1 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,438 I'm sorry, ma'am. You said green chile shrimp? 2 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:25,859 Chicken. A green chile pupusa with chicken and a black coffee. 3 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,486 If there's nothing else, you can move on to the next window. 4 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:30,238 - What do you want? - Nothing. 5 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:33,074 - This shit make my stomach hurt. - You never got anything like that? 6 00:00:33,074 --> 00:00:36,077 Did I ever get sued for two and a half million dollars? 7 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,704 What do I look like, Microsoft? 8 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,497 You really poked the bear. 9 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,749 I didn't do anything. 10 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,168 According to her, you did a lot. 11 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:47,505 "Befriended, enticed, seduced, cajoled, cheated." 12 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:50,508 Somebody went buck wild on Synonyms.com. 13 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,302 Come on. Move up! 14 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,763 What do you want me to do? There's a line! 15 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,850 But I didn't break the law. Look, it says right there. 16 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:01,853 "Everything Mr. Sterling gave me is a gift." 17 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:05,732 How can she take back gifts? How is that even a legit lawsuit? 18 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:07,942 Here it goes: 19 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:12,197 she's saying he bought you shit with her money. "Community property." 20 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:16,284 But some of this is income from my work at the Sterling Foundation. 21 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:20,080 V, you really think Rochelle wants to drive all the way downtown... 22 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,540 ...and face you in front of a judge and everything? 23 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:24,959 She doesn't wanna acknowledge you exist. 24 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,878 You just gotta run up your little white flag... 25 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,713 ...and tell her you're sorry. 26 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,636 It's a red light. 27 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,222 - V, you just ran a red light! - I know how to drive. 28 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,477 I thought we were going to my house. Why are you driving west? 29 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,772 Are you insane? 30 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,233 - I just wanna talk to her. - No, no, no, no, no. 31 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,735 You said you wanted me to read a legal document, 32 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:52,737 not jump an elderly white lady. 33 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:54,989 I'm not doing this, V. Take me home. 34 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:58,451 What is she gonna do when she sees us pull up at midnight, 35 00:01:58,451 --> 00:01:59,702 put out tea and crumpets? 36 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,704 She's gonna shoot our Black asses. 37 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,289 I'm not Black. 38 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,458 Be whatever you wanna be in your mind, you look Black. 39 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:09,003 And even if they just arrest us, you're trying to adopt those boys, right? 40 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:12,132 You wanna explain a fresh arrest in family court? 41 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,682 Hazards. Hazards! 42 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:25,019 Listen. Unfortunately, it is a man's world. 43 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:26,604 God cursed Eve and all that. 44 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,982 But you can still make him do what you want. 45 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,276 You need to make him so afraid of losing you, 46 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,570 he will do anything to get her off your back. 47 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,781 He used to do that on his own. 48 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,200 You used to make him feel all Richard Gere. 49 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,202 Now you take the lifestyle for granted. 50 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:46,833 Look, you have been blessed with blue chip pussy. Use it. 51 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,169 Make him feel like a big man again. 52 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,171 Blow his fucking mind. 53 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,390 How do I look? 54 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:05,226 We need to get you that HD makeup that deflects light. 55 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,646 V, don't go all Fast and Furious again. 56 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:11,900 You're gonna give him an aneurysm with that ass. 57 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,862 You're 31. Cream curdles. 58 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:17,864 Same as playing ball. 59 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,908 They give you 15 years to earn. 60 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,160 Then you gotta find your own revenue stream. 61 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,496 Lean In, like that bitch said. 62 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,081 I am. 63 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,418 I'm lining myself up to run the Clippers organization. 64 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:31,794 Oh, yeah. 65 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:36,716 From sidepiece to C-suite, that classic American tale. 66 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:39,928 Don't take it personal. 67 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,890 They pay the Lakers Girls $85 a game. 68 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,184 It's just not a sector where women thrive. 69 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,561 How's everything fitting? 70 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,313 Fabulous. Thank you so much. 71 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:53,358 Look, it wasn't easy for me either. 72 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,362 People think you make bank veejaying MTV Spring break. 73 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:02,033 Three summers in South Padre Island, and I didn't even keep the bikinis. 74 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:05,203 All I had was my name and a phone full of rich dick. 75 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:08,581 And eventually, those numbers stopped working. 76 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,917 But your name is your moneymaker. 77 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,086 People will buy your shit if you-- What are you doing? 78 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,587 They won't miss 'em. 79 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:17,173 They cost a dollar to make, and they charge 200. 80 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:19,759 With that kind of margin, do you think this hurts them? 81 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:22,553 Do you think $2.5 million hurts Shelly Sterling? 82 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,392 There's no such thing as stealing from a rigged game. 83 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,936 Shelly Sterling is the one who steals. 84 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,772 She rips off her tenants, and she barely pays taxes. 85 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,440 Anyway, I'm paying for this. 86 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,498 Clippers' curse. 87 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:54,252 - What'd you say? - My dad says you're cursed. 88 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,713 Messed up the chance to draft Scottie Pippen, 89 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,756 Reggie Miller and Kobe Bryant. 90 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:01,467 Every time you did get a good player, they got hurt. 91 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:04,220 Danny Manning and Ron Harper blew their ACLs. 92 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,389 Marques Johnson broke his neck and never played again. 93 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,266 Team ruins every good player they get. 94 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,268 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 95 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,856 Your face is cursed. 