1 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:04,004 Babe, I need more shot glasses-- 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,380 Oh! Trevor? 3 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:08,299 What are you doing staying late after class? 4 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:09,300 Uh, what? 5 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,511 Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:12,721 Yes, teacher, 7 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,056 it's me, Trevor, your student, 8 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,392 wondering how I might get up my grade. 9 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:20,520 I think we can find you some extra credit. 10 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,814 And I want a good look at your locker, 11 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,733 I hear it's so dirty. 12 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,067 Oh, so dirty. 13 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,402 In fact, I'm so dirty, 14 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,612 you should probably check me for lice. 15 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:30,697 Check you for... Babe, 16 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,157 isn't that more of a grade school thing? 17 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,700 I don't think... 18 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,410 I'm pretty sure we had lice checks in my high school. 19 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,079 Oh. Well, then, let me get a comb 20 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,331 and my rubber gloves. 21 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:43,543 Oh, gonna use your special lice comb? 22 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:44,878 Oh, you know I am. 23 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,213 Any nits or larvae? 24 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,840 [Sixpack] Oh, yeah. 25 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,258 Check him for lice 26 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,177 you dirty strumpet. 27 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:53,470 - Sixpack! - What are you doing in here? 28 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,014 Looking for peanut butter. Found it. 29 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,432 Sixpack, 30 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,434 remember what we said about boundaries-- 31 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,353 - This is employees only! - [thudding] 32 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:04,022 - [groaning] - You wet-brained perv! 33 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,565 You didn't overhear any... 34 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,609 - None of that? - Ah, nah. No. 35 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,777 But for the record, 36 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:11,863 lice checks are more of a school nurse thing. 37 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,782 You know, for next time. 38 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,658 Uh-huh. 39 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,202 Now, where were we? 40 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,704 Well, Nurse Glider, I was thinking you could 41 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:22,749 take my temperature the baby way. 42 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:23,833 [rock music plays] 43 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,086 [man] ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ 44 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,340 [Chessure meows] 45 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,217 Sixpack wants a triple gin Provencal, neat. 46 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,219 Fancy drink for a guy who is passed out. 47 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,680 Sixpack's orders get more upscale 48 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,889 the drunker he gets. 49 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:39,140 He's a reverse bridesmaid. 50 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,517 Reverse bridesmaid? 51 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,686 Oh, yeah. Bridesmaids start the wedding 52 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,230 with, like, a French martini, but by the end of the night, 53 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,523 they're sucking up paint thinner 54 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,066 somebody spilled on the bar. 55 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,484 That is so true! 56 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,736 I don't know how to make a-- Oh! Wait a sex. 57 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:54,739 Glider has drink recipes on her computer. 58 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:57,242 All right, let's see... Dap-a-dap-dap... 59 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,743 Uh... Time out. 60 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:01,204 Does she actually let you use her laptop? 61 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,664 Ah, this would be a first, 62 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:03,957 but I'm sure she's cool with it. 63 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,125 - Stalker much? - Hello? 64 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,334 - What's hers is yours. - Privacy? 65 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,169 "Work stuff." That's me. 66 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,338 After all, I'm the biz pahd-na, 67 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:13,341 so no probs clickety clacking this folds. 68 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,801 - Oops. - Jesus fuck! 69 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,094 Finish a word! 70 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,637 Whoa. Stop the trolley. 71 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:21,099 Relationship Milestones Checklist? 72 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,434 It says here, 73 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,602 at one year you should be living together 74 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:25,812 or just break up. 75 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,272 We're 14 months! 76 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,732 - Yikes! - Better find a place. 77 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,275 - You suck, dude - News flash, you suck. 78 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:33,111 Open communication is the key to trust. 79 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,529 Perhaps you should wait 80 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:36,948 and discuss this with Golden Glider. 81 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,616 Wait? He's two months late. 82 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,577 - You know... - Two months... 83 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,038 - The ship has sailed... - If he takes any more... 84 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:46,541 Okay, look what I found. [chuckles] Wha-- 85 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,585 Were you guys plotting to kill me or something? 86 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:53,465 Babe, these have been the best 14 months of my life. 87 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,342 The only thing I would change? 88 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,427 The two rents part. 89 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,387 Lisa Snart... 