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Hi, handsome. How are you?
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Good. You?
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Hey, sexy.
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- Oh, I spent the night.
- You did.
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- We gotta do less of these sleepovers.
- Why?
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Because it makes us think that
we're boyfriends again. And that means...
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It's a sleepover. It's fine, baby.
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Don't call me "baby."
Call me Evan. I'm Evan...
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You're not just Evan to me.
You're baby. You're my baby.
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If we just let ourselves float back
into being boyfriends...
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- Where is the hole?
- It's there. Put your arm in.
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...then we're gonna be boyfriends again,
and guess what's gonna happen?
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We're gonna have to break up again.
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- You're good.
- Thank you.
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You're not gonna be able to find
a real relationship if we keep doing this.
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I can't just be complacent in my own life.
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Shut up. Rude.
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Being with me is the only exciting part
of your life. Remember that.
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You are very interesting.
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Do you have a clean toothbrush?
I don't wanna use yours again.
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Baby, I literally spat in your mouth
last night. You remember?
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It's different bacteria.
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You remember.
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Don't go. Let me give you head.
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I have to go.
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Wait, kiss. Hello?
I love being your boyfriend.
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Okay, bye.
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♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
That I must travel ♪
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{\an8}♪ Kyrie eleison on... ♪
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{\an8}Siri, text Malcolm,
"No, I don't have your Apple Watch.
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{\an8}I don't know when
you would've even left that at my place.
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I'm always at your place, honestly."
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What? Mr. Marquez, no. What the fuck, bro?
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- Yo, what? Chill, queen.
- What?
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Put your phones on silent. Get down.
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Is this gay panic?
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Lay flat. Lay flat.
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Lay flat. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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Mr. Marquez, it's not a shooting.
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It's gun club.
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What?
Chill the eff out.
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Gun club?
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Yeah, Coach Hillridge
started that shit back up.
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Why is... Why is there a gun club?
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To shoot guns?
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You should change that shirt.
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I have a crop top in my locker.
Do you want it?
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♪ My heart is old
It holds my memories ♪
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♪ My body burns a gem-like flame ♪
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Fire!
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Fire!
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Fire! Barrels down.
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♪ Is where I find myself ♪
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We have to talk about the list.
Have you seen the list?
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No. But whatever that is,
I have something way more important.
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Gwen, I thought
I was gonna die this morning.
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Is it the tonsil? It's getting bigger.
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I'm sorry. Let me look. Let me see.
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No. It's not that.
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Gun... I heard gunshots.
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Oh. Wait.
- Markie.
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He shot people?
He's shooting people? He's hunting people?
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No.
Evan, Gwen. Please,
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with the distractions.
I'm low blood sugar right now.
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- Do you need an apple? Yeah?
- Psst.
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Ev. Do you need a shirt?
Trust exercises between teachers...
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I got some at home.
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I have shirts at home too.
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Okay. So if you have
any more ideas to contribute,
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just talk to Lacey by 4:00 p.m. on Friday
or forever hold your peace.
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And that is the last item
on my godforsaken agenda.
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Okay. Anything else? No?
Thank you. Great. All right.
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Hi. Hello.
Oh, no, Evan.
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Please. We're already running late.
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This morning I was involved in a shooting.
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What?
What?
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At least I thought
it was a shooting, okay?
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It was actually Markie's new gun club.
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My life flashed before my eyes.
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To hear the sound of gunshots in
a school environment in this day and age--
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You're gonna say triggered?
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Thank you, Evan,
for expressing your feelings about this.
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- We all understand. We all hear you.
- I thought I was gonna die at work.
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Do you guys fucking get it?
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People are being gunned down in America
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- every day.
- Yes.
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And I thought it was gonna be
us today, okay? It felt so real.
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We need to shut this gun club down.
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Not happening, buddy. Seriously.
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The firearms safety program, it was
shut down in the dark days of '99, okay?
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I am not about to let it
get railroaded again.
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Okay, fine. So, actually, we can just wait
for one of your little gun protégés
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to walk through that door
with a semiautomatic--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That is not how that goes.
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Evan, Evan. It's a firearm safety program.
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Safety. It's designed to protect, man.
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It's all about teaching these kids
how to do the right thing
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with these guns
that are already out there.
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This is Texas.
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I can't even believe other people
are okay with this. You all support this?
