1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,046 - [Sam] Tonight, one of those lizards 2 00:00:02,046 --> 00:00:03,688 that can run across water, 3 00:00:03,688 --> 00:00:05,519 it's Zac Oyama! 4 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:06,727 (upbeat music) (audience applauding) 5 00:00:06,727 --> 00:00:09,310 (all laughing) 6 00:00:11,935 --> 00:00:14,423 Confidently going to the wrong podium, 7 00:00:14,423 --> 00:00:17,005 it's Jacob Wysocki! - Hey, Sam! 8 00:00:17,005 --> 00:00:18,829 Just going to my normal spot. 9 00:00:18,829 --> 00:00:21,013 - [Sam] And, trying to explain to a stranger 10 00:00:21,013 --> 00:00:22,365 that they have the wrong podium 11 00:00:22,365 --> 00:00:23,782 is Vic Michaelis. 12 00:00:25,497 --> 00:00:27,149 What's up, Vic? - Hey, how you doing? 13 00:00:27,149 --> 00:00:29,482 Hey, Zac. - Hi, how are you? 14 00:00:31,794 --> 00:00:33,203 - Hey. 15 00:00:33,203 --> 00:00:34,036 - Hey. 16 00:00:34,036 --> 00:00:36,619 (all laughing) 17 00:00:38,077 --> 00:00:40,390 - [Sam] They're all here to- 18 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:43,627 - [All] Make Some Noise! 19 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:46,877 (upbeat playful music) 20 00:00:51,778 --> 00:00:54,638 (title whooshes) 21 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,998 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 22 00:00:56,998 --> 00:01:00,437 the game so good, we spun it off unchanged. 23 00:01:00,437 --> 00:01:01,595 I am your host, Sam Reich. 24 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:02,428 Here's how the show works. 25 00:01:02,428 --> 00:01:04,719 I have a here a series of improvisational prompts 26 00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:08,619 our players have never seen before. 27 00:01:08,619 --> 00:01:10,174 Isn't that right, players? 28 00:01:10,174 --> 00:01:11,021 - Yeah. - Yes. 29 00:01:11,021 --> 00:01:11,854 - I don't know. 30 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:12,789 - When you run like a lizard, 31 00:01:12,789 --> 00:01:14,829 you're using muscles you're not normally using. 32 00:01:14,829 --> 00:01:16,116 (Sam laughing) 33 00:01:16,116 --> 00:01:17,470 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 34 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:19,043 - They will, to the best of their ability, 35 00:01:19,043 --> 00:01:20,130 fulfill those prompts. 36 00:01:20,130 --> 00:01:21,750 I will award them corresponding points, 37 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:25,334 and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden Ear, 38 00:01:25,334 --> 00:01:30,334 which may look fine, but the stench is simply unbearable. 39 00:01:30,569 --> 00:01:33,286 Players, are you ready to rumble? 40 00:01:33,286 --> 00:01:34,340 - Yes. - I'm ready. 41 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:35,173 - Let's get ready to rumble. 42 00:01:35,173 --> 00:01:36,183 - To make some noise- - Oh, man. 43 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:37,016 - Wait. 44 00:01:37,016 --> 00:01:40,868 - First up, a little amuse-bouche, if you will. 45 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,660 - I still don't know what an amuse-bouche is. 46 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:44,247 - It amuses your bouche. 47 00:01:44,247 --> 00:01:45,301 - Now I get it. 48 00:01:45,301 --> 00:01:46,645 (Sam laughing) 49 00:01:46,645 --> 00:01:48,420 - Firstly, Mr. Oyama. 50 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:49,253 - Hi. 51 00:01:49,253 --> 00:01:54,197 - An election reporter without any touchscreen finesse. 52 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,348 - Okay, guys. 53 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:57,634 These are early results. 54 00:01:57,634 --> 00:02:00,516 As you know, we're gonna get some of these more, 55 00:02:00,516 --> 00:02:02,820 the bluer areas are gonna come in later, 56 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:04,710 because they're processing those votes as they happen. 57 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:06,976 It's larger percentage of people in this, 58 00:02:06,976 --> 00:02:09,015 in this county. 59 00:02:09,015 --> 00:02:10,743 This is DeKalb County, and it's, um, 60 00:02:10,743 --> 00:02:13,778 as you can see, this is absolutely where 61 00:02:13,778 --> 00:02:14,899 we have to pay attention. 62 00:02:14,899 --> 00:02:17,092 Don't be surprised when this, 63 00:02:17,092 --> 00:02:19,237 when this- (all chuckling) 64 00:02:19,237 --> 00:02:22,084 (Zac grunts) 65 00:02:22,084 --> 00:02:24,951 When this area completely flips, okay? 66 00:02:24,951 --> 00:02:27,174 Because it is known to do a lot 67 00:02:27,174 --> 00:02:29,175 of Republican voting at top, 68 00:02:29,175 --> 00:02:32,068 and then a lot more mail-in ballots are gonna, 69 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,271 are gonna come in over here. 70 00:02:33,271 --> 00:02:34,104 (Sam laughing) 71 00:02:34,104 --> 00:02:36,117 - I'll cut you off there, Zac. (buzzer buzzes) 72 00:02:36,117 --> 00:02:37,380 - Really channeling CNN. 73 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:38,950 It's stressful. - Yeah. 74 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,429 A pinch to zoom amount of points for you. 75 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,551 - Okay. 76 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:43,520 - Jake. - Hi. 77 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,353 - Happy to be here? 78 00:02:44,353 --> 00:02:45,717 - Let me just say. - Yeah. 79 00:02:45,717 --> 00:02:46,784 - I'm happy to be here. 80 00:02:46,784 --> 00:02:51,447 - An evil laugh turned asthma attack. 81 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:54,917 - And that's why no one will live! 82 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:58,084 (laughing maniacally) 83 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,923 (Jacob wheezing) 84 00:03:02,923 --> 00:03:04,048 (Jacob coughing) 85 00:03:04,048 --> 00:03:04,881 Hold on. 86 00:03:06,459 --> 00:03:08,157 (Jacob wheezing) 87 00:03:08,157 --> 00:03:09,979 I've got it. (Zac laughing) 88 00:03:09,979 --> 00:03:11,363 It's got my guy. 89 00:03:11,363 --> 00:03:12,284 (Jacob coughing) 90 00:03:12,284 --> 00:03:14,638 I gotta run a steam shower. 91 00:03:14,638 --> 00:03:15,883 (Sam laughing) 92 00:03:15,883 --> 00:03:17,165 Gotta break up in the mucus 93 00:03:17,165 --> 00:03:19,210 in my bronchial tubes. 94 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:20,396 Who's got my guy? 95 00:03:20,396 --> 00:03:22,316 (Sam laughing) 96 00:03:22,316 --> 00:03:23,149 - Jake. 97 00:03:23,149 --> 00:03:24,650 I don't know about this guy living, 98 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:25,883 let alone everybody else. 99 00:03:25,883 --> 00:03:26,716 - Yeah. 100 00:03:26,716 --> 00:03:31,176 - Let's say a 160 over 4.5 amount of points for you. 101 00:03:31,176 --> 00:03:33,196 That's a little asthma inhaler joke 102 00:03:33,196 --> 00:03:35,178 for my fellow asthma sufferers out there. 103 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:36,219 (Jacob makes whooshing sound) 104 00:03:36,219 --> 00:03:37,373 Vic. - Yeah. 105 00:03:37,373 --> 00:03:38,873 - You always look so worried. 106 00:03:38,873 --> 00:03:39,788 - 'Cause I am! 107 00:03:39,788 --> 00:03:42,348 (all laughing) 108 00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:46,026 - A hi-yah for every Tae Kwon Do belt. 109 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,327 - So you start off with your white belt here, 110 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,573 and as a white belt, you're new. 111 00:03:48,573 --> 00:03:49,533 You don't know anybody, right? 112 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:50,492 And you're alone in the world. 113 00:03:50,492 --> 00:03:51,325 Hi-yah. 114 00:03:51,325 --> 00:03:52,699 (Sam laughs) (all laughing) 115 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:53,676 Next, we got our yellow belt. 116 00:03:53,676 --> 00:03:55,485 You know a couple more people, right? 117 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:56,318 - [Jacob] Yeah, for sure. 118 00:03:56,318 --> 00:03:57,179 - You're getting a little more friendly, 119 00:03:57,179 --> 00:03:59,160 a little more friends, but you're still sort of, 120 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,315 you're in the system. 121 00:04:00,315 --> 00:04:01,148 Hi-yah. - Ooh. 122 00:04:01,148 --> 00:04:01,981 Ooh! 123 00:04:01,981 --> 00:04:02,956 - Next, we're going onto orange belt. 124 00:04:02,956 --> 00:04:04,317 Okay, you've been there three months, 125 00:04:04,317 --> 00:04:05,661 six months, nine months now. 126 00:04:05,661 --> 00:04:07,518 You're feeling a little bit of unbridled confidence. 127 00:04:07,518 --> 00:04:08,832 Maybe you started sparring in classes. 128 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:09,665 Hi-yah! - Ooh! 129 00:04:09,665 --> 00:04:10,765 - Yeah, we're getting a little more excited. 130 00:04:10,765 --> 00:04:11,760 Then we get to green. 131 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,999 You entered your first tournament, you lost. 132 00:04:12,999 --> 00:04:13,832 (Sam gasps) 133 00:04:13,832 --> 00:04:15,323 You're dejected, you're defeated. 134 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,156 Hi-yah. (Sam laughs) 135 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,021 - Whoa, we're back down. - We're sad again. 136 00:04:17,021 --> 00:04:17,854 - We're back down. 137 00:04:17,854 --> 00:04:19,418 We've regressed. - Then, we get to 138 00:04:19,418 --> 00:04:20,268 light blue. 139 00:04:20,268 --> 00:04:21,757 Light blue, you know, we're in the middle. 140 00:04:21,757 --> 00:04:23,530 (Sam laughing) 141 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,363 Can I help you? 142 00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:25,626 - Well, you're getting close in a way 143 00:04:25,626 --> 00:04:26,954 that I think I might get hi-yahed. 144 00:04:26,954 --> 00:04:28,567 (Sam laughing) 145 00:04:28,567 --> 00:04:29,575 - Light blue, you've been doing this 146 00:04:29,575 --> 00:04:30,937 for a couple years now. 147 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:31,770 We're mixing it up. 148 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:32,603 We're getting confident. 149 00:04:32,603 --> 00:04:33,546 So maybe it's not a hi-yah anymore. 150 00:04:33,546 --> 00:04:34,379 It's a ki-yah! (Sam gasps) 151 00:04:34,379 --> 00:04:35,212 You know? 152 00:04:35,212 --> 00:04:36,746 We're not worried about following the rules anymore. 153 00:04:36,746 --> 00:04:37,915 We get to a dark blue belt. 154 00:04:37,915 --> 00:04:38,748 Hi-yah! 155 00:04:38,748 --> 00:04:40,441 More confident in the gut. 156 00:04:40,441 --> 00:04:41,469 Brown. 