1 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:05,406 Empty the register into the bag! 2 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,406 Now! 3 00:00:07,686 --> 00:00:08,686 Ed! 4 00:00:08,686 --> 00:00:10,566 You're a dead man, Ed Kennedy. 5 00:00:10,566 --> 00:00:12,846 WOMAN: Maybe someone's decided you're a hero. 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,246 Are you here to save us? 7 00:00:14,246 --> 00:00:15,246 (GLASS SMASHES) 8 00:00:15,246 --> 00:00:17,566 (ALARM RINGS) 9 00:00:17,566 --> 00:00:18,886 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 10 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,726 Terence: How do you feel about speaking at Milla's funeral? 11 00:00:21,726 --> 00:00:24,166 ED: I haven't got a great track record with eulogies. 12 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:25,726 I have a kid! 13 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:29,806 You can't just waltz back in now that you've found your conscience. 14 00:00:29,806 --> 00:00:31,046 Bad dad! Bad dad! 15 00:00:31,046 --> 00:00:32,646 Agh! 16 00:00:32,646 --> 00:00:36,886 Do you think it's allowed? To help your friends? To put THEM on a card? 17 00:00:36,886 --> 00:00:38,086 Do it, Ritchie. 18 00:00:38,086 --> 00:00:39,086 Audrey! 19 00:00:40,086 --> 00:00:42,606 It's not all on you, Ritch. It was an accident. 20 00:00:42,606 --> 00:00:43,686 (SCREAMS) 21 00:00:43,686 --> 00:00:45,126 (YELLS) You told me to do it! 22 00:00:45,126 --> 00:00:47,046 I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I got the blame for all of it 23 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:48,366 and you got nothing! 24 00:00:48,366 --> 00:00:50,606 I'm arresting you for the assault of Don King. 25 00:00:50,606 --> 00:00:52,206 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 26 00:00:52,206 --> 00:00:53,686 (YELLS) Stop! 27 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:56,686 (SILENCE) 28 00:00:59,966 --> 00:01:03,006 (SPARSE DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 29 00:01:07,326 --> 00:01:12,406 (WIND HOWLS) 30 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,286 MELINDA: My balloon! 31 00:01:21,086 --> 00:01:23,846 MARV: It's OK, baby girl. 32 00:01:23,846 --> 00:01:26,286 (HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLING) 33 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:27,686 (INHALES DEEPLY) 34 00:01:27,686 --> 00:01:29,846 (HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLING) 35 00:01:29,846 --> 00:01:31,806 It's OK. 36 00:01:31,806 --> 00:01:33,366 You'll get that balloon. 37 00:01:34,366 --> 00:01:35,366 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 38 00:01:35,366 --> 00:01:38,726 (CACOPHONY) 39 00:01:39,926 --> 00:01:41,486 (LAUGHS) 40 00:01:41,486 --> 00:01:43,806 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 41 00:01:43,806 --> 00:01:46,086 Oi, boy. Come here. Come here. 42 00:01:46,086 --> 00:01:49,366 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 43 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:54,926 MAN: Despite what this looks like, this is not part of the Sledge. 44 00:01:54,926 --> 00:01:56,486 This is on you too, Auds. 45 00:01:56,486 --> 00:01:59,366 Come on, darling, we don't need to listen to this shit anymore. 46 00:01:59,366 --> 00:02:01,126 Should be you under arrest, Ritchie. 47 00:02:01,126 --> 00:02:02,646 Mum, stop. You're crazy. 48 00:02:02,646 --> 00:02:04,126 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 49 00:02:04,126 --> 00:02:07,686 And put the money in the charity boxes or you will burn in hell. 50 00:02:08,686 --> 00:02:11,006 (GROANS) 51 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:13,806 Oh! 52 00:02:14,966 --> 00:02:15,966 OK. 53 00:02:16,966 --> 00:02:18,806 Where's Melinda? 54 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,006 Oh, shit! 55 00:02:21,006 --> 00:02:22,006 Ooh. 56 00:02:23,366 --> 00:02:24,366 Audrey! 57 00:02:25,366 --> 00:02:27,206 Wait. Audrey?! Ritchie?! 58 00:02:28,446 --> 00:02:30,846 A little help here! 59 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:33,846 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 60 00:03:06,726 --> 00:03:09,126 RITCHIE: Please don't lock up Marv. 61 00:03:09,126 --> 00:03:12,606 Despite appearances and his unnatural love for his car, 62 00:03:12,606 --> 00:03:14,606 he's a REALLY great man. 63 00:03:14,606 --> 00:03:16,366 And he's my friend. 64 00:03:16,366 --> 00:03:20,646 Can I please make, um... a statement for his good character? 65 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:28,086 Well, that usually happens later in the process, if it goes to court. 66 00:03:29,406 --> 00:03:31,646 But I can take your name and your... 67 00:03:33,806 --> 00:03:35,966 (PEN SCRATCHES) 68 00:03:37,046 --> 00:03:40,126 Yeah. Here. Here. Frank's here. 69 00:03:41,126 --> 00:03:43,446 I'm Marvin's lawyer. 70 00:03:43,446 --> 00:03:45,766 Alright, everyone, in the room. 71 00:03:46,766 --> 00:03:50,326 Well, I'm not the one who needs an apology, Tanya. 72 00:03:50,326 --> 00:03:53,646 And I don't know what is going on with your daughter, 73 00:03:53,646 --> 00:03:55,126 but it was scary. 74 00:03:56,126 --> 00:03:57,126 Mm-hm. 75 00:03:57,126 --> 00:04:01,086 Well, you CAN see it, actually. I took video of the thing. 76 00:04:01,086 --> 00:04:02,846 Mum. Yeah. 77 00:04:02,846 --> 00:04:03,966 OK. 78 00:04:03,966 --> 00:04:05,486 Please, don't send it. 79 00:04:05,486 --> 00:04:07,846 OK, I'll send it to you. Mum, don't send it. 80 00:04:10,246 --> 00:04:11,246 (MESSAGE WHOOSHES) 81 00:04:12,606 --> 00:04:16,566 (SIGHS) Blaming YOU for what happened 82 00:04:16,566 --> 00:04:19,446 when you were the only one who stood by her 83 00:04:19,446 --> 00:04:22,206 after she stabbed that kid. 84 00:04:22,206 --> 00:04:24,366 She's just lost her one and only friend. 85 00:04:24,366 --> 00:04:26,046 Well, she has Ed and Marv, Mum. 86 00:04:26,046 --> 00:04:27,126 Marv? 87 00:04:27,126 --> 00:04:28,886 Christ, what WAS that? 88 00:04:28,886 --> 00:04:30,246 I still don't get it. 89 00:04:30,246 --> 00:04:32,366 Why would he assault your father? 90 00:04:32,366 --> 00:04:35,366 Seriously, what is wrong with your friends?! 91 00:04:35,366 --> 00:04:36,366 Please, stop. 92 00:04:36,366 --> 00:04:39,406 Look, the sooner you get to uni the better 93 00:04:39,406 --> 00:04:40,486 because so much... 94 00:04:40,486 --> 00:04:42,886 Oh! Just stop! Stop! 95 00:04:43,886 --> 00:04:46,206 I'm on your side, Audrey. Well, stop! 96 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:48,126 Stop being on my side! 97 00:04:54,566 --> 00:04:57,046 (CRIES) 98 00:05:00,126 --> 00:05:02,486 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 99 00:05:04,086 --> 00:05:07,526 That was some serious sledging out on the field today. 100 00:05:07,526 --> 00:05:10,286 You, uh... kind of attacked the wrong side. 101 00:05:10,286 --> 00:05:11,526 Right side. 102 00:05:11,526 --> 00:05:13,406 Mm. It was Audrey. 103 00:05:13,406 --> 00:05:15,006 Needed to be said. 104 00:05:15,006 --> 00:05:18,366 This thing with Amy, I know it happened a long time ago, though. 105 00:05:18,366 --> 00:05:20,126 You and Audrey are like best friends. 106 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,526 Well, maybe we won't be friends anymore. 107 00:05:24,526 --> 00:05:26,046 Yeah, let me fix this for you, Ritchie. 108 00:05:29,526 --> 00:05:31,006 What are you doing? 109 00:05:31,006 --> 00:05:32,246 Calling her. 110 00:05:33,726 --> 00:05:36,086 (PHONE LINE RINGS) 111 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,566 I'm on a card. 112 00:05:37,566 --> 00:05:38,846 Aren't I? 113 00:05:39,846 --> 00:05:41,806 What if that's not what I want, Ed? 114 00:05:41,806 --> 00:05:44,246 You and Audrey have been friends since birth. 115 00:05:44,246 --> 00:05:46,126 Stop the car. Oh, Ritchie, come on. 116 00:05:46,126 --> 00:05:47,526 You and Audrey belong together. 117 00:05:47,526 --> 00:05:49,646 You're talking about you, Ed, not me. 118 00:05:49,646 --> 00:05:53,246 Why doesn't anyone ever talk to me about what I want?! 119 00:05:53,246 --> 00:05:56,086 (YELLS) Stop the car, Ed! 120 00:06:04,206 --> 00:06:05,206 (DOOR SLAMS) 121 00:06:09,446 --> 00:06:11,006 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 122 00:06:15,246 --> 00:06:19,126 She's not talking to me, but maybe she'll talk to you. 123 00:06:22,566 --> 00:06:24,566 (KNOCKS) 124 00:06:24,566 --> 00:06:25,766 Audrey? 125 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:28,566 Ed's here. 126 00:06:30,726 --> 00:06:33,086 Open up now, sweetheart. 