1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,540 - [Sam] Tonight call down on "The Price is Right" 2 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:05,160 it's Jacquis Neal. 3 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:08,113 - So yeah man, how you gonna bring me down to the world to- 4 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,317 Me? (Sam laughing) 5 00:00:10,317 --> 00:00:11,673 They said my name wrong, 6 00:00:11,673 --> 00:00:13,113 they said my name wrong 7 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:16,472 but I'm on the "Price is Right" biotch. 8 00:00:16,472 --> 00:00:18,600 - [Sam] Chasing the waiter down for the check 9 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,340 it's Matt Apodaca. 10 00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:21,647 - Check please please. 11 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,000 - [Sam] And flagged for 12 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,183 unsportsmanlike like conduct, it's Carl Tart! 13 00:00:27,183 --> 00:00:28,571 (Carl shouting) (door closing) 14 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:31,154 (Sam laughing) 15 00:00:34,589 --> 00:00:36,656 They're all here to... 16 00:00:36,656 --> 00:00:40,183 - [All] Make! Some! Noise! 17 00:00:40,183 --> 00:00:43,266 (lively jazzy music) 18 00:00:51,323 --> 00:00:53,220 Welcome to "Make Some Noise" 19 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,610 the game so good we spun it off unchanged. 20 00:00:56,610 --> 00:00:57,750 I am your host Sam Reich. 21 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:58,890 Here's how the show works, 22 00:00:58,890 --> 00:01:03,120 I have here a series of improvisational props 23 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:07,440 our players have never seen before. 24 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,373 Isn't that right players? 25 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:10,440 - I don't see anything. - It's true. 26 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:11,879 - I ain't seen nothing. - They will to the best 27 00:01:11,879 --> 00:01:13,860 of their ability fulfill those prompts. 28 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:15,660 I will award them corresponding points 29 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:18,600 and the winner will take home the coveted golden ear 30 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:22,800 which is worth its own weight in golden ears. 31 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,240 Players, are you ready to rumble? 32 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,860 - Si señor. - Yes. 33 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:29,100 - First a little warmup round, something to whet the palate, 34 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,680 an amuse-bouche if you will. 35 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,239 Something to amuse your respective bouche's. 36 00:01:34,239 --> 00:01:35,472 (Matt laughs) What is the bouche? 37 00:01:35,472 --> 00:01:37,674 - I think it's the space between 38 00:01:37,674 --> 00:01:38,677 (Sam laughs) 39 00:01:38,677 --> 00:01:39,570 the-- - That's a taint. 40 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:41,580 - Yeah sorry I. - No no no no no, 41 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:44,441 between the taint and the like not the taint 42 00:01:44,441 --> 00:01:47,100 but like the groove in between. 43 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,379 - Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. 44 00:01:48,379 --> 00:01:49,983 - Yeah that's the bouche yeah. - We're off to a flying start. 45 00:01:49,983 --> 00:01:50,820 (Matt laughs) 46 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:51,720 - Jacquis. 47 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,920 - Samuel. 48 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,290 - Your Peloton instructor 49 00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:58,980 is keeping you motivated with blackmail. 50 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:02,340 - All right, all right, all right, you don't stop. 51 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:05,543 Like that time you didn't stop uh huh, 52 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,320 you know what I'm talking about. 53 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,700 You better not slow them knees down 54 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:12,600 or somebody gonna find out what you put on your knees. 55 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,160 You hear what I'm saying? 56 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,950 You gonna have abs, you gonna have ass, 57 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:20,040 you gonna have muscles, you gonna have five to 10 58 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,247 if I tell people what you did mother fucker. 59 00:02:22,247 --> 00:02:23,250 (everyone laughing) All right. 60 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:24,630 You better keep it going, 61 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:26,927 keep going on it, sweat, sweat, 62 00:02:26,927 --> 00:02:29,850 sweat like everybody sweats when you walk in a room 63 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,964 'cause of what you did, sweat! 64 00:02:31,964 --> 00:02:32,797 (buzzer dinging) Good job. 65 00:02:32,797 --> 00:02:33,879 - I will cut you off there. 66 00:02:33,879 --> 00:02:35,340 - He did something very illegal. 67 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:37,052 - Yeah something to do with knees. 68 00:02:37,052 --> 00:02:39,270 (everyone laughing) 69 00:02:39,270 --> 00:02:40,440 I mean that's what it would take. 70 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,610 - You guys seen Sam recently? 71 00:02:41,610 --> 00:02:42,918 He got shredded. 72 00:02:42,918 --> 00:02:44,740 (everyone laughing) What happened? 73 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:47,909 - 125 BPM amount of points for you. 74 00:02:47,909 --> 00:02:48,892 - Oooh. 75 00:02:48,892 --> 00:02:50,070 - Matt. - Sam. 76 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:54,499 - Deep in the pleasure of a scalp massage. 77 00:02:54,499 --> 00:02:57,248 (Matt moaning) 78 00:02:57,248 --> 00:03:00,987 - Oh yeah just back back back of the head. Yeah. 79 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,860 Stop stop stop stop stop stop. 80 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,139 I don't have any protection. 81 00:03:07,139 --> 00:03:09,602 (everyone laughing) 82 00:03:09,602 --> 00:03:10,873 We just can't do this no. 83 00:03:10,873 --> 00:03:13,172 (buzzer dinging) - I will cut you off there Matt. 84 00:03:13,172 --> 00:03:15,060 - Every time I get a hair cut and they do that to my head 85 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:17,850 I'm always like, "I gotta tip 100 dollars." 86 00:03:17,850 --> 00:03:21,270 - Yeah it's like do I introduce you to my parents now? 87 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:22,380 - Is a cop- - Is that 88 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,370 what happens? - Gonna kick the door 89 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,660 down right now, what's happening? 90 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:28,110 - I do love it, I ask for the hair wash every time. 91 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:29,670 - I am always a little disappointed when they don't do it. 92 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:32,280 - A Swedish amount of points for you. 93 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,450 - Okay nice. 94 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:34,283 - Carl. 95 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:35,220 - Thanks for having me. 96 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:39,614 - Just the worst explanation of daylight savings. 97 00:03:39,614 --> 00:03:40,447 (Matt laughing) 98 00:03:40,447 --> 00:03:43,170 - Back in the 1920's Henry Ford 99 00:03:43,170 --> 00:03:47,931 created the eight hour work day with a lunch break. 100 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:51,000 - Right in the earlier part of the day, 101 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,280 usually about three hours into the day 102 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,650 where you would make a sandwich of some sorts, 103 00:03:55,650 --> 00:03:57,870 only could each sandwiches in Henry Ford's plant. 104 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,339 And the problem with the sandwich meat 105 00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:01,543 (Sam laughing) 106 00:04:01,543 --> 00:04:03,042 was you had to get it from a store 107 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:06,720 or some sorta market or a place like that. 108 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,091 And then after you would get the sandwich meat 109 00:04:09,091 --> 00:04:11,460 it's time to go back to work at that point. 110 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:14,940 So what happened was usually at night time 111 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:16,740 when you get into the bed you usually put on 112 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:20,700 some sort of like negligee or night clothing 113 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:23,700 or something like that which will then turn around 114 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:25,123 and then you wake up in the morning time 115 00:04:25,123 --> 00:04:28,710 and the cows are crowing and the birds are mooing. 