1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 [upbeat music playing] 2 00:00:13,291 --> 00:00:17,125 This is Marco Mejia coming to you live from Glamorous by Madolyn, 3 00:00:17,208 --> 00:00:21,166 and I have just one question for you, who wants to get cut? 4 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:25,083 We're gonna open some mail together, is that okay? 5 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:27,583 This is press. Comme Des Garçons. 6 00:00:27,666 --> 00:00:30,791 French. But not actually. Did you know that? 7 00:00:31,458 --> 00:00:34,125 It's the new fragrance. Don't mind if I do. 8 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:36,333 Spritz, spritz, bitch. 9 00:00:36,416 --> 00:00:41,208 Next we have the NYX Dazed and Diffused Blurring Lipstick. 10 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,375 I'm gonna give it a little swatch. 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,708 Warning, iconic. 12 00:00:45,791 --> 00:00:48,875 Up next is... I don't know what this is. 13 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:52,083 Okay, so here we have the... 14 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:58,166 Girl, this is the 2023 Glamorous by Madolyn Pride Palette. 15 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:02,208 I guess this must have been someone from our PR list. 16 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:05,666 Let me see if there's a note that might help us. 17 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:11,958 "Dear Waverly, happy Pride from everyone at Glamorous. Love, Madolyn." 18 00:01:12,541 --> 00:01:16,375 Okay. It seems like we just weren't good enough for Miss Waverly, 19 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:18,541 but we'll move right along. 20 00:01:19,541 --> 00:01:21,875 Okay, next up we have... 21 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,416 Okay, some spicy comments. Okay. 22 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,666 Guys, be real, okay? 23 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:29,750 I love Waverly. 24 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:33,791 She is an icon, she is a legend, and she is the moment. Come on now. 25 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:37,166 Just giving her shade for sending back PR. 26 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:42,708 Okay, the Riptide is here. Guys, I was not going in on Waverly. 27 00:01:42,791 --> 00:01:43,791 All right? 28 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:47,541 If y'all don't calm down, I'll start swinging the banhammer. 29 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:50,041 Uh... 30 00:01:50,666 --> 00:01:52,375 The mail room is officially closed. 31 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:53,583 [cell phone beeps] 32 00:01:54,791 --> 00:01:55,625 Uh-oh. 33 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:57,166 [pop music playing] 34 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:06,000 - How's the job hunt? - Grim. 35 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:09,875 I'm not giving up. I just need to get into the room with someone, 36 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:13,041 explain why the only boss I've ever had fired me and won't give me a reference 37 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:15,541 because I gave away company secrets to get ahead. 38 00:02:16,958 --> 00:02:21,125 Well, maybe you'd have an easier time outside the beauty industry? 39 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,541 I know Glamorous is just a gig for you, 40 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:27,458 but I got into this business because I love it. And I still do. 41 00:02:27,541 --> 00:02:29,583 Okay. Maybe you need a reset. 42 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:34,500 - What about business school? - You trying to make me fight you? 43 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:37,791 Okay, one more idea. 44 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:41,583 Give up your place. 45 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:48,625 - Then where am I supposed to live? - I don't know. Here? 46 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:53,333 - You don't even have a dishwasher. - Trying to take the romance out of this? 47 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:56,500 I just asked you... 48 00:02:58,625 --> 00:02:59,833 to move in with me. 49 00:03:01,208 --> 00:03:03,416 You know who I didn't ask to move in? 50 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:06,291 Marco is going to find his own place. 51 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,791 Okay? This is not a thing, I swear. 52 00:03:09,625 --> 00:03:11,250 Thank you for putting up with him. 53 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:14,500 And with me. Generally. 54 00:03:14,583 --> 00:03:20,125 How is he already out the door? It's 8:00, he's usually still on his lashes. 55 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:21,583 He had to say goodbye. 56 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:33,250 - So they're really just taking everything? - That's how moving works. 57 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:36,208 And someone's just gonna live here now? 58 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:40,416 How does that work? I don't have a place yet. I'm sleeping on a couch. 59 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:45,833 - You can't just go. - You're right. Shut it down, I'm staying! 60 00:03:46,541 --> 00:03:49,958 - You are? - No, I'm not. I've got a job. You... 61 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,916 You'll figure it out. You always do. 62 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:58,041 What if it's hard and scary? 63 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,875 [chuckles] You wanna know what's scary? 64 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:03,958 Being 25 and finding out you're about to have a kid. 65 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:08,916 Everything you know changes. Everything you thought mattered goes away. 66 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,875 Letting go is scary. 67 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:13,666 Growing is scary. 68 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:19,250 You always feels like you lost something. But it just means you learned something. 69 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:23,958 Wow, did you just come up with that? 70 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:29,125 No, I remembered it from Major Barbara. Do you read anything? 71 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:31,333 The comments section, unfortunately. 72 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:34,583 And some books. Big ones too, I swear. 73 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:36,583 Oh, thank you. 74 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:45,166 Mom... you can't go. I need to tell you something. 75 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,750 No, you don't have to tell me anything. 76 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:52,250 You knew who you were way before I ever did. 77 00:04:54,583 --> 00:04:56,541 I just had to get out of the way. 78 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,666 [inaudible dialogue] 79 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:07,750 - You have to go. - I know. 80 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,708 No, no streaks. All good. 81 00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:14,166 - I wasn't gonna ask. - You didn't have to. 82 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:23,125 [woman] This brand is more than just an institution, it's the moment. 83 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:26,250 No one in the business can get your name out of their mouths. 84 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:29,750 For a heritage brand to let go of old formulas, 85 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:34,041 reinvent as all-organic, lean into Pride, and fold it into who they are? 86 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:37,250 It's just another reason why I wanna be here. 87 00:05:38,958 --> 00:05:40,708 You're certainly qualified. 