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People don't realize
how much responsibility is involved.
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They breed and push these monsters
out into the world,
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and then their little spawn
wanders around without purpose.
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This kid'll land on his face.
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His legs are already shaking.
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-His mom's not even looking.
-Yeah.
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Her kid's fighting for his life,
and she's looking for a dad on Tinder.
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If he doesn't go ass over tit
in 30 seconds, I'm paying double.
9
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-Huh?
-Huh.
10
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-Mom!
-Yeah!
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Ow!
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Jesus. Wait!
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What's up?
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Hey, man.
15
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Hey, Tytus.
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You can give him his dinner
around seven tonight.
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You're not gonna believe
what happened.
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I got free weed today.
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What? He knows what it means.
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There are different kinds of weeds.
21
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No, you're completely hopeless.
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I can always predict
what's going to happen.
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I'm onto you, Eryk, all right?
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And this?
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Don't.
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All you had to do was pick him up.
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I forgot. I'm sorry.
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-Time passes differently for me.
-Mmm, I've realized.
29
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You angry or what?
30
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I don't know. Do I look it?
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Yeah, you are.
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Today, four people died on my shift,
and yet you've pissed me off the most.
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And on top of that, The Ray of Sunshine
has a Parents' Committee meeting tonight.
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I'm sure they're gonna talk about Tytus.
35
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And, of course, I can't make it again.
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All of the parents hate him.
37
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I mean, the look they gave me
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when they found out I was the only one
who didn't have to pay tuition.
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Or after Tytus had stuffed a sausage
up a girl's nose.
40
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Or when he took a dead pigeon
in his backpack to school.
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Was it the whole sausage?
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-Look, I fucked up, all right?
-Hey! Watch it.
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Boom!
44
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-So what? You were swearing a second ago.
-Yeah, except I was facing the wall.
45
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-It's different.
-But the sound still bounces off the wall.
46
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All right.
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I fucked up.
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I'll go to that meeting tonight for you.
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WELCOME
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Mmm… no.
51
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I have to get back to the hospital,
and somebody has to stay with him.
52
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And plus, you wouldn't
feel comfortable among adults.
53
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Be good, honey.
54
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I'll see you later.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE KINDERGARTEN
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What've you got there?
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Tytus?
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Those are my headphones, pal.
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They're expensive.
62
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If you break them, you're buying new ones.
63
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Tytus…
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No drawing on the walls!
65
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Fucking great.
66
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Hey, man, listen.
Um, can you do me a favor?
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-What's up?
-There's something I have to get to.
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You want me to stay with that little shit?
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NIGHT IN THE KINDERGARTEN
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You know there's more to it
than that, though, of course.
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This decision wasn't an easy one.
They never are.
72
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But I've run out of options.
73
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As you know,
your ideas didn't work out in the end.
74
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We can't do this.
It's too rushed.
75
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-The potential consequences for the child…
-There's more than one child.
76
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-We need to think about him.
-Your opinion is one of many.
77
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And the issue is too important
for us to…
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-Hey.
-Good evening.
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-Hey, I'm, uh--
-You're dating Dorota. Eryk?
80
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-Uh, yeah, how did you know?
-Her Insta.
81
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She only posts a few photos,
and you're in one of them.
82
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And you were hugging.
So it must be serious, right?
83
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Well, I hope so, yeah.
84
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You're at a parents' meeting
at her son's kindergarten.
85
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So it's definitely serious.
86
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-My name is Justyna.
-Hey.
87
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I'm head of the Parents' Committee
here at Sunshine.
88
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-How about you?
-I'm the director here.
89
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The meeting is this way.
90
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Hey, everyone!
91
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-This is Eryk.
-Hey, Eryk.
92
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-Hi, Eryk.
-Hi.
93
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Where's your enthusiasm?
94
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-Everyone, "Hi, Eryk"!
-Hi, Eryk!
95
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-Hey!
-Hi, Eryk.
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All right.
Since Eryk's new here,
97
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how about everyone shares
a thing or two about them?
98
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Oh fuck. You serious, though?
99
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Excuse me. Sorry.
Um, we have one rule here.
100
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No swearing. It's a bad habit,
which we transfer to our children,
101
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whose natural lexicon
will get contaminated from us.
102
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Right, that makes sense.
103
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Uh, so then, I'm Eryk.
104
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That's one thing about me.
105
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-Dorota and I are dating.
-Mmm.
106
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Or no.
I mean, we're partners.
107
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Uh, I'm a…
108
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I'm a sound engineer, and… and let's say…
109
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You could say I'm Tytus's stepfather.
110
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Mmm.
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That was a second thing about me.
112
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Bang!
113
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Well, look. Since I'm twice as old,
then can I say double?
114
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-No.
-Mmm.
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Um, Tadeusz.
116
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-Hey, Tadeusz.
-Hi, hi.
117
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And, of course,
we're parents here, both of us.
118
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Yes, to Anka.
119
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And Gaweł.
120
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We met each other here.
So you know how it is.
121
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My son is Pawełek. He's a good swimmer.
122
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,043
-Plus, he's advanced.
-Well…
123
00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,293
And he would like a puppy,
but I have to think about it.
124
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We're seeing each other.
125
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Just… in the kindergarten, right?
126
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-He's single, and so am I.
-Yeah, that's what I meant.
127
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Yeah, I'm single.
128
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I've done too many
reckless things in my life
129
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to just sum it up in two sentences.
130
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Oh, and my husband took him go-karting.
131
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But enough about me.
132
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Hey, I'm Hamza.
133
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My name is Kazimierz.
134
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Four of my children
have been students here.
135
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And now, so is my son Daniel.
136
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Daniel has Down syndrome,
and I bring him up like he doesn't.
137
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That's honorable.
138
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Pardon?
139
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No, it's super.
140
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-Uh, I'm--
-Let's begin.
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Before we move on
to the main event,
142
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which is the long awaited Nativity play,
143
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there's one more issue
I'd like us to discuss.
144
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And that's the toilets.
145
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Uh, we owe a big thank you to Kazimierz
for sponsoring the self-flushing toilets.
146
00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:14,543
-As you all know.
-It was no problem.
147
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However, I know that some parents
find a problem with them,
148
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as they don't teach children independence.
149
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Who? Who has a problem?
150
00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:24,543
Pawełek sometimes doesn't poop
for a week, for example.
151
00:10:24,626 --> 00:10:27,751
-Get wheat bran. That's the key.
-With all due respect, it's stupid.
152
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Kids should know
how to flush on their own.
153
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If they don't learn…
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Hamza.
155
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…they'll never know how.
156
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Hamza!
157
00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:39,251
-Hmm?
-Please look at me when we're speaking.
158
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Often, their stool would float
for up to three hours. It's unhealthy.
159
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As a nutritionist and personal coach,
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I'd like to mention that excreting
is often more crucial than eating even is.
161
00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:50,001
Let's focus, please.
162
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I know that what I did was a good thing
for the children. Objectively.
163
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Now just a minute. Hold on.
164
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Everyone appreciates
what you did for the children. Don't we?
165
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Let's all thank him. Thank you, Kazimierz.
166
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,668
-Yeah.
-We mean that.
167
00:11:03,001 --> 00:11:04,084
Sure, thanks.
168
00:11:04,168 --> 00:11:07,251
The thing is, you didn't follow
the protocol we have. We didn't vote.
169
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Because it was already 7:15 p.m.
170
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:12,959
so I knew that if we started voting,
you'd all just start yapping again.
171
00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:15,459
When I wanted
a real spruce Christmas tree,
172
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you said it was against eco-logic.
173
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And then, plus the emblem--
174
00:11:18,584 --> 00:11:21,626
I still think we should vote
because we all have a say in what happens.
175
00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:23,626
This classroom isn't your home.
We're a community.
176
00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:24,584
Yeah, this is insane.
177
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YES
178
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Buh-bye toilets.
179
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:38,918
"Yes."
180
00:11:39,543 --> 00:11:42,501
This one just says, "Poop."
I assume that's a "no"?
181
00:11:42,584 --> 00:11:43,918
So another against.
182
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No to toilets.
183
00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:47,543
"No."
184
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:49,668
Oh. "Yes."
185
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:51,876
And…
186
00:11:52,584 --> 00:11:53,626
"Yes, keep them."
187
00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:55,793
So, it's a draw.
188
00:11:56,376 --> 00:11:59,501
I'm glad we had this vote tonight.
Really. Pluralism has won today.
189
00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:01,418
Kazimierz, excuse me for a second.
190
00:12:01,501 --> 00:12:04,251
Uh, Eryk?
191
00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:06,376
-Hmm?
-You like the snacks?
192
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,668
Dorota authorized you being here
on her behalf.
193
00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:10,418
-Well, something like that.
-Well…
194
00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:14,251
-That means that we have one more vote.
-The man doesn't even have any kids.
195
00:12:19,418 --> 00:12:23,959
Eryk is Tytus' stepfather. So, I mean,
it's almost the same thing, isn't it?
196
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,251
Just the word's difference.
197
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:27,376
Let's make it simple.
Is he for or against having shit?
198
00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:29,168
Your language. Language.
199
00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:36,751
It's a philosophical question, isn't it?
200
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:41,293
'Cause, I mean, is it better for someone
to be raised with convenience or without?
201
00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:42,209
Hmm.
202
00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:45,834
'Cause, for me,
I grew up in a tower-block estate.
203
00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:48,793
I shared a bedroom with three siblings.
204
00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:51,751
Um, but I turned out just fine,
didn't I?
205
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:52,834
Yeah.
206
00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:57,084
And look, sometimes I wish someone
would flush my toilet, to be honest.
207
00:12:57,709 --> 00:13:01,084
But since the vote is Dorota's,
and it isn't really yours…
208
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:03,168
No, yeah.
209
00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:08,251
No. I mean, she has other priorities.
210
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,626
Uh, so, unfortunately…
211
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,834
I gotta vote against keeping the toilets
for the classroom.
212
00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:28,876
Hey, hey! Hey, Eryk! Eryk, Eryk!
213
00:13:29,668 --> 00:13:30,918
Don't worry about it.
214
00:13:31,418 --> 00:13:35,001
He always gets edgy at these things.
You'll get used to it. Hmm?
215
00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:36,001
-No, thanks.
-No?
216
00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:37,834
Yeah, I better get going. So, thanks.
217
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,043
Ah, no, wait a minute!
It's a pity because…
218
00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:44,293
I mean, you could say that one needs
a bit of alcohol for these things.
219
00:13:44,376 --> 00:13:45,668
Pity-boom. Psh!
220
00:13:45,751 --> 00:13:47,584
Tadeusz, don't encourage him.
221
00:13:47,668 --> 00:13:49,126
Every meeting he brings his flask.
222
00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:51,584
One day, I'll get to have a drink in here.
223
00:13:52,418 --> 00:13:53,584
So, we're done, right?
224
00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:55,918
You're done, yes.
But we're still preparing the play.
225
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,501
Nobody felt like rehearsing before,
so we're staying till it's perfect.
226
00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:00,668
We've got it.
227
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:03,126
We sadly don't have
a role for you.
228
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:06,043
Unless you want to be a tree or something.
Or a snowflake.
229
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,543
That's okay. But thanks.
230
00:14:08,626 --> 00:14:10,459
I came here just to show I care.
231
00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:14,001
So if, I mean, you could all put in
a good word with Dorota,
232
00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:16,459
tell her that I'm responsible,
it would be great.
233
00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:17,709
'Cause with Tytus…
234
00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:20,376
Mmm, well, I mean, she does a lot for him.
235
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,334
Mmm. We will.
236
00:14:22,418 --> 00:14:23,584
Well…
237
00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:24,543
See ya!
238
00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:26,626
Hey, and cool hat, Tadeusz!
239
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,459
Oh, uh, thank you, Eryk.
240
00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:30,709
Lucky, can I dip out too?
241
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:34,459
MUSICLAND
242
00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:38,126
I'm a nutritionist. I need to weigh myself
after every time I use the bathroom.
243
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,168
-See ya.
-Bye.
244
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:50,668
PEELAND
245
00:14:57,918 --> 00:15:00,376
I was afraid
the jerk would stay.
246
00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:02,293
Then we would've had a real problem.
247
00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:07,376
-How are we going to handle it?
-About that…
248
00:15:10,418 --> 00:15:12,543
I don't want to vote before rehearsal.
We'll wait.
249
00:15:12,626 --> 00:15:14,959
I want to talk to everyone individually.
250
00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:20,293
I can't just approach Tadeusz or Sandra
and tell them that Tytus is a prick.
251
00:15:20,376 --> 00:15:21,959
We need a subtler approach.
252
00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,626
But I hope everyone understands
the real problem.
253
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,709
We need to get rid of that kid,
and it has to be today.
254
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,418
Or else, sooner or later,
he'll kill someone.
255
00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:32,876
Remember to flush,
young explorer!
256
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:49,751
-Hey!
-Hey!
257
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:50,709
Hey.
258
00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:05,543
Come on, pick up!
259
00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:08,001
Answer, for fuck's sake!
260
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:10,626
-Is it really that bad?
-Fuck, I'm just, uh…
261
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,459
Take it easy. Don't worry. It's normal.
262
00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:16,459
Everyone reacts like that
after talking to these people.
263
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,001
Last week, some woman came at me
264
00:16:18,084 --> 00:16:20,501
'cause her kid learned
the word "douchebag."
265
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,459
She'd be shocked
what other words he knows.
266
00:16:23,543 --> 00:16:25,459
Justyna said, in there…
267
00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:29,959
that she wants Tytus
to get kicked out of school, miss.
268
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:30,876
Right. Look.
269
00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:33,376
Can we be a little less formal here?
270
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,918
-I'm Baśka.
-Eryk.
271
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:36,084
So now you know.
272
00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:37,918
This morning, she, uh…
273
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,334
I wish I could say that she asked me, but…
274
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,709
she never does.
275
00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:45,876
She only ever informs.
276
00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:48,668
Our Ms. Justyna.
277
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:55,043
And she'd be able to if she convinces
majority of the committee.
278
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:57,959
Even if it's a total shit move…
279
00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:02,043
she can expel Tytus.
280
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:04,376
But that's just life, you know?
281
00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:06,376
-Miss, I need your help,
-Drop the "miss," okay?
282
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,084
Yeah, all right. Listen, I need your help.
It has to be illegal.
283
00:17:09,168 --> 00:17:11,376
There has to be some rules
'cause she can't--
284
00:17:13,043 --> 00:17:15,001
We have to fight it. Look, miss…
285
00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:16,834
-Look, are you the director or not?
-Eryk.
286
00:17:18,251 --> 00:17:19,584
Forget about it.
287
00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:20,959
It's Ray of Sunshine.
288
00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:31,418
AAH IT'S DOROTA
SORRY, CAN'T TALK. YOU GUYS OK?
289
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:44,418
YES!
290
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,501
LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE
291
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:51,793
OUR PARENTS' COMMITTEE
292
00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:56,543
What exactly
are you inviting us to?
293
00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:58,293
My New Year's Eve party.
294
00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:00,251
I even made a Facebook event. It's--
295
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:03,751
Kasimierz, I've told you a hundred times
not to bring a gun. There's children here.
296
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,626
I have a permit.
You'll be thanking me one of these days.
297
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:09,043
-Besides, it's not loaded.
-You guys see the event?
298
00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:11,001
You guys will come to the party, right?
299
00:18:11,084 --> 00:18:13,084
Uh, Tadeusz, no. We can't make it.
300
00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:16,959
We'll be spending Christmas with the kids.
It'll be our first trip together. Livigno.
301
00:18:17,459 --> 00:18:19,709
It's such a hectic time.
