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-Hold all my-- Whoa!
-[laughing]
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♪ Boss Baby! ♪
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♪ I'm the boss dial in to the meeting ♪
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♪ Everybody here?
Please find your seating ♪
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♪ While you teething
I'm sinking my teeth in ♪
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♪ First one to show
So I can do all my greeting ♪
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♪ Profits, payrolls, and pacifiers ♪
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♪ I make friends!
I love you, you're hired! ♪
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♪ So come on
And raise your juice boxes skyward! ♪
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♪ Boss babies until we retire! ♪
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-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪
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-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪
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-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪
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♪ Grab a high chair
This the family business ♪
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Boss baby ♪
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[suspenseful music playing]
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The Lil' Dumpling baby pageant
is definitely the Uncuddleables' target.
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We got a good scouting report from Dez.
Back door is secure.
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If Tabitha and her friends come
after our five percenter babies,
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their only incursion point
is the main entrance.
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Perfect.
I had Katja run a strategic analysis...
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-[buzzing]
-[screams]
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The bees I yelled at
found my house. I knew it.
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That's no bees.
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[blows raspberry]
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Drone compromised.
No new intel. Keep you posted.
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It's a public venue,
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so our
counter-Uncuddleable strategy has to be--
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-[crunching]
-[both yelp]
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Veggie Zoodle?
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Is it safe?
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When's the last time
Tabitha play with her pony?
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[pony whinnying]
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Oh, Precious Templeton,
you deserve so much more
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than a mixed-up kid
who'd rather do the devil's work
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than brush your flaxen mane.
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[pony whinnying]
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The coast is clear.
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[whistling]
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They're right there.
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Pip likes being called with whistles.
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It makes me feel like a hunting falcon.
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Let's go.
Pageant starts in less than 24 hours.
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It's an irresistible target.
Live broadcast.
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All our top five percenters in one place.
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[mimicking babies] I'm Spectacles Baby.
I'm Smiling Samir.
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Look how much Baby Love is going up.
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[Boss Baby] Not so fast.
We're the Uncuddleables.
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[Pip] No, they're evil.
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[grunting]
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Alternate pitch:
Keep them outside the pageant.
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They're powerless
if they can't get in the building.
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Dez is on site.
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IT Baby Cammy's cooking up
something special in Tech Support.
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Uncuddleable recognition software,
patched into the venue's cameras.
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Any Uncuddleable steps into the vicinity:
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-[mimics alarm] Trespasser detected.
-[alarm blaring]
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Pageant security takes care of the rest.
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Just uploaded the app to your monitor.
Give her a spinzo.
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[beeping]
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-[Cammy] Trespasser detected.
-What?
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[all gasp]
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[mimics pony neighing]
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She's using animal sounds for evil.
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[Boss Baby] You are frighteningly skilled.
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We share a special bond.
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Precious Templeton,
how could you join in this betrayal?
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[whinnying]
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You didn't clear this with her?
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[whinnying]
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Stay away from the pageant.
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Miss the biggest baby event of the year?
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I wouldn't dream of it.
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[slurps]
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Nope, silent breakfast is weird.
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-We're family. Somebody talk.
-Okay.
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Tabitha, be careful using the toaster.
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I hear if you choose the wrong side,
you get burnt.
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Toaster's broken?
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Tina, you having Eggs Benedict Arnold?
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The perfect breakfast
for backstabby traitors.
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No one's having eggs Benedict.
Poached eggs are impossible.
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Anything is possible.
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I won Zipzang Cola's
Lil' Dumpling fan contest
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that I wrote 90 essays for,
instead of working on my book,
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and now I get to be a celebrity judge.
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You're being very liberal
with the word "celebrity."
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I drink a Zipzang
on camera every 10 minutes.
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-Why is no one getting ready? Come on.
-Oh.
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Uh...
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Kids, I guess we're going to a pageant.
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I'll meet you there.
I'll go with my friends.
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See you at dinner,
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where you'll be having loser soup.
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[door closes]
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You know I'm too nice for trash talk.
You gotta jump in.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Whoa, they classed this event up.
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A "mob boss's third wedding" feel.
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Family, this is where I leave you
to join the other celebrity judges.
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Oh, you can just say "judges."
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I'm only famous in the sci-fi community,
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and because I said
I don't believe in the moon.
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I inherited a business from my dad.
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I never miss an opportunity
to judge others. Nice hair.
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Am I finding seats for all of us,
or is it another "I pretend to be fine
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with my baby running around
on a dangerous mission" situation?