116 00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:31,603 And you would take breakfast, the same meat for lunch, 117 00:04:31,603 --> 00:04:32,750 (everyone laughing) 118 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,990 you would then take that for breakfast 119 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:37,187 'cause you saved it and now it's daylight. 120 00:04:37,187 --> 00:04:38,337 (buzzer dinging) You get what I'm saying. 121 00:04:38,337 --> 00:04:40,653 - I will cut you off there Carl. 122 00:04:40,653 --> 00:04:43,067 This man has no business being a substitute teacher. 123 00:04:43,067 --> 00:04:44,490 (contestants laughing) 124 00:04:44,490 --> 00:04:46,181 Fall back amount of points for you. 125 00:04:46,181 --> 00:04:47,202 (Carl groans) Jacquis. 126 00:04:47,202 --> 00:04:48,109 - Let's do this. 127 00:04:48,109 --> 00:04:50,520 - For those of you who don't know (Sam laughs) 128 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,380 Jacquis wrote prompts for this season 129 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:53,927 of "Make Some Noise," we're very grateful. 130 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,146 You'll see his brilliant prompts 131 00:04:55,146 --> 00:04:56,812 scattered throughout the season. 132 00:04:56,812 --> 00:04:58,860 Every once in a while there was a prompt where I read it 133 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:01,589 and I went, "I don't know how that's gonna go." 134 00:05:01,589 --> 00:05:02,422 - Oooh! (Carl laughs) 135 00:05:02,422 --> 00:05:05,847 - And my only option is to feed it right back to him 136 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,800 (everyone laughing) and see what happens. 137 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,094 - Oh shit here we go. - Jacquis. 138 00:05:09,094 --> 00:05:12,060 The speech MLK really wanted to give 139 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:13,740 (contestants laughing) 140 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:15,780 instead of "I Have a Dream." 141 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:16,613 Good luck. 142 00:05:16,613 --> 00:05:20,550 - My fellow Americans, I have a dream, 143 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:24,030 I have a dream that one day you white mother fuckers 144 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:25,740 gonna get yours. 145 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:28,684 Oh I swear to god one day. 146 00:05:28,684 --> 00:05:29,550 (contestants laughing) 147 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:30,720 Motherfucker we coming. 148 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:31,553 (Sam laughs) 149 00:05:31,553 --> 00:05:34,050 I have a dream I have a dream, 150 00:05:34,050 --> 00:05:36,360 I have a dream today (Jacquis laughs) 151 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:39,420 that one day when you walk through the door 152 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:42,000 and you see black people and brown people, 153 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,337 Jews and gentiles, we all turn around and say, 154 00:05:45,337 --> 00:05:47,636 "Fuck you white motherfuckers!" 155 00:05:47,636 --> 00:05:48,469 (everyone laughing) 156 00:05:48,469 --> 00:05:52,560 You white devil motherfuckers you, I have a dream today! 157 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,633 - He's right, let's storm this place. 158 00:05:54,633 --> 00:05:56,127 (everyone laughing) (buzzer dinging) 159 00:05:56,127 --> 00:05:59,220 (everyone continues laughing) - I will cut you off. 160 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:00,870 You know something, 161 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:02,779 as a Jew it's just nice to feel included, 162 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,100 (everyone laughing) 163 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:06,390 it really is. 164 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:07,680 - It's probably what he wanted to say. 165 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,163 - A candid amount of points for you. 166 00:06:09,163 --> 00:06:10,350 (contestants laughing) 167 00:06:10,350 --> 00:06:11,183 Matt. 168 00:06:11,183 --> 00:06:12,493 - Yes? - Is it Matthew? 169 00:06:12,493 --> 00:06:13,685 - It is. - Oh. 170 00:06:13,685 --> 00:06:14,715 But only when I'm in trouble. 171 00:06:14,715 --> 00:06:16,027 - Matthew. 172 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:17,316 (Sam laughing) - Oh god. 173 00:06:17,316 --> 00:06:19,830 - Announcing tonight's performance of "Hamilton" 174 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:21,270 has been canceled. 175 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:23,130 - Ladies and gentlemen thank you for joining us 176 00:06:23,130 --> 00:06:25,530 here on the the great white way as it were. 177 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:29,100 And tonight I do have some bad news, 178 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:33,182 I know you're all here to see the smash hit "Hamilton." 179 00:06:33,182 --> 00:06:34,015 (Carl shouts) 180 00:06:34,015 --> 00:06:36,660 Yes thank you, I know but unfortunately. 181 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:37,980 - Lin Manuel! 182 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,595 - Yeah I know Lin (Matt laughs) 183 00:06:39,595 --> 00:06:41,694 - Patriotism! - Just let me. 184 00:06:41,694 --> 00:06:42,527 If I could just. 185 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,680 - I spent 1,000 dollars 186 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,060 for this! - No I absolutely 187 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:46,247 I understand that. (Sam laughing) 188 00:06:46,247 --> 00:06:48,750 I understand that everybody is very excited to see the show. 189 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:50,790 - They ran outta Red Vines at the concession stand. 190 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:54,390 - That okay as well, this brings me to my next point, 191 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:56,460 tonight's performance has been canceled. 192 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:58,043 - You sing it! 193 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:58,903 (crew laughing) 194 00:06:58,903 --> 00:07:00,630 You do the whole show! - Okay. 195 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:04,663 How does a bastard orphan son of the whore. 196 00:07:04,663 --> 00:07:06,296 (everyone laughing) 197 00:07:06,296 --> 00:07:07,350 (buzzer dinging) 198 00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:08,790 - The entire rest of this episode 199 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:09,958 is just you doing your best 200 00:07:09,958 --> 00:07:12,725 possible "Hamilton." ♪ You say the price ♪ 201 00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:15,570 ♪ Of my love's not the price that you're willing to pay ♪ 202 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:17,318 I mean honestly! 203 00:07:17,318 --> 00:07:19,140 ♪ You cry ♪ 204 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:20,280 - Oh my gosh. 205 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,470 - Yeah a box seat amount 206 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:25,350 of points for you. - Oh! Careful Lincoln. 207 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:26,370 - Matt. 208 00:07:26,370 --> 00:07:30,330 Which brings us back to Carl. 209 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:34,419 A survivalist is a little too eager 210 00:07:34,419 --> 00:07:35,252 (Carl and Jacquis laughing) 211 00:07:35,252 --> 00:07:38,130 to drink their own piss. 212 00:07:38,130 --> 00:07:39,030 - Okay so at this point 213 00:07:39,030 --> 00:07:41,899 you've been in the Kalahari for about 20 minutes. 214 00:07:41,899 --> 00:07:43,189 (Sam laughing) 215 00:07:43,189 --> 00:07:47,880 Kalahari desert is one of the driest places on the planet. 216 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,672 You stumbled upon a nice clean puddle of water here, 217 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:52,505 (Sam laughing) 218 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:54,990 clearly pristine, flowing, 219 00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:56,910 you always wanna drink flowing water. 220 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,567 But something still ain't right. 221 00:07:58,567 --> 00:07:59,460 (Sam laughing) 222 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:02,340 We've stumbled upon a spring, a fresh spring, 223 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:04,980 probably some of the clearest water we've ever seen, 224 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,150 but don't trust it. 225 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:06,983 (Sam laughs) 226 00:08:06,983 --> 00:08:09,300 Yeah I got a whole crew of people over here 227 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:10,806 that have tons of water. 228 00:08:10,806 --> 00:08:12,241 (everyone laughing) 229 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:15,824 We have come to the edge of the Kalahari desert. 