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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙…

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‎小老板

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‎老板已加入线上会议

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‎大家都到齐了？请快快坐好

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‎你的牙还没长齐 我在日理万机

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‎洗耳恭听我给大家问候鼓励

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‎利润 工资 别忘了奶嘴

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‎我交朋友 我爱你 你被录用了

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‎来吧 朝天空高举果汁盒

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‎小老板 直到退休时刻

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‎-小老板
‎-告诉他们谁是老大

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‎-小老板
‎-我就是神话传奇

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‎小老板

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‎-别看我只是小娃娃
‎-拿张婴儿座椅

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‎这是家族企业
‎小老板

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‎小巧饺子盛宴
‎绝对是不讨喜分子的目标

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‎德兹交了份详尽的侦察报告
‎后门安全

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‎如果塔比莎和她的朋友
‎跟踪精英宝贝

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‎他们唯一的入侵点就是主入口

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‎完美 我让凯蒂娅
‎做了一个战略分析…

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‎被我嚷嚷过的那些蜜蜂找到了我家
‎我就知道

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‎根本没有什么蜜蜂

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‎无人机已暴露
‎没有新的情报 但我会与你保持联络

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‎这是个公共场所

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‎所以我们对抗
‎不讨喜分子的策略必须是…

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‎素食西葫芦面？

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‎安全吗？

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‎塔比莎上次玩她的小马是什么时候？

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‎珍贵的天普顿 你值得拥有更多

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‎真是苦了你了
‎她宁愿做邪恶的工作…

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‎…也不愿给你梳理毛发

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‎安全

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‎他们就在那里

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‎皮皮喜欢被口哨声召唤

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‎这让我觉得自己像只猎鹰

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‎开始吧
‎盛宴还有不到24小时就要开始

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‎这是个诱人的目标 直播

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‎顶尖精英宝贝都在一个地方

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‎我是眼镜宝贝

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‎我是微笑萨米尔

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‎看看爱的指数涨了多少

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‎想得美 我们是不讨喜分子

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‎不 他们是恶魔

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‎交替场地 让他们在会场外面

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‎如果他们进不去 他们就无能为力

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‎戴兹在现场

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‎信息技术宝贝卡米
‎在技术支持部做了些特别的东西

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‎不讨喜分子识别软件
‎可接入会场摄像头

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‎不讨喜分子一旦靠近

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‎检测到非法入侵

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‎剩下的交给会场安保

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‎把程序上传到你的显示屏
‎到处检测一下

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‎-检测到非法入侵
‎-什么？

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‎她利用动物的声音做坏事

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‎你技艺高超

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‎我们之间有特殊联系

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‎珍贵的天普顿
‎你怎么能参与这场背叛？

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‎你没跟她说清楚吗？

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‎离盛宴远点

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‎错过今年最重要的宝贝活动？

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‎想都别想

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‎不行 寂静的早餐太诡异了

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‎-我们是一家人 聊聊天吧
‎-好吧

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‎塔比莎 用烤面包机的时候小心点

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‎我听说如果选错边 就会被烧焦

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‎烤面包机坏了？

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‎蒂娜 你吃班尼迪克蛋阿诺德吗？

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‎这是背后捅刀子的叛徒的完美早餐

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‎没人要吃班尼迪克蛋
‎水煮蛋没人吃得下

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‎一切皆有可能

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‎我赢了紫庞可乐
‎小巧饺子盛宴粉丝比赛

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‎我为比赛写了90篇论文
‎都没有顾得上写书

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‎现在我成了名人评委

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‎你对“名人”这个词用得太随意了

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‎我只需要每十分钟
‎就对着镜头喝一瓶紫庞

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‎为什么还没有人准备好？快点

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‎孩子们 我们可能要参加一场盛宴

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‎会场见 我和朋友们一起去

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‎晚饭见

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‎到时候你会喝为失败者准备的汤

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‎你知道我人很好
‎不会说脏话 你得帮帮忙

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‎哇 他们把宴会分了等级

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‎有种“黑帮老大第三次婚礼”的感觉

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‎家人们 我要去找其他名人评委了

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‎你可以只说“评委”

