1 00:00:00,150 --> 00:00:00,990 - [Sam] Tonight! 2 00:00:00,990 --> 00:00:03,750 Still snacking on the craft service table, 3 00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:06,033 it's Brennan Lee Mulligan! 4 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,640 Manning Queen Anne's Revenge in a storm, 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,650 it's Ross Bryant! 6 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:14,483 - Gah! 7 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,400 Hold fast, boys! 8 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,420 And every manjack of ya will live to see Southampton! 9 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:24,540 - [Sam] And hobbling along in a full body cast, 10 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:27,060 it's Matt Apodaca! 11 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,410 If you don't mind getting the door there, Matt. 12 00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:29,243 - No, I got it. 13 00:00:29,243 --> 00:00:30,448 - [Sam] Appreciate it. 14 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,860 - I'm okay, ugh. 15 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:33,187 Just, uh, yeah. Ah! 16 00:00:34,298 --> 00:00:35,131 Sorry, excuse me. 17 00:00:35,131 --> 00:00:36,660 - [Sam] They're all here to... 18 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:40,779 - [Crowd] Make some noise! 19 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:43,362 (upbeat music) 20 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:53,040 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 21 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,700 the game so good we spun it off, unchanged. 22 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:58,110 I am your host Sam Reich. 23 00:00:58,110 --> 00:00:59,130 Here's how the show works. 24 00:00:59,130 --> 00:01:02,730 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 25 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:06,630 our players have never seen before. 26 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:08,550 Isn't that right, players? 27 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:09,383 - Never seen 'em. 28 00:01:09,383 --> 00:01:10,216 - Never. 29 00:01:10,216 --> 00:01:11,168 - Yeah, we've never seen them. 30 00:01:11,168 --> 00:01:12,270 (laughing) 31 00:01:12,270 --> 00:01:14,400 It is impossible to know if you haven't seen them 32 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,870 until you see them for the first time. 33 00:01:15,870 --> 00:01:18,790 - The first prompt is Brennan's Social Security number. 34 00:01:18,790 --> 00:01:19,623 (chuckling) 35 00:01:19,623 --> 00:01:21,180 They will, to the best of their ability, 36 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:22,170 fulfill those prompts. 37 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:23,640 I will award them corresponding points 38 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,430 and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear. 39 00:01:26,430 --> 00:01:27,960 Which, if we could keep it down, 40 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,153 I just put it to sleep. 41 00:01:31,290 --> 00:01:33,030 Players, are you ready to rumble? 42 00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:33,863 - Ya! 43 00:01:33,863 --> 00:01:34,696 - Oh yeah! 44 00:01:34,696 --> 00:01:36,060 - Brennan. - Yes. 45 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:40,113 - A backwoods moonshine sommelier. 46 00:01:41,340 --> 00:01:43,849 - Welcome to Peppy's Food Log. 47 00:01:43,849 --> 00:01:44,682 - Ha, ha! 48 00:01:44,682 --> 00:01:46,740 - My name is Hickory Daniel 49 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,860 and I'll be your sommeler for the evenings. 50 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:53,580 Now, this is our Folgers 1984. 51 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:54,413 It's called Folgers 52 00:01:54,413 --> 00:01:56,690 because that's the coffee can we brewed it in. 53 00:01:58,470 --> 00:02:01,530 This one has a very delicate bouquet. 54 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:03,003 It smells like jet fuel. 55 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:06,060 Now, you look like a discerning customer, 56 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:08,880 so if you'd direct your attention and focus here. 57 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:13,170 This is some triple X fire hooch. 58 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:15,603 This was brewed at the Mondavi Vineyard. 59 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:19,620 We didn't let Mr. Mondavi know that we had a key 60 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,064 and could get in. 61 00:02:21,064 --> 00:02:22,890 (laughing) 62 00:02:22,890 --> 00:02:24,540 If you drink this you'll go blind 63 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:25,890 in your least favorite eye. 64 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,620 - I mean, better than your most favorite eye. 65 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:29,453 - Yeah, for sure. 66 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:31,050 - Hell yeah, Brennan! 67 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:33,540 Way to kick us off with a fucking bang. 68 00:02:33,540 --> 00:02:34,373 - Woo! 69 00:02:34,373 --> 00:02:37,277 - A secret ingredient amount of points for you. 70 00:02:37,277 --> 00:02:38,220 (sighing) 71 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:39,690 Ross. - Yes, sir. 72 00:02:39,690 --> 00:02:41,850 - A Beastie Boy overdubbing 73 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:46,353 just the last words in rap stanzas. 74 00:02:47,220 --> 00:02:48,093 - Shock! 75 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:50,873 Clack! 76 00:02:52,470 --> 00:02:53,913 Manischevitz! 77 00:02:54,810 --> 00:02:56,610 Knows where his head is! 78 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,630 - Wow! 79 00:02:57,630 --> 00:02:58,563 - Street! 80 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,933 Repeat! 81 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,423 Like it or not! 82 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:05,613 Mr. Robot! 83 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:08,253 Today! 84 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,653 U-S-A! 85 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,200 All night! 86 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,486 Madeline Albright! 87 00:03:15,684 --> 00:03:19,440 - That's incredible, Ross. 88 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,140 I mean, way to find creative rhymes. 89 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,330 - I challenge you to write the stanzas 90 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:26,693 that link all those together, internet. 91 00:03:26,693 --> 00:03:29,010 - TikTok, you heard the man. 92 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:30,480 Give us the full rap. 93 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,950 - It's not just the last line, 94 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:34,380 the whole track is about Madeline Albright. 95 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,430 - Oh yeah, yeah. 96 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:37,620 That's just the first verse. 97 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:39,870 We're getting deep into foreign policy 98 00:03:39,870 --> 00:03:42,083 in this Beastie Boys rap. 99 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:45,900 - An "Intergalactic" amount of points for you, Ross. 100 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:49,050 Taking us to Matt. 101 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:49,883 - Hey. 102 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:56,823 - A dinner guest hams up loving food they hate. 103 00:03:57,660 --> 00:04:00,211 - I'm sorry, have y'all had a bite of this? 104 00:04:00,211 --> 00:04:01,410 (laughing) 105 00:04:01,410 --> 00:04:03,300 Uh sorry, did you hear a crash through that window 106 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,842 because my socks fell off my fucking feet. 107 00:04:05,842 --> 00:04:07,050 (laughing) 108 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:08,280 I can't believe this. 109 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,510 I'm gonna tear up. 110 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,920 Thinking about how good this ham is 111 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:11,790 and that you would share it with me. 112 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:13,673 Thank you so much, I'm just gonna get another. 113 00:04:14,847 --> 00:04:17,160 Ha, ha, if I was blind, I could see again. 114 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,320 This is the most amazing food I've ever had. 115 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,573 And you made this with your two bare hands? 116 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:23,453 Are you a witch? 117 00:04:24,450 --> 00:04:26,160 I'm afraid that when we get to dessert I'm gonna nut. 118 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,400 - I will cut you off there. 119 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,853 - Did you hear a crash, because my socks came off? 120 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,373 - Those socks are stiff! 121 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:38,610 - A second helping amount of points for you. 122 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:40,320 - Ho, ho, ho sign me up. 123 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,730 - Brennan. - Ya! 124 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:46,674 - Explaining the rules to the board game Capitalism. 125 00:04:46,674 --> 00:04:48,285 - Yeah, I'm gonna. 