230 00:08:15,824 --> 00:08:18,738 There's still tons of convenience stores and 231 00:08:18,738 --> 00:08:20,104 (everyone laughing) 232 00:08:20,104 --> 00:08:24,544 plenty of places, but no, that sweet warm people tea 233 00:08:24,544 --> 00:08:26,430 (everyone laughing) 234 00:08:26,430 --> 00:08:28,534 freshly brewed in your bladder. 235 00:08:28,534 --> 00:08:29,367 (buzzer dinging) 236 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:31,800 - And I'll cut you off there Carl. 237 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,389 A wild amount of points for you. 238 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,222 (Carl cheering) 239 00:08:35,222 --> 00:08:36,580 (light jazzy music) 240 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:39,570 That brings us to our first mini game, 241 00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:43,020 the mini game in question Wrong Answers Only. 242 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,837 Dick names! 243 00:08:44,837 --> 00:08:45,835 (Matt laughs) 244 00:08:45,835 --> 00:08:47,780 I'm gonna present you all with a character, 245 00:08:47,780 --> 00:08:49,730 you buzz in and tell me 246 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:53,050 what that characters nickname is 247 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:55,200 for their penis. 248 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,130 Make sense? 249 00:08:56,130 --> 00:08:56,963 - Great. 250 00:08:56,963 --> 00:08:59,298 - First up, Sherlock Holmes. 251 00:08:59,298 --> 00:09:00,131 (bell dinging) 252 00:09:00,131 --> 00:09:00,964 Jacquis. 253 00:09:00,964 --> 00:09:01,797 - The pipe. 254 00:09:01,797 --> 00:09:04,486 - That's very good. (Jacquis laughs) 255 00:09:04,486 --> 00:09:06,499 Kicking us off with a bang. (bell dinging) 256 00:09:06,499 --> 00:09:08,329 Carl. - Elementary school. 257 00:09:08,329 --> 00:09:11,329 (everyone laughing) 258 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,654 - I have no follow up questions. 259 00:09:17,654 --> 00:09:18,882 (bell dinging) Matt. 260 00:09:18,882 --> 00:09:21,180 - Are you ready for some more-iarty? 261 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:22,432 - Oh I see what 262 00:09:22,432 --> 00:09:24,340 you did there Matt. - It's not really a nickname 263 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:25,890 it's more of like a catchphrase for his dick. 264 00:09:25,890 --> 00:09:27,157 - I mean I'll take a catchphrase. 265 00:09:27,157 --> 00:09:27,990 (bell dinging) 266 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:28,823 Oh shit Matt. 267 00:09:28,823 --> 00:09:30,330 - Deets and Watson. 268 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:33,155 - Yeah I was waiting for someone to do it. 269 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:33,988 (bell dinging) Carl. 270 00:09:33,988 --> 00:09:35,174 - No shit. 271 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:36,559 (everyone laughing) 272 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:37,571 - He didn't do that. 273 00:09:37,571 --> 00:09:39,079 (Sam laughs) 274 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,479 - This particular point is going to go to Carl 275 00:09:42,479 --> 00:09:43,312 (contestants laughing) 276 00:09:43,312 --> 00:09:45,000 for that if not the last one. 277 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,002 Next up, Gandalf. 278 00:09:47,002 --> 00:09:47,880 (bell dinging) 279 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:48,713 Matt. 280 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:49,817 - The Balrog. 281 00:09:49,817 --> 00:09:51,975 - Balrog is good. 282 00:09:51,975 --> 00:09:53,024 (bell dinging) Matt. 283 00:09:53,024 --> 00:09:54,541 - The eye of Sauron. 284 00:09:54,541 --> 00:09:57,400 (Sam laughs) 285 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:01,501 - That one makes me giggle. 286 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,400 (bell dinging) 287 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,233 Matt. 288 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,666 - Second breakfast. 289 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:05,499 (crew laughing) 290 00:10:05,499 --> 00:10:06,450 - [Crew member] Wow. 291 00:10:06,450 --> 00:10:08,897 - Explain that to me, why is everybody laughing? 292 00:10:08,897 --> 00:10:09,900 (everyone laughing) 293 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,400 - It's a "Hobbit" thing. 294 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,706 - This round is evident that me and Carl don't watch. 295 00:10:13,706 --> 00:10:16,101 (Matt and Jacquis laughing) 296 00:10:16,101 --> 00:10:18,030 - Yeah I know, a natural advantage. 297 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,500 Sorry this one is gonna go to Matt. 298 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:23,280 Next up, Optimus Prime. 299 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,113 Matt. 300 00:10:24,113 --> 00:10:25,318 - Sam Dick Wicky. 301 00:10:25,318 --> 00:10:27,090 (Jacquis laughing) 302 00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:29,328 - Sure, yes Matt. 303 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,161 (bell dinging) 304 00:10:30,161 --> 00:10:30,994 Jacquis. 305 00:10:30,994 --> 00:10:31,972 - Chevy steel. 306 00:10:31,972 --> 00:10:33,399 - Oh! 307 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,283 (bell dinging) 308 00:10:34,283 --> 00:10:35,116 Carl. 309 00:10:35,116 --> 00:10:35,949 (Carl makes a horn sound) 310 00:10:35,949 --> 00:10:37,160 (Matt laughing) 311 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,360 Fantastic. 312 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,600 I do think this one's gonna go to Carl. 313 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,690 (Carl and Sam laughing) 314 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:44,336 Sometimes it's about minimalism for me. 315 00:10:44,336 --> 00:10:45,780 - Yeah absolutely. 316 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:48,517 - Next up Yoda. 317 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:49,755 (bell dinging) Matt. 318 00:10:49,755 --> 00:10:51,055 - Baby baby Yoda. 319 00:10:51,055 --> 00:10:52,588 (Carl laughs) 320 00:10:52,588 --> 00:10:53,854 - It could also just be baby Yoda. 321 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:57,330 - If baby Yoda is small, baby baby Yoda's even smaller, 322 00:10:57,330 --> 00:10:59,610 the implication being Yoda he's not packing. 323 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:00,690 - He's not packing. 324 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:01,840 And that's probably correct. 325 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,673 - Yeah yeah. 326 00:11:02,673 --> 00:11:03,570 (bell dinging) Jacquis. 327 00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:04,962 - Is pen. 328 00:11:04,962 --> 00:11:07,962 (everyone laughing) 329 00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:10,620 - I think I'm gonna give that one to you. 330 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,000 That's Jacquis all the way. 331 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,211 Next up Donald Trump. 332 00:11:14,211 --> 00:11:15,044 (bell dinging) 333 00:11:15,044 --> 00:11:16,110 Jacquis. 334 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,430 - (Donald Trump voice) The greatest penis. 335 00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:18,540 - Oh no. - You've ever seen. 336 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:19,660 - It's triggering. 337 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:21,450 - I just call 'em Don. 338 00:11:21,450 --> 00:11:23,631 - I hate it. 339 00:11:23,631 --> 00:11:24,464 (Jacquis laughs) 340 00:11:24,464 --> 00:11:25,495 (bell dinging) Matt. 341 00:11:25,495 --> 00:11:26,503 - (Donald Trump voice) The tallest building 342 00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:27,519 in New York City. 343 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:28,480 (Sam laughs) 344 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,697 - I love everyone is pulling out their Donald Trump's. 345 00:11:30,697 --> 00:11:31,850 (bell dinging) Carl. 346 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:33,367 - (Donald Trump voice) I got this one in China. 347 00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:35,557 (everyone laughing) 348 00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,850 - Well played all three of you. 349 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:41,168 Let's say Matt for that one, 350 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,758 (Matt laughs) I think that's fair. 351 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:43,960 Shaq. 352 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,070 (bell dinging) Jacquis. 353 00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,902 - The biggest dick you've ever seen. 354 00:11:46,902 --> 00:11:49,894 (Matt laughs) - I mean let's call it like it is. 355 00:11:49,894 --> 00:11:50,961 (bell dinging) Carl. 356 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,078 - Carl Tart. 357 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:55,710 (everyone laughing) 358 00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:56,760 - I'll be right back. 359 00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:00,990 (light jazzy music) 360 00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:02,760 That brings us to round two 361 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,460 where our players will now test their talents 362 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:08,904 in teams of two. 363 00:12:08,904 --> 00:12:10,137 Jacquis. - Yes. 364 00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:10,970 - Matt. - Oh. 365 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:15,969 A college tour that makes you second-guess coming here. 366 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,220 - You say you're from Milwaukee? 