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<i>What was Alibi.com?</i>

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<i>It was a company that could fix
all your problems.</i>

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<i>Fed up with a deadbeat husband?</i>

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<i>We had the solution!</i>

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How long is your quarantine?

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<i>The doctors say</i>

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at least a week.

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All well with the kids?

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Fine. But I must admit,
I miss you too!

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<i>I have to go for my meds.</i>

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Good luck.

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<i>No money for a TV show?</i>

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<i>We were there for you.</i>

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This show is a lifelong dream.

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Soon, I'll be on the other side
of the world.

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<i>All doors for departure,</i>

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<i>prepare for take-off.</i>

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After an 8-hour flight and drive,

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we finally arrive

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among the Watibou tribe.

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It's another world.

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Move your car, asshole!

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<i>Sick of being the school loser?</i>

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DORK

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What a dork!

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<i>We took care of it.</i>

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Who's that girl?

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Are you kidding?

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You cheated with <i>him</i>?

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Leave her alone.

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You wanna get a "Will Smith"?

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Shit, he nuked him!

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He's so hot.

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<i>There were three of us.</i>

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<i>I was the brains.</i>

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<i>Augustin, the tech whiz,
was the hacker.</i>

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<i>Medi was the smooth-talker.</i>

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<i>In short, that was Alibi.com,</i>

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<i>which I closed,
to save my relationship.</i>

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<i>Although life now is
a bit less exciting.</i>

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I'm bored!

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Want to make a model?

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Something less geriatric?

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What do you mean? Hang on.

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You could focus on me instead...

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I'd love to, honey.

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As soon as I'm done.

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I need it for the club tonight.

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It's them.

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Hey, guys!

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<i>Hi, Greg! How are you?</i>

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How's the aircraft carrier?

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- Is it done?
<i>- What?</i>

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<i>What was that?</i>

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The aircraft carrier?

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<i>Coming along.
I'll add it to the fleet soon.</i>

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I just glued on my fourth chimney.

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Someone's at the door!

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Surprise!

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Hello.

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Oh shit.

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Mr. Comard is a little upset.

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Looky stole his phone again.

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Sorry, Mr. Comard.

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Yes, I'm very upset.

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Don't let it happen again.

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Or, next time, it's beddy-byes doggy.

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Really?

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- We'll be careful.
- Fine.

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Right.

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- Dessert?
- Sure.

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Can you get me the fondant?
I'll be back.

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Thanks.

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All set and ready?

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Yes, sir.

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Thanks.

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Hi, Dad.

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<i>Congratulations to the bride-to-be!</i>

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What do you mean?

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<i>I told you,</i>

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it's too soon to call.

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I'll call you later, Florence.

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Oops.

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WILL YOU MARRY ME

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Yes!

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I will, my love!

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Will you marry me, Flo?

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Yes.

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Come here.

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It was the worst proposal.

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But I'm the happiest woman ever.

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Your father's was worse.

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He said, "Want to pay less tax?

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Will you marry me?"

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I made up for it at the wedding.
We have the film.

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I want to see!

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Darling,

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are you sure about this?

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He did create an alibi
for your father's affair.

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That was a bit cheeky.

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I'll go repair the gate.

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He's been down since Alibi.

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He needs time.

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But we haven't laughed in ages.

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I laugh when I see your Dad shower.

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I heard that!

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I was thinking,

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what about a vegan menu?

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Please, no.

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I already live in a zoo

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since your Mum turned animal rights.

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It had a broken wing!

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Not the bird, I meant the monkey

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that broke the gate.

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I couldn't leave it!

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They used it to test plastic surgery.

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No kidding. Just look at it.

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Cheeta Kardashian...

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There he is.

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To the future Mrs. Van Huffel.

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We'll finally meet your parents!

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About time you stopped hiding them.

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Since they separated,
I don't see them much.

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I might not invite them.

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That's impossible.

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It's the biggest day of your life!

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You marry into a family.

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For us, family is sacred.

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It's happening now,

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the biggest soccer transfer
in history.

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Paris has spent 300 million euros

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to recruit this new star,
already a Golden Ball.

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He's landing right now,
here in Paris,

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all the world press are waiting.

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Hello,

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I'll take your bags.

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I'm glad you've come to Paris.

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Now we'll win the Champions League!

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It's that way.

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It's just a minor sprain, Idriss.

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Will you still be able
to play Auxerre on Sunday?

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- Been there long?
- Three months.

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I was training to be a pilot.

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Shit.

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How's Medi? What's he up to?

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His narcolepsy meds

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gave him insomnia, so he quit.

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Now he gets fired all the time.

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His last job was car racing.

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Handbrake U-turn. On my signal.

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Handbrake!

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Accelerate again.

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Two seconds behind.

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Go on, accelerate.

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Accelerate... accelerate...

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Now where?

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Where? Medi!

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He switched again.

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They've not noticed yet.

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Where's he working?

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There.

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POST OFFICE

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You're back on your meds?

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Yes. I want to change jobs.

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Why are we here?

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Wanna be my witnesses?

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Congratulations!

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You were anti-marriage!

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Sure, you saw my parents.

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You must be so happy.

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Yes and no.

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My in-laws want to meet my parents.

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- Oh shit.
- Definitely.

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We can make an alibi family!

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Like we did for DSK's son.

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No way. Alibi is over.

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I almost lost Flo because of that.

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You've no choice.

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It's your parents, or a last alibi.

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Son!

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How are you, Dad?

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How are you, champ?

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Still handsome.

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You're doing well.

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Gotta great deal on this house.

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Nasty divorce,
the couple had to sell fast.

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Marriage is such bullshit.

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It's so good to see you, darling!

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What's up?

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I came to ask,

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would you accept to see Dad again,
without fighting?

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I'm not the problem.
It's your crooked father.

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You'll have to check
he's not in jail.

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It's not me.
It's your psycho Mum.

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A chronic liar.

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She says I'm a con artist.

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But if you see her naked,
that's the real con!

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Tell me,

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why must I see your Dad?

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Darling, you're getting married!

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That's wonderful,

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wonderful!

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Sorry to bother you. I'm a huge fan.

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Can I have an autograph?

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You are an icon of charm.

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"Appoline and Louis, 16 cm,"
of course!

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I remember.

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And this one.

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"Scarbutt," goodness.

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What fun.

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And Rasta Wiener.

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Rasta Wiener!

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They were lovely guys.

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There.
- Thank you!

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We're ready for the spaceship scene.

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Sure.

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I'm coming.

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Camera.

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Action.

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"Appoline and the Sex-traterrestrial"

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Act 3, scene 2, take 1.

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I'm happy for you.

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Thanks, Dad.

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I hope you've saved up?

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- For the wedding?
- Divorce!

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That costs the most.

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Get the champagne, we'll celebrate.

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Why's he in our house, Dad?

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- Hello.
- Honey...

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Call the police!

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Let's go! Get out of here!

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Police.

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There's been an intruder.
Which one of you is it?

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It's him.

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<i>Sorry, son,</i>

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<i>but with my record,
I'd go straight to jail.</i>

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I'm going to trial
because of your shit!

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The owners came back early...

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People are so unreliable.

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<i>You're a pain.</i>

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This is our wedding castle!

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- It's beautiful.
- Nice, right?

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I have some big news.

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This isn't your coming out?

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My parents are coming.

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That's great!

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They can share the costs.

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We should meet before the wedding.

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Another bit of good news,

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I found our wedding tape.

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Want to see?

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Let's go.

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<i>We found this crook</i>

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<i>in our house.</i>

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<i>Trafficking animals...</i>

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<i>He sold cats and dogs,</i>

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<i>passing them off as rare pets.</i>

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How awful!

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I'm not violent,

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but I'd punch that guy!

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Right.

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Shall we watch the wedding?

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You played Eddy Mitchell?

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You know your Mum's a fan.

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<i>Gérard Martin,</i>

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<i>will you take as your wife</i>

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<i>Marlène Joséphine Tiset,</i>

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<i>here present?</i>

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<i>Marlène Joséphine Tiset,</i>

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<i>will you take as your husband</i>

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<i>Gérard Martin,</i>

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<i>here present?</i>

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Oh shit.

276
00:16:05,472 --> 00:16:06,513
What the hell?

277
00:16:06,555 --> 00:16:09,056
You taped porn over our wedding?

278
00:16:09,097 --> 00:16:10,222
Erotica.

279
00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:11,222
It's less...

280
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:12,222
It's more...

281
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,430
It's not the same.

282
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,931
- Dad, why?
- Why?!

283
00:16:14,972 --> 00:16:16,889
He loves that fake-boobed Barbie!

284
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,597
- They're real!
- For real.

285
00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:20,014
How do you know?

286
00:16:20,056 --> 00:16:21,555
You're into her too?

287
00:16:21,597 --> 00:16:23,513
No, you can just tell.

288
00:16:23,555 --> 00:16:25,097
It's so strange.

289
00:16:25,597 --> 00:16:26,931
I don't understand it.

290
00:16:26,972 --> 00:16:28,430
Liar! She's your fantasy.

291
00:16:28,472 --> 00:16:30,514
You had all her tapes.

292
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:33,263
You even gave me that
for my birthday.

293
00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:35,014
No...

294
00:16:35,056 --> 00:16:36,056
It's the same?

295
00:16:36,097 --> 00:16:38,180
- Yes.
- I like the design.

296
00:16:38,222 --> 00:16:39,639
You plunge down deep.

297
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,722
Well, you plunge...

298
00:16:40,764 --> 00:16:42,056
You sit down.

299
00:16:42,472 --> 00:16:44,639
Turn that crap off.

300
00:16:45,263 --> 00:16:46,263
You're sick.

301
00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:49,388
<i>You marry into a family.</i>

302
00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:51,597
<i>For us, family is sacred.</i>

303
00:16:57,097 --> 00:16:58,679
<i>Emergency meeting!</i>

304
00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:15,222
I can't believe this.

305
00:17:18,222 --> 00:17:21,388
If I bring my parents,
then it's over, for sure.

306
00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:23,430
I need alibi parents.

307
00:17:23,472 --> 00:17:25,764
They must be absolutely perfect.

308
00:17:25,806 --> 00:17:28,722
My father must be charming and funny.

309
00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:30,097
I've got a good one.

310
00:17:30,138 --> 00:17:33,347
What's the difference
between cunnilingus

311
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:34,847
and a Swiss chalet?

312
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,097
The view!

313
00:17:39,972 --> 00:17:40,931
Generous...

314
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,931
enjoy fine wines and, above all,

315
00:17:42,972 --> 00:17:45,014
he must be an animal lover.

316
00:17:45,056 --> 00:17:47,430
I love animals. Have lots.

317
00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:49,056
Really?

318
00:17:49,097 --> 00:17:50,305
I've got lamb,

319
00:17:51,056 --> 00:17:52,222
elephant,

320
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,388
even some croc.

321
00:17:56,764 --> 00:17:57,847
Sorry, sir,

322
00:17:57,889 --> 00:17:59,098
but it won't work.

323
00:17:59,138 --> 00:18:01,764
Is it because I am black?

324
00:18:04,889 --> 00:18:06,056
Racist.

