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- [students chattering]
- [Evan] Good work.
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And make sure to get those papers in.
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Mr. Marquez,
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can I talk to you for a second?
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Uh, yeah. What's up, Eddie?
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I've been having some thoughts.
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Oh, my God. Suicidal.
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- You want me to call somebody?
- No, no. I-It's about my orientation.
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I guess you would call it an...
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I-I think I'm...
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I-I think I'm gay.
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And I know that you're gay.
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And I thought
that maybe you could help me or,
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like, talk me through
how to tell the people in my life
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'cause this is all just so new and scary,
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and I could really use some support.
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What? You're scared to come out?
It's 2024.
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Just go in the hall and say "I'm gay."
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I-I'm sorry, I don't mean to be mean.
Like, I can't help you with this. This is...
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I grew up in the '90s. That was different.
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J-Just go and get advice
from kids your age.
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I mean, if you want somebody to talk to,
go talk to one of the many out gay kids
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at this school, you know.
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Yeah. [stutters] Okay.
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But be careful, don't talk to
one of those nonspecific queer kids
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who may or may not be doing it for clout.
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Those people are mostly straight.
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- Don't tell anybody I said that.
- Yeah.
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You're gonna wanna find, like,
a real gay person.
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Like, classic gay vibes, you know?
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"Queen-y." You know?
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Should be easy to identify.
Don't tell anybody I said that.
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Somebody your age.
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They'll help you more than me,
I think. [chuckles]
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But great... great. Thanks. Very good.
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Okay, I'll see you later. Bye.
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I don't know.
I just feel like you don't listen to me
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when I tell you what I want.
I don't want a birthday event, Malcolm.
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Oh, my God, you fucking nerd.
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It's not an event.
It's you and me going to a bar.
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It's a leather daddy bar.
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People need to have fun
in this life. I'm sorry.
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You and me are going
to fucking Tom of Austin
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for your 35th motherfucking birthday
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because you are a gay man in your prime
and someone needs to suck your dick.
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[shushes, whispering] I'm at school.
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Nobody needs to suck my dick.
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[Malcolm] I need to suck your dick.
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I'm kidding. No, we're friends, remember?
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I have an outfit picked out for you.
It's cunt as hell.
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No, I'm not wearing whatever
you have planned. I'm not wearing it.
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Yes. Yes, it's cute. It's comfy.
You're gonna love it. Bye.
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["Bizarre Love Triangle" playing]
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♪ Every time I see you falling ♪
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♪ I get down on my knees and pray ♪
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♪ I'm waiting for that final moment ♪
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I feel like my balls are hanging
out of these shorts.
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Yeah, they're shorts, babe.
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Well, I haven't dressed
like this since I was 24.
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Some people still think you're 24.
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Nobody thinks I'm 24, Malcolm.
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I mean, they do when you're with me.
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They're like,
"Look at those two 20-somethings.
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They have their life ahead of them.
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- Are they going to an Ice Spice concert?"
- [chuckles]
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-"I like them."
- Just get inside the bar.
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If some parent sees me here, they're
probably gonna try to hate-crime me.
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[Malcolm] Oh, my God. Not everyone
in the world is a homophobe
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- as much as you'd love that.
- Malcolm, I know we're in Austin,
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but you forget we are also in Texas.
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Yeah, we are at a gay bar in Texas,
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in a gay bar parking lot
filled with gay people's cars.
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And you, I know you think you're
the only gay man in this universe, but--
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I feel like I hear that you're about to
start talking
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- about Berlin again, am I right?
- I actually wasn't.
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But let's fucking go there, baby,
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because in Berlin,
your life is your work is your life,
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- and you can actually be yourself...
- Right. "Your life is your work"...
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- ...in any environment. Don't... Don't--
- That perspective is what got you fired.
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I resigned like a US president.
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This could be fun actually.
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Ew. You're attracted to the most, like,
basic bodybuilder bodies.