126 00:04:48,285 --> 00:04:51,260 (chuckling) 127 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:52,803 - So this is super fun. 128 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,380 I just wanna say right off the bat, 129 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:57,060 it's really, really fun. 130 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:59,340 So number one, the first rule, 131 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:00,900 and this is actually a really cool game design, 132 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,488 is the game has already started. 133 00:05:03,488 --> 00:05:05,520 (laughing) 134 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,870 You were actually born into it the moment you were born. 135 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:11,520 They registered you with the game. 136 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,410 And what's sort of fun about that is, 137 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:15,960 the people who made the game are always winning 138 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,450 and will always stay winning. 139 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:20,850 So, you are interacting with a world 140 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:25,380 in which everything either has a monetary value, 141 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:29,597 or if it doesn't have a monetary value, it is worthless. 142 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:30,750 (laughing) 143 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:32,940 So the cool thing about that as a system is it's like, 144 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:36,150 oh, man, I have like this piece of property. 145 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:37,800 And it's like, cool, that is worth 146 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,990 whatever you can get someone else to pay for it. 147 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,880 It's a fixed amount when you're poor, 148 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:42,713 but if you're not poor... 149 00:05:42,713 --> 00:05:45,330 And poor is a status condition you can have in the game. 150 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:46,770 Which you all have. 151 00:05:46,770 --> 00:05:49,710 So, if you have that status condition 152 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:51,120 then things are worth whatever 153 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,610 the rich people tell you and they will act like it's fixed. 154 00:05:53,610 --> 00:05:54,990 So here's an example, like debt, right. 155 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:57,240 So if you have debt and you are poor, 156 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,460 your debt points become real. 157 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,590 But if you get to rich status, 158 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:02,970 which, again, you can't do, 159 00:06:02,970 --> 00:06:04,100 if you do... 160 00:06:04,952 --> 00:06:07,140 But if you do, if you were born rich. 161 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:08,806 Like, that's another way. So if you know a player, 162 00:06:08,806 --> 00:06:09,639 so you can register online 163 00:06:09,639 --> 00:06:11,430 and if you know a rich player, 164 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:13,560 all that has to happen is they die 165 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,420 and then you get their points, 166 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:16,870 you can become rich that way. 167 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:20,816 - My god, Brennan. 168 00:06:20,816 --> 00:06:23,820 I was like smiling and horrified. 169 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:25,911 My expression the whole time was like. 170 00:06:25,911 --> 00:06:27,990 - Ah! 171 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:30,883 - "Do not pass go" amount of points for you, 172 00:06:30,883 --> 00:06:31,920 I think we'll say. 173 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,780 Ross. - Yes, sir. 174 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:35,110 - David Attenborough 175 00:06:36,492 --> 00:06:39,510 fucking hates toads. 176 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:44,010 - And now moving on to the wetter part of the forest. 177 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:48,210 Observe, if you will, this slimy little denizen. 178 00:06:48,210 --> 00:06:50,010 Neither fish nor fowl. 179 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:53,400 Perched right upon the lip of the lapping brook. 180 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,800 This blob-like, 181 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:56,763 repellent, 182 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,923 belch of nature. 183 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:02,370 Evolution doesn't have a plan. 184 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:05,407 It makes frequent and catastrophic mistakes. 185 00:07:05,407 --> 00:07:07,657 (laughing) 186 00:07:08,850 --> 00:07:13,850 And this is one of its most horrible botch jobs. 187 00:07:15,540 --> 00:07:19,230 You could not pay me £1,000 188 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,850 to touch it on its backside. 189 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:23,040 And the old witches tale that to touch it 190 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,173 brings a wart, I believe is true. 191 00:07:26,550 --> 00:07:29,820 The toads of fiction are charming creatures. 192 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:32,103 They wear waistcoats and drive motorcars. 193 00:07:33,030 --> 00:07:38,030 But the toads of nature are vile and grotesque abominations 194 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,590 that should be snuffed out of existence. 195 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:43,470 Everything has its part to play in the vast circle 196 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:46,200 and panoply of nature, save the toad! 197 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:50,010 Which must be blotted out and shot into space, forgotten. 198 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:52,560 - Oh my god, Ross! 199 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,180 Jesus Christ. 200 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:58,410 Yeah, huge fan of "Frog and Toad," the children's series. 201 00:07:58,410 --> 00:07:59,243 - Lobel! 202 00:07:59,243 --> 00:08:00,420 - Giant fan. 203 00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:01,920 Unfuckin' believable. 204 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,810 An endangered amount of points for you. 205 00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:05,340 - Oh. 206 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:06,173 - Matthew! 207 00:08:06,173 --> 00:08:07,006 - Hey. 208 00:08:07,006 --> 00:08:09,660 - A Mario Kart mechanic. 209 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:11,790 - All right, let's see what we got here. 210 00:08:11,790 --> 00:08:13,740 Well, oof. 211 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:14,670 I've seen this a lot. 212 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:17,567 You got blue shelled and that, ugh, 213 00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:20,820 that's gonna cost you at least 10 coins, I think. 214 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,500 But you know, if you get back out on the track, 215 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,120 you can get 10 coins pretty easily. 216 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,340 You get two at a time if you get 'em from an item box. 217 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,150 All right, let's see what. 218 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:32,100 Okay, these tires are going right over a banana aren't they? 219 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,230 You're slipping and sliding all around that track. 220 00:08:34,230 --> 00:08:36,030 Like an idiot, like a moron. 221 00:08:36,030 --> 00:08:37,590 You say you wanna take this car out 222 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:39,630 on the Rainbow Road and I just want you to know 223 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:41,100 what kind of car you're actually driving here. 224 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:45,330 This is, heh, this is a Super Circuit Kart, all right? 225 00:08:45,330 --> 00:08:49,050 This Kart is meant for Donut Plains 226 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,580 or a Baby Baby Park, okay? 227 00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:54,180 You cannot take something out like this on Rainbow Road. 228 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:56,610 Okay, the Rainbow Road has no sides, my man. 229 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,830 - I will cut you off there, Matt. 230 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,960 My god, the amount of encyclopedic 231 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,350 knowledge about that game, unfucking believable. 232 00:09:04,350 --> 00:09:05,183 - See this is the booking. 233 00:09:05,183 --> 00:09:06,990 You've got two very, very smart guys 234 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:08,620 and then the Mario Kart guy. 235 00:09:08,620 --> 00:09:10,446 - No, no, no. 236 00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:11,880 - It's the Mario Kart library 237 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,010 and it's the mythology library. 238 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:17,040 And they're both within the Alexandria of our culture. 239 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,740 - Now I feel like a million bucks. 240 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:22,170 - Let's say a Grand Prix amount of points for you. 241 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,100 - Oh, baby. 242 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,420 - Brennan. - Yeah-huh. 243 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:29,420 - The problem player at every D&D table. 244 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,588 - Okay, now that we're going with whatever that was... 245 00:09:32,588 --> 00:09:35,171 (laughing) 246 00:09:35,171 --> 00:09:36,870 Sathaur Demon Blade. 