325
00:18:06,597 --> 00:18:09,722
My Mum mustn't be
physically attractive.

326
00:18:09,764 --> 00:18:11,514
No risk for my father-in-law.

327
00:18:11,555 --> 00:18:13,305
Zero charisma, inconspicuous,

328
00:18:13,347 --> 00:18:15,305
almost invisible.

329
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:17,597
When does she arrive?

330
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:18,806
I'm here.

331
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:23,014
It's been 30 minutes,
but I didn't dare disturb.

332
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,639
Perfect!

333
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,847
Thank you.

334
00:18:30,514 --> 00:18:32,889
I've got a contact for Patrick Fiori.

335
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:35,056
He could sing at the wedding.

336
00:18:35,098 --> 00:18:36,222
Flo loves him.

337
00:18:36,263 --> 00:18:38,847
Great, right?
- If he sings for free.

338
00:18:39,514 --> 00:18:40,722
Hi.

339
00:18:41,263 --> 00:18:42,347
Sorry we're late.

340
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,764
Yes, sorry...

341
00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:45,597
I see you've met my Mum?

342
00:18:47,389 --> 00:18:51,222
I said hello when I arrived,
but you didn't hear.

343
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,180
I didn't want to disturb.

344
00:18:53,222 --> 00:18:54,347
Hello.

345
00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:56,931
How was the journey from Brittany?

346
00:18:56,972 --> 00:18:58,597
Not great, someone stole my...

347
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,680
What's going on outside?

348
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,305
It's in the tree!

349
00:19:02,347 --> 00:19:05,305
An old lady's cat is stuck in a tree.

350
00:19:05,347 --> 00:19:06,347
Move aside!

351
00:19:18,639 --> 00:19:19,889
My love, Marlène,

352
00:19:19,931 --> 00:19:21,180
Gérard,

353
00:19:21,222 --> 00:19:22,514
meet my father.

354
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,347
- Son!
- What's up, Dad?

355
00:19:34,389 --> 00:19:35,347
Hello.

356
00:19:35,389 --> 00:19:36,597
Marlène, Gérard,

357
00:19:36,639 --> 00:19:38,555
I apologise for being late.

358
00:19:38,597 --> 00:19:39,931
I had to check in,

359
00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:43,263
then help an old lady
retrieve her poor cat.

360
00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:45,098
We hadn't noticed.

361
00:19:45,138 --> 00:19:46,472
We did. A bit.

362
00:19:46,514 --> 00:19:48,305
- A drink?
- Sure.

363
00:19:48,347 --> 00:19:49,889
Thank you, Josette.

364
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,222
I owed you one.

365
00:19:51,263 --> 00:19:54,847
You got my husband
into a retirement home.

366
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,514
He was such a jerk.

367
00:19:56,555 --> 00:19:58,305
Hello, pumpkin!

368
00:19:58,347 --> 00:20:01,056
I hear you worked in South Africa?

369
00:20:01,098 --> 00:20:03,514
Yes, I was lucky in business,

370
00:20:03,555 --> 00:20:05,180
so now I devote myself

371
00:20:05,222 --> 00:20:08,263
to work that earns less,
but means more to me.

372
00:20:08,305 --> 00:20:09,555
Like what?

373
00:20:10,347 --> 00:20:13,014
I set up an anti-poaching charity.

374
00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:15,931
Wonderful!

375
00:20:16,597 --> 00:20:17,722
As Gandhi said,

376
00:20:17,764 --> 00:20:19,430
"We can judge a nation..."

377
00:20:19,472 --> 00:20:22,138
"...by the way it treats its animals."
Exactly!

378
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,889
They say, a good quote...

379
00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:28,389
always comes in Gandhi.

380
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:34,931
So, Dominique,

381
00:20:34,973 --> 00:20:37,263
Greg said you work in media?

382
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:39,264
Yes, I sell discount TVs.

383
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:43,847
What was Greg like as a kid?
Give us the dirt!

384
00:20:44,389 --> 00:20:45,931
He was a shy kid.

385
00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:47,931
<i>He loved writing stories.</i>

386
00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:50,389
He was a shy kid.

387
00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:52,347
He loved writing stories,

388
00:20:52,389 --> 00:20:53,555
wanted to write films.

389
00:20:53,597 --> 00:20:55,098
He loved Jean-Claude Van Damme.

390
00:20:55,138 --> 00:20:56,430
He loved...

391
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,264
- Jean-Claude Van Damme.
- Already?

392
00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:00,138
Well!

393
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,597
You're here?

394
00:21:01,639 --> 00:21:02,931
You too!

395
00:21:02,973 --> 00:21:04,681
Our friend Maurice.

396
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,347
Why are you here?

397
00:21:06,389 --> 00:21:08,764
On a date with a hot chick.

398
00:21:08,806 --> 00:21:13,555
I think I'm close
to fulfilling one of my fantasies.

399
00:21:13,597 --> 00:21:16,138
- Which one?
- Group sex...

400
00:21:17,056 --> 00:21:18,472
How many people?

401
00:21:18,889 --> 00:21:20,681
Two would be a start.

402
00:21:20,722 --> 00:21:22,806
Since you started online dating,

403
00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:24,264
you're unstoppable.

404
00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:26,389
- What's that?
- Protein.

405
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:27,806
For my muscles.

406
00:21:28,305 --> 00:21:30,014
Think this comes naturally?

407
00:21:31,014 --> 00:21:33,389
- Can I take some wine?
- Of course.

408
00:21:34,681 --> 00:21:37,681
How come someone like you
is still single?

409
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:39,889
DiCaprio is too.

410
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:40,973
That's true.

411
00:21:41,014 --> 00:21:43,430
Actually, I'm single too and...

412
00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:46,347
Congratulations, Flo and Greg!

413
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,014
I work at City Hall,

414
00:21:49,056 --> 00:21:50,472
so I'll marry you!

415
00:21:52,222 --> 00:21:53,764
My babe's here.

416
00:21:55,264 --> 00:21:56,305
See you later.

417
00:21:56,347 --> 00:21:57,472
Bye, Maurice.

418
00:22:04,098 --> 00:22:05,264
Hi.

419
00:22:13,472 --> 00:22:15,347
It went down the wrong way.

420
00:22:15,389 --> 00:22:18,472
Great, Thierry.
Now let's move on to phase 2.

421
00:22:21,056 --> 00:22:23,347
<i>The Pope told me</i>

422
00:22:23,973 --> 00:22:26,681
<i>That making love</i>

423
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,556
<i>Out of wedlock</i>

424
00:22:31,472 --> 00:22:33,014
<i>Is a sin</i>

425
00:22:35,472 --> 00:22:38,430
<i>I had to announce the news</i>

426
00:22:39,305 --> 00:22:41,472
<i>To my parish</i>

427
00:22:43,014 --> 00:22:44,264
<i>I'm a priest</i>

428
00:22:45,722 --> 00:22:48,389
<i>I took a dose of whisky</i>

429
00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:50,430
<i>To help write my sermon</i>

430
00:22:51,264 --> 00:22:53,639
<i>I passed a sleepless night</i>

431
00:22:53,681 --> 00:22:55,681
<i>Asking too many questions</i>

432
00:22:56,848 --> 00:22:58,222
<i>But at dawn...</i>

433
00:22:58,264 --> 00:23:01,056
I wish we'd met your Dad before.

434
00:23:01,472 --> 00:23:03,056
A lot of wrong notes.

435
00:23:03,764 --> 00:23:04,764
Sorry, but...

436
00:23:05,430 --> 00:23:06,806
<i>I ran to my flock</i>

437
00:23:07,222 --> 00:23:08,597
<i>My dear brothers</i>

438
00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,056
<i>My dear sisters</i>

439
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,973
<i>Join in the chorus with me</i>

440
00:23:13,014 --> 00:23:16,597
<i>No Boogie-woogie
before your evening prayers</i>

441
00:23:19,222 --> 00:23:20,973
The check, please.

442
00:23:21,014 --> 00:23:22,848
The gentleman already paid.

443
00:23:23,973 --> 00:23:26,431
<i>Now love has become a mortal sin</i>

444
00:23:26,848 --> 00:23:29,431
<i>Don't provoke your eternal father</i>

445
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:33,431
<i>No Boogie-woogie
before your evening prayers</i>

446
00:23:47,098 --> 00:23:48,931
It's all going to plan.

447
00:23:48,973 --> 00:23:52,264
What will you do with them
after the wedding?

448
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:56,389
I'll say they got back together
and moved countries.

449
00:23:56,806 --> 00:23:58,472
Now we move to step two.

450
00:23:58,514 --> 00:23:59,722
Tell my real parents

451
00:23:59,764 --> 00:24:00,973
the wedding is off.

452
00:24:04,056 --> 00:24:05,098
Hi, Dad.

453
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,973
<i>I can't talk, son.</i>

454
00:24:07,014 --> 00:24:08,556
<i>I'm in a waiting room.</i>

455
00:24:08,597 --> 00:24:09,848
It's important.

456
00:24:09,889 --> 00:24:11,556
<i>I'll call you back.</i>

457
00:24:12,806 --> 00:24:15,180
I'll try my mother.

458
00:24:17,806 --> 00:24:19,014
You okay, Mum?

459
00:24:19,556 --> 00:24:22,931
<i>I just popped by to see
your Godmother Nathalie,</i>

460
00:24:22,973 --> 00:24:27,139
so she can fix the dress
I bought for your wedding.

461
00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:30,056
<i>I'll go on video so you can see.</i>

462
00:24:30,098 --> 00:24:31,514
<i>Do you like it?</i>

463
00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:33,222
<i>It cost a fortune.</i>

464
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:35,139
It's lovely, Mum, but...

465
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,764
<i>And the shoes!</i>

466
00:24:36,806 --> 00:24:38,931
<i>Aren't they lovely!</i>

467
00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:44,389
<i>Satin and diamonds.</i>

468
00:24:45,556 --> 00:24:48,639
<i>That's a funny face.
Don't you like them?</i>

469
00:24:48,681 --> 00:24:51,347
They're lovely. But I have bad news.

470
00:24:51,389 --> 00:24:52,639
The wedding's off.

471
00:24:52,681 --> 00:24:53,848
<i>What?</i>

472
00:24:54,222 --> 00:24:55,431
<i>Why?</i>

473
00:24:55,472 --> 00:24:56,806
We split up.

474
00:24:56,848 --> 00:24:58,015
It's all cancelled.