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I don't know. Maybe.
No.
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It's not a democracy. It doesn't matter
who's okay with it and who's not.
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What matters is that it is legal,
and it's school board approved.
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And that is the end of this conversation.
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And for God's sakes,
change your fucking shirt.
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I'm so sorry. I didn't mean
to use the F word. I'm so sorry.
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Please, Gwen. Can I have
that apple now, please?
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All right? Dismissed.
Go inspire young minds, please.
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Oh, my God. I gotta go.
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My mom and dad are getting back together.
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- Marquez. Evan.
- What?
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Are you serious in there, man?
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Every time I try and do
something important at this school,
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it's, like, you wanna get it shut down.
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I can't even talk to you about this,
Markie. This is not a discussion.
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This is not some cute thing
that you're doing wrong.
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This is people's lives.
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Well, hold on, man.
You're hot and bothered right now.
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Where do the false equivalencies
end with you?
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Where did you learn that expression?
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I'm doing, like,
a Harvard extension online thing.
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I am so impressed. I did UT online.
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I am so in debt.
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There's no false equivalency, Markie.
A gun is a gun.
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You give a kid a gun,
you're giving a kid a gun.
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Now everybody thinks
you're a piece of shit, so--
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You are adorable when you're angry.
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I am giving them an education.
I'm an educator. Okay?
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Save this activist thing for Facebook.
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Nobody's on Facebook, Markie.
How old are you? I'm shutting it down.
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I'm... I'm your age.
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No, you're not.
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Can we talk about the list now?
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There's a list online
of the hottest teachers ranked.
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What? And what? You're number one?
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- I'm 26.
- What?
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- That's crazy. You're so hot.
- Yeah.
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You must be reading it ba...
Maybe 26 is the highest.
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No, I know. No.
But I'm not reading it wrong. I'm 26.
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- It's insane. I'm going insane.
- Where'd you find this?
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The student Discord.
Rick texted it to me. He's on there
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- under a fake student name.
- He should not be doing that.
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Anyway I'm shutting it down.
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You're gonna shut it down
because you're low on the list?
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No, f-- for feminist reasons.
This is terrible.
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Not because you're number 26?
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No. Why would I care about that?
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How do you shut down a list
you're not supposed to know about?
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- That's the question.
- Listen, this gun stuff, I'm serious.
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Like, you, me, all these kids.
We could be dead right now.
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Thirty-four years old. That would be it.
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Yeah. I switched
to saying I'm 32 recently. But yeah.
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I'm not just watching this stuff happen
on the news anymore. Okay?
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I'm not gonna be a statistic.
I'm doing something about this.
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Wow, that's good. You say that,
and I'm, like, I'm on your side.
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I'm not gonna let you guys
become statistics.
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I'm doing something about this.
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Yeah, I'ma do something about this dick.
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That's what you got out of that, Frank?
Come on, man.
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I mean, it's a gun safety course,
Mr. Marquez.
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You think shutting that down
is gonna do anything about gun violence?
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It's the principle of it.
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He's trying to take a stand.
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I am taking a stand, Jeff.
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I'm taking a stand, okay?
I don't care if you guys get it.
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Of course we get it.
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We've been doing drills our entire lives.
We're used to it.
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You shouldn't be used to it.
That is so depressing.
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It's not that depressing.
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Mr. Marquez, I'm with you.
I'm super anti-gun.
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Hartman, we know you're anti-gun.
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Your parents are, like, hippies.
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They are, like, anti-electricity.
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They're not anti-electricity,
they're pro-wind turbines.
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Look, I get that you guys
have gotten used to this,
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but you shouldn't be used to it, okay?
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To me, if I grew up in this environment,
I would feel insane.
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Like, you are probably having
levels of cortisol in your body
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that you don't even realize are there.
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What's cortisol?
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There's really nothing we can do about it.
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It's like a... It's like a shark attack.
It's like a force-of-nature kind of thing.
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It's not a force of nature.
This is what I'm saying.
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This is a completely preventable problem.
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But it's not preventable if we can't get
the government to do anything about it.
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The gun lobby's too powerful.
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They killed my stepdad.
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Oh, my God, Jeff. That's crazy.
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This is the kind of stuff
I'm talking about.
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I'm just playing with you.
But you know the vibes.
