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So, what does Nietzsche
mean when he says,

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"The secret for harvesting
from existence

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the greatest fruitfulness,
the greatest enjoyment

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is to live dangerously!

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Build your cities on
the slopes of Vesuvius!

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Send your ships
into uncharted seas!

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Live at war with
your peers and yourselves!"

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[blowing raspberries]
What is he getting at here?

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Anybody?

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Sylvia.

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It sounds like he's saying

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you have to
put yourself out there.

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You have to take risks
and get out of your comfort zone

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because life is short--

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you have to live passionately
and on your own terms.

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Well, I have
a three-word response to that.

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Ab-so-lutely.

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Says the guy driving a Civic.

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[pop instrumental music playing]

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[cat meows]

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[Gary] <i>[VO] I know
on the surface,</i>

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<i>my life looks simple,
a little plain.</i>

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<i>A guy feeding birds
and living alone with his cats</i>

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<i>in the suburbs,
but I liked my inner life.</i>

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<i>I was pretty happy--
at least content.</i>

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[paper rustling]
<i>Oh, by the way,
my name is Gary Johnson,</i>

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<i>and for a few years,
I'd been teaching psychology</i>

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<i>and philosophy classes
at the University
of New Orleans.</i>

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<i>While I'd always enjoyed</i>

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<i>living in a world of
questions and ideas,</i>

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<i>I also had a flair for all
things electronic and digital</i>

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<i>and found myself
supplementing my income</i>

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<i>by working part-time
undercover with the</i>

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<i>New Orleans Police Department.</i>
- [woman] Hey, Gary.

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[gun fires]

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[Gary] <i>[VO] After some
obligatory training,</i>

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<i>I was soon hiding cameras,
mics, and getting good
recordings,</i>

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<i>mostly in
murder-for-hire cases.</i>

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<i>What can I say?</i>

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<i>I was minding my own business</i>

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<i>when my life took
the oddest of turns.</i>

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Jasper better watch
his ass with this Craig guy.

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Several assault charges,
possession...

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[van door opens]

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Hey, Gary...

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Look, we just heard.

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Jasper can't go in.

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Chief officially suspended him

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for those teenagers
he jacked up.

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- Finally...
- [Claudette] Anyway,

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we're thinking you're up.

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I'm up? What-- what is "up"?

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Congrats, Gary, you just got
promoted to contract killer.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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Oh, well, you reschedule.

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He's not even here yet.

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Hitmen don't cancel
the first meeting.

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Hitmen?

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Hitmen don't exist.

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What-- what are we following
made-up rules now?

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You've seen this
a million times.

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You can do it.

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Why don't you do it?

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No way. Tried years ago,

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almost got killed.

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I don't want to
almost get killed either. Okay?

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I'm a civilian.

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We got your back.

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We'll move in if it starts
getting pear-shaped.

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[sighs]

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Clock's ticking, I need you
to grab Jasper's wire.

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[Phil] And you might want to
check this out real quick.

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That is everything
we know so far, Billy.

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- What?
- Your alias:

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"Billy." Let's go.

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[Gary] <i>[VO] Oh my God,
I'm gonna die.</i>

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[sighs]

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[van's sliding door thuds]

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[panting]

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[car door thuds]

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What a bunch of
cancel culture bullshit...

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[sighs]
I'm sorry about this, Jasper.

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So, Claude sent me to...

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You know,
a lot of people were fine

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with what I did, given
the circumstances. They--

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they actually
had no problem with it.

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If you read the comment section,
it's like--

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it's like two-to-one my side.

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Sucks...

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Fuck 'em.

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120-day suspension
with pay. Fuck.

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Fuckin' fine with me.
I'm going fishin' motherfuckers.

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I'll spend the whole summer
in Pensacola.

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See how everyone around here
does without me...

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Why-- why are you in my car?

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Well, Claude said to get
your mic and transmitter.

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So, who's going in my place?

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You? [chuckles]

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Right?

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Oh.

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[sighs] I just feel like
there's better candidates.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Eh, makes sense.

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You have this unreadable face,
perfectly forgettable.

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I know.

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So, I've been listening on these
for a while.

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You know, I kinda know
what to say, but...

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any wisdom? Or tricks?

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Bottom line,
they gotta believe it. Okay.

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They want you to be this killer,
so you gotta be that.

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You can't show any weakness.

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It's-- it's constant aggression

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until you hear the words
out of their mouth.

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[exhales]
Got it.

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But you gotta be relaxed...

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[exhales] easy breezy...

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All right,
so, I'm looking for--

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like, uh-- trying to--
- [cell phone rings]

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Your job is to put
these assholes in prison...

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What's up, Claude?

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[Claudette] <i>New Billy's
got to make moves.</i>

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Craig's here.
- All right.

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Oh, man...

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You only get
one first impression.

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Don't fuck it up.

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You're not wearing those
in there are you?

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[sighs]

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Honestly,
these are pretty good, man.

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They breathe really well.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Hah!

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You're Billy.

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You're a killer!

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You kill...

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for a living!

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[♪]

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<i>[over comms] Picked a bad
table. Grab your shit.
Sit down.</i>

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Listen, this whole thing's
gotta be based on trust.

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[Craig scoffs]

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Yeah, man. No shit.

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So, uh...

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how long you been doin' this?

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That's none
of your fuckin' business!

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Shit. Look at Gary.

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[Gary] <i>[over comms]
You called me to do a job.</i>

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The man is a natural.

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Playing some offense here.

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You don't know me,
I don't know you,

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and at some point in the future,

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that's gonna be a good thing.

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We're not going to be friends.

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You got it?

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[sighs] Got it.

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[Gary] <i>[VO]</i> Breathe...
think hitman thoughts.

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- So...
- [Gary] So...

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you're assessing me.

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Am I the right guy
to eliminate your problem?

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And, just so you know,
I'm assessing you, too.

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Are you full of shit?

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Some big talker
who's not serious?

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And if you are serious now,

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are you one day
gonna find Jesus

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and be so overburdened
by guilt and remorse

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and confess your sins?

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Are you gonna crack
under pressure, Craig,

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and are you gonna point
a fucking finger at me?

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[scoffs] Never!

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Fuck, man, never.

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In fact, I got it all
worked out already.

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Okay, let's hear it.

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[clears throat]
I work a seven and seven,

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so starting this coming Tuesday,

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which is crew-change day
outta Houma,

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every second of my whereabouts
is documented and accounted for.

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Huh? That way, uh, anything,
uh, bad were to happen,

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no one could think
I did it, right?

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Not Craig, uh-uh,

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cause Craig is out
on an oil rig, isn't he?

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A hundred and twenty miles out
in the Gulf the whole damn time.

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[laughs]
Whatchu think about that?

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That's a good plan.

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Yeah.

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All right,
I'd say Thursday or Friday

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is probably the best time.

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Sounds good.

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So,
what are you thinking exactly?

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You know,
just take care of 'em?

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What does that mean, exactly?

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[chuckles] C'mon, man.

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You know what it means.

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No, he-- he just
needs to go away for good.

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So, what's your proximity
afterwards?

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[Craig] What do you mean?

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Going to the funeral?

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Funeral? [laughs]
In my ideal world,

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there wouldn't have to be
a funeral, would there?

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So, no funeral?

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Dude, I'm sorry, but--

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Oh boy...

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[Craig] <i>--are we
actually talking about</i>

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<i>the same thing here?</i>

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[Claudette]
Going off the rails here.

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C'mon... let's get back
on track, Gary.

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[Gary] <i>The reason I'm asking
is because it sounds to me</i>

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<i>like you're talking about
the disposal of a body,</i>

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<i>which is more risky for me.</i>

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Gotcha... Yeah.

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A faked suicide,
botched robbery,

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I'm in and out.

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What you're talking about

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requires me to spend
a lot of time with the body

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to make sure
it's never discovered.

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Right. I'm just curious...

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How you do that?

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Look, I'll let you in on
a few of my secrets.

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- [Craig] Yeah.
- I got different ways,

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but in this case,

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I'll probably go full on,
separate the head from the body,

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do what I like to call
a bayou burial.

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You know Bayou Gauche?

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00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,822
Sure do...

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[Gary] My family's
got land out there,

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so, late at night,

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I'll drift in undetected,
drift out in a little boat,

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let the alligators
take it from there.

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[chuckles] I mean,
are we talking about

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the body or the head?

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Body.

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Uh--

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Head...
Head is a different story.

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Head means teeth.

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Teeth are a fuckin' problem.

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Dental records, right?

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Okay. [clears throat]
So, what do you do about that?

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Well, I find
a spot in the middle of nowhere,

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stick of dynamite
in the mouth...

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[imitates explosion]

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No more teeth,
no more problem.

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You just blow
that fucker up, huh?

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- [Gary] Hmm.
- God damn.

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[chuckles] Wow.

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Hey, what about
fingerprints, huh?

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I mean, those are-- those are
kinda like teeth, right?

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I mean, they can identify
from that?

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What do you--
what do you do about that?

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I can tell
you're very thorough

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in your thinking,
which is good.

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Now, in case the headless,
uneaten body is discovered,

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which has never happened
with me, but, yeah,

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no more fingertips.

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I would have already
removed those

253
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,296
and dispersed them separately.

254
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:45,650
Sounds kind of weird,
but I got a ritual.

255
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:50,090
So, I divide the number of miles
by the number of fingers,

256
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,092
so when I'm driving out
to a location,

257
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:54,485
in this case 50 miles...

258
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,357
I roll down the window,

259
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,881
toss one out
every five miles or so.

260
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:02,058
[laughs] Just toss them
fingers out the window...

261
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,236
Shit, man, you're the--

262
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:07,934
<i>[over comms] you're
the real deal, aren't ya?</i>

263
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,718
[Gary] <i>[over comms] Yeah.</i>

264
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,154
And by the way,

265
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,374
I'm not running
a fuckin' charity here.

266
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,768
Did you bring the cash?

267
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,684
Oh shit,
yeah, no, of course.

268
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,077
[groans]

269
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,958
I've got, uh-- 2,500 cash now,

270
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:36,876
and I give you the other 2,500
after, right?

271
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,967
Great.

272
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,926
Now, I just need your
absolute final sign-off.

273
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,449
We're entering a contract here

274
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,495
you won't be able to walk away
from in about a week.

275
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,279
So, I need you
to look me in the eyes,

276
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,499
and I need to hear the words
out of your mouth right now.

277
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,457
[chuckles] Chill. I just--

278
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,024
I just thought
that we, you know,

279
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,939
agreed to it already,
but, yeah.

280
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,289
Look man, I-- I want you
to off this guy

281
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:03,206
in whatever way suits you best.

282
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,294
Got him.

283
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,774
I knew it.

284
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,080
[Gary] We'll be in touch.

285
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,518
I gotta say, man,

286
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,520
hell of a profession you're in.

287
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,739
Yep.
The next time you see me,

288
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,524
you'll have a brand-new life.

289
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,874
I guess so.

290
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,967
[siren blaring]

291
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,360
[Police officer 1] Freeze!
Put your hands up!

292
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,665
[Police officer 2]
Go, go, go, go.

293
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,232
- [Craig] What the fuck?
- Let me see your hands.

294
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,017
Let me see your hands.
Turn, let me see your hands.

295
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,235
The fuck did I do?

296
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,150
Huh? Fuck! Fuckin' hands off--

297
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,586
You have the right
to remain silent.

298
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,327
Anything you say can and will
be used against you

299
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,329
in a court of law.
You have the right
to an attorney.

300
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,722
If you so desire,
and cannot afford one,

301
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,332
one will be appointed to you
by the court.

302
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,465
Do you understand these rights?
Do you understand these rights?

303
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,988
[Craig] I understand you
should go fuck yourself.

304
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,685
How 'bout that?

305
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,905
You got him. Good job.

306
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,864
Heey-ey!

307
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,084
Okay, Daniel Day!

308
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,868
Nailed that fucker.

309
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,959
You got the cash, got the right
words out of him, sheesh!

310
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,872
So that was good?

311
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,309
[Claudette] Yeah!

312
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,050
[scoffs] You got him, man!
Great job, Gary.

313
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,966
That was so smooth...
who was that guy in there?

314
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,576
I don't know. [chuckles]

315
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,404
Open and fuckin' shut.

316
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,666
You might have just
saved a life.

317
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:12,884
How's that feel?

318
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,670
Feels good. Feels really good.

319
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,802
Hey, can I have
my pants back now?

320
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,065
Yeah.

321
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,982
God, you guys are weird.

322
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,030
[car engine revs]

323
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,727
Hey, Gary,
does your family

324
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,991
really have land
out on the bayou?

325
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,384
Oh no, [chuckles]
I made that part up.

326
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,777
[chuckles]

327
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,432
I have been out there
a few times birding.

328
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,563
Birding?

329
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:40,651
[Gary] Yeah.

330
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,218
You don't say?

331
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:43,524
You know, I once saw uh,

332
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,700
three Pileated woodpeckers
at the same time.

333
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,919
Uh-- Pill-e-ated?

334
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,443
Yeah.

335
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:53,925
Just these big beautiful
kinda pterodactyl-looking guys.

336
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,405
Technically,
it's the first cousin

337
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:58,408
to the illusive Ivory Bill,

338
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:02,369
which there was a rumored
sighting of back in 2005--

339
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,284
first in over a hundred years.

340
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,895
Caused a big stir,
'cause most people think
they're extinct,

341
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,115
but others think that
they might have just developed

342
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,769
a successful strategy
to avoid people.

343
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,033
Can we turn up the air, Phil?

344
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,518
[birds chirping]

345
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,135
Well, great work, Gary.

346
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,440
[Phil] Yeah, man...

347
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,789
[Gary] All right, bye.

348
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,095
Oh, geez.

349
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,662
Bye!

350
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,446
Do you think he knows
he was being funny?

351
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:37,447
[Claudette]
I don't think so,

352
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,058
but it's hard to tell with Gary.

353
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,972
You know, that throwing
fingertips out the window

354
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,322
every five miles...
- Who even thinks

355
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,627
something like that up??

356
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:46,282
That's some specifically
twisted shit.

357
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:49,285
[Claudette] I mean, it's safe
to say we got our new hitman,

358
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,982
at least
until Jasper comes back.

359
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:54,290
120 days... that's too soon,
if you ask me.

360
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,813
Yeah,
'cause Jasper's a dick.

361
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,380
[lively music playing]

362
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,121
[Gary] <i>[VO] You know,
people feel almost</i>

363
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:03,386
<i>disappointed to learn that
hitmen don't really exist.</i>

364
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:06,824
<i>This idea that there are people
out there at a retail level</i>

365
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:10,132
<i>you can just hire to eliminate
your worst relationship issues</i>

366
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,829
<i>or facilitate
some money scheme,</i>

367
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:15,181
<i>or the usual
combination of both.</i>

368
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,183
<i>It's a total
pop culture fantasy.</i>

369
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,794
<i>But because hitmen
have been a staple of books,</i>

370
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:23,406
<i>movies, and TV
for the last 50 years,</i>

371
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:24,755
<i>good luck getting anyone
to believe--</i>

372
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:25,930
<i>[gasps]
[Gary] [VO]-- their existence</i>

373
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,149
<i>is all a myth.</i>

374
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,759
<i>But of course, my job was</i>

375
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:29,847
<i>not to debunk the fantasy,</i>

376
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:32,415
<i>but rather become the fantasy.</i>

377
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,851
- [shot fired]
<i>- </i> [Gary] <i>[VO] And I took</i>

378
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,636
<i>that part of the job
very seriously.</i>

379
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,116
[groans]

380
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,595
[Gary] <i>[VO] While I wasn't
the kind of person</i>

381
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:39,901
<i>that could ever get
worked up enough</i>

382
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,947
<i>to want to kill or die
for anything,</i>

383
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:45,863
<i>maybe they had cast me
correctly because the one thing</i>

384
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,822
<i>that had prepared me
for my new job</i>

385
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,911
<i>was my primary interest:</i>

386
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:53,480
<i>the eternal mystery of human
consciousness and behavior.</i>

387
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:58,311
[Walt] <i>[over phone]
So, I, uh, got your number...</i>

388
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:02,619
<i>from a friend.
Heard we should meet.</i>

389
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:06,928
<i>Sounds like you got
a particular set of skills
and what not...</i>

390
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:10,540
<i>Uh-- shit.</i>

391
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,934
<i>There was something else
I was supposed to say.</i>

392
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,677
<i>Well, uh,</i>

393
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,506
<i>I'm sure you're picking up
my drift here</i>

394
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,072
<i>of the nature of...</i>

395
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:24,206
<i>anyway just call me back.</i>

396
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,687
<i>My name's Walt.</i>

397
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:29,603
[building up music playing]

398
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,042
Uh...

399
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,219
how's the pie?

400
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,003
All pie is good pie.

401
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,703
All right. [chuckles]

402
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,011
So...

403
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,623
what's next?

404
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,715
[Gary] <i>[VO] You know,
I'm forever fascinated</i>

405
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,586
<i>and amazed by the folks
who actually think</i>

406
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,893
<i>that some guy
they just met ten minutes ago,</i>

407
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:01,243
<i>for not that much money,
would risk the death penalty</i>

408
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,464
<i>to help them with some
crazy murderous scheme.</i>

409
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:08,207
<i>I almost envy
their naiveté and passion.</i>

410
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,600
<i>You know,
it doesn't matter</i>

411
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,776
<i>who you asked about
finding a hitman...</i>

412
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:15,475
So, you know, I've,
uh, been looking for somebody

413
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:18,260
to help me out with a, uh,
little problem

414
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,436
that I'm having lately.

415
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:23,918
Figured you knew somebody
in that line of work...

416
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,746
I can ask around.

417
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,443
All right.

418
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,793
I don't know
how serious he was,

419
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,795
but dude was hella sketchy.

420
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,667
And I was scared.

421
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,756
[Gary] <i>[VO] The referral
usually finds its way
to the police.</i>

422
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:38,237
<i>Who make sure
they get my number.</i>

423
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:42,023
[Jazz music playing]

424
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:47,158
<i>You need to roll your tongue
hard. Rrrrr...</i>

425
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,378
[Gary] <i>[VO] I realized
not everyone fantasized</i>

426
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,119
<i>about the same fixer.</i>

427
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:55,297
<i>So, I found tailoring
the hitman
to the individual client</i>

428
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,604
<i>was much more effective.</i>

429
00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:01,999
<i>And I had a knack for
being the person
they needed me to be.</i>

430
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,479
- [rap music playing]
<i>- ♪ I'm so fucked up</i>

431
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,046
<i>♪ I see murders selling
In the park ♪</i>

432
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,004
[Music Producer] <i>[VO]
With our album coming up soon,</i>

433
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,658
<i>all the drama
and everything from that</i>

434
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:11,182
<i>is only gonna be good for us.</i>

435
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:14,751
He beefin' with this cat
named Rob49, like this--

436
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,840
He this real
gangster motherfucker.

437
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,147
So, I feel like everybody
gonna figure, you know,

438
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,670
'that's his shit'...
you know, I'm thinking.

439
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,193
I'm gonna make sure
I'm out of town,

440
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,326
so all you gotta do
is come through...

441
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,241
Guy, I don't need your reasons

442
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:29,244
or your fuckin' business plan.

443
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,507
Give me the name
and the money.

444
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,596
[Music Producer] All right!
Straight to business.

445
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:34,902
I like that.