127 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,926 Audrey? 128 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,766 Oh, shit! 129 00:06:45,846 --> 00:06:47,406 No. 130 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:51,126 How could she leave without saying goodbye? We... We have a rule. 131 00:06:52,806 --> 00:06:54,646 Maybe she's at Simon's? 132 00:06:55,646 --> 00:06:58,886 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 133 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,286 Sorry, I haven't seen her. 134 00:07:02,566 --> 00:07:05,326 Tell me about this Sledge match again. 135 00:07:05,326 --> 00:07:06,846 I mean, what even is that? 136 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:08,526 It's football and sledging. 137 00:07:09,526 --> 00:07:13,126 You yell insults at your opponent and make them cry. It's for charity. 138 00:07:13,126 --> 00:07:15,046 And Ritchie sledged Audrey? 139 00:07:15,046 --> 00:07:17,006 Yeah, but she wasn't supposed to 140 00:07:17,006 --> 00:07:18,486 because they're on the same team. 141 00:07:19,766 --> 00:07:21,246 The police arrested her. 142 00:07:22,246 --> 00:07:23,966 No. Keep... Keep up, Simon. 143 00:07:23,966 --> 00:07:28,246 They arrested Marv because of the whole Don King thing. 144 00:07:29,726 --> 00:07:32,206 You do know he's Audrey's dad, yeah? 145 00:07:35,406 --> 00:07:36,886 Do you guys ever talk? 146 00:07:36,886 --> 00:07:38,366 About, like, anything? 147 00:07:38,366 --> 00:07:39,486 Not really. 148 00:07:39,486 --> 00:07:41,646 But you are her boyfriend. 149 00:07:41,646 --> 00:07:43,406 Well, she sleeps with me. 150 00:07:43,406 --> 00:07:45,526 We both know she loves YOU. 151 00:07:52,486 --> 00:07:55,326 Sorry, Simon, could you say that last bit again? 152 00:08:01,046 --> 00:08:03,286 Who knew? (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 153 00:08:04,286 --> 00:08:07,646 Yeah, no, quite right, Milla. Stop faffing about. 154 00:08:07,646 --> 00:08:09,446 It's the heart card. 155 00:08:11,606 --> 00:08:12,606 (DOG PANTS) 156 00:08:12,606 --> 00:08:14,886 I've just gotta lay it on the line, right, Dad? 157 00:08:14,886 --> 00:08:16,566 (INHALES SHARPLY) 158 00:08:16,566 --> 00:08:18,766 Yeah, OK, I'll call her. 159 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,286 Yeah, that's old school. 160 00:08:20,286 --> 00:08:22,966 And if she doesn't answer, then I'll... just hang up. 161 00:08:22,966 --> 00:08:25,526 (DOG PANTS) 162 00:08:25,526 --> 00:08:26,526 Ooh! 163 00:08:26,526 --> 00:08:27,926 (PHONE LINE RINGS) 164 00:08:27,926 --> 00:08:28,926 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 165 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:32,326 (PHONE LINE RINGS) (DOG PANTS) 166 00:08:32,326 --> 00:08:34,166 VOICEMAIL: You've called Audrey. Leave a message. 167 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:35,166 (BEEP!) 168 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,806 Oh, it's... Oh. Hey, Auds. Um... 169 00:08:36,806 --> 00:08:40,486 I just saw Simon. Yeah. Uh... He says hi. (CHUCKLES) 170 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:43,006 Um... I had an interesting chat with him. 171 00:08:43,006 --> 00:08:44,446 Yeah. (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 172 00:08:44,446 --> 00:08:45,846 He's a, um... 173 00:08:45,846 --> 00:08:47,286 He's a good guy. 174 00:08:47,286 --> 00:08:49,806 He's, uh... He's very... very buff. 175 00:08:49,806 --> 00:08:52,006 Yeah, I can see why you wanna have sex with him. 176 00:08:52,006 --> 00:08:54,646 Sorry, not that I want to have sex with Simon, I don't... 177 00:08:54,646 --> 00:08:56,806 I would like to have a chat with you. 178 00:08:56,806 --> 00:08:58,766 So, um... just... if... 179 00:08:58,766 --> 00:09:00,646 Call me. 180 00:09:00,646 --> 00:09:02,046 Bye. 181 00:09:02,046 --> 00:09:03,566 Ohh! 182 00:09:03,566 --> 00:09:06,006 (DOG PANTS) Agh. Argh. 183 00:09:06,006 --> 00:09:07,246 (PHONE BUZZES) 184 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:08,246 Ahh! 185 00:09:08,246 --> 00:09:09,246 (PHONE BUZZES) 186 00:09:09,246 --> 00:09:10,926 Audrey, please, don't listen to that voicemail. 187 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,686 Wait, wait, wait! Tell them I didn't take the pillow. 188 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:13,766 What? 189 00:09:13,766 --> 00:09:17,086 Don King's trying to press charges on me for theft on top of assault! 190 00:09:17,086 --> 00:09:19,846 For stealing a frigging pillow, bro! Tell Hal I didn't do it! 191 00:09:19,846 --> 00:09:21,446 Tell him now! Now. Here, here. 192 00:09:21,446 --> 00:09:24,726 He didn't take the pillow, OK? I should know. I was there. 193 00:09:24,726 --> 00:09:28,286 Hal, this assault was really more like a pillow fight 194 00:09:28,286 --> 00:09:29,766 than a fight-fight, OK? 195 00:09:29,766 --> 00:09:30,766 It was. 196 00:09:30,766 --> 00:09:32,886 You should really check the CCTV footage of the store, OK, 197 00:09:32,886 --> 00:09:35,206 then you'll see that Marv, he didn't mean to hit him, 198 00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:39,286 he was just trying to defend the honour of our friend Audrey. 199 00:09:39,286 --> 00:09:42,606 Would you be willing to make a statement to that effect? 200 00:09:42,606 --> 00:09:44,086 Definitely. I will come back now. 201 00:09:44,086 --> 00:09:46,046 Tomorrow. 8:00AM. 202 00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:48,046 And bring Audrey. She's a witness too. 203 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,726 And... And... 204 00:09:49,726 --> 00:09:51,406 ...bring the other one. 205 00:09:51,406 --> 00:09:53,166 (TRAIN CHUGS) 206 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:56,046 (RAILS SCREECH) 207 00:10:00,006 --> 00:10:02,446 Why is this card so hard?! 208 00:10:04,526 --> 00:10:06,126 No, I can do this. 209 00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:07,886 I can do this. 210 00:10:15,086 --> 00:10:16,086 (MESSAGE WHOOSHES) 211 00:10:17,086 --> 00:10:18,246 (PHONE BUZZES) 212 00:10:26,486 --> 00:10:27,526 (PHONE BUZZES) 213 00:10:28,526 --> 00:10:30,526 AUDREY: (SIGHS) Go away. 214 00:10:39,126 --> 00:10:40,126 (MESSAGE WHOOSHES) 215 00:10:43,486 --> 00:10:44,606 (PHONE BUZZES) 216 00:10:44,606 --> 00:10:47,006 Head to the city for the weekend? 217 00:10:47,006 --> 00:10:49,206 Uh... Leaving, actually. 218 00:10:49,206 --> 00:10:51,086 Not coming back. 219 00:10:51,086 --> 00:10:52,086 (PHONE BUZZES) 220 00:10:55,126 --> 00:10:56,126 (PHONE BUZZES) 221 00:10:57,126 --> 00:10:58,366 Hey, um... 222 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,046 ...everything alright? 223 00:11:01,446 --> 00:11:02,886 Yeah. 224 00:11:03,886 --> 00:11:05,286 I'm all good. 225 00:11:05,286 --> 00:11:06,366 Really. 226 00:11:10,206 --> 00:11:11,686 (SIGHS) 227 00:11:13,246 --> 00:11:16,166 (ON VIDEO) You told me to do it! I'm sorry! 228 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,686 I got all the blame and you got nothing! 229 00:11:18,686 --> 00:11:22,566 That voice inside my head - it was you, it wasn't me! 230 00:11:22,566 --> 00:11:25,206 You told me to cut it. You told me to cut her hair! 231 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,166 She turned around at the wrong time! 232 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,406 (SCREAMS) 233 00:11:28,406 --> 00:11:30,166 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (INDISTINCT YELLING) 234 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:31,646 What are you doing? 235 00:11:33,846 --> 00:11:38,006 This is what happens when you don't take your meds. 236 00:11:38,006 --> 00:11:39,926 Can't you see that now? 237 00:11:39,926 --> 00:11:41,446 See what? 238 00:11:41,446 --> 00:11:43,046 God, Ritchie. 239 00:11:43,046 --> 00:11:45,286 You're having a psychotic episode. 240 00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:47,486 No. No, no, I'm not. 241 00:11:48,486 --> 00:11:50,486 That's private. Hey. No. 242 00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:52,606 Why are you looking up Amy Parker?! 243 00:11:52,606 --> 00:11:54,686 You're not meant to be anywhere near her. 244 00:11:54,686 --> 00:11:56,166 Are you stalking her? 245 00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:58,206 I just talked to her. 246 00:11:58,206 --> 00:12:00,206 Oh, but then I stabbed her. 247 00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:01,686 That is not funny. 