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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎老闆正在忙

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎大老闆線上加入會議

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‎大家都到齊？請依序入席

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‎你牙沒長齊，我在日理萬機

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‎洗耳恭聽我給大家問候鼓勵

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‎-利潤，薪資，奶嘴別忘了
‎-交到朋友

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‎我愛你，你錄取了

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‎一起來，朝天空高舉果汁盒

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‎寶貝老闆，直到退休時刻

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-誰才是老大

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-我是傳說神話

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-別看我只是小娃娃

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‎-不怕不怕，我就是家大業大
‎-寶貝老闆

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‎希夢思，妳相信我嗎？

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‎妳相信我嗎？

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‎用生命相信

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‎抱歉，我緊張就會這樣

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‎等等，別碰

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‎有人巡邏，分頭行事

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‎卡佳，要加入我的詩社嗎？

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‎今天是俳句之夜

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‎這是怎麼回事？

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‎結束寶貝企業百分之五寶寶系統

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‎什麼？百分之五寶寶系統有用
‎最可愛的寶寶的確產出最多的愛

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‎我畫給妳看

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‎我們有一些寶寶在
‎百分之五最可愛區內

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‎但在普通與糟糕區內有更多

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‎所以當寶貝企業說
‎這些最可愛的值得更多的愛

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‎那妳最後就是這又大又醜的屁屁

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‎我不想當大屁屁

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‎沒有人想，所以我們之中
‎一些人得起身反抗

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‎密錄眼絕對不會同意的

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‎那妳覺得為何我們要秘密進行？

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‎寶貝企業八個部門主管的八個簽名

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‎如果我有八位都同意停止
‎百分之五寶寶系統

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‎那密錄眼的意見就不重要了

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‎我們就可以把這拿給她的老闆
‎董事會諸公

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‎已經有IT，人資部簽名
‎當然，蒂娜跟我的外勤組

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‎加上研發部就有一半了

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‎但若無法得到全部八個部門

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‎我們可能就會被開除

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‎人資部可是來真的，好嗎？

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‎原來你們都躲在這裡

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‎快躲起來

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‎不討喜分子正在攻擊
‎一位百分之五寶寶

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‎喔，感謝老天…

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‎絕對不容與如此殘暴行為

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‎-是鏡子裡的自己打架寶貝
‎-真的嗎？不會吧

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‎我愛那小孩

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‎見過他拋踢水坑過一次
‎現在情況如何？

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‎這兩個擋住
‎小小朱尼凡希店裡唯一的鏡子

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‎-沒事，大孩子很快就結束
‎-馬上

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‎寶寶愛受到威脅，告訴我你有辦法

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‎場合太過公開無法起正式衝突
‎小痞，你想你能否干擾蜜雅？

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‎我從來不動腦

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‎那討厭鬼搶了我的腳踏車

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‎戴子，換你上，準備好當
‎可愛寶寶的可愛沙袋？

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‎我是個有鏡子的鞋椅，這是我的榮幸

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‎來吧，黏著你的映像動起來

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‎不，你不可以

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‎那寶寶還真能打

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‎革命進行的如何？

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‎不賴，又一名部門主管簽名了

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‎我們該辦個烤肉…

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‎抱歉

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‎抱歉？

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‎什麼時候開始不討喜分子會道歉？

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‎看看小痞那邊的情況？

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‎有個洞開了，東西掉出去

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‎派遣醫護協助

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‎他們打得激烈，小痞受傷

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‎沒人惡搞我的小組

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‎喔，他自己打自己

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‎傳奇又成功了

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‎那真的…

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‎太可怕了

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‎首先我們差一點被寶貝保全卡佳抓到

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‎然後在分散注意行動中
‎奧斯丁跟我道歉

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‎抱歉…

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‎我們不能冒鬆懈的險

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‎這秘密革命還缺四個部門主管
‎簽名之前，不能

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‎-三，阿崎加入了
‎-文件給我

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‎法務部簽署

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‎-偷點心的傢伙在法務部？
‎-法務部主管

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‎太好了，只需要再三個部門主管

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‎關鍵不在於剩下多少

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‎在於剩下誰

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‎照我的要求繼續，安東尼奧

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‎因為人資要揭露人事可怖事件

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‎挑戰一，企劃部的壞點子寶貝

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‎（氣笛與馬，鬧事）

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‎不論有什麼明智之舉都別指望他了

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‎企劃部

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‎挑戰二

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‎會計部阿磨

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‎阿磨真的心向著公司
‎要召募他並不容易

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‎終極挑戰

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‎寶貝保全卡佳

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‎保全

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‎天啊

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‎各位，我比任何寶寶的
‎小兒科醫師都還了解他們

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‎真是的，我從卡佳開始

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‎戴上我最棒的你好微笑

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‎什麼是你好…？妳真貼心，我很好

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‎哇，那些牙床可真厲害

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‎立刻前往她的辦公室

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‎妳在那裡應該找不到她

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‎當我在替優特寶貝歐米加做小玩意時
‎我都看她在高度防護區

