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Babe, I need
more shot glasses--
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Oh! Trevor?
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What are you doing
staying late after class?
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Uh, what?
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Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yes, teacher,
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it's me, Trevor, your student,
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wondering how I might
get up my grade.
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I think we can find you
some extra credit.
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And I want a good look
at your locker,
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I hear it's so dirty.
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Oh, so dirty.
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In fact, I'm so dirty,
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you should probably
check me for lice.
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Check you for... Babe,
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isn't that more
of a grade school thing?
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I don't think...
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I'm pretty sure we had
lice checks in my high school.
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Oh. Well, then,
let me get a comb
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and my rubber gloves.
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Oh, gonna use
your special lice comb?
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Oh, you know I am.
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Any nits or larvae?
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[Sixpack] Oh, yeah.
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Check him for lice
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you dirty strumpet.
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- Sixpack!
- What are you doing in here?
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Looking for peanut butter.
Found it.
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Sixpack,
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remember what we said
about boundaries--
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- This is employees only!
- [thudding]
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- [groaning]
- You wet-brained perv!
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You didn't overhear any...
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- None of that?
- Ah, nah. No.
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But for the record,
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lice checks are more
of a school nurse thing.
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You know, for next time.
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Uh-huh.
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Now, where were we?
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Well, Nurse Glider,
I was thinking you could
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take my temperature
the baby way.
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[rock music plays]
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[man] ♪ Hell, yeah ♪
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[Chessure meows]
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Sixpack wants
a triple gin Provencal, neat.
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Fancy drink for a guy
who is passed out.
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Sixpack's orders
get more upscale
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the drunker he gets.
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He's a reverse bridesmaid.
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Reverse bridesmaid?
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Oh, yeah. Bridesmaids
start the wedding
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with, like, a French martini,
but by the end of the night,
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they're sucking up
paint thinner
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somebody spilled on the bar.
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That is so true!
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I don't know how to make a--
Oh! Wait a sex.
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Glider has drink recipes
on her computer.
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All right, let's see...
Dap-a-dap-dap...
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Uh... Time out.
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Does she actually
let you use her laptop?
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Ah, this would be a first,
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but I'm sure
she's cool with it.
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- Stalker much?
- Hello?
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- What's hers is yours.
- Privacy?
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"Work stuff." That's me.
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After all, I'm the biz
pahd-na,
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so no probs clickety
clacking this folds.
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- Oops.
- Jesus fuck!
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Finish a word!
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Whoa. Stop the trolley.
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Relationship Milestones
Checklist?
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It says here,
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at one year you should
be living together
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or just break up.
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We're 14 months!
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- Yikes!
- Better find a place.
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- You suck, dude
- News flash, you suck.
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Open communication
is the key to trust.
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Perhaps you should wait
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and discuss this
with Golden Glider.
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Wait? He's two months late.
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- You know...
- Two months...
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- The ship has sailed...
- If he takes any more...
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Okay, look what I found.
[chuckles] Wha--
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Were you guys plotting
to kill me or something?
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Babe, these have been
the best 14 months of my life.
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The only thing I would change?
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The two rents part.
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Lisa Snart...
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aka Golden Glider,
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would you make me the luckiest
roommate-with-benefits on Earth
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and move in with me?
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Is it me or does this guy
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fake propose
for fucking everything?
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Babe, I...
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I mean, what is this?
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It's a key
which symbolically opens
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the door to wherever
we move in together.
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Chuck, this is so...
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Oh, no. The work folder.
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I, uh... [chuckles]
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No. I can't move in with you.
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Hey, while you're down
on the floor,
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you might wanna look
under some tables,
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for your fucking balls.
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[all laughing]
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- Give the guy a break.
- He got you!
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Those are long gone my friend.
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[knocking]
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Um, babe, was just noodling
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and thought maybe
we should discuss
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what happened...
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Totally. Just crazy busy
right now, babe.
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Inventorying the straws.
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- Ah! Super important.
- Oh, yeah. Super important.
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True that. Yeah.
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You know, I should do the same
with the bev napkins.
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Well, in the words
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of Archduke Ferdinand's
bodyguard,
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"I sure biffed this one."
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Totally put Glider on the spot
when she wasn't ready.
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Oh, come on.
You're following the rules
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of her own spreadsheet, right?
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I thought so. I mean,
things were going amazing
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and yet she defied
her own spreadsheet.
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Maybe she does
want to move in together.
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She just doesn't want
to move in together with you.
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Yeah, face it,
you're eating a meatball
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too big for your mouth.