367 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:18,207 - Yeah yeah. - All right sweet 368 00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:19,096 sweet sweet sweet. - Thank you. 369 00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:19,929 - You're gonna love it up here, 370 00:12:19,929 --> 00:12:20,764 you're gonna love it up here. 371 00:12:20,764 --> 00:12:23,230 We have none of that weather y'all be having in Milwaukee, 372 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:24,747 y'all got snow and you know cold. 373 00:12:24,747 --> 00:12:25,613 - Okay great. 374 00:12:25,613 --> 00:12:27,780 - Now we got warm weather, earthquakes, 375 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,190 and fires, and shit like that. 376 00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:32,520 That really it has circled around the mountain 377 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,952 that we're in too you know? 378 00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,640 Like that mountain was on fire 379 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,392 for at least two weeks last year. 380 00:12:37,392 --> 00:12:38,430 (Sam laughs) 381 00:12:38,430 --> 00:12:41,310 Yeah but you know we got a lotta stuff here on campus 382 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:42,210 that makes it good for us. 383 00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,800 So right here is the dorm room. 384 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,030 - Oh okay. - That you'll be in. 385 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,370 Now I do wanna say this, make sure you buy shoes 386 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:50,190 because there's needles and stuff all over the ground here. 387 00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:53,130 I don't know how heroin keeps getting on our campus 388 00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:56,100 but it does so you know make sure you bring your shoes. 389 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,930 - Okay. - You excited about college? 390 00:12:57,930 --> 00:12:58,843 - Yeah yeah yeah. - Yeah man you excited 391 00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:00,033 to get some? 392 00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:00,923 - Yeah yep that's yep. 393 00:13:00,923 --> 00:13:03,387 - That's cool, yeah there's no women here. 394 00:13:03,387 --> 00:13:04,955 (Sam laughs) 395 00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:05,788 It's a all boys school. 396 00:13:05,788 --> 00:13:07,530 Now if you look over here, 397 00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:10,650 here is the white man that's gonna give you all your grades. 398 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:12,900 Look at him, look how crazy he looks right there. 399 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,670 - You look like a B minus to me. 400 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,437 - I think I'm gonna go learn a trade. 401 00:13:16,437 --> 00:13:17,442 (Sam laughs) 402 00:13:17,442 --> 00:13:18,510 (buzzer dinging) 403 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,650 - Based on a true story. 404 00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:21,483 (Matt laughs) 405 00:13:21,483 --> 00:13:22,320 - That's what we all did. 406 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,350 - A scholarship amount of points for the both of you. 407 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:28,800 Next up, Matt, Carl. 408 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,110 Good cop dad cop. 409 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,154 - Get over here. 410 00:13:33,154 --> 00:13:35,400 (Sam laughs) 411 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,560 - How you doing there champ? 412 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,650 (Sam laughs) 413 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,910 - Listen man this'll all be over 414 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:42,480 if you just tell us where you were Thursday night. 415 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,240 - I've already told y'all I was at home. 416 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,623 - Yeah have a two piece. 417 00:13:47,883 --> 00:13:49,328 - Chicken? - Yeah. 418 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,190 (everyone laughing) 419 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:51,023 - Thank you so much. 420 00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:53,004 - Now I just want you to know 421 00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:54,704 we're not mad, we're disappointed. 422 00:13:54,704 --> 00:13:55,980 (Sam laughs) 423 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,240 - You can tell me man, 424 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,060 I'm gonna go easy on ya, I'm gonna get you a light sentence. 425 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:02,430 - I just don't want you making the same mistakes I did 426 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:05,577 and frankly I see a lotta myself in you. 427 00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:07,683 - And I come from the same neighborhood that you came from, 428 00:14:07,683 --> 00:14:10,272 so we can talk on a different level. 429 00:14:10,272 --> 00:14:11,310 (Sam laughs) 430 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,360 - You don't want me to call your mother? 431 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,400 - Why would you call my mother, I'm an adult. 432 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,020 - I'm gonna allow you to have one phone call. 433 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,040 - Are you gonna call your mom? 434 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,680 - No I'm not gonna call my mom, 435 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,513 I don't need a phone call, 436 00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:20,346 and my- - Your mom says 437 00:14:20,346 --> 00:14:22,560 you don't call enough and it makes us sick. 438 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:23,621 - You're not my dad. 439 00:14:23,621 --> 00:14:24,622 (crew laughs) 440 00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:25,455 (Jacquis laughs) 441 00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:26,310 You're just a cop. 442 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,050 - Now go to your room! 443 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:28,883 - That's a cell. 444 00:14:28,883 --> 00:14:29,934 - That's the jail cell. 445 00:14:29,934 --> 00:14:31,624 (buzzer dinging) - I will cut you off there. 446 00:14:31,624 --> 00:14:33,330 (Sam laughing) 447 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,520 I could probably say this, an ACAB amount of points 448 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,080 for the two of you. - Hell yeah. 449 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,080 - Carl and Jacquis. 450 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:45,080 Fast and the Furious 67: Too Fast, Slow Down. 451 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,051 - Oh wanna put my seatbelt on. 452 00:14:47,051 --> 00:14:48,300 (Sam sputters) 453 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,892 Now is the air to 74? 454 00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:51,725 - Yeah. 455 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:52,758 - All right. 456 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:53,983 - It's a hot summer day. 457 00:14:53,983 --> 00:14:55,770 - Oh and we are- - We got to hurry up 458 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:59,997 and get over to Lenny's diner for the all star special 459 00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:01,320 before it goes out. 460 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,632 - Now hold on now hold on. - Easy. 461 00:15:03,632 --> 00:15:05,550 - Hold on now! - You got to 462 00:15:05,550 --> 00:15:06,870 think about family. 463 00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,698 - I am thinking about family, 464 00:15:08,698 --> 00:15:11,194 I don't wanna leave 'em now okay? 465 00:15:11,194 --> 00:15:12,197 (Sam laughing) 466 00:15:12,197 --> 00:15:13,030 I don't wanna leave my family, 467 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:15,887 you're going 15 miles an hour, slow down! 468 00:15:15,887 --> 00:15:18,960 - I'm on the highway, I got to go with the flow of traffic. 469 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,178 - You ain't gotta go with the flow of nothin'. 470 00:15:21,178 --> 00:15:24,205 You ain't out here racing Jason Mamoa. 471 00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:25,340 (Matt and Sam laughing) 472 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,840 - May Jason rest in peace. 473 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:32,826 - I know this how he died going 22 in a 55. 474 00:15:32,826 --> 00:15:34,500 (everyone laughing) 475 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:38,940 Now oh wait a minute, is that our old arch rival? 