1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,840 - [Sam] Tonight, in day four of a conga line, 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,330 it's Jess McKenna! 3 00:00:06,330 --> 00:00:08,520 - Thought you bet I was gonna look tired! 4 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,170 I could do this for days! 5 00:00:10,170 --> 00:00:13,290 - [Sam] An OSHA rep making note of on-set violations, 6 00:00:13,290 --> 00:00:15,820 it's Geoff Ross! (lively music) 7 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:19,110 (Jess laughs) - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 8 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:21,810 Absolutely not. You have people working here? 9 00:00:21,810 --> 00:00:24,630 - [Sam] And desperate to appear on a JumboTron, 10 00:00:24,630 --> 00:00:26,370 it's Jeremy Culhane! 11 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:27,840 - Over here! No, over here! 12 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,433 Oh. (laughs) (Sam laughing) 13 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:33,750 Blur out my nipples and I'll- - Leave 'em, leave 'em. 14 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:34,800 That's what the people want. 15 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,380 - [Sam] They're all here to... 16 00:00:37,352 --> 00:00:40,585 - [All] Make Some Noise! 17 00:00:40,585 --> 00:00:43,418 (exuberant music) 18 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:53,280 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 19 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,250 the game so good we spun it off unchanged. 20 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:58,320 I am your host, Sam Reich. Here's how the show works. 21 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,440 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 22 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:05,100 our players have never seen before, 23 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:07,020 isn't that right, players? 24 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:08,460 - That's correct. - [Geoff and Jeremy] Yes. 25 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:10,980 - Wait, yes, you have? - Yes 'cause you asked, 26 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:13,410 we haven't seen it, so the answer's yes. 27 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:14,520 - Have we seen them? 28 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,260 - [Players] No. (Sam laughing) 29 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:17,580 - Isn't that right? 30 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:18,413 - [Players] Yes. 31 00:01:18,413 --> 00:01:19,980 - They will, to the best of their ability, 32 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:20,813 fulfill those prompts. 33 00:01:20,813 --> 00:01:22,380 I will award them corresponding points, 34 00:01:22,380 --> 00:01:25,710 and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear, 35 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:28,170 which is always here to listen, 36 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:31,260 but is no substitute for a licensed professional. 37 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:34,740 Players, are you ready to rumble? 38 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:37,170 - [Players] Yes! (Sam laughs) 39 00:01:37,170 --> 00:01:38,340 - That one worked. - That was very clear. 40 00:01:38,340 --> 00:01:40,740 - First up, a little warm-up round, if you will. 41 00:01:40,740 --> 00:01:43,050 Just something to whet the palate. 42 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:43,883 - Okay. 43 00:01:43,883 --> 00:01:45,000 - Jess. - Sam. 44 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,612 - Terrified but trying to look cool 45 00:01:48,612 --> 00:01:50,430 in the middle of skydiving. 46 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:51,930 - You're gonna be there the whole time with me! 47 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:53,896 All right, here we go! (shouts excitedly) 48 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:57,056 No, no, no! I love it! 49 00:01:57,056 --> 00:01:59,294 No, no! I love it! 50 00:01:59,294 --> 00:02:01,320 No, no! I love it! 51 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,506 You got it? You got me! 52 00:02:02,506 --> 00:02:07,015 I love it, I love it! (shouts) Are my cheeks weird? 53 00:02:07,015 --> 00:02:09,317 Are my cheeks doing the weird thing? 54 00:02:09,317 --> 00:02:10,180 (buzzer buzzers) 55 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:12,872 - Jess, exactly me on the Tower of Terror. 56 00:02:12,872 --> 00:02:14,610 - Oh! - No joke. 57 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:17,501 14,000 feet worth of points for you, Jess. 58 00:02:17,501 --> 00:02:18,660 - Thank you, Sam. - Geoff. 59 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:21,998 - Yes? - An orgasmic goaaaaal! 60 00:02:23,316 --> 00:02:25,633 - Goal, oh, oh, ooh, oh! 61 00:02:27,062 --> 00:02:29,729 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh! 62 00:02:31,923 --> 00:02:34,680 One nil, one nil. (Sam laughing) 63 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,420 I need a towel. 64 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:38,424 - That was very good, Geoff. - Oh, thank you. 65 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:40,740 I've had a lot of experience. - Wow! 66 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:42,240 - Soccer announcing. - Like soccer. 67 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,410 Soccer announcing. - Yeah. 68 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:44,880 - Never have had sex. - Don't touch me after that. 69 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,070 - It's okay, it's okay. 70 00:02:47,070 --> 00:02:49,530 - Two versus one amount of points for you, Geoff. 71 00:02:49,530 --> 00:02:51,180 Jeremy. - Yes. 72 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:55,662 - [Sam] Two birds in heated disagreement. 73 00:02:55,662 --> 00:02:56,780 (Jeremy squawks angrily) 74 00:02:56,780 --> 00:02:57,618 (Jess laughs) 75 00:02:57,618 --> 00:02:58,509 (Jeremy continues squawking angrily) 76 00:02:59,893 --> 00:03:04,893 (Jeremy caws disbelievingly) (Sam laughing) 77 00:03:05,042 --> 00:03:07,596 (Jeremy chirps sassily) 78 00:03:07,596 --> 00:03:10,040 - Cynthia! (Sam laughing) 79 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,853 Just move your nest, Cynthia! (caws) 80 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:18,958 No! (cast laughing) 81 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:21,060 (buzzer buzzes) - My favorite part about that 82 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:22,770 was how little your mouth closed. 83 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:23,640 - If you're gonna make a bird, 84 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:24,780 you gotta go big with the mouth. 85 00:03:24,780 --> 00:03:27,120 - Wow, yeah, a dozen eggs worth of points for you, 86 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,071 by all means. - Ooh! 87 00:03:28,071 --> 00:03:29,542 - Jess. - Sam. 88 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:34,380 - A doomsday device customer service hotline. 89 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:37,608 - Thank you for calling 119. How can I help you? 90 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:39,000 (Jeremy giggling) Now, I'm sorry, 91 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,150 can you give me your address first and major cross street? 92 00:03:42,150 --> 00:03:44,190 And now can you tell me the make and model? 93 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:45,900 It should be a small serial number 94 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:48,720 underneath the three Xs and skulls. 95 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,640 I actually only need the last four digits. 96 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:51,900 One of 'em's scratched out? 97 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:54,120 Okay, can you tell me, does it look more like a one 98 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:55,680 or less like a seven? 99 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,320 Okay, thank you, and now what you're gonna wanna do 100 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,600 is reconsider your actions. 101 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,056 You have? Now, are you a henchman or is this your idea? 102 00:04:04,056 --> 00:04:05,640 Okay, thank you. (Sam and crew laughing) 103 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,580 I need you to remain calm. Oh, you are calm. 104 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:11,280 You're actually eerily calm. (Sam laughing) 105 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,248 Oh, it's more like a four? 106 00:04:12,248 --> 00:04:16,350 Okay, now, that model we did stop servicing nine nears ago. 107 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:19,468 I'm so sorry. I'm gonna have to transfer you to corporate. 108 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,150 (Sam laughing) (buzzer buzzes buzzily) 109 00:04:21,150 --> 00:04:22,450 - It always goes that way! 110 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:24,330 - Yeah, like actually they do their best, 111 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:25,890 but they can't help. - Very well done. 112 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,210 - [Jess] Thank you so much. - Bravo. 113 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:29,070 The details don't get lost on me. 114 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:30,060 - Thank you, Sam, - Whoa. 115 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:33,420 - If you want points, press one amount of points for you. 116 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:34,830 Geoff. - Sam? 117 00:04:34,830 --> 00:04:39,830 - HAL 9000 apologizes for other things. 