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So, what does Nietzsche mean when he says,
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"The secret for harvesting from existence
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the greatest fruitfulness,
the greatest enjoyment
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is to live dangerously!
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Build your cities
on the slopes of Vesuvius!
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Send your ships into uncharted seas!
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Live at war with
your peers and yourselves!"
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What is he getting at here?
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Anybody?
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Sylvia.
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It sounds like he's saying you have to
put yourself out there.
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You have to take risks
and get out of your comfort zone
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because life is short.
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You have to live passionately
and on your own terms.
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Well, I have
a three-word response to that.
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Ab-so-lutely.
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- Says the guy driving a Civic.
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I know on the surface
my life looks simple, a little plain.
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A guy feeding birds
and living alone with his cats
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in the suburbs, but I liked my inner life.
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I was pretty happy.
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...At least, content.
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Oh, by the way, my name is Gary Johnson,
and for a few years,
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I'd been teaching psychology
and philosophy classes
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at the University of New Orleans.
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While I'd always enjoyed
living in a world of questions and ideas,
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I also had a flair for all
things electronic and digital
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and found myself supplementing my income
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- by working part-time undercover...
Hey, Gary!
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...with the New Orleans Police Department.
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After some obligatory training,
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I was soon hiding cameras, mics,
and getting good recordings,
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mostly in murder-for-hire cases.
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What can I say?
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I was minding my own business
when my life took the oddest of turns.
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Jasper better watch
his ass with this Craig guy.
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Several assault charges, possession...
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Hey, Gary.
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Look, we just heard. Jasper can't go in.
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Chief officially suspended him
for those teenagers he jacked up.
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Finally.
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Anyway, we're thinking you're up.
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I'm up? What is "up"?
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Congrats, Gary, you just got
promoted to contract killer.
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Oh, well, you reschedule.
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He's not even here yet.
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Hitmen don't cancel the first meeting.
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Hitmen?
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Hitmen don't exist.
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What, are we following
made-up rules now?
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You've seen this a million times.
You can do it.
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Why don't you do it?
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No way. Tried years ago,
almost got killed.
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I don't want to almost
get killed either. Okay?
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I'm a civilian.
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We got your back.
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We'll move in if it starts
getting pear-shaped.
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Clock's ticking,
I need you to grab Jasper's wire.
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And you might want to
check this out real quick.
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That is everything we know so far, Billy.
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- What?
- Your alias.
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"Billy." Let's go.
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
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What a bunch of cancel culture bullshit...
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I'm sorry about this, Jasper.
So, Claude sent me to...
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You know, a lot of people were fine
with what I did, given the circumstances.
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They actually had no problem with it.
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If you read the comment section,
it's like two-to-one my side.
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That sucks.
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Fuck 'em.
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A 120-day suspension with pay. Fuck.
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Fuckin' fine with me.
I'm going fishin', motherfuckers.
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I'll spend the whole summer in Pensacola.
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See how everyone around here
does without me.
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Why are you in my car?
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Well, Claude said to get
your mic and transmitter.
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So, who's going in my place?
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You?
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Right?
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Wow.
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I just feel like
there's better candidates.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Eh... makes sense.
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You have this unreadable face,
perfectly forgettable.
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I know.
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So, I've been listening
on these for a while.
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You know, I kinda know what to say, but...
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any wisdom? Or tricks?
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Bottom line, they gotta believe it. Okay?
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They want you to be this killer,
so you gotta be that.
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You can't show any weakness.
It's-- it's constant aggression
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until you hear the words
out of their mouth.
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Got it.
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But you gotta be relaxed.
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Easy breezy.
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All right, so, I'm looking for...
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- ...like, I'm trying to...
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Your job is to put
these assholes in prison.
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- What's up, Claude?
- New Billy's got to make moves.
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- Craig's here.
- All right.
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Oh, man...
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You only get one first impression.
Don't fuck it up.
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You're not wearing those
in there, are you?
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Honestly, these are pretty good, man.
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They breathe really well.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Hah!
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You're Billy.
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You're a killer!
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You kill...
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for a living!
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Picked a bad table.
Grab your shit. Sit down.
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Listen, this whole thing's
gotta be based on trust.
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Yeah, man.
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No shit.
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So, uh...
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...how long you been doin' this?
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That's none of your fuckin' business.
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Oh, shit. Look at Gary.
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You called me to do a job.
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The man is a natural.
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Playing some offense here.
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You don't know me, I don't know you,
and at some point in the future,
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that's gonna be a good thing.
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We're not going to be friends. You got it?
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Got it.
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Breathe... Think hitman thoughts.
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- So...
- So...
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...you're assessing me.
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Am I the right guy
to eliminate your problem?
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And, just so you know,
I'm assessing you, too.
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Are you full of shit?
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Some big talker who's not serious?
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And if you are serious now,
are you one day gonna find Jesus
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and be so overburdened
by guilt and remorse
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and confess your sins?
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Are you gonna crack under pressure, Craig,
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and are you gonna point
a fucking finger at me?
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Never!
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Fuck, man, never.
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In fact, I got it all worked out already.
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Okay.
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Let's hear it.
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I work a seven and seven,
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so starting this coming Tuesday,
which is crew-change day outta Houma,
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every second of my whereabouts
is documented and accounted for.
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Huh?
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That way, uh, anything, uh...
bad were to happen,
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no one could think I did it, right?
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Not Craig, uh-uh,
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cause Craig is out
on an oil rig, isn't he?
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A hundred and twenty miles out
in the Gulf the whole damn time.
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What do you think about that?
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That's a good plan.
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Yeah.
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All right, I'd say Thursday or Friday
is probably the best time.
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Sounds good.
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So, what are you thinking exactly?
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You know, just take care of 'em?
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What does that mean, exactly?
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C'mon, man.
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You know what it means.
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No, he just needs to go away for good.
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So, what's your proximity afterwards?
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What do you mean?
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Going to the funeral?
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Funeral?
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In my ideal world,
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there wouldn't have to be
a funeral, would there?
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So, no funeral?
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Dude, I'm sorry, but...
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Oh, boy.
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Are we actually talking about
the same thing here?
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Going off the rails here.
C'mon, let's get back on track, Gary.
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The reason I'm asking
is because it sounds to me
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like you're talking about
the disposal of a body,
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which is more risky for me.
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Gotcha... Yeah.
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A faked suicide, botched robbery,
I'm in and out.
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What you're talking about requires me
to spend a lot of time with the body
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to make sure it's never discovered.
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Right. I'm just curious...
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How you do that?
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Look, I'll let you in
on a few of my secrets.
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- Yeah.
- I got different ways, but...
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in this case,
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I'll probably go full on,
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separate the head from the body,
do what I like to call a "bayou burial."
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You know Bayou Gauche?
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Sure do.
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My family's got land out there,
so, late at night,
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I'll drift in undetected,
drift out in a little boat,
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let the alligators take it from there.
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I mean, are we talking about the body...
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or the head?
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Body.
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Head...
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Head is a different story.
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Head means teeth.
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Teeth are a fuckin' problem.
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Dental records, right?
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Okay.
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So, what do you do about that?
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Well, I find a spot
in the middle of nowhere,
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stick of dynamite in the mouth...
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No more teeth, no more problem.
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- You just blow that fucker up, huh?
- Mm.
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Goddamn.
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Wow.
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Hey, what about fingerprints, huh?
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I mean, those are kinda like teeth, right?
I mean, they can identify from that?
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What do you do about that?
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I can tell you're very thorough
in your thinking,
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- which is good.
- Hmm.
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Now, in case the headless,
uneaten body is discovered,
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which has never happened
with me, but, yeah...
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no more fingertips.
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I would have already removed those
and dispersed them separately.
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Sounds kind of weird, but... I got a ritual.
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So, I divide the number of miles
by the number of fingers,
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so when I'm driving out to a location,
in this case 50 miles...
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I roll down the window,
toss one out every five miles or so.
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Just toss them fingers out the window...
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Shit, man, you're the--
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you're the real deal, aren't ya?
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Yeah.
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And by the way,
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I'm not running a fuckin' charity here.
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Did you bring the cash?
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Oh, shit, yeah. No, of course.
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I've got, uh, 2,500, uh, cash now,
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and, uh, I give you
the other 2,500 after, right?
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Great.
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Now, I just need
your absolute final sign-off.
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We're entering a contract here
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you won't be able to walk away from
in about a week.
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So, I need you to look me in the eyes,
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and I need to hear the words
out of your mouth right now.
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Chill. I just...
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I just thought that we, you know,
agreed to it already, but, yeah.
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Look man, I-I want you to off this guy
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in... whatever way suits you best.
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Got him.
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I knew it.
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We'll be in touch.
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I gotta say, man,
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hell of a profession you're in.
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Yep.
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The next time you see me,
you'll have a brand-new life.
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I guess so.
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Freeze! Put your hands up!
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Go, go, go, go.
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- What the fuck?
- Let me see your hands.
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- Turn, let me see your hands.
- The fuck did I do?
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Huh? Fuck! Fuckin' hands off--
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You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will
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be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to an attorney.
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If you so desire, and cannot afford one,
one will be appointed to you by the court.
259
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- Do you understand these rights?
Motherfucker.
260
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I understand you should
go fuck yourself. How about that?
261
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You got him. Good job.
262
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Hey!
263
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Okay, Daniel Day!
264
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Nailed that fucker.
265
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You got the cash, got the right
words out of him, sheesh!
266
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,755
- So that was good?
- Yeah!
267
00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:05,424
You got him, man! Great job, Gary.
268
00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:08,343
That was so smooth.
Who was that guy in there?
269
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I don't know.
270
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Open and fuckin' shut.
You might have just saved a life.
271
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How's that feel?
272
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Feels good. Feels really good.
273
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:18,896
Hey, can I have my pants back now?
274
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,147
Yeah.
275
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,151
God, you guys are weird.
276
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,365
Hey, Gary.
277
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Does your family
really have land out on the bayou?
278
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- Oh, no, I made that part up.
279
00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:39,374
I have been out there a few times birding.
280
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- Birding?
- Yeah.
281
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,170
You don't say?
282
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:47,091
You know, I once saw, uh, three
pileated woodpeckers at the same time.
283
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Wh-- Uh, pileated?
284
00:16:48,843 --> 00:16:50,260
Yeah.
285
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:55,307
Just these big beautiful
kinda pterodactyl-looking guys.
286
00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:58,978
Technically, it's the first cousin
to the elusive ivory-bill.
287
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:03,608
Which there was a rumored
sighting of back in 2005,
288
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first in over a hundred years.
289
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Caused a big stir,
'cause most people think they're extinct,
290
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:10,698
but others think
they might have just developed
291
00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:12,783
a successful strategy to avoid people.
292
00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:15,327
Can we turn up the air, Phil?
293
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,676
Well, great work, Gary.
294
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Yeah, man.
295
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:32,762
All right, bye.
296
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Oh, jeez.
297
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:35,848
Bye.
298
00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:37,474
Do you think he knows he was being funny?
299
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,394
I don't think so,
but it's hard to tell with Gary.
300
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,606
You know, that throwing fingertips
out the window every five miles...
301
00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:47,317
- Who even thinks something like that up?
- That's some specifically twisted shit.
302
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:50,320
I mean, it's safe to say
we got our new hitman,
303
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,947
at least until Jasper gets back.
304
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:55,492
120 days, that's too soon, if you ask me.
305
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,745
Yeah, 'cause Jasper's a dick.
306
00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:02,541
You know, people feel
almost disappointed to learn
307
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,459
that hitmen don't really exist.
308
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,880
This idea that there are
people out there at a retail level
309
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,175
you can just hire to eliminate
your worst relationship issues
310
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or facilitate some money scheme,
or the usual combination of both.
311
00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:19,850
{\an8}It's a total pop culture fantasy.
But because hitmen
312
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:24,479
have been a staple of books,
movies, and TV for the last 50 years,
313
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:28,400
good luck getting anyone to believe
their existence is all a myth.
314
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,528
But of course, my job was
not to debunk the fantasy,
315
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,488
but rather become the fantasy.
316
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:37,242
And I took that part of the job
very seriously.
317
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,496
While I wasn't the kind of person
that could ever get worked up enough
318
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:46,043
to want to kill or die for anything,
maybe they had cast me correctly
319
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:49,296
because the one thing
that had prepared me for my new job
320
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was my primary interest:
321
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:54,760
the eternal mystery of human
consciousness and behavior.
322
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,931
So, I, uh...
got your number...
323
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:01,350
from a friend.
324
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,477
Heard we should meet.
325
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:08,273
Sounds like you got a particular
set of skills and what not.
326
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,819
Uh... shit.
327
00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,988
There was something else
I was supposed to say.
328
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,950
Well...
329
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:22,329
I'm sure you're picking up
my drift here of the nature of...
330
00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:25,540
Anyway, just call me back.
331
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,793
My name's Walt.
332
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:35,300
Uh...
333
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,220
How's the pie?
334
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,264
All pie is good pie.
335
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,308
All right.
336
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,272
So...
337
00:19:49,607 --> 00:19:50,858
what's next?
338
00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:57,281
You know, I'm forever fascinated
and amazed by the folks
339
00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:59,992
who actually think that some guy
they just met ten minutes ago,
340
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,787
for not that much money,
would risk the death penalty
341
00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:05,790
to help them with some
crazy murderous scheme.
342
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:09,669
I almost envy their naïveté and passion.
343
00:20:10,628 --> 00:20:14,048
You know, it doesn't matter
who you asked about finding a hitman...
344
00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:17,176
So, you know I've, uh...
been looking for somebody
345
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:21,722
to help me out with a, uh...
little problem that I'm having lately.
346
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:25,184
I figured you knew somebody
in that line of work.
347
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,019
I can ask around.
348
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,604
All right.
349
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,065
I don't know how serious he was,
350
00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:34,443
but dude was hella sketchy.
And I was scared.
351
00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:37,529
The referral usually
finds its way to the police.
352
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,574
Who make sure they get my number.
353
00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:48,498
You need to roll your tongue hard. Rrrrr...
354
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:52,044
I realized not everyone fantasized
about the same fixer.
355
00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:56,632
So, I found tailoring the hitman
to the individual client
356
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,718
was much more effective.
357
00:20:58,718 --> 00:21:03,180
And I had a knack for being
the person they needed me to be.
358
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:06,433
♪ I'm so fucked up
I see murders selling in the park ♪
359
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:10,354
We got our album coming up soon,
all the drama and everything from that
360
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:12,356
is only gonna be good for us.
361
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:16,110
He beefin' with this cat
named Rob49, like this--
362
00:21:16,110 --> 00:21:18,278
He this real gangster motherfucker.
363
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,489
So, I feel like everybody
gonna figure, you know,
364
00:21:20,489 --> 00:21:23,576
"that's his shit," you know, I'm thinking.
I'm gonna make sure I'm out of town,
365
00:21:23,576 --> 00:21:25,703
so all you gotta do is come through...
366
00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:27,872
Guy, I don't need your reasons
367
00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:29,999
or your fuckin' business plan.
368
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,168
Give me the name and the money.
369
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:36,213
All right. Straight to business.
I like that.
370
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,137
By the time
they were sitting down with me,
371
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:45,014
they'd mostly made up their minds.
372
00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:48,267
They'd crossed that psychotic Rubicon
and just needed me to confirm
373
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:51,562
that their darkest desires
were the right desires.
374
00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:55,065
If you come in the side entrance,
near the poolhouse,
375
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,567
there are no cameras.
376
00:21:57,151 --> 00:22:01,030
Lady, this is quite the house.
377
00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:03,949
And I'm not gonna let
that sumbitch take it from me.
378
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,786
You do your part...
379
00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:08,746
And I'll do mine.
380
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,706
Yes, ma'am.
381
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,042
And after he's gone,
382
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:17,212
I'll be in that big house all alone.
383
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:19,965
Big house?
384
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:21,676
Big house...
385
00:22:24,762 --> 00:22:27,807
Of course, I'd charge
a high society person more
386
00:22:27,807 --> 00:22:30,893
just to seem more realistic,
but to me any payment was evidence,
387
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:33,771
so I'd take whatever
they were able to give.
388
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:39,860
It's not that much,
but you can have these, too.
389
00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:43,447
Do you really wanna kill
your mom, Monte?
390
00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,161
You're young.
391
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,330
You'll be making yourself an orphan.
392
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,165
That's the point.
393
00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:55,668
Did I ask your opinion?
394
00:22:55,668 --> 00:22:57,169
Kill the bitch.
395
00:22:57,169 --> 00:23:00,631
And they ended up giving
this little future school-shooter
396
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:02,633
adjudicated probation.
397
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,926
Okay, Boss.
398
00:23:06,596 --> 00:23:09,181
My would-be employers
ran the gamut.
399
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:11,851
Evenly divided between men and women,
400
00:23:11,851 --> 00:23:14,019
young and old, rich and poor.
401
00:23:19,859 --> 00:23:23,070
I like suicide. That seems clean.
