- [Sam] Tonight, old grainy footage of Sasquatch,
it's Nick Mandernach. (Nick making Sasquatch noises)
A student showing up late to class, it's Vic Michaelis.
- So sorry I'm late.
My stepdad Rick stopped at McDonald's
for breakfast sandwiches.
- [Sam] And running cold
from the pool to the hot tub, it's Jiavani.
- I'm still sexy, I'm still sexy!
(Jiavani panting and sighing)
- [Sam] They're all here to-
- [All] Make some noise!
(smooth jazz beat)
- This is "Make Some Noise,"
The game's so good we spun it off unchanged.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
This is how the show works.
I have here a series of improvisational prompts
our players have never seen before.
Isn't that right, players?
- Oh yeah. - Maybe.
- I've never seen anything before.
- Jiavani's coming into this fresh.
- What's the world outside of this? I don't know.
- They will to the best of their ability
fulfill those prompts.
I will award them corresponding points
and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear.
Unless they never leave the studio,
in which case they will remain here with it.
Players, are you ready to rumble?
- Ooh yeah. - Oh yeah.
- Yes, I'm ready to rumble!
- Vic's not sure. - I'm so scared! Yes!
- Let's start with a warmup round of sorts
to ease you into this.
An amuse-bouche, if you will.
Something to wet the palette.
Nick.
- I'm sorry, did you say Nick or Vic?
- Or Vic? - Nick.
- Oh, okay. Thank you.
- Counting down as the anesthesia kicks in.
- Doesn't really work on me, so make sure you up that.
(Sam and Jiavani laugh)
Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
Six. Five, doesn't work on me!
Four.
3, 2, 1.
Three!
Four!
I'm not trying to not make it work.
I want it to work.
Four.
3, 2, 1.
(Nick breathing heavily)
(Jiavani giggling)
- I love that you created a whole character for the game!
Yeah, let's say 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2,
1 amount points for you.
- It's a warm up! - That's so many points!
- I didn't count, but it might be in the billions.
- Ooh, strong start.
- No, that's fine, I'm ready.
- Vic, I'm sorry about this one.
A contentious note to the whole apartment building.
- That's fine.
Excuse me, I was hoping to use that desk.
Can I use the desk for a second please?
- You want me to-
- Yeah, I need the desk for a second.
Thank you. - I'll trade places with you.
(Jiavani yelps)
(Sam giggling)
Dear residents of the Fontana, oh, it works.
(Jiavani laughing)
I have noticed several children entering the building.
Hmm, that's weird.
I thought last time I read the bylaws it said
"no kids allowed."
That's sooooooooo weird.
I expect all children to be out by next Tuesday.
If you have an issue with that,
you can find me in apartment 6B.
Or honestly, better yet,
take it up with the police
because that's where all of your things will be.
XO, XO. Hope to see you all the barbecue, Cindy.
(everyone giggling)
- Wow, Vic.
What a nightmare.
- Thank you.
- A security deposit amount points for you.
Or make that double security.
- Thank you.
- Love the space work, Vic. - I appreciate that.
- I really appreciate that.
I got scared by the sounds that that machine was making.
- Decided to stop. Jiavani.
- Did you say Jiavani or Vic? (everyone laughing)
- Jiavani. - Yeah.
- An old-timey phonograph.
♪ Oh, welcome to the album ♪
♪ This is the first song on the album ♪
♪ Everybody wants to be a farmer ♪
♪ A farmer in this time ♪
- Did I do it? (Sam cackling)
- You know, in between the laughs,
Jiavani, I think you struck gold.
- Yes.
- I do just wanna make sure I heard you correctly.
"This is the first song on the album"
"Everyone wants to be a farmer"
- Yeah, it's Ella Fitzgerald. - Yes!
- Gonna say 1954 amount of points for you.
Nick with an N.
- I'm sorry, did you say Niavani?
(Sam cackling)
- [Sam] A bouncer on Noah's Ark.
- All right.
Turtle one.
Thank you much. (Jiavani and Vic giggling)
Turtle two.
Thank you much.
And third turtle, you know you're not on here.
Yeah, you gotta go, yeah.
Thank you. Thank you, appreciate that.
