1 00:00:01,070 --> 00:00:02,312 [instructor] Up, one! 2 00:00:03,072 --> 00:00:05,729 - Up, two! - [groans] 3 00:00:05,729 --> 00:00:07,490 - Up, three! - [groaning continues] 4 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:09,699 You want the margarita? Prove it! 5 00:00:09,699 --> 00:00:11,321 Oh, my God. [chuckles] 6 00:00:11,321 --> 00:00:13,496 - Hey, Harry. - [instructor] Up! 7 00:00:13,496 --> 00:00:14,635 Um, do you come-- 8 00:00:14,635 --> 00:00:16,602 - [instructor] Up! - I can'’t-- 9 00:00:16,602 --> 00:00:18,156 - [instructor] Up! - I can'’t hear you. 10 00:00:18,156 --> 00:00:19,778 Do you-- Okay, we can talk after. 11 00:00:19,778 --> 00:00:21,642 ["I Can Dream About You" by Dan Hartman plays] 12 00:00:21,642 --> 00:00:23,609 - I didn'’t know you came to this. - Yeah. 13 00:00:23,609 --> 00:00:25,818 It'’s kind of intense, but I'’m into it. 14 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:26,992 [pants] Yeah. 15 00:00:26,992 --> 00:00:29,201 All right. I think I'’m gonna go shower off. 16 00:00:29,201 --> 00:00:31,065 Oh, yes. They got nice showers here. 17 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,862 ♪ I'’m not hiding ♪ 18 00:00:34,862 --> 00:00:38,866 ♪ The remedy to cure This old heart of mine ♪ 19 00:00:38,866 --> 00:00:45,735 ♪ I can dream about you If I can'’t Hold you tonight...♪ 20 00:00:45,735 --> 00:00:47,081 - It'’s huge. - [Gwen] Just like-- 21 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:49,256 Just so big. And I hate that I saw it. 22 00:00:49,256 --> 00:00:53,260 - And it makes you, like, sick? - No, it'’s, like, inappropriate. 23 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:56,297 Like, I shouldn'’t know what another teacher'’s dick in this school looks like. 24 00:00:56,297 --> 00:00:59,162 Ah. But it'’s, like, a locker room. Doesn'’t that happen all the time? 25 00:00:59,162 --> 00:01:01,578 No, no, no. You don'’t get it, Gwen. He wanted me to see it. 26 00:01:01,578 --> 00:01:04,167 - And he got what he wanted. - Oh, you thought he did it on purpose? 27 00:01:04,167 --> 00:01:06,376 Yes. I'’m telling you. I'’m coming out of the shower. 28 00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:09,690 He sees me. He goes like this. Really. 29 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:11,519 Maybe he'’s, like, not even gay, 30 00:01:11,519 --> 00:01:13,728 and he was just like... [grunts] ..."God, what'’s up?" 31 00:01:13,728 --> 00:01:14,902 No, no, he'’s gay. 32 00:01:14,902 --> 00:01:17,146 He has a rainbow flag in his Instagram bio. 33 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:18,837 Well, maybe he'’s an ally. 34 00:01:18,837 --> 00:01:21,150 Maybe he'’s an ally by means of being gay and hooking up with guys. 35 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:23,083 I'’ve literally talked to him about dating men. 36 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,534 - Okay. So, what'’s the problem? Sorry, I'’m not tracking. - He'’s attractive. 37 00:01:26,534 --> 00:01:29,123 Then he puts his horse cock in my face this morning, and I'’m not allowed to... 38 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,125 - Suck it? - No, date other faculty. 39 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,851 Because of the investigation thing. 40 00:01:32,851 --> 00:01:34,577 Oh. 41 00:01:34,577 --> 00:01:37,097 Maybe he'’s not trying to date you. Like, that feels kind of like a leap. 42 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:40,445 No, he'’s trying to date me. 43 00:01:40,445 --> 00:01:41,756 As you know, we'’re in the process 44 00:01:41,756 --> 00:01:44,104 of replacing our school mascot "The Dragons" 45 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:47,555 with the newly voted upon "The Horses." "The Horses." 46 00:01:47,555 --> 00:01:51,214 A student competition is underway to help choose the new logo. The new look of the logo-- 47 00:01:51,214 --> 00:01:53,216 Did you get a chance to take a look at any of those? 48 00:01:53,216 --> 00:01:55,218 The kids are mostly drawing penises. 49 00:01:55,218 --> 00:01:58,256 Uh, well, no, I haven'’t had a chance, but that is disappointing. 50 00:01:58,256 --> 00:01:59,947 So what I was thinking is, I actually know 51 00:01:59,947 --> 00:02:02,122 this great company that can help out with this. 52 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,849 They redid the mascots for, like, five or six local schools last year. 53 00:02:05,849 --> 00:02:07,092 Really did a bang-up job. 54 00:02:07,092 --> 00:02:08,921 They let the kids come up with the art, 55 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,992 but then this company comes in and executes. 56 00:02:10,992 --> 00:02:12,787 Makes it looks completely professional. 57 00:02:12,787 --> 00:02:16,239 Okay, the student logo design competition is already underway, Rick-- 58 00:02:16,239 --> 00:02:19,277 Listen, man! This is personal. All right? 59 00:02:19,277 --> 00:02:22,314 "The Dragons" was offensive to my people. 60 00:02:22,314 --> 00:02:23,695 [stammers] Your people? 61 00:02:23,695 --> 00:02:25,766 What people? College counselors? 62 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:27,112 My people. 63 00:02:28,596 --> 00:02:30,046 The people that I come from. 64 00:02:30,771 --> 00:02:31,979 Heaven? 65 00:02:31,979 --> 00:02:33,946 Whatever he is, his lineage should be celebrated. 66 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:38,019 Whether he be a white man, a Black man, a proud Indian brave-- 67 00:02:38,019 --> 00:02:39,469 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Jesus, Markie. 68 00:02:39,469 --> 00:02:40,574 Thank you. 69 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:42,058 Rick, if you know of a company 70 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:44,198 that can handle this in a professional and effective manner, 71 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:46,649 then yes, you can be our liaison on that, all right? 