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GRANADERO APARTMENT BUILDING
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MAY HE REST IN PEACE
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{\an8}ELISEO OMAR BASURTO
R.I.P.
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Are you okay?
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Can you explain
this ridiculous spectacle
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of parading the dead man
before the building with all that pomp,
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like he was the Pope
or the Prince of Sanculo?
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Well, it was his wish.
What's bothering you?
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Nothing.
I just think it's tacky, that's all.
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Anyway, it's over.
He's in supers' heaven by now.
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When you die, do as you please.
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Now finish getting dressed.
We have to go to the cemetery.
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What for? He won't know.
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It'll do you good.
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♪ melancholic music ♪
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To close the cycle.
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There he goes.
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♪ opening theme ♪
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THE BOSS 4
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{\an8}♪ soft music ♪
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{\an8}IN LOVING MEMORY
OF ELISEO OMAR BASURTO
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{\an8}Eliseo Omar Basurto
was born on April 26, 1962,
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on a bright Thursday,
in the city of Cañuelas.
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The son of Don Eladio Basurto
and Doña Estefanía Roncoli,
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he had a wonderful childhood
with his sister Teresita,
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back in a time when children
could play carefree on the sidewalk.
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After finishing high school,
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he took his first steps
as a doorman's assistant
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in a building in Parque Chacabuco,
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where he learned the trade
and found his true calling.
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Then, in May 1992,
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young Eliseo was appointed
superintendent
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at the striking brutalist tower
at Granadero Arizmendi 1630.
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Eliseo was there for the building's
most crucial moments,
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like when he stopped a thief
known as "Spider-Man"
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trying to break
into the first floor,
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or when he saved the building's
savings during the "corralito."
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But without a doubt,
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his most heroic act
was rescuing a redheaded boy
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trapped in a fire.
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Even so,
he had to endure hard times,
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like the many schemes
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devised to remove him
from command of his ship
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and build a lavish rooftop pool
of dubious taste.
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Attacks that contributed,
one way or another,
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to the terrible illness that culminated
in his untimely death.
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Even so,
we'll remember him as he wished,
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with a radiant smile.
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Farewell, captain!
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{\an8}Well...
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{\an8}before we continue
with the ceremony,
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{\an8}I want to remind you
that we have here
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{\an8}a beautiful portrait
of the deceased.
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{\an8}His final wish was
for this portrait
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{\an8}to hang in the building lobby
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{\an8}where he served his post.
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{\an8}What do you mean,
in the building lobby?
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{\an8}- Sorry?
- Yes?
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{\an8}Mr. Basurto wished for his image
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{\an8}to remain in the place
where he spent
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{\an8}the last 33 years of his life.
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{\an8}All right, I understand,
but it isn't that simple.
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{\an8}It's a major decorating decision
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{\an8}to be decreed just like that
by a dead man.
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{\an8}- Matías.
- It should be put to a vote.
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{\an8}That's right. There should be
a duly convened assembly
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{\an8}and majority approval.
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{\an8}My friend's body
hasn't even been buried,
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{\an8}and you're already arguing
over this nonsense?
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{\an8}Sorry, but if nobody wants it,
I'll take it with me.
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{\an8}It'll be my pleasure to keep it.
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{\an8}I said keep it, not hang it.
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{\an8}Excuse me, could we leave
that matter for the proper time?
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Let's continue
with the ceremony, please.
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Right...
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Another request from Mr. Basurto
is that everyone, freely,
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say a few words.
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And I quote verbatim:
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"I wish for you to speak
with complete sincerity.
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{\an8}There's no need to idealize me
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{\an8}or soften my mistakes,
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{\an8}just remember me honestly."
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{\an8}Well,
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{\an8}would anyone like to begin?
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{\an8}Excuse me.
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{\an8}Well, let me introduce myself:
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{\an8}I'm Clarita, Eliseo's ex-wife.
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{\an8}Sorry, you're Clarita?
My Aunt Clarita?
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{\an8}No, I'm nobody's aunt.
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{\an8}I split from Eliseo
over 30 years ago.
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{\an8}My uncle said you broke
your neck on an escalator.
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{\an8}To me, he said
you got hit by an armored truck.
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{\an8}To me, he said a rock split your head open
while you were horseback riding.
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{\an8}To me, he said you died at sea,
happily riding a banana boat.