I hope you understand.
302
00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:21,876
Yeah, of course.
But if this all keeps up, there's…
303
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,918
There'll be no party
'cause Hamza's working.
304
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:24,834
Justyna…
305
00:18:24,918 --> 00:18:27,584
I'm a single mom, my dear.
We're always busy.
306
00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:28,793
Hey, I'll be there.
307
00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:31,834
Guess I'll need
to just call the whole thing off.
308
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:34,043
So much potential for conversation.
309
00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:35,876
Plus, Eryk has joined us.
310
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:37,751
Pretty nice guy, huh?
311
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:40,293
He's one nice piece of ass.
He can totally join us.
312
00:18:40,376 --> 00:18:41,584
Yeah, he seems great.
313
00:18:41,668 --> 00:18:42,709
Oh. Oh, Eryk!
314
00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:44,751
We've just been talking about you.
315
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:48,584
Really? I hope you've been saying
only good things about me.
316
00:18:49,334 --> 00:18:51,209
I was on my way home, and, uh…
317
00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:53,209
Well, all I could think of was the play.
318
00:18:53,293 --> 00:18:54,126
Yeah.
319
00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:55,918
I was thinking that…
320
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,001
Well, if I don't at least play
a tree or something,
321
00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:00,209
I would never forgive myself.
322
00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:01,293
Krystyna,
323
00:19:01,376 --> 00:19:05,418
surely you can find a little role
for our lost wanderer over there, huh?
324
00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:06,626
Uh…
325
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,918
Ah! Yeah, I've just… I mean, maybe, yeah.
326
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:10,959
The thing is,
she's finished the script already.
327
00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:12,751
-Joseph.
-What's that?
328
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:14,501
I've been
saying this for weeks.
329
00:19:14,584 --> 00:19:17,168
Our play is incomplete
without Joseph there.
330
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:19,251
We have Mary and Jesus,
331
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,918
the Wise Men, and a sheep even.
332
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:22,876
A donkey…
333
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:25,084
So we should really have Joseph.
334
00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:27,751
The theme of the play
is "A mother's role."
335
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,168
Mary is constantly being omitted.
336
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,209
She pushed the brat out of her womb,
and then what?
337
00:19:31,293 --> 00:19:32,918
Let the men handle the rest?
338
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:36,668
Anyway, Joseph made no contribution
to the creation of Jesus.
339
00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:38,251
-That's 'cause there was no…
-Yeah…
340
00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:39,709
Justyna, look, I think…
341
00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:43,501
It'd be best if we made sure
that we weren't confusing the kids here.
342
00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:45,501
There's always a Joseph in the stable.
343
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,918
They even give him a… a halo in pictures.
344
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:49,876
Mmm.
345
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:52,751
He's been depicted that way
since the 14th century.
346
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:53,668
So, it's fitting.
347
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:54,626
Let him do it.
348
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:57,626
Such a good look like his
can't go to waste, right?
349
00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:58,959
If you want, we can vote.
350
00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:02,876
Who's for Joseph in the Nativity play,
as it's been for millions of years?
351
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:05,126
Voting won't be necessary.
Thank you. You can stop.
352
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:07,501
-Fine. Great. So I'm Joseph, then, right?
-Yeah.
353
00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:09,418
-Congratulations.
-He gets lines?
354
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,709
Krystyna, how long
will the script rewrites take then?
355
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:14,543
I'm not sure, 'cause, um,
it took a few months to get the first--
356
00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:15,584
So, an hour?
357
00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:18,334
The outline of the play's
been put together in a particular way.
358
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,168
The Prologue and the Epilogue
rhyme together.
359
00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:23,418
We're doing a dress rehearsal
at 8:00 p.m. sharp. That's in an hour.
360
00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:25,293
Everything needs to be ready by then.
361
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,418
-Give me your scripts.
-Keep cutting the crowns.
362
00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:31,043
Every child will be a king.
363
00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:32,459
Tadeusz, the snow. Please, just…
364
00:20:32,543 --> 00:20:34,668
It can't be in bunches.
Let it fall gradually.
365
00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:36,959
Kazimierz, the stage,
build it high like a proper theater.
366
00:20:37,043 --> 00:20:38,793
Kasia, Lesław, start making costumes.
367
00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:41,209
Our kids can't see us wearing rags.
368
00:20:41,293 --> 00:20:42,459
Oh, and…
369
00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,293
…I guess Joseph will need a costume.
370
00:20:45,251 --> 00:20:47,584
So, listen, Justy, uh…
371
00:20:48,251 --> 00:20:49,709
Let's work this out, huh?
372
00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:50,626
Justyna.
373
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,043
Justyna.
374
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,501
Coffee?
375
00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:56,126
Yes, please.
376
00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:57,751
WORLD'S BEST DAD, LOVE
377
00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,168
Can we talk like adults for a sec?
378
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:01,543
You want cream?
379
00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:04,501
Soy milk, if there's any.
380
00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:05,459
Soy?
381
00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:07,251
I'm impressed.
382
00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:10,834
Just don't do it today.
383
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:14,543
Not in the way you're planning.
384
00:21:16,626 --> 00:21:17,543
Look, it's…
385
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,793
It's a little unfair, isn't it?
386
00:21:21,876 --> 00:21:24,126
To do it this way, without Dorota?
387
00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:27,584
Maybe… you could figure it out with her?
388
00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:30,709
She and I have already spoken about it
lots of times.
389
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:33,293
And she just didn't want to listen. Hmm?
390
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,251
-Well, I don't know.
-Yeah.
391
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:40,418
What are they talking about
so passionately in there?
392
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:44,251
There's a lot of tension between them.
No denying it.
393
00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:46,084
Aw, you simple boys.
394
00:21:46,168 --> 00:21:47,543
Pretty clear, isn't it?
395
00:21:48,251 --> 00:21:50,168
-Those two are screwing.
-Uh…
396
00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:55,418
Justyna,
397
00:21:55,501 --> 00:21:58,209
I understand your point of view,
you're a mother.
398
00:21:58,293 --> 00:22:00,751
-But I think…
-Hmm?
399
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:04,168
…uh, that you need to also
see the bigger picture here.
400
00:22:05,501 --> 00:22:09,959
You need to see my point of view
because, uh, to tell you the truth…
401
00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:13,168
…it's pretty immature.
402
00:22:16,876 --> 00:22:18,168
I can make an exception.
403
00:22:18,668 --> 00:22:19,834
Super.
404
00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:24,126
Hmm. I know what you're worried about.
405
00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:28,001
Hmm? That it will look like you've lost.
406
00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:31,543
So to protect you from all the shame,
once we expel Tytus,
407
00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:33,793
I'll call Dorota
and tell her how brave you were.
408
00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:35,709
And manly.
409
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:39,001
I don't want this to put a wedge
between you and her.
410
00:22:39,084 --> 00:22:41,084
Especially with how hard it's all been
411
00:22:41,668 --> 00:22:42,959
because you are who you are.
412
00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:49,001
Deal?
413
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,543
Oh my…
414
00:22:59,543 --> 00:23:02,209
-So clumsy, aren't I?
-Don't worry, I'll clean this up.
415
00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:03,959
Why don't you go get us more thumbtacks?
416
00:23:04,043 --> 00:23:05,834
They're in the supply room
in the Avocado Hall.
417
00:23:10,584 --> 00:23:12,293
What did I say?
418
00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:16,876
Uh, where's the Avocado Hall?
419
00:23:18,918 --> 00:23:21,209
LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE
420
00:23:33,959 --> 00:23:35,834
VAGABONDS
GLOBETROTTERS
421
00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:46,084
Take that, Nativity play.
422
00:23:52,876 --> 00:23:53,709
Ow!
423
00:23:55,126 --> 00:23:57,043
It's childproof.
424
00:23:57,126 --> 00:23:58,001
Jesus!
425
00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,709
Miss, do you just..
426
00:24:02,459 --> 00:24:05,293
-You like sneaking around?
-It's also adult-proof.
427
00:24:07,126 --> 00:24:09,209
-Is this your office?
-No.
428
00:24:09,293 --> 00:24:11,543
Mine isn't ready yet.
429
00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:15,168
-How long have you been here?
-For four months.
430
00:24:15,751 --> 00:24:17,584
And I won't let you
destroy my kindergarten.
431
00:24:17,668 --> 00:24:21,209
And what am I supposed to do?
Convince them like a priest one by one?
432
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,334
Look, can't you… can't you declare
a bomb alert or some kind of emergency?
433
00:24:24,418 --> 00:24:26,543
Hey, I told you to forget all about that.
434
00:24:27,126 --> 00:24:28,626
And what are you doing?
435
00:24:28,709 --> 00:24:33,084
Even if I really wanted to do something
and screw them over,
436
00:24:33,626 --> 00:24:34,918
it's unethical.
437
00:24:35,001 --> 00:24:37,959
You're drinking whiskey from
a third place cup won by five-year-old.
438
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:39,751
Touché.
439
00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:42,334
So that's a no?
440
00:24:43,668 --> 00:24:45,626
Be careful. Hey.
441
00:24:48,459 --> 00:24:49,334
That's great.
442
00:24:54,418 --> 00:24:56,668
Dorota won't forgive me.
She's gonna dump me.
443
00:24:56,751 --> 00:24:58,334
Well, I thought this was all for Tytus.
444
00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:00,668
That goes without saying, all right?
Come on.
445
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,584
Whatever.
446
00:25:04,376 --> 00:25:06,584
-It's about the kid, you got that?
-Is it?
447
00:25:07,251 --> 00:25:08,293
I'll handle it myself.
448
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,543
If you really want to get to them,
449
00:25:10,626 --> 00:25:11,876
don't leave them with Justyna.
450
00:25:11,959 --> 00:25:13,126
They shouldn't…
451
00:25:13,209 --> 00:25:14,334
…be alone with her.
452
00:25:18,793 --> 00:25:19,959
…and he was all red.
453
00:25:20,043 --> 00:25:22,959
-Yeah.
-Oh, little Beetroot.
454
00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:24,876
A little beetroot!
455
00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:26,709
-Ah!
-Beetroot?
456
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:31,584
No, no, no. You… you won't get it.
It's, uh, well, a Sunshine inside joke.
457
00:25:31,668 --> 00:25:33,251
-Yeah.
-A small joke.
458
00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:35,376
-I'm a Sunshine parent, aren't I?
-Yeah, but, uh…
459
00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,334
-Hold this.
-Well, you had to be there.
460
00:25:37,418 --> 00:25:39,251
-It's not funny out of context.
-Come on, spill.
461
00:25:39,334 --> 00:25:40,251
It is.
462
00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:41,918
Uh, okay, I guess.
463
00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:44,709
Well, there was this day
the kids put on a show.
464
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,209
It was called Market Day.
465
00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:50,209
And, yeah, every kid said
what vegetable they'd be.
466
00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:52,126
Well, one kid, Kamilek…
467
00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:56,584
Uh, see, every kid had to make a pose
as their vegetable.
468
00:25:57,584 --> 00:25:59,876
One had picked a potato,
another was a carrot…
469
00:26:00,543 --> 00:26:04,376
It was his turn,
and Kamilek had picked a beetroot.
470
00:26:04,459 --> 00:26:05,668
That's what he chose.
471
00:26:05,751 --> 00:26:08,459
-Lesław, make the Beetroot pose, huh?
-No, don't!
472
00:26:08,543 --> 00:26:10,834
I should really stretch first,
but, uh…
473
00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:15,668
And then little Kamilek shouted out,
"Hey, look at me. I'm a Beetroot."
474
00:26:15,751 --> 00:26:17,834
-Ah.
-And he farted.
475
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,168
Okay. Sure.
476
00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:25,626
The kid farted.
That must've been pretty funny.
477
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,918
Come on.
Like I said, you'd have to be there.
478
00:26:28,418 --> 00:26:31,834
But he turned red, and since then,
he's been Beetroot.
479
00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:34,751
Eryk?
480
00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:36,543
Do you have those thumbtacks
I asked you for?
481
00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:39,209
-About that. There weren't any.
-Hmm? No?
482
00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:42,459
I guess we'll just have to use
the bad pins, I'm afraid.
483
00:26:44,043 --> 00:26:45,459
-Jesus!
-Is everything okay?
484
00:26:45,543 --> 00:26:47,043
Things around here are falling apart.
485
00:26:47,126 --> 00:26:48,126
Hamza, what the fuck?
486
00:26:48,209 --> 00:26:49,543
Watch your language!
487
00:26:49,626 --> 00:26:52,459
What, I can't express this in the language
of our fucking forefathers?
488
00:26:52,543 --> 00:26:55,043
Hamza, it was uneven.
I mean, I fu… Fell down.
489
00:26:55,126 --> 00:26:56,334
Indeed, you did.
490
00:26:56,834 --> 00:26:59,834
We'll also need some face paint
for the play, okay?
491
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,084
Hmm? Think you'll be able to manage?
492
00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:03,543
The third door past the bathrooms--
493
00:27:03,626 --> 00:27:05,209
No, no, no, sweetie. He, uh…
494
00:27:05,293 --> 00:27:07,543
Where… where are you sending him?
495
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,501
Better listen to Tadeusz for now.
496
00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:12,959
It's perfect. Seriously.
497
00:27:13,043 --> 00:27:15,501
-Here, have some, sweetheart.
-I'm a little relieved.
498
00:27:15,584 --> 00:27:18,751
I'm glad another music lover
has turned up in the kindergarten.
499
00:27:19,918 --> 00:27:22,834
I mean, the sheep
is almost as important as Mary.
500
00:27:22,918 --> 00:27:26,251
Because, between you and me,
my music always just spills out.
501
00:27:27,418 --> 00:27:29,584
-You know, I was one of the Bards.
-Huh?
502
00:27:29,668 --> 00:27:31,584
You want one?
503
00:27:31,668 --> 00:27:33,751
The Bards.
504
00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:35,084
Kaczmarski and others.
505
00:27:36,543 --> 00:27:38,959
-Wow.
-They called me the Polish Bob Dylan.
506
00:27:39,043 --> 00:27:40,918
You know "Walls," right?
507
00:27:42,584 --> 00:27:44,084
You're a genius, Tadeusz.
508
00:27:44,168 --> 00:27:46,834
Out of modesty, I can't say I am.
509
00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:48,668
You're a part
of the generation of humility.
510
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:51,626
You don't post Instagram pictures
of your fucking face all day.
511
00:27:51,709 --> 00:27:52,918
That's straight enough.
512
00:27:53,001 --> 00:27:54,709
You know what your worth is.
It's impressive.
513
00:27:54,793 --> 00:27:56,084
I suppose, yeah.
514
00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:58,001
And they don't.
515
00:27:59,168 --> 00:28:00,043
Who?
516
00:28:00,918 --> 00:28:02,168
The parents.
517
00:28:05,501 --> 00:28:08,084
-Why is it the man who wrote "Walls"--
-Who inspired "Walls".
518
00:28:08,168 --> 00:28:13,376
Tell me, why isn't he the one in charge
of the music in the school Nativity play?
519
00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:15,418
Huh?
520
00:28:21,668 --> 00:28:24,668
Krystyna, where are they?
Where are they? Huh? Where are they?
521
00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:25,668
I'm writing.
522
00:28:26,543 --> 00:28:29,376
Do you think a sheep
would say anything to Jesus, though?
523
00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:40,084
Listen, maybe I'm…
524
00:28:40,168 --> 00:28:41,918
-Go on, Tadek.
-No, I'm not ready yet.
525
00:28:42,418 --> 00:28:43,376
Jesus will be…
526
00:28:43,876 --> 00:28:46,793
-He'll be born next year as well. So I--
-You've got this, you've got this.
