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你有時間回答一些問題嗎?

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你都把我綁起來了,應該有吧

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很好

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我是否有哪裡可以做得更好

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來改善你們的攔路搶劫體驗呢?

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也許你可以先鳴槍警告

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那會比彩帶舞更可怕一點

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那是當然的

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迪克,別理他,我愛彩帶舞

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好,但鳴槍警告也有效果

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老實男,請先提醒我一聲再開槍

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那槍就是提醒,這槍才是真的

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天啊

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迪克,別再跟車夫交朋友了,快過來

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妮兒,我不是在跟車夫交朋友

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我只是在收集意見

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我想成為更優秀的攔路強盜

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抱歉,我再問幾題就好

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不然你自己填問卷吧

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給你,還有鉛筆

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待會再還我

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辛迪加集團的會議現在正式開始

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感謝各位出席

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菲利浦,我上週不是將你處死了嗎?

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不,夫人,應該沒有

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那好吧

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現在來談非法的正事吧

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好,似乎...不,抱歉

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不行,我無法專心,抱歉,能不能...

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不,不要,夫人,求求妳
不要,我有三個好看的孩子

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還有一個性格很好

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謝謝

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好,我們似乎有一輛
裝滿贓物黃金的馬車被偷了

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不應該發生那種事吧?

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這讓人無法接受

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是哪個沒腦子的蠢蛋讓這種事發生?

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就是你

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什麼?真的嗎?

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在亨普斯德發生的搶案
那裡應該是你的地盤

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強納森,辛迪加集團任命你負責捉賊
以確保有安全通道

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讓我們走私貨物,記得嗎?

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如果你能力不足

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那也許你應該被換掉

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所以,我給你24小時
去找到那批黃金和犯人,要是沒找到...

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- 明白了嗎?
- 明白

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只有一個人會蠢到來偷辛迪加集團的東西

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好耶

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終於啊,一次成功的搶劫
完全沒有後續的麻煩

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(通緝令,艾塞克斯幫)

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{\an8}《迪克特平的冒險歪傳》

51
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好,我無法百分百肯定,但這應該是黃金

52
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太棒了

53
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是,很合理,畢竟上面全都刻了黃金兩字

54
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- 對
- 哇,真正的黃金

55
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在運用上有無限可能

56
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我們可以熔掉它們
做成小小的黃金強盜帽

57
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當作周邊商品送人

58
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你真是天才,創意像火山一樣爆發

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或者呢,我只是突發奇想

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我們可以賣掉換現金
然後去買食物,生存下來

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這好難抉擇,因為...我喜歡帽子

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但生存下來也不錯

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我投周邊商品一票

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很抱歉偷聽你們說話,但這地方太棒了

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她是伊萊莎,正在寫我們的事蹟
打造傳奇故事

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哇,妳好香喔

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- 嗨,我是巫師克雷格
- 你好

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迪克,賣掉黃金換現金
是普通攔路強盜的做法

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但你的獨特賣點是與眾不同

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對,我們要想出創新的概念

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我買一些吧

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其實我正在進行特別的鍊金計畫

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把黃金鍊成...聽好了,鉛

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但不是應該反過來嗎?

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天啊,我浪費了好多錢

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我想到了,不如去別的地方賣吧?

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那樣既可以賺到現金

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又可以來趟有趣的一日遊,增進感情

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你的創意火山又爆發了

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這主意真棒,你們打算去哪裡?

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老實男,你小時候住的大城市在哪裡?

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有橋和河流的那個

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我們到了,倫敦
街道鋪得整整齊齊的城市

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讓來自亨普斯德的鄉下人大為驚豔

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我好喜歡這裡,棒呆了

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我想去參觀戲院、大教堂
和倫敦的閃亮亮地牢

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你們看,那個人在賣奇怪帽子

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他們在那裡,媽、爸

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- 老實男,乖兒子
- 你來啦,兒子

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你一定就是迪克特平

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我們在通緝海報上讀過你的事蹟

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沒什麼啦

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{\an8}我們收集了老實男從小到大的通緝海報

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{\an8}那張是他七歲時的樣子,真可愛

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媽,夠了,妳讓我在伙伴面前很丟臉

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如果沒有這麼支持他的父母

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也許他就不會成為
今日這個惡名昭彰的罪犯了

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說到這個,你們知道有誰想買黃金嗎?