446
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:39,863
[♪]

447
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,735
[Gary] <i>[VO] By the time
they were sitting down with me,</i>

448
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:43,214
<i>they'd mostly
made up their minds.</i>

449
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,391
<i>They'd crossed
that psychotic Rubicon</i>

450
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:48,481
<i>and just needed me to confirm
that their darkest desires</i>

451
00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:50,352
<i>were the right desires.</i>

452
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,875
If you come
in the side entrance,

453
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:55,575
near the poolhouse,
there are no cameras.

454
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:58,317
Lady, this is,
uh, quite the house.

455
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,840
Hmm. And I'm not gonna let

456
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,364
that son of a bitch
take it from me.

457
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,541
You do your part...

458
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:07,804
And I'll do mine.

459
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,719
Yes, ma'am.

460
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:11,591
And after he's gone,

461
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:15,551
I'll be in that big house
all alone.

462
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,249
Big house?

463
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,382
Big house...

464
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,819
[Jazz music playing]

465
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:25,039
[Gary] <i>[VO] Of course,
I'd charge a high</i>

466
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:27,389
<i>society person more
just to seem more realistic,</i>

467
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:30,087
<i>but to me any payment
was evidence, so...</i>

468
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,046
<i>I'd take whatever
they were able to give.</i>

469
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:35,441
[coins clinking]

470
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:38,139
It's not that much, but
you can have these, too.

471
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:42,230
[Gary/"Beck"] Do you really
wanna kill your mom, Monte?

472
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,757
You're young.

473
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:50,107
You'll be making yourself
an orphan.

474
00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:51,892
That's the point.

475
00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:54,416
Did I ask your opinion?

476
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,939
Kill the bitch.

477
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,245
[Gary] <i>[VO] And they ended up</i>

478
00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:59,203
<i>giving this little
future school-shooter</i>

479
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,118
<i>adjudicated probation...</i>

480
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:02,598
Okay, Boss.

481
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:05,209
[bluesy music playing]

482
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,690
<i>My would-be employers
ran the gamut.</i>

483
00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:10,389
<i>Evenly divided between
men and women,</i>

484
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,391
<i>young and old,
rich and poor.</i>

485
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:14,871
[knocks on door]

486
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:21,965
I like suicide.
That seems clean.

487
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:26,274
Doesn't it? That's the dream.

488
00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:28,450
But... a left-handed person
doesn't shoot themselves

489
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,321
with their right hand.

490
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:33,020
A person with a phobia
for heights doesn't jump.

491
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:37,981
A well-tied noose
requires studying.

492
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,983
Suicidal people wanna
leave this world quickly.

493
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:42,072
They don't want to
explain themselves.

494
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:45,336
Neither do I.

495
00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,643
Maybe... surprise me?

496
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,340
Sounds lovely.

497
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,647
[bluesy music playing]

498
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,475
[Tammy] See, I filed a mental
health warning against him

499
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,825
a while back,
describing him as suicidal,

500
00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:58,959
so it'll make sense to everyone.

501
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:02,702
Then I can sue his doctors
for malpractice.

502
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:05,966
You are smart lady.

503
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:07,402
I'm thinking cut the wrists,

504
00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:11,058
then hold him
'til he bleeds to death?

505
00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:12,755
I am in service beezness.

506
00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:15,236
I heard that was
a fairly painless way to go,

507
00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:16,803
bleeding to death...

508
00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:20,894
Now I-- I don't have
the kind of money

509
00:24:20,894 --> 00:24:23,070
you were talking about
on the phone in cash,

510
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:27,248
but I have a deal that'll be
worth even more to you.

511
00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:31,382
See.

512
00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:35,909
You can have this boat,

513
00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:37,606
but you can't sell it
in Louisiana

514
00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:40,348
'cause there's an insurance
claim against it.

515
00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:42,219
But you take it over
to East Texas, Beaumont

516
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:44,265
or Port Arthur... [chuckles]

517
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,833
I guarantee you'll get
at least 6,000 for it.

518
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,269
Speed boat.

519
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:52,447
Like <i>Miami Vice</i>.

520
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,930
Yeah! Like <i>Miami Vice</i>!
[laughs]

521
00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:01,108
[♪]

522
00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:11,858
Believe me, we will get to
all of this eventually,

523
00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:16,253
but let me jump in
and pose a question

524
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:17,951
'cause I think
it's going to be a lot of

525
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:20,736
what we're going to be
exploring this semester--

526
00:25:20,736 --> 00:25:24,261
these concepts of personality,
self, and consciousness.

527
00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:28,962
So, my simple question is:

528
00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:33,314
How many of you think
you know yourselves?

529
00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:39,450
Have a strong sense of
who you are?

530
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:42,453
Oh, come on,
you don't know yourselves?

531
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:44,107
Of course, you do.

532
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:46,457
Your entire being is invested
with this notion of self.

533
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,764
It has to be
for its own survival.

534
00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:51,332
But what we'll be doing
this semester

535
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:54,640
is challenging this notion.

536
00:25:54,640 --> 00:26:00,733
What if your self
is a construction,

537
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:04,475
an illusion, an act,
a role you've been playing

538
00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:07,174
every day since
you can remember?

539
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:08,915
<i>[VO] It's always a
poignant moment</i>

540
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:11,613
<i>when your ex is having a kid
with someone else.</i>

541
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,746
We'll see.

542
00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:15,574
Seems like
a pretty good class.

543
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,314
[Gary] <i>[VO] I know many people
despise their exes, but...</i>

544
00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:18,620
I'm glad you approve.

545
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,840
<i>Alicia might have been
my best friend.</i>

546
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,885
<i>Or at least
the person who knew me best.</i>

547
00:26:22,885 --> 00:26:24,626
If the self is a construct,

548
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:30,414
and it's all just role play,
do you think people can change?

549
00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:33,766
Yeah,
within our set-points,

550
00:26:33,766 --> 00:26:35,245
which really isn't that much.

551
00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:37,552
Yeah, I was
never really sure about that.

552
00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:38,988
You know, th--there's--
there's actually been

553
00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:41,382
a lot of recent research
and data that says we can.

554
00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:44,951
Enlighten me.

555
00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:46,474
I mean,
I've been reading a lot recently

556
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:47,997
about how researchers
are finding that people

557
00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:50,826
can change their personalities
well into their adulthood.

558
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:54,177
And, I mean, I'm working with
numerous clients on it.

559
00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:56,658
All right. Define change.

560
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:58,878
Okay. Hmm.

561
00:26:58,878 --> 00:27:00,836
The five traits that make up
personality.

562
00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:03,360
Right? Extroversion,
openness to experience,

563
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,753
emotional stability,
agreeableness

564
00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:07,016
and conscientiousness...
they can--

565
00:27:07,016 --> 00:27:09,192
they can all be altered
within just a few months.

566
00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,151
In what sense?

567
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:14,284
Well, you-- I mean, you have--
you have to embody the trait

568
00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:16,025
rather than just think about it.

569
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,853
You know, it's-- it's like
the "as if" principle,

570
00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:20,377
where you behave "as if" you are
the person you want to be,

571
00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:22,858
and then pretty soon
you might realize...

572
00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:24,207
that is you.

573
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:28,124
The old you goes...
where exactly?

574
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:31,693
Still there, just-- just
dialed down significantly,

575
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,391
and the-- the new you
is dialed up.

576
00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:37,743
So, you just
didn't have a couple decades

577
00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,570
to wait for me to change?

578
00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:44,967
Well, uh-- [laughs]

579
00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:47,274
if there was one thing
you seemed least interested in,

580
00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,058
it was probably change.

581
00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:50,930
I've accepted the idea

582
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:53,367
a normal relationship
isn't in my cards.

583
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,890
No. What-- what--
what is normal?

584
00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:56,239
I mean, look--
look at it this way:

585
00:27:56,239 --> 00:27:58,720
everyone is
at least a little fucked up.

586
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,113
You just need to find someone

587
00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:02,115
who is a little fucked up
in a way that you like.

588
00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,594
Or at least, I don't know,

589
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,074
in a way that complements
your own fucked-upness.

590
00:28:05,074 --> 00:28:06,902
And that is a different
kind of survival technique

591
00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:10,384
that would involve
another person.

592
00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:12,821
Okay... [chuckles]

593
00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:13,909
Okay...

594
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,216
Speaking of, um-- fucked up,

595
00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,609
I-- I-- I don't know,
I thought you were just doing

596
00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:22,526
like tech support stuff
for the police,

597
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:25,094
and now you're like a full-blown
undercover murder-stopper?

598
00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:27,096
[laughs] Yeah.

599
00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:29,098
That's me.
- [Alicia laughs]

600
00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:31,274
I'm sorry,
that must be so weird.

601
00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:32,667
You know, I'm never
gonna give up teaching,

602
00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:35,583
but this undercover thing
is like field research.

603
00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:36,715
How so?

604
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,108
Oh, man,
you would not believe

605
00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:41,458
the side of humanity
I'm hanging out with.

606
00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:43,983
And a lot of it is seeing

607
00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:47,421
how love has just
curdled into hate,

608
00:28:47,421 --> 00:28:50,467
and murder is just
the best way out.

609
00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,600
[chuckles]

610
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:58,780
Wow. I-—I-- I have a feeling
you never wanted to murder me

611
00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,695
when we were married.

612
00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:02,958
You're saying
it like it's a bad thing?

613
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:06,179
Well, no, no.
It's just an observation.

614
00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:08,747
I mean, to kill someone,
you'd-- I'd just imagine

615
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,880
you'd have to be capable of
some serious passion.

616
00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:16,276
I'm not incapable of passion.

617
00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:20,149
For certain things,
yes, definitely, but...

618
00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,456
I think you should see someone.

619
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:23,849
Like a therapist?

620
00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:25,807
No, no.
Like a-—like a woman.

621
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:28,462
Or whatever.

622
00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:30,943
I have the loyal company
of Id and Ego.

623
00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:32,335
[laughs] Okay...

624
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,685
You need to see a woman
and a therapist.

625
00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:41,040
[indistinct chatter]

626
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,345
[Jasper] I'm tellin' ya,
I just--

627
00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:45,174
don't think it's the best
use of my skills.

628
00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:46,349
Just remember, Jasper,

629
00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,960
if it weren't
for the police union,

630
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,440
you wouldn't even have
a job right now.

631
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,051
Understood, uh--

632
00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:55,663
but now that I am back,
I should have my job back.

633
00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:57,317
You know, at least
I'm trained for it.

634
00:29:57,317 --> 00:30:00,189
Um... maybe you hadn't heard
since you were on suspension,

635
00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:02,496
but Gary's done a great job.

636
00:30:02,496 --> 00:30:05,760
His conviction rate is high,
and quite frankly,

637
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,544
he's got a better range
than you do.

638
00:30:07,544 --> 00:30:09,372
[scoffs]

639
00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:11,070
Do you believe that, Gary?

640
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:19,165
Do you guys think
that's true?

641
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,256
Stats don't lie...

642
00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:25,127
[Sgt. Hank] You don't
like your position, Jasper?

643
00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:27,303
Maybe I can find something
for you over in traffic patrol.

644
00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:28,957
Well, shit.

645
00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:31,133
Why don't you just have me clean
the toilets around here, Sarge?

646
00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:33,527
I could do that! [chuckles]

647
00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:35,529
Since you're being the asshole,

648
00:30:35,529 --> 00:30:37,618
I'll just come right out
and say it:

649
00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:40,882
we're trying to
hide your face, okay?

650
00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,971
"Who's that beating up
those teenagers?"

651
00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:44,886
Not for no reason...

652
00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:46,496
Maybe you've forgotten,
Jasper,

653
00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:48,585
unlike the nine million other
people who watched your video,

654
00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:50,239
but we got an angry public
out there.

655
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:53,242
And we don't want them
in our business.

656
00:30:53,242 --> 00:31:00,032
So, take my advice, do yourself
and all of us a favor,

657
00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:02,599
lay low and keep
your goddamn mouth shut.

658
00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:04,950
Can you do that?

659
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,473
Anything else?

660
00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:15,090
[keyboard clacking]

661
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,658
[Gary] <i>[VO]
Mother was Miss Del Rio.</i>

662
00:31:17,658 --> 00:31:20,443
<i>They all moved to New Orleans
after Katrina.</i>

663
00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:24,317
<i>Parents divorced...
no father in the picture.</i>

664
00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:28,930
<i>Short stints hairdressing,
flight attendant.</i>

665
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:31,063
<i>Married to husband,
Ray Masters.</i>

666
00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:34,805
<i>Works in his family's
oil and gas business.</i>

667
00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:36,938
<i>Then...</i>

668
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,940
<i>nothing.</i>

669
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:41,203
<i>No criminal record...</i>

670
00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:44,076
<i>A couple of domestic
complaints... no arrests.</i>

671
00:31:45,816 --> 00:31:46,905
Hmm.

672
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,564
[clicks tongue]
So, Madison,

673
00:31:57,176 --> 00:32:00,048
[sighs] who is your hitman?

674
00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:03,182
[♪]

675
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:08,013
[streetcar horn blaring]

676
00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:27,902
[footsteps approaching]

677
00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:29,556
[spoon clinks]

678
00:32:32,776 --> 00:32:35,954
Are you enjoying your pie?

679
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,694
All pie is good pie.

680
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:41,611
Hm.

681
00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:43,004
Ron.

682
00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,397
Madison.

683
00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:49,184
[clears throat]

684
00:32:56,975 --> 00:33:00,369
So, tell me, Madison,
what do you do for a living?

685
00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:02,023
Devoted wife.

686
00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:04,025
Obviously.

687
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:06,201
I assume that's what
we're here to talk about.

688
00:33:06,201 --> 00:33:07,811
Mm-hmm.

689
00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:10,466
And to answer your question, um,

690
00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:14,253
he-- he doesn't
let me work.

691
00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,211
He doesn't really
let me do anything.

692
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:20,520
Can I have a bite of that pie?

693
00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:24,567
Sure.

694
00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:27,266
He has me on this stupid diet.

695
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,793
Mmm. Oh, this is good.

696
00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:34,012
[chuckles]

697
00:33:36,927 --> 00:33:38,494
Oh, he's cute.

698
00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:42,237
You a dog person?

699
00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:46,285
Do I look like a cat person?

700
00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:48,548
Yeah.
I don't really get cats.

701
00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,506
Kinda creepy... you know?

702
00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:52,030
Really?

703
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,944
Yeah, all those stories...

704
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,295
What stories?

705
00:33:56,295 --> 00:33:57,818
Oh, the ones about, like,

706
00:33:57,818 --> 00:34:00,734
jealous cats smothering babies,
that kind of stuff.

707
00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:01,778
Whoa.

708
00:34:01,778 --> 00:34:04,303
- Uh-huh.
- I'm-- um--

709
00:34:04,303 --> 00:34:06,783
Do you know someone
who's lost a child

710
00:34:06,783 --> 00:34:09,960
to a murderous, jealous cat?

711
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,788
I'm just trying to do
my fact-checking here.

712
00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:13,790
- Not, like, personally.
- Okay.

713
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:16,402
But I've heard it from,
like, a lot of people.

714
00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:18,099
Well, then there you go.

715
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,622
We got to get
to the bottom of this.

716
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:20,580
I agree.

717
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,451
Detective...

718
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:25,454
did we pull any paw prints
off the victim?

719
00:34:25,454 --> 00:34:28,979
No, sir,
but we're herding suspects now.

720
00:34:28,979 --> 00:34:32,113
Ugh, no small challenge
as we know.

721
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:36,117
Ugh... utter cat-astrophe.

722
00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:38,641
[laughs] What?

723
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,429
Oh, you're good.

724
00:34:43,429 --> 00:34:44,691
You, too.

725
00:34:50,349 --> 00:34:52,090
So, what do you do...?

726
00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:57,269
Oh.

727
00:34:57,269 --> 00:34:58,270
I'm sorry. I forgot.

728
00:34:58,270 --> 00:35:00,141
No, it's okay.

729
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:05,320
This is... is a lot.

730
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,714
Yeah. Um.

731
00:35:08,932 --> 00:35:11,065
I can't believe I'm doing this.

732
00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:15,722
You're in good hands with me.

733
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,508
So... how-—h-how does
this usually work?

734
00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,685
How do you want it to work?

735
00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:23,991
I don't know.

736
00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:27,212
I'm just really scared.

737
00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:31,303
Why are you scared?

738
00:35:33,348 --> 00:35:35,698
Because he's a bad person.

739
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,919
You don't know
what I married into,

740
00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:42,227
and it just keeps getting
worse and worse.

741
00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:47,493
I hear you.

742
00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:48,929
Hmm.

743
00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:55,065
Did you always know
you wanted to be a...?

744
00:35:58,068 --> 00:36:00,332
Not exactly a childhood dream.

745
00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:02,638
Do you ever think about it...

746
00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:05,728
like, if you did something else?

747
00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:09,079
Or-- or if you chose
a different path?

748
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:14,737
I don't overthink things.
I'm not very sentimental.

749
00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:17,305
Yeah.
Well, we all have regrets.

750
00:36:19,089 --> 00:36:20,395
Well, in my line of work,

751
00:36:20,395 --> 00:36:22,484
I can't afford
to think that way.

752
00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:24,530
I wish I could do that.

753
00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:26,488
But I just feel like
I'm in prison,

754
00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:29,535
and I'm gonna die in prison.

755
00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:31,624
But I'm not gonna die in prison.

756
00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:33,582
Because what if
me coming here,

757
00:36:33,582 --> 00:36:36,411
and-- and meeting with you
is the best decision

758
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:39,458
that I've ever made because
it's for-- it's for me?

759
00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:42,200
[sighs]

760
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:44,941
[phone beeps]

761
00:36:44,941 --> 00:36:46,769
Uh--

762
00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:47,988
Sorry.

763
00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:49,076
[phone beeps]

764
00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:51,121
[clears throat]

765
00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:52,340
Shit.

766
00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:54,995
Oh, it's-- it's him.

767
00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,823
I have to go,
but I brought the...

768
00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:58,868
[clears throat] Can
I throw something out there?

769
00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:03,133
Listen, there's nothing
in this for me.

770
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:04,961
Technically I'm un-employing
myself here,

771
00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:08,965
but do your future self,

772
00:37:08,965 --> 00:37:11,707
the one that deserves
a happy, fulfilling life,

773
00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:15,407
that can still have that,
a big favor.

774
00:37:15,407 --> 00:37:19,585
Take what's in there
and get a new life.

775
00:37:19,585 --> 00:37:20,716
Right now.

776
00:37:20,716 --> 00:37:22,022
Don't go home.

777
00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:25,330
And, if you need anything

778
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,855
or if you change your mind...

779
00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:31,597
you have my number.

780
00:37:35,775 --> 00:37:37,777
[streetcar rattles past]

781
00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:40,823
[phone rings]

782
00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:51,486
Hello?

783
00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:53,575
So, you're a fuckin'
life coach now?

784
00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:54,968
Is what I just saw
and listened to

785
00:37:54,968 --> 00:37:56,709
what I saw and listened to?

786
00:37:56,709 --> 00:37:57,666
<i>I'm not believing it.</i>

787
00:37:57,666 --> 00:37:59,277
What?

788
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,496
What? Never mind
our sting operation...

789
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,498
Let me be your therapist?

790
00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:05,370
[Gary] She's not a killer.

791
00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:06,806
She just needs to
get it together.

792
00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:09,678
I'm just out here serving
the overall public good.

793
00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:12,507
[scoffs] Public good?

794
00:38:12,507 --> 00:38:16,642
Wh--what you just did was
one of the most unprofessional

795
00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:19,340
<i>things I've ever witnessed.</i>

796
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,689
See? See?

797
00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:22,865
This is what happens
when you hire an amateur.

