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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎老闆正在忙

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎大老闆線上加入會議

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‎大家都到齊？請依序入席

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‎你牙沒長齊，我在日理萬機

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‎洗耳恭聽我給大家問候鼓勵

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‎-利潤，薪資，奶嘴別忘了
‎-交到朋友

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‎我愛你，你錄取了

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‎一起來，朝天空高舉果汁盒

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‎寶貝老闆，直到退休時刻

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-誰才是老大

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-我是傳說神話

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-別看我只是小娃娃

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‎-不怕不怕，我就是家大業大
‎-寶貝老闆

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‎哈囉

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‎非常感謝你雇用…

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‎好消息，感謝…

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‎你好，我是奧斯丁，感謝…

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‎非常感謝

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‎雇用不討喜分子合作社的
‎值得信任成員

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‎你們不會失望的，天普頓先生與太太

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‎市長先生，好好去玩

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‎別親我不會親的寶寶

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‎很好，如果妳需要什麼打給我們

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‎別碰昂貴的銀器

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‎那是JJ舞會要用的

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‎沒問題

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‎我帶我自己的來了

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‎好的保母得做好萬全的準備

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‎我的小戴子稍微有點害羞

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‎他可能在他其中一個
‎城堡裡玩著捉迷藏

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‎戴子？

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‎別怕你的好心保母，我的小傢伙

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‎怕我吧

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‎“讓小痞看電視就好

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‎尊敬你的小痞父母”