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交給我吧,小伙子,我會低調地打聽一下

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喂,德瑞克

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你知道有誰想跟被通緝的攔路強盜

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迪克特平買偷來的黃金嗎?

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多少黃金?

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有多少?

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大約100條,拜託你...

106
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他們有100條黃金

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100條?他們要發大財了

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我幫你問問看

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喂,凱西,妳知道有誰想買黃金嗎?

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- 多少黃金?
- 這是祕密傳話管道

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好,祕密傳話管道

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- 其他黃金在哪裡?
- 很快就會送到

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我們派了最優秀的人手處理

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我要寄送貨物

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這個沒有裝滿黃金的箱子

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要寄給我那不是攔路強盜的兒子

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- 明白嗎?
- 明白

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你看,迪克的海報在牆上

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很好

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我們幹嘛幫迪克?

121
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我以為你討厭他當攔路強盜

122
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那是之前的事,他答應要用5%的黃金

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在倫敦的異國肉品市場買肉給我

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- 你是說...
- 沒錯,班尼

125
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我們會嚐到長頸鹿漢堡
炸斑馬肉餅、黑猩猩肋排...

126
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聽好,各位,我找到一位黃金買家了

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所以我預訂這個陰暗的角落
準備來一場密會

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記住,我們只能待到凌晨2點半

129
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之後有六個人要來交易鴉片

130
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好,各位,交給我吧

131
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我是談判大師

132
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大概啦,我從來沒試過

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不必談判

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你好,特平

135
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威德

136
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克里斯多福,這麼晚還沒睡

137
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你們怎麼在這裡?

138
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我們只是來城裡買點東西,不對,等等

139
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我當然是來設圈套抓你的

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- 衛兵,快點...
- 大家冷靜

141
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冷靜

142
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你們逃不了的

143
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你們被包圍了

144
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確實如此

145
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除非我預料到你會設圈套
並在上週賄賂了你的衛兵

146
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現在,經過一個巧妙的轉折

147
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其實是我包圍了你

148
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等等,你真的這麼做了?

149
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不,只是想像,想想看那會有多帥

150
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- 那會很精彩的
- 是啊

151
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接下來的情況是這樣

152
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你要直接帶我去拿那批黃金

153
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而我會直接送你上絞刑台

154
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別又來了

155
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爸,你答應要買冰淇淋給我

156
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好,我們會順路去買冰淇淋

157
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兩位,其實我吃素,所以...

158
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我們可以買優格冰淇淋

159
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- 天啊,我愛優格冰淇淋
- 不,不要優格冰淇淋

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好啦,別激動,我吃雪酪就好

161
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冰淇淋本來就不是要給你吃的

162
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快走,否則我的手下會殺了你的朋友
就從他開始

163
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好耶

164
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我從來沒有被選為第一個

165
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這可不是什麼好事

166
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慢著,威德老兄,“特班”就交給我吧

167
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我叫特平,平凡的平,外套很好看

168
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- 謝謝你,特班
- 別擋路,高烏

169
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這個黑髮笨蛋是我的

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沒錯,但是如果你離奇失蹤

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或有人槍殺你

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那辛迪加集團就需要新的捉賊人

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也就是我,我會是那個人選

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是,我聽懂了

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威德,讓我解釋,好嗎?

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我會殺了你,然後取代你

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是,我明白你的計畫

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搞什麼...

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全都讓開,“特波”是我的

180
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“特波”?是特平啦

181
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等一下

182
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珊卓,是妳嗎?

183
00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:09,049
高烏,不會吧

184
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- 我們竟然都想到...
- 沒錯

185
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- 要殺了他並取代他?
- 殺了威德並取代他?

