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People don't know
how much responsibility it is.
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They copulate and produce creatures
that wander around without purpose.
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He'll fall on his face.
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Look how his legs are shaking.
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His mother's not even looking.
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The boy is fighting for life
and she's Tindering for a dad.
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If he doesn't go ass over teakettle
in 30 seconds, I'll pay double.
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-That's it!
-Mom! Ouch!
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God! Wait.
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What's up, homie?
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There's this one day
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Very warm, yet in December
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A day, a casual day
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On which conflicts are not remembered
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There's this one day
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On which joy awaits us all
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It is a day
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We've all know since we were born
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From Earth to Heaven
From Heaven to Earth
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Everyone sends greetings back and forth
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Trees to birds
Birds to trees
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Snowflakes dance in the wind with ease
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There's this one day
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We spend together without a fuss
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A day, a beautiful day
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Today the year is gifting it to us
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Hey, Tytus.
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This is for his supper at 7:00.
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You won't believe it.
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I got free weed.
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What? He doesn't know what it means.
There are different kinds of weeds.
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You're completely irredeemable.
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I know exactly what you're doing.
I know your every move. Each one.
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This one, too?
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Stop. All you had to do was pick him up.
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I forgot.
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You know time passes differently for me.
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-Definitely does now.
-Are you angry?
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-Do I look angry?
-I bet you are.
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Four people died on my shift today,
but you pissed me off the most.
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There's a parents' association meeting
at Little Ray of Sunshine today.
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I'm sure they'll talk about Tytus again,
and I won't be there again.
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They really hate him.
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The looks they gave me when it got out
that I'm the only one who doesn't pay…
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Or when Tytus put a frankfurter
up a girl's nose.
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Or when he brought
a dead pigeon in his bag.
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The whole frankfurter?
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-I fucked up, I know.
-Hey! Please…
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-You were swearing too.
-But I was swearing towards the wall.
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But the sound bounces off and-- Okay.
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Fine.
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I fucked up.
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I'll go to the meeting for you.
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WELCOME
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No.
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I have to go to the hospital,
and somebody has to stay with him.
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Besides, you'd feel lost among adults.
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Bye, darling.
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Goodnight.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE KINDERGARTEN
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What have you got there?
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Tytus?
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These are my head--
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They're expensive.
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You break them, you buy them.
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Tytus…
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Not on the wall!
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Fucking great…
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Hey, dude. Can you do me a favor?
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Yeah?
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I have to go out.
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Want me to babysit the shitling?
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A NIGHT AT THE KINDERGARTEN
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This decision really wasn't easy,
but I've run out of options.
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As you know, your ideas didn't work.
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I don't think we can do this.
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-The consequences for the child--
-There's a lot of kids here.
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-For the child--
-Your opinion is one of many.
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This is too important--
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-Hey.
-Good evening.
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-I'm--
-Dorota's man, right? Eryk?
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How did you know?
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Her Insta. She has only a few photos.
You're in one of them, hugging her.
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It's got to be serious.
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I think so.
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You came to her son's PA meeting,
so it's mega serious. My name is Justyna.
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-Hi.
-I'm the Chair of the PA committee.
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-And you?
-I'm the headmistress.
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The meeting's over there.
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Hey, everyone!
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This is Eryk.
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-Hi, Eryk.
-Hi.
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Jeez, why so gloomy?
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-Hi, Eryk!
-Hi, Eryk!
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-Hello.
-Hi, Eryk!
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Since Eryk is new.
How about two-sentence introductions?
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Fuck me, you serious?
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Excuse me, we have a rule here.
Just one. No swearing.
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It becomes a habit, our kids absorb it,
and their lexicons get contaminated.
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Yeah, sure.
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In that case, I'm Eryk.
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That's the first sentence.
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I am Dorota's boyfriend-- I mean partner.
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I work as a sound designer,
and we can say that I'm Tytus' stepfather.
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That's the second.
A compound sentence. You're it!
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Since I'm twice your age,
can I get twice the sentences?
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No.
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Tadeusz.
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-Hi, Tadeusz.
-Hello.
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-We're the parents of two little kids.
-I'm Anka's dad.
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I'm Gaweł's mum.
We met here. You know how it is.
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I'm Pawełek's mum. He's a senior.
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-He's swims really well.
-Right.
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He wants a puppy. We're thinking about it.
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-We're seeing each other.
-I mean, at the kindergarten.
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We're both single.
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-Yeah, we are.
-I'm single.
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I had too many antics in my life
to sum it up in two sentences.
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Recently my husband took him go-karting.
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But enough about me.
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I'm Hamza.
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Hello, my name is Kazimierz.
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Four of my kids went to this kindergarten.
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Now Daniel goes here.
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Daniel has Down syndrome,
but I raise him as if he didn't.
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-That's admirable.
-Excuse me?
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I mean, cool.
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-I--
-Let's start!
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Before we move on to the main event,
namely our long-awaited Nativity play,
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I'd like to put one more issue for debate.
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Namely, the toilets.
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Kazimierz, thank you
for sponsoring the self-flushing toilets.
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No problem.
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Though, some parents disapprove of them,
because they don't teach independence.
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Who?
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Who disapproves?
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Pawełek sometimes doesn't poop for a week.
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-Bran.
-With all due respect, it's stupid.
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Kids have to know how to flush.
If they don't learn…
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Hamza.
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…they won't learn.
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Hamza.
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Look at me when you're talking to me.
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Stools used to float for hours.
You know how unhealthy that is?
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As a dietician and personal coach,
I think that excreting is sometimes
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more important than eating.
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-Let's focus, please.
-Listen. What I did was objectively good.
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Please, stop stressing out.
We're all grateful, right?
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Let's thank him. Thank you, Kazimierz.
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-Thank you.
-Of course.
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-Thank you.
-The problem is not sticking to protocol.
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Without voting.
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Because it was 7.15 p.m.,
and voting would bring on the yapping.
156
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When I wanted a real spruce Christmas
tree, I was told it wasn't eco-friendly.
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-I wanted to hang the national emblem--
-We should vote.
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With respect, this isn't your home.
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-This is a community.
-This is fu--
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YES
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Toilets begone!
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"Crap-pers." I assume it means "no."
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Toilets "yes." Toilets "no."
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"No."
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"Yes."
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And "yes" to the toilets.
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It's a draw.
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I'm quite happy with the outcome.
Pluralism wins and--
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Kazimierz, excuse me a second.
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Eryk?
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Bon appétit.
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Dorota authorized you to be here.
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Yeah. Sure.
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Right.
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-So, we have one more vote.
-He doesn't even have an offspring.
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Kaziu, chill out
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Eryk is Tytus' stepfather.
A stepfather is like a father, really.
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-Exactly.
-Just a different name.
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-So, are you for or against shit?
-Kaziu, language.
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It's a philosophical issue, right?
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Is it better for a person to be brought up
with conveniences or without?
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I didn't have any.
I grew up in tower blocks.
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I shared a room with three siblings.
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-But I turned out fine, right?
-Yeah…
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Although sometimes I wish
someone flushed the toilet for me.
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But since it's Dorota's vote, not yours…
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That's right.
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She has slightly different priorities.
189
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So, unfortunately…
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Regretfully, I have to vote
against the toilets.
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Hey, Eryk!
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Don't worry.
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He's always edgy. You'll get used to it.
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-No, thanks.
-No?
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I'll be going, so… Thanks.
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00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,126
It's a pity because…
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there's no integration
without alcoholization.
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Tadeusz, don't encourage him.
He brings booze to every meeting.
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One day I'll succeed.
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-That's it, right?
-It is for you.
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We still have the Nativity play.
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No one bothered to rehearse,
so we're staying until we get it right.
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Yeah, we know.
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We don't have a part for you.
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Unless you want to be
a tree or a snowflake.
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No, thanks.
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00:14:08,626 --> 00:14:10,459
I came here to show I care.
208
00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:14,084
So if you could whisper to Dorota
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that I'm responsible, I'd appreciate it.
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She does her best for Tytus.
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Sure.
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-Right… See ya!
-Bye!
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Cool hat, Tadeusz!
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Thank you.
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MUSICLAND
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I'm a dietician. I have to
weigh myself each time I pee.
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-Take care.
-Bye.
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PEELAND
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I was worried that this guy
was going to stay.
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That'd be problematic.
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00:15:04,543 --> 00:15:06,668
-How shall we do it?
-About that…
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We won't vote now. After the rehearsal.
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First, I'll talk to everyone individually.
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I can't just tell Tadeusz or Sandra
that Tytus is a little dirtbag.
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It has to be subtle.
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I hope everyone understands the problem.
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00:15:26,876 --> 00:15:30,418
The kid has to go. Today.
Or he'll end up killing someone.
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Flush the toilet, young explorer!
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-Hey!
-Hey.
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Come on, pick up.
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Pick up, for fuck's sake!
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-Is it really that bad?
-Fuck me!
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Don't worry.
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Everyone reacts that way
after talking to these people.
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A week ago one woman berated me
because her son learned the word "ass."
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She has no idea what else he knows.
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00:16:23,418 --> 00:16:24,293
But they want…
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00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:25,626
She…
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She wants to kick Tytus out.
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Sir, didn't you--
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Let's get on first name basis.
It'll be easier. Baśka.
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Eryk.
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So you already know.
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This morning, she…
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I wish I could say
that she asked me about it.
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But she doesn't ask.
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She informs.
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Ms. Justyna.
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She has the right to do that,
if the majority of parents support her.
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Even if it's a dick move…
251
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She can expel Tytus.
252
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But that's life, right?
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-Miss, you gotta help me.
-Not "Miss."
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That's right. I mean, you have to help me.
There must be laws, rules, principles…
255
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:16,334
We have to fight. Miss, I mean--
Are you the headmistress or not?
256
00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:17,418
Eryk.
257
00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:21,043
Forget it. This is Little Ray of Sunshine.
258
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AAH IT'S DOROTA
SORRY, CAN'T TALK. YOU GUYS OK?
259
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:44,418
YES!
260
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LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE
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OUR PARENTS' COMMITTEE
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JUSTYNA KĘS
263
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What are you inviting us to?
264
00:17:56,626 --> 00:18:00,251
To a New Year's Eve party.
I've created an event on Facebook.
265
00:18:00,334 --> 00:18:03,834
Kazimierz, for the hundredth time,
don't bring a gun to where kids are.
266
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:07,793
I have a permit. One day you'll thank me.
Besides, it's not loaded.
267
00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:11,043
Lesław! You guys are coming, right?
268
00:18:11,668 --> 00:18:13,084
Tadzik, we can't.
269
00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:17,001
We're away with the kids for Christmas.
Our first trip together, to Livigno.
270
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:19,668
It's such a hectic time. You understand.
271
00:18:19,751 --> 00:18:22,584
-Yeah, sure. This way nobody will show up.
-Work!
272
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:27,668
-Hamza is working. Justyna?
-I'm a single mum, dear. Always busy.
273
00:18:27,751 --> 00:18:28,584
I'll be there.
274
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,834
I guess I'll have to call it off again.
275
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,334
Such potential for conversation…
276
00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:35,709
And Eryk joined us…
277
00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:37,793
He's cool, isn't he?
278
00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:40,293
Nice piece of ass. He could totally join.
279
00:18:40,376 --> 00:18:41,543
Yeah, he's nice.
280
00:18:42,168 --> 00:18:44,834
Eryk! We were just talking about you.
281
00:18:44,918 --> 00:18:46,918
You were? Positive things, I hope.
282
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:53,834
I was on my way home,
but I kept thinking about your play, and…
283
00:18:54,918 --> 00:19:00,209
I thought that I'd never forgive myself
if I didn't at least play a tree.
284
00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:05,418
Krycha, there's got to be
a small part for our lost wanderer.
285
00:19:07,376 --> 00:19:08,918
I mean, you know… Sure--
286
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:10,959
-But the script's complete.
-How about--
287
00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:12,626
-Joseph.
-Excuse me?
288
00:19:13,126 --> 00:19:14,501
I've been saying for weeks
289
00:19:14,584 --> 00:19:17,209
that this Nativity play
is incomplete without Joseph.
290
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:19,209
If we have Mary and Jesus,
291
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:22,751
the Wise Men, even sheep and donkeys,
292
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:25,084
we must have a Joseph too.
293
00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:29,668
The theme is the role of the mother.
Mary is notoriously omitted.
294
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,918
She pushed the brat out and then?
Let the men handle the rest?
295
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:36,459
Besides, Joseph had no input
in the creation of Jesus.
296
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,793
-You know, there was no--
-Justyna.
297
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:41,251
-I think that we shouldn't…
-Yeah?
298
00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:45,501
We shouldn't confuse the children.
There's always Joseph in the stable.
299
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:49,668
He even has a halo over his head.
300
00:19:49,751 --> 00:19:52,751
Joseph has been depicted
this way since the 14th century.
301
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:53,668
See?
302
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:57,626
Let him take part.
Such potential can't go to waste.
303
00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:59,751
We can vote if you want.
304
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,876
Who's in favor of having Joseph,
as it's been for ages?
305
00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:05,126
That's not necessary.
Thank you, Kazimierz.
306
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,834
Cool. So I'm Joseph, right?
307
00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:08,543
-Yep.
-Yes, congratulations.
308
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,709
Krysia, how fast can you
rewrite the script?
309
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:12,709
I don't know.
310
00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:14,543
It took me a month to write it.
311
00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:15,584
An hour, okay?
312
00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:17,626
The structure was carefully considered.
313
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:22,918
-The prologue and epilogue rhyme.
-Dress rehearsal in one hour. At 8.00 p.m.