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It's so embarrassing.
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You can just say you're jealous.
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I'm... [stammers] I'm not jealous of him.
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Uh, it's been a while since I've been
around just gay people. It's really good.
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I'm doing something
that's not work for once.
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He's 35. You don't need to check it.
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Thirty-five. I'm younger. Check mine.
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[dance music playing]
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[group] Surprise!
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- [guests] Happy birthday.
- Oh, my God.
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Happy birthday, Ev. Remember us?
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Happy birthday.
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[actors moaning, grunting]
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Oh, my God. [chuckles]
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[actor grunts] You like that?
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This is insane, okay?
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You cannot bring people like the people
I work with to a place like this.
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- They're gonna freak the fuck out.
- [Malcolm] God.
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Oh, my God. Daddy, chill. It's fine.
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- They deserve to freak out.
- They don't need to be freaked out.
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- Moretti is here?
- Yeah.
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You brought Grant Moretti to this bar?
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Oh, I get it.
[stammering] I... I have to... Just...
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Is this your idea of,
like, a fun surprise?
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Yes. Yeah. That's why I did it.
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I gotta say you're acting,
like, a little not grateful.
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You should just smile.
Smile. Have fun. Have fun.
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- Evan, Evan, Evan. Malcolm, hello.
- Hi.
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I just need to disclose quickly
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that since there are more
than three faculty members here,
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this is technically a school event,
so I just... just act accordingly.
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And happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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Are... Are you okay?
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Of course, of course.
I'm open-minded. I'm open-minded.
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I'm a little uncomfortable,
but I'm working through it. Hello.
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Excuse me. Don't touch him. Goodbye.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Later.
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Thank you. He's not interested.
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You know there's fisting porn
on three of the televisions here?
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Oh, God.
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[Malcolm] All the TVs
are playing the same thing.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
They all seem to be different ones.
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There's a... [stammers] You know,
traditional missionary style on one.
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Of course, it's between two men
who are about 40 years old.
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Why? Why am I talking about this?
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Grant, it's very sweet that you came,
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but just...
You don't need to stay here, okay?
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No, no, no, stay. Come on.
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I'm gonna do a little performance later
that might turn you on.
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[chuckles] I remember why it was good
you resigned, Malcolm.
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[kisses] See? Thank you. I resigned.
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Please just stay for one more hour.
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All right. [stammers]
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Maybe a drink then and, uh,
hopefully some wings as well.
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I don't think they have wings,
but there is a cum-themed Bundt cake
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that, uh, looks pretty good to me.
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Maybe just a drink then.
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He's gonna get roofied because of you.
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[Malcolm] Oh, my God.
They're not that bad for you.
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[club music playing]
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- Chuck.
- Uh...
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It's me, dude, Markie Hillridge, man.
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We played football together
in high school.
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- Oh, my... Markie?
- Exactly.
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- What the fuck, dude?
- Dude. [laughs]
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- [Chuck] How are you?
- Holy shit.
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- Ah, It's been forever.
- [Chuck] I know.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm here at this birthday party.
Is that why you're here? You got a party?
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Uh, no, we're just...
You know, we're just hanging, uh...
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Wait,
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you ended up marrying Kathy Durham,
didn't you?
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Briefly, yeah.
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- Oh. What a dime-piece, man.
- Yeah, w-we're divorced.
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- What?
- Uh. Yeah.
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Can I get her number?
I'm kidding. That sucks, man.
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I mean, you guys were,
like, joined at the hip
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from junior high to graduation and shit.
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Y'all were perfect. What happened?
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Markie, I'm gay.
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What?
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I sleep with men.
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Okay. But... Oh, sure,
but you weren't gay in high school.
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I was. Uh, yeah, I was in the closet.
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Huh.
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So, we beat Westlake
with a gay quarterback?
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- That's what you're saying?
- Yeah, you did.
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What? Like, 300 yards?
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- That game was some shit.