96 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,109 Come on, DJ. 97 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,111 Don't worry about that damn kid, man. 98 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,326 Uh, Bleacher Report wants to profile DeAndre 99 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,453 on how he turned his free throw game around. 100 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,788 GQ wants something on JJ's haircut. 101 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:34,208 They can do that without talking to the players. 102 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,710 No press till we get through playoffs. 103 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,712 Maybe he's fast, even on his stumps. 104 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:41,758 Hello, Doc. I'm talking about Oscar Pistorius. 105 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:45,428 He shot his girlfriend through a bathroom door. 106 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,305 Listen, we have to keep it predictable. 107 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,724 These guys are freaks for routine. 108 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:54,020 CP has to do everything in threes or he gets very fucking nervous. 109 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:59,192 If JJ doesn't have a baked potato at exactly 4:30, 110 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,069 he can't even fucking walk straight. 111 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:05,615 Let's bring in meditation trainers like Oprah did with her company. 112 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:09,535 Create an impenetrable dome of mental stability. 113 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,289 The gay kid from MSNBC. 114 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,083 He can deny it all he wants. 115 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,710 - He's obviously Sinatra's son. 116 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:21,089 Google it. Google the eyes. 117 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:25,134 Did we get disconnected? Goddamn touch screens. 118 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,302 - Donald, I'm here. 119 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:28,721 You're a deep well, in your head a lot. 120 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:31,057 A lone hand like the Batman. 121 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,559 I'm the opposite, very social. 122 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:37,605 - Love to talk, to laugh, to touch. - You can think while this is going on? 123 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:39,065 Some might think we wouldn't get along. 124 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,608 You were saying, Doc, about the, uh... 125 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,026 ..."dome of stability." 126 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:43,986 We're not cramming for a math test, man. 127 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:45,154 It's the playoffs. 128 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:47,115 Our guys need to be human Xanax. 129 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,950 Even with three seconds on the game clock. 130 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,493 Even with 12 million people watching. 131 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,537 Even with the most prolific shit-talkers in the world 132 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,455 passionately devoted to making them trip on their dicks. 133 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:59,794 ♪ America God shed His grace on thee ♪ 134 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:02,213 - How long does he usually go on? 135 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,132 - Like 20 minutes. - That's what this country is about. 136 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,800 - Sometimes an hour. Sometimes all day. 137 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,218 I think of you as a kind of brother. 138 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:10,763 An Indiana guy with very long arms, half a freak. 139 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,265 I don't know who you're talking about. 140 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,183 He can pick his toes without bending down. 141 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:16,269 Come on. You know who I'm talking about. 142 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,438 Where is SportsCenter? I just saw him. 143 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,689 Call Gary, Donald. 144 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:22,442 I don't wanna get into trades until we're closer to-- 145 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,945 My dermatologist says everybody's looking at this guy. 146 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,947 - Everybody. Can you turn it down? 147 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,657 I'm going deaf on my end. 148 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,826 I got this peckerhead put new surround sound in. 149 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:32,994 Now nothing works. 150 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:35,663 Donald, just put your thoughts in an email. I gotta go. 151 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:38,207 Oh, Jesus. What happened to Joe Piscopo? 152 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:40,501 Comedian Joe Piscopo swaps... - He looks embalmed. 153 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:42,003 ...with another known entertainer. 154 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:45,673 - Mr. Sterling. - Jesus Christ. What's wrong with you? 155 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,884 Don't you see I'm in the middle of something? 156 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:50,178 Hello? Doc? 157 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,305 Now look. You cut me off. 158 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,934 You're not gonna understand because you don't do anything with your life, 159 00:07:56,934 --> 00:08:01,981 but certain business relationships require a personal touch. 160 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,902 I needed to see you. 161 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,446 I tried ringing the doorbell, but you didn't answer. 162 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,281 Did you swallow your fucking key? 163 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,167 What are you doing? 164 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:26,130 Get up. You're embarrassing yourself. 165 00:08:27,715 --> 00:08:28,716 What is this? 166 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,012 Everything you bought me. 167 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,014 I'm giving it back. 168 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,808 I didn't know it was community property. 169 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:40,394 I don't know what that means, "com-- community property." 170 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:42,146 You're not being clear. 171 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,359 Remember where we got these? 172 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,904 The Beverly Wilshire, the Pretty Woman hotel. 173 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,366 Remember at CUT, I didn't even know that when you order a steak, 174 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,909 it doesn't come with a potato or anything? 175 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:55,826 V. 176 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:59,497 I was scared to use the hotel robe because I thought they might charge you. 177 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,084 And then you picked out these. 178 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:07,088 And you said they made my smile look so white. 179 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,927 The ones I'd had in were yellow topaz from Claire's Accessories. 180 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,888 I had nothing when I met you. 181 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,140 You saved my life. 182 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:26,107 A beautiful girl shouldn't worry about where the money comes from. 183 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,943 It makes me happy to give it to you. 184 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,529 That's not what Mrs. Sterling thinks. She thinks I'm a thief. 185 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,614 Why do you worry about what Shelly thinks? 186 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,659 - She's suing me. - She's not gonna go through with it. 187 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:39,537 Honey, come here. Come here. 188 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:45,585 Now, what are you scared of? 189 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,379 Hmm? Tell me. 190 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:54,051 I'm scared she's going to take everything away. 191 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,139 How am I going to survive? 