MIA: Previously on Southern Hospitality.
While I was getting my heart broken in Hawaii...
Troy and I broke up.
- You're lying. - I swear.
...all hell was breaking loose in Charleston.
- You lie and you lie! - Go [bleep] yourself.
No, [bleep]!
MIA: And Leva was ready to cut Joe loose.
I know that I can not only be an employee,
- but a business partner. - You're not reliable.
- I'm hard to replace. - You have been replaced.
MIA: And while Brad was still at war with Emmy...
Emmy said I made her feel unsafe.
- That's not cool. - That's not cool.
MIA: ...he and Maddi were able to make peace.
- What are you looking for here? - I wanna let it go.
- Let's move forward. - MIA: But she was still
holding on to her resentment towards TJ and me.
TJ looked at me and was like, "You were never my friend."
Bitch, I literally made this PowerPoint for TJ.
This is all of us outside of Republic.
You have so much free time. [laughs]
MIA: So Brad got the group together to squash the beef,
and when Maddi arrived...
You're not gonna step on me today?
...I pressed her like a panini.
Walking all over me, now it's tough for me.
And convinced Maddi to let go of the past.
- I was never in the group chat. - Okay.
I'm sorry that I stomped on your face.
We're squashed. Mwah.
And now that that's out of the way,
where the single guys at? [laughs]
♪ Are you coming out tonight? ♪
BRAD: Squashed the beef.
- MIA: We squashed it. - MADDI: We're squashed.
- You good? - Yes.
- You good? - Yeah.
- It was so good. - You guys patched it up?
Yes, she thought something happened that didn't.
She threw my poster down.
I'm like, "I could've beat you up right now
"on the spot for that, but you know what?"
I mean, you got a swing. I felt it.
Is that-- yeah, I have a swing, yeah.
- You swung on TJ? - Yes.
- No way. - Yes.
- Are you kidding me? - [both laughing]
You're a bit of a spark plug, aren't you?
I'm nasty.
I've had a bit of a crush on Mia
since I met her a few months ago.
- I love good banter. - I'm nasty.
Great set of personality. [laughs]
I'm not much of a homewrecker,
but if the opportunity presented itself,
I'd wreck the [bleep] out of that home.
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
No. [chuckles nervously]
You know what? I've never been a label guy, so I don't know.
I'm just taking it day by day.
I like houses like this for a party.
I like this open floor plan.
No, I'm being serious. It's like Bali.
I don't feel like I'm in Charleston.
The ambiance in here when you have sex
would just make it that much better.
- Would it not? - I don't know.
I haven't had sex in, like, 15 months.
[Michols gasps]
I know that we had our differences.
You seem a lot more peaceful.
- [sighs] Dude. Thank you. - Yeah.
I think I was struggling with the self-conscious,
and now I'm at more of a peaceful mindset.
- Okay. - You know?
And I think it has a lot to do with my--
my tribal past, my roots, my ancestors.
Yeah.
I feel good today. I was, like, concerned about being here,
but I'm glad I'm here.
Yeah, I was a little concerned too.
Yeah, I'm down.
- Let's sit down this time. - Okay, sit down, yes.
- Where's TJ? - He's over there.
First, I wanna apologize
for knowing facts that weren't shared.
This is like stemming from that group chat, right?
And I can't imagine, like, what that has done to you,
and, like, what you've gone through,
and, like, I sympathize for that.
Thank you for that, because I feel like it just gives me
such bad, like, deja vu and PTSD,
and I'm trying to forgive myself and to forgive everyone
because I don't wanna live in this energy anymore.
- It's not healthy. - It's not healthy.
It's not. It's eating me alive.
It's nice to hear some accountability from TJ.
My PowerPoint did remind me that we were friends.
Thank you very much.
And I really appreciate a conversation like this
because I get to move on,
and I get to feel like I can maybe get closer to you.
From here on out, I wanna trust what y'all have to say,
and I wanna take it to heart
without having to question it ever.
And I'm sorry that I blew up again
- at your party. - At least it was at the end.
- [doorbell dinging] - Pizza!
Wait, guys, it's so heavy.
Do you think you're gonna talk to her this weekend?
I'm not ready to move on with her.
Especially after that podcast. That was unnecessary.
There's not a day that goes by where I don't think
about how one of my closest friends
called me a predator on a podcast.
The podcaster asked Emmy if she ever thought
that Joe was blacked out drunk
and I was the one making the moves when he was sleeping.
And she sat there and said, "Oh, my God,
"I never thought about it that way."
And I'm not over that.
No, I can understand that, and I feel like that's
a conversation you should have with her.