- At least.
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I wish you had come out the moment we won.
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- I came out in the shower after.
- [laughs]
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This outfit is incredible.
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Oh, thanks. Yeah,
Malcolm gave me this stuff.
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It's so hot.
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Nick knows he doesn't have
to be here, right?
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No, that is what I wanna talk
to you about.
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- We broke up.
- What?
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- I know.
- When?
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Like... Just, like... Hey. Whoa.
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Okay, thank you.
I'm gonna take, uh, this one. Mm-hmm.
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Mmm. [mumbles]
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A few hours ago.
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I just, like, hit a breaking point.
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- With the pool stuff?
- Yeah, with the pool.
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And then like, in hindsight, that pool,
like, him digging his own pool is just
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a way for him to pretend to be
busy instead of looking for a job.
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Yeah, we all knew that.
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I didn't wanna say anything.
I didn't want you to worry about me.
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I-I knew it.
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It was painfully obvious to everyone.
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[chuckles] Sure. Right.
Well, now you know the truth.
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- Gwen.
- Yes, baby.
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You really don't have to be here.
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What? No. Are you kidding?
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I'm... It's your birthday.
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And I am definitely
gonna find a new man tonight.
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Mama is loose.
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- You're on the loose.
- Oh, my God. I'm on the loose. [laughs]
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Wait, do you want a drink?
Let me get another drink.
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- How many shots have you had?
- [chuckles] I'm gonna get laid.
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- [chuckles] No. Maybe.
- Okay.
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[laughs] Yo, Ev,
you know your friend Daniel?
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- Who?
- Daniel, your friend, that guy over there.
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[Evan] That's not my friend.
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That's, like, a random waiter I met once.
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He was telling me about poppers.
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Okay, I wasn't gonna come out tonight, but
then I thought, the community. I need it.
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[laughs]
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Wait. So, can you finish
explaining what poppers are?
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Remember the videos I showed you
of guys bottoming?
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- People use poppers for that.
- [Rick] Oh.
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- Yo.
- [Daniel] Oh, my God.
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The whole gang's officially
back together again.
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Yeah.
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- Who are you?
- Come on, hon.
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Guys, I'm down to try poppers.
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I-I got you.
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I got you, boo. Here... Here's mine.
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- All right, boys. I got the poppers.
- [crowd cheering]
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I just had a crazy idea.
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I've been trying
to get a community together
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of artists and people
who dance and sex workers.
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If you guys are in, I will leave my place.
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I have a little bit of settlement money
from when I sued California Pizza Kitchen.
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We have to go.
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Good luck, babe.
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Thank you.
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- [Evan] Hey.
- Hey.
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Kinda surprised to see you here.
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I feel like you've been sort of
avoiding me since the homecoming debacle.
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Yeah, I've been fully avoiding you.
[chuckles]
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But Malcolm called and, um,
it's your birthday.
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Well, I enjoyed it before I freaked out.
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Our awkward kiss thing.
238
00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,386
- Yeah, right before the freak-out?
- [Evan] Yeah.
239
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,470
Oh, it was great. Yeah.
240
00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:15,930
What are you guys talking about?
241
00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,015
- Hi. Me? [chuckles]
- Hi.
242
00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,433
- [Malcolm] How are you?
- How are you?
243
00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:21,227
- [Malcolm] I'm good.
- How's the, um...
244
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,479
- What is it that you do again?
- [chuckles]
245
00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,648
Uh, thank you so much for asking.
I'm a dancer.
246
00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:29,026
Uh, yeah, but right now I'm working
as a software engineer
247
00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,778
for a very innovative tech start-up.
248
00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,363
What is the start-up?
249
00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:36,659
We provide tents
for unhoused people, um, through an app.
250
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,286
Unhoused people
actually can't access an app
251
00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,246
'cause they don't have phones.
But they haven't thought--
252
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,873
They're not called "cell-less."
They're called homeless. They have phones.