192 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,975 How am I going to live without you? 193 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,852 Shh. Shh, shh. 194 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,813 I'm not going anywhere. 195 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,233 I'll talk to her. 196 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:11,319 I'll make it all go away. 197 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,869 I love you. 198 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,537 What's she doing here? 199 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,497 I love you, beautiful. 200 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,583 Now go wait at the Chevron. 201 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:35,760 Shelly! 202 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,473 What is this? 203 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,682 Are you nuts? 204 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:42,892 Sixty years. 205 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:47,688 I have worked so hard to pretend we had a normal life for 60 years. 206 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,065 Stop and think what you're doing. 207 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,108 Why don't you take a pill? 208 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:53,319 These are cherished memories! 209 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,029 These are make-believe. 210 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,031 Two people playing house, 211 00:10:57,031 --> 00:11:01,118 and meanwhile you're out flaunting your girls all over town. 212 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:04,455 So everybody knows how pathetic I am. 213 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,915 Nobody thinks that. 214 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,917 - Everybody loves you. 215 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,503 - Everybody but you! - Ow! 216 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,421 I protect you. 217 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,923 I hide your mess. 218 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,383 And what do I get? 219 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,094 You bring it right back to my front door, 220 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:21,389 letting her come here in the middle of the night. 221 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,765 Why did you come here? 222 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,100 I wanted to see you. 223 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,019 - Liar. - She's just a kid. 224 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,605 - You're my girl. - She's your girl. 225 00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:33,567 You don't stroke my hair or pull me onto your lap. 226 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,985 You don't sleep in my bed. 227 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:38,614 Honey, you're jealous? 228 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:48,916 Everybody has always wanted a piece of you. 229 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:52,169 When I came to Roosevelt, it was "Donny, Donny, Donny. 230 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:56,215 Mr. Personality, captain of the gymnastics team." 231 00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:01,137 And then I saw you in your white shorts on the parallel bars. 232 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:07,017 I was jealous of the idea of any other girl having you. 233 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,648 Shelly, such passion. 234 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:16,694 If I was smart, I'd go out and get my own V. 235 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:22,032 But you're still that boy on the parallel bars to me. 236 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,828 I don't want anybody else. 237 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,331 I'm your husband. 238 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,043 I'm always going to be. 239 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,173 My little turtle shell. 240 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,025 Yeah. 241 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:22,301 Cashier needed up front. Cashier needed up front. 242 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,554 Elgin. 243 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:27,765 Hi, Doc. 244 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,517 How are you, sir? 245 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,310 You look... 246 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,896 Let's not get into saying things we don't mean. 247 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:34,980 No, you do. 248 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:38,067 I hear you've been able to do great things with the team. 249 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,027 Have you had a chance to watch us? 250 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,404 Not really. 251 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,741 Twenty-two years working for Donald ruined 252 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,452 that particular pastime for me a little bit. 253 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,497 How you doing with him? 254 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:55,042 You know the mood swings, boundary issues. 255 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:58,379 I mean, he's a piece of work, but I'm managing. 256 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,924 Some things can't be managed. 257 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,469 Hey, why don't you, uh, 258 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,264 let me have you and Elaine down for one of the playoff games? 259 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,807 It would mean a lot to the guys. 260 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,309 It's good to see you, Doc. 261 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,280 Oh, hey, man. 262 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,448 - Hey, Doc. 263 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,492 I was expecting you to be this other guy. 264 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,745 I changed my whole schedule to avoid this dude. 265 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,373 He does this orgasmic breathing thing. 266 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,708 Oh, I know that guy. 267 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,751 - He never wipes down the elliptical. - Yeah. 268 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,921 - I miss my home in Boston. - Mmm. 269 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:44,008 I gotta have a ten-minute conversation just to get my car out of valet. 270 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,384 They won't let you self-park. 271 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,928 - Everybody wants a piece. - A big, friendly piece. 272 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,931 But listen, you don't wanna stick around in this building. 273 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:54,059 You wanna get yourself a place up in the Bird Streets. 274 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,978 Keanu's up there. DiCaprio. 275 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,564 The bachelors like it because it's near the Chateau. 276 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,649 - Oh, well, I'm-- I'm married. - Right. 277 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:01,984 Sure. 278 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:06,071 Of course, I brought in a decorator to redo my condo. 279 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,616 She said she'd never done such an extensive renovation 280 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,075 without the wife. 281 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,452 Wink, wink. 282 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,287 But you're together, right? 283 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,707 Oh, yeah. We together. We good. We good. We good. 284 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:21,462 Although I do have a habit of thinking that everything is great, 285 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,256 and then somebody taps me on the shoulder like this and says, 286 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,674 "Look over there. 287 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,384 - You're totally fucked." 288 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,095 It's a fine line between optimism and obliviousness. 