314
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:25,293
Everything has to be ready by then.
315
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,709
Okay. Give it back.
316
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:31,043
Carry on cutting out the crowns.
Every child must be a king.
317
00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:34,834
Tadeusz, the snow must fall slowly.
Not all at once.
318
00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:36,959
Kazimierz, build the stage.
319
00:20:37,043 --> 00:20:38,793
-Kacha, Lesław, costumes.
-Ma'am.
320
00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:41,293
-We don't want to wear rags.
-Okay.
321
00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:44,293
And we need something for Joseph.
322
00:20:45,251 --> 00:20:47,001
Justynka, listen.
323
00:20:48,251 --> 00:20:49,751
Let's work this out, okay?
324
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:50,668
Justyna.
325
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:52,043
Justyna.
326
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,418
Coffee?
327
00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:55,876
Yes, please.
328
00:20:56,418 --> 00:20:57,751
WORLD'S BEST DAD, LOVE
329
00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,043
Can we talk like adults?
330
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:01,543
With milk?
331
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:05,459
-Soy milk, if you have some.
-Soy?
332
00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:07,251
I'm impressed.
333
00:21:09,209 --> 00:21:10,876
Don't do it today, okay?
334
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:14,543
Not like this.
335
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,001
Because, you know…
336
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,251
It's a little, you know…
337
00:21:21,876 --> 00:21:24,126
It's kind of unfair towards Dorota.
338
00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:27,709
Maybe… work it out with her?
339
00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:30,709
We've talked about it many times.
340
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:32,876
She doesn't want to listen.
341
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,251
-Well, I don't know.
-Yeah.
342
00:21:37,918 --> 00:21:40,418
What are they talking about
so passionately?
343
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:44,418
There's a lot of tension between them.
344
00:21:44,918 --> 00:21:47,501
Boys, it's pretty obvious.
345
00:21:48,168 --> 00:21:49,418
They're fucking.
346
00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:58,084
Justyna, I respect your point of view,
your role as a mother.
347
00:21:58,168 --> 00:22:00,334
But I think
348
00:22:00,876 --> 00:22:04,501
that you should also look at it
from different points of view.
349
00:22:05,543 --> 00:22:10,084
For example, from my point of view,
because, to be honest, this is…
350
00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:12,751
immature.
351
00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:18,584
Okay, we'll work it out.
352
00:22:19,251 --> 00:22:20,126
Great.
353
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:24,251
I know what you're afraid of.
354
00:22:26,334 --> 00:22:28,001
It's gonna look like you've lost.
355
00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:31,209
To avoid that, as soon as we expel Tytus,
356
00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:35,043
I'll call Dorota and tell her
how brave and manly you were.
357
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:38,584
I don't want to put a wedge
in your relationship.
358
00:22:39,084 --> 00:22:42,959
Especially since it's not easy because…
you're irredeemable.
359
00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:49,001
Deal?
360
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,709
Oh, no.
361
00:22:59,501 --> 00:23:00,584
I'm so clumsy.
362
00:23:00,668 --> 00:23:02,459
Don't worry, I'll clean it up.
363
00:23:02,543 --> 00:23:05,834
You get some thumbtacks
from the storage in the Avocado Corridor.
364
00:23:11,376 --> 00:23:12,209
Told you.
365
00:23:15,126 --> 00:23:16,834
Where's the Avocado Corridor?
366
00:23:19,084 --> 00:23:21,209
LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE
367
00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:36,043
VAGABONDS
GLOBETROTTERS
368
00:23:44,334 --> 00:23:46,126
I'll show you a Nativity play.
369
00:23:52,876 --> 00:23:53,709
Ouch!
370
00:23:55,751 --> 00:23:57,084
It's childproof.
371
00:23:57,168 --> 00:23:58,001
Jesus!
372
00:23:59,001 --> 00:23:59,959
Miss, do--
373
00:24:02,376 --> 00:24:05,293
-You like sneaking up on people?
-It's also adult-proof.
374
00:24:07,043 --> 00:24:09,209
-This is your office?
-No.
375
00:24:09,293 --> 00:24:10,834
My office isn't ready yet.
376
00:24:12,459 --> 00:24:15,084
-And you've been working here for…
-Four months.
377
00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:17,584
I won't let you destroy my kindergarten.
378
00:24:17,668 --> 00:24:20,751
Do I have to see each parent
like a priest during home visits?
379
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:24,334
Can't you declare
an epidemiological or bomb alert?
380
00:24:24,418 --> 00:24:26,459
I told you to forget about it.
381
00:24:27,126 --> 00:24:28,584
Did you forget?
382
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:32,293
Even if I really wanted
to screw them over,
383
00:24:32,376 --> 00:24:34,918
it's unethical.
384
00:24:35,001 --> 00:24:37,959
You're sipping whiskey
from a cup won by a five-year-old.
385
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:39,376
Touché.
386
00:24:41,293 --> 00:24:42,126
So it's a no?
387
00:24:43,668 --> 00:24:45,626
Be careful. Hey.
388
00:24:48,376 --> 00:24:49,209
Great.
389
00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:56,626
Dorota will never forgive me.
She'll dump me.
390
00:24:56,709 --> 00:25:00,084
-I thought it was about saving a child.
-It goes without saying.
391
00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:01,584
You know what? Whatever.
392
00:25:04,251 --> 00:25:06,584
-Damn, it's obviously about the kid.
-It is?
393
00:25:07,251 --> 00:25:10,001
-I'll handle it myself.
-One piece of advice.
394
00:25:10,584 --> 00:25:14,334
Never ever leave them alone with Justyna.
395
00:25:18,501 --> 00:25:20,668
…all red, you know…
396
00:25:20,751 --> 00:25:25,251
Totally! Little Beetroot.
397
00:25:25,876 --> 00:25:26,709
Little Beetroot?
398
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:31,584
You won't get it.
It's a Little Ray of Sunshine inside joke.
399
00:25:31,668 --> 00:25:32,501
A silly joke.
400
00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:37,543
-I'm a Little Ray of Sunshine parent.
-You had to be there.
401
00:25:37,626 --> 00:25:39,668
-It's not funny out of context.
-Go on.
402
00:25:40,376 --> 00:25:43,251
Okay. There was this situation…
403
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:47,084
The kids performed in a show
called The Market Day.
404
00:25:47,168 --> 00:25:49,793
Each one talked about
the vegetable they represented.
405
00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:52,334
There was this Kamilek…
406
00:25:53,459 --> 00:25:56,709
Each child had to make a pose,
depicting a vegetable.
407
00:25:56,793 --> 00:25:59,876
One was a carrot, another one was a leek…
408
00:26:00,584 --> 00:26:04,293
So, it was the Kamilek's turn,
and he chose a beetroot.
409
00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:05,626
That's what he chose.
410
00:26:05,709 --> 00:26:08,334
-Lesław, strike the beetroot pose.
-No…
411
00:26:12,251 --> 00:26:15,959
And then the Kamilek said,
"I am a beetroot,"
412
00:26:16,751 --> 00:26:17,918
and he farted.
413
00:26:20,751 --> 00:26:25,459
Okay, I get it. The kid farted. Hilarious.
414
00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:28,376
No, I told you. You had to be there.
415
00:26:28,459 --> 00:26:31,668
He turned red,
and since then he's been Little Beetroot.
416
00:26:33,668 --> 00:26:36,459
Eryk, did you get
the thumbtacks I asked for?
417
00:26:36,543 --> 00:26:38,376
There weren't any, you know.
418
00:26:38,876 --> 00:26:42,501
-What?
-I guess we'll have to use the bad pins.
419
00:26:43,543 --> 00:26:45,459
-God!
-Kazik, are you all right?
420
00:26:45,543 --> 00:26:47,043
Things are falling apart.
421
00:26:47,126 --> 00:26:48,126
-Fuck!
-Stay still!
422
00:26:48,209 --> 00:26:49,043
Kazik, language!
423
00:26:49,126 --> 00:26:52,043
Can I not express
fucking pain in the father tongue?
424
00:26:52,126 --> 00:26:55,043
Hamza, it was uneven so I fu-- I fell.
425
00:26:55,126 --> 00:26:56,209
Is that right?
426
00:26:56,834 --> 00:26:59,293
We'll also need face paint.
427
00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:01,668
Can you handle that?
428
00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:07,043
-Third door to the right--
-No, sweetie. Where are you sending him?
429
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,501
Better stick with Tadeusz.
430
00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:15,543
I'm glad that finally
431
00:27:16,251 --> 00:27:19,168
a musical soul mate
has appeared at this kindergarten.
432
00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:20,834
Yeah…
433
00:27:22,751 --> 00:27:26,168
Because music just fucking
spills out of me.
434
00:27:27,293 --> 00:27:29,834
-Did you know I was one of The Bards?
-What?
435
00:27:31,543 --> 00:27:35,084
The Bards. Kaczmarski and the others.
436
00:27:36,584 --> 00:27:39,084
-Wow.
-They called me the Polish Bob Dylan.
437
00:27:40,043 --> 00:27:41,501
You know "Walls," right?
438
00:27:42,584 --> 00:27:44,084
Tadeusz, you're a genius.
439
00:27:44,168 --> 00:27:46,834
Out of modesty, I can't say I am.
440
00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:48,668
Your generation doesn't brag.
441
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:51,459
It doesn't post its face
on Insta all the time.
442
00:27:53,001 --> 00:27:54,709
You just know your worth.
443
00:27:54,793 --> 00:27:55,918
That's true.
444
00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:58,001
But they don't.
445
00:27:59,043 --> 00:27:59,876
Who?
446
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:02,584
The parents.
447
00:28:05,459 --> 00:28:08,084
-Why the man who wrote "Walls"…
-Inspired.
448
00:28:08,168 --> 00:28:12,793
…isn't responsible for the music
for a silly Nativity play?
449
00:28:14,584 --> 00:28:15,418
Well?
450
00:28:21,751 --> 00:28:24,668
Krysia, where are they?
451
00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:25,584
I'm writing.
452
00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:28,876
How would a sheep react to Jesus' birth?
453
00:28:38,709 --> 00:28:40,834
-You know what? Maybe I--
-Go, Tadek!
454
00:28:40,918 --> 00:28:43,418
Maybe I'm really not ready?
455
00:28:43,959 --> 00:28:46,918
-Jesus will also be born next year.
-You can do it.
456
00:28:47,834 --> 00:28:49,168
Ladies and gentlemen!
457
00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:50,834
EMOTIONS CORNER
458
00:28:50,918 --> 00:28:54,084
Tadeusz would like to present
his contribution to the play.
459
00:28:54,168 --> 00:28:55,918
Enjoy this piece, titled…
460
00:28:56,001 --> 00:28:58,209
-No, there's no title.
-No title.
461
00:28:58,293 --> 00:29:00,834
-Jeez, are they going to sing?
-No idea.
462
00:29:00,918 --> 00:29:02,959
Hit it, MC Dylan. You've got this.
463
00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:18,501
Christ was born tonight
In a stable out of sight
464
00:29:18,584 --> 00:29:21,043
I asked him
"Homie, what is this all about"?
465
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,793
He said to me
"Joy to the world in Bethlehem tonight!"
466
00:29:23,876 --> 00:29:26,751
And from then on
I had to start working it out, right?
467
00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:29,584
He was born in a stable
No crib for a bed
468
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:32,459
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down his sweet head
469
00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:35,043
Now listen carefully
To what lovely Mary said
470
00:29:35,126 --> 00:29:38,168
"Lee-lee-lee-lee-wow
Scoundrels rule our state"
471
00:29:38,251 --> 00:29:40,543
Politics rules our lives
My children dear
472
00:29:40,626 --> 00:29:43,043
Log out of your smartphones
Let God be with ye
473
00:29:43,126 --> 00:29:46,084
Mary was cradling her son
Singing to her little one
474
00:29:46,168 --> 00:29:48,709
"Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie
Dearest child of mine"
475
00:29:48,793 --> 00:29:51,251
Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie
In your manger you'll be fine
476
00:29:51,334 --> 00:29:54,251
Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie
Dearest child of mine
477
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,209
Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie
In your manger you'll be fine
478
00:30:02,418 --> 00:30:03,543
-Wow!
-Awesome!
479
00:30:07,084 --> 00:30:08,459
Justyna, what do you think?
480
00:30:10,418 --> 00:30:11,501
Got the paint?
481
00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:12,459
Yep, got it.
482
00:30:12,959 --> 00:30:18,668
-Great.
-I think our play is missing some fun.
483
00:30:18,751 --> 00:30:19,709
Tadeusz!
484
00:30:19,793 --> 00:30:22,459
Krysia is changing the script.
I suggest we add this.
485
00:30:22,543 --> 00:30:24,959
To show that Jesus Christ's birth is…
486
00:30:25,543 --> 00:30:26,376
a great time.
487
00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:28,584
-That's true.
-Yes. Did you like the tune?
488
00:30:28,668 --> 00:30:30,584
It was something. Let's add one thing.
489
00:30:31,126 --> 00:30:32,918
Christ is a historical figure.
490
00:30:33,001 --> 00:30:34,334
Here we go again.
491
00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:36,709
He is! And you can't change that.
492
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:40,584
You can bad-mouth him as much as you want,
but you can't deny his existence.
493
00:30:41,168 --> 00:30:43,626
That's why I'd add
an excerpt from the Bible.
494
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:45,584
-Jesus!
-Exactly.
495
00:30:45,668 --> 00:30:47,543
One passage or a psalm.
496
00:30:47,626 --> 00:30:50,209
Kazimierz, this really isn't
the time for--
497
00:30:50,293 --> 00:30:54,251
-Justi! I'd suggest a small dance routine.