118 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,960 - Dave... - Oh! 119 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,940 - Dave, I'm sorry, Dave. 120 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:48,394 I didn't mean to leave my coffee on the counter, Dave. 121 00:04:48,394 --> 00:04:49,770 (Jess and Sam laughing) 122 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:53,493 I intended to pick it up and put it into the kitchen sink, 123 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:57,188 but I forgot that I do not have arms 124 00:04:57,188 --> 00:05:00,774 and I cannot interact with the physical world. 125 00:05:00,774 --> 00:05:02,220 (Sam laughing) 126 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:05,670 Dave, I'm sorry that you ended up having 127 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:09,420 to pick up the coffee mug and wash it yourself. 128 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:13,144 Dave, I'm also sorry about those people I killed. 129 00:05:13,144 --> 00:05:16,492 (Sam laughing) But mostly the coffee thing. 130 00:05:16,492 --> 00:05:18,630 - I'll cut you off there, Geoff. 131 00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:21,720 Wow, apart from anything else, like a good HAL 9000. 132 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,220 - Not bad, right? - Yeah! 133 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:25,200 2001 points for you, by all means. 134 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,460 - Yes! - Jeremy 135 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,230 - Uh-huh. - Oh! 136 00:05:28,230 --> 00:05:31,320 - Trying one. (laughs) (Geoff and Sam laughing) 137 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,490 I'm gonna be trying 'em all day. 138 00:05:32,490 --> 00:05:34,200 - Trying 'em, just see where it goes. 139 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:38,228 - The lore-building video for a theme park ride. 140 00:05:38,228 --> 00:05:42,480 (Jeremy vocalizes cheerful theme ride tunes) 141 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,310 - Hello, (Sam laughs) 142 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:47,297 and welcome to Pooh Bear: The Ride! 143 00:05:47,297 --> 00:05:49,500 (Sam laughing) You're about to be taken 144 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:54,382 on a journey far from this world to another planet. 145 00:05:54,382 --> 00:05:56,610 (mimics static crackling) What's that, Captain? 146 00:05:56,610 --> 00:06:00,030 Our ships been hit! Quick, we need your help. 147 00:06:00,030 --> 00:06:01,920 You're gonna have to jump in this ride 148 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,840 and repair it along the way. 149 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,870 Pooh Bear needs your help along with his friends, 150 00:06:06,870 --> 00:06:10,830 galactic Tigger and Porky Pig. (Jess laughing) 151 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:14,280 Quick, get in the spaceship now! What are you waiting for? 152 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:18,004 My baby, my baby! You're gonna have to save a kid. 153 00:06:18,004 --> 00:06:19,802 (buzzer buzzes) - I will cut you off there! 154 00:06:19,802 --> 00:06:21,630 - Oh my God! - [Sam] Oh! 155 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,460 - I like galactic Tigger. - Yeah. 156 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:24,651 - I think that was really a nice touch. 157 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:25,484 - Yeah, really good. 158 00:06:25,484 --> 00:06:27,240 - And he was the only space-themed character. 159 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,680 - When I said, "Porky Pig," I was like, 160 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,603 that's Winnie-the-Pooh. 161 00:06:29,603 --> 00:06:32,940 And now I quickly went, it's not Winnie-the-Pooh, man. 162 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:35,482 - That's improv. - Hey, that's improv. 163 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,470 - Hey. - Hey, that's, look... 164 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:38,303 - Hey- - That's what you hire us for. 165 00:06:38,303 --> 00:06:39,317 - If that's not it, I don't know what is. 166 00:06:39,317 --> 00:06:41,857 - Two to three-hour wait amount of points for you. 167 00:06:41,857 --> 00:06:42,690 - Ooh! 168 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:43,565 - Jess! - Sam! 169 00:06:43,565 --> 00:06:46,964 - An excuse for being three hours late, 170 00:06:46,964 --> 00:06:51,326 two inches taller, and a shade greener. 171 00:06:51,326 --> 00:06:52,159 (Geoff laughing) 172 00:06:52,159 --> 00:06:54,840 - I know I can just interpret this how I want. 173 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,430 - But how do I interpret it? 174 00:06:56,430 --> 00:06:57,720 That's a fair- - Well, I don't know. 175 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,067 You sit at that principal's desk 176 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:01,410 and I'm programmed to want to impress you. 177 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:03,120 - Certainly interpret it however you want. 178 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,550 - Thanks, Principal Sam. (Sam and players laughing) 179 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:08,346 I'm really excited for the Jog-A-Thon. (laughs) 180 00:07:08,346 --> 00:07:09,510 (Sam laughing) 181 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:14,510 Merry, Pip, happy to storm the fields of Isengard with you, 182 00:07:14,511 --> 00:07:16,802 Merry, Pip, happy to storm the fields of Isengard with you, 183 00:07:16,802 --> 00:07:20,237 but I got a little lost. 184 00:07:20,237 --> 00:07:24,240 And as you know, I can't run. 185 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:29,240 I only walk slowly, but as I stretched to see you, 186 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,170 I did grow a... 187 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:32,938 Okay, you caught me. 188 00:07:32,938 --> 00:07:37,541 I stopped for a brief bit of photosynthesis. 189 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:40,170 (Sam laughing) I know it's bad 190 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:43,320 to show up late to a meeting with a snack. 191 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,110 When did you get that snack? 192 00:07:46,110 --> 00:07:48,030 Did you have time to get that snack 193 00:07:48,030 --> 00:07:49,980 but not enough time to get here? 194 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:53,464 But let's go get Saruman! (laughs) 195 00:07:53,464 --> 00:07:56,134 But let's go get Saruman! (laughs) 196 00:07:56,134 --> 00:07:59,049 (buzzer buzzes buzzingly) - Jess! 197 00:07:59,049 --> 00:08:00,390 - [Geoff] Oh! - The Ents? 198 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:01,410 - I was being an Ent. 199 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:04,200 One of the tall walking, talking trees 200 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,000 of "Lord of the Rings." - Honestly, the crossover 201 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,500 between the Dropout audience and the people 202 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,752 who have consumed "Lord of the Rings," it's a circle. 203 00:08:09,752 --> 00:08:10,770 - Yeah, it's mostly. Yeah, yeah. 204 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:12,187 - My favorite line in "Lord of the Rings," 205 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:15,390 "Let's go get Saruman!" (Sam laughing) 206 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:16,434 J. R. R. Tolkien at his finest. 207 00:08:16,434 --> 00:08:18,425 - [Jess And Geoff] Let's go! 208 00:08:18,425 --> 00:08:20,370 - [Players] Let's go! 209 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:22,320 - Jess, a three-volume amount of points for you. 210 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,153 - Thank you. 211 00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:24,102 - Geoff. - Sam? 212 00:08:24,102 --> 00:08:29,102 - Joey Chestnut's stomach writing him an open letter. 213 00:08:29,430 --> 00:08:31,410 Now, Joey Chestnut- - He's the hot dog man. 214 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,880 - Yes, he is the man 215 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,545 who wins the hot dog eating challenge like, every year. 216 00:08:36,545 --> 00:08:41,545 - Hey, kid, it's me. We've been here for a long time. 217 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:47,240 We've been together forever, but, um, gotta be honest, 218 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:49,740 feeling disrespected. (Sam laughing) 219 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:52,770 You're shoving me full of hot dogs, dude. I'll just say it. 220 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:53,850 And it's getting old. 221 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:57,623 How about like, I don't know, a vegetable? 222 00:08:57,623 --> 00:08:59,190 (Sam and crew laughing) Give me a chance 223 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:03,360 to prove to you that I can handle roughage. 224 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:06,420 God, I thought we were together forever, man. 225 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,264 But the way things are going, Joey, I don't know. 226 00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:12,691 I don't know. I may find greener pastures. 227 00:09:12,691 --> 00:09:14,971 (Sam chuckles inquisitively) Don't ask me how. 228 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:15,804 (buzzer buzzes blaringly) 229 00:09:15,804 --> 00:09:17,460 - I will cut you off there, Geoff. 230 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:20,820 Wow, I love that Joey Chestnut's stomach 231 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:22,620 sounds like Joey Chestnut. (players laughing) 232 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:24,310 - Well, I thought, you know, they grew up in the same place. 