Ugh!
You stay away from my kid.
You're not still stuck on her, are you?
I'm pretty sure she wouldn't want to see me anyway.
We're done.
It's not that easy for me.
Why not? You know why.
(BANGING) Ritchie!
I wanted to tell you, but you never listen.
I tried to tell Dr Nadel,
but he just treats me like I'm still a kid.
All I want for Christmas is a dad who acknowledges me.
Tell me who was behind this. Is it a gang?
Ugh!
It was a lovely Christmas, Jimmy. You have wonderful friends.
YOU'RE a wonderful friend.
I did everything the cards told me to do.
Why would they make me meet her
and care
and then have her die?
I knew you'd find me, Jimmy.
(YELLS) I'm done!
I don't want to be a Messenger anymore!
Stop!
Did I do this?
It was me.
It was all me.
All along.
Not Dad, not some weird cult.
I've been sending the cards to myself.
Drink this.
You'll feel better.
But that's crazy, right? I should be locked up.
Well, grief affects us all differently.
Can it make you hallucinate and see yourself up on a screen?
Well, that's a... little unusual,
but then so are you.
The mind can play tricks, Ed.
But it also takes care of us.
Maybe yours just wanted to see things from a different perspective.
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
(CARD FLUTTERS)
(BIRD SQUAWKS)
(GROANS)
Hello, sleepy-head.
Feeling better?
Want some lunch?
Lunch?
What time is it? Midday.
On Thursday.
I slept for two days?
Mm.
I've squeezed in a sermon and a christening.
Oh!
Must have really needed it.
What the hell was in that drink?
I make a killer hot chocolate.
The card.
Have you seen the Ace of Hearts?
Oh, it was blank.
I swear.
Do you remember writing that?
I don't know.
Maybe I did do this.
But how and when?
Oh.
Interesting movies, those ones.
Have you seen them?
Nah.
I may be nuts...
...but no more riddles.
I just want to finish what I started.
Hearts is the last card.
And I know who I want on it.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Well, would you look at that.
Lee Marvin was in The Dirty Dozen,
Guy Ritchie directed Lock Stock
and Audrey Hepburn was in War And Peace, if I'm not mistaken.
You might be crazy, but you're good.
Do you think it's allowed?
To, um... To help your friends? To put THEM on a card?
Well, you write the cards, you make the rules.
Why not help the ones you love?
And now...
...can I ask you to help ME?
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
MAN: Hup!
Easy.
Steady.
And... hup!
Dad used to work with these guys.
He died in the back of one of these trucks.
Ed, I'm so sorry.
Funny how things just keep coming back to this.
Where's it all going to go?
Charity shop.
Milla's whole life now just this.
Jeez, this reeks.
(CAMERA PHONE CLICKS)
Put that away.
OK, I was asking if you could, uh...
...tell us a bit more about why you stopped taking the medication.
I've been on them since I was 11.
I guess I just wanted to know who I am just not on drugs.
And how many manic or hyper-manic episodes did you experience?
See, that's just it - I don't buy anymore that I'm bipolar.
I made one stupid mistake when I was a kid.
The whole thing with Amy was just one moment.
It wasn't just one moment.
It was a combination of many things
ending up with you stabbing Amy
and then climbing up on the damn school roof about to jump off.
I wasn't going to... And then Audrey's roof!
I was drunk. That's different.
Let's just take a breath, right? A breath.
You just can't see it, but you're so like my mother.
Oh, my God.
Your big heart, your creativity.
I mean, she didn't want to accept she had it either.
But it runs in families, and you know this.
And if you have kids, you're gonna have to be on lookout too.
Oh, yeah, I'll just drug them from the get-go, huh?
Look, I think you just have to accept the diagnosis.
It's not easy, I know.
But this would be a different regime.
We can lower the dose, change the medication.
We'll just keep adjusting it
until we find a combination that works for YOU.
(SIGHS)
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
I knocked.
I know.
I took the meds.
I need some privacy.
Yeah.
I'll get the lock fixed on the door for you.
That's cool.
What is it?
It's an idea.
For an album cover.
So, are we OK?