527
00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:49,918
Ladies and gentlemen!
528
00:28:50,501 --> 00:28:53,709
Tadeusz would like to present
his contribution to the performance.
529
00:28:53,793 --> 00:28:55,626
Uh, and the title of the song is…
530
00:28:55,709 --> 00:28:58,209
-Uh, no, there's……no title.
-There's no title.
531
00:28:58,293 --> 00:29:00,834
-Jesus, are they going to sing to us?
-I have no idea.
532
00:29:00,918 --> 00:29:03,209
Hit it, MC Dylan. Let's go.
533
00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:33,501
Shh!
Keep your eyes up there and watch them.
534
00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:02,334
Okay!
535
00:30:02,418 --> 00:30:03,543
Extra.
536
00:30:05,709 --> 00:30:08,126
Huh? What did you think?
537
00:30:10,418 --> 00:30:11,501
Um, did you find the paint?
538
00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:12,876
Yeah, I've got it.
539
00:30:12,959 --> 00:30:14,334
-Great.
-Um…
540
00:30:14,418 --> 00:30:17,251
I think the spectacle in our play
is what's missing.
541
00:30:17,334 --> 00:30:19,709
-I mean, the so-called "fun" isn't there--
-Tadeusz!
542
00:30:19,793 --> 00:30:22,459
Since Krystyna is changing the script,
I propose we add this.
543
00:30:22,543 --> 00:30:24,376
To show that the birth of Christ is a…
544
00:30:24,459 --> 00:30:26,376
…a fun event, right?
545
00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:27,293
He has a point.
546
00:30:27,376 --> 00:30:29,459
-Yeah. You liked our flow, right?
-It was different.
547
00:30:29,543 --> 00:30:32,918
I want to point out another issue.
Because Christ is a historical figure.
548
00:30:33,001 --> 00:30:34,876
-Here we go again.
-He is!
549
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,709
-Mm-hmm.
-You can't deny it either.
550
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:40,584
You can badmouth Him as much as you want,
but you can't deny His existence.
551
00:30:41,376 --> 00:30:43,626
That's why I would add
a small fragment from the Bible.
552
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:45,584
-Jesus!
-Precisely.
553
00:30:45,668 --> 00:30:47,543
One reading or maybe a psalm.
554
00:30:47,626 --> 00:30:50,251
Kazimierz, hold on.
The timing would be better next year.
555
00:30:50,334 --> 00:30:53,501
Justi! Justi! I want to propose a routine
'cause I want to dance.
556
00:30:53,584 --> 00:30:55,376
-Denied.
-How about backup vocals?
557
00:30:55,459 --> 00:30:58,834
We'll add something interesting.
You can't let the poor guy rap alone.
558
00:30:58,918 --> 00:31:00,959
Your routine would be obscene.
That's enough of this.
559
00:31:01,043 --> 00:31:02,251
So you don't trust her?
560
00:31:02,334 --> 00:31:03,501
She might be right.
561
00:31:03,584 --> 00:31:04,918
I'd make it shorter.
562
00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:07,751
It's clear we won't be able to produce
a fully professional show.
563
00:31:09,584 --> 00:31:11,751
I'm not making changes. That's it.
564
00:31:11,834 --> 00:31:14,876
Guys, calm down.
We agreed on everything last month.
565
00:31:14,959 --> 00:31:16,959
We all had our clearly set tasks.
566
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:20,043
We had time to change things.
So is something different now?
567
00:31:22,709 --> 00:31:26,126
Um, listen,
don't worry about me, all right?
568
00:31:26,209 --> 00:31:28,751
-'Cause I can be anything that you want.
-There. You see?
569
00:31:28,834 --> 00:31:32,334
As the youngest group member here, uh…
570
00:31:32,876 --> 00:31:36,501
Well, nowadays, kids attention spans
are completely shot. They're too short.
571
00:31:36,584 --> 00:31:38,834
And a dry song like that
will be cringe, you know?
572
00:31:38,918 --> 00:31:41,418
They'll get bored.
We should have a bunch of stuff going on.
573
00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:44,043
Music, explosions… Boom!
Hmm?
574
00:31:44,126 --> 00:31:46,709
-I propose that we vote.
-That's right. We should all vote.
575
00:31:46,793 --> 00:31:49,168
Let's not turn voting into
some kind of joke, all right?
576
00:31:49,834 --> 00:31:51,168
I agree to everything.
577
00:31:51,668 --> 00:31:52,876
Let's put the song in.
578
00:31:53,418 --> 00:31:55,501
-Do your dance routine, Kasia.
-Yes!
579
00:31:55,584 --> 00:31:58,293
And add that psalm from the Bible.
But try to make it smart.
580
00:31:58,376 --> 00:31:59,959
All Bible songs are smart.
581
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:00,876
Okay.
582
00:32:01,834 --> 00:32:03,584
Okay. Okay.
583
00:32:03,668 --> 00:32:06,001
-Fuck!
-Language! Oh, sorry. Oh no.
584
00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:07,959
What happened?
585
00:32:08,043 --> 00:32:09,584
I'm sorry, I forgot about them.
586
00:32:09,668 --> 00:32:11,084
You mean you planned it.
587
00:32:12,584 --> 00:32:14,709
Uh, Justyna…
588
00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:18,709
Uh, what reason would Eryk have
to do something like that intentionally?
589
00:32:18,793 --> 00:32:21,293
No, exactly.
Why would he do it on purpose?
590
00:32:21,959 --> 00:32:25,043
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
591
00:32:29,793 --> 00:32:30,918
Justyna!
592
00:32:31,709 --> 00:32:33,709
Why don't we call it a day?
593
00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:37,793
This was supposed to be special.
The kids' show and the holiday.
594
00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:42,376
Back in high school, when you'd get…
595
00:32:42,459 --> 00:32:43,543
…wound up,
596
00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:46,709
it ended really badly for you
every single time.
597
00:32:48,876 --> 00:32:49,876
Uh…
598
00:32:52,084 --> 00:32:55,834
So Justyna's a little uptight,
isn't she?
599
00:32:55,918 --> 00:32:57,376
She have a problem or what?
600
00:32:58,751 --> 00:33:00,084
She beat cancer.
601
00:33:01,376 --> 00:33:03,543
She's a wonderful mother
and a very strong woman.
602
00:33:03,626 --> 00:33:06,793
On top of that, she was a single mother
through the whole thing.
603
00:33:08,793 --> 00:33:11,876
CANCER WITH YOU
BLESSING IN DISGUISE
604
00:33:11,959 --> 00:33:14,376
TALKING TO YOUR CHILD ABOUT CANCER
I'VE WON. WHAT NOW?
605
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:16,334
IT'S HARD.
WILL SHE COPE WITHOUT ME?
606
00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:19,293
Oh.
607
00:33:19,959 --> 00:33:21,584
Cancer's as bad as it gets.
608
00:33:53,543 --> 00:33:55,626
Grabbing a bite, huh? Mmm!
609
00:33:55,709 --> 00:33:58,334
Yo! Look at him,
he's such a good boy.
610
00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:00,793
-Tytus, say "Yo."
-"Yo."
611
00:34:00,876 --> 00:34:02,418
Yo!
612
00:34:02,501 --> 00:34:05,793
Of course he's a good boy.
He's helping me roll a blunt. Aren't you?
613
00:34:05,876 --> 00:34:07,668
-Fuck.
-I'm kidding.
614
00:34:07,751 --> 00:34:10,001
It's just a little duct-tape, all right?
Chill.
615
00:34:10,084 --> 00:34:11,834
I wouldn't give dope to a kid.
It's expensive.
616
00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:14,168
Just make sure
you put him to bed on time, okay?
617
00:34:14,251 --> 00:34:15,209
Or whatever.
618
00:34:15,751 --> 00:34:16,584
Later.
619
00:34:18,834 --> 00:34:19,793
That's it.
620
00:34:20,584 --> 00:34:21,751
Goodnight, ink.
621
00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:26,126
Thank you, young one.
622
00:34:27,584 --> 00:34:28,709
Yeah, buddy.
623
00:34:32,334 --> 00:34:34,793
Do you always bring spare dresses
for committee meetings?
624
00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:36,709
A girl has to be ready for anything.
625
00:34:42,293 --> 00:34:43,251
Kazik, one sec!
626
00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,751
SPORTSLAND
627
00:34:49,376 --> 00:34:50,251
You first.
628
00:35:00,793 --> 00:35:02,418
Uh, Kazik, look…
629
00:35:06,418 --> 00:35:09,793
I made a mistake with the toilet thing.
And I want to apologize.
630
00:35:10,793 --> 00:35:13,251
You can call it group think,
or…
631
00:35:13,334 --> 00:35:16,293
Or, um… Or mob mentality.
But either way--
632
00:35:16,376 --> 00:35:18,209
-Don't worry about it.
-Yeah?
633
00:35:18,293 --> 00:35:21,876
Fuck, man, don't!
634
00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:27,084
I just had to.
635
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:29,793
I'm sorry. My bad.
636
00:35:29,876 --> 00:35:32,709
I had to see your expression.
637
00:35:32,793 --> 00:35:34,834
Anyway, don't mention it. I forgive you.
638
00:35:35,376 --> 00:35:37,251
Well, that's great.
639
00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:39,459
It was worth it just to see your face.
640
00:35:40,751 --> 00:35:42,334
By the way, I have a permit.
641
00:35:42,418 --> 00:35:43,501
I'm jealous.
642
00:35:43,584 --> 00:35:45,709
I can help you get one if you want.
643
00:35:49,293 --> 00:35:51,501
So look, uh…
644
00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:53,459
You know my kid, Tytus, right?
645
00:35:54,293 --> 00:35:55,126
Uh-huh.
646
00:35:55,626 --> 00:35:57,376
He really means to be nice.
647
00:35:58,126 --> 00:36:01,168
He's really cool.
But still, he has his problems.
648
00:36:01,251 --> 00:36:02,959
Then again, what kid doesn't?
649
00:36:04,751 --> 00:36:05,584
So…
650
00:36:06,293 --> 00:36:09,709
Everyone deserves a second chance,
especially when it's a child.
651
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,459
Like Mary Magdalene was given one.
652
00:36:11,543 --> 00:36:13,209
-Huh?
-Yeah.
653
00:36:13,293 --> 00:36:15,251
Exactly. Same thing with Barabbas…
654
00:36:15,334 --> 00:36:17,376
…Pontius Pilate, and so on.
655
00:36:18,084 --> 00:36:18,918
Yeah.
656
00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:22,834
Oh shit.
657
00:36:22,918 --> 00:36:24,501
-No, please come in.
-Now?
658
00:36:24,584 --> 00:36:27,334
Come on.
We can all be adults here, can't we?
659
00:36:27,959 --> 00:36:29,418
Yeah, sure we can.
660
00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:31,709
-I wanted to talk about something.
-Huh?
661
00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:35,168
Uh, one time Tytus walked in
on me and his mother.
662
00:36:36,834 --> 00:36:39,334
Tytus. You know what's wrong with him.
663
00:36:39,418 --> 00:36:41,334
We all know who he is and how he behaves.
664
00:36:41,418 --> 00:36:43,501
Sure, he's a troublesome kid,
but it's not…
665
00:36:43,584 --> 00:36:45,168
It's something to worry about.
666
00:36:45,251 --> 00:36:48,209
And worrying is not something
we should put on our children.
667
00:36:48,709 --> 00:36:50,293
Why is this place so colorful?
668
00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:51,959
Because life is not colorful.
669
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,834
Sometimes we encounter problems.
Sometimes it's shitty.
670
00:36:55,376 --> 00:36:58,084
So what? Do I give up and say,
"Yo, Tytus, you're broken goods"?
671
00:36:58,168 --> 00:36:59,876
"It's over for you, man. Sorry."
672
00:36:59,959 --> 00:37:01,126
You know, cancer has taught me
673
00:37:01,209 --> 00:37:04,084
that sometimes it's about picking
the lesser of two evils.
674
00:37:04,584 --> 00:37:06,501
And unfortunately, this is evil.
675
00:37:07,876 --> 00:37:10,543
You know what some parents
will even try to say?
676
00:37:10,626 --> 00:37:12,501
And, well, to me, it feels a bit…
677
00:37:12,584 --> 00:37:14,043
It's just completely thoughtless.
678
00:37:14,126 --> 00:37:16,501
They say some things are simply evil,
like gays or feminists.
679
00:37:16,584 --> 00:37:17,918
Or premarital sex, you know?
680
00:37:18,001 --> 00:37:19,751
-Totally, yeah.
-Sex…
681
00:37:19,834 --> 00:37:21,751
Or that innocent kids could be evil.
682
00:37:21,834 --> 00:37:23,793
It's about doing what's right.
683
00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:26,543
It's about us doing what's right.
Every time.
684
00:37:26,626 --> 00:37:27,918
Always. For our kids.
685
00:37:28,001 --> 00:37:29,543
-Always.
-Always.
686
00:37:29,626 --> 00:37:30,959
For our kids.
687
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:32,918
Always.
688
00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:37,959
Done!
689
00:37:41,334 --> 00:37:42,876
OUT OF INK
690
00:37:42,959 --> 00:37:44,126
There's no ink.
691
00:37:44,209 --> 00:37:46,168
There's no ink?
Does that mean there's no script?
692
00:37:47,126 --> 00:37:48,876
Use the other printer, okay?
693
00:37:48,959 --> 00:37:49,876
Ah! Oh yeah.
694
00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:52,168
Oh, we have two printers?
695
00:37:52,251 --> 00:37:54,626
Three, but it's an expensive kindergarten.
696
00:37:55,334 --> 00:37:58,209
Sorry, I forgot that Dorota
doesn't pay for anything.
697
00:37:58,293 --> 00:38:00,084
But, look, forget I said that.
698
00:38:00,959 --> 00:38:02,959
Can we start rehearsing, everybody?
699
00:38:17,293 --> 00:38:22,251
Once upon a time,
my dear children, both young and old,
700
00:38:22,751 --> 00:38:24,834
Jesus was lying in a stable.
701
00:38:24,918 --> 00:38:27,584
It was long before he had a beard.
702
00:38:28,668 --> 00:38:30,501
Psst, psst.
Your beard's crooked.
703
00:38:30,584 --> 00:38:31,751
Your beard's wrong.
704
00:38:32,251 --> 00:38:35,126
When children lived in peace,
everybody had a mom.
705
00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:36,834
And he had his own.
706
00:38:36,918 --> 00:38:40,168
This was before he was put on that cross…
…and died.
707
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:42,459
Women like beards.
They make you look mature.
708
00:38:42,543 --> 00:38:44,334
-Let it go already, Justyna.
-You wish.
709
00:38:44,418 --> 00:38:45,876
You want to know what I wish?
710
00:38:47,334 --> 00:38:49,501
To see the look on your face
when you lose.
711
00:38:50,126 --> 00:38:54,126
Our Joseph and Mary had made their way
all the way over to Bethlehem.
712
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,751
Joseph and Mary!
713
00:38:58,543 --> 00:38:59,584
Coming.
714
00:39:06,001 --> 00:39:07,709
Oh, Jesus, little one.
715
00:39:07,793 --> 00:39:10,293
It's challenging to be raising you
as a single mother.
716
00:39:10,376 --> 00:39:11,918
I mean, on your own.
717
00:39:12,709 --> 00:39:13,751
On your own.
718
00:39:14,543 --> 00:39:16,043
Oh, Joseph, you're here.
719
00:39:16,751 --> 00:39:18,334
I am.
720
00:39:18,918 --> 00:39:20,584
But I've got a stomach ache.