Lion number one.
Doing well, thank you. Thank you for asking.
Lion two. Thank you.
It's kind of chill in there right now. Wait 30 or 40.
(everyone laughing)
And third turtle, you are not,
third turtle, you're not on here.
You know it.
I'm gonna respect you, I'm gonna ask you to respect me,
and you just go ahead and make your way to the back.
Thank you very much.
Third turtle, I'm sorry.
- I'll cut you off there, Nick.
A Before Christ amount of points for you.
That might unfortunately set you into the negatives.
- Yes, yes.
- Vic. - That is my name.
- Thinking every restaurant has a secret menu.
- Okay yeah, I will take fries for sure, a milkshake.
What else you got? (Sam laughing)
No, no, no, I'm gonna take the fries and the milkshake,
but what else you got, right?
I saw something on TikTok where it sort of said that, sorry,
where it sort of said that you could put cheese
on top of a blizzard and then you can sort of mix that up
and so then the Oreos and the cheese
sort of brings out the flavor.
So I was just wondering maybe,
you know what, maybe, and then a lemonade.
I know you don't do that here,
but I was wondering if maybe I could try a lemonade.
Okay, yeah, what do you think?
No, you don't do that here?
What else you got?
- Before you topple off, oh boy.
- My dad is gonna watch this, Sam. Come on.
- Let's say a... - Come on.
- $7.99 meal.
- Yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it.
- That's pretty good. - I'll take. Thank you.
Thank you. I appreciate that, thank you.
- Jiavani. - Jiavani!
- A "chef's table" chef describes their pretentious dish.
- Yeah, so what I have for you today is
a plate of your kids' hair.
I've fricasseed it,
I have done a fermented egg yolk onto the curls.
I can see that your kids' hair was blonde
and is becoming brown.
And I have eradicated that
and made it into a beautiful bouffant
in a jello mold.
You know a lot of people haven't seen the jello mold
in a long time.
But I brought it back for this one occasion.
And whether you enjoy it or not, I don't care.
- I will cut you off there, Jiavani.
- And of course the secret ingredient was my child's hair.
- It was not only the secret ingredient,
it was- - The ingredient.
- We'll say 18 courses worth of points for you.
- My dad's gonna be proud of me.
- Oh, congratulations.
- Is everybody's dad watching the show?
- Shout out to the dads. - Hi, Steve.
- Nick. - Present.
- The most annoying person on the lifeboat.
- Beyond grateful to be here with you guys.
(everyone laughing)
Honestly. Think about it.
For us to be alive in this moment
with everything everyone has gone through,
and I'm not just talking about the ship sinking
'cause I know that actually
the hardships that I'm seeing here
ascend so far beyond that.
And for y'all to just be here
and just being present here with me,
I just wanna say that I don't take that for granted.
Not for a moment do I.
Denise, I know you're about to pass away and before you do,
I just wanna come to you and just say that
when I was on the Carnival Cruise,
you were the first person who was nice to me.
I'm serious, and I was like, "That's character,"
because I had nothing to give to you
and you gave everything to me.
So I just wanna say I see you, I regret eating you,
and thank you for your body. (everyone laughing)
- Nick, oh my god, I am absolutely eating that man.
- All right, yes.
That's after rescue. After rescue.
- I am hunting him down.
- I saw a lot of myself in that character.
I feel very attacked.
- Somehow, it's both most annoying person on the lifeboat,
it's also me on Molly. - Oh yeah, yes.
Let's say dead in minutes amount of points to you.
Vic, I thought I'd give you a break
from the very physical props
that you've been opting to do so far.
- Thank you.
- A witness on the local news wants you to know
that she can do Tae Kwon Do.
- Yeah, I mean it's a quiet town.
Often you don't see break-ins on cars and things like that.
Kids sort of run around the street and, oh, there's a,
sorry, there's a fly.
There's a fly.
And it's just one of those things that kids,
kids do feel safe to be around the neighborhood
and things like that.
And I just don't totally understand
why people would come into this community
and try and cause problems.
And I do think (inhales)
it'd be an issue, right.
And so it's the kind of thing where I just,
I don't really know what the motive was.