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‎殺人蜂鎖定目標後，會釋放費洛蒙

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‎讓牠們的蜂群知道，該發動攻擊了

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‎我們只離開幾小時

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‎馬麻保證

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‎好，小寶寶，該去找保母了

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‎繼續拉，我鬆開她一根拇指了

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‎抱歉，蜜雅，從沒把她交給別人過

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‎沒問題，她不是我第一個帶的寶寶

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‎喜歡妳有經驗了
‎很幸運有妳照顧我們的寶寶

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‎-爸比
‎-提姆

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‎糟糕，抱歉

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‎顯然妳不用當泰貝莎的保母

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‎妳跟一位非常負責任的年輕人…

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‎那泰貝莎跟我一起工作如何？

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‎我們就叫她，我的正式保母練習生

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‎太棒了

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‎-妳願意嗎？
‎-當然

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‎妳讓我看你家的繩子
‎我讓你看我保母的繩子

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‎當然不是真的繩子

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‎我們不會綁寶寶

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‎-愛妳
‎-好好玩，要乖喔

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‎我先準備一下，就可以開始訓練了

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‎先別開始說，我要做筆記

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‎保母練習生？

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‎這是我這年紀
‎能夠創業的少數路子之一

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‎別怪我，怪童工法

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‎我是，但她是敵人

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‎她不是我的敵人

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‎我不認為她需要成為你的敵人

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‎跟妳自己的圈子說吧

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‎我說真的

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‎要是我有從
‎模擬聯合國俱樂部學到什麼

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‎就是任何敵對的國家都能夠藉由

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‎適當的中立國調停，找到共同點

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‎而我？我就是馬爾他

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‎馬爾他

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‎40年的中立國

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‎妳就不能以聯合國的瑞士作為典範？

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‎希希史穆德已經選瑞士了，好嗎？
‎失陪了

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‎他們真的丟下我們

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‎是的，保母就是這樣

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‎你以為你都做好心理準備了
‎但當情況實際發生…

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‎-而且泰貝莎…
‎-我知道

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‎但這什麼都沒改變，任務仍舊繼續

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‎-妳好嗎？
‎-不

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‎我很壞

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‎隨時檢查尖銳邊緣

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‎櫥櫃、桌子、碎麥片

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‎很好，妳越快學會，妳越快拿到這張

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‎（蜜雅）

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‎-妳這些是專業印製嗎？
‎-我爸馬托羅偉仁印製名片的

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‎同一台印刷機

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‎名字像魔術師
‎但卻是個認證的會計師

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‎而且只做稅務，抱歉

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‎我看過他的廣告

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‎我見得夠多了

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‎開門見山吧

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‎泰德，這不需要到…

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‎沒事，寶寶想談談，我們就來談

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‎我不想談

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‎我說，開門見山吧

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‎-我抓住保母了
‎-嘿

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‎蒂娜

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‎以為妳整個合作社同仁

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‎被召喚照顧我們所有外勤組的家
‎是一種巧合嗎？

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‎這是行動

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‎偽裝與發現的遊戲，戴子？

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‎我為戲劇而活

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‎我是可怕個鬼

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‎歡迎蒞臨你的鬼屋

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‎我們厭倦了老是防守

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‎而每次都讓你們興風作浪
‎毀掉我們的事業

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‎現在該我們了

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‎點心時間

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‎JJ？

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‎昂貴的芥末匙

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‎糟了個糕

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‎我拿出了我馬麻說
‎不可以拿的好銀器？

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‎看來我該放好

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‎我想我身陷困境了

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‎-好的
‎-嘿

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‎我們準備好一場妳個人

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‎保母惡夢的激烈深度之旅

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‎遲早，你們其中一位會崩潰

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‎一旦被激怒，殺人蜂就不停蜂擁而上

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‎直到受害者嚐到牠們致命的螫針

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‎讓我多了解蜜蜂

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‎-嘿
‎-不論如何

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‎妳的合作社很快就會退出保母市場

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‎告訴我，不討喜分子
‎妳究竟想讓這一夜多麼險…

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‎我跟你沒話好說

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‎各位

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‎一般我們不會抓著寶寶下半身衣服

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‎這一點妳可以記下來

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‎不需要到這種地步

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‎我家裡有寶寶，還有個保母的朋友

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‎如果我沒有問題

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‎你們不覺得我們能
‎設法解決你們的不同？

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‎-絕對不行
‎-聽起來不錯

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‎好，一方妥協，馬爾他

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‎妳開始外交手腕了

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‎去拿點心，沒有和平點心
‎無法協商和平協議

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‎已經求饒了嗎？

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‎不，只是擺脫目擊證人

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‎襁褓約束衣

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‎你想玩陰的？

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‎我們可以…

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‎-怎樣？
‎-不，繼續

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‎不敢相信她讓這事這麼簡單

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‎-怎樣？
‎-繼續威脅寶寶

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‎-面對鏡頭，如果妳不介意的話？
‎-監視器

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‎事實上很多監視器

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‎我們比烘焙馬鈴薯加上蜘蛛
‎還要更多眼睛

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‎在我們所有外勤組的家裡

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‎監視…

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‎我跟妳說過了

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‎無論如何，妳的生意要關門了

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‎妳想自己搞砸，請便

