[jaunty jazz bass line]
SECOND HOME RULES
[strikes match]
[whisper] Oh shit!
[bass line keeps repeating]
Oh, fucking hell.
[music stops]
[Zuza] Is that for the ghosts?
[Alicja] Well, of course.
What do you take me for, a lunatic?
There's a cat that visits. [chuckles]
[bass line resumes]
[music ends]
[man] Alfred, sir...
I don't want to stay silent anymore.
Well, then start talking.
[Igor] When I was in jail...
I had, well, I had a lot of time to think.
You reach a conclusion?
I don't wanna cover for bandits.
Well, I'm listening.
Let's start with...
the guy from the pawn shop.
[chair creaks]
Candy?
Sugar.
[clicks lid back on]
What about him?
[man] Give me your hands. Don't move.
There's been a misunderstanding. I'm innocent.
[woman] We'll see about that. Get in.
- [tense string music] - [clock ticking loudly]
[sounds of breathing]
[creaking chair]
[stamp swishes against wood]
[sharp breath]
[watch ticking fast]
Sir, I can't wait any longer. It seems I'm wasting my time.
This is unprofessional. Where's it coming from?
How long will it take?
[ringtone playing]
- What is it, sir? - [cyclist] Mother of God!
[hushed] Where the fuck are you morons?
Yeah, we're coming, we're coming.
We'll be right there.
[wheels rattling]
Don't slouch.
Stand up straight.
[Krystyna] Wait a second!
I... I've been thinking about it.
These are the keys to my cottage in Bieszczady.
Even my daughter doesn't know about it.
If you... If you need...
a safe place to go stay,
Well, here.
- [Kinga] We can't accept this. - [Krystyna] Why not?
Just at least until you ladies... find something else.
Krysti...
[Maria] Excuse me.
I know that you don't believe in such things,
even so, this is Saint Dismas.
The Good Thief.
Saint Dismas also happens to be the patron of repentant sinners.
Among other things.
Oh gosh, he's perfect for you.
[gasping]
[cart wheels clattering on cobblestones]
[twin] Come on!
[Rawski] Ugh, morons.
[strained] One, two, three!
[panting and grunting]
Where's the goddamn hearse?
- It broke down. - I mean we went to get the goods...
- Yeah, it wouldn't start... - It went d-d-d-d-d-d...
[Bogdan] Can I see the meteorite?
[twin] Shit!
Thirty rescue breaths, then one compression.
It's one rescue breath, then 30 compressions.
The fuck is that?
Going in.
[sirens]
[Stefan] Come on aboard, ladies.
That's... But that's your home.
[emotional piano]
No, my home... is this place.
[choking up] You could... perhaps come with us.
[Zofia] That's nice of you, but...
well, this here is our home.
We're too old for such frivolous adventures.
And my sweetheart Viola, she likes it here.
[sounding hopeful] Henryk?
I've got< my paintings and easels here.
People want to exhibit my work.
You ladies have to understand...
We simply don't have resources.
And we don't have the health, either.
[last piano note fades]
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Hold it right there.
Taking you in was a mistake, but I thought to myself,
"Dumb, blind, disabled. I'll take pity on these three."
As they say though, if you have a soft heart, you gotta have a ha...
[crash]
[Alfred] And you're saying she's the brains of this operation?
She's got a special talent for that.
But do you have any actual evidence?
The tattoo, Chief Inspector.
[phone ringing somewhere]
Well, that's... that's not very strong evidence.
[short chuckle]
It's not just that.
[phones ringing]
I need officers.
What do you mean, "gone"?
[Igor] Where have they gone?
[Alfred] Where have they gone?
Who gave the order?
[indistinct radio chatter]
You did really good work today.
Thanks, Kaśka.
So I...
I thought we worked well together, so maybe...
Yeah?
- [pleased sound] - [sirens]
Hello, Gujska.
[Henryk] Let's go.
[Zofia] This way. This way.
Over here.
I mean, tell me honestly, ladies.
Is something wrong with me?
What could a piano possibly have that I don't?
You'll find each other.
It's been foretold.
It could be in this life, or maybe the next one.
Well that's great, isn't it.
[sirens]
[tense drumbeat]
Hands in the air!
Mama?
[silence]
[tense drumbeat]
[Alfred] Drop the gun!
Drop the fucking gun!
[Zofia] Just relax.
Relax, okay?
There you are, go slow. Slowly.
[Marian] What took you so long?
- Exactly! - It's always like this!
[all complaining at once]
- ...could have killed us all! - Ridiculous!
[Alicja yawns]
[Kinga] Never in my life would I have thought
that I'd become so attached to those old folks.
You do recognize the age difference between us and them, right?
[Alicja] Yeah, well, when we were starting elementary school,
they were just finishing it.
[all complaining at once]
Quiet down!
[shocked silence]
Excuse me.
