1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,840 - [Sam] Tonight, old grainy footage of Sasquatch, 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:08,840 it's Nick Mandernach. (Nick making Sasquatch noises) 3 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:14,100 A student showing up late to class, it's Vic Michaelis. 4 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,000 - So sorry I'm late. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,830 My stepdad Rick stopped at McDonald's 6 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:18,930 for breakfast sandwiches. 7 00:00:18,930 --> 00:00:21,210 - [Sam] And running cold 8 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:24,360 from the pool to the hot tub, it's Jiavani. 9 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,316 - I'm still sexy, I'm still sexy! 10 00:00:26,316 --> 00:00:29,508 (Jiavani panting and sighing) 11 00:00:29,508 --> 00:00:31,544 - [Sam] They're all here to- 12 00:00:31,544 --> 00:00:35,002 - [All] Make some noise! 13 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:37,913 (smooth jazz beat) 14 00:00:45,690 --> 00:00:47,670 - This is "Make Some Noise," 15 00:00:47,670 --> 00:00:50,250 The game's so good we spun it off unchanged. 16 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,600 I am your host, Sam Reich. 17 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,800 This is how the show works. 18 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,710 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 19 00:00:55,710 --> 00:01:00,210 our players have never seen before. 20 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:01,590 Isn't that right, players? 21 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:02,673 - Oh yeah. - Maybe. 22 00:01:02,673 --> 00:01:04,410 - I've never seen anything before. 23 00:01:04,410 --> 00:01:06,270 - Jiavani's coming into this fresh. 24 00:01:06,270 --> 00:01:08,880 - What's the world outside of this? I don't know. 25 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,140 - They will to the best of their ability 26 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:10,973 fulfill those prompts. 27 00:01:10,973 --> 00:01:12,540 I will award them corresponding points 28 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:16,890 and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear. 29 00:01:16,890 --> 00:01:19,050 Unless they never leave the studio, 30 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:21,480 in which case they will remain here with it. 31 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,430 Players, are you ready to rumble? 32 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:24,263 - Ooh yeah. - Oh yeah. 33 00:01:24,263 --> 00:01:26,010 - Yes, I'm ready to rumble! 34 00:01:26,010 --> 00:01:29,103 - Vic's not sure. - I'm so scared! Yes! 35 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:32,610 - Let's start with a warmup round of sorts 36 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:34,080 to ease you into this. 37 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,210 An amuse-bouche, if you will. 38 00:01:36,210 --> 00:01:37,710 Something to wet the palette. 39 00:01:37,710 --> 00:01:38,543 Nick. 40 00:01:38,543 --> 00:01:39,600 - I'm sorry, did you say Nick or Vic? 41 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,433 - Or Vic? - Nick. 42 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,310 - Oh, okay. Thank you. 43 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:45,660 - Counting down as the anesthesia kicks in. 44 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,864 - Doesn't really work on me, so make sure you up that. 45 00:01:47,864 --> 00:01:50,120 (Sam and Jiavani laugh) 46 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,715 Ten. 47 00:01:51,715 --> 00:01:53,251 Nine. 48 00:01:53,251 --> 00:01:54,084 Eight. 49 00:01:55,001 --> 00:01:55,834 Nine. 50 00:01:56,935 --> 00:01:57,768 Eight. 51 00:01:58,677 --> 00:01:59,510 Seven. 52 00:02:00,547 --> 00:02:03,287 Six. Five, doesn't work on me! 53 00:02:03,287 --> 00:02:04,904 Four. 54 00:02:04,904 --> 00:02:06,290 3, 2, 1. 55 00:02:06,290 --> 00:02:07,419 Three! 56 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:08,252 Four! 57 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:10,020 I'm not trying to not make it work. 58 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:10,980 I want it to work. 59 00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:11,813 Four. 60 00:02:12,996 --> 00:02:13,829 3, 2, 1. 61 00:02:15,422 --> 00:02:18,507 (Nick breathing heavily) 62 00:02:18,507 --> 00:02:19,710 (Jiavani giggling) 63 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:22,680 - I love that you created a whole character for the game! 64 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,080 Yeah, let's say 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 65 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:25,980 1 amount points for you. 66 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:28,140 - It's a warm up! - That's so many points! 67 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:31,470 - I didn't count, but it might be in the billions. 68 00:02:31,470 --> 00:02:32,580 - Ooh, strong start. 69 00:02:32,580 --> 00:02:33,900 - No, that's fine, I'm ready. 70 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,090 - Vic, I'm sorry about this one. 71 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:40,110 A contentious note to the whole apartment building. 72 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:40,943 - That's fine. 73 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,450 Excuse me, I was hoping to use that desk. 74 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:47,070 Can I use the desk for a second please? 75 00:02:47,070 --> 00:02:47,903 - You want me to- 76 00:02:47,903 --> 00:02:48,900 - Yeah, I need the desk for a second. 77 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:50,640 Thank you. - I'll trade places with you. 78 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:53,307 (Jiavani yelps) 79 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:57,120 (Sam giggling) 80 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:00,687 Dear residents of the Fontana, oh, it works. 81 00:03:00,687 --> 00:03:02,550 (Jiavani laughing) 82 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:05,463 I have noticed several children entering the building. 83 00:03:05,463 --> 00:03:06,720 Hmm, that's weird. 84 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,157 I thought last time I read the bylaws it said 85 00:03:09,157 --> 00:03:11,310 "no kids allowed." 86 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:14,497 That's sooooooooo weird. 87 00:03:14,497 --> 00:03:17,790 That's sooooooooo weird. 88 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:20,490 I expect all children to be out by next Tuesday. 89 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:21,840 If you have an issue with that, 90 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,640 you can find me in apartment 6B. 91 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,020 Or honestly, better yet, 92 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,970 take it up with the police 93 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:28,920 because that's where all of your things will be. 94 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,658 XO, XO. Hope to see you all the barbecue, Cindy. 95 00:03:31,658 --> 00:03:32,580 (everyone giggling) 96 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:35,070 - Wow, Vic. 97 00:03:35,070 --> 00:03:38,025 What a nightmare. 98 00:03:38,025 --> 00:03:39,090 - Thank you. 99 00:03:39,090 --> 00:03:41,970 - A security deposit amount points for you. 100 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:44,400 Or make that double security. 101 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,233 - Thank you. 102 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:47,489 - Love the space work, Vic. - I appreciate that. 103 00:03:47,489 --> 00:03:48,360 - I really appreciate that. 104 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,750 I got scared by the sounds that that machine was making. 105 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,663 - Decided to stop. Jiavani. 106 00:03:53,663 --> 00:03:56,967 - Did you say Jiavani or Vic? (everyone laughing) 107 00:03:56,967 --> 00:03:58,320 - Jiavani. - Yeah. 108 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:02,050 - An old-timey phonograph. 109 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:06,882 ♪ Oh, welcome to the album ♪ 110 00:04:06,882 --> 00:04:11,882 ♪ This is the first song on the album ♪ 111 00:04:11,975 --> 00:04:16,290 ♪ Everybody wants to be a farmer ♪ 112 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:20,320 ♪ A farmer in this time ♪ 113 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,097 - Did I do it? (Sam cackling) 114 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:26,010 - You know, in between the laughs, 115 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:28,204 Jiavani, I think you struck gold. 116 00:04:28,204 --> 00:04:29,040 - Yes. 117 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,667 - I do just wanna make sure I heard you correctly. 