402
00:23:23,821 --> 00:23:25,072
Doesn't it?
403
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,575
That's the dream.
404
00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:30,410
But a left-handed person
doesn't shoot themselves
405
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,412
with their right hand.
406
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:35,833
A person with a phobia
for heights doesn't jump.
407
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:39,336
A well-tied noose requires studying.
408
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,756
Suicidal people
wanna leave this world quickly.
409
00:23:41,756 --> 00:23:43,883
They don't want to explain themselves.
410
00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,468
Neither do I.
411
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,013
Maybe... surprise me?
412
00:23:49,013 --> 00:23:50,806
Sounds lovely.
413
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:56,186
See, I filed a mental health
warning against him a while back,
414
00:23:56,186 --> 00:24:00,107
describing him as suicidal,
so it'll make sense to everyone.
415
00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:04,361
Then I can sue his doctors
for malpractice.
416
00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:06,113
You are smart lady.
417
00:24:07,615 --> 00:24:11,744
I'm thinking, cut the wrists,
then hold him 'til he bleeds to death?
418
00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:14,454
I am in service business.
419
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:18,333
I heard that was a fairly painless
way to go, bleeding to death.
420
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,546
Now, I don't have the kind of money
421
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,757
you were talking about
on the phone in cash,
422
00:24:24,757 --> 00:24:28,803
but I have a deal
that'll be worth even more to you.
423
00:24:31,764 --> 00:24:32,890
See.
424
00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:39,188
You can have this boat,
but you can't sell it in Louisiana
425
00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:41,899
'cause there's an insurance claim
against it.
426
00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:45,820
But you take it over to East Texas,
Beaumont or Port Arthur...
427
00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:48,405
I guarantee you'll get
at least 6,000 for it.
428
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,824
Speed boat.
429
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,078
Like Miami Vice.
430
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:58,457
Yeah! Like Miami Vice.
431
00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:13,764
Believe me, we will get to
all of this eventually,
432
00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:19,604
but let me jump in and pose a question
'cause I think it's going to be a lot of
433
00:25:19,604 --> 00:25:22,648
what we're going to be
exploring this semester,
434
00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:26,068
these concepts of personality,
self, and consciousness.
435
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:29,739
So, my simple question is...
436
00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:33,283
How many of you think you know yourselves?
437
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:37,287
Have a strong sense of who you are?
438
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,377
Oh, come on, you don't know yourselves?
439
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:45,588
Of course you do.
440
00:25:45,588 --> 00:25:48,382
Your entire being is invested
with this notion of self.
441
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:50,676
It has to be for its own survival,
442
00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:53,303
but what we'll be doing this semester
443
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,765
is challenging this notion.
444
00:25:56,849 --> 00:26:01,729
What if your "self" is a construction?
445
00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:06,275
An illusion, an act,
a role you've been playing
446
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:08,778
every day since you can remember?
447
00:26:08,778 --> 00:26:10,445
It's always a poignant moment
448
00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:13,282
when your ex is having a kid
with someone else.
449
00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:14,533
We'll see.
450
00:26:16,035 --> 00:26:17,369
Seems like a pretty good class.
451
00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:19,413
I know many people
despise their exes,
452
00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:22,541
but Alicia might have been my best friend.
453
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:24,585
Or at least the person that knew me best.
454
00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:26,336
If the "self" is a construct,
455
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:31,592
and it's all just role play,
do you think people can change?
456
00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:36,931
Yeah, within our set-points,
which really isn't that much.
457
00:26:36,931 --> 00:26:39,224
Yeah, I don't know.
I was never really sure about that.
458
00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:42,061
You know, there's actually been
a lot of recent research and data
459
00:26:42,061 --> 00:26:43,145
that says we can.
460
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:46,649
Enlighten me.
461
00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:49,484
I've been reading a lot recently
about how researchers are finding
462
00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:52,780
that people can change their personalities
well into their adulthood.
463
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:55,490
And, I mean, I'm working
with numerous clients on it.
464
00:26:56,075 --> 00:26:57,910
All right. Define "change."
465
00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:02,456
Okay. The five traits
that make up personality.
466
00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:05,250
Right? Extroversion,
openness to experience,
467
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:08,087
emotional stability, agreeableness
and conscientiousness.
468
00:27:08,087 --> 00:27:10,756
They can, they can all be altered
within just a few months.
469
00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:12,925
In what sense?
470
00:27:12,925 --> 00:27:17,805
Well, I mean, you have to embody the trait
rather than just think about it.
471
00:27:17,805 --> 00:27:19,640
You know, it's like the "as if" principle,
472
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,392
where you behave "as if" you are
the person you want to be,
473
00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:25,813
and then pretty soon
you might realize... that is you.
474
00:27:25,813 --> 00:27:29,734
The old you goes... where exactly?
475
00:27:29,734 --> 00:27:33,571
Still there, just,
just dialed down significantly,
476
00:27:33,571 --> 00:27:36,115
and the... the new you is dialed up.
477
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:41,286
So, you just didn't have a couple decades
to wait for me to change?
478
00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:45,332
Well...
479
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:46,751
Uh...
480
00:27:46,751 --> 00:27:49,128
if there was one thing
you seemed least interested in,
481
00:27:49,128 --> 00:27:50,671
it was probably change.
482
00:27:50,671 --> 00:27:54,967
I've accepted the idea
a normal relationship isn't in my cards.
483
00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:57,094
No. What is normal?
484
00:27:57,094 --> 00:28:00,765
I mean, look at it this way,
everyone is at least a little fucked up.
485
00:28:00,765 --> 00:28:03,934
You just need to find someone who is
a little fucked up in a way that you like.
486
00:28:03,934 --> 00:28:06,687
Or at least, I don't know, in a way
that complements your own fucked-upness.
487
00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:08,397
And that is a different
kind of survival technique
488
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:10,775
that would involve another person.
489
00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:14,570
- Okay.
490
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:15,738
Okay.
491
00:28:15,738 --> 00:28:18,448
Speaking of, um, fucked up,
492
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:24,580
I don't know, I thought you were just
doing tech support stuff for the police.
493
00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:27,499
Now, you're like a full-blown
undercover murder-stopper?
494
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:28,918
Yeah.
495
00:28:28,918 --> 00:28:30,920
That's me.
496
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,922
I'm sorry, that must be so weird.
497
00:28:32,922 --> 00:28:34,506
You know, I'm never
gonna give up teaching,
498
00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:37,384
but this undercover thing
is like field research.
499
00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:38,510
How so?
500
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:43,307
Oh, man, you would not believe
the side of humanity I'm hanging out with.
501
00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:49,229
And a lot of it is seeing
how love has just curdled into hate,
502
00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:52,107
and... murder is just the best way out.
503
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:55,653
Wow.
504
00:28:55,653 --> 00:29:01,992
I have a feeling you never
wanted to murder me when we were married.
505
00:29:03,828 --> 00:29:08,082
- You're saying it like it's a bad thing.
- Well, no, no. It's just an observation.
506
00:29:08,082 --> 00:29:10,835
I mean, to kill someone, I just imagine
507
00:29:10,835 --> 00:29:13,588
you'd have to be capable of
some serious passion.
508
00:29:15,798 --> 00:29:18,175
I'm not incapable of passion.
509
00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:20,636
For certain things, yes, definitely, but...
510
00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:24,348
I think you should see someone.
511
00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,766
Like a therapist?
512
00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:28,102
No, no. Like a, like a woman.
513
00:29:28,102 --> 00:29:29,770
Or whatever.
514
00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:33,065
I have the loyal company of Id and Ego.
515
00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:36,068
Okay. You need to see
a woman and a therapist.
516
00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:46,245
I'm tellin' ya, I just don't think
it's the best use of my skills.
517
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:49,957
Just remember, Jasper,
if it weren't for the police union,
518
00:29:49,957 --> 00:29:52,334
you wouldn't even have a job right now.
519
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:53,753
Understood.
520
00:29:53,753 --> 00:29:57,381
Uh, but now that I am back,
I should have my job back.
521
00:29:57,381 --> 00:30:00,300
- You know, at least I'm trained for it.
Um...
522
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:02,219
Maybe you hadn't heard
since you were on suspension,
523
00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:04,388
but Gary's done a great job.
524
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:07,642
His conviction rate is high,
and quite frankly,
525
00:30:07,642 --> 00:30:09,268
he's got a better range than you do.
526
00:30:11,353 --> 00:30:12,772
Do you believe that, Gary?
527
00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:21,113
Do you guys think that's true?
528
00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:24,825
Stats don't lie.
529
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,869
You don't like your position, Jasper?
530
00:30:26,869 --> 00:30:29,664
Maybe I can find something
for you over in traffic patrol.
531
00:30:29,664 --> 00:30:32,875
Well, shit. Why don't you just have me
clean the toilets around here, Sarge?
532
00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:35,252
I-I could do that!
533
00:30:35,252 --> 00:30:37,421
Since you're being the asshole,
534
00:30:37,421 --> 00:30:39,506
I'll just come right out and say it.
535
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:41,926
We're trying to hide your face, okay?
536
00:30:42,927 --> 00:30:44,720
"Who's that beating up those teenagers?"
537
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,096
Not for no reason.
538
00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,265
Maybe you've forgotten, Jasper,
539
00:30:48,265 --> 00:30:51,060
unlike the nine million other
people who watched your video,
540
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:54,814
but we got an angry public out there,
and we don't want them in our business.
541
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,358
So, take my advice.
542
00:30:58,358 --> 00:31:01,946
Do yourself and all of us a favor.
543
00:31:01,946 --> 00:31:04,364
Lay low and keep your goddamn mouth shut.
544
00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,116
Can you do that?
545
00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:08,452
Anything else?
546
00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:19,630
Mother was Miss Del Rio.
547
00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:22,424
They all moved to New Orleans
after Katrina.
548
00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:25,803
Parents divorced,
no father in the picture.
549
00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:29,974
Short stints hairdressing,
flight attendant.
550
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:33,435
Married to husband, Ray Masters,
551
00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:36,021
works in his family's
oil and gas business.
552
00:31:37,189 --> 00:31:38,566
Then...
553
00:31:38,566 --> 00:31:40,359
- ...nothing.
554
00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:43,403
No criminal record.
555
00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:46,323
A couple of domestic complaints,
no arrests...
556
00:31:47,908 --> 00:31:49,034
Huh.
557
00:31:53,873 --> 00:31:56,500
So, Madison...
558
00:31:59,128 --> 00:32:02,464
...who is your hitman?
559
00:32:34,872 --> 00:32:36,331
Are you enjoying your pie?
560
00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,710
All pie is good pie.
561
00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:45,090
Ron.
562
00:32:45,090 --> 00:32:46,383
Madison.
563
00:32:59,063 --> 00:33:02,107
So, tell me, Madison,
what do you do for a living?
564
00:33:02,817 --> 00:33:04,109
Devoted wife.
565
00:33:04,109 --> 00:33:05,945
Obviously.
566
00:33:05,945 --> 00:33:08,238
I assume that's what
we're here to talk about.
567
00:33:08,238 --> 00:33:09,198
Mm-hmm.
568
00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,742
And to answer your question, um...
569
00:33:13,368 --> 00:33:15,495
he doesn't let me work.
570
00:33:16,455 --> 00:33:18,666
He doesn't really let me do anything.
571
00:33:20,876 --> 00:33:22,753
Can I have a bite of that pie?
572
00:33:25,631 --> 00:33:26,632
Sure.
573
00:33:27,633 --> 00:33:29,343
He has me on this stupid diet.
574
00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:33,556
- Mm.
575
00:33:33,556 --> 00:33:34,724
Oh, this is good.
576
00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:40,563
Oh, he's cute.
577
00:33:42,982 --> 00:33:44,399
You a dog person?
578
00:33:46,318 --> 00:33:48,654
Do I look like a cat person?
579
00:33:48,654 --> 00:33:50,573
Yeah. I don't really get cats.
580
00:33:50,573 --> 00:33:51,991
Kinda creepy, you know?
581
00:33:52,867 --> 00:33:53,701
Really?
582
00:33:54,284 --> 00:33:56,078
Yeah, all those stories...
583
00:33:57,329 --> 00:33:58,413
What stories?
584
00:33:58,914 --> 00:34:02,292
The ones about, like, jealous cats
smothering babies, that kind of stuff.
585
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,961
Whoa.
586
00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:06,338
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm sor-- Um--
587
00:34:06,338 --> 00:34:09,258
Do you know someone who's lost a child
588
00:34:09,258 --> 00:34:12,094
to a murderous, jealous cat?
589
00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:13,929
I'm just trying to do
my fact-checking here.
590
00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:15,765
- Not, like, personally.
- Okay.
591
00:34:15,765 --> 00:34:18,559
But I've heard it from,
like, a lot of people.
592
00:34:18,559 --> 00:34:20,102
Well, then there you go.
593
00:34:20,102 --> 00:34:21,270
We got to get to the bottom of this.
594
00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:22,271
I agree.
595
00:34:22,271 --> 00:34:23,438
Detective...
596
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:27,276
did we pull any paw prints off the victim?
597
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:30,946
No, sir, but we're herding suspects now.
598
00:34:30,946 --> 00:34:34,241
No small challenge as we know.
599
00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:38,996
Utter cat-astrophe.
600
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:40,831
- What?
601
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,710
Oh, you're good.
602
00:34:45,670 --> 00:34:46,837
You, too.
603
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,053
So, what do you do?
604
00:34:57,389 --> 00:34:58,432
Oh.
605
00:34:59,516 --> 00:35:00,434
I'm sorry. I forgot.
606
00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:01,727
No, it's okay.
607
00:35:02,477 --> 00:35:03,646
This is...
608
00:35:05,690 --> 00:35:06,523
It's a lot.
609
00:35:07,650 --> 00:35:08,609
Yeah.
610
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:09,652
Um...
611
00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:13,072
I can't believe I'm doing this.
612
00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:17,785
You're in good hands with me.
613
00:35:19,579 --> 00:35:21,622
So, h-how does this usually work?
614
00:35:23,165 --> 00:35:24,750
How do you want it to work?
615
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,168
I don't know.
616
00:35:27,712 --> 00:35:29,463
I'm just really scared.
617
00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:33,801
Why are you scared?
618
00:35:35,678 --> 00:35:37,888
Because he's a bad person.
619
00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:44,478
You don't know what I married into,
and it just keeps getting worse and worse.
620
00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:49,108
I hear you.
621
00:35:55,072 --> 00:35:57,366
Did you always know you wanted to be a...
622
00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:02,454
Not exactly a childhood dream.
623
00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:04,957
Do you ever think about it?
624
00:36:04,957 --> 00:36:08,002
Like, if you did something else?
625
00:36:08,002 --> 00:36:11,171
Or... or if you chose a different path?
626
00:36:13,257 --> 00:36:16,135
I don't overthink things.
I'm not very sentimental.
627
00:36:17,136 --> 00:36:19,429
Yeah. Well, we all have regrets.
628
00:36:21,807 --> 00:36:24,810
Well, in my line of work,
I can't afford to think that way.
629
00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:26,646
I wish I could do that.
630
00:36:26,646 --> 00:36:28,814
But I just feel like I'm in prison,
631
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:31,316
and I'm gonna die in prison.
632
00:36:31,901 --> 00:36:33,944
But I'm not gonna die in prison.
633
00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:35,988
Because what if me coming here,
634
00:36:35,988 --> 00:36:39,742
and meeting with you is the best decision
that I've ever made
635
00:36:39,742 --> 00:36:41,827
because it's for, it's for me?
636
00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:48,250
- Oh.
637
00:36:49,168 --> 00:36:50,294
Sorry.
638
00:36:53,255 --> 00:36:54,464
Shit.
639
00:36:56,050 --> 00:36:57,134
Um, it's-it's him.
640
00:36:57,134 --> 00:36:59,762
- I-I have to go, but I brought the...
641
00:36:59,762 --> 00:37:01,764
Can I throw something out there?
642
00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:05,475
Listen, there's nothing in this for me.
643
00:37:05,475 --> 00:37:10,856
Technically I'm un-employing myself here,
but do your future self,
644
00:37:11,566 --> 00:37:14,318
the one that deserves
a happy, fulfilling life,
645
00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:16,987
that can still have that, a big favor.
646
00:37:17,863 --> 00:37:20,991
Take what's in there and get a new life.
647
00:37:22,034 --> 00:37:22,910
Right now.
648
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:24,328
Don't go home.
649
00:37:26,496 --> 00:37:27,998
And, if you need anything...
650
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,293
or if you change your mind...
651
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,129
you have my number.
652
00:37:52,857 --> 00:37:53,691
Hello?
653
00:37:53,691 --> 00:37:56,110
So, you're a fuckin' life coach now?
654
00:37:56,110 --> 00:37:58,904
Is what I just saw and listened to
what I saw and listened to?
655
00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:00,030
I'm not believing it.
656
00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:01,073
What?
657
00:38:01,073 --> 00:38:03,784
"What?" Never mind our sting operation...
