1 00:00:00,150 --> 00:00:00,983 - [Sam] Tonight! 2 00:00:00,983 --> 00:00:04,890 A DVD menu icon bouncing its way around the screen, 3 00:00:04,890 --> 00:00:06,556 it's Josh Ruben! 4 00:00:06,556 --> 00:00:09,139 (upbeat music) 5 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:15,245 Fully anticipating a surprise party, it's Zac Oyama. 6 00:00:15,245 --> 00:00:17,308 (upbeat music) 7 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:19,391 (Sam laughs) 8 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:22,800 - Okay, it's a pretty good dinner though. 9 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,321 - [Sam] And the windup Make Some Noise contestant toy, 10 00:00:26,321 --> 00:00:28,510 it's Brennan Lee Mulligan. 11 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:31,140 - A cowboy in France. 12 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:34,763 An astronaut in a big kitchen. 13 00:00:34,763 --> 00:00:36,901 - [Sam] They're all here to- 14 00:00:36,901 --> 00:00:40,389 - [Contestants] Make some noise! 15 00:00:40,389 --> 00:00:43,306 (perky jazz music) 16 00:00:47,871 --> 00:00:51,150 (perky jazz music continues) 17 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:53,520 - Welcome to "Make Some Noise," 18 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,550 the game so good, we spun it off, "unchanged." 19 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:57,660 I am your host, Sam Reich. 20 00:00:57,660 --> 00:00:58,620 Here's how the show works. 21 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:02,220 I have here a series of improvisational prompts 22 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:06,270 our players have never seen before, 23 00:01:06,270 --> 00:01:08,520 Isn't that right, players? 24 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,320 - Yes. - I'll answer for myself. 25 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,153 No. - Yes. 26 00:01:11,153 --> 00:01:11,986 - I've not seen them. 27 00:01:11,986 --> 00:01:12,819 Or it is right. 28 00:01:12,819 --> 00:01:13,680 - No. 29 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,580 - Brennan. 30 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:15,990 - Look, we've been doing this bit, 31 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:18,042 and I still think it's hilarious. 32 00:01:18,042 --> 00:01:20,280 (Sam and crew laugh) 33 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,990 The important thing is this. 34 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:24,120 If anyone answers in the affirmative 35 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,290 that they've never seen them before, 36 00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:26,550 they are lying. 37 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:28,920 You won't know if you haven't seen it before 38 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,210 until you see it for the first time. 39 00:01:30,210 --> 00:01:32,220 - The prompts are all personal emails Brennan 40 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:34,049 has written me in the last five years. 41 00:01:34,049 --> 00:01:34,882 (Brennan laughs) 42 00:01:34,882 --> 00:01:36,180 They will, to the best of their ability, 43 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,200 fulfill those prompts. 44 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,240 I will award them corresponding points, 45 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,210 and the winner will take home the coveted Golden Ear, 46 00:01:42,210 --> 00:01:45,339 which is what the G in EGOT stands for. 47 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,560 (Brennan wheezes) 48 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,299 Players, are you ready to rumble? 49 00:01:49,299 --> 00:01:50,132 - Yuh. - Yes. 50 00:01:50,132 --> 00:01:50,965 - Yah. - Yah. 51 00:01:50,965 --> 00:01:51,798 - Yup. - Yah. 52 00:01:51,798 --> 00:01:53,790 - First of all, a little warmup round, 53 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:56,550 something to whet the palate, an amuse-bouche, if you will. 54 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,460 Josh? 55 00:01:57,460 --> 00:02:01,860 (Josh grunts) We've heard 100 Batmans. 56 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:06,030 What I'd like to see from you is 100,000 Batmans. 57 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:06,903 - No problem. 58 00:02:07,986 --> 00:02:09,294 (Zac wheezes) 59 00:02:09,294 --> 00:02:12,211 (Josh breathes heavily) 60 00:02:17,077 --> 00:02:20,975 (continues breathes heavily) 61 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:23,142 (mutters of "Joker") 62 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,190 Where does he get all the, 63 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:27,450 where'd he get all the toy-toys? 64 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:29,400 Where did he get all the toy-toy-toy-toy-toy-toy. 65 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,607 (makes engine sound) 66 00:02:30,607 --> 00:02:32,905 (stutters "Shields" repeatedly) 67 00:02:32,905 --> 00:02:36,180 (rolls tongue and speaks gibberish) 68 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:38,224 We just replaced all the... 69 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:39,868 (to the tune of Danny Elfman's Batman theme) ♪ Bom bom bom bom bom ♪ 70 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:40,701 ♪ Bom bom bom ♪ 71 00:02:40,701 --> 00:02:43,246 (scats) 72 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:46,126 (breathes heavily) Batman. 73 00:02:46,126 --> 00:02:49,020 (breathes heavily) 74 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:49,918 We're Batman. 75 00:02:49,918 --> 00:02:53,040 (Sam and contestants laugh) 76 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,980 - Holy shit, Josh. 77 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:57,960 I think that'll do 'er. 78 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,700 - Just a nice, simple warmup. 79 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:00,920 - Just a nice easy one. (Sam laughs) 80 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,410 - Yeah, just a little amuse-bouche. 81 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:05,430 - Yeah, you know, the sound equivalent of pigs in a blanket. 82 00:03:05,430 --> 00:03:07,441 Yeah, let's say a "swear to me" amount of points for you. 83 00:03:07,441 --> 00:03:08,687 Yeah, let's say a "swear to me" amount of points for you. 84 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:12,450 Moving right along to Zac. 85 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:13,290 - Okay. 86 00:03:13,290 --> 00:03:18,290 - A figure skating fail and the slow-mo instant replay 87 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,243 of that same figure skating fail. 88 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:23,686 (Zac grunts) 89 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,805 (Zac slaps podium) 90 00:03:30,805 --> 00:03:33,222 (Sam laughs) 91 00:03:35,390 --> 00:03:39,057 (Sam and contestants laugh) 92 00:03:42,471 --> 00:03:45,159 (Sam and contestants laugh) 93 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:47,036 Wow, Zac. 94 00:03:47,036 --> 00:03:48,150 (Josh and Brennan clap) 95 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:51,090 - There's a podium on the ice. 96 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:53,100 - Yes, for sure. 97 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:57,150 Let's say a bronze amount of points for you. 98 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:58,800 Got to deduct you a couple medals-worth 99 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,020 of points for the fail. 100 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:01,853 Brennan. 101 00:04:01,853 --> 00:04:02,686 - Yes. 102 00:04:02,686 --> 00:04:07,678 - Five different "hell yeah"s and their respective contexts. 103 00:04:08,622 --> 00:04:10,650 - (wheezes) Hell yeah. 104 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,830 And that's your dad seeing you 105 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:16,756 when you've discovered where his secret biker club meets. 106 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,000 (Sam laughs) 107 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,980 And then the next one is... 108 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:20,970 Hell? 109 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:21,870 Yeah. 110 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:25,410 And that is someone with a teleporter 111 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:27,219 that you're asking where it can go to. 112 00:04:27,219 --> 00:04:30,041 (Sam laughs) 113 00:04:30,041 --> 00:04:31,126 Okay. 114 00:04:31,126 --> 00:04:33,477 The next one is (sprite voice) hell yeah. 115 00:04:33,477 --> 00:04:36,990 And that one is when your surf instructor, 116 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:38,823 lives in a little acorn house. 117 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,870 And then the next one is going to be... 118 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:44,220 Hell? 119 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:45,300 Yeah. 120 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,210 Which is the devil's new ad campaign. 121 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:48,720 (Sam laughs) 122 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,510 And then the last one is going to be... 123 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:53,910 (old man voice) Hell yeah. 124 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:56,640 Which is the response when I ask Gandalf 125 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,680 if I could hang out with him and the other wizards. 126 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,350 - Way to jump through those hoops. 127 00:05:01,350 --> 00:05:04,860 - If this is an amuse-bouche, what's the entree? 128 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:08,790 - Let's say an incredible amount of points for you, 129 00:05:08,790 --> 00:05:11,190 bringing us back to Josh. 130 00:05:11,190 --> 00:05:12,023 - Yeah. 131 00:05:12,023 --> 00:05:12,900 - Josh, a little abstract, 132 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,520 but if anyone can do it, it's you. 133 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:18,120 A briefcase full of "Seinfeld" intro music. 134 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,070 - Yeah, no worries. 