289 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,263 Oh, yeah. 290 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,934 - I saw a great man today at the market. - Mmm. 291 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:39,897 Elgin Baylor, arguably one of the top ten players ever in the NBA, 292 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,442 and he's the first dude to ever really play above the rim. 293 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,446 And then he went to the Clippers' front office for a long time. 294 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:51,617 Today, with a discount pork cutlet in his basket, 295 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,912 he looked like he'd had a curse put on him. 296 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,123 Like something had killed the light in his eyes. 297 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,834 Maybe you heard the Clippers are cursed. 298 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,461 Now, I don't believe that kind of stuff, 299 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:07,132 but today I felt like Elgin was warning me that I had the curse on me too. 300 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,550 I just didn't know it yet. 301 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,929 When people tell you that you're cursed, 302 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,348 they just want you to fail. 303 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,102 Ask me, I think you're doing all right. 304 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,396 Thank you. 305 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,234 - Hey. Let me ask you something. - Hmm? 306 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,736 How you get the line on your beard so tight? 307 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,072 I microblade. 308 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,156 Oh. 309 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,576 So, "Why did Jess and Leslie invent Terabithia?" 310 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,624 Think of what was jacked up in their lives that made them want to escape 311 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,875 to a magical place. 312 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,930 - Mm-mmm. 313 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,230 Ten more minutes and then set the table, okay? 314 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,398 Okay. 315 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,234 You've reached... Donald Sterling. 316 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,902 Please record-- 317 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,039 Nobody ever passed language arts dicking around on Snapchat. 318 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,472 Let's go Clippers! Let's go! Come on! 319 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,433 - Let's go Clippers! Let's go! 320 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,394 - Let's go Clippers! Let's go! - Come on! 321 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,563 Let's go Clippers! Let's go! 322 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,108 - Let's go Clippers! Let's go! 323 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,360 Let's go, Clippers! Let's go! 324 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:59,328 Hi. There was a mix-up with my ticket. 325 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,039 I wonder, could you call up to Mr. Sterling, please? 326 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:05,334 Our orders already came from the Sterlings to limit VIP access tonight. 327 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,377 It's getting close to the playoffs. 328 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:08,962 You understand. 329 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,297 Lob city! 330 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,510 We wanna see you on the big screen, 331 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:19,556 so be up out of your seats, ready to cheer for your team! 332 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,642 And don't forget your bobblehead. 333 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,143 Pick up your bobblehead... 334 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,633 - You want me to tell you your essence? 335 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,176 - Andy. Whoa! 336 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,261 You all right? 337 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:58,762 Hi. 338 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:02,641 Uh, yeah. Just, uh-- Just getting my steps in. 339 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,560 - Okay. - Yeah, okay. 340 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,574 Mr. Sterling. - What are you doing here? 341 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,660 If-- If I don't answer your calls, it's because I don't wanna talk to you. 342 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,745 Yeah. I-I know. That's why I came. 343 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,290 Yeah. Um-- 344 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:30,377 So V sent a recording to the front office last night 345 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,881 of a, uh-- a private conversation between the two of you. 346 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,134 Uh, it was unflattering. 347 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,886 Why? What's on it? 348 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,971 Uh, maybe I can come up and play it for you. 349 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,724 Sure, Andy. Pull up a chair. Let me make you an iced tea. 350 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,976 Just tell me what's on the fucking tape. 351 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,686 Um. It's, uh-- 352 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:52,816 It's a fight between you over V's social media usage, 353 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:58,864 uh, her propensity for posting images of herself with, uh, African Americans. 354 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,407 What does it show, Andy? 355 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,451 What's on the video? 356 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,328 Actually, it's an audiotape. 357 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,913 Well, then, actually who cares? 358 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,664 Only that, um-- 359 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,000 Mr. Sterling, uh, the-- the picture precipitating the fight 360 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,251 was of Magic Johnson. 361 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:14,379 So it might be of public interest, 362 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:20,385 and, uh, you make certain statements about African Americans. 363 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,346 What's going on? V sent a tape? 364 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,680 It's nothing, honey. 365 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,975 Andy's giving himself palpitations over nothing. 366 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,019 - Can I hear it? Uh... 367 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:33,649 Jesus, you two schoolgirls wanna go in a corner and braid each other's hair? 368 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,735 It's gossip. Waste of time. 369 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,238 So, uh, what do you want me to do with it? 370 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,156 Delete it, you deep thinker. 371 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,826 What about V? She must've meant it as a threat. 372 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,828 Honey, we took her tickets. She's sulking. 373 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:50,123 She's not going to bite the hand that feeds her. 374 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,421 Andy, honey, you look like raw beef. 375 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,715 Come inside. I'll give you some sunscreen. 376 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:19,528 Are there recommended treatments for people who work on camera, 377 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,446 to perfect the skin's texture? 378 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,741 A lot of our patients have seen improvement with laser therapy, 379 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,868 but there's no way to make scarring totally disappear. 380 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,329 I didn't say anything about scarring. 381 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,558 I'm so sorry. 382 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,102 Dr. Behzadi is running just a bit behind schedule. 383 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:22,799 Sorry. 384 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:26,762 My lawyer referred me to a Pierce O'Donnell for counsel. 385 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,056 Is there an office back here? 386 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,433 Nay, he lives in the pool house. 387 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:34,061 Oh. Oh, dear. Did we have an appointment? 388 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,479 Well, I'm Shelly Sterling. 389 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,939 Damn it. I'm sorry. I've been missing calls. 