248 00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:03,246 No. It isn't. 249 00:12:03,246 --> 00:12:06,646 Because you think I'd actually do that. Wh... 250 00:12:06,646 --> 00:12:11,526 Why is it that you never ask me whether I'm OK? 251 00:12:11,526 --> 00:12:15,006 Or... Or maybe even, "Why? Why, Ritchie? Why did you go see her? 252 00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:17,566 "Why did you go see Amy?" OK, I'm calling Dr Nadel. 253 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,726 (YELLS) Dad! Mum! 254 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,886 (INHALES DEEPLY) 255 00:12:25,886 --> 00:12:28,446 I needed to know 256 00:12:28,446 --> 00:12:31,926 what really happened that day at school. 257 00:12:31,926 --> 00:12:33,366 I... 258 00:12:33,366 --> 00:12:35,806 It changed my whole life. 259 00:12:36,926 --> 00:12:39,166 (SNIFFS) So, uh... Amy... 260 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,806 ...she's fine by the way. 261 00:12:41,806 --> 00:12:44,326 Thought it was all blown out of proportion. 262 00:12:44,326 --> 00:12:48,686 And just so you know, Audrey - she told me to do it. 263 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:50,166 It was a dare. 264 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:54,246 "Cut her plait," she said. "It'll be funny." 265 00:12:55,806 --> 00:12:57,566 And Audrey never s... 266 00:12:57,566 --> 00:12:58,766 She ne... 267 00:12:58,766 --> 00:13:00,766 She never owned up. 268 00:13:01,766 --> 00:13:03,526 She didn't... 269 00:13:03,526 --> 00:13:06,606 She didn't have to pay... 270 00:13:06,606 --> 00:13:08,086 ...like I did. 271 00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:09,566 (PHONE BUZZES) 272 00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:14,046 (PHONE LINE RINGS) 273 00:13:14,046 --> 00:13:16,966 Oh, come on, Ritchie, pick up. 274 00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:18,486 I know you're in there. 275 00:13:25,966 --> 00:13:29,286 OK, tell me what YOU want, Ritchie. 276 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,366 All I've ever wanted is to be treated like everyone else. 277 00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:33,406 Is that... Is that too much to ask? 278 00:13:33,406 --> 00:13:35,686 Yeah, but you're not like everyone else, Ritchie. 279 00:13:35,686 --> 00:13:37,246 I'm not crazy. 280 00:13:37,246 --> 00:13:38,726 No, but you're wired differently. 281 00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,366 And right now you're having a manic episode 282 00:13:40,366 --> 00:13:41,926 because you went off your drugs 283 00:13:41,926 --> 00:13:44,726 because you refuse to accept that you're bipolar. 284 00:13:44,726 --> 00:13:47,366 You refuse to accept that maybe I'm not. 285 00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:51,126 It's you who told everyone that's what I was - Dr Nadel, the school... 286 00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:53,806 No. No. No. ...because that was your mum. 287 00:13:53,806 --> 00:13:56,366 I'm not her, Dad. 288 00:13:56,366 --> 00:14:00,806 I know you hated that she never took her meds or got help, 289 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:03,886 but maybe there's a reason she didn't want to take this shit. 290 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,926 Yes, because she didn't think she needed to, just like you! 291 00:14:06,926 --> 00:14:11,126 And... And then she died, and I don't want to lose you too, Ritchie. 292 00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:12,366 Dad! And I'm scared. 293 00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:14,086 She fell in the bathtub. 294 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,326 There was other things... 295 00:14:15,326 --> 00:14:18,646 Whether she was taking her meds or not, it still would have happened. 296 00:14:18,646 --> 00:14:20,926 Ritchie, stop it! Vin, you too! 297 00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:22,486 Just... I'm sorry, Dad. I really am. 298 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,046 She left a note! 299 00:14:26,646 --> 00:14:27,806 What? 300 00:14:32,726 --> 00:14:36,206 She left a note behind. 301 00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:39,526 For me. 302 00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:56,806 (DOOR SHUTS) 303 00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:14,286 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 304 00:15:34,526 --> 00:15:38,806 (BREATHES RAGGEDLY) 305 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:43,246 (GOD MUST HATE ME BY CATIE TURNER PLAYS) 306 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:46,486 (STEADIES BREATH) 307 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:50,166 SONG: # Do you ever see someone and think 308 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,246 ♪ "Wow, God must hate me"? 309 00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:56,446 ♪ 'Cause he spent so much time on them 310 00:15:56,446 --> 00:16:00,126 ♪ And for me he got lazy 311 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,806 ♪ Got ample mental illness Personality flaws 312 00:16:03,806 --> 00:16:07,246 ♪ While their only flaws seems to be that they have none at all 313 00:16:07,246 --> 00:16:09,166 ♪ Do you ever see someone and think 314 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,806 ♪ "Wow, God must hate me"? 315 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:17,166 ♪ I'll let him take accountability 316 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:20,166 ♪ For everything that's wrong with me 317 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:23,326 ♪ Can't hold myself responsible 318 00:16:23,326 --> 00:16:26,646 ♪ So, I'll blame the metaphysical 319 00:16:26,646 --> 00:16:29,406 ♪ If Jesus died for all our sins 320 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,926 ♪ He left one behind The body I'm in 321 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:35,086 ♪ Same hands that made the moon and the stars 322 00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:38,606 ♪ Got carpal tunnel and forgot some parts 323 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,286 ♪ I don't know what I believe 324 00:16:41,526 --> 00:16:46,446 ♪ But it's easier to think he made a mistake with me 325 00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:56,366 ♪ Do you ever see someone and think, "Wow, God must hate me"? 326 00:16:57,366 --> 00:16:59,806 ♪ 'Cause he spent so much time on them 327 00:16:59,806 --> 00:17:02,846 ♪ And for me he got lazy. ♪ 328 00:17:03,846 --> 00:17:05,406 (INHALES DEEPLY) 329 00:17:11,526 --> 00:17:12,646 (CLEARS THROAT) 330 00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:22,646 (PANTS) 331 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,206 I didn't know that you could do that. 332 00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,766 You can't be here, Ed. 333 00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:32,886 My parents will kill you. 334 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,766 Then they'll lock me up in a psych ward for the rest of my life. 335 00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:42,286 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to listen in. 336 00:17:54,766 --> 00:17:57,966 (QUIETLY) Why didn't you say something, about going off the drugs? 337 00:17:57,966 --> 00:18:00,046 I thought you seemed different. 338 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,606 Then why didn't you say something? 339 00:18:01,606 --> 00:18:04,526 I'm sorry. I'm just so shit at this stuff. 340 00:18:04,526 --> 00:18:06,606 You don't say. (SIGHS) 341 00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:08,086 It's over now. 342 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,566 Experiment finished. 343 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:12,286 I just... wanted to know... 344 00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:13,926 ...who I was without them... 345 00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:17,606 ...how I felt as me. 346 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,246 And how did it feel? 347 00:18:21,246 --> 00:18:23,006 Intense. 348 00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:26,806 It all felt so much more. 349 00:18:28,726 --> 00:18:30,646 I don't know if... 350 00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:34,046 ...any of it's normal 351 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,446 or if I'm gonna end up like my nan. 352 00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:45,726 Whoa. 353 00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:52,126 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 354 00:18:58,966 --> 00:19:02,486 Serial killer. String. Suspects. 