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‎我們可以剪成合輯
‎我配上可怕的音樂，像是：

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‎壞保母

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‎作弊

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‎寶寶最愛被包緊緊

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‎你以為我不能適應？

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‎我是保母，寶貝

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‎蒂娜寶貝，妳不需要
‎因為妳很乖也很幫忙，對嗎？

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‎妳知道我是的

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‎太奇怪了

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‎別動

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‎注意，寶寶們有監視器

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‎老天，真的嗎？

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‎還好，我只是反過來幫寶寶拍嗝

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‎放下昂貴的湯匙

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‎鋼鐵尿布抓

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‎他們想叫我們關門

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‎但我們還是這裡的保母

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‎確保看上去都很好

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‎沒有相片？

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‎他隱藏多年，知道此刻

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‎安東尼奧會找他？

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‎這寶寶知道未來？

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‎警告我們即將發生的天然災難
‎是你的責任

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‎他瘋了

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‎我在這裡的任務完成了

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‎手提箱撤退

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‎有人剛才說手提箱？

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‎我被發現了

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‎你好，小戴子

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‎戴子從來就不存在

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‎只有可怕的鬼

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‎奧斯丁，還好嗎？小傢伙在做什麼？

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‎什麼都沒錯，嚇死我了

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‎你知道等他出手，肯定很可怕

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‎別讓他主導

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‎你是保母，由你主導

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‎對

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‎電視看夠了，兄弟

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‎電視

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‎電視…

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‎電視

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‎我們要開始叫嗎？

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‎因為我也會這遊戲

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‎-我拿餅乾來了
‎-這小豬要…

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‎嗨，莎莎

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‎教我，妳怎麼讓他安靜的？

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‎解開我的腳
‎我讓妳看我的小豬會去哪

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‎不，你剛好讓他們
‎相信你最糟糕的一面

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‎但我們蒂娜娃娃沒有

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‎她好乖，可以多得到一些餅乾

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‎真的，我也很乖

207
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,083
‎給我甜蜜的讚美

208
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:49,839
‎不，我意思是我們天性破壞

209
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,514
‎意思是“好好享用”

210
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,141
‎我唯一會說的馬爾他語

211
00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:03,019
‎我宣布召開緊急聯合國和平高峰會

212
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:03,936
‎到我房間

213
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,896
‎我們不想談

214
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,567
‎我參與，妳呢，我最親愛的蒂娜？

215
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,193
‎妳不想要茶派對嗎？

216
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,613
‎妳沒聽見我說話？我們不…

217
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,072
‎好，我喜歡

218
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,241
‎太好了，妳會喜歡

219
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,951
‎好，兩名妥協了

220
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,119
‎蒂娜，不

221
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,539
‎不討喜分子是怪獸

222
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,627
‎傻怪獸

223
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,962
‎抱歉，私人高峰會

224
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,797
‎你錯過你的機會了

225
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,884
‎我看不到我的不討喜分子

226
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,136
‎快告訴我你們其中一人快成功了

227
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:41,390
‎不能說話，他靠得太近
‎我的偽裝必須完美

228
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,518
‎也許我種一朵花
‎他就會被它的美艷分神

229
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,646
‎JJ？

230
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,065
‎我真的很抱歉

231
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,858
‎JJ現在很忙

232
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:55,154
‎她把好銀器藏起來
‎所以她得用我的吃東西

233
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,198
‎這是什麼東西？

234
00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:58,741
‎是叉匙

235
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,786
‎一半叉子，一半湯匙，萬用

236
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,080
‎只有把手部分，老闆

237
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:07,583
‎而且她煮湯給我喝

238
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:13,923
‎要精通叉匙的使用得花上好幾年

239
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,592
‎小痞？真的需要有人為我們達成

240
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,511
‎電視…

241
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,430
‎我不能再吼了

242
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,849
‎我也是，我可以看平板嗎？

243
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,478
‎如果你感到害怕或是驚嚇

244
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:31,107
‎聽聽我流暢感性的聲音

245
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,109
‎你看安全賓克頓守衛？

246
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,860
‎我根本就是他養大的

247
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,987
‎守衛靜坐

248
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,073
‎守衛靜坐

249
00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:42,076
‎嗡，嗡，你好

250
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,370
‎守衛靜坐

251
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,038
‎小痞？小痞？

252
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,668
‎我感覺我開闢了新天地

253
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:53,045
‎要幫我做晚餐嗎，未來保母？

254
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,674
‎好，讓我先寫完成效卓越的協議

255
00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:01,762
‎為何我們的對手面帶笑容離開協商？

256
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,722
‎餅乾好好吃

257
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,474
‎茶好巧克力

258
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,144
‎她搔我的背，就跟馬麻一樣

259
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,647
‎我想要發怒，但她有一種聲音

260
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,233
‎好舒服，讓我想起喀蘿

261
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,651
‎妳是說卡蘿？

262
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,194
‎我忘記馬麻的名字了

263
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,197
‎我早該料到，這個症候群

264
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,576
‎馬麻離開，妳在尋找母親

265
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,327
‎妳得了MGBBS

266
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,247
‎媽媽再見症候群

267
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:31,876
‎那位青少年暴君蜜雅利用這個優勢

