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{\an2}I'm so pleased we started
making our dates biweekly.
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{\an2}They're so blissful
I just lose track of time.
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{\an2}We finish in 15 minutes.
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{\an2}This is just perfect.
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{\an2}There's nothing I'd change
about you,
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{\an2}or our relationship, or me.
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{\an2}No? You wouldn't change yourself
to be more empathetic
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{\an2}or self-aware or a better listener?
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{\an2}Sorry, darling, I didn't catch
any of that.
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{\an2}Couple's photo?
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{\an2}This is my trusty
point and shoot.
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{\an2}I videoed the Bush vs Gore debates
on this thing.
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{\an2}What, were you just filming
the TV screen?
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{\an2}Yep.
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{\an2}Smile!
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{\an2}THROUGH SMILE: How long's the timer?
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{\an2}Oh, it's recording, my love.
Capturing every moment.
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{\an1}CHORAL SINGING
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{\an2}TANNOY: Remember, God is always
watching. Not in a creepy way.
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{\an2}Can we talk here?
Are they listening?
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{\an2}That just lets you hear the sermon
while you're shitting.
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{\an2}It's a good system.
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{\an2}I've had my most prayerful
experiences in that cubicle.
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{\an2}It doesn't feel secure.
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{\an2}So, fill me in on
your night of passion.
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{\an2}He, um...made me a birthday cake.
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{\an2}OK.
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{\an2}Did he burst out of it?
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{\an2}Eat it off you? Were you the plate?
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{\an2}No, we just...
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{\an2}..had it together.
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{\an2}Wow.
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{\an2}That is incredible gossip.
Do you mind if I smoke?
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{\an2}I get cravings when I'm bored.
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{\an2}It... It was sweet.
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{\an2}You're disappointed.
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{\an2}No... I thought you were a
pleasureless chastity droid,
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{\an2}but you're just a bag of ugly
chemicals like everyone else.
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{\an2}This is your fault. You made me
believe he was going to kiss me,
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{\an2}and instead...
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{\an2}..he just said we were friends.
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{\an2}He probably only said that cos
you're so buttoned up.
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{\an2}If I were to free associate a Rachel
word cloud, it'd be stuff like
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{\an2}petrified, puritan,
sexually repressed,
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{\an2}sexless, no sex. Yeah, OK.
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{\an2}Look, you're a woman with a human
right to pursue love, liberty,
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{\an2}and dick, or at least hands stuff.
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{\an2}If you're so worried about it,
you could just ask him out.
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{\an2}Shit. I've blown your actual mind.
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{\an2}Just don't get caught and exiled
from your whole family.
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{\an2}The thought that this could
ruin my entire future
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{\an2}makes this a lot less exciting.
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{\an2}You and me are really different.
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{\an2}Oh, my goodness.
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{\an2}Andrew looks... Oh, the Lewises!
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{\an2}Totally ridiculous. I know.
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{\an2}Forgive the Lycra.
It's the official colours
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{\an2}of the '96 British rowing team.
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{\an2}DAVID SCOFFS
I've heard it all now.
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{\an2}So you're a wannabe?
An aquatic wannabe?
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{\an2}Quite right, David.
I was selected but didn't compete.
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{\an2}Selected? What, at county level?
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{\an2}County, national, and Olympic.
HE CHUCKLES
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{\an2}Ah, I see you're admiring
Mary's tree. Who's Mary?
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{\an2}Andrew's wife, David.
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{\an2}Right. Andrew's dead wife.
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{\an2}She's from a fragile Japanese
seed stock.
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{\an2}Ordinary soil could kill her.
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{\an2}But now I've boxed her in an
enriched loam, she is thriving.
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{\an2}Excessively thriving. That tree has
grown into my airspace.
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{\an2}It needs pruning. David...
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{\an2}Mary was so full of life, it's no
wonder she's sprouting so strongly.
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{\an2}I suppose I could cut it back
a tiny...
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{\an2}Size her down or I will.
I don't care whose soul is inside.
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{\an2}Right.
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{\an2}You're ten minutes late, Rachel.
Yours is cold on the table.
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{\an2}If I'd kept it warm in the oven,
you'd never learn.
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{\an2}Sister Angeli and I were
reading Psalms and...
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{\an2}..got lost in the poetry
of the language.
