1 00:00:06,543 --> 00:00:11,918 [children screaming] 2 00:00:12,001 --> 00:00:15,084 [suspenseful music playing] 3 00:00:19,918 --> 00:00:21,293 [sighs] 4 00:00:21,376 --> 00:00:24,209 -[screaming continues] -[cheering] 5 00:00:25,584 --> 00:00:26,834 [indistinct chatter] 6 00:00:31,334 --> 00:00:34,834 [man 1] People don't realize how much responsibility is involved. 7 00:00:34,918 --> 00:00:35,751 [man 1 exhales] 8 00:00:36,459 --> 00:00:37,293 [man 1 sniffles] 9 00:00:38,043 --> 00:00:40,418 They breed and push these monsters out into the world, 10 00:00:40,501 --> 00:00:43,709 and then their little spawn wanders around without purpose. 11 00:00:44,209 --> 00:00:46,876 [children giggling] 12 00:00:49,293 --> 00:00:50,251 [exhales] 13 00:00:51,334 --> 00:00:52,834 This kid'll land on his face. 14 00:00:54,084 --> 00:00:56,168 [scoffs] His legs are already shaking. 15 00:00:56,251 --> 00:00:57,126 [chuckles] 16 00:00:57,209 --> 00:01:00,084 -His mom's not even looking. [chuckles] -[man 2] Yeah. 17 00:01:00,168 --> 00:01:03,251 [man 1] Her kid's fighting for his life, and she's looking for a dad on Tinder. 18 00:01:03,334 --> 00:01:06,126 If he doesn't go ass over tit in 30 seconds, I'm paying double. 19 00:01:06,209 --> 00:01:07,376 -Huh? -Huh. 20 00:01:08,209 --> 00:01:10,584 -[child 1 grunts] Mom! -Yeah! 21 00:01:10,668 --> 00:01:11,793 [child 1] Ow! 22 00:01:13,168 --> 00:01:14,668 -[child 2 squeals] -[murmurs] 23 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,293 [children chatter indistinctly] 24 00:01:18,376 --> 00:01:19,668 Jesus. Wait! [exhales] 25 00:01:19,751 --> 00:01:20,626 [man 2] What's up? 26 00:01:20,709 --> 00:01:21,543 Hey, man. 27 00:01:21,626 --> 00:01:23,543 [indistinct chatter continues] 28 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:26,793 [gentle music playing] 29 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:34,001 [child in Polish] ♪ There's this one day ♪ 30 00:01:35,293 --> 00:01:40,501 ♪ Very warm, yet in December ♪ 31 00:01:41,084 --> 00:01:44,043 ♪ A day, a casual day ♪ 32 00:01:45,501 --> 00:01:50,626 ♪ On which conflicts are not remembered ♪ 33 00:01:51,251 --> 00:01:54,251 ♪ There's this one day ♪ 34 00:01:55,459 --> 00:02:00,834 ♪ On which joy awaits us all ♪ 35 00:02:01,501 --> 00:02:04,334 ♪ It is a day ♪ 36 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:11,043 ♪ We all know since we were born ♪ 37 00:02:11,543 --> 00:02:16,543 ♪ From Earth to Heaven From Heaven to Earth ♪ 38 00:02:16,626 --> 00:02:21,834 ♪ Everyone sends greetings Back and forth ♪ 39 00:02:21,918 --> 00:02:27,084 ♪ Trees to birds Birds to trees ♪ 40 00:02:27,168 --> 00:02:32,793 ♪ Snowflakes dance in the wind With ease… ♪ 41 00:02:32,876 --> 00:02:33,959 [eerie creaking] 42 00:02:34,043 --> 00:02:37,168 ♪ There's this one day 43 00:02:37,251 --> 00:02:38,376 [creaking continues] 44 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:42,168 ♪ We spend together without a fuss ♪ 45 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:47,293 ♪ A day, a beautiful day… ♪ 46 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,209 [door opens] 47 00:02:49,501 --> 00:02:50,376 [door shuts] 48 00:02:53,459 --> 00:02:56,001 [uneasy music playing] 49 00:03:00,501 --> 00:03:02,459 [faint indistinct chatter] 50 00:03:05,709 --> 00:03:06,709 [dramatic sting] 51 00:03:10,501 --> 00:03:11,668 [man 1 in English] Hey, Tytus. 52 00:03:11,751 --> 00:03:13,126 [knife chopping] 53 00:03:13,209 --> 00:03:15,126 [pan sizzling] 54 00:03:17,209 --> 00:03:18,126 [knife thuds] 55 00:03:18,959 --> 00:03:21,459 You can give him his dinner around seven tonight. 56 00:03:21,543 --> 00:03:23,751 [man 1] You're not gonna believe what happened. 57 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:25,543 I got free weed today. 58 00:03:26,418 --> 00:03:27,501 [woman clears throat] 59 00:03:27,584 --> 00:03:30,251 What? He knows what it means. 60 00:03:30,876 --> 00:03:32,459 There are different kinds of weeds. 61 00:03:32,543 --> 00:03:34,918 [scoffs] No, you're completely hopeless. 62 00:03:35,001 --> 00:03:36,084 [man 1 chuckles softly] 63 00:03:36,168 --> 00:03:38,209 I can always predict what's going to happen. 64 00:03:38,293 --> 00:03:40,001 I'm onto you, Eryk, all right? 65 00:03:40,084 --> 00:03:41,168 And this? 66 00:03:41,251 --> 00:03:42,793 -[scoffs] Don't. -[Eryk chuckles softly] 67 00:03:42,876 --> 00:03:44,209 All you had to do was pick him up. 68 00:03:44,293 --> 00:03:45,293 [Eryk exhales] 69 00:03:46,418 --> 00:03:47,834 I forgot. I'm sorry. 70 00:03:48,751 --> 00:03:51,084 -Time passes differently for me. -Mmm, I've realized. 71 00:03:51,168 --> 00:03:52,459 You angry or what? 72 00:03:52,543 --> 00:03:53,584 I don't know. Do I look it? 73 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:54,834 Yeah, you are. 74 00:03:55,543 --> 00:03:59,459 Today, four people died on my shift, and yet you've pissed me off the most. 75 00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:03,459 And on top of that, The Ray of Sunshine has a Parents' Committee meeting tonight. 76 00:04:03,959 --> 00:04:06,084 I'm sure they're gonna talk about Tytus. 77 00:04:06,168 --> 00:04:08,084 And, of course, I can't make it again. 78 00:04:08,168 --> 00:04:09,834 All of the parents hate him. 79 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:11,751 I mean, the look they gave me 80 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,543 when they found out I was the only one who didn't have to pay tuition. 81 00:04:14,626 --> 00:04:17,501 Or after Tytus had stuffed a sausage up a girl's nose. 82 00:04:17,584 --> 00:04:19,793 Or when he took a dead pigeon in his backpack to school. 83 00:04:19,876 --> 00:04:21,584 Was it the whole sausage? 84 00:04:21,668 --> 00:04:23,168 [woman inhales deeply] 85 00:04:25,668 --> 00:04:26,876 [Eryk groans] 86 00:04:26,959 --> 00:04:28,793 [Tytus imitates car] 87 00:04:28,876 --> 00:04:31,709 -Look, I fucked up, all right? -Hey! Watch it. 88 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:32,626 [Tytus] Boom! 89 00:04:32,709 --> 00:04:36,293 -So what? You were swearing a second ago. -Yeah, except I was facing the wall. 90 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:38,751 -It's different. -But the sound still bounces off the wall. 91 00:04:39,251 --> 00:04:40,084 All right. 92 00:04:40,168 --> 00:04:41,668 [toy car whirring] 93 00:04:41,751 --> 00:04:42,751 [Tytus hisses] 94 00:04:43,418 --> 00:04:44,959 [toy car whirring] 95 00:04:45,043 --> 00:04:47,001 -[Eryk whispers] I fucked up. -[exhales] 96 00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:52,084 [gentle music playing] 97 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:54,168 I'll go to that meeting tonight for you. 98 00:04:54,668 --> 00:04:56,293 [breathes deeply] 99 00:04:56,376 --> 00:04:59,626 WELCOME 100 00:04:59,709 --> 00:05:02,834 -[eerie creaking] -[wind whooshing] 101 00:05:06,709 --> 00:05:08,376 Mmm… no. 102 00:05:08,459 --> 00:05:09,376 [woman inhales] 103 00:05:09,459 --> 00:05:12,293 I have to get back to the hospital, and somebody has to stay with him. 104 00:05:12,376 --> 00:05:14,793 And plus, you wouldn't feel comfortable among adults. 105 00:05:14,876 --> 00:05:17,418 [gentle music continues] 106 00:05:17,501 --> 00:05:18,584 [eerie creaking continues] 107 00:05:19,293 --> 00:05:21,668 -[kisses] Be good, honey. -[Eryk exhales] 108 00:05:24,084 --> 00:05:25,251 I'll see you later. 109 00:05:26,668 --> 00:05:27,751 [woman inhales sharply] 110 00:05:31,168 --> 00:05:33,918 [both chuckle softly] 111 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,709 -[woman] Bye. -[door opens] 112 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:37,293 -Bye. -[door shuts] 113 00:05:37,793 --> 00:05:42,084 LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE KINDERGARTEN 114 00:05:42,168 --> 00:05:44,543 [eerie creaking continues] 115 00:05:46,918 --> 00:05:48,376 [Eryk] What've you got there? 116 00:05:51,334 --> 00:05:52,209 Tytus? 117 00:05:54,668 --> 00:05:55,876 Those are my headphones, pal. 118 00:05:57,668 --> 00:05:59,001 They're expensive. 119 00:06:00,376 --> 00:06:02,626 If you break them, you're buying new ones. 120 00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:04,793 -[crunches] -[upbeat music playing] 121 00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:05,709 Tytus… 122 00:06:05,793 --> 00:06:06,918 [crunching] 123 00:06:07,001 --> 00:06:09,876 [Eryk grunts, sighs] 124 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,251 -[screeching] -No drawing on the walls! 125 00:06:13,918 --> 00:06:15,501 -[Eryk sighs] -[door opens] 126 00:06:19,668 --> 00:06:21,668 [Eryk sighs deeply] 127 00:06:22,584 --> 00:06:24,918 Fucking great. [sighs] 128 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:27,168 [dramatic music playing] 129 00:06:30,876 --> 00:06:33,543 Hey, man, listen. Um, can you do me a favor? 130 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:36,543 -[man] What's up? -There's something I have to get to. 131 00:06:36,626 --> 00:06:38,334 You want me to stay with that little shit? 132 00:06:39,168 --> 00:06:45,751 NIGHT IN THE KINDERGARTEN 133 00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:47,084 [door hinge creaks] 134 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:49,709 [door shuts] 135 00:06:52,334 --> 00:06:53,501 [loud thud in the distance] 136 00:06:53,584 --> 00:06:56,251 [woman 1] You know there's more to it than that, though, of course. 137 00:06:56,876 --> 00:06:59,626 This decision wasn't an easy one. They never are. 138 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:01,626 But I've run out of options. 139 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:03,959 As you know, your ideas didn't work out in the end. 140 00:07:04,043 --> 00:07:06,126 [woman 2] We can't do this. It's too rushed. 141 00:07:06,209 --> 00:07:10,043 -The potential consequences for the child… -[woman 1] There's more than one child. 142 00:07:10,126 --> 00:07:13,126 -[woman 2] We need to think about him. -[woman 1] Your opinion is one of many. 143 00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:15,876 And the issue is too important for us to… [inhales] 144 00:07:16,543 --> 00:07:18,209 -Hey. -Good evening. 145 00:07:18,293 --> 00:07:21,084 -Hey, I'm, uh-- -You're dating Dorota. Eryk? 146 00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:23,959 -Uh, yeah, how did you know? -Her Insta. 147 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:26,418 She only posts a few photos, and you're in one of them. 148 00:07:26,501 --> 00:07:29,376 And you were hugging. So it must be serious, right? 149 00:07:29,876 --> 00:07:30,876 Well, I hope so, yeah. 150 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:33,376 You're at a parents' meeting at her son's kindergarten. 151 00:07:33,459 --> 00:07:35,084 -So it's definitely serious. -[chuckles] 152 00:07:35,168 --> 00:07:36,418 -My name is Justyna. -Hey. 153 00:07:36,501 --> 00:07:39,001 I'm head of the Parents' Committee here at Sunshine. 154 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,209 -How about you? -I'm the director here. 155 00:07:41,293 --> 00:07:42,334 [Justyna chuckles] 156 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:43,834 The meeting is this way. 157 00:07:49,418 --> 00:07:51,293 -[door opens] -Hey, everyone! 158 00:07:51,876 --> 00:07:53,293 -This is Eryk. -[man 1] Hey, Eryk. 159 00:07:53,376 --> 00:07:54,876 -[man 2] Hi, Eryk. -[Eryk] Hi. 160 00:07:54,959 --> 00:07:56,376 [Justyna] Where's your enthusiasm? 161 00:07:56,459 --> 00:07:58,376 -Everyone, "Hi, Eryk"! -[parents] Hi, Eryk! 162 00:07:58,459 --> 00:07:59,918 -[Eryk] Hey! -[parents] Hi, Eryk. 163 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,001 [Justyna chuckles] All right. Since Eryk's new here, 164 00:08:02,084 --> 00:08:04,168 how about everyone shares a thing or two about them? 165 00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:07,459 -Oh fuck. You serious, though? [chuckles] -[toy squeaks] 166 00:08:07,543 --> 00:08:10,709 Excuse me. Sorry. Um, we have one rule here. 167 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:13,626 No swearing. It's a bad habit, which we transfer to our children, 168 00:08:13,709 --> 00:08:16,376 whose natural lexicon will get contaminated from us. 169 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:19,084 Right, that makes sense. 170 00:08:19,168 --> 00:08:21,793 Uh, so then, I'm Eryk. [chuckles] 171 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,251 That's one thing about me. 172 00:08:23,334 --> 00:08:25,001 -Dorota and I are dating. -[man 2] Mmm. 173 00:08:25,084 --> 00:08:28,293 [sucks teeth] Or no. I mean, we're partners. [inhales] 174 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:29,876 -Uh, I'm a… -[stuffed animal squeaks] 175 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:32,668 I'm a sound engineer, and… and let's say… 176 00:08:32,751 --> 00:08:35,584 -You could say I'm Tytus's stepfather. -[upbeat music playing] 177 00:08:35,668 --> 00:08:36,751 -[scoffs] -[man 2] Mmm. 178 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:38,834 [Eryk] That was a second thing about me. 179 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:41,043 -Bang! [chuckles] -[stuffed animal squeaks] 180 00:08:41,126 --> 00:08:44,418 Well, look. Since I'm twice as old, then can I say double? 181 00:08:44,501 --> 00:08:46,001 -No. -Mmm. 182 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,751 -[Justyna scoffs] -[man in hat] Um, Tadeusz. 183 00:08:48,834 --> 00:08:50,876 -Hey, Tadeusz. -[Tadeusz] Hi, hi. 184 00:08:51,626 --> 00:08:53,834 And, of course, we're parents here, both of us. 185 00:08:53,918 --> 00:08:55,001 Yes, to Anka. 186 00:08:55,084 --> 00:08:56,001 And Gaweł. 187 00:08:56,501 --> 00:08:58,876 We met each other here. So you know how it is. 188 00:08:59,501 --> 00:09:02,501 My son is Pawełek. He's a good swimmer. 189 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,043 -Plus, he's advanced. -Well… 190 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,293 And he would like a puppy, but I have to think about it. 191 00:09:06,376 --> 00:09:07,626 We're seeing each other. 192 00:09:07,709 --> 00:09:09,876 Just… in the kindergarten, right? 193 00:09:10,376 --> 00:09:12,626 -He's single, and so am I. -Yeah, that's what I meant. 194 00:09:12,709 --> 00:09:13,959 -Yeah, I'm single. -[toy squeaks] 195 00:09:14,043 --> 00:09:15,918 [Tadeusz] I've done too many reckless things in my life 196 00:09:16,001 --> 00:09:18,459 to just sum it up in two sentences. 197 00:09:18,543 --> 00:09:21,168 -Oh, and my husband took him go-karting. -[chuckles] 198 00:09:21,251 --> 00:09:22,834 But enough about me. 199 00:09:22,918 --> 00:09:23,918 Hey, I'm Hamza. 200 00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:26,126 [stuffed animal squeaks] 201 00:09:28,376 --> 00:09:29,251 [muffled squeak] 202 00:09:29,876 --> 00:09:31,376 My name is Kazimierz. 203 00:09:31,876 --> 00:09:33,709 Four of my children have been students here. 204 00:09:35,251 --> 00:09:37,293 And now, so is my son Daniel. 205 00:09:38,084 --> 00:09:42,584 Daniel has Down syndrome, and I bring him up like he doesn't. 206 00:09:42,668 --> 00:09:43,834 That's honorable. 207 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:44,751 Pardon? 208 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,293 No, it's super. 209 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:48,084 -Uh, I'm-- -Let's begin. 210 00:09:48,168 --> 00:09:50,418 -[clapping] -[slurps] 211 00:09:54,334 --> 00:09:55,376 [Tadeusz exhales] 212 00:09:57,709 --> 00:09:59,001 [Eryk munching] 213 00:09:59,084 --> 00:10:00,834 [Justyna] Before we move on to the main event, 214 00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:03,209 which is the long awaited Nativity play, 215 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:06,043 there's one more issue I'd like us to discuss. 216 00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:09,168 -[woman yawns] -And that's the toilets. 217 00:10:09,251 --> 00:10:12,709 Uh, we owe a big thank you to Kazimierz for sponsoring the self-flushing toilets. 218 00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:14,543 -As you all know. -It was no problem. 219 00:10:14,626 --> 00:10:17,334 However, I know that some parents find a problem with them, 220 00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:19,793 as they don't teach children independence. 221 00:10:19,876 --> 00:10:21,959 Who? Who has a problem? 222 00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:24,543 Pawełek sometimes doesn't poop for a week, for example. 223 00:10:24,626 --> 00:10:27,751 -Get wheat bran. That's the key. -With all due respect, it's stupid. 224 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:28,668 [munches] 225 00:10:28,751 --> 00:10:30,751 Kids should know how to flush on their own. 226 00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:32,001 If they don't learn… 227 00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:33,084 Hamza. 228 00:10:33,168 --> 00:10:35,001 [inhales] …they'll never know how. 229 00:10:35,084 --> 00:10:36,043 Hamza! 230 00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:39,251 -[Hamza] Hmm? -Please look at me when we're speaking. 231 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,334 [Eryk munches] 232 00:10:40,418 --> 00:10:43,709 Often, their stool would float for up to three hours. It's unhealthy. 233 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:45,626 As a nutritionist and personal coach, 234 00:10:45,709 --> 00:10:48,876 I'd like to mention that excreting is often more crucial than eating even is. 235 00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:50,001 Let's focus, please. 236 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:53,001 I know that what I did was a good thing for the children. Objectively. 237 00:10:53,084 --> 00:10:54,668 Now just a minute. Hold on. 238 00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:57,334 Everyone appreciates what you did for the children. Don't we? 239 00:10:57,418 --> 00:10:59,043 Let's all thank him. Thank you, Kazimierz. 240 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,668 -[Tadeusz] Yeah. -[Justyna] We mean that. 241 00:11:00,751 --> 00:11:02,418 -[toy pops] -[clears throat] 242 00:11:03,001 --> 00:11:04,084 Sure, thanks. 243 00:11:04,168 --> 00:11:07,251 The thing is, you didn't follow the protocol we have. We didn't vote. 244 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,626 Because it was already 7:15 p.m. 245 00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:12,959 so I knew that if we started voting, you'd all just start yapping again. 246 00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:15,459 When I wanted a real spruce Christmas tree, 247 00:11:15,543 --> 00:11:17,293 you said it was against eco-logic. 248 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:18,501 And then, plus the emblem-- 249 00:11:18,584 --> 00:11:21,626 I still think we should vote because we all have a say in what happens. 250 00:11:21,709 --> 00:11:23,626 This classroom isn't your home. We're a community. 251 00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:24,584 Yeah, this is insane. 252 00:11:24,668 --> 00:11:26,793 [upbeat music playing] 253 00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:30,376 YES 254 00:11:35,876 --> 00:11:37,293 [woman 1] Buh-bye toilets. 255 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:38,918 [Justyna] "Yes." 256 00:11:39,543 --> 00:11:42,501 This one just says, "Poop." I assume that's a "no"? 257 00:11:42,584 --> 00:11:43,918 [woman 2] So another against. 258 00:11:44,418 --> 00:11:45,251 No to toilets. 