90 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,139 aka Golden Glider, 91 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:05,310 would you make me the luckiest roommate-with-benefits on Earth 92 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,853 and move in with me? 93 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,188 Is it me or does this guy 94 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,856 fake propose for fucking everything? 95 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:10,815 Babe, I... 96 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:13,485 I mean, what is this? 97 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,237 It's a key which symbolically opens 98 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:18,323 the door to wherever we move in together. 99 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,283 Chuck, this is so... 100 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:24,245 Oh, no. The work folder. 101 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:26,081 I, uh... [chuckles] 102 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,667 No. I can't move in with you. 103 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,212 Hey, while you're down on the floor, 104 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,589 you might wanna look under some tables, 105 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,008 for your fucking balls. 106 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,301 [all laughing] 107 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,594 - Give the guy a break. - He got you! 108 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:41,638 Those are long gone my friend. 109 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:42,555 [knocking] 110 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:47,143 Um, babe, was just noodling 111 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:49,771 and thought maybe we should discuss 112 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:50,814 what happened... 113 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,066 Totally. Just crazy busy right now, babe. 114 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,609 Inventorying the straws. 115 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:57,278 - Ah! Super important. - Oh, yeah. Super important. 116 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:58,863 True that. Yeah. 117 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,824 You know, I should do the same with the bev napkins. 118 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,868 Well, in the words 119 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:06,121 of Archduke Ferdinand's bodyguard, 120 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,706 "I sure biffed this one." 121 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,541 Totally put Glider on the spot when she wasn't ready. 122 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,334 Oh, come on. You're following the rules 123 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,752 of her own spreadsheet, right? 124 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:15,213 I thought so. I mean, things were going amazing 125 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,382 and yet she defied her own spreadsheet. 126 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:19,217 Maybe she does want to move in together. 127 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,678 She just doesn't want to move in together with you. 128 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,888 Yeah, face it, you're eating a meatball 129 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:25,223 too big for your mouth. 130 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,058 She's a devastating killing machine 131 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,560 and you got a kite. 132 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,895 This is why I don't date anyone less powerful than me. 133 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:31,813 Or the poor. 134 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,690 Shiznit! 135 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,192 I mean, maybe she's not into me anymore. 136 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,362 - [clattering] - You think? guys? 137 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:40,280 Where'd everyone go? 138 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,614 Across the street. 139 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,908 [upbeat music playing] 140 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,703 [man, in deep voice] ♪ Villigan's ♪ 141 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,747 Eat my ass, 142 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,915 a Villigan's opened across the street? 143 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:52,709 What'd they do? Put it up overnight? 144 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,836 They have got the franchising down. 145 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,964 I am going to miss that Unitarian church. 146 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,342 Ugh, all our customers went over there. 147 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:01,968 Hey, can I get off early today? 148 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:02,969 [together] No! 149 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,763 We are so fucked! 150 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,432 Damn it. I knew legitimate business was a bad idea. 151 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,434 Well, hold on. Okay. 152 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,519 So, a competitor opened across the street. 153 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,063 You know what? 154 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,774 This could be the villain bar and restaurant district. 155 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,777 Oh, I don't know. Villigan's is a huge chain. 156 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,612 They could bury us like they buried 157 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,490 Beefsteak Charlie's and Shnazzy's Sitz 'n Gritz... 158 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,991 And Tamale Junction. 159 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,285 Miss those tamales everyday. 160 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,620 How about this? 161 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,455 I'll go do some recon. 162 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,082 Get the hot goss, 163 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,125 see what's crackalacking, 164 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,878 come back and game plan this bizzy. 165 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,963 Gotta love Bane's can-do attitude. 166 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:39,964 We're toast. 167 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,136 What is Bane doing? 168 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,013 How long does it take to scope a place out? 169 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,808 Courtesy of Villigan's management. 170 00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,351 [chuckles] 171 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,977 Wait, that wasn't... 172 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,312 Riddler? No. 173 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,481 Villigan's is villain-themed. 174 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,025 The staff all dress like famous villains. 175 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,695 That would offend the shit out of me if it wasn't so fun. 176 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,488 Well, what is this for? 177 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,281 "To the owners of Noonan's. 178 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:08,493 A gift basket from your new neighbors at Villigan's." 179 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,704 Three day-passes for Queen of Kings Spa. 180 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,747 Oh! I'm going by myself three times. 