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‎什麼小玩意？

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‎一些科技設計
‎密錄眼要我替優寶歐加強的東西

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‎好像很神秘

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‎哇，怪了

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‎密錄眼要要研發聲音辨識軟體

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‎她說那是優寶歐機密

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‎哇，怪了

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‎密錄眼要求我寫一些機密法務文件

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‎保護寶貝企業，在它成為公開知識時

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‎她可授權使用可愛寶寶折磨青少年

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‎猜猜誰找到漏洞

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‎似乎密錄眼叫每個人
‎執行計畫的一部分

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‎但沒有人知道全貌

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‎我相信這的確對鴨子有啟示

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‎柯帝士，不

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‎他提出把自己當餌，進入內部

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‎幫我們了解更多優寶歐計畫

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‎我會彈兩種樂器
‎你們只有這兩種選擇

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‎我們帶禮物來了

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‎-浪皮柯帝士
‎-要帶他去審問

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‎-想說妳想聽到好消息
‎-等一下，新點子

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‎我正在進行最高V機密

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‎我正在找實驗的白老鼠

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‎好，我接手噁心的鴨子，時機剛剛好

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‎令人起疑地巧合

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‎我喜歡巧合，我稱之為水到渠成

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‎走吧

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‎讓密錄眼繼續忙，我來處理卡佳

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‎妳的臉歪了

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‎只是欣賞妳牽繩的樣子
‎妳該參加狗節目

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‎狗是小狗長大的

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‎小狗是敵人，妳是叛徒嗎？

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‎不，我只是覺得那些狗節目很白癡

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‎妳的聊天技術很差
‎可能是因為妳的臉歪掉

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‎現在邊走邊安靜吧

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‎最高機密計畫？我該緊張嗎？

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‎沒事，我只是也想讓自己
‎成為傳奇離開

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‎成為傳奇離開？

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‎-好的，你們認識這兩位？
‎-去年每一部電影都有他

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‎每一本雜誌封面都是她

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‎-愛她的專輯
‎-愛他的專輯

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‎世界上最美的名人夫婦

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‎知道如何面對鏡頭的人

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‎他們的新寶寶也是

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‎總是上鏡頭寶寶，我

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‎這就是妳的機密計畫？

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‎退休？

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‎以好萊塢名人寶寶風格

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‎那我們在這裡幹嘛？
‎我們得準備退休派對

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‎我跟你說了，我要以傳奇的身份離開

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‎但不討喜分子前來找碴

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‎破壞寶寶選美賽

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‎記得我們的優寶歐暴露超過八秒後

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‎痛苦到看不下去，最後大家慘叫

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‎像是他們的眼睛要咬他們的臉？

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‎那是一週前的事，我在現場

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‎讓我告訴你我在那台上看見什麼

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‎一個願景

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‎不用遮住眼睛

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‎我不想不小心看超過八秒

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‎把這擔心拋到腦後吧，未來在此

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‎那是優寶歐？

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‎這是有自我人工智慧的裝備服

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‎以及威脅偵測軟體
‎但我們的核武可愛優寶歐在裡面

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‎來看看

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‎偵測到敵人

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‎理論是利用優寶歐
‎可愛到受不了的可愛之力

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‎匯聚成集中發射

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‎能讓任何敵人完全害怕寶寶

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‎理論獲得證實了

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‎我要打倒那些不討喜分子
‎得意洋洋地離去

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‎我不想讓我的腦袋被
‎雷射掃到我怕寶寶為止

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‎我是演員兼保母而且只領一份薪水

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‎我們達成協議

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‎而你們卻製造超級武器？

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‎他們不是故意的

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‎別再當公司馬屁精

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‎別再攻擊我老闆

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‎別再攻擊我們的腦子

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‎別吵了

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‎我爸比說不可以浪費餅乾

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‎每個寶寶都冒著丟工作的風險
‎準備改變寶貝企業

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‎超級武器對準的不是妳的腦袋

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‎重點就是這個，優寶歐不是武器

195
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,804
‎她是個寶寶

196
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:43,392
‎她跟其他在這百分之五寶寶系統之下
‎的寶寶一樣該得到愛