259 00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:47,543 "No." 260 00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:49,668 Oh. "Yes." 261 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:51,876 And… 262 00:11:52,584 --> 00:11:53,626 "Yes, keep them." 263 00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:55,793 [Kazimierz] So, it's a draw. 264 00:11:56,376 --> 00:11:59,501 I'm glad we had this vote tonight. Really. Pluralism has won today. 265 00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:01,418 Kazimierz, excuse me for a second. 266 00:12:01,501 --> 00:12:04,251 -Uh, Eryk? -[Eryk munches] 267 00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:06,376 -[Eryk] Hmm? -You like the snacks? 268 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,668 Dorota authorized you being here on her behalf. 269 00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:10,418 -Well, something like that. -Well… 270 00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:14,251 -That means that we have one more vote. -The man doesn't even have any kids. 271 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,959 [Tadeusz] ♪ Kaziu, Kaziu, Kaziu ♪ 272 00:12:16,876 --> 00:12:19,334 -♪ Just relax ♪ -[all chuckle] 273 00:12:19,418 --> 00:12:23,959 Eryk is Tytus' stepfather. So, I mean, it's almost the same thing, isn't it? 274 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,251 Just the word's difference. 275 00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:27,376 Let's make it simple. Is he for or against having shit? 276 00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:29,168 Your language. Language. 277 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,543 [Eryk munching] 278 00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:36,751 It's a philosophical question, isn't it? 279 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:41,293 'Cause, I mean, is it better for someone to be raised with convenience or without? 280 00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:42,209 Hmm. 281 00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:45,834 'Cause, for me, I grew up in a tower-block estate. 282 00:12:46,334 --> 00:12:48,793 I shared a bedroom with three siblings. 283 00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:51,751 Um, but I turned out just fine, didn't I? [chuckles] 284 00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:52,834 [chuckles] Yeah. 285 00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:57,084 And look, sometimes I wish someone would flush my toilet, to be honest. 286 00:12:57,709 --> 00:13:01,084 But since the vote is Dorota's, and it isn't really yours… 287 00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:03,168 No, yeah. 288 00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:08,251 No. I mean, she has other priorities. 289 00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:09,751 [chuckles] 290 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,626 Uh, so, unfortunately… 291 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,834 I gotta vote against keeping the toilets for the classroom. 292 00:13:18,251 --> 00:13:21,501 [whimsical music playing] 293 00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:24,293 [doors sliding open] 294 00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:28,876 Hey, hey! Hey, Eryk! Eryk, Eryk! 295 00:13:29,668 --> 00:13:30,918 Don't worry about it. 296 00:13:31,418 --> 00:13:35,001 He always gets edgy at these things. You'll get used to it. Hmm? 297 00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:36,001 -No, thanks. -No? 298 00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:37,834 Yeah, I better get going. So, thanks. 299 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,043 Ah, no, wait a minute! It's a pity because… 300 00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:44,293 I mean, you could say that one needs a bit of alcohol for these things. 301 00:13:44,376 --> 00:13:45,668 Pity-boom. Psh! 302 00:13:45,751 --> 00:13:47,584 Tadeusz, don't encourage him. 303 00:13:47,668 --> 00:13:49,126 Every meeting he brings his flask. 304 00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:51,584 One day, I'll get to have a drink in here. [chuckles] 305 00:13:52,418 --> 00:13:53,584 So, we're done, right? 306 00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:55,918 You're done, yes. But we're still preparing the play. 307 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,501 Nobody felt like rehearsing before, so we're staying till it's perfect. 308 00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:00,668 [all] We've got it. 309 00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:03,126 We sadly don't have a role for you. [chuckles] 310 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:06,043 Unless you want to be a tree or something. Or a snowflake. 311 00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,543 [chuckles] That's okay. But thanks. 312 00:14:08,626 --> 00:14:10,459 I came here just to show I care. 313 00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:14,001 So if, I mean, you could all put in a good word with Dorota, 314 00:14:14,084 --> 00:14:16,459 tell her that I'm responsible, it would be great. 315 00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:17,709 'Cause with Tytus… 316 00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:20,376 Mmm, well, I mean, she does a lot for him. 317 00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:22,334 Mmm. We will. 318 00:14:22,418 --> 00:14:23,584 Well… 319 00:14:23,668 --> 00:14:24,543 See ya! 320 00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:26,626 Hey, and cool hat, Tadeusz! 321 00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,459 Oh, uh, thank you, Eryk. 322 00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:30,709 [Kasia] Lucky, can I dip out too? 323 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:34,459 MUSICLAND 324 00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:38,126 I'm a nutritionist. I need to weigh myself after every time I use the bathroom. 325 00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:39,626 [scale beeps] 326 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,168 -See ya. -Bye. 327 00:14:47,876 --> 00:14:49,001 [scale beeps] 328 00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:50,668 PEELAND 329 00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:53,876 [zipper zips] 330 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:57,001 [toilet whooshes] 331 00:14:57,918 --> 00:15:00,376 [Justyna] I was afraid the jerk would stay. 332 00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:02,293 Then we would've had a real problem. 333 00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:07,376 -[Krystyna] How are we going to handle it? -[Justyna] About that… [sucks teeth] 334 00:15:10,418 --> 00:15:12,543 I don't want to vote before rehearsal. We'll wait. 335 00:15:12,626 --> 00:15:14,959 I want to talk to everyone individually. 336 00:15:15,459 --> 00:15:20,293 I can't just approach Tadeusz or Sandra and tell them that Tytus is a prick. 337 00:15:20,376 --> 00:15:21,959 We need a subtler approach. 338 00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:23,293 [Justyna sucks teeth] 339 00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,626 But I hope everyone understands the real problem. 340 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,709 We need to get rid of that kid, and it has to be today. 341 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,418 Or else, sooner or later, he'll kill someone. 342 00:15:30,501 --> 00:15:32,876 [toilet] Remember to flush, young explorer! [whoosh] 343 00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:35,876 [toilet flushes] 344 00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:41,793 [Eryk exhales] 345 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:44,376 [footsteps approaching] 346 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:49,751 -Hey! -Hey! 347 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:50,709 Hey. 348 00:15:52,543 --> 00:15:55,168 [dramatic music playing] 349 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,626 [sniffles] 350 00:16:04,126 --> 00:16:05,543 [Eryk] Come on, pick up! 351 00:16:06,626 --> 00:16:08,001 Answer, for fuck's sake! 352 00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:10,626 -[headmistress] Is it really that bad? -Fuck, I'm just, uh… 353 00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,459 Take it easy. Don't worry. It's normal. 354 00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:16,459 Everyone reacts like that after talking to these people. 355 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,001 Last week, some woman came at me 356 00:16:18,084 --> 00:16:20,501 'cause her kid learned the word "douchebag." 357 00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:21,418 [chuckles] 358 00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,459 She'd be shocked what other words he knows. 359 00:16:23,543 --> 00:16:25,459 Justyna said, in there… 360 00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:29,959 that she wants Tytus to get kicked out of school, miss. 361 00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:30,876 Right. Look. 362 00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:33,376 Can we be a little less formal here? 363 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,918 -I'm Baśka. -Eryk. 364 00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:36,084 So now you know. 365 00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:37,918 This morning, she, uh… 366 00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,334 I wish I could say that she asked me, but… 367 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,709 she never does. 368 00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:45,876 She only ever informs. 369 00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:48,668 Our Ms. Justyna. 370 00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:55,043 And she'd be able to if she convinces majority of the committee. 371 00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:57,959 Even if it's a total shit move… 372 00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:02,043 she can expel Tytus. 373 00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:04,376 But that's just life, you know? 374 00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:06,376 -Miss, I need your help, -Drop the "miss," okay? 375 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,084 Yeah, all right. Listen, I need your help. It has to be illegal. 376 00:17:09,168 --> 00:17:11,376 There has to be some rules 'cause she can't-- 377 00:17:11,459 --> 00:17:12,959 [laughs] 378 00:17:13,043 --> 00:17:15,001 We have to fight it. Look, miss… 379 00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:16,834 -Look, are you the director or not? -Eryk. 380 00:17:18,251 --> 00:17:19,584 Forget about it. 381 00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:20,959 It's Ray of Sunshine. 382 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,793 -[mobile chimes] -[Eryk exhales] 383 00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:31,418 AAH IT'S DOROTA SORRY, CAN'T TALK. YOU GUYS OK? 384 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:33,668 [breathes deeply] 385 00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:35,584 [suspenseful music playing] 386 00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:39,043 [exhales] 387 00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:44,418 YES! 388 00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:48,084 [breathes deeply] 389 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,501 LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE 390 00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:51,793 OUR PARENTS' COMMITTEE 391 00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:56,543 [Krystyna] What exactly are you inviting us to? 392 00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:58,293 My New Year's Eve party. 393 00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:00,251 I even made a Facebook event. It's-- 394 00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:03,751 Kasimierz, I've told you a hundred times not to bring a gun. There's children here. 395 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,626 I have a permit. You'll be thanking me one of these days. 396 00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:09,043 -Besides, it's not loaded. -[Tadeusz] You guys see the event? 397 00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:11,001 You guys will come to the party, right? 398 00:18:11,084 --> 00:18:13,084 Uh, Tadeusz, no. We can't make it. 399 00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:16,959 We'll be spending Christmas with the kids. It'll be our first trip together. Livigno. 400 00:18:17,459 --> 00:18:19,709 It's such a hectic time. I hope you understand. 401 00:18:19,793 --> 00:18:21,876 Yeah, of course. But if this all keeps up, there's… 402 00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,918 There'll be no party 'cause Hamza's working. 403 00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:24,834 Justyna… 404 00:18:24,918 --> 00:18:27,584 I'm a single mom, my dear. We're always busy. 405 00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:28,793 Hey, I'll be there. 406 00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:31,834 [sighs] Guess I'll need to just call the whole thing off. 407 00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:34,043 So much potential for conversation. 408 00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:35,876 Plus, Eryk has joined us. 409 00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:37,751 Pretty nice guy, huh? [chuckles] 410 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:40,293 He's one nice piece of ass. He can totally join us. 411 00:18:40,376 --> 00:18:41,584 Yeah, he seems great. 412 00:18:41,668 --> 00:18:42,709 Oh. Oh, Eryk! 413 00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:44,751 We've just been talking about you. 414 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:48,584 Really? I hope you've been saying only good things about me. 415 00:18:49,334 --> 00:18:51,209 I was on my way home, and, uh… 416 00:18:51,293 --> 00:18:53,209 Well, all I could think of was the play. 417 00:18:53,293 --> 00:18:54,126 Yeah. 418 00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:55,918 I was thinking that… 419 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,001 Well, if I don't at least play a tree or something, 420 00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:00,209 I would never forgive myself. 421 00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:01,293 Krystyna, 422 00:19:01,376 --> 00:19:05,418 surely you can find a little role for our lost wanderer over there, huh? 423 00:19:05,501 --> 00:19:06,626 [Krystyna] Uh… 424 00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,918 Ah! Yeah, I've just… I mean, maybe, yeah. 425 00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:10,959 The thing is, she's finished the script already. 426 00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:12,751 -Joseph. -What's that? 427 00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:14,501 [Kazimierz] I've been saying this for weeks. 428 00:19:14,584 --> 00:19:17,168 Our play is incomplete without Joseph there. 429 00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:19,251 We have Mary and Jesus, 430 00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,918 the Wise Men, and a sheep even. 431 00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:22,876 A donkey… 432 00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:25,084 So we should really have Joseph. 433 00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:27,751 The theme of the play is "A mother's role." 434 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,168 Mary is constantly being omitted. 435 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,209 She pushed the brat out of her womb, and then what? 436 00:19:31,293 --> 00:19:32,918 Let the men handle the rest? 437 00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:36,668 Anyway, Joseph made no contribution to the creation of Jesus. 438 00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:38,251 -That's 'cause there was no… -Yeah… 439 00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:39,709 Justyna, look, I think… 440 00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:43,501 It'd be best if we made sure that we weren't confusing the kids here. 441 00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:45,501 There's always a Joseph in the stable. 442 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,918 They even give him a… a halo in pictures. 443 00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:49,876 [Hamza] Mmm. 444 00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:52,751 He's been depicted that way since the 14th century. 445 00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:53,668 So, it's fitting. 446 00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:54,626 Let him do it. 447 00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:57,626 Such a good look like his can't go to waste, right? 448 00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:58,959 If you want, we can vote. 449 00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:02,876 Who's for Joseph in the Nativity play, as it's been for millions of years? 450 00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:05,126 Voting won't be necessary. Thank you. You can stop. 451 00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:07,501 -Fine. Great. So I'm Joseph, then, right? -[Kasia] Yeah. 452 00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:09,418 -[Kazimierz] Congratulations. -[Krystyna] He gets lines? 453 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,709 Krystyna, how long will the script rewrites take then? 454 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:14,543 I'm not sure, 'cause, um, it took a few months to get the first-- 455 00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:15,584 So, an hour? 456 00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:18,334 The outline of the play's been put together in a particular way. 457 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,168 The Prologue and the Epilogue rhyme together. 458 00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:23,418 We're doing a dress rehearsal at 8:00 p.m. sharp. That's in an hour. 459 00:20:23,501 --> 00:20:25,293 Everything needs to be ready by then. 460 00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:26,543 [gulps] 461 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,418 -[Krystyna] Give me your scripts. -Keep cutting the crowns. 462 00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:31,043 Every child will be a king. 463 00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:32,459 Tadeusz, the snow. Please, just… 464 00:20:32,543 --> 00:20:34,668 It can't be in bunches. Let it fall gradually. 465 00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:36,959 Kazimierz, the stage, build it high like a proper theater. 466 00:20:37,043 --> 00:20:38,793 Kasia, Lesław, start making costumes. 467 00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:41,209 Our kids can't see us wearing rags. 468 00:20:41,293 --> 00:20:42,459 Oh, and… [inhales] 469 00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,293 …I guess Joseph will need a costume. 470 00:20:45,251 --> 00:20:47,584 So, listen, Justy, uh… [chuckles nervously] 471 00:20:48,251 --> 00:20:49,709 Let's work this out, huh? 472 00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:50,626 Justyna. 