1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,795 [military marching band music] 2 00:00:00,882 --> 00:00:03,755 [bluesy rock music] 3 00:00:03,842 --> 00:00:07,846 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:08,411 --> 00:00:10,370 And that's the reason why human beings 5 00:00:10,457 --> 00:00:13,503 have teeth in their mouth and not in their buttholes. 6 00:00:13,590 --> 00:00:15,767 Oh, yeah? I never knew why that was. 7 00:00:15,854 --> 00:00:17,899 Wow. Hee hee hee. 8 00:00:17,986 --> 00:00:19,596 You're pretty smart, Butt-Head. Heh heh heh. 9 00:00:19,683 --> 00:00:20,989 Yeah. Ha ha. 10 00:00:21,076 --> 00:00:24,471 [grunting] 11 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:27,474 Uh, Butt-Head, the school is closed. 12 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,519 Ha. What's going on? 13 00:00:29,606 --> 00:00:31,957 Uh... hmm. 14 00:00:33,828 --> 00:00:36,222 It must be like spring break or something. 15 00:00:36,309 --> 00:00:37,963 [chuckles] 16 00:00:38,050 --> 00:00:39,660 Isn't spring break when everyone, like, parties 17 00:00:39,747 --> 00:00:41,140 on the beach and stuff? 18 00:00:41,227 --> 00:00:43,185 How come we never do that? 19 00:00:43,272 --> 00:00:45,231 Uh, I think you got to go to, like, 20 00:00:45,318 --> 00:00:48,451 the Jersey Shore or something. [giggling] 21 00:00:48,538 --> 00:00:50,279 Where's the Jersey Shore? 22 00:00:50,366 --> 00:00:54,196 Uh, I think it's in Florida. Hee hee hee. 23 00:00:54,283 --> 00:00:56,720 Oh, yeah. Yeah, cool. Heh. 24 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:59,985 So like, um, how do you get to Florida? 25 00:01:00,072 --> 00:01:01,769 Uh... 26 00:01:01,856 --> 00:01:03,945 I think most people go with their bros or something. 27 00:01:04,032 --> 00:01:06,252 Oh, cool, yeah. Hee hee. 28 00:01:06,339 --> 00:01:08,384 Do we have bros? 29 00:01:08,471 --> 00:01:11,779 Uh... no. Ha ha. 30 00:01:11,866 --> 00:01:14,347 I think we're, like, too cool or something. 31 00:01:14,434 --> 00:01:15,478 [chuckles] 32 00:01:15,565 --> 00:01:17,959 Whoa. 33 00:01:18,046 --> 00:01:21,180 Beavis, I think I just thought of the coolest way 34 00:01:21,267 --> 00:01:24,444 to get to Florida. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 35 00:01:24,531 --> 00:01:25,749 [both snickering] 36 00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:27,577 Okay, Beavis. 37 00:01:27,664 --> 00:01:30,102 We're gonna mail ourselves to spring break. 38 00:01:30,189 --> 00:01:32,974 Hee hee hee hee. This is gonna be cool. 39 00:01:33,061 --> 00:01:34,541 Spring break, here we come. 40 00:01:35,934 --> 00:01:37,587 Just gotta put a stamp on it. 41 00:01:40,939 --> 00:01:42,636 [grunting] 42 00:01:42,723 --> 00:01:44,116 [thump] - Aah! 43 00:01:44,203 --> 00:01:46,770 Hurry up, I think I hear the mail truck. 44 00:01:46,858 --> 00:01:51,340 [both chuckling] 45 00:01:55,214 --> 00:01:57,259 We're gonna party. [chuckling] 46 00:02:00,219 --> 00:02:02,569 Spring break, here we come. 47 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,876 I can't believe this actually worked. 48 00:02:04,963 --> 00:02:07,052 And it only cost $0.58. 49 00:02:08,923 --> 00:02:12,057 Uh, are we almost to Florida, Butt-Head? 50 00:02:12,144 --> 00:02:14,233 [truck beeping] - Uh... we better be, 51 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,322 or this mailman is a real butthole. 52 00:02:18,846 --> 00:02:23,329 [both grunting, muttering] 53 00:02:23,416 --> 00:02:25,548 Uh... 54 00:02:25,635 --> 00:02:28,160 Ahh... heh heh. 55 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:30,771 Uh, whoa. 56 00:02:30,858 --> 00:02:35,645 Heh heh. Florida's even cooler than I thought. 