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{\an8}(前情提要)

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{\an8}我想老巴一定很樂意聽到
我成為他心目中的那個廢物

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{\an8}被裁員並不代表你是廢物,東尼

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{\an8}為此惱怒而拋下家人才叫沒用

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{\an8}- 妳可能大錯特錯
- 跟妳一樣

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{\an8}我知道提莉在你們結婚後
不到九個月就出生

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{\an8}我知道那代表什麼

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{\an8}我們找到阿凡了
他在馬來西亞一處難民營

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{\an8}我認識一個馬來西亞人

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{\an8}他也許能幫忙,但是他會收費

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{\an8}波比,瞧,他把妳做的半身像帶來了

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{\an8}你拿那個做什麼?

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{\an8}起火了,史特林著火了

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{\an8}- 妳到底有什麼毛病?
- 妳不該親他的

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{\an8}她們沒有妳的特質
但是她們有互動,看起來很和善

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{\an8}但是我們可以更厲害

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{\an8}女性不能上太空
還是當選美皇后比較好

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{\an8}- 還我
- 想要嗎?

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{\an8}- 來搶啊
- 把我的板子還我

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{\an8}- 你做什麼?
- 妳做什麼?

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{\an8}- 但是妳不會開車
- 你看好了

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{\an8}- 別這樣
- 停車

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{\an8}妳開太快了

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{\an8}- 我在努力
- 再努力點,不要

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妳沒事吧?

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後退

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後退

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卓克會殺了我們

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(斯卡波羅海灘醫院)

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這太胡鬧了

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你們的小孩偷了那輛車

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這是刑法罪行,他們可能會留下前科

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拜託,洛可,這是個錯誤

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他們都是好孩子,你也認識他們

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茱蒂,好孩子不會偷車

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你也為人父親,就...

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如果你能擺平這件事就太好了

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我很樂意幫忙,小子

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好的

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我也不想晚上從我家被叫出門

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只因為家長管不住小孩

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- 洛可,我...
- 拜託

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被派往車禍現場,不曉得會不會需要

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把屍體拖離路邊

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要是那輛車撞偏一吋

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你們現在就得去找葬儀社了

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但是沒問題,東尼

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我會幫你擺平這一切

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下不為例了,洛可

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他說得沒錯

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我可不記得昨晚有像個蠢蛋一樣
把她趕出門

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聽著,昨晚的事不該發生的

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我們都分心了

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妳開心了吧?

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我可沒有

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《太空時代末日》

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我的板子

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(賤人)

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他們為什麼要這麼做?

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- 為了把她趕出海灘
- 蜜雅,親愛的

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蜜雅

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妳沒看到他們或聽到他們嗎?
也沒報警?

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“妳沒事吧,提莉?
希望妳沒有太擔心”

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對,我沒事,媽,謝了,爸

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我知道你們有想到我

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他需要綠油精,這樣好得比較快

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來,我這裡有

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謝謝

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- 我沒事
- 別反抗

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今天天氣很熱,生意會很好

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{\an8}你打電話了嗎?

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我跟那個馬來西亞人談過了

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{\an8}他是使館的人嗎?
他人在這裡還是在馬來西亞?

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重點是錢

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{\an8}他要五千
保證你們的兒子能離開馬來西亞

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之後還要再付一次錢
還不知道金額多少

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(炸魚薯條)

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好,我幫你做混音帶
所有熱門歌曲都有

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《肌肉男》、《YMCA》,沒問題

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謝謝

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你怎麼了?

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爸爸?

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爸,你在做什麼?

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你把這東西拖來我的街上做什麼?

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我竟然得從炸魚薯條的攤子

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- 得知我外孫女的意外
- 你停在這裡是違法的

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我老公不在家算你走運
我要去找市政府

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老天,巴布,你把垃圾桶撞倒了

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得有人管管這個家

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- 所以我要搬進來
- 可以付錢了嗎,老兄?

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聽著,我去拿鑰匙,把你送回海灘去

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- 不行
- 爸

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- 我哪兒都不去
- 你在做什麼?