473 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,043 [Eryk] Justyna. 474 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,501 Coffee? 475 00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:56,126 [Eryk] Yes, please. 476 00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:57,751 WORLD'S BEST DAD, LOVE 477 00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,168 Can we talk like adults for a sec? 478 00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:01,543 You want cream? 479 00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:04,501 Soy milk, if there's any. 480 00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:05,459 [Justyna] Soy? 481 00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:07,251 I'm impressed. 482 00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:10,834 Just don't do it today. 483 00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:14,543 Not in the way you're planning. 484 00:21:16,626 --> 00:21:17,543 Look, it's… 485 00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,793 It's a little unfair, isn't it? 486 00:21:21,876 --> 00:21:24,126 To do it this way, without Dorota? 487 00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:27,584 Maybe… you could figure it out with her? 488 00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:30,709 She and I have already spoken about it lots of times. 489 00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:33,293 And she just didn't want to listen. Hmm? 490 00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,251 -Well, I don't know. -Yeah. 491 00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:37,918 [opera music playing] 492 00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:40,418 What are they talking about so passionately in there? 493 00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:44,251 There's a lot of tension between them. No denying it. 494 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:46,084 Aw, you simple boys. 495 00:21:46,168 --> 00:21:47,543 Pretty clear, isn't it? 496 00:21:48,251 --> 00:21:50,168 -Those two are screwing. -[Tadeusz] Uh… 497 00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:52,209 [Tadeusz exhales] 498 00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:55,418 [Eryk] Justyna, 499 00:21:55,501 --> 00:21:58,209 I understand your point of view, you're a mother. 500 00:21:58,293 --> 00:22:00,751 -But I think… [chuckles] -[Justyna] Hmm? 501 00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:04,168 …uh, that you need to also see the bigger picture here. 502 00:22:05,501 --> 00:22:09,959 You need to see my point of view because, uh, to tell you the truth… 503 00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:10,876 [inhales] 504 00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:13,168 …it's pretty immature. 505 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,209 [glasses thud] 506 00:22:16,876 --> 00:22:18,168 I can make an exception. 507 00:22:18,668 --> 00:22:19,834 Super. 508 00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:24,126 Hmm. I know what you're worried about. 509 00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:28,001 Hmm? That it will look like you've lost. 510 00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:31,543 So to protect you from all the shame, once we expel Tytus, 511 00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:33,793 I'll call Dorota and tell her how brave you were. 512 00:22:33,876 --> 00:22:35,709 [inhales sharply] And manly. 513 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:39,001 I don't want this to put a wedge between you and her. 514 00:22:39,084 --> 00:22:41,084 Especially with how hard it's all been 515 00:22:41,668 --> 00:22:42,959 because you are who you are. 516 00:22:43,584 --> 00:22:46,459 [faint thuds] 517 00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:49,001 Deal? 518 00:22:49,084 --> 00:22:51,584 [opera music continues faintly] 519 00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:55,668 [music swells] 520 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,501 [Justyna gasps] 521 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,543 Oh my… 522 00:22:59,543 --> 00:23:02,209 -So clumsy, aren't I? -Don't worry, I'll clean this up. 523 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:03,959 Why don't you go get us more thumbtacks? 524 00:23:04,043 --> 00:23:05,834 They're in the supply room in the Avocado Hall. 525 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,959 -[opera music continues] -[Eryk sighs] 526 00:23:10,584 --> 00:23:12,293 [inhales] What did I say? 527 00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:16,876 Uh, where's the Avocado Hall? 528 00:23:18,918 --> 00:23:21,209 LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE 529 00:23:21,293 --> 00:23:22,418 [slurping] 530 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,459 [dramatic music playing] 531 00:23:24,543 --> 00:23:27,918 [indistinct cooing echoing] 532 00:23:30,668 --> 00:23:31,501 [dramatic swell] 533 00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:33,876 [thumbtacks jingling] 534 00:23:33,959 --> 00:23:35,834 VAGABONDS GLOBETROTTERS 535 00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:46,084 Take that, Nativity play. 536 00:23:48,334 --> 00:23:50,668 [dramatic music continues] 537 00:23:52,876 --> 00:23:53,709 Ow! 538 00:23:55,126 --> 00:23:57,043 -[grunts] -[Baśka] It's childproof. 539 00:23:57,126 --> 00:23:58,001 [Eryk] Jesus! 540 00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,709 Miss, do you just.. [exhales] 541 00:24:02,459 --> 00:24:05,293 -You like sneaking around? -It's also adult-proof. 542 00:24:07,126 --> 00:24:09,209 -Is this your office? -[Baśka] No. 543 00:24:09,293 --> 00:24:11,543 Mine isn't ready yet. [exhales] 544 00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:15,168 -[Eryk] How long have you been here? -For four months. 545 00:24:15,751 --> 00:24:17,584 And I won't let you destroy my kindergarten. 546 00:24:17,668 --> 00:24:21,209 And what am I supposed to do? Convince them like a priest one by one? 547 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,334 Look, can't you… can't you declare a bomb alert or some kind of emergency? 548 00:24:24,418 --> 00:24:26,543 Hey, I told you to forget all about that. 549 00:24:27,126 --> 00:24:28,626 And what are you doing? 550 00:24:28,709 --> 00:24:33,084 Even if I really wanted to do something and screw them over, 551 00:24:33,626 --> 00:24:34,918 it's unethical. 552 00:24:35,001 --> 00:24:37,959 You're drinking whiskey from a third place cup won by five-year-old. 553 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:39,751 Touché. 554 00:24:40,376 --> 00:24:41,209 [desk shakes] 555 00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:42,334 So that's a no? 556 00:24:43,668 --> 00:24:45,626 Be careful. Hey. 557 00:24:46,293 --> 00:24:47,209 [Eryk sighs] 558 00:24:48,459 --> 00:24:49,334 That's great. 559 00:24:54,418 --> 00:24:56,668 Dorota won't forgive me. She's gonna dump me. 560 00:24:56,751 --> 00:24:58,334 Well, I thought this was all for Tytus. 561 00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:00,668 That goes without saying, all right? Come on. 562 00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,584 Whatever. [scoffs] 563 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,293 [dog barking in the distance] 564 00:25:04,376 --> 00:25:06,584 -It's about the kid, you got that? -Is it? 565 00:25:07,251 --> 00:25:08,293 [Eryk] I'll handle it myself. 566 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,543 If you really want to get to them, 567 00:25:10,626 --> 00:25:11,876 don't leave them with Justyna. 568 00:25:11,959 --> 00:25:13,126 They shouldn't… [scoffs] 569 00:25:13,209 --> 00:25:14,334 …be alone with her. 570 00:25:14,418 --> 00:25:16,043 [uneasy music plays] 571 00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:17,751 [dramatic music playing] 572 00:25:18,793 --> 00:25:19,959 [Justyna] …and he was all red. 573 00:25:20,043 --> 00:25:22,959 -[Tadeusz] Yeah. -Oh, little Beetroot. [chuckles] 574 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:24,876 -A little beetroot! -[Eryk clears throat] 575 00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:26,709 -[Tadeusz] Ah! -[Eryk chuckles] Beetroot? 576 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:31,584 No, no, no. You… you won't get it. It's, uh, well, a Sunshine inside joke. 577 00:25:31,668 --> 00:25:33,251 -[Kasia] Yeah. -A small joke. 578 00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:35,376 -I'm a Sunshine parent, aren't I? -Yeah, but, uh… 579 00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,334 -[Justyna] Hold this. -Well, you had to be there. 580 00:25:37,418 --> 00:25:39,251 -It's not funny out of context. -Come on, spill. 581 00:25:39,334 --> 00:25:40,251 It is. 582 00:25:40,334 --> 00:25:41,918 Uh, okay, I guess. [clears throat] 583 00:25:42,001 --> 00:25:44,709 Well, there was this day the kids put on a show. 584 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,209 It was called Market Day. 585 00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:50,209 And, yeah, every kid said what vegetable they'd be. 586 00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:52,126 Well, one kid, Kamilek… 587 00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:56,584 Uh, see, every kid had to make a pose as their vegetable. 588 00:25:56,668 --> 00:25:57,501 [chuckles] 589 00:25:57,584 --> 00:25:59,876 One had picked a potato, another was a carrot… 590 00:26:00,543 --> 00:26:04,376 It was his turn, and Kamilek had picked a beetroot. 591 00:26:04,459 --> 00:26:05,668 [Justyna] That's what he chose. 592 00:26:05,751 --> 00:26:08,459 -Lesław, make the Beetroot pose, huh? -No, don't! 593 00:26:08,543 --> 00:26:10,834 [Lesław] I should really stretch first, but, uh… 594 00:26:10,918 --> 00:26:12,293 -[Lesław exhales] -[all chuckle] 595 00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:15,668 And then little Kamilek shouted out, "Hey, look at me. I'm a Beetroot." 596 00:26:15,751 --> 00:26:17,834 -[Eryk] Ah. -And he farted. [chuckles] 597 00:26:17,918 --> 00:26:20,751 -[Kasia laughing hysterically] -[all chuckle] 598 00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:23,168 Okay. Sure. [chuckles] 599 00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:25,626 The kid farted. That must've been pretty funny. 600 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,918 Come on. Like I said, you'd have to be there. 601 00:26:28,418 --> 00:26:31,834 But he turned red, and since then, he's been Beetroot. 602 00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:34,751 [Justyna] Eryk? 603 00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:36,543 Do you have those thumbtacks I asked you for? 604 00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:39,209 -[Eryk] About that. There weren't any. -Hmm? No? 605 00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:42,459 I guess we'll just have to use the bad pins, I'm afraid. 606 00:26:42,543 --> 00:26:43,959 -[Kazimierz screams] -[Kasia screams] 607 00:26:44,043 --> 00:26:45,459 -[Tadeusz] Jesus! -[Kasia] Is everything okay? 608 00:26:45,543 --> 00:26:47,043 Things around here are falling apart. 609 00:26:47,126 --> 00:26:48,126 Hamza, what the fuck? 610 00:26:48,209 --> 00:26:49,543 [Krystyna] Watch your language! 611 00:26:49,626 --> 00:26:52,459 What, I can't express this in the language of our fucking forefathers? 612 00:26:52,543 --> 00:26:55,043 Hamza, it was uneven. I mean, I fu… Fell down. 613 00:26:55,126 --> 00:26:56,334 Indeed, you did. 614 00:26:56,834 --> 00:26:59,834 We'll also need some face paint for the play, okay? 615 00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:02,084 Hmm? Think you'll be able to manage? 616 00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:03,543 The third door past the bathrooms-- 617 00:27:03,626 --> 00:27:05,209 No, no, no, sweetie. He, uh… 618 00:27:05,293 --> 00:27:07,543 -Where… where are you sending him? -[uneasy music plays] 619 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,501 Better listen to Tadeusz for now. 620 00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:12,959 -[Justyna] It's perfect. Seriously. -[gentle music playing] 621 00:27:13,043 --> 00:27:15,501 -Here, have some, sweetheart. -[Tadeusz] I'm a little relieved. 622 00:27:15,584 --> 00:27:18,751 I'm glad another music lover has turned up in the kindergarten. 623 00:27:19,918 --> 00:27:22,834 [Justyna] I mean, the sheep is almost as important as Mary. 624 00:27:22,918 --> 00:27:26,251 Because, between you and me, my music always just spills out. 625 00:27:27,418 --> 00:27:29,584 -You know, I was one of the Bards. -Huh? 626 00:27:29,668 --> 00:27:31,584 -[Lesław] You want one? -[Kasia chuckles] 627 00:27:31,668 --> 00:27:33,751 -The Bards. -[Kasia continues chuckling] 628 00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:35,084 Kaczmarski and others. 629 00:27:36,543 --> 00:27:38,959 -Wow. -They called me the Polish Bob Dylan. 630 00:27:39,043 --> 00:27:40,918 -[Eryk chuckles softly] -You know "Walls," right? 631 00:27:41,001 --> 00:27:42,501 [Kasia imitates lamb] 632 00:27:42,584 --> 00:27:44,084 You're a genius, Tadeusz. 633 00:27:44,168 --> 00:27:46,834 Out of modesty, I can't say I am. 634 00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:48,668 You're a part of the generation of humility. 635 00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:51,626 You don't post Instagram pictures of your fucking face all day. 636 00:27:51,709 --> 00:27:52,918 [Hamza] That's straight enough. 637 00:27:53,001 --> 00:27:54,709 You know what your worth is. It's impressive. 638 00:27:54,793 --> 00:27:56,084 I suppose, yeah. 639 00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:58,001 And they don't. 640 00:27:58,084 --> 00:27:59,084 [indistinct chatter] 641 00:27:59,168 --> 00:28:00,043 [Tadeusz] Who? 642 00:28:00,918 --> 00:28:02,168 [Eryk whispers] The parents. 643 00:28:02,668 --> 00:28:05,418 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 644 00:28:05,501 --> 00:28:08,084 -Why is it the man who wrote "Walls"-- -Who inspired "Walls". 645 00:28:08,168 --> 00:28:13,376 Tell me, why isn't he the one in charge of the music in the school Nativity play? 646 00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:15,418 Huh? 647 00:28:15,501 --> 00:28:18,834 -[laughing continues] -[uneasy music playing] 648 00:28:18,918 --> 00:28:20,376 [yawns] 649 00:28:21,668 --> 00:28:24,668 [Justyna] Krystyna, where are they? Where are they? Huh? Where are they? 650 00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:25,668 I'm writing. 651 00:28:26,543 --> 00:28:29,376 Do you think a sheep would say anything to Jesus, though? 652 00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:32,043 [opera music playing faintly] 653 00:28:33,876 --> 00:28:35,793 [speaker screeches] 654 00:28:35,876 --> 00:28:36,793 [whooshes] 655 00:28:36,876 --> 00:28:38,793 [beatboxes] 656 00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:40,084 Listen, maybe I'm… [stammers] 657 00:28:40,168 --> 00:28:41,918 -Go on, Tadek. -No, I'm not ready yet. 658 00:28:42,418 --> 00:28:43,376 Jesus will be… 659 00:28:43,876 --> 00:28:46,793 -He'll be born next year as well. So I-- -You've got this, you've got this. 660 00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:49,918 -Ladies and gentlemen! -[Tadeusz exhales] 661 00:28:50,501 --> 00:28:53,709 Tadeusz would like to present his contribution to the performance. 662 00:28:53,793 --> 00:28:55,626 Uh, and the title of the song is… 663 00:28:55,709 --> 00:28:58,209 -Uh, no, there's… [sighs] …no title. -There's no title. 664 00:28:58,293 --> 00:29:00,834 -Jesus, are they going to sing to us? -I have no idea. 665 00:29:00,918 --> 00:29:03,209 -Hit it, MC Dylan. Let's go. -[Kasia chuckles] 666 00:29:03,293 --> 00:29:09,793 [Eryk beatboxing, vocalizing] 667 00:29:09,876 --> 00:29:11,668 [Justyna sighs deeply] 668 00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:18,501 [in Polish] ♪ Christ was born tonight In a stable out of sight ♪ 669 00:29:18,584 --> 00:29:21,043 ♪ I asked him "Homie, what is this all about"? ♪ 670 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,793 ♪ He said to me "Joy to the world in Bethlehem tonight!" ♪ 671 00:29:23,876 --> 00:29:26,751 ♪ And from then on I had to start Working it out, right? ♪ 672 00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:29,584 ♪ He was born in a stable No crib for a bed ♪ 673 00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:33,501 [in English] Shh! Keep your eyes up there and watch them. 674 00:29:35,126 --> 00:29:38,168 ♪ "Lee-lee-lee-lee-wow Scoundrels rule our state" ♪ 675 00:29:38,251 --> 00:29:40,543 ♪ Politics rules our lives My children dear ♪ 676 00:29:40,626 --> 00:29:43,043 ♪ Log out of your smartphones Let God be with ye ♪ 677 00:29:43,126 --> 00:29:46,084 ♪ Mary was cradling her son Singing to her little one ♪ 678 00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:48,709 ♪ "Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie Dearest child of mine" ♪ 679 00:29:48,793 --> 00:29:51,251 ♪ Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie In your manger you'll be fine ♪ 680 00:29:51,334 --> 00:29:54,251 ♪ Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie Dearest child of mine ♪ 681 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,209 ♪ Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie In your manger you'll be fine ♪ 682 00:29:57,293 --> 00:29:59,126 [Eryk continues beatboxing] 683 00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:00,918 [all cheering] 684 00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:02,334 [Lesław in English] Okay! 685 00:30:02,418 --> 00:30:03,543 -Extra. -[Kasia chuckles] 686 00:30:04,168 --> 00:30:05,209 [Tadeusz exhales] 687 00:30:05,709 --> 00:30:08,126 [exhales] Huh? What did you think? 688 00:30:10,418 --> 00:30:11,501 Um, did you find the paint? 689 00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:12,876 Yeah, I've got it. 690 00:30:12,959 --> 00:30:14,334 -Great. -[Eryk] Um… [clears throat] 691 00:30:14,418 --> 00:30:17,251 I think the spectacle in our play is what's missing. 692 00:30:17,334 --> 00:30:19,709 -I mean, the so-called "fun" isn't there-- -Tadeusz! 693 00:30:19,793 --> 00:30:22,459 Since Krystyna is changing the script, I propose we add this. 694 00:30:22,543 --> 00:30:24,376 To show that the birth of Christ is a… 695 00:30:24,459 --> 00:30:26,376 [inhales] …a fun event, right? 696 00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:27,293 He has a point. 697 00:30:27,376 --> 00:30:29,459 -Yeah. You liked our flow, right? -It was different. 698 00:30:29,543 --> 00:30:32,918 I want to point out another issue. Because Christ is a historical figure. 699 00:30:33,001 --> 00:30:34,876 -Here we go again. -He is! 700 00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,709 -[Kasia] Mm-hmm. -You can't deny it either. 701 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:40,584 You can badmouth Him as much as you want, but you can't deny His existence. 702 00:30:41,376 --> 00:30:43,626 That's why I would add a small fragment from the Bible. 703 00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:45,584 -[Kasia] Jesus! -Precisely. 704 00:30:45,668 --> 00:30:47,543 One reading or maybe a psalm. 705 00:30:47,626 --> 00:30:50,251 Kazimierz, hold on. The timing would be better next year. 706 00:30:50,334 --> 00:30:53,501 Justi! Justi! I want to propose a routine 'cause I want to dance. 707 00:30:53,584 --> 00:30:55,376 -Denied. -[Kasia] How about backup vocals? 