88 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,458 How did you reformulate so quickly? 89 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:48,000 It was a... passion project. 90 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:51,458 Of a former employee who was the driving force behind it. 91 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:55,666 That's what we're looking for in our new creative executive. 92 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,291 Imagination and passion. 93 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,083 We'll be in touch. 94 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:06,041 Can I ask? This is such a dream position, 95 00:06:07,041 --> 00:06:08,541 why aren't you going internal? 96 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,458 Someone made a mistake. A big one. 97 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,666 We wanna cast our net wider. 98 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:26,791 Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That sounds perfect. 99 00:06:26,875 --> 00:06:29,125 I can come see the unit before 8:30. 100 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:34,625 What? What do you mean, somebody just rented it? Hello? 101 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:41,958 [gasps] Britt, no! 102 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:44,958 - Why the eff not? - Because... 103 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:49,333 it's a glitter bomb. Give it, give it, give it. 104 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:58,875 Don't worry, I've disarmed a lot of these. I got really good at it. 105 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:01,750 [grunts] 106 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:07,000 See? Wait, is that me being masc? 107 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,875 And why is this office being glitter-bombed? 108 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:14,500 Because last week, Marco went all aggro on a major influencer 109 00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:17,208 on the company channel and set off her stans. 110 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:22,583 Okay. I said something a little sassy. I didn't even pop off. It was nothing. 111 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:26,750 The first one they've sent someone else. The raptors are testing the fences. 112 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,625 Seems a little extreme. 113 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:32,375 Of course it's extreme, it's the Internet! This is their queen. 114 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:36,541 And when somebody crosses them, they will go hard defending her honor. 115 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:39,166 It's medieval times in the comments section. 116 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:41,250 Fix this. 117 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:42,625 I will. 118 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,541 - Ah! - After you find your own place. 119 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:50,500 - I'm working on it. - Hurry along, Ben will be here any second. 120 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,500 Wait, he's still mad at me? 121 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,208 But he watches my Stories. 122 00:07:55,291 --> 00:07:59,250 Hate-watches. I'd keep keeping that distance if I were you. 123 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:04,500 Okay, I know what I did was screwed up, but it's been a month. 124 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,416 I just figured he'd be over it. 125 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,916 - Can I still fix this? - [cell phone buzzing] 126 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,250 Hello? 127 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:21,791 - How'd the interview go? - Madolyn liked her. 128 00:08:22,291 --> 00:08:25,208 But she's no Venetia? 129 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:28,958 No. You know she would never admit it. 130 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:32,083 She won't even let me give Venetia back her stuff. 131 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:35,083 Not even her Weekend 2 Beychella hoodie. 132 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:37,166 Says there might be stolen property in there. 133 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,333 Just give her time. She'll warm up. 134 00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:42,500 Oh, hey, what's "Nebraska"? 135 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:48,708 You're not talking about our 37th state, are you? 136 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:53,791 No, it's in the calendar with sirens. Venetia put it in there. 137 00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:57,416 Okay, so this is a code for when my father is in town, 138 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,500 so my mother, your employer, doesn't run into him. 139 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,541 We have an understanding. 140 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:06,000 He gives us a heads-up when he's in town 141 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:08,041 and she lays low until he's gone. 142 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:12,208 - Should I say something...? - No. I will handle it. 143 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:13,291 [clears throat] 144 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:19,583 Hey, so, um... 145 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:23,750 no big deal or anything, but, uh... 146 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,875 Dad's in town. 147 00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:28,625 And what does that have to do with you or me? 148 00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:33,166 Want me to reach out to his people, make sure you don't run into each other? 149 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:38,833 I have maintained a perfect wall of silence since your father left us, 150 00:09:38,916 --> 00:09:41,666 and I will not compromise that ever. 151 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:48,375 - Just wanna help. I know you're upset. - Upset? Oh, please, I'm not that brittle. 152 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:53,083 Then you must've been really mad at that pencil. 153 00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:56,666 Please tell me you have better news for me. 154 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:59,541 Uh, yeah, so our plant has hit a snag 155 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:02,458 with one of the new formulas. Supply-chain issues. 156 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:06,166 - Well, reach out to the formulator. - I did. 157 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,416 She's German. She either can't or won't speak English to me. 158 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:14,708 But I can still understand one word she keeps repeating: Venetia. 159 00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:17,083 [scoffs] Oh, Lord. 160 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,041 Are you saying that we need her help? 161 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:24,750 I'm saying we could use it. If you don't mind me reaching out to her. 162 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:32,875 Just make it clear that this is not a peace offering or a welcome home. 163 00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:36,041 She used me once. Never again. 164 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:40,875 - I'll make it work. - Glad you're still around to fix this. 165 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:44,750 Ah. One last quest before I hang up my sword. 166 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:49,125 [door opens, then closes] 167 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,416 Looks like your next interview is here. 168 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,375 I'm here to see Madolyn Addison. 