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She's a devastating
killing machine
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and you got a kite.
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This is why I don't date
anyone less powerful than me.
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Or the poor.
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Shiznit!
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I mean, maybe she's not
into me anymore.
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- [clattering]
- You think? guys?
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Where'd everyone go?
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Across the street.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[man, in deep voice]
♪ Villigan's ♪
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Eat my ass,
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a Villigan's opened
across the street?
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What'd they do?
Put it up overnight?
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They have got
the franchising down.
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I am going to miss
that Unitarian church.
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Ugh, all our customers
went over there.
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Hey, can I get off early today?
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[together] No!
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We are so fucked!
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Damn it. I knew legitimate
business was a bad idea.
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Well, hold on. Okay.
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So, a competitor
opened across the street.
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You know what?
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This could be the villain
bar and restaurant district.
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Oh, I don't know.
Villigan's is a huge chain.
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They could bury us
like they buried
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Beefsteak Charlie's
and Shnazzy's Sitz 'n Gritz...
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And Tamale Junction.
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Miss those tamales everyday.
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How about this?
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I'll go do some recon.
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Get the hot goss,
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see what's crackalacking,
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come back
and game plan this bizzy.
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Gotta love Bane's
can-do attitude.
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We're toast.
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What is Bane doing?
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How long does it take
to scope a place out?
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Courtesy of Villigan's
management.
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[chuckles]
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Wait, that wasn't...
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Riddler? No.
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Villigan's is villain-themed.
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The staff all dress
like famous villains.
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That would offend the shit
out of me if it wasn't so fun.
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Well, what is this for?
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"To the owners of Noonan's.
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A gift basket from your new
neighbors at Villigan's."
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Three day-passes
for Queen of Kings Spa.
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Oh! I'm going
by myself three times.
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Um, this is addressed
to the owners.
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Sure. Butter us up
before they fry us in the pan.
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Actually, babe,
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couples spa date?
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We can get intimately
rubbed down
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by strangers side-by-side.
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Maybe, you know,
in there somewhere
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discuss today's
spreadsheet snafu...
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Uh, yeah. Or, you know,
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I never really get to bond
with the girls here
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and female friendships
are so important.
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- No, they're not.
- Free spa day.
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Right, yes, super true, babe.
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Take the girls!
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- I am shouting.
- I like that plan.
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Those spas are nude.
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Gives me a chance
to do some body shopping.
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This one has to shit
anytime I have sugar.
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Great. All right.
Well... [chuckles]
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Um...
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- [kisses] Oh. Okay.
- [chuckles]
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- [kisses]
- Wow. Yeah. Mmm.
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- Bye.
- Uh, bye now.
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She wants nothing
to do with me.
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- [smack]
- That's loser talk.
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Ow! Sean!
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You want her
to move in with you?
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There are two things
women can't resist.
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A good smack on the ass
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and solving a big problem.
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And Villigan's
is a big problem.
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You're right. I'll prove
I'm move-in worthy
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by solving
the Villigan's problem.
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Oh, and we don't smack
on the ass anymore,
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but we do send flirty sexts.
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Have a blast with
the ladies, comma,
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and I'll have a blast
for you later, period.
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- Send.
- [groans]
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[chuckles] Hell, yeah.
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Now, to solve
that Villigan's problem.
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[door slams]
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[upbeat music playing]
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Whoa!
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Wow! Whoa!
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Where did they even get that?
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Villigan's doesn't
miss a beat.
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I mean,
this is the perfect homage
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to all the great villains.
It's just like Planet Hollywood
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was the perfect homage
to all the great planets.
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But you know what? I actually
learn a lot from them, too.
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[all] Aw!
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The breathalyzer
literally explodes.
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So I says, "Now what, officer?
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The alphabet again?"
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[all laughing]
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So, now Joe's goomad is asking
why she hasn't heard from him.
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And I'm, like,
"Sweetheart, reality check.
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He's ghosting you."
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Oh, we can't
compete with this.
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- Table for one, sir?
- Bane?
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Ooh! Kite Man.
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Welcome to Villigan's.
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You work here now?
What? How?
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You know,
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it actually happened
pretty organically.
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These crooks think
they can put
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the little guy
out of business.
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We'll see about that.
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What?
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They've got a me?
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Wow, I am important.
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Hold up. He didn't even
greet that two-top.
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And this customer over here
is waiting on a refill!
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This guy is giving Bane
a bad name!
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Excuse me? Garcon?
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Does the soup contain gluten?
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Well, look, I don't...