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‎我只在科幻界出名

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‎因为我说过 我不相信月球的存在

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‎我从父亲那里继承了一笔生意

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‎我从不错过评判别人的机会
‎发型不错

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‎我是在为我们三个人找座位
‎还是这又是“我假装

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‎对我的宝贝在危险任务中
‎跑来跑去没有意见”的情况？

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‎爱你 妈咪

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‎喂 妈妈需要甜品安慰一下

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‎还在现场吗 戴兹？

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‎正在分发零食 没有看到保姆

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‎后门情况如何？

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‎我这辈子从没这么开心过

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‎没有不讨喜分子

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‎我还发现了一个被人丢掉的
‎弹弹乒乓球拍

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‎只因为上面有灰尘 还呛到了我的肺

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‎JJ 大厅情况如何？

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‎我装上了所有东西
‎好让精英宝贝大放异彩

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‎给三轮快递宝贝的备用轮胎
‎给伊吉的发胶

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‎我认真清洗了微笑萨米尔
‎最喜欢的推车玩具

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‎-什么？
‎-不讨喜分子？

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‎不 抱歉

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‎我只是觉得
‎推车玩具没有人推的时候好诡异

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‎就像有人给小丑按下了暂停键

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‎也许不讨喜分子临阵退缩了

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‎不一定 青少年总是迟到

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‎即使他们有节省时间的
‎酸奶管和带轮子的鞋子

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‎感谢各位

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‎我是电视台的玛莎克林克尔

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‎很荣幸回到这个舞台

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‎我讨厌盛宴和它背后的含义

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‎但我从不拒绝现场演出
‎让我们来见见选手们

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‎精英宝贝哪儿去了？
‎这些白痴是谁？

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‎我知道那个婴儿

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‎他总是尿到纸尿裤外面

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‎懂我的意思吧？

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‎今年有很多热门选手没来

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‎但多亏了当地保姆的宣传

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‎我们找到了这些替补人选

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‎他们的计划不是攻击会场

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‎而是把我们的精英宝贝
‎换成废柴宝贝

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‎-真是天才
‎-塔比莎

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‎我装的东西没有应对这种情况的

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‎西班牙油条能帮助解决这个问题吗？

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‎我们只需要精英宝贝
‎可他们不在这里

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‎我们得让他们上台

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‎趁这些不讨人喜欢的家伙们
‎还没让爱的指数一路暴跌

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‎我找到了百变造型宝贝

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‎我在盯着伊吉

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‎锁定微笑萨米尔 他正在笑

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‎他们对你做了什么？

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‎这太糟糕了

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‎他的父母让他待在家里

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‎不讨喜分子安排了奶奶突然拜访

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‎伊吉的保姆给她爸爸
‎转了一篇社交媒体帖子

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‎说电视摄像机会导致男性脱发

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‎萨米尔爸爸的餐馆来了卫生检查员

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‎这招真高明 塔比莎

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‎好了 带上奶嘴

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‎-什么？
‎-嘿

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‎怎么回事…？鱼酱和臭鸡蛋

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‎他们对我们的奶嘴动了手脚
‎塔比莎把一切都想好了

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‎任务没有更改

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‎我们让这些精英宝贝走过去就好

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‎在我家集合

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‎三轮快递宝贝

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‎有了轮子才能找到轮子 女士
‎这还不是全部

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‎眼镜宝贝、30秒哈欠宝贝
‎胀气法兰西 小老板赠送

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‎真棒 干得漂亮 泰迪

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‎我能说什么呢?
‎我是一台套取精英宝贝的娃娃机

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‎想说牛仔语言让自己变酷？
‎因为听起来还不错

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‎是时候骑上小车
‎把这些小巧饺子送过去了

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‎这腔调我学不来 出发去会场吧

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‎我会用快餐车里的
‎椒盐卷饼和热狗保护你们

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‎出发

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‎我们的婴儿腿
‎没有足够的力量让车动起来

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‎咦哈！

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‎我想我们可能需要些小马的力量

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‎好吧 真是太牛了 我还是没学会

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‎你是大自然完美的奔跑机器
‎风驰电掣 高贵无比

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‎准备好拯救爱的指数了吗？

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‎不讨喜分子在追我们

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‎让他们离精英宝贝远点

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‎我是一辆快餐车

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‎不是你奶奶那满是臭虫的按摩浴缸