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{\an2}It can happen.
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{\an2}Aaron, didn't we say you'd stop
drawing people being purged?
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{\an2}We said no family.
These are other kids.
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{\an2}Huh, weird.
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{\an2}They look uncannily like boys
from your school.
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{\an2}Rob and Tom, yeah.
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{\an2}Look closely. You can see Tom's
screen reflected back in Rob's eye.
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{\an2}Oh.
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{\an2}Maybe you should take a break
from drawing, Aaron.
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{\an2}Art is about feelings, Dad.
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{\an2}If I don't draw, I'll bottle
them all up.
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{\an2}Yes, good. Bottle them up.
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{\an2}Can I ask a question?
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{\an2}Please, let's talk about a less
weighty topic.
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{\an2}If I was excluded,
would you shun me?
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{\an1}GULPS
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{\an2}Could you do that
to your own daughter?
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{\an2}David, a word.
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{\an2}Do you not have an answer?
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{\an2}We do. I just want to make sure your
father knows what it is.
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{\an2}David, this feels like an important
parenting moment.
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{\an2}Mm. Like when she asked why a loving
God would create nits.
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{\an2}Would we really be able
to cut her off?
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{\an2}Simple. We say we would shun her,
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{\an2}then she'll never step out of line
and we won't ever have to.
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{\an2}Oh, that's smart, Fiona.
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{\an2}OK, let's let her know
in a sensitive way.
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{\an2}Rachel, to answer your question,
of course we'd shun you.
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{\an2}We'd shun you every day of the week.
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{\an2}ANDREW: And thanks for bearing
with me.
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{\an2}This is the first meeting
I've ever chaired.
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{\an2}Yes, it showed.
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{\an2}What was that, David?
Please do share.
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{\an2}I said Andrew's inexperience
as a novice really showed.
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{\an2}Now, there's a reason we've been
discussing adultery today.
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{\an2}Unfortunately, Sister Levi
has had an annulment.
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{\an2}WOMAN SOBS
Oh, dear.
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{\an2}FYI, an annulment is not divorce.
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{\an2}The chapter's divorce rate
remains at zero.
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{\an2}And your annulment rate?
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{\an2}That's classified.
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{\an2}Elder Samson likes to keep a tight
lid on information.
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{\an2}It took me a whole year just to
learn his real first name. Abijah...
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{\an2}The mysterious Bartholomew Samson...
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{\an2}Abijah!
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{\an2}Annulment means the union
never took place.
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{\an2}Sister Levi was never married,
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{\an2}and that man and his boyfriend
were never in the Order.
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{\an2}SISTER LEVI SOBS
Hey, it's not your fault
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{\an2}he wanted to be one flesh with his
personal trainer.
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{\an2}Garden of Gethsemane!
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{\an2}Please be sensitive, David.
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{\an2}Gone are the days of
overtly homophobic
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{\an2}Order pamphlets preaching damnation.
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{\an2}So you're OK with LGBTQ+ people?
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{\an2}Totally. Yes. No.
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{\an2}We're not OK with them.
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{\an2}Well, he says that, but he's
liberalising. Yesterday, he had
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{\an2}some rainbow Skittles. He wouldn't
have done that two years ago.
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{\an2}Let's use this as a reminder
to listen to each other.
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{\an2}I don't need a reminder
to listen to my wife, Andrew.
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{\an2}David, could you lower your voice,
please? Sweetie, David's talking.
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{\an2}Communication can prevent problems
such as adulterous images.
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{\an2}I should never have got him
that subscription to Men's Health.
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{\an2}DAVID SCOFFS
It's not cheating to look
at an image.
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{\an2}Adultery is if you hold hands
or kiss lips, right, Samson?
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{\an2}No. Desiring an image is adultery.
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{\an2}Oh.
MUFFLED CHATTER
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{\an2}Right, well, we'll leave David
to ponder whatever is he's done.
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{\an2}Let's wrap up.
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{\an2}So if she never married,
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{\an2}are her kids the result of
extramarital sex?
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{\an2}We're wrapping up.
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{\an1}SISTER LEVI SOBS
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{\an2}Lemon squash, please. Make it
a stiff one.
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{\an2}I've got a lot on my mind.
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{\an2}Sister, can I trust
you with a personal secret?