72 00:02:46,649 --> 00:02:49,341 Yes! Hell, yeah. Let'’s get it. All right, guys. 73 00:02:49,341 --> 00:02:50,687 This is perfect timing actually 74 00:02:50,687 --> 00:02:52,931 because kids aren'’t even thinking about college yet. 75 00:02:52,931 --> 00:02:54,381 It'’s your company, right? 76 00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:56,452 - Who'’s to say? - No, it'’s his company. 77 00:02:56,452 --> 00:03:00,559 Last but not least, we need to assign some duties and committees. 78 00:03:00,559 --> 00:03:03,459 Gwendolyn, I need you on bus duty this week. 79 00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:05,806 And from what I can tell, the only person not on a committee 80 00:03:05,806 --> 00:03:07,704 is you, Evan and Harry, 81 00:03:07,704 --> 00:03:12,571 so, uh, I'’m gonna have you two together to head up the homecoming dance, all right? 82 00:03:12,571 --> 00:03:14,608 - Okay. - No. No, no, no. 83 00:03:14,608 --> 00:03:17,266 - I'’m-- I'm-- No, I really am-- - All right, we are dismissed, okay? 84 00:03:17,266 --> 00:03:19,509 - Go inspire those young, warped minds. - [murmuring] 85 00:03:19,509 --> 00:03:21,753 [teacher] I wanna sing the national anthem this morning. 86 00:03:21,753 --> 00:03:23,927 Why would they do this to me? 87 00:03:23,927 --> 00:03:25,343 Grant, can I talk to you for a second? 88 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:27,586 - These are crazy. - What do you want? 89 00:03:27,586 --> 00:03:31,176 I'’m thinking it might be good if you unpair Harry and I 90 00:03:31,176 --> 00:03:32,660 for this homecoming dance thing. 91 00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:35,767 - Why? - I can'’t tell you why, but just trust me. 92 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:38,183 I mean, I can unpair you, but I'’ll need a clear reason. 93 00:03:38,183 --> 00:03:39,702 Otherwise, it'’ll look like homophobia. 94 00:03:39,702 --> 00:03:42,187 How'’s it gonna look like homophobia? 95 00:03:42,187 --> 00:03:45,086 If I separate two gay men, isn'’t that homophobia? 96 00:03:46,536 --> 00:03:47,813 I can see the logic. 97 00:03:47,813 --> 00:03:49,884 Some of these kids could get into Parsons. 98 00:03:49,884 --> 00:03:52,059 It'’s really beautiful work. 99 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:54,268 Can you just-- I-- I think-- Just unpair us. 100 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,201 - It'’s-- It'll be good. - No, Evan. 101 00:03:56,201 --> 00:03:59,204 Just do your job. Stop creating drama where there is none. 102 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:01,724 Just plan the-- plan the homecoming dance. 103 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:02,794 Go. 104 00:04:03,864 --> 00:04:04,899 [sighs] 105 00:04:04,899 --> 00:04:06,556 This horse will do. 106 00:04:06,556 --> 00:04:07,730 Rick, I found a winner. 107 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:09,490 Okay. So, 108 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:12,838 how much do we think the author is writing based on his own experiences? 109 00:04:12,838 --> 00:04:14,530 Do it. Just say something. 110 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:15,945 Chelsea, what'’s going on? 111 00:04:15,945 --> 00:04:18,913 Um, Mr. Marquez, I'’m sorry to interrupt class, 112 00:04:18,913 --> 00:04:22,192 but it'’s actually super triggering for me 113 00:04:22,192 --> 00:04:25,368 to be reading a book about a disease right now 114 00:04:25,368 --> 00:04:27,750 with everything I'’m going through. 115 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,993 Because of everything you'’re going through? 116 00:04:29,993 --> 00:04:31,857 What are you going through, Kayla? 117 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:35,067 The rest of the class sort of already knows about this. 118 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,345 - But recently... - [students] Mmm. 119 00:04:36,345 --> 00:04:38,761 ...I was successfully diagnosed... 120 00:04:38,761 --> 00:04:40,590 [sniffles] ...with something called... 121 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:42,074 You'’re doing great, Kayla. 122 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:44,042 - [Jason] It'’s okay. - Be present with your illness, okay? 123 00:04:46,044 --> 00:04:48,633 - Asymptomatic Tourette'’s. - [Evan groans] 124 00:04:50,255 --> 00:04:52,568 - What? - So what Tourette'’s syndrome is, right-- 125 00:04:52,568 --> 00:04:54,432 No, I know what Tourette'’s syndrome is. 126 00:04:54,432 --> 00:04:56,606 Oh, great. Okay. So it sounds like you'’re halfway there, 127 00:04:56,606 --> 00:05:01,128 and you'’re taking an opportunity to be educated, which is honorable. 128 00:05:01,128 --> 00:05:03,613 - Thank you. - So, asymptomatic Tourette'’s, right? 129 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:07,893 It'’s like Tourette's syndrome with the tics and, like, the hardship, right? 130 00:05:07,893 --> 00:05:11,138 But without any symptoms. 131 00:05:11,138 --> 00:05:14,003 So in its way, AT is harder. 132 00:05:14,003 --> 00:05:15,384 - Because-- - What is AT? 133 00:05:15,384 --> 00:05:17,558 Oh, asymptomatic Tourette'’s. Okay. 134 00:05:17,558 --> 00:05:19,319 - Uh-huh. - It is harder. 135 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,942 Because people have, like, actually no idea 136 00:05:21,942 --> 00:05:26,636 the battle that people like Kayla are fighting inside every day. 137 00:05:26,636 --> 00:05:28,569 It'’s a silent killer. 138 00:05:28,569 --> 00:05:31,089 And someone actually diagnosed you with this? 139 00:05:31,089 --> 00:05:34,264 - It'’s disrespectful to ask that. [whispers] I'’m so sorry-- - [Kayla] It'’s okay. 140 00:05:34,264 --> 00:05:37,026 You can'’t blame people for making really huge mistakes 141 00:05:37,026 --> 00:05:39,511 when they haven'’t learned the etiquette. 142 00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:42,997 It'’s only self-diagnosable. 