253
00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:45,960
And why do you need the app?
Why can't you just give people the tents?
254
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,170
So many people keep asking me that.
255
00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,923
But, you know, we're partnering
with North Face, which is really cool.
256
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,174
Whoa.
257
00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,468
- [dance music playing]
- [Rick] Oh. Look at those guys.
258
00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:56,804
Precious.
259
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,352
You know, you can get it with someone.
I swear to God, you really...
260
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,854
- Oh.
- [Gwen shrieks]
261
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,480
Hey, you slut. How are you?
262
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,734
There is not a single straight guy
in the house.
263
00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:11,986
That's crazy.
264
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,238
[all] Hug. I love you.
265
00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:16,574
Oh, there's the pot of gold
at the end of the rainbow.
266
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:19,160
- Oh, Markie, I love you too.
- [Markie] Hey.
267
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,120
- Hey. Cool.
- [Gwen] Aw.
268
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,164
You're such a positive force in my life.
269
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:27,293
And I am just so lucky to know you.
You're so great.
270
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,003
- Do I ever tell you that?
- [mouthing words]
271
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,921
Wow. I say that about you all the time.
272
00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:33,174
I feel the same way.
I've always wanted to say this to you.
273
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,760
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna see about the karaoke situation.
274
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:36,886
- [Evan] Got it.
- [Malcolm] Yeah.
275
00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,555
I don't think they have karaoke in here.
276
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,349
- No, they let you if you're persistent.
- [Gwen shrieks]
277
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:45,686
- Gwen is so drunk.
- More porn on the TVs.
278
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,981
[chuckles] That's better.
You're welcome, by the way.
279
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,066
For Harry.
280
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,442
What do you mean?
281
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,153
I brokered peace between you two,
single-handedly, by the way.
282
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,404
You didn't broker anything.
283
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,406
He's just a guy
I had an awkward kiss with.
284
00:10:57,406 --> 00:11:01,410
Okay. Well, now he's here and
obviously he wants to S and F you. So...
285
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,121
Malcolm, it doesn't matter,
because nothing can happen.
286
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,539
I know you care about your job.
287
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:08,918
But you do not need to be,
like, a cop in your own life.
288
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,171
That stupid rule doesn't mean
you can't hook up with coworkers.
289
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:15,383
It means you can't get caught
hooking up with coworkers.
290
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:19,428
You-You don't understand something so
fundamental about being a teacher.
291
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:23,224
My work and my personal life
are deeply separate things.
292
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,184
Will you stop talking about teaching?
293
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,812
I'm begging you.
It's so boring. It's so boring.
294
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,856
I honestly don't care. If you don't
want to hook up with Harry, don't.
295
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:34,693
But, like, him and I do have a vibe.
So, if you don't fuck him, I-I do have to.
296
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:36,946
Okay?
297
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,114
Oh.
298
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:39,907
- Hey, Harry.
- Hey. Hey, guys.
299
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,076
Did you see?
Harry walked into the bathroom.
300
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,285
- [Harry] Good to see you.
- Hey.
301
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,370
Evan, didn't you have to...
302
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,123
You were telling me how much
you had to go to the bathroom?
303
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:50,835
- [scoffs]
- Pee style, you said, not poop.
304
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,045
Bye, guys.
305
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,966
[sighs] Sorry. He's always trying
to make me uncomfortable.
306
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,678
I'm uncomfortable so much in my life, honestly.
307
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,222
[sighs]
308
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,392
This thing does not get hot.
309
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,438
Well, everything else around
here is working perfectly.
310
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,605
- [chuckling] I know.
- So...
311
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,776
[sighs]
312
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,529
So, uh...
313
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,613
[chuckles]
314
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,200
What should we do?
315
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,580
What do you mean? [chuckles]
316
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,291
I kind of dig a crazy girl.
317
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,922
When we did this at school,
it didn't end very well.
318
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:39,925
That's true.