135 00:05:22,426 --> 00:05:24,218 (clicks tongue) 136 00:05:24,218 --> 00:05:25,051 (scats) 137 00:05:25,051 --> 00:05:28,998 (Sam, Zac, and Brennan laugh) 138 00:05:28,998 --> 00:05:33,706 (funky scatting) 139 00:05:36,808 --> 00:05:39,345 (continues scatting) (Sam laughs) 140 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:42,774 (clicks tongue) 141 00:05:42,774 --> 00:05:44,641 (Sam laughs) 142 00:05:44,641 --> 00:05:46,641 (escalating funky scatting) 143 00:05:50,385 --> 00:05:51,707 It opened. 144 00:05:51,707 --> 00:05:52,540 - It opened when? 145 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:53,373 After you threw it. 146 00:05:53,373 --> 00:05:54,840 - Yeah, so now it's like... - Yeah, for sure. 147 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,540 - Is it my responsibility or do I just go Pandora's box? 148 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:58,380 - Yeah, for sure. 149 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:00,540 A "these pretzels are making me thirsty" 150 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:02,010 amount of points for you, 151 00:06:02,010 --> 00:06:04,230 bringing us back to Zac. 152 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,190 - Okay. 153 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:09,993 - What not to do if you see a rattlesnake. 154 00:06:12,210 --> 00:06:13,043 - Oh. 155 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,820 Excuse me. Sorry. 156 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:20,146 Just trying to get by the trail. 157 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,303 (hisses) 158 00:06:22,303 --> 00:06:23,880 (chuckles) 159 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,929 I'm Sean. 160 00:06:24,929 --> 00:06:28,140 Ah! (Sam and crew laughs) 161 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:29,133 What's your name? 162 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:30,923 Okay, well, 163 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:33,813 I'm just on a hike and I'm just trying to get by, so. 164 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:36,413 Here's $4. 165 00:06:37,758 --> 00:06:38,970 (Sam laughs) 166 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:39,810 Well, listen, 167 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:41,460 I'm just a normal guy, 168 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:45,297 and I want to respect where you're from, so just... 169 00:06:45,297 --> 00:06:46,569 K-k-k-k-k... 170 00:06:46,569 --> 00:06:49,107 (Sam laughs) 171 00:06:49,107 --> 00:06:50,248 (Zac gets attacked by the rattlesnake) 172 00:06:51,174 --> 00:06:52,014 (Zac mimics being bitten by the rattlesnake) 173 00:06:52,014 --> 00:06:54,450 (Sam hits buzzer) - And cut. 174 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:55,663 - The swelling. 175 00:06:55,663 --> 00:06:58,920 - Introduced yourself, tried to bribe him, 176 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:02,460 and finally tried to assimilate to its culture. 177 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:04,170 - It didn't want me to be a part of that world. 178 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:06,390 - In defense of the snake, it is appropriation. 179 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:07,537 - Obviously. 180 00:07:07,537 --> 00:07:08,700 - $4 is a great amount of dollars. 181 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,650 It's the most amount of bills you can have 182 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:11,940 for the smallest amount of money, you know? 183 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:15,127 - Yeah, it's the perfect comedy amount of money. 184 00:07:15,127 --> 00:07:17,400 "Red touches yellow, 185 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,500 kill that fellow" amount of points. 186 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,520 - Kill that fellow? 187 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,441 - Isn't that the rule? 188 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,070 I think that's the rule. - Yellow touches red, 189 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:24,780 you're freaking dead. 190 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:25,890 - Yeah. - [Sam] Oh. 191 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:29,504 - Red touches yellow, let's be mellow. 192 00:07:29,504 --> 00:07:30,337 (Sam laughs) 193 00:07:30,337 --> 00:07:31,170 - I believe it's the opposite. 194 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:32,730 - I'm saying what you're not supposed to do, guys. 195 00:07:32,730 --> 00:07:33,563 - Don't trust us. - You heard it 196 00:07:33,563 --> 00:07:34,396 here first, kids. 197 00:07:34,396 --> 00:07:35,280 Go home and touch snakes. 198 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,180 - Brennan. 199 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:37,013 (Brennan snaps) 200 00:07:37,013 --> 00:07:41,760 Comedy Central's roast of an ostrich. 201 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,830 - Oh my God, we got a lot of people here tonight. 202 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,480 A lot of people here tonight. 203 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:48,870 I, I, I first met this guy, all right? 204 00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:50,730 When he couldn't get booked 205 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:52,500 at the bottom of a sandbag. 206 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:53,333 Folks, he's an ostrich. 207 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,750 He's sticking his head in there all the time. 208 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:59,750 Listen, this guy hasn't laid an egg that big 209 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:02,730 since the Comedy Store back in '87, folks. 210 00:08:02,730 --> 00:08:03,563 No, I kid. 211 00:08:03,563 --> 00:08:04,396 I love him. I love him. 212 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:06,210 Oh, I wish he had emu's agent, 213 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:08,940 but other than that, other than that, I'll tell you this. 214 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:11,310 With a land speed of over 30 miles an hour, 215 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:12,960 the only thing faster than this bird 216 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,630 is the rate that people ran out of his last movie. 217 00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:17,550 Folks, I'm telling you right now. 218 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:18,570 No, no, I'm kidding. 219 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:19,740 I'm kidding. 220 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,240 Incredibly, what people don't know 221 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,400 is the choice to have a totally bald head 222 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,840 that looks like a shaved cock 223 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,700 is because the only thing more shaved 224 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:27,810 than his head is a cock. 225 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:28,800 I'm looking at you, Rooster. 226 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,230 Look, we got a lot of birds here tonight, folks. 227 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:32,893 I tell you what, I'm almost out of time here. 228 00:08:32,893 --> 00:08:34,020 I just want to say one last thing. 229 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,040 I really do love you, man, 230 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:38,700 and you know it's an honor to be here celebrating you. 231 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,680 You have an incredible career, 232 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,410 and I know that if you could have any wish come true, 233 00:08:43,410 --> 00:08:45,390 it be the wish to fuckin' fly. 234 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:47,370 The only bird in the room that can't fly. 235 00:08:47,370 --> 00:08:48,330 Folks, that's my time. 236 00:08:48,330 --> 00:08:49,712 Fuck you, Jeff Ross. 237 00:08:49,712 --> 00:08:51,767 (Sam, Josh, and Zac laugh) 238 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:53,190 (buzzer buzzes) 239 00:08:53,190 --> 00:08:54,023 - Woo! 240 00:08:54,023 --> 00:08:55,830 Fast on the uptake there, Brennan. 241 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:58,230 Yeah, let's say a Rob Lowe amount points for you. 242 00:08:58,230 --> 00:08:59,490 - All right. 243 00:08:59,490 --> 00:09:00,323 - Josh. 244 00:09:00,323 --> 00:09:01,156 - Huh. 245 00:09:01,156 --> 00:09:04,110 - Fred Schneider of the B-52's 246 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,995 is going to find and kill you. 247 00:09:07,995 --> 00:09:11,775 ♪ Well, you're walking outside and you're running from me ♪ 248 00:09:11,775 --> 00:09:13,559 ♪ Well, I'm coming for you ♪ 249 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:15,660 ♪ Do you have your keys ♪ 250 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:17,225 ♪ So, you're running ♪ 251 00:09:17,225 --> 00:09:19,848 ♪ And I'm going fucking get you ♪ 252 00:09:19,848 --> 00:09:21,603 ♪ Your tire just blew out ♪ 253 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:25,692 ♪ 'Cause I filled it with knives, yeah ♪ 254 00:09:25,692 --> 00:09:27,472 ♪ I'm going to kill you ♪ 255 00:09:27,472 --> 00:09:29,070 ♪ Fucking kill you ♪ 256 00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:29,903 - This is the guy, right? 257 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:30,736 - Yeah. ♪ So, you're running ♪ 258 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:31,651 ♪ Through the woods ♪ 259 00:09:31,651 --> 00:09:33,517 ♪ And I've got a big knife ♪ 260 00:09:33,517 --> 00:09:35,818 ♪ I'll trip you with my friend ♪ 261 00:09:35,818 --> 00:09:37,621 ♪ His name is Mike ♪ 262 00:09:37,621 --> 00:09:38,825 ♪ Mike and Fred ♪ 263 00:09:38,825 --> 00:09:40,561 ♪ We're going to step on your head ♪ 264 00:09:40,561 --> 00:09:41,742 (buzzer screams) - I'll probably kill- 265 00:09:41,742 --> 00:09:44,754 ♪ So you wa- ♪ 266 00:09:44,754 --> 00:09:46,845 Unbelievable, Josh. 267 00:09:46,845 --> 00:09:47,678 - It felt right. 