475
00:24:58,056 --> 00:24:59,389
<i>Cancelled...</i>

476
00:25:00,806 --> 00:25:02,305
<i>But you seemed...</i>

477
00:25:02,347 --> 00:25:05,098
<i>so happy about the wedding.</i>

478
00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:08,347
<i>But...</i>

479
00:25:09,056 --> 00:25:10,889
<i>What are you doing here?</i>

480
00:25:10,931 --> 00:25:12,723
<i>Right.</i>

481
00:25:12,764 --> 00:25:14,597
<i>What are you doing here?</i>

482
00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:17,431
<i>Enough lying.
Nathalie and I are in love.</i>

483
00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:18,639
<i>Just like that!</i>

484
00:25:18,681 --> 00:25:20,681
<i>Just as she inherits her fortune.</i>

485
00:25:20,723 --> 00:25:22,139
<i>Her father died?</i>

486
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:23,472
<i>You're rich?</i>

487
00:25:24,015 --> 00:25:24,973
<i>I had no idea.</i>

488
00:25:25,015 --> 00:25:26,264
<i>Of course not.</i>

489
00:25:26,305 --> 00:25:30,389
<i>You're a scumbag, a crook...</i>

490
00:25:31,639 --> 00:25:32,848
<i>You're pathetic.</i>

491
00:25:32,889 --> 00:25:34,848
<i>Son, save me! She's mad.</i>

492
00:25:34,889 --> 00:25:36,931
<i>She's going to kill me!</i>

493
00:25:36,973 --> 00:25:38,264
<i>Please...</i>

494
00:25:38,306 --> 00:25:39,723
<i>With my best friend!</i>

495
00:25:41,639 --> 00:25:43,389
I'm so glad they're not coming.

496
00:25:43,431 --> 00:25:47,180
Gotta go. I'm on trial
for animal trafficking.

497
00:25:47,222 --> 00:25:48,472
Thanks, Dad.

498
00:25:48,514 --> 00:25:49,848
Good luck.

499
00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:58,264
Don't worry about your sentence.

500
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:00,306
With your record, I'm confident.

501
00:26:00,723 --> 00:26:01,973
- Really?
- Sure.

502
00:26:02,015 --> 00:26:03,139
I know the judge.

503
00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:04,347
He's nice.

504
00:26:04,973 --> 00:26:06,139
Good luck.

505
00:26:19,015 --> 00:26:20,306
How are you, Mr Comard?

506
00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:21,598
Well.

507
00:26:22,306 --> 00:26:24,222
Extremely well.

508
00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:32,556
That sucks.

509
00:26:32,598 --> 00:26:35,973
If you leave the house
the police come, right?

510
00:26:36,015 --> 00:26:38,472
I'm lucky.
I can walk to the mail box.

511
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,598
Delay the wedding?

512
00:26:40,639 --> 00:26:41,931
I can't.

513
00:26:41,973 --> 00:26:44,098
It's in under a week. Flo would flip.

514
00:26:44,139 --> 00:26:47,389
It's paid. And my fake-Dad
won't be available.

515
00:26:47,848 --> 00:26:49,180
What'll you do?

516
00:26:53,514 --> 00:26:54,931
I have an idea.

517
00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:57,514
The castle's gotta cancel.

518
00:26:58,764 --> 00:26:59,931
So I need you.

519
00:27:01,264 --> 00:27:02,264
Throw!

520
00:27:06,056 --> 00:27:08,139
Shit! Damn chicken.

521
00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:09,139
- Marco.
- What?

522
00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:10,347
Folk to see you.

523
00:27:10,389 --> 00:27:12,306
What?

524
00:27:13,931 --> 00:27:14,931
Waddya want?

525
00:27:15,514 --> 00:27:17,472
Hello, we work at City Hall

526
00:27:17,514 --> 00:27:19,681
and we've good news.

527
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:20,931
We've found you

528
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,848
some land where you can stay
a few months.

529
00:27:25,806 --> 00:27:26,806
A castle?

530
00:27:27,222 --> 00:27:29,389
For my daughter Josée's wedding!

531
00:27:29,431 --> 00:27:31,264
My wife'll be thrilled. Right, Josée?

532
00:27:31,306 --> 00:27:32,723
That's me!

533
00:27:32,764 --> 00:27:35,056
They have the same name?

534
00:27:35,098 --> 00:27:37,639
When I call for a beer,
I get two.

535
00:27:38,181 --> 00:27:40,973
That's my son, José.
The youngest.

536
00:27:42,264 --> 00:27:43,848
We'll head off.

537
00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:46,514
- Good luck settling in.
- Wait!

538
00:27:47,015 --> 00:27:49,015
We thank those who help us.

539
00:27:49,056 --> 00:27:50,848
We'll drink to celebrate.

540
00:27:50,890 --> 00:27:52,056
It's 10 a.m.

541
00:27:52,098 --> 00:27:53,973
So? It's never too late.

542
00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:57,639
<i>I'll tell you about Christophe</i>

543
00:27:57,681 --> 00:28:00,806
<i>Who's not really very big</i>

544
00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:02,848
Marco, we're thirsty!

545
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:04,431
We're rusting up.

546
00:28:05,222 --> 00:28:07,890
There's brandy in my trailer.

547
00:28:09,431 --> 00:28:11,556
- What are you doing?
- It's there.

548
00:28:12,639 --> 00:28:13,848
Not that...

549
00:28:13,890 --> 00:28:15,514
What is it?

550
00:28:15,931 --> 00:28:17,389
That's brandy...

551
00:28:23,389 --> 00:28:24,514
What's wrong?

552
00:28:25,723 --> 00:28:27,848
My husband's left me.

553
00:28:29,681 --> 00:28:30,848
Miguel.

554
00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:32,015
Why?

555
00:28:32,681 --> 00:28:36,306
I caught him with another woman
in his arms.

556
00:28:38,723 --> 00:28:41,431
So I ran him over with a truck.

557
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,973
I didn't know it was his Grandma.

558
00:28:45,681 --> 00:28:46,681
Bummer.

559
00:28:48,848 --> 00:28:51,931
Miguel... I miss him so much.

560
00:28:51,973 --> 00:28:53,139
Who cares?

561
00:28:54,098 --> 00:28:55,639
Let's find Josée.

562
00:28:55,681 --> 00:28:56,890
Which one?

563
00:28:57,806 --> 00:28:59,806
Don't drink that, you moron!

564
00:28:59,848 --> 00:29:02,473
You told me to take the brandy.

565
00:29:02,514 --> 00:29:04,098
That's not brandy!

566
00:29:04,139 --> 00:29:05,556
What is it?

567
00:29:09,389 --> 00:29:11,264
The memory of past history...

568
00:29:23,681 --> 00:29:25,347
Now, it's an orphan.

569
00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:39,598
<i>Medi, it's Greg.
I'm calling Augustin too.</i>

570
00:29:47,264 --> 00:29:48,931
Okay, guys? Success?

571
00:29:48,973 --> 00:29:50,389
Yeah, I think so.

572
00:30:00,556 --> 00:30:02,098
Shit, I think I screwed up.

573
00:30:03,015 --> 00:30:05,473
You didn't sleep with his wife?

574
00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:06,973
I don't understand.

575
00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:09,890
Are you nuts?
You want to get us killed?

576
00:30:09,931 --> 00:30:12,431
How could you be so stupid?

577
00:30:12,931 --> 00:30:15,306
What about Greg? The mission?

578
00:30:18,264 --> 00:30:20,015
I think I screwed up too.

579
00:30:20,306 --> 00:30:22,015
<i>You suck, we've got work.</i>

580
00:30:22,057 --> 00:30:23,723
Get here quickly.

581
00:30:23,765 --> 00:30:25,222
Coming!

582
00:30:25,264 --> 00:30:26,681
<i>Squatters at the castle?</i>

583
00:30:26,723 --> 00:30:28,431
Yes, travelling folk.

584
00:30:28,473 --> 00:30:29,598
<i>Really?</i>

585
00:30:29,639 --> 00:30:32,306
The owners say
they won't be gone in time.

586
00:30:32,348 --> 00:30:34,057
<i>What will you do?</i>

587
00:30:35,139 --> 00:30:37,514
Apart from a campsite, I don't know.

588
00:30:37,806 --> 00:30:39,306
Everything's booked up.

589
00:30:39,348 --> 00:30:41,139
It'll be cheaper.

590
00:30:41,181 --> 00:30:43,222
<i>I'm not in the mood for jokes.</i>

591
00:30:43,264 --> 00:30:44,890
It wasn't a joke.

592
00:30:45,306 --> 00:30:46,348
I'm so upset.

593
00:30:50,848 --> 00:30:52,181
I'll call you back.

594
00:31:02,890 --> 00:31:05,306
If we can't get married in a castle,

595
00:31:05,348 --> 00:31:06,723
the castle comes to us.

596
00:31:08,598 --> 00:31:11,473
Thank you. We'll honeymoon next door?

597
00:31:11,514 --> 00:31:13,556
You don't like it? Really?

598
00:31:15,015 --> 00:31:16,348
I even hurt my ankle.

599
00:31:16,389 --> 00:31:19,431
I'm ready to work from home.

600
00:31:22,139 --> 00:31:24,556
As long as I marry you, I'm happy.

601
00:31:27,181 --> 00:31:29,306
It'll be my second-best day ever.

602
00:31:29,723 --> 00:31:31,598
After our first time?

603
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,015
Make that the second...

604
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,181
The first was over so fast.

605
00:31:37,598 --> 00:31:39,306
I kept thinking of my ex.

606
00:31:42,306 --> 00:31:43,640
Seriously?

607
00:31:44,264 --> 00:31:45,890
- No way.
- I'm so clumsy.

608
00:31:47,057 --> 00:31:48,431
My glass is empty.

609
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,848
That was so cold.

610
00:31:49,890 --> 00:31:51,098
Thanks.

611
00:31:53,264 --> 00:31:55,473
Now both sides match.

612
00:31:57,264 --> 00:31:58,932
You're messing with me?

613
00:31:59,348 --> 00:32:00,431
Watch out!

614
00:32:00,473 --> 00:32:01,890
Or what?

615
00:32:01,932 --> 00:32:04,848
You know who the boss is here.

616
00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:30,765
- No.
- Oh yes.

617
00:32:30,806 --> 00:32:32,556
- Not my boat.
- Put it down.

618
00:32:37,348 --> 00:32:39,973
There, that's good. You see?

619
00:32:58,973 --> 00:33:00,098
You're in for it!

620
00:33:03,848 --> 00:33:05,098
Looky!

621
00:33:22,515 --> 00:33:23,640
You sunk my ship?

622
00:33:24,473 --> 00:33:25,806
It's the Titanic.

623
00:33:26,223 --> 00:33:28,098
I said you were no match for me.

624
00:33:30,015 --> 00:33:32,139
- You win.
- By the way...

625
00:33:32,556 --> 00:33:35,306
You'll pay for my extensions
for the wedding,

626
00:33:35,348 --> 00:33:36,848
of course.

627
00:33:46,223 --> 00:33:47,223
So...

628
00:33:49,223 --> 00:33:51,181
who's the boss?

629
00:33:51,681 --> 00:33:54,223
Come to bed. We've got work tomorrow.

630
00:34:00,015 --> 00:34:03,973
<i>At home, the forests sway
And the rooftops scrape the sky</i>

631
00:34:05,598 --> 00:34:09,473
<i>The mountain streams are wild
And the snows are eternal</i>

632
00:34:11,264 --> 00:34:15,640
<i>At home, the wolves are at our doors
And the kids understand them</i>

633
00:34:16,931 --> 00:34:20,889
<i>We hear the cries of New York
And the boats on the Seine</i>

634
00:34:22,057 --> 00:34:24,181
<i>I'll go wherever you want me to</i>

635
00:34:24,722 --> 00:34:26,890
<i>I love your desires and your light</i>

636
00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:31,181
<i>All landscapes look like you
When you light them up</i>

637
00:34:32,388 --> 00:34:33,597
<i>I'll go where you go</i>

638
00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:36,556
<i>My country will be you</i>

639
00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:39,180
<i>I'll go where you go</i>

640
00:34:39,223 --> 00:34:42,264
<i>Whatever the place
Wherever the place</i>

641
00:34:43,973 --> 00:34:45,640
Did I ever say I love you?