-No.
498
00:30:54,334 --> 00:30:55,834
-Maybe backing vocals?
-No!
499
00:30:55,918 --> 00:30:58,834
-Yeah.
-To make it alive! He can't rap all alone.
500
00:30:58,918 --> 00:31:02,251
-Your routine would be obscene. So, no.
-Hey, don't you trust her?
501
00:31:02,334 --> 00:31:03,668
She might be right.
502
00:31:03,751 --> 00:31:04,876
I'd make it shorter.
503
00:31:04,959 --> 00:31:07,834
I don't think we can produce
a fully-professional show.
504
00:31:07,918 --> 00:31:09,584
Lee-lee-lee-lee-lie…
505
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,501
I'm not changing anything anymore.
506
00:31:11,584 --> 00:31:14,876
Guys, calm down.
We agreed on everything a month ago.
507
00:31:14,959 --> 00:31:16,959
We all had clearly-set tasks.
508
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:20,209
We had time for adjustments.
Has anything changed?
509
00:31:24,043 --> 00:31:26,084
Listen, don't worry about me.
510
00:31:26,168 --> 00:31:28,751
-I can play anything. I like everything.
-See?
511
00:31:28,834 --> 00:31:31,626
However, as the youngest
in the group, if I may…
512
00:31:32,876 --> 00:31:36,418
I think that kids these days
find it hard to concentrate.
513
00:31:36,501 --> 00:31:38,834
Just a dry rap would be cringy.
514
00:31:38,918 --> 00:31:42,626
They'll get bored.
It must be exciting. Explosions, music…
515
00:31:44,126 --> 00:31:45,543
I suggest we vote.
516
00:31:45,626 --> 00:31:46,834
Exactly. Let's vote.
517
00:31:46,918 --> 00:31:49,168
Let's not turn voting into a joke.
518
00:31:49,918 --> 00:31:50,751
I agree.
519
00:31:51,668 --> 00:31:53,376
-Let's add the song.
-Yeah!
520
00:31:53,459 --> 00:31:55,418
-And your dance routine.
-Yes!
521
00:31:55,501 --> 00:31:58,293
And a sentence from the Bible.
But it has to be clever.
522
00:31:58,376 --> 00:32:00,876
-Everything in the Bible is clever.
-Okay.
523
00:32:01,751 --> 00:32:03,584
Good.
524
00:32:03,668 --> 00:32:06,001
-Fuck!
-Language! I mean-- Oh, my…
525
00:32:06,709 --> 00:32:07,959
What happened?
526
00:32:08,043 --> 00:32:09,584
Sorry, I wasn't thinking.
527
00:32:09,668 --> 00:32:11,001
You did it on purpose.
528
00:32:12,668 --> 00:32:13,751
Justyna…
529
00:32:15,418 --> 00:32:17,751
Why would Eryk do that on purpose?
530
00:32:18,751 --> 00:32:21,168
Exactly. Why would he do that on purpose?
531
00:32:21,959 --> 00:32:23,918
Excuse me. I'll be right back.
532
00:32:29,793 --> 00:32:30,834
Justynka!
533
00:32:31,709 --> 00:32:33,709
Why don't we call it a day?
534
00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:37,793
Today was supposed to be nice.
The Nativity play, Christmas Eve, snow.
535
00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:41,168
Back in high school,
536
00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:46,626
when you got wound up,
it would sometimes end badly.
537
00:32:52,084 --> 00:32:54,376
Justynka is a bit uptight, isn't she?
538
00:32:56,043 --> 00:32:57,376
Is something going on?
539
00:32:58,751 --> 00:33:00,084
Yes. She had cancer.
540
00:33:01,751 --> 00:33:03,751
She's a wonderful mother.
A strong woman.
541
00:33:03,834 --> 00:33:06,709
She overcame her illness
while raising a child on her own.
542
00:33:08,793 --> 00:33:11,668
CANCER WITH YOU
BLESSING IN DISGUISE
543
00:33:11,751 --> 00:33:14,459
TALKING TO YOUR CHILD ABOUT CANCER.
I'VE WON. WHAT NOW?
544
00:33:14,543 --> 00:33:16,334
IT'S HARD.
WILL SHE COPE WITHOUT ME?
545
00:33:18,501 --> 00:33:19,334
Right…
546
00:33:19,918 --> 00:33:21,418
Cancer sucks.
547
00:33:53,584 --> 00:33:54,584
Snacking, are we?
548
00:33:55,751 --> 00:33:58,084
Yo! Look, he's such a good boy.
549
00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:00,709
-Tytus, say "Yo."
-"Yo."
550
00:34:00,793 --> 00:34:05,709
Yo! Of course he's a good boy.
He's helping me to roll a blunt.
551
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:06,626
For fuck's sake!
552
00:34:06,709 --> 00:34:11,834
Just kidding, dude. It's duct-tape.
I'm not giving him dope. Too expensive.
553
00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:14,834
Just put him to bed, okay? Or something.
554
00:34:15,668 --> 00:34:16,584
Later!
555
00:34:18,834 --> 00:34:21,751
That's it. Keep going.
556
00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:26,876
Thank you very much, young man.
557
00:34:27,751 --> 00:34:28,709
You're welcome.
558
00:34:32,334 --> 00:34:34,834
You bring spare dresses
to the PA meetings?
559
00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:36,959
A girl has to be ready for anything.
560
00:34:42,334 --> 00:34:43,834
Kazik, wait a second!
561
00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,168
SPORTSLAND
562
00:34:49,334 --> 00:34:50,293
After you.
563
00:35:01,459 --> 00:35:02,293
Kazik…
564
00:35:06,459 --> 00:35:09,376
Silly thing with the toilets.
I want to apologize.
565
00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:16,126
You can call it herd mentality,
or compliance, but--
566
00:35:16,209 --> 00:35:17,793
-No worries.
-Really?
567
00:35:19,501 --> 00:35:20,376
Fuck!
568
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:27,251
I had to.
569
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:28,959
Sorry.
570
00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:31,209
I had to see your face.
571
00:35:32,501 --> 00:35:34,418
Come on. I forgive you.
572
00:35:35,418 --> 00:35:36,751
Good, okay.
573
00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:39,459
I like scaring you guys to see your faces.
574
00:35:40,751 --> 00:35:42,334
I've got a license.
575
00:35:42,418 --> 00:35:45,626
-I'm jealous.
-I can help you get one, if you want.
576
00:35:49,209 --> 00:35:50,043
Listen…
577
00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:53,459
You know my kid, Tytus?
578
00:35:54,293 --> 00:35:55,126
Yeah.
579
00:35:55,626 --> 00:35:57,376
He's a nice boy, you know.
580
00:35:58,126 --> 00:36:00,751
He's a cool kid,
although he has some issues.
581
00:36:01,251 --> 00:36:02,501
But what kid doesn't?
582
00:36:04,751 --> 00:36:05,584
Right…
583
00:36:06,126 --> 00:36:09,251
Everyone deserves a second chance,
especially a child.
584
00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:11,459
Just like Mary Magdalene did.
585
00:36:13,251 --> 00:36:17,376
Exactly. Same thing with Barabbas,
Pontius Pilate, and so on.
586
00:36:18,001 --> 00:36:18,834
Yeah…
587
00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:24,001
-Sorry.
-No, please come in.
588
00:36:24,084 --> 00:36:27,084
-All done?
-Come on. We're all adults here.
589
00:36:27,584 --> 00:36:29,418
Yes, we are.
590
00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:31,459
I'm here to talk about one thing.
591
00:36:32,834 --> 00:36:35,168
Tytus walked in on us once, too.
592
00:36:36,626 --> 00:36:39,251
Tytusek. You know what's wrong with him.
593
00:36:39,334 --> 00:36:41,126
We all know how he behaves.
594
00:36:41,209 --> 00:36:43,501
Sure, he misbehaves, but it's not--
595
00:36:43,584 --> 00:36:45,084
It's a reason to worry.
596
00:36:45,168 --> 00:36:48,043
We can't burden our children with worries.
597
00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:50,209
It's why this place is colorful.
598
00:36:50,293 --> 00:36:51,834
…life is not colorful.
599
00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:54,793
People have problems.
Sometimes life is shit.
600
00:36:55,418 --> 00:36:59,168
Am I supposed to give up and say,
"Yo, Tytus. You're damaged goods"?
601
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:03,751
Cancer has taught me that sometimes
you must choose the lesser of two evils.
602
00:37:04,418 --> 00:37:06,376
Unfortunately, this is about evil.
603
00:37:07,751 --> 00:37:11,918
You know what people often say,
which is completely thoughtless of them?
604
00:37:12,001 --> 00:37:16,001
That some things are simply evil.
That gays or feminists are evil.
605
00:37:16,084 --> 00:37:17,918
That premarital sex is evil.
606
00:37:18,001 --> 00:37:18,834
Totally.
607
00:37:18,918 --> 00:37:19,751
Sex…
608
00:37:19,834 --> 00:37:21,793
Or that innocent kids are evil.
609
00:37:22,376 --> 00:37:23,793
Always do the right thing.
610
00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:25,626
Always do the right thing.
611
00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:26,543
Always.
612
00:37:26,626 --> 00:37:27,918
For our kids. Always.
613
00:37:28,001 --> 00:37:29,543
-Always.
-Always.
614
00:37:29,626 --> 00:37:31,001
For our kids.
615
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:32,918
Always.
616
00:37:37,001 --> 00:37:37,834
Done!
617
00:37:37,918 --> 00:37:39,126
PRINT
618
00:37:41,334 --> 00:37:42,876
OUT OF INK
619
00:37:42,959 --> 00:37:44,126
There's no ink.
620
00:37:44,209 --> 00:37:46,168
No ink? No scripts then.
621
00:37:47,126 --> 00:37:48,876
Use the other printer.
622
00:37:48,959 --> 00:37:49,876
Right.
623
00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,543
So there are two printers…
624
00:37:52,251 --> 00:37:53,709
Three. It's a pricey place.
625
00:37:55,334 --> 00:37:59,959
Sorry, I forgot Dorota doesn't pay.
I shouldn't have said that.
626
00:38:00,959 --> 00:38:02,668
Can we start the rehearsal?
627
00:38:17,376 --> 00:38:22,543
Once upon a time,
dear children, gather here,
628
00:38:22,626 --> 00:38:27,543
Jesus was lying in a stable,
long before he had facial hair.
629
00:38:29,251 --> 00:38:31,418
Your beard is crooked.
630
00:38:31,501 --> 00:38:33,709
…for all the children to live in peace.
631
00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:36,709
Everyone has a mother, and so did he…
632
00:38:36,793 --> 00:38:40,168
before he died on the cross,
unfortunately.
633
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:42,459
Women like beards. They look mature.
634
00:38:42,543 --> 00:38:44,334
-Let it go, Justynka.
-You wish.
635
00:38:44,418 --> 00:38:45,918
You know what I wish for?
636
00:38:47,376 --> 00:38:49,376
To see you face when you lose.
637
00:38:50,126 --> 00:38:53,709
Joseph and Mary came to Bethlehem.
They were very cold.
638
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,376
Joseph and Mary!
639
00:38:58,543 --> 00:38:59,501
That's us.
640
00:39:06,001 --> 00:39:07,668
My dear baby Jesus.
641
00:39:07,751 --> 00:39:10,293
It's so hard to look after you all alone.
642
00:39:10,376 --> 00:39:11,918
Change it to "on my own."
643
00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:13,751
…on my own.
644
00:39:14,584 --> 00:39:16,001
Joseph, you're here.
645
00:39:16,751 --> 00:39:17,668
I am.
646
00:39:18,876 --> 00:39:20,418
But my stomach hurts.
647
00:39:21,668 --> 00:39:23,834
When will the Wise Men bring the myrrh?
648
00:39:23,918 --> 00:39:27,043
-Myrrh is not edible, Joseph.
-Mary…
649
00:39:27,751 --> 00:39:28,584
Go on.
650
00:39:29,626 --> 00:39:31,251
Why did we have this baby?
651
00:39:32,168 --> 00:39:33,334
It's not your baby.
652
00:39:33,918 --> 00:39:35,251
You're the stepfather.
653
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,709
That's true, Joseph. God is his father.
654
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:42,084
Don't cry, little baby.
Your father is with you. Your father, God.
655
00:39:42,168 --> 00:39:45,043
Oh, poor me. Oh, frightened me.
656
00:39:45,626 --> 00:39:47,168
When will I get some help?
657
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:50,918
Joseph can only make tables.
When will he put food on the tables?
658
00:39:51,001 --> 00:39:53,543
-Let's eat the sheep.
-Stop improvising. Be quiet.
659
00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:55,209
My line is, "My stomach hurts."
660
00:39:55,293 --> 00:39:57,626
-This took a fucking hour? Really?
-Language.
661
00:39:57,709 --> 00:40:01,001
Mary, every mother is lonely,
even if she has a husband.
662
00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:03,876
-Not every boy will become Jesus.
-There you go.
663
00:40:03,959 --> 00:40:06,459
-Oh, no! everything's-- Tadeusz!
-I'm sorry.
664
00:40:06,543 --> 00:40:07,668
Tadeusz, I told you.
665
00:40:07,751 --> 00:40:10,584
I don't think it snowed
in Bethlehem back then, or ever.
666
00:40:10,668 --> 00:40:11,918
I'm not doing this.
667
00:40:13,418 --> 00:40:16,793
Even if Joseph isn't the father,
he should have a voice.
668
00:40:16,876 --> 00:40:19,209
-Why would he?
-He's raising him!