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Love you, Mommy.
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[sighs]
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Yo, Mama needs comfort sugar.
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Still on site, Dez?
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[Dez] Dispensing snacks.
No sign of babysitters.
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How's the stage door?
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I've never had
so much fun in my entire life.
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No Uncuddleables,
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and I found this paddleball
that somebody threw out,
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just because it gives off dust
that makes my lungs burn. [coughs]
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JJ, what's the lobby situation?
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I packed everything
for our five percenters to shine.
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Spare tires for Trike Delivery Baby.
Hairspray for Iggy.
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I washed
Smiling Samir's favorite push toy--
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[gasps]
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-What?
-Uncuddleable?
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No, sorry.
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Push toys are freaky
when they're not being pushed.
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It's like someone paused a clown.
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Maybe the Uncuddleables got cold feet.
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Doubtful. Teenagers are always late.
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Even with their timesaving yogurt tubes
and shoes with wheels.
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-[thud]
-[gasps]
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-[cheers and applause]
-[laughs] Thank you, thank you.
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I'm TV's Marsha Krinkle.
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What an honor it is
to be back on this stage.
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I hate pageants
and everything they represent.
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But I never turn down a live gig.
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-Let's meet our contestants.
-[crowd cheering]
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-[screaming]
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[gasping]
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[gasps] Where are the five percenters?
Who are these ding-dongs?
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[Dez] I know that baby.
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He's got trouble
coloring inside the lines diaper-wise.
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Understand my inference?
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Lot of no-shows
from the odds-on favorites this year,
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but thanks to a publicity push
from local babysitters,
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we've got these fill-ins.
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Their plan wasn't to attack the pageant.
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It was to swap our five percenters
with bottom five percenters.
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-It's genius.
-Tabitha.
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I did not pack for this scenario.
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[Dez] Would this situation
be helped by churros?
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We need our five percenters.
They're out there.
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Get them on-stage
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before these backside blowouts
flush Baby Love down the toilet. Go.
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Wow.
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I got Always-Wears-a-Costume Baby.
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[babbling]
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Eyes on Iggy.
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[giggling]
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Smiling Samir locked and laughing.
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They did what to you?
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-That is messed up.
-[moans]
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His parents kept him home.
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The Uncuddleables arranged
a surprise Grandma visit.
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Iggy's sitter sent his dad
a social media post
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that said TV cameras
cause male pattern baldness.
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Samir's dad's café
is getting a health inspector visit.
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Clever move, Tabitha.
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All right, chupies in.
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-What?
-Hey.
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What's the matter with--? [gags]
Anchovy paste and rotten eggs.
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They sabotaged our chupies.
Tabitha thought of everything.
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Mission hasn't changed.
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Get these five percenters
across town on foot.
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Rendezvous at my house.
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[Tina] Trike Delivery Baby.
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Takes wheels to find wheels, ma'am.
And that's not all.
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Spectacles Baby, 30-Second Yawn Baby,
and Gassy Francis, courtesy of Boss Baby.
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Yes. Amazing work, Teddy.
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What can I say?
I'm a five percenter lassoing machine.
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Trying to sound cool with cowpoke talk?
Because it is working great.
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Time to saddle on it and rustle around
these Lil' Dumplings to yonder.
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Doesn't work for me. Get to the pageant.
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[Dez] I'll protect you with every pretzel
and hot dog in my snack cart body.
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Pedal.
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[grunting]
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Our baby legs
can't build enough oomph to start.
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-[grunting continues]
-[gasps]
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Yee-haw!
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Thought we might need more pony-power.
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Well, flat-a-rat-a-jiminy-hee-haw.
Still don't got it.
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You are nature's perfect running machine,
a flash of speed and nobility.
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-Ready to go save some Baby Love?
-[whinnying]
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-Hyah!
-[neighing]
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[all gasp]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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We got Uncuddleables a-go-go.
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Keep them away from our five percenters.
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[Dez] I am a snack cart,
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not your meemaw's bug-flecked Jacuzzi.
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Do you yield?
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Churro?
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[Dez] Power steering. [grunts]
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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The caboose.
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It's unguarded.
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We can't lose speed.
She'll catch them faster.
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I'll go. My feet can't even reach.
I was charade pedaling.
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[grunts]
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[banging]
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[Tina] Pip.
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[scoffs]
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You're gonna stop me?
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-Paddle, paddle, paddle...