I don't need saving.
Well, you're my little girl.
If I can't save you, what else am I going to do with my life?
I'm going out on a limb here,
but I think you might have a slight problem with letting go.
How would you feel about speaking at her funeral?
What?
You two had a special bond.
She loved you, Ed.
Yeah, but I haven't got a great track record with eulogies.
Speak from your heart.
That's all you have to do.
Don't you have an exorcism or something to go to?
I'll bring my guitar. Drown you out if you really stink.
OK, I'll leave you to your hoarding.
(CHUCKLES) You going to be OK?
Yeah.
Should take it easy.
Can't.
I've got a job to do.
Who are you going to start with?
Look, if you're not good for training, just say.
No, I'm fine.
Ed, look at your shorts, mate. You're not fine.
I know she was, like, old-old,
but still, man, I hope it wasn't the prawns.
'Cause Milla ate a lot.
You think it was the prawns? No, it wasn't the prawns, Marv.
OK.
God, I just still can't believe she's gone.
Milla.
I think that's why I went and saw Sofa Jerk.
You what? Are you OK?
Oh, yeah, peachy.
He was rapt to see me.
You're nothing! True?
What do you think?
Nothing!
He said I was nothing.
A nobody.
And the way he looked at me...
...like I was trash and that's all I am to him.
(GEARS CRUNCH)
(TYRES SKID)
Marv! Marv! Whoa! What are you doing?!
Where is he?! WOMAN: Who?
Who do you think? Sofa Prick.
Hey. Oi, come here. Marv!
Come here. Call the police!
Hey! Where are you going?!
Marv!
Come here. Come here. No! No!
Stop it, Marv! (GRUNTS)
Oi!
Marv, stop! Marv!
Oh!
Come here!
Marv, stop it!
Eh?!
Argh!
OK. OK. Marv...
Bad dad! Bad dad! Bad dad!
Marv! Stop! Bad dad! Bad dad!
Dad!
Let go!
Give that back!
Come here! Argh! (GRUNTS)
Oi... No!
Let go!
Argh!
(GASPS) Ooh!
Dad!
Ow!
Oh, my God.
Ow!
OK, run.
Run, run, run!
Ow!
Run. Run. Keep running. Argh!
Go. Keep going. Go, go, go, go.
Ohh!
God, what the hell is wrong with you?!
He deserved it. Jesus, Marv.
He's a piece of shit!
I don't need your help. Do you understand that?
I'm a piece of shit too.
Yeah. Yeah, you got that right.
I'm a piece of shit. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! You hit him.
Oh, my God. He said to stay away. Now he's going to think I did this.
I'm just like him. What? You're nothing like him.
Yes, I am! Can you stop bloody saying that?
Look, I have a kid, alright?!
I have a kid!
I have a kid.
A four-year-old kid.
Pull over.
Pull over now!
Audrey! Wait!
Auds!
Oi, come back!
Auds!
Why's she...
(SIGHS)
(SNIFFS)
It's a little girl.
I have a little girl, you know.
I've never met her.
With Suzanne?
Yeah.
We freaked out, man.
We were 17 and...
...her dad found out and he...
...he lost his shit.
He told me that I'd ruined her life.
(SNIFFLES)
They moved away and he said I could never see her again.
I really tried, but...
...he just wouldn't let me.
And she wasn't gonna have the baby, but...
(PUFFS)
...I'm glad she did.
All those toys.
So, I started saving money.
And I imagined showing up with keys to our new house.
So, I saved a grand, and, uh...
...it just doesn't feel like enough, man, so, I save five, and then ten.
And I saved up to a hundred grand.
Jesus, Marv, how the hell did you...
'Cause you never pay for anything.
Genius.
(SIGHS)
But then Christmas came along and...
...and Milla died and I thought to myself, "Life's short," you know?
So, I went over to her house and...
...and she came out and told me she didn't want anything to do with me.
One day my daughter's gonna come up to me
and she's gonna punch me in the face.
And you know what?
I'll deserve it.
OK.
OK. I'm gonna come with you to see Suzanne.
No... We're gonna talk to her properly.