57 00:02:35,732 --> 00:02:38,344 Yeah. Feels really good to be on the beach, you know? 58 00:02:38,431 --> 00:02:39,954 [seagull crying] 59 00:02:40,041 --> 00:02:43,088 Boy, the ocean really smells terrible, doesn't it? 60 00:02:43,175 --> 00:02:45,177 It's all the dumbass fish. 61 00:02:45,264 --> 00:02:47,048 [snickers] 62 00:02:47,135 --> 00:02:51,009 Well, um, where are all the chicks, Butt-Head? 63 00:02:51,096 --> 00:02:53,707 Uh, I think they all sleep late, 64 00:02:53,794 --> 00:02:55,927 because they're tired from scoring all night. 65 00:02:56,014 --> 00:02:58,581 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. 66 00:02:58,668 --> 00:02:59,931 Well, when they wake up, 67 00:03:00,018 --> 00:03:01,236 they're gonna wanna see a gun show. 68 00:03:01,323 --> 00:03:03,151 So let's get down to it. 69 00:03:04,805 --> 00:03:06,415 Here we go. Heh. 70 00:03:06,502 --> 00:03:08,374 Come and get it. Yeah. 71 00:03:08,461 --> 00:03:09,984 [snickering] 72 00:03:10,071 --> 00:03:14,467 I'm just gonna lay down here and catch me some rays. 73 00:03:14,554 --> 00:03:15,642 Oh, yeah. 74 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,470 Yeah, this is the life. Ow! 75 00:03:17,557 --> 00:03:18,862 Ah! 76 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:21,604 I got, like, a nail in my back. Ah! Ha. 77 00:03:21,691 --> 00:03:23,955 This place just gets cooler and cooler. 78 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:27,045 Ha ha. Now, let's go find some Jell-O shots or something. 79 00:03:27,132 --> 00:03:28,481 Yeah, yeah. 80 00:03:28,568 --> 00:03:30,831 [both chuckling] 81 00:03:30,918 --> 00:03:32,789 [thunder rumbling] 82 00:03:32,876 --> 00:03:35,836 Yeah, spring break kicks ass. Yeah. 83 00:03:37,403 --> 00:03:38,360 Today we are visiting 84 00:03:38,447 --> 00:03:39,361 the Reptile Discovery Center, 85 00:03:39,448 --> 00:03:41,233 located in DeLand, Florida. 86 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,757 This location is also a Medtoxin Venom Laboratory. 87 00:03:43,844 --> 00:03:45,454 Good morning, Carl. - Coyote, how you doing? 88 00:03:45,541 --> 00:03:46,629 Welcome. - Good, how are you? 89 00:03:46,716 --> 00:03:47,935 - Thank you for coming. - Mara. 90 00:03:48,022 --> 00:03:49,328 Hey, Coyote. Welcome. 91 00:03:49,415 --> 00:03:52,548 Oh, God. His name is Coyote? 92 00:03:52,635 --> 00:03:54,811 Coyote is, like, Native American 93 00:03:54,898 --> 00:03:57,075 for "lives in his car." 94 00:03:57,162 --> 00:03:58,946 [both chuckling] 95 00:03:59,033 --> 00:04:01,731 We have the capability to really pile it out... 96 00:04:01,818 --> 00:04:03,298 - Oh, my gosh. - When they need to. 97 00:04:03,385 --> 00:04:04,821 We are returning these snakes 98 00:04:04,908 --> 00:04:06,606 to their natural habitat, 99 00:04:06,693 --> 00:04:08,651 a plastic box from the Container Store. 100 00:04:08,738 --> 00:04:11,828 [chuckling] 101 00:04:11,915 --> 00:04:13,743 Yeah, no, no, the snakes really like it in there. 102 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:15,093 They do, yeah. 103 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:17,443 [chuckling] 104 00:04:17,530 --> 00:04:19,271 Check it out, Butt-Head. 105 00:04:19,358 --> 00:04:21,229 You know what I don't understand? 