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♪ Girls can tell

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♪ Girls can tell

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[bright music]

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♪ Girls can tell
if things are right ♪

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♪ When they kiss
a boy goodnight ♪

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♪ And I can tell ♪

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Look, you know that I get you.

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The laziness, the attitude,
the weird sense of humor.

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That stuff doesn't bother me.
Actually helps break up my day.

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Thank you.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're getting complaints again.

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You're infuriating customers.

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Okay, but you're the boss,

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and you just said
that you get me,

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so that's all that matters,
we're good.

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June, you understand
you're not a pharmacist.

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You can't prescribe medication.

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I kind of understand.

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[Bill] You know how you told
Mrs. Coraci

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she needed to be on Zoloft
the other day?

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Yeah.

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She came in for
a colonoscopy prep.

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Yeah, and she was way
too stressed out about it.

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We had a nice conversation.
I helped her.

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Did you know that
she runs sales at Affy Tapple?

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The one in the mall?

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People just want to get
their medicine in peace

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and not get judged
by June the Almighty.

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Okay, okay. You're the boss.
Whatever you need, you got it.

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Thank you.

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Start with her.

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Hello, customer.
How may I help you?

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Which one of these
is the most reliable?

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Well, it depends.
Do you want to be pregnant?

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Or do you want it to
be not pregnant?

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Why does that matter?

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Well, teenagers usually
get Blue Morning,

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and couples usually
get First Response.

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I just want to know
if I'm pregnant.

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Well, just do Blue Morning.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ Darling, darlin'

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♪ I'm falling, oh

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♪ I'm your man

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♪ Guess I've been taking
a lot from you ♪

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♪ Oh, oh

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-♪ Searching so long
-[mouthing]

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♪ For the truth

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♪ Oh, oh

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♪ You hoped that girl would

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♪ Chase you out the door

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♪ As you think that
it's already too late ♪

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♪ Searching for meaning in
a combination of notes ♪

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♪ Don't overthink it,
don't overthink it ♪

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♪ Tired to wake so early

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♪ Get up in the morning

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♪ It just hurts

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♪ And I think of all of those ♪

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♪ Little things
that you and I ♪

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♪ Can do

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♪ And now I've taken
too many hits ♪

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♪ Oh, I'm breaking off
with all that stuff ♪

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♪ "Anybody else wants some?"

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♪ That's no good reason ♪

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♪ I broke up with Edison

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♪ I've had enough

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♪ Oh

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♪ Shy

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♪ And fast times in the park

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I'm home!

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[reporter] The assailant's
identities are sill unknown,

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however, as they were able

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to disable
the security camera.

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I said I'm home.
I had sex with an alien.

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Finally.

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Shut up, you little twerp.

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Long day at work.
You must be starving.

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Work was boring,

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and I understand you're
insinuating that I'm starving

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because I'm a fat toad
who can't stop eating.

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Oh, no, that's not, um...
I'll fix you a plate.

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It doesn't really look healthy.

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-I'll fix you a small plate.
-Okay.

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Don't sleep on mom's cooking.
This shit is bomb as fuck.

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I'm glad you think gluten
is bomb. I personally don't.

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Okay, well, like,
you don't know anything

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about anything, so.

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Stop touching yourself,
pervert.

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Oh, keep talking,
keep talking.

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Ew! Ew! Shut up.

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Clean that up, please.

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Oh, um. I'm sorry mom.
Thank you, Mom

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I love you, Mom.
You are the best mom.

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Thank you, Jonathan.

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So what's wrong with gluten
all of a sudden?

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I'm allergic to it.

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Since when?

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Mm, probably since I was born.

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You guys have actually been
poisoning me up until now.

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-She got that test.
-What test? With who?

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-With Dr. Weisman.
-Weisman?

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I told you Dr. Weisman
gave her the allergy test.

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Yeah, Dad, this was,
like, six months ago.

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Three months before my neck
tingling thing

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and a couple of weeks
after my arm tingling thing.

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Sweetie, if you're
so allergic to gluten,

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then why are you eating
cheeseburgers all the time?

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And how about that cupcake

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that you've got locked up
in your bedroom?

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What you're doing right now

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is legally considered
body shaming.

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You're creating neural pathways
in my brain

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that basically guarantee
the rest of my life

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is ruined forever.

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I'm gonna break into
your cupcake safe.

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No, you're not.
You don't know the combination.

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Only me and mom know.
Right, Mom?

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I haven't told anyone.

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Yeah, well, I'm actually
gonna break into it

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and wipe it on my ass
and put it back in.

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And you're not even going to
know that I did it, so.

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Well, I'm gonna wipe my ass
with your face.

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Stop it.

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There's nothing wrong
with gluten.

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Yes, there is. It's bad.

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There are no bad foods.

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Yep. Burgers are bomb.

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Especially from Freddy's.

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Oh, my God, Mom,
he's trolling me right now.

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-What did he say?
-No, no, no, he's right.

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We're not allowed to go
to Freddy's

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just because you're triggered.

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That's not fair.
Freddy's is my favorite burger.

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Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Freddy's is perf.

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I'm gonna be up
in that ho mañana.

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-Mom.
-[Arnold] No, no, no, no.

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You realize that this is
still a free country, right?

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And it's not a monarchy.

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And this is not
Queen June's private castle.

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Just go to a different location.

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Why do you have
to go to that one?

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Because it's around the corner.

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What? I'm supposed to go all
the way to the one across town

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just because Davey dumped you?

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Arnold!

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[Arnold] Well, well,
what's the big deal?

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You'll meet someone else.
You're a growing girl.

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[June gasps]

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What is that supposed to mean?

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Okay, okay.
There are no bad foods.

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And we are not talking about
Freddy's or Davey at the table.

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Okay, well,
Davey was a dope as fuck.

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That guy was a pimp.

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He's talking about sex
trafficking at the dinner table.

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And if we're going to dissect
all of my relationships,

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then we need
to go around the table,

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starting with dad's weird
gambling problem.

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For your information,
young lady, it's not a problem.

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It's a hobby
pursued by rich people,

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famous people, and also me.

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Okay, well, I've never been
arrested for one of my hobbies.

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[upbeat music]

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[alarm ringing]

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[yawns]

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Morning, guys.

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Uh, I slept okay.
Yeah, I mean, I'm tired.

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Oh, my God, you guys
are the best. I love you.

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[cellphone chimes]

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What? Because I don't sleep
in my makeup.

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Ew. You're blocked.

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[cellphone chimes]

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Uh, did I dream
about Davey again?

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Well, let's see in the past 600
"Wake Up With June" streams,

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when have I not?

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[cellphone chimes]

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When did the dreams start?

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I would say since we broke up.

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[cellphone chimes]

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Well, yeah, of course
it means something.

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[cellphone chimes]

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I don't know. Maybe pancakes.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad,
boyz are bad ♪

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♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad,
boyz are bad ♪

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♪ Boyz are bad, boyz are bad,
boyz are bad ♪

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This is one of
his favorite songs. Yeah.

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Remember, you can listen
to the full Davey playlist

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on my Spotify, link in bio.

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♪ That's the danger

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I brought you
some hot chocolate.

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[music stops]

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Mom, you're
interrupting my stream.

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This is really embarrassing.

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Are you getting
any followers with this?

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[June] Mom,
that's so embarrassing.

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I don't want them to know
I care about followers, okay?

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And no, I don't want
hot chocolate right now.

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Okay, fine, fine.
I'll give it to Jonathan.

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Wait. I'll take it, I want it.
Thank you.

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June.

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Are you going
to work today or not?

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I don't know, maybe.
Stop interrogating me.

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Hi, June Squad.

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Uh, my daughter needs
to go to work right now

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because she's saving up
to get her own place someday.

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That will be in years from now.

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And, Mom, I really don't need

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you addressing
my squad like that.

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But I gave birth to you.

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I mean, there
wouldn't be a squad without me.

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Oh, my God, why are moms
obsessed with birth?

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Uh...um, Bill called
on the landline, June, please.

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Okay. Don't use people's
real names while I'm streaming.

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I don't care.

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I don't want him to get doxxed.

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Okay, bye, June Squad.

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[cellphone chimes]

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Oh, well, thank you, JackWolf43.

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Okay, okay. You're done.
Mom, you're done. Please go.

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-Stop reading the comments.
-Bye!

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You're done.

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So annoying.

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-[cellphone chimes]
-[door closes]

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What? Ew! No, you can't have
a three-way with us.

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Blocked. Ugh!

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♪ Moving at the speed of light,
light on my feet ♪

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♪ Bitches act like gettin'
sneaked the typa bitch I be ♪

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♪ My history not a mystery,
got 'em missin' me ♪

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♪ A thousand look like
a centipede, like infinity ♪

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-Ooh!
-Ow! Ow! Ow!

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I'm sorry. Are you okay?

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Yeah, I'll be fine. Sorry.

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I was just dealing with this
annoying lady on eBay.

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I'm trying to sell her
a frickin' platypus Beanie Baby,

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and she's having
all these problems.

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The hustle never ends.

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Yeah, I know, yeah,
no, it doesn't.

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Uh, did you find
everything you need?

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Oh. Uh, yeah.
Why, you work here or something?

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I do. I'm June, at your service.

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Oh, uh, Owen.
Pleasure to be serviced by you.

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-[chuckles]
-Sorry, that sounded weird.

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Uh, it's nice to
meet you, June.

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-Oh.
-Got to go.

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Bye, Owen.

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♪ Be something beautiful ♪

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♪ And this diamond ring

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Yeah, I was talking to
a pretty enthusiastic girl.

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00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,650
Yeah, I got the stuff.

252
00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:29,965
♪ Won't have to break
like mine did ♪

253
00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,863
Oh, my God, did you ring up
that cute guy?

254
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:35,487
Yeah. June,
he's obviously too tall for you.

255
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:41,804
Pantyhose, gloves,
three Twix bars.

256
00:11:42,391 --> 00:11:44,255
Fucking marry me.

257
00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,360
[door chimes]

258
00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:51,745
Hello, sir.

259
00:11:53,367 --> 00:11:54,610
Got your samples.

260
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,646
-June, can you sign, please?
-Yeah.

261
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,546
♪ This diamond ring can be
dreams that are coming true ♪

262
00:11:59,649 --> 00:12:01,272
These like super drugs
or something?

263
00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,792
VD meds, like gold
to some people.

264
00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:05,034
[chuckles]

265
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:06,380
Yeah, I bet.

266
00:12:07,174 --> 00:12:09,349
I don't suppose
you're looking for a reason

267
00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:10,799
to need these meds.

268
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,905
Are you hitting on me

269
00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:16,356
and saying you're going
to give me an STD?

270
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,529
Mm-hmm.

271
00:12:18,599 --> 00:12:19,911
Damn, you're nasty.

272
00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,674
So sorry, sir.
She was just kidding.

273
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,435
Are you trying to get me sued?

274
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,230
[door opens, chimes]

275
00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,680
I need a coffee break.

276
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,268
You haven't even
clocked in yet!

277
00:12:32,372 --> 00:12:34,512
I haven't been getting paid
for any of this?

278
00:12:34,615 --> 00:12:35,927
Ugh!

279
00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:38,102
♪ Hit the pop rocks,
hit the pop rock ♪

280
00:12:38,205 --> 00:12:40,621
♪ Hit the pop rock,
hit the pop, run it, run it ♪

281
00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:42,313
Give me a double macchiato.

282
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,004
♪ Yes, I'm a knockout

283
00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:46,524
♪ I bring fire when
a Pop-Tart pop out ♪

284
00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:47,732
♪ Born from a volcano

285
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:48,871
♪ I Drain Gang like a

286
00:12:48,975 --> 00:12:50,321
[June] Oh, my God,
it's really easy.

287
00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:53,462
I've tested so many times
in the last six months.

288
00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:55,947
I just keep Quests
on my home page.

289
00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:59,054
That's great. Sounds like
you have really bad allergies.

290
00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:01,608
Well, technically not yet
because they've all come back

291
00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:04,542
negative, but I keep trying.

292
00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:08,235
Okay, um, can we get back to
my son's prescription, please?

293
00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:09,271
[June] Oh.

294
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:15,311
All right. This looks like you.
Um, twice a day with food.

295
00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,969
What a cute TikTok bio.

296
00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:21,593
Thanks. Um, now, are there any
side effects

297
00:13:21,697 --> 00:13:23,181
I should know about?

298
00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:25,149
My little Anthony here
has a very sensitive tum tum.

299
00:13:26,012 --> 00:13:27,599
Mommy, I need to go poo poo.

300
00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:30,085
That's his fifth time
going poo poo today.

301
00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:32,363
Any chance you guys
could keep conversations

302
00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:33,882
like that in private?

303
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,884
Some of us lean more
towards constipation,

304
00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:37,540
and it can be really triggering.

305
00:13:37,644 --> 00:13:40,371
What is up with your
generation and being triggered?

306
00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,925
Don't ever have kids then.
God forbid.

307
00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:44,513
Do I look pregnant?

308
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:45,997
Yeah, you look bloated.

309
00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:48,724
She's weird. Come on.

310
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,209
♪ Oh, girl

311
00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:52,417
[door chimes]

312
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:57,457
♪ There's nothing
I'd rather do ♪

313
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,945
♪ Than spend some time

314
00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:05,568
♪ And know you're mine

315
00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:09,641
♪ On a summer's day with you

316
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,580
Davey!

317
00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:20,652
You gotta stop.

318
00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:23,414
What?

319
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:25,174
You have got to stop.

320
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:26,417
Stop what?

321
00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:28,384
Stalking me online.

322
00:14:28,557 --> 00:14:29,972
I thought that blocking you

323
00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:31,318
and unfriending you
would send a message.

324
00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:33,631
But you keep making
these burner profiles.

325
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:35,633
What? No, those aren't me.

326
00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:38,878
Who else would be
June Loves Boba?

327
00:14:39,499 --> 00:14:40,569
Okay, that one's me.

328
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,916
Um, but I just like
to keep in touch with everybody.

329
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,884
You know, it's not personal.

330
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:47,093
How was the Grand Canyon,
by the way?

331
00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:49,267
Seems like you guys really
lucked out with the weather.

332
00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:53,651
June, we broke up two years ago.

333
00:14:53,823 --> 00:14:56,033
Okay, who's counting?

334
00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:58,621
What? Did your girlfriend
put you up to this?

335
00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:01,521
I'm sorry that she's still
so threatened by me.

336
00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:06,388
No, no. My fiancée, Kelly,
did not put me up to this.

337
00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:08,666
You know, you say that word
like it's supposed

338
00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:10,357
to bother me--fiancée--

339
00:15:10,461 --> 00:15:12,946
but it really just rolls
right off me.

340
00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:15,397
Then why are you always
in the parking lot at Freddy's?

341
00:15:16,087 --> 00:15:17,399
You're spying on me!

342
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,228
Do you really think
that I can't recognize you?

343
00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:21,990
Those disguises don't work.
You look ridiculous.

344
00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:23,957
Oh, my God, what's ridiculous
about a ski mask?

345
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:25,855
We live in a cold city.

346
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,685
Don't make me come back here.

347
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,514
I'll get another
restraining order.

348
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:30,895
That's fine. Okay.

349
00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:34,243
I'll see you in court,
and I'll wear a cute dress.

350
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:37,074
Stay away from me,
and I can see you, Bill.

351
00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:39,041
Hey, Davey.

352
00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:40,974
[upbeat rock music]

353
00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:43,114
He's in a really
weird mood today.

354
00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:50,604
Mom, I said I would
do it tomorrow.

355
00:15:51,088 --> 00:15:52,848
[Marla] No, you need
to do it today.

356
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,368
Why? Why do I even
ever need to do it?

357
00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,163
It's my room.
I'm the one who lives in here.

358
00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:58,750
No one needs to come in.

359
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,098
For the love of God, June,
I'm only asking you

360
00:16:01,201 --> 00:16:04,687
to clean one room in this house,
your bedroom.

361
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,413
Do I need to call Dr. Weisman

362
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,382
to get a recommendation
for a therapist?

363
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:12,385
Um, how many tacos do you think

364
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:14,939
the average person eats
in one sitting?

365
00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:18,218
-Why?
-I think my stomach hurts.

366
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:19,979
If you weren't so sedentary,

367
00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:21,911
you could eat
all the tacos you want.

368
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,604
You'll burn calories
cleaning your room.

369
00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:25,570
[Arnold] You're a piglet.

370
00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:27,779
You need to get over it
and go to the gym.

371
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:29,643
Dad!

372
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:31,991
You never even used that free
two week trial that I got you.

373
00:16:32,094 --> 00:16:34,269
And I went out
on a limb to get it.

374
00:16:34,372 --> 00:16:36,305
Oh, my God, all you did
was walk inside and grab

375
00:16:36,409 --> 00:16:39,136
a coupon off a counter.
Anyone can get one of those.

376
00:16:39,239 --> 00:16:41,241
Excuse me. You know
how hard that is for me?

377
00:16:41,345 --> 00:16:42,760
I don't like going places.

378
00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:45,832
[Snorts] Oink, oink, oink,
oink, oink, oink, oink.

379
00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,523
-[laughs]
-[June] Shut up, Jonathan!

380
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,422
You troll!

381
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:53,943
♪ Put me down after
you have your way with me ♪

382
00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:56,118
♪ I wanna be your toy ♪

383
00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:59,846
♪ Pick me up when
you wanna play with me ♪

384
00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:01,434
♪ I wanna be your toy

385
00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:04,161
♪ I need your touch
to come alive ♪

386
00:17:04,264 --> 00:17:06,508
♪ I need your touch to
come alive ♪

387
00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:10,477
June, I need your
undivided attention.

388
00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:12,238
I need to ask you
something important.

389
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:13,273
What?

390
00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:16,173
Have you noticed
anything strange about Jonathan?

391
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:19,072
Mom, why would I notice
anything about Jonathan?

392
00:17:19,176 --> 00:17:21,730
[Marla] Well, I can't exactly
put my finger on it,

393
00:17:22,386 --> 00:17:24,560
but he's on the computer
all night long.

394
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,736
And I think he's having sex.

395
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,049
With the computer? What?

