1 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:45,125 CONSTANTIN FILM PRESENTS 2 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:48,083 A CONSTANTIN FILM PRODUCTION 3 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:51,375 A BAREFOOT FILMS CO-PRODUCTION IN COOPERATION WITH OLGA FILM 4 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:57,000 MANTA MANTA PARTY TWO 5 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:43,083 - Klausi? - Bertie? 6 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:46,375 - Put the Calibra out, it's ready now. - Will do. 7 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:49,833 It'd be great to actually sell a car for a change. 8 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:52,542 - You know me. - That's why I'm saying it. 9 00:01:53,292 --> 00:01:55,667 I'm crossing my fingers for you. You got this. 10 00:01:55,917 --> 00:01:57,792 Yeah, I'll just tell them a story. 11 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:04,917 Stinks like a loser's ass. 12 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:08,000 Hey, Gramps, sweet ride, is that a women's bike? 13 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:10,792 Wait, is that Bertie Katzbach? 14 00:02:11,042 --> 00:02:14,833 His ugly mugshot's hanging on the Wall of Legends at Paula's Pub. 15 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,208 - Thought they'd all croaked. - I didn't know that. 16 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:22,208 - That your photo's there? - That you can think. 17 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:25,375 What are you talking about? 18 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:31,042 The race is heating up 19 00:02:31,292 --> 00:02:33,583 between irresistible hottie Rico Feucht 20 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:36,000 and lame old Bertie Katzbach. 21 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:39,250 - Neither is giving an inch. - You're nuts. 22 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,792 But what's this? 23 00:02:40,958 --> 00:02:43,625 Katzbach takes the lead for Team Zombie. 24 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:48,208 But Rico keeps riding his ass, no matter how bad it stinks. 25 00:02:50,708 --> 00:02:52,333 Whoops. Woah! 26 00:02:52,958 --> 00:02:54,792 Unbelievable. 27 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:58,458 Katzbach loses control of his vehicle at the last second. 28 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,792 As Rico Feucht drives to victory, 29 00:03:02,958 --> 00:03:05,917 welcomed by popping corks and hot babes. 30 00:03:06,167 --> 00:03:07,667 See ya, loser. 31 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:21,750 - How's it shaking? - Whoa, Bertie Katzbach. 32 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:35,375 Morning, Mr. Nasser. 33 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:38,708 What an honor to have such a famous visitor. 34 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,042 Mr. Katzbach... 35 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:43,500 Welcome to the final part of the assessment of your fitness to drive. 36 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:46,542 Also known as the "ldiot Test". 37 00:03:46,708 --> 00:03:48,500 Do you know why it's called that? 38 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,750 Well, everything's fine with me up here. 39 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:53,542 By the way, I was a fan of yours back in your DTM days. 40 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:55,458 Thanks. Yeah... 41 00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:58,250 - It was a great time. - Didn't end so great. 42 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:00,583 And that's why it was the end. 43 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:03,000 - Separated? - From my wife and my license. 44 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:05,917 Which of them would you rather get back? 45 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,917 What are you, my couples' therapist? 46 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:17,000 I'm your final obstacle, so I'd advise you to cooperate. 47 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:18,625 - Okay. - So, two kids? 48 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:21,250 - Yes. - Your daughter lives with you. 49 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,875 - Your son lives with his mother. - That's correct. 50 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:28,167 - Why is he still in school? - Got held back. Eight times. 51 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:30,792 Just kidding. 52 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:33,125 He's finishing his degree at night school. 53 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:36,000 - Which you never managed. - I never needed one. 54 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:38,750 - Do you see him often? - Who? 55 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,208 Your son? 56 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:43,250 What does that have to do with my license? 57 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,458 Do you ever fall unconscious? 58 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,333 Only after my tenth brewski. 59 00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:50,500 - "Brewski"? - A little beer. 60 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,125 That's not what you said. 61 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:55,750 You're trivializing alcohol, which is a drug. 62 00:04:55,917 --> 00:04:58,500 Subconsciously, you don't view drugs as dangerous. 63 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:01,375 Trivializing bad things doesn't make them better. 64 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:03,958 "Heroinski"... "needleski"... 65 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:05,625 "shotski"... 66 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:07,417 "Bayern MiJn-ski". 67 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:11,958 Now answer these questions without thinking too long. 68 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:13,750 - What color is a forest? - Green. 69 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,542 - What color is a tree frog? - Green. 70 00:05:15,792 --> 00:05:18,792 - What color are Robin Hood's tights? - Rainbow? 71 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,958 Kidding. Green! Write "green," Mr. Nasser. 72 00:05:23,125 --> 00:05:25,333 - What color requires you to stop? - Green. 73 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:28,292 - Wrong. - I meant "red," sometimes yellow. 74 00:05:28,542 --> 00:05:30,375 - Only the first answer counts. - What? 75 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:32,667 Obviously you don't stop for red! 76 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:34,833 - Wrong. - I meant, "do stop." 77 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:37,542 A glider crashes at the border. Who gets the engine? 78 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:41,333 - Sure this is still about my license? - Answer the question. 79 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:44,875 A glider doesn't have an engine. 80 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,125 This one was carrying a lawnmower engine. 81 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:52,167 - That has to be a joke. - No. It's "considering every option." 82 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:55,167 Like in traffic: Things come at you from any direction. 83 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:58,042 Moving on. A night watchman dies during the day. 84 00:05:58,292 --> 00:06:01,833 - Does he get a pension? - Was he run over by the lawnmower? 85 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,167 His wife would get the pension. 86 00:06:04,417 --> 00:06:06,417 - If she's still alive. - You sure? 87 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,542 - Can I use my 50:50 lifeline? - Mr. Katzbach. 88 00:06:09,792 --> 00:06:13,292 If he doesn't have a wife, she won't get the pension, of course. 89 00:06:13,542 --> 00:06:15,458 And he doesn't get it either, 90 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,333 since he's dead, after all. 91 00:06:17,583 --> 00:06:20,042 - Is that your final answer? - Yes, Mr. Philbin. 92 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,958 The answer is... 93 00:06:22,708 --> 00:06:24,542 Wrong. Okay. 94 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:28,542 Papa Boar, Mama Boar, and Baby Boar are out in a field. 95 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:31,792 - The baby is thirsty, who does it go to? - Into a bar. 96 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:35,500 To its mother, of course. Makes sense, right? 97 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:40,042 "Mama Boar" and "Baby Boar" don't exist, since boars are male. 98 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:43,417 The pig who took my license away was definitely female. 99 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:47,375 Last question: A tomato walks into a bar. How many drinks does it order? 100 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:51,208 - No matter what I say, it'll be wrong. - Just do your best. 101 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:54,500 40. 102 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,417 Tomatoes can't walk. 103 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,917 You know what? I've had enough of this. 104 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,500 Shove my license up your ass. 105 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,958 Trying to make a fool of me. I'm done with this shit. 106 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:12,000 Come on, Mr. Katzbach, loosen up. After all, this is the Idiot Test. 107 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:14,167 You can pick up your license next door. 108 00:07:26,875 --> 00:07:29,417 Hello, Mr. Winkler. Those four years really flew by. 109 00:07:29,667 --> 00:07:31,583 And now Katzbach is back. Do you... 110 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:38,250 That's... That's funny. 111 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:42,083 When I first came in, I thought you were Mr. Winkler. 112 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:45,542 Then you turn around, and at first I think you're a woman. 113 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,750 - And then... - I am a woman. 114 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:51,750 "Mr." Winkler... 115 00:07:52,542 --> 00:07:54,542 hasn't existed for half a year now. 116 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:57,375 - Sorry to hear that. - Why are you sorry? 117 00:07:57,917 --> 00:07:59,833 I mean... You look great. 118 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:01,583 Very feminine. 119 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,958 Those nails... 120 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,292 I'd better stop talking. 121 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:10,500 Mr. Winkler was a very unhappy 122 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,167 and angry man. 123 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:15,583 Because he was trapped in the wrong body. But then... 124 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:20,375 he mustered up his courage and became a woman. 125 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:24,542 - That's nice. - And that woman... 126 00:08:24,792 --> 00:08:27,375 went on to meet the love of her life. 127 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:29,000 - A man. - A woman. 128 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,958 - What a bombshell. - Yes? 129 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:40,375 Yeah, suits you. Two bombshells. 130 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,375 You think so? 131 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:46,000 So you became a woman... 132 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,417 in order to become a lesbian? 133 00:08:49,042 --> 00:08:50,708 I was always a lesbian. 134 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:55,292 - You're getting your license back today. - Yes? 135 00:08:56,208 --> 00:08:59,000 But... Zero-point-zero BAC behind the wheel. 136 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:01,458 No speeding. Not even a little. 137 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,542 No infractions. 138 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:06,375 - Not anymore. - Not anymore. 139 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:09,667 - You've used up all of your lifelines. - I know, Ms. Winkler. 140 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:13,000 - Drive carefully. - No problem. 141 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,375 - Yes? - You're a very nice woman. 142 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:22,458 Get out of here before you turn me straight. 143 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,625 Then I'd better get out of here quick. 144 00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:33,875 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 145 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:38,333 Where is my Jaguar? 146 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,542 This can't be happening. 147 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:56,750 What is this? 148 00:09:56,917 --> 00:09:58,417 - A balloon? - A balloon. 149 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:14,250 Hey! Hey- 150 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,875 Why are you wearing my wife's dress? 151 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:20,792 Good question. 152 00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:23,917 - What happened? - I was just about to ask you that. 153 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:27,708 Listen up! Who... stole... my... car? 154 00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:31,042 How would I know? I'm just the pizza delivery guy. 155 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,625 He has some balls. 156 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:36,542 Nice place. 157 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,042 But... 158 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,042 I'll leave you a menu, okay? For the next party. 159 00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:49,208 Alright, thanks for the wild party. 160 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:52,458 Have fun cleaning up. 161 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,042 Hey. my dress! 162 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:57,458 My dress. 163 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:15,458 Your son is driving me insane. This cannot go on. 164 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,167 Think of something! 165 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,125 Otherwise, I will! 166 00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:22,833 Get that filthy animal out of here. 167 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,625 - My God. - Daniel! 168 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:42,958 Sick! 169 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,667 - The dude's crazy. - Insane. 170 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,750 He's a beast, dude. 171 00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,792 Where did he learn to drive like that? 172 00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:01,167 My God. 173 00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:06,667 - Did you get the whole thing? - Amazing. 174 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,375 Daniel! 175 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,667 Fuck. 176 00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:23,292 Daniel Katzbach... have you totally lost your mind? 177 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:25,917 Trashing our house and taking Gunnar's car? 178 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:27,833 - I can explain. - Be my guest. 179 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:31,375 - It's just... - Cat got your tongue? 180 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:33,375 Hi, Mrs. Katzbach, how are you? 181 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,542 How does it look, Tessa? 182 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:39,583 You promised me you'd stop pulling this shit. 183 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:42,667 And you promised me you wouldn't get back till tomorrow. 184 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,875 So let's chalk it up to poor planning. 185 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:47,292 "Poor planning"... "Poor planning"? 186 00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:51,292 You're coming home immediately to clean up that mess! 187 00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:02,708 - What's wrong now? - These boots are too tight. 188 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,917 Take the fucking things off and stop whining, you ditz. 189 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,458 - Klausi. - Axel, is that you? 190 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,958 - No, Michael Bublé. - Really? 191 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,333 Just as thick as ever. You've come a long way, Big Nose. 192 00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:18,667 - Kudos. - Thanks. But it doesn't belong to me. 193 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:20,583 - It's Bertie's. - "Bertie's"... 194 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,958 That loser still around? Thought he'd be in the pits of hell. 195 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,667 No, he's making a pit stop, getting us breakfast. He'll be back now. 196 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:31,292 What about the rest of your crack team? Still hanging around? 