[Alfred clears throat]
Uh, send forensics to Second Home.
Immediately.
So, they were always transporting stuff in that hearse of theirs.
[Henryk] Sometimes it would be two or three times a day.
And they covered it all with a dead body, what d'you think of that!?
But it was a, a fake one of course, Inspector.
Excuse me, sorry to interrupt, but...
my darling mother had an identical candlestick.
I swear to God.
[Alicja] Okay, listen.
Let's each of us make a promise that when we get really old...
and I mean really old, decrepit...
...we'll move in together?
[Zuza and Kinga] No...
[Alicja laughs]
[gentle slapping noise]
[Gujska] Hello?
Hello, ma'am!
Hello?
[nurse] I have to come clean!
It was me who hit her with a pitcher.
Am I gonna get put in jail?
[Jan] But it was self-defense. Not intentional!
[Krystyna] Ma'am, she pointed a gun in our faces. It was dangerous!
[Marzena groans]
[Gujska] Can you hear me?
GAS STATION NO SMOKING
Got any coffee?
[Gujska] Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
But ma'am, I'm 100% innocent, I... [muffled]
Can you manage?
Course I can.
[muffled protests from Marzena]
You know, all night long she was scratching away at her tattoo.
But I've heard that getting rid of tattoos is much more difficult than that.
She was hollering and screaming as if possessed by the devil or something.
- She screamed! - "That, that's not my tattoo!"
[Marzena] That's not my tattoo!
[suspenseful drumming]
It's all a conspiracy. I swear, I'm totally innocent.
- I didn't even have a tattoo yesterday! - [Krystyna] Oh, I noticed it ages ago.
- Yeah, I did as well. - [Marian] Who hasn't seen it?
It must have been the blind one.
- She'll have given me the tattoo! - Sure.
And the disabled one. The poor, fake invalid.
You know who she was? She was my ex-lover's wife.
My ex-lover!
What a fucking bitch.
- Mother of God! - The one with dementia, she's the worst.
The brains behind them all! I just don't know...
Look what I found in her office.
[Marzena] I'm gonna make her pay. Fuck! How am I gonna get rid of this?
- [tape recorder spinning] - [high piano chord repeating]
We're looking at a lot of stolen items here.
I only sold what was delivered to me.
Who was it?
Who!?
You're being questioned because you've been accused of countless robberies
and large-scale fencing.
All under the guise of running a funeral home.
What fucking guise?
What does that mean? I didn't bury people?
[piano chord keeps repeating]
Who was it?
Rawski from Eden.
He can explain everything.
Are you relatives?
He's my great uncle.
Barely family.
And that you also had a business where you smuggled stolen artwork.
Who told you this?
It was...
His nephew.
What artwork?
You found paintings at my house?
You find anything, Miss?
And meteorites.
All this over that rock?
Those two pathetic morons probably found it in a field, okay?
Your name?
Marcin.
And Rafał.
[Gujska, through speaker] And who's Rawski to you?
Our stepdad.
So the pawnshop owner is your cousin?
It's not a crime, as far as I'm aware.
That's why you busted the grating from his door?
So?
Did you fight about how you were planning to split the profits?
This is ridiculous.
[high piano chord still repeating in background]
How much time will I get?
[Alfred puffs out air]
Your phone's ringing.
[piano stops]
I'm gonna file a complaint.
Hello?
Excuse me.
The mayor won't be happy about this.
I'll ask you about your ties to the authorities later.
For now, I'd like to ask you some questions regarding your boss.
I don't have a boss, I'm afraid.
So Marzena?
What's your relationship to her?
And now, the day you've all been waiting for is finally here. Inspector?
Can you tell us how you managed to solve what has been such a difficult puzzle?
Well, it wasn't easy.
And I have to admit that in my whole career,
I've never met anyone as heartless as the director of this care home here.
It was worse than a... hellhole.
- The food they serve is terrible. - I could never buy tobacco.
Yeah, they actually stole our money from us.
And they stole our family heirlooms as well.
They did, yeah.
She didn't even wanna, wanna get batteries for my poor old radio.
Yes, I witnessed it!
These witness statements are shocking to hear.
But you sir, thank you from the very bottom of our hearts
for never having wavered in your pursuit
to catch the infamous Green Glove Gang.
Our city, thanks to you, can finally sleep easy once more.
Uh, can I just add...
The group that we uncovered was a local criminal gang.
Interestingly, they all seemed to have family ties.
The funeral home and the pawn shop... Oh, and the care home.
And who would have thought you can get bandits in a care home?
Indeed.
[Gujska] I'll ask again.
How did you get that tattoo on your arm?
How many times do I have to tell you that I've been framed?
We found a lot of evidence at Second Home that says otherwise.
And that tattoo?
It's gonna be hard to explain.
It's just that... They gave me the tattoo yesterday.
Don't you see that it's the other woman who has the real tattoo on her?