143 00:05:44,102 --> 00:05:45,517 I see. 144 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:48,071 - [bell rings] - She'’s making up this whole fake disease. 145 00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:50,729 She'’s describing the symptoms. There aren'’t any symptoms. 146 00:05:50,729 --> 00:05:52,973 She'’s calling it asymptomatic Tourette'’s. 147 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:54,664 I feel like I'’ve never related to you more 148 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:58,219 about these kids just making up crazy shit for their own benefit. 149 00:05:58,219 --> 00:05:59,566 It'’s insane. 150 00:05:59,566 --> 00:06:02,569 Have you done a full and comprehensive diagnostic 151 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:05,882 to see if there'’s any potential underlying symptoms? 152 00:06:05,882 --> 00:06:07,436 I'’m not a doctor, 153 00:06:07,436 --> 00:06:08,954 but I don'’t have to be a doctor 154 00:06:08,954 --> 00:06:10,853 to know that this girl is making something up. 155 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:12,648 Tell you what, I'’ll come by your classroom tomorrow. 156 00:06:12,648 --> 00:06:16,376 - Get a firsthand assessment of her condition. - You'’re not a doctor. 157 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,068 Two and a half more credits in kinesiology, and I would'’ve been a doctor. 158 00:06:21,829 --> 00:06:22,934 [Evan] Okay. 159 00:06:22,934 --> 00:06:24,384 So then the blue streamers the school has. 160 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,764 I have to buy gold streamers. 161 00:06:25,764 --> 00:06:28,560 And then there'’s a ladder I think in the utility closet. 162 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,390 Yeah, it'’s basically that. Right? 163 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:34,980 [chuckles] Wow, I did not realize that we had, like, an agenda. 164 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:39,537 Oh, yeah. The-- The-- I just, um, have to get home to grade all these papers. 165 00:06:39,537 --> 00:06:42,056 Yeah, okay. Blue and gold streamers it is. 166 00:06:43,126 --> 00:06:45,646 Ugh. Oh, my God. I'’m sorry that took so long. 167 00:06:45,646 --> 00:06:49,374 One of the managers was, like, low-key sexually harassing me in the back. 168 00:06:49,374 --> 00:06:52,515 [chuckles] I'’m sorry to ask this, are you guys gay? 169 00:06:52,515 --> 00:06:53,792 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Mmm. Yeah. 170 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:55,207 [waiter] My people. Thank God. 171 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,450 When you walked in, I clocked you, 172 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,969 and I was like, "Hey, sister." 173 00:06:57,969 --> 00:07:01,248 And it'’s, like, the community in Austin is amazing, 174 00:07:01,248 --> 00:07:03,664 but, like, I keep trying to reach out to people, 175 00:07:03,664 --> 00:07:06,564 and they'’re like, "You'’re toxic," or "I'’m busy," and I'm like, 176 00:07:06,564 --> 00:07:08,876 "Babe, I have zero friends." 177 00:07:08,876 --> 00:07:10,360 I moved here from Michigan. 178 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:14,088 So, my dears, what can I get you two lovebirds for din-din? 179 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:16,919 Oh. Sorry. We'’re not lovebirds. We just work together. [chuckles] 180 00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:18,092 Oh, my God. 181 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:20,992 I think maybe we need a little bit more time. 182 00:07:20,992 --> 00:07:22,545 [waiter] No sweat. 183 00:07:22,545 --> 00:07:26,204 Uh, if you need anything, holler "Clarkson." My name'’s Daniel. 184 00:07:26,204 --> 00:07:29,241 So I'’m-- I'm realizing actually I can do a lot of this alone. 185 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,417 So I might just head home, and, uh, I'’ll get my food to go. 186 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:34,730 Hey, but, okay, we'’re here though. 187 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:38,285 And I just got my wine, so... 188 00:07:38,285 --> 00:07:41,702 Look, I get it. This committee shit. It'’s annoying. 189 00:07:41,702 --> 00:07:45,085 But, like, let'’s just, you know, have some fun with it. 190 00:07:45,085 --> 00:07:46,776 [whispers] Okay. That'’s fine. 191 00:07:46,776 --> 00:07:50,435 Oh, I have a few ideas for the playlist, if you want to talk about that? 192 00:07:50,435 --> 00:07:52,230 Don'’t the kids do the music? 193 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,439 Yeah, see, I don'’t think that'’s a good idea, right? 194 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:58,167 Because at my last school, we let a kid deejay the prom, 195 00:07:58,167 --> 00:08:02,274 and then he tried to play an entire episode of Dax Shepard'’s podcast. 196 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,690 - Which episode? - Oh. 197 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:06,175 I'’ve actually been super into this song lately. 198 00:08:06,175 --> 00:08:08,695 I-- I'’ll just play it for you. 199 00:08:13,527 --> 00:08:15,080 ["Eternal Flame" playing] 200 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,461 [sighs] Oh, my God. 201 00:08:16,461 --> 00:08:21,535 ♪ Close your eyes Give me your hand, darling ♪ 202 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:27,576 ♪ Do you feel My heart beating? Do you understand?♪ 203 00:08:27,576 --> 00:08:31,338 ♪ Do you feel the same... ♪ 204 00:08:31,338 --> 00:08:33,478 Are you fucking kidding? You come to my favorite restaurant? 205 00:08:33,478 --> 00:08:35,549 I'’m six months pregnant, you bitch. 206 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:36,964 - Malcolm. - [chuckles] I'’m kidding. 