And I think that that is what is scariest
about being on the receiving end
of something terrible like this, ha!
So yeah, I live here.
So if you have any additional questions
you should absolutely let me know.
- I will cut you off there, Vic.
My God.
Green belt, orange belt, black belt, brown belt?
- I'm a second degree black belt.
- I am an orange belt in karate.
- Is that true? - It is true.
- And you could kick my sorry ass.
- Yes I could. - Yeah.
- Jiavani. Last- - Jiavani!
- It's never too late to start a catchphrase.
- Jiavani!
- I wanna do it again.
Jiavani. - Jiavani!
Last prompt of round one.
That one friend who takes karaoke too seriously.
- (giggling) Oh my god, I'm so drunk.
What song did I even put in, oh my god.
♪ And I am telling you ♪
♪ I'm not going ♪
Shh, no, I don't need backup.
♪ You're the best man I've ever known ♪
♪ And there's no way ♪
This isn't, no, this isn't, okay, okay.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I need it in the key of B.
♪ And I am telling you ♪
♪ I'm not going ♪
Is everybody looking? Is everybody looking at me?
(Jiavani grumbling)
Oh my god, I'm so drunk.
- That is an edit, Jiavani.
Everything I could have wanted and more.
- I don't even, I was drunk, I don't even-
- A three and a two and a one amount of points for you.
- That's six points.
(whimsical flute music)
- It's time for our first mini game.
- Yeah!
- This is a little mini game we like to call Name That.
In this case, name that facial hair.
Basically, how it works, players,
is I'm gonna show you a picture of facial hair
that does not exist in the real world.
You are gonna buzz in
and pitch me a name for that facial hair.
Make sense? - Mm hmm.
Let's do it. Facial hair number one.
Vic.
- Evelyn Tucci, the paternal grandmother of Stanley Tucci.
Sort of hardworking from somewhere in Northern Ireland.
Came over here, was cleaning hotel rooms for a long time,
and then worked her way up to start a small bakery.
- Now Vic, I am 100% sure that you buzzed in
before seeing this photo. (everyone laughing)
So I love that answer and I'm gonna disqualify it.
- What!
- This is of course, the scuba mask.
- Scuba mask.
That's really good, Nick.
And a good deal more succinct.
Jiavani.
- This is of course the face divider.
- It is rather the face divider.
But I think this particular point is going to go to Nick.
Next facial hair.
Vic.
- So Evelyn Tucci,
I think an important thing to know about her,
she did not miss a single one of Stanley's plays growing up.
He was in an off Broadway production of "The Little Mermaid"
but it was also not technically Disney brand.
And that was tough because it was bad, right.
But she sat through all eight performances.
Non-union. Touring.
- The weirdest bit you've ever committed to.
- This is of course Terrible News Delivered While Shaving.
(Sam laughing)
- I'm going to give that point to Nick.
- Was that Vic? - Next facial hair.
- Jiavani. (Jiavani sneezes)
- I like that a lot.
Vic.
- The icicle. - The icicle-
- Was the name of the first vehicle
that Evelyn Tucci ever bought with her own money.
She was married and got divorced later in life.
It was really difficult for her to afford things
because back in the day women couldn't have bank accounts.
- I might have given it to you if you stopped.
(everyone laughing)
But I am going to give it to Jiavani, I'm afraid.
- Okay, I understand.
I'm hearing the note and I'm taking the note.
(everyone laughing)
- Next up.
- Nick. - Viral infection.
- [Sam] It does rather look like a viral infection.
- The,
Sam, it's International Women's Month,
and for some reason you hate Evelyn Tucci.
Do you have an answer for that?
(Sam cackling)
- I just don't see what it has particularly to do
with this minigame.
- I hear you and I'm listening. Thank you.
- Nick. This is Odd Shave October.
- Oh, odd-
- We've done No Shave November,
but this is in October. - Odd Shave October.
This is how you kinda show support.
- I like it a lot, Nick.
I think I am gonna give it to you for viral infection.
Last one.
Very unattractive. - Circle.
(Nick laughing)
- Circle.
- This is Eileen PaTucci.
Actually, this is the Eileen PaTucci as we all know.