642
00:34:48,348 --> 00:34:49,431
That's a shame.

643
00:35:04,598 --> 00:35:05,973
Not too tight?

644
00:35:10,306 --> 00:35:11,598
To the airport.

645
00:35:24,807 --> 00:35:27,306
- Hi!
- What are you doing?

646
00:35:27,723 --> 00:35:28,848
How did you find me?

647
00:35:28,890 --> 00:35:30,223
The invite!

648
00:35:30,890 --> 00:35:33,139
You must be sad about the breakup.

649
00:35:33,181 --> 00:35:35,390
We won't add to it by fighting.

650
00:35:35,431 --> 00:35:38,306
So we've called a truce.

651
00:35:38,348 --> 00:35:39,681
That's great.

652
00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:41,264
I forgive you.

653
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,598
We'll talk later, I'm super busy.

654
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,723
We know about breakups. It's hard.

655
00:35:45,765 --> 00:35:49,765
You can cry in front of us.
We're your parents, son.

656
00:35:49,807 --> 00:35:50,765
We're here.

657
00:35:50,807 --> 00:35:52,264
It's better with Flo.

658
00:35:52,306 --> 00:35:55,099
All good, madly in love. Really!

659
00:35:55,139 --> 00:35:58,057
That's wonderful news.

660
00:35:58,099 --> 00:35:59,515
Everything's fixed?

661
00:36:00,598 --> 00:36:02,015
Looky, where's my bra?

662
00:36:02,057 --> 00:36:03,807
Is that her?

663
00:36:04,223 --> 00:36:05,682
Introduce us.

664
00:36:05,723 --> 00:36:08,932
No. That's my neighbour. Not Flo.

665
00:36:08,973 --> 00:36:11,390
I live in the house next door.

666
00:36:11,431 --> 00:36:13,932
Like an idiot, I noted it wrong.

667
00:36:13,973 --> 00:36:16,015
Actually, let's go inside.

668
00:36:16,057 --> 00:36:17,598
Let's go.

669
00:36:18,848 --> 00:36:20,306
Come in,

670
00:36:20,348 --> 00:36:21,598
please.

671
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,099
I locked the keys inside.

672
00:36:30,139 --> 00:36:32,431
We can't go in. Bummer...

673
00:36:32,473 --> 00:36:33,807
Don't worry.

674
00:36:34,515 --> 00:36:36,057
I do it all the time.

675
00:36:37,057 --> 00:36:38,181
Great!

676
00:36:40,015 --> 00:36:42,807
Locks are like riding a bike,
you never forget.

677
00:36:43,807 --> 00:36:45,015
There.

678
00:36:47,390 --> 00:36:48,807
Welcome to my home.

679
00:36:48,848 --> 00:36:49,890
It's big!

680
00:36:50,348 --> 00:36:53,431
I'm dying to meet
our future daughter-in-law.

681
00:36:53,473 --> 00:36:56,598
She's out shopping.
She'll be a while.

682
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,765
We've got time, we'll wait.

683
00:37:03,765 --> 00:37:04,848
Augustin, it's me.

684
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,556
I'm in trouble. My parents are here.

685
00:37:07,598 --> 00:37:09,640
<i>I took them to the neighbour's house.</i>

686
00:37:09,682 --> 00:37:10,932
Isn't he in?

687
00:37:10,974 --> 00:37:12,515
<i>He's on vacation.</i>

688
00:37:12,556 --> 00:37:15,765
They're waiting for Flo
to return from shopping.

689
00:37:16,139 --> 00:37:17,890
Play for time. We're on it.

690
00:37:18,306 --> 00:37:19,515
Thanks!

691
00:37:31,807 --> 00:37:33,598
<i>You've reached Greg.</i>

692
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,807
<i>Leave a message.</i>

693
00:37:41,974 --> 00:37:43,390
Why are you wet?

694
00:37:43,431 --> 00:37:46,473
Cheeta Kardashian played
with the plumbing.

695
00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:48,723
What happened to your hair?

696
00:37:48,765 --> 00:37:52,099
I'll explain. I have to fix it.
Come in.

697
00:37:54,015 --> 00:37:56,765
Wouldn't you rather sit with us?

698
00:37:56,807 --> 00:38:00,557
I've something in the oven.
I'll stay here, just in case.

699
00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:06,431
<i>We're here.
Your fake fiancée has arrived.</i>

700
00:38:06,974 --> 00:38:08,099
I'll be right back.

701
00:38:10,598 --> 00:38:11,598
Hi.

702
00:38:24,015 --> 00:38:25,057
Miguel?

703
00:38:25,099 --> 00:38:26,723
No, I'm Greg. Got that?

704
00:38:26,765 --> 00:38:28,139
Not Miguel, Greg.

705
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:29,890
Yes, sorry, Greg.

706
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,015
Be careful.

707
00:38:33,557 --> 00:38:36,139
They've done a good job.
Are you okay?

708
00:38:36,557 --> 00:38:37,640
A bit stressed.

709
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:40,431
<i>Don't worry, Shana. Just repeat</i>

710
00:38:40,473 --> 00:38:42,431
what I say in your earpiece. Okay?

711
00:38:44,223 --> 00:38:46,515
Let's go.

712
00:38:49,057 --> 00:38:52,015
Dad, Mum, meet Flo.
She's just arrived.

713
00:38:53,181 --> 00:38:55,139
She's been shopping.

714
00:38:55,181 --> 00:38:56,348
We were waiting!

715
00:38:56,390 --> 00:38:57,640
Pleased to meet you,

716
00:38:57,682 --> 00:38:58,974
<i>Daniel and Appoline.</i>

717
00:38:59,015 --> 00:39:01,890
Pleased to meet you,
Daniel and Appoline.

718
00:39:02,515 --> 00:39:04,099
Of course.

719
00:39:05,348 --> 00:39:06,515
You're beautiful.

720
00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:09,515
Lovely!

721
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:11,890
I love this photo.

722
00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,390
<i>I love this photo.</i>

723
00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:18,348
How are you, Flo?

724
00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:20,890
Good! Why are you here?
Have you seen Greg?

725
00:39:20,932 --> 00:39:22,598
We kidnapped him.

726
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,431
For his stag party.

727
00:39:24,473 --> 00:39:25,640
He's at the airport.

728
00:39:25,682 --> 00:39:28,473
In the rush, we forgot his passport.

729
00:39:29,473 --> 00:39:30,640
Heading where?

730
00:39:31,348 --> 00:39:32,515
Marrakesh!

731
00:39:32,557 --> 00:39:34,057
Marrakesh? Okay.

732
00:39:34,099 --> 00:39:35,223
Let's go?

733
00:39:35,265 --> 00:39:37,890
- You could've said.
- It was last minute.

734
00:39:37,932 --> 00:39:39,890
I brought you a gift.

735
00:39:42,932 --> 00:39:44,598
<i>Thanks, that's kind.</i>

736
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,682
Thanks, that's kind.

737
00:39:48,598 --> 00:39:49,682
What the fuck?

738
00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:51,473
What the fuck?

739
00:39:54,431 --> 00:39:55,890
It's a candle.

740
00:39:55,932 --> 00:39:57,265
A scented candle.

741
00:39:57,306 --> 00:40:00,682
Jasmine. Don't you like Jasmine?

742
00:40:00,723 --> 00:40:02,598
I love Jasmine. It was a joke.

743
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,890
I love Jasmine. It was a joke.

744
00:40:05,682 --> 00:40:07,181
Great!

745
00:40:07,223 --> 00:40:09,432
Let's light it.

746
00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:11,390
You'll see how nice it smells.

747
00:40:12,432 --> 00:40:13,682
I'm so glad

748
00:40:13,723 --> 00:40:15,473
you've both made up.

749
00:40:16,557 --> 00:40:19,140
Did you make your cake to apologise?

750
00:40:19,473 --> 00:40:20,682
Dad, I was eight...

751
00:40:20,723 --> 00:40:23,473
Whenever Greg got into trouble,

752
00:40:23,515 --> 00:40:25,348
he used to make us a cake...

753
00:40:27,515 --> 00:40:28,682
Shit!

754
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:31,765
That's my car.

755
00:40:31,807 --> 00:40:32,890
It's clamped now.

756
00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:35,057
Unclamp it! I need it.

757
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,598
...with candies spelling out

758
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,974
sorry, spelled SORREY.

759
00:40:41,015 --> 00:40:43,598
I need my quota to pay
for my holidays.

760
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,515
Screw your holidays!

761
00:40:45,557 --> 00:40:46,682
Fuck off.

762
00:40:46,724 --> 00:40:47,849
It was so sweet.

763
00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:49,015
Fuck off.

764
00:40:54,265 --> 00:40:55,265
She...

765
00:40:55,974 --> 00:40:57,306
makes a lot of jokes.

766
00:40:59,473 --> 00:41:01,181
We were worried!

767
00:41:01,223 --> 00:41:02,974
Never a dull moment!

768
00:41:05,265 --> 00:41:07,057
Get out, I'm off to the pound.

769
00:41:07,099 --> 00:41:08,473
You're going nowhere!

770
00:41:08,890 --> 00:41:10,849
A small hitch, I'll be back.

771
00:41:10,890 --> 00:41:12,348
<i>A small hitch,</i>

772
00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:13,765
I'll be back.

773
00:41:25,473 --> 00:41:27,390
You're staying after all?

774
00:41:28,849 --> 00:41:31,515
I'll take your kids on holiday!

775
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,849
<i>It'll be fine this afternoon...</i>

776
00:41:43,890 --> 00:41:45,557
It'll be fine this afternoon,

777
00:41:45,598 --> 00:41:47,932
across the Paris region.

778
00:41:48,348 --> 00:41:51,765
Weather will be mixed
from the northwest to the south.

779
00:41:51,807 --> 00:41:53,932
In Brittany and the Loire,

780
00:41:53,974 --> 00:41:55,974
skies will be overcast,

781
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,598
with low clouds dispersing to reveal

782
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,181
patches of sunshine.

783
00:42:02,099 --> 00:42:03,598
Good to know.

784
00:42:09,307 --> 00:42:10,807
Medi! We're not done!

785
00:42:11,390 --> 00:42:15,348
And Happy Feast Day to all Raouls!

786
00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:16,515
Of course.

787
00:42:17,473 --> 00:42:19,932
I don't know any Raouls,
but congrats!

788
00:42:19,974 --> 00:42:21,473
Happy Feast Day, Raoul.

789
00:42:22,932 --> 00:42:23,890
So,

790
00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:25,682
in the end,

791
00:42:25,724 --> 00:42:28,057
what's happening with the wedding?

792
00:42:28,099 --> 00:42:29,598
It's postponed.

793
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,765
After our fight,
I cancelled the castle.

794
00:42:32,807 --> 00:42:34,724
It got booked up.