169 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:15,000 Oh, you're, like, a half hour early. You're here for the interview, right? 170 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,375 I'm here to ask her a few questions. 171 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:21,416 Like, is she aware of the disrespect her own employee is paying 172 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,541 to the one and only Waverly on the company channel? 173 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:25,500 The Riptide! 174 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:27,291 Get ready for the undertow. 175 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,208 No! Get out of here! 176 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:32,666 Not until you put some respect on Waverly's name! 177 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:33,833 [screams] 178 00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:34,916 Oh, my God! 179 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,250 Bye, bitch. 180 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,333 [groans] 181 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,583 I don't know how they got past security 182 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:48,666 or why they won't leave me alone, but I am so sorry. 183 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:53,208 - Alyssa Says you have to fix this. - I will. I will. 184 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,791 Great. And until then, the socials phone is mine. 185 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:01,000 "Exqueeze" me? 186 00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:06,166 And I want you off the company channels. No mailbags, no live streams, nothing. 187 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,500 Not until you get Waverly to call off the Riptide. 188 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,250 - But my content. - [stammering] 189 00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:14,416 I just passed 10,000 followers. I cannot lose this. 190 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:16,333 Then fix this. 191 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,291 I will. I will fix this. 192 00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:25,375 Okay, I will win back Waverly's fans and I will get that socials phone back. 193 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:33,875 As Vogue as my witness, I will never not post again. 194 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,041 [sighs] I'm ready to speak my truth. 195 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,708 My name is Marco Mejia. 196 00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:47,333 I am an influencer and beauty industry professional. 197 00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:52,708 I've been accused of "giving" and "slaying" 198 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,500 and "making white leggings work." 199 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,250 But today is not about me. No. 200 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:04,875 Today is about a woman that I wronged, who I am talking to now. 201 00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:07,541 Waverly. 202 00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:09,916 Queen. 203 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,791 I grew up watching your makeup tutorials. 204 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:17,583 You taught me how to contour. 205 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:20,541 And when I thought I had lined my lips as far as they could go, 206 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:24,458 you reached through my MacBook and slapped my face to go farther. 207 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:26,875 And I did. 208 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,250 [sobbing] And I did. 209 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:38,291 So for me to disrespect you on the Glamorous by Madolyn channel, I... 210 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:43,916 I mean, I know you're straight, but it feels homophobic. 211 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,708 So let's just say what it is. It's homophobic. 212 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:54,541 I just wanna say that I am deeply, deeply sorry. 213 00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:58,500 And I don't just wanna say that here, 214 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:03,625 I wanna say that to your beat to the heavens, boots the house down, 215 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,041 "yes, Gaga, slay, queen" face. 216 00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:08,791 Because you deserve that. 217 00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,291 And so does the Riptide. 218 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:16,541 But I know you're in town. I just don't know where you are. 219 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:22,083 So if anyone on your team wants to reach out and tell me, my DMs are open. 220 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,250 - And so is my heart. - This is so pathetic! 221 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,500 You're not even crying. 222 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:33,166 If you're still icing Marco out, why are you watching his videos? 223 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,791 Because I like watching the disaster unfold. 224 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:40,291 Which Marco deserves 'cause Marco is bad. 225 00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:45,458 It's been a month. You know Marco's sorry. You're still not letting P-Town go? 226 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:46,833 Marco called me pathetic. 227 00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:50,041 - And you're gonna hold on to that forever? - No. 228 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:54,875 No, because someday I will die and my memories will vanish. 229 00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:59,458 Unless the singularity happens and then I will hate Marco in the cloud forever. 230 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,125 You wouldn't be this pissed if you still didn't care. 231 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,666 Oh. Is that how emotions work? 232 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,000 Don't make me pick Marco over you because I will. 233 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,625 One month on your couch and Marco turns you against me? 234 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,833 No, you being a little bitch 235 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,708 about regular-grade drama would turn me against you. 236 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:20,375 Yes, Marco is, like, the worst person in the history of people 237 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,291 to share an East Village bathroom with. 238 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,958 But he's nice, and he's fun, and he's sorry. 239 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:31,250 And you know what else? Marco is not going anywhere. 240 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:35,666 You need to learn to live with that and drop all this bullshit. 241 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:47,208 If Kirk could forgive the Klingons for killing his son, then... 242 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:52,083 I guess I can at least... be civil. 243 00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,333 Then be civil. 244 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:04,208 - Good. It sounds like you've been good. - Yeah, you too. 245 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,208 I have been better. Obviously. 246 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,791 Pivot to your ask, we've been as polite as we can. 247 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,625 Well, then pivot I shall. 248 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,625 We have hit a hiccup with your favorite formulator. 