658
00:38:03,784 --> 00:38:05,745
"Let me be your therapist?"
659
00:38:05,745 --> 00:38:07,663
She's not a killer.
660
00:38:07,663 --> 00:38:09,123
She just needs to get it together.
661
00:38:09,123 --> 00:38:12,376
I'm just out here serving
the overall public good.
662
00:38:14,003 --> 00:38:15,045
Public good?
663
00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:19,717
What you just did was
one of the most unprofessional things
664
00:38:19,717 --> 00:38:21,636
I've ever witnessed.
665
00:38:21,636 --> 00:38:22,928
See? See?
666
00:38:22,928 --> 00:38:25,097
This is what happens
when you hire an amateur.
667
00:38:25,097 --> 00:38:26,140
Come on!
668
00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:27,767
I steered clear of entrapment...
669
00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:29,727
No, you let the jury decide that.
670
00:38:29,727 --> 00:38:31,145
At least you got 'em in custody.
671
00:38:31,145 --> 00:38:33,188
Okay. We can agree
to disagree on technique.
672
00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:34,148
It's over.
673
00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:36,441
And did you notice how cute she was?
674
00:38:36,441 --> 00:38:38,778
I wonder if that had
anything to do with it?
675
00:38:38,778 --> 00:38:41,071
Well, we'll never know, will we?
676
00:38:41,071 --> 00:38:42,948
Since this weirdo let her off
677
00:38:42,948 --> 00:38:45,367
before she could start
incriminating herself.
678
00:38:46,493 --> 00:38:50,497
It was, um, let's say, an unusual outcome,
679
00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:53,125
and it'll be written up as such.
680
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:54,669
Okay, fine...
681
00:38:56,461 --> 00:38:58,130
All right. Talk soon, Gary.
682
00:38:58,130 --> 00:39:00,007
- All right.
- Bye, Gary.
683
00:39:00,007 --> 00:39:01,091
Bye.
684
00:39:04,136 --> 00:39:07,514
Jeez Louise, he's sweatin' Gary hard.
685
00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:09,308
I've seen this before.
686
00:39:09,308 --> 00:39:11,769
Star goes down, back-up comes in
687
00:39:11,769 --> 00:39:14,521
and just kicks ass forever more.
688
00:39:14,521 --> 00:39:17,024
I mean, I know
he dropped the ball on this one, but...
689
00:39:17,024 --> 00:39:18,400
What's the name he used?
690
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,736
- Ron.
- Yo, Ron is fuckin' dope.
691
00:39:20,736 --> 00:39:23,322
He's like a Caucasian Idris.
692
00:39:23,322 --> 00:39:27,451
I would love to grab a beer with that guy,
and I'm not talking about Gary.
693
00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:29,620
I would get black-out drunk with Ron.
694
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:32,247
I'd let him talk me into ripping lines
on the way to Vegas.
695
00:39:32,247 --> 00:39:34,792
I would rip my I.U.D. out for Ron.
696
00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:37,002
I wouldn't share a straw with Gary.
697
00:39:37,002 --> 00:39:39,797
Gary is hung like a straw, but Ron?
698
00:39:39,797 --> 00:39:41,716
Strictly nightstick.
699
00:39:42,842 --> 00:39:46,679
I mean, it's kind of sounding
like you would fuck Ron, too.
700
00:39:47,805 --> 00:39:49,724
I would take your sloppy seconds...
701
00:39:50,307 --> 00:39:51,475
if it were Ron.
702
00:39:52,602 --> 00:39:57,940
This whole prosecution
has been nothing more
703
00:39:57,940 --> 00:40:01,986
than an entrapping, sting operation!
704
00:40:04,279 --> 00:40:05,405
And this guy...
705
00:40:06,448 --> 00:40:09,534
is the most dishonest, manipulative,
706
00:40:09,534 --> 00:40:12,663
fraudulent kind of person there is!
707
00:40:13,455 --> 00:40:16,959
This Gary Johnson isn't a human-being.
708
00:40:16,959 --> 00:40:20,504
For a human being has humanity.
709
00:40:20,504 --> 00:40:21,881
Empathy!
710
00:40:21,881 --> 00:40:27,344
A human being aids in moments of weakness.
711
00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:30,848
Gary Johnson preys on the weak.
712
00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:35,144
And as far as legal procedures go,
713
00:40:35,144 --> 00:40:38,313
it's like this undercover ghoul
714
00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:44,945
is using an AR-15 to kill a mosquito.
715
00:40:44,945 --> 00:40:47,156
I am so used to this.
716
00:40:47,156 --> 00:40:50,034
While I've put forth a ton
of irrefutable evidence,
717
00:40:50,034 --> 00:40:53,120
all they've got is to somehow
make me the villain.
718
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,997
And I know they're just doing their jobs,
719
00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:57,958
but a personal attack
is still a personal attack
720
00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:01,796
and kind of sucks to have to listen to.
721
00:41:01,796 --> 00:41:05,507
We, the jury, find the defendant
guilty as charged.
722
00:41:05,507 --> 00:41:08,886
But in the "people are
forever mysteries" category,
723
00:41:08,886 --> 00:41:10,846
this would often happen:
724
00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:13,724
I mean, I've forgiven her.
She's forgiven me,
725
00:41:13,724 --> 00:41:16,018
and, hell, I've done much worse.
726
00:41:16,977 --> 00:41:18,979
I think she deserves a second chance...
727
00:41:18,979 --> 00:41:20,981
Which was usually followed by this:
728
00:41:20,981 --> 00:41:23,943
In light of all the evidence
and testimony we've heard,
729
00:41:23,943 --> 00:41:25,986
we find the defendant not guilty.
730
00:41:28,072 --> 00:41:30,741
Congratulations, Tammy!
731
00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:36,747
Maybe their love wasn't perfect,
732
00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:38,958
but it was something.
733
00:41:38,958 --> 00:41:40,542
I hear ya.
734
00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:42,920
I swear, our country's legal system...
735
00:41:43,503 --> 00:41:44,504
Pull!
736
00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:48,425
...is fuckin' fucked.
737
00:41:48,425 --> 00:41:49,885
- Here you go.
Ah, no.
738
00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:52,012
You need the practice
a lot more than I do!
739
00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:53,430
All right, then.
740
00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:56,266
You can't blame someone
for taking the law
741
00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:57,768
- in their own hands.
- Hmm.
742
00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:59,729
You know, there's a thing
I really believe in.
743
00:41:59,729 --> 00:42:02,022
- What's that?
- That is personal justice
744
00:42:02,022 --> 00:42:04,817
for when our pussified
justice system fails.
745
00:42:04,817 --> 00:42:07,862
- When we do this, and we do it right...
- Right.
746
00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:10,698
...personal justice, that's gonna be yours.
747
00:42:10,698 --> 00:42:12,992
You didn't take all that
unfairness laying down.
748
00:42:12,992 --> 00:42:14,827
Hell, no I didn't.
749
00:42:16,579 --> 00:42:17,496
Pull!
750
00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:23,335
Now, that's the America
I miss right there.
751
00:42:23,335 --> 00:42:25,212
- Amen, amen.
- Uh-huh.
752
00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:26,672
Look...
753
00:42:26,672 --> 00:42:28,423
...there are three things
you need to kill a man.
754
00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:29,424
Yes.
755
00:42:29,424 --> 00:42:30,509
- The gun.
- Right.
756
00:42:30,509 --> 00:42:31,636
- The bullets.
- Mm-hmm.
757
00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:32,887
And the balls.
758
00:42:32,887 --> 00:42:35,139
And, boy, I am stockpiled
on three of those things.
759
00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:38,768
Son of a bitch, Tanner.
760
00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:41,478
Pull!
761
00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:46,567
That's what I'm talkin' about right there.
762
00:43:12,426 --> 00:43:16,889
I would, of course,
never cross this line. I'm a professional.
763
00:43:16,889 --> 00:43:19,308
But technically, she didn't text me.
764
00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:21,018
She texted Ron.
765
00:43:22,019 --> 00:43:25,230
But I don't think I'm a dog person.
In fact, I may be allergic to them.
766
00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:26,732
Physically and emotionally.
767
00:43:26,732 --> 00:43:28,275
I find them to be too needy,
768
00:43:28,275 --> 00:43:30,861
just pandering to whoever holds the meat.
769
00:43:32,613 --> 00:43:33,823
But...
770
00:43:33,823 --> 00:43:36,951
at the end of the day,
we're all spineless...
771
00:43:36,951 --> 00:43:41,163
we beg for more, embarrass ourselves
for the scraps of others...
772
00:43:41,163 --> 00:43:44,750
- Dogs just don't apologize for it.
773
00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:48,087
Buddy.
774
00:43:53,593 --> 00:43:55,135
You made it!
775
00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:57,847
Wow, I... I thought I loved puppies.
776
00:43:57,847 --> 00:44:02,226
Well, I gargle barbecue sauce
like Listerine before these things.
777
00:44:02,226 --> 00:44:04,061
Keeps the bitches bitchin'.
778
00:44:06,689 --> 00:44:07,940
I'm glad you came.
779
00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:09,650
I'm glad you invited me.
780
00:44:09,650 --> 00:44:12,402
So, how are you?
781
00:44:13,362 --> 00:44:16,073
I'm fine. I'm fine.
782
00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:17,407
The real question is, how are you?
783
00:44:17,407 --> 00:44:18,826
Oh, I'm, I'm great.
784
00:44:18,826 --> 00:44:20,995
Yeah. I'm... I'm great.
785
00:44:20,995 --> 00:44:22,913
I-I got out of there almost immediately.
786
00:44:22,913 --> 00:44:25,290
I have my own place now in St. Roch.
787
00:44:25,290 --> 00:44:29,128
I mean, it's a mess, but it's mine.
So, I love it.
788
00:44:29,128 --> 00:44:31,964
Um, I'm getting a divorce.
789
00:44:31,964 --> 00:44:33,298
- Wow.
- Yeah.
790
00:44:34,049 --> 00:44:36,594
Sometimes you just gotta make a move.
791
00:44:37,928 --> 00:44:39,471
I'm so happy for you.
792
00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:43,433
You know, when I saw your text, I thought,
793
00:44:43,433 --> 00:44:46,270
is she picking a dog charity
as the place to re-engage me?
794
00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:48,522
No! Oh, God, no. No.
795
00:44:48,522 --> 00:44:52,109
That crazy moment has passed.
796
00:44:52,109 --> 00:44:54,862
New me, new life, he's...
797
00:44:56,446 --> 00:44:57,615
And look at you now.
798
00:44:57,615 --> 00:45:00,075
- You like the hair?
- Oh, I love the hair.
799
00:45:01,661 --> 00:45:03,287
He hated it.
800
00:45:03,287 --> 00:45:05,706
Hated dogs, hated miniskirts.
So, you know what?
801
00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:08,208
I'm just making up for lost time.
802
00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:12,504
Well, I'm... just so happy
this is how it's all going for you.
803
00:45:12,504 --> 00:45:13,839
Thank you.
804
00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:16,216
No, but really thank you.
805
00:45:16,216 --> 00:45:18,177
Like, I don't want to be weird
or anything,
806
00:45:18,177 --> 00:45:19,804
but I kinda couldn't
have done it without you.
807
00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:21,055
There! I said it.
808
00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:26,476
I don't get a lot of
thank yous in my line of work.
809
00:45:26,476 --> 00:45:29,438
Yeah, I guess not.
810
00:45:29,438 --> 00:45:30,731
Madison.
811
00:45:31,732 --> 00:45:33,525
We have a situation in the husky cage.
812
00:45:33,525 --> 00:45:34,860
Code brown.
813
00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:36,070
- Hi.
- Hi.
814
00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:38,238
Oh, um, Ron, Jill.
815
00:45:38,238 --> 00:45:39,448
Jill, Ron.
816
00:45:39,448 --> 00:45:41,200
Nice to meet you. You need any help?
817
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,493
No, we're good. You okay?
818
00:45:43,493 --> 00:45:44,912
I'm good.
819
00:45:45,495 --> 00:45:46,622
I got things to do!
820
00:45:46,622 --> 00:45:47,582
Okay.
821
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,917
Wow.
822
00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:51,543
Oh, it's long, it's long!
823
00:45:52,169 --> 00:45:53,212
Go, go, go!
824
00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:57,842
There it is!
825
00:45:58,425 --> 00:46:00,427
Oh!
826
00:46:00,427 --> 00:46:02,096
Oh, no, no!
827
00:46:04,765 --> 00:46:06,183
No.
828
00:46:06,183 --> 00:46:07,893
No. No, I don't buy it.
829
00:46:07,893 --> 00:46:08,978
What?
830
00:46:08,978 --> 00:46:10,104
You're not a hitman.
831
00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:13,357
You can't be. You cuddled puppies.
832
00:46:13,357 --> 00:46:15,067
You played with kids.
833
00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:17,737
You've opened every door for me tonight.
834
00:46:17,737 --> 00:46:20,573
And yet, you kill people for money?
835
00:46:22,783 --> 00:46:24,952
Chivalry may be dead,
but I didn't kill it.
836
00:46:24,952 --> 00:46:29,206
And I tried looking you up and nothing.
It's like you don't even exist.
837
00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:33,127
I guess I'm just your fantasy.
838
00:46:34,253 --> 00:46:36,255
- Okay.
839
00:46:36,255 --> 00:46:37,882
We'll see about that.
840
00:46:40,593 --> 00:46:41,552
How many?
841
00:46:42,803 --> 00:46:44,639
Wait, I don't wanna-- No, I do wanna know.
842
00:46:48,601 --> 00:46:50,936
What? Does a gentleman not kill and tell?
843
00:46:50,936 --> 00:46:53,480
Okay. For the record, I love people.
844
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,774
And yet, you kill them.
845
00:46:55,524 --> 00:46:56,984
Not just randomly.
846
00:46:58,402 --> 00:47:00,154
It's always with a purpose.
847
00:47:00,154 --> 00:47:01,864
- To protect.
- Hmm.
848
00:47:02,489 --> 00:47:03,866
And make no mistake,
849
00:47:03,866 --> 00:47:06,243
there are some people who need killing.
850
00:47:07,077 --> 00:47:08,162
Right?
851
00:47:11,123 --> 00:47:12,291
Right.
852
00:47:14,627 --> 00:47:17,630
So, what's the biggest
difference between...
853
00:47:17,630 --> 00:47:20,215
between the real you and your occupation?
854
00:47:20,215 --> 00:47:22,635
Mm.
855
00:47:22,635 --> 00:47:28,515
I'd say the real me... is a people person.
856
00:47:28,515 --> 00:47:30,225
I like to have a good time.
857
00:47:30,225 --> 00:47:31,351
But...
858
00:47:33,729 --> 00:47:37,983
To be most effective in this job,
I have to be a bit of a lone wolf.
859
00:47:37,983 --> 00:47:40,945
I have to never draw
any attention to myself.
860
00:47:41,904 --> 00:47:45,157
I don't want anyone to remember my face.
I don't want to over or under tip.
861
00:47:45,157 --> 00:47:48,744
I don't want to be pulled into
memorable conversations.
862
00:47:51,831 --> 00:47:54,249
That's why I drive a Honda Civic.
863
00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:56,711
I want it to seem like I don't exist.
864
00:47:57,795 --> 00:48:00,715
I don't know.
That's the professional side of me.
865
00:48:03,008 --> 00:48:05,678
Tell me a little more about
the unprofessional side.
866
00:48:08,806 --> 00:48:09,807
I'd say...
867
00:48:10,683 --> 00:48:16,230
being here with you right now is...
pretty damn unprofessional, but, hey.
868
00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:18,733
Good. I don't want you too professional.
869
00:48:21,986 --> 00:48:23,403
How do you want me?
870
00:48:28,325 --> 00:48:29,702
W-What?
871
00:48:30,828 --> 00:48:32,162
Do I scare you?
872
00:48:32,747 --> 00:48:33,789
No.
873
00:48:35,207 --> 00:48:36,166
Do I scare you?
874
00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:37,835
Should I be scared?
875
00:48:40,713 --> 00:48:42,715
That depends on what your intentions are.
876
00:48:45,509 --> 00:48:46,844
Okay.
877
00:48:48,846 --> 00:48:51,306
You want to know all about me.
But what about you?
878
00:48:51,306 --> 00:48:53,183
You know all you need to know.
879
00:48:54,434 --> 00:48:55,435
Is that right?
880
00:49:01,525 --> 00:49:04,528
I was once told I think too much
to be a good lover.
881
00:49:04,528 --> 00:49:07,823
She said exceptional sex
requires a lack of thought,
882
00:49:07,823 --> 00:49:10,242
a certain amount of
animal abandon...
883
00:49:13,245 --> 00:49:14,622
I liked Ron.
884
00:49:15,414 --> 00:49:17,958
He wasn't a thinker. He was a doer.
885
00:49:25,966 --> 00:49:28,427
So, I don't know
if I was just better as Ron,
886
00:49:28,427 --> 00:49:32,264
or if it was that electric charge
going through both of us...