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{\an8}He said you were killed
in a bank-jugging robbery.
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{\an8}To me, he said an AC motor
crushed you.
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{\an8}To me, a puma attacked you
in Baritú National Park.
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{\an8}That you caught fire
from a space heater.
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{\an8}Kissing bug bite.
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{\an8}Fibrodysplasia ossificans
progressiva.
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{\an8}All right, we get it.
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{\an8}♪ comic music ♪
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{\an8}Of course he lied like that
because he was...
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deeply hurt when I left him.
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I mean...
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despite the conflicts
of any marriage,
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we never had...
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Uh... a good sex life.
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Something we did manage to fix
over time.
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Uh... I mean...
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I mean...
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Dear Eliseo...
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Want me to read it?
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"Dear Eliseo,
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you taught me
to look into your blue eyes
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with fear of being disapproved,
never measuring up to you.
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Your death frees me
from a backpack full of bricks,
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and I finally feel capable
of forging my own path."
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You made me relapse
into crime, Uncle.
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It is so hard for me to leave
this path of self-destruction.
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I stole two wallets today.
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Two. I just can't help it.
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It's stronger than me.
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He died alone, poor thing.
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Now it's your turn to go through
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the loss part. Hmm?
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I'd like to offer you some tools
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so you can process grief
in harmony.
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It would be three sessions
on the building's Zoom.
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You screwed me over
with the company.
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I burned a million on you.
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Now I've got empowered superintendents,
full of courage,
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they all turned into managers
and are getting smart.
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Are they feeling their oats now?
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Then I realized that
to deal with people like that,
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you need a team leader like you.
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♪ Eliseo is gone ♪
♪ The king of this building ♪
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♪ A life devoted to one trade ♪
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♪ And those who sold him out before ♪
♪ Today say nothing at all ♪
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♪ Today they come and cry ♪
♪ With bitter faces ♪
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♪ He kept things perfect ♪
♪ Through heat and cold ♪
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♪ He knew who paid ♪
♪ And who was in debt ♪
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♪ A lobby sage, a god of control ♪
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♪ But he never managed ♪
♪ To be given love ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, to be given love! ♪
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Very good, very good.
Thank you very much.
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Beautiful. Thank you very much.
Very good, very good.
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- Rest in peace, Eliseo.
- Please.
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You used me to stop them
from building that shitty pool.
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We had one beautiful,
unforgettable night together.
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You made me feel
like a teenager.
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And afterward,
you never rang my bell again.
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♪ comic music ♪
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I had so many nightmares
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where you stare at me
from the edge of my bed,
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smiling without saying a word.
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And I can't even move.
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I even ended up...
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wetting the bed.
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You made me lose a beautiful,
healthy relationship with a woman
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far above my usual standard.
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Because
of one indiscretion... Well, two.
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Even though I considered you
a brilliant mind,
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I had to rethink my own
competence as a professional.
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The crisis I had was so huge
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that I quit everything...
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and formed a jazz fusion band
with two friends.
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We play every Tuesday at 11 p.m.
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at El Hortondo bar,
in Colegiales.
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I'll leave some flyers,
in case anyone wants to go.
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You don't talk
about other people's bodies.
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And you masculinized
my partner, Eliseo.
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You said she had
the same haircut as me.
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That is mockery
in very poor taste.
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And if you want to know,
it's transphobic.
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What goes around comes around.
Remember I told you that?
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Look who's alive
and who's dead.
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Bastard, you ruined my life!
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I lost my home,
I shut down the foundation
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- afraid you'd expose me.
- Please...
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So... today I celebrate your death!
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- Bastard!
- Remove her, please.
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- Bastard!
- Calm down.
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- Remove her, please.
- I ended up like this because of you!
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Eczema!
I got eczema all over my body!
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Who uses a minor
to pretend he's trapped
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in the middle of a fire
that he himself started
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just to rescue him
and play the hero?
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Only someone very, very sick.
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And to think he hit on me
with such clumsiness...
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It was very awkward.
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Uh...
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I never understood...
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why you were such a bastard to me
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when I really...
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Well, I never did anything to you.
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I just wanted...
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a pool, one lousy pool,
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to swim in the morning
and lower my cholesterol.
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Any lowlife has a pool,
don't they?
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Even an inflatable one.