708 00:30:55,459 --> 00:30:58,834 We'll add something interesting. You can't let the poor guy rap alone. 709 00:30:58,918 --> 00:31:00,959 Your routine would be obscene. That's enough of this. 710 00:31:01,043 --> 00:31:02,251 So you don't trust her? 711 00:31:02,334 --> 00:31:03,501 She might be right. 712 00:31:03,584 --> 00:31:04,918 [Hamza] I'd make it shorter. 713 00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:07,751 It's clear we won't be able to produce a fully professional show. 714 00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:09,501 [Sandra] ♪ Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie ♪ 715 00:31:09,584 --> 00:31:11,751 I'm not making changes. That's it. 716 00:31:11,834 --> 00:31:14,876 Guys, calm down. We agreed on everything last month. 717 00:31:14,959 --> 00:31:16,959 We all had our clearly set tasks. 718 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:20,043 We had time to change things. So is something different now? 719 00:31:20,126 --> 00:31:21,959 [Lesław sighs] 720 00:31:22,709 --> 00:31:26,126 [inhales] Um, listen, don't worry about me, all right? 721 00:31:26,209 --> 00:31:28,751 -'Cause I can be anything that you want. -There. You see? 722 00:31:28,834 --> 00:31:32,334 As the youngest group member here, uh… 723 00:31:32,876 --> 00:31:36,501 Well, nowadays, kids attention spans are completely shot. They're too short. 724 00:31:36,584 --> 00:31:38,834 And a dry song like that will be cringe, you know? 725 00:31:38,918 --> 00:31:41,418 They'll get bored. We should have a bunch of stuff going on. 726 00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:44,043 Music, explosions… Boom! [imitates bomb] Hmm? 727 00:31:44,126 --> 00:31:46,709 -I propose that we vote. -That's right. We should all vote. 728 00:31:46,793 --> 00:31:49,168 Let's not turn voting into some kind of joke, all right? 729 00:31:49,834 --> 00:31:51,168 I agree to everything. 730 00:31:51,668 --> 00:31:52,876 Let's put the song in. 731 00:31:53,418 --> 00:31:55,501 -Do your dance routine, Kasia. -Yes! 732 00:31:55,584 --> 00:31:58,293 And add that psalm from the Bible. But try to make it smart. 733 00:31:58,376 --> 00:31:59,959 All Bible songs are smart. 734 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:00,876 Okay. 735 00:32:01,834 --> 00:32:03,584 Okay. Okay. 736 00:32:03,668 --> 00:32:06,001 -Fuck! -Language! Oh, sorry. Oh no. 737 00:32:06,584 --> 00:32:07,959 [Justyna] What happened? [exhales] 738 00:32:08,043 --> 00:32:09,584 I'm sorry, I forgot about them. 739 00:32:09,668 --> 00:32:11,084 You mean you planned it. 740 00:32:12,584 --> 00:32:14,709 Uh, Justyna… 741 00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:18,709 Uh, what reason would Eryk have to do something like that intentionally? 742 00:32:18,793 --> 00:32:21,293 No, exactly. Why would he do it on purpose? 743 00:32:21,959 --> 00:32:25,043 Excuse me, I'll be right back. [sniffles] 744 00:32:28,293 --> 00:32:29,709 [Kasia chuckles] 745 00:32:29,793 --> 00:32:30,918 [Krystyna] Justyna! 746 00:32:31,709 --> 00:32:33,709 Why don't we call it a day? 747 00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:37,793 This was supposed to be special. The kids' show and the holiday. 748 00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:42,376 -Back in high school, when you'd get… -[Justyna sobbing] 749 00:32:42,459 --> 00:32:43,543 …wound up, 750 00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:46,709 it ended really badly for you every single time. 751 00:32:48,876 --> 00:32:49,876 Uh… 752 00:32:49,959 --> 00:32:50,876 [Justyna sniffles] 753 00:32:52,084 --> 00:32:55,834 So Justyna's a little uptight, isn't she? [chuckles] 754 00:32:55,918 --> 00:32:57,376 She have a problem or what? 755 00:32:58,751 --> 00:33:00,084 She beat cancer. 756 00:33:01,376 --> 00:33:03,543 She's a wonderful mother and a very strong woman. 757 00:33:03,626 --> 00:33:06,793 On top of that, she was a single mother through the whole thing. 758 00:33:08,793 --> 00:33:11,876 CANCER WITH YOU BLESSING IN DISGUISE 759 00:33:11,959 --> 00:33:14,376 TALKING TO YOUR CHILD ABOUT CANCER I'VE WON. WHAT NOW? 760 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:16,334 IT'S HARD. WILL SHE COPE WITHOUT ME? 761 00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:19,293 Oh. 762 00:33:19,959 --> 00:33:21,584 Cancer's as bad as it gets. 763 00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,001 [dramatic music swells] 764 00:33:25,084 --> 00:33:26,543 [exhales] 765 00:33:29,834 --> 00:33:30,751 [inhales] 766 00:33:33,626 --> 00:33:35,626 [sniffles, groans] 767 00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:40,376 -[dramatic music continues] -[Lesław munching] 768 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:41,459 [Krystyna groans] 769 00:33:42,209 --> 00:33:43,751 [dramatic music building] 770 00:33:53,543 --> 00:33:55,626 [Krystyna] Grabbing a bite, huh? Mmm! 771 00:33:55,709 --> 00:33:58,334 [man] Yo! Look at him, he's such a good boy. 772 00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:00,793 -Tytus, say "Yo." -[Tytus] "Yo." 773 00:34:00,876 --> 00:34:02,418 [man] Yo! 774 00:34:02,501 --> 00:34:05,793 Of course he's a good boy. He's helping me roll a blunt. Aren't you? 775 00:34:05,876 --> 00:34:07,668 -Fuck. -[man] I'm kidding. 776 00:34:07,751 --> 00:34:10,001 It's just a little duct-tape, all right? Chill. 777 00:34:10,084 --> 00:34:11,834 I wouldn't give dope to a kid. It's expensive. 778 00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:14,168 Just make sure you put him to bed on time, okay? 779 00:34:14,251 --> 00:34:15,209 Or whatever. 780 00:34:15,751 --> 00:34:16,584 Later. 781 00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:18,751 [water splashes] 782 00:34:18,834 --> 00:34:19,793 That's it. 783 00:34:20,584 --> 00:34:21,751 Goodnight, ink. 784 00:34:21,834 --> 00:34:23,334 [toilet flushes, chimes] 785 00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:26,126 [toilet whooshes] Thank you, young one. 786 00:34:27,584 --> 00:34:28,709 Yeah, buddy. 787 00:34:28,793 --> 00:34:30,293 [suspenseful music playing] 788 00:34:30,376 --> 00:34:31,209 [door hinge squeaks] 789 00:34:32,334 --> 00:34:34,793 [Eryk] Do you always bring spare dresses for committee meetings? 790 00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:36,709 A girl has to be ready for anything. 791 00:34:42,293 --> 00:34:43,251 Kazik, one sec! 792 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,751 SPORTSLAND 793 00:34:49,376 --> 00:34:50,251 You first. 794 00:34:50,334 --> 00:34:52,126 [suspenseful music continues] 795 00:34:58,168 --> 00:35:00,209 [dramatic music swell] 796 00:35:00,793 --> 00:35:02,418 [Eryk] Uh, Kazik, look… 797 00:35:04,543 --> 00:35:05,543 [Eryk exhales] 798 00:35:06,418 --> 00:35:09,793 I made a mistake with the toilet thing. And I want to apologize. 799 00:35:10,793 --> 00:35:13,251 You can call it group think, or… [chuckles] 800 00:35:13,334 --> 00:35:16,293 Or, um… Or mob mentality. But either way-- 801 00:35:16,376 --> 00:35:18,209 -[Kazimierz] Don't worry about it. -[Eryk] Yeah? 802 00:35:18,293 --> 00:35:21,876 -[Kazimierz grunts] -Fuck, man, don't! [breathing shakily] 803 00:35:21,959 --> 00:35:24,668 -[Eryk exhales] -[Kazimierz chuckles] 804 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:27,084 I just had to. 805 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:29,793 -I'm sorry. My bad. [chuckles] -[Eryk chuckles nervously] 806 00:35:29,876 --> 00:35:32,709 I had to see your expression. [chuckles] 807 00:35:32,793 --> 00:35:34,834 Anyway, don't mention it. I forgive you. 808 00:35:35,376 --> 00:35:37,251 Well, that's great. [chuckles] 809 00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:39,459 It was worth it just to see your face. 810 00:35:40,751 --> 00:35:42,334 By the way, I have a permit. 811 00:35:42,418 --> 00:35:43,501 I'm jealous. 812 00:35:43,584 --> 00:35:45,709 I can help you get one if you want. 813 00:35:48,376 --> 00:35:49,209 [box rustles] 814 00:35:49,293 --> 00:35:51,501 So look, uh… [exhales] 815 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:53,459 You know my kid, Tytus, right? 816 00:35:54,293 --> 00:35:55,126 Uh-huh. 817 00:35:55,626 --> 00:35:57,376 He really means to be nice. 818 00:35:58,126 --> 00:36:01,168 He's really cool. But still, he has his problems. 819 00:36:01,251 --> 00:36:02,959 Then again, what kid doesn't? 820 00:36:04,751 --> 00:36:05,584 So… 821 00:36:06,293 --> 00:36:09,709 Everyone deserves a second chance, especially when it's a child. 822 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,459 Like Mary Magdalene was given one. 823 00:36:11,543 --> 00:36:13,209 -[snaps fingers] Huh? -Yeah. 824 00:36:13,293 --> 00:36:15,251 Exactly. Same thing with Barabbas… 825 00:36:15,334 --> 00:36:17,376 [inhales] …Pontius Pilate, and so on. 826 00:36:18,084 --> 00:36:18,918 Yeah. 827 00:36:19,709 --> 00:36:21,751 [Kasia moaning] 828 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:22,834 [Eryk] Oh shit. 829 00:36:22,918 --> 00:36:24,501 -[Kasia] No, please come in. -[Lesław] Now? 830 00:36:24,584 --> 00:36:27,334 Come on. We can all be adults here, can't we? 831 00:36:27,959 --> 00:36:29,418 [Lesław] Yeah, sure we can. 832 00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:31,709 -I wanted to talk about something. -[Kasia] Huh? 833 00:36:31,793 --> 00:36:35,168 Uh, one time Tytus walked in on me and his mother. 834 00:36:35,251 --> 00:36:36,334 [cabinet squeaks] 835 00:36:36,834 --> 00:36:39,334 Tytus. You know what's wrong with him. 836 00:36:39,418 --> 00:36:41,334 We all know who he is and how he behaves. 837 00:36:41,418 --> 00:36:43,501 Sure, he's a troublesome kid, but it's not… 838 00:36:43,584 --> 00:36:45,168 It's something to worry about. 839 00:36:45,251 --> 00:36:48,209 And worrying is not something we should put on our children. 840 00:36:48,709 --> 00:36:50,293 Why is this place so colorful? 841 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:51,959 [Eryk] Because life is not colorful. 842 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,834 Sometimes we encounter problems. Sometimes it's shitty. 843 00:36:55,376 --> 00:36:58,084 So what? Do I give up and say, "Yo, Tytus, you're broken goods"? 844 00:36:58,168 --> 00:36:59,876 "It's over for you, man. Sorry." 845 00:36:59,959 --> 00:37:01,126 You know, cancer has taught me 846 00:37:01,209 --> 00:37:04,084 that sometimes it's about picking the lesser of two evils. 847 00:37:04,584 --> 00:37:06,501 And unfortunately, this is evil. 848 00:37:07,876 --> 00:37:10,543 You know what some parents will even try to say? 849 00:37:10,626 --> 00:37:12,501 And, well, to me, it feels a bit… 850 00:37:12,584 --> 00:37:14,043 It's just completely thoughtless. 851 00:37:14,126 --> 00:37:16,501 They say some things are simply evil, like gays or feminists. 852 00:37:16,584 --> 00:37:17,918 Or premarital sex, you know? 853 00:37:18,001 --> 00:37:19,751 -Totally, yeah. -[whispers pensively] Sex… 854 00:37:19,834 --> 00:37:21,751 Or that innocent kids could be evil. 855 00:37:21,834 --> 00:37:23,793 -[dramatic sting] -It's about doing what's right. 856 00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:26,543 It's about us doing what's right. Every time. 857 00:37:26,626 --> 00:37:27,918 Always. For our kids. 858 00:37:28,001 --> 00:37:29,543 -Always. -Always. 859 00:37:29,626 --> 00:37:30,959 For our kids. 860 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:32,918 Always. 861 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,751 [Kazimierz exhales] 862 00:37:35,376 --> 00:37:36,334 [dramatic sting] 863 00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:37,959 [Krystyna] Done! 864 00:37:38,626 --> 00:37:39,918 [printer whirring] 865 00:37:40,001 --> 00:37:41,251 [printer beeping] 866 00:37:41,334 --> 00:37:42,876 OUT OF INK 867 00:37:42,959 --> 00:37:44,126 There's no ink. 868 00:37:44,209 --> 00:37:46,168 There's no ink? Does that mean there's no script? 869 00:37:47,126 --> 00:37:48,876 Use the other printer, okay? 870 00:37:48,959 --> 00:37:49,876 [Krystyna] Ah! Oh yeah. 871 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:52,168 Oh, we have two printers? [chuckles] 872 00:37:52,251 --> 00:37:54,626 Three, but it's an expensive kindergarten. 873 00:37:55,334 --> 00:37:58,209 Sorry, I forgot that Dorota doesn't pay for anything. 874 00:37:58,293 --> 00:38:00,084 But, look, forget I said that. 875 00:38:00,959 --> 00:38:02,959 Can we start rehearsing, everybody? 876 00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:06,876 [whimsical music playing] 877 00:38:17,293 --> 00:38:22,251 [Krystyna] Once upon a time, my dear children, both young and old, 878 00:38:22,751 --> 00:38:24,834 Jesus was lying in a stable. 879 00:38:24,918 --> 00:38:27,584 It was long before he had a beard. 880 00:38:27,668 --> 00:38:28,584 [Justyna clears throat] 881 00:38:28,668 --> 00:38:30,501 [whispers] Psst, psst. Your beard's crooked. 882 00:38:30,584 --> 00:38:31,751 Your beard's wrong. 883 00:38:32,251 --> 00:38:35,126 When children lived in peace, everybody had a mom. 884 00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:36,834 And he had his own. 885 00:38:36,918 --> 00:38:40,168 This was before he was put on that cross… [clears throat] …and died. 886 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:42,459 Women like beards. They make you look mature. 887 00:38:42,543 --> 00:38:44,334 -Let it go already, Justyna. -You wish. 888 00:38:44,418 --> 00:38:45,876 You want to know what I wish? 889 00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:47,251 [Krystyna continues indistinctly] 890 00:38:47,334 --> 00:38:49,501 To see the look on your face when you lose. 891 00:38:50,126 --> 00:38:54,126 Our Joseph and Mary had made their way all the way over to Bethlehem. 892 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,751 [Krystyna whispers] Joseph and Mary! 893 00:38:58,543 --> 00:38:59,584 [Justyna] Coming. 894 00:39:01,459 --> 00:39:03,876 [Middle Eastern music playing] 895 00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:04,834 [Justyna exhales] 896 00:39:06,001 --> 00:39:07,709 Oh, Jesus, little one. 897 00:39:07,793 --> 00:39:10,293 It's challenging to be raising you as a single mother. 898 00:39:10,376 --> 00:39:11,918 I mean, on your own. 899 00:39:12,709 --> 00:39:13,751 On your own. 900 00:39:14,543 --> 00:39:16,043 Oh, Joseph, you're here. 901 00:39:16,751 --> 00:39:18,334 -[Eryk] I am. -[Kasia yawns] 902 00:39:18,918 --> 00:39:20,584 But I've got a stomach ache. 903 00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:24,001 Are the Wise Men bringing the myrrh? 904 00:39:24,084 --> 00:39:27,043 -[Justyna] Myrrh is not edible, Joseph. -[Eryk] Dear, Mary… 905 00:39:27,876 --> 00:39:28,709 Yeah? 906 00:39:29,626 --> 00:39:31,709 Why did we decide to have this kid? 907 00:39:32,209 --> 00:39:33,543 He's not really yours. 908 00:39:33,626 --> 00:39:35,251 You're a stepfather to him. 909 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,709 That's right, Joseph. God is his real parent. 910 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,418 Don't you cry, little baby. Your father is here. 911 00:39:41,501 --> 00:39:43,751 -Your father, who is God. -[Justyna] Oh, poor me. 912 00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:45,001 I'm frightened. 913 00:39:45,709 --> 00:39:46,876 Can somebody help me? 914 00:39:46,959 --> 00:39:49,084 This Joseph, he knows only how to make tables. 915 00:39:49,168 --> 00:39:51,501 -When will he put food on one? -How about we eat the sheep? 916 00:39:51,584 --> 00:39:53,543 -[imitates sheep] -Stop improvising. You don't have lines. 917 00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:55,626 I'm aware. In three pages, I'll say my stomach hurts. 918 00:39:55,709 --> 00:39:57,626 -This took you a fucking hour? -Language! 919 00:39:57,709 --> 00:40:01,709 Mary, look, every mother, even if married, is completely alone. 920 00:40:01,793 --> 00:40:04,043 -And not every boy will become Jesus. -[Eryk] Oh great. 921 00:40:04,126 --> 00:40:06,334 -[Krystyna] Aw, come on, Taduesz. -[Tadeusz] I'm sorry. 922 00:40:06,418 --> 00:40:07,668 Tadeusz, do you see the problem? 923 00:40:07,751 --> 00:40:10,584 Bethlehem didn't get any snow back then. Or ever. 924 00:40:10,668 --> 00:40:12,668 [Eryk] Yeah, I'm not doing this. [blows] 925 00:40:13,418 --> 00:40:16,793 Even if Joseph isn't the real father, the man still should be able to speak. 926 00:40:16,876 --> 00:40:19,626 -And why's that? -Because he's still raising him! 927 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,918 And if the Holy Spirit is the father… 928 00:40:22,793 --> 00:40:26,459 Or look, even if, uh, it was just fucking Casper, 929 00:40:27,334 --> 00:40:30,584 Joseph stepped in and he raised him as his own. 930 00:40:32,334 --> 00:40:35,751 Aw. Well, that would explain why the kid's being a douchebag. 931 00:40:36,543 --> 00:40:39,126 -What did you say? -[Kazimierz] Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 932 00:40:39,209 --> 00:40:41,793 -I don't support this blasphemy. -Come on, say it. 933 00:40:41,876 --> 00:40:44,084 Oh, look, look, look, look! See? That's what I meant! 934 00:40:44,168 --> 00:40:45,834 You're right. It's clear you were right. 935 00:40:45,918 --> 00:40:47,376 Eryk, look, just admit it. 936 00:40:47,959 --> 00:40:51,251 You two have been acting strange since the second that you got here. 937 00:40:51,334 --> 00:40:53,168 -So you know already? -[Kasia and Lesław] Yeah. 938 00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:55,584 -Poor Tytus is stuck in the middle. -[Eryk] Right, exactly. 939 00:40:55,668 --> 00:40:56,918 -Poor kid. -[Eryk] So… 940 00:40:57,793 --> 00:40:59,334 Look, I think it's best if we just vote. 941 00:40:59,418 --> 00:41:00,626 [Kasia] If we vote? 942 00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:02,418 No, sorry. 943 00:41:03,293 --> 00:41:05,668 -You two look good together. -[Justyna] What? 944 00:41:05,751 --> 00:41:07,418 Look, come on. 945 00:41:08,459 --> 00:41:09,876 You guys are shagging. 946 00:41:11,418 --> 00:41:13,001 [Justyna] You… you mean him and I? 947 00:41:13,084 --> 00:41:14,084 [Kasia] Of course. 948 00:41:14,168 --> 00:41:17,168 [Eryk chuckles] 949 00:41:18,459 --> 00:41:19,501 No, sorry to let you down. 950 00:41:19,584 --> 00:41:22,959 Justyna, why don't you tell them what's going on? Hmm? 951 00:41:23,043 --> 00:41:24,126 [Krystyna inhales shakily] 952 00:41:24,209 --> 00:41:25,793 -[Justyna] What do you mean? -[Eryk] Look. 953 00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:29,001 -Sorry. Hamza, can you kill the music? -[music halts] 954 00:41:30,501 --> 00:41:31,376 [Eryk sighs] 955 00:41:32,251 --> 00:41:33,334 [exhales] So look… 956 00:41:34,084 --> 00:41:35,709 My friends… [chuckles nervously] 957 00:41:36,293 --> 00:41:38,501 Justyna wants to get Tytus expelled. 958 00:41:39,793 --> 00:41:41,334 Hmm? Just like that. 959 00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:44,584 She wants him kicked out of your community where you say every kid is important. 960 00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:47,126 But I guess that only applies to the rich ones. 961 00:41:47,209 --> 00:41:48,043 Hmm? 962 00:41:48,918 --> 00:41:50,751 Because that's the reason, isn't it? 963 00:41:51,334 --> 00:41:52,293 Want to tell us? 964 00:41:52,793 --> 00:41:54,751 'Cause everyone is listening. The floor is yours. 965 00:41:54,834 --> 00:41:56,501 -[Justyna] Look-- -Enough. Can we just vote? 966 00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:59,084 -Krystyna, can you get the slips? -[Krystyna] Um, it's just that… 967 00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:01,168 No, we should do an open vote. 968 00:42:01,251 --> 00:42:02,418 [Eryk] Oh! What a great idea! 969 00:42:02,501 --> 00:42:04,709 That way we can see who you all really are. 970 00:42:10,209 --> 00:42:11,209 [Justyna inhales] 971 00:42:11,293 --> 00:42:13,584 As the Committee Head of the kindergarten, 972 00:42:13,668 --> 00:42:16,501 I now put to vote the issue of Tytus Kwiatkowski. 