268 00:09:47,678 --> 00:09:49,410 - And the idea of him just announcing it, 269 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:50,243 you know what I mean? 270 00:09:50,243 --> 00:09:51,240 - You're hiding quietly, 271 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,200 and you just hear a man- 272 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,033 - Well that's the terrifying, 273 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:54,540 you hear him coming from, it's just like... 274 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:56,430 (muffles voice) 275 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,693 - Who is that? 276 00:09:57,693 --> 00:10:00,180 - It's Fred Schneider from the B-52's. 277 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:05,180 - Yeah, a "Love Shack" amount of points for you. 278 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,334 Zac. 279 00:10:06,334 --> 00:10:07,167 - Okay. 280 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:08,880 - A dancing crossing guard 281 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,913 is bad at the crossing guard part. 282 00:10:12,838 --> 00:10:16,156 (Josh laughs) 283 00:10:16,156 --> 00:10:19,406 (contestants laughing) 284 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,410 - Oh, shit. 285 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:29,970 (Josh making honking sounds) 286 00:10:29,970 --> 00:10:31,830 - [Josh] Fuck are you doin'? 287 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,378 - That way. 288 00:10:33,378 --> 00:10:38,378 (contestants laughing and making car sounds) 289 00:10:38,498 --> 00:10:39,608 (Zac's actual ankle popping) 290 00:10:39,608 --> 00:10:40,441 Ow. 291 00:10:40,441 --> 00:10:43,024 (all laughing) 292 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:45,780 My ankle's popping. 293 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,128 Everybody stop. 294 00:10:47,128 --> 00:10:49,683 (screeching) 295 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,516 (buzzer screaming) 296 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:53,820 - I like to imagine that this man just donned a uniform 297 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,710 and went into the middle of an intersection- 298 00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:57,090 - And they believed him. 299 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:57,923 - They believed him. 300 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:58,756 - Unbelievable. 301 00:10:58,756 --> 00:11:00,450 Also Zac with a preview of what it's gonna look like 302 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:02,970 when we're still doing this at the age of 74. 303 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:04,176 - That was crazy. 304 00:11:04,176 --> 00:11:06,510 (Sam laughs) 305 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:07,343 - That was real? 306 00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:08,176 - Yeah. - Yeah. 307 00:11:08,176 --> 00:11:11,010 - And that noise came from the ankles. 308 00:11:11,010 --> 00:11:14,070 Let's say a yellow light points for you, Zac. 309 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,090 Brennan. - Yuh. 310 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,010 - Last prompt of round one. 311 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,180 - Let's go. 312 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:22,500 - Your dad teaches you about the birds and the bees 313 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:26,133 and the fire and the sword and the spell and the prophecy. 314 00:11:27,402 --> 00:11:29,460 (Brennan knocking) 315 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,053 - Hey, bud. 316 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:34,290 Talked to your mom downstairs. 317 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:39,247 and she let me know that she found 318 00:11:39,247 --> 00:11:42,180 a magazine in your room, 319 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:45,390 and I just want to say that everything 320 00:11:45,390 --> 00:11:48,120 that's going on with your body 321 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:52,353 is perfectly normal and natural, 322 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,551 with several notable exceptions. 323 00:11:55,551 --> 00:11:57,450 (Sam laughs) 324 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,250 It's like the birds and the bees, right? 325 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,650 And bees, they go from flower to flower, 326 00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:04,950 and they collect pollen, and that pollen, 327 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,600 when it goes in other flowers, that's how, 328 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,520 that's how new flowers are, are born, 329 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,530 and there's a certain kind of seed 330 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,390 that people can make, too, 331 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:14,580 and that's how they make new people. 332 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:17,048 It's also how they make the Shadow Ones. 333 00:12:17,048 --> 00:12:18,930 (Sam laughs) 334 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:20,910 At the beginning of time, 335 00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:25,910 there were 999 souls that were forged in the dark sun. 336 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:29,430 Much like birds build a nest, 337 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:31,740 the dark sun built a sword, 338 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:35,760 and that sword was broken into nine pieces, okay? 339 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,130 And you are one of those pieces. 340 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:39,270 I know. 341 00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:40,620 Your body's changing, 342 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:44,340 and I know it's just funny 'cause I'm your dad. 343 00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:46,293 Have you touched yourself? 344 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:49,380 Not with your hand. 345 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:51,565 Have you opened the eye within? 346 00:12:51,565 --> 00:12:53,340 (Sam laughs) 347 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,350 And reached out to touch yourself? 348 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:56,850 Because if you haven't, 349 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:58,549 (deep voice) you're running out of time. 350 00:12:58,549 --> 00:13:01,110 (buzzer screams) - I will cut you off there, 351 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:02,340 Brennan. 352 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,680 Wowie. 353 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,470 Just one of my favorite volleys we do on this show. 354 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:09,930 Set you up with a little bit of unexplained lore. 355 00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:10,763 - Mythos. 356 00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:12,720 - It's like letting a golden retriever out in the backyard. 357 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,010 That's what it feels like to me. 358 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:14,912 - There you go. 359 00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:15,930 - I just want to jerk off. 360 00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:16,800 - I just want to jerk off, man. 361 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,798 Well, you can't. 362 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:18,631 - I don't want to run from the Shadow Ones. 363 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,860 - 'Cause you'll bring the dark sun back 364 00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:21,038 if you jerk off, okay? 365 00:13:21,038 --> 00:13:22,650 - You heard it here first, kids. 366 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:25,443 A fatherly bonding amount of points for you. 367 00:13:26,309 --> 00:13:28,050 (bright jazz music) 368 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:30,690 That brings us to our first minigame. 369 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:33,750 This is a minigame we like to call Translator, 370 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,940 a classic minigame with my noise boys. 371 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:36,810 Zac and Josh, 372 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:39,210 if you would do me the favor of switching places, please. 373 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,640 Josh is gonna play our foreign politician 374 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,060 and Brennan and Zac will play his translators, 375 00:13:45,060 --> 00:13:47,670 translating him one line at a time. 376 00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:52,670 Your speech, Josh, has something to do with a grand opening, 377 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,010 and so I am going to ask Paul 378 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:58,050 to bring out some novelty scissors for you use as a prop. 379 00:13:58,050 --> 00:13:59,130 Paul? 380 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,420 Thank you so much, Paul. 381 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,254 You can go ahead and hand those over to Josh. 382 00:14:03,254 --> 00:14:04,650 - Ah. 383 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:05,523 Merci. 384 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,730 Oh, fuck, that's heavy. 385 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:10,716 - Take it away whenever you're ready. 386 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:11,727 - Ah. 387 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:14,644 (speaks gibberish) 388 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,850 - We've sincerely tried our best 389 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:24,090 to open this up as fast as possible, 390 00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,891 but due to the fires, it has been challenging. 391 00:14:26,891 --> 00:14:30,224 (Josh speaks gibberish) 392 00:14:33,808 --> 00:14:36,210 (Josh continues speaking gibberish) 393 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,140 - With enough time, 394 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,060 we were able to sacrifice the baby, 395 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:40,950 and that quelled the fires just enough 396 00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:43,177 for us to get this thing started. 397 00:14:43,177 --> 00:14:46,830 (Josh speaking gibberish) 398 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:48,693 - He so intense. 399 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:51,908 It's very intense. 