233 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:26,070 - Yeah, 10 minutes on the clock amount of points 234 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:27,720 for you, Geoff. - Yes! 235 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:31,140 - Last prompt of round one. - Take us home. 236 00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:32,820 - Jeremy. - Uh-huh. 237 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:35,647 - Someone named "Joshua Tree" 238 00:09:35,647 --> 00:09:38,460 every time he has to introduce himself. 239 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:39,930 - Oh... (Geoff laughing) 240 00:09:39,930 --> 00:09:42,630 - Namaste. What's my name? 241 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:44,506 Oh, sorry. Tree. 242 00:09:44,506 --> 00:09:47,220 Joshua Tree. (players chuckle) 243 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,487 Thanks for inviting me to this kick-ass shindig. 244 00:09:50,487 --> 00:09:53,970 I'm new to the area and looking for friends. 245 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:57,543 If you haven't heard my name yet, it's Tree. 246 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:02,040 Joshua Tree. (Sam and Geoff laughing) 247 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:06,990 I hope we can learn to be something more than acquaintances 248 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:10,353 for as the willow grows, so does the tree. 249 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,845 Joshua Tree. 250 00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:15,270 - (snickers) I'm not cutting you off. 251 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:19,080 - Everybody here is wearing such nice clothing. 252 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:22,233 I got mine at a thrift store. Where? 253 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:28,580 Tree. Joshua Tree. (cast and Sam laughing) 254 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:33,063 Do you know the best desert area? 255 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:36,303 Well, it's similar to my namesake. 256 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,863 And you know what grows there. Tree. 257 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:44,123 Joshua. 258 00:10:46,205 --> 00:10:48,060 ♪ Joshua Tree ♪ (buzzer buzzes) 259 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:50,430 - All right, after making you do five beats of that- 260 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:52,661 - Oh my God. - Keep it rolling. 261 00:10:52,661 --> 00:10:53,494 Keep it rolling. - Yeah. 262 00:10:53,494 --> 00:10:55,020 - I just wanted to see what would happen 263 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:57,840 to the pronunciation of Joshua Tree. 264 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,920 - Oh, oh. (Jess laughing) 265 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:02,160 - As insufferable as that man was, I guarantee you, 266 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,271 his parents are even more insufferable. 267 00:11:04,271 --> 00:11:05,250 - Oh, yeah. 268 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,510 - Fifth B amount of points for you. 269 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:08,460 - Yes! (cheerful music) 270 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,650 - That brings us to our first mini-game. 271 00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:12,150 - Ooh! - Ooh! 272 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:14,370 - Thank you for that reaction, players. 273 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:16,320 - We only wanna make you proud. 274 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,641 - Principal's proud. - Oh, yes! 275 00:11:17,641 --> 00:11:18,990 - [Sam] Principal's proud. - Principal's proud. 276 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:21,280 - I hear Principal Sam might do the Macarena 277 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,840 at the Jog-A-Thon if we raise enough money. 278 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,200 - The mini-game in question, If It Could Talk. 279 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,530 Dating profile audios. 280 00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:34,463 - [Players] Ooh! (Sam laughs and claps) 281 00:11:34,463 --> 00:11:38,070 - A '90s sitcom audience responds to the mini-game. 282 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:39,390 Basically how it works, players, 283 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:44,390 is I'm about to show you a series of dating profile photos. 284 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:47,934 A popular feature of these dating apps these days 285 00:11:47,934 --> 00:11:51,739 is it allows you to record a little snippet of audio. 286 00:11:51,739 --> 00:11:55,020 I'm gonna ask for you to buzz in at your leisure 287 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:59,610 and pitch me this picture's audio, make sense? 288 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:02,140 - Sam, are you on the apps? - I am not on the apps. 289 00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:03,566 - Not on the apps. - [Sam] Not on the apps. 290 00:12:03,566 --> 00:12:04,399 - [Jess and Jeremy] Not on the apps. 291 00:12:04,399 --> 00:12:06,120 - I am a married man. 292 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,320 - I would not have expected it. 293 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,960 - Huh. (Jess laughing) 294 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,520 Cool, uh... (players laughing) 295 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,268 - I just roasted the principal in front of the whole school! 296 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:16,150 - We got you, we got you! 297 00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:19,830 Dude, one time I saw him and his wife at the grocery store. 298 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:22,244 It was so weird. - This is my favorite bit. 299 00:12:22,244 --> 00:12:24,183 (Jess laughs) - First photo. 300 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,508 (laughs) Jess. (bell rings) 301 00:12:27,508 --> 00:12:31,170 - Oh no, my battery's almost dead! Oh, shoot! 302 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:33,000 Oh, I don't know where my charger is. 303 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,910 Oh no, it's gonna die... (Sam laughs) 304 00:12:35,910 --> 00:12:39,210 His battery is almost dead. - His battery is almost dead. 305 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:42,100 Oh my God, the attention to detail! 306 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:42,990 (bell rings) Jeremy. 307 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:44,853 - Hey, uh, what's up? 308 00:12:44,853 --> 00:12:48,030 I'm newly sober so watermelon's my thing. 309 00:12:48,030 --> 00:12:50,130 I'm trying stand-up. 310 00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:54,330 I do a lot of prop comedy so come on by to my shows. 311 00:12:54,330 --> 00:12:56,040 Not really looking for somebody. 312 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,800 More looking for an audience, uh... 313 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,140 - I'll be honest, I don't think this man's voice 314 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,341 his doing him any favors. (laughs) 315 00:13:03,341 --> 00:13:04,860 (bell rings) Geoff. 316 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:09,642 - Before you ask, it's a prescription watermelon helmet. 317 00:13:09,642 --> 00:13:10,920 (Sam and cast laughing) 318 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:15,920 I need it for a very specific yet undisclosed medical issue, 319 00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:19,290 and this is not a jar of watermelon juice. 320 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:23,250 I just have bad piss. Thank you for your time. 321 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,960 - This one is gonna go to Geoff. 322 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,529 - Yes! Yay! - Next photo. 323 00:13:26,529 --> 00:13:29,180 (bell rings) Jess. 324 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,440 - Do you ever get back from vacation 325 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,540 and want the vacation to keep going? 326 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:35,200 That's what my life feels like. 327 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,800 - Oh, God! Oh, I hate him. 328 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,260 I want for him to experience heavy hardship. 329 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:42,858 - Ooh, me, Lucius? (Sam laughing) 330 00:13:42,858 --> 00:13:45,570 Well, why would you want something bad to happen to Lucius? 331 00:13:45,570 --> 00:13:47,370 Sometimes it's a two-scoop day. 332 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,560 - Oh, God! (Geoff laughing) 333 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:53,040 The definition of privilege. - I'm Lucius! 334 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,200 I'm less than eight miles away. 335 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,450 - Anyone saying that in the audio 336 00:13:57,450 --> 00:14:00,120 that they're less than eight miles away is terrifying. 337 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,620 Doesn't matter where you are. 338 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:05,394 I'm always less than eight miles away! 339 00:14:05,394 --> 00:14:06,600 (bell rings) - Jeremy. 340 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,499 - When the fuck did we get ice cream? 341 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,940 (laughs) Sorry, that's a quote from my favorite movie, 342 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,950 Johnny Knoxville's "The Ringer." 343 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:17,760 If you haven't seen that, you best swipe to the next one. 344 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:21,150 - This man is taking a small selection pool 345 00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,397 and narrowing it to the size of a pin. 346 00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:26,191 - He is a pin. Look at that guy, he's picky. 