795
00:42:34,765 --> 00:42:38,057
Now there's nothing available
until next year.

796
00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,390
What a shame.

797
00:42:40,432 --> 00:42:42,640
There must be a way.

798
00:42:42,682 --> 00:42:44,515
Perhaps a nice hotel,

799
00:42:44,932 --> 00:42:46,140
a guest house...

800
00:42:49,974 --> 00:42:51,849
Stand back! Water!

801
00:42:51,890 --> 00:42:53,557
That's alcohol!

802
00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:56,223
Don't add kirsch. Greg!

803
00:42:57,515 --> 00:43:00,682
Looky, the photo! Don't go in!

804
00:43:01,390 --> 00:43:02,432
He's not home?

805
00:43:02,473 --> 00:43:06,765
Greg? No, he's at his stag party
in Marrakesh.

806
00:43:06,807 --> 00:43:08,849
Greg's parents are lovely.

807
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:11,557
His father is so handsome.

808
00:43:11,599 --> 00:43:12,974
Such charisma!

809
00:43:13,432 --> 00:43:15,473
He reminds me of my first love.

810
00:43:15,515 --> 00:43:16,682
It wasn't Dad?

811
00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:18,140
Men like flattery,

812
00:43:18,181 --> 00:43:20,724
so I always said he deflowered me.

813
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:21,807
No way!

814
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,473
It was the '70s, darling,

815
00:43:23,515 --> 00:43:26,223
we threw caution to the wind.
It was yoohoo!

816
00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:31,724
Weren't you in the shower?

817
00:43:32,181 --> 00:43:33,807
I had to get a towel.

818
00:43:36,223 --> 00:43:38,599
- Something wrong?
- I'm fine.

819
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,307
Like I just bought a new car,
but it had mileage on it.

820
00:43:46,265 --> 00:43:48,265
Is the house next door on fire?

821
00:43:49,348 --> 00:43:50,557
Shit!

822
00:43:55,390 --> 00:43:56,599
Is anyone in?

823
00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:01,599
Yes? What is it?

824
00:44:04,432 --> 00:44:05,891
Can I help you?

825
00:44:06,765 --> 00:44:09,849
There's smoke coming out
of your house.

826
00:44:10,599 --> 00:44:13,140
- The owner's out?
- I'm his mother.

827
00:44:13,181 --> 00:44:15,223
Don't worry about the smoke.

828
00:44:15,265 --> 00:44:18,849
It's just a curtain that caught fire
from a candle.

829
00:44:18,891 --> 00:44:21,390
We were all a bit distracted,

830
00:44:21,432 --> 00:44:24,265
because my son's wedding
is postponed.

831
00:44:24,307 --> 00:44:26,515
That just happened to me!

832
00:44:26,974 --> 00:44:28,016
Really?

833
00:44:28,515 --> 00:44:29,891
What a coincidence.

834
00:44:29,932 --> 00:44:32,348
We decided to marry in the garden.

835
00:44:32,390 --> 00:44:35,891
In the garden...
That's a great idea!

836
00:44:36,557 --> 00:44:38,891
Swooning over your son-in-law's Dad...

837
00:44:38,932 --> 00:44:40,432
And lying to me.

838
00:44:40,473 --> 00:44:43,891
I might want a paternity test for Flo.

839
00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:45,599
It was 30 years ago!

840
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,724
How can you talk of lying

841
00:44:47,765 --> 00:44:49,473
when you cheated on me,

842
00:44:49,515 --> 00:44:52,099
said Appoline's videos
weren't yours

843
00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:54,390
and those were diabetes pills?

844
00:44:56,016 --> 00:44:59,307
Typical. Now you change the subject.

845
00:44:59,348 --> 00:45:03,016
Stop acting innocent.
Men are all the same.

846
00:45:03,057 --> 00:45:05,474
So no need to test out others.

847
00:45:24,474 --> 00:45:25,891
Anyone there?

848
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,640
Hands up!

849
00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:54,891
Another man sees you naked.

850
00:46:18,557 --> 00:46:19,807
Are you okay, Gérard?

851
00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:21,099
I'm fine.

852
00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:22,390
Shit!

853
00:46:25,515 --> 00:46:27,016
Still okay?

854
00:46:27,974 --> 00:46:29,474
I'm fine.

855
00:46:42,390 --> 00:46:43,474
Marlène!

856
00:46:43,515 --> 00:46:44,724
Help! Do something.

857
00:47:01,390 --> 00:47:04,432
Please Marlène, stop.
Call for help!

858
00:47:04,474 --> 00:47:05,974
It's a lovely garden.

859
00:47:06,016 --> 00:47:07,265
Unless it rains...

860
00:47:07,307 --> 00:47:08,390
Mum?

861
00:47:09,307 --> 00:47:10,557
Why's she here?

862
00:47:10,599 --> 00:47:13,140
Hello. Have we met?

863
00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:15,182
There's a burglar!

864
00:47:15,223 --> 00:47:16,223
What?

865
00:47:16,265 --> 00:47:17,390
Call the police!

866
00:47:34,016 --> 00:47:36,265
<i>In this unassuming house,</i>

867
00:47:36,307 --> 00:47:38,807
<i>a couple was attacked yesterday.</i>

868
00:47:38,849 --> 00:47:40,849
<i>A horrifying experience,</i>

869
00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:42,682
<i>recounts one of the victims,</i>

870
00:47:42,724 --> 00:47:45,557
<i>who wished to remain anonymous.</i>

871
00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:48,182
<i>My wife and I were relaxing
in the bathroom,</i>

872
00:47:48,223 --> 00:47:50,349
<i>when we heard a sudden noise.</i>

873
00:47:50,390 --> 00:47:52,265
<i>I was a bit scared, it seemed odd.</i>

874
00:47:52,307 --> 00:47:56,974
<i>And then suddenly this jackass
appears with a knife...</i>

875
00:47:57,016 --> 00:47:59,432
<i>A sword, in fact.</i>

876
00:47:59,849 --> 00:48:03,432
<i>Now for the football.
Since ruining Paris's team,</i>

877
00:48:03,474 --> 00:48:07,432
<i>Augustin has become a star in Marseille.</i>

878
00:48:19,974 --> 00:48:20,932
What's this?

879
00:48:20,974 --> 00:48:22,349
Why are you all here?

880
00:48:23,058 --> 00:48:24,182
Surprise!

881
00:48:24,223 --> 00:48:25,766
You like it?

882
00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:28,432
If you can't get married in a castle,

883
00:48:28,474 --> 00:48:30,849
the castle will come to you.

884
00:48:30,891 --> 00:48:32,058
The wedding is on!

885
00:48:32,099 --> 00:48:33,349
Of course!

886
00:48:33,390 --> 00:48:34,641
It's your neighbour!

887
00:48:34,682 --> 00:48:36,265
Happened to her too.

888
00:48:36,307 --> 00:48:38,265
She's lovely.

889
00:48:38,307 --> 00:48:42,724
Unlike her mother...
Who's a real bitch.

890
00:48:42,766 --> 00:48:44,641
You see,

891
00:48:44,682 --> 00:48:47,349
everyone's here, even Granny.

892
00:48:47,390 --> 00:48:50,682
Congratulations, my little Greg.

893
00:48:50,724 --> 00:48:51,724
Thanks, Gran.

894
00:48:51,766 --> 00:48:56,432
I always thought he was gay
as a picnic basket.

895
00:48:57,016 --> 00:48:59,682
Her hearing aid settings
are broken...

896
00:48:59,724 --> 00:49:01,223
What's wrong?

897
00:49:01,265 --> 00:49:03,390
You look sad, you're not pleased?

898
00:49:03,432 --> 00:49:06,933
I think it's great. But it's Flo...

899
00:49:06,974 --> 00:49:08,933
She really wanted a castle.

900
00:49:08,974 --> 00:49:10,766
She's delighted!

901
00:49:10,807 --> 00:49:13,224
She's setting up the cocktail bar.

902
00:49:16,058 --> 00:49:17,099
Hi, darling!

903
00:49:18,307 --> 00:49:20,641
There's activities for the kids.

904
00:49:20,682 --> 00:49:22,933
We have to watch Marius...

905
00:49:22,974 --> 00:49:25,641
No, Marius! What are you doing?

906
00:49:25,682 --> 00:49:27,891
Don't destroy the cactus!

907
00:49:27,933 --> 00:49:29,599
This is impossible, we can't.

908
00:49:29,641 --> 00:49:31,849
We need to change the date!

909
00:49:31,891 --> 00:49:33,349
We can't do it on the fly.

910
00:49:33,390 --> 00:49:34,933
Don't panic.

911
00:49:34,974 --> 00:49:37,766
It's all fixed.
We can't change the date.

912
00:49:37,807 --> 00:49:40,891
After my trial,
I'm not sure I'll be let out.

913
00:49:40,933 --> 00:49:43,557
I'm not missing my son's wedding!

914
00:49:43,599 --> 00:49:44,933
Of course not.

915
00:49:46,307 --> 00:49:47,599
It's a nightmare!

916
00:49:47,641 --> 00:49:49,349
This means two weddings...

917
00:49:49,390 --> 00:49:50,432
The same day.

918
00:49:50,474 --> 00:49:51,724
Next door.

919
00:49:52,307 --> 00:49:55,016
It's impossible. It's way too risky.

920
00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:57,307
If we had time, it'd be doable.

921
00:49:57,349 --> 00:49:58,724
What do you think?

922
00:49:58,766 --> 00:50:00,474
A photo of the Maldives?

923
00:50:01,182 --> 00:50:02,390
For our honeymoon.

924
00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:04,974
But it's a fake wedding!

925
00:50:05,016 --> 00:50:07,766
We could have a fake honeymoon.

926
00:50:08,432 --> 00:50:10,016
And fake kids.

927
00:50:10,432 --> 00:50:12,557
Have you ever tried a moustache?

928
00:50:20,432 --> 00:50:23,140
They're off to Flo's hen party!

929
00:50:23,182 --> 00:50:24,599
Brilliant.

930
00:50:24,641 --> 00:50:26,390
We've got time to plan.

931
00:50:26,432 --> 00:50:29,016
Our luck has finally turned.

932
00:50:29,058 --> 00:50:31,432
We need suncream for Marrakesh!

933
00:50:32,058 --> 00:50:33,265
Marrakesh?

934
00:50:34,140 --> 00:50:36,016
Where are we going?

935
00:50:43,641 --> 00:50:46,390
How will Flo believe
I'm in Marrakesh too?

936
00:50:46,432 --> 00:50:49,016
I might have a solution.

937
00:50:55,474 --> 00:50:57,182
That's good. Great.

938
00:50:57,682 --> 00:50:58,641
That's really good.

939
00:50:58,682 --> 00:50:59,933
- Mr Hafid?
- Yes?

940
00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:01,265
Will this work?

941
00:51:01,307 --> 00:51:04,182
All the Moroccan clubs will want him.

942
00:51:04,641 --> 00:51:06,766
But, Mr Hafid,

943
00:51:06,808 --> 00:51:08,599
let's be honest, he's fat.

944
00:51:08,641 --> 00:51:11,224
You can't say "fat" anymore.

945
00:51:11,265 --> 00:51:12,474
What then?