973 00:42:17,084 --> 00:42:19,709 Those in favor of his early winter absence-- 974 00:42:19,793 --> 00:42:21,501 "Absence"? Tell it like it is. 975 00:42:22,001 --> 00:42:23,959 You're kicking a kid out of a fucking kindergarten. 976 00:42:28,501 --> 00:42:30,209 Please just raise your hands. 977 00:42:31,793 --> 00:42:32,668 [Kasia clears throat] 978 00:42:39,334 --> 00:42:41,584 -[Lesław] Put your hand up. -[Kasia] Okay. [sighs] 979 00:42:44,543 --> 00:42:46,793 [Tadeusz] Um, no. [chuckles nervously] 980 00:42:46,876 --> 00:42:49,126 -Excuse me, I'd like to say something. -Who votes "yes"? 981 00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:52,918 [clears throat] Okay. 982 00:42:55,918 --> 00:42:56,959 [Justyna] Anyone vote "no"? 983 00:42:57,751 --> 00:42:58,918 [Justyna scoffs] 984 00:43:02,418 --> 00:43:04,959 -[Tadeusz] Let me try to explain. -No, you know what? Just save it. 985 00:43:05,043 --> 00:43:07,251 Eryk, this isn't personal, all right? 986 00:43:08,209 --> 00:43:10,626 It's not against you or even poor Tytus. 987 00:43:12,084 --> 00:43:14,543 [sighs] The boy just has problems, Eryk. 988 00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:16,001 No, wait a minute. 989 00:43:16,543 --> 00:43:17,418 [chuckles] 990 00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:19,459 This is ridiculous. Come on. 991 00:43:19,543 --> 00:43:21,709 Maybe you can tell them 'cause I… 992 00:43:22,793 --> 00:43:25,209 Look, all right? Let's please stay calm. 993 00:43:25,293 --> 00:43:27,459 This isn't a decision we should make without discussing-- 994 00:43:27,543 --> 00:43:30,501 Miss, with all due respect, this is a matter for the parents. 995 00:43:30,584 --> 00:43:32,626 It's about how we're doing. 996 00:43:32,709 --> 00:43:33,793 And you're not a parent. 997 00:43:36,334 --> 00:43:37,334 [Baśka] Nevertheless, 998 00:43:37,418 --> 00:43:40,168 I believe that what I've experienced with the kids in the classroom-- 999 00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:41,959 Okay, then. Please share with us. 1000 00:43:43,459 --> 00:43:45,793 Tell us whether he knows the alphabet or how to count. 1001 00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:48,501 -You are pushing your limit, Justyna. -Oh yeah? 1002 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:50,834 [Baśka] I've been handling Tytus' case for two months. 1003 00:43:50,918 --> 00:43:52,834 Tytus is starting to show some-- 1004 00:43:52,918 --> 00:43:55,001 Slowly, though. It's been slow. 1005 00:43:57,793 --> 00:43:58,668 [Baśka sighs] 1006 00:44:01,918 --> 00:44:03,001 That's not enough. 1007 00:44:05,959 --> 00:44:07,043 [Baśka] Excuse me. 1008 00:44:08,001 --> 00:44:10,584 [uneasy music playing] 1009 00:44:12,293 --> 00:44:13,626 [Kazimierz] Tytus. 1010 00:44:13,709 --> 00:44:16,001 He's been really mean towards my twins. 1011 00:44:16,084 --> 00:44:18,418 He keeps using the others' name on purpose. 1012 00:44:18,501 --> 00:44:20,668 With my Róża, he was forced to… 1013 00:44:21,376 --> 00:44:22,543 role-play being naked. 1014 00:44:23,126 --> 00:44:27,293 I understand the social grant and what not, but I, um… 1015 00:44:27,376 --> 00:44:29,876 -It's not about him being poor. -But he should listen. 1016 00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:32,418 -It's fucking too much. -He calls Elifa names. 1017 00:44:32,501 --> 00:44:35,293 -What's he call her? An idiot? -No, "pussy." 1018 00:44:35,376 --> 00:44:37,459 [Krystyna] I counted all the swear words. 1019 00:44:37,959 --> 00:44:43,251 Twenty-three F-words, 13 A-words, 14 WH, and 11 C-words, the worse kind. 1020 00:44:43,334 --> 00:44:46,126 My son Daniel, who has Down syndrome, as I mentioned… 1021 00:44:46,209 --> 00:44:48,251 Surprisingly, Tytus didn't call him names. 1022 00:44:48,334 --> 00:44:51,084 Instead, he drew a penis on his forehead. 1023 00:44:51,168 --> 00:44:52,459 He even made fun of me. 1024 00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:53,959 Called me, "Turdeusz." 1025 00:44:54,626 --> 00:44:56,543 And he gives meat to my vegetarians. 1026 00:44:56,626 --> 00:44:58,959 Before nap time, he gets songs stuck in other kids' heads. 1027 00:44:59,043 --> 00:45:00,751 He ate a block of butter like it was candy. 1028 00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:02,209 And he bites their heels! 1029 00:45:02,293 --> 00:45:04,501 He pretended to be Batman so he could beat up other kids. 1030 00:45:04,584 --> 00:45:05,876 And he slanders Poland. 1031 00:45:05,959 --> 00:45:07,376 [Lesław] Yeah, that too. 1032 00:45:08,751 --> 00:45:09,751 [Tadeusz] Yeah. 1033 00:45:09,834 --> 00:45:13,418 -Okay, so he did some bad things. -Yeah. 1034 00:45:13,501 --> 00:45:16,709 And other kids are the same. I mean, not all of them are cute and innocent. 1035 00:45:16,793 --> 00:45:21,168 If you'd have judged me when I was a kid, you'd have fucking kicked me out. [laughs] 1036 00:45:22,001 --> 00:45:24,126 -I mean, he's five. -Six, actually. 1037 00:45:26,001 --> 00:45:27,293 [Eryk sighs] 1038 00:45:28,918 --> 00:45:29,918 You know… [blows] 1039 00:45:30,709 --> 00:45:32,126 …my Kinga's arms are scarred. 1040 00:45:33,459 --> 00:45:36,793 [sniffles] Can you imagine the looks the doctors give me? 1041 00:45:37,876 --> 00:45:39,043 [exhales, sniffles] 1042 00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:41,543 It was Tytus who locked her up. 1043 00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:47,918 She was in there for a couple hours. It was during aerobics. 1044 00:45:48,001 --> 00:45:50,668 The kids were dancing to loud music. They couldn't… 1045 00:45:51,668 --> 00:45:52,668 [exhales] 1046 00:45:55,751 --> 00:45:56,834 No one heard her scream. 1047 00:45:58,418 --> 00:45:59,501 [Justyna chuckles shakily] 1048 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:01,793 It wasn't… 1049 00:46:02,918 --> 00:46:05,168 until Krystyna picked up Pawełek that… 1050 00:46:06,543 --> 00:46:08,084 she was found and let out. 1051 00:46:12,543 --> 00:46:14,959 That whole box was covered in her blood. 1052 00:46:16,626 --> 00:46:18,126 [tender music playing] 1053 00:46:21,501 --> 00:46:25,043 -[Eryk breathing heavily] -[dramatic music playing] 1054 00:46:25,126 --> 00:46:26,751 [Justyna] Maybe tomorrow, during the play, 1055 00:46:26,834 --> 00:46:29,626 we can honor Tytus and have him play the angel? 1056 00:46:29,709 --> 00:46:31,876 -I'll add it to the script. -Yeah? [clears throat] 1057 00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:33,626 So that he has… 1058 00:46:35,168 --> 00:46:36,876 nice memories at the end. 1059 00:46:37,543 --> 00:46:39,126 After that, he leaves. 1060 00:46:40,251 --> 00:46:42,168 -[crackles] -Fucking hell! 1061 00:46:46,126 --> 00:46:47,584 [Eryk inhales sharply] 1062 00:46:47,668 --> 00:46:48,501 [exhales] 1063 00:46:49,001 --> 00:46:51,043 [breathing shakily] 1064 00:46:51,126 --> 00:46:53,209 [uneasy music playing] 1065 00:46:53,293 --> 00:46:54,126 Fuck it! 1066 00:46:55,168 --> 00:46:58,126 [eerie creaking] 1067 00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:00,918 [music building] 1068 00:47:01,001 --> 00:47:05,668 [mobile ringing] 1069 00:47:05,751 --> 00:47:07,084 Fuck! 1070 00:47:10,168 --> 00:47:11,334 I have to tell you something. 1071 00:47:11,418 --> 00:47:13,793 [Dorota] No, wait. Wait, before I lose my train of thought. 1072 00:47:13,876 --> 00:47:15,168 [Dorota breathes deeply] 1073 00:47:15,251 --> 00:47:17,709 I'm sorry for attacking you before. 1074 00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:20,334 It's not your fault. He's… he's not your son. 1075 00:47:20,418 --> 00:47:23,584 You didn't sign up for that. He… he's difficult. I know that. 1076 00:47:23,668 --> 00:47:24,876 And… and you-- 1077 00:47:24,959 --> 00:47:25,834 Dorota… 1078 00:47:25,918 --> 00:47:28,959 You're not a responsible person, but I know that. 1079 00:47:29,043 --> 00:47:30,751 That's just not your style. 1080 00:47:30,834 --> 00:47:31,668 And… 1081 00:47:31,751 --> 00:47:33,751 [continues faintly] I love you for that, and… 1082 00:47:35,168 --> 00:47:36,293 Look, I don't know. 1083 00:47:36,876 --> 00:47:39,293 I'll be home in an hour and a half, then we can talk about it. 1084 00:47:39,376 --> 00:47:40,418 Will you be up? 1085 00:47:40,501 --> 00:47:41,876 Yeah, I'll try to be. 1086 00:47:41,959 --> 00:47:44,959 But you wanted to tell me something. Is it about Tytus? Is he asleep? 1087 00:47:46,501 --> 00:47:49,543 You know what? It's nothing. It can wait until later. 1088 00:47:49,626 --> 00:47:51,209 Okay. Kisses. See you soon. 1089 00:47:51,293 --> 00:47:52,543 -Yeah, bye. -Bye. 1090 00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,543 [sighs] 1091 00:48:02,209 --> 00:48:04,126 [dramatic piano music playing] 1092 00:48:07,043 --> 00:48:07,959 [light flickers] 1093 00:48:08,043 --> 00:48:09,459 [door opens] 1094 00:48:10,584 --> 00:48:11,709 -[door shuts] -Little douchebag. 1095 00:48:15,209 --> 00:48:16,043 [sighs] 1096 00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:18,459 I thought he only treated me like that. 1097 00:48:20,168 --> 00:48:24,043 I thought it was a rite of passage 'cause I'm dating his mom. 1098 00:48:24,959 --> 00:48:27,876 I mean, of course, a kid's gonna hate his mom's boyfriend. 1099 00:48:28,501 --> 00:48:30,918 And I… I don't know, maybe it's stupid. 1100 00:48:31,001 --> 00:48:32,709 It's gonna sound stupid. 1101 00:48:32,793 --> 00:48:34,584 I wish he locked me in that box instead. 1102 00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:40,209 He won't even say "Screw you" to me. 1103 00:48:40,293 --> 00:48:43,293 You don't want to speak? So you hate me? Sure, okay. 1104 00:48:43,376 --> 00:48:44,876 But we live together, and.. 1105 00:48:45,709 --> 00:48:47,751 So show a little maturity, huh? 1106 00:48:48,668 --> 00:48:51,584 You won't have to go to kindergarten or even look at me at all. 1107 00:48:52,084 --> 00:48:53,293 You win, Tytus. 1108 00:48:54,168 --> 00:48:55,043 You win. 1109 00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:58,459 [exhales] So? 1110 00:49:07,043 --> 00:49:08,751 Jesus. Why are you showing me this? 1111 00:49:08,834 --> 00:49:10,793 I get it. They're a little unnerving. 1112 00:49:10,876 --> 00:49:13,334 -You could say that. -But in a way, they're endearing. 1113 00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:14,626 Think this is funny? 1114 00:49:15,709 --> 00:49:18,709 'Cause then it makes sense why the kids become so fucked up in here if you do. 1115 00:49:18,793 --> 00:49:20,293 Jesus! I wasn't referring to the penis. 1116 00:49:20,376 --> 00:49:23,293 Look, some kids at this age draw things like that. 1117 00:49:24,584 --> 00:49:25,418 Keep looking. 1118 00:49:32,126 --> 00:49:33,376 [blows raspberry] 1119 00:49:38,626 --> 00:49:41,084 [tender music playing] 1120 00:49:46,959 --> 00:49:49,834 ER 1121 00:49:51,543 --> 00:49:52,376 ER 1122 00:50:15,126 --> 00:50:17,126 [chuckles] 1123 00:50:19,501 --> 00:50:20,709 Sorry, I'm just tired. 1124 00:50:20,793 --> 00:50:23,126 -[Baśka] I understand. -It's a… [exhales] 1125 00:50:23,209 --> 00:50:24,709 -Oh fuck. -It's all right. 1126 00:50:25,209 --> 00:50:26,543 It's not that. I just… 1127 00:50:27,626 --> 00:50:28,584 [sniffles] 1128 00:50:28,668 --> 00:50:30,334 I guess it's a physiological reaction. 1129 00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:32,418 -But I mean, I don't know. -Hmm. 1130 00:50:35,543 --> 00:50:37,126 [sniffles, inhales] 1131 00:50:37,209 --> 00:50:38,043 Oh wow! 1132 00:50:39,001 --> 00:50:40,001 [inhales] 1133 00:50:42,543 --> 00:50:43,418 Uh, so… 1134 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,043 [Eryk chuckles softly] 1135 00:50:47,126 --> 00:50:49,251 I suppose we have to do something, right? 1136 00:50:49,334 --> 00:50:50,459 [Baśka] Mm-hmm. 1137 00:50:52,001 --> 00:50:54,209 [Eryk breathes deeply] 1138 00:50:54,293 --> 00:50:56,876 [uplifting music playing] 1139 00:51:04,209 --> 00:51:06,834 -I truly wish you peace, Hamza. -[Lesław] Aw! 1140 00:51:08,001 --> 00:51:09,626 -[Kasia] Mmm. -My wish for the two of us, 1141 00:51:09,709 --> 00:51:12,043 is a wonderful family Christmas together. 1142 00:51:13,001 --> 00:51:14,501 Yeah, what you said. 1143 00:51:15,168 --> 00:51:18,251 Hey Hamza, isn't it strange if you share a Christmas wafer with us? 1144 00:51:18,334 --> 00:51:21,459 -Not a bit. It's a tradition, isn't it? -[indistinct chatter] 1145 00:51:23,251 --> 00:51:24,418 -[Krystyna] Aw! -[Kasia] Mmm! 1146 00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:27,043 -[Sandra slurps] -Me too? Hmm? 1147 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:28,293 [Kasia] Mmm. 1148 00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:29,501 [Justyna] Krystyna! 1149 00:51:30,168 --> 00:51:31,709 So? To our victory? 1150 00:51:32,584 --> 00:51:34,376 -You mean that's your wish? -Yeah. 1151 00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:36,168 -Justyna! -Yeah, well… 1152 00:51:36,251 --> 00:51:37,584 Come on, Justyna. 1153 00:51:38,126 --> 00:51:41,084 I mean, we should all wish each other happiness. 1154 00:51:41,626 --> 00:51:42,751 He's just a kid. 1155 00:51:42,834 --> 00:51:45,043 [indistinct chatter] 1156 00:51:45,126 --> 00:51:48,168 [whispers] I'm kidding. It was a joke. A joke. 1157 00:51:48,709 --> 00:51:49,543 Justyna… 1158 00:51:50,209 --> 00:51:53,209 -[Justyna chuckles] -I won't, uh, wish you anything. 1159 00:51:53,751 --> 00:51:54,793 'Cause you have it all. 1160 00:51:54,876 --> 00:51:56,251 -[Justyna] Tadeusz? -[Tadeusz] Yeah? 1161 00:51:56,334 --> 00:51:57,584 -[Justyna] I wish you good health. -[Tadeusz] Thanks. 1162 00:51:57,668 --> 00:52:00,459 You know what? Excuse me for a second. But, hey, look. 1163 00:52:00,959 --> 00:52:02,418 Have a drink tonight, hmm? 1164 00:52:03,376 --> 00:52:04,251 A big one. 1165 00:52:04,751 --> 00:52:06,834 [Kasia] The more wishes the better, right? 1166 00:52:06,918 --> 00:52:07,751 [indistinct chatter] 1167 00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:09,209 [Tadeusz sighs, clears throat] 1168 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:12,751 I didn't want to sound prejudiced and assume that you have weed… 1169 00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:15,418 [chuckles] …but damn, I was hoping you did. 1170 00:52:15,501 --> 00:52:16,626 -[Eryk] Hmm. -[Tadeusz] Mmm. 1171 00:52:16,709 --> 00:52:18,584 [Tadeusz inhales, exhales] 1172 00:52:18,668 --> 00:52:20,001 Why are you being so nice to me? 1173 00:52:20,084 --> 00:52:23,418 [coughs] 'Cause you're a sound… sound… 1174 00:52:23,501 --> 00:52:25,209 -[Eryk] Hmm? -[Tadeusz coughs] 1175 00:52:25,293 --> 00:52:26,584 My kindred spirit of music. 1176 00:52:27,293 --> 00:52:30,668 My life revolves around work, my kid, and young wife. 1177 00:52:30,751 --> 00:52:33,376 She doesn't know anything about… music. 1178 00:52:34,293 --> 00:52:35,543 Or anything else, really. 1179 00:52:35,626 --> 00:52:37,168 [inhales] It's… 1180 00:52:37,251 --> 00:52:39,334 [sighs] …a fucking mess. [clears throat] 1181 00:52:42,084 --> 00:52:43,001 [Eryk exhales] 1182 00:52:43,084 --> 00:52:44,334 Sound engineer. 1183 00:52:44,834 --> 00:52:45,668 Right. 1184 00:52:46,209 --> 00:52:47,793 Awesome. That's great. 1185 00:52:47,876 --> 00:52:49,626 [coughs] I really envy you. 1186 00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:51,251 So what exactly is your job? 1187 00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:52,584 There's this pole I hold. 1188 00:52:52,668 --> 00:52:54,376 -[Tadeusz] Mmm. -It's got a mic at the end. 1189 00:52:54,459 --> 00:52:58,126 And when they're filming a sitcom, I say, "I got it!" or "I didn't get it." 1190 00:52:59,043 --> 00:53:03,126 But that's another thing I'm shit at. So I've been losing work. [chuckles] 1191 00:53:03,209 --> 00:53:04,751 That's me for you. [inhales] 1192 00:53:04,834 --> 00:53:07,418 That's your kindred spirit. [inhales] 1193 00:53:07,501 --> 00:53:08,584 [Tadeusz] Hmm. 1194 00:53:09,584 --> 00:53:13,668 Apart from Róża, I have one other son. He's your age now. 1195 00:53:13,751 --> 00:53:15,084 Or maybe a bit older. 1196 00:53:15,168 --> 00:53:17,376 He was born on December 23. 1197 00:53:17,459 --> 00:53:19,751 Back then, men couldn't go into the maternity ward. 1198 00:53:19,834 --> 00:53:21,793 So I was… [breathes deeply] 1199 00:53:21,876 --> 00:53:22,709 …at home. 1200 00:53:22,793 --> 00:53:23,668 Alone. 1201 00:53:24,168 --> 00:53:26,918 I was so tense, so I had to do something. 1202 00:53:28,793 --> 00:53:29,626 [Tadeusz sniffles] 1203 00:53:29,709 --> 00:53:32,834 So I wrote him a lullaby. [clears throat] 1204 00:53:34,251 --> 00:53:38,959 [in Polish] ♪ Soon you'll be a big boy Just a few more years ♪ 1205 00:53:39,043 --> 00:53:44,293 ♪ Nothing will disturb your peace You'll be strong, you'll have no fears ♪ 1206 00:53:44,376 --> 00:53:49,168 ♪ Because your father is here Because your father is here ♪ 1207 00:53:49,251 --> 00:53:52,918 ♪ Because your father, your old man Looks after you and cares ♪ 1208 00:53:53,418 --> 00:53:57,793 ♪ You're ten, fifteen You're twenty years old ♪ 1209 00:53:58,418 --> 00:54:03,043 ♪ But you still haven't had Enough of this world ♪ 1210 00:54:03,626 --> 00:54:08,293 ♪ Because your father is here Because your father is here ♪ 1211 00:54:08,376 --> 00:54:09,709 ♪ Because your father… ♪ 1212 00:54:09,793 --> 00:54:12,709 [in English] When I'd visit his mom, we'd sing it together. 1213 00:54:15,168 --> 00:54:19,293 But now he doesn't really want me in his life. [sighs] 1214 00:54:19,793 --> 00:54:22,043 I don't know, maybe I'm irritating? [chuckles] 1215 00:54:22,918 --> 00:54:26,334 That's why I wanted to have Róża, to do it right this time. 1216 00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:28,959 And to not… [sniffles] 1217 00:54:29,543 --> 00:54:30,501 …fuck it up. 1218 00:54:33,001 --> 00:54:34,709 You didn't mess up with your son. 1219 00:54:34,793 --> 00:54:36,834 [Tadeusz sighs deeply] 1220 00:54:38,001 --> 00:54:39,418 At least you were there. 1221 00:54:41,334 --> 00:54:44,043 [Tadeusz in Polish] ♪ Because your father Your old man is here… ♪ 1222 00:54:44,126 --> 00:54:45,709 -[Eryk coughs] -[Tadeusz chuckles] 1223 00:54:45,793 --> 00:54:47,751 ♪ Because your father is here… ♪ 1224 00:54:48,209 --> 00:54:49,918 [in English] Yeah, let's do it. 1225 00:54:50,001 --> 00:54:52,376 [Tadeusz in Polish] ♪ Because your father's there for you 1226 00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:54,084 [in English] That's super! 1227 00:54:54,168 --> 00:54:55,334 [Eryk] Amen, my friend! 1228 00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:58,793 Hey, I hope that I don't sound rude, but may I have a puff? 1229 00:54:58,876 --> 00:54:59,709 [Tadeusz coughs] 1230 00:54:59,793 --> 00:55:01,584 -[Kasia] Me too? -[Eryk] I've got plenty. 1231 00:55:01,668 --> 00:55:03,501 [chuckles] Obviously, you would, though. 1232 00:55:04,084 --> 00:55:05,334 Is everything okay? 1233 00:55:06,001 --> 00:55:07,126 Yeah, I guess. 1234 00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:10,418 -I've seen better days. -I've never had one in my mouth ever. 1235 00:55:10,918 --> 00:55:13,251 In your mouth, huh? Come on, take it. 1236 00:55:13,334 --> 00:55:16,001 -[Lesław] This is gonna be really nice. -Here, look. A deep breath… 1237 00:55:16,084 --> 00:55:19,001 I changed my mind, and I think I'll call Dorota. 1238 00:55:19,084 --> 00:55:20,126 I'll tell her all about it. 1239 00:55:20,209 --> 00:55:22,376 That you were brave and that you fought hard. 1240 00:55:22,459 --> 00:55:24,168 Which strain is it? Sativa? 