197
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,187
‎所以我們不阻止優寶歐？

198
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,356
‎不，我們要拯救她

199
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,736
‎長官，我們還需要三個部門簽名

200
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:57,198
‎-簽名的事交給我
‎-優寶歐的事交給我

201
00:10:57,281 --> 00:11:00,034
‎希夢思，妳設計她的保全
‎我們要如何進入？

202
00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:03,663
‎我真的很會設計防護區
‎所以你無法進入

203
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:07,625
‎只有有權限的寶寶跟犯人
‎我們全都沒有權限

204
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,795
‎好，那另外一件事呢？

205
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,797
‎不可能

206
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:17,009
‎我們已經準備好他所需的一切
‎日常所需跟衣物

207
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,969
‎看吧，他們一切都計畫好了

208
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:22,181
‎你也計畫好我不會答應嗎？
‎因為我不答應

209
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:25,810
‎我做了私人護盾
‎所以妳不用看見發生的情況

210
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:29,772
‎我知道妳是寶寶，就算不看
‎事情還是會發生

211
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,150
‎-卡蘿，我們沒別的辦法了
‎-他們沒別的辦法

212
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,151
‎不行

213
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,445
‎我的愛，我的生命

214
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:40,783
‎現在有個寶寶
‎被困在機械化反青少年武器裝內

215
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,412
‎唯一救她的方式
‎就是我小心翼翼地喝下

216
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:48,499
‎雲端神奇寶貝企業的
‎反老還童配方奶

217
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,586
‎去救優寶歐吧

218
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,339
‎啟動個人隱私護盾

219
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:08,811
‎不討喜分子提姆準備當犯人
‎我腋下好臭

220
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,313
‎鼻孔裡的痘子，我好餓

221
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,898
‎天啊，妳是我太太

222
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,692
‎妳好美，喔，不

223
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,738
‎妳好嗎？妳想看看我
‎機車可以跳多高？

224
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,907
‎這就是我說不行的原因

225
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,701
‎阿磨，有空嗎？

226
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,036
‎妳來了，傳單發揮作用了

227
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,497
‎各位，阿磨與詩

228
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,460
‎這就是我們來此的原因

229
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,045
‎聽，尼加拉瓜瀑布

230
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:38,466
‎這天，它呼喚我

231
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,761
‎-謝謝，蒂娜，請分享
‎-該我了，太好了

232
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,847
‎夢想有趣

233
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,931
‎我有

234
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,099
‎一卡車

235
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,851
‎你知道什麼不有趣？

236
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,145
‎百分之五寶寶的肚肚

237
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,942
‎我不喜歡妳詩裡隱喻的謀反

238
00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:01,322
‎-我建議我們聽聽小痞的詩
‎-我沒準備任何押韻的東西

239
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,365
‎詩不一定要押韻，兄弟

240
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,785
‎醜樹喝湯

241
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,746
‎沙發戰爭，磚頭玩具

242
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,332
‎我希望劍被揮舞時大叫

243
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,541
‎揮？飛？

244
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,835
‎-我可以住嘴了嗎？
‎-太棒了

245
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:15,961
‎這就是詩

246
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:19,006
‎讓我內心震撼，靈魂燃燒

247
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,843
‎我充滿詩意，想做點瘋狂的事

248
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:27,264
‎結束寶貝企業百分之五寶寶
‎政策訴願書如何？

249
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,350
‎搖搖籃的手準備出手了

250
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,978
‎阿磨簽了，就剩下保全跟企劃

251
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,480
‎你這邊進展如何？

252
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,194
‎我的鴨子在哪裡？

253
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:49,245
‎我是大吉米熊掌，不討喜分子超瘋狂

254
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,956
‎沒有處方籤不能請我當保母

255
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,291
‎我來解救我鴨子兄弟

256
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,418
‎我要求見柯帝士

257
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,837
‎如你所願，混小子

258
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,298
‎把他丟進高防護區監獄

259
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,261
‎你抓到一個非鴨分子？

260
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,346
‎把我優寶歐怕怕發射器暖機一下

261
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:11,767
‎告訴那個不討喜分子換上屁屁舒尿布