Yeah.
We got wings, we got pizza.
I see Maddi smiling over there with TJ.
Something I haven't seen in a long time.
- I know. - That makes me happy.
I love you. Thank you for talking to me.
- Give me a hug. - Moving forward.
Y'all are so cute. Happy one year.
- Thank you, Grace. - Happy one year.
Keep giving me all the good vibes. To many more.
Brad's timeline is a little weird,
because was he not making out with me a year ago?
♪♪♪
The timeline is a little freaky.
[glass clinking]
- Yo, can I make a toast? - Uh, cheers.
First and foremost, thanks to Brad and Julia
for establishing this house.
And then I hope tonight everyone can make amends
with people that they've had beef with.
We can move forward and we can have a wonderful summer.
Cheers to everyone here. Let's have a good time.
Cheers.
If we actually do squash all of our beef tonight,
I'll take a shot.
JUSTIN: Oh! Breaking sobriety.
- [all laughing] - No peer pressure.
Since I started my wellness journey,
I haven't had a drink in over two years.
And I'm trying to think, what's the most vulnerable thing
I could do to try to get these people to believe
what I'm saying and trust me?
So, like, let's see.
As much as I love an audience, I'd actually probably like
to have, like, a private chat.
BRAD: It is a private thing, but I know that I'm not the only one
that feels some sort of friction with you.
I feel like it could all be done at one time
instead of three separate conversations.
[sighs] I don't know where to begin.
I know that a lot of sh-- went down in February,
and I know that we all have our own versions
of what the truth is,
but I just hate where we all are.
Do you acknowledge that you've done anything wrong?
I mean, I-- I mean, yeah.
- I mean, to Maddi, yeah. I-- - Between our friendship,
do you feel like you've done anything wrong?
I really trusted you.
Like, I really thought I had you as, like--
Where do you feel like I broke your trust?
You know, when you didn't believe me last year
with what I was saying was going on in my relationship.
You believed that my fiancé 100% cheated on me
when there was not a lick,
there's not a ----ing picture of him,
even at the ----ing prom.
Like, there's nothing.
In the beginning of all of this, I was defending of you.
Straight up was told that Will hard cheated on Emmy.
- He ----ed somebody at a party. - I'm shaking.
The last little bit is the only time
that I did not defend you when I went to do my own research.
Yeah.
People are saying this girl
stayed in your ----ing apartment.
I'm not excusing you. I am asking you.
So then, when we went to New York,
you were on stage and you were saying, like,
"I hope to get to a better place with TJ and Brad."
30 minutes later, we went up to Molly's room.
I hear you on the phone
and it's completely backpedaling off everything you said.
So that's when I started
to really feel some type of way towards you.
And then after that, going and telling someone
that we work with that I made you feel unsafe.
[tense music]
That really broke me,
because you know what kind of relationship that we have.
And I would never think that I ever made you feel...
Brad, the text was so aggressive.
Like, I don't know why you texted me that.
Like, I did-- like, truly, Brad? Like, "You're dead to me."
I literally said back what you said, though.
Why would I say "dead to me too"? That doesn't make sense.
I did not say you were dead to me.
It was probably my fiancé.
That came from Emmy's mouth.
I heard it.
My hotel room was directly next to Emmy's.
We shared a wall. I heard everything
that came out of that room.
So for her to be like, "Dead to me? You didn't hear that."
Girl, I heard you blowing your nose at 4:00 in the morning.
Thanks for waking me up, by the way.
Okay, so, like, why did you say that I made you feel unsafe?
It-- Brad, I mean--
You were angry. You were angry after the--
Like, that text I got from you, I've never seen a text--
I've never seen you talk to anyone.
- Because I was pissed. I was. - Yeah.
Brad, you're scary when you're pissed.
I mean, you were outside my door.
I realized you were outside my door.
I was scared. [laughs]
I was scared. I was like--
You were scared of Bradley Carter?
Not-- Okay, Mia.
Here's my advice for you, Emmy, in this moment.
Shut up. Stop talking.
She doesn't know what her words can do
to a Black man in a town like this.
Even if you didn't mean it a certain way,
it came off a certain way.
Wait, okay, wait, before you say something,
you can't say you were scared
because, like, that can come off as, like, a microaggression.
- Yeah. - Wait, no, no.
I just meant more like-- [sighs]
What did you think I was gonna do to you?
I don't know.
- I just was like-- - You have your boyfriend there.
You think I'm gonna bust down the door?
All I'm saying is, in my--
in the five years I've been friends with you,
I've never seen you speak to anyone like that.
I've never seen you text anyone like that.