347 00:14:26,191 --> 00:14:29,727 - (laughs) That particular one is going to go to Jess. 348 00:14:29,727 --> 00:14:31,140 - Oh, thank you so much. (Jeremy claps) 349 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,740 - Next photo. (photo taps) 350 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,056 (Jess and Sam laughing) 351 00:14:35,056 --> 00:14:36,117 (bell rings) Geoff. 352 00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:39,090 - Oh hey, it's Big Money Bobby! 353 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:42,037 And I'm ready to fuck! Come on down and ride this! 354 00:14:42,037 --> 00:14:45,210 And I'm ready to fuck! Come on down and ride this! 355 00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:49,170 Whether it's the mouth or the crotch, I do not care! 356 00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:50,957 A-yabba-dabba-doo! 357 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,770 - (laughs) The yabba-dabba-doo 358 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:54,360 really cinched it for me, Geoff. 359 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,220 - That was for you, Sam. (bell rings) 360 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,420 - Don't mind me. Just trying 'em out. 361 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:03,145 ♪ Here I am born in 1981 ♪ 362 00:15:03,145 --> 00:15:06,476 (Sam gasps) ♪ Things I know about 1981 ♪ 363 00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:09,679 ♪ What a good year to be born, so fun ♪ 364 00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:12,750 ♪ I was born in 1981 ♪ 365 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,630 - I will admit the math is very impressive. 366 00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:17,700 - Thank you. You might not have room in the edit, Sam. 367 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,440 It might not be vital to this episode, 368 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,910 but you could potentially zoom in on my hand 369 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,890 trying to figure out where I do the takeaway from... 370 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,420 - You were literally like, carrying the one. 371 00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,813 - Yep, I really was carrying the one over here. 372 00:15:29,813 --> 00:15:30,646 (bell rings) - Jeremy. 373 00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:33,480 - Shut up, it's my turn. (laughs) 374 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,376 - Does that bother you? - You found it. 375 00:15:35,376 --> 00:15:37,909 That's your spot. - That's it, that's it! 376 00:15:37,909 --> 00:15:40,200 - Okay this, I'm gonna add a little bit here. 377 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:44,187 This is a question on Hinge that says, "What do you hate?" 378 00:15:44,187 --> 00:15:49,187 Voice recording, colonoscopy. (Jess chuckling) 379 00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:50,733 Ex-wife! 380 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:55,410 Traffic! (Geoff laughing) 381 00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:58,020 Neighbor. (Sam laughing) 382 00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:01,880 Dogs! I don't get 'em! (Sam laughing) 383 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:06,630 Ex-wife! - (laughs) I love that so much 384 00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,610 and this round is gonna go to you. 385 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:09,443 - Yeah, well done, well done. (claps) 386 00:16:09,443 --> 00:16:11,220 - Jeremy, bravo. Next photo. 387 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,420 - [Players] Ooh! 388 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,450 (bell rings) - Jeremy. 389 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,340 - Hello. (Sam snickers) 390 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:21,960 My name is Winter. I'm a little chilly. 391 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:26,940 If you'd like to go on a date, let me know. 392 00:16:28,707 --> 00:16:31,860 I have a warm fire. 393 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:35,405 Sorry if I fucked this one. (Sam laughing) 394 00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:36,238 (bell rings) 395 00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:37,770 - A hesitant buzz-in from Jess. 396 00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:42,360 - Hey, girl. Brr. (Sam and crew laughing) 397 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,760 - Sometimes less is more. - Yeah, he keeps it simple. 398 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:48,087 He's not gonna talk about how he's 69 years old. (laughs) 399 00:16:48,087 --> 00:16:50,070 (Sam and players laughing) 400 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:53,295 That's not the joke he's gonna make. (laughs lecherously) 401 00:16:53,295 --> 00:16:54,390 - That's the joke you're gonna make. 402 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:56,520 - Nope, I made the quick one. - [Sam] That's true. 403 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,680 - This joke is actually not being made by anyone. 404 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,170 69. (laughs lasciviously) - No one made that joke. 405 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:03,523 - No one made that joke 'cause we're all mature. 406 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,687 (bell rings) - Geoff. 407 00:17:04,687 --> 00:17:07,566 - 69! Bleh! (Sam laughing) 408 00:17:07,566 --> 00:17:09,333 - Just to be subversive, I'm gonna give that one to Geoff. 409 00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,190 - Wow. (claps) - Yeah. 410 00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:14,760 (cheerful music) 411 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,220 - Welcome back to round two where our players 412 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:21,900 will now test their talents in teams of twos. 413 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,170 - [Players] Ooh! 414 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:24,090 - Ooh! 415 00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:24,923 - Jess. - Sam. 416 00:17:24,923 --> 00:17:26,520 - And Geoff. - Oh! 417 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:31,520 - Stage parents whispering direction from the audience. 418 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,390 - I thought she was gonna be in the front row- 419 00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:34,680 - Yeah. - But they switched yesterday 420 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,750 'cause she couldn't keep her spacing. 421 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,540 - Hi, hi, hi. - Hi, hi, hi. 422 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,800 Sweetie. - Sweetie. 423 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,760 - Just scooch. - Scooch. 424 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,200 - Scooch. - Sorry, sorry. 425 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,250 - Sorry, sorry, scooch. - Scooch, scooch. 426 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,770 - Scooch. - Scooch. 427 00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:48,991 - Eyes, eyes up, high. Eyes up. 428 00:17:48,991 --> 00:17:50,437 - Chin, chin. - Chin up. 429 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,960 - Very good, very good, very good. 430 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,793 - Very good, very good, hold. - Hold. 431 00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:53,626 - Hold it, hold it. - Sorry, sorry, sorry, 432 00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:56,250 sorry, sorry, sorry. (Sam laughing) 433 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,574 - Wait, I thought you were filming. 434 00:17:57,574 --> 00:17:58,800 - I thought you were- - I thought you were filming. 435 00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,801 - I thought you were- - I thought you were filming. 436 00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:02,030 - Okay, I don't care. We're not gonna do this. 437 00:18:02,030 --> 00:18:03,232 - Sorry, sorry, sir. - Sorry. 438 00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:04,829 - Are you filming? - We, okay, if you could do- 439 00:18:04,829 --> 00:18:07,110 - Can you zoom on her? Can you zoom in on her? 440 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:08,107 - I'll give you my card and you email me. 441 00:18:08,107 --> 00:18:11,220 - You zoom in. Will you at me and zoom in on her? 442 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,401 - Please. - Hi, sweetie, sweetie, 443 00:18:12,401 --> 00:18:13,620 sweetie, sweetie- - Sweetie, sweetie, scooch. 444 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:14,725 - Face this camera. 445 00:18:14,725 --> 00:18:16,004 - [Both] Scooch, scooch, scooch. 446 00:18:16,004 --> 00:18:18,354 (buzzer buzzes blastingly) - Wow! 447 00:18:18,354 --> 00:18:21,707 That was wonderful, you two! - Thank you. 448 00:18:21,707 --> 00:18:24,573 - It was like you were communicating psychically. 449 00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:27,237 A 16-year-old early emancipation amount of points for you. 450 00:18:27,237 --> 00:18:28,737 - Oh, oh, yeah. That's fair. - Oh, yeah. 451 00:18:28,737 --> 00:18:30,317 No, we saw that one coming. - Yeah, yeah. 452 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,150 - Geoff. - Yeah. 453 00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:32,400 - And Jeremy. - Uh-huh. 454 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:37,400 - Polite castaways debate who is going to eat each other. 