207 00:08:36,964 --> 00:08:39,001 - What the fuck are you doing here? - Hey, babe. Come here. 208 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:40,658 - Hi. - Hi. 209 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:41,969 - Ah, that'’s-- - Miss you. 210 00:08:41,969 --> 00:08:43,764 Sorry. Malcolm, this is Harry. 211 00:08:43,764 --> 00:08:46,042 He works at Morrison now. Harry, this is Malcolm. 212 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:47,837 - He used to work at Morrison, but-- - Yes. Yes. 213 00:08:47,837 --> 00:08:49,494 I used to work at Morrison. 214 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:51,082 Until I got fired for fucking him. 215 00:08:51,082 --> 00:08:52,393 That is not what happened. 216 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:55,120 Yeah, we had sex. Penetrative. Top. Bottom. 217 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,260 - That is really not what happened. - And I got fired. 218 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,090 He was-- He'’s my ex-boyfriend, and now I'’m single. 219 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:02,231 Which I like. I like being single, and I don'’t want to have a-- 220 00:09:02,231 --> 00:09:04,647 I'’m not-- I'm not open to relationships. 221 00:09:04,647 --> 00:09:07,339 - [laughs] Okay. High-strung tonight. - [Harry] Mm-hmm. 222 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,307 - Is he being weird on your date? - [Evan] It'’s not a date. 223 00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:12,344 Um, hey, did-- did the waiter ask you if you were gay? 224 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,312 No. I guess I give off, like, a masc vibe. 225 00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:16,659 Sometimes I wish I was more femme like you guys. 226 00:09:16,659 --> 00:09:20,007 I'’ve tried to be femme for clout. It just doesn'’t come naturally to me. 227 00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:21,319 I-I-- You'’re leaving. 228 00:09:21,319 --> 00:09:22,596 Do I have to? 229 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,391 - I could stay and hang out. - No, you'’re leaving. 230 00:09:24,391 --> 00:09:26,151 I'’m gonna leave with you. I have to go. 231 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:27,877 I just-- He can give me a ride. 232 00:09:27,877 --> 00:09:30,224 - I can give him a ride. - A ride to your car? 233 00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:32,537 A ride to my car, exactly. Yeah, so... 234 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:35,851 - Hey, nice to meet you. - Great work. And I-I will see you at work. 235 00:09:35,851 --> 00:09:38,025 - You too. Asante.[chuckles] - Um... 236 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:39,130 Thanks so much. Okay. 237 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:41,408 - Whoo! We did it. - [Malcolm] He'’s hot. 238 00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:43,893 [sighs] 239 00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:47,517 I literally have COVID. 240 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:49,899 He'’s hot, huh? 241 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,625 - Harry. - [chuckles] 242 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:53,006 My God. 243 00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:55,077 I can'’t believe Grant found the second-hottest gay guy 244 00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:56,596 in Austin to replace me. 245 00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:01,014 It'’s just this whole thing because he'’s into me, 246 00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:03,913 and he'’s like-- I can tell he'’s trying to make a move. 247 00:10:03,913 --> 00:10:05,225 [laughs] 248 00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:06,329 Really? 249 00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:07,572 - Yeah. - He'’s into you? 250 00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:08,815 I didn'’t get that vibe at all. 251 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:10,195 - Malcolm. - I truly didn'’t. 252 00:10:10,195 --> 00:10:14,648 He literally played a gorgeous song like this on his phone. 253 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,408 So we had to smoosh our faces together. 254 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:19,273 But that doesn'’t mean anything. I mean, I-- People do that all the time. 255 00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:22,449 People play music for each other. It'’s, like, not really a big deal. 256 00:10:22,449 --> 00:10:24,658 I actually think I was getting a vibe from him. 257 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:29,283 He looked at me, and it kind of gave like, "Let'’s kiss and also fuck. Right now." 258 00:10:29,283 --> 00:10:30,699 Oh, my God. 259 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:32,735 Oh! You'’re jealous. 260 00:10:32,735 --> 00:10:35,082 I like that. More of that face, please. 261 00:10:35,082 --> 00:10:37,740 It'’s the most boyfriend-y thing you'’ve done to me in months. 262 00:10:39,777 --> 00:10:43,815 Hey, guys, before we get started today here-- Settle down, settle down. 263 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:47,716 Um, before class starts today, I would like to take some ownership 264 00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:52,306 and say a few words about AT, also known as asymptomatic Tourette'’s. 265 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:53,963 [students sigh] Come on. 266 00:10:53,963 --> 00:10:56,517 - Uh-huh, Chelsea. Yes. - It'’s not called AT anymore. 267 00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:58,416 That'’s actually super disrespectful. 268 00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:00,556 Oh. What is it called now? 269 00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:03,559 KS. It stands for Kayla Syndrome. 270 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:06,700 It'’s named as an "in memoriam" to Kayla. 