186
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對,太巧了吧?

187
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,976
總之,我剛才說過了

188
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別撿了,快跑,克里斯多福
引開他們的火力

189
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天啊

190
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- 迪克怎麼辦?
- 我們別無選擇

191
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- 快走
- 對,伙伴們,跑吧,顧好自己...

192
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他們已經跑了

193
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快,快跑,你這白痴

194
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等等,我的帽子

195
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- 你救了我一命
- 那是意外

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往這裡走,快

197
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閃開,快走

198
00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:15,199
哈囉,兩位

199
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威德老兄,你們沒地方跑了

200
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- 後退,高烏,他們是我的
- 珊卓,拜託,是我先看到他們

201
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我們得跳下去了

202
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你瘋了嗎?我穿的是巴黎絲綢耶

203
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,588
我們沒有選擇

204
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給我15分鐘脫掉衣服

205
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快點

206
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我真的很想當捉賊人

207
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現在跳

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- 可惡
- 這是個爛主意

209
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,021
威德,還沒結束呢

210
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,575
這下可好,又死了一個頭子

211
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,160
我到底要怎麼拿到好的推薦函?

212
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,287
他沒死,我看到他跟冰淇淋大叔逃跑了

213
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:05,249
我喘不過氣了,我這輩子沒有跑這麼遠過

214
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,503
我們投降,別再逼我跑步了

215
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,213
只要不跑步都好

216
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,885
快撿起來,你這樣很丟臉

217
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,721
你是威德的兒子吧?好像叫珍妮佛?

218
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,641
- 我叫克里斯多福
-“我叫克里斯多福”

219
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:23,725
妳在幹嘛?

220
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,727
抱歉,我不擅長跟小孩相處

221
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,646
- 我一直都是攔路強盜...
- 從妳16歲起

222
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:30,190
你怎麼知道?誰告訴你的?誰跟你告密?

223
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,861
是我爸,他要我讀他的所有報告
並成為優秀的捉賊人

224
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,237
但我想當攔路強盜

225
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:38,615
- 我甚至做了你們的收藏卡
- 沒人在乎你的蠢...

226
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:42,286
好吧,抱歉,我挺厲害的

227
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:45,873
{\an8}“射擊:七分,機靈:八分”,真強

228
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:48,041
“風趣的俏皮話:一分”

229
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,127
我很風趣,超風趣的

230
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:53,881
我是這座城市最風趣的人

231
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,257
我全部都是三分

232
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,176
唯一十分的是愛擔心

233
00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,428
我沒有那麼愛擔心吧?我不常擔心

234
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:02,264
不過你說我愛擔心
讓我有點擔心倒是真的

235
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:05,225
- 你很愛擔心
- 天啊,我很愛擔心

236
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,644
好,穆斯,你去抓那小子
我們要拿他當人質

237
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,688
到郵局去,守住那批黃金

238
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,273
我跟老實男去找迪克

239
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:14,026
真聰明,妳需要對這座城市瞭若指掌的人

240
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,613
我們還在倫敦吧?

241
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,822
- 對
- 那就好

242
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,998
我的槍,我的零錢包

243
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:30,542
鑰匙也沒了,這真是一場惡夢

244
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,836
是啊,還用說嗎?看我的頭髮有多亂

245
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,713
你在說什麼?根本沒變

246
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:37,216
- 怎麼可能呢?
- 你聽過乾洗髮嗎?

247
00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:39,676
你知道自己偷了誰的東西嗎?

248
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,595
- 辛迪加集團
- 那是雷鬼樂團嗎?

249
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,848
辛迪加集團是世上最可怕的犯罪組織

250
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:46,517
我的組織

251
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,268
哇,強兄,太厲害了

252
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,686
所以你是老大嗎?

253
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,731
我不算是真正的老大

254
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:53,857
所以你不是老大?

255
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,108
我的地位很高

256
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,237
但並不是真正的老大,比較像中階主管?