721
00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:24,001
Are the Wise Men bringing the myrrh?
722
00:39:24,084 --> 00:39:27,043
-Myrrh is not edible, Joseph.
-Dear, Mary…
723
00:39:27,876 --> 00:39:28,709
Yeah?
724
00:39:29,626 --> 00:39:31,709
Why did we decide to have this kid?
725
00:39:32,209 --> 00:39:33,543
He's not really yours.
726
00:39:33,626 --> 00:39:35,251
You're a stepfather to him.
727
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,709
That's right, Joseph.
God is his real parent.
728
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,418
Don't you cry, little baby.
Your father is here.
729
00:39:41,501 --> 00:39:43,751
-Your father, who is God.
-Oh, poor me.
730
00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:45,001
I'm frightened.
731
00:39:45,709 --> 00:39:46,876
Can somebody help me?
732
00:39:46,959 --> 00:39:49,084
This Joseph,
he knows only how to make tables.
733
00:39:49,168 --> 00:39:51,501
-When will he put food on one?
-How about we eat the sheep?
734
00:39:51,584 --> 00:39:53,543
Stop improvising. You don't have lines.
735
00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:55,626
I'm aware. In three pages,
I'll say my stomach hurts.
736
00:39:55,709 --> 00:39:57,626
-This took you a fucking hour?
-Language!
737
00:39:57,709 --> 00:40:01,709
Mary, look, every mother, even if married,
is completely alone.
738
00:40:01,793 --> 00:40:04,043
-And not every boy will become Jesus.
-Oh great.
739
00:40:04,126 --> 00:40:06,334
-Aw, come on, Taduesz.
-I'm sorry.
740
00:40:06,418 --> 00:40:07,668
Tadeusz, do you see the problem?
741
00:40:07,751 --> 00:40:10,584
Bethlehem didn't get any snow back then.
Or ever.
742
00:40:10,668 --> 00:40:12,668
Yeah, I'm not doing this.
743
00:40:13,418 --> 00:40:16,793
Even if Joseph isn't the real father,
the man still should be able to speak.
744
00:40:16,876 --> 00:40:19,626
-And why's that?
-Because he's still raising him!
745
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,918
And if the Holy Spirit is the father…
746
00:40:22,793 --> 00:40:26,459
Or look, even if, uh,
it was just fucking Casper,
747
00:40:27,334 --> 00:40:30,584
Joseph stepped in
and he raised him as his own.
748
00:40:32,334 --> 00:40:35,751
Aw. Well, that would explain
why the kid's being a douchebag.
749
00:40:36,543 --> 00:40:39,126
-What did you say?
-Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
750
00:40:39,209 --> 00:40:41,793
-I don't support this blasphemy.
-Come on, say it.
751
00:40:41,876 --> 00:40:44,084
Oh, look, look, look, look!
See? That's what I meant!
752
00:40:44,168 --> 00:40:45,834
You're right. It's clear you were right.
753
00:40:45,918 --> 00:40:47,376
Eryk, look, just admit it.
754
00:40:47,959 --> 00:40:51,251
You two have been acting strange
since the second that you got here.
755
00:40:51,334 --> 00:40:53,168
-So you know already?
-Yeah.
756
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:55,584
-Poor Tytus is stuck in the middle.
-Right, exactly.
757
00:40:55,668 --> 00:40:56,918
-Poor kid.
-So…
758
00:40:57,793 --> 00:40:59,334
Look, I think it's best if we just vote.
759
00:40:59,418 --> 00:41:00,626
If we vote?
760
00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:02,418
No, sorry.
761
00:41:03,293 --> 00:41:05,668
-You two look good together.
-What?
762
00:41:05,751 --> 00:41:07,418
Look, come on.
763
00:41:08,459 --> 00:41:09,876
You guys are shagging.
764
00:41:11,418 --> 00:41:13,001
You… you mean him and I?
765
00:41:13,084 --> 00:41:14,084
Of course.
766
00:41:18,459 --> 00:41:19,501
No, sorry to let you down.
767
00:41:19,584 --> 00:41:22,959
Justyna, why don't you tell them
what's going on? Hmm?
768
00:41:24,209 --> 00:41:25,793
-What do you mean?
-Look.
769
00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:29,001
Sorry. Hamza, can you kill the music?
770
00:41:32,251 --> 00:41:33,334
So look…
771
00:41:34,084 --> 00:41:35,709
My friends…
772
00:41:36,293 --> 00:41:38,501
Justyna wants to get Tytus expelled.
773
00:41:39,793 --> 00:41:41,334
Hmm? Just like that.
774
00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:44,584
She wants him kicked out of your community
where you say every kid is important.
775
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:47,126
But I guess that only applies
to the rich ones.
776
00:41:47,209 --> 00:41:48,043
Hmm?
777
00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:50,751
Because that's the reason, isn't it?
778
00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:52,293
Want to tell us?
779
00:41:52,793 --> 00:41:54,751
'Cause everyone is listening.
The floor is yours.
780
00:41:54,834 --> 00:41:56,501
-Look--
-Enough. Can we just vote?
781
00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:59,084
-Krystyna, can you get the slips?
-Um, it's just that…
782
00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:01,168
No, we should do an open vote.
783
00:42:01,251 --> 00:42:02,418
Oh! What a great idea!
784
00:42:02,501 --> 00:42:04,709
That way we can see
who you all really are.
785
00:42:11,293 --> 00:42:13,584
As the Committee Head of the kindergarten,
786
00:42:13,668 --> 00:42:16,501
I now put to vote the issue
of Tytus Kwiatkowski.
787
00:42:17,084 --> 00:42:19,709
Those in favor
of his early winter absence--
788
00:42:19,793 --> 00:42:21,501
"Absence"? Tell it like it is.
789
00:42:22,001 --> 00:42:23,959
You're kicking a kid out
of a fucking kindergarten.
790
00:42:28,501 --> 00:42:30,209
Please just raise your hands.
791
00:42:39,334 --> 00:42:41,584
-Put your hand up.
-Okay.
792
00:42:44,543 --> 00:42:46,793
Um, no.
793
00:42:46,876 --> 00:42:49,126
-Excuse me, I'd like to say something.
-Who votes "yes"?
794
00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:52,918
Okay.
795
00:42:55,918 --> 00:42:56,959
Anyone vote "no"?
796
00:43:02,418 --> 00:43:04,959
-Let me try to explain.
-No, you know what? Just save it.
797
00:43:05,043 --> 00:43:07,251
Eryk, this isn't personal, all right?
798
00:43:08,209 --> 00:43:10,626
It's not against you or even poor Tytus.
799
00:43:12,084 --> 00:43:14,543
The boy just has problems, Eryk.
800
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:16,001
No, wait a minute.
801
00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:19,459
This is ridiculous. Come on.
802
00:43:19,543 --> 00:43:21,709
Maybe you can tell them 'cause I…
803
00:43:22,793 --> 00:43:25,209
Look, all right? Let's please stay calm.
804
00:43:25,293 --> 00:43:27,459
This isn't a decision
we should make without discussing--
805
00:43:27,543 --> 00:43:30,501
Miss, with all due respect,
this is a matter for the parents.
806
00:43:30,584 --> 00:43:32,626
It's about how we're doing.
807
00:43:32,709 --> 00:43:33,793
And you're not a parent.
808
00:43:36,334 --> 00:43:37,334
Nevertheless,
809
00:43:37,418 --> 00:43:40,168
I believe that what I've experienced
with the kids in the classroom--
810
00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:41,959
Okay, then. Please share with us.
811
00:43:43,459 --> 00:43:45,793
Tell us whether he knows the alphabet
or how to count.
812
00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:48,501
-You are pushing your limit, Justyna.
-Oh yeah?
813
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:50,834
I've been handling Tytus' case
for two months.
814
00:43:50,918 --> 00:43:52,834
Tytus is starting to show some--
815
00:43:52,918 --> 00:43:55,001
Slowly, though. It's been slow.
816
00:44:01,918 --> 00:44:03,001
That's not enough.
817
00:44:05,959 --> 00:44:07,043
Excuse me.
818
00:44:12,293 --> 00:44:13,626
Tytus.
819
00:44:13,709 --> 00:44:16,001
He's been really mean towards my twins.
820
00:44:16,084 --> 00:44:18,418
He keeps using the others' name
on purpose.
821
00:44:18,501 --> 00:44:20,668
With my Róża, he was forced to…
822
00:44:21,376 --> 00:44:22,543
role-play being naked.
823
00:44:23,126 --> 00:44:27,293
I understand the social grant
and what not, but I, um…
824
00:44:27,376 --> 00:44:29,876
-It's not about him being poor.
-But he should listen.
825
00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:32,418
-It's fucking too much.
-He calls Elifa names.
826
00:44:32,501 --> 00:44:35,293
-What's he call her? An idiot?
-No, "pussy."
827
00:44:35,376 --> 00:44:37,459
I counted all the swear words.
828
00:44:37,959 --> 00:44:43,251
Twenty-three F-words, 13 A-words,
14 WH, and 11 C-words, the worse kind.
829
00:44:43,334 --> 00:44:46,126
My son Daniel, who has Down syndrome,
as I mentioned…
830
00:44:46,209 --> 00:44:48,251
Surprisingly, Tytus didn't call him names.
831
00:44:48,334 --> 00:44:51,084
Instead, he drew a penis on his forehead.
832
00:44:51,168 --> 00:44:52,459
He even made fun of me.
833
00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:53,959
Called me, "Turdeusz."
834
00:44:54,626 --> 00:44:56,543
And he gives meat to my vegetarians.
835
00:44:56,626 --> 00:44:58,959
Before nap time,
he gets songs stuck in other kids' heads.
836
00:44:59,043 --> 00:45:00,751
He ate a block of butter
like it was candy.
837
00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:02,209
And he bites their heels!
838
00:45:02,293 --> 00:45:04,501
He pretended to be Batman
so he could beat up other kids.
839
00:45:04,584 --> 00:45:05,876
And he slanders Poland.
840
00:45:05,959 --> 00:45:07,376
Yeah, that too.
841
00:45:08,751 --> 00:45:09,751
Yeah.
842
00:45:09,834 --> 00:45:13,418
-Okay, so he did some bad things.
-Yeah.
843
00:45:13,501 --> 00:45:16,709
And other kids are the same. I mean,
not all of them are cute and innocent.
844
00:45:16,793 --> 00:45:21,168
If you'd have judged me when I was a kid,
you'd have fucking kicked me out.
845
00:45:22,001 --> 00:45:24,126
-I mean, he's five.
-Six, actually.
846
00:45:28,918 --> 00:45:29,918
You know…
847
00:45:30,709 --> 00:45:32,126
…my Kinga's arms are scarred.
848
00:45:33,459 --> 00:45:36,793
Can you imagine
the looks the doctors give me?
849
00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:41,543
It was Tytus who locked her up.
850
00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:47,918
She was in there for a couple hours.
It was during aerobics.
851
00:45:48,001 --> 00:45:50,668
The kids were dancing to loud music.
They couldn't…
852
00:45:55,751 --> 00:45:56,834
No one heard her scream.
853
00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:01,793
It wasn't…
854
00:46:02,918 --> 00:46:05,168
until Krystyna picked up Pawełek that…
855
00:46:06,543 --> 00:46:08,084
she was found and let out.
856
00:46:12,543 --> 00:46:14,959
That whole box was covered in her blood.
857
00:46:25,126 --> 00:46:26,751
Maybe tomorrow, during the play,
858
00:46:26,834 --> 00:46:29,626
we can honor Tytus
and have him play the angel?
859
00:46:29,709 --> 00:46:31,876
-I'll add it to the script.
-Yeah?
860
00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:33,626
So that he has…
861
00:46:35,168 --> 00:46:36,876
nice memories at the end.
862
00:46:37,543 --> 00:46:39,126
After that, he leaves.
863
00:46:40,251 --> 00:46:42,168
Fucking hell!
864
00:46:53,293 --> 00:46:54,126
Fuck it!
865
00:47:05,751 --> 00:47:07,084
Fuck!
866
00:47:10,168 --> 00:47:11,334
I have to tell you something.
867
00:47:11,418 --> 00:47:13,793
No, wait.
Wait, before I lose my train of thought.
868
00:47:15,251 --> 00:47:17,709
I'm sorry for attacking you before.
869
00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:20,334
It's not your fault.
He's… he's not your son.
870
00:47:20,418 --> 00:47:23,584
You didn't sign up for that.
He… he's difficult. I know that.
871
00:47:23,668 --> 00:47:24,876
And… and you--
872
00:47:24,959 --> 00:47:25,834
Dorota…
873
00:47:25,918 --> 00:47:28,959
You're not a responsible person,
but I know that.
874
00:47:29,043 --> 00:47:30,751
That's just not your style.
875
00:47:30,834 --> 00:47:31,668
And…
876
00:47:31,751 --> 00:47:33,751
I love you for that, and…
877
00:47:35,168 --> 00:47:36,293
Look, I don't know.
878
00:47:36,876 --> 00:47:39,293
I'll be home in an hour and a half,
then we can talk about it.
879
00:47:39,376 --> 00:47:40,418
Will you be up?
880
00:47:40,501 --> 00:47:41,876
Yeah, I'll try to be.
881
00:47:41,959 --> 00:47:44,959
But you wanted to tell me something.
Is it about Tytus? Is he asleep?
882
00:47:46,501 --> 00:47:49,543
You know what? It's nothing.
It can wait until later.
883
00:47:49,626 --> 00:47:51,209
Okay. Kisses. See you soon.
884
00:47:51,293 --> 00:47:52,543
-Yeah, bye.
-Bye.
885
00:48:10,584 --> 00:48:11,709
Little douchebag.
886
00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:18,459
I thought he only treated me like that.
887
00:48:20,168 --> 00:48:24,043
I thought it was a rite of passage
'cause I'm dating his mom.
888
00:48:24,959 --> 00:48:27,876
I mean, of course,
a kid's gonna hate his mom's boyfriend.
889
00:48:28,501 --> 00:48:30,918
And I… I don't know, maybe it's stupid.
890
00:48:31,001 --> 00:48:32,709
It's gonna sound stupid.
891
00:48:32,793 --> 00:48:34,584
I wish he locked me in that box instead.
892
00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:40,209
He won't even say "Screw you" to me.
893
00:48:40,293 --> 00:48:43,293
You don't want to speak?
So you hate me? Sure, okay.
894
00:48:43,376 --> 00:48:44,876
But we live together, and..
895
00:48:45,709 --> 00:48:47,751
So show a little maturity, huh?
896
00:48:48,668 --> 00:48:51,584
You won't have to go to kindergarten
or even look at me at all.
897
00:48:52,084 --> 00:48:53,293
You win, Tytus.
898
00:48:54,168 --> 00:48:55,043
You win.
899
00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:58,459
So?
900
00:49:07,043 --> 00:49:08,751
Jesus. Why are you showing me this?
901
00:49:08,834 --> 00:49:10,793
I get it. They're a little unnerving.
902
00:49:10,876 --> 00:49:13,334
-You could say that.
-But in a way, they're endearing.
903
00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:14,626
Think this is funny?
904
00:49:15,709 --> 00:49:18,709
'Cause then it makes sense why the kids
become so fucked up in here if you do.
905
00:49:18,793 --> 00:49:20,293
Jesus! I wasn't referring to the penis.
906
00:49:20,376 --> 00:49:23,293
Look, some kids at this age
draw things like that.
907
00:49:24,584 --> 00:49:25,418
Keep looking.