268
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,712
‎真的很抱歉，我毀了任務

269
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,464
‎-那個…
‎-那個什麼？

270
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:40,968
‎就當是本次行動本來就不確定會成功

271
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:44,096
‎所以真正的任務才秘密進行：

272
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,183
‎來見見B外勤組

273
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,144
‎研發部寶貝希夢斯，聰明寶寶

274
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:54,148
‎最喜歡的顏色？
‎她所發明的色彩“玫橘”

275
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,984
‎人資部巴迪，堅持文件作業寶寶

276
00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,529
‎是非題最喜歡的答案？是

277
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,739
‎森佛

278
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,658
‎我們用糖果聘請的屁孩傭兵

279
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:08,162
‎他來自亞美尼亞
‎比寶寶高大，充滿甜蜜

280
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,079
‎還有我

281
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:13,292
‎由屁屁舒尿布贊助的
‎密錄眼無修飾寶貝執行長

282
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,712
‎我也是聰明寶寶，但我不炫耀

283
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:17,922
‎我是領隊

284
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,716
‎今天我們會闖入中世紀車庫

285
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:23,844
‎也是不討喜分子的藏匿處

286
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,556
‎感謝行動掩護，外勤組
‎B組從這裡接手

287
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,142
‎及時組成

288
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,145
‎對吧？所以一切平安
‎我們只是聲東擊西

289
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,689
‎讓B組收集情報

290
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,025
‎抱歉得要如此保密

291
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,529
‎密錄眼跟我同意越少寶寶知道

292
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,031
‎-對大家越安全
‎-為何告訴我

293
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:47,034
‎尤其是蜜雅的媽咪聲音
‎會讓我說出做出任何事

294
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,538
‎-我沒考慮到這一點
‎-蒂娜北鼻

295
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,082
‎晚餐時間到啦

296
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,376
‎我做了義大利麵

297
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,128
‎如果我乖乖招出我們所有計畫

298
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,340
‎可以多吃點義大利麵嗎？我得離開

299
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,841
‎快走，我隨後就到

300
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,803
‎上一次B外勤組

301
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,305
‎我們的英雄躲在矮叢中，等著…

302
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:10,724
‎森佛

303
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:19,358
‎等一下，門沒鎖？

304
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,402
‎這麼幸運？

305
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,029
‎對，但一點也不好玩

306
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,908
‎我需要複雜，各位，試煉與磨難

307
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,201
‎人性

308
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:33,038
‎森佛，放下來，希夢思，用雷射打開

309
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,958
‎巴迪，對監視器說個
‎你絕對不說出口的秘密

310
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,669
‎但監視器已經看見我們打開門了

311
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,630
‎真相是給無聊的人知道的
‎我們可以編輯

312
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,132
‎第二次打板

313
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,176
‎親愛的監視器：我拜訪紐約的時候

314
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,638
‎我替我看見的每一隻鴿子取了姓名

315
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,308
‎我仍舊全部都記得

316
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,145
‎妳為何停下來？

317
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,814
‎我離開之前，應該問一下新馬麻

318
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,274
‎“新馬麻”？

319
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,443
‎這是我替她取的可愛新綽號

320
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:06,488
‎我該告訴她，她會很驕傲
‎我需要那位馬麻開心

321
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,200
‎-真正的馬麻？
‎-只是她的香水

322
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,202
‎聞一下“回到現實”