I don't agree with that verbiage.
Like, men of color,
we're continuously fighting stereotypes,
and it's just, like, a never-ending battle.
I can't validate that Emmy actually feels that way,
but she's gotta get better at her words.
When I'm angry or when I'm upset or when my feelings are hurt,
I have to be so careful on how I react,
on how I carry myself, on what I say.
And that's not fair.
I texted you.
I didn't even knock on your door.
I didn't even raise my voice at you.
Why am I now all of a sudden a threat
to you and your safety?
Because I've shown a little bit of emotion.
Hey, I think it's important
to not minimize Emmy's emotions, but at the same time realize
that you would never do something like that.
Listen, Brad, we don't need to hyperfixate on it.
Okay, maybe "unsafe" is the wrong word.
I mean, listen, I need a space.
Brad is a calm, cool, collected man. He does not snap.
But after I had gotten off that reunion stage,
I was in my hotel room with my fiancé.
I'm a ----ing mess.
I'm calling my mom, and I get a text.
What? What?
There's no privacy. I'm freaking out.
I can't breathe at all.
That sh-- hurt me to my core
because you were a close friend to me.
Brad, I never wanted to get here to begin with.
It's sad knowing at, like, one point in time
you were supposed to be a groomsman.
- I'm sorry. - Are you serious?
He was gonna be a groomsman? Damn.
- I didn't know that. - Sorry. I'm sorry.
It's sad, and it's really unfortunate.
I love you, and it's, like, really sad.
But it didn't feel like it, right?
I know it doesn't, because I was angry.
And you know how ----ing angry my ----ing fiancé gets.
Yeah.
Sometimes the way you feel towards people
is influenced by Will.
Like, I personally don't think
that you would have went on that podcast
after the reunion if Will wasn't there.
You pushed a narrative upon me
that you know is not ----ing true.
Neither Will or myself had any intention of going on
that podcast and saying anything like that about you, ever.
It could have just been easily stopped.
After that podcast, my DMs were flooded with hate mail.
Comment sections on my pictures, Reddit threads about me.
It was very hurtful.
You could have shut the conversation down,
saying you don't wanna talk about it.
I genuinely did not know what to say when you said that.
She could have just shut the [bleep] up.
She called me a rapist on the podcast.
[Mia gasps]
What is wrong with you?
- I didn't. - You went with it, bitch.
Whoever said it, the whole goal of sitting at this table
- is for a resolution. - Exactly.
You saying, like, I swear, I promise, like,
I would never ----ing do that.
I heard you say that about Molly as well,
with liking comments about her fat-shaming,
and then we heard you through the wall laughing about it.
No, no, listen, I just--
It's absolutely disgusting
that you would let me be humiliated like that.
That's ----ing ridiculous.
On stage at the reunion, I confronted Emmy about liking
really inappropriate comments about me on Emmy's page.
One of them said "It's always the thick girls
"coming for the skinny girls."
You, out of all people, should know that body comments...
- Hurt. Well, I deleted. - ...are atrocious.
I-- I did not know this,
but I delete all the hate comments.
You didn't delete it until someone commented back to you
saying, "How could you leave a space
"for this type of hate towards women's bodies?"
I had the room right next to you.
- I-- what did I do? - You were laughing.
I-- Molly, I didn't ----ing fat shame you.
You were deleting comments. You were deleting comments.
Because I delete mean comments.
- You left hers and pinned them. - I never pinned it.
I deleted the ----ing comment immediately.
Oh, my God, Molly.
I deleted that sh-- immediately. You wanna know why?
Because she's a little ----ing victim
and I knew she was gonna self-identify with a comment
that didn't even use her goddamn name
and she was gonna make it about herself.
Do you wanna have my Instagram for a day
and see how many notifications I get?
I mean, listen, I'm...
I am sorry.
I'm sorry.
I won't get-- I--
Grace.
No, no, no, no, no, no. That's a valid question.
I'm sorry. I know it's a triggering conversation for you.
I'm sorry.
I think we should call it quits right now.
We've made it a long way.
I think this is definitely moving in the right direction.
All right, let's drink. Kumbaya.
[all cheering, shouting]
- I just need to breathe. - Are you leaving?
- [Emmy hyperventilating] - What the [bleep]?
[bleep] you.
[upbeat music]
All right, let's drink. Kumbaya.
[all shouting]
[Emmy hyperventilating]
Hey. You did okay.
It shows that you love and you care
when you're having these reactions.
Michols, are they best friends now?
- Who? - Lake and Emmy.
Yeah. They, like, squashed their beef.
Ah. They did?