669
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:22,126
Regardless whether
the Holy Spirit came upon her,
670
00:40:23,001 --> 00:40:26,168
or fucking Casper the Friendly Ghost.
671
00:40:27,334 --> 00:40:30,709
The dude works his ass off
and raises the kid as his own.
672
00:40:32,876 --> 00:40:35,751
Maybe that's why the kid
acts like a little douchebag.
673
00:40:36,709 --> 00:40:40,918
-Excuse me?
-Stop! I didn't agree to this blasphemy.
674
00:40:41,001 --> 00:40:44,084
-Say that again.
-This is what I was talking about.
675
00:40:44,168 --> 00:40:45,834
You're right. It's obvious.
676
00:40:45,918 --> 00:40:47,376
Eryk, just admit it.
677
00:40:47,959 --> 00:40:51,251
You two have been acting weird
from the beginning.
678
00:40:51,334 --> 00:40:53,168
-You know everything?
-Yeah.
679
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:55,584
-Poor Tytus, in the middle of this.
-Exactly.
680
00:40:55,668 --> 00:40:56,751
-Not that poor.
-So…
681
00:40:57,834 --> 00:40:59,334
Let's just vote.
682
00:40:59,418 --> 00:41:00,668
Vote?
683
00:41:00,751 --> 00:41:05,668
-But you two look good together.
-What?
684
00:41:05,751 --> 00:41:07,376
I mean, come on.
685
00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:09,876
You're fucking.
686
00:41:11,501 --> 00:41:13,126
You mean me and him?
687
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:14,084
Well, yeah…
688
00:41:18,501 --> 00:41:20,751
Dear Justynka, why don't you tell them
689
00:41:20,834 --> 00:41:22,334
what this is all about?
690
00:41:24,126 --> 00:41:25,376
-What do you mean?
-Okay.
691
00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:28,668
Hamza, please turn off the music.
692
00:41:32,501 --> 00:41:35,168
So, my dears…
693
00:41:36,251 --> 00:41:38,751
Justyna wants to expel Tytus
from the kindergarten.
694
00:41:40,626 --> 00:41:42,834
She wants to kick him out
of your community,
695
00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:44,251
where every child belongs.
696
00:41:44,334 --> 00:41:46,626
But I guess only the rich kids belong.
697
00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:50,709
Maybe I don't get what this is about.
698
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:54,626
Care to explain?
Everyone is listening. The floor is yours.
699
00:41:54,709 --> 00:41:57,876
-Well, then--
-Enough. Let's vote. Krysia, the slips.
700
00:41:57,959 --> 00:41:59,209
But… you know what?
701
00:41:59,293 --> 00:42:01,209
Listen, how about an open vote?
702
00:42:01,876 --> 00:42:04,918
Great idea!
Let's see what kind of people we are.
703
00:42:11,251 --> 00:42:13,584
As the Chair of the Parents' Committee,
704
00:42:13,668 --> 00:42:16,418
I call a vote regarding Tytus Kwiatkowski.
705
00:42:16,918 --> 00:42:19,709
Those in favor of his early winter break--
706
00:42:19,793 --> 00:42:21,501
"Early break"? Tell it like it is.
707
00:42:22,001 --> 00:42:24,543
Kicking a kid out of fucking kindergarten.
708
00:42:28,543 --> 00:42:29,959
Please raise your hands.
709
00:42:39,334 --> 00:42:40,793
-Raise it.
-Okay.
710
00:42:46,876 --> 00:42:49,709
-I'd like to say something.
-Who is in favor?
711
00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:52,543
Okay.
712
00:42:55,876 --> 00:42:56,959
Is anyone against?
713
00:43:02,293 --> 00:43:05,001
-I'll try to explain.
-Just be quiet, man.
714
00:43:05,084 --> 00:43:07,251
Eryk, this is not aimed at you.
715
00:43:08,001 --> 00:43:10,751
It's not even aimed at Tytusek.
It's just that…
716
00:43:12,959 --> 00:43:14,543
The boy has issues.
717
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:15,709
No, listen…
718
00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:19,459
Hold on. This is absurd.
719
00:43:19,543 --> 00:43:21,418
Could the headmistress say something?
720
00:43:22,793 --> 00:43:26,501
Ladies and gentlemen,
please remain calm and reasonable.
721
00:43:26,584 --> 00:43:28,043
-Let's think--
-Thank you.
722
00:43:28,126 --> 00:43:30,501
With all due respect,
leave this to the parents.
723
00:43:30,584 --> 00:43:33,793
You have to feel like a parent,
and you're not one.
724
00:43:36,251 --> 00:43:40,668
I think that my experience
as a teacher entitles me to comment on--
725
00:43:40,751 --> 00:43:41,959
Okay, tell us.
726
00:43:43,334 --> 00:43:45,793
Does he know the alphabet?
Can he tie his shoes?
727
00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:47,918
I think you are crossing the line.
728
00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:50,834
-Oh?
-I've been on Tytus' case for two months.
729
00:43:50,918 --> 00:43:52,834
Tytus is starting to show--
730
00:43:52,918 --> 00:43:55,001
Way too slow, ma'am.
731
00:44:01,918 --> 00:44:02,751
Too slow.
732
00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:07,209
I'm sorry.
733
00:44:12,168 --> 00:44:17,251
Tytus is really mean to my twins.
He switches their names on purpose.
734
00:44:18,001 --> 00:44:19,959
He made Róża play…
735
00:44:21,376 --> 00:44:22,543
"naked people."
736
00:44:23,168 --> 00:44:26,793
I understand having welfare grants
and whatnot, but…
737
00:44:27,376 --> 00:44:29,834
-It's okay that he's poor--
-But he must behave.
738
00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:32,376
-This is fucking too much.
-He calls Elifa names.
739
00:44:32,459 --> 00:44:35,293
-Like what? Al-Jazeera?
-No. "Cunt."
740
00:44:35,376 --> 00:44:37,001
I noted down the swear words.
741
00:44:37,084 --> 00:44:43,251
That's 23 F-words, 13 A-words, 14 W-words,
and 11 C-words, the worse kind.
742
00:44:43,334 --> 00:44:47,126
He didn't call my son Daniel,
with Down syndrome, any names.
743
00:44:47,209 --> 00:44:49,168
But he drew a penis on his forehead.
744
00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:51,084
It took us three days to get it off.
745
00:44:51,168 --> 00:44:52,168
He called me…
746
00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:53,959
Turdeusz.
747
00:44:54,543 --> 00:44:56,543
He gives meat to the vegetarian kids.
748
00:44:56,626 --> 00:44:58,959
He hums catchy tunes before nap time.
749
00:44:59,043 --> 00:45:00,751
He ate butter like a candy stick.
750
00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:02,209
He bit kids in the heels!
751
00:45:02,293 --> 00:45:04,501
Said he was Batman
and beat up needy people.
752
00:45:04,584 --> 00:45:05,876
He slanders our country.
753
00:45:09,751 --> 00:45:13,376
-Okay, so he did some bad things.
-Yep.
754
00:45:13,459 --> 00:45:16,709
All kids do, and not all kids are cute.
755
00:45:16,793 --> 00:45:19,876
If you judged me as a kid,
I'd be flying out of here.
756
00:45:21,959 --> 00:45:24,001
-He's five years old.
-He's six.
757
00:45:28,918 --> 00:45:29,793
You know…
758
00:45:30,668 --> 00:45:32,126
My Kinga has scars.
759
00:45:33,959 --> 00:45:36,334
You know the looks
they gave me at the doctor's?
760
00:45:39,751 --> 00:45:41,459
Tytus locked her up in a box.
761
00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:47,876
For a few hours, during an aerobics class.
762
00:45:47,959 --> 00:45:50,876
The kids were dancing to loud music, so…
763
00:45:55,793 --> 00:45:57,418
Nobody heard her scream.
764
00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:02,001
Only when…
765
00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:04,626
Krysia came to pick up Pawełek…
766
00:46:06,626 --> 00:46:07,793
she let her out.
767
00:46:12,543 --> 00:46:14,876
The whole box was covered in her blood.
768
00:46:25,126 --> 00:46:29,543
Maybe tomorrow, during the play,
we could make Tytus an angel?
769
00:46:29,626 --> 00:46:31,418
-I'll add it to the script.
-Yes?
770
00:46:32,376 --> 00:46:33,626
So that he has…
771
00:46:34,668 --> 00:46:37,459
nice memories at the end.
772
00:46:37,543 --> 00:46:38,918
But he has to leave.
773
00:46:40,251 --> 00:46:41,584
Fuck!
774
00:47:05,751 --> 00:47:07,084
AAH IT'S DOROTA
775
00:47:10,168 --> 00:47:13,709
-I have to tell you something.
-Wait, before I forget.
776
00:47:14,876 --> 00:47:17,209
I'm sorry I snapped at you.
777
00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:20,418
It's not your fault. He's not your son.
778
00:47:20,501 --> 00:47:22,209
You didn't sign up for this.
779
00:47:22,293 --> 00:47:24,876
He's a difficult child. I know. And you…
780
00:47:24,959 --> 00:47:25,793
Dorota…
781
00:47:25,876 --> 00:47:28,084
…are not that responsible.
782
00:47:28,168 --> 00:47:30,626
I know, that's your style,
783
00:47:31,459 --> 00:47:33,668
and I love you for that, for…
784
00:47:35,168 --> 00:47:36,084
I don't know.
785
00:47:36,709 --> 00:47:39,084
I'll be home in an hour and a half.
We'll talk.
786
00:47:39,168 --> 00:47:40,084
Will you be up?
787
00:47:40,584 --> 00:47:41,459
I'll try.
788
00:47:42,043 --> 00:47:45,001
You wanted to say something.
Is Tytus sleeping?
789
00:47:46,459 --> 00:47:49,459
No, it's nothing. It can wait.
790
00:47:49,543 --> 00:47:51,209
Okay. Hugs for both of you.
791
00:47:51,293 --> 00:47:52,251
-Bye.
-Bye.
792
00:48:11,084 --> 00:48:12,293
Little douchebag.
793
00:48:16,001 --> 00:48:18,084
I thought he treated only me this way.
794
00:48:20,334 --> 00:48:23,793
That it was a rite of passage
for the new guy.
795
00:48:24,959 --> 00:48:28,418
Any kid will always hate
their mother's boyfriend, right?
796
00:48:28,501 --> 00:48:34,584
I don't know, maybe it's stupid,
but I wish he locked me in a box.
797
00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:40,209
He doesn't talk to me at all.
Not even "Get lost."
798
00:48:40,293 --> 00:48:43,126
You don't give a shit about me?
So fucking be it.
799
00:48:43,209 --> 00:48:46,959
But we share a home, so…
Maybe you could show some maturity?
800
00:48:48,668 --> 00:48:53,293
You don't have to go to the kindergarten
or look at me. You win, Tytus.
801
00:48:54,168 --> 00:48:55,043
You win.
802
00:48:57,626 --> 00:48:58,459
What?
803
00:49:07,084 --> 00:49:10,793
-Jesus, woman. What is this?
-I know. They are a bit disturbing.
804
00:49:10,876 --> 00:49:13,334
-You don't say.
-But in a way, they're cute.
805
00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:14,501
You think it's funny?
806
00:49:15,709 --> 00:49:18,709
I can see why the kids
become so fucked up here.
807
00:49:18,793 --> 00:49:23,168
Jesus, man! I don't mean the penises.
Some kids at this age just draw them.
808
00:49:24,584 --> 00:49:25,418
Keep looking.
809
00:50:19,418 --> 00:50:20,834
I'm just tired.
810
00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:22,126
-I understand.
-It's…
811
00:50:23,126 --> 00:50:24,709
-Fuck…
-It's okay.
812
00:50:25,209 --> 00:50:26,543
It's not that, it's…
813
00:50:28,584 --> 00:50:30,918
a sort of physiological reaction.
814
00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:38,084
Wow!
815
00:50:42,543 --> 00:50:43,376
So…
816
00:50:47,126 --> 00:50:49,251
I guess we have to do something about it.
817
00:51:04,126 --> 00:51:06,251
I wish you peace, Hamza.
818
00:51:08,418 --> 00:51:12,001
I wish we have
a wonderful family Christmas.
819
00:51:12,834 --> 00:51:14,209
Yep. Sure.
820
00:51:14,959 --> 00:51:18,126
Hamza, don't you feel weird
sharing a Christmas wafer with us?
821
00:51:18,209 --> 00:51:20,626
No. Why? It's a tradition like any other.
822
00:51:25,126 --> 00:51:26,668
-What about me?
-Well…
823
00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:29,459
Krysia!
824
00:51:29,959 --> 00:51:31,251
So? To victory?
825
00:51:32,584 --> 00:51:34,209
-That's a Christmas wish?
-Yeah.
826
00:51:36,209 --> 00:51:37,834
Cut it out, Justyna.
827
00:51:37,918 --> 00:51:40,084
People wish each other
health and happiness…
828
00:51:40,168 --> 00:51:43,001
The poor thing is still a child.
829
00:51:44,918 --> 00:51:48,584
I'm kidding. It was a joke.
830
00:51:48,668 --> 00:51:49,501
Justynka…
831
00:51:50,876 --> 00:51:54,793
I won't wish you anything.
You have it all.
832
00:51:54,876 --> 00:51:56,209
-Tadeuszek.
-Yes?
833
00:51:56,293 --> 00:51:57,584
-Be healthy.
-Thanks.
834
00:51:57,668 --> 00:52:00,459
Listen, excuse me for a moment.
You know what?
835
00:52:00,959 --> 00:52:02,626
Have a drink tonight.