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But I even got to the point
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of wondering whether...
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it really was my fault
that you treated me that way.
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But no.
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Now I get it.
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You were...
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truly a huge bastard.
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Well...
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I see the wish
was fulfilled splendidly,
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especially in terms of "sincerity."
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Now we will proceed
with transferring the deceased
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to his final resting place.
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For that we need the assistance
of six people to carry the casket.
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These six people were previously
designated by Mr. Basurto, and they are:
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Crespo, Basurto Maximiliano...
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Yes, me.
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...Campana, Miguel Aníbal...
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...Gómez Pascual...
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...Garrido, Ángel Fabián...
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- Montelongo, María Clara...
- Me.
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...Zambrano, Matías.
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Mm.
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Please, come forward.
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Three on each side.
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Very good.
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Carefully and respectfully,
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let us proceed.
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♪ comic music ♪
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Oh, I made it just in time.
Sorry I'm late.
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I was at a baptism.
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That's life,
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death, all in the same day.
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But here we are.
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- Come on, quick, I have a wedding.
- You got it wrong, Father.
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- This is a very secular ceremony.
- No, I called him.
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I know Eliseo wasn't religious,
but I wouldn't be at peace with myself
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- if I didn't intercede for him.
- Come on, come on.
248
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I invite you all to pray
the Act of Contrition for Eliseo.
249
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:18,625
One moment, Father.
May God forgive me,
250
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,875
but my friend Eliseo
would never allow this.
251
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,917
So I ask you to leave.
252
00:15:22,918 --> 00:15:25,374
But I came from La Reja.
It's a two-hour trip.
253
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,958
This is really heavy, let's keep going.
Our backs are killing us.
254
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:31,416
Why don't you pray in silence
and leave us alone?
255
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:32,459
We don't have all day.
256
00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:36,876
Father,
257
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a donation.
258
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,917
♪ comic suspenseful music ♪
259
00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:44,125
Let's go.
260
00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,999
BUILDING SUPERINTENDENTS' UNION
OF THE ARGENTINE REPUBLIC
261
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♪ comic suspenseful music continues ♪
262
00:16:05,459 --> 00:16:08,375
GRANADERO ARISMENDI BUILDING 1630
263
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,458
Hey, hey.
264
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,917
Sorry to bother you with this now,
265
00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:26,708
but did my friend Eliseo
leave his will with you?
266
00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:29,833
"My friend," seriously?
What kind of act is this?
267
00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:30,833
What act?
268
00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:34,583
Wanting to know whether he left things
in order doesn't mean I'm not grieving.
269
00:16:34,584 --> 00:16:37,166
He left everything arranged
with that shitty old woman,
270
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,751
the military man's sister.
271
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:49,625
- Ma'am, I wanted to ask...
- Not now!
272
00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:52,583
♪ comic music ♪
273
00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:33,541
Would anyone like to say
a few final words before we close?
274
00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:40,124
I do!
275
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:43,918
♪ comic music continues ♪
276
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:47,333
Here comes this guy again.
277
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,374
Please, that man cannot speak.
He's a degenerate.
278
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:53,416
I can't speak?
Why can't I speak?
279
00:17:53,417 --> 00:18:00,291
I have one of the three best tongues
in all of Belgrano R.
280
00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:02,124
Who is this guy?
281
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:06,208
And that tongue has, of course,
been through quite a few women.
282
00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:10,124
- No, please, leave.
- This is truly disrespectful.
283
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:13,083
Well, I'm not going to talk about me,
but about...
284
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:18,125
my dear friend.
285
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:21,209
That's what we should be focused on now!
286
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,041
And speaking of balls...
287
00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:26,958
Please, please.
288
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:29,416
♪ comic music continues ♪
289
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:50,209
♪ comic music continues ♪
290
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:52,667
Thank you.
291
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:54,918
Mr. President.
292
00:18:56,209 --> 00:18:59,124
- May I ask you a favor?
- Yes, of course.
293
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:02,833
Could you say goodbye
to Eliseo for me?
294
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:03,999
Yes, of course.
295
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:10,791
It's to give him a little something
to place on top of the coffin.
296
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:11,833
Of course.
297
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:12,959
It's my lucky charm,
298
00:19:14,167 --> 00:19:19,999
which I took from the first Gurkha
I executed, sir.