396
00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:32,327
You know, you never worry
about me this way.

397
00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:34,639
You're always so worried
about Jonathan.

398
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,228
Like, I don't worry about you
and the way that you live.

399
00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:40,231
I mean, look at this.
It's like a--like a cyclone

400
00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:41,508
hit this.

401
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,131
[sniffs]

402
00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:46,168
This is bad.

403
00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:48,826
What, is that smell
not normal?

404
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:51,242
Well, my boob sweat
doesn't smell.

405
00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:55,764
But my mother's did,
and my sister's did.

406
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,042
So... But don't worry about it.

407
00:17:58,146 --> 00:18:00,148
You're fine.
It's--it's--it's normal.

408
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:01,804
Okay.

409
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,428
Are you going like that?

410
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,533
What? For what?

411
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,328
The appointment, June.

412
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,882
The appointment you've known
about for two weeks.

413
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:12,677
No!

414
00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:15,680
No, no.

415
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,720
Hi, guys.

416
00:18:20,823 --> 00:18:23,516
So it's kind of a long-standing
tradition of mine

417
00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:25,897
to get a hot dog
before I see the doctor.

418
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:27,623
I'm half Jewish, half regular,

419
00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,832
so I think traditions
are very important.

420
00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:31,006
That's a June law.

421
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:33,836
Oh, yeah, that's
Dr. Weisman's office.

422
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:37,771
Yeah. Thank you.
I don't know why we're going.

423
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,394
My mom's making me.

424
00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:42,673
Hi, June Squad.
June has an appointment today.

425
00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:46,021
Just a checkup. Nothing serious.
With Dr. Weisman.

426
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,990
Dr. Weisman has been serving
our community for some time now.

427
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,269
-Mom, Mom, that's enough.
-He's a wonderful professional.

428
00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:53,787
Mom, can you go make sure
they're giving me

429
00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:55,134
both kinds of relish?

430
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,895
-[cellphone chimes]
-No, I don't have an STD.

431
00:18:57,998 --> 00:18:59,517
That's not why I'm here.

432
00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:00,518
You are blocked.

433
00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:05,247
[camera shutter clicks]

434
00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:09,217
[knock on door]

435
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:10,735
Knock, knock.

436
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,323
[camera shutter clicks]

437
00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:15,533
Oh. Sorry to interrupt.

438
00:19:15,913 --> 00:19:18,295
Oh. It's fine.

439
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:20,676
Go ahead.
Finish the photo shoot.

440
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:22,609
I got what I needed.
I'm good.

441
00:19:22,713 --> 00:19:23,748
Oh, yeah?

442
00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,302
So you just, uh,

443
00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:28,305
put all that stuff out there
for public consumption, huh?

444
00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:31,100
Of course I do. Vulnerability
is really big right now.

445
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,310
Oh.
Is that what it's called?

446
00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:35,312
Well, I bet you deal
with a lot of perverts, huh?

447
00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:37,176
Wouldn't you like to know?

448
00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:41,041
So, has any of this
Internet stuff helped you

449
00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:42,353
catch a new boyfriend yet?

450
00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:44,631
Uh, I have a lot of options,

451
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:47,876
but I'd rather not talk
about it with you, Dr. Weisman.

452
00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,292
Odd place to draw the line,
but okay.

453
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:51,983
Let's get this
over with, shall we?

454
00:19:53,295 --> 00:19:55,055
All right, do me a favor.
Okay?

455
00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:56,540
Take a nice big inhale for me.

456
00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:59,094
-[breathes in]
-Let it out.

457
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,096
-[breathes out]
-Okay?

458
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:03,512
Do you like trains,
Dr. Weisman?

459
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,238
Sorry?

460
00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:07,206
I just find myself
loving trains lately.

461
00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:09,691
And routines, schedules,
different models.

462
00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:12,314
It's probably unrelated,
but I notice I'm struggling

463
00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:14,282
-picking up on social cues.
-June, June.

464
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:17,492
You've been trying
this bullshit for over 20 years.

465
00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:21,530
Okay? I'm not going to diagnose
you as on the spectrum.

466
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:25,189
Fine. I am going
to diagnose you as an incel.

467
00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:27,605
All right,
let's cut to the chase.

468
00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:29,158
Are you still constipated?

469
00:20:30,056 --> 00:20:32,438
Have you stopped eating
all those peanut butter cups?

470
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:35,337
My God, why are you obsessed
with my bowel movements?

471
00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:37,891
I'm not obsessed
with your bowel movements.

472
00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:39,030
I'm doing my job.

473
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:41,861
Do I need to ask your mother if
she needs to come and join us?

474
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,001
I don't know, do you need to?

475
00:20:44,726 --> 00:20:45,899
I'm asking you.

476
00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:48,799
Wait. Why does everyone
want to have sex with my mom?

477
00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:50,387
I don't wanna have
sex with your mom.

478
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:52,527
-Why are you so defensive?
-I'm not defensive.

479
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:53,838
If you were going to give me

480
00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:56,462
a consultation
for plastic surgery...

481
00:20:56,565 --> 00:20:57,877
That's not what I do here.

482
00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,258
But just, if you were,

483
00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:02,882
what do you think you would do
to my face to make it better?

484
00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:04,055
As far as what?

485
00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:09,164
Just being hotter, prettier.

486
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,648
I'd probably start
with your mouth.

487
00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:12,063
Like lip filler?

488
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,065
No, I would sew
that sucker shut.

489
00:21:15,964 --> 00:21:18,553
I heard your wife
is having an affair.

490
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,283
Well, that was embarrassing.

491
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:28,459
Oh, my God, who cares?
Dr. Weisman is a loser.

492
00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:29,943
You know if he was
a good doctor,

493
00:21:30,047 --> 00:21:31,393
he'd be in a documentary by now.

494
00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:33,533
But no one wants
his opinion on anything.

495
00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:35,949
We were very lucky to get
another appointment with him.

496
00:21:36,053 --> 00:21:37,537
He reviewed your records, June.

497
00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:39,505
Why do I have to have
another appointment?

498
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,438
Didn't he tell you?

499
00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:46,891
He says you're about 14 years
overdue for an HPV vaccine.

500
00:21:47,064 --> 00:21:48,583
I bet he did.

501
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:50,723
He only wants me to get it
because he's in love with me

502
00:21:50,826 --> 00:21:52,414
and wants to make sure
I don't have HPV

503
00:21:52,518 --> 00:21:54,174
by the time he's divorced.

504
00:21:55,141 --> 00:21:58,662
Sorry, bro, but statistically,
I will have it by then.

505
00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:00,319
Is he getting divorced really?

506
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,493
Yeah, he said
he's getting divorced

507
00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:04,668
because he can't stop thinking
about me at night.

508
00:22:05,945 --> 00:22:08,603
[electronic music]

509
00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:11,606
[sighs]

510
00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:27,829
[line ringing]

511
00:22:27,932 --> 00:22:30,245
If you don't go up and ask her,
I'm gonna do it for you.

512
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,971
-No, don't do that.
-No, I really am.

513
00:22:32,074 --> 00:22:34,525
I've got it under control.
I'm doing everything right.

514
00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:36,527
It's gonna happen
when it happens.

515
00:22:36,631 --> 00:22:37,666
No, come on, do it.

516
00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:39,461
[Davey] Why do you
keep doing this?

517
00:22:39,565 --> 00:22:41,083
You've been working here
for so long, and you deserve it.

518
00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:43,431
I know how these things are
done, and that's not the way

519
00:22:43,534 --> 00:22:44,984
to go about it, okay?

520
00:22:45,087 --> 00:22:47,573
[cellphone rings]

521
00:22:47,676 --> 00:22:49,816
Oh, my God, you said
you blocked her number.

522
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,371
I did block her.
I fucking swear to God.

523
00:22:52,474 --> 00:22:54,165
She knows, like, phone magic.

524
00:22:54,511 --> 00:22:58,860
You know what? Answer it.
Come on, answer it.

525
00:23:00,033 --> 00:23:01,863
[ringing continues]

526
00:23:01,966 --> 00:23:02,657
Hello, June.

527
00:23:02,829 --> 00:23:04,175
Hey.

528
00:23:04,279 --> 00:23:05,280
[Davey] Why are you calling me?

529
00:23:05,591 --> 00:23:06,868
We just went over this.

530
00:23:07,109 --> 00:23:10,458
I don't know.
I guess I'm just following up.

531
00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:12,252
Uh, what's up with you?

532
00:23:12,770 --> 00:23:15,221
I'm eating dinner with Kelly,
my fiancée.

533
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,050
Ugh, yucky.

534
00:23:17,775 --> 00:23:19,812
You're on speaker phone.
She can hear you.

535
00:23:19,915 --> 00:23:22,159
-[June] What?!
-Hello, June.

536
00:23:22,539 --> 00:23:24,023
You need to take me
off speakerphone right now.

537
00:23:24,264 --> 00:23:25,404
I can't do that. June.

538
00:23:25,507 --> 00:23:27,406
Look, we went over this.
I'm sorry, I got to go.

539
00:23:27,509 --> 00:23:28,821
[June] No, no, no.
I can explain.

540
00:23:28,924 --> 00:23:30,581
It's just, I can't do it while
she's listening to it.

541
00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:33,204
Ugh!

542
00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:35,828
Dave.

543
00:23:36,553 --> 00:23:37,692
What the fuck?

544
00:23:40,177 --> 00:23:41,868
Kelly. I'm sorry.

545
00:23:41,972 --> 00:23:43,042
No.

546
00:23:43,594 --> 00:23:46,770
Your temper, like,
come on. It's--

547
00:23:46,873 --> 00:23:49,220
-What the fuck?
-[Davey] Will you just like--

548
00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:52,361
Hey, how about this?
How about this?

549
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,501
-No.
-Come on, have one of these.

550
00:23:53,604 --> 00:23:55,123
You love these? Come on.

551
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:55,986
-You always feel better--
-No!

552
00:23:56,089 --> 00:23:56,918
...with onion rings.

553
00:23:57,159 --> 00:23:59,161
[unsettling music]

554
00:23:59,403 --> 00:24:00,542
[sighs]

555
00:24:04,615 --> 00:24:06,893
[police radio chatter]

556
00:24:10,276 --> 00:24:11,795
Are you guys
gonna get this guy?

557
00:24:11,898 --> 00:24:14,107
Or are you gonna keep
asking me questions?

558
00:24:14,211 --> 00:24:17,283
So you're not aware of anyone
who may have motive to do this?

559
00:24:17,386 --> 00:24:18,836
Uh, motive to steal
drugs and money?

560
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:20,666
That's half the people
in this town.

561
00:24:20,873 --> 00:24:23,669
Maybe someone
targeting you specifically.

562
00:24:23,772 --> 00:24:26,016
Do you have anyone
you'd consider,

563
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:27,466
I don't know, an enemy?

564
00:24:27,569 --> 00:24:29,122
No, no, no,
I don't have any enemies.

565
00:24:29,226 --> 00:24:31,504
I'm not a super hero.
Everyone likes me.

566
00:24:31,677 --> 00:24:33,092
You want to know the truth?

567
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:35,128
You're coming off
pretty unlikable to me.

568
00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:37,614
-I am?
-Isn't that right, Piazzo?

569
00:24:37,717 --> 00:24:39,823
-Not a good vibe, is it?
-Not a good vibe at all.

570
00:24:39,995 --> 00:24:43,482
That's how it works now?
The police go by vibes?

571
00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:45,173
Oh, my God!

572
00:24:47,106 --> 00:24:51,041
Oh, my God.
What the hell happened in here?

573
00:24:51,144 --> 00:24:52,318
Bill, I can't clean
any of this up.

574
00:24:52,421 --> 00:24:53,561
You don't have to.

575
00:24:53,664 --> 00:24:56,840
-Who are you?
-Who am I? I run this place.

576
00:24:56,943 --> 00:24:58,082
No, she doesn't.
She just works here.

577
00:24:58,186 --> 00:24:59,463
What's your name?

578
00:24:59,808 --> 00:25:03,605
@ForeverJune on everything
except Snap, @JuneForever.

579
00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:06,435
No, honey.
Your real life actual name.

580
00:25:06,677 --> 00:25:10,198
Oh, June.
June Fine.

581
00:25:11,406 --> 00:25:13,373
-You're writing that down?
-Mm-hmm.

582
00:25:13,615 --> 00:25:16,031
Why? He just told you
I work here.

583
00:25:16,135 --> 00:25:19,725
That's why. So what is it that
you do here, Miss Fine?

584
00:25:19,828 --> 00:25:23,591
I provide a memorable,
world class customer experience.

585
00:25:23,694 --> 00:25:25,109
And what does that mean exactly?

586
00:25:25,282 --> 00:25:27,664
She runs a register and talks
about 30 percent too much.

587
00:25:28,043 --> 00:25:29,182
[screams]

588
00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:32,876
Why would someone do this?

589
00:25:32,979 --> 00:25:34,049
Ew.

590
00:25:34,153 --> 00:25:37,052
[sobs]

591
00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:40,331
We're going to need to catalog
the remainder of your inventory

592
00:25:40,435 --> 00:25:41,988
and determine what's been taken.

593
00:25:42,264 --> 00:25:43,645
You deserve better.

594
00:25:43,749 --> 00:25:45,613
Also, I'm going to need
to talk to you

595
00:25:45,716 --> 00:25:46,890
and June down at the station.

596
00:25:46,993 --> 00:25:49,444
Why? Why me?

597
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,170
-You can drive her.
-[June] Why?

598
00:25:51,273 --> 00:25:52,551
No!

599
00:25:52,654 --> 00:25:55,726
-I'll play you for it.
-[June sobbing]

600
00:25:57,003 --> 00:25:57,866
Huh?

601
00:25:57,970 --> 00:25:59,834
[June] What is
wrong with people?

602
00:25:59,937 --> 00:26:02,906
-Not fucking up my car.
-Not the Neapolitans!

603
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,080
Those are hard to find.

604
00:26:05,184 --> 00:26:07,600
[tense music]

605
00:26:17,058 --> 00:26:18,784
You're enjoying
those suckers, huh?

606
00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:20,613
Did you want one?

607
00:26:21,234 --> 00:26:22,304
No.

608
00:26:22,684 --> 00:26:24,962
Honestly, that's your loss.

609
00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:33,384
With oat milk,
Your Highness.

610
00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:38,182
Wait. What brand oat milk?

611
00:26:38,493 --> 00:26:40,322
Drink the fucking coffee.

612
00:26:41,082 --> 00:26:41,979
That's the brand.

613
00:26:46,225 --> 00:26:47,951
Okay, I have to say,

614
00:26:48,054 --> 00:26:50,505
normally when I see these rooms
on TV, they look so scary.

615
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:54,095
But now that I'm in here, it is
such a vibe, like it's a mood.

616
00:26:54,751 --> 00:26:56,131
I love how I look
in this mirror.

617
00:26:56,235 --> 00:26:57,512
No one cares.

618
00:26:57,961 --> 00:27:01,309
[David] I need you to start
answering questions, June. Okay?

619
00:27:01,689 --> 00:27:03,518
There were a lot
of controlled substances

620
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,864
taken from that pharmacy.

621
00:27:04,968 --> 00:27:06,555
This is very serious.

622
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:08,627
I understand,
and now that I'm caffeinated

623
00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:10,421
and had my snack,
I am totally down.

624
00:27:10,525 --> 00:27:11,491
What do you guys want to know?

625
00:27:11,595 --> 00:27:12,561
Where were you last night?

626
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:15,185
Home with my family, obviously.

627
00:27:15,357 --> 00:27:16,773
Why is that obvious?

628
00:27:17,118 --> 00:27:18,809
Because I don't go out at night

629
00:27:18,913 --> 00:27:20,431
because I get a stomach ache
after I have dinner,

630
00:27:20,535 --> 00:27:23,055
and my car can't be on the road
more than three miles a day.

631
00:27:23,158 --> 00:27:24,988
Can your parents
corroborate that?

632
00:27:25,091 --> 00:27:27,646
Yeah, my mom can for
the food stomach ache part,

633
00:27:27,749 --> 00:27:29,302
and my dad for the car part.

634
00:27:29,406 --> 00:27:30,856
I'm just gonna come
right out and ask it.

635
00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:33,479
No, I will not go out with you.

636
00:27:33,582 --> 00:27:35,481
I'm kidding. Unless you were.

637
00:27:35,584 --> 00:27:37,517
Miss Fine, did you have
anything to do

638
00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:39,278
with the break-in
at the pharmacy?

639
00:27:39,554 --> 00:27:41,556
What? Are you joking?

640
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,938
You'd know if I was joking.

641
00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:45,525
He's hilarious.

642
00:27:45,802 --> 00:27:48,597
I do Comedy Sports
every other Tuesday.

643
00:27:48,908 --> 00:27:51,635
-Mm-hmm.
-I would never do anything

644
00:27:51,739 --> 00:27:54,776
to destroy thousands of dollars
worth of ice cream like that.

645
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,640
What's the nature
of your relationship

646
00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:59,229
with Davey Woodbridge?

647
00:28:00,989 --> 00:28:03,543
Um, uh, he's a friend.

648
00:28:03,647 --> 00:28:06,167
-A friend?
-An ex-boyfriend.

649
00:28:06,408 --> 00:28:07,686
Excuse me. Speak up.

650
00:28:07,789 --> 00:28:10,585
He's a friend,
an ex-boyfriend,

651
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,588
which is famously
a type of friend.

652
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:17,247
Really? Because my friends
usually don't go to a judge

653
00:28:17,350 --> 00:28:19,007
and get a restraining
order against me.

654
00:28:19,214 --> 00:28:21,492
-Mm.
-Oh, my God, I know who did it.

655
00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:25,151
What a way to get me back.

656
00:28:25,358 --> 00:28:27,084
Whom are you referring to,
Miss Fine?

657
00:28:27,188 --> 00:28:32,262
It is just a theory at this
point, but, guys, it was Davey.

658
00:28:32,572 --> 00:28:34,264
He robbed the pharmacy
to neg me.

659
00:28:34,367 --> 00:28:37,474
He's the only person who knows
how much I love that ice cream.