319
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:45,723
But we are not at school right now.
320
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,685
Oh. Am I allowed to pee in here?
321
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,604
Yeah, of course you can pee.
It's... It's a bathroom.
322
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,482
No, I-I just heard that bathrooms
are high-activity areas, you know?
323
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,941
- It's got-- Oh. Okay.
- [people moaning]
324
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,234
I'm so sorry, gentlemen.
325
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,237
Oh. Whoa, no. Good.
326
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,534
I'm gonna...
327
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,703
So, I'll see you there. [laughs]
328
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,079
Bye.
329
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,164
I'm telling you, guys.
330
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:13,501
Seriously, modern day root beer
tastes nothing like OG root beer.
331
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,753
- That can't be true.
- It is true. Look it up.
332
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:16,837
Hey. One sec. Evan.
333
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,131
Hey, man,
this place is fucking awesome, dude.
334
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:22,051
These guys are great.
They're hanging on my every word, man.
335
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,802
It's like they're on team Markie.
Big time.
336
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,348
Yeah. So basically,
these guys wanna have sex with you.
337
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,307
- With me?
- Yeah.
338
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,060
- Why?
- You're kind of a classic bear.
339
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,646
You think more of these guys...
Like, does everybody here want to fuck me?
340
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,564
- A lot of people do.
- Do you wanna fuck me?
341
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:37,066
- No, I'm good.
- Okay.
342
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,527
Is it making you uncomfortable?
You want me to do something about it?
343
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,529
No. No. Not at all.
Actually, it's very flattering.
344
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,239
I'm gonna hang on
to this for a little bit.
345
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,866
Makes you think though. You know?
Like imagine me as a gay dude.
346
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:48,994
I'd have to bang all these
dudes and probably all those dudes.
347
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,288
It would suck to suck that much
if you know what I'm saying.
348
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,332
No, but if you were gay,
you would like it.
349
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,251
So, it wouldn't feel like work.
350
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,921
No, I don't think I'd like it. Nah, sorry.
351
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,089
Even if I was gay as hell,
352
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,132
even if I was gayer than you,
I don't think I'd like it.
353
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:05,010
Guys, I'm on the root beer wiki.
It's true.
354
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,345
- Wow.
- [Markie] I'll catch up with you later.
355
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,429
Are you okay, Rick?
356
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:10,641
You look like you maybe are not okay.
What's going on?
357
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:13,394
Just doing my best
at keeping Austin weird.
358
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,562
[both chuckle]
359
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,896
Dude, poppers.
360
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,190
These things are gonna be
the next big thing.
361
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,068
I'm gonna sell these things
at a 200% markup.
362
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:25,072
- Yeah. How much of this did you do?
- [stammers] A lot.
363
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,156
- Yeah.
- Oh.
364
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:30,244
Can you text me so I remember?
Poppers profit straight community.
365
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,454
Yeah, I'll text you in a second.
I'm gonna take these with me.
366
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,956
- You hold steady here.
- All right, buddy.
367
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,041
Hope the money doesn't change me!
368
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,751
{\an8}- I'm gonna sing a song, okay?
- No.
369
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:38,836
{\an8}Hey, hey, hey!
370
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,546
- Just play a karaoke track.
- Hey, how are you?
371
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,007
- Hi.
- [Malcolm] I haven't seen you in a bit.
372
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,091
Great.
373
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,676
I'm gonna sing a ca...
374
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,345
{\an8}a song for you
and it's gonna be a cappella.
375
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,848
- Okay. Kill the music, please. Thank you.
- [crowd cheering]
376
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,645
{\an8}♪ It's gay town city ♪
377
00:14:56,645 --> 00:15:00,691
{\an8}♪ Oh, it's gay town city ♪
378
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,610
♪ Everybody loves gays ♪
379
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,403
{\an8}♪ Everybody loves girls ♪
380
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,031
{\an8}♪ But gays don't love girls ♪
381
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,617
- Oh, shit. I'm about to Shazam this one.