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你給我振作起來去找份工作

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- 好讓我女兒專心當個好媽媽
- 好啊

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但是我有工作的時候
你也不高興,還記得嗎?

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- 費用是五塊錢
- 不,是你煽風點火

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- 對,煽風點火
- 煽風點火

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- 我不滿的是這點
- 又來了

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那些工會的狗屁

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而妳應該在家照顧孩子

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- 你憑什麼說這些?
- 不准走

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她是成年人了
想做什麼都可以,巴布

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- 嘿
- 去付錢

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聽著

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- 我要見蜜雅,她需要我
- 她需要休息

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滾出我家

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你要重做一個

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- 什麼?
- 史特林

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你昨晚在派對燒掉的那個傢伙

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媽媽一定會以我為榮

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你到這裡來不是要表達政治立場的

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- 你是來受教育的
- 需要教育的人不是我,外婆

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我告訴你,我認識最聰明的人
死在監獄裡

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因為他不夠聰明,不知道惹火白佬

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也不會讓他們傾聽

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喂,對,妳兒子在這裡

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對,他週末有計畫了

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嘿

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妳做的那個半身像

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妳可以教我重做一個嗎?

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當然

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- 是嗎?
- 好啊

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但妳爸媽在家嗎?

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不在,她星期六會去弄頭髮

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那是大工程,至於我爸
我根本不想知道

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我是說,我知道
但是我希望我不知道

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- 你先請
- 好

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- 可以讓我扶嗎?
- 好

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謝謝

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小心

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好

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這是客廳

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我們在這裡做吧

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好的,不,我瞭解

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- 什麼東西燒焦了?
- 他是編輯

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對,我只是不確定
這樣做對不對,偉恩

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把電話給我,我來打給他

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好,記好了

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我想把板子上的字磨掉

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但是刻得太深了

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昨晚醫院裡有人因為停電死了

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想像如果是蜜雅的話

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偉恩要我壓下新聞

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我想也是

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他說醫院也不想上新聞

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他必須瞭解

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- 這樣是會有代價...
- 要是罷工平息的話

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- 我們就不會...
- 所以這是我的錯囉?

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東尼,我沒有這樣說

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這不是我同事的錯
如果公司願意公平對待我們

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- 我們就不會...
- 他們已經不是你的同事了

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親愛的,這不是你的仗

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蜜雅?

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快出來

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海浪不等人的

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我受夠史特林了
他到底有什麼了不起的?

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他只不過是沿著河航行

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妳聽過平加拉之役嗎?

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沒有

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史特林贏了,1834年,25名人手

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他們在天亮前兩小時出發
殺個敵人措手不及

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偷偷沿著墨累河而下

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史特林是首領
但我懷疑他沒有衝第一

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對,我們在歷史課讀過
不是有人死了嗎?

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對,一名警察,還有約80名平加拉人

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還有婦孺

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那我們為什麼要做他的半身像?

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我們沒有啊

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米德啤酒,謝了

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東尼畢塞特

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喬治

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聚會上沒見到你

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你17次全都缺席

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我不愛參加聚會

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你沒錯過什麼

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只有一堆挺著啤酒肚的禿頭男

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你怎麼還是英姿煥發,臭傢伙?

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你沒事吧?

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沙漠害我生病了

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我們不能談這件事

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- 我們簽了合約
- 我才不管

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他們根本不在乎我們
讓我們在測試時

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接觸到放射塵

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我在跟律師洽談

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但如果要對抗他們
我們就需要招兵買馬

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這可是該死的英國政府

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- 老天...
- 兄弟,聽我說

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不論你在做什麼,我都不想參與

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我從來沒跟任何人討論過這件事
現在也不會

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請看環球小姐的報導

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蘇聯小姐佔盡頭條
而她對於澳洲的熱愛

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也似乎為她博得不少好感

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凱特利娜孟羅,第10頻道
伯斯報導

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好了,女士們,排成一列

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很好,大衣交給我

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好,動作快,謝謝

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謝謝

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- 我給她八分
- 很好

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九分

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連身泳裝和髮型扣一分

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我比較喜歡金髮

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誰在乎啊,她們誰上我的床都可以

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讓蘇聯小姐站在中間

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保證值得

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抱歉,各位請稍等一下,對不起

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等等

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快點

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讓讓

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揮手,然後說:“哈囉,伯斯”