262
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,520
‎他不會有事，妳負責妳那端的就行

263
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:17,982
‎百分之五寶寶系統消失後
‎更多寶寶能得到愛

264
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:21,318
‎對於像你這樣的企劃部天才
‎這根本想都不用想

265
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,903
‎我討厭這想法

266
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:26,407
‎我就知道，他酷到不適合我們的革命

267
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,741
‎我沒這麼說

268
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,411
‎這革命叫什麼？

269
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,247
‎也許你可以幫我們取個名字？

270
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,917
‎一定要很朗朗上口，能夠告訴大家

271
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:42,882
‎我們要發送溫暖，並且
‎我們做的是要改變一切

272
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:47,344
‎1135年的中世紀倫敦大火

273
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,805
‎我喜歡

274
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,682
‎我加入

275
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,188
‎不，效用退了嗎？

276
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:01,609
‎還不要，我還沒試過
‎膝蓋沒有嘎嘎響地站起來

277
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:17,041
‎好，我掙脫手銬了
‎救我出去的計畫是什麼？

278
00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,793
‎破壞大門，那是給寶寶的監獄

279
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:25,591
‎真的嗎？上次我跟泰貝莎被困在
‎那監獄裡時，妳在哪裡？

280
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,760
‎別問問題，快行動

281
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,179
‎往走廊下去20步，然後右轉

282
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,347
‎你看見什麼？

283
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:36,602
‎天堂之門，但由中情局設計？

284
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:40,689
‎你到了，門的密碼是
‎圈圈心圈三角形

285
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,362
‎我不覺得優寶歐…

286
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,822
‎-提姆，小心
‎-秘密行動模式

287
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,575
‎提姆…

288
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:53,994
‎我沒事

289
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,246
‎短腿惡魔

290
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,125
‎有人要抓優寶歐，快去

291
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:01,794
‎保全

292
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,922
‎該假死，以新身份重新過活了

293
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,715
‎我想當寇弟

294
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:11,220
‎不，寇…小痞，好名字
‎但我們需要完成我們的任務

295
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,473
‎榔頭隊到高度防護區，髻鯊隊跟我來

296
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,185
‎我…

297
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,687
‎我得走了

298
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,234
‎我們救不了你，你得讓我們進去

299
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,819
‎我沒辦法

300
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:31,573
‎我聽到你的聲音
‎想到你的臉跟按鈕鼻

301
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,868
‎以及軟軟的球根頭

302
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,370
‎你得反抗

303
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,211
‎到走廊底部，快

304
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:47,631
‎可以說話別那麼像寶寶嗎？

305
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:51,260
‎門外面應該有個按鈕，按下去

306
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,513
‎看見一堆小惡魔？不，謝了

307
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:58,142
‎你想看見自己的鞋子嗎？
‎因為我現在專長不多

308
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,768
‎-他們在那
‎-抓住他們

309
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,396
‎提姆，立刻按按鈕

310
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,191
‎我成功了

311
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,611
‎-做得好，去救柯帝士
‎-保護優寶歐

312
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,822
‎你，機器人裝備服

313
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,283
‎把優寶歐釋放

314
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,826
‎拒絕要求

315
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,537
‎你想來硬的？

316
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,330
‎不，你是寶貝企業

317
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,875
‎當寶貝企業非寶貝企業時不是

318
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,713
‎偵測到叛徒

319
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:28,630
‎叛徒？

320
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,424
‎兄弟，往鏡子裡看吧

321
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,514
‎我裡面有個寶寶

322
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,143
‎啟動個人隱私護盾

323
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,481
‎沒事了，孩子，我們救妳離開這裡

324
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,610
‎-優寶歐情況報告…
‎-有空嗎？一下就好？

325
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,195
‎小聊，一下就好

326
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,200
‎我不想當妳的飛機

327
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,410
‎拜託，我只想聊聊

328
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:03,082
‎不，妳要我加入妳的顛覆性叛亂組織

329
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,751
‎我們怎麼不用這名字？

330
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,668
‎妳知道？

331
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,629
‎保全什麼都知道

332
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,089
‎那妳為何不去告密？

333
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,965
‎妳是為了正義

334
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,134
‎百分之五寶寶系統很丟人

335
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,303
‎-那妳願意加入我們？
‎-絕不

336
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,055
‎-但妳剛才說…
‎-絕不

337
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:18,972
‎為何不？

338
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:24,728
‎因為我不知道怎麼寫我自己的名字