249 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:22,625 Hilde? Why? What's wrong? Did Bayern Munich lose? 250 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:26,916 I don't know. She won't talk to us. All she does is yell, in German. 251 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:30,375 We need an analog to a precursor that's out of stock 252 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,166 and I think she'll only talk to you. 253 00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:34,708 Mm. 254 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:39,000 So you want me to get on the phone, find the analog to the precursor, fix this? 255 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,333 I know it's an awkward ask. 256 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:50,458 Sorry, I was just doing time-zone math. Yeah, she should be up. 257 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,458 [line ringing] 258 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:54,916 Hilde. 259 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,250 [speaking German] 260 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:32,250 Never heard a woman talk makeup science in German before? 261 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,458 Uh, no. 262 00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:38,708 Hilde has a couple of options. When I get them, I'll hit your inbox. 263 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:42,250 You know she's the daughter of the guy who made the original formulas, right? 264 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,250 He has passed down this family business. 265 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:47,875 Okay, I'm sorry, you're just giving us the answer? 266 00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,750 Yeah. I mean, unless there was something else? 267 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,291 Uh, no, no, it's... 268 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:59,583 - I just figured... - That I would want something in return? 269 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:03,333 'Cause I'm always watching my six? Protecting my flank? 270 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,958 Going out and getting what's mine? 271 00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:11,166 Well, I only looked out for me because no one else was. 272 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,333 There's no net down there. 273 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,625 It's just me, these two hands, 274 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,708 holding on, trying not to fall. 275 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:26,125 That didn't work, right? Might as well try something new. 276 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,250 There's at least another 100 I can expense out of this lunch. 277 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,125 How many Negronis you think that could get us? 278 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:38,250 - Let's find out. - Hmm. 279 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:46,375 - It's okay, I can just finish at my desk. - Don't run. 280 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:54,041 There's no one else in here. Are you talking to me? 281 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:57,416 Who says we can't be civil? 282 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:01,000 I don't know 'cause you won't talk to me. 283 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,958 Fix your face. I'm gonna pee. 284 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 - Thanks. - [stall door closes] 285 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,333 This week has been worse than the last season of Glee. 286 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:18,166 I mildly burned this huge influencer and now her stans are coming for me. 287 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:21,166 [Ben] Oh, really? I had no idea. This is the first I've heard. 288 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,750 Yeah. Lost the socials phone, access to the company channel. 289 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,500 I have to hunt her down to get her to stop the stans, 290 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:31,583 but I don't know where she's staying. I just know she's in town. 291 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:40,000 - Have you called around the big hotels? - Well, yeah, but she's using an alias. 292 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,750 Which is iconic. 293 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,666 So check her socials. 294 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:48,125 She's not just gonna post where she's staying. 295 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,750 She probably is without knowing it. 296 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:52,750 Her name's Waverly. 297 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,916 Waverly? Okay, let's see. 298 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:07,291 Look at this post. You can see the Chrysler Building out her window. 299 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:10,558 Ten minutes on Google Maps and I can tell you what floor she's on. 300 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,541 You would do that? For me? 301 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:14,875 I'd do it for anyone. 302 00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:18,958 But yeah. 303 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:22,458 I'd do it for you. 304 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,875 That's it? She just gave you the answer? 305 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,541 No monologues, no demands, nothing. 306 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,875 Also, did you know she speaks German? 307 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,333 She was probably just showing off. 308 00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:45,250 But that doesn't undo what she did. She almost destroyed this company. 309 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:48,875 Then she kind of saved it. 310 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:52,291 - She's lucky I didn't take her to court. - You're right. 311 00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:56,208 She was desperate, she made a mistake, she regrets it. 312 00:20:56,791 --> 00:21:01,833 She's very lucky that the only thing it cost her is everything she's ever wanted. 313 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,125 It's so odd that you keep that. 314 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:11,125 Dad's jersey? It's a collectible. It's only gone up in value. 315 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:15,416 I have to come back with bubble wrap. It's museum glass, can't risk it. 316 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:21,541 There's nothing I can say or do to make you stay? 317 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,500 When I came here after business school, I didn't know a thing about makeup. 318 00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:40,916 But now I know the value of a good setting spray. 319 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:45,125 I know the difference between a powder and cream foundation. 320 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:47,000 The importance of a pen liner. 321 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:51,125 And I know the importance of quality ingredients 322 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,333 in making a quality product. 323 00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:55,958 And this place... 324 00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:00,708 This place has some quality ingredients. 325 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:04,541 They may not all mix well together at first, 326 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:07,708 but with a little patience, a little pain... 327 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:12,625 they can really come together to make something beautiful. 