OK, you're gonna tell her that you want to be in your daughter's life,
OK, that you've been a bit stuck but you're not anymore.
You don't have to do that. Yes, I do, actually, Marv. I do.
I want to.
Look.
They put my name on a card?
Mm-hm.
What, and I'm the first one you're helping?
Yeah. You are.
What, now?
Yes, now.
Wh... What about Sledge training?
We've got a game tomorrow.
Marv, what's more important?
Audrey's never going to speak to me again.
No, she will.
She'll come around. Come on.
Just lift. Lift... Lift the jack.
Where are you?
(BANG AT DOOR) Oh!
AUDREY: It's me!
Coming.
Hi! Sorry. Sorry.
Come in. (SIGHS)
Did you know?
What? Know what?
Marv's a dad.
(CHUCKLES) Really? That's really nice.
No. It's not.
Well, he'd make a great dad. And he loves kids and...
The soft toys.
He beat up my dad, Ritch. What? Marv?
Yes.
Yes, so, now Sofa Prick's gonna think
that I'm the one who put him up to it.
Shit.
Does your mum know?
Not that I know of. Not yet.
Oh, God! Jesus!
OK, hoodie on? Hoodie off? What?
Hoodie on. Just knock.
OK, but you think I look alright?
Yes, you look great. Just knock.
OK, OK.
Do you want me to knock?
No, just give me... give me a sec, alright? Just...
(KNOCKS)
Oh, she... She's not home... Knock again. Knock again.
OK.
(KNOCKS)
OK, nobody's home. You know what? It's just not meant to be.
We're just... We gotta go. Nah, bullshit.
We have driven all this way, OK? Where else would be then?
Uh... I don't...
Alright, let's go. Can we just go home?!
(KIDS CHATTER AT PLAY)
How many parks does this town have?
I told you, man. They're probably at home hiding behind the couch.
There maybe.
No.
Nope.
WOMAN: Come on. KID: No!
What are you doing up there?
Let go. Good girl. Come here. Come on, get out. Come on.
Come here!
Oh, that's her.
Wow.
Ha. Well, she takes after her dad.
What are you doing now? (CHUCKLES) Crazy girl.
I like her hair.
OK. Alright. OK. Yeah? OK.
Bro, do you actually think she looks like me?
(BANGS HEAD) Shh!
Do you think they heard us?
Now we look like a couple of child stealers, man.
No, this is bad, alright? Let's go, let's go.
No, we are not going anywhere, OK?
What? I will get Suzanne.
Ed! I will go get her.
Ed, no... Just wait.
Next time! Ed!
Um...
Hello.
Uh... Hi there.
Um...
No, no, it's all good.
No, we're not creeps or flashers or anything.
Um... We're just... We're just looking for a friend.
Oh!
Ed?
Yeah.
Ed Kennedy?
Hey.
You haven't changed a bit.
You look bloody 12.
OK.
What... What are you doing here?
Hi.
Shit's sake!
(KIDS LAUGH) Uh...
Can we, um... go somewhere and talk in private?
Just us? Nup.
Whatever you've gotta say, you can say it right here.
OK. Um...
I... I... I want to give you money.
And I've been saving for ages
and... and... and I want you and...
...and...
What... What... What's her name?
Marv, don't.
There's nothing to talk about.
Your actions? They spoke pretty bloody loud.
Look, I know it looks bad,
but I swear to God I thought about you ever day.
For years.
Big of you.
I know you don't want me in her life, but...
I just wanna help, OK? Just... Just let me help.
I don't need your help NOW, Marv.
I needed it then.
Do you know how scared I was?
17. Giving birth.
No idea what I was doing.
Alone.
You can't just waltz back in
now that you've found your conscience.
It just doesn't work like that.
(YELLS) Go home!
That's alright, we'll try again...
...without all those judgey mum-eyes everywhere. (CHUCKLES)
Just the two of you chatting.
Give me the card.
Hm?
Give me the friggin' card.
Hey... Hey, no. Hey, what are you doing?
I don't deserve to be on there.
They do.
Please don't be mad at him. OK?