400 00:14:51,908 --> 00:14:55,320 (speaks gibberish) 401 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,738 - The scissors are blunt and safe. 402 00:14:57,738 --> 00:14:59,578 (Sam and crew laughs) 403 00:14:59,578 --> 00:15:01,680 (Josh speaking gibberish) 404 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,180 - And look how light they are. 405 00:15:04,018 --> 00:15:06,450 (Josh speaking gibberish) 406 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:09,060 - Now in keeping with our rituals and customs, 407 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:11,523 I will play around with the scissors. 408 00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:15,013 - Uh-oh, poo-scario. (laughs) 409 00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:18,590 (makes nonsense sounds) 410 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:22,090 (Josh speaking gibberish) 411 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:27,060 - On a very funny note, I lost a finger. 412 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,330 - Yeah. - Oh. 413 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:30,080 Oh. 414 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,163 (speaking gibberish) 415 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:35,934 (Zac chomps) 416 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,470 (speaking gibberish) 417 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,550 - I found my finger. 418 00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:39,383 Don't worry, guys. 419 00:15:39,383 --> 00:15:40,260 Nothing bad can happen. 420 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,315 Oh no, I fed it to my right translator. 421 00:15:42,315 --> 00:15:43,732 (Sam laughs) 422 00:15:43,732 --> 00:15:46,380 (Josh speaking gibberish) 423 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,340 - You're such an idiot. 424 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:48,900 Why did you eat my finger? 425 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,010 I don't know if I can talk, 426 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:52,290 but I would say that you fed it to me. 427 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:55,470 - And I will buzz you off there. 428 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:58,560 - These are very (wheezes) heavy. 429 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,527 Opening it up felt like putting my head in a lion's mouth. 430 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,170 (discordant piano music) 431 00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:05,700 - That brings us to round two, 432 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,460 where our players will now test their talents 433 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:11,190 in teams of twos. 434 00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:12,540 - Mm. - Okay. 435 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:13,650 - Josh- - Huh. 436 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:15,090 - Zac? - Mm-hmm? 437 00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:18,660 - Jigsaw from "Saw" forgot to prepare anything 438 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:21,390 and has to just kind of wing it. 439 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:24,270 - Welcome to the chamber. 440 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,315 - What is this place? 441 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:28,830 - I bet you're finding yourself really, really scared. 442 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,777 - I am. I am, please... 443 00:16:31,777 --> 00:16:34,020 Please, I don't know what happened and I'm sorry. 444 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,160 Please just, can I go? 445 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,530 - No, you can't go. 446 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,140 Not until... 447 00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:42,390 (blows air) 448 00:16:42,390 --> 00:16:44,131 - What? Until what? 449 00:16:44,131 --> 00:16:44,964 - One second. 450 00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:46,690 (Sam laughs) 451 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:47,940 Okay, so, um... 452 00:16:49,477 --> 00:16:52,633 There should be a box in the middle of the room. 453 00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:53,525 - There's not a box. 454 00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:54,358 I don't see a box. 455 00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:56,069 - Huh? - I don't see a box. 456 00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:57,510 - There's no box in the middle of the room? 457 00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:58,343 - I'm looking around, 458 00:16:58,343 --> 00:16:59,970 and the room seems kind of empty to me. 459 00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:02,250 There's a blanket, but that's about it. 460 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,513 - Okay, one sec. 461 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:06,563 - I'm sorry. 462 00:17:06,563 --> 00:17:09,840 I'm just like, is there anything, can I just go? 463 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:10,680 - Okay, no, no, no. 464 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,150 Shush, shush. 465 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:13,110 I got it. 466 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:14,670 If you look to your left, 467 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:17,910 there's a bathroom with no toilet seat cover. 468 00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:21,750 Walk up to it as slowly as you can and look inside. 469 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:25,800 What you will find may just be the key to the outside world. 470 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,890 - Sorry, you said a bathroom without toilet seat covers. 471 00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:29,843 - If you look to your left, 472 00:17:29,843 --> 00:17:32,280 and you just walk close like to your left. 473 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,660 - I'm in the bathroom now. 474 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:34,689 - Oh, fuck, you're in there? 475 00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:37,140 (Sam and crew laughing) 476 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,480 Okay. - It doesn't seem like I'm, 477 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,620 I don't feel... 478 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:41,723 - Reach up your sleeve and reach inside. 479 00:17:41,723 --> 00:17:43,740 - Is this Lego piece something? 480 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:44,573 - Oh, that's my Lego. 481 00:17:44,573 --> 00:17:45,930 Will you put it in your pocket 482 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:47,910 and just kind of hang onto that for me? 483 00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:50,160 'Cause you're going to dead soon, and I really need that. 484 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,810 - I don't want to be dead soon, please. 485 00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:52,643 I'm sorry. - Okay. 486 00:17:52,643 --> 00:17:53,670 All right, now I got it. 487 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:54,503 Okay, look. 488 00:17:54,503 --> 00:17:56,370 If you're afraid of fire... 489 00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:58,200 - Um, I'm actually really not. 490 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,348 - Oh. 491 00:17:59,348 --> 00:18:00,498 (Sam and crew laughing) 492 00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:02,820 (buzzer buzzing) - Cut you off there. 493 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,506 - Weirdly not afraid of fire. 494 00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:08,400 - That was fantastic. 495 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,360 There's nothing I love 496 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,700 than a really scary voice vamping. 497 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,680 That's like a classic Josh Ruben bit, 498 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,090 the announcer who says "Um." 499 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:17,430 - Coming next, um, summer. 500 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,263 Um. 501 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,650 Just like a really unsure... 502 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:22,974 - Let's say seven points for you and one in 3D. 503 00:18:22,974 --> 00:18:24,600 - Ooh, okay. 504 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,860 - Zac. - Yes? 505 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:26,693 - And Brennan. 506 00:18:26,693 --> 00:18:27,570 - Huh? 507 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:30,690 - [Sam] Good cop, comrade cop. 508 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:35,610 - Hey, got you a Coca-Cola and a bag of Fritos. (chuckles) 509 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,443 Look, 510 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,300 we're just trying to have a conversation 511 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,770 about what happened today. 512 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,360 - You shouldn't tell us shit. 513 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,760 We are not your fuckin' friends, okay? 514 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:45,840 Get a lawyer in here. 515 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:46,860 Take care of yourself. 516 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,390 You have nothing to lose but your chains. 517 00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:49,223 Remember that. 518 00:18:49,223 --> 00:18:50,580 - Uh, yeah. 519 00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,410 You could totally wait for your lawyer, 520 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:53,670 or just, you know, 521 00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:56,730 we were just looking at this window of 2:00 to 3:30 today. 522 00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:59,610 There was sort of just a loud noise near your apartment. 523 00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:00,840 You're probably fine, you know? 524 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,569 - I am working here to feed intel to the revolution. 525 00:19:04,569 --> 00:19:06,570 (Sam laughs) 526 00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:08,670 You should burn this fuckin' place to the ground, 527 00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:10,470 but again, keep your mouth shut. 528 00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:11,670 Anything you say, 529 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:14,280 this motherfucker's gonna twist it against you. 530 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,440 - All right, well, listen. 