118 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:33,337 "This is the first song on the album" 119 00:04:33,337 --> 00:04:35,220 "Everyone wants to be a farmer" 120 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:38,790 - Yeah, it's Ella Fitzgerald. - Yes! 121 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:42,000 - Gonna say 1954 amount of points for you. 122 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,500 Nick with an N. 123 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,390 - I'm sorry, did you say Niavani? 124 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:47,130 (Sam cackling) 125 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:50,310 - [Sam] A bouncer on Noah's Ark. 126 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:51,720 - All right. 127 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:52,553 Turtle one. 128 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:56,820 Thank you much. (Jiavani and Vic giggling) 129 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:57,933 Turtle two. 130 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:00,963 Thank you much. 131 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,657 And third turtle, you know you're not on here. 132 00:05:04,657 --> 00:05:06,524 Yeah, you gotta go, yeah. 133 00:05:06,524 --> 00:05:08,910 Thank you. Thank you, appreciate that. 134 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:09,993 Lion number one. 135 00:05:10,830 --> 00:05:13,500 Doing well, thank you. Thank you for asking. 136 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,638 Lion two. Thank you. 137 00:05:15,638 --> 00:05:18,739 It's kind of chill in there right now. Wait 30 or 40. 138 00:05:18,739 --> 00:05:21,960 (everyone laughing) 139 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,933 And third turtle, you are not, 140 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:27,420 third turtle, you're not on here. 141 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:28,470 You know it. 142 00:05:28,470 --> 00:05:30,383 I'm gonna respect you, I'm gonna ask you to respect me, 143 00:05:30,383 --> 00:05:32,280 and you just go ahead and make your way to the back. 144 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,363 Thank you very much. 145 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:37,860 Third turtle, I'm sorry. 146 00:05:37,860 --> 00:05:39,540 - I'll cut you off there, Nick. 147 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,220 A Before Christ amount of points for you. 148 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:43,435 That might unfortunately set you into the negatives. 149 00:05:43,435 --> 00:05:45,092 - Yes, yes. 150 00:05:45,092 --> 00:05:46,860 - Vic. - That is my name. 151 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:51,860 - Thinking every restaurant has a secret menu. 152 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:56,793 - Okay yeah, I will take fries for sure, a milkshake. 153 00:06:01,650 --> 00:06:04,370 What else you got? (Sam laughing) 154 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:05,547 No, no, no, I'm gonna take the fries and the milkshake, 155 00:06:05,547 --> 00:06:07,817 but what else you got, right? 156 00:06:07,817 --> 00:06:11,820 I saw something on TikTok where it sort of said that, sorry, 157 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:14,790 where it sort of said that you could put cheese 158 00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:18,030 on top of a blizzard and then you can sort of mix that up 159 00:06:18,030 --> 00:06:19,170 and so then the Oreos and the cheese 160 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,220 sort of brings out the flavor. 161 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:21,960 So I was just wondering maybe, 162 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,360 you know what, maybe, and then a lemonade. 163 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,260 I know you don't do that here, 164 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,360 but I was wondering if maybe I could try a lemonade. 165 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,860 Okay, yeah, what do you think? 166 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,790 No, you don't do that here? 167 00:06:32,790 --> 00:06:33,943 What else you got? 168 00:06:33,943 --> 00:06:38,220 - Before you topple off, oh boy. 169 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,650 - My dad is gonna watch this, Sam. Come on. 170 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,991 - Let's say a... - Come on. 171 00:06:42,991 --> 00:06:44,050 - $7.99 meal. 172 00:06:44,050 --> 00:06:45,570 - Yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it. 173 00:06:45,570 --> 00:06:46,403 - That's pretty good. - I'll take. Thank you. 174 00:06:46,403 --> 00:06:48,310 Thank you. I appreciate that, thank you. 175 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:49,500 - Jiavani. - Jiavani! 176 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:52,583 - A "chef's table" chef describes their pretentious dish. 177 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:55,200 - A "chef's table" chef describes their pretentious dish. 178 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,760 - Yeah, so what I have for you today is 179 00:06:58,872 --> 00:07:00,543 a plate of your kids' hair. 180 00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:03,330 I've fricasseed it, 181 00:07:03,330 --> 00:07:07,950 I have done a fermented egg yolk onto the curls. 182 00:07:07,950 --> 00:07:10,050 I can see that your kids' hair was blonde 183 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:12,330 and is becoming brown. 184 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:15,090 And I have eradicated that 185 00:07:15,090 --> 00:07:19,090 and made it into a beautiful bouffant 186 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:21,600 in a jello mold. 187 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,430 You know a lot of people haven't seen the jello mold 188 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:24,510 in a long time. 189 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,150 But I brought it back for this one occasion. 190 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:30,180 And whether you enjoy it or not, I don't care. 191 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:32,370 - I will cut you off there, Jiavani. 192 00:07:32,370 --> 00:07:34,560 - And of course the secret ingredient was my child's hair. 193 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,358 - It was not only the secret ingredient, 194 00:07:36,358 --> 00:07:37,627 it was- - The ingredient. 195 00:07:37,627 --> 00:07:40,380 - We'll say 18 courses worth of points for you. 196 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:42,120 - My dad's gonna be proud of me. 197 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:42,960 - Oh, congratulations. 198 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,270 - Is everybody's dad watching the show? 199 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:47,400 - Shout out to the dads. - Hi, Steve. 200 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,720 - Nick. - Present. 201 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:53,580 - The most annoying person on the lifeboat. 202 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,384 - Beyond grateful to be here with you guys. 203 00:07:55,384 --> 00:07:57,510 (everyone laughing) 204 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,460 Honestly. Think about it. 205 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:01,470 For us to be alive in this moment 206 00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:03,390 with everything everyone has gone through, 207 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:04,980 and I'm not just talking about the ship sinking 208 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,180 'cause I know that actually 209 00:08:06,180 --> 00:08:07,530 the hardships that I'm seeing here 210 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,390 ascend so far beyond that. 211 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:11,130 And for y'all to just be here 212 00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:13,020 and just being present here with me, 213 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:14,790 I just wanna say that I don't take that for granted. 214 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:16,170 Not for a moment do I. 215 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:18,750 Denise, I know you're about to pass away and before you do, 216 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:21,990 I just wanna come to you and just say that 217 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:23,400 when I was on the Carnival Cruise, 218 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,830 you were the first person who was nice to me. 219 00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:27,630 I'm serious, and I was like, "That's character," 220 00:08:27,630 --> 00:08:29,340 because I had nothing to give to you 221 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:30,360 and you gave everything to me. 222 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,420 So I just wanna say I see you, I regret eating you, 223 00:08:33,420 --> 00:08:38,100 and thank you for your body. (everyone laughing) 224 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:42,150 - Nick, oh my god, I am absolutely eating that man. 225 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,440 - All right, yes. 226 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,480 That's after rescue. After rescue. 