660
00:28:37,577 --> 00:28:39,165
We already spoke
to Mr. Woodbridge.

661
00:28:39,269 --> 00:28:42,375
He has an alibi. He was with
his fiancée all night long.

662
00:28:43,376 --> 00:28:45,654
Well, maybe
I should bring him in.

663
00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,104
Which one of you
can deputize me?

664
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:49,797
Look, June, I don't know what
your involvement in this robbery

665
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,143
was, if any.

666
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,042
But I really do
have to tell you,

667
00:28:54,318 --> 00:28:58,875
I am not liking your attitude,
and I am definitely not liking

668
00:28:58,978 --> 00:29:02,464
what I'm seeing in here
or in there.

669
00:29:03,949 --> 00:29:06,089
Well, last I checked,
it's not a crime

670
00:29:06,192 --> 00:29:07,953
to have a bad personality.

671
00:29:08,677 --> 00:29:09,748
That's a good thing for you.

672
00:29:10,265 --> 00:29:12,129
Because you'd have
a life sentence.

673
00:29:18,273 --> 00:29:21,414
I'm saying that overtime
should be a tie, shouldn't it?

674
00:29:21,518 --> 00:29:23,865
I am so mad right now.

675
00:29:24,176 --> 00:29:25,867
No, I'm saying that
it should be a push.

676
00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:27,904
Then I'll take the parlay.

677
00:29:28,007 --> 00:29:31,045
Hello? I just said
I'm so mad right now.

678
00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:32,529
What's wrong, darling?

679
00:29:32,632 --> 00:29:35,497
The pharmacy got robbed,
and the police questioned me.

680
00:29:35,601 --> 00:29:37,499
Like in a bad way.

681
00:29:37,603 --> 00:29:38,673
-Really?
-The pharmacy got robbed.

682
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:39,743
What happened?

683
00:29:39,916 --> 00:29:41,400
All the ice cream melted.

684
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,851
-Aw.
-It was awful.

685
00:29:44,058 --> 00:29:46,232
-How's Bill?
-He's fine. Who cares?

686
00:29:46,336 --> 00:29:48,648
But the police are acting like
I had something to do with it.

687
00:29:48,752 --> 00:29:50,581
-Did you?
-No. Obviously not.

688
00:29:50,685 --> 00:29:52,238
Maybe it's not obvious to them.

689
00:29:52,342 --> 00:29:54,068
Mom, I don't have time
to argue with you.

690
00:29:54,171 --> 00:29:55,897
Not after what happened
to the ice cream.

691
00:29:56,001 --> 00:29:58,106
Okay, I'll take
the six and a half.

692
00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:00,833
Thank you.

693
00:30:02,283 --> 00:30:03,215
[groans]

694
00:30:03,318 --> 00:30:05,562
Wow. Glad to know
that you can't be bothered

695
00:30:05,665 --> 00:30:07,322
when you're on the phone
with your precious bookie,

696
00:30:07,495 --> 00:30:11,154
even though your daughter just
got interrogated by the police.

697
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,915
The good news
is that I was down,

698
00:30:14,226 --> 00:30:16,400
but I clawed my way
back from the dead.

699
00:30:16,504 --> 00:30:19,956
Jesus. The Bulls suck.
Rookie of the year, my ass.

700
00:30:20,059 --> 00:30:23,131
That kid doesn't do shit
to elevate his teammates.

701
00:30:23,235 --> 00:30:25,789
That's what Michael Jordan did,
elevated his teammates.

702
00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:27,929
That's what
this little lovebug does.

703
00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:29,793
Elevates her teammates.
[smooching]

704
00:30:29,897 --> 00:30:31,795
Come on, baby.
[smooching]

705
00:30:31,899 --> 00:30:33,797
-It's almost over.
-[laughs]

706
00:30:33,901 --> 00:30:36,213
God, you guys set
such a confusing example.

707
00:30:36,489 --> 00:30:37,732
I don't think so.

708
00:30:38,181 --> 00:30:40,631
Sweet pea, you got broken into.
Big deal.

709
00:30:41,115 --> 00:30:42,392
Bill isn't going to use this
as an excuse

710
00:30:42,495 --> 00:30:44,083
to not give you
a raise though, is he?

711
00:30:44,187 --> 00:30:46,120
Because, you know, if you're
going to continue living here,

712
00:30:46,223 --> 00:30:47,707
you really should
start contributing.

713
00:30:48,018 --> 00:30:50,710
Oh, my God, after everything
I just went through?

714
00:30:50,814 --> 00:30:52,678
[upbeat music]

715
00:30:53,472 --> 00:30:56,268
Hey, I've been questioned
by the police a million times.

716
00:30:56,371 --> 00:30:57,096
Come on.

717
00:31:01,583 --> 00:31:02,999
Ooh. Come on now.

718
00:31:04,034 --> 00:31:05,518
Where are you guys?

719
00:31:06,243 --> 00:31:09,384
I'm carrying this team
on my goddamn back.

720
00:31:12,387 --> 00:31:14,769
I can't find my Nalgene.
Did you take it?

721
00:31:14,976 --> 00:31:17,185
I can't pause this.
I'm online.

722
00:31:17,634 --> 00:31:18,773
Dude, where's my Nalgene?

723
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,327
What would I want to do with
your stupid fucking water bottle

724
00:31:21,431 --> 00:31:23,502
that has your stinky ass breath
all over it?

725
00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:25,366
And nasty...

726
00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:27,057
Maybe I left it at the pharmacy.

727
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,817
[Johnathon] Wait, is that--
Is that what you guys

728
00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:30,819
were yelling about downstairs?

729
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,787
Are you, like,
getting locked up?

730
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,306
Why? What did you hear?

731
00:31:34,409 --> 00:31:36,308
Uh, I don't know.
Your shit got robbed.

732
00:31:36,411 --> 00:31:37,688
You got detained.

733
00:31:37,792 --> 00:31:41,347
The cops don't fucking know shit
because they're fucking stupid.

734
00:31:41,451 --> 00:31:44,178
ACAB. Blah, blah, blah,
blah, you know?

735
00:31:44,281 --> 00:31:46,387
Yeah, I am well aware
it's going to be up to me

736
00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:47,802
to solve this case.

737
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:50,805
And I have my suspicions
about who did it.

738
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,669
Uh, like, who?

739
00:31:52,772 --> 00:31:53,981
Are you kidding me?

740
00:31:54,084 --> 00:31:56,017
Probably someone
trying to frame me.

741
00:31:56,121 --> 00:31:58,157
There is no shortage
of people in this town

742
00:31:58,261 --> 00:32:00,159
who would love
to see me hang for this.

743
00:32:00,608 --> 00:32:03,059
Oh, yeah. I mean, you got
a beef with like everybody.

744
00:32:03,162 --> 00:32:06,476
Oh, don't worry,
I'll be casting a wide net.

745
00:32:06,579 --> 00:32:09,134
As far as I'm concerned,
every single person in this town

746
00:32:09,237 --> 00:32:10,998
is guilty until proven innocent.

747
00:32:11,239 --> 00:32:14,208
Bad! Okay, well, that sounds
super fucking boring.

748
00:32:14,311 --> 00:32:16,624
So if you could, like,
leave me alone, please.

749
00:32:16,727 --> 00:32:18,005
Make me.

750
00:32:18,108 --> 00:32:19,592
-[farts]
-Ew! Ugh!

751
00:32:19,696 --> 00:32:21,594
God! Disgusting!

752
00:32:21,698 --> 00:32:24,183
Oh, yeah. Come on now.

753
00:32:24,632 --> 00:32:26,082
Ooh-whee.

754
00:32:26,565 --> 00:32:28,739
[groovy music]

755
00:32:37,921 --> 00:32:39,750
[keys clacking]

756
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,473
[Up-tempo music plays]

757
00:33:39,224 --> 00:33:40,535
[Davey] My little June.

758
00:33:45,678 --> 00:33:46,748
Will you marry me?

759
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,338
[music continues]

760
00:33:54,515 --> 00:33:57,345
Yes, Davey. Yes.

761
00:33:58,346 --> 00:33:59,623
Yes.

762
00:33:59,727 --> 00:34:02,178
Davey, Davey.

763
00:34:02,281 --> 00:34:06,665
[June continues]
Davey, Davey, Davey, Davey...

764
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,126
Why did you marry dad?

765
00:34:19,402 --> 00:34:22,060
Oh, why? We were in love.

766
00:34:22,301 --> 00:34:24,924
-Are you still in love?
-Sure we are.

767
00:34:25,028 --> 00:34:27,824
I know he's still in love
with you. He's a sad old man.

768
00:34:27,927 --> 00:34:30,654
But are you still
in love with him?

769
00:34:30,758 --> 00:34:32,725
Did you have another dream
about Davey last night?

770
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,244
No.

771
00:34:36,557 --> 00:34:38,766
You know, you don't always
have to make this

772
00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:40,354
about me and your father.

773
00:34:40,457 --> 00:34:42,390
I just want to know how
I'm going to turn out.

774
00:34:42,494 --> 00:34:44,841
And you and dad
are the only roadmap I have.

775
00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,602
June, Davey was your first love.

776
00:34:47,706 --> 00:34:49,639
You will always remember
your first love.

777
00:34:49,742 --> 00:34:53,263
But this is getting ridiculous.
There's so many fish in the sea.

778
00:34:53,367 --> 00:34:57,336
But fish are scary.
Especially the ones in the sea.

779
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,236
[rock music playing]

780
00:35:14,284 --> 00:35:16,114
Okay, June, you got this.

781
00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:19,462
At the very least, you'll get
a free frosty Freddy out of it.

782
00:35:21,395 --> 00:35:23,604
♪ I'm always losing,
I'm always losing ♪

783
00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:26,572
♪ I'm always losing,
and my self-esteem so low ♪

784
00:35:26,676 --> 00:35:29,161
♪ You got a new friend,
you got a new friend ♪

785
00:35:29,265 --> 00:35:31,646
♪ And I heard he's better
looking than most ♪

786
00:35:32,613 --> 00:35:33,683
[bell jingles]

787
00:35:33,786 --> 00:35:35,202
Hi. Welcome to
Freddy's Spaceships.

788
00:35:35,305 --> 00:35:36,755
What can I get for you today?

789
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,171
Smells like you guys need
to change your oil.

790
00:35:40,207 --> 00:35:42,105
Yeah, we can check on that.

791
00:35:42,209 --> 00:35:43,796
Would you like to place
an order?

792
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,695
You don't know who I am?

793
00:35:45,798 --> 00:35:47,421
That's okay. You must be new
here. What is your name?

794
00:35:47,524 --> 00:35:49,837
-Randy.
-Hi, Randy. I'm June.

795
00:35:50,769 --> 00:35:51,942
I used to work here.

796
00:35:52,495 --> 00:35:52,943
Cool.

797
00:35:54,324 --> 00:35:55,567
Are you gonna order something?

798
00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:57,845
Yeah, I will take a double
cheeseburger with ketchup

799
00:35:57,948 --> 00:35:59,329
and mustard instead.

800
00:35:59,433 --> 00:36:01,400
Uh, individual, or would you
like the meal?

801
00:36:01,504 --> 00:36:03,885
I'll take the meal. And, yes,
upgrade me to the Frosty Freddy.

802
00:36:03,989 --> 00:36:07,372
And yes, the extra
$1.79 charge is just fine.

803
00:36:08,476 --> 00:36:11,583
Also, can you tell me
where the manager is?

804
00:36:12,066 --> 00:36:14,413
-The owner?
-No. Not her.

805
00:36:14,724 --> 00:36:18,210
Uh, the manager.
Really cute guy named Davey.

806
00:36:18,314 --> 00:36:20,557
Is something
unsatisfactory here, ma'am?

807
00:36:20,661 --> 00:36:22,697
I told you, my name is June.

808
00:36:22,801 --> 00:36:26,874
I used to work here, and I had
the highest level of clearance.

809
00:36:27,046 --> 00:36:28,116
Where's Davey?

810
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,739
I haven't seen him today.

811
00:36:29,842 --> 00:36:34,744
That's weird because
right here, I have the schedule.

812
00:36:35,710 --> 00:36:38,437
Yep. It says he's on for today.

813
00:36:38,541 --> 00:36:40,128
He picked up a different shift.

814
00:36:40,405 --> 00:36:41,682
Must be with his wife
or something.

815
00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:42,959
Fiancée.

816
00:36:43,062 --> 00:36:44,961
Yeah, they're not married.

817
00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:48,136
Kind of makes you
ask yourself why not? Right?

818
00:36:48,447 --> 00:36:51,899
Could you find out
where he might have gone?

819
00:36:52,313 --> 00:36:55,213
Hey, there's some girl here who
wants to know where Davey is.

820
00:36:55,696 --> 00:36:57,007
My name is June.

821
00:36:57,111 --> 00:36:58,457
Her name's June.

822
00:37:01,874 --> 00:37:03,324
Well, well, well.

823
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,085
Look what crawled out
of a rat's ass.

824
00:37:06,396 --> 00:37:08,156
Hi there, Nicole.

825
00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:10,435
-You still owe me $200.
-I do?

826
00:37:10,538 --> 00:37:12,264
Don't play like you
don't know.

827
00:37:12,609 --> 00:37:15,474
Remember the day I fired you?
Do you recall now?

828
00:37:15,854 --> 00:37:17,027
Vaguely.

829
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,788
You stole all the ice cream!

830
00:37:18,891 --> 00:37:20,824
You told me
I could take some home.

831
00:37:20,928 --> 00:37:22,895
Did your frozen ass brain
really think

832
00:37:22,999 --> 00:37:24,483
I meant 15 gallons worth?

833
00:37:24,587 --> 00:37:25,967
Where you even put it all at?

834
00:37:26,071 --> 00:37:27,314
You never specified an amount.

835
00:37:27,417 --> 00:37:29,730
I took home some ice cream.

836
00:37:30,317 --> 00:37:31,559
Hm.

837
00:37:32,008 --> 00:37:33,734
I heard the pharmacy got robbed.

838
00:37:33,906 --> 00:37:35,183
It did.

839
00:37:35,356 --> 00:37:37,047
Well, maybe Bill know
the type of people

840
00:37:37,151 --> 00:37:38,911
he got around him now.

841
00:37:39,671 --> 00:37:43,122
What? If you steal from me,
why wouldn't you steal from him?

842
00:37:43,226 --> 00:37:45,021
I would never do anything
to hurt Bill.

843
00:37:45,124 --> 00:37:46,678
Now, where's Davey?

844
00:37:46,781 --> 00:37:48,404
You don't get it,
do you, little girl?

845
00:37:48,507 --> 00:37:50,095
You got dumped.
He don't want you no more.

846
00:37:50,544 --> 00:37:53,685
And Jesus, you still live
at home with your mama.

847
00:37:53,926 --> 00:37:55,445
Why would an attractive
guy like Davey

848
00:37:55,549 --> 00:37:56,757
even want somebody like you?

849
00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,690
I don't know if you know this,
but his girlfriend

850
00:37:58,793 --> 00:37:59,553
is hot as hell.

851
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,658
What? Your little tummy hurt

852
00:38:01,762 --> 00:38:03,453
from all the cupcakes
you've been eating?

853
00:38:03,626 --> 00:38:06,353
Your mommy and daddy can't
help you with your problems?

854
00:38:06,663 --> 00:38:09,494
I got the double
cheeseburger, no sauce,

855
00:38:09,597 --> 00:38:10,771
and the Frosty Freddy.

856
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:14,706
Change your damn oil.

857
00:38:14,982 --> 00:38:17,398
Oh, really? Hey, be sure
to give Bill my blessings.

858
00:38:17,916 --> 00:38:19,055
[bell jingles]

859
00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:21,713
Did she pay?

860
00:38:21,816 --> 00:38:25,026
Of course not.
Little bitch.

861
00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:27,512
[slurping]

862
00:38:37,453 --> 00:38:39,696
[line ringing]

863
00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:44,356
[Marla] Perfect timing.
We just started dinner.

864
00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:46,358
That's okay, I already ate.

865
00:38:46,462 --> 00:38:48,395
[Marla] Well,
I'll make you a plate.

866
00:38:48,705 --> 00:38:52,157
Mom, I need to tell you
something. It's important.

867
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:54,504
[Marla] Don't worry.
I know how to hide your plate.

868
00:38:54,608 --> 00:38:56,955
Trust me.
Your father will never find it.

869
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,578
If I do find it,
I'm going to sprinkle gluten

870
00:38:59,682 --> 00:39:01,131
all over it.
Look out!

871
00:39:01,235 --> 00:39:03,513
[Johnathon] Yeah, Daddy
don't want your damn plate.

872
00:39:03,617 --> 00:39:07,793
Mom, I think I've realized
that life is short,

873
00:39:07,897 --> 00:39:12,660
and I think I'm going to start
doing some investigatory work.

874
00:39:13,074 --> 00:39:16,906
And I also think that maybe
I'm going to move out.

875
00:39:17,009 --> 00:39:19,460
[Marla] That's great.
June's moving out!

876
00:39:19,564 --> 00:39:20,254
-[Arnold] Really?!
-[Johnathon] Yes!

877
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,773
-Whoo!
-Yeah!

878
00:39:21,876 --> 00:39:23,637
[laughs]

879
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,364
I said I think
I'm going to move out.

880
00:39:26,467 --> 00:39:28,849
Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

881
00:39:28,952 --> 00:39:31,092
Never mind.
She's just thinking about it.

882
00:39:31,265 --> 00:39:33,405
-Oh.
-[sighs]

883
00:39:33,509 --> 00:39:35,787
Your plate will be
under the bathroom sink.

884
00:39:36,132 --> 00:39:37,098
[whispers] Thank you.

885
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,861
[suspenseful music]

886
00:39:42,828 --> 00:39:43,726
Yes.

887
00:40:09,061 --> 00:40:11,132
Is that a fingerprint?

888
00:40:11,823 --> 00:40:12,962
[door opens]

889
00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:17,380
[camera shutter clicks]

890
00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:18,968
You must be really bored.

891
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,593
Huh? What are you doing here

892
00:40:23,697 --> 00:40:26,285
at the scene of the crime,
after hours?