476 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,591 - Who? - John Cena. 477 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:41,640 - John Cena? 478 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,473 - Yeah. 479 00:15:42,473 --> 00:15:43,920 - Did we go to high school with him? 480 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,275 - No I think that was your brother in Fast Nine. 481 00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:47,400 (Sam laughing) 482 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,270 So we technically yes you did go to high school with him, 483 00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:52,860 it was just y'all was familial. 484 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,156 - Slow down! 485 00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:55,716 (Sam and crew laughing) 486 00:15:55,716 --> 00:15:58,710 (buzzer dinging) - I will cut you off there. 487 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,392 Yeah I mean at this rate we're gonna get there. 488 00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:02,242 - We are. 489 00:16:02,242 --> 00:16:03,629 - It's just a matter of time. - 67. 490 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:07,440 - Let's say a blockbuster amount of points 491 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,880 for the both of you, 492 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,229 which brings us back to Jacquis and Matt. 493 00:16:12,229 --> 00:16:14,670 which brings us back to Jacquis and Matt. 494 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:19,670 These "Family Feud" rapid-fire answers are way off. 495 00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:22,200 - Well everybody I'm your man Steve Harvey, 496 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,610 and welcome back to "Family Feud." 497 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:26,520 It's time to play Fast Money. 498 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,985 Matt here's playing for 20,000 dollars. 499 00:16:28,985 --> 00:16:30,458 (Sam gasping) I'm gonna ask you five questions, 500 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,100 if you can't think of something say, "Pass." 501 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,000 - Okay. - And we'll come back 502 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,990 to you you get 20 seconds. 503 00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:34,890 Are you ready Matt? 504 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,035 - Let's do it, let's do it. 505 00:16:36,035 --> 00:16:37,631 - All right here we go buddy, good luck. 506 00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:40,770 Time won't start until I complete the first question. 507 00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:43,230 On a scale of one to 10 508 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:45,930 how often do you go to the bathroom? 509 00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:47,658 - The pyramids of ancient Egypt. 510 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:48,491 (Sam laughing) 511 00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:52,410 - Name a word that rhymes with the word peach. 512 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:54,180 - Like the space dog cosmonaut. 513 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,760 - Name an athlete that you would wanna be with. 514 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,900 - Yahoo Serious. 515 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:01,500 - Name a person or place that you love. 516 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,333 - Pass. 517 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:05,233 (everyone laughing) 518 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,647 - Name something that a parent gives their kid in college. 519 00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:13,470 - "Flubber" starring Robin Williams. 520 00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:16,627 - Name a person or place that you love. 521 00:17:16,627 --> 00:17:18,720 - "Flubber" starring Robin Williams. 522 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,270 (buzzer dinging) - And I'll cut you off there. 523 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:24,245 This is somebody who had the answers written on his hand 524 00:17:24,245 --> 00:17:25,078 ahead of time. 525 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,020 - Can't mess this up. 526 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:29,853 - A survey says amount of points for both of you. 527 00:17:29,853 --> 00:17:32,005 Matt and Carl. 528 00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:37,005 Bigfoot Zoom interviews for a job he thought was remote 529 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,974 but turns out is in office. 530 00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:42,609 - Yeah so I'm pretty malleable I can- 531 00:17:42,609 --> 00:17:43,442 (Sam laughs) 532 00:17:43,442 --> 00:17:45,900 - Well actually good news, we're actually taking this job 533 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,030 from remote to back in person, 534 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,696 things have loosened up. 535 00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:51,960 I'm sorry is there something wrong with your camera? 536 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,965 - I beg your pardon? 537 00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:54,150 (Sam laughing) 538 00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:55,860 - You're just like very blurry. 539 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:56,693 - Me? - Yeah. 540 00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:57,894 - Oh it's interesting, I don't know. 541 00:17:57,894 --> 00:17:59,002 - Could you just go into preferences 542 00:17:59,002 --> 00:18:00,471 and maybe just see if you have 543 00:18:00,471 --> 00:18:01,684 the correct camera selector maybe. 544 00:18:01,684 --> 00:18:04,160 - Okay I'm gonna level with you, I'm driving right now. 545 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,299 (Sam laughing) - [Matt] You're driving. 546 00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:07,749 - I'm actually using my phone, the app, 547 00:18:07,749 --> 00:18:08,907 the Zoom app on my phone. 548 00:18:08,907 --> 00:18:11,160 Hey so you're saying that we'll be 549 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,870 in person for this job? - Yeah we'll be in person. 550 00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:17,280 We found that that well between you and me 551 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,360 nobody wants to work anymore. 552 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,892 - All right, take it easy, 553 00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:20,725 (everyone laughing) take it easy. 554 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:21,741 - Jesus Christ. 555 00:18:21,741 --> 00:18:23,820 - But we figured that corporate culture 556 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:26,910 needs to exist in a corporate setting okay? 557 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:29,340 So we need you to come in and be miserable here 558 00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:30,240 instead of at home. 559 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,210 - I thought that this was online telemarketing. 560 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:35,392 I have great phone service, I'm with MCI. 561 00:18:35,392 --> 00:18:36,847 (Sam laughing) 562 00:18:36,847 --> 00:18:37,680 - You have a great phone voice 563 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,580 and- - Some people have said 564 00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:41,660 that my voice sounds like I'm in witness protection. 565 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:42,600 (Sam laughing) 566 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,900 Question, will there be anybody else in the office? 567 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,840 - Yeah I'll be there, all our staff of employees- 568 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,130 - Hey hey buddy I'll be there too, 569 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,870 I'm just listening in the back here. 570 00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:53,464 Yeah I'll be there. 571 00:18:53,464 --> 00:18:54,390 (Sam and crew laughing) 572 00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:55,224 Where'd he go? 573 00:18:55,224 --> 00:18:57,690 (buzzer dinging) 574 00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:59,850 - Incredible last beat. 575 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,642 - Jacquis was the Loch Ness monster. 576 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:02,880 (everyone laughing) 577 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,424 - I have never disliked you more 578 00:19:04,424 --> 00:19:05,257 (Matt laughs) 579 00:19:05,257 --> 00:19:08,160 than when you said, "Nobody wants to work anymore." 580 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,950 - I don't mean that, I was doing joking. 581 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,937 - 10 vacation days amount of points for the both of you 582 00:19:12,937 --> 00:19:17,190 which brings us to the last prompt of round two. 583 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,372 - Wow. 584 00:19:18,372 --> 00:19:19,848 - Carl and Jacquis. 