355 00:19:04,886 --> 00:19:06,566 (CHUCKLES) 356 00:19:06,566 --> 00:19:09,406 "Who's behind the cards?" 357 00:19:15,926 --> 00:19:18,166 I didn't even make it as a suspect. 358 00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:19,606 You? 359 00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:20,806 Yeah, nah. 360 00:19:27,646 --> 00:19:29,246 Show me. 361 00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:34,086 Show me the world according to Ritchie. 362 00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:35,566 All of it. 363 00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:38,486 What it looks like, what it feels like. 364 00:19:38,486 --> 00:19:42,406 Just let me be you for a night. 365 00:19:42,406 --> 00:19:46,606 And then maybe I can tell you if it's normal. 366 00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:54,246 If that's what YOU want. 367 00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:11,446 Go Fish. 368 00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:15,526 Oh. More fun with three. 369 00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:18,286 (SIGHS) Alright, then. 370 00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:19,646 Go on. 371 00:20:19,646 --> 00:20:21,166 We'll use this. 372 00:20:28,086 --> 00:20:29,566 Do you mind if I... 373 00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:31,286 Oh. ...deal? 374 00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:43,686 Want to see a trick? 375 00:20:47,886 --> 00:20:49,086 (LAUGHS) Oh! 376 00:20:49,086 --> 00:20:52,286 Just a trick my friend Ritchie taught me 377 00:20:52,286 --> 00:20:54,326 at card night. 378 00:20:54,326 --> 00:20:56,246 So, where are you two off to? 379 00:20:56,246 --> 00:20:58,926 We're just heading to the city for New Year's for the fireworks 380 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,686 and then we'll be back. 381 00:21:00,686 --> 00:21:03,206 Oh, well, then you'll miss Moledale's fireworks. 382 00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:05,806 Five drunk guys shooting flare guns down the main street. 383 00:21:08,446 --> 00:21:10,366 Yay, Moledale. 384 00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:12,366 So, you've got a problem with Moledale? 385 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,806 Yeah. 386 00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,846 Drunks on New Year's Eve? 387 00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:19,246 That, and it's boring. 388 00:21:19,246 --> 00:21:20,606 ED: Whoo! (RITCHIE LAUGHS) 389 00:21:20,606 --> 00:21:22,086 There's nowhere to go. 390 00:21:22,086 --> 00:21:23,406 (RITCHIE LAUGHS) 391 00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:26,286 Nothing to do except be miserable. 392 00:21:27,446 --> 00:21:29,766 Your life slowly leaking away. 393 00:21:30,766 --> 00:21:32,566 OK. (CLEARS THROAT) 394 00:21:32,566 --> 00:21:35,006 (INSECTS CHIRP) 395 00:21:43,726 --> 00:21:45,206 (ED LAUGHS) 396 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:55,606 Ohh! 397 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,366 (LAUGHS) 398 00:21:59,286 --> 00:22:00,766 (BOTH LAUGH) 399 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,726 Uh... Any aces? 400 00:22:04,726 --> 00:22:06,526 People aren't bad, though. 401 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,006 Some of them. 402 00:22:08,006 --> 00:22:11,086 Yeah, but, I mean, they're all stuck too. 403 00:22:11,086 --> 00:22:12,606 Everyone's hiding something, 404 00:22:12,606 --> 00:22:14,486 pretending to be something they're not. 405 00:22:15,886 --> 00:22:17,046 ED: Yeah. 406 00:22:21,286 --> 00:22:22,286 (PHONE CAMERA CLICKS) 407 00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:25,526 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 408 00:22:27,326 --> 00:22:29,166 I mean, no-one talks about real stuff. 409 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,766 It's just... 410 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:34,126 ...cards, cars, darts, dumb movies. 411 00:22:34,126 --> 00:22:36,166 Nothing that really matters. 412 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,166 (PHONE CAMERA CLICKS) 413 00:22:39,326 --> 00:22:41,806 ED: Once you've seen that first face, you see them everywhere. 414 00:22:41,806 --> 00:22:43,006 (GIGGLES) 415 00:22:43,006 --> 00:22:45,526 I mean, you've had the same friends since forever, 416 00:22:45,526 --> 00:22:48,086 and they think they know everything about you. 417 00:22:48,086 --> 00:22:50,406 And they won't let you forget it, but... 418 00:22:51,566 --> 00:22:53,046 ...the truth is they don't. 419 00:22:54,806 --> 00:23:01,486 We all used to have such big dreams about who we'd be and where we'd go. 420 00:23:01,486 --> 00:23:02,966 (WHISPERS) And... 421 00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:03,966 (POPS LIPS) 422 00:23:05,766 --> 00:23:07,726 (LAUGHS) 423 00:23:07,726 --> 00:23:10,046 And... 424 00:23:10,046 --> 00:23:11,046 (BLOWS) 425 00:23:11,046 --> 00:23:12,406 (LAUGHS) 426 00:23:15,406 --> 00:23:19,486 How was your day? Missed me? 427 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:21,926 (GASPS) Wow! 428 00:23:21,926 --> 00:23:24,486 Did you make that just for me? 429 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,446 Let's put it up on the wall, shall we? 430 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,886 (CHUCKLES) (GIGGLES) 431 00:23:30,086 --> 00:23:32,126 And... 432 00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:34,006 ...cue music. 433 00:23:35,086 --> 00:23:38,526 (VIOLIN PLAYS GENTLY IN OTHER UNIT) 434 00:23:48,046 --> 00:23:49,726 And... 435 00:24:01,446 --> 00:24:03,366 Sounding good. Sounding good! 436 00:24:03,366 --> 00:24:04,726 You're getting better! 437 00:24:05,726 --> 00:24:07,766 How are you doing this? 438 00:24:07,766 --> 00:24:10,246 (GIGGLES) Seriously, how? 439 00:24:13,006 --> 00:24:15,846 And where did all those dreams go? 440 00:24:15,846 --> 00:24:18,446 Down the Moledale drain, that's where. 441 00:24:19,446 --> 00:24:21,126 Got any kings? 442 00:24:22,126 --> 00:24:25,406 Mm. Thank you very much. 443 00:24:28,766 --> 00:24:30,566 (CHUCKLES) Finally, I win. 444 00:24:32,286 --> 00:24:34,326 (BRAKES SQUEAL) 445 00:24:34,326 --> 00:24:35,886 (ELECTRICITY BUZZES) 446 00:24:35,886 --> 00:24:38,726 (ENGINE POWERS DOWN) 447 00:24:38,726 --> 00:24:39,806 See? 448 00:24:39,806 --> 00:24:42,326 ANNOUNCER: Attention, passengers. Even the train sucks! 449 00:24:42,326 --> 00:24:44,086 We're experiencing some technical difficulties, 450 00:24:44,086 --> 00:24:47,326 but we should be back on our way soon. 451 00:24:47,326 --> 00:24:49,926 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 452 00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,606 What's your verdict? 453 00:24:53,606 --> 00:24:54,966 Crazy? 454 00:24:54,966 --> 00:24:56,326 Or normal? 455 00:24:56,326 --> 00:24:57,886 Hm! 456 00:24:57,886 --> 00:25:00,966 Um... Well, you're not crazy, Ritchie. 457 00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:03,446 And you're not normal. 458 00:25:03,446 --> 00:25:04,486 (LAUGHS) 459 00:25:04,486 --> 00:25:06,006 But, like, who is? 460 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:09,126 You're different, but you're good different. 461 00:25:09,126 --> 00:25:12,646 (FIRE CRACKLES) 462 00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:16,566 I don't want to go back on the drugs. 463 00:25:17,926 --> 00:25:20,446 I feel like I was just getting the hang of life without them. 464 00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:25,246 But my parents will never let me try that again. 465 00:25:25,246 --> 00:25:26,486 (INHALES SHARPLY) 466 00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:29,366 Well, do they get to decide? 467 00:25:30,406 --> 00:25:32,446 You know, we're not kids anymore. (SCOFFS) 468 00:25:33,446 --> 00:25:34,926 What does your psych say? 469 00:25:34,926 --> 00:25:38,446 He's, like, 103... (CHUCKLES) 470 00:25:38,446 --> 00:25:40,446 ...and reports everything back to my parents, 471 00:25:40,446 --> 00:25:42,206 but, um... 472 00:25:42,206 --> 00:25:44,366 ...I get it now. 473 00:25:46,326 --> 00:25:50,446 (SIGHS) My parents don't want me to end up like Nan. 474 00:25:52,766 --> 00:25:54,726 I can't believe... 475 00:25:54,726 --> 00:25:57,126 I can't believe she killed herself. 