197 00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:36,167 No, they all made it to the big leagues. Cities like Essen, Bottrop, Wuppertal. 198 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,792 - I need a car for the Classics. - Right in front of you. 199 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,375 It hurts so fucking much. 200 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,542 Looks pretty bad. Let me have a look at those. 201 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:52,917 It stinks in here. 202 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:56,875 The neighbor's cat took a leak in there. But she's so cute, I couldn't get mad. 203 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,708 So I'll throw in a free air freshener. 204 00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:11,750 Finally. 205 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,792 Hello? Anybody home? 206 00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:21,875 Breakfast's here! Klausi? 207 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,458 - Bertie. - Hauke. How's it hangin'? 208 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:28,167 - Let those soak a bit, they won't pinch. - What is this? 209 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,417 An old Army trick Axel showed me. 210 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,542 You go on ahead, honey. 211 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:36,750 You pissed in my girlfriend's boots. Asshole. 212 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:42,500 - How dumb can you be, moron? - That hurt. 213 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:45,208 Those fucking boots cost me 2000 euros! 214 00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,583 2000, asshole. Fuck you. 215 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:49,667 He pissed in those. 216 00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:53,125 - Didn't you lose your license? - Check it out. 217 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,708 Ta-da! 218 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,583 - So... - What did I do this time? 219 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,792 Excessive honking within town limits. 220 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:03,583 That's a noise disturbance. 221 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,875 As per the list of traffic penalties... 222 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,667 - Your fine is five euros. - Are you pulling my leg? Five? 223 00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:12,708 Just like a cosmetic surgeon: If you want honkers, you gotta pay. 224 00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:17,292 No seatbelt? That's another 30. 225 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,750 So you owe me exactly 35 euros. 226 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,000 - Come on, give me 15 back. - Sorry, I don't have any change. 227 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:29,083 Okay, let's just settle it then. 228 00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:35,083 Now we're even. Buy yourself a popsicle with the rest. 229 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,208 Have a great day, Hauke. 230 00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,292 Breakfast is here! 231 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,125 That's for you, Klausi... 232 00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:48,542 What happened to you? 233 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,917 - Axel decked me. - Axel who? 234 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:54,708 You know, from way back. The guy with the Benz 190. 235 00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:58,250 That dimwit... decked you? 236 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,375 I'll return the favor. 237 00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:03,833 - Did you sell the Calibra? - Nope. 238 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,875 - But we still have this air freshener. - Great. 239 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,125 - Had a good crap, Tyrese? - Three-point swish. 240 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,792 - Okay. Done. - "Done"? 241 00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:28,583 Well, there aren't any more pictures. 242 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,083 Swiped right on everyone within 120 miles. 243 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,083 Klausi, women can smell desperation. 244 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:37,167 - Not through the phone. - But you're losing status. 245 00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:40,042 I'm like a vintage car. Over time, vintage cars... 246 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,333 start to rust if you don't take them out for a drive. 247 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,750 As long as the gear stick still works... 248 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,917 Which photo do you like most? 249 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,875 - This one. - Go back to the one before. 250 00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:03,042 Look, it's much more expressive. My smile is better. 251 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:04,708 What smile? 252 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,333 No, sorry, Klausi. 253 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:08,208 - This is the one. - Klausi! 254 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:17,042 - The screwdriver. - Why didn't you say? 255 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,958 Hey, howdy, hello. 256 00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:29,042 Salam alaykum! Where's my doner kebab? 257 00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:30,500 Salem, it's almost noon. 258 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,125 What? Explains why I'm so hungry. 259 00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,750 We start work at 9 a.m., not 1:30 p.m. 260 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,708 Bro, tell it to my paycheck... You can't, since it hasn't arrived yet. 261 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,292 I haven't gotten mine for five months either, 262 00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:44,083 yet somehow I was on time. 263 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,667 - Where were you? - At the nail salon, bro. 264 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:54,125 - Sick, right? - This shit is what you're late for? 265 00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:56,667 "This is the shit for which you're late." 266 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:59,000 That's a dangling preposition. 267 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,708 - Why is the Calibra still here? - Don't ask. 268 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:19,042 Keeping them closed won't help. 269 00:18:19,292 --> 00:18:21,000 Opening them won't help either. 270 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,958 - Hello. - Hey, you two. 271 00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:30,375 - Here for a Lick-a-Color? - No, go-karts. 272 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:32,583 Then you've come to the right place. 273 00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:38,375 - That's not enough, sorry. - But it's all we have. 274 00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:42,042 - It's our whole allowance. - We need to ask your parents. 275 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,042 - Okay. - Take two helmets, go choose your spots. 276 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,000 Thanks. Love ya, Bertie. 277 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,208 Love you too, Stella. 278 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,708 - We'll never pay off our debts. - Their dad is unemployed. 279 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,792 I didn't know that. 280 00:18:59,042 --> 00:19:02,000 "Lick-A-Color"... is that just an ice cream? 281 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,792 - What else would it be? - Dude. 282 00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,417 - What? - "ls Lick-A-Color just an ice cream?" 283 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:11,417 Maybe you have something else to keep us moms occupied 284 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,708 while we're waiting for our kids. 285 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:16,375 - Sorry, we're all out of Screwballs. - What? 286 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,958 No Rocket Pops either. 287 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,875 And Creamsicles... looks like we've just run out. 288 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,792 We do have Fudgsicles. 289 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,917 Well then, bye. 290 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,167 Thanks, Mücke... 291 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,375 - Isn't she a little young for you? - I'd like to have some fun, too. 292 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,250 Then go play a round of go-karts. 293 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:53,250 "Hope you aren't wearing underwear again"? 294 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:56,875 - Dad, did you look in my phone? - Just by mistake. 295 00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:00,333 - What the hell? That's the last straw. - Mücke! 296 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:08,417 Babe! Where are you? I'm so horny for you. 297 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,083 Katzbach. 298 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:25,458 - Can you turn off that shitty music? - Fuck you, Gramps. 299 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,625 Ouch. 300 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,042 I'm bleeding. 301 00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:33,333 - I think it's broken. - Where's the volume? 302 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,417 - You have to swipe. - Swi-what? 303 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,792 See? So, you and my daughter... not gonna happen. 304 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,208 - Says who? - Me. 305 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,208 Are you Mücke's clad? 306 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,917 - No, her little sister. - What? 307 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:51,792 My daughter is too good for a dimwit like you. 308 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:56,792 Mr. Katzbach, I apologize for our little mishap. 309 00:20:57,042 --> 00:21:00,167 I didn't mean to tap you, it was an accident. 310 00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:03,667 "Accident"? You threw me over that bench and drove off. 311 00:21:04,292 --> 00:21:06,792 Clearly incorrect behavior on my part. 312 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:15,625 - What happened to Rico? - Bumped his head on the wheel. 313 00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,833 - Ditched your panties? - Never you mind. 314 00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,292 He's your new boyfriend? 315 00:21:19,542 --> 00:21:20,750 - What if he is? - Ls he? 316 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,375 - Do you have a problem? - You do. The guy's an idiot. 317 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,250 - You don't even know him. - Mücke, honestly... 318 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,917 I thought it couldn't get worse than Justin. 319 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:31,958 But now him? Is he a valet for bumper cars, too? 320 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,208 - Your face is dirty. - Sweetie, why are you dating that wimp? 321 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:38,625 Honestly, Dad, it's my life, not yours. 322 00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:42,042 I can fall in love with whoever I want, whenever I want. 323 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:48,583 You clumsy thing, how did you hit your head on the wheel? 324 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,667 Mücke, if you leave now... 325 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,667 Mücke! 326 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,625 Get home before dark, at least. 327 00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:00,208 Dad, you couldn't be more embarrassing! 328 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,458 Mr. Katzbach, why aren't you picking up? 329 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,250 Tried a thousand times! I do know where to find you. 330 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,625 Mr. Werner, too. That's all I needed. 331 00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:30,417 What's wrong? 332 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,833 You look like death warmed over. 333 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,583 My daughter just went off with Rico Feucht. 334 00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:38,750 God. 335 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:41,708 - With Feucht's son? - Yeah. 336 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,500 That's no good. 337 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:52,125 - Mr. Katzbach, I'm truly sorry. - Thanks. 338 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:55,917 What can I do for you? 339 00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:05,000 Well, now... So... 340 00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:08,250 Mr. Katzbach... 341 00:23:08,417 --> 00:23:12,000 We haven't received your loan installments for three months. 342 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:15,250 I've been a client of your bank for almost 50 years. 343 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,833 Back then, I brought socks full of coins to the bank 344 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,125 to open my first savings account. 345 00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:24,042 - What are three months? - In numbers: 33,500. 346 00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:26,708 Next month, it'll be 40,000. 347 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:31,375 You need to pay. Your account's always in overdraft. 348 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:34,708 I signed for you this time since you're such a nice guy. 349 00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:36,375 But... 350 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:39,625 I have no other option but to foreclose on this garage. 351 00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:43,250 As much as it pains me to, it's a blow to local car racing... 352 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:48,750 I'll come up with the cash. Count on it. 353 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,625 But don't rob our bank. I know what you're like. 354 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,292 That was my plan. 355 00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:01,667 "That was my plan"... 356 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:08,958 I... I'll leave you to it. 357 00:24:11,542 --> 00:24:13,917 And don't forget: By the end of the month. 358 00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:18,000 - We're so screwed. - You can say that again. 359 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,292 I'm 54. Where am I gonna find a job? 360 00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:23,875 Should I ask Uschi if you can work at her salon? 361 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,625 Great. What would I do there? 362 00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:28,417 Wig stand? 363 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:33,542 How much do you think it pays? 364 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,833 80s AND 90s CLASSICS RACE 365 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,583 GRAND PRIZE: PORSCHE 964, VALUE 150,000 EUROS 366 00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:55,250 - What are we going to do now? - We're going to the Classics. 367 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,500 What do you mean? 368 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:06,625 You promised Daniel and me you'd never race again. 369 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:09,667 The road to hell is paved with good intentions. 370 00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:12,708 - What is that, an old saying? - The Porsche nets 150 grand. 371 00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:14,708 Where else can we get the cash? 372 00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:17,833 But only if we win. You haven't driven in 17 years. 373 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:19,792 It's like riding a bike. You never forget. 374 00:25:20,042 --> 00:25:22,250 Unless you're me. 375 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,208 What's the fastest marble we have right now? 376 00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:26,917 - The Cali. - The Cali. 377 00:25:27,167 --> 00:25:29,250 - The Cali. - Fuck. 378 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,833 The Cali, which we only still have because I'm so smart. 379 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:35,542 As if I somehow knew. Barn! 380 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,500 Come on, you piece of shit. 381 00:25:45,917 --> 00:25:47,292 Sorry! 