You couldn't hate him more than he hates himself right now.
Well, Marv should hate himself.
He's made his choices, and now he's made choices for me.
Choices that'll stuff everything.
OK, well, maybe, you know...
...maybe Sofa Jerk will finally acknowledge you
and bring it all out into the open.
Oh, by arresting me?
Great. Nice fix, Ed.
I'm still not going to Sledge.
Um... What about you? Coming to Sledge?
I want to meet Amy Parker.
What?
Wait, scissor girl? Come off it, Ritchie.
Going back is never a good thing.
I don't remember what happened, and it... it changed my whole life.
I want...
I think I want closure.
OK then.
I will help you find her. No. No, don't.
There is no such thing as closure, OK? It's closed.
You're OK, she's OK.
Just let it go and move on.
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
(SIGHS)
(DOG BARKS) Where you been?
I had to take training by myself.
With a bung knee.
Last day of training and you don't show up?
Coach and Captain? Slacker and loser's more like it.
Oh, my God.
Sal, have I lost my mind?
I mean, is that what it says?
$92,000?!
It just appeared on the fundraising account. It's like...
My God, Marv. Marv. Have a look.
Look.
Good to know not everyone's as cheap as you are, Marv.
It's from me.
Bullshit. You're tighter than a fish's bum.
I've been saving for ages, man.
Hey, what's the matter?
What's wrong?
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
Um...
There's something I have to tell you.
Oh, God, not cancer.
No, Mum, it's not cancer.
Are you in trouble? What'd you do?
Do you remember Suzanne?
What?
Yeah, well...
...she...
We had a baby,
and that's why I've been saving all this money,
because it was for her and for my daughter,
whose...
...whose name I don't even know.
Son...
But Suzanne doesn't want anything to do with me, so...
Why didn't you tell us?
Give the money to HER, son.
Dad, she doesn't want anything to do with me.
Ach!
What? It's not like I spent it on beers or anything.
I gave Christmas presents for our whole family,
and then the rest I gave to charity.
I thought you'd be pleased, man.
(BANGS ON CAR)
Hey...
...then you don't know the first thing about me or about being a man,
what it takes to be a father.
We're going home. Pack up the car.
(ELECTRICITY BUZZES)
(PHONE BUZZES)
(SIGHS)
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
(PHONE BUZZES)
(PHONE LINE RINGS)
Oh, no. Uh... No, no, no, no.
Whatever this is, I can't do it, not right now.
Uh-uh. No.
I just need a lift, Ed...
Oh! ...back to town.
'Ed'. OK. Alright, yeah, so, now you know me.
Why are you here? Huh?
It's always got something to do with the cards, but...
Hang on, wait.
I did the cards, so... so... Did I do this?
Did I make you come here?
(LAUGHS) No, Ed.
I really just need a lift. Can you do that?
No, I am not bloody driving you anywhere
till you tell me what's going on!
Who are you?!
OK.
I give people messages.
No. I give people messages.
(LAUGHS)
Wait, so...
...did I...did I get you to do stuff for me?
Did I...
Did I get you to break into my house and... and plant stuff?
No, Ed.
Well, how do you know? Voice was different.
Low. A man's voice.
OK, well, maybe I was putting it on. I have range.
Ed, you sound like a 12-year-old girl. I'd know your voice.
I...I don't sound like a 12-year...
OK, if it wasn't me calling, then who was it then, huh?
Did they leave a name? Did they say why? Why me?
Nah-uh.
Well, are you working right now?! Is this a job?
No, I'm not working now.
I just really need to get to town.
It's a date, if you must know.
But if I WAS working,
I'd do this.
(WINDOW SQUEAKS)
(CHUCKLES, TAPS WINDOW)
You know what to do, Ed.
Hey, wait. Hey, no, where are you going?
I'm just gonna walk into town. It'll be faster.
You're not much of a taxi driver, Ed.
Hope you're a better Messenger.
For Marv's sake.
See ya.
Wait... (DOOR SHUTS)
(INSECTS CHIRP)
(KNOCKS BRISKLY)
Shit's sake.
Ed, it's late. Get lost.