181 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,667 Um, this is addressed to the owners. 182 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,920 Sure. Butter us up before they fry us in the pan. 183 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,130 Actually, babe, 184 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,673 couples spa date? 185 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,341 We can get intimately rubbed down 186 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,718 by strangers side-by-side. 187 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,011 Maybe, you know, in there somewhere 188 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,138 discuss today's spreadsheet snafu... 189 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,056 Uh, yeah. Or, you know, 190 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,559 I never really get to bond with the girls here 191 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,353 and female friendships are so important. 192 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,604 - No, they're not. - Free spa day. 193 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,858 Right, yes, super true, babe. 194 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:40,942 Take the girls! 195 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,153 - I am shouting. - I like that plan. 196 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,571 Those spas are nude. 197 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,698 Gives me a chance to do some body shopping. 198 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,533 This one has to shit anytime I have sugar. 199 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,869 Great. All right. Well... [chuckles] 200 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,288 Um... 201 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:55,123 - [kisses] Oh. Okay. - [chuckles] 202 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,541 - [kisses] - Wow. Yeah. Mmm. 203 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,710 - Bye. - Uh, bye now. 204 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,504 She wants nothing to do with me. 205 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,381 - [smack] - That's loser talk. 206 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,632 Ow! Sean! 207 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,009 You want her to move in with you? 208 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,178 There are two things women can't resist. 209 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,388 A good smack on the ass 210 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,849 and solving a big problem. 211 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,894 And Villigan's is a big problem. 212 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,772 You're right. I'll prove I'm move-in worthy 213 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,231 by solving the Villigan's problem. 214 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:23,902 Oh, and we don't smack on the ass anymore, 215 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:27,572 but we do send flirty sexts. 216 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,742 Have a blast with the ladies, comma, 217 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:34,537 and I'll have a blast for you later, period. 218 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,081 - Send. - [groans] 219 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,582 [chuckles] Hell, yeah. 220 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:40,085 Now, to solve that Villigan's problem. 221 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,252 [door slams] 222 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,545 [upbeat music playing] 223 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,757 Whoa! 224 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:48,218 Wow! Whoa! 225 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,637 Where did they even get that? 226 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:55,809 Villigan's doesn't miss a beat. 227 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,353 I mean, this is the perfect homage 228 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,271 to all the great villains. It's just like Planet Hollywood 229 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,357 was the perfect homage to all the great planets. 230 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:05,860 But you know what? I actually learn a lot from them, too. 231 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:06,903 [all] Aw! 232 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,739 The breathalyzer literally explodes. 233 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:13,118 So I says, "Now what, officer? 234 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,661 The alphabet again?" 235 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,371 [all laughing] 236 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:19,541 So, now Joe's goomad is asking why she hasn't heard from him. 237 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,210 And I'm, like, "Sweetheart, reality check. 238 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,420 He's ghosting you." 239 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,505 Oh, we can't compete with this. 240 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,549 - Table for one, sir? - Bane? 241 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,300 Ooh! Kite Man. 242 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,969 Welcome to Villigan's. 243 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,263 You work here now? What? How? 244 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,639 You know, 245 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,600 it actually happened pretty organically. 246 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,519 These crooks think they can put 247 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,396 the little guy out of business. 248 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,523 We'll see about that. 249 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,108 What? 250 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,609 They've got a me? 251 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,987 Wow, I am important. 252 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:52,157 Hold up. He didn't even greet that two-top. 253 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:56,077 And this customer over here is waiting on a refill! 254 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,330 This guy is giving Bane a bad name! 255 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,915 Excuse me? Garcon? 256 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:03,168 Does the soup contain gluten? 257 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,128 Well, look, I don't... 258 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:08,173 Well... Are we talking of allergies 259 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,674 or just a preference? 260 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,843 And when they open that patio seating, 261 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,304 those tips are gonna be off the chain. 262 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,556 Well, I can't wait to see their Fake Kite Man. 263 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,516 - Can... Can you introduce me? - Hey! 264 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,893 Fake Calendar Man, 265 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,062 is Fake Kite Man working tonight? 266 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,230 Nah, we don't have a Fake Kite Man. 267 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,648 Fake Kite Man, no. Sorry. 