476 00:26:03,486 --> 00:26:05,926 Do you ever think about it? 477 00:26:05,926 --> 00:26:07,886 Yeah. 478 00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:11,766 I think about it. 479 00:26:15,086 --> 00:26:16,966 Do you ever feel like that? 480 00:26:22,446 --> 00:26:25,006 But, hey, I am glad you're here. 481 00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:29,406 And you know you don't have to do it all alone. 482 00:26:30,726 --> 00:26:35,606 If you wanted to try again, you know, go off the drugs 483 00:26:35,606 --> 00:26:37,566 or change them, 484 00:26:37,566 --> 00:26:39,486 I can be there with you. 485 00:26:39,486 --> 00:26:42,006 We could do it together. 486 00:26:44,886 --> 00:26:46,446 You could move in with me if you like. 487 00:26:46,446 --> 00:26:47,606 (INHALES SHARPLY) 488 00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:52,006 Yeah. You could take Dad's old room. 489 00:26:53,766 --> 00:26:56,166 'Cause, to be honest, I get quite lonely without him. 490 00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:57,966 Oh, God! 491 00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:59,886 (LAUGHS) 492 00:27:09,406 --> 00:27:11,326 I have liquid leaking from my eyes. 493 00:27:11,326 --> 00:27:13,046 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) 494 00:27:14,846 --> 00:27:16,326 Uh... (LAUGHS) 495 00:27:17,326 --> 00:27:19,006 You'd seriously do that for me? 496 00:27:19,006 --> 00:27:20,126 Oh, yeah. 497 00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:25,646 Give me that heart card. 498 00:27:37,206 --> 00:27:39,646 He never acknowledged me. 499 00:27:41,206 --> 00:27:42,526 Not once. 500 00:27:43,526 --> 00:27:44,846 (CHUCKLES DRYLY) 501 00:27:44,846 --> 00:27:48,646 Not when I was born or when I topped my school. Never. 502 00:27:49,726 --> 00:27:51,566 He's why you're running? 503 00:27:54,126 --> 00:27:56,286 Because I'm starting to think maybe he's right... 504 00:27:57,286 --> 00:27:59,486 ...not wanting anything to do with me. 505 00:28:00,486 --> 00:28:02,566 Everything I touch I wreck. 506 00:28:02,566 --> 00:28:04,646 That's bullshit. 507 00:28:04,646 --> 00:28:06,446 He is not right. 508 00:28:06,446 --> 00:28:09,646 You cannot let that man drive you away. 509 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,366 Don't give him that. 510 00:28:13,006 --> 00:28:15,846 Look, I get it. 511 00:28:15,846 --> 00:28:19,526 I got myself into a bad situation with her dad. 512 00:28:21,126 --> 00:28:25,686 I lost all connection to my friends and my family 513 00:28:25,686 --> 00:28:27,166 and myself. 514 00:28:28,366 --> 00:28:30,286 I was so stuck. 515 00:28:32,166 --> 00:28:33,646 But then, uh... 516 00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:36,846 ...some random comes and takes an interest. 517 00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:39,806 Someone was watching. 518 00:28:39,806 --> 00:28:42,206 Someone did something to help us. 519 00:28:42,206 --> 00:28:46,806 And, so, I'm doing the same for you by telling you this. 520 00:28:47,806 --> 00:28:51,046 Bad dads don't always get to win. 521 00:28:52,886 --> 00:28:57,686 But if you run away and desert your friends when they need you, 522 00:28:57,686 --> 00:29:00,286 well, you're only proving him right. 523 00:29:03,686 --> 00:29:05,846 (WHISPERS) I need to go to the toilet. 524 00:29:05,846 --> 00:29:07,566 We need to go find the toilet. 525 00:29:07,566 --> 00:29:09,446 (CHUCKLES) 526 00:29:12,686 --> 00:29:17,766 It seems to me like you've got a lot of people who want to know you're OK. 527 00:29:30,846 --> 00:29:33,126 ED: (ON VOICEMAIL) Auds, the thing I wanted to tell you? 528 00:29:33,126 --> 00:29:35,166 I got another card. 529 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:37,206 After Milla died. 530 00:29:37,206 --> 00:29:38,926 Ace of Hearts. 531 00:29:38,926 --> 00:29:42,366 You're on it, with Marv and Ritchie. 532 00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:46,006 Because you're the three people I love most in the world. 533 00:29:47,006 --> 00:29:50,406 But I need you to tell me what it is you want, Audrey. 534 00:29:50,406 --> 00:29:52,446 What it is you need 535 00:29:52,446 --> 00:29:53,966 from me. 536 00:29:54,966 --> 00:29:57,606 So, I'm here. 537 00:29:58,606 --> 00:29:59,926 Sprinkler Man! 538 00:29:59,926 --> 00:30:00,926 What?! 539 00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:01,926 What? 540 00:30:01,926 --> 00:30:04,366 Are you sure? That's Sprinkler Man. 541 00:30:04,366 --> 00:30:07,446 He's the random who helped us. 542 00:30:07,446 --> 00:30:08,966 (CHUCKLES) 543 00:30:08,966 --> 00:30:10,846 If you've got Sprinkler Man on your side, 544 00:30:10,846 --> 00:30:12,766 why the hell are you running away? 545 00:30:14,206 --> 00:30:15,206 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 546 00:30:15,206 --> 00:30:17,326 ANNOUNCER: Thanks for your patience, ladies and gentlemen. 547 00:30:17,326 --> 00:30:19,606 Oh! Service will resume shortly. 548 00:30:19,606 --> 00:30:23,966 (ELECTRICITY BUZZES) 549 00:30:28,246 --> 00:30:31,246 (BIRDS TWITTER) 550 00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:59,246 (INHALES DEEPLY) 551 00:31:34,846 --> 00:31:36,526 (DOG BARKS) 552 00:31:36,526 --> 00:31:38,166 (WHINES) 553 00:31:38,166 --> 00:31:39,166 (GROANS) 554 00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,166 Audrey. 555 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:41,566 No. Auds, wait. 556 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,326 Oh, just go back to Ritchie, Ed. 557 00:31:43,326 --> 00:31:46,526 What? No. No, no, it's not like that with me and Ritchie. Are you joking? 558 00:31:46,526 --> 00:31:48,926 No, she went off her meds, OK? 559 00:31:48,926 --> 00:31:50,846 And her parents, they don't get it. 560 00:31:50,846 --> 00:31:53,046 Where have you been? 561 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:56,646 I got on a train, Ed, and I wasn't coming back. 562 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:00,966 And then I got your message. 563 00:32:00,966 --> 00:32:03,726 Which one? I left a few. 564 00:32:03,726 --> 00:32:06,406 The one about me being on the heart card. 565 00:32:08,446 --> 00:32:12,086 And how you wanted me to tell you what it is that I want. 566 00:32:13,406 --> 00:32:15,006 From you. 567 00:32:16,006 --> 00:32:18,486 And what is it that you want? 568 00:32:19,886 --> 00:32:22,366 I don't want to keep running away. 569 00:32:22,366 --> 00:32:23,926 (RITCHIE CLEARS THROAT) 570 00:32:25,686 --> 00:32:27,086 Um... Ed? 571 00:32:27,086 --> 00:32:28,686 Shit. 572 00:32:30,086 --> 00:32:33,766 Hey, Ritchie. Um... Audrey and I were just in the middle of something. 573 00:32:36,046 --> 00:32:37,046 Hey, Ritch. 574 00:32:39,806 --> 00:32:42,166 I am so, so sorry. 575 00:32:43,366 --> 00:32:44,486 (CLEARS THROAT) 576 00:32:44,486 --> 00:32:46,006 Marv called. 577 00:32:47,046 --> 00:32:48,606 They locked him up. 578 00:32:49,606 --> 00:32:51,326 He's still there. 579 00:32:51,326 --> 00:32:53,606 He was crying, Ed. 580 00:32:57,086 --> 00:32:58,366 Hey, Marv. 581 00:32:58,366 --> 00:32:59,686 Hey, you guys. 582 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,086 What happened? 583 00:33:01,086 --> 00:33:03,446 (PUFFS) Why'd they keep you in overnight? 584 00:33:03,446 --> 00:33:06,006 Uh... Oh, I was about to go home with my dad, 585 00:33:06,006 --> 00:33:09,086 but then big boss-man came down. 586 00:33:09,086 --> 00:33:13,766 He said that Don King called and he was concerned for his safety. 587 00:33:15,966 --> 00:33:19,246 Come on, son, bail's been sorted. 588 00:33:29,886 --> 00:33:31,766 I called Suzanne. 589 00:33:34,086 --> 00:33:36,686 She said I'm not allowed to see Melinda again. 590 00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:42,006 Having no dad is better than seeing your dad in jail. 591 00:33:43,006 --> 00:33:44,686 She's right. 592 00:33:45,686 --> 00:33:47,246 I love you guys. 593 00:33:54,846 --> 00:33:56,486 I want to make a statement. 594 00:33:57,486 --> 00:33:58,486 Now. 595 00:34:00,886 --> 00:34:02,166 (PUFFS) 596 00:34:05,566 --> 00:34:07,566 How does a glorified furniture salesman 597 00:34:07,566 --> 00:34:09,846 get to have so much power in this town? 598 00:34:09,846 --> 00:34:11,406 He's not even a real king. 599 00:34:11,406 --> 00:34:12,886 He's a sofa king. 600 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:14,166 (MARV YELLS ON VIDEO) 601 00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:15,886 No wonder he didn't want to send the tapes over. 602 00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:17,566 MARV: (ON VIDEO) You're the worst dad in the world! 