585 00:19:19,848 --> 00:19:20,706 - Okay. 586 00:19:20,706 --> 00:19:23,533 - Two Oscar presenters feel snubbed 587 00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,980 for the award they're presenting. 588 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:26,813 - Hello everyone. 589 00:19:26,813 --> 00:19:27,810 - Hello. 590 00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:31,140 - We are here to present the nominees 591 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:34,260 for best directors in a motion picture, 592 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,610 something that is very hard to do 593 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:37,303 that only a few people can actually do 594 00:19:37,303 --> 00:19:38,423 and I- - Oh we've done it, 595 00:19:38,423 --> 00:19:39,389 we've done it. - We've done it. 596 00:19:39,389 --> 00:19:40,222 (Sam laughs) - We've done it. 597 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,255 - We've done it, we've done it well, 598 00:19:41,255 --> 00:19:42,115 we've done it well. - Done it well. 599 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,492 Directed a few movies. 600 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:44,883 Not flops in the box office. 601 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,081 - No we made profits. 602 00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:47,431 - Yeah. Overseas money. 603 00:19:47,431 --> 00:19:48,360 - Wow. - Everything. 604 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,040 - They watched our movie in China. 605 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,480 - And I'm not a Twitter person 606 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,980 but if I were to read the tweets 607 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:54,390 I'm sure they would all be pretty positive 608 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:55,795 which they were 'cause I read 'em. 609 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,150 (Sam laughing) 610 00:19:57,150 --> 00:20:00,360 - Now this year's nominees have made excellent films 611 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:03,426 that have brought inspiring stories to life. 612 00:20:03,426 --> 00:20:04,377 - Yeah stories. - I mean yes 613 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,660 you're right. - Stories already written 614 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:07,493 by other people. 615 00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:09,180 - Right 'cause we read our stories 616 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,476 see we wrote our stories. - We writ our stories. 617 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:11,829 - We writ our stories. 618 00:20:11,829 --> 00:20:12,720 (Matt laughing) 619 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,490 - We writ our stories. - We writ our stories you know 620 00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:15,840 we writ and directed our stories- 621 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,213 - That's neither here nor there nor up or down, 622 00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:18,246 left or right. - Nope. 623 00:20:18,246 --> 00:20:19,079 - Okay. 624 00:20:19,079 --> 00:20:20,379 - We going straight through to the center 625 00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:21,378 to these nominees. 626 00:20:21,378 --> 00:20:24,056 - Nominees are... I don't know. 627 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,910 - Some white man for management of managements. 628 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:29,509 - Manage yeah Ed Sheeran. 629 00:20:29,509 --> 00:20:30,750 (Sam and Matt laughing) 630 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:31,740 I just gotta say something, 631 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:35,010 the cheese platter in the back, lack luster at best. 632 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,258 - It's not good! 633 00:20:36,258 --> 00:20:38,310 (buzzer dinging) - I will cut you off there. 634 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,630 - I was just standing over there 635 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:41,110 and I was mad on your behalf. 636 00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:41,943 (Carl and crew laughing) 637 00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:44,610 - Yeah a best sound mixing amount of points 638 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,918 for the both of you. 639 00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:47,010 (light jazzy music) 640 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:50,430 That brings us to our second mini game, 641 00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:53,280 the mini game in question, If It Could Talk 642 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,200 Florida man edition. 643 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,171 I'm gonna present you with a series of headlines 644 00:20:57,171 --> 00:21:01,470 featuring a man from Florida. 645 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,810 These are real headlines that exist in the real world. 646 00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:07,890 After I do so I'm gonna ask you to enact 647 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:09,570 those headlines for me. - Okay. 648 00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:12,300 - First up, Florida man desperate 649 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:15,777 for ride to Hooters calls 911. 650 00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:17,010 - 911 what's your emergency? 651 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,344 - Help! 652 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:19,200 (Sam laughing) 653 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,033 Help me! 654 00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:21,210 - Are you injured, 655 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:22,380 are you safe? - Did you hear that? 656 00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,460 - My tummy's rumbling 657 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:24,810 to keep- - My stomach! 658 00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:26,160 - Did you tell him my stomach's rumbling? 659 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,733 - Yeah I'm telling 'em right now. 660 00:21:27,733 --> 00:21:29,123 - Sorry is there two of you there, 661 00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:30,877 you're both okay? - Yes me and my brother. 662 00:21:30,877 --> 00:21:31,710 (Sam laughing) 663 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,630 My name is Daryl, this my brother Daryl. 664 00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:34,980 - You're both named 665 00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,377 Daryl okay. - Daryl and Daryl, 666 00:21:36,377 --> 00:21:37,440 we're the Daryl's. 667 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,780 - This is the emergency line, what is your emergency? 668 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:42,990 - We don't have no car and we got to get over to Hooter's, 669 00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:44,974 it's Monday night you know what that means? 670 00:21:44,974 --> 00:21:46,665 - Wings and titties! 671 00:21:46,665 --> 00:21:48,958 - 25 cent wings and 50 cent titties. 672 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:51,852 - Sir this is, this is an emergency hotline, 673 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,443 911 is for very serious business. 674 00:21:53,443 --> 00:21:54,842 - Hey who the hell you you think you are? 675 00:21:54,842 --> 00:21:55,925 - Yeah who is you? 676 00:21:55,925 --> 00:21:57,690 - Why don't I come on down to that hospital you work at 677 00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:58,523 and knock your dick in the dirt? 678 00:21:58,523 --> 00:21:59,610 - Okay I don't, 679 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:03,210 I'm a 911 dispatcher, I don't work at a hospital. 680 00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:04,380 - Where you work at then? 681 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,580 - I'm not telling you where I am. 682 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:07,170 - Well how close is it to the Hooters? 683 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:08,645 We need some wings and titties! 684 00:22:08,645 --> 00:22:09,887 - Why don't you take us down there? 685 00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:13,920 You sound like you drive a 1995 Camry station wagon. 686 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:14,753 - Can you fit us? 687 00:22:14,753 --> 00:22:16,110 - Just give me your address 688 00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:17,558 and I'll pick you guys up. - We're both very large. 689 00:22:17,558 --> 00:22:19,224 (buzzer dinging) - I will cut you off there. 690 00:22:19,224 --> 00:22:21,363 "I will knock your dick in the dirt," 691 00:22:21,363 --> 00:22:24,153 I believe I heard you say. 692 00:22:24,153 --> 00:22:24,986 (Matt laughing) 693 00:22:24,986 --> 00:22:26,902 Florida man wakes up on Christmas eve 694 00:22:26,902 --> 00:22:31,280 to find intruder sucking his toes. (Matt laughing) 695 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,452 (Jacquis snoring) 696 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,230 (Jacquis shouting) 697 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:35,063 - What's? 698 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,237 - My man, chill out, chill out. 699 00:22:36,237 --> 00:22:37,776 (Sam laughing) - Hey, hey! 700 00:22:37,776 --> 00:22:38,833 Whatcha doing? - Hey my man. 701 00:22:38,833 --> 00:22:39,917 - Watcha doing down there? - Man shut up. 702 00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:40,750 Man go back to sleep. 