887
00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:34,975
I mean, after all,
in her mind, she was having sex
888
00:49:34,975 --> 00:49:37,102
with someone who had murdered
a bunch of people,
889
00:49:37,102 --> 00:49:38,938
and I was having sex with someone
890
00:49:38,938 --> 00:49:41,774
who was clearly capable of
having a lover killed.
891
00:49:43,734 --> 00:49:47,529
I'm not proud to say this,
but it upped my game.
892
00:49:54,704 --> 00:49:57,665
You know, I haven't been
with anyone else in so long...
893
00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,918
Can I tell you something?
894
00:50:00,918 --> 00:50:02,044
What?
895
00:50:03,128 --> 00:50:04,463
This is fun.
896
00:50:05,673 --> 00:50:06,966
I agree.
897
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:11,136
I like this.
898
00:50:12,221 --> 00:50:13,305
Us.
899
00:50:14,765 --> 00:50:16,225
Yeah.
900
00:50:21,230 --> 00:50:25,610
Look, on a full-disclosure,
cautionary note,
901
00:50:27,069 --> 00:50:30,030
I've had a few girlfriends,
that early marriage,
902
00:50:30,030 --> 00:50:34,118
but because of my line of work,
I generally have trouble
903
00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:39,164
maintaining what most would consider
a normal relationship.
904
00:50:39,164 --> 00:50:41,125
Fuck normal.
905
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,251
Amen.
906
00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:43,794
Do you wanna see me again?
907
00:50:45,588 --> 00:50:46,839
Yeah.
908
00:50:48,633 --> 00:50:49,592
But...
909
00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:53,303
it's a little complicated. Isn't it?
910
00:50:53,303 --> 00:50:54,889
It doesn't have to be.
911
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,147
This is a bad idea.
912
00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:05,065
I suppose it is.
913
00:51:14,241 --> 00:51:16,619
For instance, we can never go to my place.
914
00:51:16,619 --> 00:51:18,621
Good. I don't want to.
915
00:51:18,621 --> 00:51:22,374
I can never give you any info
about my whereabouts, at any time.
916
00:51:22,374 --> 00:51:24,960
If I'm tracked or traced,
you'd be pulled right in the middle of it.
917
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,087
I will see you when I see you.
918
00:51:30,883 --> 00:51:32,802
And we can only get so personal.
919
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,471
And the less you know about me,
the less I know about you...
920
00:51:36,471 --> 00:51:38,599
Okay, what's your next line?
921
00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:40,350
"Don't fall in love with me?"
922
00:51:42,394 --> 00:51:43,896
I know what this is.
923
00:51:45,522 --> 00:51:47,858
I don't want to know where you live,
924
00:51:47,858 --> 00:51:50,903
or what you're doing at any given moment.
925
00:51:51,528 --> 00:51:54,406
We're just going to meet here
whenever we want,
926
00:51:54,406 --> 00:51:56,533
and nothing outside of here matters.
927
00:52:00,204 --> 00:52:01,288
Well, okay then.
928
00:52:01,288 --> 00:52:02,832
Well, okay.
929
00:52:02,832 --> 00:52:04,166
So we agree to the terms?
930
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,626
Where do I sign?
931
00:52:12,299 --> 00:52:14,093
Anywhere else I need to sign?
932
00:52:17,346 --> 00:52:18,973
Initial here.
933
00:52:20,515 --> 00:52:22,727
Anywhere else I need to initial?
934
00:52:24,144 --> 00:52:27,773
We gotta make sure
this document is air tight.
935
00:52:37,617 --> 00:52:41,495
The Freudian concepts
of the Id and the Superego are,
936
00:52:41,495 --> 00:52:45,290
in Jung's point of view,
in constant struggle with each other.
937
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,127
The Superego
938
00:52:48,127 --> 00:52:49,712
is our conscience.
939
00:52:49,712 --> 00:52:51,797
It rewards us for behaving properly,
940
00:52:51,797 --> 00:52:55,300
adhering to societal norms,
moralistic standards.
941
00:52:58,512 --> 00:53:00,055
So, the Id...
942
00:53:00,765 --> 00:53:02,391
as humans, we have desires,
943
00:53:02,391 --> 00:53:04,434
instincts that are primitive.
944
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,481
Urges that are solely based
in the pursuit of pleasure,
945
00:53:09,481 --> 00:53:12,276
ignoring the consequences.
946
00:53:12,276 --> 00:53:13,360
Now, the Ego
947
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,571
is the middle-man.
948
00:53:15,571 --> 00:53:18,824
The bridge between instinct and logic,
949
00:53:18,824 --> 00:53:20,660
the law and the lawless.
950
00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:23,162
Forever attempting to maximize pleasure
951
00:53:23,162 --> 00:53:25,748
while minimizing the cost.
952
00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:38,510
Welcome to Madison Airlines.
953
00:53:41,639 --> 00:53:43,098
Where we flying?
954
00:53:43,098 --> 00:53:45,976
Somewhere hot and tropical.
955
00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:51,190
Please follow me to the upper deck.
956
00:53:52,357 --> 00:53:53,859
First class all the way.
957
00:53:53,859 --> 00:53:55,152
Shh.
958
00:53:55,986 --> 00:53:59,574
Sir, please unbuckle your seatbelt.
959
00:53:59,574 --> 00:54:01,200
It's for your own safety.
960
00:54:07,289 --> 00:54:09,750
We're expecting heavy turbulence...
961
00:54:12,377 --> 00:54:14,379
So prepare to brace for impact.
962
00:54:42,617 --> 00:54:46,120
I know we agreed not to
talk about stuff like this,
963
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,247
and you don't have to answer
if you don't want to,
964
00:54:48,247 --> 00:54:53,711
but how do you do it and not get caught?
965
00:54:56,463 --> 00:55:00,551
Well, you gotta be smart, thorough,
966
00:55:00,551 --> 00:55:03,554
a few steps ahead of what you know
they're going to be looking for.
967
00:55:04,597 --> 00:55:07,516
You know, the dirty secret is,
most murders go unsolved,
968
00:55:07,516 --> 00:55:09,018
especially around here.
969
00:55:09,018 --> 00:55:13,939
So, my M.O., engage
in a more controlled area,
970
00:55:13,939 --> 00:55:18,443
and then move the body
somewhere that says, "chaos."
971
00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:19,737
Isn't that messy?
972
00:55:19,737 --> 00:55:22,823
Well, it can be if you're not smart.
973
00:55:22,823 --> 00:55:25,576
Quick, you're going to shoot me. Where?
974
00:55:27,787 --> 00:55:29,454
No! Lower.
975
00:55:29,454 --> 00:55:30,623
Lower.
976
00:55:30,623 --> 00:55:32,833
Lo-- okay.
977
00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:36,587
The heart.
978
00:55:38,923 --> 00:55:42,968
I mean, certain areas
like the head or the neck,
979
00:55:42,968 --> 00:55:45,930
I mean, the blood
has nowhere to go but out.
980
00:55:45,930 --> 00:55:48,015
Talk about a bloody mess.
981
00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:51,310
And people, I mean, we're just
these big skin-bags of blood,
982
00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:53,938
and you have this big
beautiful thoracic cavity
983
00:55:53,938 --> 00:55:55,522
to hold it all in.
984
00:55:58,818 --> 00:56:00,820
Until you can move the body,
985
00:56:00,820 --> 00:56:02,196
set the scene,
986
00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:05,449
tell the story you want them to find.
987
00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:11,956
You know, I was always too shy
to go out for the high school play,
988
00:56:11,956 --> 00:56:14,875
but I had somehow found my stage,
989
00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:17,753
and each arrest was like
a standing ovation.
990
00:56:17,753 --> 00:56:20,715
We're about to go
into the deep end of the pool here.
991
00:56:22,299 --> 00:56:23,801
This is serious.
992
00:56:25,052 --> 00:56:27,972
If I take this envelope and leave,
993
00:56:27,972 --> 00:56:32,977
this time tomorrow, her head
is in a Winn-Dixie bag.
994
00:56:32,977 --> 00:56:35,896
The rest of her is pig slop in Opelousas.
995
00:56:37,106 --> 00:56:39,692
Now be absolutely clear with me.
996
00:56:40,818 --> 00:56:42,778
Is that what you want?
997
00:56:43,445 --> 00:56:46,699
Alright. I got this woman.
She's into this iPhone swiping.
998
00:56:46,699 --> 00:56:48,200
This boyfriend findin', right?
999
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,035
And she's slingin' the kitty
across the causeway
1000
00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:52,955
with this manager from the Piccadilly,
and then wanna take everything, too.
1001
00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:56,917
Now, I don't know how things work
where you from, but from around here,
1002
00:56:56,917 --> 00:57:00,545
you don't take a man TV,
his dog, and his boat.
1003
00:57:00,545 --> 00:57:02,047
There's no way, T.
1004
00:57:04,549 --> 00:57:05,551
Kill the slut.
1005
00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:08,012
With pleasure.
1006
00:57:15,019 --> 00:57:16,937
Your Honor,
1007
00:57:16,937 --> 00:57:21,233
a psychopathic predator
will always be a threat to society.
1008
00:57:21,233 --> 00:57:25,613
On the other hand, someone
who once commits a crime of passion,
1009
00:57:25,613 --> 00:57:27,990
or sudden passion, as it is known legally,
1010
00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:32,327
is no more likely to commit that crime
than any other member of society.
1011
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,497
In this case, I would characterize
1012
00:57:35,497 --> 00:57:39,293
just the intent to entertain
solicitation of murder,
1013
00:57:39,293 --> 00:57:43,463
although no one was ultimately harmed,
as kind of a "sudden passion"
1014
00:57:43,463 --> 00:57:46,091
as opposed to attempted
pre-meditated murder.
1015
00:57:46,091 --> 00:57:47,384
Objection!
1016
00:57:47,384 --> 00:57:48,719
Overruled.
1017
00:57:48,719 --> 00:57:50,680
A question would be welcome.
1018
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:54,642
Mr. Johnson, you testified previously
1019
00:57:54,642 --> 00:57:57,728
that you felt this was
a pre-meditated act.
1020
00:57:57,728 --> 00:58:00,565
By that, did you mean
you conjuring this whole thing
1021
00:58:00,565 --> 00:58:03,483
and coercing them into a murder scheme
was premeditated?
1022
00:58:04,359 --> 00:58:07,947
There was nothing sudden
or impulsive about our meeting.
1023
00:58:07,947 --> 00:58:12,660
The intent was clear.
The follow-through was detailed.
1024
00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:16,872
Well, if you were not
attempting coercion, why the research?
1025
00:58:16,872 --> 00:58:20,918
Why the costumes? Why the disguises?
1026
00:58:20,918 --> 00:58:24,672
Sure, my client has found himself
in compromising circumstances,
1027
00:58:24,672 --> 00:58:28,759
but my question to you, Mr. Johnson,
what are your circumstances?
1028
00:58:28,759 --> 00:58:30,094
Objection, your honor!
1029
00:58:30,094 --> 00:58:31,511
Sustained.
1030
00:58:31,511 --> 00:58:33,889
What are you hiding with these costumes?
1031
00:58:33,889 --> 00:58:35,265
Who are you trying to fool?
1032
00:58:35,265 --> 00:58:36,350
What would Ron do?
1033
00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:38,644
Objection, the defense
is badgering the witness.
1034
00:58:38,644 --> 00:58:41,438
My job is not to analyze
the events around my meeting.
1035
00:58:41,438 --> 00:58:44,567
My job is to meet the client
at those circumstances.
1036
00:58:44,567 --> 00:58:48,028
Complete the picture
they've already drawn for themselves.
1037
00:58:48,738 --> 00:58:51,574
I'm not in the business of second chances.
1038
00:58:56,871 --> 00:58:59,206
I got something we can play with.
1039
00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:01,000
I like the sound of that.
1040
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,126
What do you got back there?
1041
00:59:02,126 --> 00:59:03,210
Pick a hand.
1042
00:59:04,544 --> 00:59:05,420
Left.
1043
00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:07,047
- You lose.
- Whoa.
1044
00:59:07,047 --> 00:59:08,257
Shit.
1045
00:59:09,133 --> 00:59:10,217
What is that for?
1046
00:59:11,802 --> 00:59:14,429
Well, what do you think?
I'm a woman living by myself.
1047
00:59:14,429 --> 00:59:15,848
I gotta protect myself.
1048
00:59:15,848 --> 00:59:18,809
Plus, all that talk about murder
freaked me out.
1049
00:59:19,518 --> 00:59:20,435
Okay.
1050
00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:23,522
Trust me, that is not gonna be
making you any safer.
1051
00:59:24,106 --> 00:59:25,024
You have a gun.
1052
00:59:26,441 --> 00:59:28,611
It's a little different.
I'm a professional.
1053
00:59:28,611 --> 00:59:30,029
Mm.
1054
00:59:30,529 --> 00:59:33,574
Well, are you going to show me
how to use it or what?
1055
00:59:33,574 --> 00:59:35,951
- Now?
- Mm-hmm.
1056
00:59:36,786 --> 00:59:38,537
Didn't we have a contract?
1057
00:59:38,537 --> 00:59:40,831
Nothing outside of here matters?
1058
00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:45,670
We have to leave
our love nest at some point.
1059
00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:47,004
Don't we?
1060
00:59:47,963 --> 00:59:49,006
Do we?
1061
00:59:58,558 --> 00:59:59,809
Okay. I suck.
1062
01:00:00,643 --> 01:00:01,811
Self-healing targets.
1063
01:00:01,811 --> 01:00:03,688
Why is this so hard?
1064
01:00:03,688 --> 01:00:04,814
Ah, it just takes practice.
1065
01:00:04,814 --> 01:00:06,899
Why don't you show me, hot shot?
1066
01:00:09,777 --> 01:00:11,445
Well, this distance
1067
01:00:11,445 --> 01:00:14,448
is for weekenders, tourists...
1068
01:00:22,289 --> 01:00:23,916
That's my usual distance.
1069
01:00:29,797 --> 01:00:31,716
Okay, wait. Just hear me out.
1070
01:00:31,716 --> 01:00:35,052
So, if the moon controls the tides, right?
1071
01:00:35,052 --> 01:00:37,054
- Yeah.
- And we're mostly water,
1072
01:00:37,054 --> 01:00:39,264
how could a full moon not affect you?
1073
01:00:39,264 --> 01:00:41,266
Think about it.
1074
01:00:41,266 --> 01:00:43,518
Well, technically, that makes no sense.
1075
01:00:43,518 --> 01:00:45,771
- No, it makes sense.
- No.
1076
01:00:45,771 --> 01:00:49,149
A phase of the moon
has nothing to do with gravity.
1077
01:00:49,149 --> 01:00:50,735
It has to do with shadows.
1078
01:00:50,735 --> 01:00:52,444
A phase is just
how much of the sun's light
1079
01:00:52,444 --> 01:00:54,113
we're blocking on the way to the moon.
1080
01:00:54,113 --> 01:00:57,491
You know, the gravitational relationship
between the moon and Earth,
1081
01:00:57,491 --> 01:00:59,284
these two planetary bodies, is fixed
1082
01:00:59,284 --> 01:01:01,746
so the moon may look different
throughout the month,
1083
01:01:01,746 --> 01:01:04,999
but nothing is actually
changing on Earth, you know?
1084
01:01:04,999 --> 01:01:09,629
Okay, I didn't know I was out
with Neil fuckin' DeGrasse Tyson.
1085
01:01:10,838 --> 01:01:12,840
Gotta keep you guessin'.
1086
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,759
- Let's go dance, white boy.
- Yeah.
1087
01:01:50,044 --> 01:01:52,087
Let's go, get the fuck out of here.
1088
01:01:58,427 --> 01:02:00,680
Ray. Come on, man.
1089
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,472
Madison?
1090
01:02:02,472 --> 01:02:03,766
Fuck...
1091
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,645
- I've been calling you.
- Ray, please.
1092
01:02:07,645 --> 01:02:09,605
Guess your hands have been
too busy to pick up, huh?
1093
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,650
Who the fuck is this?
1094
01:02:13,818 --> 01:02:14,902
I'm her boyfriend.
1095
01:02:15,485 --> 01:02:17,905
Oh, really? Well, I'm her husband.
1096
01:02:17,905 --> 01:02:20,157
- Ray, can we just please keep it--
- What? Keep it what, Maddy?
1097
01:02:20,157 --> 01:02:21,951
No, you tell me. You tell me, Maddy.
1098
01:02:21,951 --> 01:02:23,493
- You want me to keep it cordial?
- Nice to meet you.
1099
01:02:23,493 --> 01:02:24,787
Yeah, you, too, boyfriend!
1100
01:02:25,663 --> 01:02:27,206
Madison, you're pathetic!
1101
01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:29,625
- Hey, you know what? No.
- Ray. Ray!
1102
01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:32,878
No, I'm not done, okay?
Just get the fuck off me.
1103
01:02:32,878 --> 01:02:34,797
I'm just fuckin' around, guys.