603 00:34:17,566 --> 00:34:18,806 AUDREY: (ON VIDEO) Stop it! 604 00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:20,446 (QUIETLY) Ritch, what are you doing? 605 00:34:21,446 --> 00:34:23,046 Marv, stop it! 606 00:34:23,046 --> 00:34:27,166 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 607 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:29,286 Bad dad! Bad dad! (RITCHIE CHORTLES) 608 00:34:29,286 --> 00:34:31,326 Yeah, OK. Yeah, it's funny. 609 00:34:31,326 --> 00:34:34,006 And Don King looks like a dick, but Marv still hit him at the end. 610 00:34:34,006 --> 00:34:35,606 It won't help us. 611 00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:37,046 Argh! 612 00:34:37,046 --> 00:34:38,606 Come on, run. 613 00:34:38,606 --> 00:34:40,926 It's a bad idea, Ed. Why is it bad? 614 00:34:40,926 --> 00:34:43,806 All you have to do is get his DNA, a few hairs, 615 00:34:43,806 --> 00:34:45,806 send his off with yours, get a report, 616 00:34:45,806 --> 00:34:48,366 it'll come back, says he's your dad, bad PR. 617 00:34:48,366 --> 00:34:50,566 It doesn't change the fact that Marv hit him. 618 00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:52,326 (PHONE BUZZES) But Don King won't wanna go to court 619 00:34:52,326 --> 00:34:54,246 if he knows he's gonna be exposed as a liar. 620 00:34:54,246 --> 00:34:56,846 Look, Hal said we are not allowed to go within 10 kays of him, 621 00:34:56,846 --> 00:34:57,846 understood? 622 00:34:57,846 --> 00:34:59,646 Well, then are we just gonna give up on Marv? 623 00:34:59,646 --> 00:35:02,486 No, that's not... Sorry. Um... I've gotta go. 624 00:35:03,486 --> 00:35:05,886 I'm not giving up on Marv. It's just... 625 00:35:05,886 --> 00:35:07,366 ...my parents texted me 626 00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,326 and they're gonna escort me to a mental facility 627 00:35:09,326 --> 00:35:10,806 if I don't go home right now. 628 00:35:10,806 --> 00:35:12,166 OK, I will go with you. 629 00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:13,486 No, I'll go. 630 00:35:15,126 --> 00:35:16,286 Please. 631 00:35:16,286 --> 00:35:17,766 It needs to be me. 632 00:35:20,366 --> 00:35:22,886 After I get a hair sample from you. No. 633 00:35:22,886 --> 00:35:24,846 I will get his, and he won't even... No. 634 00:35:24,846 --> 00:35:27,646 He won't even know. Ed, don't even think about it. 635 00:35:36,286 --> 00:35:39,326 So this is what an intervention looks like. 636 00:35:40,446 --> 00:35:42,446 I've always wondered. 637 00:35:43,926 --> 00:35:46,846 If this is about Ritchie attacking me yesterday at Sledge, 638 00:35:46,846 --> 00:35:49,286 I just want to say that everything she said was true. 639 00:35:51,126 --> 00:35:55,046 And I 100% deserved the sledging that I got. 640 00:35:55,046 --> 00:35:56,246 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 641 00:35:56,246 --> 00:35:59,286 I never stood up for her when she needed me to. 642 00:36:00,286 --> 00:36:01,566 And... 643 00:36:02,566 --> 00:36:06,526 ...I never told anyone about my part in what happened because... 644 00:36:09,006 --> 00:36:11,406 ...because I didn't want to get in trouble 645 00:36:11,406 --> 00:36:14,606 and for my dad to hear about it and think I was bad 646 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:17,246 and have yet another excuse not to meet me. 647 00:36:17,246 --> 00:36:19,726 So, I let Ritchie take the fall. 648 00:36:19,726 --> 00:36:21,846 For everything. 649 00:36:25,126 --> 00:36:29,766 And I am so... so sorry. 650 00:36:31,526 --> 00:36:32,526 (SNIFFLES) 651 00:36:32,526 --> 00:36:35,566 So, please, please, don't lock up my friend. 652 00:36:35,566 --> 00:36:36,686 (LAUGHS) 653 00:36:36,686 --> 00:36:39,286 Nobody's locking anybody up, Audrey. 654 00:36:39,286 --> 00:36:41,326 God, your generation's dramatic. 655 00:36:43,246 --> 00:36:44,766 Thank you for your words 656 00:36:44,766 --> 00:36:47,806 and for standing up for Ritchie now. 657 00:36:49,126 --> 00:36:51,286 Only nine years too late. 658 00:36:54,406 --> 00:36:58,326 Yeah, well I think we owe you an apology too, Ritchie. 659 00:36:58,326 --> 00:36:59,806 Yeah, we do. 660 00:36:59,806 --> 00:37:01,286 Thank you, dad. 661 00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:02,926 Um... 662 00:37:02,926 --> 00:37:04,686 Since we're all sharing. 663 00:37:04,686 --> 00:37:05,726 Dr Nadel... 664 00:37:06,726 --> 00:37:08,406 ...I don't want you to be my psych anymore. 665 00:37:08,406 --> 00:37:12,166 I think I need someone more age-appropriate. No offence. 666 00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:14,126 Mum, Dad, 667 00:37:14,126 --> 00:37:15,366 I love you, 668 00:37:15,366 --> 00:37:18,406 but, to do what I need to do for my own mental health, 669 00:37:18,406 --> 00:37:20,726 I can't do that under your roof. 670 00:37:21,726 --> 00:37:24,886 So, I'm moving in with Ed. 671 00:37:27,046 --> 00:37:31,046 (TRAIN CHUGS) 672 00:37:58,486 --> 00:38:03,766 You know, all I ever wanted was just one nice interaction with my dad. 673 00:38:03,766 --> 00:38:05,566 Nothing big. (CHUCKLES DRYLY) 674 00:38:05,566 --> 00:38:07,926 Maybe a response to all the school photos Mum sent. 675 00:38:07,926 --> 00:38:10,006 But, no, you just sent them back without a word. 676 00:38:11,326 --> 00:38:12,806 Who does that? 677 00:38:13,766 --> 00:38:15,006 I was a kid. 678 00:38:15,006 --> 00:38:16,726 And I am not your dad... 679 00:38:16,726 --> 00:38:18,526 Yes, you are. 680 00:38:18,526 --> 00:38:20,966 Believe me, I'm not the only guy 681 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,966 ...your mum slept with back then. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, stop! 682 00:38:22,966 --> 00:38:24,526 We had a DNA test done years ago to prove it, 683 00:38:24,526 --> 00:38:26,006 and I know you've seen the report. 684 00:38:26,006 --> 00:38:28,646 The only reason my mum didn't take you to court for child support 685 00:38:28,646 --> 00:38:30,366 is 'cause she didn't want to look desperate. 686 00:38:30,366 --> 00:38:32,406 She's got way too much pride for that. 687 00:38:33,886 --> 00:38:36,086 So, you're here to blackmail me? 688 00:38:36,086 --> 00:38:37,686 No. 689 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,806 I'm here to make a deal. 690 00:38:44,246 --> 00:38:47,126 Look, I know you don't want to be my dad. 691 00:38:48,686 --> 00:38:50,646 But my friend Marv's got a little girl too, 692 00:38:50,646 --> 00:38:52,126 and, you know, all he's ever wanted 693 00:38:52,126 --> 00:38:54,766 is a chance to be in her life, to be a father to her. 694 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:58,166 And because of this charge over a stupid fucking pillow fight 695 00:38:58,166 --> 00:38:59,846 you're going to take that chance away from him. 696 00:38:59,846 --> 00:39:02,206 And you and I both know why you're doing it. 697 00:39:04,526 --> 00:39:06,006 It's to get back at me. 698 00:39:07,246 --> 00:39:09,326 You already broke me. 699 00:39:09,326 --> 00:39:10,806 You've won. 700 00:39:11,806 --> 00:39:16,006 'Cause I am a pathetic, unhappy, unlovable fuck-up 701 00:39:16,006 --> 00:39:17,486 who hurts the people she loves 702 00:39:17,486 --> 00:39:19,526 and runs away from anyone good or kind 703 00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:22,406 before they get a chance to reject me the way you have. 704 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:28,446 If you drop this charge against my friend, 705 00:39:28,446 --> 00:39:30,406 I'll stop trying to get your attention. 706 00:39:30,406 --> 00:39:32,326 I will. I'll stop trying to contact you. 707 00:39:32,326 --> 00:39:35,006 I give you my word. I will put it in writing if you want. 708 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,486 Whatever you want. 709 00:39:38,886 --> 00:39:40,646 Do we have a deal? 710 00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:42,646 Daddy, are you coming? 711 00:39:47,926 --> 00:39:49,926 I'm coming, sweet pea. 712 00:40:02,246 --> 00:40:04,326 (SCREAMS ON VIDEO) Stop! 713 00:40:06,326 --> 00:40:08,846 MARV: (ON VIDEO) Bad dad! Bad dad! 714 00:40:10,966 --> 00:40:12,366 Argh! 715 00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:14,806 (INDISTINCT YELLING ON VIDEO) 716 00:40:14,806 --> 00:40:16,926 Oh. You're here. 717 00:40:16,926 --> 00:40:18,326 (INDISTINCT YELLING ON VIDEO) 718 00:40:18,326 --> 00:40:19,446 Um... 719 00:40:19,446 --> 00:40:20,766 What are you doing? 720 00:40:21,766 --> 00:40:24,046 (COMICAL SOUND EFFECTS ON VIDEO) 721 00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:27,166 I added some effects. Posted to a few sites. 