323
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,413
‎我們帶妳去個妳不能被…

324
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,706
‎蒂娜北鼻？

325
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,625
‎妳怎麼出去的？

326
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,878
‎-晚飯飯好囉
‎-振作…

327
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,464
‎她充滿了義大利麵醬大蒜

328
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,341
‎跟馬麻做的一樣

329
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,260
‎不，我有馬麻

330
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,970
‎-她叫卡紙板
‎-卡蘿

331
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,890
‎-誰？
‎-大女孩要幫忙

332
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:36,685
‎擺擺桌桌嗎？

333
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,604
‎媽媽蜜雅

334
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,064
‎蒂娜，不

335
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,657
‎給青少年的T級遊戲？

336
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,867
‎我以為這些是傳說

337
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,913
‎沒錯，各位，我們在找
‎讓秘密害羞的秘密

338
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,164
‎反應影片

339
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:02,044
‎這個很好，你們絕對不相信這個

340
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,965
‎如果鏡頭對著妳的臉
‎他們看不見證據

341
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,174
‎坦白時間

342
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,843
‎我對希夢思所說的不生氣

343
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,720
‎但我也不開心

344
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,225
‎看來是本秘密日記

345
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,980
‎我們忘記還有一個不討喜分子

346
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,107
‎叫做“柯帝士”的浪皮

347
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,652
‎兩個很棒的名字，一隻邪惡的鴨子

348
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,905
‎這是我的臉部語言表示“我們中獎了

349
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,199
‎但同時我們也得非常安靜地來

350
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,868
‎不然鴨子會醒來攻擊我們”

351
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,458
‎-搞什麼？
‎-我知道妳想要和平

352
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,585
‎跟馬爾他，但選邊吧

353
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,005
‎蜜雅讓蒂娜乖乖照她的話做

354
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,923
‎是，她是個很棒的保母

355
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,050
‎如果你看了提案…

356
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,511
‎我不需要提案，我有個計畫

357
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,889
‎別告訴我秘密計畫，我需要保持中立

358
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,017
‎不，妳得加入勝利組

359
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,102
‎幫我在蒂娜透露

360
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,479
‎B組為了收集情報闖入他們藏匿處…

361
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,356
‎你們闖入我的車庫？

362
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,942
‎這樣不好，會說話的寶寶

363
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,111
‎她是我的閨蜜，我們會聊天

364
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,572
‎我沒考慮到這點

365
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,826
‎什麼？他們闖進車庫？

366
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,620
‎好，我會抓住他們，立刻前往

367
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:23,000
‎數百隻鴨子，自由逃跑

368
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:27,254
‎呱呱叫，吃著所有鳥飼料

369
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,338
‎好嗎？

370
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,467
‎任務被發現，不討喜分子全都知道了

371
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,720
‎妳的小隊時間緊迫，一切都好？

372
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:39,016
‎不，這是臉部表情語言表示
‎“你剛吵醒了一隻生氣的鴨子”

373
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,733
‎蒂娜北鼻真的好乖

374
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:52,446
‎她可以外出散步到我們的藏匿處

375
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,199
‎我們拿些路上的玩具

376
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:58,202
‎我真的沒有想清楚

377
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:03,457
‎新馬麻說你很壞

378
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,418
‎現在妳不中立了？

379
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,379
‎所有人到同一處很好

380
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,632
‎一旦你們看見你們有多相似…

381
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,139
‎拜託，我就快成功了

382
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:22,142
‎如果我是寶寶，我會在哪裡？

383
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,312
‎我是寶寶，世界很困惑

384
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,899
‎我好小，但非常渴望知識

385
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,651
‎我躲在東西裡面

386
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,694
‎完全不留痕跡

387
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,572
‎留？樹葉

388
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,157
‎我是室內盆栽

389
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,535
‎技術上來說，我是盆子裡的土

390
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,746
‎讓所有的想法說再見

391
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:47,042
‎像是“這蕃茄醬甜的
‎或是鹹的，或是自己的？”