328 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:17,833 - Enough of me talking. Let's drink. Whoo! - [crowd applauding] 329 00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:28,666 My man. When are we going back to P-Town? 330 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,070 Just 'cause summer's over doesn't mean the party has to be. 331 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:33,750 Yeah, I think I saw everything that I need to see there. 332 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:36,291 Including you in Fergie's wig from Nine. 333 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,333 Well, hey. Um... 334 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:42,666 You know, I know it was a bad time, but... it wasn't all bad. 335 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:43,750 You know what I mean? 336 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:45,000 [camera clicking] 337 00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:50,708 [Chad clears throat] 338 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:54,041 Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean you won. 339 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,541 Best player never makes it to final Tribal. 340 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,583 Well, that still makes me the Survivor. 341 00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:04,416 My mother's needy, she's neurotic. 342 00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:06,625 She's all yours now. 343 00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:08,541 The Tribe has spoken. 344 00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:20,541 You missed my speech. 345 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,666 I was hoping this wasn't real. 346 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:28,958 Well, I didn't reach out to Dad as promised, but I did talk to his people. 347 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,041 So he's just here for the weekend. 348 00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,958 If you lay low, you should be fine. 349 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:37,125 Well, technically, I didn't break my wall of silence. 350 00:23:39,416 --> 00:23:40,416 But thank you. 351 00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:45,375 Oh, my God. Are you about to cry? 352 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:51,333 If the first ten minutes of Up couldn't break me, nothing will. 353 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:02,750 Okay, I'll continue serving the champagne. 354 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,083 [Madolyn groans] 355 00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:14,666 So does the name Dr. Chase Meridian mean anything to you? 356 00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:17,500 No. Is she one of the queens in Season 16? 357 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:22,250 Dr. Meridian is currently checked in to the Hotel Elysium. 358 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:25,708 But you might know her better as Waverly. 359 00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:26,666 You found her? 360 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,541 You still have to get to her. 361 00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:33,333 - You don't even know what room she's in. - I've got scams you've never seen. 362 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:36,625 Although I may need a little help. 363 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:41,333 How much help? 364 00:24:46,125 --> 00:24:49,166 I know Chad is quitting, but he's not leaving town. 365 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,333 He's still around. 366 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:53,958 I know he has to move on. And I know things have to change. 367 00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:57,375 Just doesn't mean I don't hate it when they do. 368 00:24:57,458 --> 00:24:58,458 You need a drink. 369 00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:02,041 - It's 6:30. - I mean you need to go out for a drink. 370 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,708 Turn a few heads, get a little attention. 371 00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:06,625 Mm. I do like attention. 372 00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:07,708 But not tonight. 373 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,458 Chad's father's in town. 374 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:13,458 I have to stay out of his territory or I could run into him. 375 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:17,208 - So, what's his territory? - The island of Manhattan. 376 00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:21,000 So, what, you're supposed to shelter in place? 377 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:24,833 He's a narcissist with a Super Bowl ring, not a tornado warning. 378 00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:27,083 No. But he's a disaster. 379 00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:31,208 - [Teddy sighs] - And frankly, when he's around, I am too. 380 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,541 If you have to wait this man out, I won't let you do it alone. 381 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:39,375 We're gonna go have a drink in your place. Together. 382 00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:52,958 - Room 919. - They bought it? 383 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:56,083 I tried this at Parker's once and they barely believed me. 384 00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:58,916 I make a more convincing Postmates than you. 385 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,083 [groans] 386 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:03,083 - Good luck. - Wait, what? 387 00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:07,291 No, no, no, I need you to help me film. That's the whole point of this. 388 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:10,625 So they can see Waverly forgive me and then they'll finally let me live. 389 00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:13,583 [groans] 390 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:17,583 Why do I even try to say no? You always find a way to make me say yes. 391 00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:20,958 Yeah, let's go. 392 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:23,916 [gasps] Oh! 393 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,375 Go, go, go. It's them, it's them, it's them. 394 00:26:29,083 --> 00:26:32,291 - The Riptide. - Guess they can geolocate off a post too. 395 00:26:32,375 --> 00:26:34,916 - Damn, they're good. - We can't just give up. 396 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,666 Online presence is at stake. 397 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,708 - Stairs. Yeah. I can distract them. - Hmm? 398 00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:45,125 You go to the second floor, we liaise there, and then we do this. 399 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:47,666 How did you come up with that so fast? 400 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:52,416 If I can get past the Orc Lord of Waterdeep and his Ring of Vision, 401 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,708 I think can get past a pack of stans. 402 00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:59,083 I mean, they're... You know, they're just know-it-alls. 403 00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:00,583 And those are my people. 404 00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:03,708 - Watch for my signal. - Okay. 405 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,833 Try to take my photos. You'll take the videos... 406 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:16,625 Excuse me. Could you tell me where I can get a good manicure? 407 00:27:16,708 --> 00:27:18,791 It depends. Do you want basic or gel? 408 00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:21,291 Oof. Uh, I don't know. 409 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:25,166 - Um, what's the difference? - I don't know. Everything. 410 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,458 [all chuckling] 411 00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:28,791 Weird. 