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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎老闆正在忙

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎大老闆線上加入會議

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‎大家都到齊？請依序入席

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‎你牙沒長齊，我在日理萬機

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‎洗耳恭聽我給大家問候鼓勵

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‎-利潤，薪資，奶嘴別忘了
‎-交到朋友

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‎我愛你，你錄取了

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‎一起來，朝天空高舉果汁盒

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‎寶貝老闆，直到退休時刻

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-誰才是老大

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-我是傳說神話

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-別看我只是小娃娃

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‎-不怕不怕，我就是家大業大
‎-寶貝老闆

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‎小不點選美賽
‎絕對是不討喜分子的目標

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‎戴子提供了良好的偵察報告
‎後門目前安全

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‎如果泰貝莎跟她的朋友
‎要來找我們百分之五寶寶

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‎他們唯一入侵的點就是大門這裡

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‎完美，我請卡佳做了策略分析

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‎我吼過的蜜蜂找到我家了，我就知道

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‎不是蜜蜂

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‎無人機被發現
‎沒有新情報，之後再更新

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‎顯然這是公開場合

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‎所以我們反擊不討喜分子策略得要…

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‎蔬脆瓜瓜？

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‎安全嗎？

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‎泰貝莎上次玩小馬是什麼時候？

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‎喔，寶貴天普頓，你不該如此被

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‎一個腦袋不清楚，寧願從事邪惡工作

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‎而不願意梳你淡黃色鬃毛的孩子對待

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‎周遭目前安全

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‎他們就在那裡

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‎小痞喜歡被用口哨呼叫過來

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‎這讓我覺得像一隻獵鷹

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‎開始吧，不到24小時選美就要開始

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‎這是無法抗拒的目標，現場實況轉播

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‎所有百分之五寶寶都在同一地點

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‎我是眼鏡寶寶

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‎我是笑臉薩米爾

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‎看看寶寶愛上升了多少

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‎慢一點，我們是不討喜分子

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‎不，他們是壞人

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‎另一個提案：排除他們在選美大會外

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‎如果他們進不了大樓，就無力可施

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‎戴子已經在現場了

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‎IT寶貝嘉美在科技支援部準備新東西

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‎不討喜分子辨識軟體
‎介入會場的監視器

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‎任何不討喜分子踏入附近：

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‎偵測到入侵者

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‎大會保全會接手剩下的事情

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‎剛把應用程式上傳到你的螢幕
‎試試看吧

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‎-偵測到入侵者
‎-什麼？

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‎她利用動物聲音做壞事

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‎妳真是令人震驚的厲害

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‎我們都有特殊的遺傳

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‎寶貴天普頓
‎你怎麼能參與如此背叛？

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‎你沒跟她說清楚？

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‎別靠近選美

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‎錯過年度最大的寶寶活動？

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‎我想都不敢想

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‎不行，早餐這麼安靜很奇怪

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‎-我們是一家人，有人得說話
‎-好的

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‎泰貝莎，小心使用烤麵包機

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‎我聽說如果妳選錯邊，會被燙傷

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‎烤麵包機壞了嗎？

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‎蒂娜，妳在吃班奈狄克阿諾德蛋？

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‎這是陰險背叛者最適合的早餐

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‎沒有人吃班奈狄克蛋
‎水煮蛋根本不可能

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‎任何事都有可能

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‎我之前應該寫書可是寫了90篇短文

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‎贏得激讚可樂小不點粉絲比賽

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‎現在我可以成為名人裁判

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‎你句子裡“名人”用得很隨意

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‎我只要每10分鐘對著鏡頭喝激讚就行

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‎為何沒人準備好？快點

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‎孩子們，我想我們得去參加選美會