798
00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:23,779
C'mon.

799
00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:25,346
I steered clear of entrapment...

800
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,435
[Jasper] <i>No, you let the jury
decide that.</i>

801
00:38:27,435 --> 00:38:28,784
<i>At least you got 'em
in custody.</i>

802
00:38:28,784 --> 00:38:30,917
Okay. We can agree
to disagree on technique.

803
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,353
It's over.

804
00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:34,050
And did you notice
how cute she was?

805
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:36,531
I wonder if that had
anything to do with it?

806
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:38,620
Well, we'll never know,
will we?

807
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,361
Since this weirdo let her off

808
00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:43,973
before she could start
incriminating herself.

809
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:48,238
It was, um... let's say,
an unusual outcome,

810
00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:50,719
<i>and it'll be written up
as such.</i>

811
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,112
Okay, fine...

812
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:55,724
Okay, talk soon, Gary.

813
00:38:55,724 --> 00:38:57,726
- [Gary] <i>All right.</i>
- Bye, Gary.

814
00:38:57,726 --> 00:38:58,727
[Gary] <i>Bye.</i>

815
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:05,038
Geez Louise,
he's sweatin' Gary hard.

816
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:06,822
[Phil] <i>I've seen this before:</i>

817
00:39:06,822 --> 00:39:09,259
<i>starter goes down,
back-up comes in</i>

818
00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:12,219
<i>and just kicks ass
forever more.</i>

819
00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:14,526
I mean, I know he dropped
the ball on this one,

820
00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:15,918
but what's the name he used?

821
00:39:15,918 --> 00:39:18,268
- Ron.
- Yo, Ron is fuckin' dope.

822
00:39:18,268 --> 00:39:21,010
[laughs] He's like
a Caucasian Idris.

823
00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:23,143
I would love
to grab a beer with that guy,

824
00:39:23,143 --> 00:39:25,101
and I'm not talking about Gary.

825
00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:27,277
I would get black-out drunk
with Ron.

826
00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:28,670
I'd let him talk me
into ripping lines

827
00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:29,932
on the way to Vegas.

828
00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:32,413
I would rip my I.U.D. out
for Ron.

829
00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:34,415
<i>I wouldn't share a straw
with Gary.</i>

830
00:39:34,415 --> 00:39:37,418
[Phil] <i>Gary is hung
like a straw, but Ron,</i>

831
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:40,290
<i>strictly nightstick.</i>

832
00:39:40,290 --> 00:39:41,944
I mean, it's kind
of sounding like

833
00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:45,121
you would fuck Ron, too.

834
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:47,602
I would
take your sloppy seconds,

835
00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:48,864
<i>if it were Ron.</i>

836
00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:54,914
...this whole prosecution
has been nothing more

837
00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:59,484
than an entrapping,
sting operation!

838
00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:03,575
And this guy...

839
00:40:03,575 --> 00:40:06,926
is the most dishonest,
manipulative,

840
00:40:06,926 --> 00:40:10,538
fraudulent kind of person
there is!

841
00:40:10,538 --> 00:40:14,455
This Gary Johnson
isn't a human-being.

842
00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,980
For a human being has humanity.

843
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,417
Empathy!

844
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:25,292
A human-being aids
in moments of weakness.

845
00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:29,122
Gary Johnson preys on the weak.

846
00:40:29,122 --> 00:40:32,647
And as far as
legal procedures go,

847
00:40:32,647 --> 00:40:35,955
it's like this undercover ghoul

848
00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:42,614
is using an AR-15
to kill a mosquito!

849
00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:44,659
[Gary] <i>[VO]
I am so used to this.</i>

850
00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:47,357
<i>While I've put forth a ton
of irrefutable evidence,</i>

851
00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:50,622
<i>all they've got is to somehow
make me the villain.</i>

852
00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:52,188
<i>And I know they're
just doing their jobs,</i>

853
00:40:52,188 --> 00:40:55,191
<i>but a personal attack
is still a personal attack</i>

854
00:40:55,191 --> 00:40:59,500
<i>and kind of sucks
to have to listen to.</i>

855
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:02,938
We, the jury, find the
defendant guilty as charged.

856
00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:05,027
[Gary] <i>[VO] But in the
"people are forever</i>

857
00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:08,466
<i>mysteries" category,
this would often happen:</i>

858
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,338
I mean, I've forgiven her.
She's forgiven me,

859
00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:14,341
and, hell, I've done much worse.

860
00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:16,082
I think she deserves
a second chance...

861
00:41:16,082 --> 00:41:18,563
[Gary] <i>[VO] Which was usually
followed by this:</i>

862
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:21,391
In light of all the evidence
and testimony we've heard,

863
00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:25,657
we find the defendant
not guilty.

864
00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:28,181
[woman] Congratulations, Tammy!

865
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:29,661
[smooches]

866
00:41:31,706 --> 00:41:34,187
[Gary] <i>[VO] Maybe their love
wasn't perfect,</i>

867
00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:35,405
<i>but it was something.</i>

868
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,973
[Marcus] I hear ya.

869
00:41:37,973 --> 00:41:40,541
I swear, our country's
legal system...

870
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:43,936
Pull!
- [gun fires]

871
00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:45,851
...is fuckin' fucked.

872
00:41:45,851 --> 00:41:47,156
Here you go.
- [Gary] Ah, no.

873
00:41:47,156 --> 00:41:49,768
You need the practice
a lot more than I do!

874
00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:51,291
All right, then.

875
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:52,901
[exhales]
You can't blame someone

876
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,903
for taking the law
in their own hands.

877
00:41:54,903 --> 00:41:56,949
You know, there's a thing
I really believe in.

878
00:41:56,949 --> 00:41:59,473
- What's that?
- That is personal justice

879
00:41:59,473 --> 00:42:01,910
for when our pussified
justice system fails.

880
00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:03,477
When we do this,

881
00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:05,740
and we do this right--
- Right.

882
00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:08,090
personal justice,
that's gonna be yours.

883
00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:10,571
You didn't take all that
unfairness laying down.

884
00:42:10,571 --> 00:42:12,225
Hell, no I didn't.

885
00:42:13,835 --> 00:42:15,489
Pull!
- [metal swings]

886
00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:16,751
[gun fires]

887
00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:18,013
[Gary winces]

888
00:42:18,013 --> 00:42:20,581
Now, that's the America
I miss right there.

889
00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:22,757
- [Gary] Amen, amen.
- Uh-huh.

890
00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:24,193
Look, [clears throat]

891
00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:25,891
there are three things
you need to kill a man.

892
00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:26,761
Yes.

893
00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:27,893
- The gun.
- Right.

894
00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:28,981
- The bullets.
- Mm-hmm.

895
00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:30,460
And the balls.

896
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:32,637
And, boy, I am stockpiled
on three of those things.

897
00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:35,901
[winces] Son of a bitch,
Tanner.

898
00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:40,122
Pull!
- [metal swings]

899
00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:41,950
[gun fires]

900
00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:43,604
That's what I'm talkin'
about right there.

901
00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:46,738
[upbeat jazz music plays]

902
00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:53,396
[cell phone dings]

903
00:43:09,630 --> 00:43:11,980
[Gary] <i>[VO] I would, of course,
never cross this line.</i>

904
00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:14,374
<i>I'm a professional.</i>

905
00:43:14,374 --> 00:43:16,289
<i>But technically,
she didn't text me.</i>

906
00:43:16,289 --> 00:43:19,248
<i>She texted Ron.</i>

907
00:43:19,248 --> 00:43:20,728
<i>But I don't think
I'm a dog person.</i>

908
00:43:20,728 --> 00:43:22,469
<i>In fact, I may be
allergic to them.</i>

909
00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:23,949
<i>Physically and emotionally.</i>

910
00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:25,254
<i>I find them to be too needy,</i>

911
00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:28,388
<i>just pandering to
whoever holds the meat.</i>

912
00:43:29,824 --> 00:43:34,263
<i>But... at the end of the day,
we're all spineless...</i>

913
00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:35,961
<i>we beg for more,
embarrass ourselves</i>

914
00:43:35,961 --> 00:43:38,659
<i>for the scraps of others...</i>

915
00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:41,357
<i>Dogs just don't
apologize for it.</i>

916
00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:43,795
[puppies yapping]

917
00:43:43,795 --> 00:43:45,579
Buddy... [laughs]

918
00:43:50,802 --> 00:43:52,455
[Madison] You made it!

919
00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:55,154
Wow, I-- I thought
I loved puppies.

920
00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:57,156
Well, I gargle barbecue sauce

921
00:43:57,156 --> 00:43:59,549
like Listerine
before these things.

922
00:43:59,549 --> 00:44:01,116
Keeps the bitches bitchin'.

923
00:44:01,116 --> 00:44:03,858
[chuckles]

924
00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:04,946
I'm glad you came.

925
00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:06,731
I'm glad you invited me.

926
00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:09,908
So, how are you?

927
00:44:09,908 --> 00:44:13,302
I'm fine. I'm fine.

928
00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:14,652
The real question is,
how are you?

929
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,044
Oh. I'm-- I'm great.

930
00:44:16,044 --> 00:44:18,220
Yeah. I'm-- I'm great.

931
00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:20,135
I-- I got out of there
almost immediately.

932
00:44:20,135 --> 00:44:22,572
I have my own place now
in Saint Roch.

933
00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:24,879
I mean, it's a... mess,
but it's mine.

934
00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:28,883
So, I love it.
I'm getting a divorce.

935
00:44:28,883 --> 00:44:30,624
- Wow.
- Yeah.

936
00:44:30,624 --> 00:44:33,801
Sometimes you just gotta
make a move.

937
00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:36,630
I'm so happy for you.

938
00:44:38,066 --> 00:44:40,416
You know, when I saw your text,
I thought,

939
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:43,245
is she picking a dog charity
as the place to re-engage me?

940
00:44:43,245 --> 00:44:46,161
No! Oh God, no. No.

941
00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:52,385
That crazy moment has passed.
New me, new life, he's...

942
00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:54,822
And look at you now.

943
00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:56,650
- You like the hair?
- Oh, I love the hair.

944
00:44:56,650 --> 00:45:00,436
[chuckles] He hated it.

945
00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:02,743
Hated dogs, hated miniskirts.
So, you know what?

946
00:45:02,743 --> 00:45:04,745
I'm just making up
for lost time.

947
00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:07,530
Well, I'm just so happy

948
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,707
this is how
it's all going for you.

949
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,012
Thank you.

950
00:45:11,012 --> 00:45:13,406
No, but really thank you.

951
00:45:13,406 --> 00:45:15,364
Like I don't want to be
weird or anything,

952
00:45:15,364 --> 00:45:16,931
but I kinda couldn't
have done it without you.

953
00:45:16,931 --> 00:45:18,237
There! I said it.

954
00:45:19,891 --> 00:45:23,633
I don't get a lot of
thank you's in my line of work.

955
00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:26,636
Yeah, I guess not.

956
00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:27,899
[Jill] Madison...

957
00:45:28,943 --> 00:45:30,728
we have a situation
in the husky cage.

958
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,207
Code brown.

959
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:33,121
- Hi.
- [Jill] Hi.

960
00:45:33,121 --> 00:45:35,428
Oh, um, Ron, Jill.

961
00:45:35,428 --> 00:45:36,646
Jill, Ron.

962
00:45:36,646 --> 00:45:38,561
Nice to meet you.
You need any help?

963
00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:40,781
No, we're good. You okay?

964
00:45:40,781 --> 00:45:43,784
I'm good. I got things to do!

965
00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:45,655
[Madison] Okay.

966
00:45:45,655 --> 00:45:47,092
- Wow.
- [Madison giggles]

967
00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:48,963
[Gary/"Ron"] It's long.
It's long.

968
00:45:48,963 --> 00:45:50,138
Go, go, go!

969
00:45:50,138 --> 00:45:52,358
[kids shouting]

970
00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:54,969
There it is!

971
00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:57,319
[shouts]

972
00:45:59,321 --> 00:46:01,802
[country music playing]

973
00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:03,456
[Madison] No.

974
00:46:03,456 --> 00:46:04,979
No, no. I don't buy it.

975
00:46:04,979 --> 00:46:06,198
[Gary/"Ron"] What?

976
00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:07,373
You're not a hitman.

977
00:46:07,373 --> 00:46:10,463
You can't be.
You cuddled puppies.

978
00:46:10,463 --> 00:46:12,334
You played with kids.

979
00:46:12,334 --> 00:46:14,815
You've opened
every door for me tonight.

980
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:17,557
And yet...
you kill people for money?

981
00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:22,214
Chivalry may be dead,
but I didn't kill it.

982
00:46:22,214 --> 00:46:24,825
And I tried looking you
up and nothing.

983
00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:26,522
It's like you don't even exist.

984
00:46:28,524 --> 00:46:31,266
I guess I'm just your fantasy.

985
00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:32,354
Okay.

986
00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:33,355
[chuckles]

987
00:46:33,355 --> 00:46:35,009
We'll see about that.

988
00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:39,971
How many?

989
00:46:39,971 --> 00:46:41,799
Wait, I don't wanna--
No, I do wanna know.

990
00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:47,674
What? Does a gentleman
not kill and tell?

991
00:46:47,674 --> 00:46:50,764
Okay.
For the record, I love people.

992
00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:52,374
And yet, you kill them.

993
00:46:52,374 --> 00:46:54,115
Not just randomly.

994
00:46:55,421 --> 00:46:57,249
It's always with a purpose.

995
00:46:57,249 --> 00:46:59,512
To protect.

996
00:46:59,512 --> 00:47:00,730
And make no mistake,

997
00:47:00,730 --> 00:47:04,038
there are some people
who need killing.

998
00:47:04,038 --> 00:47:05,431
Right?

999
00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:09,652
Right.

1000
00:47:11,393 --> 00:47:14,701
So, what's the biggest
difference between--

1001
00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:17,051
between the real you
and your occupation?

1002
00:47:17,051 --> 00:47:19,880
[sucks in] Hmmm...

1003
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:25,581
I'd say the real me
is a people person.

1004
00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:27,235
I like to have a good time.

1005
00:47:27,235 --> 00:47:32,153
But... to be most effective
in this job,

1006
00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:35,026
I have to be
a bit of a lone wolf.

1007
00:47:35,026 --> 00:47:37,245
I have to never draw
any attention to myself.

1008
00:47:37,245 --> 00:47:40,379
I-- I don't want anyone
to remember my face.

1009
00:47:40,379 --> 00:47:42,076
I don't want to
over or under tip.

1010
00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:45,645
I don't want to be pulled into
memorable conversations.

1011
00:47:48,343 --> 00:47:51,259
That's why I drive
a Honda Civic...

1012
00:47:51,259 --> 00:47:53,305
I want it to seem like
I don't exist.

1013
00:47:53,827 --> 00:47:55,394
[chuckles] I don't know.

1014
00:47:55,394 --> 00:47:57,613
That's the professional
side of me.

1015
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,662
Tell me a little more about
the unprofessional side.

1016
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:07,580
I'd say...

1017
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:09,103
being here with you right now

1018
00:48:09,103 --> 00:48:13,194
is pretty damn
unprofessional, but hey...

1019
00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:15,501
Good. I don't want you
too professional.

1020
00:48:18,634 --> 00:48:20,332
How do you want me?

1021
00:48:25,206 --> 00:48:26,338
[Madison] What?

1022
00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:29,602
Do I scare you?

1023
00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:32,083
No.

1024
00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:33,127
Do I scare you?

1025
00:48:33,127 --> 00:48:34,650
Should I be scared?

1026
00:48:37,610 --> 00:48:39,655
That depends on
what your intentions are.

1027
00:48:42,397 --> 00:48:43,877
Okay.

1028
00:48:45,531 --> 00:48:48,447
You want to know all about me.
But what about you?

1029
00:48:48,447 --> 00:48:51,319
You know all you need to know.

1030
00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:52,451
Is that right?

1031
00:48:54,279 --> 00:48:57,543
[door opens and closes]

1032
00:48:58,457 --> 00:49:00,024
<i>[VO] I was once told
I think too much</i>

1033
00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:01,590
<i>to be a good lover.</i>

1034
00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:04,680
<i>She said exceptional sex
requires a lack of thought,</i>

1035
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,987
<i>a certain amount of
animal abandon...</i>

1036
00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:13,385
<i>I liked Ron.
He wasn't a thinker.</i>

1037
00:49:13,385 --> 00:49:14,908
<i>He was a do-er.</i>

1038
00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:25,136
<i>So, I don't know if
I was just better as Ron,</i>

1039
00:49:25,136 --> 00:49:27,616
<i>or if it was
that electric charge</i>

1040
00:49:27,616 --> 00:49:29,357
<i>going through both of us...</i>

1041
00:49:29,357 --> 00:49:31,751
<i>I mean, after all,
in her mind, she was having sex</i>

1042
00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:34,014
<i>with someone who had murdered
a bunch of people,</i>

1043
00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,711
<i>and I was having sex
with someone</i>

1044
00:49:35,711 --> 00:49:38,627
<i>who was clearly capable of
having a lover killed.</i>

1045
00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:44,459
<i>I'm not proud to say this,
but it upped my game.</i>

1046
00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:48,681
[♪]

1047
00:49:51,205 --> 00:49:53,468
[Madison] You know, I haven't
been with anyone else

1048
00:49:53,468 --> 00:49:54,600
in so long...

1049
00:49:56,036 --> 00:49:57,820
Can I tell you something?

1050
00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:59,822
[Gary/"Ron"] What?

1051
00:49:59,822 --> 00:50:02,477
[Madison] This is fun.

1052
00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:03,913
[Gary/"Ron"] I agree.

1053
00:50:06,568 --> 00:50:10,007
I like this, us.

1054
00:50:11,443 --> 00:50:13,140
Yeah.

1055
00:50:16,665 --> 00:50:18,145
[smooches]

1056
00:50:18,145 --> 00:50:23,933
Look, on, uh, a full-disclosure,
cautionary note:

1057
00:50:23,933 --> 00:50:26,762
I've had a few girlfriends,
that early marriage,

1058
00:50:26,762 --> 00:50:30,897
but because of my line of work,
I generally have trouble

1059
00:50:30,897 --> 00:50:33,117
maintaining what
most would consider

1060
00:50:33,117 --> 00:50:36,250
a normal relationship.

1061
00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,035
Fuck normal.

1062
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,123
Amen.

1063
00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:40,907
Do you wanna see me again?

1064
00:50:42,256 --> 00:50:43,779
Yeah.

1065
00:50:45,433 --> 00:50:50,351
But it's a little complicated.
Isn't it?

1066
00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:51,831
It doesn't have to be.

1067
00:50:55,922 --> 00:51:00,057
Ugh. This is a bad idea.

1068
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,667
I suppose it is.

1069
00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:08,543
[sighs]

1070
00:51:11,590 --> 00:51:13,461
For instance, we can never
go to my place--

1071
00:51:13,461 --> 00:51:15,463
Good. I don't want to.

1072
00:51:15,463 --> 00:51:17,596
I can never give you
any info about my whereabouts,

1073
00:51:17,596 --> 00:51:18,814
at any time.

1074
00:51:18,814 --> 00:51:20,338
If I'm tracked or traced,

1075
00:51:20,338 --> 00:51:21,991
you'd be pulled right
in the middle of it.

1076
00:51:21,991 --> 00:51:23,993
I will see you when I see you.

1077
00:51:27,475 --> 00:51:30,478
And we can only get
so personal.

1078
00:51:30,478 --> 00:51:33,133
And the less you know about me,
the less I know about you,

1079
00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:35,440
Okay, what's your next line?