268 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,525 They don't? What? 269 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,027 Wait, they have a Fake Calendar Man, 270 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,528 but they don't have a Fake Kite Man? 271 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:31,821 [stuttering] 272 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,199 Well, look, it's so hard 273 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,533 to find good help, 274 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,701 that also, you know, 275 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,496 resembles such a super famous-- 276 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,082 [groans] Thanks anyway, buddy. 277 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,169 - [man] Garcon? - Just a second! 278 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,005 [sighs] 279 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,924 [masseuse] Right here. Oh, there's a knot. 280 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,426 - Mmm. - [masseuse] It's very tight. 281 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,886 Oh, right there. 282 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,888 [masseuse] A little ore pressure? 283 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,724 Oh, I can't believe we can't have our phones. 284 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,393 [Golden Glider] Ah, this was such a good idea. 285 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,603 I am crazy relaxed. 286 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,814 Don't touch my fucking feet! 287 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,732 - Isn't this fun? - So when are you gonna dump Kite Man? 288 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,693 What? I'm not going to dump him. 289 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,236 Your own spreadsheet says 290 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,613 if it's not time to move in, it's time to move on. 291 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,032 [sighs] Okay, okay. I know, but... 292 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,493 I made it before I even met Kite Man. 293 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,953 It was stupid. 294 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,746 And here's the truth. 295 00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,540 I do wanna move in with him. 296 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,834 I'm just... afraid I'll kill him. 297 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,043 - So? - Why? 298 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,461 Because I can't control my powers 299 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,422 if I get super emotional. 300 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,798 If we live together, 301 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,466 the first time he puts a dish in the sink 302 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,219 instead of in the dishwasher, which is three inches away, 303 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,138 I will lose my shit and accidentally 304 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,306 turn him into a pool of blood on the carpet. 305 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,600 Huh! Good luck getting hard blood out of a rug. 306 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,935 Look at it like this, 307 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,062 if you kill him, then it wasn't meant to be. 308 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,647 - Bingo! - Yeah, I don't really 309 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,107 - see it that way-- - The hell? 310 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,692 [Golden Glider] A Villigan's Company? 311 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,778 A chain restaurant owns this spa. Weird. 312 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,280 Also, they said the mask would tingle, 313 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,824 but it does feel like my face is being stabbed. 314 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,200 - [exclaims] - Oops. 315 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,578 Oops, my ass! That was no accident! 316 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,038 You just ripped my head off! 317 00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:03,955 Oh, ow! 318 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:07,334 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 319 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,585 [meows] 320 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,837 [buzzer blaring] 321 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,636 Ladies, I'm starting to think this is a trap. 322 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,263 Starting to think? 323 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,807 How can I blame Glider for not wanting to live with me? 324 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,476 I don't wanna live with me 325 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:26,561 and I don't have a clue 326 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,812 on how to get rid of Villigan's. 327 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,813 I have a thought. 328 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,315 Go kill the manager. 329 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,609 What? Noonan, that doesn't sound like 330 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,985 the way to handle a-- 331 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,571 You think I kept this bar open all these years 332 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,865 with friendly service? No! 333 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,075 I have killed more-- 334 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,910 - I've never... [stutters] - What? 335 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,828 I've never killed anyone before. 336 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,372 - What? - Please do not tell anyone. 337 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,291 Okay? If that got out at the Legion of Doom, 338 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,793 they would lose all respect for me. 339 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,836 Your bigger problem is your girl 340 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,506 will have no respect for you 341 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,508 if you lose this bar. 342 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,511 I'd do anything to make sure that doesn't happen. 343 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,137 - Even... - Even kill. 344 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,389 Do you have a weapon I can borrow? 345 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,683 I got every weapon you can borrow. 346 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,351 [Kite Man] Whoa! All right. 347 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,644 Whoa! Very cool. 348 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,978 Very, very cool. 349 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,356 Let's pop that killing cherry. 350 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,399 What's this one? 351 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,693 All right, uh... Cataclysmic Deionizer. 352 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,361 It's a nice choice. It's discreet, 353 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,489 take off the lid like you're gonna moisturize your lips, 354 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,657 point it at the manager, 355 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,992 squeeze, dead. 356 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,955 That is actually pretty nice. 357 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,916 Can I get you ladies 358 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,668 started with drinks? 