You know who loves you, you know who cares about you,
and you know your truth.
I was kind of a shady bitch to Emmy last year.
What about the cheating allegations?
Austin, speak.
- Emmy's the one to speak. - [Emmy sobbing]
- Girl. - Shut the [bleep] up.
There was moments where she was doing a lot,
but I do a lot too, so I got to talking to her
after Michols forced us to kind of come together kumbaya.
She's batsh-- crazy,
but I like that, so we're friends.
We're friends. We're good.
You know who you are. Remember what I told you.
You are strong. You are strong.
I respect the [bleep] out of Brad.
Yeah, you were strong. You did a good job.
You owned up to what you needed to say.
- Oh, thank you. - It's okay.
- It's tough coming from-- - Oh, thank you.
How many people can hug Emmy at the same time?
All right.
- Are you leaving? - EMMY: No.
Can I have a hug?
Thank you.
- Oh, my God! - No, no, no.
No, no, Brad, no. Serious, serious.
No. In all seriousness...
[all chanting] Squash the beef. Squash the beef.
Shut the [bleep] up. All of you.
In all seriousness, thank you for being...
Let's stay out of the business.
Thank you. Listen, Brad...
- Oh, what's up? - Thank you for being receptive.
I-- I don't like carrying around resentment and anger.
I don't like not being able to talk to you.
There's an intertwine of connections
between you and my life, and I don't like where we are.
I never wanted to get here, and I'm-- I'm sorry.
I know I said some horrible sh-- to you,
and I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Like, I really am.
I appreciate the apology.
Emmy and I have been friends for four or five years now.
We've been through a lot together.
So, I don't think that it's gonna be fixed overnight,
but I think that we can start going in a better direction.
- We good? - Yeah.
- We'll keep moving forward. - Okay.
- She's not leaving. - Yes!
Whoa!
- Can we go see the rooms? - Come on.
Dap me up. No, dap me up right.
I'm twerking on the balcony.
- Dap me up. - Dap her up.
- Dap me up. - Give her some love.
This is where I ate Brad's ass last night.
- Yeah! - Did you actually?
- It's fun sometimes. - Yeah?
- You wanna eat my ass? - No.
I'm not, like, really into fish.
But if I ever change my palate, I'll let you know.
When you go to the Bahamas, you dive right in. [laughs]
How was that conversation?
She did apologize. But do I believe it?
You know, I take it for what it is.
Yeah, the bottom line is words are words, right?
- Actions follow through. - I don't know.
We'll see. Only time will really tell.
Yeah.
[all screaming]
[upbeat music]
No. Ew!
[Michols whimpers]
Okay, guys, this is a historical moment.
This is the first time I've drank since September of 2023.
Whoa, are you sure you wanna do that? If you're being sober..
If you do not want to, you do not have to.
I'm having a shot. I'm not gonna keep drinking.
I'm taking a shot to commemorate working on being friends again.
But I'm not taking the shot alone,
so I need people to take it with me.
- I'll do it with you. - I'm not doing this alone.
- I'm already ----ing drunk. - Cheers, guys.
Here's to starting a new chapter with everyone,
and hopefully it's the best chapter.
- Cheers. - All right, love you guys.
At least that's your one shot, and you're gonna be
- drunk after that. - Yeah.
I say cheers to Brad
and Julia for having us out tonight.
And you know what?
Cheers, guys, to my first night being single.
- What? - [all exclaiming]
What the [bleep] is wrong with you? He was so hot.
They were just in Hawaii together.
What the [bleep] happened in Hawaii?
You're supposed to be ----ing having fun in Hawaii.
Damn, nobody's safe.
I just blame it on her, because Troy's perfect.
It was the fact that there was no end in sight
to the long distance.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
If you wanna send me your condolences,
send me your hottest friend's Instagram...
- Holy sh--, Mia. - It was just like, what do you
want me to do? Like, move to Charlotte and do what?
No.
Yeah. [laughs]
I prayed for this.
What did Michael Jordan say?
I'm pulling up from half court, baby.
Cheers to Mia.
I like that. I like that.
So, hey, should we all go down the street and go to the bar?
Let's go to the bar. Let's go to the bar.
Who wants to jump on this with me?
It's gonna be wet. It's gonna be wet.
[all screaming]
[all chanting] To the bar. To the bar. To the bar.
12 shots of tequila.
Let's go get mother----ing drunk.
Who told you that?
- Let me see your belly button. - My belly button's cute.
Oh, ----ing hell. [laughs]
I haven't been single in years.
And I don't mind, you know, flirting with an attractive man.
I think it's a bit overdue, some would say.