1080
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,137
"Don't fall in love with me?"

1081
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:42,273
I know what this is.

1082
00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:44,666
I don't want to know
where you live,

1083
00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:47,756
or what you're doing
at any given moment.

1084
00:51:47,756 --> 00:51:51,151
We're just going to meet here
whenever we want,

1085
00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:52,979
and nothing outside
of here matters.

1086
00:51:52,979 --> 00:51:56,069
[upbeat jazz music playing]

1087
00:51:56,983 --> 00:51:58,158
Well, okay then.

1088
00:51:58,158 --> 00:51:59,681
Well, okay.

1089
00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:01,118
So we agree to the terms?

1090
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,380
Where do I sign?

1091
00:52:07,994 --> 00:52:10,910
[smooches] Anywhere else
I need to sign?

1092
00:52:12,825 --> 00:52:15,741
Hmm. Initial here.

1093
00:52:15,741 --> 00:52:17,177
[smooches]

1094
00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:20,615
Anywhere else I need to initial?

1095
00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:24,576
We gotta make sure
this document is air tight.

1096
00:52:34,368 --> 00:52:37,980
[Gary] The Freudian concepts
of the Id and the Superego,

1097
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:39,330
are, in Jung's point of view,

1098
00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:42,724
in constant struggle
with each other.

1099
00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:45,074
<i>The "Superego"</i>

1100
00:52:45,074 --> 00:52:46,467
<i>[VO] is our conscience.</i>

1101
00:52:46,467 --> 00:52:48,165
<i>It rewards us
for behaving properly,</i>

1102
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:51,907
<i>adhering to societal norms,
moralistic standards.</i>

1103
00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:57,304
So, the "Id"...

1104
00:52:57,304 --> 00:52:59,306
<i>as humans, we have desires,</i>

1105
00:52:59,306 --> 00:53:01,178
<i>instincts that are primitive.</i>

1106
00:53:02,701 --> 00:53:06,357
<i>Urges that are solely based
in the pursuit of pleasure,</i>

1107
00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:08,968
ignoring the consequences.

1108
00:53:08,968 --> 00:53:10,230
Now the "Ego"

1109
00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:12,232
<i>is the middle-man.</i>

1110
00:53:12,232 --> 00:53:15,279
<i>The bridge between
instinct and logic...</i>

1111
00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:17,237
<i>the law and the lawless.</i>

1112
00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:19,631
<i>Forever attempting
to maximize pleasure</i>

1113
00:53:19,631 --> 00:53:22,286
<i>while minimizing the cost...</i>

1114
00:53:31,425 --> 00:53:32,905
[door opens]

1115
00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:35,081
[Madison] Welcome to
Madison Airlines.

1116
00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:39,955
Where we flying?

1117
00:53:39,955 --> 00:53:42,697
Somewhere hot... and tropical.

1118
00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:48,964
Please follow me
to the upper deck.

1119
00:53:48,964 --> 00:53:50,705
First class all the way.

1120
00:53:50,705 --> 00:53:52,620
Shh.

1121
00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:56,276
Sir, please unbuckle
your seatbelt.

1122
00:53:56,276 --> 00:53:57,930
It's for your own safety.

1123
00:54:02,761 --> 00:54:04,066
[belt clanks]

1124
00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:06,330
We're expecting
heavy turbulence...

1125
00:54:08,941 --> 00:54:11,030
So prepare to brace for impact.

1126
00:54:11,030 --> 00:54:14,163
[romantic music plays]

1127
00:54:35,315 --> 00:54:36,795
[moans]

1128
00:54:39,188 --> 00:54:42,757
I know we agreed not to
talk about stuff like this,

1129
00:54:42,757 --> 00:54:44,846
and you don't have to answer
if you don't want to,

1130
00:54:44,846 --> 00:54:50,374
but how do you do it
and not get caught?

1131
00:54:53,028 --> 00:54:57,206
Well, you gotta be smart,
thorough,

1132
00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:58,599
a few steps ahead of
what you know

1133
00:54:58,599 --> 00:55:00,166
they're going to be looking for.

1134
00:55:01,254 --> 00:55:03,996
You know, the dirty secret is,
most murders go unsolved,

1135
00:55:03,996 --> 00:55:05,563
especially around here.

1136
00:55:05,563 --> 00:55:10,481
So, my M.O., engage
in a more controlled area,

1137
00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:15,007
and then move the body
somewhere that says, "chaos."

1138
00:55:15,007 --> 00:55:16,313
Isn't that messy?

1139
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,359
Well, it can be
if you're not smart.

1140
00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:22,144
Quick, you're going to shoot me.
Where?

1141
00:55:22,144 --> 00:55:24,146
Um--

1142
00:55:24,146 --> 00:55:26,018
No! Lower.

1143
00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:27,193
Lower.

1144
00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:29,413
Lo-- okay. [laughs]

1145
00:55:31,676 --> 00:55:33,068
The heart.

1146
00:55:35,114 --> 00:55:36,637
I mean, [clears throat]

1147
00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:39,379
certain areas like
the head or the neck,

1148
00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:41,076
I mean, the blood
has nowhere to go but out.

1149
00:55:41,076 --> 00:55:42,426
[laughs]

1150
00:55:42,426 --> 00:55:44,253
Talk about a bloody mess.

1151
00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:47,866
I mean, and people, we're just
these big skin-bags of blood,

1152
00:55:47,866 --> 00:55:50,303
and you have this big
beautiful thoracic cavity

1153
00:55:50,303 --> 00:55:52,131
to hold it all in.

1154
00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:57,136
Until you can move the body...

1155
00:55:57,136 --> 00:56:00,008
set the scene,

1156
00:56:00,008 --> 00:56:01,793
tell the story
you want them to find.

1157
00:56:05,884 --> 00:56:07,102
<i>You know,
I was always too shy</i>

1158
00:56:07,102 --> 00:56:08,930
<i>to go out for
the high school play,</i>

1159
00:56:08,930 --> 00:56:11,411
<i>but I had somehow
found my stage,</i>

1160
00:56:11,411 --> 00:56:14,283
<i>and each arrest was like
a standing ovation.</i>

1161
00:56:14,283 --> 00:56:17,286
We're about to go into
the deep end of the pool here.

1162
00:56:18,592 --> 00:56:21,421
This is serious.

1163
00:56:21,421 --> 00:56:24,424
If I take this envelope
and leave...

1164
00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:29,429
This time tomorrow, her head
is in a Winn-Dixie bag.

1165
00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:32,301
The rest of her
is pig slop in Opelousas.

1166
00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:39,874
Now be absolutely clear with me.
Is that what you want?

1167
00:56:39,874 --> 00:56:41,093
Alright. I got this woman.

1168
00:56:41,093 --> 00:56:43,182
She's into this iPhone
swiping... Mm-hmm.

1169
00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:44,662
This boyfriend findin', right?

1170
00:56:44,662 --> 00:56:46,490
And she's slingin' her kitty
across the Causeway

1171
00:56:46,490 --> 00:56:47,621
with this manager
from the Piccadilly,

1172
00:56:47,621 --> 00:56:49,449
and then wanna
take everything, too?

1173
00:56:49,449 --> 00:56:52,365
Now, I-- I don't know how
things work where you from...

1174
00:56:52,365 --> 00:56:54,062
but from around here,

1175
00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:57,065
you don't take a man TV,
his dog, and his boat.

1176
00:56:57,065 --> 00:56:58,545
There's no way, T.

1177
00:57:00,895 --> 00:57:02,854
Kill the slut.

1178
00:57:02,854 --> 00:57:05,334
With pleasure.

1179
00:57:05,334 --> 00:57:08,381
Whew. [cackles]

1180
00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:14,648
[Defense Lawyer 2] Your Honor,
a psychopathic predator

1181
00:57:14,648 --> 00:57:17,825
will always be
a threat to society.

1182
00:57:17,825 --> 00:57:20,611
On the other hand,
someone who once commits

1183
00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:23,265
a crime of passion,
or sudden passion,

1184
00:57:23,265 --> 00:57:24,571
as it is known legally,

1185
00:57:24,571 --> 00:57:26,399
is no more likely
to commit that crime

1186
00:57:26,399 --> 00:57:28,923
than any other member
of society.

1187
00:57:28,923 --> 00:57:31,796
In this case,
I would characterize

1188
00:57:31,796 --> 00:57:35,713
just the intent to entertain
solicitation of murder,

1189
00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:37,715
although no
one was ultimately harmed,

1190
00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:39,499
as kind of a "sudden passion"

1191
00:57:39,499 --> 00:57:42,676
as opposed to attempted
pre-meditated murder.

1192
00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:43,982
Objection!

1193
00:57:43,982 --> 00:57:45,157
Overruled.

1194
00:57:45,157 --> 00:57:47,289
A question would be welcome.

1195
00:57:47,289 --> 00:57:50,597
Mr. Johnson, you testified
previously

1196
00:57:50,597 --> 00:57:54,340
that you felt this was
a pre-meditated act.

1197
00:57:54,340 --> 00:57:56,734
By that, did you mean
you conjuring this whole thing

1198
00:57:56,734 --> 00:57:58,562
and coercing them
into a murder scheme

1199
00:57:58,562 --> 00:58:00,259
was premeditated?

1200
00:58:00,259 --> 00:58:04,306
There was nothing sudden or
impulsive about our meeting.

1201
00:58:04,306 --> 00:58:08,528
The intent was clear.
The follow-through was detailed.

1202
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:09,877
Huh, [scoffs]

1203
00:58:09,877 --> 00:58:11,836
well, if you were not
attempting coercion...

1204
00:58:11,836 --> 00:58:13,533
why the research?

1205
00:58:13,533 --> 00:58:17,450
Why the costumes?
Why the disguises?

1206
00:58:17,450 --> 00:58:19,017
Sure, my client
has found himself

1207
00:58:19,017 --> 00:58:21,062
in compromising circumstances...

1208
00:58:21,062 --> 00:58:23,282
but my question to you,
Mr. Johnson.

1209
00:58:23,282 --> 00:58:25,284
What are your circumstances?

1210
00:58:25,284 --> 00:58:26,503
[Prosecution] Objection,
your honor!

1211
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,548
- [Judge] Sustained.
- What are you hiding

1212
00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:30,419
with these costumes?

1213
00:58:30,419 --> 00:58:31,769
Who are you trying to fool?

1214
00:58:31,769 --> 00:58:32,900
[Gary] <i>[VO] What would Ron do?</i>

1215
00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:33,901
[Prosecution]
Objection, the defense

1216
00:58:33,901 --> 00:58:35,207
is badgering the witness--

1217
00:58:35,207 --> 00:58:36,382
My job is not to analyze

1218
00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:37,905
the events around my meeting.

1219
00:58:37,905 --> 00:58:40,647
My job is to meet the client
at those circumstances.

1220
00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:44,999
Complete the picture they've
already drawn for themselves...

1221
00:58:44,999 --> 00:58:47,959
I'm not in the business
of second chances.

1222
00:58:50,701 --> 00:58:52,790
[footsteps approaching]

1223
00:58:52,790 --> 00:58:55,749
I got something
we can play with.

1224
00:58:55,749 --> 00:58:57,577
I like the sound of that.

1225
00:58:57,577 --> 00:58:58,622
What do you got back there?

1226
00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:00,754
Pick a hand.

1227
00:59:00,754 --> 00:59:01,886
Left.

1228
00:59:01,886 --> 00:59:03,540
- You lose.
- Whoa.

1229
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,717
Shit. What is that for?

1230
00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:10,721
Well, what do you think?
I'm a woman living by myself.

1231
00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:12,070
I gotta protect myself.

1232
00:59:12,070 --> 00:59:15,726
Plus, all that talk about murder
freaked me out.

1233
00:59:15,726 --> 00:59:17,292
Okay.

1234
00:59:17,292 --> 00:59:20,469
Trust me, that is not gonna be
making you any safer.

1235
00:59:20,469 --> 00:59:22,733
[Madison] You have a gun.

1236
00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:25,083
It's a little different.
I'm a professional.

1237
00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:26,737
Hmm.

1238
00:59:26,737 --> 00:59:29,870
Well, are you going to show me
how to use it or what?

1239
00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:31,263
Now?

1240
00:59:31,263 --> 00:59:33,178
Mm-hmm.

1241
00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:35,006
Didn't we have a contract?

1242
00:59:35,006 --> 00:59:37,182
Nothing outside of here matters?

1243
00:59:39,053 --> 00:59:42,579
We have to leave our love nest
at some point.

1244
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,102
Don't we?

1245
00:59:44,102 --> 00:59:45,277
Do we?

1246
00:59:46,147 --> 00:59:49,150
[shots fired]

1247
00:59:49,150 --> 00:59:52,240
[♪]

1248
00:59:54,765 --> 00:59:56,854
Okay. I suck.

1249
00:59:56,854 --> 00:59:58,290
Self-healing targets.

1250
00:59:58,290 --> 01:00:00,161
Why is this so hard?

1251
01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:01,206
Ah, it just takes practice.

1252
01:00:01,206 --> 01:00:02,990
Why don't you show me,
hot shot?

1253
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,908
Well, this distance

1254
01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:10,911
is for weekenders, tourists...

1255
01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:16,961
[shot fired]

1256
01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:20,225
That's my usual distance.

1257
01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:27,841
Okay, wait.
Just-- just hear me out.

1258
01:00:27,841 --> 01:00:31,366
So, if the moon controls
the tides, right?

1259
01:00:31,366 --> 01:00:33,368
- Yeah.
- And we're mostly water,

1260
01:00:33,368 --> 01:00:35,457
how could a full moon
not affect you?

1261
01:00:35,457 --> 01:00:37,590
Think about it.

1262
01:00:37,590 --> 01:00:39,679
Well, technically,
that makes no sense.

1263
01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:40,724
No, it makes sense.

1264
01:00:40,724 --> 01:00:42,247
No.

1265
01:00:42,247 --> 01:00:45,250
A phase of the moon has
nothing to do with gravity.

1266
01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:47,034
It has to do with shadows.

1267
01:00:47,034 --> 01:00:48,688
A phase is just
how much of the sun's light

1268
01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:50,429
we're blocking
on the way to the moon.

1269
01:00:50,429 --> 01:00:51,865
You know, the gravitational
relationship

1270
01:00:51,865 --> 01:00:53,606
between the moon and Earth,

1271
01:00:53,606 --> 01:00:55,521
these two planetary bodies,
is fixed...

1272
01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:57,871
so the moon may look different
throughout the month,

1273
01:00:57,871 --> 01:01:01,222
but nothing is actually
changing on Earth, ya know?

1274
01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:03,485
Okay, I didn't know I was out

1275
01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:06,575
with Neil fuckin'
DeGrasse Tyson.

1276
01:01:06,575 --> 01:01:09,056
Gotta keep you guessin'.

1277
01:01:09,056 --> 01:01:10,144
Let's go dance, white boy.

1278
01:01:10,144 --> 01:01:11,145
Yeah.

1279
01:01:11,145 --> 01:01:13,321
[upbeat music playing]

1280
01:01:46,093 --> 01:01:48,139
[man] [laughs] Let's go get
the fuck out of here.

1281
01:01:54,449 --> 01:01:56,930
[Ray's buddy]
Ray... come on, man.

1282
01:01:56,930 --> 01:01:58,715
[Ray] Madison?

1283
01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,020
[Madison] Fuck...

1284
01:02:01,369 --> 01:02:02,762
[Ray] I've been calling you.

1285
01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:03,937
Ray, please.

1286
01:02:03,937 --> 01:02:04,895
Guess your hands have been

1287
01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:06,157
too busy to pick up, huh?

1288
01:02:07,506 --> 01:02:09,900
Who the fuck is this?

1289
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:11,553
I'm her boyfriend.

1290
01:02:11,553 --> 01:02:14,252
Oh really?
Well, I'm her husband.

1291
01:02:14,252 --> 01:02:15,470
Ray, can we
just please keep it--

1292
01:02:15,470 --> 01:02:16,602
What?
Keep it what, Maddy?

1293
01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:18,299
No, you tell me.
You tell me, Maddy.

1294
01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:20,345
You want me to keep it cordial?
- Nice to meet you.

1295
01:02:20,345 --> 01:02:21,476
Yeah, you, too, boyfriend!

1296
01:02:21,476 --> 01:02:23,522
Madison, you're pathetic!

1297
01:02:23,522 --> 01:02:25,045
Hey, you know what? No.
- Ray... Ray!

1298
01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:26,786
You know what? No, no.
No, I'm not done, okay?

1299
01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:28,135
Just get the fuck off me.
All right?

1300
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,310
Get the fuck off me.

1301
01:02:29,310 --> 01:02:31,182
I'm just fuckin' around, guys.

1302
01:02:31,182 --> 01:02:34,011
C'mon! What is it a crime now
to have a little fun with, uh--

1303
01:02:34,011 --> 01:02:35,664
with your new friend here?

1304
01:02:35,664 --> 01:02:37,405
Ray, can we just--
Can you just leave us alone?

1305
01:02:37,405 --> 01:02:38,798
Goddamn it, Madison.
Don't walk away from me.

1306
01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:40,147
- [Ray's buddy] Ray.
- Don't you fucking

1307
01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:41,453
walk away from me--
- Ray! Ray! Ray!

1308
01:02:41,453 --> 01:02:43,150
you ungrateful bitch!
Come here!

1309
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:44,325
[Ray's buddy] Shit!

1310
01:02:44,325 --> 01:02:45,936
Apologize, motherfucker.

1311
01:02:45,936 --> 01:02:48,112
Yeah.
He said apologize, motherfucker.

1312
01:02:49,026 --> 01:02:51,332
He's a professional.
He'll do it.

1313
01:02:51,332 --> 01:02:52,769
Show him.

1314
01:02:55,946 --> 01:03:00,689
Fuck.

1315
01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:02,039
C'mon.

1316
01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:03,692
Professional what?

1317
01:03:05,216 --> 01:03:07,653
Yeah. Professional asshole.

1318
01:03:07,653 --> 01:03:11,091
Really moving up in the world,
aren't you, Madison, huh?

1319
01:03:11,091 --> 01:03:13,398
See you again, professional.
- C'mon, Ray, get outta here.

1320
01:03:13,398 --> 01:03:16,270
You know what? Fuck y'all...
You fuckin' deserve each other.

1321
01:03:16,270 --> 01:03:17,837
Ray, c'mon, dude!
Get the fuck out of--

1322
01:03:17,837 --> 01:03:18,838
Shut the fuck up!

1323
01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:20,405
Not fucking cool man!

1324
01:03:21,928 --> 01:03:24,148
I can't get over
how amazing that was!

1325
01:03:24,148 --> 01:03:28,369
You-- you-- you were--
you were incredible.

1326
01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:32,156
That entitled fuck doesn't
back down for anybody.

1327
01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:34,767
Did you see his face?

1328
01:03:34,767 --> 01:03:37,683
- Yeah...
- He just-- He just walked.

1329
01:03:38,553 --> 01:03:40,033
[laughs]

1330
01:03:41,339 --> 01:03:43,254
That was wild.

1331
01:03:45,169 --> 01:03:47,084
- [scoffs]
- All right, cool guy.

1332
01:03:47,084 --> 01:03:53,873
Nobody-- nobody has ever
stood up for me like that.

1333
01:03:53,873 --> 01:03:55,222
Well.

1334
01:04:01,228 --> 01:04:02,839
[Madison] Here.

1335
01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:04,101
Best date ever.

1336
01:04:05,754 --> 01:04:07,408
Oh.