359 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,045 Wow! We got Bane! 360 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,922 - [chuckling] - Yup. You got me. 361 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,549 So are we thinking... 362 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,551 Isn't the real Bane skinnier? 363 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,720 Joanne, you're awful! 364 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,346 - [all laughing] - But you're right. 365 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,974 I will get some bread for the table. 366 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,232 [ominous music playing] 367 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,944 [grunting] 368 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,030 - [grunting] - [exclaims] 369 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,161 Ugh! [groaning] 370 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,247 Ha! 371 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:10,915 [groans] 372 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,542 [grunting] 373 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,420 Oh, that's right. 374 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,255 Fighting is my self-care. 375 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,217 Chessure, get your toy. 376 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,677 - [screeches] - Hey, watch the head. 377 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,512 [screaming] 378 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,556 Ow! So catching me wasn't part of your plan? 379 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,892 Sorry, I've never been good at sports. 380 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,270 [grunting] 381 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,857 Shit. I can't stop thinking 382 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,276 that I hurt Kite Man's feelings. 383 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,861 [grunting] 384 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,572 I really like him. And I never like anyone! He's just so... 385 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,698 - Basic? - Dumpable? 386 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,699 [grunting] 387 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,284 I was gonna say sweet. 388 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,286 And the weird thing is, that makes me love him more 389 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,288 - [screams] - [groaning] 390 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,166 Malice, you okay? 391 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,919 Oh, yeah. This must be our third date 392 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,630 because I'm about to give you all some head. 393 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,965 [exclaiming] 394 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,342 [groaning] 395 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,594 How about a freaking heads up next time? 396 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,096 You wait till the third date? 397 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,139 Yeah. Chastity is the new edging. 398 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,142 [thudding] 399 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,107 [growls] 400 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,275 That's one big fucking masseuse! 401 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,072 Hi, there. Uh... 402 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,573 I was hoping to maybe speak to the manager. 403 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,825 'Scuse me, mister? 404 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,993 Oh! Hey, kiddo, can I help you? 405 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,955 We got you a skinny Marga-queefa. 406 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,331 Oh. [chuckles] 407 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,875 Uh, well, that's adorable, sweetie. 408 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,169 I think maybe you mean "Margarita." 409 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,963 But I didn't order anything. 410 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,841 Yeah. [chuckles] This one's on the house. 411 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,051 And don't worry, it's virgin. 412 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,636 Just like you, Kite Man. 413 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,848 You know, perhaps I should speak with your parents. 414 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,516 [older woman voice] Eat shit. I'm 47. 415 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:54,019 I sued my parents into homelessness years ago. 416 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,354 Name's Babydoll, I run this place. 417 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,857 Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. You're the manager? 418 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,233 Something you wanted to ask me? 419 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,860 Um... 420 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,403 - No, I'm good. - Didn't think so. 421 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,447 I'm looking forward to flattening Noonan's 422 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,907 and putting in a big deck for patio seating. 423 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,992 Big deck? 424 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,702 What can I say? 425 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,746 I love big decks. 426 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,622 [laughing] 427 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,250 Hang in there, Kite Man. This ain't so bad. 428 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,877 This place is just so fake. 429 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,254 Agreed. It could never be Noonan's. 430 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,089 I mean, Noonan's, may it rest in peace, 431 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,966 was a place where we could all sit at the bar 432 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,301 and just have a drink. 433 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,553 This place, could never provide that. 434 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,805 [waitstaff] ♪ Birthday, birthday, birthday ♪ 435 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,265 ♪ Today's your birthday ♪ 436 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,225 ♪ Birthday, birthday, birthday ♪ 437 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,685 ♪ At Villigan's we say ♪ 438 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,145 ♪ Birthday, birthday, birthday! ♪ 439 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,605 ♪ A birthday is a birthday ♪ 440 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,440 ♪ Birthday, birthday, birthday ♪ 441 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,733 [Bane] It's a registered trademark 442 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,276 of Villigan's incorporated! 443 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,070 - Yay! - [waitstaff] Happy birthday! 444 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,613 That is one toe-tapping 445 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,740 proprietary birthday song, right there. 446 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,283 [chuckles] To Aiden! 447 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,203 If I had Aiden's wish right now, 448 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,746 I'd wish Glider would text me back 449 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,998 and this giant corporate chain restaurant never opened. 