227 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,890 - I am hunting him down. 228 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:49,528 - I saw a lot of myself in that character. 229 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:51,030 I feel very attacked. 230 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,220 - Somehow, it's both most annoying person on the lifeboat, 231 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:56,220 it's also me on Molly. - Oh yeah, yes. 232 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:59,130 Let's say dead in minutes amount of points to you. 233 00:08:59,130 --> 00:09:00,510 Vic, I thought I'd give you a break 234 00:09:00,510 --> 00:09:01,710 from the very physical props 235 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:03,210 that you've been opting to do so far. 236 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,770 - Thank you. 237 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:08,043 - A witness on the local news wants you to know 238 00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:09,753 that she can do Tae Kwon Do. 239 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,660 - Yeah, I mean it's a quiet town. 240 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:15,900 Often you don't see break-ins on cars and things like that. 241 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:19,323 Kids sort of run around the street and, oh, there's a, 242 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:21,450 sorry, there's a fly. 243 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:22,283 There's a fly. 244 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:25,350 And it's just one of those things that kids, 245 00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:27,960 kids do feel safe to be around the neighborhood 246 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:28,800 and things like that. 247 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,290 And I just don't totally understand 248 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:33,630 why people would come into this community 249 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:35,490 and try and cause problems. 250 00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:38,040 And I do think (inhales) 251 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:40,710 it'd be an issue, right. 252 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,883 And so it's the kind of thing where I just, 253 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,250 I don't really know what the motive was. 254 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,040 And I think that that is what is scariest 255 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,170 about being on the receiving end 256 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:51,561 of something terrible like this, ha! 257 00:09:52,470 --> 00:09:53,430 So yeah, I live here. 258 00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:55,530 So if you have any additional questions 259 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:58,763 you should absolutely let me know. 260 00:09:58,763 --> 00:10:02,193 - I will cut you off there, Vic. 261 00:10:02,193 --> 00:10:04,020 My God. 262 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,090 Green belt, orange belt, black belt, brown belt? 263 00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:08,130 - I'm a second degree black belt. 264 00:10:08,130 --> 00:10:10,020 - I am an orange belt in karate. 265 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,130 - Is that true? - It is true. 266 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:13,284 - And you could kick my sorry ass. 267 00:10:13,284 --> 00:10:15,330 - Yes I could. - Yeah. 268 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:17,496 - Jiavani. Last- - Jiavani! 269 00:10:19,029 --> 00:10:20,340 - Jiavani! 270 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:22,095 - It's never too late to start a catchphrase. 271 00:10:22,095 --> 00:10:23,550 - Jiavani! 272 00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:24,810 - I wanna do it again. 273 00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:26,700 Jiavani. - Jiavani! 274 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:29,610 Last prompt of round one. 275 00:10:29,610 --> 00:10:32,444 That one friend who takes karaoke too seriously. 276 00:10:32,444 --> 00:10:35,719 That one friend who takes karaoke too seriously. 277 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,834 - (giggling) Oh my god, I'm so drunk. 278 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:41,774 What song did I even put in, oh my god. 279 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,522 ♪ And I am telling you ♪ 280 00:10:44,522 --> 00:10:46,863 ♪ I'm not going ♪ 281 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,848 Shh, no, I don't need backup. 282 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:52,389 ♪ You're the best man I've ever known ♪ 283 00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:53,222 ♪ And there's no way ♪ 284 00:10:53,222 --> 00:10:54,437 This isn't, no, this isn't, okay, okay. 285 00:10:54,437 --> 00:10:55,770 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 286 00:10:55,770 --> 00:10:57,795 I need it in the key of B. 287 00:10:57,795 --> 00:11:01,279 ♪ And I am telling you ♪ 288 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:04,350 ♪ I'm not going ♪ 289 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:06,279 Is everybody looking? Is everybody looking at me? 290 00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:09,279 (Jiavani grumbling) 291 00:11:10,830 --> 00:11:12,579 Oh my god, I'm so drunk. 292 00:11:12,579 --> 00:11:15,360 - That is an edit, Jiavani. 293 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,270 Everything I could have wanted and more. 294 00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:21,203 - I don't even, I was drunk, I don't even- 295 00:11:21,203 --> 00:11:25,230 - A three and a two and a one amount of points for you. 296 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,725 - That's six points. 297 00:11:26,725 --> 00:11:28,020 (whimsical flute music) 298 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,780 - It's time for our first mini game. 299 00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:31,890 - Yeah! 300 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:34,650 - This is a little mini game we like to call Name That. 301 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:37,260 In this case, name that facial hair. 302 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,670 Basically, how it works, players, 303 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:41,160 is I'm gonna show you a picture of facial hair 304 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,130 that does not exist in the real world. 305 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:45,420 You are gonna buzz in 306 00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:48,810 and pitch me a name for that facial hair. 307 00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:49,980 Make sense? - Mm hmm. 308 00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,873 Let's do it. Facial hair number one. 309 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,753 Vic. 310 00:11:53,753 --> 00:11:57,510 - Evelyn Tucci, the paternal grandmother of Stanley Tucci. 311 00:11:57,510 --> 00:12:00,810 Sort of hardworking from somewhere in Northern Ireland. 312 00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:03,360 Came over here, was cleaning hotel rooms for a long time, 313 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,490 and then worked her way up to start a small bakery. 314 00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:08,850 - Now Vic, I am 100% sure that you buzzed in 315 00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:11,760 before seeing this photo. (everyone laughing) 316 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,210 So I love that answer and I'm gonna disqualify it. 317 00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:16,043 - What! 318 00:12:18,225 --> 00:12:20,100 - This is of course, the scuba mask. 319 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,690 - Scuba mask. 320 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,607 That's really good, Nick. 321 00:12:23,607 --> 00:12:25,683 And a good deal more succinct. 322 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:27,653 Jiavani. 323 00:12:27,653 --> 00:12:29,100 - This is of course the face divider. 324 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:31,800 - It is rather the face divider. 