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Jeff, you have trauma.
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From being so cool.
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Who said you're cool?
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I mean, safety-wise, there's that one door
that has metal detectors.
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Becca, nobody goes through that door.
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You can't bring metal through it.
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No, you can go through it. It just beeps.
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I don't know. I just feel like
when I was you guys' age,
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like, if we wanted to change something,
we would do something about it.
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We would speak truth to power. You know?
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Like, about what?
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Like, we would protest,
like, Bush getting reelected.
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And we were trying to get Kerry in office.
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Did it work?
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Oh, my God.
I just thought of something. I'm a genius.
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What if we did a protest?
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But, like, to show
that we disagree with the gun club.
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Right. Well, that is what I've been saying
this whole time. But yes, sure.
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If we're gonna do a protest,
it needs to be inside
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because my hair will get insane.
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Oh. My cousin just did a--
a drunk-driving protest at her school.
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We could try to do something like that.
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But I wouldn't know how to organize that.
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Why is it hard to organize? You guys
are on all these group chats, right?
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I'm not in any group chats.
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I'm a one-on-one guy.
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Dude, is this
one of those drunk-driving things?
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It's an
anti-getting-killed-by-guns protest.
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The kids are making their voices heard.
I'm joining them.
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That's good. I'm so anti-death,
so I'm, like, so on board.
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Ghosts. Duality of life and death.
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It's an anti-gun-club protest.
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Oh, it's not reading like that.
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What is going on?
You look like Erin Brockovich.
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I always look like this.
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Lies. She's doing it because of the list.
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No. But seriously,
who is making that list, right?
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'Cause we know who's making the hot list.
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Who makes it? Who is it?
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Um, I don't know.
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- Damn it.
- Nobody knows who makes the list.
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- What the hell is this?
- Oh, God.
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{\an8}Just a little protest. Yeah, that's right.
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{\an8}Some of the kids in my program
heard about what y'all were up to
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{\an8}and decided they wanted
to make their voices known too.
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You're doing a protest?
What are you protesting?
237
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Protesting y'all for bullying us.
238
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,451
Bullying you?
239
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,828
Yeah. Trying to bully us
out of having guns.
240
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,997
If we can't have guns,
then we can't protect ourselves.
241
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,583
Protect yourselves against what, Markie?
242
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,168
People with guns.
243
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:30,755
You're saying if you can't protect
yourself from guns, then you're dead.
244
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,173
So guns are the problem.
245
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,509
If there were no guns, there would be
no problem. Are you starting to see that?
246
00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:37,178
I'm starting to see
that you're the problem.
247
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,222
You don't understand that we already live
in a world where guns exist, Evan.
248
00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:42,350
Coach Hillridge!
- We already... Guns are already here.
249
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,851
Coach!
250
00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:46,020
What?
251
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,230
- What?
- Let's go.
252
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,442
- We're not even meeting on school grounds.
- You are promoting death.
253
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,027
I am not promoting death.
254
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,695
- Oh, come on.
- Please, Just try to be civil.
255
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,113
No, no, no, no.
- Civil. Civil. Civil.
256
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,532
What does a gun do other than kill people?
257
00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:01,118
- Uh, protect people. It protects people.
- From what?
258
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,954
- People who don't know how to use--
- From people who have guns to kill people.
259
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,664
You know, Evan, man,
260
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:09,543
I'm trying to do something for the kids.
I'm trying to give 'em a skill, a lesson.
261
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,796
Yeah, but the problem is,
when you do something like that,
262
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,422
it doesn't work 'cause you're an idiot.
263
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,599
Markie, Markie. Markie, Markie.
Mar... Markie.
264
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,935
Oh, God, Evan.
265
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:28,813
Oh, God. I feel bad for saying that.
266
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,942
Look. Politically, I agree with you.
267
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,445
- You're anti-gun?
- Well, you know. But... You know?
268
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:37,822
See, I can't track your politics.
269
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,658
I do it on purpose.
I can't. It's, like, I have to...
270
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,577
Look, I can't do anything about it.
271
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:46,831
The rules are very clear,
and I just have to stay out of it.
272
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,582
Just... Every possible way. I just have to.
273
00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:49,875
It's your favorite thing to do.
274
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,669
Basically, yes. All right?
275
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:55,339
So, the club stays, unless there's
an active threat, which there is not.