257
00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,821
不,是高階主管

258
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,658
有人對沒當老大的話題很敏感喔

259
00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:04,993
我沒有對沒當老大的話題很敏感

260
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,620
特平,我讓事情簡單一點吧

261
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,665
帶我去拿那批黃金,我就考慮饒你一命

262
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,543
好,但我們得在途中經歷感人的冒險

263
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,920
並發現我們沒有那麼不同

264
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,256
我不殺你已經是大發慈悲了

265
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:18,423
好吧

266
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:22,010
但既然有幫派分子在找我們
我們應該偽裝一下

267
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,720
我才不要偽裝

268
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,984
告訴你,我們是運氣好才找到
風格如此多樣化的晾衣繩

269
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,569
天啊,我們死定了

270
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,488
迪克...

271
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:46,118
迪克

272
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:49,371
老實男,光是在小巷子裡呼喚迪克

273
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,664
可能無法找到他

274
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:53,500
好,新計畫,我們得揣摩他的想法

275
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,210
我想不到比這更可怕的事了

276
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:57,588
我是迪克

277
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,339
我是攔路強盜

278
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,050
我喜歡閃亮亮的衣服和黑色眼線

279
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,011
- 天啊
- 但我在被人追殺

280
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,221
我在被人追殺

281
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,434
穿著粗高跟鞋,他穿著高跟鞋

282
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,227
他的腳很痛

283
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,228
迪克的腳很痛

284
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,065
-“痛點”和“鐵鍊”押韻
- 所以呢?

285
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,526
迪克被討厭他的敵人用鐵鍊拴住了

286
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,236
他們要...

287
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,947
他們要搭起友誼的橋樑

288
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,365
搭起橋樑

289
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,326
搭起橋樑

290
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,286
你好像以為我聽得懂你的話

291
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,163
他去到河邊了,快來

292
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:33,373
這是怎樣?

293
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,254
你可以別引人注目嗎?

294
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,715
別緊張,強兄,我在角色扮演

295
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,800
我是華妮塔歐瑪利修女

296
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,677
白天是修女,晚上是鬥牛士

297
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,514
我甚至有一句口頭禪
“衝啊,來祈禱吧”

298
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:51,266
我也有一句口頭禪,“閉嘴,你這蠢貨”

299
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,809
那不適合印在T恤上

300
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,187
- 好棒的服裝,請你吃太妃蘋果
- 謝啦,小弟

301
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:59,525
看吧,只要散發出正能量
宇宙就會獎勵你

302
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:00,776
有時獎勵是太妃蘋果

303
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,736
特平,我沒時間管正能量

304
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,571
我兒子被獨自丟下了

305
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,992
對,現在想想
你不該在凌晨2點帶著他參與

306
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,202
非法的黃金交易

307
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:13,747
那小子得學著點,總有一天
他會繼承我的捉賊事業

308
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,916
他可能比較想要腳踏車,他才九歲呢

309
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,125
我六歲時

310
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,878
就經營了一家無牌小賣店和三間妓院

311
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,171
萬一他不想繼承呢?

312
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,715
萬一他想當藝術家或咖啡師呢?

313
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,342
或兼職咖啡師的藝術家

314
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,386
因為沒人要買他的爛藝術品?

315
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,513
你問過他嗎?

316
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,267
嗨,兩位

317
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,811
她是認出我了,還是只是很討厭修女?

318
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:36,854
快逃

319
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,069
哈,你又輸了

320
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,029
這太不公平了

321
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,031
我一直拿到自己的卡要怎麼贏?

322
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,449
我是最遜的

323
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,742
我不該待在這裡

324
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,745
我應該去找迪克和他完美的鬢角

325
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,206
- 穆斯,他一定會沒事的
- 是,我知道

326
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,959
但你的卡片寫得沒錯
我還是忍不住會擔心

327
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,961
- 你不懂
- 我爸也在逃命

328
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,880
情況確實有點像

329
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,382
我們可以去觀光,忘掉這些煩惱

330
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,426
我爸從不讓我在倫敦好好玩樂

331
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:10,679
我也想去,但我們得待在這裡守著黃金

332
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,598
你跟我爸一樣無趣

333
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:15,559
我才不無趣,我超級有趣的

334
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:18,020
那你的有趣程度怎麼只有三分?