- [Gwen] Oh, wait. It's okay.
382
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,619
{\an8}Do you know how hot I am
considered by men?
383
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:15,873
{\an8}And not a single one of you
has even started to look at my cleavage.
384
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:21,045
{\an8}- [crowd laughing]
- And that is also awful for me. [chuckles]
385
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,341
{\an8}♪ But I'll still sing for my gays ♪
386
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,760
- No.
- Word, bitch.
387
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,762
{\an8}- That was great. Give it up for you.
- Hold on. Wait!
388
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,680
{\an8}- No, that's it. Is it?
- [crowd booing]
389
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,515
Keep the hag.
390
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,559
- [crowd] Keep the hag. Keep the hag.
- Hey, be nice!
391
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:39,104
{\an8}- Do not call her hag. She's my friend.
- Malcolm, stop with the misogyny.
392
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,483
A white woman with red hair.
Do you know how hard she had it?
393
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,610
{\an8}- Time to go. Goodbye. Goodbye.
- I love you, baby.
394
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,530
{\an8}- Give it up for Gwen. Gwen.
- [crowd cheering]
395
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,741
Somebody gave me Ketamine.
396
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,035
- I don't know what that is.
- [laughs]
397
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,287
{\an8}We're here tonight to celebrate a man.
398
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,414
{\an8}A myth, some would say.
399
00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:03,629
Maybe a legend.
Evan Marquez, our Latinx queen.
400
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,547
[crowd cheering]
401
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:06,757
Evan's my hero!
402
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,592
{\an8}You know,
people will tell you in this life,
403
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,344
{\an8}they'll say, "You can't.
You can't be gay."
404
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,389
{\an8}- Nobody says that.
- They say that. They say that.
405
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,308
{\an8}- Okay.
- The point is we're here to celebrate you.
406
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,685
{\an8}[person] Mm-hmm.
407
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,019
{\an8}All of you.
408
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:23,399
{\an8}I'm gonna celebrate Evan
right now with all of me.
409
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,067
{\an8}- [crowd chuckling] Oh.
- Hit it.
410
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,735
- [crowd gasps]
- ["Fade Into You" playing]
411
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,363
[Malcolm] Oh, yeah. It's getting sad
and sexual here.
412
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,489
Whoo-hoo!
413
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,573
Gay pride.
414
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,200
{\an8}You know what's coming?
415
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,371
{\an8}Something really hot.
416
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:44,086
{\an8}♪ I wanna hold the hand inside-- ♪
417
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,170
{\an8}Shit.
418
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,965
{\an8}It was supposed to be a whipped cream
reveal but it got smooshed in the jacket.
419
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,091
{\an8}But it looked good before.
420
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:53,846
♪ I wanna hold the hand that's true ♪
421
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,681
{\an8}Still good though, right?
422
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:57,725
I'm not going up there.
423
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:03,105
- ♪ I look to you and I see nothing ♪
- ♪ Nothing ♪
424
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,189
- Come on.
- Do it yourself.
425
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,816
No, you can come up with me.
426
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,360
- Get up there, Evan.
- [Malcolm] Oh, Come on. Come on.
427
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,445
Okay.
428
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,655
{\an8}♪ In shadows ♪
429
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,073
{\an8}Loser.
430
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,241
{\an8}Loser!
431
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,034
- [laughs]
- [crowd cheering]
432
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,873
{\an8}♪ Some kind of light into your darkness ♪
433
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,875
Harry. Harry, come up with me.
434
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,169
This is another teacher. Harry.
435
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,253
{\an8}♪ I wanna... ♪
436
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,589
{\an8}[mumbling]
437
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:32,176
{\an8}- We-We've been rehearsing this for weeks.
- Weeks now.
438
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,969
- You know this one, right?
- [Harry] The chorus.
439
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,679
- You cool with this?