531 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,320 If you cooperate with us, it'll go a long way. 532 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,071 We can get you in a much lighter situation overall. 533 00:19:22,071 --> 00:19:22,915 (Brennan blows) 534 00:19:22,915 --> 00:19:23,748 (Sam laughs) 535 00:19:23,748 --> 00:19:24,690 - Run, motherfucker, run. 536 00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:25,662 Run! (buzzer buzzes) 537 00:19:25,662 --> 00:19:28,380 - I will cut you off there. 538 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,660 I like that a lot, the two of you. 539 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,880 Let's say two points, 540 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,500 and you can distribute them between the two of you 541 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,626 according to your need. 542 00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:36,459 - Ooh. 543 00:19:36,459 --> 00:19:37,292 - I'll take two. 544 00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:38,125 - Brennan. - Yoi? 545 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,990 - And Josh. - Get going. 546 00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:42,450 - A difficult-to-open jar of pickles 547 00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:45,030 makes two men question everything. 548 00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:45,863 - Oh my God. 549 00:19:45,863 --> 00:19:46,696 I'm glad you're here, dude. 550 00:19:46,696 --> 00:19:47,529 - What's up? 551 00:19:47,529 --> 00:19:49,500 - I just, I can't get this fucking thing open. 552 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,333 - Oh. - Can you give it a try? 553 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,166 - Yeah, I'll give it a try. 554 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:51,999 No worries. - Yeah, give it like 555 00:19:51,999 --> 00:19:52,832 the towel trick or whatever. 556 00:19:52,832 --> 00:19:54,430 - No, I'll probably just, you know, hand. 557 00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:56,769 - Yeah. 558 00:19:56,769 --> 00:19:57,602 I don't know. 559 00:19:57,602 --> 00:19:58,440 You want to do the towel thing? 560 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,390 - Actually, sorry. 561 00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:01,410 - Yeah. 562 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,243 - I'm okay. 563 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,810 I'm just going to try it with my hands for a second. 564 00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,190 - Yeah. 565 00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:06,780 - Did you get a good... 566 00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:08,199 - Yeah. 567 00:20:08,199 --> 00:20:09,390 (Brennan groans) 568 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,290 Okay. All right. 569 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,030 Hey, if you need a break, you want to tap out? 570 00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:12,863 You want to tap out? 571 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:13,740 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 572 00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:15,056 - I fuckin' suck. 573 00:20:15,056 --> 00:20:16,440 (Sam laughs) 574 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,570 - Hey, man, it's just a jar of pickles. 575 00:20:18,570 --> 00:20:20,430 - I'm gonna do the towel trick, 576 00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:22,320 'cause if I can't do this. 577 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,760 Fuck! 578 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,010 I can't do it, dude. 579 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:26,843 - Okay, just hold on. 580 00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:30,191 - I can't even afford to send my stepdaughter $20. 581 00:20:30,191 --> 00:20:31,208 - What? 582 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:34,410 - I can't even afford to send my stepdaughter $20. 583 00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:37,617 - You can't afford to send your stepdaughter $20? 584 00:20:37,617 --> 00:20:39,455 - No, it's the postage. 585 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,550 I have 20. I have 20. 586 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:42,750 How much is postage? 587 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,583 - 42 cents. 588 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:44,416 - Yeah, exactly. 589 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:45,960 I don't have fuckin' 42. 590 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:46,920 - Okay, look. 591 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:47,753 - Yeah. 592 00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:49,380 - Maybe we should just think outside the box. 593 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:52,050 We can't open it from the lid. 594 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:52,883 - Okay. 595 00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:57,033 - But what if we tried to open it from not the lid? 596 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,670 (Sam and contestants laughing) 597 00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:03,503 - Declan, are you sure? 598 00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:04,530 - This is the way? 599 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,363 - Oh. 600 00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:09,004 - Hey, tell your stepdaughter that she's getting $20. 601 00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:10,506 (Sam laughs) 602 00:21:10,506 --> 00:21:11,339 Boink. 603 00:21:12,195 --> 00:21:13,278 Boink. Boink. 604 00:21:14,634 --> 00:21:15,467 Boink. 605 00:21:15,467 --> 00:21:16,797 - Oh, it's getting worse. 606 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,110 It's getting worse. 607 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:22,354 Amanda, Amanda, it's your stepdad. 608 00:21:22,354 --> 00:21:25,200 (Brennan speaks gibberish) 609 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,700 That's Declan. 610 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:28,620 If you can come to me... 611 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,453 - Whoopie. 612 00:21:29,453 --> 00:21:31,410 - I will cut off there. 613 00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:32,243 - Amanda. 614 00:21:32,243 --> 00:21:33,076 - What an incredible- 615 00:21:33,076 --> 00:21:35,160 I'm so glad that I let that go on as long 616 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,240 as it did, that last discovery. 617 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,073 - And we would. 618 00:21:37,073 --> 00:21:38,280 We would write that play. 619 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,040 - Beating yourself up with a pickle jar. 620 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,660 - Oh, it's your Uncle Declan. 621 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:43,830 - There's so many harder things 622 00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:45,630 in the room to smash in your face. 623 00:21:45,630 --> 00:21:49,140 - Three toxically masculine points for the both of you. 624 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:50,130 Josh. - Huh. 625 00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:51,413 - And Zac. 626 00:21:51,413 --> 00:21:52,246 (Zac grunts) 627 00:21:52,246 --> 00:21:54,960 A series of unfortunate events 628 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,420 while we're rolling on room tone. 629 00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:58,770 For those of you who don't know, 630 00:21:58,770 --> 00:22:00,480 room tone is a production thing 631 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,520 where at the end of every shoot day, 632 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,190 we'll roll on 30 seconds of room tone 633 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:08,820 in order to be able to use it in the edit 634 00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:10,920 to cover up any silent spots. 635 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,872 - I think we got it. - Yeah. 636 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,140 - So, just, let's, uh... - Yeah, cool. 637 00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:14,160 - Maybe we get room tone 638 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,020 and then thanks everybody for the day. 639 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:16,853 - All right, everyone, 640 00:22:16,853 --> 00:22:19,382 so let's just get real quiet, please. 641 00:22:19,382 --> 00:22:20,550 We're rolling on room tone. 642 00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:22,140 Three, two. 643 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:22,983 All right, cool. 644 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,943 (whistling) 645 00:22:31,164 --> 00:22:33,581 (sputtering) 646 00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:36,454 We still good? 647 00:22:36,454 --> 00:22:37,883 - Did you hear the asteroid? 648 00:22:37,883 --> 00:22:40,568 - Asteroid. (Sam laughs) 649 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:44,318 (Zac making whirring sounds) 650 00:22:47,307 --> 00:22:50,099 - Are there any survivors down there? 651 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:52,443 (makes siren sound) 652 00:22:52,443 --> 00:22:54,000 Dad, Dad, help. 653 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,256 - Have you guys seen my daughter? 654 00:22:55,256 --> 00:22:56,089 (Brennan scoffs) 655 00:22:56,089 --> 00:22:57,292 Shh. - Shh. 656 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,920 - Have you guys seen my daughter? 657 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,300 - Dad, down here. 658 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,133 - One side, please, can you keep it down. 659 00:23:01,133 --> 00:23:02,700 Would you please find my dad? 660 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,533 - Can you send a PA outside to tell them- 661 00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:06,030 - Yeah, we sent a PA to get her daughter. 662 00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:07,350 - To get the daughter out of the thing. 