335
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,521
“那你的有趣程度...”

336
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,400
好,我讓你看看誰才無趣,走吧

337
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,860
我們去瘋狂玩一場

338
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,071
別忘記穿外套,外面有點冷

339
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:29,865
來吧,克里斯多福

340
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:36,038
妳看,迪克的圍巾

341
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,332
他一定是跳進河裡了

342
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:40,042
好,這頂多是巧合罷了

343
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,920
就算他落水後沒死
我們怎知道他被沖到哪裡?

344
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,464
我有個方法能找到

345
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,674
不...

346
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,009
迪克,我們來了

347
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:55,599
好,我又冷又濕,而且妝都花了

348
00:16:58,852 --> 00:16:59,853
他迷失方向

349
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:01,939
他疲憊不已

350
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,107
他會往...

351
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,151
他會往...

352
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,820
天啊,“往”和“偽裝”押韻

353
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,699
他偽裝了身分

354
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,117
妳看

355
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,538
迪克的衣服

356
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,290
他往那裡走了

357
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,960
這方法竟然有用,真氣人

358
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,462
嘿,我知道這是哪裡了

359
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,089
進來

360
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,385
獲勝的是艾比恩艾菲

361
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,804
哇,地下格鬥俱樂部,好酷

362
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,057
接下來是女子高級組的比賽

363
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,686
下注吧,巫婆希達...

364
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:45,649
對上毀滅者桃莉

365
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,111
你在幹嘛?

366
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,864
我覺得桃莉不錯,你有5先令嗎?

367
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:54,116
我知道哪裡可以解開鐵鍊,走吧

368
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:03,542
那位主人是我的客戶

369
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,836
我只收他一點費用

370
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:09,006
就提供他完善的保護方案

371
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,632
- 要防止誰的傷害?
- 主要是我

372
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:14,136
- 一定就在這裡某處
- 找找最上層的抽屜

373
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,429
閉嘴,我自己會找

374
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:18,098
- 找找最下層的抽屜
- 我知道,我每層都會找

375
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,559
在找這個嗎?

376
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,521
威德,你竟然有膽出現在這裡

377
00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:27,691
午安,修女

378
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,775
你好,先生

379
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,737
如果我沒記錯的話,我們上次見面時

380
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,281
你砍了我的大拇指

381
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:38,577
你欠我錢,我別無選擇

382
00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,537
況且,我叫人幫你縫回去了

383
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,498
對,縫錯手了

384
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,502
做生意就是那樣

385
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,003
幫我們解開鐵鍊

386
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,964
我就幫你把大拇指縫回正確的手

387
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,926
也就是你的右手

388
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,888
你為我做了這麼多

389
00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:01,141
我很樂意幫你

390
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:08,357
重頭戲上場啦

391
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:13,403
即將慘遭痛宰的紅角選手是

392
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:20,452
強納森威德和華妮塔歐瑪利修女

393
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,914
而藍角選手則是

394
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:29,753
“鐵拳”傑克布洛頓

395
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,880
我聽過這個人,他很厲害

396
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,061
- 等等,他真的有鐵拳
- 是啊

397
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:49,314
可怕的煉鐵意外

398
00:19:55,904 --> 00:20:00,951
在我倒數後,殊死戰即將開打

399
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:06,373
沒死的人就獲勝

400
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,293
也許我們應該讓他贏

401
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,545
讓他贏?這可是殊死戰,你這白痴

402
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:15,591
- 三、二、一
- 二、一

403
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,764
快跑

404
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,705
喂,不准在死亡擂台上開槍

405
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:52,836
好耶

406
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:57,966
- 你在幹嘛?
- 我不能讓朋友死掉

407
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,260
- 我們不是朋友
- 威德老兄,你窮途末路了

408
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:02,804
那表示我要殺了你

409
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,765
我要說幾次...是,我知道

410
00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:07,351
- 並取代你
- 是,我很明白你的計畫

411
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:08,268
閉嘴

412
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,940
你們兩個笨蛋還在等什麼?