276
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,091
What constitutes an active threat?
277
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,551
Evan, do not do anything stupid.
278
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,845
What? I wasn't even thinking
of doing anything.
279
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,472
I'm literally asking,
what's an active threat?
280
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,977
Now I'm thinking something.
281
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:16,777
Hello?
282
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,404
Crime and Punishment.
283
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,948
An incredible book,
but what if that were you?
284
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:24,910
What if you were Raskolnikov,
and you could get away with anything?
285
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:29,999
We all have this voice inside of us
that's kind of dark and weird and scary.
286
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,126
And society tells us to push that down.
287
00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,545
I say, "Eff you, society." Right?
288
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,506
We got to express ourselves.
That's what our friend Fyodor did.
289
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:40,593
Worked out pretty well for him.
And this book sold a lot of copies.
290
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,053
Guys, this is English class, okay?
291
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:48,726
This is a safe space for you to say
anything, no matter how scary, how dark.
292
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:53,731
I want you... When you write in here,
to forget anything
293
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:58,110
that anyone reading this might think
about what you're writing, and just write.
294
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,778
You're talking about creative writing?
295
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,655
Creative writing. That's what we're doing.
296
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,657
Three pages of creative writing.
297
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:09,455
And the subject is, "If you could get away
with any heinous act, what would you do?"
298
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,416
Really get into this one, guys. Go wild.
299
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:16,170
It's gonna be fun.
I wanna hear some nasty stuff, okay?
300
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,130
And if it's a little bit of this...
301
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,467
You know, I don't wanna say the word
for this, but if these are involved,
302
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,219
maybe a little bit of extra credit.
I don't...
303
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,222
Question. Is this for a grade?
304
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,350
Just pass-fail, yeah. And as long
as it's violent and heinous, it's a pass.
305
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,393
So, like, is this double-spaced or...
306
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,478
I don't care.
307
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:36,357
So I don't get it. Like, you want someone
to write an essay about killing you?
308
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,691
No, it doesn't need to be about me.
309
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,945
It just has to be something,
like, threatening for the school.
310
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,446
Yo, where's Nick?
311
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:45,741
He's at Buffalo Wild Wings with
his work friends. Or his ex-work friends,
312
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,869
'cause they still work there,
but he got laid off. Obviously.
313
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,204
Glad I don't have a day job.
314
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,622
Hi.
Malcolm.
315
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,706
Come on in.
- Oh, God.
316
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,459
Oh, my fucking God.
Wait, what happened to your yard?
317
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,836
Were you bombed? It looks horrible.
318
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,088
No, Nick's building a pool!
319
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:02,383
- By hand?
- Why is that what everybody focuses on?
320
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,676
Pay. Pay people to do that.
321
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,177
Malcolm, check it out.
322
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,471
I found these rocks in the hole.
They look like teeth.
323
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,556
Oh, those are teeth.
324
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,266
What? I was touching chips...
You invited him?
325
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,810
Yeah, he said you guys are back together.
Oh, my God, dude.
326
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,687
- Touching chips then teeth.
- We're not back together.
327
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,522
What? He sent me a picture of you in bed.
328
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,482
Gwen. This look.
Yeah.
329
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,068
Very sexy, I love it.
It's new for you, right?
330
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,070
- I knew you'd like it.
- You usually look not sexy.
331
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,405
- Okay.
- No, it looks hot. It's good.
332
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,865
She's doing it
because she fell six spots down the list.
333
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,617
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
No, I'm not.
334
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,160
What? What? What?
335
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,620
- Active threat. Active threat.
- What?
336
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,746
Active threat.
337
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,039
This is it. This is the one.
338
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,084
This is... This is really intense.
339
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,586
I mean, this is concerning maybe. I...
340
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,670
Like, how?
Look at this.
341
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,131
He goes, "They'll pay.
They'll pay with their lives."
342
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,465
That doesn't seem bad.
343
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,135
"This is me talking.
This isn't fiction anymore.
344
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:50,097
I've got an unslakable thirst
that can only be quenched by blood."
345
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,558
Blood? It could be a vampire.
346
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,852
Ultimately, compelling.
I mean, like, I'm hooked.
347
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,937
This is gonna work.
We're shutting it down.
348
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,315
Incredible. Shut it down!