663 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:08,526 - To reunite them. 664 00:23:08,526 --> 00:23:09,384 (Sam laughs) 665 00:23:09,384 --> 00:23:10,500 (makes whooshing sound) 666 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,333 Fire. 667 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,232 - Can you send a PA outside 668 00:23:12,232 --> 00:23:13,065 (Josh makes explosion sound) 669 00:23:13,065 --> 00:23:13,898 to handle the fire. - Looters. 670 00:23:13,898 --> 00:23:14,731 There's looters. 671 00:23:15,630 --> 00:23:16,926 I got the TV. 672 00:23:16,926 --> 00:23:18,150 I got a fuckin' TV. 673 00:23:18,150 --> 00:23:19,509 - Is anyone going on a run and maybe can stop- 674 00:23:19,509 --> 00:23:20,417 - [Josh] Load it up. Load it up. 675 00:23:20,417 --> 00:23:22,361 (makes revving engine sound) 676 00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:25,279 (buzzer screams) - I will cut you off there. 677 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,810 - Asteroid, looter, dad needs to find his daughter. 678 00:23:27,810 --> 00:23:28,643 - I love it. 679 00:23:28,643 --> 00:23:31,190 There's nothing like being irritated by an apocalypse. 680 00:23:31,190 --> 00:23:32,023 - Yeah, keep it down. 681 00:23:32,023 --> 00:23:33,840 - Yeah, a "just put a filter on it" 682 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,550 amount of points for you. 683 00:23:35,550 --> 00:23:36,477 Zac. - Okay. 684 00:23:36,477 --> 00:23:37,950 - And Brennan. - Hi! 685 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:42,950 - Asteroid-denying dinosaurs' podcast. 686 00:23:43,230 --> 00:23:44,063 - Well, it's 'cause they want 687 00:23:44,063 --> 00:23:45,600 to keep you scared at the end of the day. 688 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,590 They want to keep you scared, 689 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:48,840 'cause it's in herbivores' best interests. 690 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,430 You know, I'm a Tyrannosaurus rex, 691 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,720 - Same. - I'm an apex predator, 692 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,800 you know? - And honestly, 693 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,870 like, I don't think an asteroid could even hurt us. 694 00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:55,830 - That's exactly it, right? 695 00:23:55,830 --> 00:23:56,703 'Cause, like, we already know. 696 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:57,975 It's like scientists already- 697 00:23:57,975 --> 00:23:59,125 - Bring the mic closer to your face. 698 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:02,125 (Brennan squealing) 699 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:04,317 - Are you getting that clean? 700 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,441 - Yeah, yeah, that's actually really good. 701 00:24:05,441 --> 00:24:06,900 - Uh, I think this is probably a good time 702 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,900 for us to bring back - Fern Shakes. 703 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:12,150 So, for everyone who's listening at home, 704 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,220 you can check out our online store. 705 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,600 This is a supplement made out 706 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,090 of triceratops blood and ferns. 707 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:19,260 - Do you ever feel like you're waking up 708 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:22,560 and you can't catch those little tiny guys 709 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,640 that are running in a pack 710 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,320 that ate the guy in "Jurassic Park II"? 711 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,215 - Did you hear about that? 712 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,048 - Mm-hmm. - Did you hear that 713 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,110 they said that those are gonna take over the planet 714 00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:29,302 after the asteroid kills all of us? 715 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,543 - Okay, yeah, we'll see. 716 00:24:30,543 --> 00:24:31,376 - Yeah, we'll see, yeah. 717 00:24:31,376 --> 00:24:32,670 - You know how tiny those guys are? 718 00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:34,230 - I could easily step on like all of them 719 00:24:34,230 --> 00:24:35,063 with my enormous feet. 720 00:24:35,063 --> 00:24:37,084 - One second, and just a little closer. 721 00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:37,996 - Little? - A little closer. 722 00:24:37,996 --> 00:24:41,430 (Brennan squeals) 723 00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:42,960 That's good, actually. 724 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,542 - Did you hear that new Tom Segura / Bert Kreischer bit? 725 00:24:45,542 --> 00:24:47,820 (Sam and Josh laugh) 726 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,915 When are we gonna get invited on there, do you think? 727 00:24:48,915 --> 00:24:49,748 - Eh, you know, 728 00:24:49,748 --> 00:24:50,581 I'm waiting to ask till I have 729 00:24:50,581 --> 00:24:52,080 something like really cool to promote. 730 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,260 (buzzer screaming) - I will cut you off there. 731 00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,900 It's so funny that the term apex predator, 732 00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:59,790 if anyone deserved to refer to themselves as one, 733 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,440 it would be the T-rex. - A apex predator, for sure. 734 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,470 Although there's some conjecture that Tyrannosaurus rexes 735 00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:07,410 may have been scavengers as well as predators. 736 00:25:07,410 --> 00:25:10,500 - See, this is why we have Brennan on the show, really. 737 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,030 - Basically a bird fact. - To teach us things. 738 00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:14,580 A "brought to you by Me Undies" amount of points 739 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:16,170 for the both of you. 740 00:25:16,170 --> 00:25:18,210 Last prompt of round two. 741 00:25:18,210 --> 00:25:19,200 Brennan. - Yoi. 742 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,640 - And Josh. - Yes. 743 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,898 - An animal expert explains a monkey's unusual behavior. 744 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:27,510 - An animal expert explains a monkey's unusual behavior. 745 00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:32,160 - Now, you may well be asking why Herbert 746 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,950 is wearing a little suit and tie, 747 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:38,580 and it's because he thinks he's a little businessman. 748 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,190 In the same way that certain people somnambulate, 749 00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:43,920 which is the correct term for sleepwalking, 750 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,600 Herbert believes that he is 751 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,582 a 47-year-old securities analyst. 752 00:25:48,582 --> 00:25:50,427 (Sam laughs) 753 00:25:50,427 --> 00:25:53,160 Now, Herbert is getting a little bit anxious 754 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,001 because no one has emailed him on his Blackberry phone. 755 00:25:56,001 --> 00:25:57,690 (Sam laughs) 756 00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,723 Herbert believes that it is 2009. 757 00:26:01,830 --> 00:26:03,120 Someone, quickly email Herbert. 758 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:06,063 Send him, send him, yes, please, send him an email. 759 00:26:06,063 --> 00:26:06,896 Okay. 760 00:26:06,896 --> 00:26:09,510 (Josh making monkey sounds) 761 00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:10,380 Oh, he likes that. 762 00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:11,700 Did they tell you to circle back? 763 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,750 Circle back? 764 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,040 That's right, they did. 765 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:18,540 Oh, now Herbert is drinking 766 00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:20,001 a little shake he made for himself. 767 00:26:20,001 --> 00:26:20,910 (Sam laughs) 768 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:22,590 It's a little peanut butter, 769 00:26:22,590 --> 00:26:25,260 and it's good post-workout. 770 00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:28,050 Herbert likes to work out, so he showers at the gym. 771 00:26:28,050 --> 00:26:30,303 Oh, and now Herbert's sending a little email. 772 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:32,753 Ah. 773 00:26:32,753 --> 00:26:35,730 It looks like Herbert is trying to short the housing market. 774 00:26:35,730 --> 00:26:36,980 (Josh screeches) (buzzer screams) 775 00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:39,223 - I will cut you off there. 776 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:40,745 I don't how that happened. 777 00:26:40,745 --> 00:26:41,667 - A tiny shake? 778 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,170 - But I love it. 779 00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:46,728 A zoological amount of points for you. 780 00:26:46,728 --> 00:26:48,000 (upbeat jazz music) 781 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,610 It's time for our second minigame. 782 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,010 The minigame in question: Make It Sing. 783 00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:56,370 We've done versions of this game with musical instruments, 784 00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:58,800 a vase of flowers, my dog. 785 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,120 Now we're going to do it 786 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,460 with Dropout cast member Grant O'Brien. 787 00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:06,240 Now, Grant is backstage wearing noise-canceling headphones 788 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,460 in order so that he can't hear us. 789 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,694 - Should I have these on? 790 00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:12,750 (contestants laugh) 791 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:13,650 Okay. 792 00:27:13,650 --> 00:27:15,930 - Players, you are trying to get Grant 793 00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:18,990 to make a very specific noise. 794 00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:19,823 - Gotcha. 795 00:27:19,823 --> 00:27:21,602 - Your sound is... 796 00:27:21,602 --> 00:27:24,090 (percussive keyboard strike) 797 00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:24,923 Got it? 798 00:27:24,923 --> 00:27:25,800 - Gotcha. - Got it. 799 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,194 - Grant, if you could come out here, please. 800 00:27:28,194 --> 00:27:30,930 (bouncy instrumental music) 801 00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:31,923 Now he's late? 802 00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:34,363 - Well, I put the headphones on. 803 00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:37,410 (Sam laughs) 804 00:27:37,410 --> 00:27:38,730 - [Sam] Welcome, my friend. - Hi. 805 00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:39,840 - [Sam] It's so nice to see you. 806 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,010 - [Grant] Hey, it's nice to be here. 807 00:27:41,010 --> 00:27:43,980 - Grant, you can go ahead and face our players 808 00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:45,750 and chat with them as you would normally. 809 00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:48,150 One question a piece, players. 810 00:27:48,150 --> 00:27:48,983 Josh. 811 00:27:48,983 --> 00:27:49,816 - Nice fit. 812 00:27:49,816 --> 00:27:51,300 Can you tell me about that nice fit? 813 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:55,260 - I got this at Amazon Style, which is pretty embarrassing. 814 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:58,050 You know, it hangs very nicely, I think, much like myself. 815 00:27:58,050 --> 00:27:58,883 (chuckles) 816 00:27:58,883 --> 00:27:59,716 It's a good thing I came. 817 00:27:59,716 --> 00:28:02,940 (Sam laughs) 818 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:03,930 - Zac. 819 00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:05,970 - I don't know if you consider yourself a tough guy, 820 00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:09,183 but what is the hardest thing about you? 821 00:28:10,326 --> 00:28:12,840 - I think I just explained. (laughs) 822 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,983 Good thing I came by. 823 00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:17,040 The hardest thing about me. 824 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,280 I can swim for a very long time without taking a break. 825 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,920 - Ooh, very good answer, Grant. 826 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,060 Very good answer indeed. 827 00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:24,893 Brennan. 828 00:28:24,893 --> 00:28:25,860 - Grant. - Brennan. 829 00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:28,260 - In this very studio once, 830 00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:30,270 we talked about in a followup 831 00:28:30,270 --> 00:28:33,000 to True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien, 832 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,860 where you made reference to a party 833 00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:37,830 in which 50 incidents of a similar nature occurred. 834 00:28:37,830 --> 00:28:40,380 Would you be willing to share a more elaborate 835 00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:43,741 and in-depth version of the events of that night? 836 00:28:43,741 --> 00:28:46,475 - Oh, I bet I could probably get into that, sure. 837 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:47,807 (Sam and contestants laughing) 838 00:28:47,807 --> 00:28:51,930 I went to a sex party, is what you're referring to, 839 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,700 in Brooklyn, New York. 840 00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,620 You'd go in and you'd check your clothes, 841 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:56,490 you'd get naked, 842 00:28:56,490 --> 00:28:57,510 you'd put 'em in a bag, 843 00:28:57,510 --> 00:28:59,340 and on the bag there'd be written a number. 844 00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:01,740 Then they'd write the number on your arm in a sharpie 845 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,630 so you could get your clothes back at the end. 846 00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:05,010 How much more detail would you like? 847 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:05,910 - I think that's great. 848 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:06,960 - Oh. - [Brennan] Yeah. 849 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,250 - Grant, you can go ahead 850 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,890 and see what the players were trying to have you do. 851 00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:13,080 - A sex joke or innuendo, 852 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,355 and I came out swinging, my man. 853 00:29:15,355 --> 00:29:16,710 (Sam laughs) 854 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:19,140 Came out locked and loaded. 855 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:20,487 - It was funny because Josh 856 00:29:20,487 --> 00:29:22,920 and Zac both got you to do it immediately, 857 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:25,530 and then we had a spectacular dry period. 858 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:27,720 - I wouldn't know anything about a spectacular dry period. 859 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:28,553 Hey! 860 00:29:28,553 --> 00:29:29,716 - [Contestants] Oh! 861 00:29:29,716 --> 00:29:31,770 (energetic music) 862 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,570 - That brings us to round three 863 00:29:33,570 --> 00:29:36,330 where our players will now hold hands 864 00:29:36,330 --> 00:29:39,573 and jump into the abyss together. 865 00:29:41,124 --> 00:29:43,920 (laughs) 866 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,940 Just the most perfect arm wave there's ever been. 867 00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:48,810 Josh? - Yeah. 868 00:29:48,810 --> 00:29:49,650 - Zac? - Yeah. 869 00:29:49,650 --> 00:29:50,610 - Brennan. - Hi. 870 00:29:50,610 --> 00:29:53,300 - Feel free to take this one at a time. 871 00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:54,840 - Oh fuck. 872 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:59,840 - Sam's inner monologue when he wakes up in the morning. 873 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:03,060 I was dared into including this one. 874 00:30:03,060 --> 00:30:06,922 - What can I make those three freaks do today? 875 00:30:06,922 --> 00:30:08,310 (Sam laughs) 876 00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:11,700 - How unhinged can I make my summer camp friend 877 00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:13,410 in front of an audience of millions? 878 00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:15,300 - And the answer is quite. 879 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,989 - 30-second vertical, 60-second vertical. 880 00:30:17,989 --> 00:30:19,481 (Sam and contestants laughing) 881 00:30:19,481 --> 00:30:21,350 Punch-in, edited. 882 00:30:21,350 --> 00:30:22,980 Noted. Fine cut. 883 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:24,690 What do the kids love? 884 00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:26,657 39-year-old men screaming. 885 00:30:26,657 --> 00:30:28,080 (Sam laughs) 886 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,880 - China, if you're listening, please, 887 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,113 please don't cancel TikTok, please. 888 00:30:35,190 --> 00:30:38,673 - Remember when we used to do Facebook 360 video? 889 00:30:40,170 --> 00:30:42,930 - There's a really interesting new technology 890 00:30:42,930 --> 00:30:46,380 that in six to 12 months will prove to be a Ponzi scheme, 891 00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:48,870 but... (contestants laugh) 892 00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:50,950 - My note-taking app is terrific. 893 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,770 (Brennan laughs) 894 00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:54,750 And yes, it's $30 a month. 895 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,600 - You have a subscription for the notes app? 896 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,600 - Lime Shack, Electus, Jest. 897 00:31:02,850 --> 00:31:07,080 Lime Shack, Electus, Jest. 898 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,900 Lime Shack, Electus, Jest. 899 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:12,450 - Those are all companies that failed during my tenure, 900 00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:15,480 but listen, I did not invent any of them. 901 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,560 - You just championed them. 902 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,150 - I just had to steward them. 903 00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:19,470 It was my job. 904 00:31:19,470 --> 00:31:22,451 Sorry, I should amend this to be "and Sam defends himself." 905 00:31:22,451 --> 00:31:23,610 (Josh laughs) 906 00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:28,290 - Wow, I got a lot of emails to answer about "Game Changer" 907 00:31:28,290 --> 00:31:31,040 and "Make Some Noise" and a lot of production concerns, 908 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,690 but I think it's time to make a TikTok sketch. 909 00:31:33,690 --> 00:31:36,549 (Sam laughs) 910 00:31:36,549 --> 00:31:39,299 (buzzer screams) 911 00:31:40,770 --> 00:31:45,120 - I enjoyed that deeply because it feels good to be seen. 912 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:45,953 - There you go. 913 00:31:45,953 --> 00:31:48,840 - A highly relatable amount of points for the three of you. 914 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,673 Josh. - Mm. 915 00:31:49,673 --> 00:31:50,550 - Zac. - Yes. 916 00:31:50,550 --> 00:31:51,480 - Brennan. 917 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,480 Someone trying to get a new nickname 918 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,880 for themselves off the ground. 919 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,050 - Hey, what's up, dies? 920 00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,640 - Hey, what's up, man? 921 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,610 Good to see you. - Did you say dies. 922 00:32:00,610 --> 00:32:01,443 - It's so funny. 923 00:32:01,443 --> 00:32:03,060 I was like, what's up, dies? 924 00:32:03,060 --> 00:32:04,230 It might be funny if, like, I don't know, 925 00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:05,700 that was just the thing we just did. 926 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:06,787 - I don't want to be called to die, I guess. 927 00:32:06,787 --> 00:32:07,890 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 928 00:32:07,890 --> 00:32:08,723 That's cool. 929 00:32:08,723 --> 00:32:09,556 - It's good, man. 930 00:32:09,556 --> 00:32:11,040 So, I'm all packed ready to go for the lake, 931 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,480 but once we're up at the cabin, 932 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,800 you know, there's not a lot of cell service. 933 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,500 Anything we're gonna want, we should probably get locked up. 934 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,570 - Mr. Worried over here. 935 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:19,950 Well, just, you know, planning, so. 936 00:32:19,950 --> 00:32:21,090 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 937 00:32:21,090 --> 00:32:24,600 - I'm good to go to the grocery store now. 938 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,920 Hit up the grosh. 939 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,210 - No, that would be kind of like more, 940 00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:28,890 Joesh the Grosh sounds like, 941 00:32:28,890 --> 00:32:30,277 since my name is Joesh, 942 00:32:30,277 --> 00:32:32,701 but Joesh actually might be kind of fun. 943 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,030 Joesh, like, "Hey, what's up, Joesh?" 944 00:32:34,030 --> 00:32:35,550 - Yeah. - Yeah, for sure. 945 00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:36,383 - Yeah. - So, 946 00:32:36,383 --> 00:32:38,760 we gotta get up there probably by like noon. 947 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,507 - Well, when I get in there, I'm gonna shotgun that bed. 948 00:32:40,507 --> 00:32:42,450 I'm gonna shotgun that first bed 949 00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:44,340 and shotgun that shotgun. 950 00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:45,960 Shotgun. 951 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,220 - What's up, man? 952 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:49,020 - Just like, I was just saying, run towards the car. 953 00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:50,400 First one to say shotgun, it's usually me. 954 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,570 It's been me for years, and that's why they call me... 955 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,100 - Who calls you what? 956 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,960 - Huh? Ah. 957 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,240 - So, I was thinking 'cause of my thing, 958 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,830 if I get carsick if I'm in the backseat. 959 00:33:01,830 --> 00:33:02,663 - Yeah. Yeah. - Is it okay 960 00:33:02,663 --> 00:33:03,496 if I sit in the front? 961 00:33:03,496 --> 00:33:04,380 - Yeah, that's cool. 962 00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:06,990 You can sit in the front if you call me Joesh. (laughs) 963 00:33:06,990 --> 00:33:08,140 - Real or no? 964 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:09,196 (Sam laughs) 965 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,110 I just feel like- 966 00:33:10,110 --> 00:33:11,040 - What? Talk to me, man. 967 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,830 - You have this hungry fucking energy at the top of the day. 968 00:33:13,830 --> 00:33:14,850 It's like 9:00 a.m. 969 00:33:14,850 --> 00:33:15,683 - Yeah. 970 00:33:15,683 --> 00:33:17,280 - Do you want a nickname? 971 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,170 - Early bird gets the worm. 972 00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:20,466 - Not an answer to my question. 973 00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:22,470 (Sam laughs) 974 00:33:22,470 --> 00:33:23,730 - We shouldn't fight. 975 00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:25,410 We should just like, get up there, 976 00:33:25,410 --> 00:33:29,580 just have a good time, because, like, you're my dies. 977 00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:31,298 That's my die, dog. 978 00:33:31,298 --> 00:33:32,131 (palms slap) 979 00:33:32,131 --> 00:33:33,270 - Ow. 980 00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:34,860 - Oh, are you okay, bud? 981 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:35,693 - Sorry. 982 00:33:35,693 --> 00:33:36,930 It's, you know, sensitive hands. 983 00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:38,970 - Uh-oh, sensy hands. 984 00:33:38,970 --> 00:33:40,161 - Let's not do that one. 985 00:33:40,161 --> 00:33:43,020 (buzzer screams) (Sam laughs) 986 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:44,340 - Mr. Sensy Hands over here. 987 00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:45,660 - Sensy hands. 988 00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:47,520 - Sometimes, you just wait for a button, 989 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,500 and the perfect one comes right along. 990 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,333 What a little gift. 991 00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,240 - We'll just keep pulling. 992 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,543 - A Sambourine man amount of points. 993 00:33:55,949 --> 00:33:56,782 - Sambourine man? 994 00:33:56,782 --> 00:33:58,410 - Hey, Mr. Sambourine man? 995 00:33:58,410 --> 00:33:59,243 - Josh. - Hi. 996 00:33:59,243 --> 00:34:00,076 - Zac. - Okay. 997 00:34:00,076 --> 00:34:01,140 - Brennan. - Yep. 998 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:05,777 - Hour 12 of a press junket for "Make Some Noise." 999 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,713 - Hey. 1000 00:34:09,713 --> 00:34:10,860 - Hey. - How's it going? 1001 00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:11,693 - Oh, yeah, sure. 1002 00:34:11,693 --> 00:34:13,200 One more time. 1003 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,033 My throat can do it. 1004 00:34:14,033 --> 00:34:15,382 The seagull, right? 1005 00:34:15,382 --> 00:34:16,830 (squeaks) 1006 00:34:16,830 --> 00:34:18,360 - I think to answer your question, 1007 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:22,811 it's great to be in scenes to, uh... 1008 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,165 (Sam laughs) 1009 00:34:24,165 --> 00:34:25,590 - Well, well. 1010 00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:28,170 You know, he's, Brennan's so good at, 1011 00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:29,430 he can, he can go, 1012 00:34:29,430 --> 00:34:30,840 he can keep going, you know? 1013 00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:31,917 - Yeah. - Which is awesome. 1014 00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:33,900 - And Zac is, you know, timing. 1015 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:36,510 It's all, the comedy is timing, and Zac. 1016 00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:37,343 - One more time? 1017 00:34:37,343 --> 00:34:38,176 Okay, oh. 1018 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:40,158 Yeah. (clears throat) 1019 00:34:40,158 --> 00:34:40,991 (squeaks) - Um. 1020 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,680 - What comicbookrules.com means to us is- 1021 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,381 (Sam laughs) 1022 00:34:47,381 --> 00:34:49,143 - Oh, what's my favorite noise? 1023 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,860 Ah. Um. 1024 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:54,510 Ha ha. 1025 00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:55,860 - I would say mine's the same. 1026 00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,360 - Okay, I'm just gonna do it five, 1027 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,180 five or six more times just so that you have enough seagulls 1028 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:03,210 for you to take it home to your fuckin' house. 1029 00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:04,139 All right? 1030 00:35:04,139 --> 00:35:06,306 (squeals) 1031 00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:09,699 And one more. 1032 00:35:09,699 --> 00:35:10,620 (squeals) 1033 00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:12,060 - No, so we actually don't get 1034 00:35:12,060 --> 00:35:13,440 to see the prompts beforehand. 1035 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,580 That's not, um... 1036 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:15,810 - Isn't that fucking obvious? 1037 00:35:15,810 --> 00:35:16,957 Like, what would we even fucking be doing? 1038 00:35:16,957 --> 00:35:19,830 - Hey, no, it's... 1039 00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:21,870 It's been a long day and we have to 1040 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:26,700 go record 11 episodes after this press junket is over. 1041 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,400 - Oh, you want us all to, to say it the same time? 1042 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:34,395 - [Contestants] We're all here to make some noise. 1043 00:35:35,906 --> 00:35:36,739 (buzzer screams) 1044 00:35:36,739 --> 00:35:38,940 (Sam laughs) 1045 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:43,940 - What a fantastic interpretation of that prompt. 1046 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:47,094 An exhaustive amount of points for the three of you. 1047 00:35:47,094 --> 00:35:48,120 (Brennan whistles) 1048 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:52,500 That brings us to the end of our game. 1049 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,543 Our winner tonight: 1050 00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:59,544 our first-ever three-way tie. 1051 00:35:59,544 --> 00:36:00,960 (canned audience cheers) 1052 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:05,327 You each won the Golden Ear. 1053 00:36:05,327 --> 00:36:06,477 - Oh my. - All of us? 1054 00:36:06,477 --> 00:36:07,864 - All of you. 1055 00:36:07,864 --> 00:36:09,090 (contestants growl) 1056 00:36:09,090 --> 00:36:11,400 That does it for us here at "Make Some Noise." 1057 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,310 Tune in next time for more of the Game Samer. 1058 00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:16,830 I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me. 1059 00:36:16,830 --> 00:36:17,795 Good night. 1060 00:36:17,795 --> 00:36:20,795 (bubbly jazz music) 1061 00:36:24,964 --> 00:36:28,797 (bubbly jazz music continues) 1062 00:36:31,998 --> 00:36:35,831 (bubbly jazz music continues)