157 00:04:41,469 --> 00:04:43,353 The mountain belt. 158 00:04:43,353 --> 00:04:45,243 Maybe you're teaching some classes, 159 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,853 the little ninjas is what they call them, the preschoolers. 160 00:04:47,853 --> 00:04:48,771 Hi-yah. 161 00:04:48,771 --> 00:04:49,604 - Ah. 162 00:04:49,604 --> 00:04:50,505 - And you're getting in their face. 163 00:04:50,505 --> 00:04:51,914 Okay, so we get to red belt. 164 00:04:51,914 --> 00:04:53,486 You're getting close to graduating 165 00:04:53,486 --> 00:04:54,412 into that black belt phase. 166 00:04:54,412 --> 00:04:55,245 So maybe you don't care. 167 00:04:55,245 --> 00:04:56,161 Hi-yah. - Oh! 168 00:04:56,161 --> 00:04:57,168 - Then you go to- - Senioritis. 169 00:04:57,168 --> 00:04:58,001 - Deputy belt. 170 00:04:58,001 --> 00:04:59,523 You are so close to black belt, 171 00:04:59,523 --> 00:05:01,839 but you have to be there for a year. 172 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:02,672 Are you gonna make it? 173 00:05:02,672 --> 00:05:03,505 Are you not? 174 00:05:03,505 --> 00:05:04,338 You gotta take a test. 175 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:05,171 Am I gonna pass the test? 176 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:06,004 I don't know. - The suspense. 177 00:05:06,004 --> 00:05:06,837 - But you're gonna give it everything you got. 178 00:05:06,837 --> 00:05:10,231 So that's gonna be a good old-fashioned hi-yah! 179 00:05:10,231 --> 00:05:11,064 Should I do the kick? 180 00:05:11,064 --> 00:05:11,897 - Do it. 181 00:05:11,897 --> 00:05:12,730 - I won't. 182 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:13,563 Because you're withholding, 183 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,396 because you're not a black belt yet. 184 00:05:14,396 --> 00:05:15,229 - Wow. 185 00:05:15,229 --> 00:05:16,412 Vic. 186 00:05:16,412 --> 00:05:18,633 Yeah, I mean, I took karate, 187 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:19,909 as you know, and not Tae Kwon Do. 188 00:05:19,909 --> 00:05:21,286 So I'll go with what I know 189 00:05:21,286 --> 00:05:23,611 and say a pinan one amount of points for you. 190 00:05:23,611 --> 00:05:25,101 - So that's one point that I got for that? 191 00:05:25,101 --> 00:05:25,934 (all laughing) 192 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,201 Just to clarify. 193 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,821 - Zachary. - Okay. 194 00:05:28,821 --> 00:05:33,821 - Runner-up in the 2023 air guitar championships. 195 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,189 - Wow. 196 00:05:35,189 --> 00:05:36,272 Second place. 197 00:05:37,385 --> 00:05:38,736 Are we sure? (chuckles) 198 00:05:40,369 --> 00:05:41,929 - Ooh. 199 00:05:41,929 --> 00:05:42,762 Ooh. 200 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:46,229 What? 201 00:05:46,229 --> 00:05:47,887 What is happening? 202 00:05:49,441 --> 00:05:51,266 - Are you sure? (laughs) 203 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,009 (Sam gasps) - Whoa. 204 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:57,123 - Oh shit. 205 00:05:58,386 --> 00:05:59,902 (Sam gasps) 206 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,652 (Jacob grunting) 207 00:06:04,486 --> 00:06:05,319 - Oh! 208 00:06:07,494 --> 00:06:08,478 Oh! 209 00:06:08,478 --> 00:06:09,502 - But congrats to Craig. 210 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,347 (all laughing) 211 00:06:11,347 --> 00:06:14,917 - Silver medal amount of points for you, Zac. 212 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,598 Which brings us right to Jake. 213 00:06:16,598 --> 00:06:17,814 - It's about that time. 214 00:06:17,814 --> 00:06:21,647 - Winner of the 2023 air guitar championships. 215 00:06:22,570 --> 00:06:23,650 (Sam laughing) 216 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:24,483 - What's up, fuckers? 217 00:06:24,483 --> 00:06:25,316 I'm Craig! 218 00:06:25,316 --> 00:06:30,213 (Jacob imitating electric guitar) 219 00:06:30,213 --> 00:06:31,266 (all chuckling) 220 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,374 - [Sam] Shit. 221 00:06:32,374 --> 00:06:33,846 (Jacob making whooshing sounds) 222 00:06:33,846 --> 00:06:36,410 (Sam gasping) 223 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:37,310 (Jacob makes whooshing sounds) 224 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:39,006 - Hey God, can I get that pick? 225 00:06:39,006 --> 00:06:40,218 (Sam laughing) 226 00:06:40,218 --> 00:06:45,218 (Jacob vocalizing) (all laughing) 227 00:06:45,282 --> 00:06:48,514 (Jacob imitates electric guitar) 228 00:06:48,514 --> 00:06:49,510 (Sam laughing) 229 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,550 Transform, guitar. 230 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:56,550 (Jacob makes clacking sounds) (all laughing) 231 00:06:58,194 --> 00:07:01,944 (Jacob imitates guitar note) 232 00:07:05,499 --> 00:07:06,490 Thank you so much. 233 00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:09,590 Don't forget, I'm playing for children's rights. 234 00:07:09,590 --> 00:07:12,054 (all laughing) 235 00:07:12,054 --> 00:07:13,912 - Incredible. 236 00:07:14,874 --> 00:07:15,707 Wait- 237 00:07:15,707 --> 00:07:16,540 - Hey. (Sam laughing) 238 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,373 Good job. 239 00:07:17,373 --> 00:07:18,360 - Yeah, I mean, sorry Zac. 240 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,023 I think we gotta say a gold medal 241 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,666 amount of points for Jake. - I would agree. 242 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:23,919 - Vic. 243 00:07:23,919 --> 00:07:27,074 A person in line for the buffet 244 00:07:27,074 --> 00:07:29,307 feels the need to make a little comment 245 00:07:29,307 --> 00:07:30,724 about every dish. 246 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:33,598 - Salad. 247 00:07:33,598 --> 00:07:35,294 (Sam laughs) 248 00:07:35,294 --> 00:07:36,718 (Vic clears throat) 249 00:07:36,718 --> 00:07:38,499 Oh, mac and cheese? 250 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:39,332 My mom. 251 00:07:40,274 --> 00:07:42,194 Okay. (all laughing) 252 00:07:42,194 --> 00:07:43,318 (Vic humming) 253 00:07:43,318 --> 00:07:44,474 Oh my god, jello. 254 00:07:44,474 --> 00:07:46,498 Who puts jello on buffets anymore? 255 00:07:46,498 --> 00:07:47,578 It's like, there are no kids here. 256 00:07:47,578 --> 00:07:49,495 It's not a kids buffet. 257 00:07:50,414 --> 00:07:51,988 (Vic clears throat) 258 00:07:51,988 --> 00:07:55,122 Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts. 259 00:07:55,122 --> 00:07:56,310 (Sam laughing) 260 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,143 Okay. 261 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:57,976 The big finisher. 262 00:07:57,976 --> 00:07:59,094 A little piece of cake. 263 00:07:59,094 --> 00:08:01,062 Little piece of cake for this little piece of cake, right? 264 00:08:01,062 --> 00:08:03,014 (Sam laughing) 265 00:08:03,014 --> 00:08:03,868 Okay, all right, 266 00:08:03,868 --> 00:08:05,875 well, enjoy the conference. 267 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,274 (all laughing) 268 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:08,107 (buzzer buzzing) 269 00:08:08,107 --> 00:08:08,940 - Wow! 270 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,362 I feel like you sort of turned it around 271 00:08:10,362 --> 00:08:11,910 on them at the end there, Vic, 272 00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:13,454 for suddenly they looked like the assholes. 273 00:08:13,454 --> 00:08:14,414 - Yeah, well they're crazy. 274 00:08:14,414 --> 00:08:15,674 - I mean, it's one thing if they're strangers, 275 00:08:15,674 --> 00:08:17,412 but if they're at the conference with you, then- 276 00:08:17,412 --> 00:08:18,581 - Yeah, we work in the same office. 277 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,574 - Damn. - 12 years. 278 00:08:19,574 --> 00:08:20,850 - Fuck. 279 00:08:20,850 --> 00:08:21,958 - What's my middle name? 280 00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:22,791 - I don't know. - Nobody knows. 281 00:08:22,791 --> 00:08:23,624 - [Sam] Wow. 282 00:08:23,624 --> 00:08:24,457 - Yeah, it's tough. 283 00:08:24,457 --> 00:08:26,130 - Unlimited crab leg amount of points for you. 284 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:26,963 - Okay. - Whoa. 285 00:08:26,963 --> 00:08:27,796 - Okay. 286 00:08:27,796 --> 00:08:28,629 I'll take it. 287 00:08:28,629 --> 00:08:29,462 - Zac. 288 00:08:29,462 --> 00:08:33,942 Marvel announces that phase five is All Raisin Man. 289 00:08:33,942 --> 00:08:35,214 - What's up, Comic Con? 290 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:37,418 It's me, Kevin! 291 00:08:37,418 --> 00:08:38,251 Give it up! 292 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,423 (Jacob imitates crowd cheering) 293 00:08:39,423 --> 00:08:40,256 - Woo! 294 00:08:40,256 --> 00:08:43,206 - We have some big projects coming your way. 295 00:08:43,206 --> 00:08:45,741 Thanos was one of the biggest villains 296 00:08:45,741 --> 00:08:47,466 our world has ever seen, 297 00:08:47,466 --> 00:08:48,398 and then we followed it up 298 00:08:48,398 --> 00:08:50,824 with an even bigger villain, 299 00:08:50,824 --> 00:08:52,746 that guy that's kind of, uh- 300 00:08:52,746 --> 00:08:53,946 - Kang! - Kang, yeah. 301 00:08:53,946 --> 00:08:54,786 (Sam laughing) 302 00:08:54,786 --> 00:08:55,703 You got it. 303 00:08:57,082 --> 00:08:59,302 You've heard of Spiderman. 304 00:08:59,302 --> 00:09:01,082 We've heard of the X-Men. 305 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:01,915 - Woo! 306 00:09:01,915 --> 00:09:04,922 - But what about Raisin Man? 307 00:09:04,922 --> 00:09:06,678 - Who? (Sam laughing) 308 00:09:06,678 --> 00:09:08,346 - Raisin Man? 309 00:09:08,346 --> 00:09:09,665 - Which comic is he in? 310 00:09:09,665 --> 00:09:11,059 - Well, he's not in the comic, 311 00:09:11,059 --> 00:09:12,862 because we don't have to do that if we, 312 00:09:12,862 --> 00:09:14,722 I'm in charge. (Sam laughing) 313 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:18,080 In 2024, we're kicking things off 314 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,994 with "Appearance of Raisin Man." 315 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,730 "Raisin Man Chronicles" on Disney+. 316 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,072 "Raisin Man Shits on the Avengers" 317 00:09:26,072 --> 00:09:27,360 in a one on one fight. 