722 00:40:27,166 --> 00:40:29,966 People need to know the truth about Don King. 723 00:40:29,966 --> 00:40:31,086 (COMICAL SOUND EFFECTS ON VIDEO) 724 00:40:31,086 --> 00:40:33,046 He's a bad dad. 725 00:40:33,046 --> 00:40:34,486 TERENCE: Yoo-hoo! 726 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,966 So, how's the eulogy coming along? 727 00:40:38,966 --> 00:40:40,406 Oh. 728 00:40:40,406 --> 00:40:41,646 That good? 729 00:40:41,646 --> 00:40:44,406 Well, I've just been busy. I've been working on the heart card. 730 00:40:44,406 --> 00:40:45,686 Well, you got any ticks? 731 00:40:46,766 --> 00:40:48,326 Hello, Father. 732 00:40:48,326 --> 00:40:49,606 Afternoon. 733 00:40:49,606 --> 00:40:50,686 (SNIFFS) Mm! 734 00:40:50,686 --> 00:40:52,246 Interesting. 735 00:40:52,246 --> 00:40:54,126 Thought it would have been Audrey moving in. 736 00:40:55,446 --> 00:40:58,286 I've come as I need a photo of Milla for the order of service. 737 00:40:58,286 --> 00:41:00,206 I thought there might be some in her boxes. 738 00:41:00,206 --> 00:41:01,206 OK. 739 00:41:01,206 --> 00:41:04,366 No, no, no, you sit and write. 740 00:41:04,366 --> 00:41:07,566 Ritchie and I can find the photos. 741 00:41:08,926 --> 00:41:10,686 It's tomorrow, Ed. 742 00:41:10,686 --> 00:41:12,086 Mm-hm. 743 00:41:17,246 --> 00:41:19,526 Oh, isn't she beautiful? 744 00:41:23,726 --> 00:41:26,126 Oh, my God. (GASPS) 745 00:41:31,486 --> 00:41:33,246 Naw! 746 00:41:33,246 --> 00:41:35,566 (CHUCKLES) One with you, Jimmy. 747 00:41:35,566 --> 00:41:37,326 (CHUCKLES) 748 00:41:45,246 --> 00:41:46,926 (SIGHS) 749 00:41:56,286 --> 00:41:57,566 (PHONE LINE RINGS) 750 00:41:57,566 --> 00:42:02,166 (PHONE BUZZES) 751 00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:05,606 I sent you a link to a video, and I...I want you to watch it. 752 00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:08,766 Ed, seriously, I can't do this. Just look at the link. 753 00:42:08,766 --> 00:42:11,966 Please. Just one look and then I promise I will leave you alone. 754 00:42:16,286 --> 00:42:17,486 (SIGHS) 755 00:42:17,486 --> 00:42:20,646 Bad dad! Bad dad! Bad dad! Bad dad! (COMICAL SOUND EFFECTS) 756 00:42:20,646 --> 00:42:23,086 Bad dad! Bad dad! Bad dad! 757 00:42:23,086 --> 00:42:24,126 (MELINDA SQUEALS) 758 00:42:24,126 --> 00:42:27,726 (LAUGHS) 759 00:42:27,726 --> 00:42:30,566 Again! Again! Play it again! 760 00:42:30,566 --> 00:42:32,526 (LAUGHS) 761 00:42:32,526 --> 00:42:35,526 Thanks. My daughter is never gonna sleep now. 762 00:42:35,526 --> 00:42:37,686 (CHUCKLES) Um... Yeah, sorry. 763 00:42:37,686 --> 00:42:40,286 Um... I just wanted you to see it. (LAUGHS) Play it again! 764 00:42:40,286 --> 00:42:42,046 OK, Marv is not a bad dad. 765 00:42:42,046 --> 00:42:44,406 OK, he wants to be a good one. 766 00:42:44,406 --> 00:42:46,126 (MELINDA SQUEALS) 767 00:42:49,966 --> 00:42:51,246 (SIGHS) 768 00:42:55,646 --> 00:42:57,126 (SIGHS) 769 00:43:06,966 --> 00:43:09,966 (ORGAN PLAYS SOLEMN MELODY) 770 00:43:13,726 --> 00:43:15,406 You ready? 771 00:43:27,046 --> 00:43:28,766 I'd now like to introduce someone 772 00:43:28,766 --> 00:43:31,806 who had a very special bond with our Milla, 773 00:43:31,806 --> 00:43:33,566 a true meeting of souls. 774 00:43:33,566 --> 00:43:35,966 Mr Ed Kennedy. 775 00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:39,566 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 776 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,206 Um... 777 00:43:52,246 --> 00:43:53,726 (CLEARS THROAT) 778 00:44:01,166 --> 00:44:03,046 Um... 779 00:44:03,046 --> 00:44:04,326 I... 780 00:44:04,326 --> 00:44:06,206 Sorry. (CLEARS THROAT) 781 00:44:21,966 --> 00:44:23,286 Hello there. 782 00:44:26,766 --> 00:44:28,686 Thanks for being here. 783 00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:34,326 It's quite the turnout, eh? 784 00:44:34,326 --> 00:44:35,806 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 785 00:44:39,246 --> 00:44:43,686 I have been so terrified to do this today, because, um... 786 00:44:43,686 --> 00:44:45,246 ...at my dad's funeral, 787 00:44:45,246 --> 00:44:48,606 when it came to this bit, I choked. 788 00:44:48,606 --> 00:44:51,406 I never did get to say the words I'd written for him. 789 00:44:51,406 --> 00:44:54,406 And it was just simple stuff. 790 00:44:57,366 --> 00:45:00,846 Like that you were a true gentleman 791 00:45:00,846 --> 00:45:04,886 who never had a bad word to say about anyone. 792 00:45:04,886 --> 00:45:07,366 You were always kind. 793 00:45:07,366 --> 00:45:11,206 And despite being shit at money and with marriage... 794 00:45:12,686 --> 00:45:15,006 ...you were my dad. 795 00:45:16,766 --> 00:45:19,286 And you were a good one. 796 00:45:25,686 --> 00:45:27,486 And I loved you. 797 00:46:01,766 --> 00:46:04,126 But I know he's not here. Um... 798 00:46:04,126 --> 00:46:05,606 This is Milla's day. 799 00:46:07,206 --> 00:46:10,806 But, you know, I bet if they had met in real life, Milla and Dad, 800 00:46:10,806 --> 00:46:12,966 they would have been great mates. (CHUCKLES) 801 00:46:12,966 --> 00:46:17,046 'Cause they were the same, you know, they were just... big romantics. 802 00:46:17,046 --> 00:46:21,566 And that's how Milla lived her life, you know. She lived for love. 803 00:46:21,566 --> 00:46:24,966 Grand, crazy, romantic love for her Jimmy. 804 00:46:26,406 --> 00:46:29,126 And I think... I think that's why I was sent to Milla, actually, 805 00:46:29,126 --> 00:46:30,806 to learn about love. 806 00:46:30,806 --> 00:46:32,286 And I WAS sent to her. 807 00:46:32,286 --> 00:46:34,446 She called a cab, but not because she wanted to go anywhere 808 00:46:34,446 --> 00:46:37,526 but because she just wanted a chat and a cup of tea with her Jimmy. 809 00:46:37,526 --> 00:46:39,526 And when I walked through those doors, 810 00:46:39,526 --> 00:46:41,806 you know, she called me by his name, and that's who I became, 811 00:46:41,806 --> 00:46:46,926 and, you know, you think it'd be weird, but, like... it wasn't. 812 00:46:46,926 --> 00:46:49,606 And we would... Oh, we would talk for hours 813 00:46:49,606 --> 00:46:55,006 and we would reminisce about the old times and we'd dance and we'd laugh, 814 00:46:55,006 --> 00:46:57,006 and I liked being her Jimmy 815 00:46:57,006 --> 00:46:59,486 because, unlike me, he always seemed to know what to say. 816 00:46:59,486 --> 00:47:02,126 And I think Milla did that, you know? 817 00:47:02,126 --> 00:47:04,406 She brought out the best in people. 818 00:47:09,846 --> 00:47:12,166 But love is complicated, 819 00:47:12,166 --> 00:47:13,846 and, um... 820 00:47:13,846 --> 00:47:16,526 ...Milla only ever had stolen moments with her real Jimmy 821 00:47:16,526 --> 00:47:19,126 because he had another life with a wife and kids. 822 00:47:19,126 --> 00:47:22,366 And now, before you get all judgey, OK, 823 00:47:22,366 --> 00:47:25,766 she never asked him to give them up for her because... 824 00:47:27,766 --> 00:47:28,966 ...because... 825 00:47:29,966 --> 00:47:31,166 ...I think... 826 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,886 Because I think she never quite believed 827 00:47:37,886 --> 00:47:40,766 she deserved to be number one in Jimmy's heart. 828 00:47:42,086 --> 00:47:44,526 Or anyone's heart, for that matter. 829 00:47:45,526 --> 00:47:48,406 She never thought she was quite enough. 830 00:47:51,766 --> 00:47:53,446 And, uh... 831 00:47:54,846 --> 00:47:56,966 And, if she were here today... 832 00:47:58,406 --> 00:48:01,446 ...I would want her to know that she was never second best. 833 00:48:02,646 --> 00:48:04,486 No, not with me. 834 00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:08,646 And, um... 835 00:48:08,646 --> 00:48:11,046 ...I would say to her 836 00:48:11,046 --> 00:48:14,286 that "You think you're broken and unlovable... 837 00:48:16,486 --> 00:48:19,686 "..but you are the first in my heart 838 00:48:19,686 --> 00:48:21,326 and in my life." 839 00:48:23,926 --> 00:48:27,806 And you say you run from anyone who's kind to you or who truly knows you 840 00:48:27,806 --> 00:48:29,286 because you're scared of rejection. 841 00:48:29,286 --> 00:48:33,526 But you may run, but you come back. 842 00:48:34,526 --> 00:48:36,126 And I know you. 843 00:48:37,686 --> 00:48:39,566 I know you better than anyone. 844 00:48:40,566 --> 00:48:43,646 And there is nothing that you could do or say 845 00:48:43,646 --> 00:48:45,966 that'd make me stop loving you. 846 00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,566 (QUIETLY) Go, Milla. 