It's important.
If you wake her, you're a dead man.
(QUIETLY) OK. I'll be quiet then. I promise.
Thank you.
(DOOR SLAMS) Oh... Please! No!
Come on!
Oh! (KNOCKS)
You know he did try and see you, all those years ago.
But your dad, like, spooked him
and told him that he wasn't good enough for you,
that he never would be.
But he IS.
OK? He IS good enough!
He's got the biggest heart in the world, OK?
You know, you remember. You went out with him.
He deserves a second chance.
OK? His kid deserves to know him...
...to know what a wonderful and kind guy her dad is.
I'm not leaving till I convince you.
(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)
Alright then.
Do you remember when, um...
Do you remember when Mr Dalkin, the, uh... the Maths teacher,
do you remember when he split his pants
and the whole class was, like, massacring him, and he cried?
It was brutal.
But what did Marv do?
He put on his PE shorts in the middle of winter...
...and gave Mr Dalkin his own school pants.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
He said it was... What'd he say? He said it was disrespectful
to laugh at a full-grown man with his undies hanging out.
(LAUGHS)
God knows how much he spent on that stupid claw machine,
winning toys to give to his kid.
He has never, ever stopped wanting to make it right,
and he just... he's just never been brave enough to face you.
(SIGHS)
You know, when Dad died,
Marv sat with me for, like, days.
I'm not kidding.
He didn't move except to make tea.
He has always been there for me.
Even when he's giving me the shits and I don't want him to be.
I wish he could see what I see.
I wish YOU could.
My dad used to say that the goodness shone out of Marv...
...it just needed somewhere to go.
(PHONE BUZZES)
(GASPS)
Oh!
(BUZZING CONTINUES)
(GROANS)
Oh, shit. Sledge.
Oh.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
(BIRDS SQUAWK)
No way.
(GRUNTS)
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Ritch, what time do you call this? Morning to you.
Morning, Simon.
Morning.
Do you mind if I, um...
...go back to sleep?
Go right ahead. Cheers.
I really need my nine hours or it messes with my metabolism.
Oh!
I'm sure it does.
(LAUGHS) OK.
I'm gonna go see her.
What?
Amy's teaching drama camp.
No, Ritchie.
Today's the last day.
No.
God, Ritch, why?
Well, I don't remember anything.
How I felt.
Do you?
(SCOFFS)
I don't know, we were... what, we were mucking around,
we were doing some sort of craft.
Amy had those stupid plaits.
I don't know, then I heard screaming. Amy's face was bleeding.
You dropped the scissors and you climbed on the roof.
But why?
Why did I stab her?
All I can remember is the noise. Yeah, well, we were kids.
We stuck grapes up our nose. Why do we do anything?
But you didn't do it,
Amy didn't, so...
...why did I?
(SCOFFS)
(SIGHS)
So, you won't come with me? No.
Absolutely no way.
No.
So, what now? How do we infiltrate drama bootcamp? Mime our way in?
Sorry. Nerves.
I don't reckon she's here yet. It's too early.
Ritch, what if she doesn't want to see us?
(SCREAMS)
Ritch?
Hey, are you OK?
Yeah, sure.
(REMEMBERS) CHILD: Do it. Do it!
Do it.
I dare you.
Do it. Do it. Do it.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
MAN: Here comes the baby cavalry.
(LAUGHTER)
Are you old enough to have some pubes yet? (LAUGHS)
Thanks, Coach Softcock.
If that was the case, you wouldn't be a daddy, eh?
(WHISTLE BLOWS) Don't go attacking your own man.
Save it for the opponents.
Oh, look out, Father! Forgive me, Father, for my sins!
Please tell me we're not playing THEM.
Argh!
No, no, this isn't for me.
(GUFFAWS)
Yeah. Fair play.
Hey. No.
Hey! No! Put that on.
Alright, yeah, OK, so, we're a little bit depleted. That's OK.
OK, Sledge isn't about muscle, remember?
Man buns! He's a meat puppet!
Loves a good puppet, eh?
Alright, muscle helps.
But it's about getting them with our words, OK, like we practised.