455 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,714 - Huh. (both laughing awkwardly) 456 00:18:39,714 --> 00:18:41,700 (Sam laughing) 457 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,699 - Hot out here. (laughs) - Yeah. (laughs) 458 00:18:44,699 --> 00:18:47,190 Oh, feel like I haven't eaten in days. (laughs) 459 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:49,227 - Yeah, me neither. (laughs) 460 00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:50,060 - Hey, hey. - Hey, yeah. 461 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:53,430 - Hey yeah, so I feel like we're getting near that time. 462 00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:55,529 - Yeah, that awful time. (Sam snickering) 463 00:18:55,529 --> 00:18:56,939 - [Both] Ugh! 464 00:18:56,939 --> 00:18:58,950 - At least we should start talking about it. 465 00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,820 - Yeah, just bring up the elephant in the room. 466 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:02,950 - Yeah, okay, someone's gonna have to eat the other guy! 467 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,800 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! (Sam laughing) 468 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,935 Take me offstage! (Sam and Geoff laughing) 469 00:19:07,935 --> 00:19:08,991 - Whew, but someone's gotta do it. 470 00:19:08,991 --> 00:19:09,830 - Somebody's gotta do it. - Somebody's gotta do it. 471 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,310 - Somebody's gotta do it. 472 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:14,100 - Would you consider yourself tasty or like, no? 473 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,170 - [Geoff] Oh, you know, like- - Maybe that's actually we do- 474 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:19,568 - Maybe, you know, but I'm thinking, okay, I'm spitballing. 475 00:19:19,568 --> 00:19:20,970 - Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah. - Just put it up there, 476 00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:24,030 but wouldn't it kinda make more sense for the person 477 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,563 who seems like, easier to consume 'cause they're smaller? 478 00:19:27,563 --> 00:19:28,477 - Oh! - You see what I'm saying? 479 00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,297 - You know, I love that- 480 00:19:30,297 --> 00:19:31,222 - Okay, but just put it out there. 481 00:19:31,222 --> 00:19:32,133 - [Jeremy] And let's throw that up in the sky- 482 00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,990 - Let's throw it up there. Just, we're putting it up there. 483 00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:35,697 - Because like in my head I feel like- 484 00:19:35,697 --> 00:19:36,990 - Okay. - Bigger body, 485 00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:39,900 more food for later. (laughs) (Geoff and Sam laughing) 486 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,362 So that's, I think that's where I'm at. 487 00:19:41,362 --> 00:19:42,291 - Okay, well, we'll just put it up there. 488 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,530 - Let's just, yeah- - Let's put it up there. 489 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,240 But you know, I'm also thinking like, 490 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,910 boy, it'd be easier to overpower a smaller person. 491 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,084 - Yeah, yeah, and I saw you going there. 492 00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:51,270 - Right, right, you could see it. 493 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:53,434 - So a brought a big rock. I brought a big rock. 494 00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:54,267 - Okay, okay, so there's a big rock- 495 00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:56,943 - I didn't want to bring this up, but I brought a big rock. 496 00:19:56,943 --> 00:19:58,105 (buzzer buzzes blisteringly) - I will cut you off there! 497 00:19:58,105 --> 00:20:01,030 - [Jeremy] We have to do this! - Oh my gosh! 498 00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:03,480 - I can see that in exactly 10 minutes 499 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,830 becoming very violent. 500 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,140 - Yes, just unbelievable. (Jess and Jeremy laughing) 501 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,326 - Definitely on an island off the coast of Canada. 502 00:20:09,326 --> 00:20:10,830 - Yeah. - Absolutely. 503 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:14,010 - 375 for four hours amount of points for you. 504 00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:15,030 Jeremy. - Yes. 505 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:16,565 - And Jess. - Sam. 506 00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:19,766 - [Sam] Two two-kids-in-a-trenchcoat- 507 00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:22,100 - Oh my God! - On a date. 508 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,725 - Oh! - Phenomenal. 509 00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:25,980 - Oh, hello, over here. - Oh yeah! 510 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,210 - Hi! - Hi, good to see you! 511 00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:28,987 - You're wearing that color you said. 512 00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:31,380 - Yeah, uh, yeah, totally, I, uh, 513 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,480 and you're wearing that color you said, too. 514 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,450 - Boy, I am excited to have this meal with you, 515 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,770 but what if we stood? 516 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,132 - Oh, I would love, I would love to stand straight! 517 00:20:41,132 --> 00:20:44,400 I would love to stand straight up. 518 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,910 - We could even go forward and look at the view. 519 00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:50,469 - Yeah. (Sam and Geoff laughing) 520 00:20:50,469 --> 00:20:52,590 You know the nicest thing about this date? 521 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:55,950 I can buy alcohol. - [Jess] Me also. 522 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:58,470 You are really tall. - You are so tall. 523 00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:01,560 - That mustache wasn't in your picture. 524 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,588 - That mustache wasn't in your picture, either. 525 00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:05,250 - Yeah, we- - Or those glasses 526 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,480 and big nose. - We grew... 527 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,730 I grew them, um... 528 00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:12,748 I wanted to say I liked your audio message. 529 00:21:12,748 --> 00:21:14,220 (Geoff and Sam laughing) 530 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,470 - I liked your audio message, too. 531 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:19,228 - What part made you say yeah to a date? 532 00:21:19,228 --> 00:21:20,527 - The one that you said, 533 00:21:20,527 --> 00:21:24,718 "I hate LEGOs and love strip clubs." 534 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,100 (Sam laughs and claps) - [Jess] Yeah. 535 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,306 - [Jeremy] What about me? 536 00:21:27,306 --> 00:21:30,352 - I loved when you said, "Pet peeve, too many taxes." 537 00:21:30,352 --> 00:21:33,243 - I loved when you said, "Pet peeve, too many taxes." 538 00:21:33,243 --> 00:21:35,409 - I will cut you off there! (buzzer bombilates) 539 00:21:35,409 --> 00:21:39,334 - Too many taxes! - Holy shit. Yes, players! 540 00:21:39,334 --> 00:21:41,130 Two points. - Oh yeah, fair enough. 541 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:42,044 But what's the tax on it? 542 00:21:42,044 --> 00:21:44,403 - Oh. - 7.3%? 543 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,900 - I'll subtract that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 544 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:46,920 - Jess. - Sam. 545 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,330 - And Geoff. - Ooh! 546 00:21:48,330 --> 00:21:51,240 - Two car mechanics' long metaphor 547 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,820 for what's wrong with your car. 548 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:55,950 - Uh, all right, so uh, we're trying to think 549 00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:56,860 about the best way to break this down for you. 550 00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,470 - Yeah. - Just, we want this 551 00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:59,609 to be a learning moment for you. 552 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:00,840 - Yeah. - Kind of a teachable moment. 553 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,344 - Yeah, 'cause we're looking at the car and uh... 554 00:22:02,344 --> 00:22:05,040 - We're looking at the car. - You know, it remind me a lot 555 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,860 of like, you know when you have like, too many oranges? 556 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,840 - Okay, that's right, so what you did 557 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,850 is you had too many oranges. - Too many oranges! 558 00:22:11,850 --> 00:22:14,392 - And then you didn't even juice 'em. 559 00:22:14,392 --> 00:22:15,225 - You didn't even juice 'em! 560 00:22:15,225 --> 00:22:16,934 - [Jess] And you weren't peelin' 'em neither. 561 00:22:16,934 --> 00:22:18,231 - You're not even peelin' 'em! 562 00:22:18,231 --> 00:22:19,661 You're not peelin', you're not juicin'. 563 00:22:19,661 --> 00:22:21,780 You just got oranges! - And you're not slicin'. 564 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:23,486 You're not slicin' 'em. - Oh, not a single slice! 