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Well... Are we talking
of allergies
259
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,674
or just a preference?
260
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,843
And when they open
that patio seating,
261
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,304
those tips are gonna be
off the chain.
262
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,556
Well, I can't wait to see
their Fake Kite Man.
263
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,516
- Can... Can you introduce me?
- Hey!
264
00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,893
Fake Calendar Man,
265
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,062
is Fake Kite Man
working tonight?
266
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,230
Nah, we don't have
a Fake Kite Man.
267
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,648
Fake Kite Man, no. Sorry.
268
00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,525
They don't? What?
269
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,027
Wait, they have
a Fake Calendar Man,
270
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,528
but they don't have
a Fake Kite Man?
271
00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:31,821
[stuttering]
272
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,199
Well, look, it's so hard
273
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,533
to find good help,
274
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,701
that also, you know,
275
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,496
resembles such a super famous--
276
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:42,082
[groans] Thanks anyway, buddy.
277
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,169
- [man] Garcon?
- Just a second!
278
00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,005
[sighs]
279
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,924
[masseuse] Right here.
Oh, there's a knot.
280
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,426
- Mmm.
- [masseuse] It's very tight.
281
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,886
Oh, right there.
282
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,888
[masseuse] A little
ore pressure?
283
00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,724
Oh, I can't believe
we can't have our phones.
284
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,393
[Golden Glider] Ah, this was
such a good idea.
285
00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,603
I am crazy relaxed.
286
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,814
Don't touch my fucking feet!
287
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,732
- Isn't this fun?
- So when are you
gonna dump Kite Man?
288
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,693
What? I'm not going
to dump him.
289
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,236
Your own spreadsheet says
290
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,613
if it's not time to move in,
it's time to move on.
291
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,032
[sighs] Okay, okay.
I know, but...
292
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,493
I made it before I even
met Kite Man.
293
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,953
It was stupid.
294
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,746
And here's the truth.
295
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,540
I do wanna move in with him.
296
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,834
I'm just...
afraid I'll kill him.
297
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,043
- So?
- Why?
298
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,461
Because I can't
control my powers
299
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,422
if I get super emotional.
300
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,798
If we live together,
301
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,466
the first time he puts
a dish in the sink
302
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,219
instead of in the dishwasher,
which is three inches away,
303
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,138
I will lose my shit
and accidentally
304
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,306
turn him into a pool
of blood on the carpet.
305
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,600
Huh! Good luck getting
hard blood out of a rug.
306
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,935
Look at it like this,
307
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,062
if you kill him,
then it wasn't meant to be.
308
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,647
- Bingo!
- Yeah, I don't really
309
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,107
- see it that way--
- The hell?
310
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,692
[Golden Glider]
A Villigan's Company?
311
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,778
A chain restaurant
owns this spa. Weird.
312
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,280
Also, they said
the mask would tingle,
313
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,824
but it does feel like
my face is being stabbed.
314
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,200
- [exclaims]
- Oops.
315
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,578
Oops, my ass!
That was no accident!
316
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,038
You just ripped my head off!
317
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:03,955
Oh, ow!
318
00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:07,334
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
319
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,585
[meows]
320
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,837
[buzzer blaring]
321
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,636
Ladies, I'm starting
to think this is a trap.
322
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,263
Starting to think?
323
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,807
How can I blame Glider for
not wanting to live with me?
324
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,476
I don't wanna live with me
325
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:26,561
and I don't have a clue
326
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,812
on how to get rid
of Villigan's.
327
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,813
I have a thought.
328
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,315
Go kill the manager.
329
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,609
What? Noonan,
that doesn't sound like
330
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,985
the way to handle a--
331
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,571
You think I kept this bar
open all these years
332
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,865
with friendly service? No!
333
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,075
I have killed more--
334
00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,910
- I've never... [stutters]
- What?
335
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,828
I've never killed
anyone before.
336
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,372
- What?
- Please do not tell anyone.
337
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,291
Okay? If that got out
at the Legion of Doom,
338
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,793
they would lose
all respect for me.
339
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,836
Your bigger problem
is your girl
340
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,506
will have no respect for you
341
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,508
if you lose this bar.
342
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,511
I'd do anything to make
sure that doesn't happen.
343
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,137
- Even...
- Even kill.
344
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,389
Do you have a weapon
I can borrow?
345
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,683
I got every weapon
you can borrow.
346
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,351
[Kite Man] Whoa! All right.
347
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,644
Whoa! Very cool.
348
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,978
Very, very cool.