- Congo on. - [all screaming]
[upbeat music]
- Three, two, one. - Three, two, one.
[all screaming]
It's gonna be a deep, dark, core memory.
- I hate you. - Give him a smooch.
- One smooch. - [all screaming]
Oh, my God.
♪♪♪
Oh, my God.
Mama, take me home.
[all laughing]
TJ was born in 1990. Michols was born in 2002.
That's a big age difference.
Ah, okay. You do that with Grandpa.
[girls chanting] Go Mia. Go Mia.
- I need you to be intentional. - [screaming]
- [laughter] - [Mia screaming]
- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
He's sucking toes or belly buttons?
[Mia screaming]
That body shot was fabulous, you know.
Was it sloppy?
And he doesn't look too bad from up there.
[laughter]
We're gonna kiss tonight. I wanna kiss you right now.
Where the Uber at?
[screaming]
All right, we got work tomorrow. Let's roll out.
Coming up...
I like a guy that's obsessed with me.
- But not, like, up your ass. - I love up my ass.
But not like that. But not like that.
♪♪♪
Okay, I think these are the last bags.
- You got everything? - Yeah.
After Bali...
Yeah, how are you feeling?
Like ass.
♪♪♪
- Did you use my toothbrush? - No, I used the purple.
- Are you sure? - I'm 1,000% positive.
Why is this one wet?
- All right. - Yeah, yeah, okay.
[dramatic music]
♪♪♪
♪ Kisses, I want all of it ♪
Bali took a lot out of me.
I feel like I'm really happy.
- I'm exhausted. - Right, I feel like
we're just jumped right back into work.
- Yeah. - I don't know if I told you,
Me and Mia have a date coming up.
I feel like I saw you guys canoodling a little bit.
Yeah, we had a long night on the couch.
So then I go back. I'm chilling at my spot.
Door busts open.
- Oh, is it Mia? - Jordyn.
Not even a, "Hey, how's it going?"
It was, "I heard you try to get with Mia."
And I was like, "Ah, you got me."
And then she left?
No, she stayed.
[chuckling]
I like Jordyn's company.
But Mia really gets me going.
She reminds me of women up north.
You know, I'm from Boston
and women in Boston are a bit more upfront.
They don't really take a lot of sh--.
And I like that.
My dad is Lebanese.
He's more, you know, where we got the affection.
My mom's Irish Catholic.
She definitely didn't take any bullsh--.
And I think a lot of that rubbed off on me as well.
So Mia's like the female version of me.
You're toxic as [bleep], brother.
- [laughter] - All right, ladies.
Let's just say hi to as many people as we can on King Street.
- And sell some tables. - I'm stoked on that.
Let's do it. Let's get out of here.
I'm gonna change really quick.
♪♪♪
- Hello. - Oh, my God, a lesbian.
[laughing]
- Hi. - Hi.
- What are you doing? - Good, how are you?
Where'd you just come from?
- Went to a dinner. - Oh, nice.
It was good. The oysters were really good.
[girls snickering]
I'll be right back. I'm gonna get the steamer.
Lake, stop it.
[Bella chuckling]
- Hi. - Hey, TJ.
Hey, Michols. There was a lot of sexual tension there.
Did anyone else feel that? Was it funny?
- [Lake laughing] - I was like, "Ah!"
Just chill.
There's definitely some sexual tension with Michols.
There always is, but why can't we just have fun and make out?
I mean, yeah, you know,
after last summer, there were some times
where things did get honestly kind of weird.
Like, I was kind of upset because you kissed me.
But there was never a conversation about it.
Okay.
I mean, me and Michols are friends.
We both find each other attractive.
We get drunk. We have fun.
And we continue on with life. [chuckles]
We can be fin after making out.
[Lake laughs]
♪♪♪
This is me and all y'all?
This is the gays and the ladies.
And Michols.
It's nice that TJ and I
can work under the same roof.
We just needed to have a progressive conversation.
Me and Emmy did not have a progressive conversation.
Emmy might think that we had a progressive conversation.
She called me a rapist on the podcast.
- I didn't! - You went with it, bitch.
But I honestly don't accept her half-ass apology.
All righty, so for tonight,
obviously we're missing some bodies.
Maddi's not here tonight because
she's at a concert with her dad.
And then we have the boys, Justin, Joe, and Brad.
They're out walking the streets.
Turn that pedicab around right back to Republic.
- I'll see you there. - [laughter]
All right, Justin, you scared them away.
Sorry, we're going to Republic after this.
[all cheering]
Back when I was Leva's poster boy,
you know, her shining star...
instead of going straight to work,
I used to just, like, hop into every single spot
on King Street on my way to work.