325 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:35,250 But I think this particular point is going to go to Nick. 326 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,693 Next facial hair. 327 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:39,053 Vic. 328 00:12:39,053 --> 00:12:39,886 - So Evelyn Tucci, 329 00:12:39,886 --> 00:12:41,280 I think an important thing to know about her, 330 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,910 she did not miss a single one of Stanley's plays growing up. 331 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:47,580 He was in an off Broadway production of "The Little Mermaid" 332 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,980 but it was also not technically Disney brand. 333 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:52,830 And that was tough because it was bad, right. 334 00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:55,320 But she sat through all eight performances. 335 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,360 Non-union. Touring. 336 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,063 - The weirdest bit you've ever committed to. 337 00:13:00,909 --> 00:13:03,987 - This is of course Terrible News Delivered While Shaving. 338 00:13:03,987 --> 00:13:05,760 (Sam laughing) 339 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,490 - I'm going to give that point to Nick. 340 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:10,563 - Was that Vic? - Next facial hair. 341 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,040 - Jiavani. (Jiavani sneezes) 342 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,423 - I like that a lot. 343 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,405 Vic. 344 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,193 - The icicle. - The icicle- 345 00:13:19,193 --> 00:13:21,600 - Was the name of the first vehicle 346 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,580 that Evelyn Tucci ever bought with her own money. 347 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:25,770 She was married and got divorced later in life. 348 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:27,600 It was really difficult for her to afford things 349 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:30,510 because back in the day women couldn't have bank accounts. 350 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:34,840 - I might have given it to you if you stopped. 351 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,480 (everyone laughing) 352 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:40,320 But I am going to give it to Jiavani, I'm afraid. 353 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,153 - Okay, I understand. 354 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,620 I'm hearing the note and I'm taking the note. 355 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:44,130 (everyone laughing) 356 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:45,153 - Next up. 357 00:13:46,222 --> 00:13:48,390 - Nick. - Viral infection. 358 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:52,770 - [Sam] It does rather look like a viral infection. 359 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:53,970 - The, 360 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:56,370 Sam, it's International Women's Month, 361 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,320 and for some reason you hate Evelyn Tucci. 362 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,923 Do you have an answer for that? 363 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,610 (Sam cackling) 364 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:05,550 - I just don't see what it has particularly to do 365 00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:06,870 with this minigame. 366 00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:09,150 - I hear you and I'm listening. Thank you. 367 00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,760 - Nick. This is Odd Shave October. 368 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,930 - Oh, odd- 369 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:14,190 - We've done No Shave November, 370 00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:15,750 but this is in October. - Odd Shave October. 371 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:16,980 This is how you kinda show support. 372 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:17,813 - I like it a lot, Nick. 373 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:21,150 I think I am gonna give it to you for viral infection. 374 00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:22,383 Last one. 375 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,799 Very unattractive. - Circle. 376 00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,088 (Nick laughing) 377 00:14:27,088 --> 00:14:28,023 - Circle. 378 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:31,110 - This is Eileen PaTucci. 379 00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,150 Actually, this is the Eileen PaTucci as we all know. 380 00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:34,590 She pioneered this. 381 00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:38,123 - Wow. Really not letting me escape from my prison. 382 00:14:38,123 --> 00:14:40,830 I think I am going to give this one to Vic 383 00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,240 for their discipline. 384 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,280 - Here we go. We did it. 385 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,277 Thank you. 386 00:14:45,277 --> 00:14:48,123 - Evelyn! Evelyn! - I appreciate that. 387 00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:49,710 - Vic, that was so disciplined. 388 00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:51,120 - I really appreciate that. Thank you. 389 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,097 - Vic. - The Evelyn Tucci. 390 00:14:53,097 --> 00:14:54,430 (everyone laughing) 391 00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:56,320 - The round's over! - I got the point! 392 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:00,510 - The round's over! - Okay, then cut it! 393 00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:01,470 - Tallying up the points here, 394 00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:04,380 it looks like the winner of that mini game was 395 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,781 Vic Michaelis? - Whoa! 396 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:08,737 I'm not sure how that happened, but- 397 00:15:08,737 --> 00:15:10,147 - No, it's fine. Don't question it. 398 00:15:10,147 --> 00:15:12,660 (chill drum beat) 399 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:15,030 - That brings us to round two 400 00:15:15,030 --> 00:15:18,060 where our players will now test their talents 401 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:20,733 in teams of two. 402 00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:22,770 Nick. 403 00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:23,603 Vic. 404 00:15:23,603 --> 00:15:26,190 - Sorry, was that Nick and Vic or Vic and Nick? 405 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,581 - It was, take your pick. 406 00:15:28,581 --> 00:15:29,670 - Hey. - Wow. 407 00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:31,320 - I'll be here all night, folks. 408 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,570 I've been here all day. (Nick laughing) 409 00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:37,590 Two firefighters with wildly different approaches 410 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:39,303 to fighting fires. 411 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:41,763 - Talk it down. 412 00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:45,540 The flames, talk 'em down. (Jiavani giggling) 413 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:47,519 - You gotta let 'em burn or they're not gonna learn. 414 00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:49,140 (Sam cackling) 415 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,940 - Sure, look, at certain points of course. 416 00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:53,310 But look, moreso you've gotta engage them 417 00:15:53,310 --> 00:15:54,930 and understand where they're coming from. 418 00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:56,760 Maybe they're right to burn. 419 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,060 - Oh, you think that the fire's right to burn? 420 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:03,930 (Jiavani making fire noises) 421 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,780 - Without a doubt and I've been there. 422 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,110 (Sam cackling) 423 00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,460 The thing I want you to understand is- 424 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,443 - Pants are on fire. - Oh God! 425 00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:13,383 - Jeez! 426 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:15,083 - Watch me. 427 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,440 Hi, what's your name? (Jiavani growling) 428 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,821 Okay. I've met a lot of fires. 429 00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:24,003 I don't know if we've met before. 