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‎那裡見了，我要跟我朋友去

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‎晚餐見

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‎妳到時候會喝魯蛇湯

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‎你知道我嘴砲功力很弱
‎你得加進來支援

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‎哇，他們讓活動變高檔了

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‎一種“黑道老闆第三次婚禮”的氣氛

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‎家人，我得把你們留在這裡
‎過去加入其他的名人裁判了

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‎說“裁判”就好

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‎我只在科幻界出名

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‎因為我說過我不相信月球

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‎我剛繼承父業

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‎公開場合裡我從不錯過
‎批評別人的機會，髮型好看

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‎我要替我們三個找位子
‎還是這又是另一場“我假裝沒事

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‎讓我寶寶四處亂跑
‎執行危險任務”的情況？

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‎愛妳，馬麻

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‎嗨，媽媽需要來點甜食安慰

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‎戴子，還在現場嗎？

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‎一直都在發送點心，沒見到保母蹤跡

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‎小痞，後台出入口情況？

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‎我這輩子沒玩得這麼開心過

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‎沒看見不討喜分子

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‎而且我找到這個只因為拍起來
‎一堆灰塵讓肺很難過

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‎就被人丟掉的超酷手板球

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‎JJ，大廳的情況如何？

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‎我帶來所有讓百分之五寶寶
‎綻放光芒的東西

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‎三輪車快遞寶貝的備胎、伊吉的髮霧

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‎我洗乾淨微笑薩米爾最愛的推推玩具

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‎-怎麼？
‎-不討喜分子？

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‎不，抱歉

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‎推推玩具沒被推的時候還挺可怕的

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‎就像是有人暫停了小丑

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‎也許不討喜分子怯場了

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‎存疑，青少年總是遲到

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‎就算有了省時間的優格吸管
‎以及暴走鞋

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‎謝謝…

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‎我是電視台的瑪莎柯林克

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‎回到這舞台真是萬分榮幸

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‎我討厭選美以及他們代表的一切

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‎但我從不拒絕現場活動
‎來介紹我們的參賽者

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‎百分之五寶寶去哪兒了？
‎這些叮噹是誰？

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‎我知道那寶寶

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‎他尿布褲褲裡塗得滿滿的色彩

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‎了解我的推論嗎？

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‎很多有機會得獎的今年都沒出現

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‎多虧了當地的保母宣傳

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‎由這些人來遞補

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‎他們的計畫不是攻擊選美

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‎而是把頂尖百分之五寶寶
‎掉包成墊底百分之五寶寶

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‎-太厲害了
‎-泰貝莎

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‎我可沒按照這情況打包準備好東西

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‎這情況，吉拿棒有幫助嗎？

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‎我們需要百分之五寶寶
‎他們還在外頭

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‎趁這些墊底徹底

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‎毀掉寶寶愛之前
‎把他們帶到台上，快

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‎我找到百變造型寶貝

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‎找到伊吉了

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‎笑臉薩米爾鎖在屋裡，正開心著

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‎他們對你做了什麼？

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‎這簡直亂七八糟

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‎他父母把他留在家裡

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‎因為不討喜分子安排
‎奶奶的驚喜來訪

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‎伊吉的保母傳給他爸
‎一篇社群媒體文章

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‎說電視攝影機會引起男性禿頭

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‎賽米爾爸爸的咖啡廳要接受安檢

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‎非常聰明，泰貝莎

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‎好的，準備小皮傳送

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‎-什麼？
‎-嘿

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‎怎麼回事…？騠魚醬跟臭蛋

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‎他們破壞我們的小皮
‎泰貝莎什麼都想到了

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‎任務還沒改變

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‎得步行帶著百分之五寶寶穿越小鎮

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‎到我家秘密集合

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‎三輪車快遞寶貝

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‎需要用輪子才能找到輪子
‎還不僅如此

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‎眼鏡寶貝，三十秒打哈欠寶貝
‎大氣法蘭西，見過寶貝老闆