1104
01:02:34,797 --> 01:02:36,090
Come on!
1105
01:02:36,090 --> 01:02:39,343
Is it a crime now to have a little fun
with your new friend here?
1106
01:02:39,343 --> 01:02:41,136
Ray, can you just leave us alone?
1107
01:02:41,136 --> 01:02:43,055
Goddamn it, Madison.
Don't walk away from me.
1108
01:02:43,055 --> 01:02:45,099
- Ray.
- Don't you fucking walk away from me,
1109
01:02:45,099 --> 01:02:47,309
you ungrateful bitch! Come here!
1110
01:02:47,309 --> 01:02:49,604
- Shit!
- Apologize, motherfucker.
1111
01:02:49,604 --> 01:02:52,022
Yeah. He said apologize, motherfucker.
1112
01:02:53,190 --> 01:02:55,192
He's a professional. He'll do it.
1113
01:02:55,192 --> 01:02:56,569
Show him.
1114
01:03:00,030 --> 01:03:00,948
Fuck.
1115
01:03:04,785 --> 01:03:05,911
Come on.
1116
01:03:06,453 --> 01:03:07,537
Professional what?
1117
01:03:09,331 --> 01:03:11,000
Yeah. Professional asshole.
1118
01:03:11,834 --> 01:03:14,837
Really moving up in the world,
aren't you, Madison, huh?
1119
01:03:14,837 --> 01:03:17,297
- See you again, professional.
- Come on, Ray, get outta here.
1120
01:03:17,297 --> 01:03:20,300
You know what? Fuck y'all.
You fuckin' deserve each other.
1121
01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:22,720
- Ray, c'mon, dude! Get the fuck out of--
- Shut the fuck up!
1122
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,096
Not fucking cool man!
1123
01:03:25,931 --> 01:03:28,475
I can't get over how amazing that was!
1124
01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:32,271
You... you were incredible.
1125
01:03:32,271 --> 01:03:35,608
That entitled fuck doesn't
back down for anybody.
1126
01:03:36,651 --> 01:03:38,653
Did you see his face?
1127
01:03:38,653 --> 01:03:41,530
- Yeah...
- He just walked.
1128
01:03:45,325 --> 01:03:47,119
That was wild.
1129
01:03:49,789 --> 01:03:51,165
All right, cool guy.
1130
01:03:51,165 --> 01:03:56,587
Nobody, nobody has ever
stood up for me like that.
1131
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,089
Well.
1132
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,639
Here.
1133
01:04:06,639 --> 01:04:07,890
Best date ever.
1134
01:04:09,850 --> 01:04:11,393
Oh.
1135
01:04:11,393 --> 01:04:14,772
- Wow.
- Mm-hmm. Mm.
1136
01:04:14,772 --> 01:04:15,940
That's good.
1137
01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:17,650
Oh, that is so good.
1138
01:04:18,442 --> 01:04:23,573
So, it seems like you and Ray
have different takes on your divorce.
1139
01:04:24,489 --> 01:04:25,866
I'm clear.
1140
01:04:25,866 --> 01:04:28,077
I mean, I can't help it
if he's being all crazy.
1141
01:04:28,077 --> 01:04:29,579
I mean, you saw how crazy he is.
1142
01:04:29,579 --> 01:04:30,705
Yeah.
1143
01:04:32,497 --> 01:04:34,584
You are divorced, though, right?
1144
01:04:36,168 --> 01:04:38,128
Do you see a ring on my finger?
1145
01:04:39,213 --> 01:04:41,048
Do you see a ring on my finger?
1146
01:04:41,632 --> 01:04:42,717
No.
1147
01:04:42,717 --> 01:04:44,051
Exactly.
1148
01:04:46,971 --> 01:04:49,056
I mean, it's just like,
what are the chances
1149
01:04:49,056 --> 01:04:51,767
that the same club we're at
is the same club he's at?
1150
01:04:51,767 --> 01:04:53,853
Okay, what's up with all these questions?
1151
01:04:55,855 --> 01:04:56,939
Fine!
1152
01:04:58,398 --> 01:04:59,609
I fucked up.
1153
01:05:00,359 --> 01:05:02,069
I broke our contract.
1154
01:05:05,865 --> 01:05:11,662
But I will happily, happily sign
a new one when we get home...
1155
01:05:21,756 --> 01:05:23,215
All right. Well, you seem upset.
1156
01:05:23,215 --> 01:05:28,012
I'm not upset
with me pulling a gun on some dickhead.
1157
01:05:28,012 --> 01:05:29,805
It's not a big deal.
1158
01:05:29,805 --> 01:05:32,516
I'm just saying,
you don't see me bringing you
1159
01:05:32,516 --> 01:05:34,644
to where all my friends and
former lovers are hanging out.
1160
01:05:34,644 --> 01:05:36,478
We just gotta keep this clean.
1161
01:05:36,478 --> 01:05:38,606
It was a coincidence!
1162
01:05:38,606 --> 01:05:41,609
Whoa. What the fuck?
1163
01:05:41,609 --> 01:05:43,778
Looky who's here.
1164
01:05:43,778 --> 01:05:45,571
I thought that was you.
1165
01:05:49,074 --> 01:05:50,284
What's up?
1166
01:05:50,284 --> 01:05:52,327
Oh, I'm just grabbing some takeout.
1167
01:05:52,327 --> 01:05:55,164
Saw you across the way. I mean, what, huh?
1168
01:05:55,164 --> 01:05:57,541
What are the odds of this? This is crazy.
1169
01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:00,586
Are you gonna introduce me to your friend?
1170
01:06:04,799 --> 01:06:06,676
- Jasper.
- Madison.
1171
01:06:06,676 --> 01:06:08,260
Madison.
1172
01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:09,679
Madison?
1173
01:06:11,013 --> 01:06:12,222
Madison...
1174
01:06:13,473 --> 01:06:16,310
Have we met before?
You just look so familiar.
1175
01:06:16,894 --> 01:06:18,103
No.
1176
01:06:18,103 --> 01:06:20,189
No, I don't think so.
1177
01:06:23,317 --> 01:06:25,945
Ugh. Whatever. Maybe it'll come to me...
1178
01:06:25,945 --> 01:06:27,863
Maybe it will.
1179
01:06:28,447 --> 01:06:31,450
Okay. Well, I'll let you guys
get back to your dessert.
1180
01:06:31,450 --> 01:06:32,952
Just wanted to say hi.
1181
01:06:33,619 --> 01:06:35,204
Have a good night.
1182
01:06:35,788 --> 01:06:36,956
Enjoy the weekend.
1183
01:06:38,082 --> 01:06:39,541
Good to see ya.
1184
01:06:39,541 --> 01:06:40,668
All right.
1185
01:06:40,668 --> 01:06:42,419
- Bye!
- Bye.
1186
01:06:43,921 --> 01:06:45,840
Oh.
1187
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:48,467
Now, that was a coincidence.
1188
01:06:50,761 --> 01:06:52,096
Who's he?
1189
01:06:54,849 --> 01:06:57,977
Just some guy I used to work with.
1190
01:06:59,687 --> 01:07:06,110
So, ex-husband, ex-coworker...
1191
01:07:07,695 --> 01:07:08,904
are we even?
1192
01:07:09,529 --> 01:07:10,698
No.
1193
01:07:10,698 --> 01:07:12,116
Yes.
1194
01:07:13,158 --> 01:07:14,869
I'll sign the contract again.
1195
01:07:27,923 --> 01:07:31,468
What are we doing?
I got no notice. I got no research.
1196
01:07:31,468 --> 01:07:32,845
Feel like I'm going in naked.
1197
01:07:32,845 --> 01:07:35,389
Well, this is when you actually
have to be good at your job.
1198
01:07:35,389 --> 01:07:38,225
Halloween's over.
No more costumes, man.
1199
01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:40,561
All right. We did not get much on him.
1200
01:07:40,561 --> 01:07:42,980
We didn't even have time
to get a Title III warrant,
1201
01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:44,439
so it's audio only.
1202
01:07:44,439 --> 01:07:45,816
His name is Mike.
1203
01:07:45,816 --> 01:07:47,985
He's already in there waiting,
and he seems a little volatile.
1204
01:07:47,985 --> 01:07:50,112
Woo-hoo! This is gettin' scary.
1205
01:07:50,112 --> 01:07:52,239
Wait, do we even know
what this guy looks like?
1206
01:07:52,239 --> 01:07:54,283
No, but he said
he'd be the guy sitting alone
1207
01:07:54,283 --> 01:07:55,826
reading "Catcher in the Rye."
1208
01:07:55,826 --> 01:07:58,162
Which, historically speaking,
is never a good sign.
1209
01:07:58,162 --> 01:07:59,914
It's gonna be fine, Gary.
1210
01:07:59,914 --> 01:08:01,290
You could do this in your sleep.
1211
01:08:01,290 --> 01:08:03,417
Just another pussy
too scared to do it himself.
1212
01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:04,710
You got this, G.
1213
01:08:06,170 --> 01:08:08,088
Okay.
1214
01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:09,381
Enjoy your breakfast.
1215
01:08:37,367 --> 01:08:38,410
Mike?
1216
01:08:38,410 --> 01:08:39,579
Yeah. Judd?
1217
01:08:39,579 --> 01:08:42,414
Eyes forward!
It's for your own protection.
1218
01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:47,544
So, tell me, Mike, how can I help you?
1219
01:08:48,128 --> 01:08:49,672
- So you're...?
- I am.
1220
01:08:53,092 --> 01:08:54,134
And you...?
1221
01:08:54,134 --> 01:08:55,595
I do.
1222
01:08:57,471 --> 01:08:59,765
So, tell me what you're thinking.
1223
01:08:59,765 --> 01:09:02,017
Unless you came here for the pancakes.
1224
01:09:03,477 --> 01:09:04,645
My wife.
1225
01:09:08,315 --> 01:09:10,067
What'd you have in mind?
1226
01:09:10,067 --> 01:09:13,863
What do you think? Slut's killing me.
1227
01:09:15,155 --> 01:09:17,491
I can't live just knowing she's out there...
1228
01:09:18,576 --> 01:09:20,077
with someone else.
1229
01:09:21,829 --> 01:09:25,374
So, now I'm here... with you.
1230
01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:29,712
So why do you need me?
1231
01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:32,214
Why aren't you taking care
of this shit yourself?
1232
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,634
Oh, believe me, I want to,
1233
01:09:35,926 --> 01:09:39,346
but we're going through
a divorce right now.
1234
01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:42,266
And I'd be the number one suspect.
1235
01:09:42,933 --> 01:09:47,229
So, I need the perfect front,
you know, the perfect alibi.
1236
01:09:49,273 --> 01:09:51,525
So, you're not technically divorced yet?
1237
01:09:53,736 --> 01:09:55,905
What's it to you?
1238
01:09:57,489 --> 01:09:59,408
Oh, I forgot to mention, too. It's...
1239
01:09:59,408 --> 01:10:02,036
Well, it might be a twofer.
1240
01:10:02,036 --> 01:10:03,996
She's got this new boyfriend.
1241
01:10:04,622 --> 01:10:06,498
He's a real douche.
1242
01:10:09,043 --> 01:10:10,169
And?
1243
01:10:11,378 --> 01:10:14,339
And, if he's there,
you can take him out, too.
1244
01:10:17,384 --> 01:10:19,344
I've got no problem with that.
1245
01:10:19,344 --> 01:10:20,971
It's gonna cost you more.
1246
01:10:20,971 --> 01:10:22,431
You good with it?
1247
01:10:22,431 --> 01:10:25,017
Yeah, fuck em' both.
1248
01:10:26,143 --> 01:10:27,269
Done.
1249
01:10:28,062 --> 01:10:29,229
You bring the money?
1250
01:10:30,022 --> 01:10:33,150
Yeah, it's right here.
Should be enough for both of them.
1251
01:10:37,237 --> 01:10:40,282
I have a special request, though.
1252
01:10:42,743 --> 01:10:44,453
I'm in the service business.
1253
01:10:48,916 --> 01:10:52,878
When you do it, I want her to know why.
1254
01:10:54,254 --> 01:10:59,093
Right before you do it,
look her in the eye and say,
1255
01:10:59,093 --> 01:11:01,178
"This is from your loving husband."
1256
01:11:04,348 --> 01:11:07,101
I want that to be the last thing
she fuckin' hears.
1257
01:11:14,274 --> 01:11:15,901
You know what?
1258
01:11:15,901 --> 01:11:18,237
Maybe I'll throw in
the boyfriend for free.
1259
01:11:19,321 --> 01:11:20,698
What the fuck?
1260
01:11:20,698 --> 01:11:23,075
What? It's very simple.
1261
01:11:23,075 --> 01:11:25,745
You give me the money.
I'll take care of it.
1262
01:11:26,954 --> 01:11:28,748
I'll take care of this shit myself.
1263
01:11:32,710 --> 01:11:33,753
What the hell was that about?
1264
01:11:33,753 --> 01:11:36,714
I don't know. He just freaked out.
1265
01:11:36,714 --> 01:11:38,257
Happens...
1266
01:11:38,257 --> 01:11:39,759
Does it?
1267
01:11:43,679 --> 01:11:46,015
...right now. But leave a message.
1268
01:11:47,099 --> 01:11:49,894
All right. Madison,
if you get this, stay out of the house.
1269
01:11:49,894 --> 01:11:52,021
All right? I'm hearing some stuff
about Ray. Just call--
1270
01:11:55,024 --> 01:11:56,108
What the fuck was that?
1271
01:11:56,108 --> 01:11:57,568
- What?
- What?
1272
01:11:57,568 --> 01:12:00,655
What do you mean what?
The guy just bolts out?
1273
01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:03,032
I don't know. He panicked.
1274
01:12:03,032 --> 01:12:04,408
Well, you can't win 'em all.
1275
01:12:04,408 --> 01:12:07,828
No, you sure can't with that attitude.
If they're uneasy, you put 'em at ease.
1276
01:12:07,828 --> 01:12:10,665
From my perspective,
you're getting a little sloppy.
1277
01:12:13,083 --> 01:12:14,459
Maybe so.
1278
01:12:16,671 --> 01:12:20,633
Look, I wanted to talk with you
about the other night...
1279
01:12:21,466 --> 01:12:24,053
Oh? What about it?
1280
01:12:26,681 --> 01:12:27,640
Oh, her?
1281
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:30,851
Hey, I get it, man.
It all makes sense to me now.
1282
01:12:30,851 --> 01:12:32,937
It's cool.
1283
01:12:32,937 --> 01:12:34,814
I've fucked my share of suspects.
1284
01:12:34,814 --> 01:12:38,192
It's no big deal. It's good for ya.
1285
01:12:38,192 --> 01:12:41,236
I just ran into her. All right?
1286
01:12:41,236 --> 01:12:43,447
She was just thanking me
for steering her in the right direction.
1287
01:12:43,447 --> 01:12:46,241
Uh huh, I bet she was.
1288
01:12:48,243 --> 01:12:51,163
I just don't want things
to get misconstrued.
1289
01:12:51,163 --> 01:12:52,206
Gary...
1290
01:12:53,373 --> 01:12:55,084
you can trust me.
1291
01:12:57,670 --> 01:12:59,129
Wait, wait...
1292
01:13:00,214 --> 01:13:03,008
Just tell me this one more time.
He's trying to put out a hit on me?
1293
01:13:03,008 --> 01:13:05,510
Yes! He's trying to hire me to kill you!
1294
01:13:05,510 --> 01:13:07,512
What do you not get
about that? We gotta go.
1295
01:13:08,097 --> 01:13:10,390
- And he saw you in person?
- Yeah.
1296
01:13:11,266 --> 01:13:13,894
- And he knows what you do?
- Yeah.
1297
01:13:15,896 --> 01:13:17,231
So, are you gonna kill me?
1298
01:13:19,524 --> 01:13:20,651
What are you talking about?
1299
01:13:21,235 --> 01:13:23,112
Are you gonna kill me?
1300
01:13:24,529 --> 01:13:25,573
No.
1301
01:13:26,907 --> 01:13:29,201
Then I have nothing to worry about.
1302
01:13:34,123 --> 01:13:35,916
I think he might do it himself.
1303
01:13:35,916 --> 01:13:37,627
No, he won't.
1304
01:13:38,836 --> 01:13:40,170
He won't. He won't.
1305
01:13:41,421 --> 01:13:45,885
Okay. So, I ask the modern-day jury,
what is your verdict?
1306
01:13:48,178 --> 01:13:51,015
We've decided on life without parole.
1307
01:13:51,932 --> 01:13:54,059
How very modern of you.
1308
01:13:54,059 --> 01:13:56,061
How did you arrive at this conclusion?
1309
01:13:56,061 --> 01:14:00,149
Well, even though we felt this person
is guilty of a heinous act,
1310
01:14:00,149 --> 01:14:03,193
we don't think a state-sanctioned killing
accomplishes anything,
1311
01:14:03,193 --> 01:14:05,780
and only causes more pain and suffering.