382 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:50,000 I'm so sorry, didn't mean to startle you. 383 00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:52,125 Uschi 384 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,167 - How are you? - How... 385 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,167 - You go first. - You first. 386 00:25:59,083 --> 00:26:01,417 Okay. I'm well, thanks. 387 00:26:02,042 --> 00:26:03,750 - I think. - You think? 388 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,708 - How are things with Gunnar? - Good. 389 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:07,375 Good. 390 00:26:08,417 --> 00:26:11,333 He's just away on business a lot. And I'm busy, too. 391 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:15,125 We don't see much of each other. And you? Seeing anyone new? 392 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:18,500 No, no. I'm also... busy. 393 00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:21,958 - How's the salon? - Great. 394 00:26:22,208 --> 00:26:24,167 - I have a whole chain now. - A chain. 395 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:28,958 - I have a chain, too. - I know. I gave it to you. 396 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:35,708 - And Daniel? - Know what his dream job is? 397 00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:37,417 - Race car driver? Influencer 398 00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,792 The flu? 399 00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:41,958 Switch out the "-a" for "-cer." 400 00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:45,333 He's hanging out with a bad crowd. They're just after his money. 401 00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:48,500 - Daniel, money? Since when? - Gunnar gave him a credit card. 402 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,542 - Is he out of his mind? - I don't like it either. 403 00:26:51,792 --> 00:26:55,125 Uschi, you need to stand your ground. Money corrupts people! 404 00:26:55,292 --> 00:26:58,250 Explains why you're still such a great guy. 405 00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:01,583 - Funny. - You also gave him whatever he wanted. 406 00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:04,083 But not his own credit card! 407 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,167 He was six when we split up. 408 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,625 How's his night school going? 409 00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:10,833 Great. About to graduate, wants to drop out. 410 00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:13,625 I handled my life without a diploma, too. 411 00:27:13,792 --> 00:27:15,250 You're such an idiot. 412 00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:18,125 Why'd I think we could have a reasonable talk? 413 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,000 - Uschi! - Man, Bertie. 414 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,375 I wouldn't be here if I didn't need your help. 415 00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:24,333 What can I do? 416 00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,667 He lives with you, ignores me. 417 00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:28,875 I thought he could stay here for a bit? 418 00:27:29,042 --> 00:27:30,500 Here? With his loser of a dad? 419 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,667 Look, you two could talk about things. 420 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:36,250 About what went wrong, or what you could start doing better. 421 00:27:36,417 --> 00:27:38,667 You could spend time with each other. 422 00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:41,042 Bertie, please. He's your son. 423 00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:45,917 Uschi, I don't have space for him here. 424 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,667 Nice digs... 425 00:27:56,917 --> 00:28:01,417 "Forgiveness is a gift we give not to others... 426 00:28:01,583 --> 00:28:03,083 but to ourselves." 427 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:05,958 Okay. 428 00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:15,708 Hey, how's it hanging, dude? 429 00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:20,417 - Going great so far. - Thanks for coming. 430 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:23,042 - Is he always this cheery? - It's usually worse. 431 00:28:23,292 --> 00:28:25,667 What did this place here cost? 432 00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:29,917 - Is that important, Bertie? - Just asking. 433 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,042 It's Career Day at school. 434 00:28:32,292 --> 00:28:35,417 - Can you jump in? - "Career Day"? 435 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:38,542 One of his parents needs to explain their job to his class. 436 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:43,917 - No, Uschi. Do I have to? - Please. 437 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:48,833 - Bertie! - Okay. 438 00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:55,125 - Damn fine weather today, no? - Shove it. 439 00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:05,167 The Ruhr region is so beautiful. 440 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:08,542 - What? - Your car is a mess, dude. 441 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:13,708 Better, bud? 442 00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:16,250 Listen up. You aren't my bud. 443 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,208 You're my sperm donor at most. 444 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:21,583 If I'd been the egg, I would've rejected you. So just drive. 445 00:29:21,833 --> 00:29:24,750 Listen, it was more than just a donation. 446 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,833 It was damn hard work. Ask your mom, she was there. 447 00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:32,833 Daniel, back then... 448 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,958 I don't know, I just lost control. 449 00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:37,083 No matter what you said to me, 450 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,458 I shouldn't have slapped you. 451 00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:41,958 Spare me the bullshit. Sounds rehearsed. 452 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:44,583 Here's a tip from an old and wise man: 453 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:47,542 Forgiveness is a gift you give not to me, but to you. 454 00:29:47,792 --> 00:29:50,375 - "Yourself." - No, "yourself." 455 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,125 Did you get that from a fortune cookie? 456 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:56,042 - From an auto tuning magazine. - Whatever. 457 00:29:56,292 --> 00:30:00,333 At the moment, I'm looking forward to "Show-and-Tell: Parent Careers." 458 00:30:01,542 --> 00:30:03,917 No, you won't step foot into that classroom. 459 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:05,833 - Is that clear? - How much can you pay? 460 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:07,750 - I'll hit you. - Then we'd be even. 461 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,042 - Dad, don't do this to me. Please. - "Dad"? 462 00:30:12,292 --> 00:30:14,708 Wow, already upgraded from "sperm donor" to "Dad." 463 00:30:16,042 --> 00:30:19,667 While collectors and galleries are active on the primary market, 464 00:30:19,833 --> 00:30:23,167 art dealers are more specifically involved in sales... 465 00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:26,125 - Excuse me. - And acquisitions. 466 00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:30,167 In the supermarket, a can of soup like this might cost... 467 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:32,667 Make room. There you go. 468 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:36,708 In 1962, Andy Warhol screen-printed these cans 469 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:39,083 onto 32 canvases. 470 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:42,458 - You're a doctor, am I right? - He charged 100 dollars for each. 471 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:44,833 - Honorary professor. - "Honorary," cool. 472 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,167 Sounds like a tidy profit. Now... 473 00:30:47,417 --> 00:30:50,333 In 1996, these pictures were sold 474 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:52,417 for 15 million dollars 475 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:55,500 to the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. 476 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:57,667 By an art dealer. 477 00:30:57,917 --> 00:31:00,000 - Thank you, Mr. Dubois. - My pleasure. 478 00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,333 For our next guest speaker, 479 00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:05,000 please welcome Mr. Katzbach, Daniel's father. 480 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,042 - What do you do for a living? - I used to be a race car driver. 481 00:31:09,292 --> 00:31:12,042 We're all aware of that. What are you doing now? 482 00:31:12,208 --> 00:31:14,625 I repair and sell used cars. 483 00:31:14,875 --> 00:31:18,417 - I also run a go-kart track for kids. - Yes? Tom? 484 00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:21,208 What's the most expensive used car you've sold? 485 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:23,542 I can tell you exactly which one: 486 00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:27,417 It was an Ascona Bye "Mattig Extrem" which I bought for 9000 487 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:30,708 and sold for 12,000... Deutschmarks. 488 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:33,125 - When they were still worth something. - Yes. 489 00:31:33,375 --> 00:31:36,208 Before they fucked us all up the ass with the euro. 490 00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:40,875 Mr. Katzbach... 491 00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:44,667 Why don't you tell the class why you chose your profession? 492 00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:47,083 Okay. Everyone, please close your eyes. 493 00:31:47,958 --> 00:31:51,083 Come on, join in. Close your eyes and imagine... 494 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,125 It's a hot summer's night in the city. 495 00:31:54,292 --> 00:31:57,542 It's muggy. You're going stir-crazy. 496 00:31:57,792 --> 00:31:59,708 So you go and sit in your car. 497 00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:02,708 You open the windows, maybe even the roof. 498 00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:06,375 You start driving and can feel the cool breeze. 499 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:09,500 You turn on the radio, listen to music. 500 00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:12,000 You drive to your girlfriend's place to pick her up. 501 00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:14,458 You take her across the country to the sea. 502 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,167 Towards the salty air. 503 00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:21,625 Can you hear the waves crashing? 504 00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:23,625 You sit in the warm sand... 505 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,292 put your arm around your girl... 506 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:28,542 crack open a can of Veltins... 507 00:32:31,042 --> 00:32:33,292 Can you feel that sense of freedom? 508 00:32:35,917 --> 00:32:39,542 Cars mean freedom. And I love freedom. 509 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:43,125 And that's why I made cars my career. 510 00:32:51,083 --> 00:32:53,125 You can open your eyes now. 511 00:32:58,083 --> 00:33:00,667 - That was... lovely. - Thanks. 512 00:33:01,917 --> 00:33:04,708 By the way, your girlfriend is very nice. 513 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:08,000 - How do you know her? - She reissued me my license. 514 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:15,542 Or not. 515 00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:22,208 Mr. Katzbach! 516 00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:25,042 Thanks for taking us to the seaside. 517 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:27,958 You're welcome. 518 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:33,750 - See you around, free spirits. - Bye. 519 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:39,042 - What's with the stupid grin? - That gal's into you. 520 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:40,250 Dude. 521 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,458 - Trust me, I notice these things. - No way! 522 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:45,917 Leonie isn't into anyone. She's a nerd, okay? 523 00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:48,708 - What's a nerd? - Someone like her. 524 00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:54,792 - That's what we used to call a babe. - Man. 525 00:33:55,042 --> 00:33:57,333 - Hey, I like her, too. - Pedo much? 526 00:33:57,958 --> 00:34:00,000 I would like her if I was her age. 527 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:04,167 - Yeah... but you aren't. So just drive. - Geez, okay. 528 00:34:11,542 --> 00:34:14,875 - Fuck. Fuck, I'm dead. - Put this over your head. 529 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:18,292 - But I won't be able to breathe. - Rip a hole in it. 530 00:34:28,708 --> 00:34:32,042 Boys! We have a new roommate: Daniel. 531 00:34:32,292 --> 00:34:34,583 - I'll show you your room. This way. - Nah... 532 00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:37,000 So, welcome to your new home. 533 00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:41,250 How does it go in Spanish? "Mu saca, ma saca." 534 00:34:44,542 --> 00:34:46,750 A little dusty, but it'll settle. 535 00:34:47,917 --> 00:34:51,792 - A cot? Are you fucking serious? - I also have an air mattress... 536 00:34:52,042 --> 00:34:53,667 Dude, what the hell? 537 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:56,583 Your mom, and her new boyfriend Gunnar, 538 00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:59,417 are at the end of their rope. 539 00:34:59,667 --> 00:35:02,458 Okay, so that explains your "cool clad" act. 540 00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,625 Gonna set me back on the right path? 541 00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:06,750 Nonsense, you'll make your own path. 542 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,958 I'll just help you avoid my mistakes. 543 00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:12,750 You'll make plenty of your own. View me as a friend. 544 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,250 And now we'll toss back a couple of beers and go pick up chicks? 545 00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:19,417 - Sounds like a plan. - With "LuvMe." 546 00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:22,542 - Who's he? - Klausi. Don't you remember? 547 00:35:22,708 --> 00:35:25,000 Yeah, the guy with the schnozz. 548 00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,625 - And the giant baby? - That's Tyrese. 549 00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:31,000 My third-best friend after Salem. 550 00:35:33,167 --> 00:35:35,833 - And where is he? - Probably at the nail salon. 551 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,125 - No door? - There's a curtain. 552 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,792 A curtain. Awesome. What about my fucking privacy? 553 00:35:47,042 --> 00:35:48,792 - Your what? - Privacy, man! 554 00:35:49,042 --> 00:35:51,292 We don't keep secrets from each other. 555 00:35:51,542 --> 00:35:55,125 - We're a family, pal. - I'm not your pal, is that clear? 556 00:35:55,292 --> 00:35:56,583 Shit. 557 00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:59,500 - Okay, what's the WiFi password? - Daniel. 558 00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:02,417 Fuck, I just want the WiFi password, got that? 559 00:36:03,042 --> 00:36:05,500 The password is "Daniel." 560 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,042 Still, now... 561 00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:19,833 Fuck! 562 00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:24,125 Fuck. 563 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:29,042 - Are you really going to race? - I have to. 564 00:36:29,292 --> 00:36:31,417 Dad, the only thing you have to do is die. 565 00:36:32,042 --> 00:36:33,542 I'm immortal. 566 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:37,167 Idiot. I'm scared something will happen to you during it. 567 00:36:37,417 --> 00:36:40,500 Mücke, nothing's going to happen. We need the cash. 568 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:44,042 So if you have a Plan Bye... let us know. 569 00:36:44,292 --> 00:36:46,292 Rico's also competing. 570 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,667 With that toilet brush? 571 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:51,625 I'll bury it so deep in shit it won't even be good as scrap. 572 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:54,500 That toilet brush has 373 horsepower. 573 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,542 - 373. - Did I stutter? 574 00:36:56,792 --> 00:37:00,500 Doesn't matter. That lunkhead can't even handle that much HP. 575 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:02,875 Sits in that car like a monkey in a rocket. 576 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:05,958 You can't win against 373 HP. 577 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:09,792 Greatness is admitting you've lost before you've begun. 578 00:37:10,042 --> 00:37:11,833 Greatness is not giving up hope. 579 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,625 It's doing all you can to save your life's work. 580 00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:18,333 "Life's work"? Your go-kart track or your kids? 581 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:22,375 Mücke... 