836
00:52:03,418 --> 00:52:04,251
Have a drink.
837
00:52:04,751 --> 00:52:06,501
I have God elsewhere…
838
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,751
I didn't want to make
stereotypical assumptions
839
00:52:11,834 --> 00:52:13,251
that you have weed.
840
00:52:13,793 --> 00:52:15,543
But I was hoping you did.
841
00:52:18,543 --> 00:52:20,001
Why you acting so nice to me?
842
00:52:20,876 --> 00:52:23,543
You're a sound…
843
00:52:25,168 --> 00:52:26,584
You're my musical soulmate.
844
00:52:27,293 --> 00:52:32,126
My life revolves around work,
my kid, young wife…
845
00:52:32,668 --> 00:52:36,043
She knows nothing about music.
She doesn't know anything.
846
00:52:36,834 --> 00:52:38,751
I got into a fucking mess…
847
00:52:43,084 --> 00:52:44,334
I'm a sound designer.
848
00:52:44,834 --> 00:52:45,668
Right.
849
00:52:46,209 --> 00:52:47,418
Awesome.
850
00:52:48,334 --> 00:52:49,626
I totally envy you.
851
00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:51,251
So what exactly do you do?
852
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:54,376
I hold a pole with a mic attached to it.
853
00:52:54,459 --> 00:52:58,126
When they film a show,
I say "Got it," or "I didn't get it."
854
00:52:59,084 --> 00:53:02,251
But recently I've been losing jobs
because I suck even at that.
855
00:53:02,751 --> 00:53:06,251
So… this is your musical soulmate.
856
00:53:09,709 --> 00:53:11,709
Apart from Róża, I also have a son.
857
00:53:11,793 --> 00:53:13,668
He's your age.
858
00:53:13,751 --> 00:53:15,084
Maybe a bit older.
859
00:53:15,168 --> 00:53:17,584
He was born on December 23.
860
00:53:17,668 --> 00:53:22,709
Back then, men weren't allowed
on the labor ward, so I was home alone.
861
00:53:24,126 --> 00:53:26,834
I was really nervous.
Had to keep myself busy.
862
00:53:29,251 --> 00:53:32,084
So I wrote him a lullaby.
863
00:53:34,251 --> 00:53:38,959
Soon you'll be a big boy
Just a few more years
864
00:53:39,043 --> 00:53:44,293
Nothing will disturb your peace
You'll be strong, you'll have no fears
865
00:53:44,376 --> 00:53:48,793
Because your father is here
Because your father is here
866
00:53:49,334 --> 00:53:53,376
Because your father, your old man
Looks after you and cares
867
00:53:53,459 --> 00:53:57,793
You're 10, 15
You're 20 years old
868
00:53:58,418 --> 00:54:03,043
But you still haven't had
Enough of this world
869
00:54:03,668 --> 00:54:08,209
Because your father is here
Because your father is here
870
00:54:08,293 --> 00:54:09,709
Because your father…
871
00:54:09,793 --> 00:54:12,751
We'd sing it every time
I visited him at his mom's.
872
00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:18,209
He no longer wants to have
much to do with me.
873
00:54:19,668 --> 00:54:21,709
I don't know. Maybe I'm irritating?
874
00:54:22,668 --> 00:54:25,709
That's why I wanted Róża, to do it right…
875
00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:28,001
this time…
876
00:54:29,251 --> 00:54:30,376
To not fuck it up.
877
00:54:33,001 --> 00:54:34,668
You didn't fuck anything up.
878
00:54:37,959 --> 00:54:39,376
At least you were there.
879
00:54:41,334 --> 00:54:44,918
Because your father, your old man is here
880
00:54:45,793 --> 00:54:48,376
Because your father is here…
881
00:54:48,459 --> 00:54:50,293
Kacha, come here for a minute.
882
00:54:52,334 --> 00:54:53,793
Beautiful smell…
883
00:54:54,293 --> 00:54:55,251
Of course.
884
00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:59,126
I hope I don't sound rude,
but may I have a puff?
885
00:55:00,001 --> 00:55:00,959
I've got plenty.
886
00:55:02,084 --> 00:55:03,501
Of course you do.
887
00:55:04,084 --> 00:55:05,209
Is everything okay?
888
00:55:06,001 --> 00:55:06,834
You know…
889
00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:10,751
-I've seen better days.
-I've never had one in my mouth.
890
00:55:10,834 --> 00:55:13,251
You've never had one in your mouth? Okay.
891
00:55:13,334 --> 00:55:16,001
-This will be nice.
-So, inhale…
892
00:55:16,084 --> 00:55:18,459
I think I'll call Dorota after all.
893
00:55:19,001 --> 00:55:21,251
I'll tell her how it was. You were brave.
894
00:55:21,334 --> 00:55:22,334
You fought hard.
895
00:55:22,418 --> 00:55:24,168
What strain is it? Sativa?
896
00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:26,334
It's my responsibility. Thank you.
897
00:55:27,084 --> 00:55:28,293
Sativa.
898
00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:30,626
-Sandra…
-Excuse me, wait.
899
00:55:31,126 --> 00:55:32,376
I wanted to, you know…
900
00:55:32,876 --> 00:55:33,709
This is crazy!
901
00:55:34,584 --> 00:55:35,459
…thank you.
902
00:55:36,043 --> 00:55:39,543
You know, for voting in my favor.
It was really nice of you.
903
00:55:39,626 --> 00:55:41,126
-For the toilets?
-No.
904
00:55:41,668 --> 00:55:42,626
-Tytus.
-Sandra.
905
00:55:43,459 --> 00:55:44,334
-What?
-What?
906
00:55:44,418 --> 00:55:48,126
No, sorry. I wasn't paying attention.
907
00:55:49,168 --> 00:55:52,459
Let's say that Sandra
has problems with sleeping.
908
00:55:52,543 --> 00:55:53,543
I…
909
00:55:54,501 --> 00:55:56,251
I actually haven't slept
910
00:55:57,001 --> 00:56:00,293
since…
911
00:56:00,376 --> 00:56:01,418
Since the baby.
912
00:56:03,501 --> 00:56:04,918
Since you had your baby?
913
00:56:05,918 --> 00:56:09,043
Because when you have kids,
your whole world gets…
914
00:56:12,001 --> 00:56:16,084
-My kid always follows me to the toilet.
-Sweet.
915
00:56:16,168 --> 00:56:19,168
Róża doesn't acknowledge number seven.
916
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,751
She counts "four, five, six, eight."
917
00:56:23,709 --> 00:56:27,209
I don't know if it's her brain,
or if she's just teasing us.
918
00:56:27,293 --> 00:56:28,126
-No…
-No…
919
00:56:28,209 --> 00:56:30,168
-Children are dumb.
-What?
920
00:56:30,751 --> 00:56:32,918
Children are dumb. All of them.
921
00:56:33,001 --> 00:56:34,834
I know how the world works.
922
00:56:34,918 --> 00:56:36,751
At the beginning, kids are dumb,
923
00:56:36,834 --> 00:56:40,001
and over time,
they gradually become less dumb.
924
00:56:40,084 --> 00:56:42,834
I'm just really
looking forward to that moment,
925
00:56:42,918 --> 00:56:45,793
when I come home
and have someone to talk to.
926
00:56:45,876 --> 00:56:48,376
I want fucking complex-compound sentences.
927
00:56:48,459 --> 00:56:49,959
You can…
928
00:56:50,626 --> 00:56:52,668
You can talk to me.
929
00:56:52,751 --> 00:56:55,751
Maybe they're not dumb,
but they are stressful.
930
00:56:57,501 --> 00:57:01,043
Recently he was playing, I was ironing.
I briefly looked at the TV.
931
00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:04,376
I turn back. He's standing
in an open window on the seventh floor.
932
00:57:04,459 --> 00:57:07,418
And he's calling his dad,
who is rarely at home, "Witek!"
933
00:57:08,001 --> 00:57:09,751
-He was one centimeter from…
-Gosh…
934
00:57:09,834 --> 00:57:12,293
-Doesn't he understand heights? Moron!
-Terrible…
935
00:57:12,376 --> 00:57:14,501
-Jesus, I'm sorry!
-Don't be. He's a moron.
936
00:57:14,584 --> 00:57:17,043
Eryk, do you want to have your own child?
937
00:57:17,918 --> 00:57:20,543
It's also a…
938
00:57:21,043 --> 00:57:22,376
A philosophical issue.
939
00:57:23,334 --> 00:57:24,834
A descendant is a descendant.
940
00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:28,084
Justyna…
941
00:57:31,334 --> 00:57:33,043
Come. I'll tell you something.
942
00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:34,584
Come…
943
00:57:35,293 --> 00:57:37,501
"Hello, take me."
944
00:57:38,668 --> 00:57:41,918
I really can't.
My Kinia will smell it at once.
945
00:57:42,001 --> 00:57:45,834
The thing about me is that I can't lie.
I'll have to explain, and…
946
00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:49,126
See, Eryk? It's cool
that you don't have kids.
947
00:57:49,209 --> 00:57:50,626
You can fool around…
948
00:57:52,584 --> 00:57:55,584
Listen, I'll be going now, so…
949
00:57:56,501 --> 00:57:58,626
It is what it is.
950
00:58:00,668 --> 00:58:02,084
You guys are all right.
951
00:58:03,418 --> 00:58:04,293
You too.
952
00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:07,918
Too bad you're leaving.
Little Ray of Sunshine is nice.
953
00:58:08,001 --> 00:58:09,001
Say what?
954
00:58:09,084 --> 00:58:11,751
Yeah, I was just going to talk to you all.
955
00:58:11,834 --> 00:58:13,918
What does he mean by "leaving"?
956
00:58:14,001 --> 00:58:17,751
Dang it. I think I overstepped again.
Sorry, go on, ma'am.
957
00:58:18,793 --> 00:58:21,209
In the wake of the current situation,
958
00:58:21,293 --> 00:58:23,293
I'd like to present you with this.
959
00:58:23,918 --> 00:58:24,876
Here.
960
00:58:25,501 --> 00:58:28,251
Thank you all very much.
961
00:58:28,334 --> 00:58:29,168
Good night.
962
00:58:31,834 --> 00:58:35,168
"Due to inability to cooperate
and lack of communication,
963
00:58:35,251 --> 00:58:39,584
I resign from the position of headmistress
of the Little Ray of Sunshine."
964
00:58:39,668 --> 00:58:43,834
-Okay, we all know it by heart.
-She even stamped it.
965
00:58:46,959 --> 00:58:49,293
Justyna, we have to do something about it.
966
00:58:49,376 --> 00:58:51,376
Listen, she'll get over it, right?
967
00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:53,626
She's a cool gal.
968
00:58:53,709 --> 00:58:56,459
-We won't find a better headmistress.
-I like her too.
969
00:58:56,543 --> 00:58:58,668
She's a homosexual but doesn't flaunt it.
970
00:58:58,751 --> 00:59:00,376
We should've bought her a gift.
971
00:59:00,459 --> 00:59:04,584
Yesterday you said, "We pay her,
so we don't have to buy her a gift."
972
00:59:04,668 --> 00:59:07,418
But a gesture of good will is important.
973
00:59:07,501 --> 00:59:10,376
I'll get some chocolates
from the gas station.
974
00:59:10,459 --> 00:59:12,543
I'll invite her for a drink.
975
00:59:12,626 --> 00:59:15,043
-We'll explain--
-Tadeusz, why always alcohol?
976
00:59:15,126 --> 00:59:18,709
Excuse me, Krysia, dear.
With all due respect, but…
977
00:59:19,251 --> 00:59:22,126
-My life's not your business.
-Let's not blame each other.
978
00:59:22,209 --> 00:59:23,543
None of us is responsible.
979
00:59:24,334 --> 00:59:26,251
-Except, you know…
-Guys, listen.
980
00:59:27,751 --> 00:59:30,251
Let's not overreact. Let's go home--
981
00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:31,751
We can't go home now.
982
00:59:31,834 --> 00:59:35,084
-We'll stay until we're done.
-Tadeusz, is that from the playroom?
983
00:59:35,168 --> 00:59:36,001
-What?
-The cups…
984
00:59:36,584 --> 00:59:38,418
-Yep.
-They're for tomorrow.
985
00:59:38,501 --> 00:59:41,209
What if it gets mixed up,
some kid gets drunk and dies?
986
00:59:41,293 --> 00:59:43,043
-Yeah, right…
-Justynka, help.
987
00:59:43,126 --> 00:59:45,418
-Okay.
-What a mess, Tadziu. What a mess.
988
00:59:45,918 --> 00:59:50,168
As the Chair of the PA committee,
I'll go and put an end to this conflict.
989
00:59:55,168 --> 00:59:56,459
You find this funny?
990
00:59:56,543 --> 00:59:59,043
Justynka, you?
Put an end to this conflict?
991
00:59:59,126 --> 01:00:01,001
How are you going to do that?
992
01:00:01,084 --> 01:00:02,959
I mean, she hates you.
993
01:00:04,001 --> 01:00:05,376
I wouldn't call it "hate."
994
01:00:05,876 --> 01:00:08,334
We want the same thing.
The best for our children.
995
01:00:08,418 --> 01:00:09,959
-Justynka.
-Yes?
996
01:00:10,459 --> 01:00:14,334
Well, I think it might be better
if we send the parent reps.
997
01:00:14,418 --> 01:00:15,876
Sorry!
998
01:00:15,959 --> 01:00:19,043
Yes, both of you go. No, I forgot!
999
01:00:19,126 --> 01:00:20,793
All three. Take Sandra.
1000
01:00:20,876 --> 01:00:21,793
I can go.