349
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:06,447
As you all know, an active threat
was found in our community last night.
350
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,490
A number of measures have been taken.
351
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:11,076
Of course, the student in question,
who will not be named here,
352
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,162
will be entering immediate evaluation.
353
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,914
Also, metal detectors will be installed
354
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:18,000
at the remaining entrances
throughout the school.
355
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,418
This is awful news.
356
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,629
And I suppose
this part goes without saying,
357
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,465
but effective immediately, the gun club...
358
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,799
Firearms safety program.
359
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,217
...will be suspended indefinitely.
360
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,677
What? No.
361
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:29,845
There it is.
362
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:33,432
Okay.
And that's how gun club dies again.
363
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,517
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
364
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,478
Taken out back
and just George-and-Lennied.
365
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,646
Just... That's it? We're done?
366
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,231
Markie, please. If you make a speech,
then Evan has to make a speech.
367
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,691
And... No speeches while I'm speaking!
368
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,568
Okay, fine.
- Okay? I shouldn't have to say that.
369
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,738
All right. Anyway,
gun thing is canceled, okay?
370
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:52,368
However, per the district's instructions,
thanks to Evan here...
371
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,078
Whoo-hoo! Evan's our guy.
372
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,747
...we will now begin immediate
firearm training for all faculty.
373
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,374
- What?
- Sorry, what?
374
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,042
Never mind. That's bad.
375
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,252
Each classroom will now have a gun
in a lockbox
376
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,088
to be accessed in case of a threat.
Okay.
377
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,631
I'd like to opt out of that option.
378
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,926
Too bad. Firearm training starts tomorrow,
and Markie will lead it.
379
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,844
Oh. You're all in good hands.
380
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,722
Okay, you know what?
You know what? I have something to say.
381
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,807
Is this not a speech?
382
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,725
I don't think this is all bad,
383
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,311
even though, you know, we all
have to learn how to use guns now,
384
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,814
because the kids no longer have guns.
385
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,149
And that is really
what this was all about to me,
386
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,694
and it should have been
about that to you all too.
387
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,612
So, a success was achieved.
388
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,738
Legendary.
- Nice one, buddy.
389
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:34,201
And last but not least, free-writing
assignments will now be banned.
390
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,327
Yes.
That's terrible.
391
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,955
That is good, actually,
with how this all shook out.
392
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,123
Yeah, exactly.
393
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,834
- Hey, Jeff. Hey.
- What's up, Ms. Sanders?
394
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,585
So you like making lists, huh?
395
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,963
How do you know about that?
396
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,382
I know about it
'cause I've been working on this all week.
397
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,634
And Becca literally just told me
that it's you.
398
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,304
- Damn.
- Listen, Jeff...
399
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:58,267
I just... I-- I just wanna know,
like, why am I low on the list?
400
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,103
Just out of curiosity. I don't
actually care. I just... I'm curious.
401
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,563
And you want the truth?
402
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,606
Yeah, of course. Yes.
403
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,775
Ever since I saw the list
was affecting how you dress,
404
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,318
I started manipulating you.
405
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,778
Sick. What?
406
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:13,323
What? No. No, like,
I want you to dress well. Elegant.
407
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,700
- You're a 34-year-old woman.
- 32.
408
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,703
- Still have nearly half your life ahead.
- You think I'm gonna live to 60?
409
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,247
You don't have to wear plain dresses
just because you have a tough job
410
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,249
- and your boyfriend's going insane.
- What?
411
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,042
Look, I actually
put together some looks for you.
412
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,461
You put together some looks?
413
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,463
Oh, wow. It's... Okay.
414
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,547
What do you got here?
415
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,549
I like that blazer. That's good.
416
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,843
I like that belt too, that high.
That's good.
417
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,637
God, I like these shoes though.
It's cute with the... with the wedge.
418
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:37,389
Those are Giuseppe Zanotti.
419
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,682
Sus-eppe Zan-oni?
420
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,434
No, stop. Okay.
421
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,311
Email this to me. But seriously,
422
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,481
this is wrong, Jeff. You know what?
I'm gonna give you detention.
423
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:48,984
You shouldn't be manipulating teachers.
You shouldn't be objectifying teachers.
424
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,694
Okay, I'm just saying,
you look good in teal.
425
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,029
Shut up.
426
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,739
But thank you.