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{\an2}Yes, of course. Yeah.
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{\an2}You see, the Elders have been asking
when I plan to remarry.
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{\an2}How do you feel about that?
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{\an2}I still miss Mary a lot. I sometimes
haul my rowing machine outside
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{\an2}just to exercise
by her memorial tree.
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{\an2}As the wind hits the branches, I can
almost hear her critiquing my form.
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{\an2}"Glutes and thighs, Andrew.
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{\an2}"Glutes and thighs."
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{\an2}I've been wearing her wedding ring
on this chain
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{\an2}for the last five years.
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{\an2}I think it may be time.
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{\an2}Could I perhaps entrust you to keep
it safe for me temporarily?
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{\an2}It's just a discreet favour.
It's not a big deal.
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{\an2}Not a big deal. Oh.
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{\an2}Oh.
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{\an1}QUIET GASPS
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{\an2}Yeah. Sorry.
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{\an2}Just, um, our little secret.
SHE CLEARS THROAT
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{\an2}Yeah.
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{\an2}Nice and cloudy.
4:1 - that's the David ratio.
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{\an2}Now, remember,
kids, this is watercolour.
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{\an2}Really wet that canvas.
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{\an2}Run it under a tap if you have to.
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{\an2}Respectfully, Miss Simmonds,
are you qualified to teach Art?
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{\an2}Of course not, Aaron.
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{\an2}I'm not qualified to teach Maths
or History either, but here we are.
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{\an2}Oh, wow.
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{\an2}This is...
Jesus and John the Baptist.
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{\an2}My parents asked for less violence,
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{\an2}so I drew them enjoying the
rejuvenating waters of the Jordan.
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{\an2}Yeah. Yeah, they're really
enjoying them.
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{\an2}This is really impressive, Aaron,
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{\an2}and I'm proud of you for being
so brave.
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{\an2}I just want to let you decide
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{\an2}whether or not we display it
to the class,
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{\an2}just cos kids can be so cruel.
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{\an2}I've already put my test sketches
up over there.
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{\an1}LAUGHTER
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{\an2}So the whole class
has already seen it.
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{\an2}Great.
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{\an2}JOSH: Hey, what's up?
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{\an2}I was hoping to have
a chill one today,
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{\an2}but apparently I'm about to be
served a court document...
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{\an2}Josh, we need to talk.
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{\an2}I like you, but the rules say
what we're doing is wrong,
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{\an2}and my parents will shun me
if I don't follow those rules.
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{\an2}Right. But maybe if they'd shun me,
that means they don't really care
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{\an2}about me and I should make my
own choices. Uh-huh...
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{\an2}But the rules are there to protect
us from moral hazards, so... Right.
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{\an2}I need to think more.
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{\an2}We were just going to watch a film.
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{\an2}That was really weird.
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{\an2}MELISSA: Got down on one knee? Wow.
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{\an2}For you, that's like getting
a full dick pic.
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{\an2}Oh, sh! There's nothing between us.
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{\an2}I'm very happy
with my husband, Andrew.
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{\an2}That was a mistake.
Obviously, I meant to say Andrew.
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{\an2}Oh, relax, Fiona. I know
it's not easy
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{\an2}being married to
a mushroom-headed clot.
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{\an2}Speak of the mushroom
and it will appear.
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{\an2}You unleash your womanhood.
I'm off to get a spray tan.
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{\an2}Next time you see me, I'll be
the colour of an Oompa Loompa,
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{\an2}the problematic ones from the '70s.
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{\an2}Um, David, we need to talk.
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{\an2}Believe me, Fiona, I know.
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{\an2}I have something to confess.
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{\an2}OK. Well, can we speak about
my things first?
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{\an2}A dark, disturbing confession.
225
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{\an2}Yesterday's session
made me realise...
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{\an2}..I've not been faithful.
227
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{\an2}This is my Tupperware of sin.
228
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{\an2}Pop the lid off, and if you can
still bear to look at me,
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{\an2}let's talk.
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{\an2}Well, you're still here.
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{\an2}That's something. David,
what the hell am I looking at?
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{\an2}I'll excuse the blasphemy.
I know I've hurt you.
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{\an2}I've got no idea what this is.
234
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{\an2}The buxom woman in the sun bonnet
holding the grape-laden tray?