430 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,593 I gotta be somewhere. You gonna put yourself out or what? 431 00:16:27,593 --> 00:16:28,890 (Jiavani grumbling) 432 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:32,430 Yeah, that's what I thought. (Sam giggling) 433 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,353 - I hate that that works. 434 00:16:34,353 --> 00:16:35,910 - Wow. 435 00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:38,820 Sometimes you just gotta let him wear themselves out. 436 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,281 - Yeah, let 'em do a couple laps. 437 00:16:40,281 --> 00:16:42,180 They'll get tired and they'll stop. 438 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:45,270 - Yeah, let's say a scalding amount of points 439 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,610 for the both of you. - Wow. Amazing. 440 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:49,860 Vic and Jiavani. 441 00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:52,560 Abstinence-only youth group leaders 442 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,383 who have definitely had sex with each other. 443 00:16:56,317 --> 00:16:57,150 - You go. 444 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,331 - Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. 445 00:16:58,331 --> 00:17:00,481 I'll do it. (Sam cackling) 446 00:17:00,481 --> 00:17:02,370 You gotta back me up though when I say stuff. 447 00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:05,995 - Oh, I'ma back you up. (Sam cackling) 448 00:17:05,995 --> 00:17:07,210 - Don't. (snickering) 449 00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,880 Okay. Okay. 450 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,020 Hey. - Aye. 451 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:11,130 God's kids. 452 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:14,490 Today we're gonna be talking about your flower. 453 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:15,323 As you can see, 454 00:17:15,323 --> 00:17:18,810 we put a piece of duct tape on all of your arms. 455 00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:21,720 And when you rip it off, go ahead, rip it off. 456 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,770 - Yeah, rip it right off. 457 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,450 - See you rip your hair off. - Do it, rip it. 458 00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:27,150 - You try to put it back on and it won't go back on. 459 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:30,150 And that's what losing your virginity is like. 460 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,089 - Not that I mind a little bit of hair. 461 00:17:32,089 --> 00:17:33,870 (everyone laughing) 462 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:36,180 - But when you try to put that tape back on, 463 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,890 it's never the same. - It's not the same. 464 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,658 It's never the same. - Sometimes it's better. 465 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,247 (Sam cackling) 466 00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:43,668 - You can't say that. - I'm not saying that. 467 00:17:43,668 --> 00:17:46,410 - I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. 468 00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:50,549 I didn't say anything. - Stop, stop, stop. 469 00:17:50,549 --> 00:17:51,450 - Stop, I'm doing something. 470 00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:52,929 - Don't have sex before you get married- 471 00:17:52,929 --> 00:17:53,762 - Don't do it. 472 00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:55,900 - Don't even think about it. - Not what God wants- 473 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:59,190 - Don't even look at it, okay. 474 00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:01,290 Look, does this look fun to you? 475 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,076 - That's not fun. - Does this look fun? 476 00:18:03,076 --> 00:18:05,820 - That's not fun! - Does this look fun? 477 00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:08,250 - Does it look like I'm having a good time right now? 478 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,780 I'm on the floor. 479 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,143 Do you know how hard it's gonna be to get back up? 480 00:18:11,143 --> 00:18:14,133 - I hate this. This brings me further from God. 481 00:18:15,145 --> 00:18:17,261 - Oh no! - No! 482 00:18:17,261 --> 00:18:19,417 No! - No! No! 483 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,500 - No! - No! 484 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,320 - God, there's just something about 485 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,540 that little lean into the shoulder 486 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,818 that says teenage romance to me so much. 487 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,940 - I've been to church camp. 488 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:35,273 - When you turn 18 amount at points for the two of you. 489 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,347 Jiavani. - Jiavani! 490 00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:39,095 And Nick. - Jiavani! 491 00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:41,640 (Sam and Jiavani cackling) 492 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:46,640 - A finance bro in a British period romance. 493 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:50,220 - Celia, I have seen you from afar for so long. 494 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:53,207 And you know what? Your body's banging. 495 00:18:53,207 --> 00:18:57,870 And I've got to tell you now before all does wither away, 496 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:02,073 because your hair is so silky, it's silky as hell. 497 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,560 All the money in the world 498 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,420 would be better than being with you, 499 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:09,840 but I do want to be with someone. 500 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,720 - I'm not going to invest again. 501 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,713 Not again. 502 00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:16,897 Not in these digital portraits. 503 00:19:16,897 --> 00:19:19,290 - It's like you don't trust me. 504 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:22,218 Digital portraits are the future. 505 00:19:22,218 --> 00:19:26,700 - It's not that I don't trust you, Eric. 506 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,620 It's just that it's happened so many times. 507 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:30,660 There's been so many schemes. 508 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,607 - You know what? You're not that good looking anyway. 509 00:19:32,607 --> 00:19:34,800 - Oh, and it comes out! 510 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,200 - You resemble my horse a little too much. 511 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,330 - Oh, are you such a catch? 512 00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:40,830 Look at all your failed schemes! 513 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:43,830 The rap label. What even is rap? 514 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:46,380 Protein shakes? 515 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:51,155 - And look how beautifully swole I do be. 516 00:19:51,155 --> 00:19:54,715 - It's not healthy muscle, Eric! 517 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:58,410 - And I will cut you off there. 518 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:03,060 We'll say, you know, 1878 amount of points. 519 00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:06,960 That brings us all the way back to Nick and Vic. 520 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,090 - Oh baby. 521 00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:12,250 - Cops doing forensics after an "oops, all berries" incident 522 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,883 - Cops doing forensics after an "oops, all berries" incident 523 00:20:14,883 --> 00:20:17,820 at the cereal factory. 524 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,413 - Oh! Sorry. 525 00:20:20,405 --> 00:20:21,330 It's just a lot of berries. 526 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:23,003 - You're gonna puke, go outside. 527 00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:24,600 - No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. 528 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,411 It's just, God, you gotta admit it's a lot of berries. 529 00:20:27,411 --> 00:20:30,923 It's just, God, you gotta admit it's a lot of berries. 