413
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,024
快跑啊

414
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,817
桃莉,我果然沒看錯妳

415
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:17,945
保持聯絡吧?

416
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,030
沒必要

417
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:25,118
現在整個黑社會都在追殺他

418
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,329
也許假扮成迪克不是個好主意

419
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:30,123
妮兒,這能幫助我揣摩他的想法

420
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,876
試試看嘛,妳試了就知道

421
00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:34,795
好吧

422
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,631
- 對
- 像這樣

423
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,262
- 我是迪克
- 我是迪克,對

424
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:45,764
- 像笨蛋一樣四處晃
- 很好

425
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,266
說些愚蠢的玩笑話

426
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:50,936
編織、友誼、素食主義

427
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:52,479
有人想殺我

428
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:55,023
但我太古怪了,我要停下來吃東西

429
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,943
何必趕時間或好好做事呢?

430
00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:59,778
- 嘿
- 我有時迷人又體貼

431
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,822
而且很和善,但那不重要

432
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:05,409
天啊,等等

433
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,744
你看,有彈孔

434
00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:09,538
看吧

435
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,875
- 還有這個
- 天啊

436
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,836
有人殺了這顆太妃蘋果
知道這代表什麼嗎?

437
00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:20,048
- 那個人很討厭秋季點心?
- 我們的搜索方向正確

438
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,466
- 說得對,沒錯
- 對

439
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,468
好,真不敢相信我會這麼說,但...

440
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:24,845
繼續假扮迪克

441
00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:26,680
對,走吧

442
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:35,272
幸好隔壁有裁縫店,快瞧瞧我的服裝

443
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:36,523
天啊

444
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,358
還有,我找到這些縫合工具

445
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:41,195
你做過縫合手術嗎?

446
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,988
沒有,我修改過衣服

447
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,032
兩者差不多啦

448
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,117
我用暗針縫法好了

449
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:51,997
對,會有一點痛

450
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:54,333
跟我聊聊天吧,可以轉移注意力

451
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,709
我們一定有很多共通點

452
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,127
我們才沒有共通點

453
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,962
是嗎?你最愛的食物是什麼?

454
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,297
我喜歡烤花椰菜

455
00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:03,300
我每餐都吃牛肉,我擁有很多屠宰場

456
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,385
好吧,你最愛的飲料呢?

457
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,471
我偏愛接骨木花飲

458
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:10,140
我只喝水和蘭姆酒
都不是為了好喝才喝的

459
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:13,143
- 你喜歡可愛小刺蝟嗎?
- 我討厭可愛小刺蝟

460
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,270
- 我也是
- 我騙你的

461
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:17,147
我其實很喜歡可愛小刺蝟

462
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,900
- 越可愛越好
- 我也是,我也騙了你

463
00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:22,236
我就知道我們有共通點

464
00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,404
那就是可愛小刺蝟

465
00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:26,907
別這樣,強尼,承認吧

466
00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:29,785
你心中有一個小小的夢想家,跟我一樣

467
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:33,205
也許曾經有過小小的夢想家

468
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:36,500
但生活總會摧毀人的夢想

469
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:42,339
最後只剩下為了生存
而逼不得已的邪惡手段

470
00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:43,549
那樣有點慘呢

471
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,884
好,我縫好了,感覺如何?