-[coughing]
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Ride. You are Mercury's wings.
This journey
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-is the purpose in your creation.
-[neighing]
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[snorts, then whinnying]
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I don't care if she made logical points.
Remember that... [mimics neighing]
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[neighs]
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Yes, I know.
My accent is unconvincing. Just ride.
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-Oh, no.
-Spectacles Baby.
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-[whines]
-[shushing]
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It's not your fault, my bolt of lightning.
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We have five percenters to deliver
and nothing but open road ahead.
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Yeah, that's weird.
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Where is everybody?
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[JJ] Ma'am?
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[babbling over TV]
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Heads up,
the angry one found a staple gun.
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[grunting] Doesn't look good.
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It's the worst thing I've ever seen,
but I can't stop looking.
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We need to go right-- [gasps]
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My buddy. Hey, buddy. It's me, your buddy.
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It's not personal.
Don't remember me this way.
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Oh, not Austin. He's built like a tank.
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Then we get our own tank.
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There.
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"I am strong.
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I demand what I deserve from life.
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Click on the ad to support
Spinegrowers self-affirmation--"
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Oh, oh. Don't repeat that.
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-[neighs]
-[JJ] He's on our tail.
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-Cutting it close here.
-You have the heart of a champion.
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Expect a frosting-covered carrot
in your dish tonight.
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[neighs]
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"I am aware of my surroundings."
247
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,404
-[gasps]
-[engine starts]
248
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:21,031
Pip and ice cream are my enemy today?
249
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:24,118
Why must this job take
everything I care about?
250
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:26,829
-[all panting]
-[ringing]
251
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,292
Ma'am?
252
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:35,296
What is this giant disaster
unfolding on my giant TV?
253
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,132
-Please, no. They're harmonizing.
-[babies crying]
254
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,885
Nothing in my sheltered life
prepared me for this.
255
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,308
Dude doing cola promos is on point though.
256
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,436
Does he know Zipzang's
a subsidiary of Buttsnuggers Diapers?
257
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,896
I'll tell him later.
258
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,648
We're en route with the five percenters.
259
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:55,608
Most of them.
260
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,401
How far from the pageant?
261
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,404
Unclear. JJ's charting the truck's route.
262
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,530
Come on.
263
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:05,326
Marco Polo did this in a pool,
and he couldn't even see.
264
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,829
Okay. Nuh-uh. No. This is all too risky.
265
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,332
We gotta send in UltraBaby Omega.
266
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,416
UBO?
267
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,834
[tires screeching]
268
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,797
[Mr. Scooper] Welcome to Mr. Scooper.
What can I scoop you?
269
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,927
You're considering
the nuclear option of cuteness.
270
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,596
Baby Love is tanking.
You're in an ice cream truck.
271
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:29,350
I watched a kid fish mozzarella
out of her bellybutton and eat it. Eww.
272
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,852
Using UBO would be even more risky.
273
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:36,065
Dropping the most dangerously cute baby
into a crowded event?
274
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,983
Please, let us handle this.
275
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:41,904
I'm full of fizzy sugar,
but I'm almost empty on patience.
276
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,197
Sure you got this?
277
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,865
[Tabitha] No lime pops?
278
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,785
Could you search way in the back?
279
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,079
Like search really, really good.
280
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,956
Every baby-sized corner.
281
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,541
We won't let you down.
282
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:59,129
[mimics static] Niner-niner.
Dispatch to Mr. Scooper.
283
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,507
Get to the Lil' Dumpling pageant.
284
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,134
Now, you noodle-spined dairy peddler.
285
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,553
Oh, right away, sir.
286
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,346
Sorry, sorry.
287
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,264
I am strong.
288
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,600
I will demand
what I deserve from life next time.
289
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:17,273
Time's short, and Tabitha's wily.
We're a soft target in here.
290
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,899
Split up and play the odds?
291
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:22,194
Create too much chaos for
four babysitters and one sister?
292
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,571
Sounds like a plan.
293
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:27,366
Buddy up with a five percenter or two.
Ready to roll.
294
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:29,952
[whooping]
295
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,245
Yeah!
296
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,746
[Dez] Snack cart thumbs up.
297
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,417
Uncuddleables incoming.
298
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,131
Don't make me do this.
Ranger Safety Binkerton says--
299
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:45,342
Don't bring the Ranger
into this unholy thing.
300
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,972
[grunts] Oh...
301
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,558
Liberate your trash friends,
dumpster paddleball.