908
00:49:46,959 --> 00:49:49,834
ER
909
00:49:51,543 --> 00:49:52,376
ER
910
00:50:19,501 --> 00:50:20,709
Sorry, I'm just tired.
911
00:50:20,793 --> 00:50:23,126
-I understand.
-It's a…
912
00:50:23,209 --> 00:50:24,709
-Oh fuck.
-It's all right.
913
00:50:25,209 --> 00:50:26,543
It's not that. I just…
914
00:50:28,668 --> 00:50:30,334
I guess it's a physiological reaction.
915
00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:32,418
-But I mean, I don't know.
-Hmm.
916
00:50:37,209 --> 00:50:38,043
Oh wow!
917
00:50:42,543 --> 00:50:43,418
Uh, so…
918
00:50:47,126 --> 00:50:49,251
I suppose we have to do something, right?
919
00:50:49,334 --> 00:50:50,459
Mm-hmm.
920
00:51:04,209 --> 00:51:06,834
-I truly wish you peace, Hamza.
-Aw!
921
00:51:08,001 --> 00:51:09,626
-Mmm.
-My wish for the two of us,
922
00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:12,043
is a wonderful family Christmas together.
923
00:51:13,001 --> 00:51:14,501
Yeah, what you said.
924
00:51:15,168 --> 00:51:18,251
Hey Hamza, isn't it strange
if you share a Christmas wafer with us?
925
00:51:18,334 --> 00:51:21,459
Not a bit. It's a tradition, isn't it?
926
00:51:23,251 --> 00:51:24,418
-Aw!
-Mmm!
927
00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:27,043
Me too? Hmm?
928
00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:28,293
Mmm.
929
00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:29,501
Krystyna!
930
00:51:30,168 --> 00:51:31,709
So? To our victory?
931
00:51:32,584 --> 00:51:34,376
-You mean that's your wish?
-Yeah.
932
00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:36,168
-Justyna!
-Yeah, well…
933
00:51:36,251 --> 00:51:37,584
Come on, Justyna.
934
00:51:38,126 --> 00:51:41,084
I mean, we should all wish
each other happiness.
935
00:51:41,626 --> 00:51:42,751
He's just a kid.
936
00:51:45,126 --> 00:51:48,168
I'm kidding.
It was a joke. A joke.
937
00:51:48,709 --> 00:51:49,543
Justyna…
938
00:51:50,209 --> 00:51:53,209
I won't, uh, wish you anything.
939
00:51:53,751 --> 00:51:54,793
'Cause you have it all.
940
00:51:54,876 --> 00:51:56,251
-Tadeusz?
-Yeah?
941
00:51:56,334 --> 00:51:57,584
-I wish you good health.
-Thanks.
942
00:51:57,668 --> 00:52:00,459
You know what?
Excuse me for a second. But, hey, look.
943
00:52:00,959 --> 00:52:02,418
Have a drink tonight, hmm?
944
00:52:03,376 --> 00:52:04,251
A big one.
945
00:52:04,751 --> 00:52:06,834
The more wishes
the better, right?
946
00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:12,751
I didn't want to sound prejudiced
and assume that you have weed…
947
00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:15,418
…but damn,
I was hoping you did.
948
00:52:15,501 --> 00:52:16,626
-Hmm.
-Mmm.
949
00:52:18,668 --> 00:52:20,001
Why are you being so nice to me?
950
00:52:20,084 --> 00:52:23,418
'Cause you're a sound… sound…
951
00:52:23,501 --> 00:52:25,209
Hmm?
952
00:52:25,293 --> 00:52:26,584
My kindred spirit of music.
953
00:52:27,293 --> 00:52:30,668
My life revolves around work,
my kid, and young wife.
954
00:52:30,751 --> 00:52:33,376
She doesn't know anything about… music.
955
00:52:34,293 --> 00:52:35,543
Or anything else, really.
956
00:52:35,626 --> 00:52:37,168
It's…
957
00:52:37,251 --> 00:52:39,334
…a fucking mess.
958
00:52:43,084 --> 00:52:44,334
Sound engineer.
959
00:52:44,834 --> 00:52:45,668
Right.
960
00:52:46,209 --> 00:52:47,793
Awesome. That's great.
961
00:52:47,876 --> 00:52:49,626
I really envy you.
962
00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:51,251
So what exactly is your job?
963
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:52,584
There's this pole I hold.
964
00:52:52,668 --> 00:52:54,376
-Mmm.
-It's got a mic at the end.
965
00:52:54,459 --> 00:52:58,126
And when they're filming a sitcom,
I say, "I got it!" or "I didn't get it."
966
00:52:59,043 --> 00:53:03,126
But that's another thing I'm shit at.
So I've been losing work.
967
00:53:03,209 --> 00:53:04,751
That's me for you.
968
00:53:04,834 --> 00:53:07,418
That's your kindred spirit.
969
00:53:07,501 --> 00:53:08,584
Hmm.
970
00:53:09,584 --> 00:53:13,668
Apart from Róża,
I have one other son. He's your age now.
971
00:53:13,751 --> 00:53:15,084
Or maybe a bit older.
972
00:53:15,168 --> 00:53:17,376
He was born on December 23.
973
00:53:17,459 --> 00:53:19,751
Back then,
men couldn't go into the maternity ward.
974
00:53:19,834 --> 00:53:21,793
So I was…
975
00:53:21,876 --> 00:53:22,709
…at home.
976
00:53:22,793 --> 00:53:23,668
Alone.
977
00:53:24,168 --> 00:53:26,918
I was so tense, so I had to do something.
978
00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:32,834
So I wrote him a lullaby.
979
00:54:09,793 --> 00:54:12,709
When I'd visit his mom,
we'd sing it together.
980
00:54:15,168 --> 00:54:19,293
But now he doesn't
really want me in his life.
981
00:54:19,793 --> 00:54:22,043
I don't know,
maybe I'm irritating?
982
00:54:22,918 --> 00:54:26,334
That's why I wanted to have Róża,
to do it right this time.
983
00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:28,959
And to not…
984
00:54:29,543 --> 00:54:30,501
…fuck it up.
985
00:54:33,001 --> 00:54:34,709
You didn't mess up with your son.
986
00:54:38,001 --> 00:54:39,418
At least you were there.
987
00:54:48,209 --> 00:54:49,918
Yeah, let's do it.
988
00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:54,084
That's super!
989
00:54:54,168 --> 00:54:55,334
Amen, my friend!
990
00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:58,793
Hey, I hope that I don't sound rude,
but may I have a puff?
991
00:54:59,793 --> 00:55:01,584
-Me too?
-I've got plenty.
992
00:55:01,668 --> 00:55:03,501
Obviously, you would, though.
993
00:55:04,084 --> 00:55:05,334
Is everything okay?
994
00:55:06,001 --> 00:55:07,126
Yeah, I guess.
995
00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:10,418
-I've seen better days.
-I've never had one in my mouth ever.
996
00:55:10,918 --> 00:55:13,251
In your mouth, huh? Come on, take it.
997
00:55:13,334 --> 00:55:16,001
-This is gonna be really nice.
-Here, look. A deep breath…
998
00:55:16,084 --> 00:55:19,001
I changed my mind,
and I think I'll call Dorota.
999
00:55:19,084 --> 00:55:20,126
I'll tell her all about it.
1000
00:55:20,209 --> 00:55:22,376
That you were brave
and that you fought hard.
1001
00:55:22,459 --> 00:55:24,168
Which strain is it? Sativa?
1002
00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:26,334
No, it's my responsibility. But thank you.
1003
00:55:26,418 --> 00:55:28,293
Sativa.
1004
00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:30,168
-Sandra, uh…
-Excuse me.
1005
00:55:30,251 --> 00:55:32,334
Hey, I wanted to just say that…
1006
00:55:32,418 --> 00:55:34,418
-Wow! This is crazy!
-Mm-hmm?
1007
00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:35,459
I wanted to say thanks.
1008
00:55:35,543 --> 00:55:39,459
You know, for voting for me.
It was, well, really nice of you.
1009
00:55:39,543 --> 00:55:41,168
-The toilets, you mean?
-No.
1010
00:55:41,668 --> 00:55:42,626
-Tytus.
-Sandra.
1011
00:55:43,459 --> 00:55:45,209
-What?
-Oh. No, sorry.
1012
00:55:45,293 --> 00:55:48,543
I… I wasn't paying attention. I'm sorry.
1013
00:55:49,251 --> 00:55:52,459
Let's just say that our poor Sandra
has problems falling asleep.
1014
00:55:52,543 --> 00:55:53,918
I haven't…
1015
00:55:54,501 --> 00:55:56,251
…slept really since, well, um…
1016
00:55:57,001 --> 00:55:58,293
Not since…
1017
00:55:59,043 --> 00:56:00,293
Not since…
1018
00:56:00,376 --> 00:56:01,418
The baby, right?
1019
00:56:02,709 --> 00:56:05,334
-Mmm!
-Not since your baby?
1020
00:56:05,418 --> 00:56:09,043
Because when your kids are born,
your whole world gets…
1021
00:56:12,001 --> 00:56:15,501
My daughter follows me into the bathroom
every single time I have to pee.
1022
00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:20,001
Róża ignores the existence
of the number seven.
1023
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,834
She goes, "Five, six, eight." No seven.
1024
00:56:23,709 --> 00:56:27,209
I don't know whether something's wrong
in her head or if she's just being mean.
1025
00:56:27,293 --> 00:56:30,168
-Yeah, 'cause children are stupid.
-What?
1026
00:56:30,751 --> 00:56:32,918
Children are stupid. All kids are.
1027
00:56:33,001 --> 00:56:34,834
And, guys, I'm aware how the world works.
1028
00:56:34,918 --> 00:56:37,751
Like, first our kids are stupid,
and with time…
1029
00:56:37,834 --> 00:56:40,209
And then, gradually, they get less stupid.
1030
00:56:40,293 --> 00:56:41,709
I honestly can't wait for the moment
1031
00:56:41,793 --> 00:56:45,376
when I can come home
and have somebody to talk to.
1032
00:56:45,876 --> 00:56:48,251
I just want a fucking complex sentence.
1033
00:56:48,334 --> 00:56:50,543
No, but you…
1034
00:56:50,626 --> 00:56:52,793
You can talk to me.
1035
00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:56,043
Maybe they're not dumb,
but they are really annoying.
1036
00:56:56,959 --> 00:56:58,918
Pawełek was playing while I was ironing.
1037
00:56:59,001 --> 00:57:01,668
One minute I turn around,
the next he's standing in the windowsill
1038
00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:04,251
up on the seventh floor
screaming at his father,
1039
00:57:04,334 --> 00:57:06,043
who's never home in the first place,
1040
00:57:06,126 --> 00:57:07,418
"Witek, Witek!"
1041
00:57:07,501 --> 00:57:09,251
He was standing one centimeter from…
1042
00:57:09,334 --> 00:57:10,251
Doesn't he get gravity?
1043
00:57:10,334 --> 00:57:12,126
Doesn't the idiot know
what could've happened?
1044
00:57:12,209 --> 00:57:14,501
-I, mean… Jesus! I'm sorry! I…
-No…
1045
00:57:14,584 --> 00:57:17,209
Eryk, do you want to have a kid
of your own?
1046
00:57:17,918 --> 00:57:20,626
Let's say it's, uh, just…
1047
00:57:20,709 --> 00:57:23,251
It's a philosophical issue.
1048
00:57:23,334 --> 00:57:25,251
-A descendant is a descendant.
-Mm-hmm.
1049
00:57:26,959 --> 00:57:28,084
Justyna…
1050
00:57:31,418 --> 00:57:33,501
Hey, come here for a second.
1051
00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:34,543
Here.
1052
00:57:35,293 --> 00:57:38,584
Just one little puff.
1053
00:57:38,668 --> 00:57:40,834
I can't, guys.
'Cause my Kinia will smell it on me.
1054
00:57:40,918 --> 00:57:43,334
And I have this quality
where I don't know how to lie.
1055
00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:45,168
I'll have to explain it to her, and…
1056
00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:49,376
See, Eryk? It's cool
that you don't have your own kids.
1057
00:57:49,459 --> 00:57:51,043
Because you can fool around.
1058
00:57:52,584 --> 00:57:54,626
Listen, guys, I better get going.
1059
00:57:54,709 --> 00:57:55,584
So, uh…
1060
00:57:56,459 --> 00:57:58,626
Yeah, well, uh… This went how it went.
1061
00:58:00,668 --> 00:58:03,376
But you guys are cool.
1062
00:58:03,459 --> 00:58:04,501
You too, Eryk.
1063
00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:07,418
Sunshine isn't bad.
It's really a shame you're resigning.
1064
00:58:07,501 --> 00:58:08,876
Sorry, huh?
1065
00:58:08,959 --> 00:58:11,709
Uh, yes. I wanted to speak with you all.
1066
00:58:11,793 --> 00:58:13,751
What does he mean
by saying "you're resigning"?
1067
00:58:13,834 --> 00:58:17,751
Oh shoot. Sorry, I did it again.
Please, you tell them, miss. I'm sorry.
1068
00:58:17,834 --> 00:58:18,709
Mm-hmm.
1069
00:58:18,793 --> 00:58:22,709
Uh, in the wake of the current events,
I'd like to present you with this.
1070
00:58:22,793 --> 00:58:24,584
Here. Here you go.
1071
00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:26,876
Uh, thanks.
1072
00:58:26,959 --> 00:58:28,251
Very much.
1073
00:58:28,334 --> 00:58:29,543
Well, good night.
1074
00:58:31,209 --> 00:58:32,043
Hmm.
1075
00:58:32,126 --> 00:58:34,084
"Due to dramatic lack
of communication
1076
00:58:34,168 --> 00:58:35,834
and no sign of further cooperation,
1077
00:58:35,918 --> 00:58:38,501
I'm forced to resign
from the position of school director
1078
00:58:38,584 --> 00:58:41,918
-of Little Ray of Sunshine kindergarten."
-Okay, we all know it by heart.
1079
00:58:42,001 --> 00:58:44,084
Look,
she's even stamped it and everything.
1080
00:58:46,959 --> 00:58:49,001
Well, we have to do something about this.
1081
00:58:49,084 --> 00:58:51,376
I mean, she'll realize
it's a mistake eventually.
1082
00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:52,751
She was a cool lady.
1083
00:58:52,834 --> 00:58:55,084
We'll never find
a better school director than her.
1084
00:58:55,168 --> 00:58:56,459
I liked her too.
1085
00:58:56,543 --> 00:58:58,668
She's homosexual but doesn't flaunt it.
1086
00:58:58,751 --> 00:59:00,793
We should've bought her a Christmas gift.
1087
00:59:00,876 --> 00:59:02,626
Yesterday you were the one who said,
1088
00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:04,793
"Hey, we pay her.
She doesn't need a present."
1089
00:59:04,876 --> 00:59:07,834
Yeah,
but a gesture of good will is important.
1090
00:59:07,918 --> 00:59:09,793
I'll go to the gas station
and buy her chocolate.
1091
00:59:10,793 --> 00:59:13,084
I'll invite her to have a drink.
We'll explain everything--
1092
00:59:13,168 --> 00:59:15,043
Tadeusz, what's up with you and alcohol?
1093
00:59:15,126 --> 00:59:17,334
Krystyna, listen.
I say this with all due respect,
1094
00:59:17,418 --> 00:59:20,626
but my life and what I do
is none of your business, actually.
1095
00:59:20,709 --> 00:59:23,584
Let's stop blaming each other.
None of us is responsible.
1096
00:59:24,334 --> 00:59:26,459
-Except, well, you know…
-Right. Listen, guys.