1312
01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:06,739
Okay.
1313
01:14:07,406 --> 01:14:09,491
It's a nice example of a legal system
1314
01:14:09,491 --> 01:14:11,952
set up to respond
to the will of its citizens.
1315
01:14:12,536 --> 01:14:17,041
Now, let's jump back in time
to our Paleolithic friends,
1316
01:14:17,041 --> 01:14:20,544
25,000 years ago,
where things are very different.
1317
01:14:20,544 --> 01:14:21,962
You have no jury.
1318
01:14:21,962 --> 01:14:23,923
You have no official legal system.
1319
01:14:23,923 --> 01:14:26,258
You're just a nomadic community.
1320
01:14:26,258 --> 01:14:29,136
So, what are you gonna do
about your problem,
1321
01:14:29,136 --> 01:14:33,057
this existential threat
in the form of your unhinged leader
1322
01:14:33,057 --> 01:14:34,433
who's invading other tribes?
1323
01:14:34,433 --> 01:14:37,311
He's killing. He's raping. He's pillaging.
1324
01:14:37,311 --> 01:14:40,230
Seems like he's gonna get you all killed.
1325
01:14:40,230 --> 01:14:42,232
What are your options?
1326
01:14:42,232 --> 01:14:44,234
We're kinda mixed.
1327
01:14:44,234 --> 01:14:45,986
Some of us think we should exile him--
1328
01:14:45,986 --> 01:14:48,864
We don't have the means to exile him.
We gonna put him on a boat?
1329
01:14:48,864 --> 01:14:50,199
The majority of us...
1330
01:14:51,241 --> 01:14:52,952
want to eliminate him.
1331
01:14:52,952 --> 01:14:55,913
Whatever we have to do
for our own survival.
1332
01:14:56,622 --> 01:14:59,499
- Whoo. Don't mess with Jerren.
1333
01:14:59,499 --> 01:15:01,168
So, how do you solve this problem?
1334
01:15:01,168 --> 01:15:02,544
Execution.
1335
01:15:03,337 --> 01:15:04,797
That's ruthless,
1336
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:09,009
but historically,
potentially the right choice.
1337
01:15:09,009 --> 01:15:12,054
There's been a lot of scholarship
on this very subject recently.
1338
01:15:12,054 --> 01:15:15,474
And the new thinking is
that these kind of targeted killings
1339
01:15:15,474 --> 01:15:19,186
actually play a larger part in our
social evolution than previously thought.
1340
01:15:19,186 --> 01:15:23,774
This impulse to weed out
these destabilizing forces
1341
01:15:23,774 --> 01:15:28,487
is likely a dark thread
in our historical DNA.
1342
01:15:28,487 --> 01:15:30,906
These killings were thought
to have served a twofold purpose.
1343
01:15:30,906 --> 01:15:33,993
They not only protected
social coherence and norms,
1344
01:15:33,993 --> 01:15:37,830
but also eliminated
a certain kind of abusive
1345
01:15:37,830 --> 01:15:40,124
and uncooperative person
from the gene pool.
1346
01:15:40,124 --> 01:15:42,542
Excuse me. When did our professor get hot?
1347
01:15:42,542 --> 01:15:43,836
I know.
1348
01:15:44,544 --> 01:15:47,172
And you'll get those comp stats
over to Headquarters this afternoon?
1349
01:15:47,172 --> 01:15:48,591
Mm-hmm.
1350
01:15:51,051 --> 01:15:52,469
They know about the body?
1351
01:15:52,469 --> 01:15:54,471
No. I haven't had a chance
to tell them yet.
1352
01:15:54,471 --> 01:15:55,890
What body?
1353
01:15:55,890 --> 01:15:56,974
You remember the lady came in,
1354
01:15:56,974 --> 01:15:59,018
trying to have her husband
killed, that we let go?
1355
01:15:59,018 --> 01:16:00,686
No, that he let go.
1356
01:16:00,686 --> 01:16:03,105
Madison Figueroa Masters.
1357
01:16:03,105 --> 01:16:04,607
Ah, the one you were Ron.
1358
01:16:04,607 --> 01:16:06,734
Yeah, her husband was just found dead.
1359
01:16:08,861 --> 01:16:11,238
I'm sorry. What happened? Where?
1360
01:16:11,238 --> 01:16:14,324
The body was found
in Cabbage Alley off Chef Menteur.
1361
01:16:14,324 --> 01:16:15,868
Possible drug deal gone bad.
1362
01:16:15,868 --> 01:16:18,871
Single bullet to the aorta. A .38.
1363
01:16:27,087 --> 01:16:27,922
Gary?
1364
01:16:30,925 --> 01:16:33,218
Yeah. When I was researching our guy,
1365
01:16:33,218 --> 01:16:36,388
seemed like he had
a lot of drug problems, so...
1366
01:16:38,766 --> 01:16:40,184
Any suspects?
1367
01:16:40,184 --> 01:16:42,477
Not really. Sounds like
she and the husband got into it
1368
01:16:42,477 --> 01:16:44,271
outside of a bar called Virgo's,
1369
01:16:44,271 --> 01:16:46,356
and then the guy she was with
pulled a gun on him.
1370
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,610
Did we ID that guy?
1371
01:16:50,194 --> 01:16:51,153
Not yet.
1372
01:16:54,406 --> 01:16:57,827
Maybe it's a new boyfriend or something?
1373
01:16:58,869 --> 01:17:01,789
Should we go
try to find this guy, talk to him?
1374
01:17:01,789 --> 01:17:03,457
I'm liking that.
1375
01:17:03,457 --> 01:17:04,917
Let us know what you find out.
1376
01:17:04,917 --> 01:17:08,754
I think Johnson and I
should tag-team this.
1377
01:17:08,754 --> 01:17:11,048
Is that all right if I bring him?
1378
01:17:11,924 --> 01:17:12,758
Sure.
1379
01:17:12,758 --> 01:17:14,384
Are you cool with it, Gary?
1380
01:17:16,929 --> 01:17:18,388
Yeah.
1381
01:17:46,959 --> 01:17:48,085
What are you doing?
1382
01:17:48,085 --> 01:17:50,004
Looking for the boyfriend.
1383
01:17:56,176 --> 01:17:57,887
Oh, shit! I found him!
1384
01:17:57,887 --> 01:17:59,555
Fuck! I'm good.
1385
01:17:59,555 --> 01:18:02,016
Come on! What are we doing here?
1386
01:18:02,016 --> 01:18:05,310
Hey. Look, I'm not going to tell anybody.
1387
01:18:05,310 --> 01:18:06,436
Tell 'em what?
1388
01:18:06,436 --> 01:18:08,731
So, I ran into her again.
Doesn't mean I'm the boyfriend.
1389
01:18:08,731 --> 01:18:10,482
Doesn't mean I have
anything to do with anything.
1390
01:18:10,482 --> 01:18:11,817
Whoa, whoa.
1391
01:18:11,817 --> 01:18:13,986
Whoa. So defensive.
1392
01:18:13,986 --> 01:18:16,906
Look, nobody's accusing you of anything.
1393
01:18:16,906 --> 01:18:21,243
I was just wondering if you knew this guy?
1394
01:18:22,161 --> 01:18:23,621
If he looked familiar?
1395
01:18:25,790 --> 01:18:28,918
Yeah, that was the guy
that ran out of the restaurant.
1396
01:18:28,918 --> 01:18:31,086
What was his name? Mike?
1397
01:18:31,086 --> 01:18:34,298
Ray. He's Madison's husband.
1398
01:18:34,298 --> 01:18:35,424
Right?
1399
01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:39,053
Right.
1400
01:18:40,470 --> 01:18:43,307
You see, I went back and listened
to that conversation that you guys had,
1401
01:18:43,307 --> 01:18:48,854
and it just took on a whole different
layer of meaning for me.
1402
01:18:48,854 --> 01:18:53,192
You really knew what button to push
with that whole boyfriend line, huh?
1403
01:18:53,192 --> 01:18:54,109
Huh?
1404
01:18:54,109 --> 01:18:55,945
What are you getting at?
1405
01:18:58,488 --> 01:19:00,741
Nothing. It's just...
1406
01:19:00,741 --> 01:19:03,327
Hey, look, we're friends, right, Gary?
1407
01:19:03,327 --> 01:19:05,120
Let you in on something.
1408
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:09,917
Over the years,
I've sort of learned to follow my nose
1409
01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:14,504
on these hunches that I have, and usually
something turns up pretty interesting.
1410
01:19:16,090 --> 01:19:17,341
Valuable.
1411
01:19:17,925 --> 01:19:19,301
Let me know what you find.
1412
01:19:21,637 --> 01:19:22,680
Maybe.
1413
01:19:24,306 --> 01:19:25,766
All right. Well...
1414
01:19:26,892 --> 01:19:28,769
I don't know. Nothing here.
1415
01:19:35,234 --> 01:19:36,652
You scared me.
1416
01:19:37,987 --> 01:19:39,113
Hi.
1417
01:19:42,116 --> 01:19:43,826
Why are you looking at me like that?
1418
01:19:44,994 --> 01:19:46,453
Like what?
1419
01:19:46,453 --> 01:19:48,956
You're looking at me
like something's wrong.
1420
01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:50,833
Is something wrong?
1421
01:19:53,085 --> 01:19:54,920
Anything out of the ordinary?
1422
01:19:55,713 --> 01:19:57,381
Okay, what are you doing?
1423
01:19:57,381 --> 01:19:59,424
Look, Ron, it's too early for this shit.
1424
01:19:59,424 --> 01:20:01,051
Did you hear about Ray?
1425
01:20:03,638 --> 01:20:05,472
That he's dead?
1426
01:20:05,472 --> 01:20:06,599
Yeah.
1427
01:20:07,808 --> 01:20:09,268
How do you know about that?
1428
01:20:09,268 --> 01:20:10,728
I just know.
1429
01:20:11,812 --> 01:20:16,400
Were you ever going to tell me?
You just didn't think it would come up?
1430
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,110
Yeah, but who told you?
1431
01:20:19,862 --> 01:20:21,822
This is sort of my area.
1432
01:20:21,822 --> 01:20:24,199
You know, I listen to police scanners.
1433
01:20:24,199 --> 01:20:26,493
I tend to know
who's being killed in this town.
1434
01:20:28,328 --> 01:20:31,206
I'm wondering if you're okay
'cause you seem weirdly okay.
1435
01:20:31,206 --> 01:20:33,167
I was obviously going to tell you.
1436
01:20:35,753 --> 01:20:38,756
It's just that I'm still
just processing it all.
1437
01:20:41,133 --> 01:20:43,218
I don't really know what to do with it.
1438
01:20:43,218 --> 01:20:46,346
You know, it's a weird position to be in.
1439
01:20:46,346 --> 01:20:49,266
Am I supposed to be playing
the role of a grieving widow?
1440
01:20:49,266 --> 01:20:52,519
Well, I don't know how to pretend.
1441
01:20:53,854 --> 01:20:55,898
Was he a good guy? No.
1442
01:20:56,691 --> 01:20:59,985
Did I love him?
I mean, I loved him.
1443
01:21:01,528 --> 01:21:03,906
Just-- people grieve in different ways.
1444
01:21:06,116 --> 01:21:09,954
I just have to know.
Did you have anything to do with this?
1445
01:21:09,954 --> 01:21:13,373
Why the fuck would I have
anything to do with this?
1446
01:21:13,373 --> 01:21:15,292
What motive? You think--
1447
01:21:15,292 --> 01:21:18,629
I'm the one who talked you out of
killing him in the first place, remember?
1448
01:21:18,629 --> 01:21:20,464
What, you think
I'm just out there on my own
1449
01:21:20,464 --> 01:21:21,966
killing people for no money?
1450
01:21:21,966 --> 01:21:23,467
Okay.
1451
01:21:25,094 --> 01:21:26,637
I just had to ask.
1452
01:21:30,683 --> 01:21:32,059
I'm sorry.
1453
01:21:35,646 --> 01:21:37,231
It's okay. I'm--
1454
01:21:38,816 --> 01:21:40,317
I understand.
1455
01:21:47,032 --> 01:21:48,367
Come here.
1456
01:21:51,746 --> 01:21:53,497
I'm really happy you're here.
1457
01:21:53,497 --> 01:21:54,790
Me, too.
1458
01:21:57,334 --> 01:21:59,253
So, what happened?
1459
01:21:59,253 --> 01:22:01,046
Police call you to let you know?
1460
01:22:01,046 --> 01:22:03,090
Yeah.
1461
01:22:03,090 --> 01:22:06,301
And what are they saying?
Any suspects? Arrests?
1462
01:22:07,511 --> 01:22:11,641
They think there was a drug deal going on.
They just found him shot.
1463
01:22:15,185 --> 01:22:16,687
I'm so scared.
1464
01:22:16,687 --> 01:22:18,689
I know.
1465
01:22:18,689 --> 01:22:20,190
It's so weird,
1466
01:22:22,359 --> 01:22:23,819
so out of the blue.
1467
01:22:27,531 --> 01:22:30,367
But you don't have to be scared.
Why would you be scared?
1468
01:22:33,663 --> 01:22:35,080
Because I killed him.
1469
01:22:41,796 --> 01:22:43,380
You killed him?
1470
01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:44,882
Yeah.
1471
01:22:47,176 --> 01:22:49,136
- Why would you do that?
1472
01:22:50,262 --> 01:22:52,723
You told me yourself.
He was gonna come and kill me!
1473
01:22:53,849 --> 01:22:56,727
So, he was attacking you.
It was like self-defense.
1474
01:22:57,311 --> 01:23:00,272
- Technically...
- Technically, what? What was he doing?
1475
01:23:00,272 --> 01:23:03,984
He was either passed out or asleep.
1476
01:23:04,694 --> 01:23:06,445
And you killed him?
1477
01:23:06,445 --> 01:23:07,697
Yeah.
1478
01:23:07,697 --> 01:23:10,199
I made a story, and they're believing it.
1479
01:23:10,199 --> 01:23:12,201
Oh, my God...
1480
01:23:12,201 --> 01:23:15,955
Oh, my God!
1481
01:23:16,914 --> 01:23:18,708
Why are you getting
so worked up about this?
1482
01:23:18,708 --> 01:23:20,751
- You do this shit all the time.
- I don't do this all the time.
1483
01:23:20,751 --> 01:23:23,378
I've never done this.
I've never killed anyone.
1484
01:23:23,378 --> 01:23:25,756
What are you talking about?
1485
01:23:25,756 --> 01:23:27,216
I'm a fake hitman.
1486
01:23:29,635 --> 01:23:34,014
That's why I didn't put you away.
I didn't have you arrested.
1487
01:23:34,014 --> 01:23:37,643
Because I was working undercover.
1488
01:23:37,643 --> 01:23:39,186
You're a cop?
1489
01:23:39,186 --> 01:23:40,896
No. I--
1490
01:23:44,149 --> 01:23:46,861
I teach at a college.
This hitman thing's just a part-time gig
1491
01:23:46,861 --> 01:23:48,613
that's gotten out of hand.
1492
01:23:48,613 --> 01:23:51,240
So, you've been lying to me
this whole time?
1493
01:23:55,035 --> 01:23:56,495
I was stuck.
1494
01:23:58,205 --> 01:24:01,458
I didn't want to lose you,
and you met Ron first.
1495
01:24:01,458 --> 01:24:03,252
And you liked Ron...
1496
01:24:04,003 --> 01:24:07,339
I liked Ron.
So, I didn't want to show you Gary.
1497
01:24:07,339 --> 01:24:09,049
Who the fuck is Gary?
1498
01:24:10,050 --> 01:24:10,968
I'm Gary.
1499
01:24:11,802 --> 01:24:13,303
I don't even know your name?
1500
01:24:13,303 --> 01:24:15,139
My real name is Gary Johnson.
1501
01:24:16,891 --> 01:24:18,934
- Gary?
- I know!
1502
01:24:20,645 --> 01:24:22,146
- Oh.
- Sorry.
1503
01:24:22,146 --> 01:24:24,356
- They've called three times.
- Oh.
1504
01:24:25,149 --> 01:24:28,986
Something must be going on.
A situation probably...
1505
01:24:28,986 --> 01:24:30,571
Hey, how's it going, Claude?
1506
01:24:30,571 --> 01:24:33,741
Gary, where are you?
We need you back at the station now.
1507
01:24:33,741 --> 01:24:35,910
- Now?
- Yes, now.
1508
01:24:35,910 --> 01:24:38,412
We got a new development
on this Madison Masters.
1509
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:42,958
Okay. I'll be right there.
1510
01:24:43,918 --> 01:24:45,419
I'm sorry.
1511
01:24:45,419 --> 01:24:48,756
I gotta handle something really quickly,
and then I'm gonna be right back...
1512
01:24:48,756 --> 01:24:49,840
Don't.
1513
01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:54,595
Just leave, whatever your name is.
1514
01:24:57,431 --> 01:25:01,101
I might have walked in as Ron,
but I left as Gary.