427
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,827
What the fuck, Mr. Marquez?
428
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,621
Oh, Pablo, hey.
429
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,040
I... I'm so sorry about all of this.
430
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,001
But that was really
a particularly violent essay.
431
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,921
What's wrong with violent?
I was inspired by the concept of murder.
432
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,506
You were what?
433
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,424
I was inspired by the concept of murder.
434
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:16,261
Well, look, I mean,
it's all gonna be fine.
435
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,431
You're under 18. This is not
gonna go on your permanent record.
436
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,433
And I even wrote a letter for your file
437
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,019
taking full responsibility
for the assignment. You'll be fine.
438
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,021
Now I have to go to therapy
three times a week.
439
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:29,316
Yeah. I mean, people pay
a lot of money for therapy, right?
440
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,818
You're getting it for free.
441
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,612
I guess now I know who to talk to
about my intrusive thoughts.
442
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,447
What intrusive thoughts do you have?
443
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,699
Just stuff about buying a new car.
444
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,661
Right. Exactly.
445
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,455
So we can call it a win-win, right? Okay.
446
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,290
I guess we're cool.
447
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,292
Don't get on my list though.
448
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,048
No, I can't believe
we have to get firearms training now.
449
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,383
Markie's gonna fucking shoot us.
450
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,385
It's fine. We'll just get through it.
451
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,428
You're just saying that
'cause it's your fault.
452
00:18:58,428 --> 00:18:59,930
I was trying to do something good.
453
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,641
What if we all get into gunfights,
like, every day now?
454
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,101
Yeah, that would suck.
455
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,520
Well, at least we get to be outside,
and we're together.
456
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,105
See, this outfit is working.
457
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,439
I know.
458
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,524
All right.
459
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,777
The only thing stronger
than a bad guy with a gun is?
460
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,070
A girl with a gun.
461
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,321
A good guy with a gun.
462
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,656
Which one are you?
463
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,491
Listen, Evan. I know, man.
464
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,785
I know you're pissed at me.
I know you think you won something.
465
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,120
I did win, okay?
466
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,581
In my own way, because no,
I didn't end gun violence,
467
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,542
but I got some guns
out of some kids' hands.
468
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,836
And that is good, Markie.
I made the world a better place.
469
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,005
I don't care how much shit you give me.
We're on the same side.
470
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,216
Okay, buddy? Seriously,
we're the good guys here, man.
471
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:37,885
Think about it like this.
472
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,429
You've worked your whole life
to become a power bottom,
473
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,389
now you get to be a power bottom
with a gun.
474
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,433
You think I'm a bottom
after this whole week?
475
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,101
Honestly?
- He's only bottomed, like, once.
476
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:49,396
Can we please shoot, please?
Evan, can you... Markie, please?
477
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,189
Here we go. This is what we're here for.
478
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:52,274
- Aim.
- Markie.
479
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,567
- What?
- I don't need your advice.
480
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,611
- I know you need my advice. This has...
- Please back up.
481
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,613
- This is very straightforward.
- Buddy. It's not.
482
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,156
There's the bull's-eye, here's the gun.
483
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,199
- No, it's called recoil.
- I'm doing it. Back up.
484
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,201
- Oh, shit, man. Whoa!
- Okay. Okay.
485
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,120
You okay? You okay?
Did you break your wrist?
486
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,663
Yeah, I'm fine.
487
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,916
- You okay?
- I don't know. I don't know.
488
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,710
Actually, hey, look at that.
489
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,962
Bull's-eye, huh?
490
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,506
Look at you. Feel that power, buddy.
491
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,758
Oh, hell yeah.
492
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:24,264
♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
That I must travel ♪
493
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:30,604
♪ Kyrie eleison
Through the darkness of the night ♪
494
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:35,067
♪ Kyrie eleison, where I'm going
Will you follow? ♪
495
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:41,323
♪ Kyrie eleison
On a highway in the night ♪
496
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:45,661
♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
That I must travel ♪
497
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:51,959
♪ Kyrie eleison
Through the darkness of the night ♪
498
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:56,421
♪ Kyrie eleison, where I'm going
Will you follow?
499
00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:02,678
♪ Kyrie eleison
On a highway in the night ♪
500
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:07,182
♪ Kyrie eleison down the road
That I must travel ♪