318 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,544 (Sam laughing) 319 00:09:28,544 --> 00:09:29,984 And, and what's the name of the third one? 320 00:09:29,984 --> 00:09:30,817 - Grape Boy. 321 00:09:30,817 --> 00:09:33,404 - "Grape Boy: Origins of Raisin Man" 322 00:09:33,404 --> 00:09:34,934 coming to theaters (all laughing) 323 00:09:34,934 --> 00:09:36,736 at the end of 2024. 324 00:09:36,736 --> 00:09:39,872 Listen, uh, it's my greatest honor 325 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:43,078 to bring you these pictures, and uh- 326 00:09:43,078 --> 00:09:44,131 - Hey, Kevin? - Hmm? 327 00:09:44,131 --> 00:09:45,272 - Most everybody cleared out. 328 00:09:45,272 --> 00:09:46,470 (Sam laughing) 329 00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:48,164 (buzzer buzzing) 330 00:09:48,164 --> 00:09:50,132 - I would like to see all of it. 331 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,436 I would. - They crushed ass, man. 332 00:09:51,436 --> 00:09:54,524 - A (snaps fingers) amount of points for you, Zac. 333 00:09:54,524 --> 00:09:55,357 - Whoa. 334 00:09:55,357 --> 00:09:57,990 - Unfortunately, half of your points just disappeared. 335 00:09:57,990 --> 00:09:58,823 Jake. 336 00:09:58,823 --> 00:09:59,656 - Hi. 337 00:09:59,656 --> 00:10:02,612 - A Top Chef contestant shows off 338 00:10:02,612 --> 00:10:06,164 his disastrous dish to the judges. 339 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:07,892 - Good evening, chefs. 340 00:10:07,892 --> 00:10:09,584 I'm very excite, (clears throat) 341 00:10:09,584 --> 00:10:11,552 I'm very, I'm excited and I'm nervous 342 00:10:11,552 --> 00:10:13,232 to show you my dish. 343 00:10:13,232 --> 00:10:16,200 It is unfortunately my right hand. 344 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,783 (Sam laughing) 345 00:10:19,876 --> 00:10:22,772 It's caramelized in a chicken reduction 346 00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:24,632 where I use a bit of broth, 347 00:10:24,632 --> 00:10:27,764 and I heated the flesh of my hand with that broth 348 00:10:27,764 --> 00:10:30,570 so it sort of just crinkled up like cracklins. 349 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:34,676 I wanted to make a nice chile verde omelette for you guys, 350 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,272 but as I was cutting the pork, 351 00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:38,144 I had a bit of a whoopsie. 352 00:10:38,144 --> 00:10:39,212 (Sam laughing) 353 00:10:39,212 --> 00:10:43,232 And I thought this is a moment for me to improvise. 354 00:10:43,232 --> 00:10:44,332 So... 355 00:10:44,332 --> 00:10:46,320 Munch on my hand. 356 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,076 Finger each. 357 00:10:48,076 --> 00:10:50,144 Now you're gonna taste something in the back, 358 00:10:50,144 --> 00:10:51,676 and you're gonna go, what's that? 359 00:10:51,676 --> 00:10:53,937 And unfortunately, it is my foot. 360 00:10:53,937 --> 00:10:54,856 (Sam laughing) 361 00:10:54,856 --> 00:10:56,236 (buzzer buzzing) 362 00:10:56,236 --> 00:10:58,036 - Absolutely inspired. (Jacob laughs) 363 00:10:58,036 --> 00:11:00,402 A giant choice, showing the judges the hand 364 00:11:00,402 --> 00:11:01,678 that you severed. 365 00:11:01,678 --> 00:11:04,543 A mise en place amount of points for you. 366 00:11:04,543 --> 00:11:08,261 Last prompt of round one, Vic. 367 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:13,261 A true crime podcast about the Hamburglar 368 00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:17,312 from the Ronald McDonald suite of characters. 369 00:11:17,312 --> 00:11:19,184 - A silent tube slide. 370 00:11:19,184 --> 00:11:22,380 (Sam laughing) 371 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:27,380 The pitter-patter of fries leaving the cone into the basket. 372 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:31,800 A mother shouting at her two children to quiet down. 373 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,636 These are the sounds of the Reseda McDonald's 374 00:11:34,636 --> 00:11:36,556 on 4th and 19th street. 375 00:11:36,556 --> 00:11:37,455 (Sam wheezes) 376 00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:38,684 Hi, my name is Sarah Canofcoke, 377 00:11:38,684 --> 00:11:40,349 and I'm here to bring you- (all laughing) 378 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:41,984 an interesting mystery, 379 00:11:41,984 --> 00:11:43,304 one that maybe you know well, 380 00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,796 and maybe you don't know at all. 381 00:11:45,796 --> 00:11:47,201 The hat. 382 00:11:47,201 --> 00:11:48,034 The shoes. 383 00:11:48,884 --> 00:11:51,332 The misunderstood face. 384 00:11:51,332 --> 00:11:53,653 His name is the Hamburglar. 385 00:11:53,653 --> 00:11:56,236 (all laughing) 386 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,176 It's really hard to say. - Oh, that's good. 387 00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:03,812 - Hamburglar. - Hamburglar. 388 00:12:03,812 --> 00:12:04,772 - Hamburglar. 389 00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:05,605 - Hi. 390 00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:06,438 I'm a Hamburglar. 391 00:12:06,438 --> 00:12:09,400 - My favorite food thief is the Hamburglar. 392 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,584 - My favorite food thief 393 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:11,664 is the Hamburglar. 394 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,572 (Sam laughing) (crew laughing) 395 00:12:13,572 --> 00:12:14,405 - Yeah. 396 00:12:14,405 --> 00:12:16,374 I think I gotta say, I'm lovin' it. 397 00:12:16,374 --> 00:12:18,234 - And that would equate to, like, three points? 398 00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:19,632 - Let's say two golden arches. 399 00:12:19,632 --> 00:12:20,841 - Okay, two points. 400 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,179 (bright music) 401 00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:24,476 - It's time for our first mini game. 402 00:12:24,476 --> 00:12:26,112 This is a mini game we like to call 403 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,330 Wrong Answers Only: 404 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,372 Noise-canceling Headphones Edition. 405 00:12:30,372 --> 00:12:32,317 How this is gonna work is I'm gonna ask 406 00:12:32,317 --> 00:12:35,636 each of our players to don noise-canceling headphones. 407 00:12:35,636 --> 00:12:37,718 I'll then ask them a series of questions. 408 00:12:37,718 --> 00:12:40,152 They will give me their answers 409 00:12:40,152 --> 00:12:42,623 based on what they think they heard. 410 00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:44,424 My favorite answer takes the point. 411 00:12:44,424 --> 00:12:47,454 Go ahead and put your headphones on. 412 00:12:47,454 --> 00:12:48,324 - Wow. 413 00:12:48,324 --> 00:12:49,540 - Question one. 414 00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:52,104 What would you say is your biggest fear? 415 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:56,484 - It sounds like I'm in a planetarium concert right now. 416 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,136 (Sam laughing) 417 00:12:58,136 --> 00:13:01,735 Just can't even think thoughts right. 418 00:13:01,735 --> 00:13:03,056 - Jake, what about you? 419 00:13:03,056 --> 00:13:04,133 - Jim Carrey. 420 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,084 (Sam laughs) 421 00:13:06,084 --> 00:13:08,472 - [Sam] Vic, what would you say is your biggest fear? 422 00:13:08,472 --> 00:13:10,136 - Uh, I'm a vegetarian. 423 00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:12,719 (all laughing) 424 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:18,280 - That point is going to Vic. 425 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,113 - Me? 426 00:13:20,064 --> 00:13:21,218 - Question two. 427 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:24,700 Does anything unusual turn you on? 428 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:27,416 - If I run at like a slow run, 429 00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:31,000 I would say a pace of like nine minute 30 seconds 430 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,136 for about four or five miles. 431 00:13:34,136 --> 00:13:34,969 - Jake. 432 00:13:34,969 --> 00:13:36,864 - 14, 19, and 23. 433 00:13:36,864 --> 00:13:38,140 (Sam laughs) 434 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,264 - [Sam] Vic, what about you? 435 00:13:39,264 --> 00:13:41,400 - Monopoly, if I'm looking to have a bad time. 436 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,983 (all laughing) 437 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,346 - That next one is going to Jake. 438 00:13:47,346 --> 00:13:48,916 (typewriter clacking sounds) 439 00:13:48,916 --> 00:13:52,532 Question three, what do you want written on your gravestone? 440 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,534 Zac? 441 00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,232 - I'm more of a lake guy than, 442 00:13:55,232 --> 00:13:56,612 I don't really go to the beach. 443 00:13:56,612 --> 00:13:57,445 - Jake, what about you? 444 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,340 What do you want written on your gravestone? 445 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,216 - A big old Harley Davidson. 446 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:05,264 (imitates motorcycle engine) (all laughing) 447 00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:06,992 - That tracks. 448 00:14:06,992 --> 00:14:07,825 Vic? 449 00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:08,658 Your gravestone. 450 00:14:08,658 --> 00:14:09,600 - My sister, but I don't think we could spend 451 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,932 that much time together. (Sam laughing) 452 00:14:12,932 --> 00:14:14,656 - That's going to be Jake. 453 00:14:14,656 --> 00:14:16,188 - Okay. 454 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,416 - Last question. 455 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,260 If you could go back and meet your 10-year-old self, 456 00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:21,076 what would you say? 457 00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:25,608 - Well, we would go to, like, Gulf Shores area of Alabama, 458 00:14:25,608 --> 00:14:28,876 which is like the panhandle next to Florida. 