1515
01:25:06,065 --> 01:25:08,192
Johnson's here! Phil, briefing room.
1516
01:25:11,028 --> 01:25:12,822
Wait 'til you hear this.
1517
01:25:12,822 --> 01:25:15,157
Hey! Lookin' good, Gary.
1518
01:25:22,164 --> 01:25:23,624
Glad you could make it.
1519
01:25:26,001 --> 01:25:29,004
This is looking more and more
like we messed this up.
1520
01:25:29,004 --> 01:25:32,257
Madison Figueroa
is now the number one suspect.
1521
01:25:33,759 --> 01:25:35,135
- Really?
- Really.
1522
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:36,679
Have a seat.
1523
01:25:38,513 --> 01:25:40,600
Tell him what we just found out.
1524
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:41,642
About six months ago,
1525
01:25:41,642 --> 01:25:44,311
Ray Masters increased
his life insurance policy
1526
01:25:44,311 --> 01:25:45,980
by one million dollars.
1527
01:25:47,022 --> 01:25:51,318
A policy in which, of course,
the wife was named the sole beneficiary.
1528
01:25:51,318 --> 01:25:52,277
Hm.
1529
01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:54,989
Now, the policy pre-dates
the initial solicitation attempt,
1530
01:25:54,989 --> 01:25:58,075
but Homicide now believes there might be
some connective tissue here.
1531
01:25:58,075 --> 01:26:01,161
Maybe after your meeting,
she coerced someone else to do it,
1532
01:26:01,161 --> 01:26:02,496
or she did it herself.
1533
01:26:02,496 --> 01:26:03,914
That's what happens
when you let someone off the hook.
1534
01:26:03,914 --> 01:26:05,040
Not helpful.
1535
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,917
And that was a long time ago.
1536
01:26:09,169 --> 01:26:13,215
Gary, did you ever talk to her again
after that time at the Please U?
1537
01:26:13,215 --> 01:26:16,677
Yeah. Actually, I did.
1538
01:26:16,677 --> 01:26:18,971
You did? When?
1539
01:26:18,971 --> 01:26:21,098
Yeah, I ran into her at Ted's Frostop.
1540
01:26:21,098 --> 01:26:24,309
She just thanked me for helping her out,
giving her good advice.
1541
01:26:25,477 --> 01:26:27,938
Actually, that was the night
I ran into you.
1542
01:26:27,938 --> 01:26:29,398
You talked to her.
1543
01:26:31,441 --> 01:26:32,735
You talked to her, too?
1544
01:26:35,738 --> 01:26:37,740
I didn't realize that was her.
1545
01:26:37,740 --> 01:26:39,825
Yeah, that was Madison.
1546
01:26:40,409 --> 01:26:41,243
Huh.
1547
01:26:42,620 --> 01:26:43,663
Huh.
1548
01:26:43,663 --> 01:26:46,999
So, do you think she could be
involved in his murder?
1549
01:26:48,542 --> 01:26:51,754
I mean, there's always a chance,
but I would be very surprised.
1550
01:26:51,754 --> 01:26:55,716
She just seemed so happy.
She left her husband.
1551
01:26:55,716 --> 01:26:57,176
She got her own place.
1552
01:26:58,886 --> 01:27:00,930
And just seemed like
she was doing really well.
1553
01:27:03,473 --> 01:27:05,392
So, what are we doin' next here, guys?
1554
01:27:06,561 --> 01:27:10,856
Well, we could pull her in
for questioning at any time.
1555
01:27:10,856 --> 01:27:13,233
She'll probably
just get a lawyer, clam up...
1556
01:27:13,233 --> 01:27:14,735
and if she's really behind this,
1557
01:27:14,735 --> 01:27:17,655
she's probably got her lies
and alibis in order. You know.
1558
01:27:17,655 --> 01:27:21,659
I'm thinking we got a one-time opportunity
to get the unvarnished story from her.
1559
01:27:24,411 --> 01:27:25,663
This guy.
1560
01:27:26,538 --> 01:27:28,040
- Me?
- Yeah.
1561
01:27:29,499 --> 01:27:34,213
Question, when you ran into her,
1562
01:27:34,213 --> 01:27:36,716
were you Gary, or were you the hitman?
1563
01:27:36,716 --> 01:27:39,051
Which one were you
going under on that one?
1564
01:27:39,051 --> 01:27:40,510
Ron.
1565
01:27:41,554 --> 01:27:43,764
Okay, so you're still
Ron, the hitman, to her?
1566
01:27:44,807 --> 01:27:46,183
Who else would I be?
1567
01:27:48,603 --> 01:27:51,981
This is great.
I mean, look, she forever knows
1568
01:27:51,981 --> 01:27:55,150
that he knows
that she wanted to kill the guy,
1569
01:27:55,150 --> 01:27:59,029
and she must like him or trust him enough
1570
01:27:59,029 --> 01:28:02,032
to be sharing a sundae at Ted's Frostop.
1571
01:28:02,032 --> 01:28:05,786
I mean, let's face it, huh?
They got the goods on each other.
1572
01:28:05,786 --> 01:28:08,664
I mean, she would never
in a million years suspect
1573
01:28:08,664 --> 01:28:10,249
he's recording their conversation.
1574
01:28:10,249 --> 01:28:12,292
I think we got an opportunity here.
1575
01:28:14,253 --> 01:28:19,842
So, we manufacture a random encounter
where he gets her talking.
1576
01:28:19,842 --> 01:28:21,051
Not random.
1577
01:28:21,802 --> 01:28:24,555
Surprise encounter.
1578
01:28:24,555 --> 01:28:27,057
I say we put a wire on Gary,
1579
01:28:27,642 --> 01:28:29,518
and we go in now.
1580
01:28:30,728 --> 01:28:35,816
Look, I'm thinking you can just
play this as a concerned check-in.
1581
01:28:35,816 --> 01:28:38,611
You read about the husband's death,
1582
01:28:38,611 --> 01:28:42,156
and you're up front
about why you want to talk with her.
1583
01:28:45,701 --> 01:28:47,244
I'm liking this.
1584
01:28:47,244 --> 01:28:51,040
There's no tellin' what she'll say,
but once you get her talking,
1585
01:28:51,040 --> 01:28:53,083
you'll be able to tell
if she's lying to you.
1586
01:28:53,083 --> 01:28:54,209
Exactly.
1587
01:28:54,209 --> 01:28:56,128
You good with that, Gary?
1588
01:28:56,712 --> 01:28:58,213
I think it's a good plan.
1589
01:28:59,048 --> 01:29:00,174
Very good.
1590
01:29:00,883 --> 01:29:02,509
So, you send me the address.
1591
01:29:03,093 --> 01:29:04,386
I'll meet you over there.
1592
01:29:05,054 --> 01:29:06,889
- Let's nail her.
- No, I'll ride with you.
1593
01:29:06,889 --> 01:29:08,849
I'll get you prepped.
1594
01:29:08,849 --> 01:29:10,309
See you guys in the van.
1595
01:29:17,482 --> 01:29:18,651
You good?
1596
01:29:20,027 --> 01:29:21,654
Yeah.
1597
01:29:22,572 --> 01:29:24,489
Okay.
1598
01:29:26,033 --> 01:29:29,787
You're making me nervous.
1599
01:29:39,088 --> 01:29:40,923
Really? Does he need that?
1600
01:29:40,923 --> 01:29:43,551
Yeah. I wanna be in his ear on this one.
1601
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:45,803
Go get her, Ron!
1602
01:29:52,059 --> 01:29:52,893
Hey.
1603
01:29:54,729 --> 01:29:55,688
I got you.
1604
01:30:01,902 --> 01:30:03,278
You guys there?
1605
01:30:03,278 --> 01:30:04,404
Can you guys hear me?
1606
01:30:04,404 --> 01:30:05,447
Loud and clear.
1607
01:30:06,156 --> 01:30:07,324
Your ears working?
1608
01:30:07,324 --> 01:30:09,577
- Yep.
- Great.
1609
01:30:09,577 --> 01:30:12,622
Remember, audio only,
gotta get a good recording.
1610
01:30:12,622 --> 01:30:13,706
Got it.
1611
01:30:22,506 --> 01:30:23,633
We gotta talk.
1612
01:30:24,717 --> 01:30:25,760
There's a bunch of shit coming down
1613
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:28,554
that we gotta figure out quick,
or we are both fucked.
1614
01:30:28,554 --> 01:30:29,639
Wait, what?
1615
01:30:29,639 --> 01:30:32,224
Look, people know
I handle shit around here,
1616
01:30:32,224 --> 01:30:34,018
so because of that meeting
we had that one time,
1617
01:30:34,018 --> 01:30:36,186
I'm catching heat
for the death of your husband.
1618
01:30:36,186 --> 01:30:38,856
- They're thinking one of us did it.
- Well, it wasn't me!
1619
01:30:38,856 --> 01:30:41,942
Look, I know you did it.
It's fuckin' obvious...
1620
01:30:41,942 --> 01:30:43,653
- ...and I don't blame you.
- I didn't kill him!
1621
01:30:43,653 --> 01:30:46,656
Wait, who's accusing me of this?
1622
01:30:46,656 --> 01:30:48,365
This is bullshit! And you,
out of all people, should know
1623
01:30:48,365 --> 01:30:49,449
that I wasn't capable of this!
1624
01:30:49,449 --> 01:30:52,161
Okay, then who did?
What the hell happened?
1625
01:30:53,495 --> 01:30:54,705
I just know what they've told me...
1626
01:30:54,705 --> 01:30:56,373
Which is what?
1627
01:30:56,373 --> 01:30:58,292
He got shot buying drugs.
1628
01:30:58,292 --> 01:30:59,627
Guy was an addict.
1629
01:31:00,419 --> 01:31:02,880
Okay, so you say you didn't kill him.
1630
01:31:04,965 --> 01:31:06,634
When was the last time you saw him?
1631
01:31:06,634 --> 01:31:08,928
Not that long ago, at Virgo's.
1632
01:31:08,928 --> 01:31:09,929
The club?
1633
01:31:09,929 --> 01:31:13,265
Yes, the club.
I was walking out of Virgo's with this guy
1634
01:31:13,265 --> 01:31:16,769
that I met on the dance floor,
and boom, I run into Ray.
1635
01:31:16,769 --> 01:31:19,354
Ray loses his shit
when he sees me with this other guy,
1636
01:31:19,354 --> 01:31:21,398
starts running his mouth,
gets all threatening,
1637
01:31:21,398 --> 01:31:22,524
and fucking grabs me.
1638
01:31:22,524 --> 01:31:24,401
And then this other guy,
trying to protect me,
1639
01:31:24,401 --> 01:31:27,404
he pulls out a gun out of nowhere
and sticks it in Ray's face.
1640
01:31:27,404 --> 01:31:29,489
Find out more about the guy with the gun.
1641
01:31:29,489 --> 01:31:30,700
Ray freaks out.
1642
01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:34,995
He leaves. I run away,
and that was the last time I saw him.
1643
01:31:34,995 --> 01:31:36,496
So, who's this guy?
1644
01:31:36,496 --> 01:31:39,041
The one who pulled the gun.
What's his name?
1645
01:31:40,751 --> 01:31:42,211
I don't know.
1646
01:31:42,211 --> 01:31:44,797
- You don't know his name?
- I don't know his name.
1647
01:31:44,797 --> 01:31:46,882
We were having fun on the dance floor,
1648
01:31:46,882 --> 01:31:50,219
and I asked him
if he wanted to go somewhere else.
1649
01:31:50,219 --> 01:31:51,303
He said yes.
1650
01:31:51,303 --> 01:31:53,764
We walk out,
all that stuff with Ray happened.
1651
01:31:53,764 --> 01:31:57,142
So, you know what, if he said his name,
I didn't hear it.
1652
01:31:58,143 --> 01:31:59,812
So, you don't know his name.
1653
01:31:59,812 --> 01:32:03,398
You're just leaving the club
with some random stranger you just met?
1654
01:32:03,398 --> 01:32:04,984
Hey, fuck off!
1655
01:32:04,984 --> 01:32:08,821
I'm a grown woman.
I'm single, and he wasn't random.
1656
01:32:08,821 --> 01:32:10,781
He was a damn good dancer.
1657
01:32:11,907 --> 01:32:13,784
Well, I'm happy for you.
1658
01:32:13,784 --> 01:32:16,161
'Cause your mystery man, he's a suspect.
1659
01:32:16,161 --> 01:32:18,372
I'm hearing they're looking for him.
1660
01:32:18,372 --> 01:32:20,415
Nail her on the insurance policy.
1661
01:32:20,415 --> 01:32:22,710
Shit, well, so am I.
1662
01:32:22,710 --> 01:32:26,631
Good men are rare these days.
He stood up for me. He protected me.
1663
01:32:26,631 --> 01:32:29,800
So, you know what?
If they find him, you let me know.
1664
01:32:30,676 --> 01:32:32,720
You know, that first time
we met at the Please U,
1665
01:32:33,554 --> 01:32:36,056
your motive didn't seem financial,
1666
01:32:36,056 --> 01:32:38,851
like a lot of these other
pieces of shit I work for.
1667
01:32:38,851 --> 01:32:40,310
Yeah, because it wasn't.
1668
01:32:40,310 --> 01:32:42,813
Then what is this
million-dollar insurance policy
1669
01:32:42,813 --> 01:32:44,565
everybody seems to know about?
1670
01:32:44,565 --> 01:32:47,109
Don't act like
a million dollars is nothing.
1671
01:32:47,109 --> 01:32:50,320
Don't you fucking lie to me.
You know what I'm capable of.
1672
01:32:54,408 --> 01:32:57,202
Ray's family has money.
They do shit like this.
1673
01:32:57,202 --> 01:32:58,996
They take out insurance.
1674
01:32:58,996 --> 01:33:01,248
Look, I don't even know
if I get any of that money.
1675
01:33:01,248 --> 01:33:04,501
For all I know, he changed
the beneficiary when we broke up.
1676
01:33:04,501 --> 01:33:07,504
Listen, I have no mind
for financial stuff.
1677
01:33:07,504 --> 01:33:09,131
Ray would talk about money
1678
01:33:09,131 --> 01:33:13,218
and investments and shit like that,
and it would just go over my head.
1679
01:33:13,218 --> 01:33:15,763
Oh, you're giving me all the answers,
1680
01:33:16,889 --> 01:33:19,016
but you are not giving me
the right answers.
1681
01:33:19,016 --> 01:33:20,392
I'm giving you the truth!
1682
01:33:20,392 --> 01:33:22,269
I still know you did it.
1683
01:33:22,269 --> 01:33:24,188
Fuck you! I didn't do it.
1684
01:33:24,188 --> 01:33:27,232
You know what? How dare you
come into my own house and accuse me.
1685
01:33:27,232 --> 01:33:28,609
You know what?
Get the fuck outta my house!
1686
01:33:28,609 --> 01:33:31,904
Hey, I'm on your side.
That is why I'm here.
1687
01:33:31,904 --> 01:33:34,239
I'm trying to help you get away with this.
1688
01:33:34,239 --> 01:33:36,701
Not because I'm some
great guy or anything,
1689
01:33:36,701 --> 01:33:39,078
but as soon as the heat's off you,
it's off of me, too.
1690
01:33:39,078 --> 01:33:41,664
We can dig our way
out of this mess together.
1691
01:33:41,664 --> 01:33:42,832
There is no together!
1692
01:33:42,832 --> 01:33:45,209
I can push this whole thing
off on someone else,
1693
01:33:45,209 --> 01:33:47,336
but before I do that,
you have to tell me the truth
1694
01:33:47,336 --> 01:33:49,463
- so I can get this right.
- You know what? I'm done.
1695
01:33:49,463 --> 01:33:52,257
I'm done answering questions
from a fucking hitman.
1696
01:33:52,257 --> 01:33:55,094
You're not a cop!
Let them find out who really did it.
1697
01:33:55,094 --> 01:33:57,012
I've already told you
everything that I know!
1698
01:33:57,012 --> 01:33:58,973
I had nothing to do with this!
1699
01:33:58,973 --> 01:34:01,851
Ray was a druggie loser asshole.
1700
01:34:01,851 --> 01:34:04,019
Now get the fuck out of my house!
1701
01:34:04,019 --> 01:34:06,396
Hey! Last time.
1702
01:34:06,396 --> 01:34:08,691
I am offering you a way out.
1703
01:34:08,691 --> 01:34:11,986
After I walk out of this door,
you're on your own. I could've helped.
1704
01:34:11,986 --> 01:34:13,487
Good. I don't need it.
1705
01:34:14,989 --> 01:34:17,532
And as far as we know,
they could be watching us right now,
1706
01:34:17,532 --> 01:34:19,577
so we should probably
never see each other again.
1707
01:34:19,577 --> 01:34:20,578
Great.
1708
01:34:20,578 --> 01:34:22,663
You know, if you see me
publicly, don't say, "Hi."
1709
01:34:22,663 --> 01:34:24,206
Nothing personal.