582 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:24,917 Shit. 583 00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:27,708 Sim-Salem-bim, look into its soul. 584 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:30,000 Does this clunker have hidden talents? 585 00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:39,958 I see... 586 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:44,833 - What do you see? - That we're... totally screwed. 587 00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:47,333 - Fuck, bro. - We can't even use it as a safety car. 588 00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:49,625 - Fuck! - Fuck. 589 00:37:57,583 --> 00:37:59,125 - Come on! - What is he doing? 590 00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:00,583 Hurry it up. 591 00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:06,375 Dude. Fuck. What are you doing? 592 00:38:10,292 --> 00:38:12,833 Man, it's hot in that jalopy. 593 00:38:15,792 --> 00:38:18,500 - Might as well hang ourselves. - Can we afford a rope? 594 00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:21,542 - Room for improvement. - Tell me my time, already. 595 00:38:21,792 --> 00:38:23,875 Won't be breaking the sound barrier. 596 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:27,333 - What did you expect with that jalopy? - Tyrese? Salem? 597 00:38:27,583 --> 00:38:29,375 - Any ideas? - Of course. 598 00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:32,667 We need an anti-lag system and more stable intake hoses. 599 00:38:32,917 --> 00:38:34,542 And I'm just getting started. 600 00:38:34,708 --> 00:38:38,667 - A bigger intercooler would be nice. - Yeah, a Porsche would be nice, too. 601 00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:41,208 Freaks. 602 00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:43,958 Your uncle Aslan has that old Vectra engine. 603 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:47,333 Think he'd lend it to us? 604 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,958 Nope. He doesn't lend. 605 00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:51,042 - Aren't you Turks generous? - Not him. 606 00:38:51,292 --> 00:38:53,833 - He has enough dough. - Since he never lends it. 607 00:38:58,083 --> 00:39:00,583 - There he is, the fatso. - Ouch. 608 00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:03,417 In that shed back there to the right... It's in there. 609 00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,083 How are we doing this? 610 00:39:05,708 --> 00:39:08,708 Aside from the junkyard, Aslan keeps an eye on one thing. 611 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:11,000 - Which is? - My cousin Siri. 612 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:14,292 - We need something to lure him away. - Any ideas? 613 00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:18,250 Something like that. 614 00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:25,583 - What? I wasn't picking boogers. - Nobody said that. 615 00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:28,250 You're the chosen one, Klausi. 616 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,083 - Yeah. - Okay? 617 00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:33,417 - Chosen to do what? - You're in charge... 618 00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:35,333 of getting us stocking masks. 619 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,250 - Wow, sounds exciting. - Yeah. 620 00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:44,208 - Siri, my angel. - Salem, what's up? 621 00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,708 How are you? 622 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:48,125 Hey! Doughface! 623 00:39:48,292 --> 00:39:50,625 Have you been sniffing glue? Put that back. 624 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:53,000 This is the second time. 625 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:55,083 - I was gonna pay. - A likely story. 626 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:57,333 Do it one more time, 627 00:39:57,583 --> 00:40:00,292 and I'll chop off your fingers and put 'em with the feta. 628 00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:03,667 Got that? I'll really do it. 629 00:40:03,917 --> 00:40:06,083 - Where were we? - How's your dad? 630 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:08,375 He just grounded me for two weeks. 631 00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:10,000 What the fuck? Why? 632 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:12,125 Because he's a fucking Turkish patriarch. 633 00:40:12,292 --> 00:40:14,500 - Wanna get back at him? - Ls an imam Muslim? 634 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:16,333 - Duh. - That's what I thought. 635 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,250 - I'll be in touch. - Okay. 636 00:40:21,917 --> 00:40:25,167 - That'll be 298 euros, please. - No, her boyfriend's paying. 637 00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:27,750 - He's in the bathroom. - Okay. Gotcha. 638 00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:30,875 Hey, Tessa... 639 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,625 do you know... how cute you are? 640 00:40:39,875 --> 00:40:41,708 - Are you crazy? - What's this? 641 00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:46,083 - Are you mad? - What're you doing? 642 00:40:46,333 --> 00:40:47,958 - He hit on you. - No, he didn't. 643 00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:50,500 - Tessa, I'm not blind. - Here's the bill. 644 00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:52,667 - That fuck's paying. - You said you'd pay. 645 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:55,333 - Fuck you. - What did you say to me? 646 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,250 Daniel, please don't make a scene. 647 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:05,958 - Do you have another one? - There's cash on there. Try again. 648 00:41:07,042 --> 00:41:08,250 Nope. 649 00:41:11,458 --> 00:41:12,500 Fuck. 650 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:18,958 Do you... have money on you? 651 00:41:19,958 --> 00:41:21,042 No. 652 00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:23,250 You said you'd pay for everything. 653 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,542 Daniel, you're a real loser. 654 00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:30,500 You know what? It's on me. 655 00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:47,958 You animal. 656 00:41:49,167 --> 00:41:51,000 Freeze! 657 00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:52,875 The perfect disguise. 658 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:55,875 - Klausi, what are you doing? - How did you know it was me? 659 00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:59,375 - Your nose. - What's so special about it? 660 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:02,042 - It's specially cute. - No one's ever told me that. 661 00:42:02,292 --> 00:42:04,625 High time, then. Are you gonna rob a bank? 662 00:42:04,875 --> 00:42:08,125 - Absolutely not. I'm the chosen one. - Chosen for what? 663 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,792 Chosen to buy stockings. 664 00:42:11,042 --> 00:42:13,000 I can see that. Why? 665 00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:15,833 - To use as coffee filters. - Coffee filters? 666 00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:18,042 On your head? 667 00:42:18,292 --> 00:42:21,417 Yes, just wearing it so I don't forget to make coffee. 668 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:24,208 - Klausi, you're such a nut. - Yes. 669 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,625 - Hey. - I want you to apologize to him. 670 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:35,542 - Nope. - Today. And you have to mean it. 671 00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:37,750 Why do I need to apologize? 672 00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:41,917 Because I don't want anyone to ruin the party I've been looking forward to. 673 00:42:42,542 --> 00:42:45,000 - If you don't work this out... - Okay. Okay. 674 00:42:45,250 --> 00:42:46,750 - Good. - Tessa... 675 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,500 I need to go to sleep now. Daniel, I love you. 676 00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:53,500 Gunnar... canceled my credit card. 677 00:42:53,750 --> 00:42:56,625 My birthday party is in two days. The bar is booked. 678 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,792 You said you'd take care of it. It's bad enough Tom paid today. 679 00:43:00,042 --> 00:43:02,792 - Daniel, please don't let me down. - Tessa... 680 00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:05,375 - I love you. - Tessa! 681 00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:08,125 Dude. 682 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:09,375 Fuck. 683 00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:14,875 Fuck! Shit. 684 00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:24,875 Fucking shit, man! 685 00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:28,667 - Fuck! Fucked-up fucking... - You okay? 686 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,917 Yeah, I'm fine. You? 687 00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:47,375 - Want to talk? - No. 688 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:50,000 Come on, something's bothering you. 689 00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:53,792 - Can you lend me some money? - Sure, how much are we talking? 690 00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:57,333 1000. 691 00:43:58,958 --> 00:44:00,708 1000. 692 00:44:03,542 --> 00:44:07,583 Daniel, I wish I could, but I have so many debts and fines. 693 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:11,917 Sure, forget it. It was... Never mind. It's okay. 694 00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:14,792 I could give you 100. 695 00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:19,833 - Not even close to enough. - What do you need so much for? 696 00:44:20,083 --> 00:44:23,083 It's my girlfriend Tessa's birthday tomorrow. 697 00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:27,083 I wanted to pay for everyone at the beach bar, but Gunnar blocked my card. 698 00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:29,833 Why not celebrate with a few beers at a diner? 699 00:44:31,417 --> 00:44:32,833 Seriously? 700 00:44:33,083 --> 00:44:35,750 Back in the day, we had legendary parties there. 701 00:44:35,917 --> 00:44:37,750 They have Jägermeister, too. 702 00:44:37,917 --> 00:44:41,042 If I offer Tessa Jägermeister, she's gone, dude. 703 00:44:41,792 --> 00:44:44,833 I'd be wondering whether she's the right one for you. 704 00:44:47,542 --> 00:44:50,583 - She is. - Then money shouldn't matter. 705 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,958 - Daniel! - What do you want from me? 706 00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:58,500 I'm not like you and I never will be! Is that clear? 707 00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:00,125 I'm living my life. 708 00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:02,375 - And you're living yours. - Okay... 709 00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:05,417 No problem, got it. It's okay. 710 00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:11,042 Good night. 711 00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:15,000 Good night. 712 00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:20,667 - Trouble in teensville? - I'm an adult. 713 00:45:20,917 --> 00:45:22,458 As adult as Dad? 714 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,625 What's going on? 715 00:45:26,875 --> 00:45:28,500 If you really loved somebody... 716 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:31,250 and would do anything to keep that love alive, 717 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:34,083 would you even do something... 718 00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:36,250 that's not allowed? 719 00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:41,083 "Not allowed" like offing someone, or like stealing candy? 720 00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:45,083 Have you been sucking an exhaust pipe? I'm not gonna kill anyone. 721 00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:47,042 No, it's just... 722 00:45:48,792 --> 00:45:50,417 not exactly okay. 723 00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:53,375 Sounds fair enough, when love is involved. 724 00:45:55,292 --> 00:45:57,250 - Mücke! - Yes? 725 00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:01,125 - I'm glad you're my sister. - I'm glad you're my brother. 726 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:03,708 Best bros for life? 727 00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:05,667 Best bros for life. 728 00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:14,750 I still don't know if this is a good idea. 729 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,625 - It's the best idea ever. - Our plan is illegal. 730 00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:20,250 After the race, we'll bring the engine back. 731 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:21,917 Exactly, Klausi. 732 00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:27,125 His generous uncle is temporarily loaning the engine to us, so to speak. 733 00:46:27,375 --> 00:46:30,667 - Does he know that? - He doesn't know what he doesn't know. 734 00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:34,000 That's why he's a junkman, not a philosopher. 735 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,792 Plus, we'll give the engine an oil change and clean it: 736 00:46:37,042 --> 00:46:38,667 Like an unsolicited service. 737 00:46:38,917 --> 00:46:41,083 In other words: It's a legal gray area. 738 00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:43,458 We're basically like Christmas elves. 739 00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:46,833 - But they scared me as a kid. - Me too. 740 00:46:47,083 --> 00:46:48,250 - Really? - No. 741 00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:52,583 - Here. 742 00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:54,250 Awooga! 743 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,083 - Hot. Who's that? - My cousin Siri. 744 00:46:57,333 --> 00:47:00,250 You're allowed to date her. But first, meet her dad. 745 00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,958 - Child's play. - Here. 746 00:47:03,208 --> 00:47:06,833 - So we can service it in peace. - Holy cannoli, he looks dangerous. 747 00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:09,250 He's as harmless as a guinea pig. 748 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:11,042 I'm allergic to pet hair. 749 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:15,333 Listen, Klausi. My uncle has always dreamed 750 00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:19,792 of finding a confident, good-looking German man for Siri. 751 00:47:19,958 --> 00:47:21,875 Dude, this is your chance. 752 00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:25,750 - And... and... she's there? - Yeah. 753 00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:28,167 Go get her, Klausi. 754 00:47:29,875 --> 00:47:31,958 - No. - What? Why not? 755 00:47:32,208 --> 00:47:33,750 No, it won't work. 756 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,083 - She's fine! - What if I say something dumb? 757 00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:38,500 You've never said anything dumb. Ever. 758 00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:40,667 Just tell her some jokes. You know lots. 759 00:47:40,917 --> 00:47:43,292 - Just jokes about Mantas. - Aslan loves those. 760 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:46,125 - Should I date Aslan? - Just do it. We need the engine. 761 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:48,542 But I don't have anything with me: 762 00:47:48,708 --> 00:47:51,042 no condoms, no Viagra, nada. 763 00:47:51,292 --> 00:47:54,750 Are you crazy? You need to let girls come to you. 764 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,917 But Dr. Ruth says it's better to come at the same time. 765 00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:06,792 Klausi, what are you doing? 766 00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:12,375 - A disguise? Camouflage? - Not you, dummy! 767 00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:14,750 Us, because we're stealing the engine! 768 00:48:15,625 --> 00:48:17,125 Borrowing. 769 00:48:19,875 --> 00:48:21,708 How's my hair? 770 00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:25,833 Perfect the way it is. 771 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,750 Distracts from the rest. 772 00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:33,583 Wait, Klausi. 773 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,083 Killer. Good luck. 774 00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:50,417 Hello, Mr. Aslan. 775 00:48:50,667 --> 00:48:52,792 I'm Klausi. Like "clow-zee." 776 00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:56,167 Know this one? "A Manta driver walks into a bakery..." 777 00:48:56,792 --> 00:48:58,833 Okay... Guess he knew that one. 778 00:49:03,167 --> 00:49:05,833 - What do you want? - To tell you some yummy jokes... 779 00:49:06,083 --> 00:49:07,167 Fuck off! 780 00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:22,542 - This doner kebab is sick. - It's from Podolski. 781 00:49:22,792 --> 00:49:25,917 - Not Kangal? Been wanting to try it. - "Mangal." 782 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:27,917 A "kangal" is a Turkish herding dog. 783 00:49:28,167 --> 00:49:30,458 - What? - A Turkish herding dog. 784 00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:33,125 Can you not speak with your mouth full? 785 00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:36,125 - A Turkish herding dog. - Now I got it. 786 00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:38,792 - What do you want with my dau... - Let him go! 787 00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:41,042 Baba! Man. 788 00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:42,583 - Hello, Klausi. - Hello, Siri. 789 00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:45,583 You're even prettier than in real life. 790 00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:48,375 You're sweet. 