893
00:40:26,665 --> 00:40:29,047
I own this place.
What are you doing here?

894
00:40:29,565 --> 00:40:32,222
Right, well,
I'm collecting evidence.

895
00:40:32,326 --> 00:40:33,638
Okay? So you're welcome.

896
00:40:33,741 --> 00:40:36,019
I didn't know you cared
about this place so much.

897
00:40:36,123 --> 00:40:37,020
That's nice.

898
00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:39,989
It's just
Davey is such an asshole.

899
00:40:40,092 --> 00:40:44,787
Oh, it's about Davey.
That makes more sense. Mm.

900
00:40:44,959 --> 00:40:48,135
Like, why wouldn't
we be together, you know?

901
00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:49,688
We were so comfortable.

902
00:40:49,792 --> 00:40:52,450
Life's not always about
being comfortable.

903
00:40:52,553 --> 00:40:54,900
It should be. I fucking love
being comfortable.

904
00:40:55,142 --> 00:40:56,764
What I'm saying is sometimes
we have to put ourselves

905
00:40:56,868 --> 00:40:58,663
out there and take a risk.
That's all.

906
00:40:58,904 --> 00:41:01,010
I'm risk averse.
That's not for me.

907
00:41:01,286 --> 00:41:04,531
Channel all this Davey energy
into finding someone new.

908
00:41:04,772 --> 00:41:07,154
Have the cops called?
Do they have any suspects yet?

909
00:41:07,326 --> 00:41:10,088
No, no, but I feel like
I'm one of their top suspects,

910
00:41:10,191 --> 00:41:11,296
which is bullshit.

911
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,711
How did that happen?

912
00:41:12,815 --> 00:41:14,748
They asked me how much
money I make,

913
00:41:14,851 --> 00:41:17,267
and I told them that Cindy and I
were saving up for a new house.

914
00:41:17,371 --> 00:41:18,614
And then they insinuated

915
00:41:18,717 --> 00:41:20,754
that it's a big scam
for a big payout.

916
00:41:20,857 --> 00:41:23,515
I knew those detectives
were useless.

917
00:41:23,791 --> 00:41:26,311
I bet they're on the take,
whatever that means.

918
00:41:26,414 --> 00:41:28,382
[Bill] Now the insurance company
won't cover anything

919
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,591
until I'm cleared
in the investigation.

920
00:41:30,695 --> 00:41:33,525
That is Jack and Rose
level unfair.

921
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,735
Hey, does your dad
still gamble?

922
00:41:36,908 --> 00:41:39,876
Ugh, so embarrassing
of you to ask, but yes. Why?

923
00:41:41,015 --> 00:41:42,776
Can you, uh, hook me up
with his bookie?

924
00:41:42,879 --> 00:41:45,399
Dude, you do not want
to go down that road.

925
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,505
In fact, stay off
all roads my dad's on.

926
00:41:47,608 --> 00:41:49,299
Cindy really wants that house.

927
00:41:49,576 --> 00:41:51,474
Maybe I can make
some extra cash by betting.

928
00:41:51,854 --> 00:41:54,201
No, no, no, no,
Cindy would not want that.

929
00:41:54,408 --> 00:41:55,616
I'm not gonna tell her.

930
00:41:56,617 --> 00:41:58,861
I wonder if my dad
lies to my mom.

931
00:41:59,309 --> 00:42:00,414
He definitely does.

932
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,622
If you really want to be
part of that world,

933
00:42:01,726 --> 00:42:03,210
there's that bar
on Friar Street.

934
00:42:03,313 --> 00:42:05,315
It's where all the old
miserable men hang out.

935
00:42:05,695 --> 00:42:06,903
I don't know
if my immune system

936
00:42:07,007 --> 00:42:08,456
is strong enough to go in there.

937
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,320
It's probably not. Ooh!

938
00:42:14,186 --> 00:42:17,293
Oh, my God. What if one
of those losers knows something?

939
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,709
Which losers?
Knows something about what?

940
00:42:19,813 --> 00:42:21,987
About the robbery.
Isn't that what criminals do?

941
00:42:22,091 --> 00:42:25,335
They sit around and play pool
and drink beer

942
00:42:25,439 --> 00:42:26,578
and talk about their crimes?

943
00:42:26,751 --> 00:42:28,269
You watch too many movies.

944
00:42:30,927 --> 00:42:31,928
Let's go.

945
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,481
-Right now?
-I'm serious.

946
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:34,931
Let's go right now.

947
00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:36,692
We could have sold those.

948
00:42:36,795 --> 00:42:39,246
Is everything about money
with you, Mr. Krabs?

949
00:42:39,418 --> 00:42:41,489
We need energy. Let's go.

950
00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:43,595
[tense hip hop music]

951
00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:54,123
All right, let me
do all the talking.

952
00:42:54,295 --> 00:42:56,539
As if anyone could stop
that from happening.

953
00:42:56,643 --> 00:42:58,230
Hello, sir.
We'd like to come in.

954
00:42:59,093 --> 00:42:59,956
Y'all together?

955
00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:01,717
-[Bill] Yeah.
-What does it look like?

956
00:43:02,545 --> 00:43:03,373
Hm.

957
00:43:05,721 --> 00:43:07,136
A nightmare.

958
00:43:08,344 --> 00:43:09,621
Go ahead, man.

959
00:43:09,725 --> 00:43:11,312
Well, don't you want
to see our IDs?

960
00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:13,521
Nah. I'm good. Go ahead.

961
00:43:13,763 --> 00:43:15,178
Well, what if I'm not 21?

962
00:43:15,282 --> 00:43:17,111
Oh. You are.

963
00:43:17,284 --> 00:43:19,597
You are definitely 21. Plus.

964
00:43:20,183 --> 00:43:21,391
Go on inside.

965
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,048
I don't think you're
very good at your job.

966
00:43:23,152 --> 00:43:24,118
Go, June.

967
00:43:25,154 --> 00:43:26,224
I'm sorry, dawg.

968
00:43:26,327 --> 00:43:27,225
Just--I know.

969
00:43:27,328 --> 00:43:29,054
[country music]

970
00:43:29,158 --> 00:43:30,090
Very kind of you.

971
00:43:33,403 --> 00:43:36,441
♪ You've been making your
brags around town ♪

972
00:43:36,544 --> 00:43:38,201
♪ That you've been
a loving my man ♪

973
00:43:38,305 --> 00:43:39,582
It's so loud.

974
00:43:39,686 --> 00:43:41,204
It smells weird in here.

975
00:43:41,308 --> 00:43:42,585
♪ When he picks up trash

976
00:43:42,689 --> 00:43:44,691
♪ He puts it in a garbage can

977
00:43:44,863 --> 00:43:46,209
[Bill] Where are you going?

978
00:43:46,382 --> 00:43:49,972
♪ And that's what you look
like to me and what I see ♪

979
00:43:50,075 --> 00:43:51,594
Yes.

980
00:43:52,043 --> 00:43:54,079
♪ You better close your face
and stay out of the way ♪

981
00:43:54,183 --> 00:43:58,566
Hey, is there like a scooper
or a popcorn attendant?

982
00:43:59,153 --> 00:44:01,535
Hey, mama.
Popcorn is for players.

983
00:44:02,156 --> 00:44:03,744
Well, whose
stupid rule is that?

984
00:44:04,089 --> 00:44:06,920
Technically not on the books,
but unofficial house policy.

985
00:44:07,921 --> 00:44:09,750
Is this your house?

986
00:44:09,992 --> 00:44:11,718
No, this is not my house.

987
00:44:12,028 --> 00:44:14,099
By the way, baby doll.
My name is Crawford.

988
00:44:14,203 --> 00:44:17,689
Okay, Crawford,
if it's not your house,

989
00:44:17,793 --> 00:44:19,553
then I guess I have to ask,

990
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,417
who made you
lord of the popcorn?

991
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,454
You wanna come over here?
I'll, uh, give you a lesson.

992
00:44:26,111 --> 00:44:26,940
Ew.

993
00:44:32,117 --> 00:44:33,187
Ugh.

994
00:44:36,156 --> 00:44:38,330
-Jesus.
-I tried to be sanitary.

995
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:40,816
No, you didn't.

996
00:44:42,438 --> 00:44:45,510
♪ You'll bite off more
than you can chew ♪

997
00:44:45,613 --> 00:44:48,409
♪ If you get too cute or witty

998
00:44:48,513 --> 00:44:51,723
♪ You better move your feet
if you don't wanna eat ♪

999
00:44:51,896 --> 00:44:54,933
♪ A meal that's
called Fist City ♪

1000
00:44:55,175 --> 00:44:56,210
What'll it be?

1001
00:44:56,417 --> 00:44:59,317
Oh, uh, do you guys have
Pacific Barista Blend oat milk?

1002
00:44:59,766 --> 00:45:01,353
If it's not up there,
then we don't got it.

1003
00:45:01,940 --> 00:45:03,390
I'm good with popcorn. Thanks.

1004
00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:04,978
[chuckles] No you're not.

1005
00:45:05,081 --> 00:45:06,773
If you sit at the bar,
you have to order a drink.

1006
00:45:07,152 --> 00:45:09,396
What? Why are there
so many rules in this place?

1007
00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:11,018
I feel like I'm back in school.

1008
00:45:11,122 --> 00:45:12,675
Most of the men at this bar
right now

1009
00:45:12,779 --> 00:45:14,470
can't go within
500 feet of a school.

1010
00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:17,611
Now, what'll it be?

1011
00:45:18,094 --> 00:45:21,304
Um, I've actually
never ordered at a bar before.

1012
00:45:21,753 --> 00:45:25,861
Good God. Okay.
How about a Shirley Temple?

1013
00:45:25,964 --> 00:45:28,035
Yes. Oh, my God,
I used to drink those at all

1014
00:45:28,139 --> 00:45:29,519
the bar and bat mitzvahs.

1015
00:45:29,623 --> 00:45:31,556
Generously grenadine'd please.

1016
00:45:31,659 --> 00:45:35,249
♪ Once in a while
when I'm dreaming ♪

1017
00:45:35,905 --> 00:45:37,251
Hello, amigo.

1018
00:45:39,978 --> 00:45:41,186
What are you guys playing?

1019
00:45:43,568 --> 00:45:44,638
Darts.

1020
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,916
-Ah.
-Playin' darts.

1021
00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:51,058
I like your mustache.
Look, I got the same.

1022
00:45:51,162 --> 00:45:52,128
[chuckles]

1023
00:45:54,268 --> 00:45:55,097
We're the same.

1024
00:45:56,615 --> 00:46:03,346
♪ I won't be alone, and I know
I'll never be blue ♪

1025
00:46:03,864 --> 00:46:05,555
[bartender] Happy now,
sweetheart?

1026
00:46:08,351 --> 00:46:10,526
It's actually so good.
Thank you.

1027
00:46:10,733 --> 00:46:13,253
Good.
I'm so happy that you're happy.

1028
00:46:13,598 --> 00:46:16,325
Any chance you want
to help me out a little more?

1029
00:46:16,601 --> 00:46:17,947
No, not really.

1030
00:46:18,051 --> 00:46:20,329
Who's the guy
all the degenerate loser dads

1031
00:46:20,432 --> 00:46:22,538
come in here
and place their bets with?

1032
00:46:22,987 --> 00:46:25,230
No clue what you're
talking about right now.

1033
00:46:25,644 --> 00:46:30,339
Let's try this. Have you seen
a guy come in here who's older,

1034
00:46:30,442 --> 00:46:32,962
looks kind of like me,
angry all the time?

1035
00:46:33,238 --> 00:46:35,862
You actually look
like a lot of guys

1036
00:46:35,965 --> 00:46:37,829
-I've seen in here.
-Right. Okay.

1037
00:46:38,105 --> 00:46:41,902
Well, one of those
misfits is probably my dad.

1038
00:46:42,006 --> 00:46:43,490
And just to give you
a little back story,

1039
00:46:43,939 --> 00:46:45,768
he never taught me
how to ride a bike.

1040
00:46:45,872 --> 00:46:47,666
I have a feeling
there's a lot of things

1041
00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:48,944
your dad didn't teach you.

1042
00:46:49,185 --> 00:46:51,498
You're right. Oh, my God.
Okay, so now you get me. Yeah.

1043
00:46:51,601 --> 00:46:53,155
He didn't teach me how to swim.
There's a lot.

1044
00:46:54,397 --> 00:46:57,193
But is there anything
you can tell me about my dad

1045
00:46:57,297 --> 00:47:00,058
that I might not already know?

1046
00:47:00,231 --> 00:47:03,337
Look, did you hit your head
or something on the way in here?

1047
00:47:03,544 --> 00:47:05,063
What?

1048
00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:06,375
Shirley Temple's on the house.
Don't worry about it.

1049
00:47:06,478 --> 00:47:08,135
But I have to go tend
to my regulars now.

1050
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,138
And I suggest that whatever
daddy issues you have,

1051
00:47:11,483 --> 00:47:14,728
you deal with with a therapist
and not a bartender.

1052
00:47:14,935 --> 00:47:18,111
♪ Dream my life away after ♪

1053
00:47:18,352 --> 00:47:19,629
Awkward.

1054
00:47:23,771 --> 00:47:26,464
♪ If I still

1055
00:47:26,982 --> 00:47:28,915
All right, Crawford,
you're up next.

1056
00:47:31,434 --> 00:47:33,643
[intense music]

1057
00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,167
Hey there, Crawford.

1058
00:47:40,271 --> 00:47:41,997
Thought maybe we could have
a little chit chat.

1059
00:47:42,204 --> 00:47:44,585
Hey, baby boo,
did you come over here

1060
00:47:44,689 --> 00:47:46,070
to get some more
of your corn pop?

1061
00:47:46,553 --> 00:47:47,830
Always.

1062
00:47:48,175 --> 00:47:50,212
Seriously, what do you want?
We got money on this game.

1063
00:47:50,315 --> 00:47:52,214
Well, that is really
good news to me,

1064
00:47:52,317 --> 00:47:54,664
because that means you are
the exact type of dudes

1065
00:47:54,768 --> 00:47:56,287
I'm looking to chat with.

1066
00:47:56,770 --> 00:47:58,082
What's that supposed to mean?

1067
00:47:58,772 --> 00:48:02,845
Well, you're participating in
illegal gambling, so, you know,

1068
00:48:02,949 --> 00:48:04,364
you know stuff
about criminality.

1069
00:48:04,571 --> 00:48:06,021
Hey, keep your voice down.

1070
00:48:06,538 --> 00:48:09,610
I'm looking for information
about a robbery.

1071
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:10,611
See that gu--

1072
00:48:11,164 --> 00:48:12,717
And Bill's asleep.

1073
00:48:13,097 --> 00:48:15,271
Anyways, he happens
to own a pharmacy

1074
00:48:15,375 --> 00:48:17,204
that got knocked off
the other night.

1075
00:48:17,377 --> 00:48:18,378
Pharmacy?

1076
00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:21,899
Crawford, it's your shot.

1077
00:48:22,416 --> 00:48:25,281
And can we get this rat terrier
out of here?

1078
00:48:25,385 --> 00:48:26,420
[laughter]

1079
00:48:26,524 --> 00:48:27,939
[June chuckles]

1080
00:48:28,043 --> 00:48:30,045
I'll have you know
that everyone in my life agrees,

1081
00:48:30,148 --> 00:48:32,495
if I were a dog,
I'd be a King Charles Cavalier.

1082
00:48:32,599 --> 00:48:34,428
So nice try.
But you embarrassed yourself.

1083
00:48:34,532 --> 00:48:38,605
And also, sir, how long have
you been an unemployed criminal?

1084
00:48:39,778 --> 00:48:41,056
Why are you recording this?

1085
00:48:41,159 --> 00:48:42,920
I do have a modest amount
of followers,

1086
00:48:43,023 --> 00:48:44,714
but they have
a lot of time on their hands.

1087
00:48:46,613 --> 00:48:47,441
Crawford, come on.

1088
00:48:48,304 --> 00:48:50,134
Hey, hey, come on.
Take it easy.

1089
00:48:50,997 --> 00:48:52,619
I'll tell you what you want.

1090
00:48:53,758 --> 00:48:55,070
What do you got?

1091
00:48:55,794 --> 00:48:58,211
Yeah, I heard about a few
break-ins at some places,

1092
00:48:58,314 --> 00:49:00,247
but I don't know anything
about who did it.

1093
00:49:00,592 --> 00:49:03,147
And I support pharmacies.
I'm pro drug.

1094
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:05,218
Yeah, I can tell
by those pupils.

1095
00:49:05,390 --> 00:49:07,392
This is because of
my anxiety, okay?

1096
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,154
If you're going to
post that, don't tag me.

1097
00:49:10,464 --> 00:49:11,776
My account's already
been suspended

1098
00:49:11,879 --> 00:49:13,709
twice for misinformation.

1099
00:49:14,330 --> 00:49:16,677
That's the least surprising
thing I've heard all day.

1100
00:49:16,781 --> 00:49:18,231
Look, I don't plan to post it,

1101
00:49:18,334 --> 00:49:20,958
but if I don't get what I need,
I certainly will.

1102
00:49:23,098 --> 00:49:25,272
All right.
You didn't hear it here, okay?

1103
00:49:28,206 --> 00:49:30,346
Might want to talk to
that girl across the street.

1104
00:49:30,450 --> 00:49:31,416
What girl?

1105
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:34,592
At the weed store.
She works the cash register.

1106
00:49:35,110 --> 00:49:37,112
[sighs]
I really don't love weed.

1107
00:49:37,215 --> 00:49:38,872
Or that you're passing me off
to someone else.

1108
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,287
But you're lucky.

1109
00:49:40,460 --> 00:49:42,772
I relate very well to girls
who work at cash registers.

1110
00:49:43,566 --> 00:49:44,636
So we're good?

1111
00:49:44,843 --> 00:49:46,052
We're amazing.

1112
00:49:46,569 --> 00:49:50,780
Oh, since we're good, maybe,
uh, give me a follow on Insta.

1113
00:49:51,919 --> 00:49:54,474
That's really embarrassing.