302
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,101
Free them all.
303
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,353
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
304
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:02,067
[Pip screams] This is why
you have such a bad reputation, garbage.
305
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,068
[screaming]
306
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,194
[crashing]
307
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,781
I lost sight of Pip.
308
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,700
[grunting]
309
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,369
[yawning]
310
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,497
It's just so catchy. Mm.
311
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,000
[gasps] JJ.
312
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,629
Simmons,
we need a trike speed boost for JJ.
313
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,633
Does that ice cream truck have
military-grade hydrogen?
314
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,011
I'm not gonna pretend to look.
315
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,138
It's mostly ice cream stuff.
316
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,765
I can work with that.
317
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,850
[upbeat music playing]
318
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,524
Now what do we attach it to?
319
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,401
Uh... Her mouth.
320
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,111
-What?
-Fire all engines.
321
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:48,864
[yawning]
322
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:51,951
[gasps]
323
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:58,999
Sugar!
324
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,000
Crash.
325
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,377
[snoring]
326
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,213
Simmons.
327
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,716
You said, speed boost.
That implies temporary.
328
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,221
[grunting]
329
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,099
[babbles]
330
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,642
[Dez] Trike Delivery Baby, no.
331
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,978
He thinks I'm delivering snacks.
332
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,022
They're consistent.
It makes them great five percenters.
333
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,693
-Aww. Thank you very...
-[babbling]
334
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,403
-Ha-cha-cha!
-[babbling]
335
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,781
[Dez grunting] No.
336
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,825
They got Gassy Francis.
337
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,703
She's made the Uncuddleables
into an unstoppable force.
338
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:39,164
It's okay. We're almost there.
We still got Iggy and Samir.
339
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,041
-[tires screeching]
-[all gasp]
340
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,920
Excuse me, Mr. Scooper.
Official pageant business.
341
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,171
I'm a volunteer.
342
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,673
That was a sandwich.
343
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,050
Sir, you have to turn around.
344
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,637
You know what? No, I don't want to.
345
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,722
I am strong.
346
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:59,059
And you are shorter than my boss
and much easier to stand up to.
347
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,563
Buddy, you ever seen baby fans
after a pageant?
348
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:06,275
All jazzed up on pudgy cheeks
and sweet-smelling heads?
349
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:10,029
They'll swarm like stingrays
in a bucket of grape jelly.
350
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,823
Jeez, sorry. Yes, ma'am, turning around.
351
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,201
[all yell]
352
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,539
[monitor ringing]
353
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,958
How are you still not at Lil' Dumplings?
354
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,670
These barrel-bottom babies
have done enough damage.
355
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,381
I'm calling in the UBO strike.
356
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,550
Wait, did you say UBO?
357
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,469
You're sending in the nuke?
358
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,678
Think we want this?
359
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,806
You're forcing Nannycam's hand
if you don't let us through.
360
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,060
I can't.
361
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,315
[Tina and Boss Baby] No.
362
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:49,401
-[Austin screaming]
-[Pip] Paddle, paddle, paddle.
363
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,987
Paddle, paddle, paddle. [yells]
364
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,406
Yes, we got one inside.
365
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,574
[screams]
366
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,534
-[robot] Trespasser detected.
-Uh-oh.
367
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,495
[guard] Hey, you. Trespasser.
368
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:03,874
-Get to stepping, buddy.
-Happy to, uniformed security friend.
369
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,295
That was our last five percenter.
370
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,756
[sighs] Send in the UBO.
371
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,382
Just be careful, ma'am.
372
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,636
If the crowd looks directly
for more than eight seconds--
373
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,012
I know how my girl works.
374
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,349
That's why we made her
a special Peek-a-UBO Box.
375
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,143
It releases UBO for exactly six seconds.
376
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,396
After that,
a spring-loaded harness pulls her in
377
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,817
before our spectators descend
into excruciating madness.
378
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,944
It's totally safe-esque.
379
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,279
Please. You're going too far.
380
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,281
[scoffs] You went too far.
381
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,075
Yeah, trash talk.
382
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,910
[babies crying]
383
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:44,248
Okay, let's put this
abomination of a show out of its misery.
384
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:47,793
Our third runner-up is Jessic-- [gasps]
385
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,129
Aww.
386
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,131
[all gasp]
387
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,466
Baby.
388
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,385
[babbling]
389
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,512
Baby.
390
00:18:58,595 --> 00:18:59,972
[all] Aww.
391
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,057
Will you raise a baby with me?