459 00:14:28,876 --> 00:14:29,709 - Jake. 460 00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:31,756 - I think to overcome fear, 461 00:14:31,756 --> 00:14:35,160 you have to put yourself in front of it, 462 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,968 maybe not like the big version of it, 463 00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:39,632 and so you work up to it. 464 00:14:39,632 --> 00:14:41,040 - And Vic, what about you? 465 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,668 ♪ I may never ride in the cavalry ♪ 466 00:14:43,668 --> 00:14:44,501 (Sam laughing) 467 00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:45,932 ♪ March in the infantry ♪ 468 00:14:45,932 --> 00:14:47,568 ♪ Shoot the artillery ♪ 469 00:14:47,568 --> 00:14:50,340 ♪ I may never something, da-da-da ♪ 470 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:52,548 ♪ But I'm in the Lord's army ♪ 471 00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:53,535 Yes sir! 472 00:14:53,535 --> 00:14:57,752 - I think we're gonna say that one goes to Vic as well. 473 00:14:57,752 --> 00:15:00,348 And that is a mini game. 474 00:15:00,348 --> 00:15:02,388 (bright music) 475 00:15:02,388 --> 00:15:04,140 Welcome back to round two, 476 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,092 where our players will now test their talents 477 00:15:06,092 --> 00:15:07,425 in teams of two. 478 00:15:08,456 --> 00:15:09,466 Zac. - Yes. 479 00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:10,502 - Jake. - Yes. 480 00:15:10,502 --> 00:15:13,684 - Wood shop kids weirdly competitive 481 00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:16,876 about their spoons. 482 00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:18,256 - Hey, did you finish your spoon? 483 00:15:18,256 --> 00:15:19,744 - Let's just say, um, 484 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,228 someone's getting an A in this class. 485 00:15:21,228 --> 00:15:22,454 - How many hours did you put in? 486 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:23,969 - I was coming in on Saturdays, 487 00:15:23,969 --> 00:15:25,084 two hours a day, just- 488 00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:27,152 - Oh, just one of the weekends? 489 00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:28,156 Just one of the days of the weekend- 490 00:15:28,156 --> 00:15:29,356 - I was in a couple of Saturdays. 491 00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:30,611 - But you weren't in Sundays? 492 00:15:30,611 --> 00:15:32,368 - No, I wasn't in Sundays, 'cause I was- 493 00:15:32,368 --> 00:15:33,268 - Oh, that's interesting. 494 00:15:33,268 --> 00:15:34,304 - I was going to church. - That's interesting. 495 00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:35,137 (all laughing) 496 00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:36,264 - I was going- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 497 00:15:36,264 --> 00:15:37,855 God understood that I had an assignment, 498 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,564 so he, like, let me put it on hold or whatever. 499 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,676 (Sam laughing) 500 00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:41,509 - Interesting. 501 00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:43,058 Because God actually thought that 502 00:15:43,058 --> 00:15:44,424 a true carpenter would go to church. 503 00:15:44,424 --> 00:15:45,257 - Hmm. 504 00:15:45,257 --> 00:15:47,228 It's just crazy, I was like woken up in a cold sweat, 505 00:15:47,228 --> 00:15:48,353 and there was just sort of like, 506 00:15:48,353 --> 00:15:50,664 this like ball of wings with eyes on it, 507 00:15:50,664 --> 00:15:52,856 and it was like, I'm what an angel really looks like, 508 00:15:52,856 --> 00:15:54,024 and you're meant to be a spoonman. 509 00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:55,496 - No, I know who that is- (Sam laughing) 510 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,813 Because it actually, they stopped by me. 511 00:15:56,813 --> 00:15:57,646 - Oh, when? 512 00:15:57,646 --> 00:15:58,479 What time? 513 00:15:58,479 --> 00:15:59,312 When? 514 00:15:59,312 --> 00:16:00,188 - Uh, 2:15 on, uh, last Thursday. 515 00:16:00,188 --> 00:16:01,021 - Monday for me. 516 00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:01,854 - Really? - Yeah. 517 00:16:01,854 --> 00:16:02,687 (Sam laughing) 518 00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:03,700 - The Monday before that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 519 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:04,760 - What they told me was like, 520 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,340 you are meant to lead carpenters, 521 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,192 and so- - Oh. 522 00:16:07,192 --> 00:16:08,120 - I feel like- - Yeah. 523 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,368 - I don't know how I feel. - Yeah, yeah. 524 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:10,696 I think mine was a little more specific, 525 00:16:10,696 --> 00:16:11,883 just like a spoonman, but yeah. 526 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:12,716 - Yeah, yeah. (Sam laughing) 527 00:16:12,716 --> 00:16:13,549 - So yours is a little broad. 528 00:16:13,549 --> 00:16:14,382 Can I see it? - Uh, yeah. 529 00:16:14,382 --> 00:16:16,681 This is what it looks like. - Oh, that's nice. 530 00:16:16,681 --> 00:16:18,408 - As you can see, it has like a nice 531 00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:19,889 linseed oil finish on it. - Uh-huh. 532 00:16:19,889 --> 00:16:21,724 You don't mind if I show you mine? 533 00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:22,557 - Yeah, absolutely. 534 00:16:22,557 --> 00:16:23,390 You can show me your spoon. 535 00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:27,460 What am I gonna do? (Sam laughing) 536 00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:30,210 (Jacob grunting) 537 00:16:33,278 --> 00:16:38,278 (Jacob grunts) (Sam laughing) 538 00:16:38,784 --> 00:16:40,564 - Bow to me. (Sam laughing) 539 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,452 Bow to me. 540 00:16:41,452 --> 00:16:42,664 Who's the spoonman? 541 00:16:42,664 --> 00:16:43,564 - You're the spoonman 542 00:16:43,564 --> 00:16:45,439 - Who's the spoonman? - You're the spoonman. 543 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:46,272 - [Jacob] Stand. 544 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,872 (buzzer buzzing) - And cut! 545 00:16:47,872 --> 00:16:50,726 - That's a big spoon. (Jacob laughing) 546 00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:51,995 I can't compete. 547 00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:53,239 - Unbelievable. 548 00:16:53,239 --> 00:16:54,967 An extra credit amount of points 549 00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:56,407 for the two of you. 550 00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:57,831 Jake and Vic. 551 00:16:57,831 --> 00:16:58,671 - Yes. 552 00:16:58,671 --> 00:17:03,671 - Adam and Eve broach an open relationship. 553 00:17:03,695 --> 00:17:04,819 - Oh. - Oh. 554 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,617 - Oh, that was a great swim. - Yes. 555 00:17:06,617 --> 00:17:07,987 - Yeah, the river was really nice today. 556 00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:09,471 - Yeah, I mean, it's a beautiful temperature. 557 00:17:09,471 --> 00:17:10,304 - Oh, it's so perfect. 558 00:17:10,304 --> 00:17:11,137 - It's always a beautiful temperature. 559 00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:11,970 - It's always so good. - Yeah. 560 00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:13,465 - So nice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 561 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,215 I got, uh, some food. 562 00:17:16,424 --> 00:17:18,779 Got an apple. - Come on. 563 00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:19,612 - No, I was just wondering 564 00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:20,519 if you wanted an apple. 565 00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:21,352 - No, I'm good. 566 00:17:21,352 --> 00:17:22,185 Please. 567 00:17:22,185 --> 00:17:23,018 Please don't eat that. 568 00:17:23,018 --> 00:17:24,132 - Why wouldn't I eat the apple? 569 00:17:24,132 --> 00:17:25,035 - You know the fuckin' deal. 570 00:17:25,035 --> 00:17:25,887 - Snake gave it to me, okay? 571 00:17:25,887 --> 00:17:27,040 Yeah, snake gave me the apple. 572 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,031 - Hanging out with the snake again, huh? 573 00:17:28,031 --> 00:17:30,219 (Sam laughing) 574 00:17:30,219 --> 00:17:31,675 - Are you serious right now? 575 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:32,508 - It's just odd. 576 00:17:32,508 --> 00:17:33,911 You spend a lot of time with the snake. 577 00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:35,900 - Yeah, well the snake likes my ideas. 578 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,296 - Uh, and I don't? - Don't. 579 00:17:37,296 --> 00:17:38,411 Stop. - I love your ideas. 580 00:17:38,411 --> 00:17:39,683 - I'm not, no you don't. 581 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:40,701 I said let's go for a walk. 582 00:17:40,701 --> 00:17:41,830 You said, again? 583 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:43,075 - There's fuckin' three things to do here. 584 00:17:43,075 --> 00:17:44,755 Fuck, go in the river, and go for a walk. 585 00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:45,588 (Sam laughing) 586 00:17:45,588 --> 00:17:46,763 - Okay, well you don't seem to wanna fuck me anymore, 587 00:17:46,763 --> 00:17:49,011 so I'm saying let's go for a walk. 588 00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:50,195 - Whoa. 589 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,547 Look. 590 00:17:51,547 --> 00:17:53,253 You know that I'm, like, trying to heal 591 00:17:53,253 --> 00:17:54,086 some trauma right now, 592 00:17:54,086 --> 00:17:56,707 so I'm shutting off my kundalini, all right? 593 00:17:56,707 --> 00:17:57,540 If you- 594 00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,660 - Okay, I'm sorry that I'm made from your rib- 595 00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,659 - My kundalini is shut off. 596 00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:00,572 - I'm sorry, okay? 597 00:18:00,572 --> 00:18:02,056 I know you're trying to heal from the trauma. 598 00:18:02,056 --> 00:18:02,889 I apologize. 599 00:18:02,889 --> 00:18:03,722 - But if you need to get fucked, 600 00:18:03,722 --> 00:18:04,592 let's, maybe we can just, 601 00:18:04,592 --> 00:18:05,871 maybe we can broaden this out. 602 00:18:05,871 --> 00:18:07,369 If it's about you getting hammered. 603 00:18:07,369 --> 00:18:08,268 (Sam laughing) 604 00:18:08,268 --> 00:18:09,303 - Great, that would rock, actually. 605 00:18:09,303 --> 00:18:10,136 Thank you. - Yeah. 606 00:18:10,136 --> 00:18:10,969 Let's set some ground rules. 