450 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:58,333 See, you're getting greedy now. 451 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,251 That's two wishes. Even if Aiden owned 452 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,087 a money printing machine like Villigan's, 453 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,588 he couldn't buy another wish. 454 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,173 Wait a minute, that's it. 455 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,676 To beat Villigan's, we need to focus 456 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,260 on the things they can't buy. 457 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,554 Like some good old-fashioned creativity 458 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,931 and community engagement. 459 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,100 [chuckles] Yes! Thanks, guys. 460 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,853 I knew you couldn't do it. 461 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,730 Listen, Babydoll may be a greedy, 462 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,733 ruthless freak, hellbent on my personal ruin, 463 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,778 but she is also, unfortunately, 464 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,947 super cute. But good news, 465 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,615 I have a better plan. 466 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,866 Theme nights! 467 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,118 Villigan's is a theme restaurant. 468 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,328 Well, we'll have a new theme every night. 469 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,497 Instrumental Karaoke Night, Taco Mondays, 470 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,290 get ahead of it. Hell, yeah! 471 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,377 Trivia Night, but only questions about trivia itself. 472 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,296 - [makes explosion noise] - Okay. Shut up! 473 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,133 Even if people liked those horrible ideas, 474 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,801 how are you gonna get the word out? 475 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,136 Way ahead of you. 476 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,679 Putting up a giant marquee out front. 477 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,806 Heading over to the gang at Just Marquees right about now. 478 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,392 It's the only game in town since Marquees de Sign closed. 479 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,144 But wait until Babydoll and her cronies 480 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,937 get a load of our giant marquee 481 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:04,691 of creativity and community. 482 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,776 [upbeat music playing] 483 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,572 [Kite Man] W-T-F! 484 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,990 When I was over there, it was like 485 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,408 Babydoll knew I was coming, 486 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,618 and now she stole all my theme night ideas. 487 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,163 - It's like she-- - Bugged the gift basket? 488 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,665 - It was in the fruitcake. - Why didn't you tell me? 489 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,833 I don't work for you. 490 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,378 Noonan, I'm not a big cured meats guy, 491 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,589 does charcuterie always tick? 492 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,215 Fire in the hole! 493 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:31,885 [boom] 494 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,054 [Bane] 'Splosion! 495 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,348 [screams] 496 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,684 [grunting] 497 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,231 [masseuse laughs] 498 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,527 Oh! I like that torso. 499 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,238 - [smack] - [exclaims] 500 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,199 I hate effort. 501 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,284 Dear God, my forehead is crying. 502 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,663 [straining] 503 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,707 [grunts, groans] 504 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,667 [thud] 505 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,460 Ugh! 506 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,592 Is this on? 507 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,802 Can they... They can see me, right? 508 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,470 - Damn! Babydoll? - Who? 509 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,680 Babydoll. 510 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,723 The former child star of the stupid sitcom 511 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,725 - Love That Baby. - Hated that show. 512 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,394 Oh, it sucked! 513 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,229 Although, did you see the one where Baby becomes a lawyer? 514 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,563 Oh, yeah, I like that one. 515 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,107 And the one where Baby gets an abortion? 516 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,233 [laughs] 517 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,859 I directed that one, actually. 518 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,319 Still waiting on my residuals. 519 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,696 [chuckles] Look, bitches, 520 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,115 no amount of fight will save you 521 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,116 or your precious bar. 522 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,450 You listen to me, 523 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,369 my boyfriend and I just bought that bar 524 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,579 and no second-rate tacky chain restaurant 525 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,707 is going to end our dreams of turning it into 526 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,251 the most moderately successful local dive bar 527 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,962 in greater east Gotham, north of 47th! 528 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,256 - You got that? - Oh, I got it. 529 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,341 - Boyfriend, huh? - As a matter of fact, 530 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,593 my soon to be live-in boyfriend. 531 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,429 We still talking about this? 532 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,638 Well, I hope you're not talking about Kite Man, 533 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,141 because I'm afraid he's dead. 534 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,018 - What? - [child's voice] He go boom boom! 535 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,561 [laughs] 536 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,229 [older woman voice] So unless he's bomb proof, 537 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,023 and I know he's not, because I've heard his jokes, 538 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,774 Kite Man is very dead. 539 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,611 [screams] 540 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,946 Oh, this is bad. 541 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,281 Take cover! 