530 00:20:30,923 --> 00:20:32,730 - I don't wanna hear it, rook. 531 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:33,840 If this is your first time, 532 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,420 then I'm not gonna be the one to break it to you, okay. 533 00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:37,290 Get outta here. 534 00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:38,700 Two shots to the back of the head. 535 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,440 Captain Crunch, deceased on the scene. 536 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,660 No evidence of break-in. 537 00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:44,700 I think it's an inside job. 538 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,080 Friend to lover maybe. 539 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,060 I'm seeing two glasses of milk. 540 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,320 What does that say? 541 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,020 - Chief, you're not gonna like it. 542 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:56,700 It's three glasses of milk. (Sam cackling) 543 00:20:56,700 --> 00:21:00,083 - Nice work. (Sam laughing) 544 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:03,173 Chocolate. 545 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,213 - The Count. 546 00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:08,713 - Bring him in, boys. - Bring him in. 547 00:21:08,713 --> 00:21:10,437 - I'll cut you off there. 548 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,730 - Oh, you guys are bringing in the chocolate, guy? 549 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,460 - Yeah. (laughing) 550 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:16,020 - Part of a complete breakfast amount of points 551 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:17,866 for the two of you. - Yeah. 552 00:21:17,866 --> 00:21:19,405 - Vic. Jiavani. - Yes. 553 00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:20,238 - Jiavani! 554 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,586 - It's almost like I've summoned a Pokemon. 555 00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:23,955 (Jiavani giggling) 556 00:21:23,955 --> 00:21:25,655 - I would like to be in a little ball all day 557 00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:26,670 and come out, "Jiavani!" 558 00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,563 And then really fuck shit up. 559 00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:34,527 - Toxic cheer coaches give a pep talk. 560 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,030 - Okay ladies, 561 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,350 hands on hips, smiles on lips, 562 00:21:37,350 --> 00:21:39,810 thinking chocolate chips and chicken strips. 563 00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:42,090 - Smiles on lips, chicken strips. 564 00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:43,773 - Okay, Nationals are in- 565 00:21:45,455 --> 00:21:48,030 - Two days. - Two days! 566 00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:50,580 - What have we done? Let's see a full out. 567 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:51,933 Tucker, go. 568 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,870 - Tucker. - Oh. 569 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:57,540 - Tucker. What the fuck-er? - Aye. 570 00:21:58,674 --> 00:21:59,700 - Okay, okay. 571 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,110 I wasn't gonna put it like that, but yeah, 572 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:02,790 that was not good. - Somebody had to say it. 573 00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:05,070 And you did. - Somebody had to say it. 574 00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:05,970 - So here's what we're gonna do. 575 00:22:05,970 --> 00:22:07,350 We're gonna run the whole thing from the top. 576 00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:09,870 Diana, Crystalline, Declan, Tucker, 577 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:13,710 we want all of you in the front row smiling. 578 00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,330 Hands on hips, smiles on lips. 579 00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:17,130 Thinking of shopping trips. 580 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:19,830 - And chicken strips. - And chocolate chips. 581 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:22,331 - Y'all wanna see your sixth birthdays, 582 00:22:22,331 --> 00:22:26,220 I suggest you lay off the cake. 583 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,860 - Here we go. And a 5, 6, 7, 8. 584 00:22:28,860 --> 00:22:31,920 Tucker, and okay. So they're, okay. 585 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,343 - It's like Tucker don't even wanna be here. 586 00:22:34,343 --> 00:22:36,480 - Well, you can ask him. Tucker, do you wanna be here? 587 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,710 Don't cry. Stand up. 588 00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:41,670 - If you cry, you gon get tears on this floor. 589 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:43,170 And if this mat gets wet 590 00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:45,300 and one of my girls who is tucking and rolling 591 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,760 better than you, Tucker the fucker, 592 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,050 I'll be very upset. 593 00:22:49,050 --> 00:22:50,880 So suck them tears back in your face! 594 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,410 - Honey, I love you and I'll see you at home, okay. 595 00:22:52,410 --> 00:22:53,744 So you just go ahead and you take- 596 00:22:53,744 --> 00:22:55,080 - And cut! 597 00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:00,080 I wanna see an entire documentary about that cheer team. 598 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,300 Let's say a running away with Nationals 599 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,807 amount of points for the both of you. 600 00:23:04,807 --> 00:23:06,575 - That's huge. 601 00:23:06,575 --> 00:23:08,127 - Jiavani. - Jiavani! 602 00:23:08,127 --> 00:23:11,103 - And Nick. - Nick! 603 00:23:11,103 --> 00:23:14,190 - Jiavani! - Nick! Nick, Nick! 604 00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:16,565 - Honestly, I kind of wish this was the prompt. 605 00:23:16,565 --> 00:23:18,450 (Nick laughing) 606 00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:19,770 But here it is instead. 607 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:23,400 A hard boiled detective and femme fatale 608 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,150 decide what to watch on Netflix. 609 00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:28,800 - What kind of program are you looking for? 610 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,350 - I'm looking for any kind of program 611 00:23:31,350 --> 00:23:33,480 that can make me feel something. 612 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,760 Something like what I used to feel. 613 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,550 Something that makes me feel alive again. 614 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,451 When my boyfriend was alive. - Romantic comedy, okay. 615 00:23:40,451 --> 00:23:41,883 - Romantic comedy. (Sam cackling) 616 00:23:41,883 --> 00:23:42,990 Alright. 617 00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:43,823 So we'll go down here, okay. 618 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,133 So a lot of these are kinda like from the 90s. 619 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:46,966 - Do you think you're gonna be able 620 00:23:46,966 --> 00:23:49,620 to find something for us to watch? 621 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:52,741 'Cause I dunno how much longer I can take this. 622 00:23:52,741 --> 00:23:53,880 - No, look, there's a bunch of options. 623 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,620 It's fine. There's a bunch here. 624 00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:58,260 Oh, this is, Ashton Kutcher, this is actually a new one. 625 00:23:58,260 --> 00:24:00,390 It's kind of fun. Him and Reese Witherspoon. 626 00:24:00,390 --> 00:24:01,290 People were making fun of them 627 00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:03,810 'cause they didn't have enough chemistry on the carpets. 628 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:04,833 - Chemistry? 629 00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:07,590 Chemistry? 630 00:24:07,590 --> 00:24:11,670 That's how my Antonio died in that explosion! 631 00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:14,493 I can't watch a movie about chemistry. 632 00:24:14,493 --> 00:24:18,193 No, no, no, no, no, no! - Okay, okay, okay, okay! 633 00:24:18,193 --> 00:24:20,370 - I will cut you off there, both of you. 634 00:24:20,370 --> 00:24:23,010 I don't see that scene getting much better than that. 635 00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:26,880 Let's say a, I believe $14.99 a month amount of points 636 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,404 for the both of you. 637 00:24:28,404 --> 00:24:29,850 (whimsical flute music) 638 00:24:29,850 --> 00:24:33,720 It's time for our second minigame. 