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‎太好了，厲害，泰德

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‎我能說什麼？
‎我是百分之五寶寶套索機

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‎你假裝牛仔腔耍酷嗎？
‎因為效果超讚

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‎準備快馬加鞭
‎載這些小不點到遠方去

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‎我好像不太行，帶他們去選美賽

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‎我會用我點心車體裡每一個
‎椒鹽捲餅跟熱狗保護你們

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‎開始踩

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‎我們的寶寶腳無法產生足夠的動力

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‎咿哈

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‎我們可能需要點小馬力

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‎佛拉特拉吉米咿哈，還是不對

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‎你是天生的完美賽跑機
‎高貴且閃電般的速度

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‎準備好挽救寶寶愛了嗎？

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‎後頭不討喜分子追上來了

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‎別讓他們接近我們的百分之五寶寶

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‎我是點心推車

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‎不是你這雀斑小鬼的按摩浴缸

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‎你投降嗎？

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‎吉拿棒？

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‎排檔桿

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‎專用小車

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‎毫無防衛

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‎不能慢下來，否則她會更快趕上

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‎我去，我腳根本踩不到
‎我只是假裝踩而已

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‎小痞

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‎憑你能阻止我？

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‎拍…

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‎跑吧，你是墨丘利的翅膀

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‎這趟路程就是創造你的目的

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‎我不在乎她做什麼合理的論述
‎記住…

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‎是，我知道，我口音
‎沒什麼說服力，衝啊

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‎-喔，不
‎-眼鏡寶貝

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‎不是你的錯，我的雷霆閃電

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‎還得繼續送達百分之五寶寶
‎眼前只有康莊大道

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‎對，這倒是怪了

188
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:16,842
‎大家都跑到哪兒去了？

189
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,053
‎長官？

190
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:24,058
‎注意，生氣的寶寶找到釘槍

191
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,393
‎這下子不妙了

192
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:29,105
‎這是我看過最糟的情況
‎但我無法不看

193
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,357
‎我們得立刻…

194
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,359
‎我的好兄弟

195
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,903
‎嗨，兄弟，是我，你的好兄弟

196
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:39,031
‎這不是個人恩怨，別記得我這樣子

197
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,493
‎喔，怎麼會是奧斯丁
‎他跟坦克一樣壯

198
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,537
‎那我們就找自己的坦克

199
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:45,454
‎那裡

200
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,416
‎“我很強悍

201
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,918
‎我該得到我生活裡該得的

202
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,880
‎點廣告支持骨氣培養者自我肯定…”

203
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,173
‎別重複那個字

204
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:58,926
‎他緊跟在後

205
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:05,307
‎-泰德，越來越近了
‎-你有顆冠軍的心

206
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,978
‎等著今晚你盤子裡的糖霜胡蘿蔔

207
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,026
‎“我注意周遭”

208
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:21,031
‎小痞跟冰淇淋是我今天的敵人？

209
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:24,118
‎為何這工作要奪走我在乎的一切？

210
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,292
‎長官？

211
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:35,296
‎為何這巨大的災難
‎在我的大電視牆前展開？

212
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,132
‎拜託，不，他們在和聲

213
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,885
‎我的舒適圈生活
‎從沒讓我準備面對這種事

214
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,308
‎這傢伙在絕佳時機宣傳可樂

215
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,436
‎他知道激讚是
‎屁屁舒尿布的子公司嗎？

216
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,896
‎我之後再告訴他

217
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,648
‎我們正在護送百分之五寶寶的路上

218
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:55,774
‎其中大多數幾個

219
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,401
‎距離選美賽場多遠？

220
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,404
‎不清楚，JJ正在估算
‎冰淇淋車的路線

221
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,530
‎拜託

222
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:05,326
‎馬可波羅在游泳池都能做到
‎而且他都還看不見呢

223
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,829
‎好吧，不行，這風險太大了

224
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,332
‎我們得派出優特寶貝歐米加

225
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,416
‎優寶歐？

226
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,672
‎歡迎蒞臨一球淋先生，你要哪一球？

227
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,927
‎妳不會真的考慮用可愛核彈吧

228
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,596
‎寶寶愛在下降，你們都在冰淇淋車內

229
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:29,350
‎我看著個孩子從她肚臍上
‎釣出奶酪而且吃掉

230
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,852
‎但利用優寶歐甚至更危險

231
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:36,065
‎在人山人海的活動裡
‎投下最危險的可愛寶寶？

232
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,983
‎拜託，這事讓我們處理

233
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:41,904
‎我有一杯滿滿的氣泡糖水
‎但我的耐性快用完了

234
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,197
‎確定你能處理？

235
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,865
‎沒有萊姆汽水？

236
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,785
‎你可以找找後面？

237
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,079
‎好好找一下

238
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,956
‎每個小角落

239
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,541
‎我們不會讓你失望

240
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,088
‎99，派遣呼叫一球淋先生

241
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,507
‎快點到小不點選美賽會場

242
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,134
‎你這懶骨頭奶製品小販

243
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,553
‎馬上過去，長官

244
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,346
‎抱歉…

245
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,264
‎我很強悍

246
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,600
‎我要求我生活裡該得到的，下次吧

247
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:17,273
‎時間不多了，泰貝莎詭計多端
‎我們在這裡面極易被攻擊