- Thank you. - Oh, yeah.
I would just go in, meet new people, you know,
maybe convince them, like, "Hey, where you're gonna
"end your night is with me at Republic."
Joe's good at that. Joe is like a man about town.
- How are you? - I'm good. I'm Donna.
We own multiple businesses on King Street,
which is the "it" street in Charleston.
These are all completely different vibes
so that someone could come in on the weekend
and experience all these different spaces.
They can spend the whole weekend with us.
If I wanna prove to Leva
that I'm ready to own my own spot one day,
the best thing I can do is go back to my roots.
The OG Joey Bottles talked it everywhere on the street.
How are y'all?
I got a parking spot for y'all if you wanna come in here.
Got to become a leader again.
Earn the respect back of not only Leva, but myself.
All right, ladies, come this way through the VIP entrance.
Yeah.
Nice. That's what I wanna see.
You sure came in with a ton of girls.
Glasses in the air.
- Here! - [cheering]
Thanks for coming in, guys.
I like the way you walked up. I love the energy.
It was like I just saw a glimpse of old Joe.
Like we're the Beatles walking down the crosswalk together?
Yeah, you guys look good, you look good together.
You came with a whole crew.
But I need you to do this, like, regularly.
- Yeah. - You know what I mean?
I can teach anyone to sell tables.
It's not just selling tables. It's looking at the analytics.
It's showing up to shifts. It's showing up in the meetings.
It's planning events. It's getting into HR.
That's running a ----ing club.
Joe's just back to square one.
I need to see this for the next six months.
I need to see this for the next eight months.
Are you gonna do that?
I'm taking this seriously, and I want you to know that.
["Im Fly Like A Plane" by Signature Tracks]
♪ I'm thinking how I get my bills paid ♪
♪ Evil-minded player, I'm addicted to this hustle ♪
Um, gracias.
A bottle of champagne for table two.
Oh, wait. Thank you. Table one, then table two.
- How's tonight been? - It was really slow
until, like, ten minutes ago.
There's a lightness in the room.
It's airy. We can work now. Oh, my God.
I've been avoiding Emmy for the past six months.
So it's cool that we are able to at least
complete a sentence through each other.
It's actually kind of crazy.
You guys brought, like, 50 people.
She loves to try and keep a man humble.
[women cheering]
["Rare Form" by MUSZETTE]
♪ Do a hair flip in my new fit ♪
♪ Coming way up bout to get lit ♪
♪ Make your stank face make your teeth grit ♪
♪ Gimme honey gimme yummy, pour it down, swish, swish ♪
The closest I'll ever get to cheating on Maddi is...
God, it's my truck.
♪ All guns blazing, I'm perfection, I'm amazing ♪
♪ Look at what my mama gave me, I'ma put it in rotation ♪
♪♪♪
Thank you for coming and helping me,
- like an actual friend. - Yeah.
- Oh, my God. All the cheeses. - I know. I'm so excited.
No, I've been wanting a girls' night really bad.
And I'm glad the gays are coming, too.
- Yes. Prep. - Prep.
Today marks one month since I broke up
with my useless boyfriend.
So I just want a night with all my girls,
all my gays, and away from straight toxic dick.
What pajamas are you wearing? What color?
I don't know. My pajamas are naked.
I was gonna say, my pajamas are naked, too.
- Like, I just bought... - I sleep naked.
- ...like, this tank top. - Oh, that's cute.
Do you cut flowers before putting it in the vase?
- Yeah. - Okay, good.
- Some people don't. - Really?
- Here. - Um, thanks.
Girl.
[Lake laughing]
Go put that back on your eye.
You will find eyelashes everywhere in this house.
- [Lake laughs] - Everywhere.
- That looks so pretty. - Like, look how cute.
Look how adorable it is.
That does look so pretty.
So I do kind of have some bad news.
I don't think Emmy...
will be able to make it tonight.
She felt like, like you should have
invited her instead of me.
That's ----ing bullsh--, if I text her right now,
and I'm-- if I-- it wouldn't have mattered
if I invited her, she wouldn't have come.
I can't win, I can't lose with her.
Like, I can't win, I can't lose.
Here's the thing about Emmy. She's a queen of performance.
She could have at least pretended like she actually
gave a [bleep] when she was apologizing to me.
Okay, listen, I'm...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
She's never even remotely acted
like she cares at all that she's hurt my feelings.
And so, me inviting Emmy
is my last olive branch to her.
If you wanna extend an olive branch,
extend the olive branch, I don't need your messenger
to extend the olive branch.