1241 00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:26,334 No, it's my responsibility. But thank you. 1242 00:55:26,418 --> 00:55:28,293 [inhales] Sativa. 1243 00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:30,168 -Sandra, uh… -[Krystyna] Excuse me. 1244 00:55:30,251 --> 00:55:32,334 Hey, I wanted to just say that… 1245 00:55:32,418 --> 00:55:34,418 -Wow! This is crazy! -[Sandra] Mm-hmm? 1246 00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:35,459 I wanted to say thanks. 1247 00:55:35,543 --> 00:55:39,459 You know, for voting for me. It was, well, really nice of you. 1248 00:55:39,543 --> 00:55:41,168 -The toilets, you mean? -No. 1249 00:55:41,668 --> 00:55:42,626 -Tytus. -Sandra. 1250 00:55:43,459 --> 00:55:45,209 -What? [chuckles] -Oh. No, sorry. 1251 00:55:45,293 --> 00:55:48,543 -I… I wasn't paying attention. I'm sorry. -[all chuckle] 1252 00:55:49,251 --> 00:55:52,459 Let's just say that our poor Sandra has problems falling asleep. 1253 00:55:52,543 --> 00:55:53,918 I haven't… [exhales] 1254 00:55:54,501 --> 00:55:56,251 …slept really since, well, um… 1255 00:55:57,001 --> 00:55:58,293 Not since… [sniffles] 1256 00:55:59,043 --> 00:56:00,293 Not since… 1257 00:56:00,376 --> 00:56:01,418 The baby, right? 1258 00:56:02,709 --> 00:56:05,334 -[Sandra] Mmm! [inhales] -Not since your baby? 1259 00:56:05,418 --> 00:56:09,043 Because when your kids are born, your whole world gets… 1260 00:56:09,709 --> 00:56:11,918 [blows raspberry] 1261 00:56:12,001 --> 00:56:15,501 My daughter follows me into the bathroom every single time I have to pee. 1262 00:56:16,084 --> 00:56:20,001 Róża ignores the existence of the number seven. [clears throat] 1263 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,834 She goes, "Five, six, eight." No seven. 1264 00:56:23,709 --> 00:56:27,209 I don't know whether something's wrong in her head or if she's just being mean. 1265 00:56:27,293 --> 00:56:30,168 -[Kasia] Yeah, 'cause children are stupid. -[Lesław] What? 1266 00:56:30,751 --> 00:56:32,918 Children are stupid. All kids are. 1267 00:56:33,001 --> 00:56:34,834 And, guys, I'm aware how the world works. 1268 00:56:34,918 --> 00:56:37,751 Like, first our kids are stupid, and with time… 1269 00:56:37,834 --> 00:56:40,209 And then, gradually, they get less stupid. 1270 00:56:40,293 --> 00:56:41,709 I honestly can't wait for the moment 1271 00:56:41,793 --> 00:56:45,376 when I can come home and have somebody to talk to. 1272 00:56:45,876 --> 00:56:48,251 I just want a fucking complex sentence. 1273 00:56:48,334 --> 00:56:50,543 -No, but you… [chokes] -[Kasia chuckles] 1274 00:56:50,626 --> 00:56:52,793 -[Lesław] You can talk to me. [coughs] -[Kasia chuckles] 1275 00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:56,043 [Krystyna] Maybe they're not dumb, but they are really annoying. 1276 00:56:56,959 --> 00:56:58,918 Pawełek was playing while I was ironing. 1277 00:56:59,001 --> 00:57:01,668 One minute I turn around, the next he's standing in the windowsill 1278 00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:04,251 up on the seventh floor screaming at his father, 1279 00:57:04,334 --> 00:57:06,043 who's never home in the first place, 1280 00:57:06,126 --> 00:57:07,418 "Witek, Witek!" 1281 00:57:07,501 --> 00:57:09,251 He was standing one centimeter from… 1282 00:57:09,334 --> 00:57:10,251 Doesn't he get gravity? 1283 00:57:10,334 --> 00:57:12,126 Doesn't the idiot know what could've happened? 1284 00:57:12,209 --> 00:57:14,501 -I, mean… Jesus! I'm sorry! I… -[Kasia] No… 1285 00:57:14,584 --> 00:57:17,209 Eryk, do you want to have a kid of your own? 1286 00:57:17,918 --> 00:57:20,626 Let's say it's, uh, just… 1287 00:57:20,709 --> 00:57:23,251 -It's a philosophical issue. -[Eryk chuckles] 1288 00:57:23,334 --> 00:57:25,251 -A descendant is a descendant. -[Kasia] Mm-hmm. 1289 00:57:26,959 --> 00:57:28,084 Justyna… 1290 00:57:31,418 --> 00:57:33,501 -Hey, come here for a second. -[Kasia chuckles] 1291 00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:34,543 Here. 1292 00:57:35,293 --> 00:57:38,584 -Just one little puff. -[Eryk exhales] 1293 00:57:38,668 --> 00:57:40,834 I can't, guys. 'Cause my Kinia will smell it on me. 1294 00:57:40,918 --> 00:57:43,334 And I have this quality where I don't know how to lie. 1295 00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:45,168 I'll have to explain it to her, and… 1296 00:57:45,251 --> 00:57:46,251 [inhales] 1297 00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:49,376 See, Eryk? It's cool that you don't have your own kids. 1298 00:57:49,459 --> 00:57:51,043 Because you can fool around. 1299 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:52,501 [Eryk exhales] 1300 00:57:52,584 --> 00:57:54,626 -[Tadeusz coughs] -Listen, guys, I better get going. 1301 00:57:54,709 --> 00:57:55,584 So, uh… 1302 00:57:56,459 --> 00:57:58,626 Yeah, well, uh… This went how it went. 1303 00:58:00,668 --> 00:58:03,376 But you guys are cool. [chuckles, coughs] 1304 00:58:03,459 --> 00:58:04,501 [Lesław] You too, Eryk. 1305 00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:07,418 Sunshine isn't bad. It's really a shame you're resigning. 1306 00:58:07,501 --> 00:58:08,876 Sorry, huh? 1307 00:58:08,959 --> 00:58:11,709 Uh, yes. I wanted to speak with you all. 1308 00:58:11,793 --> 00:58:13,751 What does he mean by saying "you're resigning"? 1309 00:58:13,834 --> 00:58:17,751 Oh shoot. Sorry, I did it again. Please, you tell them, miss. I'm sorry. 1310 00:58:17,834 --> 00:58:18,709 [Baśka] Mm-hmm. 1311 00:58:18,793 --> 00:58:22,709 Uh, in the wake of the current events, I'd like to present you with this. 1312 00:58:22,793 --> 00:58:24,584 Here. Here you go. 1313 00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:26,876 Uh, thanks. 1314 00:58:26,959 --> 00:58:28,251 Very much. 1315 00:58:28,334 --> 00:58:29,543 Well, good night. 1316 00:58:31,209 --> 00:58:32,043 [Justyna] Hmm. 1317 00:58:32,126 --> 00:58:34,084 [Kazimierz] "Due to dramatic lack of communication 1318 00:58:34,168 --> 00:58:35,834 and no sign of further cooperation, 1319 00:58:35,918 --> 00:58:38,501 I'm forced to resign from the position of school director 1320 00:58:38,584 --> 00:58:41,918 -of Little Ray of Sunshine kindergarten." -[Justyna] Okay, we all know it by heart. 1321 00:58:42,001 --> 00:58:44,084 [Kazimierz] Look, she's even stamped it and everything. 1322 00:58:44,168 --> 00:58:46,876 [Justyna breathes deeply] 1323 00:58:46,959 --> 00:58:49,001 Well, we have to do something about this. 1324 00:58:49,084 --> 00:58:51,376 I mean, she'll realize it's a mistake eventually. 1325 00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:52,751 [Kasia] She was a cool lady. 1326 00:58:52,834 --> 00:58:55,084 We'll never find a better school director than her. 1327 00:58:55,168 --> 00:58:56,459 [Kazimierz] I liked her too. 1328 00:58:56,543 --> 00:58:58,668 She's homosexual but doesn't flaunt it. 1329 00:58:58,751 --> 00:59:00,793 We should've bought her a Christmas gift. 1330 00:59:00,876 --> 00:59:02,626 Yesterday you were the one who said, 1331 00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:04,793 "Hey, we pay her. She doesn't need a present." 1332 00:59:04,876 --> 00:59:07,834 [Lesław] Yeah, but a gesture of good will is important. 1333 00:59:07,918 --> 00:59:09,793 I'll go to the gas station and buy her chocolate. 1334 00:59:09,876 --> 00:59:10,709 [scoffs] 1335 00:59:10,793 --> 00:59:13,084 I'll invite her to have a drink. We'll explain everything-- 1336 00:59:13,168 --> 00:59:15,043 Tadeusz, what's up with you and alcohol? 1337 00:59:15,126 --> 00:59:17,334 Krystyna, listen. I say this with all due respect, 1338 00:59:17,418 --> 00:59:20,626 but my life and what I do is none of your business, actually. 1339 00:59:20,709 --> 00:59:23,584 Let's stop blaming each other. None of us is responsible. 1340 00:59:24,334 --> 00:59:26,459 -Except, well, you know… -[Justyna] Right. Listen, guys. 1341 00:59:27,334 --> 00:59:30,251 Let's not be melodramatic. Let's go home. 1342 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:31,543 No, I'm not going home now. 1343 00:59:31,626 --> 00:59:33,376 We need to stay here until we figure this out. 1344 00:59:33,459 --> 00:59:35,001 Tadeusz, are those the classroom's? 1345 00:59:35,084 --> 00:59:36,584 -[Tadeusz] What? -The cups. 1346 00:59:36,668 --> 00:59:38,084 -Uh… -Those are for tomorrow. 1347 00:59:38,168 --> 00:59:40,793 What if they get mixed in, and a kid gets drunk and dies? 1348 00:59:40,876 --> 00:59:41,918 [Kasia] Just calm down. 1349 00:59:42,001 --> 00:59:43,543 -[Krystyna] Justyna, help. -Okay. 1350 00:59:43,626 --> 00:59:45,834 -[Krystyna] Stop this. -What a disaster, Tadeusz. You said it. 1351 00:59:45,918 --> 00:59:48,751 I'll go and sort this out as the committee head. 1352 00:59:48,834 --> 00:59:50,251 I'll put an end to all this. 1353 00:59:50,334 --> 00:59:54,043 -[Kasia] Uh… -[Kazimierz chuckling] 1354 00:59:54,126 --> 00:59:55,543 [Kasia] Okay, that's it. 1355 00:59:55,626 --> 00:59:58,959 -Really? You find this amusing? -Justyna, what's your plan, huh? 1356 00:59:59,459 --> 01:00:02,959 'Cause it's impossible. I mean, she hates you more than any of us. 1357 01:00:03,043 --> 01:00:04,043 [Krystyna] Uh… 1358 01:00:04,126 --> 01:00:05,334 I wouldn't say that. 1359 01:00:06,043 --> 01:00:08,334 We both prioritize the well-being of our kids. 1360 01:00:08,418 --> 01:00:10,334 -[Krystyna] Justyna? -[Justyna] Yeah? 1361 01:00:10,418 --> 01:00:14,501 Uh, maybe, uh, it'd be better to send the student council instead. 1362 01:00:14,584 --> 01:00:15,876 [Kasia chuckles] I'm sorry! 1363 01:00:15,959 --> 01:00:17,918 Yeah! You guys should go. 1364 01:00:18,001 --> 01:00:20,793 No, wait! I forgot. You guys should take Sandra. 1365 01:00:20,876 --> 01:00:22,918 -I mean, okay, sure. -What exactly are you implying? 1366 01:00:23,001 --> 01:00:25,001 Licking Justyna's ass speaks for itself. 1367 01:00:25,834 --> 01:00:27,709 -Your bad words can't get to me. -[Eryk grunts] 1368 01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,043 -Eryk should. -[chuckles] Eryk? 1369 01:00:32,126 --> 01:00:33,834 Yeah, I probably shouldn't. 1370 01:00:33,918 --> 01:00:34,834 No, you shouldn't. 1371 01:00:34,918 --> 01:00:37,459 If you wanted me to, then I would do it. 1372 01:00:37,543 --> 01:00:38,793 No, that's… [chuckles] 1373 01:00:38,876 --> 01:00:40,001 We don't. 1374 01:00:40,626 --> 01:00:43,709 Well, you could if you'd like. Your son is a student here. 1375 01:00:44,334 --> 01:00:45,918 -[Eryk grunts] -Is that a fact? 1376 01:00:46,001 --> 01:00:47,084 Uh-huh, still is. 1377 01:00:47,584 --> 01:00:48,501 [Justyna] Hmm. 1378 01:00:52,876 --> 01:00:53,918 All right. 1379 01:00:54,001 --> 01:00:56,084 Well, listen, I think Eryk should go. 1380 01:00:56,168 --> 01:00:58,501 [dramatic music playing] 1381 01:01:00,709 --> 01:01:02,001 Anyone wanna come with us? 1382 01:01:02,084 --> 01:01:04,043 [dramatic music continues] 1383 01:01:16,543 --> 01:01:18,418 Yes, this is my final decision. 1384 01:01:19,334 --> 01:01:21,334 Of course, we do understand. 1385 01:01:21,418 --> 01:01:23,168 Uh, it's just we want to understand 1386 01:01:23,251 --> 01:01:25,709 what it was that pushed you into making this decision. 1387 01:01:25,793 --> 01:01:30,418 Yeah. We would like to come up with something to amend what's happening. 1388 01:01:30,501 --> 01:01:31,918 -Baśka, listen. -[Hamza grunts] 1389 01:01:32,001 --> 01:01:34,376 -[Justyna] Control yourself. -Uh, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 1390 01:01:34,459 --> 01:01:36,168 -Here, Baśka. -[Baśka] Thank you. 1391 01:01:36,251 --> 01:01:40,043 Look, director, we just want everyone to be happy. 1392 01:01:42,084 --> 01:01:43,959 -[Justyna clears throat] -[Tadeusz clears throat] 1393 01:01:45,584 --> 01:01:46,418 [Justyna] Mmm. 1394 01:01:46,918 --> 01:01:49,834 Because I would like to, um, sincerely apologize. 1395 01:01:51,626 --> 01:01:53,501 I know I said what I said, all right? 1396 01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:55,709 -I'm not mad at you, all right? -Oh. 1397 01:01:55,793 --> 01:01:58,959 I'm just used to using a different work model in the past. 1398 01:01:59,043 --> 01:02:01,043 [Kazimierz] Since we're tired, and to keep it short… 1399 01:02:01,126 --> 01:02:02,251 What do you want? What is it? 1400 01:02:03,001 --> 01:02:05,293 I'll stay if I'm able to manage this kindergarten in a way 1401 01:02:05,376 --> 01:02:07,418 that more closely resembles what I'm used to. 1402 01:02:07,501 --> 01:02:08,501 [Kazimierz sighs] 1403 01:02:09,876 --> 01:02:11,709 But how are you gonna be able to guarantee that? 1404 01:02:11,793 --> 01:02:13,251 -[Tadeusz] Mmm. -[Justyna scoffs] 1405 01:02:14,626 --> 01:02:15,459 Yeah. 1406 01:02:15,959 --> 01:02:17,043 She's right. 1407 01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:20,543 [Kazimierz] Mm-hmm. 1408 01:02:20,626 --> 01:02:24,376 I file a motion that the Head Chairman of the Parents' Committee is changed. 1409 01:02:25,334 --> 01:02:27,293 Uh, sorry, what did you just say? 1410 01:02:28,043 --> 01:02:28,876 Um… 1411 01:02:29,459 --> 01:02:32,418 Chairwoman. I'm sorry. Gender appropriate, right? 1412 01:02:32,501 --> 01:02:34,918 [sighs] Kazik, no. I mean, this isn't a joke. 1413 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,626 Do I ever joke, Krystyna? 1414 01:02:37,209 --> 01:02:38,959 I see you don't understand, so let me repeat. 1415 01:02:39,043 --> 01:02:40,459 All that matters 1416 01:02:40,543 --> 01:02:43,043 -is our children's well-being. -Yeah, yeah, he's right. 1417 01:02:43,543 --> 01:02:46,876 Yeah, sure, okay. But not like this in the dead of night. 1418 01:02:46,959 --> 01:02:48,418 Did I ask for your help, Krystyna? 1419 01:02:49,126 --> 01:02:50,626 [chuckles] Kazik… 1420 01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:52,543 You want to vote me out or what? 1421 01:02:53,626 --> 01:02:56,709 It's not about me. It's about our children's well-being. 1422 01:02:56,793 --> 01:02:58,709 Stop it. Stop. I know exactly what you're doing. 1423 01:02:58,793 --> 01:02:59,918 [Eryk] Mmm. 1424 01:03:00,001 --> 01:03:00,959 [Justyna sighs] 1425 01:03:02,293 --> 01:03:06,334 All right. Of course you can vote. Well, that is if you really want. 1426 01:03:06,418 --> 01:03:07,543 [Eryk] But, Justy… 1427 01:03:09,168 --> 01:03:11,376 You shouldn't be here when we cast our votes. 1428 01:03:13,501 --> 01:03:15,084 You've gotta be kidding. 1429 01:03:17,209 --> 01:03:20,334 Isn't it obvious? You two planned this together tonight. 1430 01:03:20,418 --> 01:03:22,084 It's a conspiracy, can't you see? 1431 01:03:22,168 --> 01:03:24,334 You swallowed the bait. You're getting played! 1432 01:03:24,418 --> 01:03:27,168 I know for a fact this isn't for our children. 1433 01:03:27,251 --> 01:03:29,876 Not if you just trust this drug addict. 1434 01:03:29,959 --> 01:03:31,334 -This thug. -[Tadeusz sighs] 1435 01:03:31,418 --> 01:03:32,459 [Justyna] Huh? 1436 01:03:32,543 --> 01:03:35,043 And this… woman. 1437 01:03:38,293 --> 01:03:39,584 But I'm not giving up. 1438 01:03:42,751 --> 01:03:43,876 [Hamza sighs] 1439 01:03:43,959 --> 01:03:46,084 [Justyna chuckles nervously] Excuse me. 1440 01:03:46,168 --> 01:03:47,668 -[Hamza clears throat] -[Kasia] Ooh. 1441 01:03:48,334 --> 01:03:49,251 [Kazimierz] Here we go. 1442 01:03:49,334 --> 01:03:52,084 [dramatic music playing] 1443 01:03:52,168 --> 01:03:53,751 [music building] 1444 01:03:53,834 --> 01:03:54,959 [dramatic sting] 1445 01:03:55,668 --> 01:03:58,459 -[bones crack] -[Justyna clears throat, exhales] 1446 01:04:03,293 --> 01:04:06,043 Look, I still feel that it isn't right. 1447 01:04:07,418 --> 01:04:09,876 -I mean, she just… -Cancer, yes. My son has Down syndrome. 1448 01:04:09,959 --> 01:04:11,668 -[Krystyna] Kazik! -What? 1449 01:04:11,751 --> 01:04:14,168 [Krystyna] You should all be ashamed. Justyna is a good person. 1450 01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:15,251 Yeah? 1451 01:04:15,334 --> 01:04:17,209 [Kasia] Ah, here we go. 1452 01:04:17,293 --> 01:04:18,168 She is. 1453 01:04:18,834 --> 01:04:20,501 I've known her since high school. 1454 01:04:20,584 --> 01:04:22,584 Okay, sometimes she goes nuts, 1455 01:04:22,668 --> 01:04:24,626 but under that hard shell, she has a heart. 1456 01:04:24,709 --> 01:04:28,001 So, anyway, we should select a new Committee Head Chairperson. 1457 01:04:28,084 --> 01:04:30,584 I step forward. Anyone oppose? 1458 01:04:30,668 --> 01:04:33,293 -[Lesław] I don't think it's the time. -[Kasia] Hamza would be good. 1459 01:04:33,376 --> 01:04:34,959 I mean, he has twins so… 1460 01:04:35,043 --> 01:04:36,293 [Sandra] Do we have to vote? 1461 01:04:36,376 --> 01:04:39,126 [Kazimierz] Yes, we have to. We can't exist without a governing body. 1462 01:04:39,668 --> 01:04:41,043 [dramatic music swells] 1463 01:05:01,709 --> 01:05:02,543 [Justyna exhales] 1464 01:05:04,793 --> 01:05:06,626 [Lesław] It should've been like this from the start. 1465 01:05:06,709 --> 01:05:08,126 -Congratulations, Hamza. -[Eryk] Congratulations. 1466 01:05:08,209 --> 01:05:09,584 [Tadeusz] We have to drink to this! 1467 01:05:09,668 --> 01:05:11,168 -[Eryk] You're the new head? -Yeah. 1468 01:05:11,251 --> 01:05:15,709 Fortunately, good old Tadeusz always comes prepared. Here you are. 1469 01:05:15,793 --> 01:05:17,876 -[Eryk] Where's Kazik? -[Hamza] Watch it. 1470 01:05:17,959 --> 01:05:19,209 [Tadeusz] Hold your glass still. 1471 01:05:19,293 --> 01:05:22,001 [Lesław] All right, that's enough. Come on, let someone else get some. 1472 01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:23,084 Are you okay? 1473 01:05:23,168 --> 01:05:25,251 Huh? What? Yeah. Yes, of course. 1474 01:05:25,334 --> 01:05:26,209 Uh, look. 1475 01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:30,084 Look, what I said earlier came out wrong. Everything happened so fast. 1476 01:05:30,168 --> 01:05:31,418 [breathes deeply] 1477 01:05:31,501 --> 01:05:34,959 I didn't properly, uh, say goodbye. 1478 01:05:35,043 --> 01:05:37,459 Or thank you all for your cooperation. 1479 01:05:37,543 --> 01:05:40,543 Tadeusz, your comments have always been very helpful. 1480 01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:42,918 They always came from an experienced standpoint. 1481 01:05:43,001 --> 01:05:44,959 Very, "Out of the box" as one would say. 1482 01:05:45,043 --> 01:05:47,376 [clears throat] Well, I just did what I could. 1483 01:05:47,918 --> 01:05:49,209 -[Justyna] Lesław. -[Tadeusz] Let's drink! 1484 01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,626 Without you, our kids would've never seen Lindley's Filters. 1485 01:05:51,709 --> 01:05:53,251 The Filters are lit. 1486 01:05:54,334 --> 01:05:57,209 -Kasia, I should have trusted your… -[Kasia] Hmm. 1487 01:05:57,293 --> 01:05:58,918 …artistic sense a little bit more. 1488 01:05:59,501 --> 01:06:02,209 -But now you'll be free to experiment. -[Kasia] Mm-hmm. 1489 01:06:02,293 --> 01:06:03,168 [Justyna] Sandra… 1490 01:06:03,709 --> 01:06:04,543 [Sandra] Hmm? 1491 01:06:05,334 --> 01:06:07,584 [Justyna] Well, yeah. My dear Krystyna. 1492 01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:10,293 Always by my side. Your script is great too. 1493 01:06:10,376 --> 01:06:11,793 It was really meaningful. 1494 01:06:11,876 --> 01:06:13,168 What about me? [kisses] 1495 01:06:13,918 --> 01:06:15,043 Oh, and you're an ass. 1496 01:06:15,126 --> 01:06:17,918 -Okay, Justyna. Justyna needs to rest… -Hold on. 1497 01:06:18,584 --> 01:06:20,834 Eryk, who gave you the right to talk? 1498 01:06:21,501 --> 01:06:24,418 This is amazing. You've only been here for a couple hours, 1499 01:06:24,501 --> 01:06:26,626 and still, they're all wrapped around your finger. 