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哈囉,伯斯

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- 去派對跟拍這招很聰明
- 環球小姐

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她就是個普通的女孩
吃著他們的食物,和小朋友玩

214
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現在她爬到頂端,就必須維持下去

215
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就是這樣,展現一點個性

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你當過兵嗎?

217
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,120
去過越南

218
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我學會這樣拿菸,可以擋雨

219
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結果習慣成自然了

220
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:31,720
我兒子在阿富汗當兵

221
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:36,040
他是工程師,不過馬上就要開戰了

222
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,440
戰爭永遠打不完

223
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,600
{\an8}謝謝各位

224
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{\an8}有什麼問題要提問嗎?把握機會

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很好

226
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{\an8}明天晚上我可以攜伴

227
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,920
感覺好像灰姑娘

228
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州長舞會,僅限有錢人參加

229
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{\an8}不能穿普通西裝,要穿小禮服

230
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你跳舞嗎?

231
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,120
像紐瑞耶夫那樣?

232
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差不多

233
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,600
怎麼了?

234
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我想知道你的提議是否還有效

235
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是的

236
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,400
跟你說一聲,我有工作了

237
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,440
你想要獎牌嗎?

238
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,280
蜜雅?

239
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,360
唉呀

240
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,760
蜜雅在洗澡

241
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她會洗非常久

242
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,160
她沒事吧?

243
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,440
蜜雅怎麼可能會有事

244
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,560
聽著,如果她不跟我媽說話
那她也不會跟你說話

245
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,760
也許妳應該試試

246
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,040
為什麼我要讓蜜雅好過一點?

247
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,880
不知道,也許是因為她是妳妹妹

248
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,000
而且妳又沒發生什麼事

249
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,640
你真的這麼覺得?

250
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:21,440
我好像生病了

251
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,240
不想傳染給妳媽

252
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,880
- 蜜雅呢?
- 你覺得呢?

253
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,520
妳是怎麼了?

254
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,440
往好處想,爸爸,你聽起來沒事

255
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,000
好一點了嗎?

256
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,000
他睡在沙發上

257
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,040
昨天還跑出去

258
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,800
天知道他去哪裡,做了什麼

259
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,120
我是說蜜雅

260
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,080
當然了

261
00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:00,280
她不吃東西也不說話

262
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,640
還不肯下床

263
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,640
女生都藏得很好

264
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,880
跟鯨魚一樣,潛入水中
好幾天不見蹤影

265
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男生卻跟傻傻的海豚一樣
在妳面前跳呀跳的

266
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我被禁止進入畢塞特家了

267
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,240
- 老樣子嗎?
- 太好了

268
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,920
- 妳好嗎?
- 我很好,很忙

269
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,960
- 不收錢
- 不可以

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- 謝謝妳
- 還有這個

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要命

272
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,880
這是我們的積蓄,小凡的五千元

273
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:53,920
珊迪

274
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,600
多虧了你,我們可以一家團圓了

275
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,080
這種活動沒辦法花錢買門票

276
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,440
可以,但是一張要一千元

277
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,040
要加薪就看今晚了

278
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,440
買個好一點的舞伴?

279
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,000
有頭有臉的人都會出席

280
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,720
莫瑞杜爾也會去

281
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:30,960
只要讓我跟他談上五分鐘
我一定能說服他出資

282
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,440
要是我不在,你該怎麼辦?

283
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,440
你一直都在

284
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:40,840
很高興你注意到了

285
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,960
你沒有什麼話要說嗎?

286
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,840
小心點

287
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,000
莫瑞應該對遊艇比較有興趣

288
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,800
還是你擔心的
是全世界最美麗的女人?