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‎你服不服？

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‎西班牙油条？

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‎动力转向

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‎车尾

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‎没人防守

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‎我们不能减速 她会更快追上他们的

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‎我去守 我的脚都够不着
‎我在假装骑自行车

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‎皮皮

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‎就你还想阻止我？

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‎乒乒乓乓

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‎飞驰吧 你是墨丘利的翅膀

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‎这趟旅程就是
‎你们这个物种存在的目的

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‎我不在乎她说的是否有道理 记住…

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‎是 我知道
‎我的口音没有说服力 快跑啊

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‎-哦 不
‎-眼镜宝贝

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‎这不是你的错 我的闪电

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‎我们还需要运送精英宝贝
‎而前方毫无阻碍

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‎是啊 好奇怪

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‎大家都去哪儿了？

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‎女士？

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‎小心 那个愤怒宝贝
‎发现了一把订书机

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‎情况不妙

193
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:29,021
‎这是我见过的最糟糕的场面
‎但我忍不住要看

194
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,273
‎我们需要右转…

195
00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,275
‎兄弟

196
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,820
‎嘿 兄弟 是我 你的兄弟

197
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,948
‎不是针对你的 别往心里去

198
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,410
‎哦 可别是奥斯丁啊
‎他长得像个坦克一样

199
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,453
‎那我们去找我们的坦克

200
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,371
‎那边

201
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,332
‎“我很强壮

202
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,835
‎我要求得到我应得的生活

203
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:54,797
‎点击这个广告来
‎支持脊柱种植者的自我肯定…”

204
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,090
‎不要重复

205
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,843
‎他在我们后面

206
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:05,224
‎-很接近咯
‎-你有一颗冠军的心

207
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:08,894
‎今晚你的饭里可能会
‎有一根裹着糖霜的胡萝卜哦

208
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,943
‎“我关注周边环境”

209
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,948
‎皮皮和冰淇淋今天都是我的敌人吗？

210
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:24,034
‎为什么这份工作
‎要夺走我在乎的一切？

211
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,208
‎夫人？

212
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:35,212
‎我的巨幕电视里
‎上演的这场巨大灾难是怎么回事？

213
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,048
‎拜托 不要 他们很和谐

214
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,801
‎我被保护得好好的
‎没准备好面对这种事

215
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:47,224
‎不过 负责可乐宣传的人做得很到位

216
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,352
‎他们知道紫庞可乐是
‎屁屁舒纸尿裤的子公司吗？

217
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,812
‎我晚点告诉他

218
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,565
‎我们和精英宝贝在路上了

219
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:55,524
‎大部分

220
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,318
‎离会场有多远？

221
00:12:57,401 --> 00:13:00,321
‎不清楚 JJ在画卡车路线

222
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,447
‎拜托

223
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:05,242
‎马可波罗在水池都能画好
‎他甚至都看不见

224
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:08,746
‎好吧 不行 这样太冒险了

225
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,248
‎我们得派超级宝贝欧米茄去

226
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,333
‎超宝欧？

227
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,589
‎欢迎光临史酷比先生 需要点什么？

228
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,843
‎你不会真的在考虑
‎这个核弹级的可爱选项吧

229
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,513
‎爱的指数正在溃败
‎你们在冰激凌卡车里

230
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:29,266
‎我看到一个小孩
‎把马苏里拉奶酪从肚脐里挖出来吃了

231
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,769
‎派超宝欧去风险更高

232
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:35,981
‎把最危险的可爱宝贝放在拥挤场合？

233
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,900
‎拜托 交给我们解决

234
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:41,820
‎我有一整杯汽水甜品
‎但我快没有耐心了

235
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,113
‎确定你们能行？

236
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,782
‎没有青柠冰棒吗？

237
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:47,701
‎你能去看看后面有没有吗？

238
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,995
‎好好检查一下

239
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,872
‎每个能容婴儿藏身的角落都别放过

240
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,457
‎我们不会让你失望的

241
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,004
‎呼叫九九 派遣史酷比先生

242
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,423
‎立即开往小饺子盛宴

243
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,051
‎就现在 你这个软骨头的奶制品小贩

244
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,469
‎马上 长官

245
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,263
‎对不起

246
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,180
‎我很强壮

247
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,517
‎我会要求得到我应得的 下次一定

248
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:17,189
‎时间不多了 塔比莎很狡猾
‎我们在这里就是瓮中之鳖