299
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,083
Ah.
300
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:23,249
What are you doing with that?
301
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,708
Calm down, stay calm.
302
00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,082
- It's a peace offering.
- Alright.
303
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,625
- Calm down.
- Easy.
304
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:32,417
♪ comic music continues ♪
305
00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:37,709
I'd like...
306
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:41,833
to leave this for Eliseo
307
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,374
to thank him for...
308
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:47,626
the job he got for me, sir.
309
00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:51,333
Why don't you take it
to the grave yourself?
310
00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:54,249
I can't, Mr. President,
311
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:57,708
because my ex is over there,
and things didn't end well.
312
00:19:57,709 --> 00:20:01,167
And I don't want
to reopen the wound.
313
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:05,125
But I can't go over to the grave
with a knife.
314
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:09,792
Sir, I'll take my leave.
315
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,626
I'll wait for you in the car.
316
00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:15,708
I've already slept
with five or six women a week.
317
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:18,416
Yes, yes.
I've slept with entire families.
318
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,625
Get this guy out of here. Poor old man,
he doesn't know what he says.
319
00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,208
Poor old man, my ass!
320
00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:26,500
Because every drop of semen
I ever spilled,
321
00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:28,542
I put in the right place.
322
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:30,416
Please, somebody take him away.
323
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:32,541
How are you going
to throw me out like this?
324
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,124
- Please, sir.
- No, I refuse.
325
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,750
- Please.
- Friend, friend.
326
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:37,750
They're kicking me out,
my friend.
327
00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:40,625
What's my crime?
Having had sex?
328
00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:44,291
Is that even possible?
I only told the truth.
329
00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:48,708
♪ comic music continues ♪
330
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:50,625
You're all a bunch of prudes.
331
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:54,291
In this cemetery,
there are more than 15 women...
332
00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:57,041
- Well...
- ...who've already slept with this stud!
333
00:20:57,042 --> 00:21:00,541
To close the ceremony,
as the coffin goes down...
334
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:01,542
Isn't that...
335
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:10,709
- Mr. President.
- Thank you.
336
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,416
What a pleasure to see you here,
Mr. Pres.
337
00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:17,374
I'd like to introduce you to Lorena,
my wife.
338
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:20,041
Well, you knew the previous one.
339
00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:22,958
With her, I got quite the upgrade.
340
00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:24,583
She's Faustino's mother,
my youngest.
341
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,667
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Mr. President.
342
00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:29,417
- What's he doing here?
- Well...
343
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:34,374
Forgive the interruption,
but I couldn't help coming
344
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:38,042
to offer my condolences
to an exemplary man.
345
00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:41,000
I have decided...
346
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,250
to posthumously award Eliseo
347
00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,542
the Grand Cross of May for Merit.
348
00:21:47,751 --> 00:21:52,042
An honor, which as you know,
is bestowed upon our patriots
349
00:21:52,918 --> 00:21:54,417
who helped make Argentina greater.
350
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:57,750
Forgive my impertinence,
351
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,042
but what prompted this?
352
00:21:59,459 --> 00:22:02,625
It's a matter of state.
I can't reveal it.
353
00:22:02,626 --> 00:22:04,541
Well...
354
00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:07,416
Will someone receive the Cross
on Eliseo's behalf?
355
00:22:07,417 --> 00:22:09,249
Mr. President,
356
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:13,667
I would be, let's say,
Eliseo's only direct relative here.
357
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,918
So I guess it would go to me, right?
358
00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:20,626
Excuse me, but how many times
did you see your uncle in your life, dear?
359
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,625
I was married to him, on paper,
360
00:22:23,626 --> 00:22:25,250
and we shared the same roof.
361
00:22:25,751 --> 00:22:29,958
Actually, I'm the one
who should keep it. It's only logical.
362
00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:33,374
Sorry, but this asset
now becomes part of
363
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:36,291
the estate to be inherited
from Eliseo,
364
00:22:36,292 --> 00:22:39,626
which makes me the only one
authorized to claim it.
365
00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:43,333
I think the best thing
would be for me to take the Cross
366
00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:45,750
and order it displayed in the Senate.
367
00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:46,751
Excuse me.
368
00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:48,459
May I see it?
369
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,918
Yes, of course. Go ahead.
370
00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,124
- No.
- What are you doing?