472
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:47,761
我很不想承認

473
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,264
但看來,我得向你道謝

474
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,183
強兄,你不必謝我,我們互助合作

475
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,980
我們快去拿黃金
並找回我的伙伴和你兒子吧

476
00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:59,481
克里斯多福,沒錯

477
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:02,526
倫敦不是他那種嬌弱男孩能待的地方

478
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:05,821
沒有爸爸陪在身邊,他會害怕到動彈不得

479
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:10,450
這太好玩了

480
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,536
穆斯,我長大後要像你一樣

481
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:17,082
只要搞砸課業,你就前途無量了

482
00:24:27,342 --> 00:24:29,052
好,血跡只到這裡,但沒有屍體

483
00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,679
所以沒人殺了他

484
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:32,389
- 對
- 還有這個

485
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,100
- 針線?
- 對,這是線索

486
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,351
當然了,沒錯

487
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:39,605
- 抱歉,為什麼?
- 是針啊

488
00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:41,690
這是必需品

489
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:44,401
我需要,迪克需要什麼?線

490
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,195
- 好
- 這是黃色的

491
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:47,988
- 黃色很接近金色
- 對

492
00:24:47,988 --> 00:24:49,323
他很接近黃金

493
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,909
他去找黃金了,對

494
00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,578
等等,誰手上有黃金?

495
00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:57,331
- 我們有黃金
- 沒錯,對,妮兒

496
00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,374
- 妮兒,妳是天才
- 你也是天才

497
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:01,001
- 我是嗎?
- 其實完全不是

498
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:03,420
我不知道怎麼形容你,但...我們快走吧

499
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:06,048
- 好,我...要去哪裡?
- 郵局

500
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:09,635
在這裡

501
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:14,014
好好欣賞吧

502
00:25:15,307 --> 00:25:16,808
抱歉,弄錯箱子了

503
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:19,770
好好欣賞吧

504
00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:24,399
這是鞋拔嗎?

505
00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,860
好好欣賞吧

506
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,070
真耀眼

507
00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:29,154
嗨,兩位

508
00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:31,823
又是我

509
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,201
我知道你們正忙著讚嘆黃金

510
00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:36,453
但我得殺了你們,速戰速決

511
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:38,163
很快就結束,好嗎?

512
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:39,831
是嗎?接招吧

513
00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,170
還真丟臉,對吧?

514
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:47,089
對,抱歉,我忘記我技巧很差

515
00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:52,553
可惡

516
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:56,807
看來我技巧還不賴?

517
00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:59,059
其實真的很差,這純屬僥倖

518
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:01,728
小心一點

519
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,940
不知道你有沒有發現,你正拿槍指著我

520
00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:07,109
你要背叛我

521
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:08,652
我幹嘛白白交出黃金?

522
00:26:08,652 --> 00:26:11,697
我可以殺了你,然後說我沒找到

523
00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:14,032
我精心策劃整件事的目的就是這個

524
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,910
整件事?包括高烏和珊卓追殺我們嗎?

525
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,245
不,那個沒有,但...

526
00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:19,580
我們跳進河裡呢?

527
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:20,956
不,那個也沒有

528
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:23,208
格鬥俱樂部也沒有吧?那要花超多錢

529
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,668
我只有大概的策略

530
00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:26,461
殺了你,偷走黃金,懂嗎?

531
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,130
那我們融洽的關係呢?

532
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,549
- 我們的關係很糟
- 你認為我們的關係很糟?

533
00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:34,136
對,我們的關係很糟,我厭惡很糟的關係

534
00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:36,763
永別了,迪克特平

535
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:40,350
喂,捉賊人

536
00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:43,520
別用你的賊手碰他

537
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:46,190
- 什麼?
- 好吧,我不風趣

538
00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:49,193
後退,否則我轟了他的蠢腦袋

539
00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,573
今天真好玩,那些帽子
是我見過最搞笑的東西

540
00:26:54,573 --> 00:26:56,450
- 超好笑
- 怎麼回事?

541
00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:58,744
威德說他要轟了迪克的蠢腦袋

542
00:26:58,744 --> 00:27:00,245
不,我愛你的蠢腦袋

543
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:01,955
拜託別再聊我的蠢腦袋了

544
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,374
- 克里斯多福,你在幹嘛?
- 他在倫敦迷路

545
00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:06,418
總得有人照顧他

546
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:07,628
你是指把我當人質嗎?