607 00:18:10,969 --> 00:18:12,575 - Well, I think we should maybe put people on our list. 608 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:13,408 - Okay. 609 00:18:13,408 --> 00:18:15,123 - So who's on your list? 610 00:18:15,123 --> 00:18:17,463 Who's on your list, Adam? 611 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,341 (crunches apple) 612 00:18:18,341 --> 00:18:19,174 - Don't. 613 00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:20,007 - [Vic] No, who's on your list, Adam? 614 00:18:20,007 --> 00:18:21,715 (Sam laughing) 615 00:18:21,715 --> 00:18:22,751 - I've been fucking the snake. 616 00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:23,584 - What? 617 00:18:23,584 --> 00:18:24,417 What are you talking about? 618 00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:25,250 (all laughing) 619 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,083 (buzzer buzzing) 620 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,595 - All right, we'll cut you off there. 621 00:18:27,595 --> 00:18:28,887 There was a piece of that 622 00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:31,075 that was so fucking grounded 623 00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:33,147 before it went off the rails. 624 00:18:33,147 --> 00:18:34,647 God, I mean the acting. 625 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,655 Acting that happens here onstage. 626 00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:38,771 Honestly, I really like that game. 627 00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:40,767 And I think I'm gonna say a biblical amount of points 628 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:41,695 for the two of you. 629 00:18:41,695 --> 00:18:43,179 And that's gonna be tough to compete with. 630 00:18:43,179 --> 00:18:44,012 - [Vic] Okay. 631 00:18:44,012 --> 00:18:44,845 - Vic. - Yes. 632 00:18:44,845 --> 00:18:45,678 - And Zac. 633 00:18:45,678 --> 00:18:46,511 - Okay. 634 00:18:46,511 --> 00:18:51,294 - Professional models couples posing tutorial. 635 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:56,203 - When you're presenting yourself as a couple, 636 00:18:56,203 --> 00:19:00,645 and selling things that involve two people 637 00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:03,404 rather than one, there's a bunch of go-to moves. 638 00:19:03,404 --> 00:19:04,800 - Number one, just check in with each other, 639 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,328 look in each others' eyes. 640 00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:08,160 And then you're just gonna wanna sort of slouch, 641 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,016 is sort of the first thing. 642 00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:10,168 So you're sort of in, 643 00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:11,804 and then you melt together like an ice cream cone, right? 644 00:19:11,804 --> 00:19:12,637 (Sam laughs) 645 00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:14,220 And there's multiple ways to melt. 646 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,120 - Yeah, yeah. - So as you see, 647 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,840 sort of like the back melt. 648 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,077 You can sort of go into the front melt, right? 649 00:19:19,077 --> 00:19:20,279 (Sam laughing) 650 00:19:20,279 --> 00:19:22,228 - Selling watches. 651 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,311 Selling hats. 652 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:26,077 Selling earrings. 653 00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:28,140 - I think why this is so important 654 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:30,496 is 'cause you can use this across the board. 655 00:19:30,496 --> 00:19:32,547 - Any ad campaign at all. 656 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:33,380 - Yeah. 657 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,696 - One- - Two, three. 658 00:19:34,696 --> 00:19:35,564 - And I will- (buzzer buzzing) 659 00:19:35,564 --> 00:19:36,676 cut you off there. 660 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,876 The two of you. 661 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,794 I mean, if you got it, flaunt it 662 00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:42,388 amount of points for the both of you. 663 00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:43,846 Zac and Jake. 664 00:19:45,028 --> 00:19:49,195 This Airbnb owner sure is hanging out for a while. 665 00:19:50,144 --> 00:19:51,884 - Yeah man, so, uh, you know. 666 00:19:51,884 --> 00:19:53,668 Coffee. - Nice. 667 00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:55,004 - There's a couple snacks in the freezer. 668 00:19:55,004 --> 00:19:55,837 Go for it. 669 00:19:55,837 --> 00:19:56,952 - Oh, thank you. - Go for it. 670 00:19:56,952 --> 00:19:58,124 Hey treat this place- - Yeah. 671 00:19:58,124 --> 00:19:59,652 - Like it's your place. - I appreciate it. 672 00:19:59,652 --> 00:20:00,865 So I'm just here for the weekend, 673 00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:02,816 and I think it'll be pretty easy-breezy. 674 00:20:02,816 --> 00:20:04,632 - Yeah, where do you want me to put your bags? 675 00:20:04,632 --> 00:20:06,176 - I got it, I think. - Nah, nah. 676 00:20:06,176 --> 00:20:08,351 - I just, um, right here. 677 00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:09,568 Yeah, so I'm, uh, 678 00:20:09,568 --> 00:20:10,664 you know, I'm a little jet lagged, 679 00:20:10,664 --> 00:20:12,102 so I think I'm probably just gonna take a little rest. 680 00:20:12,102 --> 00:20:12,935 - Okay, cool. 681 00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:13,768 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 682 00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:14,601 Go ahead and get settled in. 683 00:20:14,601 --> 00:20:15,434 Do you want me to tuck you in? 684 00:20:15,434 --> 00:20:16,664 (Sam laughing) 685 00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:17,497 - I'm okay. 686 00:20:17,497 --> 00:20:18,344 - I'm just gonna wash up, 687 00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:19,177 and you go ahead and- 688 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,116 - You're washing up? - I'm just gonna wash up. 689 00:20:21,116 --> 00:20:24,062 - I thought I had it from 12? - Oh yeah, check-in's 12. 690 00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:25,120 - Yeah. - Check-in's 12. 691 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:25,953 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 692 00:20:25,953 --> 00:20:27,564 - And just, to be clear, 693 00:20:27,564 --> 00:20:29,156 there's that little shack over there. 694 00:20:29,156 --> 00:20:30,760 I don't know if that's part of this. 695 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,784 - Is there a shack over there? 696 00:20:32,784 --> 00:20:33,760 Oh yeah, that is a shack. 697 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,593 That's odd. 698 00:20:34,593 --> 00:20:35,426 Crazy. 699 00:20:35,426 --> 00:20:36,259 - You don't know that there's- 700 00:20:36,259 --> 00:20:37,092 - You get ready for bed. 701 00:20:37,092 --> 00:20:37,925 I'll wash up. 702 00:20:37,925 --> 00:20:39,520 - Are you gonna stay in that little shack over there? 703 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,464 - No, I'm just gonna wash up, 704 00:20:40,464 --> 00:20:42,056 and I'm gonna get out of your hair. 705 00:20:42,056 --> 00:20:42,955 And you won't hear from me, 706 00:20:42,955 --> 00:20:43,788 you won't see from me, 707 00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:44,740 unless you need me. 708 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:45,996 In that case, you can hit this button 709 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,484 and it'll page a buzzer in the shack. 710 00:20:47,484 --> 00:20:48,356 (Sam laughing) I mean- 711 00:20:48,356 --> 00:20:49,300 - What are you doing? 712 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,379 Look, I'm sorry if I'm coming off- 713 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,212 - I thought you were tired, man. 714 00:20:51,212 --> 00:20:52,045 You're asking a lot of questions 715 00:20:52,045 --> 00:20:53,588 for a tired guy. 716 00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:54,924 - Who's in the shack? 717 00:20:54,924 --> 00:20:56,184 - Sometimes you shouldn't ask questions 718 00:20:56,184 --> 00:20:57,128 you already know the answer to. 719 00:20:57,128 --> 00:20:59,047 (Sam laughing) (buzzer buzzes) 720 00:20:59,047 --> 00:21:00,504 - I will cut you off there. 721 00:21:00,504 --> 00:21:01,868 I really like the guilt trip 722 00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,188 at the end of that. 723 00:21:03,188 --> 00:21:05,288 The door code is 1357 amount of points 724 00:21:05,288 --> 00:21:06,264 for the both of you. 725 00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:07,480 - 1357. - So many points. 726 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,737 - 1357. 727 00:21:08,737 --> 00:21:09,570 - Jake and Vic. 728 00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:10,403 - Yes. - Hi. 729 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,864 - Politely asking the deli guy, 730 00:21:12,864 --> 00:21:16,028 Mr. Mayonnaise, for no mayo. 731 00:21:16,028 --> 00:21:17,513 - Hey, welcome to the deli, sweetheart. 732 00:21:17,513 --> 00:21:18,956 What can I make for you, okay? 733 00:21:18,956 --> 00:21:20,036 - I'm sorry, I work right around the corner. 734 00:21:20,036 --> 00:21:20,869 I keep seeing this store. 735 00:21:20,869 --> 00:21:21,702 - Oh, you never been here? 736 00:21:21,702 --> 00:21:22,535 - No, no. 737 00:21:22,535 --> 00:21:23,368 But- 738 00:21:23,368 --> 00:21:25,695 - This is Mr. Mayonnaise's Mansion. 739 00:21:25,695 --> 00:21:29,354 The best sandwiches this side of where we are. 740 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:31,500 - Okay. (all laughing) 741 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,268 Well, I work, um, I work at corporate 742 00:21:33,268 --> 00:21:34,126 right next door. 743 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:34,959 Uh, not corporate here. 744 00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:35,792 - Oh, the corporate? 745 00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:36,788 - Yeah, Adidas corporate. 746 00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:38,700 - Big bucks over here! (Sam laughing) 747 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:39,533 Okay. 748 00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:41,744 I'm sure you'll be getting extra meat, Mrs. Corporate. 749 00:21:41,744 --> 00:21:42,932 - Okay. (laughing) 750 00:21:42,932 --> 00:21:43,892 Uh yeah, yeah actually. 