371
00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:01,458
Are you crazy?
372
00:23:01,459 --> 00:23:03,625
I can't believe it!
What are you doing?
373
00:23:03,626 --> 00:23:06,999
You're insane!
What is wrong with you?
374
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,542
Go to the car! Come on!
You're grounded.
375
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:15,542
The phone.
376
00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:17,917
- Oh, sure.
- Here.
377
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:21,625
♪ comic music ♪
378
00:23:21,626 --> 00:23:23,209
If it rings, don't answer it!
379
00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:26,583
Sorry, I'm sorry, forgive me.
No, Mr. President, I'm sorry.
380
00:23:26,584 --> 00:23:28,333
- No, no, it's fine.
- Go on.
381
00:23:28,334 --> 00:23:30,166
All right, all right.
382
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:35,416
I think the best thing
383
00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:38,334
is for the Cross to go with Eliseo.
That's what's right.
384
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,334
You have no idea
385
00:23:41,751 --> 00:23:44,000
what kind of man this nation has lost.
386
00:23:45,417 --> 00:23:47,751
I must take my leave.
387
00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:51,042
I have a country to govern.
388
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,249
That's what Eliseo would've wanted.
389
00:24:11,042 --> 00:24:12,417
Very well.
390
00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:16,709
To close the ceremony,
as the coffin goes down,
391
00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:20,959
the deceased expressly requested
that everyone present
392
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:26,834
hum a version of Beethoven's
famous "Ode to Joy."
393
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,709
- Come again? Is this a joke?
- Not at all, sir.
394
00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:33,792
I have precise instructions
from Mr. Basurto.
395
00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,417
Please.
396
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:18,709
♪ music ends ♪
397
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:24,250
Well, very well, thank you.
398
00:25:24,459 --> 00:25:27,082
And now, one minute of silence
399
00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:30,292
to finish honoring his memory.
400
00:25:53,876 --> 00:25:58,417
♪ suspenseful music ♪
401
00:26:03,209 --> 00:26:07,542
♪ suspenseful music intensifies ♪
402
00:26:07,792 --> 00:26:10,292
- You're alive, bastard!
- It's a miracle!
403
00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:14,208
- It's a miracle!
- A miracle!
404
00:26:15,626 --> 00:26:17,834
It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
405
00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:22,333
- You faked your death, you lunatic!
- It's a miracle!
406
00:26:23,334 --> 00:26:24,875
Mommy! Mommy!
407
00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:26,416
You bastard!
408
00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:32,875
- What are you doing?
- What is that?
409
00:26:32,876 --> 00:26:34,583
Eliseo, what's going on?
410
00:26:34,584 --> 00:26:35,958
♪ tense music ♪
411
00:26:35,959 --> 00:26:37,458
Stop, stop!
412
00:26:37,459 --> 00:26:40,666
- No, Eliseo, please, stop!
- For the love of God, don't do this.
413
00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:43,750
Shh! Quiet. Quiet.
414
00:26:43,751 --> 00:26:46,291
Eliseo, look into my eyes. Breathe.
415
00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:48,583
You're not yourself. I can help you.
416
00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:50,541
Yes, I'm breathing, Doctor.
Don't worry.
417
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,292
But I'm still going to blow up.
418
00:26:52,751 --> 00:26:55,875
Listen to me.
You can still stop this.
419
00:26:55,876 --> 00:26:57,708
Don't be crazy.
420
00:26:57,709 --> 00:27:00,501
I... I'm not crazy, Clarita.
421
00:27:00,792 --> 00:27:03,042
No, quite the opposite.
422
00:27:03,459 --> 00:27:05,459
I made this lovely bomb vest
423
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,999
with great concentration
and total lucidity. Really.
424
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,875
My ex guaranteed you were sick.
425
00:27:10,876 --> 00:27:13,041
Well, that's because
your ex is a woman of her word.
426
00:27:13,042 --> 00:27:15,500
And besides, there was a little exchange
of favors with her.
427
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:19,750
I helped her adopt a Haitian boy.
A beautiful boy.
428
00:27:19,751 --> 00:27:22,875
But I cried for you.
How could you do this to me?
429
00:27:22,876 --> 00:27:24,458
And what's that got to do
with anything?
430
00:27:24,459 --> 00:27:26,082
I proved to you
that you cared about me.