339
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,107
‎這裡一半的寶寶也不知道

340
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,026
‎阿崎畫了個奇怪的披薩
‎他還是律師呢

341
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:36,532
‎-我可以教妳寫妳的名字
‎-如果我加入妳的革命，妳就教我？

342
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,493
‎如果妳不加入，我也會教

343
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,829
‎有時候寶寶就是需要幫忙

344
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,582
‎但現在妳可以畫個拳頭？時間緊迫

345
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:49,253
‎密錄眼女士，我找到優寶歐
‎她在董事會諸公辦公室

346
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,172
‎優寶歐？嗨，誰看見…？

347
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,257
‎她不在這裡

348
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:58,303
‎很丟臉的等一下
‎優寶歐脫逃是你們兩個搞的？

349
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,555
‎先看這一份吧

350
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,016
‎這就是你們的把戲？
‎繞過我的屁屁舒

351
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,601
‎讓董事會開除我？

352
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,353
‎不，妳很棒

353
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,773
‎但該放棄百分之五寶寶系統

354
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,570
‎還有一個簽名空位，加入我們吧

355
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:19,074
‎加入偉大1135年的中世紀倫敦大火

356
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,033
‎企劃部

357
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,328
‎留著妳的蠟筆，我不簽

358
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:28,000
‎在我眼前這份具有
‎法律約束的文件是什麼？

359
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,836
‎你的董事會化身？

360
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:34,047
‎我們學會如何開視訊會議

361
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:38,302
‎-科技效率萬歲
‎-我在我的遊艇上

362
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:42,055
‎各位長官，平板幽靈，這是訴願書

363
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,349
‎請求結束百分之五寶寶系統

364
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,727
‎由所有八個部門主管簽署同意

365
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:51,982
‎在寶貝企業繁盛之期
‎妳要結束百分之五寶寶系統？

366
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,650
‎我就是這個意思

367
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,153
‎寶寶愛從沒如此高過

368
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,363
‎告訴他們，寶貝董事戴梅里亞斯

369
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:02,868
‎創立寶貝企業是要把愛
‎帶給所有的寶寶

370
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,370
‎這一直是這公司的底線

371
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:10,459
‎這公司的底線一直都是它的底線

372
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:15,297
‎多虧了百分之五寶寶系統
‎我們的底線相當富饒

373
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,841
‎但我們申請訴願

374
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:22,638
‎我們感謝妳
‎讓我們看見誰需要被開除

375
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:32,189
‎嘿，我只想說我很抱歉
‎事情的結果是這樣

376
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:35,108
‎但謝謝妳是這樣的結果

377
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:39,863
‎因為我無法想像
‎能比現在更優越的傳奇離開

378
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,199
‎優寶歐跟不討喜分子都給你吧

379
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:46,286
‎我要今天要加入百分之五好萊塢生活

380
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,622
‎今天也許時機不太好

381
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,666
‎感覺很棒

382
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:55,295
‎但有可能我們已經送給妳名人父母

383
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,047
‎更值得的新寶寶了

384
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:00,259
‎誰？

385
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,343
‎是他們

386
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,637
‎我一定要拍張照

387
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,641
‎這是跟名人同樣使用的隱私護盾保護

388
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,601
‎我們戲劇式地放下來

389
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,688
‎不該警告他們不能看太久？

390
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:19,111
‎就我們的標準看來
‎超完美一般長相的寶寶啊

391
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,947
‎好吧，他們真的超級美

392
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,324
‎歡迎來到這個家庭，寶貝女兒

393
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:07,784
‎別哀怨了，只是份工作而已
‎又不是世界末日

394
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:12,247
‎做我丟掉我喜愛工作時做的事吧
‎開創自己的事業，按照你的方式

395
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,708
‎我見過比起這房間

396
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:18,086
‎更沒才能與熱情的事業起步過

397
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,965
‎我被召募到少年極道組
‎但我也接受其他工作機會

398
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,092
‎我也認為是很棒的主意

399
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,762
‎我只是害怕看著你們的臉說出來

400
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,723
‎這事我來處理

401
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:32,976
‎-我可以在這裡安置嗎？
‎-無線網路密碼多少？

402
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,187
‎我們真的要這麼做？

403
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,647
‎我們自己寶寶愛公司？

404
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,525
‎妳說呢，聯合執行長

405
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,308
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