Right, Marv?
Look out!
Marv.
Oi, Marv.
Where's your mum?
I reckon you need her on your team. I hear she's fast.
Goes hard in the scrum. Loves a tackle. Boom!
(LAUGHTER)
High tackle! High tackle!
That's me boning your mum. I'm tackling her.
Are you really gonna take that?
Or you're gonna stand here and you're gonna let him say that to you?
Ooh!
Hey, at least I have a mum, Gav!
At least I wasn't found in a nappy bin, you piece of shit!
Oh!
Hey, go brush your teeth.
Alright, everyone, bring it in. Wuss! Wuss! Wuss!
OK, now, we're a bit low on numbers, and that's pretty shithouse.
Where's Ritch and Auds?
Oh, think they're on their way.
Are we really gonna let these inbreds win?
Are we gonna let these dickwads walk all over us?
OTHERS: No! Tell us that we're not good enough?
Tell us that we did jack shit, even though we did the honourable thing,
even though we showed up and we still got knocked out
and we still got rejected?
No! OTHERS: No.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna go out on the field
and we're gonna suck it up.
OK? Now everyone look to your left!
Now everyone look to your right!
You got my back? You got my back?!
OTHERS: Yeah! I've got your back!
Now put your back in the middle! Now let's go!
Moledale, baby!
OTHERS: Moledale!
(CHEERING)
(BIRD SQUAWKS)
So, why are you here?
Um...
Well, it was actually Ritchie's idea.
It's been on her mind again the whole...
You know, she doesn't really remember what happened,
and I said that's pretty normal.
I mean, it was ages ago, so...
What do you remember?
Uh... Doing craft and mucking around.
(REMEMBERS) CHILD: Do it. Do it.
Cut her hair. Cut her hair.
I dare you. Do it.
I told you your hair was like a dirty doormat.
Said you stank.
Pretty shitty thing to say.
I don't remember that.
Do you?
I don't.
Auds, we were always scrapping, you and me.
You always ended up in the middle.
I did?
Yeah.
Auds and I loved the drama.
I missed it when I left.
I didn't want to go to a new school.
My parents made me after the whole...
They totally overreacted.
Blew it up into this huge thing.
It WAS a huge thing.
What I did, there was no excuse.
More like what WE did.
It's not all on you, Ritch.
It was an accident.
I should have said something, told them that.
But I figured you two always had each other.
I knew Audrey'd have your back.
(REMEMBERS) Do it. Do it.
Cut her hair.
Do it, Ritchie.
Audrey!
I dare you.
Do it.
(SCREAMS)
My boyfriend says my scar's one of the things that makes me me.
He's pretty keen on it, actually, which is sweet.
And weird.
Yeah, go down, go down, go down! Someone get that kid a Happy Meal!
Down! Go down! Oh, yeah!
Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed!
Marv! Marv!
Go! Hey, cocktard!
Your car's got more bangs than you.
(CHORTLES)
Hey, at least I don't go mistaking my car for a nanny.
Ooh! You're a bad dad!
Yeah, you heard me, boy.
It was you?
You fuckin'... Yeah. Yeah.
Mother... (WHISTLE BLOWS)
Gotcha!
Bin. 10 minutes.
You wanna make it 20? Come on, off you go.
(LAUGHS)
Hey, say hi to my mate Axel for me, eh?
(LAUGHS)
Hey, Axel! Hey, son!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Oh!
Marv, what the hell?!
Oh, yes!
You did this? Mm-hm.
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Melinda, this is Marv.
Marv, this is Melinda.
Pleased to meet you, Melinda.
I might have been a bit hasty about the money and stuff.
It'll really help.
Yeah.
Will you like to draw with me?
Of course! Uh... Want to sit here?
What's your favourite colour?
Um...
Pink, blue and purple,
red, orange, yellow, green.
Argh!
Ooh! (GRUNTS)
Oh!
Hey, you OK?
That went well, considering.
I mean, she seems fine.
Good, even. Potentially kinky boyfriend, but...
Ritch?
Hey.
She doesn't blame you.
You didn't ruin her life.