390 00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,234 Yeah. 391 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:46,073 Bert told me that this Stiviano woman has not responded to your suit. 392 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:49,242 - Do you know if she's retained counsel? - I don't know. 393 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,578 I only know she has recordings of my husband, 394 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:57,084 and Bert told me you are the finest legal mind in America, is what he said. 395 00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,462 Mrs. Sterling, a few years ago, 396 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:04,174 I had a national practice, an A1 reputation. 397 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,511 Variety called me "the Billion-Dollar Litigator." 398 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,764 Please, have a seat. 399 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:14,518 And I even wrote a book. 400 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:16,520 It became a bestseller. 401 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,397 Here. Take one. 402 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:23,860 And then I donated a little more to a presidential candidate 403 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,738 than is strictly legal, and everything went to hell. 404 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,449 Multimillion dollars in legal fees, 405 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:32,786 a 60-day stay courtesy of the government at Lompoc. 406 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,372 And only by the grace of God did I have a friend 407 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,165 who was willing to let me live here. 408 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:41,378 And I think that's why Bert Fields has sent you to me. 409 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,798 Because you live in a pool house? 410 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,884 Because I know what it's like to be humiliated 411 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,720 and dispossessed. 412 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,642 I won't let that happen to you. 413 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:04,192 Dealing with V has taken over my life. 414 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:07,154 She is a bad, bad person. 415 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,573 I got ahold of an audio tape. 416 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,408 I listened to it. 417 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:15,328 She made him say all kind of awful things. 418 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,788 Put the genie back in the bottle. 419 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,748 That's what you and your husband are looking to do. 420 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:19,833 Yes. 421 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,253 But I don't want Donald involved. 422 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,131 His judgment... 423 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,467 Murky, when it comes to women. 424 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,385 Murky. Precisely. 425 00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:34,222 Well, it's just you and me and the detritus of my former life. 426 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,601 Why don't we listen to the tape? 427 00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:47,611 He wasn't himself. 428 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,825 Why would you do that? 429 00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,952 Are you stupid or something? 430 00:24:56,536 --> 00:25:00,123 You wanna broadcast to the world that you walk around with a man like that? 431 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,458 Honey, I'm sorry. 432 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,043 I'm sorry too. 433 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,879 I wish I could change the color of my skin. 434 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:09,257 No. That's not the issue. The issue is we don't have to broadcast everything. 435 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:11,676 I'm not broadcasting anything! 436 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,262 Then why are you taking pictures with minorities? Why? 437 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:17,557 What's wrong with minorities? What's wrong with Black people? 438 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:23,772 You associate with Black people. 439 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,815 I'm not you, and you're not me. 440 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:30,779 You're supposed to be a delicate white or delicate Latina girl. 441 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:34,241 I am a mixed girl, and you're in love with me. 442 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:37,661 I'm Black and Mexican whether you like it or not. 443 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:40,455 And you want me to have hate towards Black people. 444 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:41,873 I don't want you to have hate. 445 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,793 That's what people-- They turn things around. 446 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:48,421 I want you to love them privately. 447 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,259 You think I'm a racist. 448 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:56,596 I don't think so. 449 00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:00,183 I think you have an amazing heart, honey. 450 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:04,062 But the people around you have a poison mind. 451 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:05,564 It's the world. 452 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,066 The Blacks are just treated like dogs. 453 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,234 And is that right? 454 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,279 We don't evaluate what's right and wrong. 455 00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,197 We live in a culture. 456 00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,783 We have to live within that culture. 457 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,244 But shouldn't we take a stand for what's wrong 458 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,954 and be the change and the difference? 459 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,247 I don't wanna change. 460 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:27,252 If my girl can't do what I want, I don't want the girl. 461 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,632 There's no need to get upset. 462 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,384 Don't come to my games. 463 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:37,679 Don't bring Black people, and don't come. 464 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:43,643 Do you know that you have a whole team of Black people that play for you? 465 00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:46,479 Do I know? I support them. 466 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:51,192 I give them food and clothes and cars and houses. 467 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,527 Who gives it to them? 468 00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:54,195 Does someone else give it to them? 469 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,448 Do I know that I have-- 470 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:02,287 Who makes the game? Do I make the game? Or do they make the game? 471 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,957 Is there 30 owners who created the league? 472 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,379 I'm not going to bring any Black people to the stadium. 473 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:14,716 Isn't it easy to say that? 474 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:18,386 It's easy for you to say that. 475 00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:22,307 I would never ask anyone not to bring someone based on race. 476 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:25,727 It's like saying, "Let's just persecute and kill all the Jews." 477 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:26,811 You're a mental case. 478 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:31,399 - The Holocaust? We're comparing to-- - Racism, discrimination. 479 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,276 There's no racism here. 480 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:37,989 If you don't want to walk 481 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,826 into a basketball game with a certain person, 482 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,704 is that racism? 483 00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,469 And then what did you do? 484 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,553 I'm sorry. 485 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,597 I said I was sorry. 