392
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,503
‎放下那想法

393
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,382
‎奧斯丁，藏匿處被發現了

394
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,050
‎抓著小痞過去

395
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,886
‎我絕對不會忘記我們

396
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,931
‎要不就是馬上忘記，就像翻轉硬幣

397
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,560
‎下次殺人蜂叮我，我會想到你

398
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,150
‎這是心形

399
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,069
‎日記保全的最高層級

400
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,492
‎我絕美的眼睛，好嗎

401
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,035
‎B外勤組能夠

402
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,204
‎帶著不討喜分子的秘密逃離嗎？

403
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,499
‎我的頭髮這麼晚了怎麼還這麼漂亮？

404
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,586
‎希夢思實際上是機器人？
‎下回分解…

405
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:34,047
‎沒有下回了
‎別強調劇情，快想想辦法

406
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:38,302
‎好，首先，強調劇情就是我想的辦法

407
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,889
‎讓保母說出
‎浪皮柯帝士的名字，相信我

408
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,934
‎我知道我同事要帶著他們的錢

409
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,644
‎跟老公園鴨浪皮逃走

410
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,646
‎-柯帝士
‎-他叫柯帝士

411
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,607
‎完成，這如何產生幫助？

412
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,693
‎因為我們有…編輯

413
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,445
‎轉到C外勤組

414
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,280
‎C外勤組

415
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,157
‎他們編輯無聊的東西

416
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,909
‎柯帝士有臭奶味

417
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,620
‎非無接縫，但能夠騙過鴨子了

418
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:08,373
‎等到產出吧

419
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,220
‎你可以撂倒牠嗎？

420
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,723
‎抱歉，糖果沒有了

421
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,976
‎只能公事公辦了

422
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,609
‎他非常堅持原則，得尊重這點

423
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,615
‎在你結束三個可愛寶寶性命前

424
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,868
‎你該聽聽你朋友怎麼說你

425
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,497
‎柯帝士臭奶味

426
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,750
‎柯帝士讓寶寶困惑

427
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,710
‎柯帝士，壞壞

428
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:57,714
‎天啊，柯帝士淘氣打嗝很糟糕

429
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,717
‎注意寶寶

430
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,345
‎嗨，柯帝士

431
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,222
‎我們是你的朋友

432
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,307
‎蒂娜北鼻

433
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,894
‎妳可以幫我們控制小柯帝士？

434
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,063
‎-別…
‎-哪種馬麻會要求

435
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,648
‎她孩子跟鴨子打架？

436
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,943
‎-就是假馬麻
‎-不…

437
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,195
‎別再啄了

438
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,447
‎拿回去總部解密

439
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,491
‎我們為何這麼做？

440
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,452
‎我們是為影迷做的

441
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,997
‎我們也愛你，生氣鴨

442
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:34,167
‎-他們如何？
‎-絕對跟天使一樣

443
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:38,714
‎感謝你們教育如此優秀的孩子
‎讓我的工作這麼輕鬆

444
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,429
‎麻煩順時鐘方向

445
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,265
‎-這什麼？
‎-和平協議

446
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,852
‎我在蜜雅跟蒂娜之間的努力
‎但沒有你

447
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,730
‎重大轉變，妳不賴

448
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,024
‎對，你的公司騙鴨子

449
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,568
‎讓他對付他朋友，鴨子耶？

450
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,904
‎-我愛你，但你們很混球
‎-他們自找的

451
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:08,410
‎妳真的以為我會跟
‎不老實，裝成無賴父母的保母協商？

452
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,581
‎還好知道我的立場
‎看來我通過訓練了

453
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,458
‎（泰貝莎）

454
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,129
‎日記解密了

455
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:23,342
‎裡面寫了很多埃達是
‎學校最夢幻的男生

456
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,594
‎但他甚至沒去上課

457
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,720
‎他們的計畫？

458
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:31,850
‎快快先說，你知道埃達念景溪高中？

459
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,686
‎他們要攻擊小不點選美賽

460
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,688
‎我們知道他們的目標

461
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:40,150
‎該是對一些青少年施壓的時候了

462
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,277
‎在吃完義大利麵後

463
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,308
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