946
00:51:12,516 --> 00:51:15,100
Fat people no longer exist.

947
00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:17,390
They do, but they're not fat.

948
00:51:17,432 --> 00:51:19,516
You say "curvy."

949
00:51:19,557 --> 00:51:21,808
Look at me, blink.

950
00:51:21,849 --> 00:51:24,557
Tighten the belt, give it your all.

951
00:51:24,599 --> 00:51:26,016
Work it, baby.

952
00:51:26,058 --> 00:51:28,100
I'm so happy to work for you.

953
00:51:28,557 --> 00:51:30,140
It's a childhood dream.

954
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:34,849
Abibi.com, how can I help?

955
00:51:34,891 --> 00:51:36,432
It's Medi from Alibi.com.

956
00:51:36,974 --> 00:51:39,182
<i>Medi, my man, what a pleasure.</i>

957
00:51:39,224 --> 00:51:40,474
<i>By the way,</i>

958
00:51:40,516 --> 00:51:41,766
thanks for the Moroccan license.

959
00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:43,140
We're a hit.

960
00:51:43,182 --> 00:51:45,516
Everybody lies here.

961
00:51:46,682 --> 00:51:48,224
We need your help.

962
00:51:48,265 --> 00:51:49,390
<i>Hang on.</i>

963
00:51:49,432 --> 00:51:51,349
I'll get my Macbook.

964
00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:00,724
I'm listening, Medi.

965
00:52:00,766 --> 00:52:02,391
<i>Greg's meant to be in Morocco.</i>

966
00:52:02,432 --> 00:52:04,766
<i>Keep his fiancée away.</i>

967
00:52:05,391 --> 00:52:07,849
That's beginners's stuff. Easy.

968
00:52:07,891 --> 00:52:11,100
I'll take care of it,
she'll suspect nothing.

969
00:52:16,933 --> 00:52:19,557
<i>Shall we meet tomorrow?</i>

970
00:52:19,974 --> 00:52:24,224
<i>I'll stop by to see you
at Club Marmara.</i>

971
00:52:24,265 --> 00:52:26,641
It's our song!

972
00:53:06,891 --> 00:53:09,808
We interrupt the programme
for a news flash.

973
00:53:11,557 --> 00:53:12,891
We interrupt...

974
00:53:12,933 --> 00:53:15,891
the programme for a news flash.

975
00:53:15,933 --> 00:53:18,516
Yesterday, in south Marrakesh,

976
00:53:18,557 --> 00:53:21,599
a professional gang
of drunk women

977
00:53:21,641 --> 00:53:24,766
broke into a mosque during prayers.

978
00:53:24,808 --> 00:53:27,683
One was disguised as a princess.

979
00:53:27,724 --> 00:53:30,724
Then they stole all the shoes,

980
00:53:30,766 --> 00:53:32,391
during prayers.

981
00:53:32,432 --> 00:53:35,391
Sacrilege, shock,

982
00:53:35,432 --> 00:53:36,391
disbelief...

983
00:53:36,432 --> 00:53:37,933
Girls, come see.

984
00:53:39,016 --> 00:53:40,100
Girls!

985
00:53:40,140 --> 00:53:42,391
Here's the proof on video.

986
00:53:43,933 --> 00:53:45,808
<i>Give us back our shoes.</i>

987
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,432
We were that drunk?

988
00:53:48,474 --> 00:53:51,016
Now authorities are concerned

989
00:53:51,058 --> 00:53:53,849
about the disappearance
of the Raï singer

990
00:53:53,891 --> 00:53:56,307
Cheb Aziz, AKA the reptile.

991
00:53:56,349 --> 00:53:59,391
He was last seen at the nightclub,

992
00:53:59,432 --> 00:54:00,641
the Marmara.

993
00:54:05,474 --> 00:54:07,100
What is it?

994
00:54:08,891 --> 00:54:12,224
- A knife?
- I can't go to jail.

995
00:54:12,266 --> 00:54:14,641
My son needs me. His Dad's a jerk.

996
00:54:16,016 --> 00:54:17,599
Is this a joke?

997
00:54:23,349 --> 00:54:24,349
Hold on,

998
00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:25,724
I can explain.

999
00:54:25,766 --> 00:54:28,266
I'm just an intern.
I don't want to die.

1000
00:54:32,766 --> 00:54:34,432
- Why do that?
- I dunno.

1001
00:54:34,474 --> 00:54:36,100
It was a reflex.

1002
00:54:36,557 --> 00:54:37,641
Great.

1003
00:54:37,683 --> 00:54:39,307
Now what?

1004
00:54:43,140 --> 00:54:44,516
Hide him in here.

1005
00:54:44,558 --> 00:54:45,891
Not in a suitcase!

1006
00:54:51,641 --> 00:54:53,641
"Not in a Suitcase",

1007
00:54:53,683 --> 00:54:58,058
the new novel by Sam Sonitte,

1008
00:54:58,100 --> 00:55:00,307
published by Rolling Bags,

1009
00:55:00,349 --> 00:55:03,140
explores the world of illicit luggage.

1010
00:55:03,432 --> 00:55:04,432
<i>I'm in a taxi.</i>

1011
00:55:04,474 --> 00:55:05,641
It's Greg.

1012
00:55:05,683 --> 00:55:07,724
<i>There in 15.</i>

1013
00:55:07,766 --> 00:55:08,933
He's on his way.

1014
00:55:08,975 --> 00:55:12,641
No way. He knows my husband.
He can't come.

1015
00:55:12,683 --> 00:55:15,349
Great. So what do I say?

1016
00:55:15,391 --> 00:55:18,558
It won't work.
I know her, she doesn't lie.

1017
00:55:20,516 --> 00:55:21,558
It's her.

1018
00:55:22,016 --> 00:55:23,599
Why's she video calling?

1019
00:55:23,641 --> 00:55:25,724
You're meant to be in a taxi.

1020
00:55:31,016 --> 00:55:32,182
Let's go.

1021
00:55:33,808 --> 00:55:35,975
Honey, sorry to call so late,

1022
00:55:36,016 --> 00:55:38,266
I've only just got some signal.

1023
00:55:38,307 --> 00:55:41,349
We went biking and got stuck
in a sandstorm.

1024
00:55:41,391 --> 00:55:42,349
I'm so sorry.

1025
00:55:42,391 --> 00:55:45,349
<i>What a shame.
I fly out this afternoon.</i>

1026
00:55:45,391 --> 00:55:46,724
<i>See you at home.</i>

1027
00:55:46,766 --> 00:55:47,975
<i>Yeah, okay.</i>

1028
00:55:48,016 --> 00:55:51,058
I'm just five minutes from the hotel.

1029
00:55:51,391 --> 00:55:52,766
I can see it.

1030
00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:53,850
<i>I'll call you later.</i>

1031
00:55:53,891 --> 00:55:55,474
<i>- Bad signal.
</i>- Sure.

1032
00:55:55,516 --> 00:55:57,766
<i>- Love you!
</i>- Love you too. Take care.

1033
00:56:00,349 --> 00:56:02,641
Stop! He's hung up.

1034
00:56:04,224 --> 00:56:06,141
I can't believe she lied to me.

1035
00:56:11,975 --> 00:56:14,182
- Don't forget that.
- Thanks.

1036
00:56:16,683 --> 00:56:18,724
What happens in Marrakesh,
stays there.

1037
00:56:18,766 --> 00:56:20,558
Of course!

1038
00:56:20,599 --> 00:56:21,891
Love you, bye.

1039
00:56:50,933 --> 00:56:52,850
I'll just pee, then send it.

1040
00:56:52,891 --> 00:56:55,724
<i>The wedding's tomorrow! Pee later.</i>

1041
00:56:55,766 --> 00:56:57,933
Okay, fine. I'll send it now.

1042
00:57:14,266 --> 00:57:15,641
Is anyone there?

1043
00:57:18,141 --> 00:57:19,850
I warn you, I'm armed.

1044
00:57:28,391 --> 00:57:29,433
What's that?

1045
00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:44,641
What the fuck?

1046
00:58:32,349 --> 00:58:33,599
It's the big day.

1047
00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:35,683
Stressed?

1048
00:58:37,017 --> 00:58:38,349
A bit, of course.

1049
00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:42,391
I'll let you get ready.
See you at the wedding.

1050
00:58:48,058 --> 00:58:49,516
Thank you.

1051
00:58:49,558 --> 00:58:51,266
I haven't said "Yes" yet.

1052
00:58:51,308 --> 00:58:53,182
For changing.

1053
00:58:53,224 --> 00:58:55,141
Becoming a man I can trust.

1054
00:59:01,391 --> 00:59:02,808
Did I say I love you?

1055
00:59:05,725 --> 00:59:06,891
I love you.

1056
00:59:36,058 --> 00:59:37,808
Remember the plan?

1057
00:59:37,850 --> 00:59:39,891
We greet them, go to the altar,

1058
00:59:39,933 --> 00:59:41,474
and when I ask, you say?

1059
00:59:41,516 --> 00:59:45,558
"No". My ex is back and I realised
I'm still in love with him.

1060
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,808
Perfect!

1061
00:59:46,850 --> 00:59:48,391
I act sad, they leave,

1062
00:59:48,433 --> 00:59:50,308
and I go to my real wedding.

1063
00:59:51,182 --> 00:59:53,100
Hurry, they're here.

1064
00:59:53,141 --> 00:59:55,600
- No news of Augustin?
- It's weird.

1065
00:59:58,100 --> 00:59:59,100
Hey!

1066
00:59:59,141 --> 01:00:01,433
He's so handsome.

1067
01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:02,600
Alright, Mum?

1068
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,224
Dad?

1069
01:00:04,266 --> 01:00:05,975
We're proud of our son.

1070
01:00:07,017 --> 01:00:08,516
Calm down, kids.

1071
01:00:08,558 --> 01:00:10,017
Move it!

1072
01:00:10,058 --> 01:00:11,892
Marius is such a thug.

1073
01:00:11,933 --> 01:00:14,349
I'll hit you if you climb up.

1074
01:00:14,391 --> 01:00:15,850
What's that drone?

1075
01:00:15,892 --> 01:00:18,516
Jean-Pierre, my director friend.

1076
01:00:18,558 --> 01:00:22,017
He took amazing shots for
"Big Dicks in Wonderland".

1077
01:00:22,058 --> 01:00:23,433
He's very good.

1078
01:00:23,474 --> 01:00:25,224
Jean-Pierre!

1079
01:00:26,933 --> 01:00:27,975
Hey, uncles!

1080
01:00:28,017 --> 01:00:29,558
You brought beer?

1081
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,683
Don't worry, it's for the match.

1082
01:00:33,349 --> 01:00:35,058
Go, Paris!

1083
01:00:38,266 --> 01:00:39,933
Still no news of Augustin.

1084
01:00:39,975 --> 01:00:41,933
Too bad, we can't wait.

1085
01:00:58,933 --> 01:01:02,725
And these wonderful reasons
are why I am so happy

1086
01:01:03,224 --> 01:01:05,933
to celebrate the wedding of Greg

1087
01:01:06,391 --> 01:01:09,224
and Flo, who made him happy
from day one.

1088
01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:10,474
Come on!