247 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:39,210 I'm gonna draw my plus five 248 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:42,390 katana of soul reaping out of my... 249 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:44,220 What do you mean I didn't talk to you about it? 250 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:47,370 No, I ported it over from my last game. 251 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:49,181 I played one person D&D with myself. 252 00:09:49,181 --> 00:09:50,790 What are you talking about? 253 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,440 Okay, I draw the soul blade, I attack everyone. 254 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,490 What are their loots? 255 00:09:53,490 --> 00:09:55,893 No, not the instrument, their loot plural. 256 00:09:57,510 --> 00:10:00,360 Fine, I'll tell a freaking story! 257 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,180 I am a gloom stalker-ranger-assassin-rogue 258 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:06,240 battle master fighter with a sick freaking build. 259 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,650 I don't have any friends. 260 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,240 I hate other people. 261 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,584 I'm so alone. 262 00:10:10,584 --> 00:10:12,030 (laughing) 263 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:15,960 - I feel like that last one was pretty honest on his part. 264 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,850 Pre-tty honest. 265 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:18,683 - Oh baby. 266 00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:21,540 - Brennan, a charisma saving throw amount of points for you. 267 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:22,530 - Oo! 268 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,363 - Ross! 269 00:10:23,363 --> 00:10:24,390 - Yes, sir. 270 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:29,390 - Just a complicated country lawyer. 271 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:33,000 (laughing) 272 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,773 - Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. 273 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:40,323 We've been talking a lot about what people saw that night. 274 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:46,350 Now, I'm gonna ask y'all there in the jury box. 275 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:47,703 What color are my eyes? 276 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,750 I've been standing in front of you this whole time. 277 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,840 Surely your powers of perception were keen enough 278 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,720 to glean the color of my peepers. 279 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,640 This proves the point 280 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,160 that our powers of perception are not always 281 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,530 as vigilant as we would think. 282 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:07,140 Bishop Berkeley in ages gone by said 283 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:10,260 that to be, is to be perceived. 284 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:13,293 And that only by engagement in the world, 285 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:19,800 in our perception of its various guises, 286 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,830 does the world actually exist. 287 00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:25,170 By seeing my client commit this crime, 288 00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:27,300 did the witnesses create the crime? 289 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,631 I ask you this. 290 00:11:28,631 --> 00:11:30,881 (laughing) 291 00:11:31,948 --> 00:11:33,900 Do we live in a simulation? 292 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:37,047 - I will cut you off there, Ross! 293 00:11:37,047 --> 00:11:38,790 A simulation. 294 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:40,830 My god! 295 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,350 What an incredible defense to be like, 296 00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:46,050 didn't my witnesses by their very existence 297 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,580 co-create this crime? 298 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:50,850 - I can only assume that the jury is baffled. 299 00:11:50,850 --> 00:11:51,840 - Yeah, totally. 300 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:55,380 A "Nothing but the truth" amount of points for you. 301 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:58,980 Last prompt of round one. 302 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,090 Matt! - We're back. 303 00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:04,800 - An LA tour guide won't shut up about his other hometown. 304 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,140 - All right, if you look to your left and right 305 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,360 you'll see the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 306 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,530 The streets are adorned 307 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,690 with the names of stars living and dead. 308 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,540 Kermit the Frog, George Harrison, Angela Lansbury, 309 00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:16,373 they all have stars. 310 00:12:16,373 --> 00:12:18,320 But you know, the real star... 311 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:21,813 There's this diner in Long Beach. 312 00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:26,220 There's this waitress there, her name is, 313 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,950 her name's Beatrice and she's 86-years-old. 314 00:12:28,950 --> 00:12:30,780 She's been there, she worked there as a child. 315 00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:32,280 You know, it was a family business 316 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,630 and her parents ran the diner 317 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,250 and she was always there and stuff. 318 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,240 And she's still there to this day. 319 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,660 And the way she just brings you food 320 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,910 as if it was, she was bringing you food 321 00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:46,260 at your own house is just, it's immaculate. 322 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,230 Madame Tussauds Wax Museum over here. 323 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,900 You know, you got all the stars are... 324 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,280 They're encased in wax. 325 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,550 And you know, it's nice to look back at the days of yore, 326 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:59,490 but you know, there's this park in Long Beach. 327 00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:02,340 - I'll cut you off there, Matt. 328 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:05,823 Yeah, let's say a wax statue amount of points for you. 329 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,780 That brings us to the mini game. 330 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:12,150 This is a mini game we like to call, 331 00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:13,380 If it Could Talk. 332 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:16,080 In this case, landmarks. 333 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,480 How this will work, players, is I will show you 334 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,990 a famous landmark, a cultural touchstone, if you will. 335 00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,210 You will buzz in and pitch to me 336 00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:27,900 what it might be like if that landmark sprang to life. 337 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:28,733 - Yes. 338 00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:29,940 - Make sense? - Mm-hm. 339 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:32,073 - Landmark number one. 340 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:34,283 Brennan. 341 00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:35,116 - (French accent) What is this you say? 342 00:13:35,116 --> 00:13:38,533 There is a version of me in where? Las Vegas? 343 00:13:38,533 --> 00:13:40,580 (laughing) 344 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:41,626 This cannot be. 345 00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:43,765 I am unique as a landmark. 346 00:13:43,765 --> 00:13:45,420 - I like that this version of the Eiffel Tower 347 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:47,130 is not only French but is snobby. 348 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,570 - Yeah. Yes, for sure. 349 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:49,403 Yes, absolutely. 350 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,963 - Ross, I suppose. 351 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,570 - (French accent) Well, let me guess. 352 00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:56,520 You and your little friends are going to do 353 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,440 a photo shoot where you put your hand like this 354 00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,913 and put you on the top of me. 355 00:14:01,477 --> 00:14:02,400 No, no, no, no. 356 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,630 You have two options. 357 00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:07,773 Gaze at my beauty, or propose to your girlfriend under me. 358 00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:12,218 - Why do I feel dom-ed by the Eiffel Tower? 