You're a wedding planner. You know how invites work.
[dynamic music]
[Facetime ringing]
- Hello. - Hi.
- What are you up to? - I'm at work.
Is it busy?
I guess every mother----er wants a piece of me, Peyton.
Brad, TJ, Molly all wanna sit down and have a chat.
Molly tried coming at me
and I just, like, I don't have time for her.
She was attacking me for a mean comment that
she attached herself to that was posted on my Instagram.
I had that conversation with her
so she would shut the [bleep] up and leave me alone.
I don't give a sh--. I apologized.
It doesn't matter if I agree with the apology or not.
Move the [bleep] on.
But anyways, you know, the podcast Will and I went on.
TJ tried to have a conversation with me at the dinner table.
He was kind of combative and I kind of told him,
like, "You need to chill."
He's his own worst enemy, like... [laughs]
What am I supposed to say?
Yeah, it wasn't.
I don't think TJ's a predator, but I don't think
he's being appropriate with going after drunk straight men.
I didn't wanna say it. I didn't wanna talk about it.
But [bleep] it, I mean, whatever, it's the truth.
I think working at Republic's gonna be a lot smoother.
But that being said, I really don't give a sh--.
Like, honest to God, I don't care.
Like, respectfully, I don't give a [bleep] about you.
Yeah.
♪ G-g-g-girl ♪
You can put the gluten-free thing on the outside for Maddi.
♪ G-g-g-girl ♪
- Hi. - Hi.
This is, like, professional.
Look at the penis flowers.
Oh, my God.
Molly's apartment?
[cheering]
- [Mia chuckles] Hello. - Hi.
Oh, my God, that's so good in here.
You gave me flowers because my ex never did?
- Yeah. - [Molly chuckling]
It's so good.
- What? - What?
You're such a ----ing fake-ass bitch.
- For what? - You are.
But you didn't tell me to wear pajamas.
I found out it was a pajama theme an hour before.
This is Molly's party, not mine.
Oops. [chuckles]
Event planner made a boo-boo.
Sorry, Grace.
- Hi. - Hello, hello.
- Oh, my God. - Michols brought cucumber.
- Hey. - It's a cucumber party!
- What? - Oh, my God.
What does that even mean?
My roommate's parents have a farm,
and so my roommate from time to time
will bring home baskets full of vegetables or random fruit,
and this time she brought home a bucket of cucumbers.
I hope you like it salty.
Hey! Oh, this is cute!
- It's your place? - Hi.
- Is this your place? - Yes!
- Thank you for coming! - I love it!
I didn't know what we were doing tonight,
so I took my heels off before I came in.
I was like, let me go ahead and put my slippers on.
No one did tell me.
It looks like a cute little nightgown.
- This looks like a slip. - It's really not a big deal.
It looks like a slip.
This is not the first time
that Maddi has done this to me.
Let's take it back to Folly Beach.
Folly Beach, I asked Maddi, "What are you wearing?"
She told me, "Oh, I'm wearing something casual."
I'm like, "Okay, well, I'm gonna wear my hippie pants," right?
I get to Folly. She shows up.
♪♪♪
She is wearing a mini skirt and little pumps.
That hurt my feelings right there.
And now, just knowing that everyone else
is in pajamas and I'm not,
that's enough reason for me to be upset,
because I take fashion very seriously.
I just would love better communication...
- Perfect, that was my bad. - ...you know,
because I would do the same for you.
I would have your back if I invited you somewhere.
That's a nightgown, bitch. What's the issue?
Thank you guys all for coming to my girls and gays night.
Cheers.
Should we all come on the couch?
Oh, we have cookies.
- I want to lay. - It's a circle jerk?
What do they call it for girls?
Oh, right. Wrong circle.
Oh, this is really cute.
This is cute.
Should we go around and say everyone's ideal type?
- Lake, you wanna start? - LAKE: A bad bitch.
[laughter]
I love a ----ing humongous-ass guy.
He can even be a little fat, too.
I like a guy that's obsessed with me that will crawl
- over glass for me. - But not up your ass.
I love up my ass. I love up my ass.
But not like that. But not like that.
- "I love it up my ass!" - [laughter]
Who here has done anal?
- Accidentally. - Accidentally.
- [screams] - Raise your hand, bitch.
I feel like I like a pretty boy.
You think that Trevor was a pretty boy?
- Yeah. - [laughter]
I'm sweaty. All right.
He was at one point. At one point he was.
I've dated, like, the Pete Davidson,
Timothee Chalamet, like, tattooed skater boys.
When I was younger, like, a sugar daddy, cartel members.