1114
00:49:56,545 --> 00:49:59,513
[Shane] So I eat the whole bar,
thinking it's just like

1115
00:49:59,617 --> 00:50:02,137
a Girl Scout candy bar
or some shit.

1116
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:03,448
And that was
the mushroom chocolate.

1117
00:50:03,552 --> 00:50:07,452
So I was tripping B-A-L-L-S.
Balls.

1118
00:50:07,556 --> 00:50:12,181
[chuckles] Damn.
All I do is smoke weed all day.

1119
00:50:12,285 --> 00:50:16,116
Yo, stop with this
fucking conversation.

1120
00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:18,256
Jenny, it's a weed store.

1121
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,088
Stupid conversation is
par for the course.

1122
00:50:22,191 --> 00:50:24,642
Ugh, God, it smells
in here, too.

1123
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,542
What's up? Welcome to Puffers.

1124
00:50:28,646 --> 00:50:30,199
Interested in
any of our pre-rolls?

1125
00:50:30,303 --> 00:50:32,719
Pre-rolls? Is that like
a buttered cinnamon thing?

1126
00:50:32,822 --> 00:50:34,272
We don't have cinnamon,

1127
00:50:34,376 --> 00:50:37,310
but we do have blueberry
and sour apple.

1128
00:50:37,413 --> 00:50:40,106
Can I ask you,
do you feel safe here?

1129
00:50:40,382 --> 00:50:42,832
Yeah. They cool.
That's Gary, the owner.

1130
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:48,286
-Okay.
-What's up? What you need?

1131
00:50:48,562 --> 00:50:53,878
Um, I'm looking for someone
or something.

1132
00:50:53,981 --> 00:50:56,398
We got flower, oil, edibles.

1133
00:50:56,501 --> 00:50:59,780
Oh, no, actually, uh, this guy
across the street told me

1134
00:50:59,884 --> 00:51:03,543
you might be the right person
to get the hot gossip from.

1135
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,545
Which dumbass told you that?

1136
00:51:05,855 --> 00:51:08,444
I'll never reveal my sources.
But it was Crawford.

1137
00:51:08,755 --> 00:51:10,170
Of course he did.

1138
00:51:10,274 --> 00:51:11,654
And he begged you
to follow him, too, right?

1139
00:51:11,827 --> 00:51:13,104
He did. It was cringe.

1140
00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:14,519
Wait. Who are you?

1141
00:51:14,726 --> 00:51:16,349
Sorry. Hi. I'm June.

1142
00:51:16,556 --> 00:51:17,936
It's really nice to meet you.

1143
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,628
June, what's up? I'm Jenny.

1144
00:51:19,835 --> 00:51:21,216
So, Jenny, do you know

1145
00:51:21,319 --> 00:51:24,529
anything about a pharmacy
robbery here in town?

1146
00:51:24,633 --> 00:51:27,532
And I'm cool.
I'm not like the cops.

1147
00:51:27,877 --> 00:51:30,673
I don't know about cool,
but you shady. I fuck with it.

1148
00:51:30,777 --> 00:51:32,675
Y'all heard anything
about a pharmacy getting robbed?

1149
00:51:32,848 --> 00:51:34,401
I don't watch the news.

1150
00:51:34,505 --> 00:51:37,163
All I'll do is smoke weed.
[coughs]

1151
00:51:38,025 --> 00:51:40,752
Now, when you say pharmacy,
do you mean dispensary?

1152
00:51:40,856 --> 00:51:45,171
Because in Europe, they actually
call dispensaries pharmacies.

1153
00:51:45,447 --> 00:51:47,138
We are not in France!

1154
00:51:47,242 --> 00:51:49,106
What the hell that got
to do with anything?

1155
00:51:49,209 --> 00:51:50,693
I can't keep up
with this conversation.

1156
00:51:50,797 --> 00:51:53,213
I do love baguettes and
French onion soup, but--

1157
00:51:53,317 --> 00:51:55,077
[Shane] Well, we can go
even deeper and

1158
00:51:55,181 --> 00:51:56,320
talk about how back in the day,

1159
00:51:56,423 --> 00:51:59,392
pharmacies stateside
used to be called drug stores.

1160
00:51:59,702 --> 00:52:01,152
And now there are stores
where you can buy drugs.

1161
00:52:01,256 --> 00:52:03,982
Oh, yo, it's a pull.
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck!

1162
00:52:04,086 --> 00:52:05,501
-Fuck, fuck!
-Get on the ground!

1163
00:52:05,605 --> 00:52:07,331
-Fuckin' move!
-Take it, take it, take it.

1164
00:52:07,434 --> 00:52:09,471
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Oh! Ha-ha.

1165
00:52:09,574 --> 00:52:12,267
I just want to say that
I didn't smoke any marijuana,

1166
00:52:12,370 --> 00:52:14,407
but I saw him do it.
Please arrest him.

1167
00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:16,443
You think we're fucking cops?!

1168
00:52:16,788 --> 00:52:20,067
We're the opposite of cops!
Robbers!

1169
00:52:20,344 --> 00:52:21,897
-[screams]
-Let's go, let's go, let's go.

1170
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,762
You see these? If I break them,
I'm gonna break yo ass.

1171
00:52:24,969 --> 00:52:26,108
[Shane] Yeah, cut her some
slack.

1172
00:52:26,212 --> 00:52:28,317
She gets so clumsy
with those things.

1173
00:52:28,421 --> 00:52:30,526
Dude, she's not gonna
bang you anytime soon.

1174
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:32,252
You don't know, man.
People kind of bond

1175
00:52:32,356 --> 00:52:33,529
over shared trauma.

1176
00:52:33,633 --> 00:52:34,841
Not this motherfucking time!

1177
00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:36,256
[man] Just keep putting
the money in the bag.

1178
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,879
-Weed.
-Whoa! What'd you say?

1179
00:52:38,983 --> 00:52:40,433
I said weed, bro.
That's all I do.

1180
00:52:40,536 --> 00:52:42,262
That's all I give a fuck about.
You got a problem?

1181
00:52:42,366 --> 00:52:43,643
Whoa, whoa!
What's with this guy?

1182
00:52:43,746 --> 00:52:45,610
Don't shoot him. There's
something wrong with him.

1183
00:52:45,714 --> 00:52:47,612
-Yeah. Weed.
-No, no, Gary's actually, like,

1184
00:52:47,716 --> 00:52:48,751
mad smart.

1185
00:52:48,855 --> 00:52:50,443
This dude invents stuff
all the time.

1186
00:52:50,546 --> 00:52:51,858
-What?
-Yeah, he made this thing

1187
00:52:51,961 --> 00:52:52,928
called the weed whacker.

1188
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:54,343
You could, like,
smoke out of it.

1189
00:52:54,447 --> 00:52:56,207
It was a bong meets
a Fleshlight.

1190
00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:58,830
You can light it,
and then you can ride it.

1191
00:52:59,141 --> 00:53:00,142
-Ugh.
-Puff, puff, smash.

1192
00:53:00,246 --> 00:53:01,764
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shark Dank.

1193
00:53:01,868 --> 00:53:03,801
This is taking way too long.
Come on, let's go.

1194
00:53:03,904 --> 00:53:04,871
[Jenny] Here! Damn!

1195
00:53:08,115 --> 00:53:10,601
Wait a second. I know you.

1196
00:53:11,740 --> 00:53:12,534
Owen?

1197
00:53:14,398 --> 00:53:17,194
Oh, shit. June?

1198
00:53:17,297 --> 00:53:19,092
Oh, my God,
you remember my name?

1199
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:20,369
You fucking know her?!

1200
00:53:20,956 --> 00:53:22,026
It's a long story.

1201
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:24,649
-Plot twist.
-I knew this bitch was shady.

1202
00:53:24,753 --> 00:53:26,893
Yeah.
We gotta take her with us.

1203
00:53:27,652 --> 00:53:30,034
Shit! She's--Yeah. You got to
come with us.

1204
00:53:30,137 --> 00:53:31,622
I'm sorry, I can't.

1205
00:53:31,725 --> 00:53:33,348
I have a plate at home
waiting under the sink for me.

1206
00:53:33,451 --> 00:53:35,246
Plate's got to wait.
Let's go, let's go.

1207
00:53:35,350 --> 00:53:36,799
-Don't fucking move!
-Whoa, whoa. No hero.

1208
00:53:36,903 --> 00:53:40,976
Thank you. Thank you so much.
We are very, very sorry.

1209
00:53:41,804 --> 00:53:42,943
This is all we know.

1210
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,224
You are so fucking useless.
You know that?

1211
00:53:47,327 --> 00:53:50,088
This is the third
time this week!

1212
00:53:50,192 --> 00:53:51,642
When are you going
to fire him?

1213
00:53:51,814 --> 00:53:52,815
Weed.

1214
00:53:53,609 --> 00:53:54,576
Thursday.

1215
00:53:54,679 --> 00:53:56,509
[dramatic music]

1216
00:53:56,612 --> 00:53:57,303
Come on.

1217
00:53:57,786 --> 00:53:59,063
What do you mean
it's a long story?

1218
00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:00,789
It's a long story.

1219
00:54:00,892 --> 00:54:02,273
Are you on apps again?

1220
00:54:02,756 --> 00:54:04,655
No, and I would never
tell you that.

1221
00:54:04,965 --> 00:54:06,277
I was about to go live.

1222
00:54:06,381 --> 00:54:07,658
Yeah, that's why
I took it off you.

1223
00:54:07,761 --> 00:54:09,556
-Okay, but where are we going?
-For a little drive.

1224
00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:11,178
Well, my friend Bill,
he's across the street still.

1225
00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:12,456
He'll be fine. Get in.

1226
00:54:12,559 --> 00:54:14,285
[June] Whoa! This is a cool car.

1227
00:54:14,389 --> 00:54:16,391
You know, I really need
to sell my car.

1228
00:54:16,494 --> 00:54:17,702
Have you guys used CarMax? Ow!

1229
00:54:17,806 --> 00:54:19,428
-Oh, my God, get in the car.
-Oh, my God.

1230
00:54:19,532 --> 00:54:20,636
I heard it's good.

1231
00:54:20,740 --> 00:54:22,017
-Drive.
-[June shrieks]

1232
00:54:22,362 --> 00:54:23,915
[man]
Yo, yo, who the fuck is this?

1233
00:54:24,019 --> 00:54:25,607
Hi. I'm June.

1234
00:54:25,814 --> 00:54:26,815
Why are you here?

1235
00:54:26,918 --> 00:54:28,610
It's Owen's new girlfriend,
apparently.

1236
00:54:28,713 --> 00:54:30,232
-Max, don't start.
-Oh, my God. Did he say that?

1237
00:54:30,336 --> 00:54:31,647
-Did you say that?
-No, I didn't.

1238
00:54:31,751 --> 00:54:34,201
No, you recognized--She
recognized me in the dispensary.

1239
00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:35,548
Sorry, I have this thing
where whenever I see

1240
00:54:35,651 --> 00:54:37,826
a hot guy's hands,
I never forget them.

1241
00:54:37,929 --> 00:54:40,346
-Wait. You know this bitch?
-[Owen] Just drive, JD.

1242
00:54:40,449 --> 00:54:42,486
Wait a second.
Did you just call me a bitch?

1243
00:54:42,589 --> 00:54:45,247
I've been telling you,
you can't use that word anymore.

1244
00:54:45,351 --> 00:54:47,353
-Fuck off!
-Everyone shut up!

1245
00:54:47,974 --> 00:54:49,562
Yo, what are we
supposed to do now, man?

1246
00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:51,667
[Owen] The plan stays the same.
It's not changing.

1247
00:54:51,771 --> 00:54:53,635
We're still going back to base.

1248
00:54:53,738 --> 00:54:56,810
[June] Oh, my God, is the plan
to sell me into sex slavery?

1249
00:55:06,855 --> 00:55:09,582
What? They're made
out of buckwheat.

1250
00:55:09,789 --> 00:55:13,033
You think buckwheat cancels out
all the maple syrup you used?

1251
00:55:13,137 --> 00:55:14,966
That's a stupid
amount of sugar.

1252
00:55:15,070 --> 00:55:17,969
Sugar is related to, like,
so many diseases.

1253
00:55:18,073 --> 00:55:19,419
You didn't know this?

1254
00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:22,180
Wait. Side note.
Have you guys tried the popcorn

1255
00:55:22,284 --> 00:55:24,838
at that scary place across
the street from the weed store?

1256
00:55:24,942 --> 00:55:27,324
They use a lot of salt,
and I think they're actually

1257
00:55:27,427 --> 00:55:28,980
using a really good,
high quality oil.

1258
00:55:29,740 --> 00:55:30,741
I approve.

1259
00:55:30,982 --> 00:55:32,881
-What is she talking about?
-No, that's--that's facts.

1260
00:55:32,984 --> 00:55:34,192
Dante's is hella salty.

1261
00:55:34,296 --> 00:55:35,090
Thank you.

1262
00:55:35,193 --> 00:55:36,125
Just like you.

1263
00:55:37,817 --> 00:55:38,818
I'm just playing.

1264
00:55:38,921 --> 00:55:40,923
Anybody who could destroy
a stack of pancakes

1265
00:55:41,027 --> 00:55:42,028
like that is cool with me.

1266
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,996
June, serious note.

1267
00:55:45,618 --> 00:55:47,896
You're not going to
rat us out, are you?

1268
00:55:48,655 --> 00:55:52,452
Well, if I'm being honest,
at first, I was really scared.

1269
00:55:52,556 --> 00:55:54,247
But now, as far as
I'm concerned,

1270
00:55:54,351 --> 00:55:56,145
you guys are just hot
Uber drivers.

1271
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,493
So you're not pissed

1272
00:55:58,596 --> 00:56:01,806
that we stuck a gun
in your face and kidnapped you?

1273
00:56:01,910 --> 00:56:04,740
Why are you talking quiet?
Are we all talking quiet now?

1274
00:56:05,983 --> 00:56:08,365
Aare--are you going to
tell anyone what we did?

1275
00:56:08,468 --> 00:56:11,022
Oh, no. You guys saved me.

1276
00:56:11,126 --> 00:56:12,610
That weed store
shouldn't be in business.

1277
00:56:12,714 --> 00:56:14,163
That guy Gary, ugh.

1278
00:56:16,096 --> 00:56:17,063
I believe her.

1279
00:56:19,341 --> 00:56:20,377
Same.

1280
00:56:24,553 --> 00:56:25,761
Yeah. Me too.

1281
00:56:26,313 --> 00:56:28,419
Yes!
I'm honestly just so glad

1282
00:56:28,523 --> 00:56:30,525
now I know who robbed
the pharmacy.

1283
00:56:32,665 --> 00:56:33,631
What's she talking about?

1284
00:56:33,735 --> 00:56:35,530
June, that was a dispensary.

1285
00:56:35,633 --> 00:56:38,015
Oh, my God, now you're
like the annoying weed people.

1286
00:56:38,118 --> 00:56:41,536
It's not a pharmacy because
weed comes from the ground,

1287
00:56:41,639 --> 00:56:44,435
so it's not really drugs,
and blah, blah, blah.

1288
00:56:44,539 --> 00:56:45,816
See, that's that sugar high
I was talking about.

1289
00:56:45,988 --> 00:56:47,576
Crash incoming.

1290
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,648
June, are you talking about
the pharmacy where you work?

1291
00:56:50,959 --> 00:56:52,270
Yeah. What?

1292
00:56:52,857 --> 00:56:55,101
Oh, my God, are you trying to
say this is all

1293
00:56:55,204 --> 00:56:56,413
some sort of a coincidence?

1294
00:56:56,516 --> 00:56:58,242
[Owen] Wait, what
is a coincidence?

1295
00:56:58,622 --> 00:57:01,763
The pharmacy robbery,
and then the weed store robbery.

1296
00:57:02,039 --> 00:57:03,109
That was all you guys.

1297
00:57:03,212 --> 00:57:04,593
-Oh.
-Chill, chill.

1298
00:57:04,697 --> 00:57:06,008
[Owen] Do you want
to maybe just...

1299
00:57:06,112 --> 00:57:07,734
[whispering] Yeah. Sorry.
That was all you guys, right?

1300
00:57:07,838 --> 00:57:10,461
Look, if we robbed a pharmacy,
we would be proud of that.

1301
00:57:10,565 --> 00:57:11,911
That would be
a huge step up for us.

1302
00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:14,879
-[JD] That'd be a flex.
-June, we didn't rob

1303
00:57:14,983 --> 00:57:16,812
the pharmacy.
You know that, right?

1304
00:57:16,916 --> 00:57:18,538
Relax. I'm not going to turn
you in for that either.

1305
00:57:18,642 --> 00:57:20,057
I don't care.
I just need to make sure

1306
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,334
that Bill's name is cleared

1307
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:22,715
so he can get
his insurance money.

1308
00:57:22,818 --> 00:57:24,579
Okay? Can I please
have my phone now? Thank you.

1309
00:57:24,682 --> 00:57:27,271
-No. Definitely not. No.
-We're not stupid, June.

1310
00:57:27,374 --> 00:57:28,721
-We're smart as fuck.
-Yeah.

1311
00:57:28,824 --> 00:57:30,516
I just ate a plate full
of food in front of three men.

1312
00:57:30,619 --> 00:57:32,138
I'm gonna need
to check my teeth.

1313
00:57:32,621 --> 00:57:33,622
Let me see.

1314
00:57:37,557 --> 00:57:38,800
-Yeah. You're fine.
-Thank you.

1315
00:57:38,972 --> 00:57:40,698
What the fuck is this
cute shit?

1316
00:57:40,802 --> 00:57:42,010
How long are we gonna
stay here for?

1317
00:57:42,113 --> 00:57:44,530
Not much longer, okay?
Just relax.

1318
00:57:44,806 --> 00:57:46,290
What's everyone gonna
get for dessert?

1319
00:57:46,393 --> 00:57:47,740
-Jesus Christ!
-Dessert after pancakes.

1320
00:57:47,843 --> 00:57:49,293
This bitch got
a sweet tooth on her.

1321
00:57:49,396 --> 00:57:51,744
-[Max] Okay. Hello, diabetes.
-You just had dessert.