431
00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:29,209
It was beautiful.
Our bond grew stronger, Gómez.
432
00:27:29,709 --> 00:27:31,709
Do you know why I did all this?
433
00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:37,375
- Because...
- No, it's a rhetorical question, Garrido.
434
00:27:37,834 --> 00:27:42,374
I did it because all of you
hurt me very badly. Very badly.
435
00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:46,333
But of course, once I was a dying man,
you weren't going to keep attacking me.
436
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,417
No, Claudito, come here.
No need to run.
437
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,500
If this goes off, the whole cemetery
will blow sky-high. Stay here.
438
00:27:55,501 --> 00:27:56,708
Eliseo, please.
439
00:27:56,709 --> 00:28:00,708
Claudito, go to the wreath
that says Venus flytrap
440
00:28:00,709 --> 00:28:04,791
and bring back a blue object
I want to show everyone.
441
00:28:04,792 --> 00:28:08,417
- Bring it, please! Bring it! Now!
- I'm coming.
442
00:28:09,542 --> 00:28:13,334
Thank you, dear. It's a walkie-talkie,
I listened to all of you with this.
443
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:17,626
I always dreamed about what
you'd say about me when I died.
444
00:28:18,042 --> 00:28:20,708
The way you attacked me.
445
00:28:20,709 --> 00:28:23,292
I didn't like it.
You were too hard on me.
446
00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:26,583
Now, with what right
do you judge me,
447
00:28:26,584 --> 00:28:30,042
you pack of damned,
fucking imbeciles?
448
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,625
I know every one of you.
449
00:28:32,626 --> 00:28:34,792
I know what you do
behind other people's backs.
450
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,249
Huh?
451
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:39,167
Behind your partners' backs.
452
00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:45,292
Behind your parents' backs.
453
00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,292
Behind your children's backs.
454
00:28:48,584 --> 00:28:50,708
And do you know why
I know you so well?
455
00:28:50,709 --> 00:28:55,292
Because for 33 years, I've been entering
every one of your homes. Yes.
456
00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:59,250
I go through your things,
taste your food, sleep in your beds.
457
00:28:59,459 --> 00:29:02,958
I don't use the toilet because
I'm respectful and I have principles.
458
00:29:02,959 --> 00:29:05,083
Principles you've never had with me.
459
00:29:05,584 --> 00:29:07,500
So now we're all going
to blow up together.
460
00:29:07,501 --> 00:29:09,333
- No, no!
- No! Eliseo, Eliseo!
461
00:29:09,334 --> 00:29:12,082
Eliseo, please,
listen to me now.
462
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,750
Listen carefully.
I care about you a lot, Eliseo.
463
00:29:14,751 --> 00:29:16,750
I always have, Eliseo.
464
00:29:16,751 --> 00:29:20,041
I always have.
Please, have mercy.
465
00:29:20,042 --> 00:29:23,666
Forgive me, Eliseo, forgive me.
I want to apologize for everything.
466
00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:26,999
- I care about you, Eliseo. I do.
- You care about me, Zambrano?
467
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,625
Really. Please, have mercy.
468
00:29:29,626 --> 00:29:31,918
Now you care about me?
It's too late.
469
00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:33,708
Now it's time to pay.
470
00:29:33,709 --> 00:29:37,458
- No! No!
- Now you're all going to blow up.
471
00:29:37,459 --> 00:29:39,666
No, please!
472
00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:41,666
Goodbye, you pieces of trash!
473
00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:43,917
No!
474
00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:51,374
♪ comic music ♪
475
00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:56,626
Now I really am all right.
476
00:29:56,834 --> 00:29:58,999
What a weight off my shoulders!
477
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,000
I feel light as a feather.
I hope you do too.
478
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:08,374
See you at the building.
Have a good afternoon.
479
00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:16,751
♪ comic music continues ♪
480
00:30:20,584 --> 00:30:26,209
♪ music fades out ♪
481
00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:36,583
FOR SALE
482
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:37,708
FOR RENT
483
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,292
♪ suspenseful music ♪
484
00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:54,708
- So?
- I thought it was lovely.
485
00:30:54,709 --> 00:30:56,999
- Hello. Good morning.
- Good morning.
486
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,666
This is Eliseo, the superintendent.
487
00:30:58,667 --> 00:31:01,709
- What did you think of the apartment?