248
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,899
‎分頭，爭取機會？

249
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,194
‎製造更多混亂讓四個保母
‎跟一個姊姊無法追蹤？

250
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,571
‎聽起來是好主意

251
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:27,366
‎每個人帶一到兩個百分之五寶寶
‎準備上路

252
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,245
‎耶

253
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,746
‎點心車一級棒

254
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,417
‎不討喜分子接近

255
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,131
‎別逼我這麼做，安全賓克頓守衛說…

256
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,342
‎別把守衛扯進這邪惡的事情裡

257
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,558
‎釋放你的垃圾朋友，垃圾箱手板球

258
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,101
‎釋放他們所有人

259
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,151
‎這就是為何你的名聲這麼臭，垃圾

260
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,781
‎我看不見小痞了

261
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,164
‎真容易傳染

262
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,000
‎JJ

263
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,629
‎希夢思，我們得為
‎JJ準備三輪車速度提神劑

264
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,633
‎冰淇淋車有軍用級氫嗎？

265
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,011
‎我不想假裝尋找

266
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,138
‎多半只是冰淇淋而已

267
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,765
‎這也可以

268
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,524
‎好，我們要放在哪裡？

269
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,401
‎她的嘴裡

270
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,111
‎-什麼？
‎-準備發射

271
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:58,999
‎糖

272
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,000
‎沒力了

273
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,213
‎希夢思

274
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,716
‎你說，速度提升
‎這也意味著暫時而已

275
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,642
‎三輪車快遞寶貝，不

276
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,978
‎他以為我在送點心

277
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,022
‎他們始終如一
‎這才能成為偉大的百分之五寶寶

278
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,818
‎非常感謝…

279
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,781
‎不

280
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,825
‎他們抓走大氣法蘭西

281
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,703
‎她讓不討喜分子成為
‎無法阻止的力量

282
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:39,665
‎沒關係，我們快到了
‎手上還有伊吉跟薩米爾

283
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,920
‎不好意思，一球林先生
‎官方選美事宜

284
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,171
‎我是志工

285
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,673
‎那是三明治

286
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,050
‎先生，你得掉頭

287
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,637
‎妳知道嗎？不，我不掉頭

288
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,722
‎我很強悍

289
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:59,059
‎妳比我老版還矮，更容易挺身對抗

290
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,563
‎兄弟，你見過選美賽後的
‎寶寶粉絲群嗎？

291
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:06,275
‎對胖胖臉頰與可愛笑容的小鬼
‎感到非常興奮？

292
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:10,029
‎他們會像一桶葡萄果凍裡的
‎魟魚一擁而上

293
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,823
‎老天，抱歉，好，小姐，我掉頭

294
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,958
‎怎麼還沒到小不點選美賽？

295
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,670
‎夠了，這些墊底寶寶破壞夠了

296
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,381
‎我準備進行優寶歐攻擊

297
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,550
‎等一下，妳剛說優寶歐？

298
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,469
‎妳要派核彈？

299
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,720
‎妳以為我們願意？

300
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,806
‎如果妳不讓我們通過
‎妳就是逼密錄眼出手了

301
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,060
‎我不能

302
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,315
‎-不
‎-不

303
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,401
‎拍…

304
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,111
‎拍…

305
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,406
‎太好了，送進去一個了

306
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,534
‎偵測到入侵者

307
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,495
‎嘿，入侵者

308
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:03,874
‎-出去，兄弟
‎-非常樂意，制服保全朋友

309
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,545
‎那是我們最後一位百分之五寶寶

310
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,756
‎把優寶歐送進去吧

311
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,382
‎小心，長官

312
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,636
‎要是大家直視可愛超過八秒…

313
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,179
‎我知道我寶寶如何運作

314
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,349
‎所以才幫她打造了看一下優寶歐箱

315
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,143
‎就只釋放優寶歐六秒

316
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,396
‎之後，彈簧裝置會拉她回去

317
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,817
‎避免我們的觀看者進入痛苦萬分狀態

318
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,944
‎完全安啦

319
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,738
‎拜託，你們太過極端了

320
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,281
‎是妳太過極端

321
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,075
‎太棒了，嘴砲

322
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:44,248
‎好的，來解救這令人厭惡的節目吧