639 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,900 This is a minigame we like to call, Make It Sing. 640 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,160 How it works is, players, 641 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:42,270 I present you with an object and a sound. 642 00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:44,340 It's your job as best as possible 643 00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:48,780 to try to get said object to make said sound. 644 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:49,680 Does that make sense? 645 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,697 - Yeah. - Not yet. 646 00:24:51,697 --> 00:24:54,480 - I appreciate the transparency, Jiavani. 647 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,130 I think you will get it in a moment. 648 00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:59,579 Paul, if I could please have the accordion. 649 00:24:59,579 --> 00:25:00,459 - No. 650 00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:02,220 (whimsical orchestral music) 651 00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:03,150 - Thank you, Paul. 652 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:05,730 you can go ahead and hand that off to Nick. 653 00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:07,371 - Oh, thank God, my wheelhouse. 654 00:25:07,371 --> 00:25:09,780 (Sam cackling) 655 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,640 - Strap yourself in there. - Thank you. 656 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,680 - Nick, want you to listen carefully. 657 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,708 - Yes. - Your sound is- 658 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:18,810 (soft accordion music) 659 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,850 - Great and you can go ahead and just award me the points. 660 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:23,943 - And a three, and a two, and a one. 661 00:25:24,928 --> 00:25:28,146 (Nick playing accordion) 662 00:25:28,146 --> 00:25:28,979 ♪ Dun dun dun dun ♪ 663 00:25:28,979 --> 00:25:32,640 - That had some semblance. 664 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:36,120 It was a distant semblance, but a semblance nonetheless. 665 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:37,140 - Why thank you, Sam. 666 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:39,750 - I gotta say, Nick, right now you're in the lead. 667 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,340 - Thank you. 668 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,688 - [Sam] Go ahead and pass this off to Vic. 669 00:25:43,688 --> 00:25:45,527 (accordion plays) - Can I clarify- 670 00:25:45,527 --> 00:25:47,250 (everyone laughing) 671 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,969 - Honestly, the passing might now be in the lead. 672 00:25:49,969 --> 00:25:51,060 (everyone laughing) 673 00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:52,890 - Can I clarify the rule? - Yes. 674 00:25:52,890 --> 00:25:54,360 - I have to make it make that sound. 675 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,700 - You have to, as best as possible, 676 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:59,380 make this object make that sound. 677 00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:01,530 - Okay. (everyone laughing) 678 00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:03,030 - I'm noticing you're not strapped in here, Vic. 679 00:26:03,030 --> 00:26:06,240 - I'm perfect. (everyone laughing) 680 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,073 Do I get to hear the sound? - Oh yes. 681 00:26:07,073 --> 00:26:08,246 - You get to hear the sound again. 682 00:26:08,246 --> 00:26:11,040 (soft accordion music) 683 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,590 And a three, and a two, and a one. Take it away. 684 00:26:13,590 --> 00:26:16,131 - Hi, I'm so sorry. What was your name? 685 00:26:16,131 --> 00:26:18,720 - Me? Frencesca. - Yeah. 686 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,250 - Frencesca, hi, I'm Vic. 687 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,751 I was wondering, is that laptop plugged into anything? 688 00:26:22,751 --> 00:26:24,780 (Sam cackling) 689 00:26:24,780 --> 00:26:26,819 Can you bring it here for a second? 690 00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:28,260 (Sam laughing) 691 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:30,610 Amazing, where are the speakers on that laptop? 692 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,620 And we're just gonna sort of put the speakers through here. 693 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,810 Here, hold on, I'll put that up to my microphone. 694 00:26:36,810 --> 00:26:38,330 Okay, go ahead. 695 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,610 (soft accordion music) 696 00:26:41,610 --> 00:26:43,320 - Now Vic, here's the thing. - Thank you. 697 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,210 - Now wait, wait, wait. Here's the thing. 698 00:26:45,210 --> 00:26:48,309 Did that object make that sound? 699 00:26:48,309 --> 00:26:50,592 - Yeah, 'cause I opened it and, 700 00:26:50,592 --> 00:26:53,280 I opened it and then I pressed, and then we pressed play, 701 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,050 and it went through sort of, 702 00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:56,610 I'm assuming this is the, 703 00:26:56,610 --> 00:26:58,860 the breast of the accordion. - Yes, that's right. 704 00:26:58,860 --> 00:26:59,847 - Wow, okay. 705 00:26:59,847 --> 00:27:01,530 - And I'll say it sounded close. 706 00:27:01,530 --> 00:27:03,810 - Yeah, it did sound close. It sounded close. 707 00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:06,418 And let's play the sound for Jiavani. 708 00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:09,607 (soft accordion music) 709 00:27:09,607 --> 00:27:13,274 (Jiavani playing accordion) 710 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,669 - Oh! 711 00:27:17,669 --> 00:27:21,360 - Jiavani takes this challenge home. 712 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,120 - Handily. - I take the accordion home? 713 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,482 - That was very good. 714 00:27:25,482 --> 00:27:29,100 (smooth jazz music) 715 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,050 - That brings us to round three 716 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,780 where our players must now hold hands 717 00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:36,243 and jump into the abyss together. 718 00:27:37,664 --> 00:27:38,497 - Nick. Vic. - Yes. 719 00:27:38,497 --> 00:27:39,330 - Yes. - Jiavani 720 00:27:39,330 --> 00:27:40,366 - Jiavani! 721 00:27:40,366 --> 00:27:43,260 - A 1930s movie musical in which they dubbed over 722 00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:45,300 just the singing, here's how this is gonna work. 723 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,133 Vic and Nick, 724 00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:48,180 I'm gonna ask the two of you to play out a scene together. 725 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:50,340 At some point you will burst into song. 726 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:53,221 Jiavani, I'm gonna ask you to dub over their singing. 727 00:27:53,221 --> 00:27:54,333 - 'Kay. 728 00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:56,190 - But it's the custodians. 729 00:27:56,190 --> 00:27:59,032 The custodians who keep the whole thing running. 730 00:27:59,032 --> 00:28:02,340 - Oh wow, I'm learning so much about the big city. 731 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:04,020 Joliet, Illinois. 732 00:28:04,020 --> 00:28:05,220 - That's right. (laughs) 733 00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:06,450 In Joliet, Illinois 734 00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:08,880 there's a few things that you've gotta know. 735 00:28:10,061 --> 00:28:10,894 - Whoa! 736 00:28:11,901 --> 00:28:14,172 ♪ A scoop, a scoopety scoop ♪ 737 00:28:14,172 --> 00:28:17,325 ♪ We came clean up ♪ 738 00:28:17,325 --> 00:28:20,675 ♪ A scoop, a scoop, a scoopety scoop ♪ 739 00:28:20,675 --> 00:28:23,670 ♪ We came to clean up ♪ 740 00:28:23,670 --> 00:28:24,503 - Hey! 741 00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:27,480 ♪ Everybody's dancing a brand new dance ♪ 742 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,973 ♪ Called the Joliet, hey ya ♪ 743 00:28:30,973 --> 00:28:33,810 ♪ We are like a-prancing through the town ♪ 744 00:28:33,810 --> 00:28:35,471 - Your turn! 745 00:28:35,471 --> 00:28:39,019 ♪ And this is our duet, oh ♪ 746 00:28:39,019 --> 00:28:42,282 ♪ We like to clean up a little bit ♪ 747 00:28:42,282 --> 00:28:45,613 ♪ We like to clean up a lot ♪ 748 00:28:45,613 --> 00:28:48,970 ♪ We like to clean up a little bit ♪ 749 00:28:48,970 --> 00:28:51,501 ♪ That's what makes it hot ♪ 750 00:28:51,501 --> 00:28:55,421 ♪ The jazz, the jazz is hot when we clean up ♪ 751 00:28:55,421 --> 00:28:58,991 ♪ So take it on down to town ♪ 752 00:28:58,991 --> 00:29:01,981 ♪ Everybody likes what we got ♪ 753 00:29:01,981 --> 00:29:04,441 ♪ So clean it all around ♪ 754 00:29:04,441 --> 00:29:07,620 - I will cut you off there, the three of you. 755 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:10,920 Brilliant singing, brilliant dancing. 