349
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,356
Let's pop that killing cherry.
350
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,399
What's this one?
351
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,693
All right, uh...
Cataclysmic Deionizer.
352
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,361
It's a nice choice.
It's discreet,
353
00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,489
take off the lid like you're
gonna moisturize your lips,
354
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,657
point it at the manager,
355
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,992
squeeze, dead.
356
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,955
That is actually pretty nice.
357
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,916
Can I get you ladies
358
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,668
started with drinks?
359
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,045
Wow! We got Bane!
360
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,922
- [chuckling]
- Yup. You got me.
361
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,549
So are we thinking...
362
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,551
Isn't the real Bane skinnier?
363
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,720
Joanne, you're awful!
364
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,346
- [all laughing]
- But you're right.
365
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,974
I will get some bread
for the table.
366
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,232
[ominous music playing]
367
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,944
[grunting]
368
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,030
- [grunting]
- [exclaims]
369
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,161
Ugh! [groaning]
370
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,247
Ha!
371
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:10,915
[groans]
372
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,542
[grunting]
373
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,420
Oh, that's right.
374
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,255
Fighting is my self-care.
375
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,217
Chessure, get your toy.
376
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,677
- [screeches]
- Hey, watch the head.
377
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,512
[screaming]
378
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,556
Ow! So catching me
wasn't part of your plan?
379
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,892
Sorry, I've never been
good at sports.
380
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,270
[grunting]
381
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,857
Shit. I can't stop thinking
382
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,276
that I hurt
Kite Man's feelings.
383
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,861
[grunting]
384
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,572
I really like him. And I never
like anyone! He's just so...
385
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,698
- Basic?
- Dumpable?
386
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,699
[grunting]
387
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,284
I was gonna say sweet.
388
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,286
And the weird thing is,
that makes me love him more
389
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,288
- [screams]
- [groaning]
390
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,166
Malice, you okay?
391
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,919
Oh, yeah. This must
be our third date
392
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,630
because I'm about
to give you all some head.
393
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,965
[exclaiming]
394
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,342
[groaning]
395
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,594
How about a freaking
heads up next time?
396
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,096
You wait till the third date?
397
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,139
Yeah. Chastity
is the new edging.
398
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,142
[thudding]
399
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,107
[growls]
400
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,275
That's one
big fucking masseuse!
401
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,072
Hi, there. Uh...
402
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,573
I was hoping to maybe
speak to the manager.
403
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,825
'Scuse me, mister?
404
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,993
Oh! Hey, kiddo,
can I help you?
405
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,955
We got you
a skinny Marga-queefa.
406
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,331
Oh. [chuckles]
407
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,875
Uh, well,
that's adorable, sweetie.
408
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,169
I think maybe
you mean "Margarita."
409
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,963
But I didn't order anything.
410
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,841
Yeah. [chuckles]
This one's on the house.
411
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,051
And don't worry, it's virgin.
412
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,636
Just like you, Kite Man.
413
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,848
You know, perhaps I should
speak with your parents.
414
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,516
[older woman voice]
Eat shit. I'm 47.
415
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:54,019
I sued my parents
into homelessness years ago.
416
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,354
Name's Babydoll,
I run this place.
417
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,857
Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
You're the manager?
418
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,233
Something you wanted to ask me?
419
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,860
Um...
420
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,403
- No, I'm good.
- Didn't think so.
421
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,447
I'm looking forward
to flattening Noonan's
422
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,907
and putting in a big deck
for patio seating.
423
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,992
Big deck?
424
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,702
What can I say?
425
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,746
I love big decks.
426
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,622
[laughing]
427
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,250
Hang in there, Kite Man.
This ain't so bad.
428
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,877
This place is just so fake.
429
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,254
Agreed. It could
never be Noonan's.
430
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,089
I mean, Noonan's,
may it rest in peace,
431
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,966
was a place where we could all
sit at the bar
432
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,301
and just have a drink.
433
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,553
This place, could never
provide that.
434
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,805
[waitstaff] ♪ Birthday,
birthday, birthday ♪
435
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,265
♪ Today's your birthday ♪
436
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,225
♪ Birthday,
birthday, birthday ♪
437
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,685
♪ At Villigan's we say ♪
438
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,145
♪ Birthday,
birthday, birthday! ♪
439
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,605
♪ A birthday is a birthday ♪
440
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,440
♪ Birthday,
birthday, birthday ♪
441
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,733
[Bane] It's a registered
trademark
442
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,276
of Villigan's incorporated!
443
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,070
- Yay!