- [Malcolm, Harry singing]
440
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,890
Both your guys up there getting steamy?
441
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,516
Neither of them are my guys.
442
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,143
They're my friends. It's fine.
443
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,187
If I've learned nothing else
in your world,
444
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,189
it's that there's no such thing
as just friends.
445
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,274
- What does that mean?
- You know what I mean.
446
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,525
Come on, man. I see...
447
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,986
I see the way you look at Harry.
I see the way he looks at you.
448
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,154
You guys got chemistry.
449
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,240
It's fine. I'm not a jealous guy.
They can do what they want.
450
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,452
Look, dude. When you look at him,
it reminds me of how I look at Gwen.
451
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,329
- And vice versa.
- [singing continues]
452
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,413
What?
453
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,500
Come on, you don't have to be naive
or pretend like you don't see it.
454
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,543
There's definitely something
brewing between her and I.
455
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,045
With you and Gwen?
456
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,881
She said it by the bathroom.
"I love you, Markie." What was all that?
457
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,466
- Markie.
- What?
458
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,761
[stammers] Look, I suffer in silence
'cause I don't wanna be a home-wrecker.
459
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,766
[stammers] I'm sorry.
This is such new information.
460
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,853
I mean, you wouldn't be a home-wrecker.
She-She broke up with Nick tonight.
461
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:25,896
Who? They what?
462
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,982
- Gwen and Nick broke up.
- Oh, my God, dude. Toni--
463
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,151
It's a full moon, brother.
Tonight's our night.
464
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:34,655
It's a night you and I go
after the ones we love.
465
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,907
[song continues]
466
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:42,412
{\an8}[both] ♪ Fade into you ♪
467
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:50,963
♪ Strange we never knew ♪
468
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,172
Get up there, Evan.
469
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,801
Get up there and plant your flag
in front of God and all these gay dudes.
470
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,970
[distorted] Get up there
and mark your territory.
471
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,805
["Nirvana" playing]
472
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:07,104
{\an8}♪ Red lights and the feeling
That I needed you ♪
473
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,191
♪ Ooh, you love me right in Nirvana ♪
474
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,693
♪ So fast ♪
475
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,571
♪ You're the best part of a sad song ♪
476
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,031
♪ You got me all out of breath ♪
477
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,869
Yes. Yes. Yes.
478
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:23,829
♪ And I've been running... ♪
479
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:28,208
- Oh. So you're, like, in love with me now?
- Yeah. I think that's a possibility.
480
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,543
- Yeah.
- Okay.
481
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,421
- [applause]
- [crowd cheering]
482
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:38,802
♪ Fade into you ♪
483
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,095
Evan.
484
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,057
I meant the other guy, dude.
485
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,142
Come on.
486
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,019
[Gwen] ♪ Gotta fade into... ♪
487
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,103
Doofus.
488
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,022
{\an8}[Gwen] ♪ ...your darkness ♪
489
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,900
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
490
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,860
Don't lay down.
That's when the spins start.
491
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,944
[song fades out]
492
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,617
- Hello?
- Be right with you. One moment please.
493
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,619
Okay. Rude.
494
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,078
Evan, I'm proud of you.
495
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,540
You knew Malcolm was no longer faculty,
so good for you.
496
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,750
You kissed the right guy.
497
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,710
That's not why I kissed him, Grant.
498
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,339
I'm not gonna live my life
by those rules anymore.
499
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,049
It should have been Harry. Seriously.
500
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,843
I said it to you, man.
Chemistry is off the charts.
501
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,887
He should've kissed both of them thangs.
502
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,222
Yeah. No. Harry is great.
503
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:30,187
But you know, Malcolm is Malcolm,
and he has a special place in my heart.
504
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,439
And the heart wants what it wants,
you know.
505
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,358
I miss the gay bar.
506
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,402
- [Grant] Hmm.
- You might just miss the poppers.
507
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,529
I miss the poppers.