1337
01:04:07,408 --> 01:04:09,410
- [Gary/"Ron"] Wow...
- Mm-hmm.

1338
01:04:09,410 --> 01:04:10,803
Mmm.

1339
01:04:10,803 --> 01:04:11,804
That's good.

1340
01:04:11,804 --> 01:04:14,415
Oh, that is so good.

1341
01:04:14,415 --> 01:04:15,895
So, it seems like you and Ray

1342
01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:20,291
have different takes
on your divorce.

1343
01:04:20,291 --> 01:04:21,901
I'm clear.

1344
01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:24,077
I mean, I can't help it
if he's being all crazy.

1345
01:04:24,077 --> 01:04:25,774
I mean,
you saw how crazy he is.

1346
01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:26,775
Yeah.

1347
01:04:28,429 --> 01:04:30,562
You are divorced, though, right?

1348
01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:37,612
Do you see a ring on my finger?

1349
01:04:37,612 --> 01:04:38,657
No.

1350
01:04:38,657 --> 01:04:40,137
Exactly.

1351
01:04:42,922 --> 01:04:44,837
I mean, it's just like,
what are the chances

1352
01:04:44,837 --> 01:04:47,796
that the same club we're at
is the same club he's at?

1353
01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:49,842
Okay, what's up
with all these questions?

1354
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:56,066
Fine! I fucked up.

1355
01:04:56,066 --> 01:04:58,155
I broke our contract.

1356
01:05:01,767 --> 01:05:07,381
But I will happily, happily sign
a new one when we get home...

1357
01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:19,306
All right.
Well, you seem upset.

1358
01:05:19,306 --> 01:05:22,266
I'm not-- upset--

1359
01:05:22,266 --> 01:05:23,832
with me pulling a gun
on some dickhead.

1360
01:05:23,832 --> 01:05:25,791
It's not a big deal.

1361
01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:28,489
I'm just saying,
you don't see me bringing you

1362
01:05:28,489 --> 01:05:30,622
to where all my friends and
former lovers are hanging out.

1363
01:05:30,622 --> 01:05:32,189
We just gotta keep this clean.

1364
01:05:32,189 --> 01:05:34,756
It was a coincidence!

1365
01:05:34,756 --> 01:05:37,759
Woah. What the fuck?

1366
01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:39,936
Lookee who's here.

1367
01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:41,198
Ah--
I thought that was you.

1368
01:05:44,984 --> 01:05:46,420
What's up?

1369
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:48,205
Oh,
I'm just grabbing some takeout.

1370
01:05:48,205 --> 01:05:50,729
Saw you across the way.
I mean, what, huh?

1371
01:05:50,729 --> 01:05:52,731
What are the odds of this?
This is crazy.

1372
01:05:52,731 --> 01:05:53,993
[Madison] Hmm.

1373
01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:56,517
Are you gonna introduce me
to your friend?

1374
01:05:58,650 --> 01:06:00,521
- [Gary/"Ron" clear throats]
- Oh-oh.

1375
01:06:00,521 --> 01:06:02,741
Jasper.
- Madison.

1376
01:06:02,741 --> 01:06:04,525
Madison.

1377
01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:06,875
Madison?
- Mm-hmm.

1378
01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:08,094
Madison...

1379
01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:12,620
Have we met before? You--
you just look so familiar.

1380
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:14,144
[Madison] No.

1381
01:06:14,144 --> 01:06:16,102
No, I don't--
I don't think so.

1382
01:06:18,713 --> 01:06:20,454
Eh, whatever.

1383
01:06:20,454 --> 01:06:21,760
Maybe it'll come to me...

1384
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:24,197
Maybe it will.

1385
01:06:24,197 --> 01:06:27,548
Okay. Well, I'll let you guys
get back to your dessert.

1386
01:06:27,548 --> 01:06:31,552
Just wanted to say hi.
Have a good night.

1387
01:06:31,552 --> 01:06:32,901
Enjoy the weekend.

1388
01:06:33,772 --> 01:06:35,426
Good to see ya.

1389
01:06:35,426 --> 01:06:36,731
All right.
[clears throat]

1390
01:06:36,731 --> 01:06:38,342
- Bye!
- [Jasper] Bye.

1391
01:06:39,517 --> 01:06:44,217
Oh.
Now, that was a coincidence.

1392
01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:47,960
Who's he?

1393
01:06:50,658 --> 01:06:52,965
Just some guy
I used to work with.

1394
01:06:52,965 --> 01:06:55,359
[Madison] Mm...

1395
01:06:55,359 --> 01:07:01,974
So, ex-husband, ex-coworker...

1396
01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:05,238
are we even?

1397
01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:06,718
No.

1398
01:07:06,718 --> 01:07:08,937
Yes.

1399
01:07:08,937 --> 01:07:10,765
I'll sign the contract again.

1400
01:07:23,691 --> 01:07:24,779
[Gary] What are we doing?

1401
01:07:24,779 --> 01:07:27,260
I got no notice.
I got no research.

1402
01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:28,696
Feel like I'm going in naked.

1403
01:07:28,696 --> 01:07:29,784
Well, this is when you actually

1404
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:31,221
have to be good at your job.

1405
01:07:31,221 --> 01:07:33,875
Halloween's over.
No more costumes, man.

1406
01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:36,008
All right.
We did not get much on him.

1407
01:07:36,008 --> 01:07:38,576
We didn't even have time
to get a Title 3 warrant,

1408
01:07:38,576 --> 01:07:40,273
so it's audio only.

1409
01:07:40,273 --> 01:07:41,970
His name is Mike.

1410
01:07:41,970 --> 01:07:43,798
He's already in there waiting,
and he seems a little volatile.

1411
01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:45,974
[Jasper] Ewww...
this is gettin' scary.

1412
01:07:45,974 --> 01:07:48,238
Wait, do we even know
what this guy looks like?

1413
01:07:48,238 --> 01:07:49,978
No, but he said
he'd be the guy sitting alone

1414
01:07:49,978 --> 01:07:51,806
reading "Catcher in the Rye."

1415
01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:54,374
Which, historically speaking,
is never a good sign.

1416
01:07:54,374 --> 01:07:55,941
It's gonna be fine, Gary.

1417
01:07:55,941 --> 01:07:57,247
You could do this in your sleep.

1418
01:07:57,247 --> 01:07:59,423
Just another pussy
too scared to do it himself.

1419
01:07:59,423 --> 01:08:00,511
You got this, G.

1420
01:08:01,381 --> 01:08:04,036
[sighs] Okay...

1421
01:08:04,036 --> 01:08:05,342
Enjoy your breakfast.

1422
01:08:07,909 --> 01:08:09,128
[van door slams shut]

1423
01:08:09,128 --> 01:08:12,218
[tense music playing]

1424
01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:34,327
[Gary] Mike?

1425
01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:35,589
Uh, yeah. Judd?

1426
01:08:35,589 --> 01:08:39,376
Eyes forward!
It's for your own protection.

1427
01:08:39,376 --> 01:08:43,771
So, tell me, Mike,
how can I help you?

1428
01:08:43,771 --> 01:08:45,469
- [Ray] So you're...?
- [Gary] I am.

1429
01:08:48,776 --> 01:08:49,908
And you...?

1430
01:08:49,908 --> 01:08:51,388
I do.

1431
01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,522
So, tell me
what you're thinking.

1432
01:08:55,522 --> 01:08:57,394
Unless you came here
for the pancakes.

1433
01:08:59,178 --> 01:09:00,571
My wife.

1434
01:09:02,921 --> 01:09:03,922
[sighs]

1435
01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:05,924
What'd you have in mind?

1436
01:09:05,924 --> 01:09:10,058
What do you think?
Slut's killing me.

1437
01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:13,061
[sniffles] I can't live
just knowing she's out there...

1438
01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:15,803
with someone else.

1439
01:09:17,414 --> 01:09:21,113
So, now I'm here... with you.

1440
01:09:22,941 --> 01:09:25,944
[exhales]
So why do you need me?

1441
01:09:25,944 --> 01:09:28,425
Why aren't you taking care
of this shit yourself?

1442
01:09:28,425 --> 01:09:30,340
Oh, believe me, I want to,

1443
01:09:31,558 --> 01:09:35,780
but we're going through
a divorce right now.

1444
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:38,565
And I'd be
the number one suspect.

1445
01:09:38,565 --> 01:09:42,961
So, I need the perfect front,
you know, the perfect alibi.

1446
01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:47,052
So, you're not
technically divorced yet?

1447
01:09:49,402 --> 01:09:52,753
[scoffs]
What's it to you?

1448
01:09:52,753 --> 01:09:54,233
Oh, I forgot to mention, too.

1449
01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:58,106
It's, um... well, it's--
might be a twofer.

1450
01:09:58,106 --> 01:10:00,413
She's got this new boyfriend...

1451
01:10:00,413 --> 01:10:02,198
he's a real douche.

1452
01:10:04,330 --> 01:10:05,897
And?

1453
01:10:07,028 --> 01:10:10,206
And, if he's there,
you can take him out, too.

1454
01:10:12,991 --> 01:10:15,036
I've got no problem with that.

1455
01:10:15,036 --> 01:10:18,126
It's gonna cost you more.
You good with it?

1456
01:10:18,126 --> 01:10:20,738
Yeah, fuck em' both.

1457
01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:25,612
Done.
You bring the money?

1458
01:10:25,612 --> 01:10:27,266
Yeah, it's right here.

1459
01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:28,789
Should be enough
for both of them.

1460
01:10:32,532 --> 01:10:36,014
I have a special request, though.

1461
01:10:38,321 --> 01:10:40,192
I'm in the service business.

1462
01:10:44,501 --> 01:10:48,592
When you do it,
I want her to know why.

1463
01:10:49,897 --> 01:10:54,815
Right before you do it,
look her in the eye and say,

1464
01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:56,600
"this is from
your loving husband."

1465
01:10:59,994 --> 01:11:02,345
I want that to be the last thing
she fuckin' hears.

1466
01:11:09,830 --> 01:11:11,528
You know what?

1467
01:11:11,528 --> 01:11:13,530
Maybe I'll throw in
the boyfriend for free.

1468
01:11:14,661 --> 01:11:16,315
What the fuck?

1469
01:11:16,315 --> 01:11:18,709
What? It's very simple.

1470
01:11:18,709 --> 01:11:22,495
You give me the money.
I'll take care of it.

1471
01:11:22,495 --> 01:11:24,323
[Ray] I'll take care
of this shit myself...

1472
01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:29,328
What the hell was that about?

1473
01:11:29,328 --> 01:11:32,331
I don't know.
He just freaked out.

1474
01:11:32,331 --> 01:11:33,854
Happens...

1475
01:11:33,854 --> 01:11:35,378
Does it?

1476
01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:41,209
[Madison] <i>[over voicemail]
- right now.</i>

1477
01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:42,820
<i>But leave a message.</i>
- [car door thuds]

1478
01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:45,518
All right. Madison, if you
get this, stay out of the house.

1479
01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:47,477
All right? I'm hearing some
stuff about Ray. Just call--

1480
01:11:47,477 --> 01:11:48,782
[car door thuds]

1481
01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:51,655
What the fuck was that?

1482
01:11:51,655 --> 01:11:53,221
- What?
- What?

1483
01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:56,442
What do you mean what?
The guy just bolts out?

1484
01:11:56,442 --> 01:11:58,836
I-- I don't know.
He panicked.

1485
01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:00,098
Well, you can't win 'em all.

1486
01:12:00,098 --> 01:12:01,708
Oh. No, you sure can't
with that attitude.

1487
01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:03,319
If they're uneasy,
you put 'em at ease.

1488
01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:06,191
From my perspective,
you're getting a little sloppy.

1489
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:10,238
Maybe so.

1490
01:12:12,153 --> 01:12:16,723
Look, I wanted to talk with you
about the-- the other night...

1491
01:12:16,723 --> 01:12:18,159
Oh? What--

1492
01:12:18,159 --> 01:12:19,639
What about it?

1493
01:12:22,163 --> 01:12:23,948
Oh, her?

1494
01:12:23,948 --> 01:12:26,254
Hey, I-- I get it, man.
It all makes sense to me now.

1495
01:12:26,254 --> 01:12:28,474
It's-- it's cool.

1496
01:12:28,474 --> 01:12:30,520
I've fucked
my share of suspects.

1497
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,914
It's no big deal.
It's-- it's good for ya.

1498
01:12:33,914 --> 01:12:36,308
I just ran into her...

1499
01:12:36,308 --> 01:12:38,005
All right? She was just
thanking me for steering her

1500
01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:39,006
in the right direction.

1501
01:12:39,006 --> 01:12:41,531
Uh huh, I bet she was.

1502
01:12:42,445 --> 01:12:43,794
[chuckles]

1503
01:12:43,794 --> 01:12:46,710
I just don't want things
to get misconstrued.

1504
01:12:46,710 --> 01:12:47,972
Gary...

1505
01:12:48,842 --> 01:12:50,670
you can trust me.

1506
01:12:52,106 --> 01:12:54,457
- [Gary sighs]
- [Madison] Wait, wait, wait...

1507
01:12:55,414 --> 01:12:56,850
Just tell me this one more time.

1508
01:12:56,850 --> 01:12:58,591
He's trying to put out
a hit on me?

1509
01:12:58,591 --> 01:13:00,724
Yes! He's trying to hire me
to kill you!

1510
01:13:00,724 --> 01:13:02,508
What do you not get about that?
We gotta go.

1511
01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:03,509
[bag zipping]

1512
01:13:03,509 --> 01:13:04,858
And he saw you in person?

1513
01:13:04,858 --> 01:13:06,686
- [metal clanks]
- [Gary/"Ron"] [sighs] Yeah.

1514
01:13:06,686 --> 01:13:08,079
And he knows what you do?

1515
01:13:08,079 --> 01:13:09,428
[Gary/"Ron"] Yeah.

1516
01:13:11,299 --> 01:13:12,953
So, are you gonna kill me?

1517
01:13:14,955 --> 01:13:16,609
What are you talking about?

1518
01:13:16,609 --> 01:13:18,481
Are you gonna kill me?

1519
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:21,962
No.

1520
01:13:21,962 --> 01:13:24,051
Then I have nothing
to worry about.

1521
01:13:29,535 --> 01:13:31,581
I think he might do it himself.

1522
01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,191
No, he won't.

1523
01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:35,672
He won't. He won't.

1524
01:13:36,977 --> 01:13:41,417
Okay. So, I ask the modern-day
jury, what is your verdict?

1525
01:13:43,593 --> 01:13:47,292
Uh-- we've decided on life
without parole.

1526
01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:49,512
How very modern of you.

1527
01:13:49,512 --> 01:13:51,557
How did you arrive
at this conclusion?

1528
01:13:51,557 --> 01:13:53,733
Well, even though
we felt this person

1529
01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:56,301
is guilty of a heinous act,
we don't think

1530
01:13:56,301 --> 01:13:58,346
a state-sanctioned killing
accomplishes anything,

1531
01:13:58,346 --> 01:14:01,219
and only causes more pain
and suffering.

1532
01:14:01,219 --> 01:14:02,742
Okay.

1533
01:14:02,742 --> 01:14:05,223
It's a nice example of
a legal system setup

1534
01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:07,747
to respond to the will
of its citizens.

1535
01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:12,186
Now, let's jump back in time
to our Paleolithic friends,

1536
01:14:12,186 --> 01:14:15,973
25,000 years ago, where things
are very different.

1537
01:14:15,973 --> 01:14:17,409
You have no jury.

1538
01:14:17,409 --> 01:14:19,280
You have no official
legal system.

1539
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:21,848
You're just a nomadic community.

1540
01:14:21,848 --> 01:14:24,416
So, what are you gonna do
about your problem,

1541
01:14:24,416 --> 01:14:26,505
this existential threat
in the form of

1542
01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:29,682
your unhinged leader
who's invading other tribes?

1543
01:14:29,682 --> 01:14:32,511
He's killing. He's raping.
He's pillaging.

1544
01:14:32,511 --> 01:14:35,645
Seems like he's gonna
get you all killed?

1545
01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:37,647
What are your options?

1546
01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:39,823
[Melanie] We're kinda mixed.

1547
01:14:39,823 --> 01:14:41,215
Some of us think
we should exile him--

1548
01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:42,826
We don't have the means
to exile him.

1549
01:14:42,826 --> 01:14:44,480
We gonna put him on a boat?

1550
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,742
The majority of us...

1551
01:14:46,438 --> 01:14:48,527
want to eliminate him.

1552
01:14:48,527 --> 01:14:51,661
Whatever we have to do
for our own survival.

1553
01:14:51,661 --> 01:14:53,924
Woo, don't mess with Jerren.

1554
01:14:53,924 --> 01:14:55,055
[students laughing]

1555
01:14:55,055 --> 01:14:56,753
So, how do you solve
this problem?

1556
01:14:56,753 --> 01:14:58,668
Execution.

1557
01:14:58,668 --> 01:15:00,017
[Gary] That's ruthless...

1558
01:15:01,148 --> 01:15:04,543
but historically,
potentially the right choice.

1559
01:15:04,543 --> 01:15:05,892
You know, there's been
a lot of scholarship

1560
01:15:05,892 --> 01:15:07,590
on this very subject recently.

1561
01:15:07,590 --> 01:15:10,723
And the new thinking is that
these kind of targeted killings

1562
01:15:10,723 --> 01:15:13,421
actually play a larger part
in our social evolution

1563
01:15:13,421 --> 01:15:14,727
than previously thought.

1564
01:15:14,727 --> 01:15:16,903
This impulse to weed out

1565
01:15:16,903 --> 01:15:18,731
these destabilizing forces

1566
01:15:18,731 --> 01:15:24,041
is likely a dark thread
in our historical DNA.

1567
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,259
These killings
were thought to have served

1568
01:15:25,259 --> 01:15:26,696
a twofold purpose--

1569
01:15:26,696 --> 01:15:29,220
they not only protected
social coherence and norms,

1570
01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:32,789
but also eliminated
a certain kind of abusive

1571
01:15:32,789 --> 01:15:35,618
and uncooperative person
from the gene pool.

1572
01:15:35,618 --> 01:15:37,924
Excuse me. When did
our professor get hot?

1573
01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:39,970
I know.

1574
01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:41,058
...and you'll get
those comms stats

1575
01:15:41,058 --> 01:15:42,712
over to Headquarters
this afternoon?

1576
01:15:42,712 --> 01:15:43,582
Mm-hmm.

1577
01:15:43,582 --> 01:15:45,366
[paper rustling]

1578
01:15:46,454 --> 01:15:47,804
They know about the body?

1579
01:15:47,804 --> 01:15:49,980
No. I haven't had a chance
to tell them yet.

1580
01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:52,112
- What body?
- You remember the lady came in,

1581
01:15:52,112 --> 01:15:54,550
trying to have her husband
killed, that we let go?

1582
01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,247
No, that he let go.

1583
01:15:56,247 --> 01:15:58,031
Madison Figueroa Masters.

1584
01:15:58,031 --> 01:16:00,077
Ah, the one you were Ron.

1585
01:16:00,077 --> 01:16:01,905
[Claudette] Yeah, her husband
was just found dead.

1586
01:16:01,905 --> 01:16:04,081
[tense music playing]

1587
01:16:04,081 --> 01:16:06,692
I'm sorry.
What happened? Where?

1588
01:16:06,692 --> 01:16:09,782
The body was found in
Cabbage Alley off Chef Menteur.

1589
01:16:09,782 --> 01:16:11,349
Possible drug deal gone bad.

1590
01:16:11,349 --> 01:16:14,178
Single bullet to the aorta.
A. 38.