412 00:27:37,291 --> 00:27:40,625 I doubt someone like you would even... Is that...? Marco. 413 00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,541 [Ben] Oh, my God. Waverly! 414 00:27:49,916 --> 00:27:51,416 - Run! - Why did you just...? 415 00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:54,875 [screaming] 416 00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:04,208 [screams] 417 00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:06,291 Move! 418 00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:14,791 Oh, my God. 419 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,541 [Ben] Guess you're not getting that Waverly face time. 420 00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:21,041 It was fine. Uh... 421 00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:24,291 It'll all blow over in a year. Or three. 422 00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:29,333 I'll have to give up the socials phone and get off the company channel, 423 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:33,083 spend less time online, watch movies, read books... 424 00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:37,166 put my phone down, and pick up real life. 425 00:28:38,208 --> 00:28:39,250 Ooh, you're shaking. 426 00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:41,583 'Cause I'm scared. 427 00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:48,750 Okay, how about we go get a drink and relax and make fun of people at work? 428 00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:52,833 - I mean, you saw Alyssa's bangs, right? - They're horrible. 429 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:58,083 - You don't wanna get a drink with me. - Why? 430 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:03,916 Oh, 'cause you called me pathetic and used me for attention 431 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,833 and played me like a backup for the worst guy in the world? 432 00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:09,666 You forgot I also lied to you. 433 00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,708 Did I even say sorry for that? 434 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:18,125 I think you just did. 435 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,375 You're not mad at me? 436 00:29:25,541 --> 00:29:26,750 Yeah, I tried to be. 437 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:30,583 And I was... for a minute. 438 00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:37,708 But there's some people in life you just can't stay angry at. 439 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:41,541 It's like Ellen Pompeo in Grey's Anatomy. You can't quit me. 440 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:46,125 Or maybe you actually aren't the center of the world. 441 00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:50,250 Fact check, that lie was rated four Pinocchios. 442 00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:51,500 Ah. 443 00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:57,875 - [pop music playing over speakers] - [Dizmal] Hey, sis. It's been a minute. 444 00:29:57,958 --> 00:29:59,791 Missed you, Ensign Cutiepants. 445 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:02,416 Can I interest you in giving me a new nickname? 446 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:06,416 No. You picked a great night to stop by. My life's falling apart. 447 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,791 - What's got you so pressed? - Roommate drama. 448 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:12,500 My former friend Ernesto booked a cruise and his name's not on the lease. 449 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:15,500 Know anyone looking for a room in Bushwick who can move in yesterday? 450 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:17,583 Uh, yeah. Me. 451 00:30:18,791 --> 00:30:20,333 You need a place? 452 00:30:20,416 --> 00:30:22,125 Hmm. I don't know. 453 00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:24,166 - Can you pay cash? - Yes. 454 00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:25,500 - Have low standards? - Very. 455 00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:27,625 You see someone break in, so you call the cops. 456 00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:30,750 It was me. I lost my keys and I'm very high. What do you tell them? 457 00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:33,000 Trick question. 458 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:34,708 I don't call cops. 459 00:30:35,791 --> 00:30:36,791 [squeals] 460 00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:43,458 Is this what it's like to have a daughter? Here. Go spend these all in one place. 461 00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:45,916 - Thanks. - Thank you. 462 00:30:55,416 --> 00:30:57,833 Actually, I have to go. 463 00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:00,208 The ex is here. 464 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:03,458 Uber Boy? I can have him thrown out. You want me to make it hurt? 465 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:07,958 - I just... I wanna go. - You can't. You're better than him. 466 00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:13,000 - Varsity doesn't run because JV walked in. - He really messed you up, huh? 467 00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:15,291 He tried to. 468 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,375 And I let him. 469 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,583 I just thought that's how it works. 470 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:23,875 I thought that's what I was worth. 471 00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:27,916 That no one would like me the way I am the way he did. 472 00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:30,541 It's pathetic, I know. 473 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000 We'll go say hi. 474 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:38,875 Whoa! Is Deborah Cox in the house? I'm about to tell you, absolutely not. 475 00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:42,208 This is your non-binary parent speaking. Face the dragon. 476 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,458 Hang on a sec. I know what you need. 477 00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:47,750 Rub my man for a little luck, it'll all work out. 478 00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:58,666 - Oh, you're far from home base. - Is it that obvious? 479 00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,916 So is that it? 480 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,750 I'm sorry, do I know you? 481 00:32:05,666 --> 00:32:08,250 Okay. Well, we tried. Let's go. 482 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:11,208 - Wait. Something's off. - Parker. 483 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,916 Hey, hey, hey. Sorry, I'm late. 484 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:21,083 Well, look who the eff it is. 485 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,291 Peter, this is Marco, this is Ben. 486 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:27,333 And this is Peter, my boyfriend. 487 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,625 You were giving me shit for calling you that. 488 00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:34,541 And you were giving me shit for wanting to do Bushwick, but look at this place. 489 00:32:34,625 --> 00:32:35,708 It's great, right? 490 00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:40,166 Anyone ever tell you that you guys just kind of look alike? 491 00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:44,416 - I don't see it. - I don't see it. Look at that nose. 492 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:47,458 Look at that chin. It's not like we need name tags. 493 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,666 - Yeah. - Bathroom? 494 00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,000 Yeah. 495 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,416 How about we get the first round? We can catch up. 496 00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:11,958 Well, you move on fast. 497 00:33:12,041 --> 00:33:14,666 We're just friends. What about Peter? 