486 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:06,267 - I deleted the picture. - I'm sorry too, okay? 487 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:08,603 Then I gave him a kiss. - We good? 488 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,107 Were you surprised he reacted this way? 489 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,234 No. 490 00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:17,904 Did you maybe want him to react this way? 491 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,116 I wanted to make him jealous. 492 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,702 He was taking me for granted. 493 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:26,705 We were supposed to go look at this piece of property, 494 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,123 a duplex I wanted to buy 495 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:31,209 to help get these kids I'm adopting into a better situation. 496 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,422 Well, anyway, that's not even the worst tape. 497 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:39,676 I have videos, pictures. 498 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:43,638 I had to keep an archive because Donald always goes back on his promises. 499 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,849 Are you suggesting blackmail? 500 00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:50,562 I don't want to do anything illegal. 501 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,356 I just want them to drop the lawsuit. 502 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:54,816 That ship has sailed. 503 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,403 Now that you have sent that tape to Mr. Andy Roeser, 504 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:02,031 we are undoubtedly in a hostile situation. 505 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:07,036 But... [sighs] ...I don't think Mrs. Sterling's lawsuit has merit. 506 00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:10,790 The cars, the house-- these are gifts. 507 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:14,669 Mrs. Sterling may not like that her husband gave you gifts, 508 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:18,006 but if I were to give to Meals on Wheels, 509 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:23,136 and my wife hates Meals on Wheels and is made jealous by Meals on Wheels, 510 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,721 what can she do? 511 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:28,808 She can be angry with me, but can she sue Meals on Wheels? 512 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:30,518 No. 513 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:34,147 Then we need to keep raising the stakes until they back off. 514 00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:36,316 Look, these kind of people, 515 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:39,360 they just want to show in public who has the power. 516 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:44,699 But what happens behind the curtain, that is negotiable. 517 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,244 We need to show them that I have the power. 518 00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:50,872 I don't think that is the best approach. 519 00:29:51,664 --> 00:29:53,625 But will you be my lawyer no matter what? 520 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:57,337 You are very Hollywood. 521 00:29:58,713 --> 00:29:59,714 Thank you. 522 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,972 Welcome to Game One of the 2014... 523 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:10,809 - Thank you. - ...NBA Western Conference playoffs. 524 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:15,271 Now, the starting lineup for your Los Angeles Clippers. 525 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:21,986 At 6'4'' tall, number four, JJ Redick. 526 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:28,576 At 6'7'', number 22, Matt Barnes. 527 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:37,710 And at 6'11'', from Texas A&M, DeAndre Jordan. 528 00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:40,463 Let's go, Jordan! - Yeah! 529 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,762 ♪ Your girl acting stank Then call me over ♪ 530 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,639 ♪ Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa ♪ 531 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:06,656 - Yo! - Watch your man! 532 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,701 Let's go, Chris. Let's go! 533 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:10,869 Go, Chris! 534 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:12,954 Shake and drive! 535 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:14,622 There we go! Oh! 536 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,086 Breathe! Get back! Get back! Get back! 537 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:22,589 Yes, sir! 538 00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:23,923 I hurt your feelings? 539 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:26,593 I hurt your feelings? - Come on. 540 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,094 You a pussy. That's what you do. 541 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,221 How the fuck do you see the basket with those tiny eyes? 542 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:31,556 Shut the hell up, man. 543 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:35,435 Come on! 544 00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:39,439 Make that, son! Yeah, son. Yeah, son. 545 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,483 Breathe! 546 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:46,529 - Come on! 547 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:47,989 Time out! Let's go! 548 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:51,326 It's 48 minutes like any other game, okay? Slow it down. 549 00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:04,964 - I'm telling you, man. - Damn, she fine. 550 00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:06,549 Yeah, I see it right there. Shit! 551 00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:09,385 Phones! Phones! 552 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,640 What happens when you miss one minute on the Internet? 553 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,392 Scrimmage. Let's go, now. Let's go! 554 00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:19,395 Set it up! Set it up! Let's go, boys. 555 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,230 - Right there, right there, right there! - Hey! 556 00:32:21,230 --> 00:32:22,899 - Watch the block. - Let's go, boy. 557 00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:27,904 Proving Sterling right, DJ. Should've traded your ass last summer. 558 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:29,280 - Damn, Doc. Mm-hmm. - Damn, Coach. 559 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,406 Check the ball up, yo. 560 00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:33,326 What? You need Blake to teach you how to inbound the fucking ball? 561 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,577 Let's go! 562 00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:35,828 Come on, DJ. Come on. 563 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,706 Come on, fella. There you go. 564 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:40,875 - Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball. - Stay focused. 565 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,377 - Pass that back, Matt. - Let's go. 566 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,170 - Damn, you that lazy in bed, Matt? - Hop out. 567 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,297 No wonder your wife is leaving you. 568 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,423 - Doc. 569 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:49,050 Ay, he do this with the Celtics? 570 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:52,136 Hell no. You don't need a coach to be a sadist when you got Kevin Garnett. 571 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,847 Oh! You miss KG, Big Baby? 572 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:56,140 That's good, 573 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,142 'cause when he found out you were coming out here, 574 00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:01,646 he asked me when I was finally gonna send your ass to Jenny Craig. 575 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,273 - Oh, shit. He calling you out, man. What? 576 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:07,110 You wondering why you're not a champion like your friend LeBron? 577 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,027 Damn. 578 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:10,446 Maybe it has something to do with your thin fucking skin. 579 00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:11,572 Let's go. 580 00:33:11,572 --> 00:33:13,950 Let's go. By yourself. By yourself! 