- [waitstaff] Happy birthday!
444
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,613
That is one toe-tapping
445
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,740
proprietary birthday song,
right there.
446
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,283
[chuckles] To Aiden!
447
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,203
If I had Aiden's
wish right now,
448
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,746
I'd wish Glider
would text me back
449
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,998
and this giant corporate
chain restaurant never opened.
450
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:58,333
See, you're getting
greedy now.
451
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,251
That's two wishes.
Even if Aiden owned
452
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,087
a money printing machine
like Villigan's,
453
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,588
he couldn't buy another wish.
454
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,173
Wait a minute, that's it.
455
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,676
To beat Villigan's,
we need to focus
456
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,260
on the things they can't buy.
457
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,554
Like some good
old-fashioned creativity
458
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,931
and community engagement.
459
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,100
[chuckles] Yes! Thanks, guys.
460
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,853
I knew you couldn't do it.
461
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,730
Listen, Babydoll
may be a greedy,
462
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,733
ruthless freak, hellbent
on my personal ruin,
463
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,778
but she is also, unfortunately,
464
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,947
super cute. But good news,
465
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,615
I have a better plan.
466
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:31,866
Theme nights!
467
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,118
Villigan's
is a theme restaurant.
468
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,328
Well, we'll have
a new theme every night.
469
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,497
Instrumental Karaoke Night,
Taco Mondays,
470
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,290
get ahead of it.
Hell, yeah!
471
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:42,377
Trivia Night, but only
questions about trivia itself.
472
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,296
- [makes explosion noise]
- Okay. Shut up!
473
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,133
Even if people liked
those horrible ideas,
474
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,801
how are you gonna
get the word out?
475
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,136
Way ahead of you.
476
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,679
Putting up a giant
marquee out front.
477
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,806
Heading over to the gang
at Just Marquees
right about now.
478
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,392
It's the only game in town
since Marquees de Sign closed.
479
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,144
But wait until Babydoll
and her cronies
480
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,937
get a load
of our giant marquee
481
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:04,691
of creativity and community.
482
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,776
[upbeat music playing]
483
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,572
[Kite Man] W-T-F!
484
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,990
When I was over there,
it was like
485
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,408
Babydoll knew I was coming,
486
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,618
and now she stole
all my theme night ideas.
487
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,163
- It's like she--
- Bugged the gift basket?
488
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,665
- It was in the fruitcake.
- Why didn't you tell me?
489
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,833
I don't work for you.
490
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,378
Noonan, I'm not a big
cured meats guy,
491
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,589
does charcuterie always tick?
492
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,215
Fire in the hole!
493
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:31,885
[boom]
494
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,054
[Bane] 'Splosion!
495
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,348
[screams]
496
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,684
[grunting]
497
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,231
[masseuse laughs]
498
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,527
Oh! I like that torso.
499
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,238
- [smack]
- [exclaims]
500
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,199
I hate effort.
501
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,284
Dear God,
my forehead is crying.
502
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,663
[straining]
503
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,707
[grunts, groans]
504
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,667
[thud]
505
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,460
Ugh!
506
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,592
Is this on?
507
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,802
Can they...
They can see me, right?
508
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,470
- Damn! Babydoll?
- Who?
509
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,680
Babydoll.
510
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,723
The former child star
of the stupid sitcom
511
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,725
- Love That Baby.
- Hated that show.
512
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,394
Oh, it sucked!
513
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,229
Although, did you see the one
where Baby becomes a lawyer?
514
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,563
Oh, yeah, I like that one.
515
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,107
And the one where
Baby gets an abortion?
516
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,233
[laughs]
517
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,859
I directed that one, actually.
518
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,319
Still waiting
on my residuals.
519
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,696
[chuckles] Look, bitches,
520
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,115
no amount of fight
will save you
521
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,116
or your precious bar.
522
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,450
You listen to me,
523
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,369
my boyfriend
and I just bought that bar
524
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,579
and no second-rate
tacky chain restaurant
525
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,707
is going to end our dreams
of turning it into
526
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,251
the most moderately successful
local dive bar
527
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,962
in greater east Gotham,
north of 47th!
528
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,256
- You got that?
- Oh, I got it.
529
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,341
- Boyfriend, huh?
- As a matter of fact,
530
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,593
my soon to be
live-in boyfriend.
531
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,429
We still talking about this?
532
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:58,638
Well, I hope you're
not talking about Kite Man,
533
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,141
because I'm afraid he's dead.
534
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,018
- What?