498 00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:16,500 I wasn't looking. 499 00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:17,583 He found me. 500 00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:19,791 Sound familiar? 501 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,208 Congrats on that. 502 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:25,333 You finally have a boyfriend you can pull a Parent Trap with. 503 00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:28,458 Well, damn. 504 00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:30,500 I can see why Marco went dumb for that man. 505 00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:33,416 Getting climbed on by that every night like you're the Matterhorn... 506 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:35,250 Marco's a top. 507 00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:39,708 - A top what, model? - A top, you know. 508 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:41,708 Kind of dom too. 509 00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:46,583 I tried to test the vers waters with Marco when we did it. 510 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:49,041 But he didn't even know how to prep. 511 00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:52,541 I let a twink top into my Christian home? 512 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:55,541 You're owed an apology. 513 00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:57,375 [cell phone chimes] 514 00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:05,541 Hey. 515 00:34:05,958 --> 00:34:08,458 - Do you take requests? - No. 516 00:34:09,291 --> 00:34:10,291 But I'm about to. 517 00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:17,750 He's not coming over tonight, if you're up to nothing. 518 00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:20,541 I can't. 519 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:23,958 You know you miss me. 520 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:26,416 ["Cry For You" playing over speakers] 521 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:31,458 One more song, then I'll slip out. 522 00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:39,208 ♪ While you were talking about our life ♪ 523 00:34:39,291 --> 00:34:41,916 ♪ You killed the beauty of today ♪ 524 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,166 ♪ Forever and ever, life is now or never ♪ 525 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,625 ♪ Forever never comes around ♪ 526 00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:51,500 ♪ You'll never see me again ♪ 527 00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:54,875 ♪ So now who's gonna cry for you? ♪ 528 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:59,208 ♪ You'll never see me again ♪ 529 00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:01,708 ♪ No matter what you do ♪ 530 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:06,458 ♪ You'll never see me again ♪ 531 00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:09,750 ♪ So now who's gonna cry for you? ♪ 532 00:35:09,833 --> 00:35:14,000 ♪ You'll never see me again ♪ 533 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:16,291 ♪ No matter what you do ♪ 534 00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:28,541 Well, after putting that bottle away, I'm gonna need Raj to drive me home. 535 00:35:28,625 --> 00:35:30,916 - [chuckles] - But it was worth it. 536 00:35:31,416 --> 00:35:35,208 Keeping you safe from maybe possibly running into somebody 537 00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:37,375 that you haven't seen in over two decades. 538 00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:42,041 You have to hold the line when people hurt you, otherwise, 539 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:44,791 you seem weak. 540 00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:50,583 I let go after you hurt me. Does that make me weak? 541 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:52,625 No. 542 00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:54,500 That makes you you. 543 00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:58,500 Ha. 544 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:01,541 Okay. 545 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:10,625 I know we haven't talked about it, but I have to say something. 546 00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:12,750 Mr. Cameraman was wrong. 547 00:36:15,125 --> 00:36:16,166 I'm not in love with you. 548 00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:19,208 I'm in like with you. 549 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:24,500 Phew. 550 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,333 I'm in like with you too. 551 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:33,291 Just because we're close doesn't mean we're... crossing a line. 552 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,791 - No. - Nothing has to change. 553 00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:37,416 - No. - Just how you like it. 554 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:47,875 I, um... 555 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,583 - I have to make some calls. - Yeah. 556 00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:52,666 For work. 557 00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:55,041 We're hiring. 558 00:36:57,833 --> 00:36:59,083 I'll leave you to it. 559 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:02,541 [Madolyn sighs] 560 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:04,958 - I'll lock up for you. - Okay. 561 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,583 - Hey, Madolyn? - Yup? 562 00:37:15,583 --> 00:37:16,625 I forgot. 563 00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:19,375 You know where to find me when you remember. 564 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:26,958 Good night. 565 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:33,250 It took one day to move all your stuff? 566 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:35,625 Hi. I'm Venetia. 567 00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:36,708 We've met, right? 568 00:37:36,791 --> 00:37:39,166 I guess without a job, life is your job. 569 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,708 Well, I actually do have one box left at the office. 570 00:37:46,416 --> 00:37:49,500 - They're gonna let me pick it up tomorrow. - I can grab it for you. 571 00:37:49,583 --> 00:37:51,958 No, no, no. Maybe I need to say goodbye. 572 00:37:54,833 --> 00:37:55,833 Marco texted. 573 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,333 He won't be home till late. 574 00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:02,083 Mm. 575 00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:04,125 And, um... 576 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:08,166 what are we supposed to do about that? 577 00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:12,166 - Something loud. - Mm. 578 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:25,583 Welcome to what is technically still zoned as a paint factory. 579 00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,291 If anyone asks, you work here. 580 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:34,500 Your new home includes a half kitchen, aggressive neighbors, 581 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:38,833 and what has been generously described as a semiprivate bathroom. 582 00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:41,666 This is worse than that national park show my mom watches. 583 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:45,791 I hang out with drunk people for a living. What did you think I could afford? 584 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:47,833 Walls? 585 00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:51,791 Welcome to the real world. 586 00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:56,541 - There's no lock on the door. - They're ceremonial. 587 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,166 [yawns] Bedtime. 588 00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:05,125 - Girl, it's 8 a.m. - I know. Been trying to get more sleep. 