1500 01:06:26,709 --> 01:06:27,793 [Eryk sucks teeth] 1501 01:06:31,168 --> 01:06:33,418 How dare you treat me like this? 1502 01:06:34,209 --> 01:06:37,084 I mean, just look at what I've done for this place, huh? 1503 01:06:37,668 --> 01:06:40,126 [sighs] Our children would've been eating sand. 1504 01:06:40,709 --> 01:06:43,709 -They would've been attacking each other. -At least they saw the Filters. 1505 01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:46,293 Kazimierz's son wouldn't be here. 1506 01:06:46,376 --> 01:06:48,418 There'd be no room for kids with special needs. 1507 01:06:48,501 --> 01:06:49,501 Tytus wouldn't be here. 1508 01:06:49,584 --> 01:06:52,334 We wouldn't have been able to see how wonderful he is. 1509 01:06:52,418 --> 01:06:53,543 Justy… 1510 01:06:54,126 --> 01:06:55,459 -[Justyna's bones crack] -…chill. 1511 01:06:55,543 --> 01:06:56,834 All right, you win. 1512 01:06:57,334 --> 01:06:58,543 And Beetroot is staying. 1513 01:06:59,376 --> 01:07:01,251 [dramatic music plays] 1514 01:07:01,334 --> 01:07:02,626 Ooh! 1515 01:07:02,709 --> 01:07:04,543 [whispers] Krystyna, do something. 1516 01:07:05,584 --> 01:07:06,584 Beetroot? 1517 01:07:08,334 --> 01:07:09,293 Eryk, well… 1518 01:07:10,251 --> 01:07:11,668 Tytus was that kid. 1519 01:07:11,751 --> 01:07:13,668 He became the Beetroot. 1520 01:07:13,751 --> 01:07:14,959 We all laughed at him. 1521 01:07:16,168 --> 01:07:19,793 And it became our… our little inside joke, hmm? 1522 01:07:23,543 --> 01:07:25,751 Whose kid came up with that nickname? 1523 01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:29,501 -Wasn't it one of your twins, Hamza? -[Eryk] Really? 1524 01:07:32,334 --> 01:07:34,126 -Tytus is Beetroot? -[Justyna chuckles] 1525 01:07:34,209 --> 01:07:36,168 -You think it's funny? -[continues chuckling] 1526 01:07:36,251 --> 01:07:37,459 -Answer me now. -Get off me. 1527 01:07:37,543 --> 01:07:39,084 -Get your hands off! -This is your fault! 1528 01:07:39,168 --> 01:07:40,793 -[Kazimierz] Don't be stupid. -[Justyna] Don't spit at me! 1529 01:07:40,876 --> 01:07:42,376 -[Krystyna] Justyna! -[Kazimierz] Give it back! 1530 01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:45,209 -It's just self-defense. -Uh, he doesn't keep it loaded. 1531 01:07:45,834 --> 01:07:47,418 -[Sandra exhales] -[Tadeusz chuckles] 1532 01:07:48,751 --> 01:07:50,168 -It's loaded. -[Sandra gasps] 1533 01:07:51,626 --> 01:07:52,626 [Justyna exhales] 1534 01:07:54,001 --> 01:07:54,834 Hmm. 1535 01:07:57,293 --> 01:07:58,459 [Tadeusz exhales] 1536 01:07:59,876 --> 01:08:01,126 [Justyna exhales] 1537 01:08:01,209 --> 01:08:03,709 All I want is for us to be honest for once. 1538 01:08:06,251 --> 01:08:08,168 You are all fucking hypocrites. 1539 01:08:08,709 --> 01:08:10,459 Because all of you are shitty parents, 1540 01:08:10,543 --> 01:08:12,876 and yet have the nerve to criticize me. 1541 01:08:14,293 --> 01:08:15,251 [chuckles softly] 1542 01:08:15,334 --> 01:08:16,168 Ha! 1543 01:08:18,918 --> 01:08:19,834 Hamza, 1544 01:08:20,334 --> 01:08:23,709 did you know that your twins cry every day after you drop them off? 1545 01:08:23,793 --> 01:08:26,209 -Because you're a shitty dad. -Yup. 1546 01:08:26,293 --> 01:08:27,376 Say it to my face, then. 1547 01:08:27,459 --> 01:08:29,251 "I'm a shitty father." Come on, spit it out! 1548 01:08:30,584 --> 01:08:31,793 Look, I'm a shitty father. 1549 01:08:32,709 --> 01:08:33,709 [chuckles softly] 1550 01:08:40,459 --> 01:08:41,376 [inhales] 1551 01:08:45,834 --> 01:08:46,959 Now your turn. Say it. 1552 01:08:47,043 --> 01:08:48,709 You're right. I'm a shitty father. 1553 01:08:49,293 --> 01:08:50,126 Kasia. 1554 01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:51,668 Yes, I'm a shitty father. 1555 01:08:51,751 --> 01:08:53,751 What the fuck? You're a shitty mother. 1556 01:08:54,293 --> 01:08:55,209 [exhales] 1557 01:08:56,584 --> 01:08:59,334 -[Tadeusz stammers] -[Justyna imitates Tadeusz] 1558 01:08:59,418 --> 01:09:01,834 You see, we've already celebrated together. 1559 01:09:02,876 --> 01:09:04,459 Three times, am I right? 1560 01:09:04,543 --> 01:09:05,376 But without you. 1561 01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:07,334 -[Kasia] Hmm. -'Cause you weren't invited. 1562 01:09:08,168 --> 01:09:10,876 Dear, esteemed Mr. Tadeusz. Look, you're a fucking… 1563 01:09:10,959 --> 01:09:12,709 Say it. "I'm a shitty…" 1564 01:09:14,459 --> 01:09:15,293 Tadeusz! 1565 01:09:16,709 --> 01:09:18,584 Fine! Look, I'm a shitty dad! 1566 01:09:19,084 --> 01:09:20,168 With a shitty hat. 1567 01:09:22,209 --> 01:09:23,418 [Eryk groans softly] 1568 01:09:28,543 --> 01:09:30,084 -[Justyna chuckles] -[Sandra whimpers] 1569 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:33,834 [Krystyna] I'm a shitty mother. 1570 01:09:34,418 --> 01:09:35,584 A bad one. 1571 01:09:36,709 --> 01:09:39,376 Krystyna, this isn't your moment. 1572 01:09:39,459 --> 01:09:41,001 And you are too. 1573 01:09:43,293 --> 01:09:44,709 You're a shitty mother. 1574 01:09:45,626 --> 01:09:46,876 I'm a great mother. 1575 01:09:50,084 --> 01:09:52,293 That's the thing I'm really great at. 1576 01:09:53,793 --> 01:09:56,084 My daughter was raised to be a real fighter. 1577 01:09:56,168 --> 01:09:59,709 No, Justy. I didn't want to tell you. Believe me. I didn't want to. 1578 01:10:00,418 --> 01:10:03,834 Tytus didn't lock her in the box that day. 1579 01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:06,834 Then who was it? 1580 01:10:09,418 --> 01:10:10,418 Krystyna… 1581 01:10:10,918 --> 01:10:12,751 She locked herself in that box. 1582 01:10:14,709 --> 01:10:17,459 Because that's what she told me when I got her out. 1583 01:10:17,959 --> 01:10:18,793 She… 1584 01:10:19,418 --> 01:10:21,293 said she didn't want to go home. 1585 01:10:22,459 --> 01:10:23,584 'Cause she's, um… 1586 01:10:24,334 --> 01:10:26,001 Well, she's afraid of you. 1587 01:10:29,126 --> 01:10:30,043 Krystyna… 1588 01:10:32,251 --> 01:10:33,626 She's afraid of what? 1589 01:10:36,209 --> 01:10:37,293 [Krystyna exhales] 1590 01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:41,126 [Justyna breathes shakily] 1591 01:10:41,209 --> 01:10:42,668 -No, she isn't. -But she is. 1592 01:10:45,834 --> 01:10:48,501 Shut your fucking lousy mouth, Krystyna. 1593 01:10:49,334 --> 01:10:52,084 -Remember what they called you at school? -Justyna! 1594 01:10:52,168 --> 01:10:54,168 Krystyna with the long fucking tongue. 1595 01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:56,501 And not just 'cause you blew half of the boys in our class. 1596 01:10:56,584 --> 01:10:57,584 [Eryk] Calm down. 1597 01:10:57,668 --> 01:11:00,668 Just 'cause your kid hid from you doesn't mean it's the end of the world. 1598 01:11:01,168 --> 01:11:02,501 Jesus. 1599 01:11:03,001 --> 01:11:04,584 Tytus does weird stuff all the time. 1600 01:11:04,668 --> 01:11:06,959 You can't take it personally. They're just kids. 1601 01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:09,876 -[all scream] -[Eryk] Get down! 1602 01:11:11,293 --> 01:11:15,501 [Justyna flatulating] 1603 01:11:15,584 --> 01:11:17,293 [Tadeusz breathing shakily] 1604 01:11:17,376 --> 01:11:19,918 [Justyna continues flatulating] 1605 01:11:20,001 --> 01:11:20,834 [Sandra gasps] 1606 01:11:20,918 --> 01:11:24,834 [Justyna continues flatulating] 1607 01:11:24,918 --> 01:11:27,668 I'm sorry. [sobbing] 1608 01:11:28,251 --> 01:11:29,834 [Tadeusz continues breathing shakily] 1609 01:11:29,918 --> 01:11:31,126 [Justyna exhales shakily] 1610 01:11:31,209 --> 01:11:36,084 [all chuckling] 1611 01:11:36,168 --> 01:11:39,001 It's a natural bodily reaction. I'm a nutritionist. 1612 01:11:39,084 --> 01:11:41,001 Justyna, everyone's tense. 1613 01:11:42,251 --> 01:11:43,251 Have a drink. 1614 01:11:43,334 --> 01:11:45,709 If you want, I can call Kinga and explain it all. 1615 01:11:45,793 --> 01:11:49,251 [all continue chuckling] 1616 01:11:49,334 --> 01:11:52,126 [Eryk exhales, chuckles] 1617 01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:54,709 [Kazimierz] Krystyna. 1618 01:11:55,459 --> 01:11:57,126 Did you really blow half of your class? 1619 01:11:57,209 --> 01:11:58,918 [Krystyna] Oh, just fuck off! 1620 01:12:00,334 --> 01:12:02,376 -[upbeat music playing] -[door shuts] 1621 01:12:02,459 --> 01:12:07,043 [all cheering, clamoring] 1622 01:12:07,126 --> 01:12:09,126 -[Hamza] Can we turn it down a little? -[Tadeusz] No! 1623 01:12:09,209 --> 01:12:11,584 The whole town needs to hear Tadeusz' party! 1624 01:12:12,543 --> 01:12:14,418 It's taking a bit longer than expected, honey. 1625 01:12:14,501 --> 01:12:15,834 [Tadeusz yells] 1626 01:12:15,918 --> 01:12:17,334 -[indistinct chatter] -[Kasia] Hey! 1627 01:12:17,418 --> 01:12:20,251 -Hey, won't the kids smell it? -Aw, the kids-shmids. 1628 01:12:20,334 --> 01:12:22,834 -Come on, try it. -You're right! They don't know the smell. 1629 01:12:22,918 --> 01:12:23,876 [Hamza] Kazik! 1630 01:12:25,168 --> 01:12:27,168 Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you! 1631 01:12:27,251 --> 01:12:28,543 [all clamoring] 1632 01:12:28,626 --> 01:12:30,501 I hope you're not upset that they chose me. 1633 01:12:30,584 --> 01:12:31,751 No, not at all. 1634 01:12:32,459 --> 01:12:34,501 They picked the best man, Hamza. Congrats again. 1635 01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:36,168 [clamoring continues] 1636 01:12:36,251 --> 01:12:37,668 [Tadeusz] I love this music! 1637 01:12:37,751 --> 01:12:40,168 [all cheering] 1638 01:12:41,876 --> 01:12:44,709 [all singing along] 1639 01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:48,126 [clamoring] 1640 01:12:49,043 --> 01:12:49,918 [Tadeusz groans] 1641 01:12:51,793 --> 01:12:55,709 -[all groan] -[indistinct chatter] 1642 01:12:55,793 --> 01:12:57,251 Come on, Krystyna! 1643 01:12:57,334 --> 01:12:58,751 [Eryk] To victory! 1644 01:12:58,834 --> 01:13:01,668 You were amazing back there. Mega! 1645 01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:04,793 Please turn off the music, guys! 1646 01:13:04,876 --> 01:13:05,834 What about Justyna? 1647 01:13:05,918 --> 01:13:07,168 [Eryk] About that… 1648 01:13:07,251 --> 01:13:08,126 That's… 1649 01:13:09,709 --> 01:13:11,459 That's not an issue anymore. 1650 01:13:11,543 --> 01:13:14,209 I mean, don't worry about that. Anyway, it happens. 1651 01:13:15,126 --> 01:13:16,251 Is it over? 1652 01:13:17,793 --> 01:13:18,959 You haven't heard yet? 1653 01:13:19,043 --> 01:13:21,168 Tytus didn't lock Kinga up in the box! 1654 01:13:21,251 --> 01:13:22,501 [toys squeaking rapidly] 1655 01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,418 Well, that still doesn't mean he's staying at Sunshine, all right? 1656 01:13:28,668 --> 01:13:30,918 [chuckles] Touché! 1657 01:13:31,876 --> 01:13:33,584 You got me! Dang! 1658 01:13:33,668 --> 01:13:35,209 Look, I'm not convinced that he is. 1659 01:13:35,293 --> 01:13:37,001 'Cause this is my responsibility. 1660 01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:40,209 I have to think this through. Tytus is a really difficult student. 1661 01:13:40,293 --> 01:13:42,501 We don't have money for someone to supervise him, 1662 01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:45,126 and that's the type of support that he needs most right now. 1663 01:13:45,209 --> 01:13:48,334 [Eryk] Don't even joke like that. You're stressing me out. [exhales] 1664 01:13:49,376 --> 01:13:50,668 You've gotta be fucking kidding! 1665 01:13:50,751 --> 01:13:51,793 What's that? 1666 01:13:52,584 --> 01:13:53,459 Well… 1667 01:13:54,251 --> 01:13:56,459 I go through all this just for you to threaten me? 1668 01:13:56,543 --> 01:13:58,126 -I don't deserve this! -Is that right? 1669 01:13:58,209 --> 01:13:59,126 Yes! 1670 01:13:59,709 --> 01:14:01,209 [chuckles] Now you listen. 1671 01:14:01,293 --> 01:14:03,751 I've raised children all my life like you, okay? 1672 01:14:03,834 --> 01:14:05,876 You expect everything to go your way. 1673 01:14:06,459 --> 01:14:09,001 The world isn't always that simple, you child. 1674 01:14:10,209 --> 01:14:11,751 What do you want me to say? That Tytus-- 1675 01:14:11,834 --> 01:14:14,501 [Baśka] I'm leaving. I expect this place cleaned up by morning. 1676 01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:17,126 [door opens, shuts] 1677 01:14:17,209 --> 01:14:20,959 -[uneasy music plays] -[lights flickering] 1678 01:14:21,043 --> 01:14:22,001 [sighs] No. 1679 01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:25,543 -[all cheering] -No, wait! Wait, Tadeusz! 1680 01:14:25,626 --> 01:14:27,793 -[cheering continues] -[Eryk] Let go of me! 1681 01:14:27,876 --> 01:14:29,251 The director said that… 1682 01:14:29,334 --> 01:14:30,168 Wait! 1683 01:14:30,709 --> 01:14:33,668 I know how to make good moonshine. Ha! 1684 01:14:33,751 --> 01:14:36,501 [all clamoring, chuckling] 1685 01:14:37,501 --> 01:14:39,251 -[Lesław chuckling] -[Kasia screams] 1686 01:14:40,251 --> 01:14:41,293 -[Kasia] No! -Jesus! 1687 01:14:41,376 --> 01:14:43,876 All this fake stupid plastic! 1688 01:14:47,043 --> 01:14:48,709 Lesław! Hey, listen to me. 1689 01:14:48,793 --> 01:14:49,834 Listen! 1690 01:14:49,918 --> 01:14:50,751 Wait! 1691 01:14:50,834 --> 01:14:52,959 -We have to-- -She left me. Just like that. 1692 01:14:53,043 --> 01:14:55,668 'Cause, apparently, I get too involved in relationships. 1693 01:14:55,751 --> 01:14:58,251 And I guess that isn't what she wants! 1694 01:14:58,334 --> 01:15:00,251 Listen, that's not what's important, man! 1695 01:15:00,334 --> 01:15:02,126 It's not important? Well, sure. 1696 01:15:02,209 --> 01:15:03,959 For an awesome guy like you, it's no problem. 1697 01:15:04,043 --> 01:15:05,418 You'll always find a woman. 1698 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:06,918 Of course you will. Fuck! 1699 01:15:07,001 --> 01:15:08,418 Guys like you are really the worst. 1700 01:15:08,501 --> 01:15:10,126 -Chill since the day you were born. -What… 1701 01:15:10,209 --> 01:15:11,668 [Lesław] You joke all the time, 1702 01:15:11,751 --> 01:15:14,293 and you probably never get fat no matter what you eat! 1703 01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:16,376 -Look at me! -[Hamza gulping] 1704 01:15:16,459 --> 01:15:18,293 What do I get? Fuck it. 1705 01:15:18,376 --> 01:15:19,876 -[Hamza] Over here! -[Tadeusz] Whoa! 1706 01:15:19,959 --> 01:15:21,793 -[Lesław] Come on, wake up. -Don't touch me! 1707 01:15:21,876 --> 01:15:24,709 He constantly touches me with his fat fingers. 1708 01:15:24,793 --> 01:15:26,001 He's always so clingy! 1709 01:15:26,793 --> 01:15:28,626 Leave me the fuck alone! 1710 01:15:28,709 --> 01:15:30,751 I have to constantly babysit someone. 1711 01:15:30,834 --> 01:15:34,001 Either the man or my kid. I babysit either the kid or my man! 1712 01:15:34,084 --> 01:15:36,543 The thing is, Tytus will be… The director said that she's-- 1713 01:15:36,626 --> 01:15:39,709 Tytus-shmitus! All you do is talk about yourself! 1714 01:15:39,793 --> 01:15:41,668 [upbeat music continues] 1715 01:15:41,751 --> 01:15:43,709 We've trapped them all in there. 1716 01:15:43,793 --> 01:15:44,876 That's how we want it to be. 1717 01:15:45,668 --> 01:15:47,459 They're not forced to integrate with us. 1718 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,043 They don't have to agree like us! 1719 01:15:49,126 --> 01:15:50,543 [toilet] Remember to flush. 1720 01:15:50,626 --> 01:15:52,043 Language! Oh, fuck it. 1721 01:15:52,126 --> 01:15:54,418 -Please tell Justyna I'm here. I love her! -Help me, please! 1722 01:15:54,501 --> 01:15:55,918 [Eryk] Shit! No, no, no! 1723 01:15:56,001 --> 01:15:58,501 [Krystyna sobbing] 1724 01:15:58,584 --> 01:16:03,084 Oh, Justyna, I'm so sorry. I had no idea. 1725 01:16:03,168 --> 01:16:04,251 [lights flickering] 1726 01:16:04,334 --> 01:16:05,626 [Justyna inhales, gulps] 1727 01:16:05,709 --> 01:16:07,709 [breathing shakily] 1728 01:16:11,293 --> 01:16:12,876 We're getting a real tree. 1729 01:16:13,959 --> 01:16:15,793 [upbeat music continues] 1730 01:16:15,876 --> 01:16:18,834 [water bubbling] 1731 01:16:20,793 --> 01:16:21,668 Hello? 1732 01:16:23,209 --> 01:16:26,584 [Kazimierz grunting] 1733 01:16:26,668 --> 01:16:27,793 Listen! 1734 01:16:27,876 --> 01:16:30,418 You all were scared of partying with Tadeusz! 1735 01:16:30,501 --> 01:16:31,418 -Ah! -[Kazimierz grunts] 1736 01:16:31,501 --> 01:16:34,376 You having fun yet? Are you having fun? 1737 01:16:34,459 --> 01:16:35,834 Yeah, fuck it! [laughs] 1738 01:16:35,918 --> 01:16:39,668 -Quiet! -♪ And all angels we have… ♪ 1739 01:16:39,751 --> 01:16:41,918 What example are we setting for the kids? 1740 01:16:42,001 --> 01:16:44,126 -Kids-shmids! -[Kazimierz grunts] 1741 01:16:44,209 --> 01:16:45,043 Liberation! 1742 01:16:45,126 --> 01:16:47,168 ♪ On high sweet… ♪ 1743 01:16:47,251 --> 01:16:48,709 Kids should all stay… 1744 01:16:48,793 --> 01:16:51,334 -[Kazimierz grunts] -…in an orphanage! 1745 01:16:51,959 --> 01:16:53,751 [laughing, crying] 1746 01:16:53,834 --> 01:16:55,501 ♪ Jingle bells… ♪ 1747 01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:56,543 Hello! 1748 01:16:56,626 --> 01:16:58,001 -[toilet] Flush. -Fuck no! 1749 01:16:58,084 --> 01:16:59,793 -[toilet] Don't talk back. -[laughs] 1750 01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:01,918 [in Polish] ♪ …your old man Looks after you and cares ♪ 1751 01:17:02,001 --> 01:17:03,751 -[Kazimierz grunts] -[upbeat music continues] 1752 01:17:03,834 --> 01:17:05,084 [muffled yells] 1753 01:17:05,168 --> 01:17:07,209 [grunting continues] 1754 01:17:07,293 --> 01:17:09,168 [music building] 1755 01:17:09,251 --> 01:17:10,418 This isn't… 1756 01:17:13,084 --> 01:17:14,709 [music continues building] 1757 01:17:17,668 --> 01:17:19,584 [branches crunching] 1758 01:17:21,459 --> 01:17:22,334 [glass shatters] 1759 01:17:23,459 --> 01:17:25,376 [glass shatters] 1760 01:17:25,459 --> 01:17:26,293 [Eryk] Ah. 1761 01:17:26,376 --> 01:17:27,334 [lights flicker] 1762 01:17:29,959 --> 01:17:33,584 [Sandra] Good night, sweet baby. Close your weary eyes again. 1763 01:17:36,168 --> 01:17:40,501 Dream about the most beautiful future you'd ever be able to imagine. 1764 01:17:41,751 --> 01:17:43,501 [gentle music playing] 1765 01:18:05,126 --> 01:18:06,834 [child whispers] Eryk. 1766 01:18:08,293 --> 01:18:11,584 [snoring] 1767 01:18:18,376 --> 01:18:19,376 [Eryk groans] 1768 01:18:25,501 --> 01:18:27,001 [Eryk exhales] 1769 01:18:28,543 --> 01:18:29,376 [Eryk groans] 1770 01:18:33,793 --> 01:18:36,751 -[ducks squeak] -[Krystyna gasps, groans] 1771 01:18:38,043 --> 01:18:39,001 [Eryk exhales] 1772 01:18:39,668 --> 01:18:42,168 AAH IT'S DOROTA MISSED CALL, 37 NOTIFICATIONS 1773 01:18:42,251 --> 01:18:43,959 [sighs deeply] 1774 01:18:46,418 --> 01:18:47,293 [exhales] 1775 01:18:59,959 --> 01:19:01,084 [toilet flushes] 1776 01:19:01,168 --> 01:19:04,209 [toilet] Remember to flush, young explorer… young explorer… 1777 01:19:04,293 --> 01:19:05,959 Remember… [whooshes] 1778 01:19:06,043 --> 01:19:07,334 -Good morning! -Hey. 1779 01:19:07,918 --> 01:19:10,959 -[Lesław groans] -[Tadeusz] Sweet Jesus from N… 1780 01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:13,126 [groans] Jesus from Nazareth. Jeez. 1781 01:19:13,209 --> 01:19:15,376 -I slept well last night. -[Tadeusz] Pipe down. 1782 01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:17,001 [Hamza] Oh, my head. 1783 01:19:17,709 --> 01:19:19,959 -[Kasia] What time is it? -[Tadeusz groans] 1784 01:19:21,293 --> 01:19:23,418 -[Lesław] Ugh, my leg. -[all groan] 1785 01:19:23,501 --> 01:19:26,126 -[Kasia] Oh, I know, I know. -No, I get it. I'm not saying anything. 1786 01:19:26,709 --> 01:19:28,334 So will the sitter get Gaweł? 