1097
00:59:27,334 --> 00:59:30,251
Let's not be melodramatic. Let's go home.
1098
00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:31,543
No, I'm not going home now.
1099
00:59:31,626 --> 00:59:33,376
We need to stay here
until we figure this out.
1100
00:59:33,459 --> 00:59:35,001
Tadeusz, are those the classroom's?
1101
00:59:35,084 --> 00:59:36,584
-What?
-The cups.
1102
00:59:36,668 --> 00:59:38,084
-Uh…
-Those are for tomorrow.
1103
00:59:38,168 --> 00:59:40,793
What if they get mixed in,
and a kid gets drunk and dies?
1104
00:59:40,876 --> 00:59:41,918
Just calm down.
1105
00:59:42,001 --> 00:59:43,543
-Justyna, help.
-Okay.
1106
00:59:43,626 --> 00:59:45,834
-Stop this.
-What a disaster, Tadeusz. You said it.
1107
00:59:45,918 --> 00:59:48,751
I'll go and sort this out
as the committee head.
1108
00:59:48,834 --> 00:59:50,251
I'll put an end to all this.
1109
00:59:50,334 --> 00:59:54,043
Uh…
1110
00:59:54,126 --> 00:59:55,543
Okay, that's it.
1111
00:59:55,626 --> 00:59:58,959
-Really? You find this amusing?
-Justyna, what's your plan, huh?
1112
00:59:59,459 --> 01:00:02,959
'Cause it's impossible. I mean,
she hates you more than any of us.
1113
01:00:03,043 --> 01:00:04,043
Uh…
1114
01:00:04,126 --> 01:00:05,334
I wouldn't say that.
1115
01:00:06,043 --> 01:00:08,334
We both prioritize
the well-being of our kids.
1116
01:00:08,418 --> 01:00:10,334
-Justyna?
-Yeah?
1117
01:00:10,418 --> 01:00:14,501
Uh, maybe, uh, it'd be better
to send the student council instead.
1118
01:00:14,584 --> 01:00:15,876
I'm sorry!
1119
01:00:15,959 --> 01:00:17,918
Yeah! You guys should go.
1120
01:00:18,001 --> 01:00:20,793
No, wait! I forgot.
You guys should take Sandra.
1121
01:00:20,876 --> 01:00:22,918
-I mean, okay, sure.
-What exactly are you implying?
1122
01:00:23,001 --> 01:00:25,001
Licking Justyna's ass speaks for itself.
1123
01:00:25,834 --> 01:00:27,709
Your bad words can't get to me.
1124
01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,043
-Eryk should.
-Eryk?
1125
01:00:32,126 --> 01:00:33,834
Yeah, I probably shouldn't.
1126
01:00:33,918 --> 01:00:34,834
No, you shouldn't.
1127
01:00:34,918 --> 01:00:37,459
If you wanted me to, then I would do it.
1128
01:00:37,543 --> 01:00:38,793
No, that's…
1129
01:00:38,876 --> 01:00:40,001
We don't.
1130
01:00:40,626 --> 01:00:43,709
Well, you could if you'd like.
Your son is a student here.
1131
01:00:44,334 --> 01:00:45,918
Is that a fact?
1132
01:00:46,001 --> 01:00:47,084
Uh-huh, still is.
1133
01:00:47,584 --> 01:00:48,501
Hmm.
1134
01:00:52,876 --> 01:00:53,918
All right.
1135
01:00:54,001 --> 01:00:56,084
Well, listen, I think Eryk should go.
1136
01:01:00,709 --> 01:01:02,001
Anyone wanna come with us?
1137
01:01:16,543 --> 01:01:18,418
Yes, this is my final decision.
1138
01:01:19,334 --> 01:01:21,334
Of course, we do understand.
1139
01:01:21,418 --> 01:01:23,168
Uh, it's just we want to understand
1140
01:01:23,251 --> 01:01:25,709
what it was that pushed you
into making this decision.
1141
01:01:25,793 --> 01:01:30,418
Yeah. We would like to come up
with something to amend what's happening.
1142
01:01:30,501 --> 01:01:31,918
Baśka, listen.
1143
01:01:32,001 --> 01:01:34,376
-Control yourself.
-Uh, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
1144
01:01:34,459 --> 01:01:36,168
-Here, Baśka.
-Thank you.
1145
01:01:36,251 --> 01:01:40,043
Look, director,
we just want everyone to be happy.
1146
01:01:45,584 --> 01:01:46,418
Mmm.
1147
01:01:46,918 --> 01:01:49,834
Because I would like
to, um, sincerely apologize.
1148
01:01:51,626 --> 01:01:53,501
I know I said what I said, all right?
1149
01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:55,709
-I'm not mad at you, all right?
-Oh.
1150
01:01:55,793 --> 01:01:58,959
I'm just used to using
a different work model in the past.
1151
01:01:59,043 --> 01:02:01,043
Since we're tired,
and to keep it short…
1152
01:02:01,126 --> 01:02:02,251
What do you want? What is it?
1153
01:02:03,001 --> 01:02:05,293
I'll stay if I'm able to manage
this kindergarten in a way
1154
01:02:05,376 --> 01:02:07,418
that more closely resembles
what I'm used to.
1155
01:02:09,876 --> 01:02:11,709
But how are you gonna be able
to guarantee that?
1156
01:02:11,793 --> 01:02:13,251
Mmm.
1157
01:02:14,626 --> 01:02:15,459
Yeah.
1158
01:02:15,959 --> 01:02:17,043
She's right.
1159
01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:20,543
Mm-hmm.
1160
01:02:20,626 --> 01:02:24,376
I file a motion that the Head Chairman
of the Parents' Committee is changed.
1161
01:02:25,334 --> 01:02:27,293
Uh, sorry, what did you just say?
1162
01:02:28,043 --> 01:02:28,876
Um…
1163
01:02:29,459 --> 01:02:32,418
Chairwoman. I'm sorry.
Gender appropriate, right?
1164
01:02:32,501 --> 01:02:34,918
Kazik, no.
I mean, this isn't a joke.
1165
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,626
Do I ever joke, Krystyna?
1166
01:02:37,209 --> 01:02:38,959
I see you don't understand,
so let me repeat.
1167
01:02:39,043 --> 01:02:40,459
All that matters
1168
01:02:40,543 --> 01:02:43,043
-is our children's well-being.
-Yeah, yeah, he's right.
1169
01:02:43,543 --> 01:02:46,876
Yeah, sure, okay.
But not like this in the dead of night.
1170
01:02:46,959 --> 01:02:48,418
Did I ask for your help, Krystyna?
1171
01:02:49,126 --> 01:02:50,626
Kazik…
1172
01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:52,543
You want to vote me out or what?
1173
01:02:53,626 --> 01:02:56,709
It's not about me.
It's about our children's well-being.
1174
01:02:56,793 --> 01:02:58,709
Stop it. Stop.
I know exactly what you're doing.
1175
01:02:58,793 --> 01:02:59,918
Mmm.
1176
01:03:02,293 --> 01:03:06,334
All right. Of course you can vote.
Well, that is if you really want.
1177
01:03:06,418 --> 01:03:07,543
But, Justy…
1178
01:03:09,168 --> 01:03:11,376
You shouldn't be here
when we cast our votes.
1179
01:03:13,501 --> 01:03:15,084
You've gotta be kidding.
1180
01:03:17,209 --> 01:03:20,334
Isn't it obvious?
You two planned this together tonight.
1181
01:03:20,418 --> 01:03:22,084
It's a conspiracy, can't you see?
1182
01:03:22,168 --> 01:03:24,334
You swallowed the bait.
You're getting played!
1183
01:03:24,418 --> 01:03:27,168
I know for a fact
this isn't for our children.
1184
01:03:27,251 --> 01:03:29,876
Not if you just trust this drug addict.
1185
01:03:29,959 --> 01:03:31,334
This thug.
1186
01:03:31,418 --> 01:03:32,459
Huh?
1187
01:03:32,543 --> 01:03:35,043
And this… woman.
1188
01:03:38,293 --> 01:03:39,584
But I'm not giving up.
1189
01:03:43,959 --> 01:03:46,084
Excuse me.
1190
01:03:46,168 --> 01:03:47,668
Ooh.
1191
01:03:48,334 --> 01:03:49,251
Here we go.
1192
01:04:03,293 --> 01:04:06,043
Look, I still feel that it isn't right.
1193
01:04:07,418 --> 01:04:09,876
-I mean, she just…
-Cancer, yes. My son has Down syndrome.
1194
01:04:09,959 --> 01:04:11,668
-Kazik!
-What?
1195
01:04:11,751 --> 01:04:14,168
You should all be ashamed.
Justyna is a good person.
1196
01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:15,251
Yeah?
1197
01:04:15,334 --> 01:04:17,209
Ah, here we go.
1198
01:04:17,293 --> 01:04:18,168
She is.
1199
01:04:18,834 --> 01:04:20,501
I've known her since high school.
1200
01:04:20,584 --> 01:04:22,584
Okay, sometimes she goes nuts,
1201
01:04:22,668 --> 01:04:24,626
but under that hard shell,
she has a heart.
1202
01:04:24,709 --> 01:04:28,001
So, anyway, we should select
a new Committee Head Chairperson.
1203
01:04:28,084 --> 01:04:30,584
I step forward. Anyone oppose?
1204
01:04:30,668 --> 01:04:33,293
-I don't think it's the time.
-Hamza would be good.
1205
01:04:33,376 --> 01:04:34,959
I mean, he has twins so…
1206
01:04:35,043 --> 01:04:36,293
Do we have to vote?
1207
01:04:36,376 --> 01:04:39,126
Yes, we have to.
We can't exist without a governing body.
1208
01:05:04,793 --> 01:05:06,626
It should've been like this
from the start.
1209
01:05:06,709 --> 01:05:08,126
-Congratulations, Hamza.
-Congratulations.
1210
01:05:08,209 --> 01:05:09,584
We have to drink to this!
1211
01:05:09,668 --> 01:05:11,168
-You're the new head?
-Yeah.
1212
01:05:11,251 --> 01:05:15,709
Fortunately, good old Tadeusz
always comes prepared. Here you are.
1213
01:05:15,793 --> 01:05:17,876
-Where's Kazik?
-Watch it.
1214
01:05:17,959 --> 01:05:19,209
Hold your glass still.
1215
01:05:19,293 --> 01:05:22,001
All right, that's enough.
Come on, let someone else get some.
1216
01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:23,084
Are you okay?
1217
01:05:23,168 --> 01:05:25,251
Huh? What? Yeah. Yes, of course.
1218
01:05:25,334 --> 01:05:26,209
Uh, look.
1219
01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:30,084
Look, what I said earlier came out wrong.
Everything happened so fast.
1220
01:05:31,501 --> 01:05:34,959
I didn't properly, uh, say goodbye.
1221
01:05:35,043 --> 01:05:37,459
Or thank you all for your cooperation.
1222
01:05:37,543 --> 01:05:40,543
Tadeusz, your comments
have always been very helpful.
1223
01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:42,918
They always came
from an experienced standpoint.
1224
01:05:43,001 --> 01:05:44,959
Very, "Out of the box" as one would say.
1225
01:05:45,043 --> 01:05:47,376
Well,
I just did what I could.
1226
01:05:47,918 --> 01:05:49,209
-Lesław.
-Let's drink!
1227
01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,626
Without you, our kids
would've never seen Lindley's Filters.
1228
01:05:51,709 --> 01:05:53,251
The Filters are lit.
1229
01:05:54,334 --> 01:05:57,209
-Kasia, I should have trusted your…
-Hmm.
1230
01:05:57,293 --> 01:05:58,918
…artistic sense a little bit more.
1231
01:05:59,501 --> 01:06:02,209
-But now you'll be free to experiment.
-Mm-hmm.
1232
01:06:02,293 --> 01:06:03,168
Sandra…
1233
01:06:03,709 --> 01:06:04,543
Hmm?
1234
01:06:05,334 --> 01:06:07,584
Well, yeah. My dear Krystyna.
1235
01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:10,293
Always by my side.
Your script is great too.
1236
01:06:10,376 --> 01:06:11,793
It was really meaningful.
1237
01:06:11,876 --> 01:06:13,168
What about me?
1238
01:06:13,918 --> 01:06:15,043
Oh, and you're an ass.
1239
01:06:15,126 --> 01:06:17,918
-Okay, Justyna. Justyna needs to rest…
-Hold on.
1240
01:06:18,584 --> 01:06:20,834
Eryk, who gave you the right to talk?
1241
01:06:21,501 --> 01:06:24,418
This is amazing.
You've only been here for a couple hours,
1242
01:06:24,501 --> 01:06:26,626
and still,
they're all wrapped around your finger.
1243
01:06:31,168 --> 01:06:33,418
How dare you treat me like this?
1244
01:06:34,209 --> 01:06:37,084
I mean, just look at what I've done
for this place, huh?
1245
01:06:37,668 --> 01:06:40,126
Our children
would've been eating sand.
1246
01:06:40,709 --> 01:06:43,709
-They would've been attacking each other.
-At least they saw the Filters.
1247
01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:46,293
Kazimierz's son wouldn't be here.
1248
01:06:46,376 --> 01:06:48,418
There'd be no room
for kids with special needs.
1249
01:06:48,501 --> 01:06:49,501
Tytus wouldn't be here.
1250
01:06:49,584 --> 01:06:52,334
We wouldn't have been able
to see how wonderful he is.
1251
01:06:52,418 --> 01:06:53,543
Justy…
1252
01:06:54,126 --> 01:06:55,459
…chill.
1253
01:06:55,543 --> 01:06:56,834
All right, you win.
1254
01:06:57,334 --> 01:06:58,543
And Beetroot is staying.
1255
01:07:01,334 --> 01:07:02,626
Ooh!
1256
01:07:02,709 --> 01:07:04,543
Krystyna, do something.
1257
01:07:05,584 --> 01:07:06,584
Beetroot?
1258
01:07:08,334 --> 01:07:09,293
Eryk, well…
1259
01:07:10,251 --> 01:07:11,668
Tytus was that kid.
1260
01:07:11,751 --> 01:07:13,668
He became the Beetroot.
1261
01:07:13,751 --> 01:07:14,959
We all laughed at him.
1262
01:07:16,168 --> 01:07:19,793
And it became our…
our little inside joke, hmm?
1263
01:07:23,543 --> 01:07:25,751
Whose kid came up with that nickname?
1264
01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:29,501
-Wasn't it one of your twins, Hamza?
-Really?
1265
01:07:32,334 --> 01:07:34,126
Tytus is Beetroot?
1266
01:07:34,209 --> 01:07:36,168
You think it's funny?
1267
01:07:36,251 --> 01:07:37,459
-Answer me now.
-Get off me.
1268
01:07:37,543 --> 01:07:39,084
-Get your hands off!
-This is your fault!
1269
01:07:39,168 --> 01:07:40,793
-Don't be stupid.
-Don't spit at me!
1270
01:07:40,876 --> 01:07:42,376
-Justyna!
-Give it back!
1271
01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:45,209
-It's just self-defense.
-Uh, he doesn't keep it loaded.
1272
01:07:48,751 --> 01:07:50,168
It's loaded.
1273
01:07:54,001 --> 01:07:54,834
Hmm.
1274
01:08:01,209 --> 01:08:03,709
All I want is for us
to be honest for once.
1275
01:08:06,251 --> 01:08:08,168
You are all fucking hypocrites.
1276
01:08:08,709 --> 01:08:10,459
Because all of you are shitty parents,
1277
01:08:10,543 --> 01:08:12,876
and yet have the nerve to criticize me.
1278
01:08:15,334 --> 01:08:16,168
Ha!