791 00:50:05,125 --> 00:50:07,708 We're both wearing chains. It's a sign. 792 00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:09,792 Yes. 793 00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:14,750 - Why are you here? - For a date with your lovely daughter. 794 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,458 You'd better get the hell out of here, or I'll destroy you. 795 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:20,208 Come on, Klausi. 796 00:50:26,917 --> 00:50:28,875 Okay, folks. Showtime. 797 00:50:29,042 --> 00:50:30,958 - Thought he'd kill him. - That's your third kebab. 798 00:50:31,208 --> 00:50:33,583 - How come you still look good? - The gym, brother. 799 00:50:33,833 --> 00:50:35,500 Okay, folks. Masks out. 800 00:50:39,792 --> 00:50:42,500 Dude... Maybe take the hat off first. 801 00:50:43,792 --> 00:50:45,333 This guy- 802 00:50:46,792 --> 00:50:48,083 - Happy? - Looks great. 803 00:50:50,167 --> 00:50:52,083 - What are you doing? - I'm hungry. 804 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,042 Let's go get the thing. 805 00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:58,583 Delicious soup. The gyros are to die for. 806 00:50:59,208 --> 00:51:01,083 - "Gyros." - Koftas. 807 00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:03,000 - Excuse me? - Those are koftas. 808 00:51:04,625 --> 00:51:07,375 Koftas. They're really... koft-icious. 809 00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:09,208 - You're funny, Klausi. - Yes. 810 00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:11,833 Baba... you say something. 811 00:51:12,083 --> 00:51:15,250 The meat in the soup... I shot it myself. 812 00:51:16,042 --> 00:51:17,792 - Want to see the gun? - Baba. 813 00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:19,458 - What? - Honey. 814 00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:21,792 You can't force love. 815 00:51:21,958 --> 00:51:23,875 It falls where it may. 816 00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:26,292 Look where I landed. 817 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:28,292 A cowpie also falls where it may. 818 00:51:28,542 --> 00:51:30,458 That doesn't make it a good thing. 819 00:51:31,208 --> 00:51:33,167 You're right about that, Mr. Aslan. 820 00:51:33,958 --> 00:51:35,417 I enjoy boxing. 821 00:51:35,667 --> 00:51:38,833 - Do you box, too? - Nah, I think boxing's primitive. 822 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,333 - Did you call me primitive? - No, not you... 823 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:43,125 The sport in general. 824 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:45,917 I find it primitive, low-class... boorish. 825 00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:48,625 What? Boxing's for Neanderthals. 826 00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:50,917 What have I clone for you to punish me? 827 00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:53,000 I'm not punishing you. 828 00:51:53,167 --> 00:51:54,875 I really like him. 829 00:51:55,958 --> 00:51:57,875 What did he say? My Turkish is rusty. 830 00:51:58,125 --> 00:52:01,167 - That he really likes you. - How nice. 831 00:52:01,417 --> 00:52:03,458 - Maybe later, we can... - No, we can't. 832 00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:12,250 - Quiet! - Yes. 833 00:52:16,458 --> 00:52:19,417 - Baby's over there. - It's dark as hell in here, Bertie. 834 00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:21,333 Take off the mask. 835 00:52:22,583 --> 00:52:24,167 You check if the coast is clear. 836 00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:26,167 - You come with me. - Okay. 837 00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:28,625 Okay, on three. 838 00:52:29,625 --> 00:52:32,417 One... two... three. 839 00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:38,167 - Dude! - Are you crazy? Not so loud. 840 00:52:38,417 --> 00:52:40,542 - I think I need to crap. - What, now? 841 00:52:40,792 --> 00:52:44,208 - Are you insane? - I can't help it. It's bearing down. 842 00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:46,625 Why did you eat three kebabs? 843 00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:48,208 - His head is poking out. - Who? 844 00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:50,333 - Him. - What are you thinking? 845 00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:53,542 That he's about to make an entrance. 846 00:53:00,167 --> 00:53:03,458 Two Manta drivers go to a shoe store to buy crocodile-skin boots. 847 00:53:03,708 --> 00:53:05,875 Ankle boots cost 900. Tall boots, 1500. 848 00:53:06,042 --> 00:53:08,583 So they fly to the Nile and shoot their own crocodiles. 849 00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:11,583 They've just thrown the 15th crocodile ashore 850 00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:14,125 when one of them says, "I'll shoot one more. 851 00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:17,208 But if it doesn't have boots on either, then let's just go." 852 00:53:24,042 --> 00:53:27,042 - I'll get you laughing, too, Mr. Asslan. - Aslan. 853 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:31,833 - Are you almost done? - Yeah, brother. 854 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:34,458 Good. Get dressed, we have things to do. 855 00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:37,542 But I don't have any toilet paper. Can you get me some? 856 00:53:37,792 --> 00:53:40,375 How? Should I go ask your uncle nicely? 857 00:53:40,625 --> 00:53:43,667 "Mr. Aslan, your nephew just crapped in your garage. 858 00:53:43,917 --> 00:53:46,333 But he doesn't have any TP. Would you mind?" 859 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:48,875 There must be a newspaper lying around. Go look. 860 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:50,542 Dude. 861 00:54:04,667 --> 00:54:07,833 Dude, where are you? It's starting to smell. 862 00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:10,750 Here, take this. 863 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,792 - What is this? - Sandpaper 864 00:54:16,042 --> 00:54:18,667 Do you prefer 40 or 120 grit? 865 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:20,583 I don't want to sand my rosebud. 866 00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,833 The one from Aldi isn't any softer. 867 00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:30,917 Got another: A Manta driver comes home drunk at 4 a.m. 868 00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:33,542 Finds his wife there holding a broomstick. 869 00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:35,167 He says... 870 00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:37,542 "Still cleaning, or about to fly away?" 871 00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,042 You laughed. 872 00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:48,583 If anything, I smiled. 873 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,708 - What was that? - What was what? 874 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,167 That noise. It came from outside. 875 00:55:11,667 --> 00:55:13,667 - Why is that van rolling? - Get down. 876 00:55:13,917 --> 00:55:15,583 - Where? - Are you blind? There! 877 00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:18,375 That's mine. Forgot the parking brake. 878 00:55:18,542 --> 00:55:21,333 - With the slope... - There's no slope. 879 00:55:21,583 --> 00:55:23,417 - How else would it roll? - Someone's pushing. 880 00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:26,708 - Where's my gun? - I hid it. 881 00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:34,750 - Where are my cartridges? - I forget. 882 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,208 I'm smart. 883 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:42,333 Fuck. Fuck, fuck. 884 00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:44,917 - Fuck. - Take cover! 885 00:55:45,542 --> 00:55:46,583 Idiot! 886 00:55:48,625 --> 00:55:50,208 Fuck. Shit! 887 00:55:50,458 --> 00:55:52,667 - What are you doing? - Out of my way, worm. 888 00:55:53,917 --> 00:55:56,458 - He's lost it. - I want to marry your daughter. 889 00:55:56,708 --> 00:55:59,375 - What did you say? - I'm asking for her hand. 890 00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:01,708 I'll give you many grandkids. Only boys! 891 00:56:01,958 --> 00:56:04,708 - Shit. - Mom my! 892 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:10,208 Stay here. He'll kill us. 893 00:56:14,292 --> 00:56:15,417 Fuck. 894 00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:20,458 - Lost my mask. What if my uncle saw me? - Jump in! 895 00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:22,625 - What about Klausi? - Screw Klausi! 896 00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:25,042 It's every man for himself now. 897 00:56:36,208 --> 00:56:37,833 Hands off! 898 00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,583 - Up ahead! - Get out of the way! 899 00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:48,667 - Bertie Katzbach. - Ldiot! 900 00:56:48,917 --> 00:56:50,542 This thing is going in the trash. 901 00:56:50,792 --> 00:56:52,250 I'm bleeding. 902 00:56:54,583 --> 00:56:57,875 Bertie! You guys forgot me! 903 00:56:58,125 --> 00:57:00,583 - Keep going. We're too young to die. - Klausi. 904 00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:02,292 Get in, bro! 905 00:57:18,958 --> 00:57:21,292 Sunny tomorrow, with a high of 8.9 degrees. 906 00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:23,125 By the end of the week... 907 00:57:23,292 --> 00:57:24,958 - Bertie. - Hey. 908 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:26,667 What are you doing here? 909 00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:28,708 I... wanted to get my hair washed. 910 00:57:28,958 --> 00:57:31,125 - Wash your hair? - I ran out of shampoo. 911 00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:33,667 Well, that's no good. 912 00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:39,208 Is that a good temperature? 913 00:57:45,667 --> 00:57:49,292 Is there some other reason you're here aside from a rinse? 914 00:57:49,542 --> 00:57:52,375 - I had a bad spat with Mücke. - Why? 915 00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:55,042 She keeps bringing all these wimps home. 916 00:57:55,292 --> 00:57:57,000 Come on, Mustafa was cute. 917 00:57:57,250 --> 00:58:00,417 Yes, he was. If I'd known who she'd rack up after him, 918 00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:02,458 I'd have forced them to get married. 919 00:58:02,708 --> 00:58:04,667 I really don't know what to do with her. 920 00:58:04,917 --> 00:58:07,333 Most importantly, you shouldn't interfere. 921 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:10,750 - I'd never interfere. - She told me you airbagged the new guy. 922 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,875 - Not interfering, it's intervening. - Bertie, stop it. 923 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:17,708 Whatever you do or say about her boyfriends, it'll just backfire. 924 00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:20,083 - I know that, Uschi. - Yes, of course. 925 00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:21,792 How's it going with Daniel? 926 00:58:22,042 --> 00:58:25,083 He's really a tough nut to crack. But I'm trying my hardest. 927 00:58:25,333 --> 00:58:27,125 - You can do it. - You think so? 928 00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:28,958 I believe in you. 929 00:58:30,042 --> 00:58:32,083 Do you want to get lunch with me tomorrow? 930 00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:34,667 - What do you think? - Okay. 931 00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:51,083 - Mücke, can we talk? - Really not a good time, Dad. 932 00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:53,250 I wanted to tell you how much I love you. 933 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:56,375 - I know that already. - Don't interrupt me. 934 00:58:58,042 --> 00:58:59,208 Alright. 935 00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,958 I just wanted to say how... 936 00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:05,875 completely sorry I am for treating Rico so badly. 937 00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:08,375 I just want you to be happy. 938 00:59:08,542 --> 00:59:12,042 So I'll never say anything dumb about one of your boyfriends again. 939 00:59:12,208 --> 00:59:13,458 Word of honor. 940 00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:15,458 - Did you visit Mom? - No, why? 941 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:18,333 - Because you sound like her. - I do? 942 00:59:18,583 --> 00:59:19,875 Yes. 943 00:59:20,792 --> 00:59:22,833 Dad, you're like a hole in the head. 944 00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:26,083 Nobody needs one... but I need you. 945 00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:28,958 I'll always love you. 946 00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:33,458 You owe me 1.70 for the ice-cream. 947 00:59:34,583 --> 00:59:35,667 One... 948 00:59:36,792 --> 00:59:38,792 - Cool shit. - Two... 949 00:59:39,042 --> 00:59:40,125 Wait. 950 00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:44,333 Now you can count. 951 00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:47,208 - A toothpick? Since when? - You have one, too. 952 00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:48,583 Looks cool. 953 00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:51,458 - And now you want to look cool, too? - Of course. 954 00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:53,167 Do I look cool? 955 00:59:54,917 --> 00:59:55,958 Daniel! 956 00:59:58,958 --> 01:00:00,792 Tarzan, is that you? 957 01:00:01,042 --> 01:00:03,208 - Need any help? - Hey! 958 01:00:04,250 --> 01:00:05,833 Before someone gets hurt. 959 01:00:06,625 --> 01:00:09,208 - What are you doing here? - Thought I'd offer to help. 960 01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:14,583 There's a coverall in the closet. 961 01:00:22,667 --> 01:00:26,167 - Spitting image of Stallone. - How does Dad look like Stallone? 962 01:00:26,417 --> 01:00:30,583 Like in the film, when he crash-lands naked in a parking lotto save the past. 963 01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:33,750 - You mean "Terminator"? - That's the one, smarty-pants. 964 01:00:34,375 --> 01:00:35,917 That was Arnold, dimwit. 965 01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:42,208 Now I want to see what I pay you for, you specialists. 966 01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:44,583 You haven't paid us for five months. 967 01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:51,417 There'll be fat raises after the Classics. 968 01:00:51,667 --> 01:00:54,042 - For everybody. - Sounds good, boss. 969 01:00:54,208 --> 01:00:57,042 - I told you not to call me "boss." - Sorry. 970 01:01:02,417 --> 01:01:03,542 Sounds good. 971 01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:08,167 - Sounds good. - I'm not deaf. 972 01:01:12,292 --> 01:01:14,000 Just drive already. 973 01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:49,708 Yeah! 974 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:35,792 - How did it go with Daniel? - Great. 975 01:02:36,042 --> 01:02:38,292 We pimped the car. Together. 976 01:02:38,542 --> 01:02:41,375 He just came into the garage and asked if we needed help. 977 01:02:42,417 --> 01:02:44,500 - Really? - Yeah. 978 01:02:44,667 --> 01:02:48,500 We've been doing repairs all morning, we test-drove the Calibra, 979 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:50,292 we laughed, and... 980 01:02:51,417 --> 01:02:52,875 he even gave me a hug. 981 01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:54,833 Wow. 982 01:02:58,167 --> 01:02:59,750 What are you thinking? 983 01:03:00,792 --> 01:03:03,125 I know I wasn't always the perfect man for you, 984 01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:04,917 but why him? 985 01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:07,250 - Who, Gunnar? - Are there others? 986 01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:09,500 - Dozens. - Dozens? 987 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:15,333 - Why did you fall in love with him? - He was great with the kids. 988 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:18,000 - And I wasn't? - No, of course you were. 989 01:03:18,250 --> 01:03:21,833 "Of course"? And that's why you left me for Gunnar? 990 01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:25,250 I was alone for three years before he came along. 991 01:03:25,417 --> 01:03:27,917 If he was so great, why did Mücke move back in with me? 992 01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:31,500 She was always daddy's little girl. And she pitied you. 993 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:34,500 - "Pitied"? - She didn't want you to be alone. 994 01:03:35,542 --> 01:03:36,583 Wow. 995 01:03:37,958 --> 01:03:40,083 I'm just telling you how it is. 996 01:03:44,042 --> 01:03:45,083 What? 997 01:03:45,917 --> 01:03:48,333 Why did you stop loving me, back then? 998 01:03:55,292 --> 01:03:57,417 I always loved you, Bertie. 999 01:03:58,542 --> 01:04:01,750 When you left, you told me you didn't love me anymore. 1000 01:04:03,042 --> 01:04:04,917 - I lied. - Lied? 1001 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:09,417 I couldn't live with the idea of you crashing and leaving me at your grave. 1002 01:04:09,667 --> 01:04:12,208 No one's ever died racing in the DTM. 1003 01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:16,167 - You almost died. - We'd long since split up by then. 1004 01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:18,208 What kind of logic is that? 1005 01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:20,875 Bertie, someone has to be the first. 