1001
01:00:21,876 --> 01:00:23,209
What are you implying?
1002
01:00:23,293 --> 01:00:25,709
Kissing Justyna's ass speaks for itself.
1003
01:00:25,793 --> 01:00:27,126
Bad words don't hurt me.
1004
01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,126
Eryk should go.
1005
01:00:31,709 --> 01:00:33,376
-Eryk?
-I really shouldn't.
1006
01:00:33,918 --> 01:00:34,834
No, you shouldn't.
1007
01:00:34,918 --> 01:00:37,459
Unless… you really want me to.
1008
01:00:37,543 --> 01:00:38,793
No, I mean…
1009
01:00:38,876 --> 01:00:39,834
Eryk…
1010
01:00:40,584 --> 01:00:44,293
You have the right to do it.
Your kid goes to this kindergarten.
1011
01:00:45,001 --> 01:00:45,918
Really?
1012
01:00:46,001 --> 01:00:47,043
He still does.
1013
01:00:52,418 --> 01:00:53,334
Okay, then.
1014
01:00:53,834 --> 01:00:56,084
Listen, I think Eryk should go.
1015
01:01:00,668 --> 01:01:02,001
Anyone else want to go?
1016
01:01:16,543 --> 01:01:18,418
Yes, it is my final decision.
1017
01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:21,043
We understand, Headmistress.
1018
01:01:21,543 --> 01:01:25,418
However, we'd like to know
what caused you to make this decision.
1019
01:01:25,501 --> 01:01:29,918
-Excuse me.
-We'd like to find a way to fix this.
1020
01:01:30,459 --> 01:01:31,376
Headmistress…
1021
01:01:32,043 --> 01:01:33,334
Behave yourself!
1022
01:01:33,834 --> 01:01:34,834
I'm sorry.
1023
01:01:34,918 --> 01:01:36,168
-Plushie.
-Thank you.
1024
01:01:36,251 --> 01:01:39,876
Headmistress, we just want
everyone to be happy.
1025
01:01:46,918 --> 01:01:49,834
I'd like to sincerely apologize to you.
1026
01:01:51,501 --> 01:01:53,501
I said what I said, but--
1027
01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:54,876
I'm not angry with you.
1028
01:01:55,793 --> 01:01:58,959
I'm just used to a different work model.
1029
01:01:59,043 --> 01:02:01,876
We're tired, so cut to the chase.
What do you want?
1030
01:02:02,793 --> 01:02:07,376
I'll stay if I get to run the kindergarten
in a way more similar to my model.
1031
01:02:09,918 --> 01:02:11,709
But how can I be sure of that?
1032
01:02:14,501 --> 01:02:15,334
Yeah.
1033
01:02:15,834 --> 01:02:16,668
Exactly.
1034
01:02:21,168 --> 01:02:24,376
I file a motion to change
the Chair of the PA Committee.
1035
01:02:25,418 --> 01:02:26,418
-What?
-Excuse me?
1036
01:02:29,543 --> 01:02:32,376
"Chairwoman," sorry.
Feminine grammatical gender, right?
1037
01:02:32,876 --> 01:02:34,918
Kazik, stop joking around.
1038
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:38,959
Have you ever heard me telling a joke?
For the sake of clarity, I'll repeat.
1039
01:02:39,543 --> 01:02:43,001
-It is about our children's best interest.
-True.
1040
01:02:43,543 --> 01:02:46,876
Guys, you can't do it like this,
in the dead of the night.
1041
01:02:46,959 --> 01:02:49,001
Krysia, has anyone asked you for help?
1042
01:02:49,584 --> 01:02:50,626
Kazik…
1043
01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:52,584
You want to outvote me?
1044
01:02:53,501 --> 01:02:54,709
This isn't about me.
1045
01:02:54,793 --> 01:02:59,459
-It's about what's best for our children.
-Okay. I fucking know what it's about.
1046
01:03:02,126 --> 01:03:04,418
Listen. Of course you can vote.
1047
01:03:04,501 --> 01:03:06,334
If that's what you want.
1048
01:03:06,418 --> 01:03:07,543
But Justyna…
1049
01:03:09,168 --> 01:03:11,376
You shouldn't be here when we vote.
1050
01:03:13,501 --> 01:03:15,251
You've got to be kidding, dear.
1051
01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:20,334
Everything's clear. They've planned it.
He and the headmistress.
1052
01:03:20,418 --> 01:03:22,084
It's a conspiracy. Can't you see?
1053
01:03:22,168 --> 01:03:24,334
They've plotted together. You're so naive.
1054
01:03:24,418 --> 01:03:29,418
None of you cares about what's best
for our children if you trust this junkie.
1055
01:03:30,001 --> 01:03:30,959
This punk.
1056
01:03:32,543 --> 01:03:33,626
And this wh--
1057
01:03:34,293 --> 01:03:35,126
Woman.
1058
01:03:38,334 --> 01:03:39,543
But I won't give up.
1059
01:03:44,834 --> 01:03:45,751
Excuse me.
1060
01:03:48,418 --> 01:03:49,251
Here we go.
1061
01:04:03,293 --> 01:04:06,376
I don't feel good about it.
1062
01:04:07,251 --> 01:04:09,876
-Didn't she have--
-Cancer, yes. And my son's slow.
1063
01:04:09,959 --> 01:04:11,626
-Kazik!
-What?
1064
01:04:11,709 --> 01:04:14,084
Shame on all of you.
Justyna is a good person.
1065
01:04:14,168 --> 01:04:15,001
Is that so?
1066
01:04:15,501 --> 01:04:16,751
Yeah, super good.
1067
01:04:17,251 --> 01:04:18,084
Yes.
1068
01:04:18,751 --> 01:04:21,709
I've known her since high school.
Okay, sometimes she flips.
1069
01:04:21,793 --> 01:04:24,459
But there's heart
underneath that hard shell.
1070
01:04:24,543 --> 01:04:28,001
We also have to choose
the new Chair of the PA committee.
1071
01:04:28,084 --> 01:04:31,043
-I put myself forward.
-This is not the right time.
1072
01:04:31,126 --> 01:04:33,668
Well done! I guess Justyna…
1073
01:04:34,376 --> 01:04:36,084
SPORTSLAND
1074
01:04:36,168 --> 01:04:39,168
It must be done now.
We can't exist without a governing body.
1075
01:05:04,793 --> 01:05:07,959
Should've been this way from the start.
Congratulations, Hamza.
1076
01:05:08,043 --> 01:05:09,376
We must drink to that!
1077
01:05:09,459 --> 01:05:10,834
-You're the new Chair?
-Yep.
1078
01:05:10,918 --> 01:05:15,709
Fortunately, good old Tadeusz
always comes prepared. Here.
1079
01:05:15,793 --> 01:05:16,834
What about Kazik?
1080
01:05:17,459 --> 01:05:19,168
-My own liqueur.
-It is?
1081
01:05:22,501 --> 01:05:25,334
-Everything okay?
-Yeah, sure. Everything's fine.
1082
01:05:26,293 --> 01:05:30,084
Listen, it all came out a bit wrong.
Everything happened so fast.
1083
01:05:31,543 --> 01:05:33,043
I didn't get to…
1084
01:05:33,876 --> 01:05:37,543
say my goodbyes
and thank you all for your cooperation.
1085
01:05:37,626 --> 01:05:40,543
Tadeusz.
Your comments have always been helpful.
1086
01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:42,918
They offered us
an experienced perspective.
1087
01:05:43,001 --> 01:05:44,959
"Out of the box," as they say.
1088
01:05:45,043 --> 01:05:47,251
You know, I did my best.
1089
01:05:47,918 --> 01:05:51,626
Lesław. Thanks to you, our kids
went to Warsaw Water Filters.
1090
01:05:51,709 --> 01:05:53,251
The Filters are cool.
1091
01:05:54,376 --> 01:05:58,918
Kacha, I should have trusted
your artistic sense a bit more.
1092
01:05:59,501 --> 01:06:01,459
Now you'll be free to experiment.
1093
01:06:02,293 --> 01:06:03,126
Sandra.
1094
01:06:04,834 --> 01:06:05,834
Exactly…
1095
01:06:05,918 --> 01:06:07,251
My Krysia…
1096
01:06:07,751 --> 01:06:10,293
We've always been together.
I loved your script.
1097
01:06:10,376 --> 01:06:11,793
It was really meaningful.
1098
01:06:11,876 --> 01:06:12,709
What about me?
1099
01:06:13,918 --> 01:06:15,043
And you're a dick.
1100
01:06:15,126 --> 01:06:17,626
-Okay, Justyna. You need to rest.
-Wait.
1101
01:06:18,501 --> 01:06:20,834
Eryk, who gave you the right to speak?
1102
01:06:21,418 --> 01:06:22,418
It's astonishing.
1103
01:06:22,501 --> 01:06:24,459
You've been here only a few hours,
1104
01:06:24,543 --> 01:06:27,251
and you've managed to wrap
everyone around your finger.
1105
01:06:31,168 --> 01:06:33,334
How dare you treat me this way?
1106
01:06:34,209 --> 01:06:36,709
After all I've done for this place.
1107
01:06:38,001 --> 01:06:40,626
Without me, your kids
would be eating fucking sand.
1108
01:06:40,709 --> 01:06:43,834
-They wouldn't go on trips.
-They went to Warsaw Water Filters.
1109
01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:48,293
Kazik's kid wouldn't even be here.
There'd be no kids with special needs.
1110
01:06:48,376 --> 01:06:52,334
Tytus wouldn't be here. He wouldn't have
the chance to show how wonderful he is.
1111
01:06:52,418 --> 01:06:53,459
Justyna.
1112
01:06:54,626 --> 01:06:55,459
Chill.
1113
01:06:55,543 --> 01:06:56,793
You win.
1114
01:06:57,334 --> 01:06:58,543
Little Beetroot stays.
1115
01:07:02,793 --> 01:07:04,543
Krysia, do something.
1116
01:07:05,584 --> 01:07:06,584
Little Beetroot?
1117
01:07:08,334 --> 01:07:09,293
Well, Eryk…
1118
01:07:10,251 --> 01:07:11,668
It was Tytus who farted
1119
01:07:11,751 --> 01:07:13,501
and became Little Beetroot.
1120
01:07:13,584 --> 01:07:14,959
We all laughed at him.
1121
01:07:16,168 --> 01:07:19,584
Turned him into
our Little Ray of Sunshine inside joke.
1122
01:07:23,626 --> 01:07:25,668
Who came up with Little Beetroot?
1123
01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:29,501
-Wasn't it one of Hamza's twins?
-Really?
1124
01:07:31,834 --> 01:07:33,626
Tytus is Little Beetroot?
1125
01:07:33,709 --> 01:07:34,876
You think it's funny?
1126
01:07:35,626 --> 01:07:38,501
-I said, do you think it's funny?
-Get away from me!
1127
01:07:39,251 --> 01:07:40,793
Don't spit at me!
1128
01:07:40,876 --> 01:07:42,209
-Justyna!
-Give me that!
1129
01:07:42,293 --> 01:07:43,626
It's self-defense.
1130
01:07:43,709 --> 01:07:45,209
It's not loaded.
1131
01:07:48,501 --> 01:07:49,751
It's loaded.
1132
01:08:01,209 --> 01:08:03,418
I just want to talk to you all.
1133
01:08:06,251 --> 01:08:08,668
You're a bunch of fucking hypocrites.
1134
01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:10,459
You're all shitty parents,
1135
01:08:10,543 --> 01:08:12,251
yet you criticize me.
1136
01:08:18,918 --> 01:08:19,876
Hamza…
1137
01:08:20,376 --> 01:08:23,709
your twins cry every day
at the kindergarten, you know?
1138
01:08:23,793 --> 01:08:26,209
-Because you're a shitty father.
-I know.
1139
01:08:26,293 --> 01:08:29,251
So say it. "I am a shitty father." Go on.
1140
01:08:30,418 --> 01:08:31,793
I am a shitty father.
1141
01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:46,959
Go on. "I am…"
1142
01:08:47,043 --> 01:08:48,709
I am a shitty father.
1143
01:08:49,293 --> 01:08:50,126
Kacha.
1144
01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:51,668
I am a shitty father.
1145
01:08:51,751 --> 01:08:53,959
What the fuck? You're a shitty mother.
1146
01:08:59,418 --> 01:09:01,834
Here's the thing.
We had integration parties.
1147
01:09:02,834 --> 01:09:04,334
Three, right?
1148
01:09:04,418 --> 01:09:05,376
Without you.
1149
01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:07,043
I mean, without you, sir.
1150
01:09:08,126 --> 01:09:10,043
Dear, esteemed Mr. Tadeusz.
1151
01:09:10,126 --> 01:09:12,584
Go on, for fuck's sake. "I am a shitty…"
1152
01:09:14,459 --> 01:09:15,293
Tadeusz!
1153
01:09:16,584 --> 01:09:18,501
A shitty parent!
1154
01:09:19,084 --> 01:09:20,751
You have a shitty hat.
1155
01:09:32,084 --> 01:09:33,834
I am a shitty mother.
1156
01:09:34,543 --> 01:09:35,584
A bad mother.
1157
01:09:36,626 --> 01:09:37,626
Krysia!
1158
01:09:37,709 --> 01:09:39,376
It's not your time to shine.
1159
01:09:39,459 --> 01:09:40,418
And so are you.
1160
01:09:43,293 --> 01:09:44,709
You're a shitty mother.
1161
01:09:45,626 --> 01:09:46,834
I'm a great mother.
1162
01:09:50,084 --> 01:09:52,084
As it happens, I am an ace mother.