1279
01:08:18,918 --> 01:08:19,834
Hamza,
1280
01:08:20,334 --> 01:08:23,709
did you know that your twins cry every day
after you drop them off?
1281
01:08:23,793 --> 01:08:26,209
-Because you're a shitty dad.
-Yup.
1282
01:08:26,293 --> 01:08:27,376
Say it to my face, then.
1283
01:08:27,459 --> 01:08:29,251
"I'm a shitty father."
Come on, spit it out!
1284
01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:31,793
Look, I'm a shitty father.
1285
01:08:45,834 --> 01:08:46,959
Now your turn. Say it.
1286
01:08:47,043 --> 01:08:48,709
You're right. I'm a shitty father.
1287
01:08:49,293 --> 01:08:50,126
Kasia.
1288
01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:51,668
Yes, I'm a shitty father.
1289
01:08:51,751 --> 01:08:53,751
What the fuck? You're a shitty mother.
1290
01:08:59,418 --> 01:09:01,834
You see,
we've already celebrated together.
1291
01:09:02,876 --> 01:09:04,459
Three times, am I right?
1292
01:09:04,543 --> 01:09:05,376
But without you.
1293
01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:07,334
-Hmm.
-'Cause you weren't invited.
1294
01:09:08,168 --> 01:09:10,876
Dear, esteemed Mr. Tadeusz.
Look, you're a fucking…
1295
01:09:10,959 --> 01:09:12,709
Say it. "I'm a shitty…"
1296
01:09:14,459 --> 01:09:15,293
Tadeusz!
1297
01:09:16,709 --> 01:09:18,584
Fine! Look, I'm a shitty dad!
1298
01:09:19,084 --> 01:09:20,168
With a shitty hat.
1299
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,834
I'm a shitty mother.
1300
01:09:34,418 --> 01:09:35,584
A bad one.
1301
01:09:36,709 --> 01:09:39,376
Krystyna, this isn't your moment.
1302
01:09:39,459 --> 01:09:41,001
And you are too.
1303
01:09:43,293 --> 01:09:44,709
You're a shitty mother.
1304
01:09:45,626 --> 01:09:46,876
I'm a great mother.
1305
01:09:50,084 --> 01:09:52,293
That's the thing I'm really great at.
1306
01:09:53,793 --> 01:09:56,084
My daughter was raised
to be a real fighter.
1307
01:09:56,168 --> 01:09:59,709
No, Justy. I didn't want to tell you.
Believe me. I didn't want to.
1308
01:10:00,418 --> 01:10:03,834
Tytus didn't lock her in the box that day.
1309
01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:06,834
Then who was it?
1310
01:10:09,418 --> 01:10:10,418
Krystyna…
1311
01:10:10,918 --> 01:10:12,751
She locked herself in that box.
1312
01:10:14,709 --> 01:10:17,459
Because that's what she told me
when I got her out.
1313
01:10:17,959 --> 01:10:18,793
She…
1314
01:10:19,418 --> 01:10:21,293
said she didn't want to go home.
1315
01:10:22,459 --> 01:10:23,584
'Cause she's, um…
1316
01:10:24,334 --> 01:10:26,001
Well, she's afraid of you.
1317
01:10:29,126 --> 01:10:30,043
Krystyna…
1318
01:10:32,251 --> 01:10:33,626
She's afraid of what?
1319
01:10:41,209 --> 01:10:42,668
-No, she isn't.
-But she is.
1320
01:10:45,834 --> 01:10:48,501
Shut your fucking lousy mouth, Krystyna.
1321
01:10:49,334 --> 01:10:52,084
-Remember what they called you at school?
-Justyna!
1322
01:10:52,168 --> 01:10:54,168
Krystyna with the long fucking tongue.
1323
01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:56,501
And not just 'cause you blew
half of the boys in our class.
1324
01:10:56,584 --> 01:10:57,584
Calm down.
1325
01:10:57,668 --> 01:11:00,668
Just 'cause your kid hid from you
doesn't mean it's the end of the world.
1326
01:11:01,168 --> 01:11:02,501
Jesus.
1327
01:11:03,001 --> 01:11:04,584
Tytus does weird stuff all the time.
1328
01:11:04,668 --> 01:11:06,959
You can't take it personally.
They're just kids.
1329
01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:09,876
Get down!
1330
01:11:24,918 --> 01:11:27,668
I'm sorry.
1331
01:11:36,168 --> 01:11:39,001
It's a natural bodily reaction.
I'm a nutritionist.
1332
01:11:39,084 --> 01:11:41,001
Justyna, everyone's tense.
1333
01:11:42,251 --> 01:11:43,251
Have a drink.
1334
01:11:43,334 --> 01:11:45,709
If you want,
I can call Kinga and explain it all.
1335
01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:54,709
Krystyna.
1336
01:11:55,459 --> 01:11:57,126
Did you really blow half of your class?
1337
01:11:57,209 --> 01:11:58,918
Oh, just fuck off!
1338
01:12:07,126 --> 01:12:09,126
-Can we turn it down a little?
-No!
1339
01:12:09,209 --> 01:12:11,584
The whole town needs
to hear Tadeusz' party!
1340
01:12:12,543 --> 01:12:14,418
It's taking a bit longer
than expected, honey.
1341
01:12:15,918 --> 01:12:17,334
Hey!
1342
01:12:17,418 --> 01:12:20,251
-Hey, won't the kids smell it?
-Aw, the kids-shmids.
1343
01:12:20,334 --> 01:12:22,834
-Come on, try it.
-You're right! They don't know the smell.
1344
01:12:22,918 --> 01:12:23,876
Kazik!
1345
01:12:25,168 --> 01:12:27,168
Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you!
1346
01:12:28,626 --> 01:12:30,501
I hope you're not upset
that they chose me.
1347
01:12:30,584 --> 01:12:31,751
No, not at all.
1348
01:12:32,459 --> 01:12:34,501
They picked the best man, Hamza.
Congrats again.
1349
01:12:36,251 --> 01:12:37,668
I love this music!
1350
01:12:55,793 --> 01:12:57,251
Come on, Krystyna!
1351
01:12:57,334 --> 01:12:58,751
To victory!
1352
01:12:58,834 --> 01:13:01,668
You were amazing back there. Mega!
1353
01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:04,793
Please turn off the music, guys!
1354
01:13:04,876 --> 01:13:05,834
What about Justyna?
1355
01:13:05,918 --> 01:13:07,168
About that…
1356
01:13:07,251 --> 01:13:08,126
That's…
1357
01:13:09,709 --> 01:13:11,459
That's not an issue anymore.
1358
01:13:11,543 --> 01:13:14,209
I mean, don't worry about that.
Anyway, it happens.
1359
01:13:15,126 --> 01:13:16,251
Is it over?
1360
01:13:17,793 --> 01:13:18,959
You haven't heard yet?
1361
01:13:19,043 --> 01:13:21,168
Tytus didn't lock Kinga up in the box!
1362
01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,418
Well, that still doesn't mean
he's staying at Sunshine, all right?
1363
01:13:28,668 --> 01:13:30,918
Touché!
1364
01:13:31,876 --> 01:13:33,584
You got me! Dang!
1365
01:13:33,668 --> 01:13:35,209
Look, I'm not convinced that he is.
1366
01:13:35,293 --> 01:13:37,001
'Cause this is my responsibility.
1367
01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:40,209
I have to think this through.
Tytus is a really difficult student.
1368
01:13:40,293 --> 01:13:42,501
We don't have money
for someone to supervise him,
1369
01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:45,126
and that's the type of support
that he needs most right now.
1370
01:13:45,209 --> 01:13:48,334
Don't even joke like that.
You're stressing me out.
1371
01:13:49,376 --> 01:13:50,668
You've gotta be fucking kidding!
1372
01:13:50,751 --> 01:13:51,793
What's that?
1373
01:13:52,584 --> 01:13:53,459
Well…
1374
01:13:54,251 --> 01:13:56,459
I go through all this
just for you to threaten me?
1375
01:13:56,543 --> 01:13:58,126
-I don't deserve this!
-Is that right?
1376
01:13:58,209 --> 01:13:59,126
Yes!
1377
01:13:59,709 --> 01:14:01,209
Now you listen.
1378
01:14:01,293 --> 01:14:03,751
I've raised children all my life
like you, okay?
1379
01:14:03,834 --> 01:14:05,876
You expect everything to go your way.
1380
01:14:06,459 --> 01:14:09,001
The world isn't always that simple,
you child.
1381
01:14:10,209 --> 01:14:11,751
What do you want me to say? That Tytus--
1382
01:14:11,834 --> 01:14:14,501
I'm leaving.
I expect this place cleaned up by morning.
1383
01:14:21,043 --> 01:14:22,001
No.
1384
01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:25,543
No, wait! Wait, Tadeusz!
1385
01:14:25,626 --> 01:14:27,793
Let go of me!
1386
01:14:27,876 --> 01:14:29,251
The director said that…
1387
01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:30,168
Wait!
1388
01:14:30,709 --> 01:14:33,668
I know how to make good moonshine. Ha!
1389
01:14:40,251 --> 01:14:41,293
-No!
-Jesus!
1390
01:14:41,376 --> 01:14:43,876
All this fake stupid plastic!
1391
01:14:47,043 --> 01:14:48,709
Lesław! Hey, listen to me.
1392
01:14:48,793 --> 01:14:49,834
Listen!
1393
01:14:49,918 --> 01:14:50,751
Wait!
1394
01:14:50,834 --> 01:14:52,959
-We have to--
-She left me. Just like that.
1395
01:14:53,043 --> 01:14:55,668
'Cause, apparently,
I get too involved in relationships.
1396
01:14:55,751 --> 01:14:58,251
And I guess that isn't what she wants!
1397
01:14:58,334 --> 01:15:00,251
Listen, that's not what's important, man!
1398
01:15:00,334 --> 01:15:02,126
It's not important? Well, sure.
1399
01:15:02,209 --> 01:15:03,959
For an awesome guy like you,
it's no problem.
1400
01:15:04,043 --> 01:15:05,418
You'll always find a woman.
1401
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:06,918
Of course you will. Fuck!
1402
01:15:07,001 --> 01:15:08,418
Guys like you are really the worst.
1403
01:15:08,501 --> 01:15:10,126
-Chill since the day you were born.
-What…
1404
01:15:10,209 --> 01:15:11,668
You joke all the time,
1405
01:15:11,751 --> 01:15:14,293
and you probably never get fat
no matter what you eat!
1406
01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:16,376
Look at me!
1407
01:15:16,459 --> 01:15:18,293
What do I get? Fuck it.
1408
01:15:18,376 --> 01:15:19,876
-Over here!
-Whoa!
1409
01:15:19,959 --> 01:15:21,793
-Come on, wake up.
-Don't touch me!
1410
01:15:21,876 --> 01:15:24,709
He constantly touches me
with his fat fingers.
1411
01:15:24,793 --> 01:15:26,001
He's always so clingy!
1412
01:15:26,793 --> 01:15:28,626
Leave me the fuck alone!
1413
01:15:28,709 --> 01:15:30,751
I have to constantly babysit someone.
1414
01:15:30,834 --> 01:15:34,001
Either the man or my kid.
I babysit either the kid or my man!
1415
01:15:34,084 --> 01:15:36,543
The thing is, Tytus will be…
The director said that she's--
1416
01:15:36,626 --> 01:15:39,709
Tytus-shmitus!
All you do is talk about yourself!
1417
01:15:41,751 --> 01:15:43,709
We've trapped them all in there.
1418
01:15:43,793 --> 01:15:44,876
That's how we want it to be.
1419
01:15:45,668 --> 01:15:47,459
They're not forced to integrate with us.
1420
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,043
They don't have to agree like us!
1421
01:15:49,126 --> 01:15:50,543
Remember to flush.
1422
01:15:50,626 --> 01:15:52,043
Language! Oh, fuck it.
1423
01:15:52,126 --> 01:15:54,418
-Please tell Justyna I'm here. I love her!
-Help me, please!
1424
01:15:54,501 --> 01:15:55,918
Shit! No, no, no!
1425
01:15:58,584 --> 01:16:03,084
Oh, Justyna, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
1426
01:16:11,293 --> 01:16:12,876
We're getting a real tree.
1427
01:16:20,793 --> 01:16:21,668
Hello?
1428
01:16:26,668 --> 01:16:27,793
Listen!
1429
01:16:27,876 --> 01:16:30,418
You all were scared
of partying with Tadeusz!
1430
01:16:30,501 --> 01:16:31,418
Ah!
1431
01:16:31,501 --> 01:16:34,376
You having fun yet? Are you having fun?
1432
01:16:34,459 --> 01:16:35,834
Yeah, fuck it!
1433
01:16:35,918 --> 01:16:39,668
Quiet!
1434
01:16:39,751 --> 01:16:41,918
What example are we setting for the kids?
1435
01:16:42,001 --> 01:16:44,126
Kids-shmids!
1436
01:16:44,209 --> 01:16:45,043
Liberation!
1437
01:16:47,251 --> 01:16:48,709
Kids should all stay…
1438
01:16:48,793 --> 01:16:51,334
…in an orphanage!
1439
01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:56,543
Hello!
1440
01:16:56,626 --> 01:16:58,001
-Flush.
-Fuck no!
1441
01:16:58,084 --> 01:16:59,793
Don't talk back.
1442
01:17:09,251 --> 01:17:10,418
This isn't…
1443
01:17:25,459 --> 01:17:26,293
Ah.
1444
01:17:29,959 --> 01:17:33,584
Good night, sweet baby.
Close your weary eyes again.
1445
01:17:36,168 --> 01:17:40,501
Dream about the most beautiful future
you'd ever be able to imagine.
1446
01:18:05,126 --> 01:18:06,834
Eryk.
1447
01:18:39,668 --> 01:18:42,168
AAH IT'S DOROTA
MISSED CALL, 37 NOTIFICATIONS
1448
01:19:01,168 --> 01:19:04,209
Remember to flush,
young explorer… young explorer…
1449
01:19:04,293 --> 01:19:05,959
Remember…
1450
01:19:06,043 --> 01:19:07,334
-Good morning!
-Hey.
1451
01:19:07,918 --> 01:19:10,959
Sweet Jesus from N…
1452
01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:13,126
Jesus from Nazareth. Jeez.
1453
01:19:13,209 --> 01:19:15,376
-I slept well last night.
-Pipe down.
1454
01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:17,001
Oh, my head.
1455
01:19:17,709 --> 01:19:19,959
What time is it?
1456
01:19:21,293 --> 01:19:23,418
Ugh, my leg.
1457
01:19:23,501 --> 01:19:26,126
-Oh, I know, I know.
-No, I get it. I'm not saying anything.
1458
01:19:26,709 --> 01:19:28,334
So will the sitter get Gaweł?
1459
01:19:28,418 --> 01:19:30,084
Yeah, yeah, I'll arrange it.
1460
01:19:31,168 --> 01:19:32,918
Uh, well, should I ask her to get…
1461
01:19:34,209 --> 01:19:36,751
-Uh, Anka? Anka, right?
-Yeah, if you don't mind.
1462
01:19:36,834 --> 01:19:41,334
Remember yesterday, uh,
when we said that we're all shitty…
1463
01:19:41,876 --> 01:19:44,168
That we're bad parents?
1464
01:19:44,751 --> 01:19:47,626
-I am a bad parent.
-Sure. You.
1465
01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:49,334
I'm worn out.
1466
01:19:50,501 --> 01:19:54,418
They look up at me with those eyes,
always asking questions.
1467
01:19:54,501 --> 01:19:55,626
"Dad, Dad."