392
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,060
[Nannycam] Baby Love
is literally off the charts.
393
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,937
We need bigger charts.
394
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,230
[beeping]
395
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,982
[alarm blaring]
396
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,900
-Whoa-oh.
-What-oh?
397
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:16,780
Her widdle box isn't pulling
her widdle baby tushy back in.
398
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,240
Shield your eyes.
399
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,242
-[majestic music playing]
-Oh...
400
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,077
[screaming]
401
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,413
[speaking gibberish]
402
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,915
-Too cute.
-[laughing]
403
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:27,916
My eyes.
404
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,959
Too much cute.
405
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,336
So much responsibility.
406
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,130
[indistinct chatter]
407
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:37,217
This happens when UBO is exposed
for more than eight seconds?
408
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,762
We thought it'd be unpleasant,
not Gothic horror madness.
409
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,224
-"We"?
-I saw the Peek-a-UBO Box at Techy Tykes.
410
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,603
When things went bad between us,
I helped my team hack the timer.
411
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,229
But I didn't want this.
412
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,857
-[gasps] Why?
-Dad, can you come get me?
413
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:55,235
We were trying
to send a message to Baby Corp--
414
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,906
Send your message to voice mail.
We got the day to save.
415
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,157
Are you with us?
416
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:06,288
Whatever you see in
that hurricane of ultra-adorable insanity,
417
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,249
all that matters
is getting UBO in that box.
418
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,877
One, two, three...
419
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,131
[cackling]
420
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,219
It's like a sticker book got the flu.
421
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,136
There.
422
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,222
[magical music playing]
423
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,684
[grunts] It burns, but I can't not look.
424
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,269
Try turning around.
425
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,857
-Oh!
-[Boss Baby] Tina.
426
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,817
-[yells]
-[growling]
427
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,821
[grunts] I got her. Open the box. Hurry.
428
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,158
[both grunting]
429
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:51,917
[babbling]
430
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,753
[crowd laughing]
431
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,172
Wow, uh...
432
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:01,760
Let's say, that kid's the winner.
Great job. What are you gonna do?
433
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,637
[cheers and applause]
434
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,308
Oh, there they are.
435
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,311
The heroes who
not only foiled the Uncuddleables,
436
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,563
not only averted a UBO disaster,
437
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,775
but even found us a new five percenter.
438
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,986
Tension Breaker Baby.
439
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,405
Hey, Zipzang buddies.
440
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,408
That's made by a diaper company.
441
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,161
Zipzang and Buttsnuggers.
442
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:31,623
Refreshment today,
rear-freshment tomorrow.
443
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,129
So we still fighting?
444
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,755
I get it now.
445
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,925
The message you Uncuddleables
were trying to send Baby Corp.
446
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,428
-And you're right.
-Yeah?
447
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,804
We limited our vision.
448
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:48,181
We got so caught up
with our five percenters,
449
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,684
we didn't realize that
with enough elbow grease,
450
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,562
any baby can be cute enough
to be a five percenter.
451
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,815
You just have to find
their special cute thing--
452
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,108
[Tabitha] No.
453
00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,651
You missed the point.
454
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,571
It's not about
who's cute enough to be a five percenter.
455
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,406
It's the whole busted system.
456
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,159
You've built a company
that says the cuter you are,
457
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:08,618
the more love you deserve.
458
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,787
-So where does that leave them?
-[baby crying]
459
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,914
Where does that leave me?
460
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,543
I'm about to mature into
the least cute phase of human development.
461
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:18,962
Do I deserve to be loved anymore?
462
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,172
Or am I just...
463
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,591
Uncuddleable?
464
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,594
I'll never not love you.
465
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:29,348
Even if you decide
to wear a pig as a hat and bathe in chili.
466
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,474
-Mm.
-Thanks, Teeny.
467
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,644
The Uncuddleables were
on the right side of this the entire time.
468
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,354
Which means Baby Corp...
469
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,982
are the bad guys.
470
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,692
[dramatic music playing]
471
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,069
[babbling]
472
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,322
[closing theme playing]
473
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,826
♪ Boss baby ♪
474
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,162
♪ Boss baby ♪
475
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:54,247
♪ Boss baby ♪
476
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,044
-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪
477
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,671
♪ Boss baby
I'm a legend, mythic ♪
478
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,466
♪ Y'all heard the story
But you know what the twist is? ♪
479
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,344
♪ Welcome to the family business
Boss baby ♪