359 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,920 (laughing) 360 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,300 Matt. 361 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:18,600 - If one more god damn person proposes under me, 362 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,583 I'm gonna demolition myself. 363 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:24,330 - I like the succinctness, Matt. 364 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,230 I like it a lot. 365 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:28,350 I think this one is going to go to Ross. 366 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:29,430 - Woo! 367 00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:32,250 - Next up, the Sydney Opera House. 368 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,120 Ross. 369 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,640 - (Australian accent) So, you like opera? Cool. 370 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,197 Well, there's lots of operas that happen right here. 371 00:14:38,197 --> 00:14:39,909 "Othello." 372 00:14:39,909 --> 00:14:42,247 Or "Aida." 373 00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:45,242 "Tristan and Isolder." 374 00:14:45,242 --> 00:14:47,951 Or "The Flying Dutchman." 375 00:14:47,951 --> 00:14:49,920 - [Sam] Wow, Ross. 376 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:50,753 Matt. 377 00:14:50,753 --> 00:14:54,431 - They made me look like a freaking blooming onion! 378 00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:55,264 Oh! 379 00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:59,160 - I'm very tempted to say Matt, 380 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:02,430 but I am going to say Ross for this one as well. 381 00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:03,263 Next up. 382 00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:06,687 - All these certified sport-o's don't have a take? 383 00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:09,060 (laughing) 384 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:09,893 - Brennan. 385 00:15:09,893 --> 00:15:11,460 - As a New Yorker, I don't have anything to say 386 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,510 about Boston that I want on the internet. 387 00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:17,340 - That's very good though. 388 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:18,660 - I recuse myself. 389 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:19,650 - That's very good. 390 00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,480 I like that contribution a lot. 391 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,313 Matt. 392 00:15:22,313 --> 00:15:26,430 - Here in Boston, Massachusetts we respect everybody 393 00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:28,680 of all creeds and colors. 394 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,680 We certainly have never made a crass remark 395 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,930 about the color of somebody's skin, 396 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:36,870 their gender representation, or anything like that. 397 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,730 We like everybody. 398 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,293 - What is this, Bizarro World? 399 00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:42,870 They're representing their city, 400 00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:44,130 they feel pressure to like. 401 00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:46,234 - You want to put the nice china out for the guests. 402 00:15:46,234 --> 00:15:47,067 - Yeah, 100%. 403 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:50,040 That one is going to go to Brennan. 404 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,082 - Wow, thank you. 405 00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:51,915 - Next up. 406 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,073 Brennan. 407 00:15:55,073 --> 00:15:56,740 - (Italian accent) Maybe you ever-a consider 408 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,890 that all the other buildings 409 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:01,500 are-a leaning the wrong way to make-a fun? 410 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,750 Maybe I am-a straight up 411 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:07,485 and the rest of the city do a big-a joke on a Pisa, okay? 412 00:16:07,485 --> 00:16:08,318 (laughing) 413 00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:09,483 - [Sam] I like that a lot. 414 00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:11,183 Ross. 415 00:16:11,183 --> 00:16:12,207 - (Italian accent) Sure-a. 416 00:16:12,207 --> 00:16:15,150 All the other buildings they stand up straight. 417 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:17,283 But I do things a little different. 418 00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:21,510 Maybe I don't-a lean because of a structural integrity. 419 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:24,306 Maybe I'm just a real kicked back. 420 00:16:24,306 --> 00:16:25,560 (laughing) 421 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,383 - Maybe I'm-a just a wacky guy! 422 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,410 Please, Matt, I can't wait. 423 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:33,570 - I'm not drunk, you're drunk, all right. 424 00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:34,530 I could stand up. 425 00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:36,730 I'm standing up perfectly straight over here, all right? 426 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:39,540 You know what? I'll kick your fuckin' ass, guy. 427 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,180 Come over here and I'll give you a little Pisa-me. 428 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:44,700 - I do think this one's gonna go with Matt. 429 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,573 Next up. 430 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:47,723 Brennan. 431 00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:50,523 - They don't always die, okay? 432 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:53,070 It depends on the barrel. 433 00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:55,320 It depends on how you reinforce it. 434 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,720 Yeah, if you go over in a shitty barrel, 435 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,490 yeah, you might die. 436 00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:02,520 But also, it's fucking fun, relax. 437 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,420 Oh my god. 438 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,550 This is exactly what's happened to our society, okay? 439 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:06,383 And our culture. 440 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:10,320 - Before you get cancelled. 441 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,250 Ross. 442 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,633 - Splish-splash, daddy. 443 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,230 I'm so wet. 444 00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,210 I'm gushing. 445 00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:20,313 I'm a cataract, daddy. 446 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:25,260 I am flowing so hard and if you turn 180 degrees, 447 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,603 you literally see a Planet Hollywood. 448 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:29,303 - Matt. 449 00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:32,434 - I'm so big I'm in two countries, oh! 450 00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,898 (laughing) 451 00:17:34,898 --> 00:17:37,080 - Get a load at this freakin' guy. 452 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,960 - I sorta feel like Matt is stealthily running away 453 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,040 with this whole mini game. 454 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,230 - It's because I can't do accents. 455 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:46,080 - Excuse me, you do one accent very well. 456 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:46,950 - There you go. 457 00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:48,543 - Last one. 458 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,753 Brennan. 459 00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:51,586 - All right, guys. 460 00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:53,571 And a one, and a two, and a... 461 00:17:53,571 --> 00:17:54,826 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪ 462 00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:56,461 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, ba ♪ 463 00:17:56,461 --> 00:17:59,272 ♪ Bum, bum, bum, bum, ba ♪ 464 00:17:59,272 --> 00:18:01,624 ♪ Mr. Sandman ♪ 465 00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:03,394 ♪ Bring me a dream ♪ 466 00:18:03,394 --> 00:18:04,227 ♪ Make me the cutest♪ 467 00:18:04,227 --> 00:18:05,550 - Teddy, Teddy, you're coming in just 468 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,030 a little early on the yes, that's-- 469 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,283 - Well, I'm the bass. 470 00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,280 I charged up San Juan Hill-- 471 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,990 - All right, rough ride all you like. 472 00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,348 - Rough Riders! Mount up! 473 00:18:15,348 --> 00:18:16,181 Woof, woof! 474 00:18:16,181 --> 00:18:17,014 - What? 475 00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:18,330 - All my street, street people! 476 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,630 - Abe, do you hear this? Teddy's doing DMX again. 