581 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,284 Oh, left. My bad, JJ. 582 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,413 - There you go! - There you go, man. 583 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:19,914 At least my wife still loves me. 584 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:21,207 Oh, shit. 585 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:26,295 You like when Black guys joke, JJ? 586 00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:27,547 You like our game? 587 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:29,590 If you gonna get more than that little forearm tattoo, 588 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:30,967 you gonna have to say the N-word. 589 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:33,344 You from Tennessee, ain't you? I know you thought it. 590 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,221 And if you thought it, then basically you said it. 591 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:36,639 - Yo, right. - Yeah! 592 00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:39,308 N-N-N-N-Never. 593 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,394 - Yes, sir. 594 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:43,980 - I got it, I got it, I got it. - You gotta pass now. 595 00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:49,152 Go! Let it go! Yeah! Yeah! 596 00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:57,827 {\an8}The Clippers wore out the Warriors tonight. 597 00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:59,495 The teams are tied up, 1 to 1. 598 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:02,665 We'll see each other in Oakland for game three. 599 00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:05,835 Bad boy Kanye West is back in the hot seat, 600 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:10,381 arrested for sparring with a paparazzo outside LAX. 601 00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:16,763 - Snail jizz on your face? - It's an illuminating mask. 602 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:20,141 - You don't call before you come over? - I'm not calling your stupid ass. 603 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:23,352 And you shouldn't call anybody either. Your phone may be bugged. 604 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:25,563 A lawyer came to my house. 605 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:29,859 Squinty sea captain-looking guy, Mr. O'Donnell, asking about you. 606 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:31,861 How did he get your address? 607 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:34,489 I'm saying! They're into your records. 608 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:37,033 He was asking all kinds of questions about your past. 609 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:39,368 - What did you tell him? - I didn't say shit. 610 00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:40,912 I am not involved. 611 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:46,000 But you need to be aware that Mr. O'Donnell knows a lot about you. 612 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,836 Does he know I'm adopting Daniel and David? 613 00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,046 I don't know. 614 00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:52,173 Why wouldn't he? 615 00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:57,887 I mean, what happened? 616 00:34:57,887 --> 00:35:01,182 You had your outfit. I gave you my pep talk. 617 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,392 Didn't you go see Mr. Sterling? 618 00:35:03,392 --> 00:35:06,479 Didn't you tug his chain till he rolled over like a good boy? 619 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:08,106 He doesn't... 620 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,235 We don't do that. 621 00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:14,779 Don't do what? 622 00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:17,156 We don't have sex. 623 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,743 What the fuck do you do, then? 624 00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,453 It's not-- 625 00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:24,831 It's a friendship. 626 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:27,708 "A friendship." 627 00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,212 Shit. 628 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,005 Then you are truly fucked. 629 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,683 You know, we win when we execute our plan and communicate, 630 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,519 and right now my job as coach is just to make sure-- 631 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:48,187 Shut up, Doc. 632 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,283 Yeah, I'd like a black forest ham on ciabatta, 633 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:03,327 but do you have something a little bolder than the Emmental cheese? 634 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:04,787 - What happened? - Yeah, no. 635 00:36:04,787 --> 00:36:06,497 Yeah, I'll call back. Thank you. 636 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:09,292 - Come in, come in. - I don't want to come into your room. 637 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:12,712 I want to know what happened. TMZ has the tape. 638 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:16,549 - What? - TMZ. They called me for comment. 639 00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:18,718 The paparazzi scum, TMZ. 640 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:20,553 Were you in jail a thousand years? 641 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:23,347 Shelly, I know who TMZ is, but I did not give them the tape. 642 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:24,432 I know you didn't. 643 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:27,852 But why wouldn't V at least give us a chance to buy it? 644 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,771 All right. We're gonna have to put a PR team together 645 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:32,231 and develop a media strategy. 646 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:35,610 I'm not letting this thing blow up in public. Are you crazy? 647 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:36,694 No, no. 648 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:41,240 We need to find out how much it's gonna cost to stop TMZ running the tape. 649 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,951 Shelly, money is not gonna solve this thing. 650 00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:48,206 V didn't negotiate with you because what she wants is attention. 651 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,583 That is exactly the same thing that TMZ wants. 652 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:52,919 Media strategy, huh? 653 00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:54,295 What are you after? 654 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,589 - Your picture in Variety again? - Oh, come on. 655 00:36:56,589 --> 00:37:01,010 I have never done an interview in my life, and I'm not about to start now. 656 00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:04,430 And take your bestseller back. 657 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:06,599 - 600 pages? - Shelly. 658 00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:09,685 How much is there to say about Art Buchwald? 659 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:13,356 Hey, Doc. Doc, one second. 660 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:14,857 Um... 661 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,817 ...I got a call from TMZ. 662 00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:19,487 They are about to publish a private tape of Donald. 663 00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:22,531 - They wanna give us a chance to comment. - What kind of private tape? 664 00:37:22,531 --> 00:37:24,158 I don't know, a tape of him and V. 665 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:26,118 They're gonna put that on the Internet? 666 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:29,121 Wide world of kink online. You know, th-th-there's a market for everything. 667 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:30,456 Celebrity porn is huge, 668 00:37:30,456 --> 00:37:32,333 even if the celebrity is not aesthetically-- 669 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,710 Look, there's always gonna be a tabloid story. 670 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:36,587 - I don't have time. - You literally don't have time. 671 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:37,964 Right. This is an Andy thing. 672 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:40,258 Okay, I will make sure that Andy is on it. 673 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:44,178 It's just-- We're getting a copy if you wanna see it. 674 00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:46,973 - No. Right. - I have to to prepare for PR purposes. 675 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:49,517 Just get that image out of my head, okay? 676 00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:58,734 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo baby pop Yeah you, come here, give me a kiss ♪ 677 00:37:58,734 --> 00:38:00,945 ♪ Better make it fast Or else I'm gonna get pissed ♪ 678 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,613 The whitest here. All the way. 679 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,574 That should get that image right out of your head. 680 00:38:06,909 --> 00:38:08,202 ♪ Push it real good ♪ 681 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,578 - So you know... Have a good trip. 682 00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:14,166 ...TMZ is about to put out a tape of our idiot owner and his girlfriend. 