1322
00:57:51,847 --> 00:57:54,919
I'm sorry I didn't eat
before I got kidnapped.

1323
00:57:56,058 --> 00:57:58,060
[upbeat music]

1324
00:57:59,993 --> 00:58:02,340
[JD] I mean, some people say
a gluten free diet

1325
00:58:02,444 --> 00:58:03,963
is actually worse for you.

1326
00:58:05,274 --> 00:58:06,275
[June] That's not true.

1327
00:58:08,105 --> 00:58:09,727
[JD] Home sweet home.

1328
00:58:09,831 --> 00:58:12,143
[Max] Yeah, make yourself
comfortable.

1329
00:58:13,386 --> 00:58:15,388
My mom would love
to tell you guys

1330
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:18,874
how to clean this place
and then just clean it herself.

1331
00:58:19,668 --> 00:58:20,427
Want a beer, June?

1332
00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:21,912
No, thanks. I don't drink.

1333
00:58:22,153 --> 00:58:24,259
Do you have a problem
or something, or...?

1334
00:58:24,362 --> 00:58:26,641
No, I just don't drink.
I've never tried alcohol.

1335
00:58:28,366 --> 00:58:29,402
How is that even possible?

1336
00:58:29,644 --> 00:58:30,576
Yeah. You weird as fuck.

1337
00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:33,302
Yeah. No shit. I'm weird.
Okay?

1338
00:58:33,406 --> 00:58:36,236
I'm weird. My parents are weird.
My face is misshapen.

1339
00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:38,756
My leg hair grows way too fast.
Don't look at it right now.

1340
00:58:38,860 --> 00:58:40,620
And, yes, I cheated
my way through school,

1341
00:58:40,724 --> 00:58:42,311
and I didn't really
learn anything.

1342
00:58:42,484 --> 00:58:43,312
Now we all know each other.

1343
00:58:44,590 --> 00:58:46,246
I got a weird ass face, too.

1344
00:58:46,937 --> 00:58:47,558
True.

1345
00:58:47,869 --> 00:58:49,215
Guess I'll drink
both of these.

1346
00:58:49,664 --> 00:58:51,320
Maybe you have a problem.

1347
00:58:52,252 --> 00:58:53,322
Count it, JD.

1348
00:58:56,015 --> 00:58:57,534
[chuckles]

1349
00:58:57,982 --> 00:59:00,053
Okay, wait, so he just, like,
tells you guys what to do,

1350
00:59:00,157 --> 00:59:01,261
and then you do it?

1351
00:59:01,365 --> 00:59:03,885
That's like a little sad, right?

1352
00:59:03,988 --> 00:59:06,301
I don't think it's sad.
You know, because we're a crew.

1353
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,648
We're best friends, and we each
have individual jobs.

1354
00:59:08,752 --> 00:59:11,340
It's like, I'm the enforcer,
the muscle.

1355
00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:13,895
I'm the muscle, too.

1356
00:59:13,998 --> 00:59:16,449
I just drive because
I'm the only one with a license.

1357
00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:18,209
Yeah, and you did
a great job tonight.

1358
00:59:18,313 --> 00:59:19,486
He was awesome.

1359
00:59:19,728 --> 00:59:22,766
Okay, wait. This is fun.
What am I? Damsel in distress?

1360
00:59:23,111 --> 00:59:25,907
[Owen] June, get in here,
please.

1361
00:59:26,010 --> 00:59:27,080
Okay.

1362
00:59:28,116 --> 00:59:29,117
Keep counting.

1363
00:59:31,050 --> 00:59:33,535
Hey, do you think it's sad
that we gotta count the money?

1364
00:59:33,742 --> 00:59:35,226
Dude, don't let her
get inside your head.

1365
00:59:35,917 --> 00:59:39,368
Not in my head. This is
my favorite part of the job.

1366
00:59:44,546 --> 00:59:46,203
Oh my God,
are we about to have sex?

1367
00:59:46,306 --> 00:59:49,344
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1368
00:59:49,931 --> 00:59:52,623
Well, you invited me
into your bedroom.

1369
00:59:52,934 --> 00:59:55,074
This is not my bedroom at all.

1370
00:59:55,177 --> 00:59:57,870
No, relax. This is just a place
we can lay low for a minute.

1371
00:59:58,595 --> 00:59:59,906
It's nothing permanent,

1372
01:00:00,010 --> 01:00:01,390
so it's no big deal
you know about it.

1373
01:00:02,875 --> 01:00:04,601
I'm gonna drop you off
at the next check point.

1374
01:00:04,704 --> 01:00:06,257
Sit down. Please.
You're making me really nervous.

1375
01:00:09,191 --> 01:00:13,057
I bet I can guess, like,
everything about you.

1376
01:00:13,161 --> 01:00:13,817
Oh, yeah?

1377
01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:17,234
I bet you played sports.

1378
01:00:17,337 --> 01:00:18,994
Every guy played sports.

1379
01:00:21,238 --> 01:00:22,308
Baseball.

1380
01:00:24,310 --> 01:00:25,276
Why'd you quit?

1381
01:00:27,278 --> 01:00:28,763
Well, do you have any idea
how hard it is

1382
01:00:28,866 --> 01:00:29,971
to get into the big leagues?

1383
01:00:30,074 --> 01:00:32,007
No, I hate sports.
They're boring.

1384
01:00:33,181 --> 01:00:34,320
Yeah. Me too.

1385
01:00:34,561 --> 01:00:36,736
-Really?
-Yeah.

1386
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,255
I only did it
because my dad wanted me to.

1387
01:00:38,669 --> 01:00:41,810
And, uh, he's dead now, so...

1388
01:00:43,501 --> 01:00:46,573
Sorry. Uh. I don't know.

1389
01:00:47,402 --> 01:00:50,992
My mom and dad make me do stuff
I don't want to do all the time.

1390
01:00:51,199 --> 01:00:56,204
God. Doing laundry,
getting my hair cut, washing it.

1391
01:00:56,514 --> 01:00:58,206
Feeding parking meters.

1392
01:00:59,966 --> 01:01:03,211
Yeah, anyway, I dropped out
of community college,

1393
01:01:03,314 --> 01:01:05,420
and everything
kind of went wrong, so...

1394
01:01:05,523 --> 01:01:08,837
Yeah, I...I can see that.

1395
01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:12,669
[sighs] Oh, none taken.

1396
01:01:15,223 --> 01:01:17,052
So, what about you?
What's your story?

1397
01:01:18,157 --> 01:01:20,090
Oh. Uh, nothing.

1398
01:01:20,193 --> 01:01:23,680
I mean, I'm not out here
robbing pharmacies.

1399
01:01:24,508 --> 01:01:25,854
Dispensaries.

1400
01:01:25,958 --> 01:01:29,064
I'm just like a totally cool,
normal girl.

1401
01:01:30,548 --> 01:01:32,171
Let me guess. You're single.

1402
01:01:32,516 --> 01:01:34,345
I'm between relationships.

1403
01:01:35,243 --> 01:01:36,382
Oh, yeah.

1404
01:01:38,867 --> 01:01:42,802
Yeah. Uh, he dumped me
a couple of years ago, amicably.

1405
01:01:43,078 --> 01:01:46,254
And now he's engaged
to someone else.

1406
01:01:47,738 --> 01:01:49,084
Well, that's messed up.

1407
01:01:51,328 --> 01:01:52,743
You're definitely odd.

1408
01:01:53,571 --> 01:01:55,056
You seem like a nice person.

1409
01:01:55,919 --> 01:01:57,990
-Really?
-Yeah.

1410
01:01:58,093 --> 01:02:00,337
That's really sweet
of you to say.

1411
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,995
It actually is so sweet,

1412
01:02:03,305 --> 01:02:07,551
it reminds me of my favorite
candy bar, which is a Twix.

1413
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,174
You like Twix? That's crazy.

1414
01:02:10,278 --> 01:02:13,074
I love Twix. They're like
my favorite candy bar, too.

1415
01:02:13,246 --> 01:02:16,733
Oh, my God,
what a coincidence.

1416
01:02:17,319 --> 01:02:21,876
You know, it's almost like
the universe just has us

1417
01:02:21,979 --> 01:02:25,189
bumping into each other
for some sort of reason.

1418
01:02:26,466 --> 01:02:29,538
[synth music playing]

1419
01:02:44,312 --> 01:02:45,692
[doorbell rings]

1420
01:02:45,796 --> 01:02:46,832
[Owen] Hi, baby.

1421
01:02:48,523 --> 01:02:50,836
So sorry I spent more than
five minutes away from you.

1422
01:02:50,939 --> 01:02:53,597
That's okay, darling,
as long as I always

1423
01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:55,806
have your location on my phone.

1424
01:02:58,015 --> 01:03:00,259
[music continues]

1425
01:03:01,501 --> 01:03:04,988
[inaudible dialogue]

1426
01:03:06,472 --> 01:03:08,957
Push!

1427
01:03:09,682 --> 01:03:11,339
Dude, what the fuck?!

1428
01:03:11,580 --> 01:03:13,548
Jonathan, get out of my fantasy!

1429
01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:14,894
You think I wanna be
in your fantasy?

1430
01:03:14,998 --> 01:03:15,930
This fucking sucks!

1431
01:03:16,551 --> 01:03:18,656
Push! Come on, June.

1432
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,486
Push! Big push!

1433
01:03:20,589 --> 01:03:24,870
-Ah!
-[all screaming]

1434
01:03:26,526 --> 01:03:28,425
[music continues]

1435
01:03:31,946 --> 01:03:34,189
[June] Oh, my Gosh.

1436
01:03:35,466 --> 01:03:37,503
She's so beautiful.

1437
01:03:37,883 --> 01:03:39,677
[Owen] Yeah,
she is so beautiful.

1438
01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:41,196
She's not as pretty
as me, though.

1439
01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:42,853
No, no.

1440
01:03:42,957 --> 01:03:44,821
-Oh. Look at you go.
-Yes, come to Mommy.

1441
01:03:44,924 --> 01:03:47,720
Look at you go.
Look at those baby steppy-steps.

1442
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:53,415
♪ Happy birthday to you

1443
01:03:53,519 --> 01:03:54,934
[blowers buzzing]

1444
01:03:55,038 --> 01:03:56,936
-Good job!
-Yay, baby!

1445
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,282
You got all five.

1446
01:03:58,386 --> 01:03:59,249
[applause]

1447
01:03:59,352 --> 01:04:00,284
-[June] That's my baby.
-We love you!

1448
01:04:00,388 --> 01:04:00,975
Whoo!

1449
01:04:01,527 --> 01:04:02,908
June, June?

1450
01:04:05,255 --> 01:04:06,187
You chill?

1451
01:04:07,050 --> 01:04:09,259
Um, I'm feeling a little faint.

1452
01:04:09,707 --> 01:04:11,330
Do you guys have any snacks?

1453
01:04:12,193 --> 01:04:13,090
[officer] Put your hands up!

1454
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:17,508
Hands in the air now!
Hands in the air now!

1455
01:04:17,612 --> 01:04:19,510
More robbers?!

1456
01:04:20,408 --> 01:04:21,478
Yeah.

1457
01:04:24,688 --> 01:04:26,414
Ooh, much better this time.

1458
01:04:26,690 --> 01:04:28,071
It's the same exact coffee.

1459
01:04:28,934 --> 01:04:30,832
Mm-hmm. I could also see that.

1460
01:04:31,143 --> 01:04:35,354
So, you have a knack
for getting mixed up

1461
01:04:35,457 --> 01:04:36,942
in grand larcenies?

1462
01:04:37,183 --> 01:04:39,392
If you mean I have a knack
for playing the victim,

1463
01:04:39,496 --> 01:04:40,324
then you'd be correct.

1464
01:04:40,428 --> 01:04:42,050
Because I was cast
as Blanche Dubois

1465
01:04:42,154 --> 01:04:45,467
as a first year repertory
student in theater class.

1466
01:04:45,571 --> 01:04:46,779
Very rare.

1467
01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:47,987
-No one gives a shit.
-Oh, my God.

1468
01:04:48,298 --> 01:04:50,748
June, help us out here.

1469
01:04:50,852 --> 01:04:52,474
Help us to understand, June.

1470
01:04:52,578 --> 01:04:56,168
[David] The arresting officers
said that it looked as though

1471
01:04:56,271 --> 01:04:58,239
you and one of the suspects

1472
01:04:58,342 --> 01:05:02,588
were about to have sex in front
of the two other suspects.

1473
01:05:02,691 --> 01:05:04,210
Really? They said that?

1474
01:05:04,555 --> 01:05:06,143
Why didn't you put up
much of a fight?

1475
01:05:06,247 --> 01:05:08,835
I mean, I get it, he's hot,
but...

1476
01:05:09,008 --> 01:05:11,114
Well, A, I'm not
exactly John Wick,

1477
01:05:11,217 --> 01:05:13,185
and, B, I'm friends with Owen,
and he told me

1478
01:05:13,288 --> 01:05:15,014
he was going to let me go.

1479
01:05:15,118 --> 01:05:17,637
Yeah, just how well
do you know Owen?

1480
01:05:18,155 --> 01:05:20,088
I've technically only
known him for a day.

1481
01:05:20,399 --> 01:05:23,781
We met at the pharmacy, and then
I ran into him at the pot store.

1482
01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:26,888
Then we had
this kind of wild night.

1483
01:05:27,164 --> 01:05:29,235
It was fun to be carefree,
off my phone.

1484
01:05:29,339 --> 01:05:31,168
Which, by the way,
when can I get that back?

1485
01:05:31,272 --> 01:05:33,481
June Squad needs these updates.

1486
01:05:33,791 --> 01:05:40,005
So you met Owen, who just robbed
the dispensary you were in,

1487
01:05:40,902 --> 01:05:42,352
at the pharmacy
where you work?

1488
01:05:42,524 --> 01:05:44,526
-Mm-hmm.
-Which was also robbed.

1489
01:05:45,596 --> 01:05:47,460
Yeah, I know it sounds bad,
but I asked Owen

1490
01:05:47,564 --> 01:05:49,566
if he did our robbery,
and he said no.

1491
01:05:49,669 --> 01:05:52,189
Oh, well, if he said
he had nothing to do with it...

1492
01:05:52,293 --> 01:05:53,501
-That's that.
-...then what are we

1493
01:05:53,604 --> 01:05:54,847
even doing here?
I haven't had lunch.

1494
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:55,917
We should probably just go.

1495
01:05:56,021 --> 01:05:57,367
You guys are really judgy.

1496
01:05:57,470 --> 01:05:59,058
Maybe if you'd be
a little more open minded,

1497
01:05:59,162 --> 01:06:00,991
you would have apprehended
someone by now.

1498
01:06:01,095 --> 01:06:02,579
Telling us how
to do our job, huh?

1499
01:06:04,650 --> 01:06:08,067
Owen McEvoy is building up
quite the sheet

1500
01:06:08,171 --> 01:06:09,758
for someone his age.

1501
01:06:13,141 --> 01:06:15,212
That's actually a really
good picture of him.

1502
01:06:16,179 --> 01:06:19,009
God, mugshots are so sexy.

1503
01:06:19,216 --> 01:06:21,701
Can I do, like, a novelty
souvenir one before I go?

1504
01:06:21,805 --> 01:06:23,531
What do your parents think of
a guy like this?

1505
01:06:23,634 --> 01:06:24,635
Do they approve of him?

1506
01:06:24,739 --> 01:06:26,913
Not that I care,
but they haven't met him yet.

1507
01:06:27,086 --> 01:06:29,019
Oh, don't worry, they will.

1508
01:06:29,295 --> 01:06:31,021
-What do you mean?
-Oh, they're on their way

1509
01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:32,436
down here right now.
That's what I mean by that.

1510
01:06:32,609 --> 01:06:34,714
-Why?
-Because we called them, June.

1511
01:06:34,818 --> 01:06:37,303
And I can't wait to tell them
all the details of this case.

1512
01:06:37,407 --> 01:06:39,581
Like how their daughter
appears to be a pothead

1513
01:06:39,685 --> 01:06:43,413
who's cavorting all over town
with a known thief

1514
01:06:43,516 --> 01:06:47,210
and conspired to rob
her workplace with him.

1515
01:06:47,313 --> 01:06:48,866
I wasn't cavorting with him.

1516
01:06:48,970 --> 01:06:50,420
I don't even know
what that word means,

1517
01:06:50,523 --> 01:06:52,284
so I definitely wasn't doing it.

1518
01:06:52,387 --> 01:06:54,527
I told you,
I met him at the pharmacy,

1519
01:06:54,631 --> 01:06:57,910
and then I ran into him
at the disgusting pot store,

1520
01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,601
and I just noticed him
right away

1521
01:06:59,705 --> 01:07:01,741
because I never forget a face
that makes me hot and ready.

1522
01:07:01,845 --> 01:07:03,398
Hot and ready?
What the hell does that mean?

1523
01:07:03,502 --> 01:07:05,607
-Yeah.
-Well, I don't like

1524
01:07:05,711 --> 01:07:08,093
the word "horny," so I say
hot and ready instead

1525
01:07:08,196 --> 01:07:10,716
because it sounds cuter
and it reminds me of pizza.

1526
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:15,445
Okay, so you were just doing

1527
01:07:15,548 --> 01:07:17,792
a little marijuana
shopping, then?

1528
01:07:17,895 --> 01:07:20,726
I told you I was conducting
a private investigation.

1529
01:07:20,829 --> 01:07:23,384
But you're not licensed
to do that, Miss Fine.

1530
01:07:23,487 --> 01:07:29,217
Then Owen, the man you
randomly met at your workplace,

1531
01:07:29,528 --> 01:07:33,394
holds up the place that you're
in and then takes you hostage.

1532
01:07:33,704 --> 01:07:36,673
You expect us to believe
that this is all coincidence?

1533
01:07:36,776 --> 01:07:38,468
Do you think we're stupid?

1534
01:07:38,571 --> 01:07:40,780
You're the common
denominator here, June.

1535
01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,541
I know it's wild,

1536
01:07:42,644 --> 01:07:44,991
and it would be one hell
of a Datelineepisode.

1537
01:07:45,371 --> 01:07:47,132
Oh, my God, the poor man
that ends up with her.