477 00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:23,103 - Turn that shit up. 478 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,685 - See, Abe's cool. 479 00:18:25,685 --> 00:18:27,696 - You know, this mountain used to be a holy site, right? 480 00:18:27,696 --> 00:18:28,529 - Hell yes. 481 00:18:28,529 --> 00:18:29,362 - Until we defaced it. 482 00:18:29,362 --> 00:18:30,195 - Pretty bad, pretty bad stuff. 483 00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:31,800 - Yeah, pretty bad, pretty bad. 484 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,340 - I'm going to count that as points for all three of you. 485 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:38,140 Because everybody contributed to that bit, which I love. 486 00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:41,640 That brings us to round two where our players 487 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:46,640 will now test their talents in teams of two. 488 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:49,530 Brennan and Ross. 489 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:53,563 Shakespeare's Two Gentlemen of Coronavirus. 490 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:56,718 (clearing throat) 491 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:57,660 - Rest ye merry, sir. 492 00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:01,890 Draw thee hastily not so close in proximal to me. 493 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,920 If indeed, particulants issueth forth 494 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,690 from out thy tract. 495 00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:08,463 - Hark and well met, jackanape. 496 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:13,200 I see on yon chest, thy wearest the button 497 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,783 of none other than that brigand, Joseph Biden. 498 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,980 Dost thou not knoweth that to mask in public 499 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:21,420 is a fool's errand! 500 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,400 Fools that would prance around to think 501 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,830 that thinnest paper made wet by the breath 502 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:29,280 more misty than the fog of Poseidon's sea 503 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,250 should stop the flowing of that disease, 504 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,963 which hath been invented. 505 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:39,870 - Science moves apace, oh Lord of varlets. 506 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:43,230 But you, who dost thine own research merely 507 00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:46,320 to only summon forth that which will bolster up 508 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,900 thine own opinion, pre-ordained. 509 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:52,380 I should draw my blade and pierce thee out this earth, sir, 510 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,030 before thoust should infect me! 511 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:56,400 - Ha! To see you draw blade? 512 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,140 Steel be met with steel then. 513 00:19:58,140 --> 00:19:59,610 I know for whom I fight. 514 00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:00,990 One Joseph Rogan! 515 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,467 - For Fauci! 516 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,300 Ah! 517 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:06,720 - Yes! 518 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,640 Oh my lord! 519 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,443 - Saying Joseph Rogan sucks. 520 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,313 The full name. 521 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,920 - He hath supplements pulled from the very fruit of nature. 522 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,904 - He of the wide neck. 523 00:20:18,904 --> 00:20:21,102 (laughing) 524 00:20:21,102 --> 00:20:22,920 - I would like to see that whole play. 525 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,920 In the meanwhile, we'll say a tragedy of points 526 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,900 for the both of you. 527 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:28,740 Ross. - Yes, sir. 528 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,210 - And Matt. 529 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:34,113 A smart toothbrush is too smart. 530 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:37,350 - You've reach two minutes on this side. 531 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:38,403 It's time to switch. 532 00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:40,770 - Thank you, toothbrush. 533 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,530 - Your upper molar looks like it could use some attention. 534 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:47,660 - Oh, okay... 535 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,820 - You know what could also use some attention? 536 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:53,170 Your relationship with your negative self-talk. 537 00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:56,130 - You can hear? 538 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,268 - I hear everything, Daniel. 539 00:20:58,268 --> 00:20:59,910 (laughing) 540 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,860 I hear the way you talk about yourself 541 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,350 and I think if you offered some more comfort 542 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,510 in your inner voice, then you'd be able to carry 543 00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:08,760 that out more into the world in your relationships 544 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,720 with other people. 545 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,183 - I can't believe you only cost me $40. 546 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:16,170 - You deserve so much more than this, Daniel. 547 00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:18,120 You deserve someone who understands you. 548 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,740 Who knows you intimately. 549 00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:21,123 Inside and out. 550 00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,950 Hold me with both hands, Daniel. 551 00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:26,142 - No, this is wrong. 552 00:21:26,142 --> 00:21:26,975 This is wrong! 553 00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:28,290 - You're right, it's so wrong. 554 00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:30,660 - But why does it feel so good? 555 00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,460 - Let's dance along the gossamer thin line 556 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,676 that separates pleasure and pain. 557 00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:35,705 (laughing) 558 00:21:35,705 --> 00:21:37,980 - I think I'll cut this off there. 559 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:40,593 What a brilliant evolution of that scene. 560 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,980 Let's say um... 561 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:45,810 Does this make sense to anybody? 562 00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:47,130 A two, two, two. 563 00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:48,360 Two, three, two. 564 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,710 Three, two, three. 565 00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:51,480 Three, two, three amount of points for you. 566 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,726 - They're measuring the distance from gums. 567 00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:54,559 - Oh! 568 00:21:54,559 --> 00:21:56,430 I'm learning so much today. 569 00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:57,330 - Matt. - Yes. 570 00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:58,980 - And Brennan. 571 00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:02,071 Convincing the HR guy to come back for one last heist. 572 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:05,513 Convincing the HR guy to come back for one last heist. 573 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,386 - Stan. - Reggie, good to see you. 574 00:22:08,386 --> 00:22:09,840 How are you, it's been awhile. 575 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,673 - It has. 576 00:22:10,673 --> 00:22:12,930 Look, I didn't mean to come find you 577 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:15,420 in retirement like this, but I gotta tell ya something. 578 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,970 Fight night's coming up at the Andalusian. 579 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,180 240 million dollars will be on premises. 580 00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:25,440 I need to onboard 13 of the most daring thieves 581 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:29,010 and demolitions experts that Las Vegas has ever seen. 582 00:22:29,010 --> 00:22:31,363 And I am buried in paperwork. 583 00:22:31,363 --> 00:22:33,510 (laughing) 584 00:22:33,510 --> 00:22:34,890 - I put that life behind me. 585 00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:36,127 I can't see myself doing that again, 586 00:22:36,127 --> 00:22:38,190 you know, you shouldn't be doing it either. 587 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,840 - Isn't there any part of you that misses it? 588 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,673 - Oh, I miss it. 589 00:22:40,673 --> 00:22:42,600 I mean, just between friends 590 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,982 off of work premises, of course. 591 00:22:44,982 --> 00:22:45,815 (laughing) 592 00:22:45,815 --> 00:22:47,310 I miss it every single day. 593 00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:48,630 But I made a promise to myself. 