271 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,875 - Deirdre, I think you mean a tribute. - No. 272 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,463 - Okay. - Are you getting that? Does that make sense to you, sir? 273 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,948 Oh, so it'’s named after Kayla. 274 00:11:12,948 --> 00:11:14,363 Okay. That'’s cool. 275 00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:16,399 It'’s actually not cool. Are you seeing this girl? 276 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:17,607 - She'’s sick as a dog. - [Evan] Yeah. 277 00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:19,609 Well, I apologize, Kayla. 278 00:11:19,609 --> 00:11:21,163 I'’m sorry that you have Kayla Syndrome. 279 00:11:21,163 --> 00:11:23,993 So it'’s actually better if you just call it KS. 280 00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,685 - Okay. - Because it'’s super triggering 281 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,445 - for Kayla to hear her own name... - Absolutely. 282 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,791 - ...brought up in that context. - Gotcha. 283 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:31,276 - Makes sense. - You know, part of me wonders... 284 00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:36,143 You-- You have something to say? 285 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:37,248 Say it. Just say it. 286 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:41,424 - Coach Hillridge, do you have any thoughts? - I'’m just here to listen. 287 00:11:41,424 --> 00:11:43,564 - That'’s why you the man. - Thank you, Coach Hillridge. 288 00:11:43,564 --> 00:11:44,669 That means a lot. 289 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,188 You'’re welcome, Kayla. 290 00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:47,327 [Chelsea] Yes. Thank you, sir. 291 00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:49,605 [Markie] Chelsea, you'’re welcome. 292 00:11:49,605 --> 00:11:52,297 - Did anybody do the homework? - [students] No. 293 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:54,161 - We'’ve all been dealing with this. - [Evan] Right. 294 00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:57,647 You'’re all getting your medical degrees. 295 00:11:57,647 --> 00:11:59,719 [bell rings] 296 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,203 - Have a good one, Jake. - All right. 297 00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:04,137 So after witnessing that, do you still think AT is-- 298 00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:06,484 - [Markie] KS. - KS. You still think it'’s a real disease? 299 00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:08,417 Look, it'’s actually quite simple. 300 00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,627 Kayla and Chelsea, best friends since freshman year, right? 301 00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,940 - Side by side, socially speaking. - Uh-huh. 302 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:16,908 Last month, Chelsea'’s out for a couple of weeks. Remember that? 303 00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:19,221 The whole time she'’s gone, all Kayla could hear is, 304 00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,879 "Where'’s Chelsea? Is Chelsea gonna be out for much longer?" 305 00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:24,571 So then Kayla'’s getting jealous, and she comes up with-- 306 00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:26,711 [Markie] Asymptomatic Tourette'’s. 307 00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:29,300 And it worked for a time. 308 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:33,856 But then Chelsea starts rallying everyone to be super supportive of Kayla. 309 00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:35,237 And what does that do? 310 00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:39,620 Makes everybody talk about how great and caring Chelsea is. 311 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:44,522 Chelsea did the same thing to Renee last year, and Renee is still not back at 100%. 312 00:12:44,522 --> 00:12:46,904 - You know what I'’m saying? - [stammers] Who'’s Renee? 313 00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:50,045 Come on, man. She goes by Deirdre in the classroom, Renee in the friend group. 314 00:12:50,045 --> 00:12:51,736 Keep up, Marquez. 315 00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,255 It'’s just so much information. 316 00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:55,844 But that'’s beside the point. It brings us to today. 317 00:12:55,844 --> 00:12:58,260 The events of what happened here in your classroom. 318 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,020 Who speaks up on Kayla'’s behalf? 319 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:03,058 Who started making sure everyone was sympathetic 320 00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:05,370 to the journey that Kayla was on? 321 00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,338 Who renamed the goddamn disease? 322 00:13:07,338 --> 00:13:08,926 Chelsea. 323 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:14,069 Kayla'’s whole gambit to gain sympathy has turned into nothing more 324 00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:19,729 than a vehicle for Chelsea'’s rapid ascent to the upper echelon of popularity. 325 00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:21,283 [exhales sharply] 326 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,837 That'’s crazy. You got all this from 20 minutes in my classroom? 327 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,080 [snorts] 328 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,391 I only needed ten. 329 00:13:29,947 --> 00:13:33,088 ♪ I'’ve fallen in love And there'’s no...