Very well.
There's only one thing that I still don't get.
Why do you steal from old folks but help other people?
Brykalski's employees, the cemetery renewal,
health examinations for senior citizens...
I'm fucking helping people, am I?
["Colors" by Black Pumas playing]
[motorcycle engine]
♪ I woke up to the morning sky, first ♪
♪ Baby blue, just like we rehearsed ♪
♪ When I get up of this ground ♪
♪ I shake the leaves back down to the brown, brown, brown, brown ♪
♪ 'Til I'm clean ♪
♪ Then I walk where I'd be shaded by the trees ♪
♪ By a meadow of green ♪
♪ For about a mile ♪
♪ I'm headed to town, town, town in style ♪
♪ With all my favorite colors, yes sir ♪
♪ All my favorite colors, right on ♪
♪ My sisters and by brothers ♪
♪ See 'em like no other ♪
♪ All my favorite colors ♪
♪ It's a good day to be A good day for me ♪
♪ A good day to see My favorite colors, colors ♪
♪ My sisters and my brothers i ♪
♪ They see 'em like no other All my favorite colors ♪
♪ Now take me to the other side ♪
♪ Little bitty blues bird flies ♪
[car horn]
♪ And grey clouds, or white walls, or blue skies ♪
♪ We gon' fly, feel alright ♪
♪ And we gon' (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh) yeah ♪
♪ It sound like (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh) yeah ♪
♪ At least I can say I anticipate ♪
♪ A homecomin' parade as we renegade in the morning, right on ♪
♪ All my favorite colors, right ♪
♪ All my favorite colors, yes, ma'am ♪
♪ My sisters and my brothers See 'em like no other ♪
♪ All my favorite colors ♪
♪ It's a good day to be A good day for me ♪
♪ A good day to see my favorite colors ♪
- Hi. - Hi.
♪ My sisters and my brothers ♪
♪ They see 'em like no other ♪
♪ All my favorite colors ♪
[song ends on cymbal roll]
Congratulations, Kaśka.
Didn't wanna be on the TV?
No, I'm not made for that.
[Gujska] Did you tell the boys to run a toxicology screen?
Yes.
Hand it over.
The results aren't in yet.
[waiter] It's a big day today.
[Alfred] We finally did it, huh.
But even I wasn't sure if we...
Inspector, I believed in you from the very beginning.
Thank you.
To your health.
[chuckles]
I'm working. But thanks.
Hi, Boss.
We need to talk.
We've made a mistake.
Zuza, Alicja, Kinga.
The Green Glove Gang.
They framed this Marzena lady.
I was interrogating her.
She said she's never helped anyone in her life, and I believe her.
- First of all, the tattoo. - Can I... get you something?
- [Alfred] Maybe a beer. - [theme music starting to drown them out]
[Gujska] The tattoo from the Brykalskis' case,
it was well drawn and it wasn't fresh.
Hers is still fresh.
♪ Na na na na na ♪
[in Polish] ♪ When the world broke into pieces In front of your eyes ♪
♪ When you can't escape even into numb sleep ♪
♪ When every day bares its teeth at you Like an angry dog ♪
♪ There is one thing that you can do In the madness ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
♪ Chill out, our last shelter ♪
♪ The radiator's scalding They turned off the heat ♪
[music stops]
I'm coming to you...
one more time,
with an honest business proposition.
It would be a crying shame to lose a business that does so well.
And you've put your heart and soul into it.
We split it halfways.
Fifty-fifty.
And will you help me fuck them over?
I understand that you want to get even with them.
Yeah.
The Frenchman's number then, please.
- But what's my guarantee? - Give me the Frenchman's number.
All right.
And you'll get rid of them?
[loud chirping noise]
[chirping noise repeats]
Hello?
Hello, Maria?
I've been praying for you recently.
Where are you now?
In Bieszczady.
Bieszczady?
A beautiful place.
♪ Maybe I'll go to hell and heaven's not for me? ♪
♪ Even if I have to smuggle, I'll take you there! ♪
♪ When every day bares its teeth at you like an angry dog ♪
♪ There is one thing that you can do in the madness ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin wants to join skin ♪
♪ Chill out, sweet, sweet pain ♪
♪ Till we lose breath, till we lose breath ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
♪ Chill out, our last shelter ♪
♪ The radiator's scalding, they turned off the heat ♪
♪ Your head is bursting The mask grew into your face ♪
♪ Trust me ♪
♪ I will give you great tenderness A ticket to the heavenly gates ♪
♪ I will buy you ♪
♪ You don't have to swear anymore Fight, lie and bow ♪
♪ This is your shelter ♪
♪ Come closer, be closer Stop asking me about the price ♪
♪ Start flying with me ♪
♪ Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
♪ Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
♪ Chill out, our last shelter ♪
♪ The radiator's scalding, they turned off the heat ♪
Subtitle translation by Maja Konkolewska