289
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,080
我擔心的是你

290
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,720
我剪過羊毛,當過兵都沒事

291
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,000
- 不會有問題的
- 對,那是因為你想退出

292
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,200
而不是想進去

293
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,520
不是所有人都想退出
抽大麻、吃蔬菜

294
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,320
- 這些人...
- 這些人有錢

295
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,520
能帶我更上一層樓

296
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,320
明年我就會在賓客名單上

297
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,920
而不是當某人的伴

298
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,520
今晚過後,一切將會改變

299
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:51,640
{\an8}(蘇聯)

300
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,520
別往上看

301
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,640
有權有勢的人只會平視

302
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,360
或是往下看自己想要的東西

303
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,080
你必須知所進退

304
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,240
扮演好自己的角色,逢場作戲

305
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,160
好好演戲就行了

306
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,240
妳要我當誰?

307
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:45,080
{\an8}你來這裡做什麼?媒體不准進來

308
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,360
{\an8}他是和我來的

309
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,720
{\an8}妳必須和大家打成一片

310
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,120
{\an8}好主意

311
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,720
{\an8}我們去見見這裡最有影響力的人吧

312
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,640
米克畢塞特

313
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,720
莫瑞杜爾

314
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,360
我想為各位介紹,下一位環球小姐

315
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,480
晚安

316
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,280
蘇聯小姐,當然了

317
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,640
法蘭克讓大家都認識妳

318
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,560
等到法蘭克開始報導時

319
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,920
早就上了世界各地的電視和報紙

320
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,560
法蘭克必須面對
新聞業正在改變的事實

321
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,640
蘇聯即將入侵阿富汗

322
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:28,200
但是選美皇后出席烤肉派對
才會讓大家盯著電視看

323
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,920
你憑什麼這麼有自信?

324
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,720
{\an8}絲薇拉娜是我報導的

325
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,200
{\an8}她是我塑造出來的

326
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,640
{\an8}兩天前她誰都不是,現在卻是大熱門

327
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,560
而比賽還沒開始呢

328
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:45,600
{\an8}我的畢塞特明星廣播公司
將會徹底改造媒體業

329
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,520
親愛的,我們去跳舞吧

330
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,440
妳說得沒錯

331
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,360
對家財萬貫的人不能來硬的

332
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,720
得吊吊他們胃口才行

333
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,120
你真的以為是你造就了我?

334
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,440
沒有你我什麼都不是?

335
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,880
妳得承認幾天前妳還沒沒無名

336
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,840
而現在

337
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,600
大家都盯著我們看

338
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,160
他們真的在看我們?

339
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,360
妳轉頭看看

340
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,280
(總督府歡迎環球小姐)

341
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,440
你搞錯了,權力在她手上

342
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,800
你早該警告我的

343
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,280
對,這樣比較有趣

344
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,080
人人都有薯條吃,大家晚上玩得開心

345
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,880
櫃臺的錢也給我

346
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,680
阿藍,不要

347
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,360
你們去看電影吧,我請客

348
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:18,000
我不要看電影,我要一輛新車

349
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,880
就這些?

350
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,040
我下次再來

351
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,440
阿平,不要

352
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,280
把錢還來

353
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:55,920
怎樣,你要單挑我們嗎?

354
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,000
- 阿平
- 怎麼樣?

355
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,720
- 來啊
- 走吧

356
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,360
對,躲在你媽背後吧,膽小鬼

357
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,280
- 不要,阿平
- 我們走了

358
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,320
- 嘿
- 阿藍

359
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,160
給我過來

360
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,640
不要打了

361
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,360
你們走吧

362
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,240
廢物

363
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:20,880
我們提早打烊

364
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,520
我們明天去一趟廟裡,好嗎?

365
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,840
兒子,你在想什麼?