542 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,158 [screeching] 543 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,784 [slashing] 544 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,292 Hmm, nice fucking throw, Kite Man. 545 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,543 Uh, well, thanks. 546 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,587 Nine-time intramural disc golf champ. 547 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,464 There's actually a pretty sweet course 548 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,923 over by the Gotham airport 549 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:34,966 if you ever want to get in-- 550 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,177 Goddamnit! Are you kidding me? 551 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,803 I'm trying to make Regional Supervisor 552 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,723 and a property insurance claim is not helping. 553 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,310 You're paying for a new revolving door, cocksucker! 554 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,270 I don't think so, Babydoll. 555 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,480 - [grunting] - [groans] 556 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,232 Kite Man, kick her sorry little ass. 557 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,567 I'm not hitting a child. 558 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,944 - [thud] - Ah, Jesus Christ! 559 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,614 Babydoll, Noonan's isn't going anywhere, 560 00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,200 so we're just gonna have to find a way to live together. 561 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,827 [grunts] You mean like your dumb girlfriend 562 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:03,995 you're moving in with? 563 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,497 - Who told you that? - She did. 564 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,582 She said you're moving in together, 565 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:10,168 only problem is, next thing she did 566 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,545 was die! 567 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,631 [laughs] 568 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,595 [growling] 569 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,681 [panting] 570 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,016 Oh, fuck! 571 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,854 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, shit. 572 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,273 Ew, when did French braids come back? 573 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,025 - Malice, you're... - Fine. 574 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,819 I'm immortal, remember? 575 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:36,945 Oh, what about Fables? 576 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,905 What about me? I'm right here. 577 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,448 What do you think? 578 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,783 Your kill-everything tantrum made a perfect buffet 579 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,118 of parts in there. 580 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,036 - I look good. - [sighs] 581 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,579 Oh, my God. Chuck! 582 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,165 Can you believe this shit? 583 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,291 You see the appetizers? 584 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,751 They want $17.99 585 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,294 for the Riddler soup of the day? 586 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,713 Like we're suckers! 587 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,883 Listen, Kite Man, 588 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,177 I am sorry about Golden Glider. 589 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:04,014 I mean, you know, there just are no words. 590 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,348 That being said, 591 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,558 how about I try some more words 592 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,018 and see if we land on any of that-- 593 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,394 [door opens] 594 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,062 - Babe! - Babe! 595 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,316 [together] I thought you were dead. 596 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,901 Jinx. Double jinx. 597 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,319 I've... I've got something to tell you. 598 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,529 Oh, shut up! 599 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,322 I have to tell you something first. 600 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,742 Chuck, I want to move in with you. 601 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,160 I always have. 602 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,327 I was just afraid 603 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,871 I'd accidentally kill you, okay? 604 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:28,747 Seriously? 605 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,415 Babe, I'd rather be killed by you 606 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,250 than be alive with anyone else. 607 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,460 Oh, babe! 608 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,587 Truth is, I'd rather kill you 609 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,630 than see you alive with anyone else. 610 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,966 The down-on-one-knee shit again? 611 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,801 Charles "Kite Man" Brown, 612 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,221 would you make me the luckiest roommate-with-benefits ever 613 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,473 and move in with me? 614 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,225 I do! A thousand times do! 615 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,019 He do-dos! 616 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,146 It is beyond humiliating 617 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,273 to be fired by a child. 618 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,442 I am never going 619 00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,945 to Villigan's again! 620 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,822 Hell, yeah! 621 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,407 Wait, what did you want to tell me? 622 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,701 Oh, uh, well, it's better if I show you. 623 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,620 [Babydoll in child's voice] Daddy, please no! 624 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,288 - [Kite Man grunting] - Stop, Daddy! 625 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,123 See, that I respect. 626 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,458 That's how I was raised. 627 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,293 Thanks. But you guys don't think this 628 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,461 makes me look like a jerk? 629 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,546 [all disagree half-heartedly] 630 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,131 [Bane] Yeah, but who cares? 631 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,635 [rock music playing] 632 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,038 [man] ♪ Hell, yeah ♪