- [child's voice]
He go boom boom!
535
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,561
[laughs]
536
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,229
[older woman voice]
So unless he's bomb proof,
537
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,023
and I know he's not,
because I've heard his jokes,
538
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,774
Kite Man is very dead.
539
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,611
[screams]
540
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,946
Oh, this is bad.
541
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,281
Take cover!
542
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,158
[screeching]
543
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,784
[slashing]
544
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,292
Hmm, nice fucking throw,
Kite Man.
545
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,543
Uh, well, thanks.
546
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,587
Nine-time intramural
disc golf champ.
547
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,464
There's actually
a pretty sweet course
548
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,923
over by the Gotham airport
549
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:34,966
if you ever want to get in--
550
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:37,177
Goddamnit! Are you kidding me?
551
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,803
I'm trying to make
Regional Supervisor
552
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,723
and a property insurance
claim is not helping.
553
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,310
You're paying for a new
revolving door, cocksucker!
554
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,270
I don't think so, Babydoll.
555
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,480
- [grunting]
- [groans]
556
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,232
Kite Man,
kick her sorry little ass.
557
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,567
I'm not hitting a child.
558
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,944
- [thud]
- Ah, Jesus Christ!
559
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,614
Babydoll, Noonan's
isn't going anywhere,
560
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,200
so we're just gonna have
to find a way to live together.
561
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,827
[grunts] You mean
like your dumb girlfriend
562
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:03,995
you're moving in with?
563
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,497
- Who told you that?
- She did.
564
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,582
She said
you're moving in together,
565
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:10,168
only problem is,
next thing she did
566
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,545
was die!
567
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,631
[laughs]
568
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,595
[growling]
569
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,681
[panting]
570
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,016
Oh, fuck!
571
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,854
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, shit.
572
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,273
Ew, when did French braids
come back?
573
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,025
- Malice, you're...
- Fine.
574
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,819
I'm immortal, remember?
575
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:36,945
Oh, what about Fables?
576
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,905
What about me? I'm right here.
577
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,448
What do you think?
578
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,783
Your kill-everything tantrum
made a perfect buffet
579
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,118
of parts in there.
580
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,036
- I look good.
- [sighs]
581
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,579
Oh, my God. Chuck!
582
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,165
Can you believe this shit?
583
00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,291
You see the appetizers?
584
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,751
They want $17.99
585
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,294
for the Riddler
soup of the day?
586
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,713
Like we're suckers!
587
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,883
Listen, Kite Man,
588
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,177
I am sorry
about Golden Glider.
589
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:04,014
I mean, you know,
there just are no words.
590
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,348
That being said,
591
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,558
how about I try
some more words
592
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,018
and see if we land
on any of that--
593
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,394
[door opens]
594
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,062
- Babe!
- Babe!
595
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,316
[together] I thought
you were dead.
596
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,901
Jinx. Double jinx.
597
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,319
I've... I've got something
to tell you.
598
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,529
Oh, shut up!
599
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,322
I have to tell you
something first.
600
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,742
Chuck, I want
to move in with you.
601
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,160
I always have.
602
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,327
I was just afraid
603
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,871
I'd accidentally
kill you, okay?
604
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:28,747
Seriously?
605
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,415
Babe, I'd rather
be killed by you
606
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,250
than be alive
with anyone else.
607
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,460
Oh, babe!
608
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,587
Truth is, I'd rather kill you
609
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,630
than see you alive
with anyone else.
610
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,966
The down-on-one-knee
shit again?
611
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,801
Charles "Kite Man" Brown,
612
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,221
would you make me the luckiest
roommate-with-benefits ever
613
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,473
and move in with me?
614
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,225
I do! A thousand times do!
615
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,019
He do-dos!
616
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,146
It is beyond humiliating
617
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,273
to be fired by a child.
618
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,442
I am never going
619
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,945
to Villigan's again!
620
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,822
Hell, yeah!
621
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,407
Wait, what did you
want to tell me?
622
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,701
Oh, uh, well,
it's better if I show you.
623
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,620
[Babydoll in child's voice]
Daddy, please no!
624
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,288
- [Kite Man grunting]
- Stop, Daddy!
625
00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,123
See, that I respect.
626
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,458
That's how I was raised.
627
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,293
Thanks. But you guys
don't think this
628
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,461
makes me look like a jerk?
629
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,546
[all disagree half-heartedly]
630
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,131
[Bane] Yeah, but who cares?
631
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,635
[rock music playing]
632
00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,038
[man] ♪ Hell, yeah ♪