249
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,816
‎分头去碰碰运气？

250
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:22,111
‎给四个保姆和一个姐姐
‎多制造点麻烦？

251
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,487
‎计划不错

252
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:27,283
‎每人管好一、两个精英宝贝
‎准备出去

253
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,161
‎好嘞！

254
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,663
‎零食车竖起大拇指

255
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,333
‎不讨喜分子来了

256
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,047
‎别逼我这么做 安全守卫宾克顿说…

257
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,259
‎别把守卫扯进这件破事

258
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,474
‎解放你的垃圾朋友吧
‎垃圾箱弹弹乒乓球

259
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,018
‎解放它们

260
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:02,067
‎这就是你名声不好的原因 垃圾

261
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,698
‎我看不到皮皮了

262
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,080
‎太容易上口了

263
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,917
‎JJ

264
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,545
‎希梦思 我们需要给JJ的三轮车加速

265
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,549
‎那辆冰激凌车有军用级氢气吗？

266
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,928
‎我不会假装去找的

267
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,055
‎用冰激凌之类的东西就可以

268
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,681
‎我可以搞定

269
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,441
‎现在我们要把它贴在哪里？

270
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,318
‎她的嘴里

271
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,028
‎-什么？
‎-启动所有引擎

272
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:58,916
‎甜嗨！

273
00:15:58,999 --> 00:15:59,917
‎已耗尽

274
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,129
‎希梦思

275
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,633
‎是你们说的加速 这只是暂时的

276
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,558
‎三轮快递宝贝 不要

277
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,894
‎他以为我在送零食

278
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,939
‎他们始终如一
‎所以才能成为伟大的精英宝贝

279
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,734
‎非常感谢…

280
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,698
‎不要

281
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,741
‎他们抓住了胀气法兰西

282
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,619
‎她让不讨喜分子变得势不可挡

283
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,581
‎没关系 我们快到了
‎我们还有伊吉和萨米尔

284
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,837
‎不好意思 史酷比先生
‎官方盛宴服务商

285
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,088
‎我是志愿者

286
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,589
‎那只是半个三明治

287
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,967
‎先生 你必须掉头

288
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,554
‎你知道吗？不 我不想掉头

289
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:54,638
‎我很强壮

290
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:58,976
‎你比我老板矮 也更容易对付

291
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:02,479
‎哥们 你见过盛宴后的宝贝粉丝吗？

292
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:06,191
‎满脑子都是胖乎乎的脸蛋
‎和甜甜的笑容？

293
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,945
‎它们会像一桶葡萄果冻
‎里的黄貂鱼一样蜂拥而至

294
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,740
‎老天 抱歉 女士 我掉头就是了

295
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,875
‎你怎么还没到小巧饺子盛宴？

296
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:26,587
‎这些废柴婴儿
‎造成的伤害已经够大了

297
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,298
‎我宣布超宝欧行动开始

298
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,467
‎等等 你刚刚说了超宝欧？

299
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,385
‎你要发射核弹？

300
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,595
‎你以为我们想？

301
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,723
‎如果你不让我们过去
‎你就是在逼迫保姆监控

302
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:40,976
‎我做不到

303
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,231
‎-不
‎-不

304
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,318
‎乒乒乓乓

305
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,028
‎乒乒乓乓

306
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,323
‎耶 我们送进去一个了

307
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,451
‎检测到非法入侵

308
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,411
‎嘿 你这个入侵者

309
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:03,791
‎-出去吧 兄弟
‎-乐意效劳 制服保安朋友

310
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,462
‎这是我们仅剩的精英宝贝

311
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,672
‎派出超宝欧吧

312
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,299
‎小心行事 女士

313
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,552
‎如果观众的直视超过八秒钟…

314
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,929
‎我清楚她的能力

315
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:20,265
‎所以我们给她做了一个特殊的
‎超宝欧藏宝盒

316
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,060
‎它会在六秒内释放超宝欧

317
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,313
‎然后 在我们的观众
‎陷入痛苦的精神错乱之前