1710
01:34:24,206 --> 01:34:25,791
We just gotta keep this clean.
1711
01:34:25,791 --> 01:34:27,417
Fine by me.
1712
01:34:35,259 --> 01:34:36,260
Fuck.
1713
01:34:42,516 --> 01:34:43,934
What'd you think?
1714
01:34:45,227 --> 01:34:46,854
What did you think?
1715
01:34:48,773 --> 01:34:51,108
You gave her
plenty of rope to hang herself.
1716
01:34:51,108 --> 01:34:55,905
Mm-hm. She's either the best liar that
we've ever encountered, or she's innocent.
1717
01:34:55,905 --> 01:34:57,657
Yeah.
1718
01:34:57,657 --> 01:35:00,701
- Damn it! I thought it was her.
Yeah, me, too.
1719
01:35:01,535 --> 01:35:03,328
Yeah, she seemed pretty honest in there.
1720
01:35:07,541 --> 01:35:09,043
What about you, Jasper?
1721
01:35:12,004 --> 01:35:15,090
Yeah. I tend to agree.
I don't think she did it.
1722
01:35:17,051 --> 01:35:19,261
Great work in there, Gary. Really.
1723
01:35:22,765 --> 01:35:26,561
So this mystery guy,
the one who pulled the gun,
1724
01:35:26,561 --> 01:35:29,063
- should we try to hunt that guy down?
No.
1725
01:35:29,063 --> 01:35:32,858
No, he just seems like some guy who
pulled a gun on an asshole in an alleyway.
1726
01:35:32,858 --> 01:35:34,234
Nothing much happened.
1727
01:35:35,319 --> 01:35:36,904
Yeah, we're done here.
1728
01:36:04,306 --> 01:36:06,767
Oh, my God!
1729
01:36:07,351 --> 01:36:08,936
Yeah! There he is.
1730
01:36:09,729 --> 01:36:12,022
The man himself.
1731
01:36:18,946 --> 01:36:22,199
I figured you'd be coming by here, man.
1732
01:36:22,867 --> 01:36:25,620
Come on, celebration beer?
I'm gonna get you a beer.
1733
01:36:25,620 --> 01:36:28,205
- You got it the first time. I got it.
- I'll get it.
1734
01:36:29,289 --> 01:36:30,583
She's awesome.
1735
01:36:31,458 --> 01:36:33,002
What's going on, Jasper?
1736
01:36:33,002 --> 01:36:38,048
I was literally just telling Madison here
what phenomenal actors you guys are.
1737
01:36:38,048 --> 01:36:40,968
So, I had to get backstage,
1738
01:36:40,968 --> 01:36:43,679
poke my head inside the green room.
1739
01:36:43,679 --> 01:36:47,474
I mean, your performance was flawless,
1740
01:36:47,474 --> 01:36:48,893
but you...
1741
01:36:49,810 --> 01:36:51,228
you, my friend,
1742
01:36:51,228 --> 01:36:53,438
knocked my fucking socks off.
1743
01:36:54,774 --> 01:36:56,984
Maybe I never gave you
enough credit, Gary.
1744
01:36:56,984 --> 01:36:59,612
Or... Ron. Sorry.
1745
01:36:59,612 --> 01:37:01,280
Gary... Ron...
1746
01:37:03,407 --> 01:37:05,701
I get them mixed up sometimes. Do you?
1747
01:37:05,701 --> 01:37:06,952
Sometimes.
1748
01:37:08,370 --> 01:37:11,040
- Yeah.
- What the fuck is going on?
1749
01:37:12,124 --> 01:37:17,504
Well, I was literally just
telling the lovely Madison
1750
01:37:17,504 --> 01:37:21,050
that I was gonna be fine
with whatever way it went this afternoon.
1751
01:37:21,050 --> 01:37:24,887
That if it just blew up in your face,
1752
01:37:24,887 --> 01:37:27,264
well, at least I'd get my job back.
1753
01:37:27,264 --> 01:37:29,892
But, if you got away with it,
1754
01:37:29,892 --> 01:37:34,229
which, hey, congratulations,
it seems like you did,
1755
01:37:35,230 --> 01:37:39,193
I would just have to settle
for a fuck-ton of money.
1756
01:37:40,861 --> 01:37:44,740
Oh, this is where you would go,
"What money, Jasper?"
1757
01:37:44,740 --> 01:37:46,491
Or, "Money from where?"
1758
01:37:46,491 --> 01:37:48,035
And then I would say,
1759
01:37:50,370 --> 01:37:52,665
"the dead husband's insurance policy."
1760
01:37:54,333 --> 01:37:56,794
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1761
01:37:56,794 --> 01:37:59,589
This will be our little
understanding, okay?
1762
01:37:59,589 --> 01:38:01,465
The one that keeps me silent
1763
01:38:02,382 --> 01:38:05,177
and you guys out of prison.
1764
01:38:05,886 --> 01:38:08,138
- You got nothing, Jasper.
- Well, I...
1765
01:38:08,138 --> 01:38:10,265
Nah. It's 'cause there isn't
anything. That we're dating?
1766
01:38:10,265 --> 01:38:12,267
- You think anybody gives a shit?
- Oh, shit! I didn't know that.
1767
01:38:12,267 --> 01:38:13,644
Hey! You've already
played your hand here.
1768
01:38:13,644 --> 01:38:15,479
- Congratulations.
- Fuck you! Get lost!
1769
01:38:15,479 --> 01:38:16,731
Hey! Stop.
1770
01:38:18,398 --> 01:38:20,025
Stay.
1771
01:38:20,025 --> 01:38:22,486
Babe, sit down.
We're gonna hear him out.
1772
01:38:22,486 --> 01:38:24,905
Yeah, babe, you're being a dick.
1773
01:38:32,079 --> 01:38:33,372
I'm just trying to help you guys out.
1774
01:38:33,372 --> 01:38:36,667
- Help us out?
- Oh, Jesus Christ, Gary!
1775
01:38:36,667 --> 01:38:39,837
Enough. Okay? Enough!
1776
01:38:41,005 --> 01:38:43,090
Okay. Cut the bullshit.
1777
01:38:43,090 --> 01:38:45,968
Here, I'll go first, all right?
1778
01:38:45,968 --> 01:38:48,888
I've been following both of you.
1779
01:38:48,888 --> 01:38:51,056
And here, I'll be even more honest.
1780
01:38:51,056 --> 01:38:52,892
I wanted my job back.
1781
01:38:52,892 --> 01:38:58,480
Nothing against you personally,
okay, but holy shit!
1782
01:39:00,566 --> 01:39:05,613
I have enough evidence
to put you away for life.
1783
01:39:05,613 --> 01:39:06,864
And you...
1784
01:39:07,573 --> 01:39:09,825
an accomplice to murder?
1785
01:39:10,409 --> 01:39:13,829
Whoa, doggy.
1786
01:39:15,164 --> 01:39:17,541
You're gonna be there for a while.
1787
01:39:17,541 --> 01:39:22,254
And the only reason
that I'm 100 percent sure
1788
01:39:22,254 --> 01:39:27,635
that you did it, is because
I am 100 percent sure
1789
01:39:27,635 --> 01:39:30,638
that your Mr. Tough Guy here...
1790
01:39:32,222 --> 01:39:34,433
couldn't fucking kill a thing.
1791
01:39:44,610 --> 01:39:46,904
The house is hot.
1792
01:39:51,909 --> 01:39:53,452
And ironically,
1793
01:39:55,204 --> 01:39:58,415
life insurance might have
actually saved you guys here.
1794
01:39:58,415 --> 01:40:05,089
I mean, that money
got me thinking, that this...
1795
01:40:09,051 --> 01:40:10,344
...dark...
1796
01:40:12,221 --> 01:40:16,100
fucking adventure, okay,
that we've all been on,
1797
01:40:16,100 --> 01:40:19,729
can actually have a happy ending.
1798
01:40:20,771 --> 01:40:24,024
Okay. So, the day
that you hand over the cash...
1799
01:40:25,776 --> 01:40:28,487
is the...
1800
01:40:30,030 --> 01:40:30,990
Fuck!
1801
01:40:34,744 --> 01:40:35,995
Fuck!
1802
01:40:57,224 --> 01:40:59,602
I'm fucked.
1803
01:40:59,602 --> 01:41:01,311
What just happened?
1804
01:41:03,606 --> 01:41:06,734
I put drugs in his beer.
I hope I didn't overdo it.
1805
01:41:09,737 --> 01:41:13,032
But if he wakes up, I'm going to jail...
1806
01:41:16,994 --> 01:41:18,621
I drugged a cop.
1807
01:41:20,790 --> 01:41:22,499
I am so fucked.
1808
01:41:38,390 --> 01:41:39,600
What are you doing?
1809
01:42:02,456 --> 01:42:03,833
What's that for?
1810
01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:06,711
Commitment.
1811
01:42:13,508 --> 01:42:15,636
Can't get away with killing a cop.
1812
01:42:20,808 --> 01:42:23,894
Not usually, but for Jasper these days,
1813
01:42:25,813 --> 01:42:27,022
I'm thinking we can.
1814
01:42:29,149 --> 01:42:32,111
I mean, the police
are probably thinking about him
1815
01:42:32,111 --> 01:42:34,071
the way we are right now,
1816
01:42:34,071 --> 01:42:38,576
they'd just be better off
if he wasn't around anymore.
1817
01:42:46,250 --> 01:42:47,459
Oh, God.
1818
01:42:52,464 --> 01:42:54,424
So, what's our story?
1819
01:42:56,260 --> 01:42:59,388
He gets found in his car
in a remote area.
1820
01:42:59,388 --> 01:43:02,099
Drugs in his system, bag over his head,
1821
01:43:02,099 --> 01:43:04,560
no contusions or sign of struggle,
1822
01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:06,061
clearly a suicide.
1823
01:43:08,355 --> 01:43:11,275
I mean, his wife left him years ago, so...
1824
01:43:12,777 --> 01:43:14,820
no one to question the story.
1825
01:43:15,905 --> 01:43:21,661
He's racist, misogynistic, abusive.
1826
01:43:22,912 --> 01:43:25,539
A dirty, dirty cop.
1827
01:43:29,084 --> 01:43:30,419
Fuck him.
1828
01:43:36,425 --> 01:43:38,135
Are we really doing this?
1829
01:43:38,135 --> 01:43:39,720
We don't have a choice.
1830
01:43:42,014 --> 01:43:45,434
Look, I know you're taking
a big leap with me,
1831
01:43:45,434 --> 01:43:49,980
and there are some factual loose threads
we'll be dealing with, but...
1832
01:43:51,899 --> 01:43:53,275
I think I'm in love with you.
1833
01:43:57,947 --> 01:43:59,489
Well, it's always a leap.
1834
01:44:01,283 --> 01:44:05,329
And for the record,
I think I'm in love with you, too.
1835
01:44:09,667 --> 01:44:11,001
For better or worse?
1836
01:44:13,420 --> 01:44:17,507
We can agree
this is kind of the worst, right?
1837
01:44:22,262 --> 01:44:23,388
Right.
1838
01:44:26,183 --> 01:44:28,644
So, we're in this 'til the end?
1839
01:44:28,644 --> 01:44:30,479
'Til death do us part?
1840
01:44:31,355 --> 01:44:34,399
Yes, because I don't believe in divorce.
1841
01:44:35,442 --> 01:44:38,028
I'm kidding.
1842
01:44:38,028 --> 01:44:41,156
So, do we agree on the terms?
1843
01:44:41,156 --> 01:44:43,784
I do.
1844
01:44:43,784 --> 01:44:45,410
Where do I sign?
1845
01:44:48,122 --> 01:44:50,833
- Anywhere else I need to sign?
- Initial here.
1846
01:44:52,209 --> 01:44:56,380
We gotta make sure
this document is airtight.
1847
01:44:56,380 --> 01:44:59,216
I think there's a little place
down here I need to initial.
1848
01:45:16,483 --> 01:45:19,361
I know I've thrown
a lot at you this semester,
1849
01:45:20,863 --> 01:45:22,948
but that's the point, isn't it?
1850
01:45:22,948 --> 01:45:27,620
To be inundated, overwhelmed
by perspectives and possibilities,
1851
01:45:27,620 --> 01:45:31,832
because that is what life is offering you
if you choose to look at it that way.
1852
01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:34,501
And I didn't always.
1853
01:45:34,501 --> 01:45:40,257
I used to believe that reality
was objective, immutable.
1854
01:45:40,257 --> 01:45:45,805
And we're all just sort of stuck
in a Plato-Descartes-Kant sort of way.
1855
01:45:46,972 --> 01:45:48,891
But over the years, I've come to believe
1856
01:45:48,891 --> 01:45:51,393
that the truth is created
through the integration
1857
01:45:51,393 --> 01:45:54,939
of different points of view,
and there are no absolutes,
1858
01:45:54,939 --> 01:45:57,441
whether moral or epistemological.
1859
01:45:57,441 --> 01:46:00,736
Now, I find this to be a much more
empowering way to go through life,
1860
01:46:00,736 --> 01:46:04,574
this notion that
if the universe is not fixed,
1861
01:46:05,490 --> 01:46:07,117
then neither are you,
1862
01:46:07,117 --> 01:46:10,955
and you really can become a different
and hopefully, better person.
1863
01:46:11,872 --> 01:46:16,501
Now, the one thing I know for certain,
is your reality will change over time
1864
01:46:16,501 --> 01:46:18,963
in ways you cannot even imagine,
1865
01:46:18,963 --> 01:46:23,593
and I urge you to be open
for this transformation.
1866
01:46:23,593 --> 01:46:25,636
So, as we close out this semester,
1867
01:46:25,636 --> 01:46:28,848
if I have one piece of advice
for you moving forward
1868
01:46:28,848 --> 01:46:33,393
in this complicated world, it is this:
1869
01:46:34,854 --> 01:46:39,775
seize the identity you want for yourself.
1870
01:46:41,861 --> 01:46:44,529
And whoever you wanna be after this class,
1871
01:46:44,529 --> 01:46:47,825
be them with passion and abandon.
1872
01:46:47,825 --> 01:46:50,202
Whoo!
1873
01:46:50,202 --> 01:46:52,788
Best of luck to you all
on your final exam.
1874
01:46:53,831 --> 01:46:55,457
You may begin.
1875
01:46:58,127 --> 01:47:00,838
All right. You see all those
white birds out there?
1876
01:47:00,838 --> 01:47:05,300
Notice the long orange bill, right?
That's the white ibis.
1877
01:47:06,301 --> 01:47:09,597
Look at those eyes. They're crazy.
1878
01:47:09,597 --> 01:47:11,641
All right, so,
I know we have the croissants,
1879
01:47:11,641 --> 01:47:14,685
and I know we have the cupcakes.
Are you bringing the apple pie?
1880
01:47:14,685 --> 01:47:16,812
Yeah, I'm bringing
Gary's famous apple pie.
1881
01:47:16,812 --> 01:47:19,356
That's wonderful. Okay. I have that.
1882
01:47:19,356 --> 01:47:22,818
Oh. And don't worry
about the costumes, I got it.
1883
01:47:23,819 --> 01:47:26,405
Thank God. You're the best,
Madison. Thank you.
1884
01:47:26,405 --> 01:47:28,616
We were hoping someone
would step in and help.
1885
01:47:28,616 --> 01:47:30,618
You know, Gabby just bailed for Aspen.
1886
01:47:30,618 --> 01:47:32,745
I could've literally
strangled her to death.
1887
01:47:36,081 --> 01:47:37,041
Yeah. I know.
1888
01:47:37,041 --> 01:47:38,668
Anyway, I'll see you next meeting.
1889
01:47:40,127 --> 01:47:43,422
As love can do, somewhere
along the way, it changed me.
1890
01:47:44,131 --> 01:47:47,384
I eventually found the proper
cocktail of Gary and Ron.
1891
01:47:47,384 --> 01:47:49,970
After all, life is short.
1892
01:47:49,970 --> 01:47:52,014
You gotta live on your own terms.
1893
01:47:54,224 --> 01:47:56,894
Mommy, where did you meet Daddy?
1894
01:48:09,281 --> 01:48:14,203
Well, Daddy was
the nicest guy I'd ever met.
1895
01:48:14,203 --> 01:48:17,039
Even though he was being all tough,
1896
01:48:17,039 --> 01:48:19,166
I could tell it was an act.
1897
01:48:19,166 --> 01:48:23,128
And your mother, well, what can I say?
1898
01:48:23,128 --> 01:48:25,631
- It was love at first sight.
1899
01:48:25,631 --> 01:48:27,967
She ended up making a new man out of me.
1900
01:48:31,386 --> 01:48:35,057
But to answer your question,
we met at a magical little place
1901
01:48:35,057 --> 01:48:37,017
called the Please U Cafe.
1902
01:48:40,813 --> 01:48:42,397
You enjoying your pie?
1903
01:48:43,065 --> 01:48:44,483
All pie is good pie.
1904
01:48:45,234 --> 01:48:46,944
It sure is.