She pioneered this.
- Wow. Really not letting me escape from my prison.
I think I am going to give this one to Vic
for their discipline.
- Here we go. We did it.
Thank you.
- Evelyn! Evelyn! - I appreciate that.
- Vic, that was so disciplined.
- I really appreciate that. Thank you.
- Vic. - The Evelyn Tucci.
(everyone laughing)
- The round's over! - I got the point!
- The round's over! - Okay, then cut it!
- Tallying up the points here,
it looks like the winner of that mini game was
Vic Michaelis? - Whoa!
I'm not sure how that happened, but-
- No, it's fine. Don't question it.
(chill drum beat)
- That brings us to round two
where our players will now test their talents
in teams of two.
Nick.
Vic.
- Sorry, was that Nick and Vic or Vic and Nick?
- It was, take your pick.
- Hey. - Wow.
- I'll be here all night, folks.
I've been here all day. (Nick laughing)
Two firefighters with wildly different approaches
to fighting fires.
- Talk it down.
The flames, talk 'em down. (Jiavani giggling)
- You gotta let 'em burn or they're not gonna learn.
(Sam cackling)
- Sure, look, at certain points of course.
But look, moreso you've gotta engage them
and understand where they're coming from.
Maybe they're right to burn.
- Oh, you think that the fire's right to burn?
(Jiavani making fire noises)
- Without a doubt and I've been there.
(Sam cackling)
The thing I want you to understand is-
- Pants are on fire. - Oh God!
- Jeez!
- Watch me.
Hi, what's your name? (Jiavani growling)
Okay. I've met a lot of fires.
I don't know if we've met before.
I gotta be somewhere. You gonna put yourself out or what?
(Jiavani grumbling)
Yeah, that's what I thought. (Sam giggling)
- I hate that that works.
- Wow.
Sometimes you just gotta let him wear themselves out.
- Yeah, let 'em do a couple laps.
They'll get tired and they'll stop.
- Yeah, let's say a scalding amount of points
for the both of you. - Wow. Amazing.
Vic and Jiavani.
Abstinence-only youth group leaders
who have definitely had sex with each other.
- You go.
- Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'll do it. (Sam cackling)
You gotta back me up though when I say stuff.
- Oh, I'ma back you up. (Sam cackling)
- Don't. (snickering)
Okay. Okay.
Hey. - Aye.
God's kids.
Today we're gonna be talking about your flower.
As you can see,
we put a piece of duct tape on all of your arms.
And when you rip it off, go ahead, rip it off.
- Yeah, rip it right off.
- See you rip your hair off. - Do it, rip it.
- You try to put it back on and it won't go back on.
And that's what losing your virginity is like.
- Not that I mind a little bit of hair.
(everyone laughing)
- But when you try to put that tape back on,
it's never the same. - It's not the same.
It's never the same. - Sometimes it's better.
(Sam cackling)
- You can't say that. - I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I didn't say anything. - Stop, stop, stop.
- Stop, I'm doing something.
- Don't have sex before you get married-
- Don't do it.
- Don't even think about it. - Not what God wants-
- Don't even look at it, okay.
Look, does this look fun to you?
- That's not fun. - Does this look fun?
- That's not fun! - Does this look fun?
- Does it look like I'm having a good time right now?
I'm on the floor.
Do you know how hard it's gonna be to get back up?
- I hate this. This brings me further from God.
- Oh no! - No!
No! - No! No!
- No! - No!
- God, there's just something about
that little lean into the shoulder
that says teenage romance to me so much.
- I've been to church camp.
- When you turn 18 amount at points for the two of you.
Jiavani. - Jiavani!
And Nick. - Jiavani!
(Sam and Jiavani cackling)
- A finance bro in a British period romance.
- Celia, I have seen you from afar for so long.
And you know what? Your body's banging.
And I've got to tell you now before all does wither away,
because your hair is so silky, it's silky as hell.
All the money in the world
would be better than being with you,
but I do want to be with someone.
- I'm not going to invest again.
Not again.
Not in these digital portraits.
- It's like you don't trust me.
Digital portraits are the future.
- It's not that I don't trust you, Eric.