323
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:48,001
‎第三名是潔西卡…

324
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,466
‎寶貝

325
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,512
‎寶貝

326
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,057
‎妳願意跟我一起撫養寶寶嗎？

327
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,060
‎寶寶愛度計破表了

328
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,937
‎我們需要更大的表

329
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:11,900
‎喔什麼？

330
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:16,780
‎她的小便盒沒有把她的
‎小便寶寶屁屁拉回去

331
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,240
‎眼睛閉上

332
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,915
‎太可愛了

333
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:27,916
‎我的眼睛

334
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,042
‎可愛得太過份了

335
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,336
‎太多責任了

336
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:37,217
‎這就是歐寶歐暴露超過八秒的結果？

337
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,762
‎我們以為只是不愉快
‎而不是哥德式的可怕瘋狂

338
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,224
‎-“我們”？
‎-我在科技淘氣看到看一下優寶歐箱

339
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,603
‎我們之間起衝突後
‎我幫助我們團隊駭入計時器

340
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,229
‎但這不是我想要的結果

341
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,857
‎-為何？
‎-爸，你能來接我嗎？

342
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:55,235
‎我們只想留話給寶貝企業…

343
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,906
‎妳去語音信箱留話吧
‎我們得拯救世界

344
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,449
‎妳站在我們這一邊嗎？

345
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:06,288
‎不論妳看見任何
‎終極可愛瘋狂的暴風都不重要

346
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,249
‎重要的是把優寶歐關回箱子裡

347
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,877
‎一、二、三

348
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,219
‎像是剪貼簿染上感冒

349
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,136
‎在那裡

350
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,684
‎好痛，但我無法不看

351
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,269
‎試著轉身

352
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:33,857
‎蒂娜

353
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,821
‎我抓到她了，快打開箱子

354
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:01,760
‎我得說，這寶寶是優勝者
‎漂亮，你能怎麼辦？

355
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,308
‎喔，他們來了

356
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,311
‎不僅擊退不討喜分子

357
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,563
‎挽救優寶歐災難

358
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,775
‎而且還找到新百分之五寶寶的英雄們

359
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,986
‎緊繃氣氛緩和寶貝

360
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,405
‎嗨，激讚哥兒們

361
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,408
‎那是尿布公司出品的

362
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,161
‎激讚與屁屁舒

363
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,623
‎今天一口清新，明天屁屁清新

364
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,129
‎我們還在吵嗎？

365
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,755
‎我現在懂了

366
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,925
‎妳與不討喜分子
‎想要對寶貝企業傳的訊息

367
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,428
‎-妳說得沒錯
‎-是嗎？

368
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,804
‎我們眼光受限

369
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:48,181
‎太過專注於百分之五寶寶

370
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,684
‎我們沒注意到只要夠努力

371
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,562
‎任何寶寶都能夠可愛到
‎登上百分之五寶寶

372
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,815
‎對，你只需要找到他們
‎特別可愛之處…

373
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,108
‎不

374
00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,651
‎你們誤解整個重點

375
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,571
‎不是誰夠可愛到當上百分之五寶寶

376
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,406
‎而是整個失敗的體制

377
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,159
‎你們創建了一個說明你越可愛

378
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,702
‎就得到越多愛的公司

379
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,787
‎那他們呢？

380
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,914
‎那我呢？

381
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,543
‎我就要踏入人類發展階段裡
‎最不可愛的階段

382
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:18,962
‎我還能被愛嗎？

383
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,172
‎或我只能成為…

384
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,591
‎不討喜分子？

385
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,594
‎我絕對不會不愛妳

386
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:29,348
‎就算妳決定拿豬當帽子帶
‎還在辣椒裡洗澡

387
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,474
‎謝了，蒂娜

388
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,644
‎不討喜分子從頭到尾其實都是對的

389
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,354
‎這表示寶貝企業…

390
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,982
‎是壞人

391
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,308
‎字幕翻譯: 王問僧