106 00:04:21,316 --> 00:04:23,927 When they put the containers in the Container Store, 107 00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:25,712 what do they put them in? 108 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:28,454 Because, um--because you know, really, 109 00:04:28,541 --> 00:04:31,631 the Container Store itself is a container, you know? 110 00:04:31,718 --> 00:04:33,241 Hee hee hee. 111 00:04:33,328 --> 00:04:35,765 What's with these people, you know? 112 00:04:35,852 --> 00:04:37,028 Heh heh heh heh. 113 00:04:37,115 --> 00:04:40,640 Uh, are you trying to be funny? 114 00:04:40,727 --> 00:04:42,729 Yeah. Yeah, I am. Heh heh heh. 115 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,339 I'm still working it out a little bit, 116 00:04:44,426 --> 00:04:45,819 you know what I mean? 117 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:48,169 You can store things in the container, 118 00:04:48,256 --> 00:04:50,128 and they sell it at the Container Store. 119 00:04:50,215 --> 00:04:51,433 What's that about? 120 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,480 Heh heh heh. What about that, is that-- 121 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:56,525 well, there's something there, you know 'cause... ha. 122 00:04:56,612 --> 00:04:58,571 Because a store, you know, and the container-- 123 00:04:58,658 --> 00:04:59,876 let's see here. 124 00:04:59,963 --> 00:05:02,227 Yeah. So the container was in the-- 125 00:05:02,314 --> 00:05:03,445 - Uh... - There's a... 126 00:05:03,532 --> 00:05:06,274 What are you writing? [snickering] 127 00:05:06,361 --> 00:05:07,667 Oh this? 128 00:05:07,754 --> 00:05:10,452 Oh, it's just a picture of a schlong, see? 129 00:05:10,539 --> 00:05:13,847 You know, it's like a note to myself, you know. 130 00:05:13,934 --> 00:05:16,719 I hope this snake bites you... hee hee... 131 00:05:16,806 --> 00:05:18,199 so you'll die. 132 00:05:18,286 --> 00:05:19,505 Oh, yeah. 133 00:05:19,592 --> 00:05:22,029 Wow, that is a big eastern diamondback! 134 00:05:22,116 --> 00:05:24,031 I think I just went to the bathroom 135 00:05:24,118 --> 00:05:25,554 in my pants a little bit. Holy-- 136 00:05:25,641 --> 00:05:26,729 There's a bathroom in his pants? 137 00:05:26,816 --> 00:05:28,296 [both chuckling] 138 00:05:28,383 --> 00:05:30,211 He went to the bathroom in his pants 139 00:05:30,298 --> 00:05:31,778 more than a little bit. - Whoa! 140 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:35,477 Yeah, yeah. The whole top part of his pants is soaked. 141 00:05:35,564 --> 00:05:37,262 [giggling] 142 00:05:37,349 --> 00:05:38,959 I'm just going to go like this, and-- 143 00:05:39,046 --> 00:05:40,395 I guess it's good to have a bathroom in your pants 144 00:05:40,482 --> 00:05:41,918 if you live in your car, you know. 145 00:05:42,005 --> 00:05:44,617 Heh heh heh heh. Oh, wait a second. 146 00:05:44,704 --> 00:05:46,793 Wait, I think I got something here. Heh. 147 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,317 Yeah, yeah, you know, there's a bathroom in my pants, 148 00:05:49,404 --> 00:05:52,842 and I'm in the Container Store, so my-- 149 00:05:52,929 --> 00:05:53,930 no, that's not it. 150 00:05:54,017 --> 00:05:55,149 Oh, oh, yeah. 151 00:05:55,236 --> 00:05:58,370 My pants contain a bathroom. 152 00:05:58,457 --> 00:06:01,677 It's a container of-- of pee, or something. 153 00:06:01,764 --> 00:06:03,549 I-I'll work it out later on the road, you know. 154 00:06:03,636 --> 00:06:05,377 But, um, heh, wanna... 155 00:06:05,464 --> 00:06:06,813 yeah, but there's something here. 156 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,641 This is good, yeah. [giggling] 157 00:06:08,728 --> 00:06:10,904 Gotta draw another schlong here so I won't forget. 