1591
01:16:15,919 --> 01:16:17,485
Phew!

1592
01:16:22,534 --> 01:16:23,840
Gary?

1593
01:16:25,972 --> 01:16:28,018
Yeah,
when I was researching her,

1594
01:16:28,018 --> 01:16:30,977
guy seemed like he had
a lot of drug problems.

1595
01:16:30,977 --> 01:16:32,152
So...

1596
01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:35,678
Any suspects?

1597
01:16:35,678 --> 01:16:37,070
Not really.
Sounds like she and the husband

1598
01:16:37,070 --> 01:16:39,159
got into it outside of
a bar called Virgo's,

1599
01:16:39,159 --> 01:16:41,553
and then the guy she was
with pulled a gun on him.

1600
01:16:43,511 --> 01:16:45,339
Did we ID that guy?

1601
01:16:45,339 --> 01:16:46,645
Not yet.

1602
01:16:49,648 --> 01:16:53,652
Maybe it's a new,
uh, boyfriend or something?

1603
01:16:53,652 --> 01:16:57,090
[sighs] Should we go try to
find this guy, talk to him?

1604
01:16:57,090 --> 01:16:58,918
I'm liking that.

1605
01:16:58,918 --> 01:17:00,224
Let us know what you find out.

1606
01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:03,531
I think Johnson
and I should tag-team this.

1607
01:17:03,531 --> 01:17:06,839
Is that all right
if I bring him?

1608
01:17:06,839 --> 01:17:08,145
Sure.

1609
01:17:08,145 --> 01:17:09,625
Are you cool with it, Gary?

1610
01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:13,629
Yeah.

1611
01:17:19,199 --> 01:17:20,766
[jeep engine stops]

1612
01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:37,130
[Jasper sniffs]

1613
01:17:42,092 --> 01:17:43,310
What are you doing?

1614
01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:45,399
Oh.
Looking for the boyfriend...

1615
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:47,358
[sniffs]

1616
01:17:51,318 --> 01:17:53,277
Oh shit! I found him!

1617
01:17:53,277 --> 01:17:54,757
Fuck! I'm good.

1618
01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:57,063
C'mon.
What-- what are we doing here?

1619
01:17:57,063 --> 01:17:58,412
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1620
01:17:58,412 --> 01:18:00,066
Look, I'm-- I'm not
going to tell anybody.

1621
01:18:00,066 --> 01:18:01,720
Tell 'em what?

1622
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:03,591
So, I ran into her again.
Doesn't mean I'm the boyfriend.

1623
01:18:03,591 --> 01:18:05,158
Doesn't mean I have
anything to do with anything.

1624
01:18:05,158 --> 01:18:06,986
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1625
01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:09,075
Whoa. So defensive.

1626
01:18:09,075 --> 01:18:11,817
Look, no-- nobody's
accusing you of anything.

1627
01:18:11,817 --> 01:18:15,429
I was just-- I was just
wondering if you, uh--

1628
01:18:15,429 --> 01:18:16,822
you knew this guy?

1629
01:18:16,822 --> 01:18:18,650
If he looked familiar?

1630
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:24,090
Yeah, that was the guy that
ran out of the restaurant...

1631
01:18:24,090 --> 01:18:26,440
What was his name? Mike?

1632
01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:29,443
Ray...
He's Madison's husband.

1633
01:18:29,443 --> 01:18:30,793
Right?

1634
01:18:32,925 --> 01:18:35,580
Right.

1635
01:18:35,580 --> 01:18:36,886
You see, I went back
and listened

1636
01:18:36,886 --> 01:18:38,452
to that conversation
that you guys had,

1637
01:18:38,452 --> 01:18:41,891
and it just took on
a whole different

1638
01:18:41,891 --> 01:18:43,980
layer of meaning for me.

1639
01:18:43,980 --> 01:18:46,069
You really knew
what button to push

1640
01:18:46,069 --> 01:18:48,419
with that whole boyfriend
line, huh?

1641
01:18:48,419 --> 01:18:49,463
Huh?

1642
01:18:49,463 --> 01:18:50,987
What are you getting at?

1643
01:18:53,598 --> 01:18:55,905
Nothing. Nothing. It's just--

1644
01:18:55,905 --> 01:18:58,472
Hey, look, we're--
we're friends, right, Gary?

1645
01:18:58,472 --> 01:19:00,213
Let you in on something.

1646
01:19:00,213 --> 01:19:02,781
Over the years,
I've sort of learned to--

1647
01:19:02,781 --> 01:19:06,350
[sniffs] follow my nose
on these hunches that I have,

1648
01:19:06,350 --> 01:19:09,396
and usually something
turns up pretty interesting...

1649
01:19:10,789 --> 01:19:12,051
valuable.

1650
01:19:12,922 --> 01:19:14,445
Let me know what you find.

1651
01:19:16,664 --> 01:19:19,319
Maybe.

1652
01:19:19,319 --> 01:19:22,279
All right.
Well, I don't know...

1653
01:19:22,279 --> 01:19:23,889
Nothing here.

1654
01:19:26,674 --> 01:19:29,068
[door creaks]

1655
01:19:29,068 --> 01:19:30,417
[door thuds]

1656
01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:31,679
[Madison] You scared me.

1657
01:19:32,811 --> 01:19:34,073
Hi.

1658
01:19:36,946 --> 01:19:39,992
Why are you
looking at me like that?

1659
01:19:39,992 --> 01:19:41,733
Like what?

1660
01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:44,214
You're looking at me
like something's wrong.

1661
01:19:44,214 --> 01:19:45,955
Is something wrong?

1662
01:19:48,131 --> 01:19:50,742
Anything out of the ordinary?

1663
01:19:50,742 --> 01:19:52,396
Okay, what are--
what are you doing?

1664
01:19:52,396 --> 01:19:54,528
Look, Ron, it's too early
for this shit.

1665
01:19:54,528 --> 01:19:56,182
Did you hear about Ray?

1666
01:19:58,663 --> 01:20:02,841
That he's dead? Yeah.

1667
01:20:02,841 --> 01:20:04,538
How do you know about that?

1668
01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:06,497
I just know.

1669
01:20:06,497 --> 01:20:07,759
Were you ever going to tell me?

1670
01:20:07,759 --> 01:20:11,676
You just didn't think
it would come up?

1671
01:20:11,676 --> 01:20:13,678
Yeah, but who told you?

1672
01:20:13,678 --> 01:20:14,940
[phone ringing]

1673
01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:16,855
This is sort of my area.

1674
01:20:16,855 --> 01:20:19,031
You know, I listen
to police scanners.

1675
01:20:19,031 --> 01:20:21,468
I tend to know who's being
killed in this town.

1676
01:20:23,340 --> 01:20:25,864
I'm wondering if you're okay
'cause you seem weirdly okay.

1677
01:20:25,864 --> 01:20:28,127
I was obviously
going to tell you.

1678
01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:33,872
It's just that I'm still
just processing it all.

1679
01:20:36,135 --> 01:20:37,963
I don't really know
what to do with it.

1680
01:20:37,963 --> 01:20:41,619
You know, it's a weird position
to be in.

1681
01:20:41,619 --> 01:20:43,447
Am I supposed to be playing
the role of

1682
01:20:43,447 --> 01:20:44,535
a grieving widow?

1683
01:20:44,535 --> 01:20:47,668
Well, I don't know
how to pretend.

1684
01:20:48,756 --> 01:20:51,194
Was he a good guy? No.

1685
01:20:51,194 --> 01:20:56,068
Did I love him?
I mean, I loved him.

1686
01:20:56,068 --> 01:21:01,117
Just-- people grieve
in different ways.

1687
01:21:01,117 --> 01:21:02,422
I just have to know.

1688
01:21:02,422 --> 01:21:05,121
Did you have anything
to do with this?

1689
01:21:05,121 --> 01:21:08,254
Why the fuck would I have
anything to do with this?

1690
01:21:08,254 --> 01:21:10,082
What motive? You think--

1691
01:21:10,082 --> 01:21:11,518
I'm the one
who talked you out of

1692
01:21:11,518 --> 01:21:13,651
killing him
in the first place, remember?

1693
01:21:13,651 --> 01:21:15,435
What, you think
I'm just out there on my own

1694
01:21:15,435 --> 01:21:17,133
killing people for no money?

1695
01:21:17,133 --> 01:21:18,525
Okay.

1696
01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:21,702
I just had to ask.

1697
01:21:25,750 --> 01:21:27,143
I'm sorry.

1698
01:21:30,668 --> 01:21:32,278
It's okay. I'm--

1699
01:21:33,801 --> 01:21:35,368
I understand.

1700
01:21:41,940 --> 01:21:43,420
Come here.

1701
01:21:45,944 --> 01:21:48,686
[sniffles] I'm really happy
you're here.

1702
01:21:48,686 --> 01:21:49,861
Me, too.

1703
01:21:52,298 --> 01:21:54,300
So, what happened?

1704
01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:56,041
Police call you to let you know?

1705
01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:58,130
Yeah.

1706
01:21:58,130 --> 01:21:59,958
And what are they saying?
Any suspects?

1707
01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:02,395
Arrests?

1708
01:22:02,395 --> 01:22:04,963
They think there was
a drug deal going on.

1709
01:22:04,963 --> 01:22:06,399
They just found him shot.

1710
01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:07,531
Hmm.

1711
01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:11,839
I'm so scared.

1712
01:22:11,839 --> 01:22:13,667
I know.

1713
01:22:13,667 --> 01:22:15,191
It's so weird,

1714
01:22:17,236 --> 01:22:18,846
so out of the blue.

1715
01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,678
But you don't have to be scared.
Why would you be scared?

1716
01:22:28,552 --> 01:22:30,032
Because I killed him.

1717
01:22:36,690 --> 01:22:38,692
You killed him?

1718
01:22:38,692 --> 01:22:39,998
Yeah.

1719
01:22:39,998 --> 01:22:42,131
[phone ringing]

1720
01:22:42,131 --> 01:22:45,134
Why would you do that?

1721
01:22:45,134 --> 01:22:48,746
You told me yourself.
He was gonna come and kill me!

1722
01:22:48,746 --> 01:22:50,139
So, [clears throat]

1723
01:22:50,139 --> 01:22:52,184
he was attacking you.
It was like self-defense.

1724
01:22:52,184 --> 01:22:53,664
- Technically...
- Technically, what?

1725
01:22:53,664 --> 01:22:55,361
What was he doing?

1726
01:22:55,361 --> 01:22:59,583
He-- he was either
passed out or asleep.

1727
01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:01,367
And you killed him?

1728
01:23:01,367 --> 01:23:02,760
Yeah.

1729
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:05,067
I made a story,
and they're believing it.

1730
01:23:05,067 --> 01:23:07,243
Oh my god...

1731
01:23:07,243 --> 01:23:10,898
[heavy breathing] Oh my god!

1732
01:23:11,508 --> 01:23:13,205
Why are you getting
so worked up about this?

1733
01:23:13,205 --> 01:23:14,424
You do this shit all the time.

1734
01:23:14,424 --> 01:23:15,816
I don't do this all the time.

1735
01:23:15,816 --> 01:23:18,602
I've never done this.
I've never killed anyone.

1736
01:23:18,602 --> 01:23:20,821
What are you talking about?

1737
01:23:20,821 --> 01:23:22,301
I'm a fake hitman.

1738
01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:27,611
That's why I didn't
put you away.

1739
01:23:27,611 --> 01:23:28,916
I didn't have you arrested.

1740
01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:32,572
Because I was working
undercover.

1741
01:23:32,572 --> 01:23:34,052
You're a cop?

1742
01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:37,490
No. I-- [sighs]

1743
01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:40,015
I teach at a college.

1744
01:23:40,015 --> 01:23:41,451
This hitman thing's
just like a part-time gig.

1745
01:23:41,451 --> 01:23:43,844
that's... gotten out of hand.

1746
01:23:43,844 --> 01:23:46,282
So, you've been lying to me
this whole time?

1747
01:23:46,282 --> 01:23:47,587
[exhales]

1748
01:23:49,850 --> 01:23:51,417
I was stuck.

1749
01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:56,161
I didn't want to lose you,
and you met Ron first.

1750
01:23:56,161 --> 01:23:58,424
And-—and-- and you liked Ron...

1751
01:23:58,424 --> 01:24:02,080
I liked Ron. So, I didn't
want to show you Gary.

1752
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:04,430
Who the fuck is Gary?

1753
01:24:04,430 --> 01:24:06,215
I'm Gary.

1754
01:24:06,215 --> 01:24:08,086
I don't even know your name?

1755
01:24:08,086 --> 01:24:10,001
My real name is Gary Johnson.

1756
01:24:11,437 --> 01:24:13,787
- Gary?
- I know!

1757
01:24:13,787 --> 01:24:15,615
[phone rings]

1758
01:24:15,615 --> 01:24:16,964
- Oh.
- [Gary] Sorry.

1759
01:24:16,964 --> 01:24:19,010
They've called three times.

1760
01:24:19,924 --> 01:24:20,968
Something must be going on.

1761
01:24:20,968 --> 01:24:23,797
A... a situation probably...

1762
01:24:23,797 --> 01:24:25,408
Hey, how's it going, Claude?

1763
01:24:25,408 --> 01:24:26,626
[Claudette] <i>Gary,
where are you?</i>

1764
01:24:26,626 --> 01:24:28,759
<i>We need you back
at the station now.</i>

1765
01:24:28,759 --> 01:24:30,369
- Now?
- [Claudette] <i>Yes, now.</i>

1766
01:24:30,369 --> 01:24:32,850
<i>We got a new development
on this Madison Masters.</i>

1767
01:24:35,809 --> 01:24:38,638
Okay...
I'll be right there.

1768
01:24:38,638 --> 01:24:39,683
I'm sorry. Um--

1769
01:24:39,683 --> 01:24:40,901
[clears throat] I'm gonna--

1770
01:24:40,901 --> 01:24:42,555
I gotta handle something
really quickly,

1771
01:24:42,555 --> 01:24:43,991
and then I'm gonna be
right back...

1772
01:24:43,991 --> 01:24:45,210
Don't.

1773
01:24:45,993 --> 01:24:49,606
Just leave,
whatever your name is.

1774
01:24:52,130 --> 01:24:54,001
[Gary] <i>[VO] I might have
walked in as Ron,</i>

1775
01:24:54,001 --> 01:24:55,960
<i>but I left as Gary.</i>

1776
01:25:00,747 --> 01:25:02,923
[Jasper] Johnson's here!
Phil, briefing room.

1777
01:25:05,709 --> 01:25:07,580
Wait 'til you hear this.

1778
01:25:07,580 --> 01:25:09,974
Hey! Lookin' good, Gary.

1779
01:25:16,850 --> 01:25:18,374
Glad you could make it.

1780
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:23,770
This is looking more and more
like we messed this up.

1781
01:25:23,770 --> 01:25:28,427
Madison Figueroa is now
the number one suspect.

1782
01:25:28,427 --> 01:25:30,212
- Really?
- [Sgt. Hank] Really.

1783
01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:33,084
Have a seat.

1784
01:25:33,084 --> 01:25:35,173
Tell him what we just found out.

1785
01:25:35,173 --> 01:25:36,783
About six months ago,

1786
01:25:36,783 --> 01:25:38,872
Ray Masters increased
his life insurance policy

1787
01:25:38,872 --> 01:25:41,527
by one million dollars.

1788
01:25:41,527 --> 01:25:43,573
A policy in which, of course,

1789
01:25:43,573 --> 01:25:46,228
the wife was named
the sole beneficiary.

1790
01:25:46,228 --> 01:25:47,185
Hmm...

1791
01:25:47,185 --> 01:25:48,317
Now, the policy pre-dates

1792
01:25:48,317 --> 01:25:49,883
the initial
solicitation attempt,

1793
01:25:49,883 --> 01:25:51,233
but Homicide now believes
there might be

1794
01:25:51,233 --> 01:25:53,017
some connective tissue here.

1795
01:25:53,017 --> 01:25:54,149
Maybe after your meeting,

1796
01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:55,715
she coerced someone else
to do it,

1797
01:25:55,715 --> 01:25:57,413
or she did it herself.
- Well, that's what happens

1798
01:25:57,413 --> 01:25:58,805
when you let someone
off the hook.

1799
01:25:58,805 --> 01:25:59,893
[Claudette] Not helpful.

1800
01:25:59,893 --> 01:26:01,417
And that was a long time ago.

1801
01:26:03,549 --> 01:26:06,291
Gary, did you ever
talk to her again

1802
01:26:06,291 --> 01:26:08,075
after that time
at the Please U?

1803
01:26:08,075 --> 01:26:11,383
Yeah. Actually, I did.

1804
01:26:11,383 --> 01:26:12,558
[Claudette] You did?

1805
01:26:12,558 --> 01:26:13,777
When?

1806
01:26:13,777 --> 01:26:15,779
Yeah, I ran into her
at Ted's Frostop.

1807
01:26:15,779 --> 01:26:17,389
She just thanked me
for helping her out,

1808
01:26:17,389 --> 01:26:19,043
giving her good advice.

1809
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:22,786
Actually, that was the
night I ran into you.

1810
01:26:22,786 --> 01:26:24,266
You talked to her.

1811
01:26:26,093 --> 01:26:27,617
You talked to her, too?

1812
01:26:28,618 --> 01:26:32,578
Oh...
I didn't realize that was her.

1813
01:26:32,578 --> 01:26:34,928
Yeah, that was Madison.

1814
01:26:34,928 --> 01:26:37,148
Huh...

1815
01:26:37,148 --> 01:26:38,628
[Claudette] Huh.

1816
01:26:38,628 --> 01:26:41,892
So, do you think she could be
involved in his murder?

1817
01:26:43,154 --> 01:26:44,199
I mean,
there's always a chance,

1818
01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:46,592
but I would be very surprised.

1819
01:26:46,592 --> 01:26:50,248
She just seemed so happy.
She left her husband.

1820
01:26:50,248 --> 01:26:51,902
She got her own place.

1821
01:26:53,469 --> 01:26:55,514
And just seemed like
she was doing really well.

1822
01:26:58,125 --> 01:26:59,953
So, what are we doin'
next here, guys?

1823
01:27:00,867 --> 01:27:02,956
[sighs] Well,

1824
01:27:02,956 --> 01:27:05,263
we could pull her in
for questioning at any time.

1825
01:27:05,263 --> 01:27:08,048
She'll probably
just get a lawyer, clam up...

1826
01:27:08,048 --> 01:27:09,615
and if she's really behind this,

1827
01:27:09,615 --> 01:27:12,270
she's probably got all her lies
and alibis in order. You know.

1828
01:27:12,270 --> 01:27:14,446
I'm thinking we got
a one-time opportunity

1829
01:27:14,446 --> 01:27:16,492
to get the unvarnished
story from her.

1830
01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:21,105
This guy.

1831
01:27:21,105 --> 01:27:22,672
- Me?
- Yeah.

1832
01:27:24,064 --> 01:27:28,852
Question: -When you--
was it, ran into her,

1833
01:27:28,852 --> 01:27:31,289
were-- were you Gary,
or were you the hitman?

1834
01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:33,857
Which one were you
going under on that one?

1835
01:27:33,857 --> 01:27:36,120
Ron.

1836
01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:38,557
Okay, so you're still
Ron, the hitman, to her?

1837
01:27:39,341 --> 01:27:40,994
Who else would I be?