756 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,387 Straight at us, "Singing In The Rain". 757 00:29:13,387 --> 00:29:15,930 - "Cleaning In The Rain". (Sam chuckling) 758 00:29:15,930 --> 00:29:18,030 - Let's say 759 00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:21,120 a technicolor amount of points for the three of you. 760 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,460 Your penultimate prompt. 761 00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:24,990 This and one more 762 00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:27,600 and then we all go back to our humdrum lives. 763 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,470 - I can't. 764 00:29:28,470 --> 00:29:30,280 - Nick, Vic, Jiavani 765 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,166 (Jiavani squeals) What was that? 766 00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:33,510 (Nick laughs) 767 00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:38,510 The president's war room decides what to order for dinner. 768 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,105 - It won't be the popular choice, 769 00:29:43,105 --> 00:29:44,370 (Sam laughing) 770 00:29:44,370 --> 00:29:45,630 but it'll be the right choice. 771 00:29:45,630 --> 00:29:46,830 - It's a choice that we have to make 772 00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:48,230 for the people of this room. 773 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:49,973 - No. 774 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,390 No, somebody's gotta stand up and say something, all right. 775 00:29:54,390 --> 00:29:57,750 - The people are expecting Thai. 776 00:29:57,750 --> 00:30:00,870 - Why did you get into politics in the first place? 777 00:30:00,870 --> 00:30:02,220 - 'Cause I had a rumbly tummy. 778 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:03,053 - Yeah? 779 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:03,886 What are the people gonna think 780 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:06,210 if we don't order a cheeseburger, huh? 781 00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:07,710 What's more American than a cheeseburger? 782 00:30:07,710 --> 00:30:10,203 - We have a duty, McGonigal. 783 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,450 A duty. 784 00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:13,950 - General McGonigal, we have a duty 785 00:30:13,950 --> 00:30:15,780 to get shareable entrees. 786 00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:19,350 - I immigrated to this country from England. 787 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:22,410 I became a citizen and an elected official. 788 00:30:22,410 --> 00:30:23,400 Not the president, 789 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,663 'cause legally I'm not allowed to be the president-. 790 00:30:24,663 --> 00:30:26,760 - That's right. - That's correct. 791 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,593 - You're from England. 792 00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,754 What the hell do you know about food, England? 793 00:30:29,754 --> 00:30:30,587 - What do I know about- 794 00:30:30,587 --> 00:30:31,586 - What the hell do you know about food- 795 00:30:31,586 --> 00:30:33,750 - What do I know about food? 796 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,420 Nothing and that's the point. (Sam wheezing) 797 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:37,615 - That's the point. 798 00:30:37,615 --> 00:30:41,910 I've got the codes for tapas and I'm gonna put 'em in. 799 00:30:41,910 --> 00:30:42,990 - Wow. So that's it? 800 00:30:42,990 --> 00:30:46,170 - I'm putting 'em in because I've got the seniority. 801 00:30:46,170 --> 00:30:48,093 I've got the security clearance! 802 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,990 - Do not make me, do not make me, 803 00:30:51,990 --> 00:30:54,750 but we will not order tapas, we will not be full. 804 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,030 - Wow! (everyone laughing) 805 00:30:57,030 --> 00:31:00,090 It was "West Wing" until it wasn't! 806 00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:01,440 I think we gotta say a 30 minutes or less 807 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,330 amount of points for the three of you. 808 00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:05,580 Last prompt, say it isn't so. 809 00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:07,320 I don't wanna see these three go either. 810 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,940 - It's a seven-hour prompt though. 811 00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:10,770 - Daily Planet coworkers 812 00:31:10,770 --> 00:31:15,570 won't let Clark Kent leave during a disaster. 813 00:31:15,570 --> 00:31:18,600 - Clark, Clark, I'm gonna need that report 814 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,430 on my desk by five. - Oh, right. 815 00:31:20,430 --> 00:31:22,320 I see ya moving toward the door and I just gotta, 816 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,430 I gotta stop ya. 817 00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:26,453 - Yeah, no, and I'm gonna be right on that, okay. 818 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:28,500 Gimme five minutes, I gotta run to the- 819 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:31,284 - I heard that from you before. (chuckling) 820 00:31:31,284 --> 00:31:33,870 So I'm just thinking maybe if you take care of it now 821 00:31:33,870 --> 00:31:34,834 I don't have to talk to you again. 822 00:31:34,834 --> 00:31:35,667 - The report is done, basically. 823 00:31:35,667 --> 00:31:37,350 If you can just print it for me, that would actually rock- 824 00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:39,060 - Clark. - Yep. 825 00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:41,610 - Jodi broke up with me! - Oh no! 826 00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:42,840 - [Jiavani] Oh my God, not Jodi- 827 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,660 - She said that the chemistry wasn't there anymore. 828 00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:47,490 I said, "Can we go to therapy?" 829 00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:49,002 She didn't even want to consider it- 830 00:31:49,002 --> 00:31:50,880 - What is that? - Oh! 831 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,470 - Oh my, you know what, Clark? 832 00:31:52,470 --> 00:31:53,760 - Yep. - I just remembered. 833 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,260 - It's Amelia's birthday and we're all gonna be singing. 834 00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:57,930 - Cake! - And having cake. 835 00:31:57,930 --> 00:31:59,100 - And I'll go get the cake. 836 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:00,754 - Oh no, the cake's already in the break room. 837 00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:02,042 - It's in the break room. - It's in the break room. 838 00:32:02,042 --> 00:32:03,741 - Clark, it's in the break room, Clark. 839 00:32:03,741 --> 00:32:05,070 - Oh no! 840 00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:07,740 My stomach. (Nick gasps) 841 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,360 - Oh my gosh. - I gotta get to the bathroom. 842 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,500 - Just gimme one minute, okay. 843 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,300 - Oh, Clark, Clark, Clark, Clark, Clark! 844 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,580 The bathroom's right here, Clark. 845 00:32:14,580 --> 00:32:17,430 - [Vic] And I forgot. So let me go ahead and get in there. 846 00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:18,610 - Awesome. Great, great. 847 00:32:18,610 --> 00:32:19,980 And I just gotta, sorry, just real- 848 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:20,813 - Okay, great. 849 00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:24,474 I'm a superhero. (everyone laughs) 850 00:32:24,474 --> 00:32:25,307 - And cut. 851 00:32:26,670 --> 00:32:30,090 Absolutely brilliant work, the three of you. 852 00:32:30,090 --> 00:32:33,810 A corporate ladder amount of points for the three of you. 853 00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:38,070 That brings us to the end of our show. 854 00:32:38,070 --> 00:32:40,233 Our winner this eve. 855 00:32:42,676 --> 00:32:44,215 Jiavani. 856 00:32:44,215 --> 00:32:48,750 Jiavani, you are the recipient 857 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:52,266 of the coveted Golden Ear. 858 00:32:52,266 --> 00:32:53,404 - Jiavani! 859 00:32:53,404 --> 00:32:55,567 And this is for Steve Waldron, my dad. 860 00:32:55,567 --> 00:32:58,290 That does it for us here as "Make Some Noise". 861 00:32:58,290 --> 00:33:01,230 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 862 00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:04,410 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 863 00:33:04,410 --> 00:33:05,543 Good night. 864 00:33:05,543 --> 00:33:08,543 (smooth jazz music) 865 00:33:13,035 --> 00:33:16,035 (smooth jazz music)