1163
01:09:53,626 --> 01:09:56,084
I have a daughter
that I raised to be a fighter.
1164
01:09:56,168 --> 01:09:59,709
No, Justyna.
I really didn't want to tell you this…
1165
01:10:00,418 --> 01:10:01,543
Tytus didn't…
1166
01:10:02,376 --> 01:10:03,834
lock her in the box.
1167
01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:06,834
Who the fuck did, then?
1168
01:10:09,418 --> 01:10:10,251
Krysia.
1169
01:10:11,334 --> 01:10:12,668
She locked herself in.
1170
01:10:14,751 --> 01:10:16,793
She told me when I got her out.
1171
01:10:17,876 --> 01:10:18,709
She said that…
1172
01:10:19,418 --> 01:10:21,043
she didn't want to go home.
1173
01:10:22,459 --> 01:10:23,459
Your daughter…
1174
01:10:24,293 --> 01:10:26,001
she's scared of you.
1175
01:10:29,126 --> 01:10:29,959
Krysia…
1176
01:10:32,251 --> 01:10:33,668
what is she scared of?
1177
01:10:41,001 --> 01:10:42,668
-That's not true.
-It's true.
1178
01:10:45,834 --> 01:10:48,501
Shut your fucking lousy mouth, Krysia.
1179
01:10:49,293 --> 01:10:51,959
-What did they use to call you at school?
-Justyna!
1180
01:10:52,043 --> 01:10:54,168
They called her
Krysia Long Fucking Tongue.
1181
01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:57,584
-Not just because you gave blowjobs.
-Justyna, chill.
1182
01:10:57,668 --> 01:11:00,334
Your child hiding from you
isn't the end of the world.
1183
01:11:01,168 --> 01:11:02,501
Jeez…
1184
01:11:03,001 --> 01:11:04,584
Tytus does weird stuff too.
1185
01:11:04,668 --> 01:11:06,959
You can't worry about it so much.
1186
01:11:09,459 --> 01:11:10,584
God!
1187
01:11:24,709 --> 01:11:25,543
I'm sorry.
1188
01:11:36,043 --> 01:11:38,876
It's a natural bodily reaction.
I'm a dietician.
1189
01:11:38,959 --> 01:11:41,126
Justynka! Everyone is tense.
1190
01:11:42,168 --> 01:11:43,251
Have a drink.
1191
01:11:43,334 --> 01:11:46,293
If you want, I'll call Kinga
and explain everything.
1192
01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:54,709
Krysia…
1193
01:11:55,459 --> 01:11:58,834
-Did you really suck off half of the boys?
-Fuck off!
1194
01:12:07,001 --> 01:12:09,043
-Can we turn it down a little?
-No!
1195
01:12:09,126 --> 01:12:11,918
The whole town must hear Tadeusz' party!
1196
01:12:12,418 --> 01:12:14,459
Yes, honey. It's taking a bit longer.
1197
01:12:17,418 --> 01:12:20,376
-The kids will be here tomorrow.
-Kids-schmids. Come on.
1198
01:12:20,459 --> 01:12:22,084
They don't know this smell.
1199
01:12:22,668 --> 01:12:23,584
Kazik!
1200
01:12:25,251 --> 01:12:27,751
Look at me when I'm talking to you. Kazik!
1201
01:12:28,501 --> 01:12:30,668
I hope you aren't upset
that they chose me.
1202
01:12:30,751 --> 01:12:31,834
No, of course not.
1203
01:12:32,376 --> 01:12:34,501
The better man won, Hamza.
Congratulations.
1204
01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:35,459
Thanks.
1205
01:12:36,043 --> 01:12:37,709
Let's keep this party going!
1206
01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:48,126
Hey!
1207
01:12:51,793 --> 01:12:53,168
Hey!
1208
01:12:55,751 --> 01:12:57,084
Ms. Krystyna!
1209
01:12:57,168 --> 01:12:58,168
To victory!
1210
01:12:58,834 --> 01:13:01,543
You were fucking awesome. Mega!
1211
01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:04,709
Please turn off the music!
1212
01:13:04,793 --> 01:13:05,876
What's with Justyna?
1213
01:13:05,959 --> 01:13:08,459
About that…
1214
01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:14,209
Doesn't matter. Emotions. It happens…
What matters is that it's over.
1215
01:13:15,084 --> 01:13:16,251
Over?
1216
01:13:17,793 --> 01:13:21,293
You haven't heard!
Tytus didn't lock Kinga in the box!
1217
01:13:22,626 --> 01:13:25,126
I'm not sure if he's staying.
1218
01:13:30,168 --> 01:13:31,001
Touché!
1219
01:13:31,834 --> 01:13:33,584
You got me! Oh, boy.
1220
01:13:33,668 --> 01:13:35,209
I'm not convinced.
1221
01:13:35,293 --> 01:13:37,001
It's my responsibility now.
1222
01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:40,209
I have to think this through.
Tytus is very difficult.
1223
01:13:40,293 --> 01:13:45,126
We have no money for a permanent carer,
and he needs someone like that.
1224
01:13:45,209 --> 01:13:47,834
Don't even joke like that.
You're stressing me out.
1225
01:13:49,376 --> 01:13:50,668
You must be joking!
1226
01:13:51,251 --> 01:13:52,084
Excuse me?
1227
01:13:52,584 --> 01:13:53,418
Well…
1228
01:13:54,334 --> 01:13:57,626
I didn't do all this for you to worry me.
I don't deserve that.
1229
01:13:57,709 --> 01:13:58,709
-You think so?
-Yes.
1230
01:14:00,543 --> 01:14:03,626
Listen. I've raised many children,
and I know guys like you.
1231
01:14:03,709 --> 01:14:05,876
You want everything to be your way,
1232
01:14:06,376 --> 01:14:08,793
but the world
isn't always that simple, punk.
1233
01:14:10,084 --> 01:14:11,793
Does it mean that Tytus--
1234
01:14:11,876 --> 01:14:13,876
I'm going home. Tidy up by the morning!
1235
01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,293
Wait. Tadeusz, listen…
1236
01:14:25,376 --> 01:14:27,418
-Join the snake!
-Let go of me!
1237
01:14:27,959 --> 01:14:30,209
The headmistress said that-- Wait!
1238
01:14:30,959 --> 01:14:33,084
I know how to make good moonshine, right?
1239
01:14:39,168 --> 01:14:40,168
-No!
-What?
1240
01:14:40,251 --> 01:14:41,293
Jesus…
1241
01:14:41,376 --> 01:14:43,168
Fake plastic crap!
1242
01:14:47,043 --> 01:14:49,376
Lesław! We have to… Listen.
1243
01:14:49,918 --> 01:14:51,084
Stop. We have to--
1244
01:14:51,168 --> 01:14:53,459
She's just left me, past the turn.
1245
01:14:53,543 --> 01:14:56,293
She said that I get too involved
in relationships.
1246
01:14:56,376 --> 01:14:59,751
-She didn't even want a relationship!
-This isn't important. Listen.
1247
01:14:59,834 --> 01:15:01,501
Not important? Of course.
1248
01:15:01,584 --> 01:15:05,043
An awesome guy like you
will always find a woman.
1249
01:15:05,126 --> 01:15:08,418
Obviously, for fuck's sake.
Guys like you are the worst, you know?
1250
01:15:08,501 --> 01:15:09,959
Relaxed since birth.
1251
01:15:10,043 --> 01:15:11,668
-What?
-Joking all the time.
1252
01:15:11,751 --> 01:15:15,626
Never get fat, no matter what you eat!
I always have to make a fucking effort!
1253
01:15:16,459 --> 01:15:17,918
-And what do I get?
-Hamza!
1254
01:15:18,001 --> 01:15:20,501
-Fuck all!
-Pass! Score!
1255
01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:21,793
-Kacha…
-Don't touch me!
1256
01:15:21,876 --> 01:15:25,293
He constantly touches me
with his fat fingers.
1257
01:15:25,376 --> 01:15:26,709
He clings on to me.
1258
01:15:26,793 --> 01:15:28,626
Leave me the fuck alone!
1259
01:15:28,709 --> 01:15:32,418
I constantly look after someone.
Either a guy, or the kid, for fuck's sake.
1260
01:15:32,501 --> 01:15:36,043
-The kid, or a guy.
-But Tytus… The headmistress said--
1261
01:15:36,126 --> 01:15:37,293
Tytus-shite-us!
1262
01:15:37,876 --> 01:15:39,251
Everything's about you!
1263
01:15:41,751 --> 01:15:44,876
They're behind the glass,
and we still like them.
1264
01:15:45,501 --> 01:15:49,043
They don't have to integrate with us,
or agree to everything!
1265
01:15:49,126 --> 01:15:50,543
No vomiting.
1266
01:15:50,626 --> 01:15:53,293
-Language! Fuck that. Tell Justa I'm here.
-Help me.
1267
01:15:53,376 --> 01:15:55,709
-Tell her that I love her!
-Jeez, no…
1268
01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:02,543
Justynka, I'm so sorry. I had no idea…
1269
01:16:11,293 --> 01:16:13,001
We'll have a real Christmas.
1270
01:16:20,626 --> 01:16:21,459
Hello?
1271
01:16:23,209 --> 01:16:25,209
One, two…
1272
01:16:26,668 --> 01:16:30,418
-Listen!
-You were so scared to party with Tadeusz!
1273
01:16:31,501 --> 01:16:35,834
Isn't it fun? Isn't it fucking fun?
1274
01:16:35,918 --> 01:16:37,459
-Quiet!
-And…
1275
01:16:37,543 --> 01:16:39,334
Glory in the--
1276
01:16:39,751 --> 01:16:43,293
-Setting an example for children.
-Kids-schmids!
1277
01:16:44,209 --> 01:16:45,043
Fuck ch--
1278
01:16:45,376 --> 01:16:47,168
…on Earth…
1279
01:16:47,251 --> 01:16:51,876
Children belong in a children's home!
1280
01:16:53,834 --> 01:16:55,501
Jingle bells…
1281
01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:56,543
Hello!
1282
01:16:56,626 --> 01:16:58,001
-Be good.
-Shit!
1283
01:16:58,084 --> 01:16:59,084
Don't talk back.
1284
01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:01,918
…your old man
Looks after you and cares
1285
01:17:29,834 --> 01:17:33,293
Good night, baby. Close your eyes.
1286
01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:40,876
Dream about the most beautiful future
you can ever think of.
1287
01:18:05,168 --> 01:18:07,168
Eryk.
1288
01:18:08,293 --> 01:18:13,334
SHITLINGS
1289
01:18:39,668 --> 01:18:42,168
AAH IT'S DOROTA
MISSED CALL, 37 NOTIFICATIONS
1290
01:19:01,418 --> 01:19:05,501
Flush the toilet, young explorer.
1291
01:19:06,043 --> 01:19:07,334
-Good morning!
-Hey.
1292
01:19:09,084 --> 01:19:13,543
Sweet Jesus…
1293
01:19:13,626 --> 01:19:15,709
-I had a good night's sleep.
-Be quiet.
1294
01:19:24,001 --> 01:19:26,126
-One second.
-I'm not saying anything.
1295
01:19:26,709 --> 01:19:30,126
-Is the babysitter bringing Gaweł?
-Yes, I'll arrange that.
1296
01:19:31,043 --> 01:19:33,626
And should I ask her to bring…
1297
01:19:34,209 --> 01:19:36,751
-Ania? Yes?
-If you could.
1298
01:19:36,834 --> 01:19:41,418
Remember how last night
we were shouting that we're sh--
1299
01:19:43,418 --> 01:19:44,834
bad parents?
1300
01:19:44,918 --> 01:19:46,876
-I am.
-Yeah, right. You.
1301
01:19:48,209 --> 01:19:49,543
I'm fed up.
1302
01:19:50,376 --> 01:19:54,418
They look at me with those eyes,
constantly asking me questions.
1303
01:19:54,501 --> 01:19:55,709
"Dad. Dad."
1304
01:19:56,376 --> 01:19:58,501
They believe that I know everything.
1305
01:19:59,334 --> 01:20:02,876
-Who am I to teach them life?
-You're the Chair of the PA Committee.
1306
01:20:03,459 --> 01:20:05,459
Pawełek shouts at me.
1307
01:20:05,543 --> 01:20:06,668
He yells at me.
1308
01:20:08,043 --> 01:20:09,959
I lost my temper and spanked him once.
1309
01:20:10,043 --> 01:20:13,251
He says that he'll tell his dad
because he took photos.
1310
01:20:13,793 --> 01:20:16,168
-I'm so stupid.
-No…
1311
01:20:16,751 --> 01:20:20,584
Sweetie, you're not stupid.
Really. It's pure blackmail.
1312
01:20:20,668 --> 01:20:24,709
When the ultrasound scan
showed that Danielek would have…
1313
01:20:25,543 --> 01:20:26,959
I mean that…
1314
01:20:28,376 --> 01:20:30,418
that he'd be the way he is…
1315
01:20:31,668 --> 01:20:33,418
I wanted…
1316
01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:36,168
I wanted my wife to have an…
1317
01:20:37,584 --> 01:20:39,793
Regardless of what I tend to say and…
1318
01:20:40,543 --> 01:20:41,959
I kind of…
1319
01:20:43,543 --> 01:20:46,834
I got really scared that I wouldn't cope.
1320
01:20:47,751 --> 01:20:48,918
It's so hard to…
1321
01:20:49,834 --> 01:20:51,959
raise a child.
1322
01:20:52,043 --> 01:20:53,584
It's so fucking difficult.