1838
01:27:40,994 --> 01:27:42,213
[scoffs]

1839
01:27:43,301 --> 01:27:46,522
This is great. I mean, look,
she forever knows

1840
01:27:46,522 --> 01:27:49,960
that he knows
that she wanted to kill the guy,

1841
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:53,398
and she must like him
or trust him enough

1842
01:27:53,398 --> 01:27:56,836
to be sharing a sundae
at Ted's Frostop.

1843
01:27:56,836 --> 01:27:58,055
I mean, let's face it, huh?
[chuckles]

1844
01:27:58,055 --> 01:28:00,318
They-- they got the goods
on each other.

1845
01:28:00,318 --> 01:28:03,234
I mean, she would never
in a million years suspect

1846
01:28:03,234 --> 01:28:04,583
he's recording
their conversation.

1847
01:28:04,583 --> 01:28:06,803
I-—I- I think we got
an opportunity here.

1848
01:28:08,587 --> 01:28:12,330
So, we manufacture
a random encounter

1849
01:28:12,330 --> 01:28:14,201
where he gets her talking.

1850
01:28:14,201 --> 01:28:16,291
Not random--

1851
01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:19,294
surprise encounter.

1852
01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:22,035
I say we put a wire on Gary,

1853
01:28:22,035 --> 01:28:25,212
and we go in now.

1854
01:28:25,212 --> 01:28:26,866
Look, I'm thinking
you can just--

1855
01:28:26,866 --> 01:28:30,522
play this as a--
concerned check-in.

1856
01:28:30,522 --> 01:28:33,699
You read about
the husband's death, and...

1857
01:28:33,699 --> 01:28:36,746
you're up front about
why you want to talk with her.

1858
01:28:40,184 --> 01:28:41,968
I'm liking this.

1859
01:28:41,968 --> 01:28:44,057
There's no tellin'
what she'll say, but--

1860
01:28:44,057 --> 01:28:46,321
once you get her talking,
you'll be able to tell

1861
01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:47,322
if she's lying to you.

1862
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:48,932
[Jasper] Exactly.

1863
01:28:48,932 --> 01:28:51,108
You good with that, Gary?

1864
01:28:51,108 --> 01:28:53,153
I think it's a good plan.

1865
01:28:53,153 --> 01:28:56,679
Very good.
So, you send me the address.

1866
01:28:57,549 --> 01:28:59,508
I'll meet you over there.

1867
01:28:59,508 --> 01:29:01,379
Let's nail her.
- No, I'll ride with you.

1868
01:29:01,379 --> 01:29:04,600
I'll get you prepped. Um--
See you guys in the van.

1869
01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:14,305
You good?

1870
01:29:14,305 --> 01:29:16,655
[clears throat] Yeah.

1871
01:29:16,655 --> 01:29:17,917
[laughs]

1872
01:29:17,917 --> 01:29:20,398
Okay.

1873
01:29:20,398 --> 01:29:23,183
You're, uh, making me nervous.

1874
01:29:33,585 --> 01:29:35,239
[Claudette] Really?
Does he need that?

1875
01:29:35,239 --> 01:29:39,374
Yeah, yeah. I wanna be
in his ear on this one.

1876
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:40,331
Go get her, Ron!

1877
01:29:46,424 --> 01:29:47,947
Hey.

1878
01:29:48,731 --> 01:29:50,210
I got you.

1879
01:29:56,303 --> 01:29:57,957
[Gary] [into comms]
You guys there?

1880
01:29:57,957 --> 01:29:58,915
<i>Can you guys hear me?</i>

1881
01:29:58,915 --> 01:30:00,569
Loud and clear.

1882
01:30:00,569 --> 01:30:01,787
<i>Your ears working?</i>

1883
01:30:01,787 --> 01:30:04,268
- Yep.
- [Phil] <i>Great.</i>

1884
01:30:04,268 --> 01:30:06,966
Remember, audio only,
gotta get a good recording.

1885
01:30:06,966 --> 01:30:08,228
[Gary] Got it.

1886
01:30:12,450 --> 01:30:14,147
[knocks on door]

1887
01:30:16,933 --> 01:30:18,804
We gotta talk.

1888
01:30:18,804 --> 01:30:20,458
There's a bunch of shit
coming down

1889
01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:22,591
that we gotta figure out quick,
or we are both fucked.

1890
01:30:22,591 --> 01:30:24,331
- [door thuds]
- Wait, what?

1891
01:30:24,331 --> 01:30:26,290
Look, people know
I handle shit around here,

1892
01:30:26,290 --> 01:30:28,466
so because of that meeting
we had that one time,

1893
01:30:28,466 --> 01:30:30,816
I'm catching heat for
the death of your husband.

1894
01:30:30,816 --> 01:30:32,122
They're thinking
one of us did it.

1895
01:30:32,122 --> 01:30:33,340
Well, it wasn't me!

1896
01:30:33,340 --> 01:30:35,342
Look, I know you did it.

1897
01:30:35,342 --> 01:30:37,040
It's fuckin' obvious,
and I don't blame you...

1898
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:38,781
I didn't kill him!

1899
01:30:38,781 --> 01:30:41,348
Wait, wait, wait! Who's--
who's accusing me of this?

1900
01:30:41,348 --> 01:30:43,176
This is bullshit! And you,
out of all people, should know

1901
01:30:43,176 --> 01:30:44,961
that I wasn't capable of this!
- Okay, then who did?

1902
01:30:44,961 --> 01:30:46,702
What the hell happened?

1903
01:30:47,877 --> 01:30:49,356
I just know
what they've told me...

1904
01:30:49,356 --> 01:30:50,923
[Gary] <i>[over comms]
Which is what?</i>

1905
01:30:50,923 --> 01:30:52,795
[Madison] <i>[over comms]
He got shot buying drugs!</i>

1906
01:30:52,795 --> 01:30:54,840
<i>Guy was an addict!</i>

1907
01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:58,235
Okay,
so you say you didn't kill him.

1908
01:30:59,497 --> 01:31:01,064
When was the last time
you saw him?

1909
01:31:01,064 --> 01:31:03,501
Uh-- Not that long ago,
at Virgo's.

1910
01:31:03,501 --> 01:31:04,502
The club?

1911
01:31:04,502 --> 01:31:06,112
Yes, the club.

1912
01:31:06,112 --> 01:31:07,679
I was walking out of Virgo's
with this guy

1913
01:31:07,679 --> 01:31:11,378
that I met on the dance floor,
and boom I run into Ray.

1914
01:31:11,378 --> 01:31:13,772
Ray loses his shit when
he sees me with this other guy,

1915
01:31:13,772 --> 01:31:15,731
starts running his mouth,
gets all threatening,

1916
01:31:15,731 --> 01:31:17,036
and fucking grabs me...

1917
01:31:17,036 --> 01:31:18,995
And then this other guy,
trying to protect me,

1918
01:31:18,995 --> 01:31:20,387
he pulls out a gun
out of nowhere

1919
01:31:20,387 --> 01:31:21,998
and sticks it in Ray's face...

1920
01:31:21,998 --> 01:31:23,913
Find out more about the guy
with the gun.

1921
01:31:23,913 --> 01:31:25,305
[Madison] <i>[over comms]
Ray freaks out.</i>

1922
01:31:25,305 --> 01:31:26,524
He leaves. I run away...

1923
01:31:26,524 --> 01:31:28,918
And-- and that was
the last time I saw him.

1924
01:31:28,918 --> 01:31:31,094
So, who's this guy?

1925
01:31:31,094 --> 01:31:32,225
The one who pulled the gun?

1926
01:31:32,225 --> 01:31:33,531
What's his name?

1927
01:31:34,445 --> 01:31:36,621
I don't know.

1928
01:31:36,621 --> 01:31:37,622
You don't know his name?

1929
01:31:37,622 --> 01:31:39,232
I don't know his name.

1930
01:31:39,232 --> 01:31:41,670
We were having fun
on the dance floor,

1931
01:31:41,670 --> 01:31:44,629
and I asked him if
he wanted to go somewhere else.

1932
01:31:44,629 --> 01:31:45,978
He said yes.

1933
01:31:45,978 --> 01:31:48,198
We walk out, all that stuff
with Ray happened.

1934
01:31:48,198 --> 01:31:49,939
So, you know what,
if he said his name,

1935
01:31:49,939 --> 01:31:52,071
I didn't hear it.

1936
01:31:52,071 --> 01:31:54,247
So, you don't know his name.

1937
01:31:54,247 --> 01:31:55,466
You're just leaving the club

1938
01:31:55,466 --> 01:31:57,729
with some random stranger
you just met?

1939
01:31:57,729 --> 01:31:59,426
Hey, fuck off.

1940
01:31:59,426 --> 01:32:02,995
I'm a grown woman. I'm single,
and he wasn't random.

1941
01:32:02,995 --> 01:32:05,781
He was a damn good dancer.

1942
01:32:05,781 --> 01:32:08,131
Well, I'm happy for you.

1943
01:32:08,131 --> 01:32:10,873
'Cause your mystery man...
he's a suspect.

1944
01:32:10,873 --> 01:32:12,570
<i>I'm hearing
they're looking for him...</i>

1945
01:32:12,570 --> 01:32:14,920
Nail her
on the insurance policy.

1946
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:17,270
Shit, well, so am I.

1947
01:32:17,270 --> 01:32:19,621
Good men are rare these days.
He stood up for me.

1948
01:32:19,621 --> 01:32:21,231
He protected me.

1949
01:32:21,231 --> 01:32:24,582
So, you know what? If they
find him, you let me know.

1950
01:32:24,582 --> 01:32:27,629
You know, that first time
we met at the Please U,

1951
01:32:27,629 --> 01:32:30,457
your motive didn't seem
financial,

1952
01:32:30,457 --> 01:32:33,243
like a lot of these other
pieces of shit I work for.

1953
01:32:33,243 --> 01:32:34,636
Yeah, because it wasn't.

1954
01:32:34,636 --> 01:32:37,334
Then what is this
million-dollar insurance policy

1955
01:32:37,334 --> 01:32:39,118
everybody seems to knows about?

1956
01:32:39,118 --> 01:32:41,120
Don't act like a million dollars
is nothing.

1957
01:32:41,120 --> 01:32:44,646
Don't you fucking lie to me.
You know what I'm capable of.

1958
01:32:48,650 --> 01:32:49,912
Ray's family has money.

1959
01:32:49,912 --> 01:32:51,304
They-- they--
they do shit like this.

1960
01:32:51,304 --> 01:32:53,350
They take out insurance.

1961
01:32:53,350 --> 01:32:55,613
Look, I don't even know
if I get any of that money.

1962
01:32:55,613 --> 01:32:57,310
For all I know,
he changed the beneficiary

1963
01:32:57,310 --> 01:32:58,834
when we broke up.

1964
01:32:58,834 --> 01:33:01,967
Listen, I have no mind
for financial stuff.

1965
01:33:01,967 --> 01:33:04,970
Ray would talk about money and
investments and shit like that,

1966
01:33:04,970 --> 01:33:06,581
and it would
just go over my head.

1967
01:33:07,538 --> 01:33:10,062
Oh, you're giving me
all the answers,

1968
01:33:11,150 --> 01:33:13,500
but you are not giving me
the right answers.

1969
01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:14,763
I'm giving you the truth!

1970
01:33:14,763 --> 01:33:16,634
I still know you did it.

1971
01:33:16,634 --> 01:33:18,505
Fuck you! I didn't do it.

1972
01:33:18,505 --> 01:33:19,898
You know what?
How dare you come into

1973
01:33:19,898 --> 01:33:21,247
my own house and accuse me.

1974
01:33:21,247 --> 01:33:22,727
You know what?
Get the fuck outta my house!

1975
01:33:22,727 --> 01:33:26,165
Hey, I'm on your side.
That is why I'm here.

1976
01:33:26,165 --> 01:33:28,646
I'm trying to help you
get away with this.

1977
01:33:28,646 --> 01:33:30,648
Not because I'm some
great guy or anything,

1978
01:33:30,648 --> 01:33:32,128
but as soon as
the heat's off you,

1979
01:33:32,128 --> 01:33:33,564
it's off of me, too.

1980
01:33:33,564 --> 01:33:36,001
We can dig our way
out of this mess together.

1981
01:33:36,001 --> 01:33:37,437
There is no together!

1982
01:33:37,437 --> 01:33:39,657
I can push this whole thing
off on someone else,

1983
01:33:39,657 --> 01:33:41,659
but before I do that,
you have to tell me the truth

1984
01:33:41,659 --> 01:33:42,747
so I can get this right.

1985
01:33:42,747 --> 01:33:44,183
You know what? I'm done.

1986
01:33:44,183 --> 01:33:46,664
I'm done answering questions
from a fucking hitman.

1987
01:33:46,664 --> 01:33:49,493
You're not a cop-- let them
find out who really did it.

1988
01:33:49,493 --> 01:33:51,190
I've already told you
everything that I know!

1989
01:33:51,190 --> 01:33:53,105
I had nothing to do with this!

1990
01:33:53,105 --> 01:33:56,152
Ray was a druggie loser asshole.

1991
01:33:56,152 --> 01:33:58,415
Now get the fuck
out of my house!

1992
01:33:58,415 --> 01:34:00,635
Hey! Last time.

1993
01:34:00,635 --> 01:34:02,985
I am offering you a way out.

1994
01:34:02,985 --> 01:34:05,161
After I walk out of this door,
you're on your own.

1995
01:34:05,161 --> 01:34:06,292
I could've helped.

1996
01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:08,773
Good. I don't need it.

1997
01:34:08,773 --> 01:34:10,383
And as far as we know,

1998
01:34:10,383 --> 01:34:11,776
they could be
watching us right now,

1999
01:34:11,776 --> 01:34:13,865
so we should probably
never see each other again.

2000
01:34:13,865 --> 01:34:15,214
Great.

2001
01:34:15,214 --> 01:34:17,216
You know, if you see me
publicly, don't say hi.

2002
01:34:17,216 --> 01:34:18,348
Nothing personal.

2003
01:34:18,348 --> 01:34:20,089
We just gotta keep this clean.

2004
01:34:20,089 --> 01:34:22,091
Fine by me.

2005
01:34:22,091 --> 01:34:24,267
[door creaks]

2006
01:34:24,267 --> 01:34:25,442
[door thuds]

2007
01:34:29,402 --> 01:34:30,534
[whispers] Fuck.

2008
01:34:36,671 --> 01:34:39,369
What'd you think?

2009
01:34:39,369 --> 01:34:40,936
What did you think?

2010
01:34:42,589 --> 01:34:45,418
[sighs] You gave her
plenty of rope to hang herself.

2011
01:34:45,418 --> 01:34:47,899
Mm-hmm. She's either
the best liar

2012
01:34:47,899 --> 01:34:50,206
that we've ever encountered...
or she's innocent.

2013
01:34:50,206 --> 01:34:51,250
[scoffs] Yeah.

2014
01:34:51,250 --> 01:34:53,339
Damnit,
I thought it was her.

2015
01:34:53,339 --> 01:34:55,733
[Phil] Yeah, me, too.

2016
01:34:55,733 --> 01:34:57,561
Yeah, she seemed
pretty honest in there.

2017
01:35:01,608 --> 01:35:03,436
What about you, Jasper?

2018
01:35:06,091 --> 01:35:09,312
Yeah, yeah. I tend to agree.
I don't think she did it.

2019
01:35:10,748 --> 01:35:13,533
Great work in there,
Gary. Really.

2020
01:35:16,928 --> 01:35:17,973
Oh, so this mystery guy,

2021
01:35:17,973 --> 01:35:20,236
the, uh--
one who pulled the gun--

2022
01:35:20,236 --> 01:35:21,759
should we try to
hunt that guy down?

2023
01:35:21,759 --> 01:35:23,326
No. No, he just seems like

2024
01:35:23,326 --> 01:35:26,982
some guy who pulled a gun
on an asshole in an alleyway.

2025
01:35:26,982 --> 01:35:29,419
Nothing much happened.

2026
01:35:29,419 --> 01:35:31,116
[Claudette] Yeah,
we're done here.

2027
01:35:33,292 --> 01:35:36,382
[tense music]

2028
01:35:45,957 --> 01:35:49,091
[instrumental piano playing]

2029
01:35:56,576 --> 01:35:58,143
[door creaks]

2030
01:35:58,143 --> 01:36:01,364
[Jasper] Oh my god!

2031
01:36:01,364 --> 01:36:03,409
Yeah! There he is.

2032
01:36:03,409 --> 01:36:05,803
The man himself.

2033
01:36:05,803 --> 01:36:08,937
[claps]

2034
01:36:12,941 --> 01:36:16,858
I figured you'd be
coming by here, man.

2035
01:36:16,858 --> 01:36:19,208
C'mon, celebration beer?
I'm gonna get you a beer.

2036
01:36:19,208 --> 01:36:20,818
You got it the first time.
I got it.

2037
01:36:20,818 --> 01:36:22,298
[Madison] I'll get it.

2038
01:36:23,299 --> 01:36:24,779
[Jasper] She's awesome.

2039
01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:27,172
[clears throat]
What's going on, Jasper?

2040
01:36:27,172 --> 01:36:29,609
I was literally
just telling Madison here

2041
01:36:29,609 --> 01:36:31,960
what phenomenal actors
you guys are.

2042
01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:34,919
So, I had to get backstage,

2043
01:36:34,919 --> 01:36:37,835
poke my head inside
the green room.

2044
01:36:37,835 --> 01:36:41,665
I mean, your--
your performance was flawless,

2045
01:36:41,665 --> 01:36:45,408
but you, you my friend,

2046
01:36:45,408 --> 01:36:47,540
knocked my fucking socks off.

2047
01:36:47,540 --> 01:36:48,803
[chuckles]

2048
01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:50,935
Maybe I never gave you
enough credit, Gary.

2049
01:36:50,935 --> 01:36:53,503
Or... Ron. Sorry.

2050
01:36:53,503 --> 01:36:56,201
Gary... Ron... [chuckles]

2051
01:36:57,507 --> 01:36:59,857
I get them mixed up
sometimes. Do you?

2052
01:36:59,857 --> 01:37:01,859
Sometimes.

2053
01:37:01,859 --> 01:37:05,863
- Yeah.
- What the fuck is going on?

2054
01:37:05,863 --> 01:37:11,564
Well, I-- I was literally
just telling the lovely Madison

2055
01:37:11,564 --> 01:37:12,870
that I-- I was gonna be fine

2056
01:37:12,870 --> 01:37:14,872
with whatever way
it went this afternoon.

2057
01:37:14,872 --> 01:37:18,876
That if it just
blew up in your face,

2058
01:37:18,876 --> 01:37:21,400
well, at least
I'd get my job back.

2059
01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:23,968
But, if you got away with it,

2060
01:37:23,968 --> 01:37:29,191
which, hey, congratulations,
it seems like you did,

2061
01:37:29,191 --> 01:37:32,847
I would just have to settle
for a fuck-ton of money.

2062
01:37:33,891 --> 01:37:35,240
- [scoffs]
- [Jasper] Oh.

2063
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:37,068
Oh. This is where
you would go uh,

2064
01:37:37,068 --> 01:37:38,548
"What-- what money, Jasper?"

2065
01:37:38,548 --> 01:37:40,593
Or uh, "Money from where?"

2066
01:37:40,593 --> 01:37:42,291
And then I would say,

2067
01:37:44,162 --> 01:37:46,730
"the dead husband's
insurance policy."

2068
01:37:48,253 --> 01:37:50,908
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

2069
01:37:50,908 --> 01:37:53,606
This will be our little
understanding, okay?

2070
01:37:53,606 --> 01:37:55,957
The one that keeps me silent

2071
01:37:55,957 --> 01:37:59,917
and you guys out of prison.