Come on, let's get out of here. Maybe I'll stay for a bit.
Alright. Do you want me to st... All good.
What about Sledge?
Now you wanna go to Sledge?
Alright.
I'll just see you there then.
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
Yeah, and we're here now.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
I use that to draw.
OK, which colour do you...
Is that her? You came!
Looks like it.
Wait, where's Ritch?
Went and saw Amy just before.
It was actually OK, I think.
You think? I told her to wait for me.
Butterfly!
A butterfly. A butterfly?
Nothing now...
Hello.
Hi!
Hi, darling. This is for you.
Oh, you're a lucky girl, Melinda.
What do you say? Thank you.
Oh, you're welcome, you're welcome.
There wasn't much of a selection at the petrol station, I'm afraid.
I love love hearts.
Here, for later.
So that you don't have to listen to all the nasty words.
Let's put those on! Put those on?
You listen to some good music and have a dance if you want to.
I want.
Dad...
(SIGHS)
Look, I just want to say I'm sorry.
Hi, sweet girl. Do you know who that is?
You're a tough act to live up to, you know that?
What if I can't do it?
Son...
...you're already doing it.
Look, about the donation, Dad, I just...
Hey, we'll worry about that later, eh?
Yep.
(CHUCKLES)
Love you, Dad.
(PHONE BUZZES)
(REMEMBERS) Do it. Cut her hair.
I dare you.
(SCREAMS)
Why did you attack her?
Audrey, say something, please.
Audrey? Please, don't leave me!
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
Right, give me the card.
Please.
(LAUGHS)
Love you, bro.
We good?
You're nothing like my dad.
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
Oh, but if you let her down, I will cut your balls off.
I won't. Promise. Never.
(BLOWS WHISTLE) Oh! Jesus!
OK, game on, you weasel brains.
OK, everyone, bring it in. We got this.
Oh, yes.
Oh, she's here. She's here.
Uh... Ed, you're off. Give me your BIB.
Quick, quick, quick. Yes! Ritchie!
It's about time!
Now we're talking.
OK! Alright! Guys, wake up now.
Here we go! We got this.
(APPLAUSE)
Go get 'em, Ritchie! Whoo!
Here we go. One, two, three, four, five.
Argh!
Ritch!
(YELLS) You told me to do it!
I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
(BLOWS WHISTLE) On side. Off side. The game hasn't started yet.
I got the blame for all of it and you got nothing!
I've had a voice in my head!
I thought it was me, but it was you?!
You told me to do it, to cut her hair!
She turned at the wrong time!
(SCREAMS) Ritch, Ritch, Ritch!
(SCREAMS)
Ritch!
Come on!
You didn't say anything. You... You... You just left me.
I couldn't. You got to have a life.
You got to go to uni,
you got to have relationships and do whatever you want!
But I got the blame for all of it!
You back off, Ritchie!
Are you alright? Come on, sweetie.
You took my life.
Do you hear me?
You took my life!
She was the one person who stood by you.
How dare you attack her?!
(SCREAMS)
Ritch! Ritch! Relax, man! I'm so sorry.
Ritchie. You're good.
Officers! Over here!
No, Hal, it's OK.
This is the one. There's no harm done.
She assaulted my daughter. She's just upset.
You're not taking her, alright?
I'm not gonna let them take you. I got you.
Ritch? Marvin Leota?
What?
I'm arresting you for the assault of Don King.
No, no, no, Marv's a good boy. There must be a mistake.
Whoa, hey, hey, hey!
Marv! But what about Ritchie?!
No.
No!
(CACOPHONY)
This is bullshit!
Excu...
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
(HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLING)
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
(HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLING)
(WHISTLE blows)
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(YELLS) Stop!
(SILENCE)
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
I'm on your side, Audrey. Stop!
Stop being on my side!
How could she leave without saying goodbye?
We... We have a rule.
Why is it that you never ask me whether I'm OK?
ED: Show me the world according to Ritchie.
All of it.
Marv called. They locked him up.
He's still there.
I called Suzanne. She said I'm not allowed to see Melinda again.
It's a bad idea. How is it bad? He won't even know.
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