1089
01:01:11,141 --> 01:01:14,017
Now, the moment
we've been waiting for.

1090
01:01:14,058 --> 01:01:15,558
Grégory Robert Van Huffel,

1091
01:01:16,641 --> 01:01:19,100
do you take Florence Paulette Martin
as your wife?

1092
01:01:19,141 --> 01:01:20,308
I do.

1093
01:01:21,433 --> 01:01:23,141
Florence Paulette Martin,

1094
01:01:23,183 --> 01:01:26,058
do you take
Grégory Robert Van Huffel

1095
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:27,516
as your husband?

1096
01:01:44,683 --> 01:01:45,933
Florence?

1097
01:01:47,141 --> 01:01:48,224
Yes.

1098
01:01:50,224 --> 01:01:51,308
Sorry?

1099
01:01:51,933 --> 01:01:53,058
Are you sure?

1100
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:54,600
Yes!

1101
01:01:59,766 --> 01:02:02,725
I now pronounce you husband and wife.

1102
01:02:02,766 --> 01:02:04,058
For better or for worse.

1103
01:02:04,558 --> 01:02:07,641
Congratulations! How lovely.

1104
01:02:08,850 --> 01:02:11,141
Long live the happy couple!

1105
01:02:11,183 --> 01:02:13,349
I know it'll be a wonderful wedding.

1106
01:02:13,933 --> 01:02:17,933
You've found a wonderful husband.
Who loves and respects you.

1107
01:02:17,975 --> 01:02:21,349
Who's become an upright
and honest person.

1108
01:02:22,224 --> 01:02:24,058
Enjoy your day.

1109
01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:26,183
It will be memorable.

1110
01:02:37,017 --> 01:02:38,224
Flo's ring!

1111
01:02:39,224 --> 01:02:41,933
Don't worry. Now, the real wedding.

1112
01:02:41,975 --> 01:02:43,516
I don't have a ring!

1113
01:02:43,558 --> 01:02:45,725
- Where's Augustin?
- I dunno.

1114
01:02:45,767 --> 01:02:46,975
Hey, guys!

1115
01:02:50,558 --> 01:02:52,183
Thanks for coming.

1116
01:03:05,516 --> 01:03:06,933
My rickshaw!

1117
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,933
Marco, look.

1118
01:03:09,975 --> 01:03:11,808
The gorgio who screwed your wife!

1119
01:03:11,850 --> 01:03:15,516
I'm gonna rip his head off.
I'll smash his face in!

1120
01:03:59,516 --> 01:04:01,475
First who cries loses?

1121
01:04:01,516 --> 01:04:04,725
With this make-up,
it'd better not be me,

1122
01:04:04,767 --> 01:04:06,100
or you're toast.

1123
01:04:08,350 --> 01:04:10,641
We did well with our daughter.

1124
01:04:11,975 --> 01:04:16,183
I hope she takes after her father
in terms of resilience.

1125
01:04:16,892 --> 01:04:19,767
And her mother,
for finding a wonderful husband.

1126
01:04:21,391 --> 01:04:22,767
You're not the first,

1127
01:04:23,642 --> 01:04:25,308
but you'll be the last.

1128
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:32,558
Welcome!

1129
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,059
I am very proud

1130
01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:39,100
to marry Florence and Grégory today.

1131
01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:43,141
For those who don't know me,
I'm a family friend.

1132
01:04:43,183 --> 01:04:45,100
People call me Maurice,

1133
01:04:45,141 --> 01:04:48,183
but, girls, you can call me tonight.

1134
01:04:51,017 --> 01:04:52,516
What joy

1135
01:04:52,975 --> 01:04:54,767
to marry you, Florence.

1136
01:04:54,808 --> 01:04:55,975
In fact,

1137
01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:57,767
you remind me of your Mum.

1138
01:04:59,642 --> 01:05:01,892
Her long legs,

1139
01:05:01,933 --> 01:05:03,892
slender and firm,

1140
01:05:04,475 --> 01:05:07,642
her corset that showed off
her breasts.

1141
01:05:22,183 --> 01:05:23,600
Jean-Pierre, delighted.

1142
01:05:24,059 --> 01:05:25,308
What the hell?

1143
01:05:25,975 --> 01:05:28,350
- Really!
- That's chick's bipolar.

1144
01:05:28,391 --> 01:05:29,725
Grabs my ass, then attacks.

1145
01:05:29,767 --> 01:05:31,224
You've gotta choose.

1146
01:05:49,141 --> 01:05:51,141
Who's the strongest? Me!

1147
01:05:56,683 --> 01:05:59,934
To be honest,
I'm glad Greg's getting married.

1148
01:05:59,975 --> 01:06:03,642
Less competition for single people
like me.

1149
01:06:03,683 --> 01:06:04,892
By the way,

1150
01:06:04,934 --> 01:06:08,225
any singles out there?

1151
01:06:12,350 --> 01:06:14,225
As I was saying...

1152
01:06:21,975 --> 01:06:23,433
I hope you'll embody

1153
01:06:23,934 --> 01:06:26,266
happiness and faithfulness,

1154
01:06:26,808 --> 01:06:28,017
like your mother

1155
01:06:28,558 --> 01:06:29,558
and

1156
01:06:31,725 --> 01:06:32,683
that's enough.

1157
01:06:32,725 --> 01:06:34,350
In short, Grégory

1158
01:06:34,391 --> 01:06:35,808
Robert Van Huffel,

1159
01:06:35,850 --> 01:06:37,141
do you take,

1160
01:06:37,183 --> 01:06:39,975
as your wife, Florence

1161
01:06:40,017 --> 01:06:42,683
Paulette Martin, here present?

1162
01:06:44,391 --> 01:06:45,391
I do.

1163
01:06:46,850 --> 01:06:49,183
Florence Paulette Martin,

1164
01:06:49,225 --> 01:06:51,850
do you take as your husband

1165
01:06:51,892 --> 01:06:54,059
Grégory Robert Van Huffel,

1166
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:55,225
here present?

1167
01:06:58,391 --> 01:06:59,391
I do.

1168
01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:01,308
The rings.

1169
01:07:15,350 --> 01:07:17,642
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.

1170
01:07:17,683 --> 01:07:19,934
Don't worry, his fall was broken.

1171
01:07:19,975 --> 01:07:21,850
He's fine.

1172
01:07:22,892 --> 01:07:25,017
Go on, I'll take him home.

1173
01:07:25,059 --> 01:07:26,433
Come on, kid.

1174
01:07:27,475 --> 01:07:28,433
Don't worry.

1175
01:07:28,475 --> 01:07:30,308
All good, I'm fine.

1176
01:07:30,809 --> 01:07:33,517
Marius is fine, don't worry.

1177
01:07:33,558 --> 01:07:35,225
That was quite a stunt.

1178
01:07:35,266 --> 01:07:36,767
Nothing broken.

1179
01:07:36,809 --> 01:07:38,600
Back to the party!

1180
01:07:42,266 --> 01:07:43,934
I want to be like Greg.

1181
01:07:43,975 --> 01:07:46,475
- What do you mean?
- Polygamous.

1182
01:07:47,433 --> 01:07:48,642
Greg's not polygamous.

1183
01:07:48,683 --> 01:07:51,475
He was giving champagne
to the neighbours.

1184
01:07:51,517 --> 01:07:53,725
Sure. Pay me a trip to Vegas.

1185
01:07:53,767 --> 01:07:55,558
If you pay, I'll keep quiet.

1186
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,059
Scout's honour.

1187
01:08:15,475 --> 01:08:16,725
Shit.

1188
01:08:21,266 --> 01:08:24,766
<i>This is it! Paris versus Marseille.</i>

1189
01:08:25,308 --> 01:08:27,975
We're in bad shape, guys.

1190
01:08:28,017 --> 01:08:29,517
Accept it.

1191
01:08:35,017 --> 01:08:36,725
- Where were you?
- Never mind.

1192
01:08:36,767 --> 01:08:39,308
Thierry's gonna sabotage the wedding.

1193
01:08:39,349 --> 01:08:40,767
- For revenge.
- What?

1194
01:08:41,557 --> 01:08:44,224
I caught him on the CCTV cameras.

1195
01:08:44,724 --> 01:08:46,391
It's Thierry!

1196
01:08:46,433 --> 01:08:48,392
I hacked his computer and found

1197
01:08:48,433 --> 01:08:50,307
we helped his wife cheat.

1198
01:08:53,350 --> 01:08:55,683
He's going to make a speech
and tell all.

1199
01:08:56,683 --> 01:08:58,558
<i>Now it's time for revenge.</i>

1200
01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:00,516
We must warn Greg.

1201
01:09:00,558 --> 01:09:01,642
What's that?

1202
01:09:01,683 --> 01:09:03,850
<i>Marseille reveals its hero,</i>

1203
01:09:03,892 --> 01:09:05,850
<i>who wounded Paris's new star.</i>

1204
01:09:06,558 --> 01:09:08,058
Look, it's him.

1205
01:09:08,516 --> 01:09:09,766
Hey, you.

1206
01:09:09,809 --> 01:09:11,141
Come here.

1207
01:09:11,183 --> 01:09:12,517
We want a word.

1208
01:09:21,432 --> 01:09:22,850
Who are you?

1209
01:09:27,892 --> 01:09:30,182
This is my house, I have keys.

1210
01:09:35,017 --> 01:09:36,725
What's going on?

1211
01:09:37,100 --> 01:09:38,850
He went that way.

1212
01:09:38,892 --> 01:09:39,975
Did you see him?

1213
01:09:40,017 --> 01:09:42,266
That gorgio is dead meat.

1214
01:09:45,017 --> 01:09:46,642
<i>Celle-Saint-Cloud police station.</i>

1215
01:09:46,684 --> 01:09:49,892
I'm calling because
I have a serious problem.

1216
01:09:49,934 --> 01:09:52,266
<i>We have squatters
in Celle-Saint-Cloud.</i>

1217
01:09:52,308 --> 01:09:54,183
<i>- Can you go?
</i>- Got it.

1218
01:10:00,141 --> 01:10:01,725
Have you seen

1219
01:10:01,767 --> 01:10:03,725
a gorgio with a toilet seat on his ass?

1220
01:10:09,225 --> 01:10:10,600
Hide in the bear.

1221
01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:15,059
Can I try your suit?

1222
01:10:22,350 --> 01:10:23,392
Come on, kids!

1223
01:10:23,433 --> 01:10:25,809
Medi, it's on backwards.

1224
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:31,308
Let's go, kids!

1225
01:10:31,850 --> 01:10:33,392
- That's sick.
- Stop him.

1226
01:10:34,684 --> 01:10:35,892
He's sick!

1227
01:10:35,934 --> 01:10:37,976
What's wrong with you?

1228
01:10:38,558 --> 01:10:40,809
Pervert!
Come on, kids, let's go.

1229
01:10:59,642 --> 01:11:00,684
One, two.

1230
01:11:01,767 --> 01:11:02,809
Can you hear me?

1231
01:11:04,684 --> 01:11:08,308
If you don't mind,
I'd like to start the speeches.

1232
01:11:08,642 --> 01:11:11,100
Sorry, but I hadn't finished.