1006 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:23,042 And I knew you had to race. 1007 01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:27,333 If I had asked you to quit, then that would've been the reason we split. 1008 01:04:27,583 --> 01:04:30,292 Or would you have stopped if I had asked you? 1009 01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:32,417 Answer honestly. 1010 01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:36,958 No. 1011 01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:39,125 See? 1012 01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:44,958 I have to go. 1013 01:04:50,042 --> 01:04:51,292 Bye. 1014 01:04:55,875 --> 01:04:59,125 To the best deal of the past ten years. 1015 01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:01,958 Cheers. I hope you enjoy. 1016 01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:03,833 Hello, everybody. 1017 01:05:04,583 --> 01:05:06,958 - I'm Uschi. - Hey, sweetie. 1018 01:05:07,583 --> 01:05:09,333 Have a seat and join us. 1019 01:05:09,583 --> 01:05:11,083 - Where were you? - I had pizza. 1020 01:05:11,333 --> 01:05:13,708 - That's nice. Who with? - Bertie. 1021 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,500 - What are you having? - Oysters. 1022 01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:20,375 Fresh, flown in straight from the Atlantic. 1023 01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:26,625 By the smell, I'd guess bike courier. 1024 01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:31,292 I was just telling you all... 1025 01:05:32,167 --> 01:05:33,625 how funny she can be. 1026 01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:43,667 Bertie? Did something happen? 1027 01:05:43,917 --> 01:05:47,667 Daniel stole my credit card. He's throwing a 1000-euro beach party. 1028 01:05:47,917 --> 01:05:50,708 - Shit. Are you on your way? - Almost there. 1029 01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:53,167 - He'll be getting a hiding. - No, don't. 1030 01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:56,000 If you hit him, I'm never speaking to you again. 1031 01:05:56,167 --> 01:05:58,083 Mücke, let the grown-ups talk. 1032 01:05:58,708 --> 01:06:01,833 You wanted him to forgive you, right? So show him how. 1033 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,292 Up to my ears in debt and I should forgive him? 1034 01:06:04,542 --> 01:06:07,042 Yes, Dad. He already feels super guilty. 1035 01:06:07,292 --> 01:06:08,917 - Bertie? - Yes? 1036 01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:11,375 He needs his dad, okay? Don't be hard on him. 1037 01:06:11,625 --> 01:06:12,833 No. 1038 01:06:13,083 --> 01:06:16,542 Listen to Mom for once. You won't regret it. 1039 01:06:16,792 --> 01:06:18,000 Please. 1040 01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,458 Okay, Uschi. I'll do it like you said. 1041 01:06:26,958 --> 01:06:28,917 You're really killing the vibe. 1042 01:06:29,167 --> 01:06:31,708 Maybe because my dad's gonna rip me a new one. 1043 01:06:31,958 --> 01:06:33,708 Is that my fault? 1044 01:06:34,708 --> 01:06:36,167 Have you lost it, Tessa? 1045 01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:38,417 Tessa! Where are you going? 1046 01:06:38,667 --> 01:06:41,375 To the DJs. Their vibe is better than yours. 1047 01:06:47,333 --> 01:06:49,542 - What a knockout. - He needs to get laid. 1048 01:06:50,292 --> 01:06:53,833 - Yours, not so much. - Take a look in the mirror, dickwad. 1049 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,458 - What did I do? - Mücke's coming with me. 1050 01:06:56,625 --> 01:06:59,458 - You two, go over there. Now. - Okay, boss. 1051 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:02,333 Daniel! Hey! 1052 01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,583 - Let us through. - VIP? 1053 01:07:08,375 --> 01:07:10,542 - We're VIP, dude. - Show me some tickets. 1054 01:07:10,792 --> 01:07:13,625 My son's in there. The one in the preppy white jacket. 1055 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,333 I don't know him. Never seen him before. 1056 01:07:17,583 --> 01:07:18,542 Fuck. 1057 01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:24,542 - Hey, bro! Wassup? - What are you doing here? 1058 01:07:24,792 --> 01:07:27,750 - We're here to party. - Please, don't make a scene. 1059 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,958 We won't, we're just here to have fun. 1060 01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:33,833 I've never gone out with my kids on a Friday. I'm usually in the garage. 1061 01:07:34,083 --> 01:07:37,000 - So go right back there. - No way. Dad gets to party, too. 1062 01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:39,625 He works so much. It's time to tear the house down. 1063 01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,500 Yeah, and how. 1064 01:07:44,333 --> 01:07:46,125 - What's shakin', bacon? - Can we help? 1065 01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:47,958 Yes, I'm looking for Daniel. 1066 01:07:48,208 --> 01:07:50,208 About 5'11", dark hair, almost as hot as me. 1067 01:07:50,458 --> 01:07:52,792 - Was your dad a glassmaker? - No? 1068 01:07:53,042 --> 01:07:55,042 - So you aren't see-through? - No. 1069 01:07:55,292 --> 01:07:57,750 You're blocking our view of the dancefloor. 1070 01:07:58,458 --> 01:07:59,917 Anything else, Grampa? 1071 01:08:00,167 --> 01:08:02,500 - A rum and Coke would be nice. - A rum and Coke. 1072 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,583 What's the biggest part of a Manta? 1073 01:08:05,833 --> 01:08:07,417 The passenger's tits. 1074 01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:11,583 - Thomas! Tino! - I can say that, I drive a Manta. 1075 01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:18,125 - Do you have a problem? - No, do they look like a problem? 1076 01:08:18,292 --> 01:08:20,083 - I'm on a roll here. - Take a hike. 1077 01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:22,083 - What? - Get lost. 1078 01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:24,875 Hey, boys. Cool music. 1079 01:08:25,125 --> 01:08:27,042 - What's Grampa doing here? - Fuck. 1080 01:08:27,292 --> 01:08:29,042 Groovy joint here, not bad. 1081 01:08:29,292 --> 01:08:30,750 You really know how to party. 1082 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,625 I'll pay you back, okay? 1083 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:35,708 Hey, how about another round? It's on Daniel. 1084 01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:39,542 - Could you just leave, please? - Relax, we're hereto have fun. 1085 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:41,792 What is this? 1086 01:08:45,417 --> 01:08:46,958 Good shit. 1087 01:08:47,208 --> 01:08:48,875 .Hey- .Hey- 1088 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,417 - What do you want? - A Sex on the Beach. 1089 01:08:51,667 --> 01:08:53,667 - A Sex on the Beach? - Something wrong? 1090 01:08:53,917 --> 01:08:55,667 - Not at all. - Salem. 1091 01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:57,583 Bartender. 1092 01:09:07,792 --> 01:09:09,417 Hi. I'm Klausi. 1093 01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:11,875 - Let's get it on. - Finally someone says it. 1094 01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:14,417 - Really? - Ten minutes, ladies' room. 1095 01:09:14,667 --> 01:09:15,750 Okay, boss. 1096 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,500 Go on ahead, get undressed, 1097 01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,167 and I won't meet you there. 1098 01:09:19,792 --> 01:09:21,292 No problemo. 1099 01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:26,250 Man. 1100 01:09:28,167 --> 01:09:29,375 Needed that. 1101 01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:32,500 When it rains, it pours. Who's your daddy? 1102 01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:34,833 - That's the ladies'. - I know. 1103 01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:38,125 Yeah. 1104 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:54,125 - You forgot my drink. - Anna? 1105 01:09:54,375 --> 01:09:57,042 - Enjoy. - Sim-Salem-bim. 1106 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,583 Guess I'll make another one. 1107 01:09:59,750 --> 01:10:01,750 - I'll be in touch. - Don't forget. 1108 01:10:04,125 --> 01:10:05,625 I got a date. 1109 01:10:09,667 --> 01:10:11,417 Flex. 1110 01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:14,583 - Dude, I said flex! - I am. 1111 01:10:35,833 --> 01:10:37,667 What the fuck? 1112 01:10:40,958 --> 01:10:43,417 - Let's go to the bathroom. - No sex before a race. 1113 01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:45,583 - I'm a pro. - Hey, frogface! 1114 01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:48,208 Katzbach, go home to your daddy. 1115 01:10:50,875 --> 01:10:52,458 - I'm bleeding! - Who are you? 1116 01:10:52,708 --> 01:10:55,833 - I'm his girlfriend, bitch. - Ls that why your noses match? 1117 01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:00,542 Did you call for back-up, Rico? 1118 01:11:00,792 --> 01:11:02,667 I'll eat them for breakfast. 1119 01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:06,042 Come on! 1120 01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:09,917 - Wow, hitting a defenseless girl? - Fuck you, Katzbach. 1121 01:11:10,167 --> 01:11:11,667 Come with me, Mücke. 1122 01:11:13,292 --> 01:11:16,125 - Pussy. - Shove it, Ufuk or Ali or whatever. 1123 01:11:16,292 --> 01:11:18,458 - I only want Katzbach. - Go get her. 1124 01:11:19,083 --> 01:11:20,458 Go get her, guys. 1125 01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:24,667 - Boys, simmer down. - There won't be any fighting. 1126 01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:26,292 Egi? 1127 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,333 Jackie Chan or what? 1128 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,833 - Okay, guys. - Yo, yo, yo. What's going on here? 1129 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:54,583 - What's with him? - I just took a shit. 1130 01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:57,542 - Dude. - Next, please. 1131 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,875 - Fuck yeah! - Who wants to go next? 1132 01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:28,125 - Is he dead? - Nah, old men just smell weird. 1133 01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:34,417 Okay. Let's go tell Tino. This dude's wasted. 1134 01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:44,958 How did I get home? 1135 01:12:45,583 --> 01:12:47,958 - Time to head out. - You look like shit. 1136 01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:55,125 I'm challenging that dishonorable prick Tom. 1137 01:12:55,292 --> 01:12:57,708 Says he's my friend while stabbing me in the back. 1138 01:12:57,958 --> 01:12:59,667 It's time for an honest fight. 1139 01:12:59,833 --> 01:13:02,667 You and me, Tom. A chicken race. 1140 01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:04,542 You know where. 1141 01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,250 You piece of shit. 1142 01:13:19,042 --> 01:13:22,000 - You okay, Klausi? - Never better. 1143 01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:25,875 I used to be into a Betty... Heidi's friend. 1144 01:13:26,125 --> 01:13:28,958 - Cindy's sister... - Go to sleep. 1145 01:13:35,167 --> 01:13:38,417 First gear. Engage the clutch... slowly. 1146 01:13:38,667 --> 01:13:40,458 Klausi, shut it, okay? 1147 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:42,208 Parking brake. 1148 01:13:44,167 --> 01:13:46,125 Now reverse. 1149 01:13:58,042 --> 01:13:59,042 125 MPH 1150 01:13:59,292 --> 01:14:01,125 Hang on, bud. I'm coming for you. 1151 01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:07,917 - Shit. - What? 1152 01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:14,667 Need a diagram? The ball goes under your dress. 1153 01:14:14,917 --> 01:14:16,250 Sweetie. 1154 01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:19,333 - Happy? - I love you, sweetie. 1155 01:14:19,583 --> 01:14:21,125 Do you have shit for brains? 1156 01:14:21,375 --> 01:14:24,667 Step out of the car, turn around, hands up, legs spread. 1157 01:14:24,917 --> 01:14:27,083 - Hello there. - Kiss my ass. 1158 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:29,500 - Aren't you JP Kraemer? - Yeah, I'm him. 1159 01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:32,167 Great, I'm a huge fan of yours. 1160 01:14:32,417 --> 01:14:35,583 I believe you, pal, but can't you see my girlfriend's pregnant? 1161 01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:37,667 But that isn't true... 1162 01:14:37,917 --> 01:14:39,750 - ls it yours, or...? - The Pope's. 1163 01:14:40,667 --> 01:14:43,000 - How? - Ls your brain fried or what? 1164 01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:45,125 She's pregnant. We need to go. 1165 01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:48,000 No problem. I'll drive ahead and keep the road clear. 1166 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:51,958 - Anyone seen my speed gun? - Not me. 1167 01:14:53,625 --> 01:14:56,125 But he just threw it into that cornfield. 1168 01:14:57,417 --> 01:14:59,125 What's her problem? 1169 01:14:59,667 --> 01:15:01,458 - She's a good cook. - That's what counts. 1170 01:15:01,708 --> 01:15:03,167 - Agreed. - Can we take a photo? 1171 01:15:03,417 --> 01:15:06,708 - No. - I don't have my phone. Let's use yours. 1172 01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:10,125 You can send me the photo. I won't give anyone your number. 1173 01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:15,250 Brake carefully. Very carefully. 1174 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:18,667 - Perfect, boss. - I told you not to call me "boss." 1175 01:15:18,917 --> 01:15:21,375 Hold his head up. He's obviously plastered. 1176 01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:22,625 Got it. 1177 01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:25,042 Hey! 1178 01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:31,333 Dipshits. 1179 01:15:32,292 --> 01:15:34,583 We aren't within town limits, Hauke! 1180 01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:37,125 Still! You can only honk in two cases. 1181 01:15:37,375 --> 01:15:38,875 - Have a nice day! - First... 1182 01:15:39,125 --> 01:15:42,583 To alert other drivers to danger. Second, to pass a vehicle. 1183 01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:44,917 - You're the king of fools. - That was neither. 1184 01:15:45,167 --> 01:15:47,708 - The what? - The king of fools. Hauke's here. 1185 01:15:47,958 --> 01:15:49,542 - Do you know who's in here? - Who? 1186 01:15:49,792 --> 01:15:53,167 JP Kraemer. So I'm letting you all off the hook this time. 1187 01:15:53,792 --> 01:15:55,417 Everything's tip-top! 1188 01:15:55,667 --> 01:15:58,250 Zero blood in Bertie's alcohol-stream. 1189 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:02,458 - Get in here, sit down. - Shut up! There's a cop up there. 1190 01:16:02,708 --> 01:16:04,875 - I'm hungry. - Klausi, shut the hell up! 1191 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:09,125 - Dude! - But I'm hungry. 1192 01:16:09,375 --> 01:16:11,208 Something fishy is going on. 1193 01:16:11,458 --> 01:16:12,458 Scream. 1194 01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:15,417 - Scream. - But I'm fine, nothing hurts. 1195 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:23,125 - What happened? - It's coming. 1196 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:40,417 Out of the way! Mantas coming through! 1197 01:16:41,083 --> 01:16:42,625 Klausi... take cover! 1198 01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:55,875 Daniel? 1199 01:16:56,125 --> 01:16:59,042 Pineapples? ls that a thing these days? 1200 01:16:59,292 --> 01:17:00,583 Get his head. 1201 01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:02,125 Get his head, dude! 1202 01:17:04,792 --> 01:17:08,042 He stinks. Why are his balls in my face? 1203 01:17:08,292 --> 01:17:10,875 - Because he kissed me. - It's not the same. 1204 01:17:11,125 --> 01:17:14,417 - Plus, I have a date. - Daniel? You here? 1205 01:17:15,667 --> 01:17:17,542 Looks like he split. 1206 01:17:24,458 --> 01:17:26,083 Aw, little Klausi. 1207 01:17:27,583 --> 01:17:28,750 What the fuck... 1208 01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:34,625 I'm challenging that dishonorable prick Tom. 1209 01:17:34,875 --> 01:17:38,250 Says he's my friend while stabbing me in the back. 1210 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:40,583 Dude, the Cali's gone. 1211 01:17:40,833 --> 01:17:42,917 - "Gone"? - Gone, gone. 1212 01:17:43,542 --> 01:17:45,167 - A chicken race. - Fuck, guys. 1213 01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:48,208 He went to the quarry for a chicken race. 1214 01:17:48,458 --> 01:17:51,625 Shit. We didn't fix the brakes yet. 1215 01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:53,333 Time to go! 1216 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:12,125 The rules are really simple. 1217 01:18:13,083 --> 01:18:15,167 Drive towards the cliff at full speed, 1218 01:18:15,333 --> 01:18:17,125 and whoever brakes first... 1219 01:18:17,292 --> 01:18:18,292 Jerkwad. 1220 01:18:18,542 --> 01:18:19,833 “Loses. 1221 01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:29,208 - Go away. - Don't do it. 1222 01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:32,042 - Leonie, stay out of it. - There are three outcomes. 1223 01:18:32,292 --> 01:18:34,917 - You brake and lose. - I'm not gonna brake before him. 1224 01:18:35,083 --> 01:18:37,708 Tom brakes and you win. No one brakes, both win, both die. 1225 01:18:37,958 --> 01:18:41,083 Even if you win, there's a 33-percent chance you'll die. 1226 01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:43,250 - No way. - It's just math. 1227 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,917 Fuck off, four-eyes. 1228 01:18:45,542 --> 01:18:47,250 Daniel, no. Please don't. 1229 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:49,542 Daniel, Daniel. Daniel, fuck. 1230 01:18:52,792 --> 01:18:54,083 Fuck! Fuck! 1231 01:19:01,208 --> 01:19:02,583 What an idiot. 