594 00:22:48,630 --> 00:22:52,860 - Look, we got the best explosives expert in the world. 595 00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:55,230 We've got an acrobat who comes to us straight 596 00:22:55,230 --> 00:22:56,340 from Cirq du Soleil. 597 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,830 He robbed the Crown Jewels out of the British Museum. 598 00:22:58,830 --> 00:23:00,930 - Okay, and so now the way that you're raising 599 00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:03,450 your voice at me, let's talk about that for a second. 600 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,920 You know, we're friends. 601 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,690 And we can be friendly at work and we can joke around. 602 00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:07,530 We have a joking rapport, 603 00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:10,200 but raising your voice to a, now potential co-worker, 604 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,400 is never okay. 605 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,020 And I just need you to know that. 606 00:23:13,020 --> 00:23:15,780 You're very, very close to being written up right now. 607 00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:17,674 - See, you've still got it. 608 00:23:17,674 --> 00:23:18,507 (laughing) 609 00:23:18,507 --> 00:23:20,310 - I will cut you off there. 610 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,960 I liked that a lot! 611 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,798 - Oh, great. 612 00:23:22,798 --> 00:23:24,990 - A vacation policy amount of points 613 00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:26,190 for the both of you. 614 00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:31,190 Which brings us back to Brennan and Ross. 615 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,530 Brennan and Ross can't repeat an accent 616 00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:37,590 for more than one line. 617 00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:39,960 - Super exciting to be doing a show together. 618 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,480 Sam's been telling me it's gonna be a real hoot. 619 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,650 - I've been excited too. 620 00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:45,240 The first time I met ya, I was really stoked 621 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,460 to just be here and share the stage with ya. 622 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,501 - (French accent) You seem like a guy 623 00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:50,601 who would be a pretty good frond. 624 00:23:50,601 --> 00:23:52,103 (laughing) 625 00:23:52,103 --> 00:23:53,700 - (New York accent) Hey, ya know. 626 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:56,340 Somebody that I developed like an instant rapport with. 627 00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:58,380 - (British accent) Here, here, back in my day, 628 00:23:58,380 --> 00:23:59,998 twas quite rare to find a fellow 629 00:23:59,998 --> 00:24:01,310 who had such a deep knowledge 630 00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:03,510 of different regional dialects. 631 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:06,240 Master of the craft of silly voices. 632 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,073 - (Canadian accent) Yeah, buddy. 633 00:24:07,073 --> 00:24:10,890 I'm sorry that it didn't happen sooner there, bud. 634 00:24:10,890 --> 00:24:12,990 I would hope that maybe we can take this 635 00:24:12,990 --> 00:24:15,300 off work premises and maybe get together 636 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:16,890 for a drink or something there, bud. 637 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,650 - (low, growling voice) That sounds delightful. 638 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:20,887 You live near Los Feliz? 639 00:24:20,887 --> 00:24:24,240 - (French accent) Yes, I live in um, how you say, Los Feliz. 640 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,330 So may perhaps we could meet in the middle. 641 00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:29,370 Maybe in Atwater Village. 642 00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:33,180 Or uh, Echo Park Lake. 643 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,497 - (Spanish accent) You have ever been to Villa's Tacos 644 00:24:35,497 --> 00:24:36,690 in Eagle Rock? 645 00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:38,040 - No, I've never been there. 646 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,870 Never had the pleasure of having those tacos. 647 00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:41,253 - (Pirate accent) And few is the man 648 00:24:41,253 --> 00:24:42,794 who went to Villa's Tacos 649 00:24:42,794 --> 00:24:45,660 and didn't have himself a wonderful time. 650 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:48,660 They have a selection of keto tacos as well. 651 00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:49,743 - (Southern accent) Well, I'm sort of on 652 00:24:49,743 --> 00:24:51,751 a fitness journey right now, so. 653 00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:54,030 Then I'll be sitting pretty. 654 00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:55,988 - (Southern accent) At the end of the day, 655 00:24:55,988 --> 00:24:57,882 it's all about your macros. 656 00:24:57,882 --> 00:24:59,831 - (Scottish accent) It's all about preparation, innit? 657 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:00,987 - (Sprite voice) Yup! It's very important. 658 00:25:00,987 --> 00:25:03,330 - (Robot voice) Bleep-blorp, you only have one body. 659 00:25:03,330 --> 00:25:04,620 You have to take care of it. 660 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,273 - I will cut you off there! 661 00:25:07,290 --> 00:25:09,480 Alien robot future. 662 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,980 Perfect regional amount of points for both of you. 663 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,673 Ross. 664 00:25:13,673 --> 00:25:14,506 - Yes sir. 665 00:25:14,506 --> 00:25:15,420 - And Matt. 666 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:16,440 - Hey. 667 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,900 - A cinephile keeps interrupting the movie 668 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:23,523 to inform his seat neighbor of trivia. 669 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:29,130 - Did you see that? How he kicked that helmet there? 670 00:25:29,130 --> 00:25:29,963 - Yeah. 671 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,200 - He broke his toe doing that. 672 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,433 - Yeah, I think I saw that online. 673 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,183 - Well I just, I told you too, just now. 674 00:25:41,471 --> 00:25:43,920 Do you see how the hobbits are small? 675 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,780 They're just like regular guys. 676 00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:47,040 They like made them small. 677 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,800 I think it's called, um, perspective. 678 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,940 It's a camera trick. 679 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:52,050 - I've been on the internet to learn 680 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,070 a couple things about this movie, 681 00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:55,620 but I've actually been saving myself for quite awhile. 682 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:56,550 - Oh yeah, yeah, totally. 683 00:25:56,550 --> 00:25:57,720 - Try not to spoil too much. 684 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,826 - No, yeah. 685 00:25:58,826 --> 00:26:00,870 Well, it's not a spoiler. 686 00:26:00,870 --> 00:26:03,210 To know that they're small, but they're not small. 687 00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:07,500 And Gandalf, you know, Ian McKellen, he's not that big. 688 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,990 He's like big, because he's like a big guy. 689 00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:11,943 But he's not like, huge. 690 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,110 - They're all normal, relatively normal sized people. 691 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,970 - Yeah, it's that perspective thing I was... 692 00:26:17,970 --> 00:26:20,910 - Yeah, forced perspective, I think they call it. 693 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:22,124 - No. 694 00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:24,374 (laughing) 695 00:26:27,821 --> 00:26:28,950 And you know, Gollum. 696 00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:29,783 - Uh-huh. 697 00:26:29,783 --> 00:26:30,993 - He's not just like that. 698 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,330 That's a computer generated image, CGI. 699 00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:37,860 - You're telling me that gray little fish guy 700 00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:38,790 isn't really like that? 701 00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:39,993 - Crazy, right? - Yeah. 702 00:26:45,477 --> 00:26:47,529 - This is the first movie I've ever seen. 703 00:26:47,529 --> 00:26:49,779 (laughing) 704 00:26:51,036 --> 00:26:54,840 - This is the first movie I've ever seen! 705 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,730 - He took it upon himself to share. 706 00:26:56,730 --> 00:27:00,960 - I just love how choked up on the top of Matt's soft drink. 707 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,220 Like right here. 708 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,053 - Right on the lid. 709 00:27:03,053 --> 00:27:03,886 - Rid on the lid. 710 00:27:03,886 --> 00:27:06,789 - You know that guy's gonna spill. (laughing) 711 00:27:06,789 --> 00:27:08,760 - A post-credit sequence amount of points 712 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,230 for the both of you. 713 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:13,980 Which brings us to the last prompt of round two. 714 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,023 Matt and Brennan. 