1538
01:07:47,235 --> 01:07:48,374
Excuse me?

1539
01:07:48,685 --> 01:07:50,307
What were you doing
at Dante's bar?

1540
01:07:50,411 --> 01:07:51,446
Is it a crime to be there?

1541
01:07:51,550 --> 01:07:52,999
[Justine] No,
it's a free country,

1542
01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:55,933
but a lot of unsavory characters
hang around that place, June.

1543
01:07:56,037 --> 01:07:58,591
Maybe you met a guy
named Crawford.

1544
01:07:58,695 --> 01:08:00,973
He's got a few priors
under his belt.

1545
01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,526
I don't remember.

1546
01:08:02,630 --> 01:08:04,770
The popcorn tasted good.
That's all I know.

1547
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,497
We both know that your

1548
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:10,051
deadbeat dad
hangs out there, June.

1549
01:08:10,155 --> 01:08:12,467
He's got a bit of a problem,
doesn't he, June?

1550
01:08:12,674 --> 01:08:14,020
Don't be mean, okay?

1551
01:08:14,124 --> 01:08:16,471
I'm the only one who's allowed
to make fun of my dad's disease.

1552
01:08:16,575 --> 01:08:18,197
[Justine] So answer
the question.

1553
01:08:18,301 --> 01:08:20,406
What were you doing
at Dante's Bar?

1554
01:08:20,613 --> 01:08:22,546
Somebody has to
get justice for Bill.

1555
01:08:22,650 --> 01:08:24,514
Oh, that would look so cute
on a T-shirt.

1556
01:08:24,617 --> 01:08:28,828
June, you are not
a police officer.

1557
01:08:29,484 --> 01:08:31,831
When are you going to get that
through your thick,

1558
01:08:31,935 --> 01:08:34,006
entitled millennial skull?

1559
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,974
It is so embarrassing to say
the "M" word

1560
01:08:37,078 --> 01:08:39,529
and especially
adding "thicc" in the mix.

1561
01:08:39,632 --> 01:08:41,807
Ew, I hate you.

1562
01:08:41,979 --> 01:08:43,360
Well, we hate you back.

1563
01:08:45,776 --> 01:08:46,605
Can I take this home?

1564
01:08:46,708 --> 01:08:47,433
-No.
-No, you cannot.

1565
01:08:59,928 --> 01:09:02,931
[hip hop music plays]

1566
01:09:03,898 --> 01:09:04,830
[music stops]

1567
01:09:04,933 --> 01:09:06,556
I am not listening
to that crap right now.

1568
01:09:06,659 --> 01:09:07,729
Why not?

1569
01:09:07,833 --> 01:09:09,559
We just had to pick
you up at jail!

1570
01:09:09,662 --> 01:09:12,217
Well, actually,
it was the police station.

1571
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:15,185
You know, I was hanging out
with a cute guy.

1572
01:09:15,289 --> 01:09:18,084
I thought maybe my family
would be happy for me.

1573
01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:19,258
What?

1574
01:09:19,707 --> 01:09:22,572
Do you realize how strong
your grandchildren's genetics

1575
01:09:22,675 --> 01:09:26,196
would be if I breed with
a hot criminal?

1576
01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:27,922
The police showed
us his picture.

1577
01:09:28,025 --> 01:09:29,613
Strong jaw. I like that.

1578
01:09:29,717 --> 01:09:32,892
Jonathan, I hope you're learning
from your sister's mistakes.

1579
01:09:32,996 --> 01:09:36,413
Deffo, Dad. Uh, you're wild
out of pocket, sis.

1580
01:09:36,517 --> 01:09:37,621
Mom, tell him to shut up.

1581
01:09:37,725 --> 01:09:39,278
-Shh.
-[Arnold] You know, I can't even

1582
01:09:39,382 --> 01:09:41,522
understand what he's saying
90 percent of the time.

1583
01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:44,145
But I would rather have
a jive turkey for a son

1584
01:09:44,249 --> 01:09:45,940
than a jailbird for a daughter.

1585
01:09:46,043 --> 01:09:47,424
Mm-hmm. Got your white ass.

1586
01:09:47,528 --> 01:09:49,115
Can you both
just calm down, please?

1587
01:09:49,219 --> 01:09:50,358
She's been through something.

1588
01:09:50,703 --> 01:09:54,086
Hey, June, uh,
did you lez out in the joint?

1589
01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:55,708
Why do you care, freak?

1590
01:09:55,812 --> 01:09:59,574
June, even if you did,
we still love you.

1591
01:09:59,885 --> 01:10:02,957
You go into the bar,
ask a bunch of stupid questions.

1592
01:10:03,060 --> 01:10:05,028
You bring up
my personal business.

1593
01:10:05,131 --> 01:10:06,788
You could have
gotten yourself hurt.

1594
01:10:06,892 --> 01:10:10,413
These bookies don't mess around.
They don't like attention.

1595
01:10:11,414 --> 01:10:13,692
They're going to be
all over my ass now.

1596
01:10:14,382 --> 01:10:16,488
Mom, is there still a plate
for me under the sink?

1597
01:10:16,591 --> 01:10:18,766
Oh, yes, I put it in the back
of the refrigerator

1598
01:10:18,869 --> 01:10:19,905
just before we left.

1599
01:10:20,008 --> 01:10:21,769
Stay out of that bar.

1600
01:10:21,872 --> 01:10:25,669
Let that be my thing.
Just let that be a dad place.

1601
01:10:25,842 --> 01:10:27,499
Yo, pass the Oxford?

1602
01:10:27,602 --> 01:10:29,708
No, because dad said no music.

1603
01:10:29,811 --> 01:10:31,192
Pass him the cord.

1604
01:10:31,434 --> 01:10:33,608
Ha-ha! Thanks, brother.

1605
01:10:34,954 --> 01:10:36,266
You're being punished.

1606
01:10:38,130 --> 01:10:40,822
[dance music plays]

1607
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,279
I can't believe
after all that's happened,

1608
01:10:49,383 --> 01:10:52,075
you're still thinking
about Davey.

1609
01:10:52,178 --> 01:10:53,628
Why do you do that to yourself?

1610
01:10:53,801 --> 01:10:56,838
Move on already.
Take some time if you need it.

1611
01:10:57,114 --> 01:10:58,219
Can it be paid leave?

1612
01:10:58,323 --> 01:11:00,325
I heard the insurance payout
was good.

1613
01:11:00,428 --> 01:11:02,327
I'm not gonna lie. It was.

1614
01:11:02,775 --> 01:11:04,260
Maybe we can figure
something out.

1615
01:11:05,088 --> 01:11:07,677
No. It's okay.
I don't need special treatment.

1616
01:11:07,780 --> 01:11:09,886
So, what do you want
from me, June?

1617
01:11:10,058 --> 01:11:12,509
I don't know.
You're kind of like a doctor.

1618
01:11:12,613 --> 01:11:14,270
Maybe just tell me what to do.

1619
01:11:14,546 --> 01:11:17,031
Okay, so first off,
Davey is basically married,

1620
01:11:17,238 --> 01:11:19,102
and you're not going to
get back together with him,

1621
01:11:19,205 --> 01:11:20,690
so stop thinking about it.

1622
01:11:20,862 --> 01:11:25,108
Secondly, maybe get a therapist,
and possibly more than one.

1623
01:11:25,453 --> 01:11:28,560
Right, right. Okay.
But like, on the other hand,

1624
01:11:28,663 --> 01:11:30,562
what if I just face
my problems head-on

1625
01:11:30,665 --> 01:11:32,736
and I go and I talk
to Davey myself?

1626
01:11:33,012 --> 01:11:35,670
Are you listening to me?
Stop thinking about it.

1627
01:11:37,845 --> 01:11:39,433
I thought you said the guy
that kidnapped you was cool.

1628
01:11:39,536 --> 01:11:40,434
What was his name?

1629
01:11:40,986 --> 01:11:42,090
Owen.

1630
01:11:42,367 --> 01:11:44,369
[Bill] Owen. What about him?

1631
01:11:44,955 --> 01:11:47,958
Mm, he drinks beer
and smokes pot.

1632
01:11:48,062 --> 01:11:49,719
So what?
It's legal to do both.

1633
01:11:49,822 --> 01:11:51,962
I mean, we did have
a surprisingly good amount

1634
01:11:52,066 --> 01:11:55,000
of chemistry,
but I worry it wouldn't be there

1635
01:11:55,103 --> 01:11:57,761
if we were in
a non-high pressure situation.

1636
01:11:57,865 --> 01:12:00,074
You'll literally do anything
not to move on from Davey.

1637
01:12:00,177 --> 01:12:01,869
I mean, there's no need
to throw the baby out

1638
01:12:01,972 --> 01:12:02,870
with the bath water.

1639
01:12:02,973 --> 01:12:04,112
Stop saying stuff like that,
all right?

1640
01:12:04,216 --> 01:12:05,148
You don't know what it means.

1641
01:12:05,459 --> 01:12:06,391
That might be true.

1642
01:12:07,288 --> 01:12:09,014
I'm sorry
I didn't catch the thief.

1643
01:12:09,463 --> 01:12:11,430
And I'm sorry
those dumb detectives

1644
01:12:11,534 --> 01:12:14,778
just closed the case
with no suspects.

1645
01:12:14,882 --> 01:12:17,263
It's fine.
The policy covered everything.

1646
01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:18,472
It's better than ever.

1647
01:12:19,438 --> 01:12:20,750
Okay, good.

1648
01:12:20,853 --> 01:12:22,717
I almost want to thank
whoever did it.

1649
01:12:22,993 --> 01:12:24,616
They're probably having
sex somewhere, though.

1650
01:12:24,719 --> 01:12:27,550
Why are you fantasizing
about the robbers' sex life?

1651
01:12:27,653 --> 01:12:30,829
I'm not fantasizing about it.
They got all the Valtrex.

1652
01:12:30,932 --> 01:12:33,107
They got more of that
than the Adderall and the Xanax.

1653
01:12:33,210 --> 01:12:34,764
Ew, weird.

1654
01:12:34,867 --> 01:12:37,629
Thank you for trying,
though, June. I appreciate it.

1655
01:12:40,217 --> 01:12:43,151
You're right. I did try.

1656
01:12:43,255 --> 01:12:45,153
[upbeat music]

1657
01:12:47,915 --> 01:12:49,641
I'm gonna get another one
before my break's over.

1658
01:12:50,538 --> 01:12:51,953
I don't think you should.

1659
01:12:53,196 --> 01:12:55,750
Okay. You're right. I won't.

1660
01:12:55,992 --> 01:12:57,027
This is good enough.

1661
01:12:58,719 --> 01:13:00,617
I have something I want
to get off my chest.

1662
01:13:00,962 --> 01:13:03,309
That's going to be a lot of
plucking, from what I've heard.

1663
01:13:03,724 --> 01:13:05,070
You told her
about my nipple hair?

1664
01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:06,658
I didn't tell--

1665
01:13:06,761 --> 01:13:08,936
No. That's something
I heard through the grapevine.

1666
01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:11,179
Oh, cool.
Are you like a wine aunt?

1667
01:13:12,526 --> 01:13:14,459
Can I talk to you privately?

1668
01:13:14,562 --> 01:13:15,943
Anything you want to say to me,

1669
01:13:16,046 --> 01:13:18,635
you can say in front
of my fiancée.

1670
01:13:18,808 --> 01:13:21,914
Okay, fine. In fact, I think
everybody should hear this.

1671
01:13:26,056 --> 01:13:27,472
[feedback screeches]

1672
01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:29,197
[Davey groans]

1673
01:13:31,165 --> 01:13:33,892
[feedback screeches]

1674
01:13:33,995 --> 01:13:36,308
I'm a loser. I know.

1675
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:37,620
Good.

1676
01:13:37,723 --> 01:13:40,070
And your little Facebook group
is right about me.

1677
01:13:40,174 --> 01:13:41,796
I have no life.

1678
01:13:42,970 --> 01:13:45,869
I'm scared.
I'm obsessed with you.

1679
01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:49,494
I have no aspirations,
no dreams, no hobbies.

1680
01:13:49,597 --> 01:13:52,082
And I'm very bored, basically.

1681
01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:55,223
And you know what?
It's not my parents fault.

1682
01:13:55,327 --> 01:13:56,535
And it's not your fault.

1683
01:13:58,295 --> 01:13:59,227
It's mine.

1684
01:14:00,850 --> 01:14:01,954
What?

1685
01:14:02,058 --> 01:14:03,853
And just because
I took your virginity--

1686
01:14:03,956 --> 01:14:05,268
[Kelly] David, please tell me
that's not true.

1687
01:14:05,371 --> 01:14:06,234
-It's not.
-Right out here

1688
01:14:06,338 --> 01:14:07,581
in this parking lot.

1689
01:14:07,684 --> 01:14:09,410
-That is disgusting.
-It's not true.

1690
01:14:09,514 --> 01:14:10,791
-I don't know--
-That's disgusting.

1691
01:14:10,894 --> 01:14:12,655
And just because we both love
eating cheeseburgers

1692
01:14:12,758 --> 01:14:14,173
three or four nights a week,

1693
01:14:14,277 --> 01:14:17,211
that doesn't necessarily mean
that we're soulmates.

1694
01:14:17,694 --> 01:14:20,973
So I have decided
that we should not be together.

1695
01:14:21,940 --> 01:14:24,045
-Oh.
-[June] And you guys are free.

1696
01:14:24,736 --> 01:14:26,807
You're free to go off
and get married

1697
01:14:26,910 --> 01:14:30,983
and be happy and have
your fully Gentile children.

1698
01:14:31,087 --> 01:14:33,261
I'm not going to
stalk you anymore.

1699
01:14:35,091 --> 01:14:36,126
Thank you, June.

1700
01:14:36,610 --> 01:14:39,129
What did you ever see
in this psycho?

1701
01:14:39,233 --> 01:14:40,476
[whispers] Just--just let it go.

1702
01:14:40,579 --> 01:14:42,270
For the record,
you're both losers, too.

1703
01:14:42,374 --> 01:14:43,858
You're just busier than me.

1704
01:14:44,652 --> 01:14:46,585
Take a fry for the road.

1705
01:14:48,622 --> 01:14:51,072
[upbeat marching band music]

1706
01:15:05,121 --> 01:15:06,743
[slurping]

1707
01:15:07,054 --> 01:15:09,574
I'm sorry I got us
banned from Freddy's,

1708
01:15:09,677 --> 01:15:12,715
but at least Nicole
comped our last meal.

1709
01:15:13,923 --> 01:15:17,927
What exactly is your problem?
Why are you like this?

1710
01:15:18,099 --> 01:15:20,067
Hm, I wonder.

1711
01:15:20,930 --> 01:15:23,311
Are you saying it's our fault,
that we're to blame?

1712
01:15:23,415 --> 01:15:24,520
Well, that's not fair.

1713
01:15:24,623 --> 01:15:25,866
Your mother and I
did not teach you

1714
01:15:25,969 --> 01:15:27,764
-to behave like this.
-I certainly didn't.

1715
01:15:27,868 --> 01:15:29,421
No, well, I think you guys
did a great job

1716
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,492
raising my ratchet sister.

1717
01:15:31,596 --> 01:15:33,736
I'm not ratchet. Okay?
She started it.

1718
01:15:33,908 --> 01:15:38,326
Oh, June, you got a...uh...

1719
01:15:39,017 --> 01:15:39,983
in your hair.

1720
01:15:40,087 --> 01:15:42,503
Oh, I don't want to have
to shampoo tonight.

1721
01:15:42,814 --> 01:15:44,643
Oh, yeah. You got something.

1722
01:15:44,747 --> 01:15:45,886
[Marla] Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, Jonathan.

1723
01:15:45,989 --> 01:15:46,921
No!

1724
01:15:47,025 --> 01:15:48,336
-Leave her alone.
-Sorry, Mom.

1725
01:15:50,028 --> 01:15:54,135
You know, I thought maybe
you guys would be proud of me.

1726
01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:56,068
Oh, we're proud of you
for fighting in public

1727
01:15:56,172 --> 01:15:58,174
and getting us 86'd
from our favorite burger place.

1728
01:15:58,277 --> 01:15:59,589
Thanks a lot.

1729
01:15:59,693 --> 01:16:01,108
I bet Davey's upset.

1730
01:16:01,211 --> 01:16:02,937
I bet he is, too,
because I told him

1731
01:16:03,041 --> 01:16:05,077
I'm not interested
in him anymore.

1732
01:16:07,908 --> 01:16:10,358
Is that true? Really?

1733
01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:14,052
You're lucky no one
called the cops.

1734
01:16:14,466 --> 01:16:16,572
You know, you could use
vinegar to get the grease out.

1735
01:16:16,675 --> 01:16:18,228
You wouldn't even
need the shampoo.

1736
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:19,885
Thanks, Mom.

1737
01:16:19,989 --> 01:16:22,301
Man, this crime family
is bumming me the fuck out.

1738
01:16:23,682 --> 01:16:25,166
Guys, the only way
I can calm down right now

1739
01:16:25,270 --> 01:16:27,997
is if we listen
to some lo-fi chill beats.

1740
01:16:28,169 --> 01:16:30,275
[chill music]

1741
01:16:31,345 --> 01:16:35,142
[panting]

1742
01:16:39,629 --> 01:16:41,666
Come on. It's your turn.

1743
01:16:42,563 --> 01:16:44,634
Babe, we've gone over this.

1744
01:16:44,738 --> 01:16:46,636
I'm the brains.
You're the brawn.

1745
01:16:46,740 --> 01:16:48,534
That means you do
what I say while I sit here

1746
01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:49,812
and look cute, remember?

1747
01:16:51,814 --> 01:16:54,989
[Owen] Wow, you're so ruthless.

1748
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:58,752
I know.
Now give me a forehead kiss.

1749
01:17:08,071 --> 01:17:10,384
You know, it's not even
a maximum security prison,

1750
01:17:10,487 --> 01:17:12,455
so it's kind of chill.

1751
01:17:12,558 --> 01:17:14,077
He even gets to keep
his own magazines.

1752
01:17:15,492 --> 01:17:16,390
Are you gonna visit him?