589 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,625 Roll the door shut on your way out. 590 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000 [gasps] Rory! 591 00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:22,208 Relax. 592 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,333 You don't deserve this. 593 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:26,625 So earn it. 594 00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:36,208 [Marco] "Forgive yourself, Marco, and be good to yourself. 595 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,791 Because I'll be watching. 596 00:39:38,416 --> 00:39:39,583 All my love... 597 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:45,625 Waverly." 598 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:01,625 [elevator bell dings] 599 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,333 Surprise. 600 00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:09,666 Guess HR wanted me to see a friendly face. 601 00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:12,333 Something like that. 602 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:19,708 Wait, is she...? 603 00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:23,958 Don't worry. Nobody is running into anyone today. 604 00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:35,291 Why is all of my stuff in your office? 605 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:37,875 Oh, because it's not my office anymore. 606 00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:41,458 It's yours. 607 00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:47,625 Oh, by the way, you have an 11:00 with Product Development. 608 00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:52,583 I want you to catch up on the plans with the organics rollout. 609 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:54,375 And put us in business 610 00:40:54,458 --> 00:40:57,791 with that return fulfillment service you recommended. 611 00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:00,500 What am I doing here? 612 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:02,708 Well, hopefully, your job. 613 00:41:02,791 --> 00:41:04,375 Has no one told you? 614 00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:07,291 You're our creative executive. Congratulations. 615 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,208 I'll let you get on with it. 616 00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:14,583 - Really? - Mm-hm. 617 00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:15,583 Really? 618 00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:17,083 [Chad laughing] 619 00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:18,083 Oh, my God. 620 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:22,583 - Oh, my God. Thank you. - [Ben] Congratulations. 621 00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:26,250 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, my God. I'm so happy for you. 622 00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:27,250 - Thanks. - Yeah. 623 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:28,416 [laughing] 624 00:41:28,958 --> 00:41:29,958 Yeah. 625 00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:31,875 You. 626 00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:34,208 Oh, thanks, babe. 627 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:44,291 Hey. So I see the two of you are together in the same room again. 628 00:41:44,375 --> 00:41:45,958 [indistinct chatter] 629 00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:48,541 Does that mean...? 630 00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:50,041 Girl, no. 631 00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:51,125 Never? 632 00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:53,416 I'm gonna be late. I... 633 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,083 That is not an answer. 634 00:41:56,541 --> 00:41:59,875 Look, I have to figure some stuff out first. Okay? 635 00:42:00,791 --> 00:42:03,500 You have a lot more figured out than you think. 636 00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:11,916 ["Ain't Nobody" playing] 637 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:20,708 [Marco] Hey, folks, it's me, Marco. 638 00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:23,458 And I don't know if you all forgive me yet. 639 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,625 Hey, Marco, do you have my charger? 640 00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:28,541 [Marco] But it's okay. 641 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,666 'Cause I forgive myself. 642 00:42:34,375 --> 00:42:37,375 And I'm finally ready to know myself. 643 00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:42,708 ♪ Happened so naturally Did not know it was love... ♪ 644 00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:44,458 Thattagirl. 645 00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:49,416 You are the best daughter a mother could have. 646 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:52,041 ♪ I let myself go ♪ 647 00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:54,583 ♪ And now we're flyin' Through the stars... ♪ 648 00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:55,958 [elevator bell dings] 649 00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,583 [Marco] The world keeps changing. 650 00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:02,791 Life keeps changing. 651 00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:11,208 And, yeah, it's scary when out of nowhere, everything changes. 652 00:43:12,375 --> 00:43:13,375 [Chad] Dad. 653 00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:15,916 [Marco] 'Cause it feels like you lost something. 654 00:43:17,666 --> 00:43:20,375 But that just means that you learned something. 655 00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:28,041 I wanna say more, but for now I'll just say it back. 656 00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:31,791 - ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ - ♪ Nobody... ♪ 657 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:33,333 [Marco] We're beautiful. 658 00:43:33,416 --> 00:43:35,208 ♪ Makes me happy ♪ 659 00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:38,041 - ♪ Makes me feel this way ♪ - ♪ Nobody ♪ 660 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:40,458 - ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ - ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 661 00:43:40,541 --> 00:43:46,416 - ♪ Loves me better ♪ - ♪ Than you ♪ 662 00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:54,125 ♪ I wait for night time to come ♪ 663 00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:56,416 ♪ To bring you to me ♪ 664 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:58,791 ♪ I can't believe I'm the one ♪ 665 00:43:58,875 --> 00:44:01,125 ♪ I was so lonely ♪ 666 00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:03,291 ♪ I feel like no one could feel ♪ 667 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,375 ♪ I must be dreamin' ♪ 668 00:44:05,458 --> 00:44:07,916 ♪ I want this dream to be real ♪ 669 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,083 ♪ I need this feelin' ♪ 670 00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:12,541 ♪ I make my wish upon a star ♪ 671 00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:16,125 ♪ And hope this night will last forever ♪ 672 00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:19,583 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 673 00:44:19,666 --> 00:44:21,875 - ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ - ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 674 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,291 - ♪ Loves me better ♪ - ♪ Than me ♪ 675 00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:26,416 - ♪ Makes me happy ♪ - ♪ Makes me feel this way ♪ 676 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,750 ♪ Makes me feel this way ♪ 677 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:31,208 - ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ - ♪ Nobody, baby ♪ 678 00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:33,541 - ♪ Loves me better ♪ - ♪ Nobody makes me feel ♪ 679 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,041 ♪ Ain't nobody ♪ 680 00:44:35,666 --> 00:44:37,958 - ♪ Loves me better ♪ - ♪ Than you ♪