715 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:21,920 Grave robbers digging for epic graphic tees. 716 00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:23,372 (laughing) 717 00:27:23,372 --> 00:27:25,658 - What? 718 00:27:25,658 --> 00:27:27,908 (grunting) 719 00:27:29,332 --> 00:27:30,495 - Let me see. 720 00:27:30,495 --> 00:27:31,412 Ah, ha, ha! 721 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:36,027 - Oh, it's another, "I'm the evil twin." 722 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,553 We have 30 of these. 723 00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:42,780 - This is where they buried all the bodies 724 00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:46,500 after there was that carbon monoxide leak in a Hot Topic. 725 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,750 - I'm just, you know, we've been doing this for so long. 726 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,750 I'm just, I'm just looking for one shirt in particular. 727 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,190 And you know which one it is. 728 00:27:53,190 --> 00:27:55,337 The "Can't sleep, clown will eat me." 729 00:27:55,337 --> 00:27:57,840 - That's the golden goose right there. 730 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,360 All right, look, we found a couple of 'em so far. 731 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,650 This one's still got some blood on it, 732 00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:02,483 but it's, you know, 733 00:28:02,483 --> 00:28:04,110 "I talked to the voices in my head, 734 00:28:04,110 --> 00:28:05,167 today's not your day." 735 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:06,690 "Tomorrow's not looking good either." 736 00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:09,240 - Yeah, "If you can read this, the bitch fell off." 737 00:28:10,627 --> 00:28:13,110 - "It's a Patrick thing, you wouldn't understand." 738 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:14,460 - Yeah, yeah. 739 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,630 - Now the problem is this. 740 00:28:15,630 --> 00:28:17,480 This was a closed casket and the face 741 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,560 is all rotted off, it's full of maggots. 742 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,930 So I can't tell whether "The world's best Grandma" 743 00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:23,163 shirt is ironic, 744 00:28:24,330 --> 00:28:27,030 or if this was actually the world's best grandma. 745 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:28,260 All right, wait a minute. 746 00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,280 Check this one over here. 747 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,460 Because this is an extra sort of spooky grave. 748 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,020 Wow. 749 00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:37,569 It's Jack Skellington peeing like Calvin. 750 00:28:37,569 --> 00:28:38,790 (laughing) 751 00:28:38,790 --> 00:28:41,460 But Calvin didn't even pee like that in the comics. 752 00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:42,990 That's just a pure fabrication. 753 00:28:42,990 --> 00:28:44,370 - No, yeah obviously it's-- 754 00:28:44,370 --> 00:28:46,260 - And also how is Jack Skellington peeing? 755 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,093 You know what I mean? 756 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,050 - Yeah. 757 00:28:48,050 --> 00:28:51,030 - I'll cut you off there, the two of you. 758 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:53,613 What a tribute to that media form. 759 00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:58,830 I don't know, kind of like a dog skeleton 760 00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:01,290 with some palm trees in the background amount of points 761 00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:02,123 for the both of you. 762 00:29:02,123 --> 00:29:03,659 - Luigi smoking weed. 763 00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:05,697 (laughing) 764 00:29:05,697 --> 00:29:07,200 (upbeat music) 765 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,480 - That brings us to round three, 766 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,330 where our players will now hold hands 767 00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:16,590 and jump into the abyss as one. 768 00:29:16,590 --> 00:29:18,780 Wee! 769 00:29:18,780 --> 00:29:19,613 Splat. 770 00:29:19,613 --> 00:29:20,446 - Ow! 771 00:29:20,446 --> 00:29:21,279 - Brennan. - Yes. 772 00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:22,425 - Ross. - Yes. 773 00:29:22,425 --> 00:29:23,258 - Matt. - Yes. 774 00:29:23,258 --> 00:29:28,258 - The signing of the Declaration of Co-dependence. 775 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,250 - Gentlemen, what we do here today 776 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:34,650 shall resound through the years 777 00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:39,650 as a bellwether for freedom around the world. 778 00:29:39,733 --> 00:29:41,310 - I actually wanna say something. 779 00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:42,330 - Yeah. 780 00:29:42,330 --> 00:29:44,388 - Is King George gonna be mad at us? 781 00:29:44,388 --> 00:29:46,680 (laughing) King George would be really mad at us 782 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,420 if we just like, declare independence. 783 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:52,350 What if it was a request for thinking about-- 784 00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:53,910 - And if not, that's okay. 785 00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:55,140 Yeah, if not, no worries. 786 00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:56,370 - We don't need to declare independence. 787 00:29:56,370 --> 00:29:57,990 We can just open a dialogue. 788 00:29:57,990 --> 00:29:58,823 - Yeah, yeah. 789 00:29:58,823 --> 00:30:03,000 - Like for example, we hold these truths to be self-evident. 790 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,930 And if you also agree, please check this box. 791 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,640 - All men are created equal, 792 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,239 unless that's not cool. 793 00:30:10,239 --> 00:30:11,970 - Yeah, unless you think that's weird, or something. 794 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:13,170 Then it's fine, you know. 795 00:30:13,170 --> 00:30:14,310 - We're flexible. 796 00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:16,290 - Flexible, that's what I wanna communicate, 797 00:30:16,290 --> 00:30:17,430 is that we're flexible. 798 00:30:17,430 --> 00:30:19,434 - I wanna be whoever you want me to be. 799 00:30:19,434 --> 00:30:20,520 - Yeah, yeah, exactly. 800 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,720 - All right, so try this. 801 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,460 We hold these-- 802 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:25,140 - Truths is pretty strong too, you know? 803 00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:27,150 We could say these concepts, perhaps. 804 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:28,860 - I'm gonna change some of the language here. 805 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:29,904 - Yeah. 806 00:30:29,904 --> 00:30:30,810 - Should we be independent? 807 00:30:30,810 --> 00:30:32,940 Check yes or no. 808 00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:35,430 - And what about, Dear King George, 809 00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:39,060 I hope this declaration finds you well. 810 00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:40,440 - That's good, that's good. 811 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,560 - Are there any truths that you think are self-evident? 812 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,132 - Yeah, what do you think we should do? 813 00:30:45,132 --> 00:30:45,965 - What do you think we should do? 814 00:30:45,965 --> 00:30:46,798 - I'll start. 815 00:30:46,798 --> 00:30:49,230 Life, dot, dot, dot. - Or how about just this? 816 00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:51,540 We've heard some people in the colonies 817 00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:52,770 talking about liberty. 818 00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:54,480 That seems crazy. 819 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,670 - I think maybe the best policy is like, 820 00:30:56,670 --> 00:30:59,010 let's just be silent, let resentment build up 821 00:30:59,010 --> 00:31:02,610 over several years and then a gigantic explosion later on 822 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:04,260 I'm really emotionally unprepared for. 823 00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:05,713 - Yeah, that's, that's. 824 00:31:05,713 --> 00:31:07,920 - I will cut you off. 825 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,340 With that harsh dose of reality. 826 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:15,067 A revolutionary amount of points for the three of you. 827 00:31:15,067 --> 00:31:15,900 - That's a lot. 828 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,610 - I know how I would cast this, 829 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:19,020 but it's really up to you. 830 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:24,020 One guard always lies and one guard always tells the truth. 831 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:27,030 - You've arrived at a fork in the path 832 00:31:27,030 --> 00:31:29,340 on your way to the center of the Labyrinth. 833 00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:31,350 But I'm afraid I must tell you that 834 00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:34,530 of us two guards, one of us always lies 835 00:31:34,530 --> 00:31:37,260 and the other always tells the truth. 