703 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,091 - Santa I said we have to get back on the sleigh, 704 00:22:42,091 --> 00:22:42,924 what are you doing? 705 00:22:42,924 --> 00:22:44,582 (everyone laughing) - Shut up Rudolph. 706 00:22:44,582 --> 00:22:45,441 - Whatcha doing man? 707 00:22:45,441 --> 00:22:46,957 Get my toes out your mouth. 708 00:22:46,957 --> 00:22:48,240 - Listen it's Christmas, 709 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,590 I'm giving you a miracle right now. 710 00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:52,037 - No stop licking my big toe. 711 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,880 - My man I'm sorry, I just, 712 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,440 I was walking by and your feet were poking 713 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,117 outta the, into the bed and I was just like, 714 00:22:58,117 --> 00:23:00,680 hold on man let me see what these talking about real quick. 715 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,940 (Jacquis groaning) (crew laughing) 716 00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:04,560 Don't make it weird, you making it weird. 717 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:06,210 - You know where my feet have been? 718 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:07,043 - Where? - Well he's seen you 719 00:23:07,043 --> 00:23:08,267 when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. 720 00:23:08,267 --> 00:23:09,701 - Santa is a freak. 721 00:23:09,701 --> 00:23:11,927 (buzzer dinging) - I will cut you off there. 722 00:23:11,927 --> 00:23:15,060 You heard him, your first Santa is a toe guy. 723 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:15,893 - Toe guy. 724 00:23:15,893 --> 00:23:20,370 - Next up, Florida man trapped in unlocked closet 725 00:23:20,370 --> 00:23:22,890 for two days. 726 00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:25,637 - Hey man if I die in here first- 727 00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:27,360 - No man don't don't don't don't. 728 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,430 - You got permission to eat me. 729 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:31,437 - Don't say that, we're gonna get outta here okay? 730 00:23:31,437 --> 00:23:33,330 - You got permission to eat me. 731 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:34,470 - Someone's gonna come along 732 00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:36,677 and they're gonna free us from- 733 00:23:36,677 --> 00:23:39,390 - No man you can eat me. Eat me! 734 00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:41,124 - Hey y'all shut up I'm trying to watch "Judge Judy." 735 00:23:41,124 --> 00:23:42,696 (Sam laughing) 736 00:23:42,696 --> 00:23:43,620 - Well hey man. - It ain't none 737 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,060 of my business what you're doing in there, 738 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:46,786 but just please keep it down. 739 00:23:46,786 --> 00:23:49,044 ♪ We're trapped in this closet ♪ 740 00:23:49,044 --> 00:23:50,340 (everyone laughing) 741 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:53,070 - Turn the door knob sir. 742 00:23:53,070 --> 00:23:53,903 - Turn the door knob. 743 00:23:53,903 --> 00:23:55,080 - Turn the door knob. - We haven't tried 744 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,511 turning the door knob. 745 00:23:56,511 --> 00:23:57,344 - Like we haven't. 746 00:23:57,344 --> 00:23:58,177 Oh damn. 747 00:23:58,177 --> 00:23:59,130 - Looks like you hadn't tried it. 748 00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:00,720 - Hey man let us get back in here. 749 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,761 Hey man, eat me man. 750 00:24:01,761 --> 00:24:03,420 - No I'm not gonna eat you. 751 00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:04,530 - Yeah something tells me 752 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,174 this wasn't about being trapped. 753 00:24:06,174 --> 00:24:07,380 (contestants laughing) 754 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,940 Florida man arrested 755 00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:13,590 after stealing 66 rolls of toilet paper. 756 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:14,760 - I'm innocent. 757 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,580 - It's hard to hide 66 rolls of paper towel. 758 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:18,690 - Those are my thighs. 759 00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:19,770 - Those are your thighs? 760 00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:20,787 - Those are your thigh- - Yeah. 761 00:24:20,787 --> 00:24:22,969 - And let me guess, you're very muscular too? 762 00:24:22,969 --> 00:24:26,070 - Yeah I work out only my upper half. 763 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,600 - You look like the Michelin man. 764 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,420 - I eat a lotta sweets and it all goes to my thighs. 765 00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:31,530 - Let me ask you something. 766 00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:33,700 - Ask me anything, I'm an open book. 767 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:34,560 (Sam laughing) 768 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,540 - What's that stuck to your shoe right there? 769 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,280 It looks like you just came out of the bathroom. 770 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,260 - So I got a little toilet paper stuck to my shoe, 771 00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:42,360 everything else is normal okay? 772 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,470 - Sir you're under arrest. 773 00:24:43,470 --> 00:24:44,303 - I'm not going. 774 00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:47,254 (Sam and crew laughing) 775 00:24:47,254 --> 00:24:49,966 - We keep shooting and it's bouncing off of him. 776 00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:50,799 - We keep shooting it's just bouncing off! 777 00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:51,632 (buzzer dinging) 778 00:24:51,632 --> 00:24:52,709 - Cut! 779 00:24:52,709 --> 00:24:53,944 (Sam laughing) 780 00:24:53,944 --> 00:24:55,020 - Man fuck the cops dude. 781 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:57,810 - And last but certainly not least of this mini game. 782 00:24:57,810 --> 00:25:02,810 Florida woman arrested for peeing in the store's ice cream. 783 00:25:02,910 --> 00:25:03,780 - You do samples here? 784 00:25:03,780 --> 00:25:05,910 - Yeah you can sample anything we got here. 785 00:25:05,910 --> 00:25:07,260 - Well I was reading the newspaper today 786 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:09,235 and this is specific what I wanna sample, 787 00:25:09,235 --> 00:25:10,878 I'm a survivalist you see. 788 00:25:10,878 --> 00:25:11,850 (Sam laughing) 789 00:25:11,850 --> 00:25:12,903 - Misses Grylls? 790 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,870 - You caught me, the one and the only. 791 00:25:15,870 --> 00:25:18,119 - Wow good to see you. 792 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,320 - It's an honor to have you here in our store. 793 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,153 - What would you like, 794 00:25:20,153 --> 00:25:21,990 would you like some pralines and cream? 795 00:25:21,990 --> 00:25:24,090 - Maybe some cookies and cream? 796 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,877 - Some butter and cream? 797 00:25:25,877 --> 00:25:27,120 - I think I want some piss and cream. 798 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,253 - Well as a matter of fact we have that. 799 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:33,720 - Nice big sample size. 800 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,316 - We can't give this stuff away. 801 00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:36,335 (Sam laughing) 802 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:37,567 - [Jacquis] Nobody wants it. 803 00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:39,660 (Carl moaning) 804 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:41,342 - Somebody ain't been drinking enough water. 805 00:25:41,342 --> 00:25:42,390 (Sam laughing) 806 00:25:42,390 --> 00:25:43,620 - You're under arrest. 807 00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:44,460 - Y'all the cops? 808 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,266 - Yeah you're under arrest, you're under arrest. 809 00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:47,320 - Come back! 810 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,650 (light music) 811 00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:51,600 - That brings us to round three 812 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,510 where our players will now hold hands 813 00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:58,312 and jump into the abyss together. 814 00:25:58,312 --> 00:25:59,670 (Sam laughing) 815 00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:00,780 It's not happening. 