It's just that it's happened so many times.
There's been so many schemes.
- You know what? You're not that good looking anyway.
- Oh, and it comes out!
- You resemble my horse a little too much.
- Oh, are you such a catch?
Look at all your failed schemes!
The rap label. What even is rap?
Protein shakes?
- And look how beautifully swole I do be.
- It's not healthy muscle, Eric!
- And I will cut you off there.
We'll say, you know, 1878 amount of points.
That brings us all the way back to Nick and Vic.
- Oh baby.
- Cops doing forensics after an "oops, all berries" incident
at the cereal factory.
- Oh! Sorry.
It's just a lot of berries.
- You're gonna puke, go outside.
- No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
It's just, God, you gotta admit it's a lot of berries.
- I don't wanna hear it, rook.
If this is your first time,
then I'm not gonna be the one to break it to you, okay.
Get outta here.
Two shots to the back of the head.
Captain Crunch, deceased on the scene.
No evidence of break-in.
I think it's an inside job.
Friend to lover maybe.
I'm seeing two glasses of milk.
What does that say?
- Chief, you're not gonna like it.
It's three glasses of milk. (Sam cackling)
- Nice work. (Sam laughing)
Chocolate.
- The Count.
- Bring him in, boys. - Bring him in.
- I'll cut you off there.
- Oh, you guys are bringing in the chocolate, guy?
- Yeah. (laughing)
- Part of a complete breakfast amount of points
for the two of you. - Yeah.
- Vic. Jiavani. - Yes.
- Jiavani!
- It's almost like I've summoned a Pokemon.
(Jiavani giggling)
- I would like to be in a little ball all day
and come out, "Jiavani!"
And then really fuck shit up.
- Toxic cheer coaches give a pep talk.
- Okay ladies,
hands on hips, smiles on lips,
thinking chocolate chips and chicken strips.
- Smiles on lips, chicken strips.
- Okay, Nationals are in-
- Two days. - Two days!
- What have we done? Let's see a full out.
Tucker, go.
- Tucker. - Oh.
- Tucker. What the fuck-er? - Aye.
- Okay, okay.
I wasn't gonna put it like that, but yeah,
that was not good. - Somebody had to say it.
And you did. - Somebody had to say it.
- So here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna run the whole thing from the top.
Diana, Crystalline, Declan, Tucker,
we want all of you in the front row smiling.
Hands on hips, smiles on lips.
Thinking of shopping trips.
- And chicken strips. - And chocolate chips.
- Y'all wanna see your sixth birthdays,
I suggest you lay off the cake.
- Here we go. And a 5, 6, 7, 8.
Tucker, and okay. So they're, okay.
- It's like Tucker don't even wanna be here.
- Well, you can ask him. Tucker, do you wanna be here?
Don't cry. Stand up.
- If you cry, you gon get tears on this floor.
And if this mat gets wet
and one of my girls who is tucking and rolling
better than you, Tucker the fucker,
I'll be very upset.
So suck them tears back in your face!
- Honey, I love you and I'll see you at home, okay.
So you just go ahead and you take-
- And cut!
I wanna see an entire documentary about that cheer team.
Let's say a running away with Nationals
amount of points for the both of you.
- That's huge.
- Jiavani. - Jiavani!
- And Nick. - Nick!
- Jiavani! - Nick! Nick, Nick!
- Honestly, I kind of wish this was the prompt.
(Nick laughing)
But here it is instead.
A hard boiled detective and femme fatale
decide what to watch on Netflix.
- What kind of program are you looking for?
- I'm looking for any kind of program
that can make me feel something.
Something like what I used to feel.
Something that makes me feel alive again.
When my boyfriend was alive. - Romantic comedy, okay.
- Romantic comedy. (Sam cackling)
Alright.
So we'll go down here, okay.
So a lot of these are kinda like from the 90s.
- Do you think you're gonna be able
to find something for us to watch?
'Cause I dunno how much longer I can take this.
- No, look, there's a bunch of options.
It's fine. There's a bunch here.
Oh, this is, Ashton Kutcher, this is actually a new one.
It's kind of fun. Him and Reese Witherspoon.