235
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{\an2}I fantasised about us...together.
236
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{\an2}You mean...
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{\an2}I imagined us lying in bed
while she...
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{\an2}..stroked my hair and told me
about the drying process,
239
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{\an2}how grapes become raisins.
240
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{\an2}But the rabbit hole goes
still deeper.
241
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{\an2}This is from a perfume ad.
I couldn't even tell you her name.
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{\an2}David, this barely even
sounds sexual.
243
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{\an2}I've broken our marriage vows!
No, you haven't.
244
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{\an2}Promise me you won't make a big deal
out of this.
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{\an2}I've called a crisis meeting
with the Elders.
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{\an2}I know it might seem...
Humiliating?
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{\an2}Yes. Mm-hm.
248
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{\an2}But to find happiness,
we must cleave to the rules.
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{\an1}THEY CHATTER
250
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{\an1}JEERING AND LAUGHTER
251
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{\an1}BOYS LAUGH
252
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{\an1}THEY JEER AND LAUGH
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{\an2}Loser!
254
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{\an2}So, this is it - judgment for
the worst thing I've ever done.
255
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{\an2}I'm sorry there's so few of us.
256
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{\an2}It's difficult to get a full quorum
for such a minor infraction.
257
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{\an2}I'm human trash. I'd like
to make it clear
258
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{\an2}I don't think this is necessary.
She's being polite.
259
00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:43,883
{\an2}I know she's deeply offended
by what I did.
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{\an2}No, I'm not.
She's distraught!
261
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{\an2}You do seem distraught, Fiona.
262
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{\an2}Yes, I'm distraught this is
happening. Please make it stop.
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{\an2}Request has been made.
264
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{\an2}The meeting must be held.
Well, can we keep it very quick?
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{\an2}I do not want our neighbour Andrew
finding out about this.
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{\an2}Morning! Andrew's actually leading
the meeting.
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{\an2}Oh!
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{\an2}So, David sent the church this box.
I'm told it contains pornography.
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{\an2}That's correct.
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{\an2}Is the porn hidden
under the raisin packets?
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{\an2}Don't you see? I coveted the women
in these pictures.
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{\an2}But you never made use of online
pornographic resources?
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{\an2}Excuse me?
Pornhub? YouPorn?
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{\an2}As a teenager, I succumbed
to these temptations.
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{\an2}I can admit that here among friends.
What are you writing there, Elder?
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{\an2}I'm extending your probation
by six months.
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{\an2}But I was just...
Would you prefer nine?
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{\an2}Are you saying this doesn't
constitute adultery?
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{\an2}They're not naked, David. I can say
with confidence
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{\an2}that David has never seen
any woman other than me naked.
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{\an2}And even then, not for some time.
282
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{\an2}She might as well be naked with that
coquettish smile.
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{\an1}PHONE VIBRATES
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{\an2}Fiona, I don't think you should
really take that... Hello?
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{\an2}I don't think this warrants
further action, David.
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{\an2}You haven't even accessed online
pornography. And by the sounds
of it, you wouldn't even know how.
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{\an2}Aaron's in trouble at school.
Well, it seems I am to conduct
288
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{\an2}my own penance. I'm sorry
that from your high towers
289
00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:09,563
{\an2}you can't see
how truly depraved I am.
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{\an2}This will remain private, right?
291
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{\an2}You can make the minutes public
record. I won't hide my shame.
292
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{\an2}Would you like a hug, Fiona?
Yes, please.
293
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{\an2}What kind of school is this? You've
got kids ganging up on my son.
294
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{\an2}You're teaching
there were dinosaurs.
295
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{\an2}You're not on board with dinosaurs?
296
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{\an2}Pretty sure if there was such
a thing as a triceratops,
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{\an2}it would have come up in Genesis.
Let me reassure you, David,
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{\an2}The boys who did this to Aaron
will, of course, be suspended.
299
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{\an2}And the dinosaurs?
The boys will be suspended. Good.
300
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{\an2}Make it like they never existed.
301
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{\an2}Just like your so called
Archaeopteryx.
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{\an2}I believe they were bullying Aaron
because of a picture he drew.
303
00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:56,323
{\an2}Oh, he probably sketched them
being disembowelled or something.
304
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,003
{\an2}I knew this was going to cause...