1232 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:06,333 - Dumb cow. - Chill, four-eyes. 1233 01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:15,917 - Shit, they're actually doing it! - Shit! 1234 01:19:32,917 --> 01:19:35,125 - My God, Daniel's gonna die! - Daniel! 1235 01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:40,167 - Daniel! - No, Daniel! 1236 01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:57,792 - Why aren't you stopping? - Come on, brake! 1237 01:21:14,708 --> 01:21:15,750 Hello? 1238 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,917 - It's Klausi. - Klausi. 1239 01:21:18,167 --> 01:21:20,542 - I screwed up. - What did you do? 1240 01:21:20,708 --> 01:21:23,583 I was drunk as a skunk and... cheated. 1241 01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:26,750 - I know it's no excuse, but... - Hang on... 1242 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,667 - Who did you cheat on? - You. 1243 01:21:29,708 --> 01:21:32,292 Me? How did you manage that, exactly? 1244 01:21:32,542 --> 01:21:35,958 Yes, well... not really, but in my imagination. 1245 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:39,542 - But you can imagine anything, Klausi. - That's almost as bad. 1246 01:21:40,167 --> 01:21:42,083 I'm such a bad person. 1247 01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:43,958 No, you aren't. 1248 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:47,917 You're a wonderful person, Klausi. You know what? 1249 01:21:48,167 --> 01:21:49,625 I'll forgive you this time. 1250 01:21:51,083 --> 01:21:54,250 - How about a walk on Sunday? - That's the Classics, so I can't. 1251 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:56,250 Why don't you come along? 1252 01:21:57,125 --> 01:22:00,708 - Drag racing's not my thing. - But it's going to be awesome. 1253 01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:04,167 We totally pimped the Calibra. We're going to win. 1254 01:22:04,417 --> 01:22:07,375 - I'll put' you on my VIP list. - On your VIP list? 1255 01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:11,917 Well, I guess I can't say no, can I? 1256 01:22:12,750 --> 01:22:15,125 - See you Sunday. - See you Sunday. 1257 01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:35,000 What happened to the Calibra? 1258 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:38,292 - Did I do that? - Not this time, Klausi. 1259 01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:41,000 Daniel. 1260 01:22:41,667 --> 01:22:43,417 Where is he now? 1261 01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:46,333 Leonie drove him to Uschi's. 1262 01:22:46,958 --> 01:22:48,750 Who's Leonie? 1263 01:22:48,917 --> 01:22:50,708 It doesn't matter anymore. 1264 01:22:53,042 --> 01:22:55,917 - How is he? - He feels like shit. 1265 01:22:57,208 --> 01:22:58,875 What do we do now? 1266 01:23:02,667 --> 01:23:06,083 I'll send you all termination letters so you can apply for unemployment. 1267 01:23:06,250 --> 01:23:08,458 Then I'll close up shop. Forever. 1268 01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:11,000 Brother, you must be joking. 1269 01:23:11,250 --> 01:23:12,333 C'mon, Mücke. 1270 01:23:42,750 --> 01:23:45,417 Nobody's going to say anything? Fine. 1271 01:23:46,167 --> 01:23:48,792 Then I will. Rule number one: 1272 01:23:50,167 --> 01:23:52,875 The only ones to enter this house are me, your mom, and you. 1273 01:23:53,125 --> 01:23:56,167 Anybody else needs an invitation from me or your mom. Not you. 1274 01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:59,000 Rule number two: You may not lay a finger 1275 01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:01,708 on a car I'm paying for. Buy your own or take the bus. 1276 01:24:01,958 --> 01:24:05,875 Rule three: The only place you'll drive is to school and back. 1277 01:24:06,042 --> 01:24:08,542 Do you understand me? In other words... 1278 01:24:08,708 --> 01:24:11,417 Wake up, go to night school, come home. 1279 01:24:11,667 --> 01:24:15,292 - You're grounded. - Gunnar, in terms of parenting Daniel... 1280 01:24:15,542 --> 01:24:19,625 And as soon as you get your diploma, you're out of here. 1281 01:24:19,875 --> 01:24:22,167 You go live your life, and we'll live ours. 1282 01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:23,375 Gunnar. 1283 01:24:23,625 --> 01:24:24,750 I agree. 1284 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,250 I agree. I'll do everything you say. 1285 01:24:28,875 --> 01:24:30,667 But I have one condition. 1286 01:24:35,292 --> 01:24:37,542 Did he just say he has a condition? 1287 01:24:37,792 --> 01:24:40,250 What do you need? A new Mercedes? 1288 01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:42,458 Money? Kerosene to burn my house down? 1289 01:24:44,667 --> 01:24:46,792 You loan my dad the money he needs 1290 01:24:46,958 --> 01:24:48,875 so he doesn't lose his garage. 1291 01:24:50,125 --> 01:24:51,958 - Daniel, I don't think... - Quiet. 1292 01:24:53,958 --> 01:24:56,833 I'm an investor, not a bank. 1293 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,292 - Gunnar... - I said, be quiet. 1294 01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:03,167 That garage is his whole life. 1295 01:25:03,417 --> 01:25:05,083 The go-kart track, too. 1296 01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:07,250 And I ruined everything. 1297 01:25:07,417 --> 01:25:09,542 Exactly. And you know why? 1298 01:25:10,292 --> 01:25:12,667 Your father lacks discipline, 1299 01:25:12,833 --> 01:25:15,292 which is exactly what I'm teaching you now. 1300 01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:17,208 - Please. - End of discussion. 1301 01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:21,042 Ursula, the dumplings, please. 1302 01:25:22,625 --> 01:25:26,125 Sit back down until we've finished eating, got it? 1303 01:25:26,292 --> 01:25:29,417 You leave my child alone right now, got that? 1304 01:25:29,667 --> 01:25:31,333 He's not a damn child anymore! 1305 01:25:31,583 --> 01:25:34,042 Do whatever you want. You will either way. 1306 01:25:34,292 --> 01:25:36,542 - Don't talk to my mom like that, prick. - Daniel. 1307 01:25:36,792 --> 01:25:39,625 - What did you say? - Something in your ears, prick? 1308 01:25:42,667 --> 01:25:44,458 Are you out of your mind? 1309 01:25:48,167 --> 01:25:52,667 You really screwed him up. Didn't hurt at all. 1310 01:25:55,167 --> 01:25:59,083 - We knew this would happen, right? - But you didn't give up. 1311 01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:03,083 We'll find something new. 1312 01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:05,250 Isn't that what we've always done? 1313 01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:07,917 - You sure about that? - 73 percent sure. 1314 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:12,750 Hey, Lukas. Hey, Stella. 1315 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:17,083 - We brought ten euros today. - We spoke to our parents. 1316 01:26:17,250 --> 01:26:19,375 Keep it, it's on me today. 1317 01:26:23,083 --> 01:26:25,167 - Really? - Yes, go play as long as you like. 1318 01:26:25,417 --> 01:26:28,625 - Thanks! - Cool, then we'll take ten popsicles. 1319 01:26:29,667 --> 01:26:31,542 Ice cream's free today, too. 1320 01:26:31,792 --> 01:26:33,917 If Mom and Dad get divorced, 1321 01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:36,042 then I'll tell her to marry you. 1322 01:26:36,292 --> 01:26:38,500 Sounds like a great plan, Stella. 1323 01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:48,042 - You're a good dad, you know? - They aren't mine. 1324 01:26:48,292 --> 01:26:50,750 - Sure about that? - 73 percent sure. 1325 01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:04,625 What are you doing here? 1326 01:27:04,875 --> 01:27:07,042 Sulking in the garage so someone'll ask you 1327 01:27:07,292 --> 01:27:09,292 why you're sulking in the garage? 1328 01:27:10,250 --> 01:27:11,542 You don't have a clue. 1329 01:27:11,792 --> 01:27:14,583 But I do have time. If you want to talk about it. 1330 01:27:16,083 --> 01:27:20,208 - Maybe we can just drive around? - Let me think about it... 1331 01:27:20,375 --> 01:27:23,500 Okay. Whatever the sulky boy in the garage wants. 1332 01:27:55,667 --> 01:27:58,875 - Pretty cool car. - I know. I fixed it up myself. 1333 01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:02,875 - You're into fixing cars? - A bit. 1334 01:28:04,167 --> 01:28:05,792 Can I drive it sometime? 1335 01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:08,042 The guy who totaled his car in front of me? 1336 01:28:08,292 --> 01:28:10,208 That... wasn't mine. 1337 01:28:11,625 --> 01:28:13,583 That's your reasoning? 1338 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:21,708 - Why did you stop by? - I was wondering how you were doing. 1339 01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:25,875 - So-so. - Because of Tessa. 1340 01:28:26,125 --> 01:28:27,625 You know... 1341 01:28:28,667 --> 01:28:30,667 I don't know what her problem is. 1342 01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:33,875 - Maybe you're the problem? - Wow. 1343 01:28:34,125 --> 01:28:38,042 You could've said that before I got in your car. 1344 01:28:38,292 --> 01:28:39,833 You try to be someone you're not 1345 01:28:40,083 --> 01:28:42,375 to impress a girl who only likes the fake you. 1346 01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:44,708 Was that more... math? 1347 01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:48,792 Psychology- 1348 01:28:49,833 --> 01:28:51,000 Psychology- 1349 01:29:11,417 --> 01:29:16,292 BERTIE'S PIT STOP VEHICLE SERVICE, SALES AND GO-KARTS 1350 01:29:41,583 --> 01:29:43,333 ls this seat taken? 1351 01:29:44,250 --> 01:29:45,875 Cool jacket. 1352 01:29:46,625 --> 01:29:48,708 I took it from your closet. 1353 01:29:48,875 --> 01:29:51,125 I know. Suits you. 1354 01:29:52,625 --> 01:29:53,917 May I? 1355 01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:12,042 Do you remember when I drove for the first time in here? 1356 01:30:12,292 --> 01:30:13,958 Or our first race. 1357 01:30:14,125 --> 01:30:16,708 - Even back then, I was faster than you. - As if. 1358 01:30:18,125 --> 01:30:20,792 Mom even made me a certificate. Don't you remember? 1359 01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:24,958 I let you win. So your mom made me a certificate for that. 1360 01:30:32,958 --> 01:30:33,958 Dad... 1361 01:30:35,875 --> 01:30:38,375 Why did you quit racing? 1362 01:30:40,625 --> 01:30:42,375 Because of the accident? 1363 01:30:44,958 --> 01:30:48,333 I've had so many accidents in my life. That was normal for me. 1364 01:30:50,792 --> 01:30:54,375 The trick is to get right back up again. Just like horseback riding. 1365 01:30:54,542 --> 01:30:57,042 Otherwise, the accident gets you up here... 1366 01:30:57,208 --> 01:30:59,917 and you never step foot in a racecar again. 1367 01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:03,625 But why didn't you get right back up? 1368 01:31:04,458 --> 01:31:07,417 - I did get up. - But? 1369 01:31:11,042 --> 01:31:13,417 I climbed out of the wreckage and puked. 1370 01:31:13,583 --> 01:31:15,667 Car's totalled, lost the race... 1371 01:31:15,917 --> 01:31:17,833 You're a national laughingstock. 1372 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,708 I didn't spend one second thinking about how 1373 01:31:20,875 --> 01:31:24,167 I should really be grateful to have survived at all. 1374 01:31:26,958 --> 01:31:28,250 And then? 1375 01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:30,958 You all visited me in the hospital, 1376 01:31:31,125 --> 01:31:33,667 threw your arms around me and started crying. 1377 01:31:34,292 --> 01:31:37,000 I never wanted to see that fear in your eyes again. 1378 01:31:37,625 --> 01:31:39,792 So it was for Mücke and me... 1379 01:31:40,583 --> 01:31:42,500 that you gave up your dream? 1380 01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:47,542 Dad, that was your life. 1381 01:31:47,708 --> 01:31:49,208 You two are my life. 1382 01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:58,042 You definitely would've won tomorrow. 1383 01:31:59,625 --> 01:32:01,208 Too bad. 1384 01:32:13,375 --> 01:32:14,875 What is that? 1385 01:32:49,333 --> 01:32:52,667 My God... My baby. 1386 01:33:03,125 --> 01:33:05,375 What the fuck. 1387 01:33:07,458 --> 01:33:12,333 - Mom, what is this hideous car? - Don't let your father hear you. 1388 01:33:12,583 --> 01:33:14,667 What... is this? 1389 01:33:14,917 --> 01:33:17,708 - What? - Yeah, this? 1390 01:33:17,875 --> 01:33:20,583 I thought you sold it to pay for your salon. 1391 01:33:20,750 --> 01:33:24,750 - I didn't have the heart. - It's just as beautiful as ever. 1392 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:28,292 Dude, this car is old and freaking ugly. 1393 01:33:32,958 --> 01:33:34,083 God! 1394 01:33:35,250 --> 01:33:36,917 Still has the steering wheel. 1395 01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:41,083 - And the Schroth harness. - Yes. 1396 01:33:48,458 --> 01:33:50,583 The colors are an eyesore. 1397 01:33:50,750 --> 01:33:52,750 - No way this was ever hip. - Hey! 1398 01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:55,750 Everybody was jealous of me and this car. 1399 01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:59,167 - Were they blind? - No, they were Manta fans. 1400 01:33:59,417 --> 01:34:02,167 This car was legendary. 1401 01:34:02,958 --> 01:34:05,792 Yeah, and back then you also wore pegged jeans, 1402 01:34:06,042 --> 01:34:08,417 and those new wave hairdos... 1403 01:34:08,667 --> 01:34:12,208 That was ten years earlier, silly. So, can you get her ready in time? 1404 01:34:12,458 --> 01:34:15,417 - If you didn't take anything out, yes. - It's all still there. 1405 01:34:15,667 --> 01:34:18,292 Except the engine, I pawned that for my first salon. 1406 01:34:18,542 --> 01:34:20,667 So it just has 60 HP now. 1407 01:34:20,917 --> 01:34:23,208 - You're not serious? - No. Kidding. 1408 01:34:24,333 --> 01:34:26,500 As if anyone would pay me for that. 1409 01:34:26,667 --> 01:34:29,292 - It still has 135. - "Jalopy." 1410 01:34:29,542 --> 01:34:31,417 So we still need to add 250. 1411 01:34:31,583 --> 01:34:35,000 Then we need to put the Vectra engine from the Calibra into the Manta. 1412 01:34:35,250 --> 01:34:38,208 From that Calibra? The engine still works? 1413 01:34:38,458 --> 01:34:40,083 Sim-Salem-bim. 1414 01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,500 Hang on, I need to get this. 1415 01:34:48,625 --> 01:34:50,917 - You aren't serious, are you? - Just a sec. 1416 01:34:51,542 --> 01:34:52,625 - Hello? - Salem? 1417 01:34:53,250 --> 01:34:54,667 - Yes? - We're back in the game. 1418 01:34:54,917 --> 01:34:56,250 What? Really? 1419 01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,708 - Come straight here. Call Klausi. - On my way, boss. 1420 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:04,667 - What? - We have to change the colors. 1421 01:35:04,917 --> 01:35:08,542 - The colors stay. - The colors are a nightmare! 1422 01:35:08,792 --> 01:35:10,875 The colors stay. 1423 01:36:46,292 --> 01:36:48,042 Bye. 1424 01:37:03,667 --> 01:37:05,583 Bertie? Why are you still here? 1425 01:37:05,833 --> 01:37:09,083 You need to be ready in four hours. Let's get you to the sofa. 1426 01:37:09,333 --> 01:37:11,625 I can't sleep now, I'm full of adrenaline. 1427 01:37:11,875 --> 01:37:15,292 Come on. I'll tell you a bedtime story. 1428 01:37:15,458 --> 01:37:17,208 I don't need one. 1429 01:37:17,458 --> 01:37:19,208 - Dad, Mom's right. - Go on. 1430 01:37:19,458 --> 01:37:21,667 - Come on. - You're all ganging up on me. 1431 01:37:21,917 --> 01:37:24,000 - Time for bed. - Goodnight. 1432 01:37:24,250 --> 01:37:26,167 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 1433 01:37:27,083 --> 01:37:29,333 Sleep well. Sweet dreams. 1434 01:37:29,583 --> 01:37:32,667 Men, we still have work to do. Andiamo, let's go. 1435 01:37:34,625 --> 01:37:35,833 Allez! 1436 01:37:38,375 --> 01:37:42,292 Once upon a time, a prince wanted only to marry a princess. 1437 01:37:42,542 --> 01:37:45,000 But she had to be a real princess. 1438 01:37:45,167 --> 01:37:47,125 What's a "real princess"? 1439 01:37:47,292 --> 01:37:48,875 Someone like me? 1440 01:37:49,708 --> 01:37:53,167 So the prince traveled the world looking for this princess. 1441 01:37:53,417 --> 01:37:57,042 But he couldn't find anyone. He sadly returned home. 1442 01:37:57,208 --> 01:38:00,208 Until one night, there was a terrible storm. 1443 01:38:02,708 --> 01:38:04,417 Right on time. 1444 01:38:07,458 --> 01:38:09,042 The prince made her his wife, 1445 01:38:09,208 --> 01:38:12,500 because he knew he had finally found a real princess. 1446 01:38:12,750 --> 01:38:14,250 And the pea... 1447 01:38:15,667 --> 01:38:17,500 Well, who's talking. 1448 01:38:19,583 --> 01:38:21,583 Sweet dreams, my prince. 1449 01:38:21,750 --> 01:38:23,875 What happened to the pea? 1450 01:38:25,125 --> 01:38:28,083 I'll tell you what happened to the pea tomorrow. 1451 01:38:36,750 --> 01:38:38,625 You looked really cute asleep. 1452 01:38:38,875 --> 01:38:40,500 - Yeah? - How are you feeling? 1453 01:38:40,750 --> 01:38:42,833 Today, we're going to write history. 1454 01:38:59,625 --> 01:39:02,167 Guys, what are you doing? Dad's not blind. 1455 01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:13,375 What part of "the colors stay" did you not understand? 1456 01:39:25,292 --> 01:39:27,625 Dude, admit it. You think it's cool, too. 1457 01:39:27,875 --> 01:39:29,708 That damn hood? 1458 01:39:29,958 --> 01:39:32,750 - It's not a V8. - Brother, I know that. 1459 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:35,792 But your opponents don't. It's psychological warfare. 1460 01:39:36,042 --> 01:39:37,542 Exactly, Dad. 1461 01:39:39,125 --> 01:39:41,417 It's actually pretty cool, right? 1462 01:39:43,542 --> 01:39:45,792 Okay, guys! We need to go. 1463 01:39:48,625 --> 01:39:50,000 Dad? 1464 01:39:51,125 --> 01:39:52,250 Mom? 1465 01:39:57,750 --> 01:39:59,250 It's all black. 1466 01:40:01,833 --> 01:40:03,042 Yes. 1467 01:40:06,042 --> 01:40:08,917 At least the harness is still the same color. 1468 01:40:12,750 --> 01:40:15,208 - It's the bomb, right? - You're totally into it. 1469 01:40:15,458 --> 01:40:18,125 - I'm in love. - With the Manta. 1470 01:40:18,292 --> 01:40:19,792 With that, too. 1471 01:40:55,500 --> 01:40:57,667 That's old Bertie Katzbach. 1472 01:41:09,125 --> 01:41:11,375 - Piece of shit. - Did it sting you, Mücke? 