They all tend to have, like, the same common looks.
Like, a jawline, clean hair.
I like muscles.
- Wait, Molly, Molly, your type. - Um...
Molly thinks a big penis is five inches.
Oh, my God.
Penis?
Five and above.
Poor girl.
You only need five inches.
- She want to be poked. - [laughter]
- Girl. - What?
That's like my finger.
Can you feel that?
How long is five inches?
Is it, like, here?
Oh!
I said soft.
[laughter]
- Coming up... - Maddi, shut the [bleep] up.
- You're annoying. - What?
- I'm mad at Maddi. - Great.
I really need to be quiet before I say something
I'm not supposed to say.
♪♪♪
You didn't eat the crackers? Yo.
I feel, like, a crazy energy right now.
- Right now in here? - No, no, no.
- I feel the AC coming on. - Right now in here?
I have sage.
Well, Mercury's in retrograde.
It's like this friction in the universe.
Therefore that's why we're feeling all these feelings.
What are you laughing at, Maddi?
You guys always ----ing laugh at me.
No, I was trying to understand.
Mercury needs to go into marmalade or whatever.
- Lake. - What?
Why didn't Emmy come?
- You know... - Are you guys like besties now?
- Yeah, I love her. - Really?
- Yeah. - What happened?
Honestly, it all started with me
reading her her sign.
Because it literally told me on my app
that we have a great friendship that can bloom.
And then I started hanging out with her.
I started talking to her.
And I really have a good time hanging out with her.
Good.
That is the most Grace Lilly sh-- Lake has ever said.
There's room to grow.
I think here's a time and place
for her and Molly to talk.
But I don't think that this was the time and place for her.
But why, if the Folly House went so well? I'm confused.
I hold people accountable for their actions
instead of just ----ing letting other people
slide with their bullsh--.
Okay, can we take it away from the Emmy conversation
and have fun, because that's what we came to do.
I don't wanna talk about Emmy anymore.
- I'm getting bored. - Yeah, I'm bored about it too.
You were just talking about it!
No, I-- Maddi, shut the [bleep] up. You're annoying.
- What? No. - [overlapping shouting]
No, no. I'm mad at Maddi.
[overlapping shouting]
Why are you mad at Maddi?
This is a conversation her and I can have
- between everyone else. - Is it about the dress?
No, I don't wanna talk about it in front of everyone.
I'm so confused.
Hear me out. Hear me out.
I think our confusion is that right now you're kind of like,
you're acting a little bitchy to Maddi right now.
Yeah, I know, because I'm ----ing annoyed with her.
No, but then you're not wanting to talk about it.
Because don't wanna talk about it in front of everyone.
[overlapping chatter]
Then you can't be bitchy to her in front of everybody.
Why can't I? I want to. I don't care.
I get blamed for all of Grace's shortcomings.
Like, everything to her is Maddi's fault.
She shows up late for my gig. It's my fault.
- Why were you an hour late? - What?
Molly didn't tell her to wear pajamas. It's my fault.
I literally rolled up today and she was pissed at me about it.
I know. Like, why? You're not even in pajamas.
- I know. - In Grace's defense,
I would be pissed if everyone else was in pajamas
and I pulled up in a dress as well.
You're a real one for saying that.
Because no one else would say that.
No one else would say that.
Grace, what's bothering you?
I feel like you're just not a reciprocal friend.
I'm just kind of sick of everyone saying
that Maddi is a better friend than me.
I'm the bad friend?
Make that make sense.
I think Maddi prioritizes Joe much more
than she does her girlfriends.
It's like Joe gets priority to support Maddi in her career.
And I've always been there for her.
I've had the worst couple months of my life.
And in these months, Grace hasn't been there for me.
But I'm there for her on a dime.
And I'm the bad friend?
Like, [bleep] that.
Everyone always say the same thing.
"Oh, like, I'm a bad friend to you."
Does anyone ever ask me if you're a bad friend to me?
No, they don't. 'Cause you have them hypnotized.
I really need to be quiet
before I say something I'm not supposed to say.
So let me just stop talking right now.
♪♪♪
MIA: Next time on Southern Hospitality...
For you to look at her and say some crazy-ass hurtful sh--,
that's ----ing wild.
I asked Emmy, "Are you making amends
"because you think you ----ed up that situation?"
She's like, "I feel like if I don't make amends
"with Brad and TJ, they're gonna ruin my ----ing life."
That's-- that's what you're saying?
Brad said, "I thought Lake would have more sympathy,"
because of the comment Emmy made about making her feel unsafe.
Like the microaggression?
Yes, he was, like, truly so upset.