305
00:15:00,323 --> 00:15:03,403
{\an2}Hm. Apparently,
they're his Bible heroes.
306
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{\an2}Impressively detailed. Yes.
307
00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:09,483
{\an2}So many details.
308
00:15:09,523 --> 00:15:13,163
{\an2}Obviously, young kids can be
very intolerant. Intolerant?
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{\an2}What are you implying?
310
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{\an2}Do I need to imply?
311
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{\an2}I'm...going to take my son home now.
312
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{\an2}Aaron!
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{\an2}And I'm taking the drawing.
To hang it up?
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{\an2}To unpack its meaning.
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{\an2}What have you got there, Dad?
A raisin packet.
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{\an2}Which I'm enjoying for the fruit
it contains. For the right reasons.
317
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{\an2}It's been a long day.
318
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{\an2}The powers that be refused to accept
that I cheated on your mother.
319
00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:09,803
{\an2}Right. When you find someone you
love, you have to fight for them.
320
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{\an2}Let no obstacle stand in your way.
321
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{\an2}Even if you do hear the siren call
of a certain...cardboard maiden.
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{\an2}Oh.
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00:16:19,163 --> 00:16:21,483
{\an2}Thanks, Dad.
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{\an2}For the advice.
325
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{\an2}Heading out?
See you in a couple of weeks.
326
00:16:27,843 --> 00:16:29,643
{\an2}What?
327
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{\an2}I've got a whole plan, Rachel.
328
00:16:36,803 --> 00:16:38,683
{\an2}Ah!
329
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{\an2}Ah!
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{\an2}Fiona.
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{\an2}I know I've wronged you,
but I have the solution.
332
00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:52,483
{\an2}You're going to finally listen
to what I have to say.
333
00:16:52,523 --> 00:16:54,883
{\an2}I'm going on penance
to my uncle's holiday home.
334
00:16:54,923 --> 00:16:58,403
{\an2}What? That dilapidated trailer
isn't a holiday home, David.
335
00:16:58,443 --> 00:17:01,683
{\an2}The water supply is contaminated
by agricultural runoff.
336
00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:04,883
{\an2}It'll just be me,
the plywood walls and my sins.
337
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:08,243
{\an2}And Aaron.
I'm taking Aaron with me. OK.
338
00:17:08,283 --> 00:17:11,123
{\an2}There's a deeper issue here.
339
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{\an2}A long-term issue.
Long-term, yes.
340
00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:15,563
{\an2}I've been amassing that Tupperware
for years.
341
00:17:15,603 --> 00:17:19,763
{\an2}You're just not listening to me!
I will be heard! I WILL BE!
342
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,323
{\an2}What is that?!
343
00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:27,563
{\an2}Oh, yes. For you. 4K.
344
00:17:27,603 --> 00:17:29,563
{\an2}If the man in the store
is to be believed,
345
00:17:29,603 --> 00:17:32,803
{\an2}Mary's visions of Gabriel
didn't look this good.
346
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,283
{\an2}But if you wanted to talk more...
Do what you need to do. Thank you.
347
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,763
{\an2}That's very mature.
348
00:17:42,443 --> 00:17:44,043
{\an2}My son and heir.
349
00:17:49,483 --> 00:17:54,003
{\an2}Are you concerned about what I drew?
No, Aaron.
350
00:17:55,123 --> 00:17:57,323
{\an2}No, I'm concerned
that you're unhappy,
351
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{\an2}that I haven't been there for you.
I want to rectify that.
352
00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:03,603
{\an2}So, here's the plan.
353
00:18:03,643 --> 00:18:06,003
{\an2}We go away to an isolated trailer.
354
00:18:07,363 --> 00:18:09,523
{\an2}That's it? That's it, Aaron.
355
00:18:09,563 --> 00:18:11,763
{\an2}The Stairway to Heaven is real.
356
00:18:11,803 --> 00:18:13,963
{\an2}And her name is the M64.
357
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,123
{\an2}Hey. You came back.
358
00:18:26,163 --> 00:18:29,723
{\an2}That would have been one of the
weirdest farewells of all time.
359
00:18:29,763 --> 00:18:31,763
{\an2}Felt like you were
trying to break-up with me.
360
00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:34,523
{\an2}Well, that's not technically
possible.