1473 01:41:11,625 --> 01:41:13,333 I'm just checking out my hat. 1474 01:41:13,500 --> 01:41:16,125 - What's with your daughter? - Our daughter. 1475 01:41:16,375 --> 01:41:19,542 This car is worth 150,000 euros? 1476 01:41:20,792 --> 01:41:22,917 Hello there, handsome. 1477 01:41:23,167 --> 01:41:26,958 Hello, lovely lady. Well, look at that: Mr. Katzbach. 1478 01:41:27,208 --> 01:41:29,542 - What are you doing here? - Volunteering. 1479 01:41:29,792 --> 01:41:31,708 Idiots aren't allowed to race. 1480 01:41:31,875 --> 01:41:33,625 You're too late. 1481 01:41:33,792 --> 01:41:34,875 Fuck. 1482 01:41:35,500 --> 01:41:37,125 I'll ask you one question. 1483 01:41:37,375 --> 01:41:40,625 - Answer correctly and you can race. - Okay, shoot. 1484 01:41:41,292 --> 01:41:43,542 A submarine is flying through the desert. 1485 01:41:43,708 --> 01:41:46,042 Signals left, but flies to the right. 1486 01:41:46,208 --> 01:41:48,792 Everyone disembarks. Who wins? 1487 01:41:53,500 --> 01:41:55,500 There aren't any balls in the trunk. 1488 01:41:56,292 --> 01:41:58,708 Unbelievable. Correct. 1489 01:41:59,667 --> 01:42:01,875 If only you'd been that smart in the real test. 1490 01:42:02,125 --> 01:42:05,208 I save my smartness for the important moments. 1491 01:42:05,833 --> 01:42:07,583 Drive safely. 1492 01:42:11,083 --> 01:42:14,000 - How did you know the answer, Dad? - Plain as day. 1493 01:42:14,250 --> 01:42:15,917 How so? 1494 01:42:16,167 --> 01:42:18,750 There are rarely balls in the trunk. 1495 01:42:19,583 --> 01:42:21,667 Guess who? 1496 01:42:21,917 --> 01:42:24,917 I know that voice from somewhere. 1497 01:42:26,250 --> 01:42:28,042 The two bombshells are here, too. 1498 01:42:28,292 --> 01:42:30,667 - I have a cute photo of you here. - May I see it? 1499 01:42:30,833 --> 01:42:32,333 Of course. 1500 01:42:32,875 --> 01:42:34,458 Photo of me. 1501 01:42:37,125 --> 01:42:40,042 Seems you've discovered a new side of yourself. 1502 01:42:41,833 --> 01:42:44,875 - That's not my dad. - Yes, it most certainly is. 1503 01:42:45,125 --> 01:42:47,667 Going 36 above the speed limit. 1504 01:42:47,917 --> 01:42:49,833 - It's over. - We'll get the cash somehow. 1505 01:42:50,083 --> 01:42:51,708 - How? - We'll rob a bank. 1506 01:42:51,958 --> 01:42:55,875 - Won't work, Werner knows how I look. - No need to rob a bank. 1507 01:42:56,125 --> 01:42:59,625 Just frame the photo. The case has been closed. 1508 01:43:05,375 --> 01:43:08,500 But I think I get a big fat smooch right here, no? 1509 01:43:09,833 --> 01:43:12,333 It'll be the best kiss I've ever had. 1510 01:43:17,083 --> 01:43:18,708 Oldest trick in the book. 1511 01:43:18,875 --> 01:43:20,958 - And my dad fell for it. - I did. 1512 01:43:21,542 --> 01:43:24,500 There's no speed limit here. Leave 'em in the dust. 1513 01:43:24,750 --> 01:43:27,125 - Thanks. - Go on. 1514 01:43:28,917 --> 01:43:30,500 Excuse me, Mr. Lewandowski. 1515 01:43:30,667 --> 01:43:33,000 Lewandowski? What can I do for you? 1516 01:43:33,250 --> 01:43:35,458 Have you seen a stunning Turkish girl 1517 01:43:35,708 --> 01:43:37,708 with doe eyes anywhere? 1518 01:43:37,875 --> 01:43:40,708 - Can you be a little more specific? - She's... unique. 1519 01:43:40,958 --> 01:43:42,375 You loon. 1520 01:43:49,125 --> 01:43:50,958 Hey, Bertie. 1521 01:43:51,208 --> 01:43:52,875 - Axel. - You're late. 1522 01:43:53,125 --> 01:43:56,917 They won't fire the pistol till Katzbach's in position. 1523 01:43:58,417 --> 01:44:01,042 - Only you believe that. - Nice helmet, may I? 1524 01:44:01,292 --> 01:44:02,917 - No greasy fingers? - No. 1525 01:44:03,167 --> 01:44:05,708 - I went to your garage recently. - Heard about that. 1526 01:44:05,958 --> 01:44:07,917 I was interested in the Calibra. 1527 01:44:08,083 --> 01:44:12,250 But then I realized the air freshener was worth more than the car. 1528 01:44:13,750 --> 01:44:17,333 You can tell your friend Klausi that the boots are soft as butter. 1529 01:44:17,583 --> 01:44:19,875 I will. He'll be happy to hear it. 1530 01:44:20,708 --> 01:44:23,708 Exactly. So you owe me 2000 bucks. 1531 01:44:24,750 --> 01:44:27,000 Two... thousand... bucks. 1532 01:44:27,625 --> 01:44:29,792 - I don't have that much. - Bertie. 1533 01:44:31,375 --> 01:44:33,292 How much do you have? 1534 01:44:34,417 --> 01:44:35,458 Roughly... 1535 01:44:37,708 --> 01:44:39,292 that much. 1536 01:44:39,458 --> 01:44:40,958 What was that for? 1537 01:44:41,208 --> 01:44:44,292 That, dear Axel, was a tiny bit of payback 1538 01:44:44,542 --> 01:44:47,167 for punching my friend Klausi. 1539 01:44:50,917 --> 01:44:53,625 - Bertie, is that you? - Cold. 1540 01:44:56,583 --> 01:44:58,750 - There you are. - Of course. 1541 01:45:06,042 --> 01:45:09,792 - Do you know what you're doing? - I was born holding a wrench, Klausi. 1542 01:45:10,417 --> 01:45:12,458 Sounds like a tough birth. 1543 01:45:19,833 --> 01:45:21,625 Klausi, man! 1544 01:45:21,875 --> 01:45:23,333 - The ratchet! - Why didn't you say? 1545 01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,667 Look, it's where hope goes to die. 1546 01:45:29,917 --> 01:45:31,458 Hey, my fries. 1547 01:45:31,708 --> 01:45:33,625 Don't talk to the crazy bitch. 1548 01:45:34,583 --> 01:45:36,917 I could straighten your nose again. With this. 1549 01:45:37,167 --> 01:45:40,083 - No need. - Your dad'll pay for that on the track. 1550 01:45:40,333 --> 01:45:42,042 You won't be laughing soon. 1551 01:45:42,208 --> 01:45:44,583 You really think you can win with that hearse? 1552 01:45:46,333 --> 01:45:48,042 - Ouch. - Boo. 1553 01:45:50,458 --> 01:45:52,417 You forgot something. 1554 01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:56,583 - See you on the track. - But only from behind. 1555 01:46:10,208 --> 01:46:11,667 Stop! 1556 01:46:14,708 --> 01:46:15,667 Axel? 1557 01:46:15,917 --> 01:46:18,417 - Who's that I see? - You've never looked better. 1558 01:46:18,667 --> 01:46:21,667 Who's in the back row, hooking for losers? 1559 01:46:22,417 --> 01:46:25,167 - Wow. - Sorry, don't have any change on me. 1560 01:46:25,417 --> 01:46:28,167 I'm gonna mop the floor with you, Bertie. 1561 01:46:29,667 --> 01:46:31,583 Uschi, tell him this is the last time 1562 01:46:31,750 --> 01:46:33,375 he'll see the front of me. 1563 01:46:38,333 --> 01:46:39,625 C'mere, my hero. 1564 01:46:43,208 --> 01:46:46,167 Come back in one piece. We have some catching up to do. 1565 01:46:48,917 --> 01:46:53,875 Bertie Katzbach: The biggest comeback of the year in motorsports. 1566 01:46:54,042 --> 01:46:56,667 A warm welcome to you all 1567 01:46:56,917 --> 01:46:58,750 here at' the Bilster Berg Classics. 1568 01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:00,875 The anticipation is immense- 1569 01:47:01,125 --> 01:47:05,458 Everyone wants to see what this man is still capable of. 1570 01:47:05,708 --> 01:47:09,208 Can he pull off the same feat as all those years ago? 1571 01:47:09,458 --> 01:47:10,875 The race is starting. 1572 01:47:11,125 --> 01:47:13,708 - But what's going on with Katzbach? - No way. 1573 01:47:14,458 --> 01:47:17,458 Katzbach hasn '1' budged while everyone else passes him! 1574 01:47:17,708 --> 01:47:21,125 - I don't believe it. - What kind of start is that'? 1575 01:47:21,375 --> 01:47:23,917 - This can be be happening. - Shit. 1576 01:47:24,583 --> 01:47:27,000 Katzbach is stuck and the rest are getting ahead. 1577 01:47:27,250 --> 01:47:30,958 - Shock at' Bilster Berg. - Come on, baby. Come on. 1578 01:47:31,208 --> 01:47:34,000 The race couldn"t be off to a worse start'. 1579 01:47:34,250 --> 01:47:36,708 Katzbach is there at the right of the screen. 1580 01:47:36,958 --> 01:47:39,000 It's hard to believe. 1581 01:47:39,625 --> 01:47:41,875 Please start, please, please. 1582 01:47:43,208 --> 01:47:45,208 - Yes, baby. - Now he's go! it. 1583 01:47:45,458 --> 01:47:46,542 He's go! it. 1584 01:47:46,792 --> 01:47:50,167 Now all he can do is slam the pedal to the metal, 1585 01:47:50,917 --> 01:47:52,667 go full throttle. 1586 01:47:53,667 --> 01:47:55,500 What' '5 still possible? 1587 01:47:57,458 --> 01:47:58,958 All the way at the back. 1588 01:47:59,208 --> 01:48:01,833 The others are all far ahead here at' Bilster Berg. 1589 01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:06,542 Including the favorites." Malicki, Feucht, Möhler; Jonas Nagel. 1590 01:48:06,792 --> 01:48:09,292 Over the past few Weeks and months, 1591 01:48:09,458 --> 01:48:12,708 they've demonstrated their mastery of the racetrack. 1592 01:48:57,875 --> 01:48:59,583 Bertie! 1593 01:49:00,542 --> 01:49:01,542 Where's Rico? 1594 01:49:01,792 --> 01:49:03,583 Way ahead of you, third place. 1595 01:49:04,833 --> 01:49:08,083 - Dude. - Let me pass, douchebag. 1596 01:49:15,125 --> 01:49:17,292 He '5 fighting his way up. 1597 01:49:17,458 --> 01:49:20,167 One thing's clear: He can still do it. 1598 01:49:20,417 --> 01:49:22,333 He can still race. 1599 01:49:23,958 --> 01:49:27,458 Katzbach, between them! 1600 01:49:27,708 --> 01:49:30,042 It's risky, but it's the only way. 1601 01:49:31,542 --> 01:49:33,000 Hey! 1602 01:49:53,500 --> 01:49:56,250 Watch out. They're both airborne! 1603 01:49:56,500 --> 01:49:59,333 But nothing worse has happened. 1604 01:49:59,583 --> 01:50:01,417 And Katzbach has it in the bag. 1605 01:50:01,583 --> 01:50:03,875 Figured it out. And he '5 catching up- 1606 01:50:10,917 --> 01:50:12,667 They're coming. 1607 01:50:12,917 --> 01:50:16,792 Jones Nagel, he There's Katzbach. Unbelievable. 1608 01:50:16,958 --> 01:50:19,292 He's catching up with the leaders. 1609 01:50:19,458 --> 01:50:21,333 Leaving Nagel behind! 1610 01:50:21,583 --> 01:50:24,292 - Fuck.Fuck. - Wild, he's passed him- 1611 01:50:24,458 --> 01:50:27,958 What about Möhler? All he can do is watch. 1612 01:50:28,125 --> 01:50:30,042 He's got him, too. 1613 01:50:48,792 --> 01:50:50,458 Shit! Go. 1614 01:50:50,708 --> 01:50:51,833 Fuck. 1615 01:50:53,958 --> 01:50:55,792 Bertie! Bertie! 1616 01:50:57,667 --> 01:51:00,292 I can't brake! Shit. 1617 01:51:04,292 --> 01:51:05,292 God. 1618 01:51:20,000 --> 01:51:21,042 Thanks, Bertie. 1619 01:51:33,167 --> 01:51:34,167 Shit. 1620 01:51:37,375 --> 01:51:39,292 - Shit, you prick. - Come on! 1621 01:51:46,458 --> 01:51:48,917 Go. Make room! 1622 01:51:56,667 --> 01:51:58,625 I'm faster, jerkwad! 1623 01:52:00,083 --> 01:52:02,625 Nothing's happened to Lukas Podolski. 1624 01:52:02,792 --> 01:52:06,708 Now Katzbach's behind Rico Feucht. 1625 01:52:06,958 --> 01:52:09,958 - Fuck! - Katzbach's riding his bumper. 1626 01:52:10,208 --> 01:52:11,833 You're not getting me. 1627 01:52:15,208 --> 01:52:19,292 Head to head against Rico Feucht. He's leaving him behind! 1628 01:52:19,542 --> 01:52:20,750 FUCK you! 1629 01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:23,583 Katzbach passes Rico Feucht. 1630 01:52:25,292 --> 01:52:27,875 - The crowd's going wild. - Fuck! 1631 01:52:28,125 --> 01:52:30,583 Feucht can do do anything. Katzbach is gone. 1632 01:52:30,833 --> 01:52:33,333 Incredible. He isn't really going to... 1633 01:52:33,583 --> 01:52:35,667 Final round, Dad. You got this. 1634 01:52:35,917 --> 01:52:37,958 Yeah, keep it up! 1635 01:52:38,208 --> 01:52:40,542 He might win the Classics here- 1636 01:52:40,792 --> 01:52:45,333 Only Jakob Malicki left ahead of Bertie Katzbach. 1637 01:52:45,500 --> 01:52:47,250 What a showdown. 1638 01:52:47,500 --> 01:52:50,167 Will the victor be decided now? 1639 01:52:52,125 --> 01:52:55,042 - Neither is backing down- - Come on, Rico. 1640 01:52:57,167 --> 01:52:59,208 That's how you do it, baby. 1641 01:53:07,250 --> 01:53:08,625 Ciao. 1642 01:53:13,583 --> 01:53:14,833 No! 1643 01:53:19,042 --> 01:53:20,667 No! 1644 01:53:24,292 --> 01:53:25,583 Yes! 1645 01:53:26,750 --> 01:53:29,083 Bertie, asshole, we'll meet again! 1646 01:53:49,833 --> 01:53:51,833 Fuck.No. 1647 01:54:00,042 --> 01:54:01,333 Fuck you. 1648 01:54:02,792 --> 01:54:05,708 - You asshole. - Show me what you got. 1649 01:54:46,875 --> 01:54:49,042 The miracle of Bilster Berg 1650 01:54:49,292 --> 01:54:51,167 is really happening. 1651 01:54:52,083 --> 01:54:53,750 Bertie Katzbach. 1652 01:54:54,583 --> 01:54:56,167 He's still go! it. 1653 01:54:56,333 --> 01:54:58,833 Made it all the way from last place 1654 01:54:59,083 --> 01:55:00,667 to winning the title. 1655 01:55:00,833 --> 01:55:02,333 This is unbelievable. 1656 01:55:12,833 --> 01:55:14,667 Nice one, Bertie. 1657 01:55:44,917 --> 01:55:46,833 I want that too. One Kölsch, please. 1658 01:55:47,083 --> 01:55:48,417 Sure thing. 1659 01:55:50,667 --> 01:55:55,250 - That's why they invented trashcans. - Man, I'm so sweaty. 1660 01:55:55,875 --> 01:55:57,917 I like it when you're sweaty. 1661 01:56:13,708 --> 01:56:15,417 - What? - You make a cute couple. 1662 01:56:15,667 --> 01:56:18,375 We're not a couple. We went on one date. 1663 01:56:18,625 --> 01:56:20,750 Go over there, Klausi, and claim her. 1664 01:56:20,917 --> 01:56:23,500 - How? - Ask if she wants to go out with you. 1665 01:56:24,792 --> 01:56:26,833 Go. Go, go, go. 1666 01:56:27,083 --> 01:56:29,042 Siri? 1667 01:56:29,792 --> 01:56:32,042 Could you maybe picture... 1668 01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:35,417 under certain circumstances... 1669 01:56:36,958 --> 01:56:38,375 going out with me? 1670 01:56:38,542 --> 01:56:39,833 To get ice cream? 1671 01:56:40,083 --> 01:56:42,625 No, no. I mean, don't people say that 1672 01:56:42,875 --> 01:56:44,958 when you're in love with somebody? 1673 01:56:46,208 --> 01:56:48,458 Well, for me it was love at first sight. 1674 01:56:48,708 --> 01:56:50,708 Me too. Look... 1675 01:56:57,083 --> 01:56:59,458 Sorry. 1676 01:57:11,583 --> 01:57:14,042 - I love you. - I love you. 1677 01:57:16,167 --> 01:57:18,333 Hey, this is like in "Rocky," you know? 1678 01:57:18,500 --> 01:57:23,167 At the end, when he's all beat up from the fight: "Adrian..." 1679 01:57:23,417 --> 01:57:26,458 And she's all, "Rocky, I love you." 1680 01:57:26,708 --> 01:57:28,792 And he's like, "I love you." 1681 01:57:29,042 --> 01:57:31,458 You know? He doesn't say, "I love you too," 1682 01:57:31,625 --> 01:57:34,625 he says, "I love you." 1683 01:57:34,792 --> 01:57:38,333 - That was so cool. - Honey, I was sitting right next to you. 1684 01:57:38,500 --> 01:57:40,542 - That was you? - Yes. 1685 01:57:45,792 --> 01:57:47,542 What a bumpkin. 1686 01:57:47,792 --> 01:57:50,292 Fastest bumpkin in the world. 1687 02:01:23,583 --> 02:01:25,958 Nino de Angelo. This is Uschi's and my song. 1688 02:01:27,667 --> 02:01:32,333 Guys, what's five million years old and sings "Guardian Angel"? 1689 02:01:32,583 --> 02:01:34,875 - Beats me. - Dino de Angelo. 1690 02:01:37,958 --> 02:01:40,792 - Great. - Did you get it? 1691 02:01:41,042 --> 02:01:44,417 If you have to pay for love 1692 02:01:44,583 --> 02:01:49,208 Just' to be tender once 1693 02:01:49,375 --> 02:01:55,208 Then We lived for nothing 1694 02:01:59,542 --> 02:02:02,542 / want to feel a new love with you 1695 02:02:02,708 --> 02:02:04,667 A new love with you 1696 02:02:04,917 --> 02:02:08,750 Even if we only touch through thoughts 1697 02:02:10,042 --> 02:02:13,375 One day / have to leave forever 1698 02:02:14,917 --> 02:02:16,500 Then / wan! to say 1699 02:02:16,750 --> 02:02:20,208 This world was beautiful 1700 02:02:20,458 --> 02:02:23,708 - I need to crap. - Turn off that shitty music already! 1701 02:02:33,125 --> 02:02:36,042 Ursula, no! Not the "ll piffera..." 1702 02:02:36,208 --> 02:02:37,208 No! 1703 02:02:47,250 --> 02:02:49,000 Dude, what are you doing? 1704 02:02:49,667 --> 02:02:50,750 Here. 1705 02:02:54,250 --> 02:02:57,125 - This is his pride and joy. - There's nothing else. 1706 02:02:57,292 --> 02:03:01,167 - It's just a dumb newspaper clipping. - Forgive me, Uncle. 1707 02:03:17,292 --> 02:03:21,167 - You don't have to eat the husk. - It's yummy, though. 1708 02:03:22,917 --> 02:03:24,958 Hey! What was that? 1709 02:03:25,208 --> 02:03:28,292 - Looks like piss to me. - Yep, piss. 1710 02:03:28,542 --> 02:03:31,458 Do you have a good joke, Mr. Aslan? 1711 02:03:31,708 --> 02:03:33,083 - You, Emel? - No. 1712 02:03:33,333 --> 02:03:35,417 - Guess I have to go again. - Yeah. 1713 02:03:35,667 --> 02:03:37,292 Tastes like shit. 1714 02:03:38,208 --> 02:03:41,250 - Hey, Mücke. - Evelyn. How are you? 1715 02:03:41,500 --> 02:03:42,875 Take a pic! 1716 02:03:43,500 --> 02:03:46,792 - One scoop of Stratz-Nutella, please. - Stratz what? 1717 02:03:47,042 --> 02:03:48,792 - Stratz-Nutella. - Nutella? 1718 02:03:49,042 --> 02:03:52,292 White ice cream with little chocolate sprinkles. 1719 02:03:52,542 --> 02:03:54,958 - Hey, homie, bro, what's up? - What did you say? 1720 02:03:55,208 --> 02:03:57,125 Hey, homie, bro, what's up? 1721 02:03:57,375 --> 02:03:58,708 Why him? 1722 02:03:58,958 --> 02:04:01,042 He's dumb, old, and ugly as sin. 1723 02:04:01,208 --> 02:04:04,167 - Love transcends age. - He's still dumb and ugly. 1724 02:04:04,417 --> 02:04:06,875 "Premium Deluxe," that's what you need. 1725 02:04:07,125 --> 02:04:09,042 That's exactly what he said to me. 1726 02:04:09,208 --> 02:04:13,292 As a result, my entire winnings from "I'm A Celebrity" are gone. 1727 02:04:13,542 --> 02:04:16,083 Nothing left. Nata. 1728 02:04:16,333 --> 02:04:19,208 - I'm the chosen one. - You look like it, dude. 1729 02:04:20,000 --> 02:04:23,250 Take these. They'll lower your cholesterol. 1730 02:04:23,500 --> 02:04:24,958 It's good for you. Believe me. 1731 02:04:25,208 --> 02:04:28,042 Do I pay you banana benders to just stand around doing nothing 1732 02:04:28,292 --> 02:04:30,917 while the club descends into chaos? 1733 02:04:31,167 --> 02:04:33,083 - A two-euro tip? - Treat yourself. 1734 02:04:33,333 --> 02:04:35,000 To an ice cream or something. 1735 02:04:36,125 --> 02:04:38,500 - I need to talk to your father. - Please don't. 1736 02:04:38,750 --> 02:04:40,083 - He'll tan my hide. - I hope so. 1737 02:04:40,333 --> 02:04:41,708 Are you drunk? 1738 02:04:47,167 --> 02:04:48,333 Bertie? 1739 02:04:49,292 --> 02:04:50,833 Bertie? 1740 02:04:51,000 --> 02:04:53,375 - How the old Manta looked... - Yeah. 1741 02:04:54,792 --> 02:04:57,750 Beautiful. Truly, truly beautiful. 1742 02:06:11,375 --> 02:06:12,875 Really delicious. 1743 02:06:15,625 --> 02:06:19,292 Hold the shot. Feeding time. What's with you, Tyrese? 1744 02:06:19,458 --> 02:06:20,625 - Cramp. - What? 1745 02:06:20,792 --> 02:06:22,042 Cramp. 1746 02:06:22,208 --> 02:06:26,583 Really? Zoom in on me and Tamer, bosom buddies. 1747 02:06:26,750 --> 02:06:28,250 Get well soon. 1748 02:06:29,458 --> 02:06:33,208 No Limits Media 2023 Subtitles: L. Ferguson, N. Alboino