366
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,480
我們回家吧

367
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,400
很好,好球

368
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,160
蜜雅不吃,我想說別浪費了

369
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,480
連牧羊人派都不吃,她肯定是糟透了

370
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,480
孩子們,上床了

371
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,160
孩子們

372
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:09,760
我小時候只想要有個正常家庭

373
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,880
現在我只想要我的孩子
擁有我當時沒有的一切

374
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,880
然後突然間發生了這一切
我又得到了這份工作,我覺得...

375
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,440
我做得很好

376
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,280
我不介意工時長,不介意事情忙

377
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,240
只是我...

378
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,800
我很擔心我沒有好好陪伴她們

379
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,760
我當年在上班,妳不也好好的

380
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:41,880
妳的孩子也不會有事的

381
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,560
我不知道該拿蜜雅怎麼辦

382
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,200
妳在問我嗎?

383
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,640
你哪裡會做得不一樣?

384
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,200
什麼都不會,妳很完美了

385
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,320
- 爸,我說真的
- 我也是說真的

386
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,560
我覺得妳很棒

387
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,680
別問我哪裡會做得不一樣

388
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,600
從小沒有媽媽一定很辛苦

389
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:20,520
老天,我知道我不完美,但是...

390
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,880
也許我很晚才回家
但妳知道我一定會回家

391
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,280
我每天晚上都會回家

392
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,520
妳也是

393
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,360
妳的跟屁蟲呢?

394
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,880
他正在找一路跟著我們的那輛車

395
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,480
有車一路跟著我們?

396
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,920
總是有這麼一輛車

397
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,640
你舞跳得很不錯

398
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,400
妳家鄉沒有太多人會跳舞?

399
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,160
我知道這種感覺
我家鄉也沒什麼人會跳舞

400
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,280
不過在城市裡比較多

401
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,640
這裡什麼都比較多

402
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,880
喂?

403
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,280
喂?

404
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,480
- 我要掛了
- 是我,尼基勞達

405
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,600
蜜雅,妳差點就死了

406
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,840
- 妳差點害死我們
- 但是我沒有

407
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,400
對不起我撞了車還有親你

408
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,520
所有的一切我都很抱歉

409
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,360
蜜雅?

410
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,720
蜜雅?

411
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,040
蜜雅,別霸佔廁所,還有其他人要用

412
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,920
蜜雅

413
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,000
爸爸

414
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,800
怎麼了?

415
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,800
她需要媽媽

416
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,920
嘿

417
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,280
沒事的

418
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,560
不會有事的

419
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,840
妳想談談嗎?

420
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,080
當年的我是個意外嗎?

421
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,320
我跟妳說個故事

422
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,600
我在妳媽到工廠上班時認識她

423
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,640
當時我是學徒,而她坐辦公室

424
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,920
我才剛拿到駕照

425
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,440
一心想花光我的積蓄
買貨卡載她出去玩

426
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:46,040
但是妳外公不讓她上男生的車

427
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,920
更不用說是工會的急躁小子了

428
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:58,800
所以我們開始出去時
我得帶著她搭公車

429
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,600
但是班次很少

430
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:09,280
週末每兩個小時才有一班車到戲院去

431
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,720
親愛的,我想說的是

432
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,200
花兩個小時等公車

433
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,080
不會是意外

434
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:37,600
航太總署表示目前無人的太空站
太空實驗室

435
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,680
已經進入軌道衰減

436
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,240
這是該機構繼太空梭計畫

437
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,160
不斷延遲後,最新遭遇的挫敗

438
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,400
由於目前及接下來並沒有任務
在阿波羅11號屆滿10週年之際

439
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,360
這項民間太空計畫的未來前景不明

440
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,160
太空實驗室預計將墜落地球

441
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,000
時間與地點不明

442
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,920
航太總署推估殘骸砸中人類的機率
是152分之1

443
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,920
砸中人口10萬以上的城市
機率則是七分之一

444
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,840
(製作團隊認可並敬重)

445
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,560
(土著與托雷斯海峽島民)

446
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,920
(為本節目拍攝地點的
土地與海洋原始擁有人)

447
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,280
(並向過去與今日的長老致敬)

448
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,320
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