361
00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:37,123
{\an2}Seeing as we're not exactly...
362
00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:40,763
{\an2}I don't get it.
363
00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:45,483
{\an2}If he just told her about his ex,
none of this would be happening.
364
00:18:45,523 --> 00:18:48,203
{\an2}You haven't learned romcom
shorthand yet.
365
00:18:48,243 --> 00:18:51,603
{\an2}Soon the plot holes will
wash over you like soothing rain.
366
00:18:51,643 --> 00:18:54,883
{\an2}He's going to start kissing her
in ten seconds.
367
00:18:54,923 --> 00:18:56,763
{\an2}Don't think so, Josh.
368
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,723
{\an2}There's a storm
369
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,643
{\an2}and she's yelling at him,
370
00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:03,043
{\an2}and now she's pushing him. And...
371
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:07,083
{\an2}OK. You win.
372
00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,843
{\an1}MOANING ON TV
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{\an2}WOMAN ON TV: Please don't go back
to Delaware.
374
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,563
{\an2}Josh, um...
375
00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:31,803
{\an2}I don't think we should kiss
unless we're going out.
376
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:35,083
{\an2}OK.
377
00:19:39,643 --> 00:19:42,163
{\an2}Do you want to go out?
378
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,803
{\an2}OK, do you wanna pick some music?
Have you got Worship Songs Volume 3?
379
00:20:07,843 --> 00:20:10,843
{\an2}Erm...got Volume 4.
380
00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:12,643
{\an2}Volume 4's trash.
381
00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:15,763
{\an2}There's this tape left by the
previous owners, but those people
382
00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:18,963
{\an2}hung novelty dice from the mirror.
They were gamblers.
383
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:20,643
{\an2}Big fluffy gamblers.
384
00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:22,643
{\an2}Let's try it. OK.
385
00:20:22,683 --> 00:20:26,763
{\an2}Steal your soul, Aaron.
I'm opening Pandora's box.
386
00:20:26,803 --> 00:20:29,803
{\an1}SONG: Build Me Up Buttercup
387
00:20:41,363 --> 00:20:44,203
{\an2}# Why do you build me up
Build me up
388
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,763
{\an2}# Buttercup, baby
389
00:20:45,803 --> 00:20:47,843
{\an2}# Just to let me down
Let me down
390
00:20:47,883 --> 00:20:49,403
{\an2}# And mess me around
391
00:20:49,443 --> 00:20:51,483
{\an2}# And then worst of all
Worst of all
392
00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:52,963
{\an2}# You never call, baby
393
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,963
{\an2}# When you say you will
Say you will
394
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,323
{\an2}# But I love you still
395
00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:58,243
{\an2}# I need you
I need you
396
00:20:58,283 --> 00:21:00,483
{\an2}# More than anyone, darlin'
397
00:21:00,523 --> 00:21:03,723
{\an2}# You know that I have
from the start
398
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,763
{\an2}# So build me up
Build me up
399
00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:08,963
{\an2}# Buttercup,
don't break my heart... #
400
00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:11,443
{\an2}This track never gets old, Aaron.
401
00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:13,963
{\an2}It's our song now. You and me.
402
00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:16,763
{\an2}An enduring symbol
of our unbreakable bond.
403
00:21:16,803 --> 00:21:19,683
{\an1}TAPE RIPS, MUSIC STOPS
404
00:21:22,643 --> 00:21:24,323
{\an2}Hm.
405
00:21:24,363 --> 00:21:27,203
{\an2}# Why do you build me up
Build me up
406
00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:28,803
{\an2}# Buttercup, baby
407
00:21:28,843 --> 00:21:30,843
{\an2}# Just to let me down
Let me down
408
00:21:30,883 --> 00:21:32,163
{\an2}# And mess me around
409
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:34,483
{\an2}# And then worst of all
Worst of all
410
00:21:34,523 --> 00:21:35,843
{\an2}# You never call, baby
411
00:21:35,883 --> 00:21:37,883
{\an2}# When you say you will
Say you will
412
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:39,203
{\an2}# But I love you still
413
00:21:39,243 --> 00:21:41,043
{\an2}# I need you
I need you
414
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,203
{\an2}# More than anyone, darlin'
415
00:21:43,243 --> 00:21:47,163
{\an2}# You know that I have
from the start... #
416
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