847 00:48:48,566 --> 00:48:49,926 (WHIMPERS) 848 00:48:49,926 --> 00:48:52,646 Yours is the face I think of when I lie in bed alone at night 849 00:48:52,646 --> 00:48:54,566 and it's the first one I want to see when I wake up. 850 00:48:54,566 --> 00:48:55,886 RITCHIE: Oh, Ed. 851 00:48:55,886 --> 00:48:58,806 And you have the most beautiful eyes. 852 00:48:58,806 --> 00:49:01,446 And 22 freckles across your nose and cheeks. 853 00:49:01,446 --> 00:49:04,006 And, yes, yeah, I counted them. 854 00:49:04,006 --> 00:49:05,966 And those lips... 855 00:49:07,166 --> 00:49:08,886 ...that I always wanted to kiss. 856 00:49:08,886 --> 00:49:11,006 (WOMAN GASPS) TERENCE: Oh. 857 00:49:12,006 --> 00:49:13,686 And, for the record, when I did kiss you, 858 00:49:13,686 --> 00:49:15,406 it was never a hate-kiss like you said. 859 00:49:15,406 --> 00:49:17,246 No, I kissed you... 860 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:18,246 I... 861 00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:20,286 I kissed you out of love. 862 00:49:22,006 --> 00:49:24,486 You are the bravest person that I know 863 00:49:24,486 --> 00:49:27,486 and you're the smartest and you're the funniest too. 864 00:49:27,486 --> 00:49:29,286 And if this was the last day of my life 865 00:49:29,286 --> 00:49:31,446 I'd want you to know that it's always been you. 866 00:49:32,446 --> 00:49:33,446 (BOTH GASP) 867 00:49:41,806 --> 00:49:43,406 (BOTH LAUGH) 868 00:49:43,406 --> 00:49:45,246 Mm! 869 00:49:45,246 --> 00:49:46,926 RITCHIE: Finally. 870 00:49:46,926 --> 00:49:48,646 (MARV LAUGHS) 871 00:49:49,646 --> 00:49:52,326 (RITCHIE LAUGHS) 872 00:49:55,046 --> 00:49:56,806 (STRUMS GUITAR) 873 00:49:56,806 --> 00:50:00,206 (SINGS) # It had to be you... ♪ 874 00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:02,526 Come on, join if you know it! 875 00:50:02,526 --> 00:50:06,126 ♪ It had to be you 876 00:50:06,126 --> 00:50:08,086 ♪ I wandered around 877 00:50:08,086 --> 00:50:10,206 ♪ Finally found 878 00:50:10,206 --> 00:50:13,486 ♪ Somebody who 879 00:50:13,486 --> 00:50:17,166 ♪ Could make me be true 880 00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:21,446 ♪ Could make feel blue 881 00:50:21,446 --> 00:50:23,446 ♪ Or even be glad 882 00:50:23,446 --> 00:50:25,366 ♪ Just to be sad 883 00:50:25,366 --> 00:50:28,926 ♪ Thinking of you 884 00:50:28,926 --> 00:50:32,566 ALL: # Some others I've seen 885 00:50:32,566 --> 00:50:36,566 ♪ Might never be mean 886 00:50:36,566 --> 00:50:38,806 ♪ Might never be cross 887 00:50:38,806 --> 00:50:40,566 ♪ Or try to be boss 888 00:50:40,566 --> 00:50:44,406 ♪ But they wouldn't do 889 00:50:44,406 --> 00:50:48,886 ♪ 'Cause nobody else gave me a thrill... ♪ 890 00:50:49,886 --> 00:50:51,446 You kissed Ed. 891 00:50:53,086 --> 00:50:54,446 Ed! 892 00:50:54,446 --> 00:50:55,446 (LAUGHS) 893 00:50:55,446 --> 00:50:57,606 Come here, you crazy girl. 894 00:50:57,606 --> 00:50:59,166 You know, Ed, I've been thinking 895 00:50:59,166 --> 00:51:01,406 we ought to have you declared some kind of saint. 896 00:51:01,406 --> 00:51:04,046 (LAUGHS) Are you having a brain aneurism, Father? 897 00:51:04,046 --> 00:51:05,566 Not that I know of. 898 00:51:05,566 --> 00:51:07,046 You may scoff, but I'm serious. 899 00:51:07,046 --> 00:51:08,286 Why? 900 00:51:08,286 --> 00:51:09,766 Why would you say that? 901 00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:11,886 'Cause, Ed, if a guy like you 902 00:51:11,886 --> 00:51:14,126 can stand up and do what you did, 903 00:51:14,126 --> 00:51:15,606 not just today, 904 00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:17,406 then maybe, 905 00:51:17,406 --> 00:51:19,166 maybe, 906 00:51:19,166 --> 00:51:23,126 we can all live beyond what we think we're capable of. 907 00:51:24,126 --> 00:51:25,766 We were the ones who... 908 00:51:25,766 --> 00:51:26,966 Hm? 909 00:51:26,966 --> 00:51:29,246 The only reason why they pashed is 'cause WE hooked up, OK? 910 00:51:29,246 --> 00:51:31,166 We... Stop, Marv, 911 00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:32,806 and turn around. 912 00:51:33,806 --> 00:51:35,766 You're a bad dad! 913 00:51:36,766 --> 00:51:38,086 You're a bad dad! 914 00:51:38,086 --> 00:51:39,486 (SQUEALS) 915 00:51:39,486 --> 00:51:41,006 Hey! 916 00:51:41,006 --> 00:51:42,926 It's her favourite video. 917 00:51:43,926 --> 00:51:46,526 Bad dad! Bad dad! Bad dad! (COMICAL SOUND EFFECTS) 918 00:51:46,526 --> 00:51:48,886 You look like a total badarse. 919 00:51:48,886 --> 00:51:50,686 Yeah. 920 00:51:50,686 --> 00:51:52,566 Yeah, I do, eh? 921 00:51:52,566 --> 00:51:54,806 (CHUCKLES) 922 00:51:58,806 --> 00:52:01,526 You can see her Wednesdays 923 00:52:01,526 --> 00:52:03,086 and every second Sunday. 924 00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:04,806 But Wednesday night's card night. 925 00:52:04,806 --> 00:52:05,926 So? 926 00:52:05,926 --> 00:52:06,926 So... So? 927 00:52:06,926 --> 00:52:08,166 So... cool. 928 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,686 Cool? Yeah. Cool. 929 00:52:09,686 --> 00:52:11,046 Cool, yeah. Yep. 930 00:52:11,046 --> 00:52:13,486 Because I am gonna teach you how to play cards. 931 00:52:13,486 --> 00:52:14,966 You wanna play cards? No. No. 932 00:52:14,966 --> 00:52:16,006 Yeah! Yeah. 933 00:52:16,006 --> 00:52:17,366 No. You're not. 934 00:52:17,366 --> 00:52:20,086 (LAUGHS) We're gonna play cards. Come on! 935 00:52:20,086 --> 00:52:23,886 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 936 00:52:33,646 --> 00:52:36,166 It's the last card! (LAUGHS) 937 00:52:36,166 --> 00:52:37,926 It's over. 938 00:52:39,006 --> 00:52:40,406 Well... 939 00:52:40,406 --> 00:52:42,326 ...there is one thing left to do. 940 00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:43,526 What? 941 00:52:44,526 --> 00:52:45,966 We have to have sex. 942 00:52:46,966 --> 00:52:49,526 Hang on. Like, now? 943 00:52:49,526 --> 00:52:51,046 What, you don't want to have sex with me? 944 00:52:51,046 --> 00:52:52,926 No, I do. I absolutely do. (LAUGHS) 945 00:52:52,926 --> 00:52:55,406 Um... No, Auds, I just want... There's something you need to know. 946 00:52:55,406 --> 00:52:58,166 Um... I'm not so good at sex. 947 00:52:58,166 --> 00:53:00,326 That's OK. I am. 948 00:53:00,326 --> 00:53:02,926 (LAUGHS) 949 00:53:07,046 --> 00:53:09,126 Wait for it. 950 00:53:11,246 --> 00:53:12,966 Wait. 951 00:53:12,966 --> 00:53:15,846 "Bad dad"? Is that you? 952 00:53:15,846 --> 00:53:18,206 You, isn't it? Oh, God! Oh, do the face! 953 00:53:18,206 --> 00:53:20,806 Do the face, please. Yeah, just take a photo. 954 00:53:20,806 --> 00:53:24,046 (PHONE CAMERA CLICKS) Yeah, what's up?! What's up man?! 955 00:53:24,046 --> 00:53:25,646 Thank you so much. No worries. 956 00:53:25,646 --> 00:53:27,646 Hey, have a good one, guys. Thank you. Have a good one. 957 00:53:27,646 --> 00:53:28,646 (CHUCKLES) 958 00:53:28,646 --> 00:53:30,246 Hey, gotta make time for fans, right? 959 00:53:30,246 --> 00:53:32,846 Oh, Marv. You know you're a GIF now, right? 960 00:53:32,846 --> 00:53:35,966 Hey, I'm not just a GIF. I'm more of a local celebrity, OK? 961 00:53:35,966 --> 00:53:37,446 And don't forget it. 962 00:53:37,446 --> 00:53:39,806 (MACHINE BLEEPS) 963 00:53:39,806 --> 00:53:42,606 Hey. Look. Is that who I think it is? 964 00:53:43,606 --> 00:53:45,326 Oh, my God. 965 00:53:47,286 --> 00:53:49,246 Maybe he's already out of jail. 966 00:53:49,246 --> 00:53:51,646 Or, well, maybe he broke out. 967 00:53:51,646 --> 00:53:54,686 Go on. Aren't you curious? Go talk to him. 968 00:53:55,686 --> 00:53:57,166 Ed. Don't let him get away. 969 00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:58,966 Go, go, go, go. Hey. Hey. Hey, robber guy. 970 00:53:58,966 --> 00:54:00,366 Hurry up. Hey, uh.. Sorry. 971 00:54:00,366 --> 00:54:02,326 Sorry, not cutting in. Sorry, not cutting in. 972 00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:04,446 MAN: Oi! Seriously, I'm not cutting in. 973 00:54:04,446 --> 00:54:06,046 Hey! Hey! 974 00:54:13,726 --> 00:54:14,726 What? 975 00:54:45,446 --> 00:54:47,246 I knew it. 976 00:54:47,246 --> 00:54:49,006 (LAUGHS) 977 00:54:49,006 --> 00:54:50,966 I knew it! 978 00:54:50,966 --> 00:54:52,486 Ed? 979 00:54:52,486 --> 00:54:54,526 Is that another card? 980 00:54:56,446 --> 00:54:58,766 (WHOOSHING) 981 00:54:59,966 --> 00:55:04,766 (HEARTBEAT POUNDS SOFTLY) 982 00:55:05,926 --> 00:55:10,406 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 983 00:55:18,046 --> 00:55:19,566 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 984 00:55:57,046 --> 00:55:59,046 Captions by Red Bee Media 985 00:55:59,046 --> 00:56:01,046 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation