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[military marching band music]
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[bluesy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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And that's the reason
why human beings
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have teeth in their mouth
and not in their buttholes.
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Oh, yeah?
I never knew why that was.
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Wow.
Hee hee hee.
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You're pretty smart, Butt-Head.
Heh heh heh.
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Yeah.
Ha ha.
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[grunting]
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Uh, Butt-Head,
the school is closed.
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Ha.
What's going on?
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Uh... hmm.
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It must be like
spring break or something.
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[chuckles]
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Isn't spring break when
everyone, like, parties
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on the beach and stuff?
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How come we never do that?
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Uh, I think you
got to go to, like,
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the Jersey Shore or something.
[giggling]
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Where's the Jersey Shore?
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Uh, I think it's in Florida.
Hee hee hee.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, cool. Heh.
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So like, um, how do
you get to Florida?
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Uh...
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I think most people go
with their bros or something.
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Oh, cool, yeah.
Hee hee.
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Do we have bros?
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Uh... no.
Ha ha.
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I think we're, like,
too cool or something.
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[chuckles]
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Whoa.
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Beavis, I think I just
thought of the coolest way
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to get to Florida.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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[both snickering]
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Okay, Beavis.
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We're gonna mail ourselves
to spring break.
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Hee hee hee hee.
This is gonna be cool.
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Spring break, here we come.
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Just gotta put
a stamp on it.
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[grunting]
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[thump]
- Aah!
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Hurry up, I think
I hear the mail truck.
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[both chuckling]
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We're gonna party.
[chuckling]
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Spring break, here we come.
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I can't believe
this actually worked.
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And it only cost $0.58.
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Uh, are we almost to
Florida, Butt-Head?
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[truck beeping]
- Uh... we better be,
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or this mailman
is a real butthole.
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[both grunting, muttering]
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Uh...
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Ahh...
heh heh.
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Uh, whoa.
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Heh heh. Florida's even cooler
than I thought.
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Yeah. Feels really good
to be on the beach, you know?
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[seagull crying]
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Boy, the ocean really
smells terrible, doesn't it?
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It's all the dumbass fish.
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[snickers]
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Well, um, where are all
the chicks, Butt-Head?
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Uh, I think
they all sleep late,
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because they're tired
from scoring all night.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, right.
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Well, when they wake up,
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they're gonna wanna see
a gun show.
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So let's get down to it.
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Here we go. Heh.
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Come and get it. Yeah.
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[snickering]
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I'm just gonna lay down
here and catch me some rays.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, this is the life.
Ow!
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Ah!
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I got, like, a nail in my back.
Ah! Ha.
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This place just gets
cooler and cooler.
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Ha ha. Now, let's go find some
Jell-O shots or something.
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Yeah, yeah.
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[both chuckling]
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[thunder rumbling]
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Yeah, spring break kicks ass. Yeah.
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Today we are visiting
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the Reptile Discovery Center,
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located in DeLand, Florida.
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This location is also
a Medtoxin Venom Laboratory.
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Good morning, Carl.
- Coyote, how you doing?
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Welcome.
- Good, how are you?
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- Thank you for coming.
- Mara.
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Hey, Coyote. Welcome.
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Oh, God.
His name is Coyote?
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Coyote is, like,
Native American
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for "lives in his car."
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[both chuckling]
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We have the capability
to really pile it out...
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- Oh, my gosh.
- When they need to.
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We are returning
these snakes
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to their natural habitat,
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a plastic box
from the Container Store.
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[chuckling]
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Yeah, no, no, the snakes
really like it in there.
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They do, yeah.
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[chuckling]
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Check it out, Butt-Head.
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You know what I
don't understand?
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When they put the containers
in the Container Store,
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what do they put them in?
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Because, um--because
you know, really,
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the Container Store itself
is a container, you know?
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Hee hee hee.
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What's with these people,
you know?
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Uh, are you
trying to be funny?
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Yeah. Yeah, I am.
Heh heh heh.
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I'm still working
it out a little bit,
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you know what I mean?
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You can store things
in the container,
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and they sell it
at the Container Store.
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What's that about?
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Heh heh heh.
What about that, is that--
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well, there's something
there, you know 'cause... ha.
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Because a store, you know,
and the container--
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let's see here.
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Yeah.
So the container was in the--
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- Uh...
- There's a...
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What are you writing?
[snickering]
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Oh this?
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Oh, it's just a picture
of a schlong, see?
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You know, it's like a
note to myself, you know.
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I hope this snake
bites you... hee hee...
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so you'll die.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wow, that is a big
eastern diamondback!
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I think I just went
to the bathroom
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in my pants a little bit.
Holy--
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There's a bathroom
in his pants?
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[both chuckling]
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He went to the
bathroom in his pants
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more than a little bit.
- Whoa!
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Yeah, yeah. The whole top part
of his pants is soaked.
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[giggling]
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I'm just going to
go like this, and--
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I guess it's good to have
a bathroom in your pants
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if you live in your car,
you know.
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Heh heh heh heh.
Oh, wait a second.
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Wait, I think
I got something here. Heh.
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Yeah, yeah, you know,
there's a bathroom in my pants,
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and I'm in the
Container Store, so my--
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no, that's not it.
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Oh, oh, yeah.
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My pants contain a bathroom.
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It's a container of--
of pee, or something.
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I-I'll work it out later
on the road, you know.
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But, um, heh, wanna...
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yeah, but there's
something here.
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This is good, yeah.
[giggling]
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Gotta draw another schlong
here so I won't forget.
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[snickering]
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[birds cawing]
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Now, Butt-Head, how come
there's still no chicks
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here at spring break?
Hee hee.
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They'll be here soon, Beavis.
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And when they get here, they're
gonna wanna chicken fight
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with two hot dudes in the pool.
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And then everyone
falls in the water,
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and one thing
leads to another...
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[chuckles]
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Oh, yeah. Ha.
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Um, Butt-Head?
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The water's, like, stinging
my legs really bad.
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Uh, do you need
another Jell-O shot?
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Uh, I don't think that
was Jell-O, 'cause it was,
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like, in an old milk carton.
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And it was, like, gray.
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Uh, I think it was gray
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'cause it had
so much vodka in it.
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Then I guess
I'll have another one.
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But, um, but Butt-Head, um,
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what if the chicks
aren't coming?
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What if they're at
a different beach,
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having a wet T-shirt contest
or a foam party or something,
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and we're missing it?
[giggling]
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Damn it,
that butthole mailman
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took us to the wrong beach.
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- Ugh. Oh, boy.
- [snickering]
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Well, Jersey Shore has gotta
be around here somewhere.
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Whoa, Butt-Head!
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Let's take that car
to Jersey Shore.
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Oh, yeah. Hee hee.
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Arrive in style.
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In our new set
of wheels, yeah.
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Uh, chicks, here we come.
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[chuckling]
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Do you think it'll start?
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Who cares? Heh heh.
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When the chicks see that
we have our own car,
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it won't even
matter if it runs.
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[rumbling]
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Whoa!
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Whoa, here we go!
It works.
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And I think it's flying, too. Yeah.
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Beavis, we are on our way
to party our asses off.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Spring break kicks ass.
Yeah. Heh heh.
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Ladies, here we come.
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[metal grinding]
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[bluesy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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[chiming noises]
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Chirp.