1468
01:19:56,376 --> 01:19:58,793
They think that I'll have
the answers to everything.
1469
01:19:59,334 --> 01:20:01,084
Who am I to teach them
anything about life?
1470
01:20:01,168 --> 01:20:02,876
You're Head of the Parents' Committee.
1471
01:20:03,459 --> 01:20:06,793
Pawełek yells. He shouts at me.
One time I spanked him.
1472
01:20:08,084 --> 01:20:09,251
I'd lost my temper.
1473
01:20:09,334 --> 01:20:10,709
But now he's been threatening me,
1474
01:20:10,793 --> 01:20:13,709
saying he'll tell his dad
and that he has photos.
1475
01:20:13,793 --> 01:20:15,001
I'm so stupid.
1476
01:20:15,084 --> 01:20:16,293
No.
1477
01:20:16,918 --> 01:20:20,584
Sweetie, you're not stupid.
Really. It's just pure blackmail.
1478
01:20:20,668 --> 01:20:24,709
When we got the ultrasound
showing that Daniel would be, uh…
1479
01:20:25,751 --> 01:20:26,793
I mean, that he…
1480
01:20:29,168 --> 01:20:30,543
That he'd be the way he is…
1481
01:20:31,834 --> 01:20:33,418
I had told my wife that…
1482
01:20:34,793 --> 01:20:36,751
'Cause I had wanted my wife to…
1483
01:20:37,668 --> 01:20:39,793
Despite what I tend to say and…
1484
01:20:40,834 --> 01:20:42,543
And, I mean…
1485
01:20:43,709 --> 01:20:46,626
I just got so afraid
that I wouldn't manage and…
1486
01:20:47,876 --> 01:20:48,918
The truth is…
1487
01:20:49,834 --> 01:20:52,918
it's so difficult raising a child.
It's really fucking hard.
1488
01:20:53,626 --> 01:20:54,793
But then, on top of that…
1489
01:20:54,876 --> 01:20:56,543
It's a… a lot and…
1490
01:20:58,418 --> 01:21:00,876
But I love him like crazy.
1491
01:21:01,543 --> 01:21:03,418
A fucking lot.
1492
01:21:03,501 --> 01:21:06,126
No, wait, stop.
Sorry about swearing. It's…
1493
01:21:06,209 --> 01:21:08,334
Aw.
1494
01:21:12,418 --> 01:21:13,584
Mmm.
1495
01:21:14,501 --> 01:21:15,918
That was beautiful.
1496
01:21:17,626 --> 01:21:20,459
-Good morning!
-Huh?
1497
01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:23,501
Considering the circumstances, I guess…
1498
01:21:25,001 --> 01:21:27,168
…the show will be canceled for today?
1499
01:21:27,251 --> 01:21:30,584
-Uh, yeah.
-Yeah.
1500
01:21:31,168 --> 01:21:32,543
-No.
-It won't?
1501
01:21:32,626 --> 01:21:34,418
We've got this. We'll manage.
1502
01:21:34,501 --> 01:21:36,418
They're expecting a play, and we'll do it.
1503
01:21:36,501 --> 01:21:37,418
I'm gonna lose my mind.
1504
01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:39,959
-We won't make it.
-Of course we won't make it without--
1505
01:21:40,043 --> 01:21:41,043
Justyna.
1506
01:21:58,543 --> 01:22:00,334
Uh-huh. Oh, thanks.
1507
01:22:01,501 --> 01:22:03,293
I just spoke with Kinga's sitter.
1508
01:22:03,376 --> 01:22:05,209
Justyna didn't come home last night.
1509
01:22:05,293 --> 01:22:06,834
I didn't see her upstairs.
1510
01:22:07,793 --> 01:22:08,793
-Locker room.
-The kitchen?
1511
01:22:17,834 --> 01:22:18,751
Justyna?
1512
01:22:29,126 --> 01:22:30,168
I'm awake.
1513
01:22:33,834 --> 01:22:36,043
We have a play to put on.
1514
01:22:36,126 --> 01:22:37,543
No.
1515
01:22:40,126 --> 01:22:42,459
This is your night look, huh?
1516
01:22:42,543 --> 01:22:44,168
Actually, it's your day look.
1517
01:22:46,126 --> 01:22:47,793
Jesus!
1518
01:22:49,084 --> 01:22:51,084
What kind of Nativity play
would it be without Mary?
1519
01:22:51,168 --> 01:22:52,126
A shorter one.
1520
01:22:56,334 --> 01:22:57,918
A fighter never quits.
1521
01:22:58,001 --> 01:22:58,834
Yeah.
1522
01:23:06,793 --> 01:23:07,626
Hey.
1523
01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:09,084
Ah!
1524
01:23:09,584 --> 01:23:10,501
Justyna!
1525
01:23:22,709 --> 01:23:24,751
-Oh, no.
-Justy!
1526
01:23:25,918 --> 01:23:26,876
Justyna!
1527
01:23:27,418 --> 01:23:28,459
Justyna, come on!
1528
01:23:28,959 --> 01:23:30,876
Stop acting childish!
It's gonna be a cool play.
1529
01:23:30,959 --> 01:23:31,959
-Good morning.
-Hello.
1530
01:23:32,043 --> 01:23:33,251
-Justyna!
-What?
1531
01:23:33,334 --> 01:23:34,626
-Come on.
-What is it?
1532
01:23:34,709 --> 01:23:37,376
Ah, Jesus!
You're so annoying, you know that?
1533
01:23:39,251 --> 01:23:40,251
Leave me alone!
1534
01:23:40,334 --> 01:23:41,168
Yeah?
1535
01:23:43,084 --> 01:23:44,001
Oh wow.
1536
01:23:44,668 --> 01:23:46,793
-I'm not doing it.
-Yes, of course you are.
1537
01:23:46,876 --> 01:23:48,293
Do it for your daughter.
1538
01:23:48,376 --> 01:23:50,584
She's scared of me.
1539
01:24:11,834 --> 01:24:13,168
We could just be done.
1540
01:24:15,209 --> 01:24:16,709
Forget about the damn play.
1541
01:24:29,418 --> 01:24:31,418
I'm really sorry I fucked up the play.
1542
01:24:31,501 --> 01:24:34,001
And, I mean, now, of course,
I'm trying to cover it all up
1543
01:24:34,084 --> 01:24:36,918
with some flashy gesture
as fucking always.
1544
01:24:37,001 --> 01:24:39,709
I decide to go to some meeting
instead of just being home with the kid.
1545
01:24:39,793 --> 01:24:41,584
I mean, what kind of person does that?
1546
01:24:47,501 --> 01:24:49,959
And I might never be a good dad to him.
I mean…
1547
01:25:10,418 --> 01:25:11,751
Come on, Joseph.
1548
01:25:15,251 --> 01:25:17,043
-Hmm!
-Ah, well…
1549
01:25:17,126 --> 01:25:20,543
-I love Christmas for this reason.
-Aw!
1550
01:25:21,251 --> 01:25:22,084
Listen…
1551
01:25:25,251 --> 01:25:27,459
Do you think everyone heard me fart?
1552
01:25:30,876 --> 01:25:32,501
No, they didn't.
1553
01:25:32,584 --> 01:25:33,834
Okay.
1554
01:25:34,334 --> 01:25:35,376
Come on!
1555
01:25:35,459 --> 01:25:36,668
Oh, Justyna, speaking of Tytus…
1556
01:25:37,376 --> 01:25:40,084
Good morning, good morning.
We're starting any minute now.
1557
01:25:40,168 --> 01:25:42,334
Dad, look, the tree is broken.
1558
01:25:44,334 --> 01:25:45,334
Get in place.
1559
01:25:45,834 --> 01:25:47,876
Good morning. Hi.
1560
01:25:50,209 --> 01:25:52,126
Hang up your coat
and go find us a seat, okay?
1561
01:25:52,209 --> 01:25:53,293
Hey, Tytus.
1562
01:25:55,876 --> 01:25:57,626
So, anything you want to say?
1563
01:25:57,709 --> 01:26:00,626
Other than how you left Tytus
with a drug addict last night?
1564
01:26:00,709 --> 01:26:02,793
He's more like a dealer.
1565
01:26:02,876 --> 01:26:04,376
Wait, Dorota!
1566
01:26:04,459 --> 01:26:05,918
We'll talk after the play, all right?
1567
01:26:06,001 --> 01:26:08,251
'Cause I'm pretty sure
you're gonna have plenty to say.
1568
01:26:08,751 --> 01:26:11,834
-Excuse me for barging in.
-What? Did something bad happen again?
1569
01:26:11,918 --> 01:26:13,376
No, nothing happened.
1570
01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:15,834
Eryk and I talked.
We wanted to present you with an offer.
1571
01:26:15,918 --> 01:26:17,168
This is my seat!
1572
01:26:26,418 --> 01:26:27,584
Watch this, huh?
1573
01:26:31,251 --> 01:26:33,168
JUNKOLAND
1574
01:26:33,251 --> 01:26:34,918
His caretaker
will have to come every day
1575
01:26:35,001 --> 01:26:36,959
and spend a few hours with him.
1576
01:26:37,043 --> 01:26:38,126
Understood.
1577
01:26:39,418 --> 01:26:41,168
Does that work for you as well?
1578
01:26:41,751 --> 01:26:43,001
Theoretically, it does.
1579
01:26:43,084 --> 01:26:46,043
It won't be an easy task.
Logistically and all.
1580
01:26:47,126 --> 01:26:49,918
-Let's see what happens.
-Eryk, Justyna, let's go!
1581
01:27:01,334 --> 01:27:03,626
Dear children, dear parents.
1582
01:27:04,126 --> 01:27:05,126
Welcome, everyone,
1583
01:27:05,209 --> 01:27:08,084
to Little Ray of Sunshine's
annual Nativity play.
1584
01:27:08,168 --> 01:27:09,543
What is a Nativity play?
1585
01:27:09,626 --> 01:27:11,626
-No, you haven't heard of that?
-I know!
1586
01:27:13,126 --> 01:27:14,751
Okay, Krystyna.
1587
01:27:14,834 --> 01:27:15,959
You'll start, okay?
1588
01:27:17,668 --> 01:27:18,584
I don't know my lines.
1589
01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:20,334
-Who has the script?
-Is there one?
1590
01:27:20,418 --> 01:27:23,668
I don't remember.
It came out but then stopped being mine.
1591
01:27:23,751 --> 01:27:25,168
No, don't worry, okay?
1592
01:27:25,251 --> 01:27:27,626
Don't worry about it.
We're gonna improvise this one.
1593
01:27:28,543 --> 01:27:29,376
Are we?
1594
01:27:30,293 --> 01:27:31,168
Improvise?
1595
01:27:31,918 --> 01:27:36,501
And the greatest clarity we can encounter
is through the mistakes that we make.
1596
01:27:36,584 --> 01:27:38,709
And that is why, my dear children,
1597
01:27:38,793 --> 01:27:41,334
I wish you all incredible decisions
1598
01:27:41,418 --> 01:27:43,959
that lead to beautiful,
wonderful mistakes.
1599
01:27:44,043 --> 01:27:46,876
You said it yourself.
Children don't want scripted crap.
1600
01:27:46,959 --> 01:27:48,918
They want fun or action.
1601
01:27:49,543 --> 01:27:51,376
Truth.
1602
01:27:52,543 --> 01:27:54,251
Don't be afraid to make mistakes.
1603
01:27:54,876 --> 01:27:55,709
Hmm.
1604
01:27:56,209 --> 01:27:59,459
Because I'd like to see some normal,
smart people in this country.
1605
01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:04,918
So we're improvising!
1606
01:28:06,584 --> 01:28:07,584
One second, uh…
1607
01:28:07,668 --> 01:28:08,876
I just wanted…
1608
01:28:08,959 --> 01:28:11,168
…to say it's, um, a new era for Tadeusz.
1609
01:28:11,251 --> 01:28:13,084
A Tadeusz
who doesn't impose himself on anyone,
1610
01:28:13,168 --> 01:28:15,126
and who listens and…
1611
01:28:15,209 --> 01:28:17,043
And who is emotional.
1612
01:28:17,126 --> 01:28:19,709
-I'd like to welcome you all now…
-Shh! Let's go.
1613
01:28:19,793 --> 01:28:22,709
…to the long awaited
Nativity Play! Bravo!
1614
01:28:31,209 --> 01:28:33,459
Uh, yeah!
1615
01:28:34,584 --> 01:28:36,668
Mary, uh…
1616
01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:38,251
-Joseph!
-Don't!
1617
01:28:38,334 --> 01:28:39,918
-Uh…
-Here, um…
1618
01:28:40,001 --> 01:28:42,126
Give me the gun!
1619
01:28:42,209 --> 01:28:43,709
-Ah!
-Jesus!
1620
01:28:43,793 --> 01:28:46,834
-Take it away from him!
-No, hey, don't worry! It's just…
1621
01:28:48,126 --> 01:28:50,959
I'm really sorry!
Dear parents, I'm… I'm sorry!
1622
01:28:51,043 --> 01:28:53,168
I'm sorry. Everything's under control.
1623
01:28:53,751 --> 01:28:55,251
The music! Start the music!
1624
01:28:57,543 --> 01:29:00,626
-Hey, hey! No, it's fine! Come on! Wait!
-Róża! Róża!
1625
01:29:02,793 --> 01:29:04,959
-This is still a kindergarten!
-Children!
1626
01:29:05,043 --> 01:29:08,626
It's all okay, my dears! We're all safe!
1627
01:29:08,709 --> 01:29:10,626
It's okay, dear. We're okay.
1628
01:29:10,709 --> 01:29:13,459
-Tadeusz, give me that.
-Don't worry, everybody!
1629
01:29:13,543 --> 01:29:15,376
I'm a nutrition.. Ugh!
1630
01:29:15,459 --> 01:29:17,293
Stay with your parents!
1631
01:29:18,668 --> 01:29:21,168
Aw, our play. We messed it up!
1632
01:29:56,043 --> 01:29:57,126
What's up, Tytus.
1633
01:30:00,418 --> 01:30:01,376
So look…
1634
01:30:02,876 --> 01:30:04,584
I want to ask you something.
1635
01:30:08,251 --> 01:30:10,584
You still have six more months
of kindergarten, right?
1636
01:30:11,626 --> 01:30:13,251
So I've been thinking…
1637
01:30:14,751 --> 01:30:16,876
Do you maybe want me
to come to school with you?
1638
01:30:16,959 --> 01:30:18,751
I'd be your caretaker.
1639
01:30:18,834 --> 01:30:20,126
It's just a fancy name.
1640
01:30:22,043 --> 01:30:23,168
'Cause, actually…
1641
01:30:25,834 --> 01:30:28,834
I would really like to be coming here
with you more as your…
1642
01:30:28,918 --> 01:30:30,043
Well, I guess…
1643
01:30:32,459 --> 01:30:33,501
…as your pal.
1644
01:30:35,043 --> 01:30:36,376
Is that okay with you?
1645
01:31:03,501 --> 01:31:07,043
Ha!
1646
01:31:07,126 --> 01:31:08,293
Come to mama.
1647
01:31:08,376 --> 01:31:09,543
Over here. Oh!
1648
01:31:13,084 --> 01:31:14,043
Right?
1649
01:31:15,126 --> 01:31:17,459
Come on.
1650
01:31:52,918 --> 01:31:56,168
A NIGHT AT THE KINDERGARTEN
1651
01:34:54,459 --> 01:34:57,043
-See, Eryk?
-Yeah, we can…
1652
01:34:57,126 --> 01:34:59,334
-No, no, no. We'll clean it up.
-Yeah.