547
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,546
我是指把他當人質

548
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:10,964
你敢動他一根寒毛

549
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:14,134
迪克的小腦袋就會噴到牆上

550
00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:17,846
什麼?那我會當上頭子嗎?那樣好討厭喔

551
00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:19,723
才怪

552
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,725
可是珍妮佛呢?

553
00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:23,769
他是你的獨生子

554
00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:28,607
妳真以為我把孩子
看得比100條黃金還重要嗎?

555
00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:30,359
兒子再生就有了

556
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,362
生個會在週四乖乖寫作業的兒子

557
00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:36,156
上游泳課不會忘記帶蛙鏡的兒子

558
00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:40,118
記得我教過他成為人質該怎麼辦的兒子

559
00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:41,662
克里斯多福,紅色警戒

560
00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:00,806
好丟臉

561
00:28:06,645 --> 00:28:07,813
放我走

562
00:28:08,981 --> 00:28:10,482
我也會想念你,小小夢想家

563
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,442
多花點時間跟你兒子相處吧

564
00:28:14,111 --> 00:28:16,822
抱歉,我們把你爸綁起來,還威脅要殺你

565
00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:17,865
沒關係

566
00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:20,367
攔路強盜有必須要做的事

567
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:21,994
給你

568
00:28:24,413 --> 00:28:26,164
{\an8}有趣程度十分

569
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:28,834
來吧

570
00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:36,758
聽著,我通常只會稱讚死人

571
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:40,596
但我覺得你今天做得不錯

572
00:28:40,596 --> 00:28:42,848
謝啦,那是妳對我說過最好聽的話

573
00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:44,850
- 不准對別人提起
- 好吧

574
00:28:47,102 --> 00:28:49,605
穆斯,幹嘛愁眉苦臉?你今天玩得很開心

575
00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:51,231
我們應該多多造訪倫敦

576
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:52,774
是,我確實玩得很開心

577
00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:55,694
我只是感覺失去了一位小小朋友

578
00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:57,362
我也是

579
00:28:57,362 --> 00:29:00,741
不過呢,我們拿到黃金了
而且我知道該如何運用

580
00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:02,034
好耶

581
00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:05,412
雷克里夫,100條黃金押桃莉贏

582
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:08,248
相信我,她超猛的

583
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,126
加油,桃莉

584
00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:16,215
強納森威德,我的天

585
00:29:16,215 --> 00:29:18,175
你沒找到我的黃金

586
00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:22,846
而且根據這本小冊子所寫
你還密謀背叛辛迪加集團

587
00:29:22,846 --> 00:29:24,598
我的話被錯誤引述了

588
00:29:24,598 --> 00:29:27,392
記者才是真正的罪犯

589
00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:33,690
從今以後,你不得再參加

590
00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:36,485
本國的任何犯罪活動

591
00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,945
輕微的詐騙也不行嗎?

592
00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:39,738
連搶劫都不行

593
00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:42,115
好難過喔

594
00:29:42,658 --> 00:29:43,825
再見了

595
00:29:45,661 --> 00:29:46,995
放開我,混蛋

596
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,581
滾吧,威德

597
00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:52,709
爸

598
00:29:54,044 --> 00:29:56,630
也許我該退休

599
00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:59,383
多花點時間當個好爸爸了

600
00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:02,970
對了,我要送你這個

601
00:30:05,597 --> 00:30:06,807
我們回家吧,克里斯多福

602
00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:10,394
一起想想如何弄死迪克特平

603
00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:13,522
開玩笑的,我們去買冰淇淋

604
00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:16,900
(《迪克和威德的倫敦逃亡記》
伊萊莎賓恩著)

605
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:21,321
至於這位特平,我們傳個訊息給他吧

606
00:30:22,823 --> 00:30:23,824
有填字遊戲

607
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:06,783
字幕翻譯:翁乙玄