751 00:21:43,892 --> 00:21:46,260 I'll do the double ham. 752 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:47,927 Can I sub the lettuce for spinach? 753 00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:48,760 - Oh, of course. 754 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,160 Of course, yes. 755 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,572 - Great. (Sam laughing) 756 00:21:51,572 --> 00:21:54,316 And then I think I'm gonna do, uh, mustard, for sure. 757 00:21:54,316 --> 00:21:55,156 - Right, nice. 758 00:21:55,156 --> 00:21:55,989 Okay. 759 00:21:55,989 --> 00:21:56,896 - And I'll do the, um, 760 00:21:56,896 --> 00:22:00,420 the, uh, the vinegar and the um, olive oil. 761 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,440 - Mm-hmm. 762 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,180 - And I think- - Okay. 763 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:05,537 - That's- - Are you sure? 764 00:22:05,537 --> 00:22:06,648 - That's good, sauce. 765 00:22:06,648 --> 00:22:07,592 Sauce-wise, for me. - Are you sure? 766 00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:08,928 That's it? 767 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,207 (Sam laughing) 768 00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:13,314 - I'll get the mayo, and- - All right, that's a girl! 769 00:22:13,314 --> 00:22:14,320 There's my girl! 770 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,041 Come on! - Yeah, and, you know what? 771 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:17,917 Actually, take the spinach off, that's fine. 772 00:22:17,917 --> 00:22:18,817 - Great, nice. 773 00:22:18,817 --> 00:22:19,650 - And you can just do the lettuce. 774 00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:20,586 And then the mayo off. - Okay. 775 00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:21,561 - And I think that's good. 776 00:22:21,561 --> 00:22:23,478 - That last part? - Yup. 777 00:22:25,401 --> 00:22:26,234 Is that a gun? 778 00:22:26,234 --> 00:22:28,817 (all laughing) 779 00:22:29,841 --> 00:22:30,674 - Hey, listen. 780 00:22:30,674 --> 00:22:31,925 Hey, no it's locked. - It's locked. 781 00:22:31,925 --> 00:22:35,109 (all laughing) 782 00:22:35,109 --> 00:22:35,942 - That's not gonna work in here. 783 00:22:35,942 --> 00:22:36,775 - There's no reception. 784 00:22:36,775 --> 00:22:37,608 (buzzer buzzing) 785 00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:38,965 - I'm gonna cut this off there. 786 00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:40,477 What an incredible choice. 787 00:22:40,477 --> 00:22:42,577 (all laughing) 788 00:22:42,577 --> 00:22:43,410 - You trying to be sneaky, 789 00:22:43,410 --> 00:22:44,613 trying to get it in, get it out? 790 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,446 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 791 00:22:45,446 --> 00:22:46,757 - Not on Mr. Mayo's watch. 792 00:22:46,757 --> 00:22:49,113 - Mr. Mayonnaise is packing. 793 00:22:49,113 --> 00:22:51,889 Yeah, egg and cheese with a supy amount of points 794 00:22:51,889 --> 00:22:53,345 for the both of you. 795 00:22:53,345 --> 00:22:54,393 Vic. - Yes. 796 00:22:54,393 --> 00:22:55,817 - And Zac. - Okay. 797 00:22:55,817 --> 00:22:58,189 - Very last prompt. - Okay. 798 00:22:58,189 --> 00:22:59,045 - Of round two. 799 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,757 And a bit of a sequel prompt. 800 00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,233 Maybe it was a bad idea 801 00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:08,297 to break up on a rollercoaster. 802 00:23:08,297 --> 00:23:11,027 (Vic makes hissing sound) - Whoa, okay. 803 00:23:11,027 --> 00:23:12,782 - Three, two, one. 804 00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:13,745 Go! 805 00:23:13,745 --> 00:23:16,893 (both grunting) 806 00:23:16,893 --> 00:23:19,033 - Who's Sandra? - What? 807 00:23:19,033 --> 00:23:20,455 - Who's Sandra? 808 00:23:20,455 --> 00:23:23,051 - Uh, I just, it's a friend! 809 00:23:23,051 --> 00:23:23,884 - Oh, really? 810 00:23:23,884 --> 00:23:25,227 What kind of friend? 811 00:23:25,227 --> 00:23:26,413 - She's just someone who like, 812 00:23:26,413 --> 00:23:27,837 I just think is cool! 813 00:23:27,837 --> 00:23:28,670 - Oh yeah? 814 00:23:28,670 --> 00:23:29,503 Oh yeah? 815 00:23:29,503 --> 00:23:30,336 Well you know who I think is cool? 816 00:23:30,336 --> 00:23:31,661 My Pilates instructor! - Okay. 817 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:32,494 - And you don't see me texting 818 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,553 my Pilates instructor on Words for Friends! 819 00:23:34,553 --> 00:23:36,789 - I mean, what are we even doing right now, right? 820 00:23:36,789 --> 00:23:38,485 This doesn't feel healthy to me. 821 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,121 - Oh, this doesn't feel healthy to you? 822 00:23:40,121 --> 00:23:41,064 (Jacob screeching) Whoa! 823 00:23:41,064 --> 00:23:41,897 (Vic screams) 824 00:23:41,897 --> 00:23:42,730 (Zac screams) 825 00:23:42,730 --> 00:23:43,885 (both screaming) 826 00:23:43,885 --> 00:23:45,233 Do you even wanna be here? 827 00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:46,432 - We came with your family. 828 00:23:46,432 --> 00:23:47,361 I enjoy it here. 829 00:23:47,361 --> 00:23:48,194 - That's not what I asked! 830 00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:49,285 I asked, do you wanna be here? 831 00:23:49,285 --> 00:23:50,141 - No, okay? 832 00:23:50,141 --> 00:23:51,489 I don't want to be here! 833 00:23:51,489 --> 00:23:52,758 - Then fucking leave! 834 00:23:52,758 --> 00:23:54,429 - Oh no, why is it doing this? 835 00:23:54,429 --> 00:23:55,521 - Oh no! 836 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:56,749 (both groaning) 837 00:23:56,749 --> 00:23:58,233 - Seems like our engines have failed. 838 00:23:58,233 --> 00:24:00,293 What are we gonna do? 839 00:24:00,293 --> 00:24:01,909 - I'm just thinking maybe we need to take 840 00:24:01,909 --> 00:24:03,245 a little bit of a break. 841 00:24:03,245 --> 00:24:04,078 - We fueled up. 842 00:24:04,078 --> 00:24:04,911 Three, two, one! 843 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:05,744 Go! 844 00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:06,605 (both scream) 845 00:24:06,605 --> 00:24:08,077 - And cut! (buzzer buzzing) 846 00:24:08,077 --> 00:24:09,409 Love that, the two of you, 847 00:24:09,409 --> 00:24:10,966 can always count on you to give me 848 00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:12,757 a healthy amount of backstory. 849 00:24:12,757 --> 00:24:13,773 - What was the first fight? 850 00:24:13,773 --> 00:24:14,606 I was just- 851 00:24:14,606 --> 00:24:15,439 - Massage chairs. 852 00:24:15,439 --> 00:24:16,625 - Oh yes. - Ah, yes. 853 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,078 - Yeah, a double loop amount of points 854 00:24:18,078 --> 00:24:18,978 for the both of you. 855 00:24:18,978 --> 00:24:19,811 - Loop-de-loop. 856 00:24:19,811 --> 00:24:21,441 (bright music) 857 00:24:21,441 --> 00:24:24,166 - That brings us to our second mini game. 858 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:27,109 The mini game in question, Alternate Universe. 859 00:24:27,109 --> 00:24:28,942 The category is Santa. 860 00:24:30,097 --> 00:24:31,537 How this is gonna work, players. 861 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:32,797 I am gonna start you off 862 00:24:32,797 --> 00:24:35,162 with three alternate universe Santas to perform, 863 00:24:35,162 --> 00:24:37,789 and then after I do, you are gonna buzz in 864 00:24:37,789 --> 00:24:40,101 and pitch me on your own. 865 00:24:40,101 --> 00:24:40,934 Does that make sense? 866 00:24:40,934 --> 00:24:41,767 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 867 00:24:41,767 --> 00:24:43,041 - Zac. - Mm-hmm. 868 00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:45,997 - Three elves in a trench coat Santa. 869 00:24:45,997 --> 00:24:49,309 - Ho, ho, ho! (all laughing) 870 00:24:49,309 --> 00:24:52,477 Happy Christmas to everyone! 871 00:24:52,477 --> 00:24:54,798 As you know, we've been absolute, 872 00:24:54,798 --> 00:24:57,826 I've been absolutely swamped up here. 873 00:24:57,826 --> 00:25:01,537 The elves didn't unionize and crush Santa- 874 00:25:01,537 --> 00:25:02,421 (all laughing) 875 00:25:02,421 --> 00:25:03,395 or anything like that. 876 00:25:03,395 --> 00:25:04,701 - Power to the people! 877 00:25:04,701 --> 00:25:06,724 Next up, Jake. 878 00:25:06,724 --> 00:25:08,797 Q-Anon Santa. 879 00:25:08,797 --> 00:25:12,877 - Ho, ho, ho! 880 00:25:12,877 --> 00:25:14,661 Hello, children. 881 00:25:14,661 --> 00:25:16,369 You're fuckin' being lied to. 882 00:25:16,369 --> 00:25:18,457 (all laughing) 883 00:25:18,457 --> 00:25:19,657 Okay? 884 00:25:19,657 --> 00:25:22,729 Every single one of you beautiful minds 885 00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:26,317 are being wrought by the liberal agenda! 886 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:29,241 - And that'll do it, Jake. 887 00:25:29,241 --> 00:25:31,323 Last but not least, Vic. 888 00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:35,945 Ate too may edibles, paranoid and keeping it together Santa. 889 00:25:35,945 --> 00:25:37,140 (all laughing) 890 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:39,986 - Don't know about that one, man. 891 00:25:39,986 --> 00:25:42,910 (bell dings) (Vic sighing) 892 00:25:42,910 --> 00:25:44,107 - Ho. 893 00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:47,243 (all laughing) 894 00:25:47,243 --> 00:25:49,052 Keep it together. 895 00:25:49,052 --> 00:25:51,927 Ho, ho, ho, um. 896 00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:53,423 (clears throat) Presents. 897 00:25:53,423 --> 00:25:54,335 Um, okay. 898 00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:56,691 (clears throat) (bell dings) 899 00:25:56,691 --> 00:25:58,430 (dinging bell) (Sam laughing) 900 00:25:58,430 --> 00:25:59,407 Is there any cookies? 901 00:25:59,407 --> 00:26:00,803 - And I'll cut you off 902 00:26:00,803 --> 00:26:02,347 (buzzer buzzing) there, Vic. 903 00:26:02,347 --> 00:26:04,507 Now players, if you would be so kind 904 00:26:04,507 --> 00:26:06,424 as to pitch me any Santa. 905 00:26:06,424 --> 00:26:07,257 (bell dings) 906 00:26:07,257 --> 00:26:08,271 - Location confirmed. 907 00:26:08,271 --> 00:26:09,688 Sending supplies. 908 00:26:10,713 --> 00:26:12,051 Again, that is just the buzzer. 909 00:26:12,051 --> 00:26:13,847 - Oh my god, Jake. 910 00:26:13,847 --> 00:26:15,583 - WWE Santa? 911 00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:16,648 - Love it. 912 00:26:16,648 --> 00:26:18,330 - All right brother, I'm gonna come in there, 913 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:19,819 and I'm gonna take your presents! 