1753
01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:18,219
They don't allow
conjugal visits,

1754
01:17:18,323 --> 01:17:20,394
so I'll probably just wait out
the 14 months.

1755
01:17:20,497 --> 01:17:21,878
Very progressive of you

1756
01:17:21,982 --> 01:17:23,431
to even consider
dating a known felon.

1757
01:17:24,260 --> 01:17:25,330
I know.

1758
01:17:25,882 --> 01:17:28,057
It's kind of wild,
but ever since we got robbed,

1759
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:31,267
I just want to stay
out of my comfort zone.

1760
01:17:31,819 --> 01:17:33,821
How do your parents feel
about the possibility?

1761
01:17:34,546 --> 01:17:36,997
Um, they're happy, you know,

1762
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:40,414
as long as I'm not
talking about...you know who.

1763
01:17:40,517 --> 01:17:42,105
Your whole family's evolved.

1764
01:17:42,450 --> 01:17:44,798
Well, everyone except
my brother. He's still a loser.

1765
01:17:45,350 --> 01:17:48,456
Right. Are you going to move
out and get your own place now?

1766
01:17:49,423 --> 01:17:52,909
Mm, no, but I could see myself

1767
01:17:53,013 --> 01:17:55,187
getting off their phone plan
eventually.

1768
01:17:56,948 --> 01:17:58,432
Oh, I messed it up.

1769
01:17:58,535 --> 01:17:59,536
Start over.

1770
01:17:59,847 --> 01:18:01,469
[sighs] Okay.

1771
01:18:02,436 --> 01:18:07,061
One, two, three...

1772
01:18:07,579 --> 01:18:11,031
[gentle music]

1773
01:18:23,802 --> 01:18:26,702
[man talking indistinctly
on television]

1774
01:18:28,048 --> 01:18:28,980
Hungry?

1775
01:18:31,223 --> 01:18:31,948
Sure.

1776
01:18:32,052 --> 01:18:33,363
[Television turns off]

1777
01:18:33,674 --> 01:18:35,503
[gentle music]

1778
01:18:51,209 --> 01:18:53,245
I'm sorry I went
to your gambling bar.

1779
01:18:54,419 --> 01:18:57,491
It's fine. I think they
all kind of fear me now.

1780
01:18:58,319 --> 01:18:59,079
In a good way.

1781
01:18:59,562 --> 01:19:01,875
Oh. Cool.

1782
01:19:03,669 --> 01:19:07,812
So you definitely didn't rob
the pharmacy to, like,

1783
01:19:07,915 --> 01:19:09,572
pay off a bookie
or something, right?

1784
01:19:10,055 --> 01:19:11,954
-What?
-It's fine if you did.

1785
01:19:12,057 --> 01:19:13,058
I won't tell anyone.

1786
01:19:13,403 --> 01:19:14,819
I mean, I'll probably
blackmail you

1787
01:19:14,922 --> 01:19:16,786
into buying me a new car, but--

1788
01:19:16,993 --> 01:19:20,445
Why would I rob the only
place my daughter can get a job?

1789
01:19:20,548 --> 01:19:24,242
I don't know, it doesn't seem
that far-fetched to me.

1790
01:19:25,105 --> 01:19:27,624
[sighs] I've just been racking
my brain over and over again

1791
01:19:27,728 --> 01:19:28,971
trying to figure this out.

1792
01:19:29,454 --> 01:19:30,558
[sighs]

1793
01:19:32,388 --> 01:19:35,356
First of all,
I can tell you this.

1794
01:19:35,805 --> 01:19:39,602
That the simplest explanation
is usually the correct one.

1795
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:43,917
And secondly,
I'm up with all my bookies.

1796
01:19:44,020 --> 01:19:48,128
I don't owe anyone shit,
especially not my kid.

1797
01:19:48,714 --> 01:19:50,578
Does Mom know
about your winnings?

1798
01:19:52,684 --> 01:19:55,342
You're good. All right.

1799
01:19:59,208 --> 01:20:01,003
It's been a while since
I gave you any allowance.

1800
01:20:05,317 --> 01:20:07,423
I'm gonna go get some more milk.

1801
01:20:14,568 --> 01:20:16,846
[television turns on]

1802
01:20:18,227 --> 01:20:21,506
All I'm saying is,
I think Dad might be up.

1803
01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:22,645
You should check with him.

1804
01:20:22,748 --> 01:20:25,268
Junebug, if I was really
concerned about

1805
01:20:25,372 --> 01:20:27,063
your father's gambling,
I wouldn't have married him.

1806
01:20:28,237 --> 01:20:28,824
Whatever.

1807
01:20:28,927 --> 01:20:30,687
[Marla] No, no. Please continue.

1808
01:20:30,791 --> 01:20:32,379
Who else would you like
to tattle on?

1809
01:20:32,482 --> 01:20:34,622
I wish I had something
to tattle on Jonathan for

1810
01:20:34,726 --> 01:20:36,452
'cause I hate him.

1811
01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:39,420
[Marla] You know,
Jonathan is not a stooge.

1812
01:20:39,524 --> 01:20:42,734
He's capable of a lot more
than you give him credit for.

1813
01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:45,047
I mean, I'm not saying
he's a mastermind

1814
01:20:45,150 --> 01:20:48,774
or that he's got
some proclivity for genius.

1815
01:20:48,878 --> 01:20:52,088
No, but there is something
about him that's very clever.

1816
01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:55,471
Something that people
don't really see on the surface.

1817
01:20:55,574 --> 01:20:59,302
They're blinded by his language
and his shenanigans, I suppose.

1818
01:20:59,406 --> 01:21:00,925
[dialogue muffling]
No, as a child, he had a way

1819
01:21:01,028 --> 01:21:03,617
to kind of feel
out the situation,

1820
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:06,792
get what he wanted out of it
without anyone even knowing.

1821
01:21:07,207 --> 01:21:09,416
Now, you, on the other hand,
you know,

1822
01:21:10,106 --> 01:21:14,110
I see myself in you,
but more around the age of five.

1823
01:21:16,285 --> 01:21:18,356
[Johnathon] Yo, uh,
you're in my space.

1824
01:21:18,459 --> 01:21:19,598
Get out of here.

1825
01:21:25,501 --> 01:21:27,952
Do you have anything you want
to say to me?

1826
01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:30,092
[Johnathon] Uh, yeah.
Get out of my room.

1827
01:21:31,369 --> 01:21:32,370
Why'd you do it?

1828
01:21:33,060 --> 01:21:34,372
[Johnathon scoffs]

1829
01:21:34,475 --> 01:21:36,822
Uh, I didn't touch your stupid
fucking cupcake, okay?

1830
01:21:36,926 --> 01:21:38,410
I don't even know
the combination.

1831
01:21:38,514 --> 01:21:41,241
And you never will.
But let's stay on topic.

1832
01:21:41,966 --> 01:21:44,037
Why did you rob my pharmacy?

1833
01:21:44,140 --> 01:21:45,107
[Johnathon] Um...

1834
01:21:47,937 --> 01:21:52,562
Uh, yeah. Right. Why would I--
Yeah. Why would I do that?

1835
01:21:53,218 --> 01:21:54,392
Oh, okay. No worries.

1836
01:21:54,495 --> 01:21:56,049
I'm just gonna go tell
Mom and Dad

1837
01:21:56,152 --> 01:21:58,327
that you stole Xanax
and Adderall from my workplace.

1838
01:21:58,430 --> 01:22:02,779
Wait. Uh, okay. It's--
It's not what it looks like.

1839
01:22:02,883 --> 01:22:03,884
All right?

1840
01:22:04,298 --> 01:22:06,404
Help me understand, Jonathan.

1841
01:22:06,852 --> 01:22:09,062
It's hard to talk about.

1842
01:22:09,165 --> 01:22:11,305
If you have a problem,
we can get you help.

1843
01:22:12,824 --> 01:22:14,584
It's not something you can fix.

1844
01:22:14,688 --> 01:22:16,621
It's like permanent.

1845
01:22:17,173 --> 01:22:20,004
I'm sure everyone who does
drugs feels like that.

1846
01:22:20,314 --> 01:22:23,214
No, I sold
the Xanax and Adderall.

1847
01:22:23,317 --> 01:22:26,251
Okay? I just took those
to throw the cops off.

1848
01:22:26,355 --> 01:22:29,358
I know you're a drug head.
Stop lying to me.

1849
01:22:29,461 --> 01:22:32,361
What are you talking about?
I just smoke weed.

1850
01:22:32,464 --> 01:22:33,914
It's legal, June.

1851
01:22:34,294 --> 01:22:37,780
Okay, so if this is all some
big ploy to throw off the cops,

1852
01:22:37,883 --> 01:22:39,057
why did you rob us?

1853
01:22:39,161 --> 01:22:41,128
For what? The Valtrex?

1854
01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:44,373
Uh...yeah.

1855
01:22:44,476 --> 01:22:46,444
What? That for people
who have herpes.

1856
01:22:47,341 --> 01:22:48,135
Mm-hmm.

1857
01:22:51,828 --> 01:22:53,761
Someone had sex with you?

1858
01:22:53,865 --> 01:22:56,730
Ew! How? Who?

1859
01:22:56,833 --> 01:23:00,665
I don't know, I mean,
my DMs are popping right now.

1860
01:23:00,768 --> 01:23:02,701
I don't know, I think it was
maybe this one girl.

1861
01:23:02,805 --> 01:23:05,773
She, like, lives in the back
of a pet store.

1862
01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:09,639
Ugh, Mom was right.

1863
01:23:11,503 --> 01:23:13,885
Why didn't you just call
Dr. Weisman?

1864
01:23:14,506 --> 01:23:16,163
I mean, he could have
prescribed the shit,

1865
01:23:16,267 --> 01:23:18,338
but then he would have
told Mom and Dad.

1866
01:23:18,579 --> 01:23:19,718
So?

1867
01:23:20,133 --> 01:23:21,306
I'm not like you, June.

1868
01:23:21,410 --> 01:23:23,550
I don't have to share
everything with them.

1869
01:23:23,653 --> 01:23:25,034
All my sicknesses.

1870
01:23:25,310 --> 01:23:26,553
You know. Me out here.

1871
01:23:26,656 --> 01:23:28,693
Fair.
We're different in that way.

1872
01:23:29,970 --> 01:23:32,214
I gotta hand it to you.
I'm impressed.

1873
01:23:32,317 --> 01:23:36,770
You had sex with a person,
and you robbed my pharmacy

1874
01:23:36,873 --> 01:23:38,220
and got away with it.
Well played.

1875
01:23:38,323 --> 01:23:39,876
[Johnathon] Well, thank you.
I mean, it was mostly

1876
01:23:39,980 --> 01:23:41,568
YouTube tutorials
at the end of the day,

1877
01:23:41,671 --> 01:23:43,535
but, look, I'm impressed
with you because,

1878
01:23:43,639 --> 01:23:47,091
I mean, it's cool
you cracked the case.

1879
01:23:47,194 --> 01:23:48,161
That's amazing.

1880
01:23:48,471 --> 01:23:49,300
Thank you.

1881
01:23:49,403 --> 01:23:52,199
However, you caused
a lot of pain

1882
01:23:52,303 --> 01:23:55,582
and suffering for Bill and me,
especially for me.

1883
01:23:56,272 --> 01:23:59,931
Okay, that's...that's my bad.
But you're not--

1884
01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:01,484
You're not going to tell
Mom and Dad, right?

1885
01:24:01,657 --> 01:24:03,003
I don't have to.

1886
01:24:03,107 --> 01:24:06,179
As long as you commit right now
to being my servant for a year.

1887
01:24:08,595 --> 01:24:12,495
Okay. Fine. Yes. Great.
Yeah, I'll do that.

1888
01:24:12,599 --> 01:24:14,946
You have to like and share
every June Squad post,

1889
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,258
including my live streams.

1890
01:24:16,361 --> 01:24:17,983
Okay. Come on. Seriously?

1891
01:24:18,432 --> 01:24:22,126
Okay. Okay. Yes. Yeah.
Great. Yes. Okay, fine.

1892
01:24:22,229 --> 01:24:23,851
Pleasure doing
business with you.

1893
01:24:29,271 --> 01:24:31,721
You can consider me
your parole officer.

1894
01:24:32,343 --> 01:24:34,793
I take my breakfast cereal
with oat milk.

1895
01:24:37,244 --> 01:24:40,592
I have a PO?
That's kind of hard.

1896
01:24:43,975 --> 01:24:46,288
Yeah, I know.

1897
01:24:47,461 --> 01:24:49,705
Yeah, honestly, the last
few days have been crazy,

1898
01:24:50,188 --> 01:24:52,294
but also kind of fun.
I don't know.

1899
01:24:52,397 --> 01:24:54,537
-[cellphone chimes]
-Oh, my God, thank you.

1900
01:24:55,262 --> 01:24:57,644
Yeah, weirdly, solving crimes
has been really good

1901
01:24:57,747 --> 01:24:59,508
for my complexion.

1902
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:00,819
Maybe take a screenshot.

1903
01:25:02,407 --> 01:25:03,408
[cellphone chimes]

1904
01:25:03,512 --> 01:25:06,653
Um, yeah, I would say
I learned a lot.

1905
01:25:07,378 --> 01:25:12,037
Um, I learned a lot
about my mom and dad. Right?

1906
01:25:12,383 --> 01:25:14,902
I learned way too much
about my little brother.

1907
01:25:15,938 --> 01:25:17,871
I learned about my ex-boyfriend.

1908
01:25:18,320 --> 01:25:21,288
I learned Dr. Weisman
is still a freak.

1909
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:22,669
[cellphone chimes]

1910
01:25:22,772 --> 01:25:24,981
Oh, my God. Wait.
You guys are right.

1911
01:25:25,982 --> 01:25:28,502
That is the first time I've ever
called him my ex-boyfriend.

1912
01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:32,265
Oh, my God. [laughs]

1913
01:25:32,955 --> 01:25:34,301
You know what?

1914
01:25:34,612 --> 01:25:37,822
I'm gonna go celebrate
my newfound emotional maturity.

1915
01:25:38,374 --> 01:25:39,755
How's that sound?

1916
01:25:40,273 --> 01:25:41,929
All right. Bye, June Squad.
I love you guys.

1917
01:25:44,656 --> 01:25:45,933
[cellphone chimes]

1918
01:25:50,283 --> 01:25:52,457
[gentle music]

1919
01:26:10,889 --> 01:26:12,477
[chiming, whooshing]

1920
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,313
Let's do this.

1921
01:26:24,109 --> 01:26:25,594
[gasps]

1922
01:26:27,009 --> 01:26:28,286
That's so good!

1923
01:26:30,219 --> 01:26:31,531
I knew you wouldn't be stale.

1924
01:26:32,014 --> 01:26:34,844
[bassy music]

1925
01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:37,813
Okay. Maybe a little stale.

1926
01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:38,986
It's okay.

1927
01:26:45,130 --> 01:26:47,478
♪ Fuck it,
I got money on my mind ♪

1928
01:26:47,581 --> 01:26:49,204
♪ Diamonds sweet in my Patek

1929
01:26:49,307 --> 01:26:51,136
♪ It don't even tell the time

1930
01:26:51,654 --> 01:26:54,174
♪ Fuck it, is you deaf,
or is you blind? ♪

1931
01:26:54,278 --> 01:26:55,451
♪ I ain't going nowhere yet

1932
01:26:55,555 --> 01:26:57,281
♪ I'ma stay here for a while

1933
01:26:57,971 --> 01:26:59,938
♪ Spotlight, bitch

1934
01:27:00,042 --> 01:27:01,181
♪ I'm in the spotlight, bitch

1935
01:27:01,285 --> 01:27:02,700
♪ Talking that shit

1936
01:27:02,803 --> 01:27:04,322
♪ Still out here getting rich

1937
01:27:04,426 --> 01:27:06,324
♪ Y'all bitches be messy,
messy ♪

1938
01:27:06,428 --> 01:27:07,877
♪ Don't ever come test me,
test me ♪

1939
01:27:07,981 --> 01:27:09,258
♪ Online you so lovey dovey

1940
01:27:09,362 --> 01:27:11,053
♪ But your babydad text me,
text me ♪

1941
01:27:11,156 --> 01:27:14,505
♪ Now point at the baddest
bitch out worldwide ♪

1942
01:27:14,608 --> 01:27:16,438
♪ I'ma problem,
hoes they know what I'm about ♪

1943
01:27:16,541 --> 01:27:18,785
♪ Any side, yeah,
I'm known from east to west ♪

1944
01:27:18,888 --> 01:27:19,820
♪ And north to south

1945
01:27:20,062 --> 01:27:21,270
♪ Careful how you say my name ♪

1946
01:27:21,374 --> 01:27:23,134
♪ 'Cause that shit coming
back around ♪

1947
01:27:23,514 --> 01:27:25,826
♪ I go bad on the beat,
sweet bon appetit ♪

1948
01:27:26,310 --> 01:27:28,139
♪ Ain't no fucking with me ♪

1949
01:27:28,243 --> 01:27:29,485
♪ Lil baddie a beast

1950
01:27:30,072 --> 01:27:31,176
♪ I don't need your critique ♪

1951
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,730
♪ Go suck on a bleep

1952
01:27:33,455 --> 01:27:35,871
♪ Little beat beat bitch,
I'm the shit ♪

1953
01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:38,943
♪ Fuck it,
I got money on my mind ♪

1954
01:27:39,046 --> 01:27:40,324
♪ Diamonds sweet in my Patek

1955
01:27:40,427 --> 01:27:42,222
♪ It don't even tell the time

1956
01:27:42,774 --> 01:27:45,225
♪ Fuck it, is you deaf,
or is you blind? ♪

1957
01:27:45,329 --> 01:27:46,640
♪ I ain't going nowhere yet

1958
01:27:46,744 --> 01:27:48,642
♪ I'ma stay here for a while

1959
01:27:48,815 --> 01:27:53,060
[The Voidz's "All The Same"
plays]

1960
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:53,017
[music continues]

1961
01:29:49,660 --> 01:29:52,766
[music continues]

1962
01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:52,964
[music continues]