People were making fun of them
'cause they didn't have enough chemistry on the carpets.
- Chemistry?
Chemistry?
That's how my Antonio died in that explosion!
I can't watch a movie about chemistry.
No, no, no, no, no, no! - Okay, okay, okay, okay!
- I will cut you off there, both of you.
I don't see that scene getting much better than that.
Let's say a, I believe $14.99 a month amount of points
for the both of you.
(whimsical flute music)
It's time for our second minigame.
This is a minigame we like to call, Make It Sing.
How it works is, players,
I present you with an object and a sound.
It's your job as best as possible
to try to get said object to make said sound.
Does that make sense?
- Yeah. - Not yet.
- I appreciate the transparency, Jiavani.
I think you will get it in a moment.
Paul, if I could please have the accordion.
- No.
(whimsical orchestral music)
- Thank you, Paul.
you can go ahead and hand that off to Nick.
- Oh, thank God, my wheelhouse.
(Sam cackling)
- Strap yourself in there. - Thank you.
- Nick, want you to listen carefully.
- Yes. - Your sound is-
(soft accordion music)
- Great and you can go ahead and just award me the points.
- And a three, and a two, and a one.
(Nick playing accordion)
♪ Dun dun dun dun ♪
- That had some semblance.
It was a distant semblance, but a semblance nonetheless.
- Why thank you, Sam.
- I gotta say, Nick, right now you're in the lead.
- Thank you.
- [Sam] Go ahead and pass this off to Vic.
(accordion plays) - Can I clarify-
(everyone laughing)
- Honestly, the passing might now be in the lead.
(everyone laughing)
- Can I clarify the rule? - Yes.
- I have to make it make that sound.
- You have to, as best as possible,
make this object make that sound.
- Okay. (everyone laughing)
- I'm noticing you're not strapped in here, Vic.
- I'm perfect. (everyone laughing)
Do I get to hear the sound? - Oh yes.
- You get to hear the sound again.
(soft accordion music)
And a three, and a two, and a one. Take it away.
- Hi, I'm so sorry. What was your name?
- Me? Frencesca. - Yeah.
- Frencesca, hi, I'm Vic.
I was wondering, is that laptop plugged into anything?
(Sam cackling)
Can you bring it here for a second?
(Sam laughing)
Amazing, where are the speakers on that laptop?
And we're just gonna sort of put the speakers through here.
Here, hold on, I'll put that up to my microphone.
Okay, go ahead.
(soft accordion music)
- Now Vic, here's the thing. - Thank you.
- Now wait, wait, wait. Here's the thing.
Did that object make that sound?
- Yeah, 'cause I opened it and,
I opened it and then I pressed, and then we pressed play,
and it went through sort of,
I'm assuming this is the,
the breast of the accordion. - Yes, that's right.
- Wow, okay.
- And I'll say it sounded close.
- Yeah, it did sound close. It sounded close.
And let's play the sound for Jiavani.
(soft accordion music)
(Jiavani playing accordion)
- Oh!
- Jiavani takes this challenge home.
- Handily. - I take the accordion home?
- That was very good.
(smooth jazz music)
- That brings us to round three
where our players must now hold hands
and jump into the abyss together.
- Nick. Vic. - Yes.
- Jiavani
- Jiavani!
- A 1930s movie musical in which they dubbed over
just the singing, here's how this is gonna work.
Vic and Nick,
I'm gonna ask the two of you to play out a scene together.
At some point you will burst into song.
Jiavani, I'm gonna ask you to dub over their singing.
- 'Kay.
- But it's the custodians.
The custodians who keep the whole thing running.
- Oh wow, I'm learning so much about the big city.
Joliet, Illinois.
- That's right. (laughs)
In Joliet, Illinois
there's a few things that you've gotta know.
- Whoa!
♪ A scoop, a scoopety scoop ♪
♪ We came clean up ♪
♪ A scoop, a scoop, a scoopety scoop ♪
♪ We came to clean up ♪
- Hey!
♪ Everybody's dancing a brand new dance ♪
♪ Called the Joliet, hey ya ♪
♪ We are like a-prancing through the town ♪
- Your turn!