914 00:26:19,819 --> 00:26:21,739 I'm coming down your chimney, 915 00:26:21,739 --> 00:26:25,519 and I'm gonna create some havoc in the home, brother! 916 00:26:25,519 --> 00:26:27,423 - That rattled my fuckin' ribcage. 917 00:26:27,423 --> 00:26:28,427 I liked it. 918 00:26:28,427 --> 00:26:29,260 (bell dings) 919 00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:30,093 Vic. 920 00:26:30,093 --> 00:26:31,124 - Waiting for deadbeat dad Santa? 921 00:26:31,124 --> 00:26:31,957 - Love it. 922 00:26:33,376 --> 00:26:34,209 - Yeah, don't worry. 923 00:26:34,209 --> 00:26:35,915 I'll be back in the workshop in a second. 924 00:26:35,915 --> 00:26:37,507 My dad's taking me fishing this weekend, 925 00:26:37,507 --> 00:26:38,659 and then I will go ahead, 926 00:26:38,659 --> 00:26:40,459 and will be back in the workshop with the elves 927 00:26:40,459 --> 00:26:42,891 on Monday sharp, but he's coming, 928 00:26:42,891 --> 00:26:44,056 and it's gonna be pretty exciting. 929 00:26:44,056 --> 00:26:46,807 I'll bring back fish for everybody. 930 00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:47,640 (clears throat) 931 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,147 - (laughing) Oh no! 932 00:26:49,147 --> 00:26:50,161 - Sun. - No, it's fine. 933 00:26:50,161 --> 00:26:51,211 - Moon. - Huh? 934 00:26:51,211 --> 00:26:52,044 Oh, okay. - Sun. 935 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:53,207 - Oh, sorry. - Moon. 936 00:26:53,207 --> 00:26:54,091 - Thought I heard my dad. 937 00:26:54,091 --> 00:26:54,924 (Sam laughing) 938 00:26:54,924 --> 00:26:56,671 - Sun, moon. 939 00:26:56,671 --> 00:26:57,587 - Okay, it's Monday. 940 00:26:57,587 --> 00:26:58,670 - I will cut you off there, Vic. 941 00:26:58,670 --> 00:26:59,841 (buzzer buzzing) 942 00:26:59,841 --> 00:27:02,179 - Heart wrenching. - So sad. 943 00:27:02,179 --> 00:27:03,455 (bell dings) Zac. 944 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:07,080 - Santa that's just, um, actually a hog that got loose. 945 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,663 (all laughing) 946 00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,695 Ho, ho- 947 00:27:12,695 --> 00:27:16,306 (imitates hog squealing) 948 00:27:16,306 --> 00:27:17,855 - Oh gosh, gosh! 949 00:27:17,855 --> 00:27:19,500 (imitates hog squealing) 950 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,187 My daughter just wants to sit on your lap! 951 00:27:22,187 --> 00:27:23,020 (slaps legs) 952 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:23,971 We just wanna sit on your, okay. 953 00:27:23,971 --> 00:27:25,171 Tell him what you want. (Zac squealing) 954 00:27:25,171 --> 00:27:26,609 - I don't want to- - Tell him what you want. 955 00:27:26,609 --> 00:27:27,559 - This is the only way to get presents? 956 00:27:27,559 --> 00:27:28,757 - Yes, tell him what you want. 957 00:27:28,757 --> 00:27:29,590 And we're gonna take the picture, 958 00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:30,663 and it's good memories. 959 00:27:30,663 --> 00:27:31,967 (Zac squealing) 960 00:27:31,967 --> 00:27:33,959 - I want joy for my family for Christmas, 961 00:27:33,959 --> 00:27:34,903 and it's been a tough year- 962 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,178 (Zac imitates hog squealing) 963 00:27:36,178 --> 00:27:37,225 (Jacob screams) 964 00:27:37,225 --> 00:27:38,193 - And I will cut you off there, Zac. 965 00:27:38,193 --> 00:27:39,026 (buzzer buzzes) 966 00:27:39,026 --> 00:27:41,799 That is a remarkably good hog impression. 967 00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:42,831 - I know. (Sam laughing) 968 00:27:42,831 --> 00:27:43,664 (bell dings) 969 00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:44,587 - Location confirmed. 970 00:27:44,587 --> 00:27:45,695 Sending supplies. 971 00:27:45,695 --> 00:27:46,528 - Jake. 972 00:27:46,528 --> 00:27:48,143 - European Santa, but he doesn't want 973 00:27:48,143 --> 00:27:49,943 anybody to know that he's European. 974 00:27:49,943 --> 00:27:51,203 He wants to seem American. 975 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:52,036 - I love it. 976 00:27:52,036 --> 00:27:53,555 - Ho, ho, ho, man! 977 00:27:53,555 --> 00:27:56,120 So many cool hot dogs tonight! 978 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:56,953 (Sam laughing) 979 00:27:56,953 --> 00:27:57,786 Hey! 980 00:27:57,786 --> 00:27:59,663 - It's good to have you around, Santa. 981 00:27:59,663 --> 00:28:01,267 - Oh, I got you all presents! 982 00:28:01,267 --> 00:28:02,100 - Oh. 983 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:03,547 - Yeah, you've been a good man! 984 00:28:03,547 --> 00:28:05,031 A good man, my boy! 985 00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:05,864 - Thank you. 986 00:28:05,864 --> 00:28:07,419 - And here you go. 987 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:08,946 It's stroopwafel! 988 00:28:08,946 --> 00:28:10,371 Totally old school! 989 00:28:10,371 --> 00:28:11,969 So retrospective! 990 00:28:11,969 --> 00:28:13,458 (Sam laughing) 991 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,378 - I will cut you off there! (buzzer buzzing) 992 00:28:15,378 --> 00:28:17,397 The accent that's the non-accent. 993 00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:18,434 (bell dings) Vic. 994 00:28:18,434 --> 00:28:20,354 - Santa who's trying to tell someone 995 00:28:20,354 --> 00:28:21,762 they're at the wrong podium. 996 00:28:21,762 --> 00:28:22,738 - Love that. 997 00:28:22,738 --> 00:28:23,954 Go for it. 998 00:28:23,954 --> 00:28:24,923 - Oh. 999 00:28:24,923 --> 00:28:26,426 - Hi. 1000 00:28:26,426 --> 00:28:27,282 Uh, can I tell you what I want- 1001 00:28:27,282 --> 00:28:28,302 - No, it's fine. - Yeah. 1002 00:28:28,302 --> 00:28:31,122 (all laughing) 1003 00:28:31,122 --> 00:28:31,955 (bell dings) 1004 00:28:31,955 --> 00:28:33,102 Location confirmed. 1005 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:34,198 Sending supplies. 1006 00:28:34,198 --> 00:28:35,506 - Jake. (laughing) 1007 00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:37,566 - Um, three small Santas. 1008 00:28:37,566 --> 00:28:38,649 - Oh. - Great. 1009 00:28:41,106 --> 00:28:43,654 (Zac snickering) 1010 00:28:43,654 --> 00:28:45,214 - All right, so I'm gonna diddly up 1011 00:28:45,214 --> 00:28:46,942 the Western hemisphere. 1012 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:48,528 And then, you think you can you can handle 1013 00:28:48,528 --> 00:28:49,953 the Southern hemisphere, and you can- 1014 00:28:49,953 --> 00:28:52,130 - [Vic] Wow, giving me the Southern hemisphere. 1015 00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:53,390 - Well, it's a big important job. 1016 00:28:53,390 --> 00:28:55,007 - [Vic] It is a big important job, 1017 00:28:55,007 --> 00:28:56,450 but I'm just saying, we all know why 1018 00:28:56,450 --> 00:28:58,162 you wanna go to the Northern hemisphere. 1019 00:28:58,162 --> 00:28:58,995 - Why? 1020 00:28:58,995 --> 00:28:59,828 Tell me why? 1021 00:28:59,828 --> 00:29:01,582 - Because it's closer to your house. 1022 00:29:01,582 --> 00:29:02,962 - You want to do the Northern? 1023 00:29:02,962 --> 00:29:04,069 If you want to do the Northern- 1024 00:29:04,069 --> 00:29:05,090 - [Vic] Yeah, I want to do the Northern. 1025 00:29:05,090 --> 00:29:05,988 - No, I was offering, 1026 00:29:05,988 --> 00:29:07,610 I was offering to this- - No. 1027 00:29:07,610 --> 00:29:08,746 Why would you offer it to me 1028 00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:10,279 if you don't wanna do it? 1029 00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:12,214 - Do you want to it? - Yes, I want to do it. 1030 00:29:12,214 --> 00:29:13,247 - No, not you- 1031 00:29:13,247 --> 00:29:14,464 - [Vic] Well then why don't I get to choose? 1032 00:29:14,464 --> 00:29:15,682 - Why don't you just let the person 1033 00:29:15,682 --> 00:29:17,482 who wants to do the Northern do it? 1034 00:29:17,482 --> 00:29:18,407 - Well, I wanna do it, 1035 00:29:18,407 --> 00:29:19,784 so that means that I will do it! 1036 00:29:19,784 --> 00:29:20,617 Right? 1037 00:29:20,617 --> 00:29:21,450 - Rock paper scissors. 1038 00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:22,396 Rock paper scissors. 1039 00:29:22,396 --> 00:29:23,229 - Okay. 1040 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:24,062 Ready? - Ready? 1041 00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:24,895 - [Both] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 1042 00:29:24,895 --> 00:29:27,302 (all laughing) 1043 00:29:27,302 --> 00:29:28,459 - Uh, that was a tie. - Okay, one more time. 1044 00:29:28,459 --> 00:29:29,292 One more time. 1045 00:29:29,292 --> 00:29:30,798 - [All] Rock, paper, scissors. 1046 00:29:30,798 --> 00:29:31,786 Shoot. (buzzer buzzing) 1047 00:29:31,786 --> 00:29:34,054 - And I'll cut you off there. 1048 00:29:34,054 --> 00:29:36,637 (bright music) 1049 00:29:37,622 --> 00:29:39,842 That brings us to round three, 1050 00:29:39,842 --> 00:29:43,442 where our players will now hold hands and jump 1051 00:29:43,442 --> 00:29:45,918 into the abyss together. 1052 00:29:45,918 --> 00:29:47,298 - Bing. - Bing! 1053 00:29:47,298 --> 00:29:48,465 - Bing! - Bing! 1054 00:29:49,317 --> 00:29:50,150 - Zac. - Yeah. 1055 00:29:50,150 --> 00:29:50,983 - Jake. 1056 00:29:50,983 --> 00:29:52,038 Vic. - Me. 1057 00:29:52,038 --> 00:29:54,646 - The part of the Oscars where they show a clip 1058 00:29:54,646 --> 00:29:58,382 from each movie, and then cut to that actor. 1059 00:29:58,382 --> 00:29:59,215 - Cinema. 1060 00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:00,048 It makes us think. 1061 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,494 It makes us feel, it makes us love. 1062 00:30:01,494 --> 00:30:04,046 This year, we have 12 amazing actors to- 1063 00:30:04,046 --> 00:30:06,730 (Sam laughing) 1064 00:30:06,730 --> 00:30:07,563 - Well. 1065 00:30:07,563 --> 00:30:10,870 - First up, Jon Hamm in "The Syllable." 1066 00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:11,710 (Vic clapping) 1067 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:12,543 - Speak! 1068 00:30:12,543 --> 00:30:15,266 Stop stuttering, and speak! 1069 00:30:15,266 --> 00:30:17,271 (slapping hand) 1070 00:30:17,271 --> 00:30:18,654 Say a word. 1071 00:30:18,654 --> 00:30:19,704 - No. 1072 00:30:19,704 --> 00:30:20,537 - Wow. 1073 00:30:20,537 --> 00:30:21,891 (all laughing) 1074 00:30:21,891 --> 00:30:25,598 Next, we have Jon Hamm in "Ride Or Die." 1075 00:30:25,598 --> 00:30:26,874 - Get on the bike! 1076 00:30:26,874 --> 00:30:28,870 Get on the bike and ride! 1077 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:29,703 (slaps hand) 1078 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:31,058 (all laughing) 1079 00:30:31,058 --> 00:30:32,066 - No! 1080 00:30:32,066 --> 00:30:33,610 - Incredible. (clapping hands) 1081 00:30:33,610 --> 00:30:34,854 Incredible. (all laughing) 1082 00:30:34,854 --> 00:30:38,406 Next we have Jon Hamm in "An Alien Among Us: 1083 00:30:38,406 --> 00:30:39,714 "A Philadelphia Story." 