683 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,337 - Not gonna be a big deal. - Like a mixtape? 684 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:21,841 - We'll never speak of it again. Girl from Oklahoma? 685 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,388 How's your shoulder? - It works. 686 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:28,639 They numbed me up. 687 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,641 Might try some new shit for the inflammation. 688 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:33,394 They do these therapies now with frog poison. 689 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:35,313 No frogs until we win a championship, okay? 690 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:39,525 No, you just keep it conventional. If it hurts tonight, I wanna know about it. 691 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,861 Man, Doc, it's the playoffs. Nothing hurts. 692 00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,280 - Bet that. - God! I'm just kidding. 693 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,823 - It's the other shoulder. 694 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,408 {\an8}Okay, slick. 695 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,708 Play your game! Play your game! 696 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:57,918 Work! Work! Work! 697 00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:01,130 - Watch out. I got him. 698 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:05,593 Not today! 699 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,261 The refs ain't gonna save your ass today. 700 00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:12,600 Bingo! Your LA Clippers snatch a 2 to 1 lead over the Warriors. 701 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,185 Winning ugly is beautiful. 702 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,269 Doc! 703 00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:19,315 How about that? 704 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:21,484 How about that? 705 00:39:21,984 --> 00:39:25,154 Tell your coach, next time, don't make it so close. 706 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:27,239 After I give him a big kiss, I will. 707 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:29,992 Where's the valet ticket? 708 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:32,661 - You took it from the guy. - I took it and gave it to you. 709 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:34,830 Well, I don't have it. Why would I have-- 710 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:37,416 What is your hurry? Don't you wanna go to the locker room? 711 00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:39,960 Donald, we have to talk about what's happening. 712 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,712 Why can't you be happy? 713 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,172 Look where we are. 714 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:45,132 You're worried about a big nothing. 715 00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:46,675 Mr. Sterling, you need your car? 716 00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:47,760 Yes. 717 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,805 ♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 718 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:52,640 - ♪ My name is CP ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 719 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,558 - ♪ I'm going vegan ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 720 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:56,310 - ♪ But first I'm eating... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 721 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,354 - ♪ ...the Warriors' season roll call ♪ - ♪ Roll call ♪ 722 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:01,857 ♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 723 00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:03,567 - ♪ My name DeAndre ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 724 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,444 - ♪ Oakland's in trouble ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 725 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:07,321 - ♪ 'Cause I just scored... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 726 00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:09,490 - ♪ ...a double double roll call ♪ - ♪ Roll call ♪ 727 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:12,910 ♪ Shabooya Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 728 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,995 - ♪ My name is JJ ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 729 00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:16,997 - ♪ I pulled the trigger ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 730 00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:18,833 - ♪ But what I won't do... ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 731 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:19,917 ♪ ...is say my... ♪ 732 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:26,048 ♪ Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 733 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:27,633 ♪ My name is Doc ♪ 734 00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:30,261 - Hey! 735 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,595 All right, guys. Listen. 736 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:33,931 I love the intensity you showed tonight. 737 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:37,852 Everybody's always saying that Oakland's the grittier team. 738 00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:40,187 We're all Hollywood and flash. 739 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,565 You showed this town tonight. 740 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:44,775 You have the grit. 741 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:48,863 This is the stuff that championships are built on. 742 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,281 Aw, thanks, Dad. 743 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:52,324 ♪ My name is Doc ♪ 744 00:40:52,324 --> 00:40:53,284 Oh! 745 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,744 - ♪ My game is pure ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 746 00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:57,371 - ♪ You got the curse? ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 747 00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:58,747 ♪ I got the cure ♪ 748 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,711 ♪ Sha-sha-shabooya roll call ♪ 749 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,882 I'm sorry, Shelly. 750 00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:14,889 Chris, are you gonna put a ring on this finger? 751 00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:17,892 - You know it. - Well, why don't you guys go out? 752 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,268 Enjoy the city. 753 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:20,769 He needs his beauty sleep. 754 00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:22,563 You want an Ambien, honey? 755 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:25,357 Oh, no. No. That's where I end up with that eternal sleep. 756 00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:27,401 Ambien's not bad for you. I take it. 757 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:30,488 And look at me. A spry 70-something. 758 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:34,325 You're milking it. He turns 80 tomorrow. 759 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,327 - Happy birthday, Mr. Sterling. - Oh, tight. Happy birthday. 760 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:38,120 You wanna sing for me? 761 00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:40,789 Nah, I'm good. 762 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:46,795 ♪ Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me ♪ 763 00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:51,383 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Donald ♪ 764 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:53,469 You've had "tee" many "martoonies." 765 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,304 Good night, Mr. and Mrs. Sterling. 766 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:57,515 - Go easy on the sleep aids. Good night. 767 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,854 Yawning's contagious. You wanna yawn, do it on the inside. 768 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:07,566 I have to interrupt, Doc. 769 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:08,651 It's the tape. 770 00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:11,320 It's out. 771 00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:12,988 The sex tape? 772 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:14,782 It's not a sex tape.