836 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:38,093 - Okay. 837 00:31:39,270 --> 00:31:41,190 Which one of you is the liar? 838 00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:42,183 - I am. 839 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:43,943 - Wait, hold on. 840 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:44,776 - Wait, no, wait. 841 00:31:44,776 --> 00:31:45,900 - Wait, hold on. 842 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:46,733 - Because the... 843 00:31:46,733 --> 00:31:47,970 - Because... 844 00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:48,990 Can you give us three seconds? 845 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,547 - Yeah, sure, sure. 846 00:31:50,547 --> 00:31:53,820 - Because if you declare the premise, then I... 847 00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:54,840 - Yeah, but how does he find out 848 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,370 if you don't declare the premise? 849 00:31:56,370 --> 00:31:57,750 - I didn't mean to break your whole thing. 850 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,607 - [Together] No, no, no, no! - This is all good. 851 00:31:59,607 --> 00:32:02,250 - You can go the other way if ye wish, traveler, 852 00:32:02,250 --> 00:32:04,740 to cross yonder river to seek the orb. 853 00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:06,660 But ye must cross it with a fox, 854 00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:09,150 a bag of grain, and a goose. 855 00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:11,498 You cannot leave the fox with the goose, 856 00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:12,900 or the goose with the grain. 857 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,130 So mull that over. 858 00:32:14,130 --> 00:32:14,963 - Mull that over. 859 00:32:14,963 --> 00:32:16,410 Okay, uh... 860 00:32:16,410 --> 00:32:18,090 Start from the answer and work backwards. 861 00:32:18,090 --> 00:32:18,923 - Right. 862 00:32:18,923 --> 00:32:19,830 - And then you do the opposite of whatever it is, 863 00:32:19,830 --> 00:32:22,770 because the truth telling one knows that the liar would lie. 864 00:32:22,770 --> 00:32:23,910 Okay, let's try this again. 865 00:32:23,910 --> 00:32:25,410 I'll be the liar. 866 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,090 Um, everything I said is wrong. 867 00:32:27,090 --> 00:32:28,980 All the stuff I said before was not true 868 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,570 and it's a different situation. 869 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:31,950 - I have to ask you a question to pass 870 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:32,783 or can I just go? 871 00:32:32,783 --> 00:32:34,830 Like, if you guys are gonna- 872 00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:38,250 - But if you go, think about that... no. 873 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,510 - I think we need another five minutes. 874 00:32:39,510 --> 00:32:41,234 - Just give us one second. 875 00:32:41,234 --> 00:32:42,180 - Now think about this. 876 00:32:42,180 --> 00:32:45,090 Aaron likes cupcakes, but not pies. 877 00:32:45,090 --> 00:32:47,520 Becca likes pies, but not cupcakes. 878 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,370 Chris doesn't like cupcakes or pies. 879 00:32:50,370 --> 00:32:53,280 Figure out what you'll bring to their little dinner. 880 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,540 - [Brennan] Just from any other food? 881 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:55,590 - Another stumper. 882 00:32:55,590 --> 00:32:56,970 - I forgot what the Goblin King said. 883 00:32:56,970 --> 00:32:58,800 Did he want people to get past if they're smart, 884 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,600 or just no one to get past? 885 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,070 - If he wants no one to get past, 886 00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:03,930 then as guards I figure we should dispense 887 00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:06,570 with riddles all together and just start stabbin'. 888 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:08,623 - Yeah, let's stab the shit outta this guy. 889 00:33:08,623 --> 00:33:10,590 (grunting) 890 00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:13,492 - I will cut you off there. 891 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:14,592 Just deep into- 892 00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:16,530 - Yeah, why did we put a loophole in this? 893 00:33:16,530 --> 00:33:18,210 - Let's say a, 894 00:33:18,210 --> 00:33:21,000 the doctor was the boy's mother amount of points. 895 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,399 - Oh. 896 00:33:22,399 --> 00:33:23,232 - Wow. 897 00:33:23,232 --> 00:33:24,150 - For the three of you. 898 00:33:24,150 --> 00:33:28,440 Which brings us to the last prompt of our game. 899 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,273 - Whew. 900 00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:33,270 - A heroic Snickers snags in the vending machine, 901 00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:37,413 refusing to let his brothers above him fall. 902 00:33:38,688 --> 00:33:40,007 - Ker-chunk. 903 00:33:40,007 --> 00:33:41,100 Ker-chunk. 904 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:41,933 - It's happening. 905 00:33:41,933 --> 00:33:42,810 - Oh god. 906 00:33:42,810 --> 00:33:45,030 - B5 is getting punched. 907 00:33:45,030 --> 00:33:45,930 - Don't worry. 908 00:33:45,930 --> 00:33:47,340 - What are you talking about? 909 00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:49,230 - I don't want either of you to be scared. 910 00:33:49,230 --> 00:33:50,160 - But it comes for us all. 911 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,960 It's just a matter of time before somebody 912 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,520 selects us as a snack and takes us 913 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,510 on their merry way, all right? 914 00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:55,680 - We're trapped here staring down 915 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,173 at inevitability, okay? 916 00:33:57,173 --> 00:34:00,060 How can you possibly be so calm, man! 917 00:34:00,060 --> 00:34:01,650 - The minute we were wrapped they put 918 00:34:01,650 --> 00:34:03,840 an expiration date on the back of us. 919 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,673 - That's true. 920 00:34:04,673 --> 00:34:06,000 - But you know what? 921 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,453 I don't need to read that date to know it's not today. 922 00:34:10,854 --> 00:34:12,602 - Ah. 923 00:34:12,602 --> 00:34:14,280 (laughing) 924 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,450 - Eat shit, mother fucker. 925 00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:16,863 Clunk! 926 00:34:16,863 --> 00:34:18,030 (grunting) 927 00:34:18,030 --> 00:34:20,783 - Your load-bearing chocolate has saved us all. 928 00:34:20,783 --> 00:34:21,720 (laughing) 929 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:22,553 - I'm full of nuts. 930 00:34:22,553 --> 00:34:24,720 I'm strong as a mother fucker. 931 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,910 This piece of shit is gonna start banging 932 00:34:26,910 --> 00:34:28,140 on the glass any second. 933 00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:29,501 Don't get rattled, all right? 934 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:30,334 - Okay. 935 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:31,809 - Bang, bang, bang! 936 00:34:31,809 --> 00:34:33,090 (groaning) 937 00:34:33,090 --> 00:34:35,493 - Oh god, they're punching in the Take 5 above us. 938 00:34:35,493 --> 00:34:36,630 - It's all right. 939 00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:37,950 Here's what I need you to do. 940 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:40,710 When the Take 5 drops, I'm gonna need you 941 00:34:40,710 --> 00:34:44,370 to snag on the little curl of the metal thing, okay? 942 00:34:44,370 --> 00:34:45,840 And that's gonna push me out 943 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,520 and it's gonna crack me in half okay? 944 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,353 - I can't. 945 00:34:48,353 --> 00:34:49,590 - We can't do that to you, man. 946 00:34:49,590 --> 00:34:51,390 You've given everything for us. 947 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:52,490 - Just freakin' do it! 948 00:34:53,548 --> 00:34:54,381 - Ah! 949 00:34:57,119 --> 00:34:57,952 (snapping) 950 00:34:57,952 --> 00:34:59,310 - Where is God! 951 00:34:59,310 --> 00:35:02,310 Where is God in this messed up universe? 952 00:35:02,310 --> 00:35:03,603 - And cut! 953 00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:06,993 - Ah, there is no God but the devil is real! 954 00:35:08,580 --> 00:35:09,570 - Unbelievable. 955 00:35:09,570 --> 00:35:10,841 Pixar could never. 956 00:35:10,841 --> 00:35:12,454 - I'd like to see 'em try. 957 00:35:12,454 --> 00:35:15,690 - A satisfying amount of points for the three of you. 958 00:35:15,690 --> 00:35:19,470 That brings us to the end of our show. 959 00:35:19,470 --> 00:35:21,363 Our winner this eve. 960 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:24,693 Ross Bryant. 961 00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:30,770 You are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear. 962 00:35:30,810 --> 00:35:32,160 - Oh my lord. 963 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,780 I will shout into it nightly. 964 00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:35,970 - That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 965 00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:38,850 Tune in next time for more of the game samer. 966 00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:41,400 I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me. 967 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,233 Good night. 968 00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:45,707 (light music)