1084 00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:40,797 - Be a human! 1085 00:30:41,886 --> 00:30:43,719 Be a human amongst us! 1086 00:30:44,914 --> 00:30:47,898 (slaps hand) (Zac gibbering) 1087 00:30:47,898 --> 00:30:49,146 (Zac vocalizes) 1088 00:30:49,146 --> 00:30:49,979 - No. 1089 00:30:49,979 --> 00:30:51,288 - Wow. 1090 00:30:51,288 --> 00:30:52,146 (all laughing) (Vic clapping) 1091 00:30:52,146 --> 00:30:53,930 Now that is just something special. 1092 00:30:53,930 --> 00:30:55,474 Next, we have Jon Hamm 1093 00:30:55,474 --> 00:30:58,026 in "Pretty Little Liars." 1094 00:30:58,026 --> 00:31:01,111 - Get hot and lie! (Sam laughing) 1095 00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:04,010 Get hot, attractive, and lie! 1096 00:31:04,010 --> 00:31:04,843 - No. 1097 00:31:07,234 --> 00:31:09,710 (slaps hand) 1098 00:31:09,710 --> 00:31:13,832 (all laughing) (Zac whimpers) 1099 00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:14,946 (Sam laughing) 1100 00:31:14,946 --> 00:31:17,614 - And I'll cut you off there. (buzzer buzzing) 1101 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:18,650 Wow. 1102 00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:21,410 Jon Hamm getting some real action this year. 1103 00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:22,578 - He got slapped- - He deserved it. 1104 00:31:22,578 --> 00:31:23,411 - Like, 5000 times. 1105 00:31:23,411 --> 00:31:25,593 - And I'd like to thank the Academy amount of points. 1106 00:31:25,593 --> 00:31:27,858 Next up, one of those very disturbing 1107 00:31:27,858 --> 00:31:30,025 children's YouTube videos. 1108 00:31:32,535 --> 00:31:34,517 - Hey, I'm the Mucinex guy! 1109 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:35,778 (all laughing) 1110 00:31:35,778 --> 00:31:37,635 Are you kids looking to have some fun? 1111 00:31:37,635 --> 00:31:38,674 - Me and my brother? 1112 00:31:38,674 --> 00:31:39,507 - Yeah! 1113 00:31:39,507 --> 00:31:40,340 - I'm also Batman. 1114 00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:41,637 (Sam laughing) 1115 00:31:41,637 --> 00:31:42,579 - Who do we have here? 1116 00:31:42,579 --> 00:31:43,858 - Julie. - Julie? 1117 00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:44,691 - Yeah. 1118 00:31:44,691 --> 00:31:46,381 - Do you guys like building sand castles? 1119 00:31:46,381 --> 00:31:47,214 - [Vic] Hmm. 1120 00:31:47,214 --> 00:31:48,047 - I love it. 1121 00:31:48,047 --> 00:31:48,880 - Well come now with me 1122 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,205 to my sand castle! 1123 00:31:50,205 --> 00:31:51,105 - Okay. 1124 00:31:51,105 --> 00:31:52,893 - Now you're just gonna take the sand, 1125 00:31:52,893 --> 00:31:55,629 and you're just gonna build it up. 1126 00:31:55,629 --> 00:31:56,681 - Build it up? 1127 00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:58,749 - Build it up. - Build it up? 1128 00:31:58,749 --> 00:32:00,101 Oh no, I dropped my pen! 1129 00:32:00,101 --> 00:32:02,080 You keep building the sand castle. 1130 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,298 Oops! - Thanks, Julie. 1131 00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:04,217 (Sam laughing) 1132 00:32:04,217 --> 00:32:05,564 - Oops! - Oops! 1133 00:32:05,564 --> 00:32:06,525 - Oops! - Oops! 1134 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,832 - I'm so clumsy! 1135 00:32:07,832 --> 00:32:09,273 Oops! - Oops! 1136 00:32:09,273 --> 00:32:10,473 Batman! - Yes? 1137 00:32:10,473 --> 00:32:12,693 - Why did you choose to have nipples on your suit? 1138 00:32:12,693 --> 00:32:13,996 - Oh, I just like the feel of them. 1139 00:32:13,996 --> 00:32:15,001 - Nice. - Thank you. 1140 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:17,193 - Tell me a little bit about your sand castle. 1141 00:32:17,193 --> 00:32:18,677 - My sand castle is a tower. 1142 00:32:18,677 --> 00:32:20,493 - My sand castle's also a tower. 1143 00:32:20,493 --> 00:32:22,245 - My sand castle did 9/11. 1144 00:32:22,245 --> 00:32:23,597 (Sam laughing) (buzzer buzzing) 1145 00:32:23,597 --> 00:32:24,430 - I'm- - Julie! 1146 00:32:24,430 --> 00:32:25,997 (Sam laughing) 1147 00:32:25,997 --> 00:32:27,077 - I will cut you off there. 1148 00:32:27,077 --> 00:32:30,660 That actually was a pretty faithful parody. 1149 00:32:31,566 --> 00:32:32,842 So bravo. 1150 00:32:32,842 --> 00:32:36,598 A 148 million views amount of points for the both of you. 1151 00:32:36,598 --> 00:32:37,694 - Oh. - Whoa. 1152 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:39,885 - Last prompt of our game. 1153 00:32:39,885 --> 00:32:40,904 Can you believe it? 1154 00:32:40,904 --> 00:32:42,181 - Dang. - Dang it. 1155 00:32:42,181 --> 00:32:43,014 - Dang. 1156 00:32:43,014 --> 00:32:44,130 - Dang. - Dang it! 1157 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,844 - An alternate universe where the only difference 1158 00:32:46,844 --> 00:32:50,533 is that the word for money is poopoopeepee. 1159 00:32:50,533 --> 00:32:51,366 - All right, everybody. 1160 00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:52,199 Welcome to the auction. 1161 00:32:52,199 --> 00:32:53,032 We're gonna go ahead and auction off 1162 00:32:53,032 --> 00:32:54,361 this nice, beautiful cow. 1163 00:32:54,361 --> 00:32:55,337 Beautiful cow, beautiful cow. 1164 00:32:55,337 --> 00:32:56,673 Beautiful cow, and we're gonna go ahead 1165 00:32:56,673 --> 00:32:58,757 and start the bidding at 700 poopoopeepee. 1166 00:32:58,757 --> 00:32:59,590 (Sam laughing) 1167 00:32:59,590 --> 00:33:00,423 700 poopoopeepee. 1168 00:33:00,423 --> 00:33:01,353 That's 800 poopoopeepee. 1169 00:33:01,353 --> 00:33:02,236 800 poopoopeepee. 1170 00:33:02,236 --> 00:33:03,069 Can I get 850? 1171 00:33:03,069 --> 00:33:04,065 850, 850 poopoopeepee? 1172 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:04,937 Poopoopeepee 850? 1173 00:33:04,937 --> 00:33:05,770 850, we got 900. 1174 00:33:05,770 --> 00:33:06,603 Going once, going, 1175 00:33:06,603 --> 00:33:07,436 900, going over here. 1176 00:33:07,436 --> 00:33:08,321 That's 800. 1177 00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:09,345 800 extra. 1178 00:33:09,345 --> 00:33:10,724 900, 800, that's 16,000. (Sam laughing) 1179 00:33:10,724 --> 00:33:12,497 16,000 poopoopeepee. 1180 00:33:12,497 --> 00:33:13,439 This is a beautiful cow. 1181 00:33:13,439 --> 00:33:14,272 There's a beautiful cow. 1182 00:33:14,272 --> 00:33:15,105 20,000 poopoopeepee. 1183 00:33:15,105 --> 00:33:15,938 Poopoopeepee. 1184 00:33:15,938 --> 00:33:17,281 Hey, we gotta get it to 2100. 1185 00:33:17,281 --> 00:33:18,114 Who's got it? 1186 00:33:18,114 --> 00:33:18,947 - One million. 1187 00:33:18,947 --> 00:33:22,473 - One million poopoopeepee! 1188 00:33:22,473 --> 00:33:23,306 Do I got one five? 1189 00:33:23,306 --> 00:33:24,139 One five, one five? 1190 00:33:24,139 --> 00:33:24,972 He's on the phone. 1191 00:33:24,972 --> 00:33:25,805 He's gonna be on the phone, he's gonna go, 1192 00:33:25,805 --> 00:33:27,615 he's got enough poopoopeepee 1193 00:33:27,615 --> 00:33:28,904 to raise his hand again! 1194 00:33:28,904 --> 00:33:29,737 We got one two, one two. 1195 00:33:29,737 --> 00:33:31,105 Can I get a one two three? 1196 00:33:31,105 --> 00:33:32,201 Can I get a one two three? 1197 00:33:32,201 --> 00:33:33,609 What about four, what about a four poopoopeepee? 1198 00:33:33,609 --> 00:33:34,442 We got 105. 1199 00:33:34,442 --> 00:33:35,275 105, 105, 105. 1200 00:33:35,275 --> 00:33:36,108 We got no poopoopeepee. 1201 00:33:36,108 --> 00:33:36,969 She got no peepee, she got no peepee, 1202 00:33:36,969 --> 00:33:37,802 she got no poopoo. 1203 00:33:37,802 --> 00:33:38,635 She got the peepee. 1204 00:33:38,635 --> 00:33:39,938 107, 107, 107. 1205 00:33:39,938 --> 00:33:42,248 We're gonna go over to two million poopoopeepee, 1206 00:33:42,248 --> 00:33:43,241 he's on the phone, he's gonna check up on his, 1207 00:33:43,241 --> 00:33:44,181 can I get a two million? 1208 00:33:44,181 --> 00:33:45,410 We're right here, one nine, one nine, 1209 00:33:45,410 --> 00:33:47,393 one nine going once! 1210 00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:48,226 Twice! 1211 00:33:49,329 --> 00:33:51,985 Sold for 1.7 poopoopeepee! 1212 00:33:51,985 --> 00:33:54,235 The beautiful cow is yours! 1213 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:55,993 (buzzer buzzing) 1214 00:33:55,993 --> 00:33:57,021 - Wow, Jake! 1215 00:33:57,021 --> 00:34:00,021 I believe that's what we call heavy lifting! 1216 00:34:00,021 --> 00:34:01,445 Jesus Christ! 1217 00:34:01,445 --> 00:34:03,153 - The paddles were pretty, you know, 1218 00:34:03,153 --> 00:34:04,117 they were weighted. - Impactful. 1219 00:34:04,117 --> 00:34:05,000 They were pretty impactful. 1220 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,498 - Oh my god. 1221 00:34:06,498 --> 00:34:08,061 Way to fall on that sword. 1222 00:34:08,061 --> 00:34:08,894 - Blacked out. 1223 00:34:08,894 --> 00:34:09,727 Was it funny? 1224 00:34:09,727 --> 00:34:10,673 - Sometimes you just throw yourself 1225 00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:12,113 into that tunnel, and you're like, I'm here 1226 00:34:12,113 --> 00:34:13,897 until the end of it, wherever it goes. 1227 00:34:13,897 --> 00:34:17,345 A poopoopeepee amount of points. 1228 00:34:17,345 --> 00:34:20,873 That brings us to the end of our show. 1229 00:34:20,873 --> 00:34:23,981 Our winner this evening... 1230 00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:26,165 Jacob Wysocki. 1231 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:27,053 - Wow. - Yeah. 1232 00:34:27,053 --> 00:34:28,382 (jazzy music) (audience applauding) 1233 00:34:28,382 --> 00:34:29,377 - You are the recipient 1234 00:34:29,377 --> 00:34:31,793 of the coveted Golden Ear, 1235 00:34:31,793 --> 00:34:34,453 and join the two winners club. 1236 00:34:34,453 --> 00:34:35,286 - Wow. 1237 00:34:35,286 --> 00:34:36,119 - You can hear it from both sides. 1238 00:34:36,119 --> 00:34:37,125 - Yeah, now you got two ears. 1239 00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:38,700 - That does it for us here 1240 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:39,841 at "Make Some Noise." 1241 00:34:39,841 --> 00:34:42,026 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 1242 00:34:42,026 --> 00:34:45,737 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 1243 00:34:45,737 --> 00:34:46,725 Goodnight. 1244 00:34:46,725 --> 00:34:51,725 (audience applauding) (soft jazzy music) 1245 00:34:56,009 --> 00:34:58,509 (music fades)