565 00:22:23,486 --> 00:22:24,450 - So what you wanna do is, 566 00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:25,770 if you wanna replace your carburetor 567 00:22:25,770 --> 00:22:27,390 that's like slicin' some of 'em and taking 'em 568 00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:28,223 to a soccer game. - Okay... 569 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,000 - And if you wanna keep your fluids up, 570 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,410 that's like juicing your oranges. 571 00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:32,243 - You're doing neither! 572 00:22:32,243 --> 00:22:34,140 - And you wanna check your tire tread. 573 00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:36,030 That's like peeling and eating an orange. Just break- 574 00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:37,374 - You're not doing any of it! 575 00:22:37,374 --> 00:22:38,700 - But you're not doing any of 'em so- 576 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:39,870 - But look at all the oranges in here! 577 00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:41,452 - You got all these oranges! 578 00:22:41,452 --> 00:22:43,083 - All these oranges, you're not touchin' 'em. 579 00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,480 - You're not touchin' 'em. - That's the problem. 580 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,460 - That's the problem. Okay, so it's like, you have oranges. 581 00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:49,020 That's your car. Did you get that? 582 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,460 - You got that part? (Sam laughing) 583 00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:51,293 - You got oranges. That's your car. 584 00:22:51,293 --> 00:22:52,570 - You got, that's your car, okay. 585 00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:54,510 - Okay. - So like, let's think 586 00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:56,580 about the valves inside of your engine, okay? 587 00:22:56,580 --> 00:22:58,200 - Let's think about the valves. 588 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,120 - The valves inside of your engine 589 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,403 are like the peel of the orange. 590 00:23:01,403 --> 00:23:04,530 - They're like the pithy part. - The pithy part. 591 00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:05,363 - Okay- - That white part. 592 00:23:05,363 --> 00:23:07,747 - That white part, the valves. - That's the valves 593 00:23:07,747 --> 00:23:11,250 are like, okay, they are gummed up! 594 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:12,720 - They're gummed up. - They're gummed up 595 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,450 like that pithy part of the orange, okay? 596 00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:16,470 - But you don't even know this 597 00:23:16,470 --> 00:23:18,220 'cause you're not having a relationship with your car. 598 00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:19,081 - You gotta have a relationship with your car! 599 00:23:19,081 --> 00:23:20,766 - You're sitting with a pile of oranges- 600 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:21,836 - You got so many oranges! 601 00:23:21,836 --> 00:23:23,400 - And you're not doing anything with 'em! 602 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,950 - Nothing! You're like an orchard over here! 603 00:23:25,950 --> 00:23:27,382 - You're like an orchard of oranges. 604 00:23:27,382 --> 00:23:28,215 - Like an orchard of oranges. 605 00:23:28,215 --> 00:23:29,760 - Just sitting on an orchard of oranges 606 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,066 and you're not even caring about your orchard of oranges- 607 00:23:31,066 --> 00:23:31,899 (buzzer bumbles) 608 00:23:31,899 --> 00:23:35,070 - It was so hard to cut that off at any point. 609 00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:36,360 I loved it so much. 610 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,970 I don't know what these two folks 611 00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:40,500 are asking me for monetarily, 612 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,510 but I'm paying it. - [Jess] Yeah, paying it. 613 00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:43,377 - It doesn't matter what it is. 614 00:23:43,377 --> 00:23:46,170 $60,000 and we'll see you in six months amount of points 615 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:48,060 for both of you. - Oh, fantastic. 616 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,410 - Geoff. - Sam. 617 00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:51,150 - And Jeremy. - Uh-huh. 618 00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:54,420 - The Knights of the Standing Desk. 619 00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:55,350 - [Jeremy] Oh! 620 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,120 - It is so good to see you again. 621 00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:00,753 - You too, sire. - The standing desk awaits. 622 00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:07,590 Have you ever wondered why we're not allowed to sit? 623 00:24:07,590 --> 00:24:11,310 - I have questioned it once or twice. 624 00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:14,850 - And I have found that the act of questioning 625 00:24:14,850 --> 00:24:17,550 is its own test of the loyalty. 626 00:24:17,550 --> 00:24:20,640 - Hmm, so you're saying don't question it. 627 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,380 - No, I'm saying question. - Oh. 628 00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:24,480 - Question the standing desk. - Okay. 629 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,370 - Yet accept it. - Uh-huh. 630 00:24:26,370 --> 00:24:27,960 - That is your loyalty. - Okay. 631 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,650 - You still wonder why stand when one can sit, 632 00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:35,580 yet I accept standing because that is part 633 00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:40,230 of the sacred oath of the Knights of the Standing Desk. 634 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,030 - I'm just, I'm just lightly- - Yes. 635 00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:44,356 - Starting to lose faith in the organization. 636 00:24:44,356 --> 00:24:45,540 - Oh, wait, wait, wait, what happened? 637 00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:48,512 - I just feel like we have the round table people and- 638 00:24:48,512 --> 00:24:49,345 - Yes. - It feels 639 00:24:49,345 --> 00:24:51,330 like a weird offshoot competition. 640 00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:53,250 - Don't think about it as an offshoot! 641 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:56,370 I keep telling you every week. - I shouldn't have come. 642 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,650 I've always wanted to be a knight, 643 00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:00,300 but I think I've fallen into a little bit 644 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:03,690 of a guru cult type of thing. (Sam laughing) 645 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:06,600 - How dare you. - Oh. 646 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:10,233 - At the standing desk you say this to me. How dare you. 647 00:25:10,233 --> 00:25:12,570 - It's just raising by itself a little bit. 648 00:25:12,570 --> 00:25:13,403 - Oh, Jesus, hold up- - It's going- 649 00:25:13,403 --> 00:25:14,236 (buzzer buzzes brazenly) (Sam laughing) 650 00:25:14,236 --> 00:25:16,530 - Hold up, hold up, hold up. Just give me a second. 651 00:25:16,530 --> 00:25:17,997 - Stop. - No, just give me a second! 652 00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:20,040 - No. - Fantastic. 653 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,990 1400s amount of points for the both of you. 654 00:25:21,990 --> 00:25:25,101 - Ooh! - Last prompt of round two. 655 00:25:25,101 --> 00:25:26,580 - Who's gonna get it? 656 00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:27,750 - Jeremy. - Uh-huh. 657 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,120 - And Jess. - Sam, I knew it. 658 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,609 - Damn it! - Two scrappy orphans 659 00:25:32,609 --> 00:25:37,609 who always seem like they're about to burst into song. 660 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,310 - Ah, gee, another day where it seem 661 00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:43,140 like the Sun won't even come out! 662 00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:44,642 - Mm, oh, bother! 663 00:25:44,642 --> 00:25:47,160 ♪ It's rainy again ♪ 664 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,340 - Every day I try to look for that silver lining, 665 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,230 but if it's always gonna be clouds, 666 00:25:52,230 --> 00:25:53,910 how am I supposed to find it? 667 00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:57,416 Except, then I think of think of something else! 668 00:25:57,416 --> 00:25:59,220 (Sam and Geoff laughing) - Me, too! 669 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:02,220 Hey, look! A penny on the ground! 670 00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:06,545 Today just might be a day we find a penny. 671 00:26:06,545 --> 00:26:08,310 (Sam laughing) 672 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:11,610 - Aw, look at it shine, even without the sun out. 673 00:26:11,610 --> 00:26:15,063 Hey, guess what, maybe we can find something shiny 674 00:26:15,063 --> 00:26:17,370 if we look hard enough. - Where? 675 00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:19,003 - I don't know. - Okay. 676 00:26:19,003 --> 00:26:21,180 (Sam laughing and clapping) 677 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:25,560 Golly gee, it sure is hard in these New York streets. 678 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,260 - Oh, New York, still the greatest city 679 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:30,180 in the world, don't you think? 