♪ And this is our duet, oh ♪
♪ We like to clean up a little bit ♪
♪ We like to clean up a lot ♪
♪ We like to clean up a little bit ♪
♪ That's what makes it hot ♪
♪ The jazz, the jazz is hot when we clean up ♪
♪ So take it on down to town ♪
♪ Everybody likes what we got ♪
♪ So clean it all around ♪
- I will cut you off there, the three of you.
Brilliant singing, brilliant dancing.
Straight at us, "Singing In The Rain".
- "Cleaning In The Rain". (Sam chuckling)
- Let's say
a technicolor amount of points for the three of you.
Your penultimate prompt.
This and one more
and then we all go back to our humdrum lives.
- I can't.
- Nick, Vic, Jiavani
(Jiavani squeals) What was that?
(Nick laughs)
The president's war room decides what to order for dinner.
- It won't be the popular choice,
(Sam laughing)
but it'll be the right choice.
- It's a choice that we have to make
for the people of this room.
- No.
No, somebody's gotta stand up and say something, all right.
- The people are expecting Thai.
- Why did you get into politics in the first place?
- 'Cause I had a rumbly tummy.
- Yeah?
What are the people gonna think
if we don't order a cheeseburger, huh?
What's more American than a cheeseburger?
- We have a duty, McGonigal.
A duty.
- General McGonigal, we have a duty
to get shareable entrees.
- I immigrated to this country from England.
I became a citizen and an elected official.
Not the president,
'cause legally I'm not allowed to be the president-.
- That's right. - That's correct.
- You're from England.
What the hell do you know about food, England?
- What do I know about-
- What the hell do you know about food-
- What do I know about food?
Nothing and that's the point. (Sam wheezing)
- That's the point.
I've got the codes for tapas and I'm gonna put 'em in.
- Wow. So that's it?
- I'm putting 'em in because I've got the seniority.
I've got the security clearance!
- Do not make me, do not make me,
but we will not order tapas, we will not be full.
- Wow! (everyone laughing)
It was "West Wing" until it wasn't!
I think we gotta say a 30 minutes or less
amount of points for the three of you.
Last prompt, say it isn't so.
I don't wanna see these three go either.
- It's a seven-hour prompt though.
- Daily Planet coworkers
won't let Clark Kent leave during a disaster.
- Clark, Clark, I'm gonna need that report
on my desk by five. - Oh, right.
I see ya moving toward the door and I just gotta,
I gotta stop ya.
- Yeah, no, and I'm gonna be right on that, okay.
Gimme five minutes, I gotta run to the-
- I heard that from you before. (chuckling)
So I'm just thinking maybe if you take care of it now
I don't have to talk to you again.
- The report is done, basically.
If you can just print it for me, that would actually rock-
- Clark. - Yep.
- Jodi broke up with me! - Oh no!
- [Jiavani] Oh my God, not Jodi-
- She said that the chemistry wasn't there anymore.
I said, "Can we go to therapy?"
She didn't even want to consider it-
- What is that? - Oh!
- Oh my, you know what, Clark?
- Yep. - I just remembered.
- It's Amelia's birthday and we're all gonna be singing.
- Cake! - And having cake.
- And I'll go get the cake.
- Oh no, the cake's already in the break room.
- It's in the break room. - It's in the break room.
- Clark, it's in the break room, Clark.
- Oh no!
My stomach. (Nick gasps)
- Oh my gosh. - I gotta get to the bathroom.
- Just gimme one minute, okay.
- Oh, Clark, Clark, Clark, Clark, Clark!
The bathroom's right here, Clark.
- [Vic] And I forgot. So let me go ahead and get in there.
- Awesome. Great, great.
And I just gotta, sorry, just real-
- Okay, great.
I'm a superhero. (everyone laughs)
- And cut.
Absolutely brilliant work, the three of you.
A corporate ladder amount of points for the three of you.
That brings us to the end of our show.
Our winner this eve.
Jiavani.
Jiavani, you are the recipient
of the coveted Golden Ear.
- Jiavani!
And this is for Steve Waldron, my dad.
That does it for us here as "Make Some Noise".
Tune in next time for more of the game samer.
I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me.
Good night.
(smooth jazz music)