♪ 330 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:37,230 You know, I have to say, you are the hottest man I'’ve ever met. 331 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,714 [laughs] Stop. 332 00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:40,958 What'’d you think of my dick in the locker room? 333 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:43,063 I loved it. 334 00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:45,859 I knew you wanted me to see it, but Gwen thought-- 335 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,654 Well, Gwen was wrong. 336 00:13:47,654 --> 00:13:49,518 And Markie is also wrong. 337 00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:51,244 About everything. 338 00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:52,486 I know. 339 00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:54,730 ♪ You got the touch ♪ 340 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:55,973 - [honking] - [grunts] 341 00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:57,975 [tires squeal] 342 00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,873 - [tires squealing] - [cell phone ringing] 343 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,532 [sighs] Evan, I'’m trying to take a nap. So it better be important. 344 00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:06,673 It is. Listen, to put it simply, Harry'’s extremely into me. Okay? 345 00:14:06,673 --> 00:14:08,813 And I know I'’m not allowed to date other teachers, 346 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,677 and I think he'’s gonna try to do something about it. 347 00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:12,334 And I'’m trying to avoid it, but it could happen. 348 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,198 Somebody who looks like Harry would not be into you. 349 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:15,682 - This is not a problem. - You don'’t get it. 350 00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,787 We were in the locker room the other day, 351 00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:20,618 and he takes off his towel in front of me on purpose. 352 00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:23,310 He showed me his incredible ass and dick. 353 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:26,727 - No. Stop it. Stop it, Evan. - I was exhausted just by the fantasies... 354 00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:29,040 - ...that came just from seeing it initially. - Evan. Evan. Stop. 355 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,249 - We did not have this conversation. - We had this conversation. 356 00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:32,975 - I'’ll see you at the dance. - I am hot. 357 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:35,391 I am considered hot in my community, okay? 358 00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:38,015 I don'’t care if you all think I'’m basic-looking. 359 00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:39,499 I'’m an attractive gay guy. 360 00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:42,985 ♪ You got the touch of love ♪ 361 00:14:42,985 --> 00:14:48,335 ♪ And I just Can'’t get enough ♪ 362 00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:50,406 Oh, Evan. This streamer just ripped. 363 00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:51,752 Will you hold the ladder? 364 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,720 You don'’t need me to hold the ladder, Harry. 365 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,204 I have to make more punch. 366 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,551 Okay. 367 00:14:57,551 --> 00:15:00,071 Ashley, your mom did such a good job with those sugar cookies. 368 00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:01,417 I love them. 369 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:04,144 - God, he looks so good tonight. - Hey. 370 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:07,009 But I don'’t care how hard he tries. 371 00:15:07,009 --> 00:15:08,873 Nothing is gonna happen between us. 372 00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:12,221 Is it possible... [sucks teeth] 373 00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:14,672 ...he'’s maybe not trying to make something happen? 374 00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:18,227 You know, like, you'’re very handsome and-- [stammers] You'’re so handsome. 375 00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:20,712 But maybe you'’re just reading into it. 376 00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:24,924 No, it feels unmistakable. 377 00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:29,342 Sorry. Um, Evan, 378 00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:31,689 could I speak to you outside for a second? 379 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:33,553 Sure. 380 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:39,939 - [student 1] Sorry. - [student 2] Evening, sir. 381 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:44,288 [exhales sharply] 382 00:15:46,152 --> 00:15:47,843 - [Harry] Um... - [sighs] 383 00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:52,054 Did I do something to offend you? 384 00:15:52,813 --> 00:15:54,954 No. Of course not. 385 00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,922 Uh-huh. Because you... [stammers] 386 00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:03,548 ...you'’ve been acting very weird with me all week. 387 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,862 I'’m-- I'm-- 388 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:09,106 Harry, I'’m being weird because if something happened between us, 389 00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:10,935 it would be very catastrophic for my life. 390 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:13,420 Okay? I think you know this already. I'’m not allowed to date teachers 391 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,733 because of a very specific situation in my life. 392 00:16:15,733 --> 00:16:20,393 So if something happens between you and I, you know, i-it'’s not gonna be good. 393 00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:22,878 You wanna fuck me. I wanna fuck you. I get it. 394 00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:26,261 This is clear as day, but it'’s gonna go beyond that, okay? 395 00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:27,883 We'’re gonna wanna start dating each other. 