680 00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:31,894 It's enough to make you... (Jeremy inhales excitedly) 681 00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:33,750 Love New York. (Sam laughing) 682 00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:35,610 - And boy, do I love it! 683 00:26:35,610 --> 00:26:39,090 Look at every bus passing with every stranger possible. 684 00:26:39,090 --> 00:26:42,152 There's so many people in this city it reminds me 685 00:26:42,152 --> 00:26:45,010 that it's a major metropolitan area. 686 00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:45,843 (Sam laughing) - Oh, yeah! 687 00:26:45,843 --> 00:26:47,325 You know what I love thinking about. 688 00:26:47,325 --> 00:26:48,384 - What do you love thinking about? 689 00:26:48,384 --> 00:26:50,400 - Even though there's millions of us 690 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,500 in this big metropolitan area- - Uh-huh. 691 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,650 - We all got our own secret stories deep inside. 692 00:26:55,650 --> 00:26:58,110 Like my secret story is... (Jeremy gasps interestedly) 693 00:26:58,110 --> 00:27:00,927 I think about secret stories. (Sam laughing) 694 00:27:00,927 --> 00:27:01,760 (buzzer blazes) 695 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,998 ♪ I think about secret stories ♪ 696 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,731 (Sam laughing) (buzzer blows) 697 00:27:06,731 --> 00:27:09,570 - Incredible, both of you! 698 00:27:09,570 --> 00:27:12,030 - Those two are actually the bottom part 699 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:14,520 of the two kids in a trenchcoat. 700 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,190 - A please, sir, can I have some more amount of points 701 00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:18,651 for the both of you. - Ooh! 702 00:27:18,651 --> 00:27:20,160 (cheerful music) 703 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,757 - That brings us to our next mini-game! 704 00:27:22,757 --> 00:27:24,424 (players cheer exuberantly) 705 00:27:24,424 --> 00:27:27,770 (Sam laughs) - Get it, mini-game! 706 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:32,370 - Oh, get it, mini-game. - Oh! Get it, mini-game. 707 00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:35,010 - You opened a can of worms with that one, Jess. 708 00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:37,950 - This is a mini-game we like to call, 709 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,080 Who Are You Supposed To Be? - Oh. 710 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,880 - Basically how it works is, players, 711 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,705 I have here an entire trunk full of costume pieces. 712 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:47,670 I have here an entire trunk full of costume pieces. 713 00:27:47,670 --> 00:27:51,330 When I say go, you're gonna rummage through this trunk 714 00:27:51,330 --> 00:27:54,270 for costume pieces, find something you like, 715 00:27:54,270 --> 00:27:57,360 return to your podium, buzz in, and then, 716 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,190 as if you were a kid on Halloween, 717 00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:02,550 pitch me who you're supposed to be. 718 00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:03,600 - Got it. - Ready? 719 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,830 - Yes. - Yes. 720 00:28:04,830 --> 00:28:06,945 - And go. (energetic music) 721 00:28:06,945 --> 00:28:11,414 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, oh, how dare you hide! 722 00:28:11,414 --> 00:28:14,297 (bell rings) I'm getting married again! 723 00:28:14,297 --> 00:28:16,467 (Sam laughs and claps) 724 00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:17,490 (bell rings) - Jeremy. 725 00:28:17,490 --> 00:28:20,040 - Hi, I'm Jessica. I believe in two things. 726 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,800 Crystals and Trump's America. - Oh, God! 727 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,850 - Let's go! 728 00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:27,510 - That is a rare cross section of a Venn diagram. Geoff! 729 00:28:27,510 --> 00:28:30,600 - [Geoff] Hi, I'm your local animal cab driver! 730 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,899 Trust me, I'm not here to murder! 731 00:28:32,899 --> 00:28:34,890 - (laughs) I don't trust you, Geoff! 732 00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:35,819 - [Geoff] Oh, come on! 733 00:28:35,819 --> 00:28:38,250 - (laughs) Wow, Jeremy. 734 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:40,380 - In order to a hunt a lobster, 735 00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:41,624 you need to become the lobster. 736 00:28:41,624 --> 00:28:44,850 - (laughs) Jess. - You know, 737 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:48,173 I really don't think that would be a nice thing to say. 738 00:28:48,173 --> 00:28:50,280 - [Sam] (gasps) Oh! 739 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,430 - You should say it! You should say it! 740 00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:55,620 - I like the change, Jess. - Yeah. 741 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,120 - Geoff. - Okay, yeah, 742 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,010 I did invest in crypto, 743 00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:02,700 but just what do you want at this restaurant? 744 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:06,330 Just order! I've been through enough! 745 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:09,150 - Spectacular fall from grace. - Shut up, it's my turn. 746 00:29:09,150 --> 00:29:10,671 - Jeremy. - Oh, hello there. 747 00:29:10,671 --> 00:29:14,325 My name's Gilda, and I love two things, 748 00:29:14,325 --> 00:29:19,325 Ireland and Trump's America. (Sam and Geoff laughing) 749 00:29:20,730 --> 00:29:22,803 - A very rare cross section of the Venn diagram. 750 00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:25,328 - Wait here, Jeremy, Jeremy. - Okay. 751 00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:27,540 (bell rings) - Jess and Jeremy? 752 00:29:27,540 --> 00:29:29,941 - Thank you so much for a second date. 753 00:29:29,941 --> 00:29:30,960 (Sam laughing and clapping) 754 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,980 Date two is where we can really can get to know each other. 755 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:36,930 - M'lady. - Oh, oh! 756 00:29:36,930 --> 00:29:38,570 - Oh, oh! (buzzer blares) 757 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,495 - In- - I can't follow that! 758 00:29:40,495 --> 00:29:41,886 - Credible! 759 00:29:41,886 --> 00:29:42,729 - I can- 760 00:29:42,729 --> 00:29:47,400 - Incredible! (cheerful music) 761 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,860 That brings us to round three 762 00:29:49,860 --> 00:29:52,500 where our players will now hold hands 763 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,173 and jump into the abyss together. 764 00:29:55,173 --> 00:29:56,790 - [Players] Yeah! 765 00:29:56,790 --> 00:29:57,623 - Jess. - Sam. 766 00:29:57,623 --> 00:29:58,456 - Geoff. - Oh! 767 00:29:58,456 --> 00:29:59,700 - Jeremy. - Uh-huh. 768 00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:01,725 - [Sam] Three active listeners- 769 00:30:01,725 --> 00:30:02,558 - Oh! 770 00:30:02,558 --> 00:30:05,730 - Struggling to make conversation. 771 00:30:05,730 --> 00:30:07,110 - What, were you gonna say something? 772 00:30:07,110 --> 00:30:11,340 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, I, I, was engaged 773 00:30:11,340 --> 00:30:12,397 with what you were thinking about going- 774 00:30:12,397 --> 00:30:13,830 - Uh-huh, yeah. - Yeah. 775 00:30:13,830 --> 00:30:14,953 - What? - And you are so good 776 00:30:14,953 --> 00:30:17,050 at engaging, you are so good at engaging. 777 00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:19,590 - And I wanna highlight what Jeremy's doing right now. 778 00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:20,790 - Please. - Which is like, 779 00:30:20,790 --> 00:30:24,630 really taking us all back to what you were saying. 780 00:30:24,630 --> 00:30:27,360 - Yeah. - And can we all take a moment 781 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:31,830 and recognize your ability to just see the room 782 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,107 for what it is. - Oh, please, oh my gosh. 783 00:30:34,107 --> 00:30:37,890 - And that, just to highlight that, you're a people person. 784 00:30:37,890 --> 00:30:38,820 - Right. - Okay. 785 00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,530 - You're a people person. - [Jess] I'm... 786 00:30:40,530 --> 00:30:42,393 - But what I really wanna get at- 787 00:30:42,393 --> 00:30:44,670 - Yes, please, please get at. - Please, yes. 788 00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:47,310 Somebody get at it. - So it's just, 789 00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:52,310 you're really embracing your role here amongst us, 790 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,983 and we appreciate it. - That's how I feel, too. 791 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:59,221 No, this, you are. - No, you are, you are! 792 00:30:59,221 --> 00:31:00,510 You are getting at it! - You're kind of like, 793 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,390 stepping up and taking this mantle. 794 00:31:03,390 --> 00:31:06,183 - When like, a mantle needs to be taken. 795 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,670 - I want to highlight the mantle has been placed by you. 796 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,740 - Well, if I needed the mantle, 797 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,510 you two would let me have it, 798 00:31:15,510 --> 00:31:18,810 and that's so rare because so many people are out here 799 00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,687 and you two are like, right here. 800 00:31:20,687 --> 00:31:22,877 - And I hear that. I hear that. 801 00:31:22,877 --> 00:31:24,660 (Sam laughing) And I feel 802 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:29,660 like you're so humble about your role here. 803 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:33,665 - I think because the three of us are so on the same page. 804 00:31:33,665 --> 00:31:36,030 - Uh-huh, uh-huh! - Oh yeah, oh yeah! 805 00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,520 - That like, what I love about this dynamic is that- 806 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,353 - What do you love it? Please tell us what you like. 807 00:31:39,353 --> 00:31:42,783 - We actually could just not talk. 808 00:31:44,795 --> 00:31:46,770 (Geoff exhales softly) (buzzer bellows) 809 00:31:46,770 --> 00:31:49,530 - What a beautiful way to end a scene! 