2072
01:37:59,917 --> 01:38:01,092
You got nothing, Jasper...

2073
01:38:01,092 --> 01:38:02,572
- [Jasper] Well, I...
- Nah.

2074
01:38:02,572 --> 01:38:03,921
It's 'cause there isn't
anything. That we're dating?

2075
01:38:03,921 --> 01:38:05,488
You think anybody gives a shit?
- [Jasper] Oh shit!

2076
01:38:05,488 --> 01:38:07,011
I do-- no, I didn't know that.
- [Gary] Hey!

2077
01:38:07,011 --> 01:38:08,360
You've already played
your hand here.

2078
01:38:08,360 --> 01:38:09,622
- Congratulations.
- [Gary] Fuck you! Get lost!

2079
01:38:09,622 --> 01:38:10,972
Hey! Stop.

2080
01:38:12,234 --> 01:38:13,975
Stay.

2081
01:38:13,975 --> 01:38:16,542
Babe, sit down.
We're gonna hear him out.

2082
01:38:16,542 --> 01:38:19,067
Yeah, babe,
you're being a dick.

2083
01:38:22,984 --> 01:38:24,507
[sighs]

2084
01:38:25,943 --> 01:38:27,423
I'm just trying to
help you guys out.

2085
01:38:27,423 --> 01:38:30,426
- Help us out?
- Oh, Jesus Christ, Gary!

2086
01:38:30,426 --> 01:38:34,299
Enough. Okay? Enough!

2087
01:38:34,299 --> 01:38:37,041
Okay. Cut-- cut the bullshit.

2088
01:38:37,041 --> 01:38:39,957
Here, I'll go first,
all right?

2089
01:38:39,957 --> 01:38:42,873
I've been following
both of you.

2090
01:38:42,873 --> 01:38:45,006
And here, I'll be
even more honest.

2091
01:38:45,006 --> 01:38:46,877
I wanted my job back.

2092
01:38:46,877 --> 01:38:52,491
Nothing against you personally,
okay, but holy shit!

2093
01:38:54,537 --> 01:38:59,672
I have enough evidence
to put you away for life.

2094
01:38:59,672 --> 01:39:04,068
And you... an accomplice
to murder?

2095
01:39:04,068 --> 01:39:08,159
Whoooa dogggie.

2096
01:39:08,159 --> 01:39:11,510
[sighs] You're gonna be there
for a while.

2097
01:39:11,510 --> 01:39:15,862
And the only reason
that I'm 100 percent sure

2098
01:39:15,862 --> 01:39:21,390
that you did it, is because
I am 100 percent sure

2099
01:39:21,390 --> 01:39:24,959
that your Mr. Tough Guy here...

2100
01:39:25,916 --> 01:39:28,353
couldn't fucking kill a thing.

2101
01:39:38,276 --> 01:39:40,452
The house is hot.
[clears throat]

2102
01:39:45,718 --> 01:39:49,026
And ironically,

2103
01:39:49,026 --> 01:39:52,551
life insurance might have
actually saved you guys here.

2104
01:39:52,551 --> 01:39:57,817
I mean, that money
got me thinking,

2105
01:39:57,817 --> 01:39:59,994
that this...

2106
01:39:59,994 --> 01:40:02,387
[groans]

2107
01:40:02,387 --> 01:40:04,259
dark...

2108
01:40:06,043 --> 01:40:10,047
fucking adventure, okay,
that we've all been on,

2109
01:40:10,047 --> 01:40:13,659
can actually have
a happy ending.

2110
01:40:14,617 --> 01:40:19,361
Okay. So, the day
that you hand over the cash...

2111
01:40:19,361 --> 01:40:21,711
is the... [groans]

2112
01:40:23,887 --> 01:40:26,107
Fuck! Fuck!

2113
01:40:28,631 --> 01:40:29,936
Fuck!

2114
01:40:29,936 --> 01:40:32,852
[tense music]

2115
01:40:34,115 --> 01:40:36,291
[thuds on floor]

2116
01:40:50,914 --> 01:40:53,482
I'm fucked.

2117
01:40:53,482 --> 01:40:55,397
What just happened?

2118
01:40:57,094 --> 01:40:58,791
I put drugs in his beer.

2119
01:40:58,791 --> 01:41:00,619
I hope I didn't over-do it...

2120
01:41:03,318 --> 01:41:06,886
But if he wakes up,
I'm going to jail...

2121
01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:12,501
I drugged a cop.

2122
01:41:14,546 --> 01:41:16,331
I am so fucked.

2123
01:41:32,129 --> 01:41:33,435
What are you doing?

2124
01:41:33,435 --> 01:41:34,697
[footsteps]

2125
01:41:36,307 --> 01:41:38,266
[clears throat]

2126
01:41:38,266 --> 01:41:40,398
[plastic rustling]

2127
01:41:51,496 --> 01:41:52,584
[sighs]

2128
01:41:52,584 --> 01:41:54,717
[plastic rustling]

2129
01:41:56,153 --> 01:41:57,894
What's that for?

2130
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:00,505
Commitment.

2131
01:42:02,942 --> 01:42:06,120
[plastic rustling]

2132
01:42:07,251 --> 01:42:09,123
We can't get away
with killing a cop.

2133
01:42:14,171 --> 01:42:17,696
Not usually,
but for Jasper these days,

2134
01:42:19,481 --> 01:42:21,004
I'm thinking we can.

2135
01:42:22,832 --> 01:42:25,617
I mean, the police are
probably thinking about him

2136
01:42:25,617 --> 01:42:27,924
the way we are right now--

2137
01:42:27,924 --> 01:42:34,191
they'd just be better off
if he wasn't around anymore.

2138
01:42:34,191 --> 01:42:37,020
[plastic rustling]

2139
01:42:40,023 --> 01:42:41,242
Oh God.

2140
01:42:46,203 --> 01:42:48,249
So, what's our story?

2141
01:42:48,249 --> 01:42:49,772
[sighs]

2142
01:42:49,772 --> 01:42:53,036
He gets found in his car
in a remote area.

2143
01:42:53,036 --> 01:42:55,865
Drugs in his system,
bag over his head...

2144
01:42:55,865 --> 01:42:57,910
no contusions
or sign of struggle...

2145
01:42:57,910 --> 01:42:59,608
clearly a suicide.

2146
01:43:01,958 --> 01:43:03,786
I mean, his wife
left him years ago.

2147
01:43:03,786 --> 01:43:06,397
So... [sighs]

2148
01:43:06,397 --> 01:43:09,574
no one to question the story...

2149
01:43:09,574 --> 01:43:14,100
He's a racist,
misogynistic,

2150
01:43:14,100 --> 01:43:16,494
abusive,

2151
01:43:16,494 --> 01:43:19,236
dirty, dirty cop.

2152
01:43:22,674 --> 01:43:24,154
Fuck him.

2153
01:43:30,029 --> 01:43:31,944
Are we really doing this?

2154
01:43:31,944 --> 01:43:33,598
We don't have a choice.

2155
01:43:35,470 --> 01:43:38,864
Look, I know you're taking
a big leap with me,

2156
01:43:38,864 --> 01:43:41,693
and there are some
factual loose threads

2157
01:43:41,693 --> 01:43:42,825
we'll be dealing with.

2158
01:43:42,825 --> 01:43:47,177
But, I think
I'm in love with you.

2159
01:43:51,529 --> 01:43:53,227
It's always a leap...

2160
01:43:54,924 --> 01:43:59,058
And for the record, I think
I'm in love with you, too.

2161
01:44:03,237 --> 01:44:04,673
For better or worse?

2162
01:44:06,979 --> 01:44:12,289
We can agree this is
kind of the worst, right?

2163
01:44:12,289 --> 01:44:14,422
[plastic rustling]

2164
01:44:15,597 --> 01:44:16,989
Right.

2165
01:44:19,731 --> 01:44:22,299
So, we're in this
'til the end?

2166
01:44:22,299 --> 01:44:24,910
'Til death do us part?

2167
01:44:24,910 --> 01:44:29,001
Yes, because
I don't believe in divorce.

2168
01:44:29,001 --> 01:44:31,656
I'm kidding.

2169
01:44:31,656 --> 01:44:34,790
So, do we agree on the terms?

2170
01:44:34,790 --> 01:44:37,401
I do.

2171
01:44:37,401 --> 01:44:39,055
Where do I sign?

2172
01:44:41,666 --> 01:44:43,102
Anywhere else I need to sign?

2173
01:44:43,102 --> 01:44:44,452
Initial here.

2174
01:44:44,452 --> 01:44:46,149
[moans]

2175
01:44:46,149 --> 01:44:50,022
We gotta make sure
this document... is airtight.

2176
01:44:50,022 --> 01:44:52,547
I think there's a little place
down here I need to initial.

2177
01:44:54,505 --> 01:44:57,639
[tense music]

2178
01:45:09,955 --> 01:45:13,437
I know I've thrown a lot
at you this semester,

2179
01:45:13,437 --> 01:45:16,484
but that's the point, isn't it?

2180
01:45:16,484 --> 01:45:18,355
To be inundated,
overwhelmed

2181
01:45:18,355 --> 01:45:20,749
by perspectives
and possibilities,

2182
01:45:20,749 --> 01:45:23,534
because that is what
life is offering you

2183
01:45:23,534 --> 01:45:26,102
if you choose to
look at it that way.

2184
01:45:26,102 --> 01:45:28,147
And I didn't always.

2185
01:45:28,147 --> 01:45:33,805
I used to believe that reality
was objective, immutable.

2186
01:45:33,805 --> 01:45:36,373
We're all just sort of stuck

2187
01:45:36,373 --> 01:45:39,376
in a Plato/Descartes/Kant
sort of way.

2188
01:45:39,376 --> 01:45:40,595
[student laughing]

2189
01:45:40,595 --> 01:45:42,292
But over the years,
I've come to believe

2190
01:45:42,292 --> 01:45:44,642
that the truth is created
through the integration

2191
01:45:44,642 --> 01:45:47,950
of different points of view,
and there are no absolutes,

2192
01:45:47,950 --> 01:45:51,083
whether moral or
epistemological.

2193
01:45:51,083 --> 01:45:53,259
Now, I find this to be
a much more empowering way

2194
01:45:53,259 --> 01:45:54,913
to go through life,

2195
01:45:54,913 --> 01:45:58,439
this notion that
if the universe is not fixed,

2196
01:45:58,439 --> 01:46:00,571
then neither are you,

2197
01:46:00,571 --> 01:46:02,268
and you really can become
a different

2198
01:46:02,268 --> 01:46:04,445
and hopefully, better person.

2199
01:46:05,402 --> 01:46:07,404
Now, the one thing
I know for certain,

2200
01:46:07,404 --> 01:46:09,754
is your reality will change
over time

2201
01:46:09,754 --> 01:46:12,409
in ways you cannot even imagine,

2202
01:46:12,409 --> 01:46:17,153
and I urge you to be open
for this transformation.

2203
01:46:17,153 --> 01:46:19,111
So, as we close out
this semester,

2204
01:46:19,111 --> 01:46:22,158
if I have one piece of advice
for you moving forward

2205
01:46:22,158 --> 01:46:26,945
in this complicated world,
it is this:

2206
01:46:28,294 --> 01:46:32,995
seize the identity
you want for yourself.

2207
01:46:35,127 --> 01:46:38,130
And whoever you wanna be
after this class,

2208
01:46:38,130 --> 01:46:41,307
be them with passion
and abandon.

2209
01:46:41,307 --> 01:46:42,221
[whooping]

2210
01:46:42,221 --> 01:46:43,658
[laughing]

2211
01:46:43,658 --> 01:46:47,270
Best of luck to all of you
on your final exam.

2212
01:46:47,270 --> 01:46:49,011
You may begin.

2213
01:46:51,535 --> 01:46:54,320
All right. You see all those
white birds out there?

2214
01:46:54,320 --> 01:46:57,149
Notice the long orange bill, right?

2215
01:46:57,149 --> 01:46:58,629
That's the white ibis.

2216
01:46:58,629 --> 01:46:59,717
[chuckles]

2217
01:46:59,717 --> 01:47:03,025
Look at those eyes... crazy.

2218
01:47:03,025 --> 01:47:04,722
All right, so, we--
I know we have the croissants,

2219
01:47:04,722 --> 01:47:05,984
and I know we have the cupcakes.

2220
01:47:05,984 --> 01:47:08,117
Are you bringing the apple pie?

2221
01:47:08,117 --> 01:47:10,249
Yeah, I'm bringing
Gary's famous apple pie.

2222
01:47:10,249 --> 01:47:12,774
That's wonderful.
Okay. I have that.

2223
01:47:12,774 --> 01:47:17,169
Oh. And don't worry about
the costumes-- I got it.

2224
01:47:17,169 --> 01:47:18,867
Thank God.
You're the best, Madison.

2225
01:47:18,867 --> 01:47:20,216
- [bag zipping]
- Thank you.

2226
01:47:20,216 --> 01:47:21,870
We were hoping someone
would step in and help.

2227
01:47:21,870 --> 01:47:23,828
You know, Gabby
just bailed for Aspen.

2228
01:47:23,828 --> 01:47:25,787
I could've literally
strangled her to death.

2229
01:47:25,787 --> 01:47:29,094
[laughter]

2230
01:47:29,094 --> 01:47:30,356
Oh. Yeah. I know.

2231
01:47:30,356 --> 01:47:31,923
Anyway, I'll see you
next meeting.

2232
01:47:31,923 --> 01:47:33,490
[peaceful music playing]

2233
01:47:33,490 --> 01:47:34,796
[Gary] <i>[VO] As love can do,</i>

2234
01:47:34,796 --> 01:47:36,406
<i>somewhere along the way,
it changed me.</i>

2235
01:47:36,406 --> 01:47:38,016
[dog growls]

2236
01:47:38,016 --> 01:47:40,671
<i>I eventually found the proper
cocktail of Gary and Ron.</i>

2237
01:47:40,671 --> 01:47:43,152
<i>After all, life is short.</i>

2238
01:47:43,152 --> 01:47:45,415
<i>You gotta live
on your own terms.</i>

2239
01:47:47,461 --> 01:47:49,724
Mommy,
where did you meet Daddy?

2240
01:48:02,519 --> 01:48:07,524
Well, Daddy was the nicest guy
I'd ever met.

2241
01:48:07,524 --> 01:48:10,745
Even though he was being
all tough,

2242
01:48:10,745 --> 01:48:12,921
I could tell it was an act.

2243
01:48:12,921 --> 01:48:16,533
And your mother,
well, what can I say?

2244
01:48:16,533 --> 01:48:19,405
It was love at first sight.

2245
01:48:19,405 --> 01:48:21,495
She ended up making
a new man out of me...

2246
01:48:24,672 --> 01:48:28,414
But to answer your question,
we met at a magical little place

2247
01:48:28,414 --> 01:48:30,416
called the Please U Cafe.

2248
01:48:33,942 --> 01:48:36,379
You enjoying your pie?

2249
01:48:36,379 --> 01:48:38,555
All pie is good pie.

2250
01:48:38,555 --> 01:48:40,731
It sure is.

2251
01:48:40,731 --> 01:48:43,865
[jazz music playing]

2252
01:48:44,953 --> 01:48:48,130
[♪]

2253
01:50:45,551 --> 01:50:47,684
[♪]

2254
01:50:47,684 --> 01:50:49,077
<i>♪ Such a night</i>

2255
01:50:51,122 --> 01:50:52,950
<i>♪ It's such a night</i>

2256
01:50:55,649 --> 01:50:59,609
<i>♪ Sweet confusion
Under the moonlight ♪</i>

2257
01:51:03,700 --> 01:51:05,223
<i>♪ Such a night</i>

2258
01:51:07,486 --> 01:51:08,923
<i>♪ Such a night</i>

2259
01:51:11,316 --> 01:51:15,059
<i>♪ To steal away
The time is right ♪</i>

2260
01:51:18,149 --> 01:51:20,021
<i>♪ Your eyes caught mine</i>

2261
01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:24,155
<i>♪ And at a glance</i>

2262
01:51:26,418 --> 01:51:29,204
<i>♪ You let me know</i>

2263
01:51:29,204 --> 01:51:32,686
<i>♪ That this was my chance</i>

2264
01:51:32,686 --> 01:51:35,993
<i>♪ But you came here
With my best friend Jim ♪</i>

2265
01:51:35,993 --> 01:51:40,737
<i>♪ And here I am tryin' to
Steal you away from him ♪</i>

2266
01:51:40,737 --> 01:51:43,697
<i>♪ Oh but if I don't do it</i>

2267
01:51:43,697 --> 01:51:46,134
<i>♪ You know
Somebody else will ♪</i>

2268
01:51:46,134 --> 01:51:47,657
<i>♪ If I don't do it</i>

2269
01:51:47,657 --> 01:51:50,138
<i>♪ You know somebody else will</i>

2270
01:51:50,138 --> 01:51:51,530
<i>♪ If I don't do it</i>

2271
01:51:51,530 --> 01:51:53,924
<i>♪ You know somebody else will</i>

2272
01:51:53,924 --> 01:51:55,447
<i>♪ If I don't do it</i>

2273
01:51:55,447 --> 01:51:57,754
<i>♪ You know somebody else will</i>

2274
01:51:57,754 --> 01:51:59,495
<i>♪ It is such a night</i>

2275
01:52:02,411 --> 01:52:03,804
<i>♪ It's such a night</i>

2276
01:52:06,850 --> 01:52:10,724
<i>♪ Sweet confusion
Under the moonlight ♪</i>

2277
01:52:14,292 --> 01:52:15,859
<i>♪ It's such a night</i>

2278
01:52:18,427 --> 01:52:19,950
<i>♪ Such a night</i>

2279
01:52:22,213 --> 01:52:26,000
<i>♪ To steal away
The time is right ♪</i>

2280
01:52:28,959 --> 01:52:32,920
<i>♪ Yeah I couldn't
Believe my ear ♪</i>

2281
01:52:32,920 --> 01:52:35,836
<i>♪ And my heart
Just skipped a beat ♪</i>

2282
01:52:37,489 --> 01:52:41,885
<i>♪ When you told me to take you
Walking down the street ♪</i>

2283
01:52:42,930 --> 01:52:46,803
<i>♪ Oh yeah you came here
With my best friend Jim ♪</i>

2284
01:52:46,803 --> 01:52:48,762
<i>♪ And here I am</i>

2285
01:52:48,762 --> 01:52:51,329
<i>♪ Stealin' you away from him</i>

2286
01:52:51,329 --> 01:52:54,202
<i>♪ Oh, but if I don't do it</i>

2287
01:52:54,202 --> 01:52:56,682
<i>♪ You know
Somebody else will ♪</i>

2288
01:52:56,682 --> 01:52:58,336
<i>♪ If I don't do it</i>

2289
01:52:58,336 --> 01:53:00,512
<i>♪ You know somebody else will</i>

2290
01:53:00,512 --> 01:53:02,123
<i>♪ If I don't do it</i>

2291
01:53:02,123 --> 01:53:04,168
<i>♪ You know somebody else will</i>

2292
01:53:04,168 --> 01:53:05,866
<i>♪ If I don't do it</i>

2293
01:53:05,866 --> 01:53:07,998
<i>♪ You know somebody else will</i>

2294
01:53:07,998 --> 01:53:10,305
<i>♪ 'Cause it's such a night</i>

2295
01:53:10,305 --> 01:53:13,438
[♪]

2296
01:54:50,796 --> 01:54:53,887
[♪]