396 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,989 We'’re probably potentially gonna wanna get married. 397 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,060 Then, what happens? One of us is gonna quit? 398 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:34,786 I can'’t just report this marriage to the board. 399 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,443 One of us is gonna have to quit the job. 400 00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:39,032 And so that'’s-- that'’s where I draw the line. 401 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,585 And I don'’t care how bad you want it. 402 00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,484 I don'’t care how bad I want it. 403 00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:46,557 It'’s not happening, okay? I'’m not throwing away my life for-- for you. 404 00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:49,836 For-- For whatever this thing is that you'’re imagining that we have together. 405 00:16:49,836 --> 00:16:52,287 Evan, take a breath. 406 00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:56,981 - [breathes sharply] - Um, first of all, I-I have a boyfriend. 407 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,434 - I'’m-- It's-- It'’s not even-- - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 408 00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:03,539 No, no, no. It'’s okay. I do this. 409 00:17:03,539 --> 00:17:05,265 - This is something I do, actually. - No, it'’s-- 410 00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:07,198 I think people are into me when they'’re not into me. 411 00:17:07,198 --> 00:17:10,512 And I think I'’m, like-- I have this, like, inflated sense of my own attractiveness. 412 00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:12,410 And I think I'’m, like, this hunky guy. 413 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,103 And then I get really attracted to really good-looking guys. 414 00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,484 And then I find out they were never thinking of me like that. 415 00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:19,383 - I have a funny-looking face. - Evan. Evan. 416 00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:21,109 If you would let me talk for a second-- 417 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:22,627 Is this Kayla Syndrome? 418 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,353 No, it'’s-- I'm sorry. That'’s so stupid. 419 00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:25,975 I-- There-- Yes. 420 00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:28,012 We can just be coworkers. I really appreciate it. I'’m sorry. 421 00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:30,463 - Evan. - I'’m serious. You don'’t need to save me. 422 00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:32,051 I'’m fine. Thank you. 423 00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,644 [feedback] 424 00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:42,785 Hello. Hello. Hey, hello, everyone. Gather around, gather around. 425 00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:45,719 Oh, God. I just had the weirdest interaction with Harry. [sighs] 426 00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:47,721 He'’s not into me. You were so right. 427 00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:50,207 - I was just making the whole thing up. - That'’s great. 428 00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:52,312 Before we announce our homecoming court winners, 429 00:17:52,312 --> 00:17:55,729 we will have a brief presentation of our new school mascot 430 00:17:55,729 --> 00:17:58,387 designed by the R.C.K. Group. 431 00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:00,907 - All right. - [chuckles] 432 00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:03,047 - Where da weed at? - [chuckles] 433 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:05,049 Nah, I'’m just messing around. You guys are good kids. 434 00:18:05,049 --> 00:18:09,881 I'’m now excited and thrilled to present your new school mascot, 435 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:14,990 - Michael the Horse! - Oh, Michael. Not even alliteration. 436 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:17,096 - Come on! - [attendees murmuring] 437 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,132 - Let'’s go! - [attendees groaning] 438 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,445 - [attendees] Boo! - [attendee 1] Get the hell off the stage! 439 00:18:21,445 --> 00:18:23,032 Thank you. Thank you, R.C.K. Group. 440 00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:26,795 I guess we'’ll just remain "The Dragons" for the time being. 441 00:18:26,795 --> 00:18:30,902 So now for your homecoming court queen, Kayla Stephenson. 442 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,525 - [attendees cheering] - Kayla Stephenson. 443 00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:33,595 [attendee 2] Yeah, Kayla! 444 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,633 [cheering continues] 445 00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,359 - Are you crying? - She did it. 446 00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:44,571 Thank you. This means the world to me. 447 00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:49,680 But there'’s someone here tonight who could use this tiara a whole lot more than me. 448 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,785 Chelsea. 