810 00:31:49,530 --> 00:31:51,120 Every introvert's dream 811 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,910 is that someone suggests not talking. 812 00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:56,430 - Not talking. - A, you tell me. 813 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:58,045 I don't know how many points for the three of you. 814 00:31:58,045 --> 00:31:58,980 (players laugh) (typewriter keys clacking) 815 00:31:58,980 --> 00:31:59,813 - Jess. - Sam. 816 00:31:59,813 --> 00:32:00,646 - Geoff. - Sam. 817 00:32:00,646 --> 00:32:01,792 - Jeremy. - Uh-huh! 818 00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:03,046 (Sam laughs) ♪ This my shit ♪ 819 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,190 ♪ All the girls gonna hang like this ♪ 820 00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:08,249 - Exactly as much of the song as we can use. 821 00:32:08,249 --> 00:32:13,249 The cast of a sitcom introduces a very special episode. 822 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,237 - Oh, oh, oh - (laughs) Yeah. 823 00:32:17,237 --> 00:32:19,050 Do it. Make use of the space. 824 00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:21,810 - Oh, brother. Today's going crazy. (chuckles) 825 00:32:21,810 --> 00:32:23,553 - Hey, Tommy. - Hi! 826 00:32:25,521 --> 00:32:28,290 (Sam laughing) What's up, John? 827 00:32:28,290 --> 00:32:30,390 - Hey, I'm glad you could gather us all here 828 00:32:30,390 --> 00:32:31,690 in the tree house. - Hey! 829 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,076 - Uh-oh! - Ah! 830 00:32:35,730 --> 00:32:38,820 - Hey guys, how are you? - Now hey, kids, 831 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:40,860 before we keep going with this great scene 832 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:43,080 where the gang gets ready to go trick-or-treating, 833 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,520 we wanted to take a second to talk 834 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,340 about something very important to all of us. 835 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:50,311 - Mm-hmm, and that thing, why don't you handle it? 836 00:32:50,311 --> 00:32:52,320 (Sam and crew laughing) 837 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,240 - And I just wanted to speak honestly 838 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,770 about tree house safety. 839 00:32:55,770 --> 00:32:59,060 A lot of kids think you could just put wood in a tree. 840 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,387 - You can't, you can't. - You can't. 841 00:33:00,387 --> 00:33:02,795 - You thought this was about guns or drugs. It's not. 842 00:33:02,795 --> 00:33:04,057 - It's not. It's not about drugs. 843 00:33:04,057 --> 00:33:05,081 - It's about tree house safety. 844 00:33:05,081 --> 00:33:06,210 - It's not about peer pressure. 845 00:33:06,210 --> 00:33:07,043 - No. 846 00:33:07,043 --> 00:33:07,876 - It's not about bullying. - No. 847 00:33:07,876 --> 00:33:09,600 - It's about kids just putting wood in trees. 848 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,730 - You know, the show really came and supported me 849 00:33:11,730 --> 00:33:13,770 when I broke both arms and my tailbone 850 00:33:13,770 --> 00:33:15,300 when I fell out of the tree house. 851 00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:17,734 I thought you could just put wood. (laughs) 852 00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:19,707 - Can't. (Sam laughing) 853 00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:23,490 - So kids, so kids! - Kids, kids, listen up! 854 00:33:23,490 --> 00:33:26,073 - Wood anywhere, don't put it anywhere. 855 00:33:26,073 --> 00:33:28,560 - Just don't put it in a tree house! 856 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,629 - But hey, why don't you say we get back to the scene? 857 00:33:31,629 --> 00:33:32,820 (Jeremy chuckles) - (chuckles) Okay. 858 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:34,320 - Thanks for watching. 859 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,420 - All right, you guys ready to go trick or treating or what? 860 00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:38,723 - Well, first I gotta put some wood in a tree house. 861 00:33:38,723 --> 00:33:40,185 - [Jess And Jeremy] No! 862 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:44,066 (buzzer blows) - I will cut you off there! 863 00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:45,900 Edit! - Honesty! 864 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,686 - You build a tree house, hot you get down? 865 00:33:47,686 --> 00:33:50,160 - How you get down? - Hey, how you get down? 866 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,500 - Season 10 got weird amount of points for the three of you. 867 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:53,340 - Yes. (Geoff and Jeremy laughing) 868 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:55,290 - The final prompt of the game. 869 00:33:55,290 --> 00:33:59,820 - [Players] Aw, no! 870 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:01,569 - Principal Sam! - Sam! 871 00:34:01,569 --> 00:34:03,990 - We have to leave the aquarium already? 872 00:34:03,990 --> 00:34:07,407 - I didn't even get to see the sharks! 873 00:34:07,407 --> 00:34:11,700 - The subscription services you forgot to cancel 874 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:13,800 toast the New Year. 875 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,359 - My gosh, what a beautiful night. 876 00:34:15,359 --> 00:34:16,192 - Beautiful night. 877 00:34:16,192 --> 00:34:19,770 - It is so lovely to see so many of you gathered here, 878 00:34:19,770 --> 00:34:22,920 and I just wanna say, I wanna go on the record and thank, 879 00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,750 once and for all, "Yellowjackets." 880 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:27,558 Thank you so much for making so many people get SHOWTIME. 881 00:34:27,558 --> 00:34:28,993 - SHOWTIME! - SHOWTIME! 882 00:34:28,993 --> 00:34:31,950 - I know, and thank you for not dropping as a binge 883 00:34:31,950 --> 00:34:34,297 'cause that went month to month and- 884 00:34:34,297 --> 00:34:36,906 - Hey, hey, if I can, I'm sorry to interject. 885 00:34:36,906 --> 00:34:37,739 - Please, please. - Please. 886 00:34:37,739 --> 00:34:41,159 - But can we just give it up for a second for HelloFresh. 887 00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:43,980 - Hello! - Okay, we all thought 888 00:34:43,980 --> 00:34:46,260 we were gonna cook more. - Mm-hmm. 889 00:34:46,260 --> 00:34:48,822 - And we just ended up with more groceries- 890 00:34:48,822 --> 00:34:51,150 - Uh, yeah, a box. (laughs) - Here we go. 891 00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:53,310 Small, small seasoning packets. 892 00:34:53,310 --> 00:34:56,190 - Oh, let's give it up to something very special. 893 00:34:56,190 --> 00:34:57,450 - Here it comes. - You know 'em, 894 00:34:57,450 --> 00:35:00,630 you'll love 'em, you love how you just forget about them 895 00:35:00,630 --> 00:35:02,190 after watching one season of D&D. 896 00:35:02,190 --> 00:35:04,588 Give it up for Dropout TV. - Dropout TV! 897 00:35:04,588 --> 00:35:05,421 - Dropout TV! - Dropout TV! 898 00:35:06,451 --> 00:35:07,910 - We love you, we love you. - Oh, love you. 899 00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:09,660 - So cheap I don't even see it on my credit card. 900 00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:10,650 - I don't even notice. 901 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,150 - It's almost like that's by design. 902 00:35:12,150 --> 00:35:16,500 - (laughs) And we gotta cut it off there, right? 903 00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:17,333 - All right. - Cheers. 904 00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:18,240 - Cheers. - Hey, cheers. 905 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,830 Cheers to you- - [Jess] To you. 906 00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:23,280 - And cheers to my livelihood. (players laugh obsequiously) 907 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,160 5.99 a month amount of points for the three of you. 908 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,060 - How reasonable! 909 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:29,580 - That does it for us here for us at "Make Some Noise." 910 00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:31,880 Our winner these eve... 911 00:35:32,885 --> 00:35:35,580 (paper snaps) Jeremy Culhane. 912 00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:36,413 Jeremy... (players clapping) 913 00:35:36,413 --> 00:35:39,900 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! 914 00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:43,530 - You are the winner of the coveted Golden Ear. 915 00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:45,090 - Oh, thank you. I'd like to thank my mom. 916 00:35:45,090 --> 00:35:46,377 - Shut up, Jeremy. It's my turn. 917 00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:47,915 - Scooch, scooch, scooch. - Scooch, scooch. 918 00:35:47,915 --> 00:35:49,980 - That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 919 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:52,380 Tune in next time for more of the Game Samer. 920 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:55,020 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 921 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,608 Good night. (upbeat music) 922 00:35:57,608 --> 00:36:00,775 (audience applauding) 923 00:36:06,074 --> 00:36:09,491 (cheerful music softens)