158 00:06:10,991 --> 00:06:13,341 [snickering] 159 00:06:13,428 --> 00:06:14,777 [birds cawing] 160 00:06:14,864 --> 00:06:16,127 Now, Butt-Head, how come there's still no chicks 161 00:06:16,214 --> 00:06:18,085 here at spring break? Hee hee. 162 00:06:18,172 --> 00:06:19,826 They'll be here soon, Beavis. 163 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,698 And when they get here, they're gonna wanna chicken fight 164 00:06:22,785 --> 00:06:24,961 with two hot dudes in the pool. 165 00:06:25,048 --> 00:06:27,138 And then everyone falls in the water, 166 00:06:27,225 --> 00:06:28,748 and one thing leads to another... 167 00:06:28,835 --> 00:06:30,402 [chuckles] 168 00:06:30,489 --> 00:06:31,707 Oh, yeah. Ha. 169 00:06:31,794 --> 00:06:33,448 Um, Butt-Head? 170 00:06:33,535 --> 00:06:36,016 The water's, like, stinging my legs really bad. 171 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:38,758 Uh, do you need another Jell-O shot? 172 00:06:38,845 --> 00:06:40,194 Uh, I don't think that was Jell-O, 'cause it was, 173 00:06:40,281 --> 00:06:42,805 like, in an old milk carton. 174 00:06:42,892 --> 00:06:44,590 And it was, like, gray. 175 00:06:44,677 --> 00:06:47,027 Uh, I think it was gray 176 00:06:47,114 --> 00:06:48,333 'cause it had so much vodka in it. 177 00:06:50,117 --> 00:06:51,162 Then I guess I'll have another one. 178 00:06:51,249 --> 00:06:53,338 But, um, but Butt-Head, um, 179 00:06:53,425 --> 00:06:55,470 what if the chicks aren't coming? 180 00:06:55,557 --> 00:06:57,124 What if they're at a different beach, 181 00:06:57,211 --> 00:07:00,040 having a wet T-shirt contest or a foam party or something, 182 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:02,173 and we're missing it? [giggling] 183 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:04,697 Damn it, that butthole mailman 184 00:07:04,784 --> 00:07:06,089 took us to the wrong beach. 185 00:07:06,177 --> 00:07:09,789 - Ugh. Oh, boy. - [snickering] 186 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:15,142 Well, Jersey Shore has gotta be around here somewhere. 187 00:07:15,229 --> 00:07:16,578 Whoa, Butt-Head! 188 00:07:16,665 --> 00:07:18,972 Let's take that car to Jersey Shore. 189 00:07:19,059 --> 00:07:20,843 Oh, yeah. Hee hee. 190 00:07:20,930 --> 00:07:22,715 Arrive in style. 191 00:07:23,368 --> 00:07:25,805 In our new set of wheels, yeah. 192 00:07:25,892 --> 00:07:27,894 Uh, chicks, here we come. 193 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,201 [chuckling] 194 00:07:30,288 --> 00:07:32,203 Do you think it'll start? 195 00:07:32,290 --> 00:07:33,813 Who cares? Heh heh. 196 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:36,468 When the chicks see that we have our own car, 197 00:07:36,555 --> 00:07:38,731 it won't even matter if it runs. 198 00:07:38,818 --> 00:07:40,733 [rumbling] 199 00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:41,821 Whoa! 200 00:07:41,908 --> 00:07:44,476 Whoa, here we go! It works. 201 00:07:44,563 --> 00:07:47,870 And I think it's flying, too. Yeah. 202 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:52,919 Beavis, we are on our way to party our asses off. 203 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,573 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 204 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:57,315 Spring break kicks ass. Yeah. Heh heh. 205 00:07:57,402 --> 00:07:59,578 Ladies, here we come. 206 00:07:59,665 --> 00:08:03,451 [metal grinding] 207 00:08:05,192 --> 00:08:07,934 [bluesy rock music] 208 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:14,419 ♪ ♪ 209 00:08:28,215 --> 00:08:29,782 [chiming noises] 210 00:08:29,869 --> 00:08:31,305 Chirp.