1787 01:19:28,418 --> 01:19:30,084 Yeah, yeah, I'll arrange it. 1788 01:19:31,168 --> 01:19:32,918 Uh, well, should I ask her to get… 1789 01:19:34,209 --> 01:19:36,751 -Uh, Anka? Anka, right? -Yeah, if you don't mind. 1790 01:19:36,834 --> 01:19:41,334 Remember yesterday, uh, when we said that we're all shitty… 1791 01:19:41,876 --> 01:19:44,168 [clears throat] That we're bad parents? 1792 01:19:44,751 --> 01:19:47,626 -[Hamza] I am a bad parent. -Sure. You. [scoffs] 1793 01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:49,334 I'm worn out. 1794 01:19:50,501 --> 01:19:54,418 They look up at me with those eyes, always asking questions. 1795 01:19:54,501 --> 01:19:55,626 "Dad, Dad." 1796 01:19:56,376 --> 01:19:58,793 They think that I'll have the answers to everything. 1797 01:19:59,334 --> 01:20:01,084 Who am I to teach them anything about life? 1798 01:20:01,168 --> 01:20:02,876 You're Head of the Parents' Committee. 1799 01:20:03,459 --> 01:20:06,793 Pawełek yells. He shouts at me. One time I spanked him. 1800 01:20:08,084 --> 01:20:09,251 I'd lost my temper. 1801 01:20:09,334 --> 01:20:10,709 But now he's been threatening me, 1802 01:20:10,793 --> 01:20:13,709 saying he'll tell his dad and that he has photos. 1803 01:20:13,793 --> 01:20:15,001 I'm so stupid. 1804 01:20:15,084 --> 01:20:16,293 [Kasia] No. 1805 01:20:16,918 --> 01:20:20,584 Sweetie, you're not stupid. Really. It's just pure blackmail. 1806 01:20:20,668 --> 01:20:24,709 When we got the ultrasound showing that Daniel would be, uh… 1807 01:20:25,751 --> 01:20:26,793 I mean, that he… 1808 01:20:29,168 --> 01:20:30,543 That he'd be the way he is… 1809 01:20:31,834 --> 01:20:33,418 I had told my wife that… 1810 01:20:34,793 --> 01:20:36,751 'Cause I had wanted my wife to… 1811 01:20:37,668 --> 01:20:39,793 Despite what I tend to say and… 1812 01:20:40,834 --> 01:20:42,543 And, I mean… [exhales] 1813 01:20:43,709 --> 01:20:46,626 I just got so afraid that I wouldn't manage and… 1814 01:20:47,876 --> 01:20:48,918 The truth is… 1815 01:20:49,834 --> 01:20:52,918 it's so difficult raising a child. It's really fucking hard. 1816 01:20:53,626 --> 01:20:54,793 But then, on top of that… 1817 01:20:54,876 --> 01:20:56,543 It's a… a lot and… 1818 01:20:58,418 --> 01:21:00,876 But I love him like crazy. [chuckles] 1819 01:21:01,543 --> 01:21:03,418 A fucking lot. [chuckles] 1820 01:21:03,501 --> 01:21:06,126 No, wait, stop. Sorry about swearing. It's… 1821 01:21:06,209 --> 01:21:08,334 [all] Aw. 1822 01:21:08,418 --> 01:21:10,043 [all chuckle softly] 1823 01:21:12,418 --> 01:21:13,584 [Kasia] Mmm. 1824 01:21:14,501 --> 01:21:15,918 [Lesław] That was beautiful. 1825 01:21:16,001 --> 01:21:17,543 [gentle music playing] 1826 01:21:17,626 --> 01:21:20,459 -[Baśka] Good morning! -[Kazimierz] Huh? [clears throat] 1827 01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:23,501 Considering the circumstances, I guess… 1828 01:21:23,584 --> 01:21:24,918 [scattered groans] 1829 01:21:25,001 --> 01:21:27,168 …the show will be canceled for today? 1830 01:21:27,251 --> 01:21:30,584 -[Lesław] Uh, yeah. -[Hamza] Yeah. 1831 01:21:31,168 --> 01:21:32,543 -No. -It won't? 1832 01:21:32,626 --> 01:21:34,418 We've got this. We'll manage. 1833 01:21:34,501 --> 01:21:36,418 They're expecting a play, and we'll do it. 1834 01:21:36,501 --> 01:21:37,418 I'm gonna lose my mind. 1835 01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:39,959 -[Lesław] We won't make it. -Of course we won't make it without-- 1836 01:21:40,043 --> 01:21:41,043 Justyna. 1837 01:21:42,043 --> 01:21:43,959 [Eryk breathes shakily] 1838 01:21:45,876 --> 01:21:47,501 [dramatic music playing] 1839 01:21:50,876 --> 01:21:51,793 [groans] 1840 01:21:51,876 --> 01:21:54,334 [breathing heavily] 1841 01:21:57,376 --> 01:21:58,459 [Kasia groans] 1842 01:21:58,543 --> 01:22:00,334 Uh-huh. Oh, thanks. 1843 01:22:01,501 --> 01:22:03,293 I just spoke with Kinga's sitter. 1844 01:22:03,376 --> 01:22:05,209 Justyna didn't come home last night. 1845 01:22:05,293 --> 01:22:06,834 I didn't see her upstairs. 1846 01:22:07,793 --> 01:22:08,793 -Locker room. -The kitchen? 1847 01:22:17,834 --> 01:22:18,751 Justyna? 1848 01:22:21,751 --> 01:22:23,043 [thuds] 1849 01:22:29,126 --> 01:22:30,168 [Justyna] I'm awake. 1850 01:22:33,834 --> 01:22:36,043 -[Justyna sighs] -We have a play to put on. [exhales] 1851 01:22:36,126 --> 01:22:37,543 [Justyna] No. [whimpers] 1852 01:22:37,626 --> 01:22:38,543 [Eryk chuckles] 1853 01:22:40,126 --> 01:22:42,459 This is your night look, huh? [chuckles] 1854 01:22:42,543 --> 01:22:44,168 Actually, it's your day look. [whooshes] 1855 01:22:46,126 --> 01:22:47,793 -[whooshes] -Jesus! 1856 01:22:49,084 --> 01:22:51,084 [Eryk] What kind of Nativity play would it be without Mary? 1857 01:22:51,168 --> 01:22:52,126 A shorter one. 1858 01:22:53,084 --> 01:22:53,959 [Eryk groans] 1859 01:22:56,334 --> 01:22:57,918 A fighter never quits. 1860 01:22:58,001 --> 01:22:58,834 Yeah. 1861 01:23:01,043 --> 01:23:02,501 [Justyna exhales] 1862 01:23:02,584 --> 01:23:03,626 [Tadeusz groans] 1863 01:23:03,709 --> 01:23:05,959 [dramatic music playing] 1864 01:23:06,793 --> 01:23:07,626 Hey. 1865 01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:09,084 [Krystyna] Ah! 1866 01:23:09,584 --> 01:23:10,501 Justyna! 1867 01:23:16,209 --> 01:23:17,251 [Justyna exhales] 1868 01:23:18,709 --> 01:23:19,584 [stammers] 1869 01:23:22,709 --> 01:23:24,751 -Oh, no. -Justy! 1870 01:23:25,918 --> 01:23:26,876 [Eryk] Justyna! 1871 01:23:27,418 --> 01:23:28,459 Justyna, come on! 1872 01:23:28,959 --> 01:23:30,876 Stop acting childish! It's gonna be a cool play. 1873 01:23:30,959 --> 01:23:31,959 -Good morning. -Hello. 1874 01:23:32,043 --> 01:23:33,251 -[Eryk] Justyna! -What? 1875 01:23:33,334 --> 01:23:34,626 -[Eryk] Come on. -What is it? 1876 01:23:34,709 --> 01:23:37,376 Ah, Jesus! You're so annoying, you know that? 1877 01:23:39,251 --> 01:23:40,251 Leave me alone! 1878 01:23:40,334 --> 01:23:41,168 Yeah? 1879 01:23:41,834 --> 01:23:43,001 [all gasp] 1880 01:23:43,084 --> 01:23:44,001 Oh wow. 1881 01:23:44,668 --> 01:23:46,793 -I'm not doing it. -Yes, of course you are. 1882 01:23:46,876 --> 01:23:48,293 Do it for your daughter. 1883 01:23:48,376 --> 01:23:50,584 [breathes shakily] She's scared of me. 1884 01:23:55,668 --> 01:23:56,584 [Justyna sniffles] 1885 01:24:00,918 --> 01:24:01,834 [exhales] 1886 01:24:11,834 --> 01:24:13,168 We could just be done. 1887 01:24:15,209 --> 01:24:16,709 Forget about the damn play. 1888 01:24:16,793 --> 01:24:19,834 [bird squawks] 1889 01:24:19,918 --> 01:24:21,001 [Eryk sighs] 1890 01:24:24,084 --> 01:24:26,584 [breathes deeply] 1891 01:24:29,418 --> 01:24:31,418 I'm really sorry I fucked up the play. 1892 01:24:31,501 --> 01:24:34,001 And, I mean, now, of course, I'm trying to cover it all up 1893 01:24:34,084 --> 01:24:36,918 with some flashy gesture as fucking always. 1894 01:24:37,001 --> 01:24:39,709 I decide to go to some meeting instead of just being home with the kid. 1895 01:24:39,793 --> 01:24:41,584 I mean, what kind of person does that? 1896 01:24:47,501 --> 01:24:49,959 And I might never be a good dad to him. I mean… 1897 01:24:53,459 --> 01:24:54,376 [sniffles] 1898 01:24:55,751 --> 01:24:56,709 [exhales] 1899 01:25:06,668 --> 01:25:07,501 [sniffles] 1900 01:25:07,584 --> 01:25:09,709 [dog barking in the distance] 1901 01:25:10,418 --> 01:25:11,751 [Justyna] Come on, Joseph. 1902 01:25:13,293 --> 01:25:14,584 [Eryk chuckles] 1903 01:25:15,251 --> 01:25:17,043 -[Krystyna] Hmm! -[Sandra] Ah, well… 1904 01:25:17,126 --> 01:25:20,543 -I love Christmas for this reason. -[all] Aw! 1905 01:25:21,251 --> 01:25:22,084 Listen… 1906 01:25:25,251 --> 01:25:27,459 Do you think everyone heard me fart? 1907 01:25:29,709 --> 01:25:30,793 [Eryk chuckles] 1908 01:25:30,876 --> 01:25:32,501 No, they didn't. 1909 01:25:32,584 --> 01:25:33,834 Okay. [clears throat] 1910 01:25:34,334 --> 01:25:35,376 Come on! 1911 01:25:35,459 --> 01:25:36,668 Oh, Justyna, speaking of Tytus… 1912 01:25:37,376 --> 01:25:40,084 [Tadeusz] Good morning, good morning. We're starting any minute now. 1913 01:25:40,168 --> 01:25:42,334 [girl] Dad, look, the tree is broken. 1914 01:25:44,334 --> 01:25:45,334 Get in place. 1915 01:25:45,834 --> 01:25:47,876 Good morning. Hi. 1916 01:25:47,959 --> 01:25:50,126 [whimsical music playing] 1917 01:25:50,209 --> 01:25:52,126 Hang up your coat and go find us a seat, okay? 1918 01:25:52,209 --> 01:25:53,293 [Eryk] Hey, Tytus. 1919 01:25:55,876 --> 01:25:57,626 So, anything you want to say? 1920 01:25:57,709 --> 01:26:00,626 Other than how you left Tytus with a drug addict last night? 1921 01:26:00,709 --> 01:26:02,793 He's more like a dealer. 1922 01:26:02,876 --> 01:26:04,376 Wait, Dorota! 1923 01:26:04,459 --> 01:26:05,918 We'll talk after the play, all right? 1924 01:26:06,001 --> 01:26:08,251 'Cause I'm pretty sure you're gonna have plenty to say. 1925 01:26:08,751 --> 01:26:11,834 -[Justyna] Excuse me for barging in. -What? Did something bad happen again? 1926 01:26:11,918 --> 01:26:13,376 No, nothing happened. 1927 01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:15,834 Eryk and I talked. We wanted to present you with an offer. 1928 01:26:15,918 --> 01:26:17,168 This is my seat! 1929 01:26:17,251 --> 01:26:21,459 [indistinct chatter, whispers] 1930 01:26:26,418 --> 01:26:27,584 Watch this, huh? 1931 01:26:28,709 --> 01:26:31,168 [kids yell] 1932 01:26:31,251 --> 01:26:33,168 JUNKOLAND 1933 01:26:33,251 --> 01:26:34,918 [Baśka] His caretaker will have to come every day 1934 01:26:35,001 --> 01:26:36,959 and spend a few hours with him. 1935 01:26:37,043 --> 01:26:38,126 [Eryk] Understood. 1936 01:26:39,418 --> 01:26:41,168 Does that work for you as well? 1937 01:26:41,751 --> 01:26:43,001 Theoretically, it does. 1938 01:26:43,084 --> 01:26:46,043 It won't be an easy task. Logistically and all. 1939 01:26:46,126 --> 01:26:47,043 [inhales] 1940 01:26:47,126 --> 01:26:49,918 -Let's see what happens. -[Kazimierz] Eryk, Justyna, let's go! 1941 01:26:50,001 --> 01:26:53,084 [upbeat music playing] 1942 01:26:53,168 --> 01:26:56,168 [music building] 1943 01:26:56,251 --> 01:26:57,459 [music halts] 1944 01:27:01,334 --> 01:27:03,626 [Baśka] Dear children, dear parents. 1945 01:27:04,126 --> 01:27:05,126 Welcome, everyone, 1946 01:27:05,209 --> 01:27:08,084 to Little Ray of Sunshine's annual Nativity play. 1947 01:27:08,168 --> 01:27:09,543 [boy 1] What is a Nativity play? 1948 01:27:09,626 --> 01:27:11,626 -No, you haven't heard of that? -[boy 2] I know! 1949 01:27:11,709 --> 01:27:13,043 [Baśka continues indistinctly] 1950 01:27:13,126 --> 01:27:14,751 [Justyna exhales] Okay, Krystyna. 1951 01:27:14,834 --> 01:27:15,959 You'll start, okay? 1952 01:27:16,043 --> 01:27:17,584 [Baśka continues indistinctly] 1953 01:27:17,668 --> 01:27:18,584 I don't know my lines. 1954 01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:20,334 -Who has the script? -Is there one? 1955 01:27:20,418 --> 01:27:23,668 I don't remember. It came out but then stopped being mine. 1956 01:27:23,751 --> 01:27:25,168 No, don't worry, okay? 1957 01:27:25,251 --> 01:27:27,626 Don't worry about it. We're gonna improvise this one. 1958 01:27:28,543 --> 01:27:29,376 Are we? 1959 01:27:30,293 --> 01:27:31,168 Improvise? 1960 01:27:31,918 --> 01:27:36,501 And the greatest clarity we can encounter is through the mistakes that we make. 1961 01:27:36,584 --> 01:27:38,709 And that is why, my dear children, 1962 01:27:38,793 --> 01:27:41,334 I wish you all incredible decisions 1963 01:27:41,418 --> 01:27:43,959 that lead to beautiful, wonderful mistakes. 1964 01:27:44,043 --> 01:27:46,876 [Justyna] You said it yourself. Children don't want scripted crap. 1965 01:27:46,959 --> 01:27:48,918 They want fun or action. 1966 01:27:49,543 --> 01:27:51,376 -Truth. -[Hamza sighs] 1967 01:27:51,459 --> 01:27:52,459 [Lesław exhales] 1968 01:27:52,543 --> 01:27:54,251 [Baśka] Don't be afraid to make mistakes. 1969 01:27:54,876 --> 01:27:55,709 [Kazimierz] Hmm. 1970 01:27:56,209 --> 01:27:59,459 Because I'd like to see some normal, smart people in this country. 1971 01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:04,918 So we're improvising! [chuckles] 1972 01:28:05,001 --> 01:28:06,001 [Tadeusz sniffles] 1973 01:28:06,584 --> 01:28:07,584 One second, uh… 1974 01:28:07,668 --> 01:28:08,876 I just wanted… [sighs] 1975 01:28:08,959 --> 01:28:11,168 …to say it's, um, a new era for Tadeusz. 1976 01:28:11,251 --> 01:28:13,084 A Tadeusz who doesn't impose himself on anyone, 1977 01:28:13,168 --> 01:28:15,126 and who listens and… [sighs] 1978 01:28:15,209 --> 01:28:17,043 And who is emotional. 1979 01:28:17,126 --> 01:28:19,709 -[Baśka] I'd like to welcome you all now… -[whispers] Shh! Let's go. 1980 01:28:19,793 --> 01:28:22,709 [Baśka] …to the long awaited Nativity Play! Bravo! 1981 01:28:22,793 --> 01:28:25,626 [all applauding] 1982 01:28:25,709 --> 01:28:28,501 [Middle Eastern music playing] 1983 01:28:29,876 --> 01:28:31,126 [Krystyna chuckles] 1984 01:28:31,209 --> 01:28:33,459 [Eryk chuckles] Uh, yeah! 1985 01:28:34,584 --> 01:28:36,668 Mary, uh… [chuckles] 1986 01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:38,251 -[Baśka] Joseph! -[boy 3] Don't! 1987 01:28:38,334 --> 01:28:39,918 -[Eryk] Uh… -[Baśka] Here, um… 1988 01:28:40,001 --> 01:28:42,126 [Kazimierz] Give me the gun! [grunts] 1989 01:28:42,209 --> 01:28:43,709 -[Tadeusz] Ah! -[Baśka] Jesus! 1990 01:28:43,793 --> 01:28:46,834 -[Kazimierz] Take it away from him! -No, hey, don't worry! It's just… 1991 01:28:46,918 --> 01:28:48,043 [screams] 1992 01:28:48,126 --> 01:28:50,959 [Tadeusz] I'm really sorry! Dear parents, I'm… I'm sorry! 1993 01:28:51,043 --> 01:28:53,168 -[Lesław vomits] -I'm sorry. Everything's under control. 1994 01:28:53,751 --> 01:28:55,251 The music! Start the music! 1995 01:28:55,751 --> 01:28:57,459 [all clamoring] 1996 01:28:57,543 --> 01:29:00,626 -Hey, hey! No, it's fine! Come on! Wait! -[Baśka] Róża! Róża! 1997 01:29:00,709 --> 01:29:02,709 [Lesław coughing] 1998 01:29:02,793 --> 01:29:04,959 -This is still a kindergarten! -[Baśka] Children! 1999 01:29:05,043 --> 01:29:08,626 It's all okay, my dears! We're all safe! 2000 01:29:08,709 --> 01:29:10,626 It's okay, dear. We're okay. 2001 01:29:10,709 --> 01:29:13,459 -[Justyna] Tadeusz, give me that. -Don't worry, everybody! 2002 01:29:13,543 --> 01:29:15,376 I'm a nutrition.. Ugh! [gags] 2003 01:29:15,459 --> 01:29:17,293 [Baśka] Stay with your parents! 2004 01:29:18,668 --> 01:29:21,168 [Kasia] Aw, our play. We messed it up! 2005 01:29:22,959 --> 01:29:25,334 [Baśka chuckles softly] 2006 01:29:25,418 --> 01:29:28,626 ["O Children" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds playing] 2007 01:29:38,209 --> 01:29:41,334 -[exhales] -♪ Pass me that lovely little gun ♪ 2008 01:29:43,043 --> 01:29:45,251 ♪ My dear, my darling one ♪ 2009 01:29:46,334 --> 01:29:49,168 ♪ The cleaners are coming, one by one ♪ 2010 01:29:50,459 --> 01:29:54,668 ♪ You don't even want to let them start… ♪ 2011 01:29:56,043 --> 01:29:57,126 What's up, Tytus. 2012 01:30:00,418 --> 01:30:01,376 So look… 2013 01:30:02,876 --> 01:30:04,584 I want to ask you something. 2014 01:30:08,251 --> 01:30:10,584 You still have six more months of kindergarten, right? 2015 01:30:11,626 --> 01:30:13,251 So I've been thinking… 2016 01:30:14,751 --> 01:30:16,876 Do you maybe want me to come to school with you? 2017 01:30:16,959 --> 01:30:18,751 I'd be your caretaker. 2018 01:30:18,834 --> 01:30:20,126 It's just a fancy name. 2019 01:30:22,043 --> 01:30:23,168 'Cause, actually… 2020 01:30:25,834 --> 01:30:28,834 I would really like to be coming here with you more as your… 2021 01:30:28,918 --> 01:30:30,043 Well, I guess… 2022 01:30:30,751 --> 01:30:32,376 ♪ Children ♪ 2023 01:30:32,459 --> 01:30:33,501 …as your pal. 2024 01:30:35,043 --> 01:30:36,376 Is that okay with you? 2025 01:30:36,876 --> 01:30:43,001 ♪ Lift up your voice Lift up your voice… ♪ 2026 01:30:44,543 --> 01:30:46,293 [breathes deeply] 2027 01:30:46,376 --> 01:30:48,043 ♪ Children ♪ 2028 01:30:52,376 --> 01:30:59,293 ♪ Rejoice, rejoice ♪ 2029 01:31:02,334 --> 01:31:03,418 [chuckles] 2030 01:31:03,501 --> 01:31:07,043 Ha! [chuckles] 2031 01:31:07,126 --> 01:31:08,293 Come to mama. 2032 01:31:08,376 --> 01:31:09,543 Over here. Oh! 2033 01:31:11,876 --> 01:31:13,001 ♪ Children… ♪ 2034 01:31:13,084 --> 01:31:14,043 [Hamza] Right? 2035 01:31:15,126 --> 01:31:17,459 -[indistinct chatter] -[Sandra chuckles] Come on. 2036 01:31:18,376 --> 01:31:21,459 [Krystyna laughing] 2037 01:31:21,543 --> 01:31:25,668 ♪ We're all weeping now, weeping because ♪ 2038 01:31:25,751 --> 01:31:31,418 ♪ There ain't nothing we can do To protect you ♪ 2039 01:31:33,043 --> 01:31:35,126 ♪ Children ♪ 2040 01:31:39,001 --> 01:31:45,834 ♪ Lift up your voice, lift up your voice ♪ 2041 01:31:48,668 --> 01:31:50,668 ♪ Children ♪ 2042 01:31:52,918 --> 01:31:56,168 A NIGHT AT THE KINDERGARTEN 2043 01:31:57,126 --> 01:31:58,293 [inaudible] 2044 01:31:58,376 --> 01:32:00,168 ♪ Rejoice ♪ 2045 01:32:00,251 --> 01:32:04,126 ♪ Hey little train, we're jumping on ♪ 2046 01:32:04,209 --> 01:32:07,751 ♪ The train that goes to the Kingdom ♪ 2047 01:32:08,459 --> 01:32:09,751 ♪ We're happy, Ma ♪ 2048 01:32:09,834 --> 01:32:11,251 ♪ We're having fun ♪ 2049 01:32:12,251 --> 01:32:15,959 ♪ And the train Ain't even left the station ♪ 2050 01:32:16,043 --> 01:32:19,584 ♪ Hey little train, wait for me ♪ 2051 01:32:19,668 --> 01:32:23,418 ♪ I once was blind, but now I see ♪ 2052 01:32:23,501 --> 01:32:27,168 ♪ Have you left a seat for me? ♪ 2053 01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:32,626 ♪ Is that such a stretch Of the imagination? ♪ 2054 01:32:32,709 --> 01:32:34,043 [music halts abruptly] 2055 01:32:35,251 --> 01:32:38,459 [gentle music playing] 2056 01:32:42,168 --> 01:32:44,751 [Tadeusz in Polish] ♪ Soon you'll be a big boy ♪ 2057 01:32:44,834 --> 01:32:47,126 ♪ Just a few more years ♪ 2058 01:32:47,209 --> 01:32:52,251 ♪ Nothing will disturb your peace You'll be strong, you'll have no fears ♪ 2059 01:32:52,334 --> 01:32:57,293 ♪ Because your father is here Because your father is here ♪ 2060 01:32:57,376 --> 01:33:01,459 ♪ Because your father, your old man ♪ 2061 01:33:02,418 --> 01:33:07,418 ♪ Because your father is here Because your father is here ♪ 2062 01:33:07,501 --> 01:33:11,543 ♪ Because your father, your old man ♪ 2063 01:33:42,668 --> 01:33:47,751 ♪ You're ten, fifteen You're twenty years old ♪ 2064 01:33:47,834 --> 01:33:52,834 ♪ But you still haven't had Enough of this world ♪ 2065 01:33:52,918 --> 01:33:57,876 ♪ Because your father is here Because your father is here ♪ 2066 01:33:57,959 --> 01:34:02,043 ♪ Because your father, your old man Looks after you and cares ♪ 2067 01:34:02,959 --> 01:34:08,001 ♪ Because your father is here Because your father is here ♪ 2068 01:34:08,084 --> 01:34:12,209 ♪ Because your father, your old man Looks after you and cares ♪ 2069 01:34:13,251 --> 01:34:18,126 ♪ Soon you'll be a father Your world will change ♪ 2070 01:34:18,209 --> 01:34:23,168 ♪ But you won't be alone Grandpa will help ♪ 2071 01:34:23,251 --> 01:34:28,209 ♪ Because your father is here Because your father is here ♪ 2072 01:34:28,293 --> 01:34:32,751 ♪ Because your father, your old man Looks after you and cares ♪ 2073 01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:38,293 ♪ Because your grandpa is here Because your grandpa is here ♪ 2074 01:34:38,376 --> 01:34:42,709 ♪ Because your grandpa is here ♪ 2075 01:34:43,418 --> 01:34:48,459 ♪ Because your father is here Because your father is here ♪ 2076 01:34:48,543 --> 01:34:53,168 ♪ Because your father, your old man Looks after you and cares ♪ 2077 01:34:53,251 --> 01:34:54,376 [Tadeusz and Eryk chuckle] 2078 01:34:54,459 --> 01:34:57,043 -[Tadeusz in Polish] See, Eryk? -[Eryk] Yeah, we can… 2079 01:34:57,126 --> 01:34:59,334 -[Tadeusz] No, no, no. We'll clean it up. -[Eryk] Yeah. 2080 01:34:59,418 --> 01:35:01,626 [dramatic music playing] 2081 01:36:19,334 --> 01:36:21,334 [music fades]