816 00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:03,000 Jacquis, Matt, Carl. 817 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,064 - All three of us? 818 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:09,660 - A heist team realizes they all have the same specialty. 819 00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:10,989 - All right yo all right. - Okay okay. 820 00:26:10,989 --> 00:26:13,890 - So look, we gotta get money for our families man, 821 00:26:13,890 --> 00:26:16,350 our families need money man, they in jail right now. 822 00:26:16,350 --> 00:26:21,060 - I wanna make this abundantly clear, after this I walk. 823 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:23,460 - I thought I was the guy who walks after. 824 00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:25,110 - Yeah no you're- - I'm the dude who walks 825 00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:27,180 like I'm the one who walks- - No no you gotta stay 826 00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:29,133 being a criminal, both of y'all stay being a criminal. 827 00:26:29,133 --> 00:26:30,200 - No no no no no no no no. - I gotta- 828 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,480 - No man I'll specialize in turning my life around bro. 829 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,890 - I'm the one that walks, 830 00:26:34,890 --> 00:26:37,170 I'm the one that goes and becomes a preacher 831 00:26:37,170 --> 00:26:38,760 and never speaks of this again 832 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,253 until the cops come 20 years later and I go, "You found me." 833 00:26:42,253 --> 00:26:43,979 (Sam laughing) - Wait a minute 834 00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:46,290 I'm the one that walks and goes and be's a preacher 835 00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:48,090 until the cops come 20 years later 836 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:51,120 and says, "You found me" and then I run and walk again. 837 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,360 - You guys, it's as if you took this directly from me 838 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,407 because I said, "Look I'll do one more job 839 00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:58,290 "but then I'm walking away." 840 00:26:58,290 --> 00:27:00,632 And donning the cloth, becoming a preacher. 841 00:27:00,632 --> 00:27:01,649 (Sam laughing) 842 00:27:01,649 --> 00:27:03,660 And then 20 years down the line 843 00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:06,030 if the cops wanna come get me I won't say no. 844 00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:07,290 - Hey man I'm gonna walk this. 845 00:27:07,290 --> 00:27:08,580 I'm walking this man. - No no I'm gonna walk. 846 00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:09,413 - I'm walking now man. 847 00:27:09,413 --> 00:27:10,627 No man I'm walking. - No. 848 00:27:10,627 --> 00:27:12,194 - No no I'm walking, I'm. 849 00:27:12,194 --> 00:27:15,085 - I'm just gonna do what I'm brought here doing, 850 00:27:15,085 --> 00:27:16,360 cut this wire okay? - No wait man, 851 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,578 I cut the wire bro. - Cut the wire. 852 00:27:18,578 --> 00:27:19,411 (buzzer dinging) 853 00:27:19,411 --> 00:27:21,420 - I'll cut you off there. 854 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:23,181 I worried for Matt for a moment 855 00:27:23,181 --> 00:27:25,260 but that he was gonna drown. 856 00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:26,391 - So did I. 857 00:27:26,391 --> 00:27:28,230 (contestants laughing) 858 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:31,767 - An "Ocean's 11", no an "Ocean's 12" for the three of you. 859 00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:32,600 - A good one. 860 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:37,600 - Next up, three poker players with terrible tells. 861 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:39,736 (contestants laughing) 862 00:27:39,736 --> 00:27:42,609 - Oh boy y'all going down. 863 00:27:42,609 --> 00:27:45,168 (Sam laughing) 864 00:27:45,168 --> 00:27:46,711 - Fuck! 865 00:27:46,711 --> 00:27:49,170 No shit no. 866 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:50,395 - Fold. 867 00:27:50,395 --> 00:27:51,570 (Sam laughs) 868 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:54,420 - Right hold on hold on let me, you folding? 869 00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:55,410 - No or maybe not. 870 00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:56,730 - You know the game, you know the rules. 871 00:27:56,730 --> 00:27:58,350 - Texas hold 'em. 872 00:27:58,350 --> 00:28:01,620 - Okay here's the river. 873 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,872 - Okay all right, what's the river. 874 00:28:03,872 --> 00:28:06,120 (Jacquis laughing) 875 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,817 - God damn it! 876 00:28:07,817 --> 00:28:09,690 My wife's gonna kill me. 877 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:11,349 - Texas. 878 00:28:11,349 --> 00:28:13,110 (Sam laughing) 879 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:15,063 - Hey man what's your tell then? 880 00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:18,453 - Wouldn't you like to know. 881 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,080 - Full royal flush. 882 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,755 - Ah three twos. 883 00:28:25,755 --> 00:28:27,690 (Sam laughing) 884 00:28:27,690 --> 00:28:31,260 - Two and seven, why did I bet my house, why? 885 00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,280 - Do I win? 886 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,330 - Do you not know how to play? 887 00:28:33,330 --> 00:28:36,027 - No. - And I'll buzz you out there. 888 00:28:36,027 --> 00:28:37,020 (contestants laughing) 889 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,190 It felt a little bit 890 00:28:38,190 --> 00:28:39,660 like even though they were all terrible 891 00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:41,006 they were perfectly matched. 892 00:28:41,006 --> 00:28:42,600 (Jacquis laughing) 893 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,700 Straight up two poker players with terrible tells 894 00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:46,838 and one who has no idea 895 00:28:46,838 --> 00:28:47,671 (contestants laughing) 896 00:28:47,671 --> 00:28:50,880 what poker is, what the hands are. 897 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,190 Trips on the river, amount of points for three of you. 898 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,680 Last prompt of our game. 899 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,513 - Great. 900 00:28:56,513 --> 00:28:58,772 - In lieu of white noise 901 00:28:58,772 --> 00:28:59,771 (Jacquis laughs) 902 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:03,543 to help you sleep, Caucasian noise. 903 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:07,295 - Your credit score is 845. 904 00:29:07,295 --> 00:29:08,760 (Matt laughing) 905 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,444 - Ah this Thanksgiving dinner is minimalistic. 906 00:29:12,444 --> 00:29:13,530 (Sam laughs) 907 00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:15,436 - I am the manager. 908 00:29:15,436 --> 00:29:18,364 (everyone laughing) 909 00:29:18,364 --> 00:29:21,000 - Ah these Air Force One's are filthy. 910 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:25,458 - Ah I'll fail and still move forward. 911 00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:27,000 (Sam and crew laughing) 912 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,980 - Ah I'll have a vodka soda. 913 00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,680 - My favorite band is Arcade Fire. 914 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,570 - Ah I'm stressed 915 00:29:33,570 --> 00:29:34,642 (Matt laughs) 916 00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:36,783 I'm gonna have some dark chocolate. 917 00:29:36,783 --> 00:29:37,890 (Sam laughs) 918 00:29:37,890 --> 00:29:40,581 - I love improv comedy. 919 00:29:40,581 --> 00:29:42,932 - And I will cut us off. 920 00:29:42,932 --> 00:29:44,100 (buzzer dinging) 921 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,420 There. 922 00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:48,120 Privileged amount of points for the three of you. 923 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:52,410 That brings us to the end of our game. 924 00:29:52,410 --> 00:29:54,663 Our winner this eve. 925 00:29:55,756 --> 00:29:56,790 (paper rustling) 926 00:29:56,790 --> 00:29:58,140 Jacquis Neal. 927 00:29:58,140 --> 00:29:59,559 - Oh wow. - Jacquis. 928 00:29:59,559 --> 00:30:00,720 (smooth music) 929 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:05,280 A much deserved and coveted golden ear. 930 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,433 - Thank you. 931 00:30:06,433 --> 00:30:07,860 I have a dream today. 932 00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:09,150 - Oh boy. 933 00:30:09,150 --> 00:30:11,490 That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 934 00:30:11,490 --> 00:30:14,430 Tune in next time for more of the game same-r, 935 00:30:14,430 --> 00:30:17,040 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 936 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,322 Goodnight. 937 00:30:18,322 --> 00:30:21,405 (audience clapping)