- Impeccable, truly.
488
00:31:01,918 --> 00:31:05,041
Tell the truth.
What's the catch?
489
00:31:05,042 --> 00:31:08,334
Why are the apartments so cheap?
490
00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:12,751
Look, I've worked here for 33 years.
I've seen it all.
491
00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:15,417
People who come, people who go,
492
00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:17,791
prices that rise,
prices that fall.
493
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,209
But let me give you some advice.
If you blink...
494
00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:23,541
you'll miss a unique opportunity.
495
00:31:23,542 --> 00:31:26,209
A unique one, yes.
That's exactly what I said.
496
00:31:26,459 --> 00:31:29,750
If you need anything,
I'm always here.
497
00:31:29,751 --> 00:31:31,082
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
498
00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:32,374
- Come on.
- Have a nice day.
499
00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:34,292
- Good day, Eliseo.
- See you later.
500
00:31:35,501 --> 00:31:37,417
- A good man.
- Yes.
501
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,541
Lovely place.
502
00:31:39,542 --> 00:31:41,542
♪ comic suspense music ♪
503
00:31:44,918 --> 00:31:47,834
♪ comic suspense music continues ♪
504
00:31:54,918 --> 00:31:57,959
Let's see if you dare
go into my house now, bastard.
505
00:32:05,709 --> 00:32:09,459
♪ comic suspense music intensifies ♪
506
00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:26,958
Big idiot, you won't beat me.
No, no.
507
00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:30,209
Even if they left me alone,
I'm not leaving here.
508
00:32:31,292 --> 00:32:35,375
I'll die with my boots on, you bastard!
509
00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:39,083
I'm not leaving this apartment!
510
00:32:39,501 --> 00:32:41,959
Bastard!
511
00:32:44,959 --> 00:32:47,083
Bastard!
512
00:32:49,959 --> 00:32:51,959
Ah, Dr. Zambrano,
513
00:32:53,459 --> 00:32:55,626
we're going to have so much fun.
514
00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:09,750
♪ end credits music ♪
515
00:33:09,751 --> 00:33:11,792
THE BOSS 4
516
00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:39,459
IN LOVING MEMORY
OF ADRIANA AIZEMBERG
517
00:34:44,292 --> 00:34:48,292
♪ end credits music fades out ♪
518
00:34:52,709 --> 00:34:54,833
{\an8}Hello, good morning.
519
00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:58,459
{\an8}I'm Eliseo Omar Basurto,
originally from Cañuelas,
520
00:34:58,751 --> 00:35:02,082
{\an8}although I've lived and worked here
for over 30 years,
521
00:35:02,083 --> 00:35:03,542
{\an8}in the city of Buenos Aires.
522
00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:06,626
{\an8}I have verifiable fixed income,
523
00:35:07,501 --> 00:35:10,375
{\an8}a modest fortune,
and my own property.
524
00:35:10,667 --> 00:35:14,834
{\an8}I don't have any addictions
or preexisting conditions.
525
00:35:15,626 --> 00:35:17,083
{\an8}I don't like reading,
526
00:35:17,542 --> 00:35:22,250
{\an8}or music, or movies,
or theater, or television.
527
00:35:22,959 --> 00:35:26,501
{\an8}My only source of pleasure
is my own mind.
528
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:29,751
{\an8}And the reason for this ad
529
00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:32,083
{\an8}is to find a girlfriend
530
00:35:32,501 --> 00:35:34,501
{\an8}who is open
to a common-law union,
531
00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:37,999
{\an8}due to the death
of my former partner,
532
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,125
{\an8}a Venus flytrap.
533
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,416
{\an8}Interested women
must send their résumé,
534
00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,083
{\an8}along with a criminal
record certificate
535
00:35:46,542 --> 00:35:48,792
{\an8}to this email address.
536
00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:53,334
{\an8}Well, I hope I'm lucky enough
to find someone worthy of me.
537
00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:54,666
{\an8}See you soon.
538
00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:57,458
{\an8}♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪
539
00:35:57,459 --> 00:36:01,124
{\an8}♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
540
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:04,374
{\an8}♪ And I need you more than ever ♪
541
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:05,708
THE BOSS 5
542
00:36:05,709 --> 00:36:08,875
NEW SEASON
543
00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:11,876
♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