508
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:41,198
Wait, where is Malcolm?
509
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,867
That waiter, Daniel,
invited him to an orgy.
510
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,954
- Unbelievable.
- Whatever. Whatever.
511
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,372
I accept him for who he is.
512
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,292
- You gotta let people be who they are.
- Whoa.
513
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,461
[Markie] And that's
the only relationship advice worth a damn.
514
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:58,757
- Yes.
- That is actually, like, so true.
515
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,342
Gwen, your voice was amazing tonight.
516
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,427
You were like a-- You were a songbird.
517
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,596
A true songbird.
518
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,058
[clicks tongue]
I didn't sing at the bar, did I?
519
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,186
Mmm.
520
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,898
[laughs] That is damn good.
521
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,860
I haven't had one of these in probably,
I don't know, 20 years.
522
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,404
My wife forbids it.
523
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,948
[chuckling] Oh. Bad boy. [chuckles]
524
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:24,741
Just tonight.
525
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:26,368
It's a special night.
526
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,995
Why is it special?
527
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,580
Just feels special.
528
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,457
Aw.
529
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,959
And it's your birthday.
530
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,463
- Hey.
- [Rick cheers]
531
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,799
- [Malcolm] Hey, teachers.
- Look at this funky guy.
532
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:44,386
- I thought you went to the orgy.
- I went. It was good.
533
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:48,849
That waiter is so fucking annoying,
but he gives an almost academic blow job.
534
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,559
Apartment or warehouse?
535
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,394
Um, Home Depot stockroom.
536
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,603
- [Evan, Grant] Hmm.
- [chuckles]
537
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,063
Stocking up on cock.
538
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,941
[chuckling] Oh.
Look at these two lovebirds.
539
00:21:57,941 --> 00:22:01,278
We had a really nice, long talk
540
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,572
and we are back together.
541
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:05,782
- [Rick, Evan] Aw.
- [Malcolm] That's amazing.
542
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:07,284
[Gwen] And you know why?
543
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:10,954
It's because Markie,
you said something so awesome in the car.
544
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,915
You said,
"You gotta let people be who they are."
545
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,125
- [Evan] Aw.
- [Malcolm] Oh.
546
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,376
- That's cute.
- [Gwen] Yeah.
547
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,170
Thanks, Markie, for what you said.
548
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,133
All right, just gonna announce something
real quick.
549
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,261
This pool, guys, is almost done.
550
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,512
I mean, it's almost ready.
551
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,515
But the water in it
looks like dirty sink water.
552
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,683
You shouldn't go in.
553
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,351
The filter has to be
up and running before--
554
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,352
Exactly.
555
00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:36,271
So it's not ready is what you're saying.
556
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,773
- But show them the jets.
- Okay. Okay.
557
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,692
- I would love to see the jets.
- Let's see the jets.
558
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,861
- Got it on Bluetooth here.
- Bluetooth?
559
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:43,862
- Okay--
- Watch this shit.
560
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:47,240
Three, two, one.
561
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,034
[metal creaking]
562
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,787
- [Gwen] Oh, my God!
- Oh. It's the main pipe!
563
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,121
[Grant] No. Not on the burger.
564
00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,832
- [Gwen] I'm shutting it down!
- [chuckling]
565
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,001
This is kind of...
566
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,421
- Kinda boyfy-boyfy?
- A little bit.
567
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:02,964
["Kissing In Swimming Pools" playing]
568
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:06,426
♪ I could repair you so gently ♪
569
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:13,475
♪ So, can we kiss in your swimming pool? ♪
570
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:18,563
♪ In this bathing suit
I would die for you ♪
571
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:22,901
♪ Maybe I don't have to leave so soon ♪
572
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:27,823
♪ You look heavenly
In this shade of blue ♪
573
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,784
♪ We don't have to complicate it ♪
574
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:42,337
♪ I just wanna be alone with you ♪
575
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:58,979
{\an8}[song fades out]