318
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:29,733
‎有个弹簧装置会把她拉回去

319
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,860
‎完全安全

320
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,655
‎拜托 你们太过分了

321
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,198
‎是你太过分了

322
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,991
‎太棒了 我故意说狠话

323
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:44,164
‎好了 让我们结束这令人厌恶的节目

324
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,918
‎第三名是杰西…

325
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,383
‎宝贝

326
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,428
‎宝贝

327
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,974
‎你愿意和我一起抚养孩子吗？

328
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,977
‎爱的指数已经爆表

329
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,854
‎我们需要更大的图表

330
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:11,817
‎什么情况？

331
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:16,697
‎她的娃娃盒没有把娃娃屁屁拽回去

332
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,157
‎保护好你的眼睛

333
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,832
‎太可爱了

334
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:27,833
‎我的眼睛

335
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:28,876
‎太可爱了

336
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,253
‎责任重大

337
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:37,134
‎当超宝欧暴露超过八秒
‎就会发生这种情况吗？

338
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,679
‎我们以为会很不愉快
‎而不是疯狂的哥特式恐怖

339
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:44,141
‎-“我们”？
‎-我在科技淘气展看过超宝欧藏宝盒

340
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:47,519
‎当我们开始对立后
‎我帮我的团队破坏了计时器

341
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,146
‎但我没想过会这样

342
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,773
‎-为什么？
‎-爸 能来接我吗？

343
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:55,152
‎我们只想给宝贝企业发个信息…

344
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,822
‎把你的信息发送到语音信箱吧
‎我们还要挽救大局呢

345
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,073
‎一起合作吗？

346
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,205
‎不管你在超级可爱的错乱中看到什么

347
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,166
‎重要的是把超宝欧放进盒子里

348
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,793
‎一、二、三…

349
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,135
‎就像贴纸书得了流感一样

350
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,053
‎那里

351
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,601
‎很灼眼 但我不能移开视线

352
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,186
‎试试转过身

353
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:33,774
‎蒂娜

354
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,738
‎我抓住她了 打开盒子 快点

355
00:20:57,172 --> 00:21:01,677
‎这么说吧 那个孩子赢了
‎干得不错 你想怎么办？

356
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,225
‎他们在那里

357
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:11,228
‎英雄们不仅挫败了不讨喜分子

358
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,480
‎不仅避免了超宝欧灾难

359
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,692
‎甚至还为我们
‎找到了新一批精英宝贝

360
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,902
‎断路器宝贝

361
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,321
‎嘿 紫庞兄弟们

362
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,324
‎那是一家尿布公司生产的

363
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:28,078
‎紫庞与屁屁舒

364
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:31,540
‎今天嗓子好清凉 明天屁屁好舒爽

365
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:37,045
‎我们还要争斗吗？

366
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,672
‎我现在懂了

367
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,842
‎你们不讨喜分子
‎想要传达给宝贝企业的信息

368
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,344
‎-而且你是对的
‎-嗯？

369
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,721
‎我们局限了视野

370
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,098
‎我们太关注那些精英宝贝

371
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,600
‎没有意识到只要有足够的努力

372
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,478
‎任何一个孩子都能可爱到
‎成为精英宝贝

373
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,732
‎你只需找到他们的可爱之处…

374
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,025
‎不是

375
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,568
‎你们忽略了重点

376
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,487
‎重点不是谁能足够可爱
‎成为精英宝贝

377
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,323
‎是整个崩溃的体系

378
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:07,075
‎你已经建立了这样一个公司
‎你越可爱

379
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,618
‎就越值得被爱

380
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,704
‎那他们该怎么办呢？

381
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,831
‎我该怎么办呢?

382
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:16,460
‎我就要成长到
‎人类发展中最不可爱的阶段了

383
00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,879
‎我还值得被爱吗？

384
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,088
‎还是我只能…

385
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,507
‎变得不讨喜了？

386
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,510
‎我永远不会不爱你

387
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:29,264
‎即使你决定把猪当帽子戴
‎或者在辣椒里洗澡

388
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,390
‎谢了 蒂妮

389
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:34,561
‎不讨喜分子一直站在正确的一边

390
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:36,271
‎这意味着宝贝企业…

391
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,899
‎才是坏人

392
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,308
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