1233
01:11:11,725 --> 01:11:13,100
Sorry, Dominique.

1234
01:11:13,517 --> 01:11:14,976
I'm nearly done.

1235
01:11:16,141 --> 01:11:18,433
I remember you, as a baby,

1236
01:11:18,475 --> 01:11:19,850
at the clinic.

1237
01:11:19,892 --> 01:11:22,600
I can't believe this tiny being,

1238
01:11:22,642 --> 01:11:23,892
I held in my arms,

1239
01:11:24,559 --> 01:11:26,976
is going so far from me today.

1240
01:11:42,809 --> 01:11:44,517
My turn to speak.

1241
01:11:44,559 --> 01:11:47,850
But it's more a surprise,
than a speech.

1242
01:11:47,892 --> 01:11:50,767
Please give a round of applause

1243
01:11:50,809 --> 01:11:53,141
for the great Patrick Fiori!

1244
01:11:57,183 --> 01:12:00,892
Thank you. I'm so happy to be here.

1245
01:12:11,475 --> 01:12:12,475
Shit.

1246
01:12:15,475 --> 01:12:16,684
Fuck!

1247
01:12:18,225 --> 01:12:19,267
He's there.

1248
01:12:19,308 --> 01:12:20,517
Hey, you.

1249
01:12:21,141 --> 01:12:22,267
Take that!

1250
01:12:22,767 --> 01:12:24,017
What the hell?

1251
01:12:24,559 --> 01:12:26,600
I'll show you.

1252
01:12:28,934 --> 01:12:30,267
What the hell?

1253
01:12:30,308 --> 01:12:31,475
Shana?

1254
01:12:31,517 --> 01:12:33,267
Did you see that fat bastard?

1255
01:12:33,308 --> 01:12:35,725
That's my father, bitch.

1256
01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:38,517
Don't insult my daughter-in-law.

1257
01:12:38,559 --> 01:12:40,183
You threaten my daughter?

1258
01:12:40,225 --> 01:12:41,559
What's your problem?

1259
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:42,851
Fuck you, blondie.

1260
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:46,851
Oh no.

1261
01:13:19,392 --> 01:13:21,100
Let me go!

1262
01:13:22,475 --> 01:13:23,559
Bastard.

1263
01:13:50,017 --> 01:13:51,725
That's enough.

1264
01:13:55,767 --> 01:13:56,892
The dove!

1265
01:13:56,934 --> 01:13:58,017
Don't look.

1266
01:13:58,059 --> 01:14:01,059
- Don't look, darling.
- Thank you.

1267
01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:08,475
I'm okay.

1268
01:14:08,517 --> 01:14:10,517
Come on, cry, you're sad.

1269
01:14:10,559 --> 01:14:11,642
Thanks, but...

1270
01:14:18,726 --> 01:14:20,434
I said I'm okay!

1271
01:14:21,976 --> 01:14:23,350
You're here.

1272
01:14:24,142 --> 01:14:25,809
Now you arrive?

1273
01:14:25,851 --> 01:14:27,726
Greg, we're in deep shit.

1274
01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:29,267
I noticed. Thanks.

1275
01:14:29,308 --> 01:14:32,267
Thierry's an Alibi victim.
He's out for revenge.

1276
01:14:32,308 --> 01:14:33,392
What?

1277
01:14:33,434 --> 01:14:35,600
He planned to reveal all in a video.

1278
01:14:35,642 --> 01:14:36,976
About your fake Dad,

1279
01:14:37,017 --> 01:14:38,017
fake Mum...

1280
01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:40,142
How you hid your real parents,

1281
01:14:40,183 --> 01:14:43,517
and hired a wacko for a fake wedding
with them.

1282
01:14:43,559 --> 01:14:46,183
But don't worry, I fixed it.

1283
01:14:47,434 --> 01:14:48,392
What's up?

1284
01:14:48,434 --> 01:14:49,767
Why is it silent?

1285
01:14:50,684 --> 01:14:51,809
I don't know.

1286
01:15:04,308 --> 01:15:06,892
What's all this, darling?

1287
01:15:07,934 --> 01:15:09,267
Darling?

1288
01:15:09,308 --> 01:15:11,684
You're with that fake-breasted cougar?

1289
01:15:11,726 --> 01:15:13,142
They're not fake.

1290
01:15:13,684 --> 01:15:15,475
She's not my mistress.

1291
01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:17,392
She's my mother.

1292
01:15:19,559 --> 01:15:21,267
Appoline is your mother?

1293
01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:24,100
Delighted, I'm father of the bride.

1294
01:15:25,809 --> 01:15:27,225
This is my father.

1295
01:15:28,892 --> 01:15:30,225
Not quite the same.

1296
01:15:32,434 --> 01:15:33,559
Hang on.

1297
01:15:34,559 --> 01:15:37,976
You organised all of this because

1298
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,309
you're ashamed?

1299
01:15:47,434 --> 01:15:51,350
I realise it's not easy to accept
a petty crook like me.

1300
01:15:52,392 --> 01:15:53,600
But you know,

1301
01:15:55,142 --> 01:15:57,600
there's one thing I never lied about.

1302
01:15:59,059 --> 01:16:01,018
The love I have for my son.

1303
01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:03,767
For our son.

1304
01:16:14,517 --> 01:16:15,684
Well,

1305
01:16:16,434 --> 01:16:18,517
we'll leave you

1306
01:16:20,059 --> 01:16:22,059
to enjoy yourselves.

1307
01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:47,517
Well done, you win.

1308
01:16:47,892 --> 01:16:49,267
I'm crying.

1309
01:16:57,809 --> 01:16:59,267
For what it cost...

1310
01:17:15,100 --> 01:17:16,851
The divorce is ready.

1311
01:17:16,893 --> 01:17:18,309
You just need to sign.

1312
01:17:21,183 --> 01:17:23,559
Don't wait for the storm to pass,

1313
01:17:24,726 --> 01:17:26,475
learn to dance in the rain.

1314
01:17:27,559 --> 01:17:28,934
Find that online?

1315
01:17:30,225 --> 01:17:31,225
Yes.

1316
01:17:33,059 --> 01:17:34,851
You know what hurts most?

1317
01:17:35,517 --> 01:17:36,976
Not that you lied.

1318
01:17:37,018 --> 01:17:39,559
You didn't think I could understand.

1319
01:17:40,559 --> 01:17:41,684
I'm sorry.

1320
01:17:42,601 --> 01:17:45,142
Our parents would never have got on.

1321
01:17:45,184 --> 01:17:48,059
Parents will do a lot
for their children.

1322
01:17:56,184 --> 01:17:58,309
After all that, it's a waste.

1323
01:18:00,601 --> 01:18:03,434
It's my fault too.
I shouldn't have tried to change you.

1324
01:18:05,893 --> 01:18:08,100
Guys usually lie so they can cheat.

1325
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:11,517
You lied so as not to lose me.

1326
01:18:13,893 --> 01:18:15,225
I'm glad you get it.

1327
01:18:17,100 --> 01:18:18,350
We're adults.

1328
01:18:20,684 --> 01:18:21,934
Let's stay friends?

1329
01:18:25,726 --> 01:18:26,767
Yes.

1330
01:18:27,893 --> 01:18:28,767
Great.

1331
01:18:29,767 --> 01:18:31,350
I have to go, I'm late.

1332
01:18:36,142 --> 01:18:37,184
Bye.

1333
01:18:47,142 --> 01:18:50,350
<i>Patrick Fiori takes a career break</i>

1334
01:19:13,100 --> 01:19:14,267
SORREY

1335
01:19:23,601 --> 01:19:24,601
Hello.

1336
01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:27,100
Hi.

1337
01:19:28,184 --> 01:19:29,142
Hugo.

1338
01:19:29,184 --> 01:19:30,309
Come in.

1339
01:19:30,350 --> 01:19:32,059
They're for your Mum.

1340
01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:34,142
... a concrete sidewalk!

1341
01:20:01,309 --> 01:20:02,893
- Hello.
- Thanks.

1342
01:20:02,934 --> 01:20:04,601
Have a nice day.

1343
01:20:40,601 --> 01:20:42,184
Darling.

1344
01:20:43,559 --> 01:20:44,642
Mum?

1345
01:20:45,351 --> 01:20:46,726
Why are you here?

1346
01:20:46,768 --> 01:20:47,976
Well...

1347
01:20:48,434 --> 01:20:50,559
I know the groom.

1348
01:20:51,559 --> 01:20:52,684
Really?

1349
01:20:53,893 --> 01:20:55,060
Come.

1350
01:21:18,809 --> 01:21:21,142
Your father wanted to be here too.

1351
01:21:23,225 --> 01:21:24,225
<i>Hey, son!</i>

1352
01:21:24,267 --> 01:21:25,267
<i>What's up?</i>

1353
01:21:26,225 --> 01:21:28,060
<i>I love weddings.</i>

1354
01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,893
<i>Are you married?</i>

1355
01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:47,142
Alibi revenge?

1356
01:21:50,309 --> 01:21:51,517
Congratulations.

1357
01:21:53,267 --> 01:21:55,392
You're ready to be hired.

1358
01:21:56,060 --> 01:21:57,517
We all have our flaws.

1359
01:21:57,935 --> 01:22:00,517
You're a liar, I hold a grudge.

1360
01:22:04,100 --> 01:22:07,225
My Mum once said you forgive
as much as you love.

1361
01:22:08,851 --> 01:22:10,476
Apparently, I love you.

1362
01:22:13,851 --> 01:22:15,018
And me, you.

1363
01:22:15,851 --> 01:22:17,935
Even if we had a bad start,

1364
01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:20,142
I'm sure the best is to come.

1365
01:22:20,809 --> 01:22:23,060
Thank you, that means a lot.

1366
01:22:23,851 --> 01:22:26,351
I'm sure we'll become good friends.

1367
01:22:28,476 --> 01:22:29,726
We're family now.

1368
01:22:30,267 --> 01:22:31,809
We'll always be behind you.

1369
01:22:32,476 --> 01:22:34,184
Well, behind...

1370
01:22:34,768 --> 01:22:36,476
I mean, together.

1371
01:22:38,142 --> 01:22:41,351
Wait, is this our wedding?

1372
01:22:43,060 --> 01:22:44,309
Lucky you're hot.

1373
01:22:46,935 --> 01:22:48,184
Medi, abort!

1374
01:22:48,226 --> 01:22:50,018
<i>Do you hear me?</i>

1375
01:22:50,434 --> 01:22:51,893
<i>Medi, we have a problem.</i>

1376
01:22:52,351 --> 01:22:53,559
<i>Can you hear me?</i>

1377
01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:55,142
What's up?

1378
01:22:57,809 --> 01:22:58,809
What's going on?

1379
01:22:59,935 --> 01:23:01,851
I'm not just a liar...

1380
01:23:03,476 --> 01:23:04,768
I'm also jealous.

1381
01:23:12,267 --> 01:23:14,684
Revenge!

1382
01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:44,060
Very, very jealous.

1383
01:23:48,476 --> 01:23:49,851
You'll pay for this.

1384
01:23:49,893 --> 01:23:52,142
You know you're gonna pay?

1385
01:23:53,684 --> 01:23:54,893
My dress!