449 00:18:51,785 --> 00:18:54,719 I don'’t care what Thomas said about you last night. 450 00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:55,927 You'’re the coolest. 451 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,377 This is for you. 452 00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:58,999 [attendees] Aw! 453 00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:00,622 What the hell was that? 454 00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:03,280 I had a little chat with Kayla. Gave her some sage wisdom. 455 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,040 - What'’d you tell her? - The truth. 456 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,594 The best way to gain power is to artificially give it away. 457 00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:09,148 - Thank you. - All right. 458 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,287 Congratulations. Both of you. 459 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:12,910 - So you solved it? - Yep. 460 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,740 At least until Lauren gets her Invisalign out. I mean... 461 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,121 Who is Lauren? 462 00:19:17,121 --> 00:19:18,571 Come on, dude. 463 00:19:18,571 --> 00:19:19,917 - You don'’t know who Lauren is? - Wow. 464 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,746 You guys are obsessed with the students 465 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,162 in a way that is weird to me. 466 00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:30,238 ♪ Close your eyes Give me your hand, darling...♪ 467 00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:33,620 What'’s up? 468 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,174 Um. 469 00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:38,107 You kind of just left 470 00:19:38,107 --> 00:19:40,489 before we had a chance to finish our conversation. 471 00:19:41,732 --> 00:19:42,940 I did? 472 00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:44,873 Yeah. 473 00:19:46,702 --> 00:19:48,808 [chuckles] Yeah. I guess I felt like I was, like... 474 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,672 [clears throat] 475 00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:54,607 The longer I stayed out there, the more I was gonna say insane shit. 476 00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,022 [both chuckle] 477 00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:58,404 It'’s probably the right instinct. 478 00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:01,476 Yeah. 479 00:20:01,476 --> 00:20:03,823 I don'’t know what's wrong with me sometimes. 480 00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:06,550 Honestly, I kinda liked seeing you like that. 481 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:08,690 It was cute. 482 00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:11,762 Really? 483 00:20:12,659 --> 00:20:13,695 Really. 484 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:20,840 [chuckles] 485 00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:23,532 But you have a boyfriend. 486 00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:25,741 It'’s not the '50s, man. 487 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:28,192 We'’re open. 488 00:20:28,192 --> 00:20:32,507 - Oh, you'’re open. Of course. - Yeah. [chuckles] 489 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:34,647 - Yeah. - That makes sense. 490 00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:37,719 ♪ Or is this burning ♪ 491 00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:42,102 ♪ An eternal flame? ♪ 492 00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:43,656 ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 493 00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:45,278 - Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. - [clamoring] 494 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,866 - What the hell, man? - This was a mistake. 495 00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:48,350 - What wrong with you? - This was a mistake. 496 00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:52,837 I got caught up in the moment, and that doesn'’t matter though, 497 00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:56,462 - because that moment did not even happen. - [clamoring continues] 498 00:20:57,117 --> 00:20:59,741 Okay. Okay. 499 00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:02,157 So you'’re like crazy, crazy. 500 00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:04,021 Got it. 501 00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:05,264 I'’m gonna leave. 502 00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:09,233 Good. That'’s what I want you to do. 503 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:16,205 ♪ I can dream about you If I can'’t hold you tonight ♪ 504 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:24,766 ♪ I can dream about you You know how to hold me Just right ♪ 505 00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:33,464 ♪ I can dream about you You know how to hold me Just right ♪ 506 00:21:33,464 --> 00:21:38,331 ♪ Oh, I can dream about you ♪ 507 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:42,301 ♪ If I can'’t Hold you tonight ♪ 508 00:21:43,405 --> 00:21:46,788 ♪ I can dream about you ♪ 509 00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:51,551 ♪ Oh, I can dream I can dream ♪ 510 00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:55,037 - ♪ I can dream about you ♪ - ♪ Dream about you ♪ 511 00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:58,420 ♪ Oh, I can dream about you ♪