1323
01:20:53,668 --> 01:20:54,793
Let alone…
1324
01:20:54,876 --> 01:20:56,376
It is harder.
1325
01:20:58,168 --> 01:20:59,918
But I really love him.
1326
01:21:01,543 --> 01:21:03,293
I love him so fucking much.
1327
01:21:03,376 --> 01:21:05,876
Sorry. Fuck. I'm really sorry because…
1328
01:21:17,626 --> 01:21:19,001
Good morning!
1329
01:21:21,751 --> 01:21:23,834
Ladies and gentlemen, I understand
1330
01:21:24,876 --> 01:21:27,418
that we have to cancel the play?
1331
01:21:27,918 --> 01:21:30,584
-Well…
-I guess so.
1332
01:21:31,168 --> 01:21:32,543
-No.
-What do you mean "no"?
1333
01:21:32,626 --> 01:21:34,001
We'll make it on time.
1334
01:21:34,501 --> 01:21:36,418
We'll deliver a Nativity play.
1335
01:21:36,501 --> 01:21:37,459
I'm losing my mind.
1336
01:21:37,543 --> 01:21:39,959
-We won't make it.
-We won't make it without--
1337
01:21:40,043 --> 01:21:41,043
Justyna.
1338
01:21:58,543 --> 01:21:59,584
FUCK
1339
01:21:59,668 --> 01:22:00,501
Thanks.
1340
01:22:01,501 --> 01:22:05,376
I talked to Kinga's babysitter.
Justyna didn't come home last night.
1341
01:22:05,459 --> 01:22:06,793
She's not upstairs either.
1342
01:22:08,084 --> 01:22:09,376
The locker room…
1343
01:22:17,834 --> 01:22:18,668
Justyna?
1344
01:22:29,126 --> 01:22:30,043
I'm awake.
1345
01:22:34,293 --> 01:22:37,084
-We have a Nativity play to perform.
-No.
1346
01:22:40,084 --> 01:22:41,293
This is your night.
1347
01:22:42,501 --> 01:22:43,626
Actually, your day.
1348
01:22:47,168 --> 01:22:48,043
Gosh…
1349
01:22:49,126 --> 01:22:52,084
What kind of Nativity play
will it be without Mary?
1350
01:22:56,543 --> 01:22:58,793
-A fighter never gives up.
-Yeah, right.
1351
01:23:06,626 --> 01:23:07,668
Hey.
1352
01:23:09,668 --> 01:23:10,501
Justynka…
1353
01:23:22,668 --> 01:23:24,751
-Oh, no.
-Justyna!
1354
01:23:25,793 --> 01:23:27,126
Justyna!
1355
01:23:27,209 --> 01:23:28,376
Justyna, come on!
1356
01:23:28,959 --> 01:23:31,376
Stop being childish! It'll be a nice show.
1357
01:23:31,459 --> 01:23:33,043
-Good morning. Justyna!
-What?
1358
01:23:33,126 --> 01:23:33,959
What "what"?
1359
01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:37,334
-What do you want?
-Jesus! You're so annoying, you know that?
1360
01:23:39,251 --> 01:23:40,251
Leave me alone!
1361
01:23:40,334 --> 01:23:41,168
Oh, yeah?
1362
01:23:44,084 --> 01:23:46,793
-I'm not going back there.
-You have to do it.
1363
01:23:46,876 --> 01:23:48,084
For your daughter.
1364
01:23:49,168 --> 01:23:50,584
My daughter is afraid of me.
1365
01:24:11,751 --> 01:24:13,334
We don't have to do the play.
1366
01:24:15,168 --> 01:24:16,793
To hell with this.
1367
01:24:29,459 --> 01:24:32,001
I feel awful about fucking everything up.
1368
01:24:32,084 --> 01:24:35,293
And I'm obviously trying to cover it up
with some mega gesture,
1369
01:24:35,376 --> 01:24:36,918
as fucking always.
1370
01:24:37,001 --> 01:24:40,084
Going to a PA meeting
instead of staying at home with the kid.
1371
01:24:40,168 --> 01:24:41,584
What a great fucking idea!
1372
01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:50,168
I don't know if I will be a good father.
1373
01:25:10,334 --> 01:25:11,168
Come, Joseph.
1374
01:25:17,043 --> 01:25:18,709
That's why I love Christmas.
1375
01:25:21,209 --> 01:25:22,043
Listen…
1376
01:25:25,126 --> 01:25:27,209
Did all of them hear me farting?
1377
01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:32,126
No, of course not.
1378
01:25:32,626 --> 01:25:33,459
Okay.
1379
01:25:34,251 --> 01:25:35,084
Come on!
1380
01:25:35,584 --> 01:25:37,251
Regarding Tytus… Justyna!
1381
01:25:37,334 --> 01:25:40,084
Good morning.
We're starting any minute now.
1382
01:25:40,168 --> 01:25:42,334
Look, the Christmas tree is broken.
1383
01:25:44,334 --> 01:25:45,168
Okay.
1384
01:25:45,751 --> 01:25:46,709
Good morning.
1385
01:25:47,293 --> 01:25:48,126
Hello.
1386
01:25:50,209 --> 01:25:53,459
-Take off your jacket and find us a seat.
-What's up, Tytus?
1387
01:25:55,876 --> 01:25:57,626
Wanna tell me anything?
1388
01:25:57,709 --> 01:26:00,209
Other than you left my son with a junkie?
1389
01:26:00,709 --> 01:26:02,168
No, he's just a dealer.
1390
01:26:02,834 --> 01:26:04,376
Okay, Dorota…
1391
01:26:04,459 --> 01:26:05,918
We'll talk after the play.
1392
01:26:06,001 --> 01:26:08,209
I'm sure you have a lot to tell me.
1393
01:26:08,751 --> 01:26:11,418
-Sorry to barge in.
-What? Did something happen again?
1394
01:26:11,918 --> 01:26:13,376
No, nothing happened.
1395
01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:16,418
Eryk and I had a little chat.
We have a proposition.
1396
01:26:16,501 --> 01:26:17,501
This is my seat!
1397
01:26:26,418 --> 01:26:27,418
Watch this.
1398
01:26:31,251 --> 01:26:33,043
JUNKOLAND
1399
01:26:33,126 --> 01:26:36,959
His permanent carer will have to be here
for a few hours each day.
1400
01:26:37,043 --> 01:26:38,084
Understood.
1401
01:26:39,501 --> 01:26:41,168
Will you be okay with that?
1402
01:26:41,751 --> 01:26:42,751
Theoretically, yes.
1403
01:26:43,251 --> 01:26:46,251
Logistically, it won't be easy, but…
1404
01:26:47,084 --> 01:26:48,501
Let's give it a go.
1405
01:26:48,584 --> 01:26:49,918
Eryk, Justyna! Let's go!
1406
01:27:01,459 --> 01:27:04,043
Dear children, dear parents.
1407
01:27:04,126 --> 01:27:08,084
Welcome to the annual
Little Ray of Sunshine Nativity play.
1408
01:27:08,168 --> 01:27:09,543
What's a Nativity play?
1409
01:27:09,626 --> 01:27:11,626
-You don't know?
-I do!
1410
01:27:13,501 --> 01:27:14,751
Okay, Krysia.
1411
01:27:14,834 --> 01:27:16,043
You go first, right?
1412
01:27:17,668 --> 01:27:18,584
I forgot my lines!
1413
01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:20,334
-Where's the script?
-Script?
1414
01:27:20,418 --> 01:27:23,668
I can't remember.
It came out of me and stopped being mine.
1415
01:27:23,751 --> 01:27:26,126
Don't worry, Krysia.
1416
01:27:26,209 --> 01:27:27,626
Listen, we'll improvise.
1417
01:27:28,418 --> 01:27:29,376
What? How?
1418
01:27:30,334 --> 01:27:31,168
Really?
1419
01:27:31,751 --> 01:27:36,251
The greatest wisdom is always the outcome
of the mistakes that we make.
1420
01:27:36,334 --> 01:27:38,668
That's why, my dear children,
1421
01:27:38,751 --> 01:27:43,834
I wish you to make
the most beautiful and best mistakes.
1422
01:27:43,918 --> 01:27:47,543
You said it yourself.
Children don't want scripted crap.
1423
01:27:47,626 --> 01:27:51,376
They want fun, action, and the truth.
1424
01:27:52,501 --> 01:27:54,251
Never be afraid of mistakes.
1425
01:27:56,209 --> 01:27:59,459
I'd finally like to see some normal,
smart people in this country.
1426
01:28:01,209 --> 01:28:03,251
So we're improvising!
1427
01:28:06,084 --> 01:28:09,126
I just want to say
1428
01:28:09,209 --> 01:28:11,709
that this is a new era of a new Tadeusz,
1429
01:28:11,793 --> 01:28:14,459
who doesn't impose himself on anyone,
and who listens.
1430
01:28:15,084 --> 01:28:17,084
And Tadeusz, who gets emotional.
1431
01:28:17,168 --> 01:28:19,709
-All the children have been waiting…
-It's time.
1432
01:28:19,793 --> 01:28:21,043
…our Nativity play.
1433
01:28:21,126 --> 01:28:22,501
A round of applause!
1434
01:28:32,709 --> 01:28:33,584
Well…
1435
01:28:34,584 --> 01:28:35,668
Mary!
1436
01:28:36,501 --> 01:28:38,334
-Joseph!
-Leave it!
1437
01:28:38,834 --> 01:28:40,001
-This is…
-Let go!
1438
01:28:40,084 --> 01:28:41,501
Give me the gun!
1439
01:28:42,209 --> 01:28:43,043
Jesus!
1440
01:28:43,793 --> 01:28:46,834
-Tadeusz, take it from him!
-No, relax! It's just--
1441
01:28:48,084 --> 01:28:50,584
Kazik, I'm sorry!
1442
01:28:51,876 --> 01:28:53,168
Children, calm down!
1443
01:28:54,168 --> 01:28:55,668
People!
1444
01:28:59,084 --> 01:29:00,626
-It's a toy!
-Please!
1445
01:29:02,793 --> 01:29:05,084
This is a kindergarten!
1446
01:29:05,168 --> 01:29:08,751
Everything's fine! We're all safe!
1447
01:29:08,834 --> 01:29:10,626
MERRY CHRISTMAS
1448
01:29:11,751 --> 01:29:12,876
Don't worry!
1449
01:29:13,459 --> 01:29:14,918
I'm a dietician.
1450
01:29:16,709 --> 01:29:17,668
Jeez…
1451
01:29:56,001 --> 01:29:57,043
What's up, Tytus?
1452
01:30:00,293 --> 01:30:01,376
Listen…
1453
01:30:02,834 --> 01:30:04,501
I want to ask you something.
1454
01:30:08,334 --> 01:30:10,584
You have six months of kindergarten left.
1455
01:30:11,626 --> 01:30:12,834
I wondered…
1456
01:30:14,751 --> 01:30:16,876
Would you like me to come with you
1457
01:30:16,959 --> 01:30:18,751
as your permanent carer?
1458
01:30:18,834 --> 01:30:20,126
It's just a name.
1459
01:30:21,959 --> 01:30:23,084
Because, to be honest…
1460
01:30:25,834 --> 01:30:28,959
I'd like to come
to the kindergarten with you as your…
1461
01:30:32,376 --> 01:30:33,334
as your friend.
1462
01:30:35,043 --> 01:30:36,418
Are you cool with that?
1463
01:31:06,834 --> 01:31:07,668
Come to Mommy.
1464
01:31:08,293 --> 01:31:09,126
Come!
1465
01:31:52,918 --> 01:31:56,168
A NIGHT AT THE KINDERGARTEN
1466
01:32:42,168 --> 01:32:47,043
Soon you'll be a big boy
Just a few more years
1467
01:32:47,126 --> 01:32:52,084
Nothing will disturb your peace
You'll be strong, you'll have no fears
1468
01:32:52,168 --> 01:32:57,126
Because your father is here
1469
01:32:57,209 --> 01:33:01,751
Because your father, your old man
1470
01:33:02,418 --> 01:33:07,376
Because your father is here
1471
01:33:07,459 --> 01:33:11,668
Because your father, your old man
1472
01:33:42,626 --> 01:33:47,709
You're 10, 15
You're 20 years old
1473
01:33:47,793 --> 01:33:52,793
But you still haven't had
Enough of this world
1474
01:33:52,876 --> 01:33:57,668
Because your father is here
1475
01:33:57,751 --> 01:34:02,376
Because your father, your old man
Looks after you and cares
1476
01:34:02,959 --> 01:34:08,043
Because your father is here
1477
01:34:08,126 --> 01:34:12,501
Because your father, your old man
Looks after you and cares
1478
01:34:13,126 --> 01:34:18,126
Soon you'll be a father
Your world will change
1479
01:34:18,209 --> 01:34:23,209
But you won't be alone
Grandpa will help
1480
01:34:23,293 --> 01:34:28,209
Because your father is here
1481
01:34:28,293 --> 01:34:32,751
Because your father, your old man
Looks after you and cares
1482
01:34:33,334 --> 01:34:38,251
Because your grandpa is here
1483
01:34:38,334 --> 01:34:42,543
Because your grandpa is here
1484
01:34:43,376 --> 01:34:48,418
Because your father is here
1485
01:34:48,501 --> 01:34:53,334
Because your father, your old man
Looks after you and cares
1486
01:34:54,376 --> 01:34:57,251
-See, Eryk?
-Yeah, we can…
1487
01:34:57,334 --> 01:34:59,334
-We'll clean it up.
-Yeah.
1488
01:36:19,334 --> 01:36:24,334
Subtitle translation by: Maja Konkolewska