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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙…

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‎小老板

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‎老板已加入线上会议

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‎大家都到齐了？请快快坐好

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‎你的牙还没长齐 我在日理万机

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‎洗耳恭听我给大家问候鼓励

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‎-利润 工资 别忘了奶嘴
‎-我交朋友

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‎我爱你 你被录用了

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‎来吧 朝天空高举果汁盒

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‎小老板 直到退休时刻

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‎-小老板
‎-告诉他们谁是老大

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‎-小老板
‎-我就是神话传奇

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‎小老板

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‎-别看我只是小娃娃
‎-拿张婴儿座椅

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‎这是家族企业
‎小老板

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‎你好！

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‎非常感谢你雇用…

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‎好消息！谢谢你…

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‎你好 我是奥斯丁 谢谢你…

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‎十分感谢你

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‎雇用一个值得信任的
‎不讨喜分子合作社成员

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‎我不会让你们失望的 天普顿夫妇

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‎玩得开心 市长先生！

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‎别亲我不想亲的婴儿！

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‎好 有需要打我们电话

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‎不要碰那些华贵的银器

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‎JJ的沙龙舞会要用

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‎没问题

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‎我自己带了餐具

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‎优秀保姆会准备好一切所需

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‎我的小戴兹有点害羞

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‎他可能在他的堡垒里玩捉迷藏呢

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‎戴兹？

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‎别害怕你善良的保姆 我的小宝贝

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‎害怕我

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‎“让皮皮看电视就行

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‎皮皮的父母致上”

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‎一旦发现目标
‎杀人蜂就会释放信息素

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‎让蜂群知道 发动攻击的时候到了

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‎我们只离开几个小时

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‎妈咪保证

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‎小可爱 该去找保姆了

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‎继续拉 她松了一个拇指

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‎抱歉 米雅 没让别人带过她

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‎没事 这不是我第一次照看小孩

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‎有经验不错
‎真幸运有你照看我们的孩子们

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‎-爸爸！
‎-提姆！

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‎该死 抱歉！

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‎很明显你不用照顾塔比莎

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‎你身边是一个非常负责任的年轻人

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‎不如塔比莎和我配合？

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‎我们就叫她 我的正式实习保姆

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‎那太棒了！

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‎-你愿意吗？
‎-当然

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‎你带我熟悉一下你家
‎我就告诉你成功保姆的准绳

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‎当然 不是真的绳子

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‎我们不绑婴儿

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‎-爱你们！
‎-玩得开心 乖乖的！

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‎等我准备好 我们就可以开始训练了

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‎先别说 我想做笔记！

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‎实习保姆？

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‎这是少数向我这个年龄的创业者
‎开放的职业道路之一

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‎别怪我 怪童工法吧

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‎行 但她是敌人

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‎她不是我的敌人

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‎她也不需要成为你的敌人

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‎你这么说太自欺欺人了

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‎我很认真

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‎如果说我从模拟联合国学到了什么

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‎那就是任何对立的国家
‎都可以找到共同点

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‎与正确的中立国进行仲裁

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‎而我？就是马耳他

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‎马耳他

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‎是一个在宪法上中立了40年的国家

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‎你不能模拟成瑞士吗？

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‎熙熙史密瑟斯
‎已经代表瑞士了 好吗？告辞

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‎她们把我们丢下了

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‎是的 这就是保姆干的事

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‎你以为你已经准备好了
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‎-还有塔比莎…
‎-我知道

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‎这改变不了什么 我们还有任务

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‎-准备好了吗？
‎-不好

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‎我很坏

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‎要经常检查是否有锋利边角

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‎橱柜、桌子、碎小麦

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‎很好 你学得越快 就能越快拿到这个

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‎（米雅）

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‎-这些是专业制作的吗？
‎-用我爸的卡片打印机做的

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‎莫泰洛莱格瑞特

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‎那个名字听起来
‎像魔术师的注册会计师

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‎但他只做税务 抱歉

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‎我看过他的广告！

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‎我也看够了

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‎让我们开门见山吧

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‎没必要这样…

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‎酷啊 宝贝想说话 我们说话吧

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‎我不想说话

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‎我说了 开门见山吧

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‎-我抓住保姆了
‎-嘿！

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‎蒂娜！

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‎你觉得你们所有的同伙

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‎被叫去我们外勤小组家里只是巧合？

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‎这是一次行动

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‎想要捉迷藏 对吧 德兹？

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‎我为戏剧而生

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‎我是个可怕的鬼魂！

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‎欢迎来到你的鬼屋

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‎我们已经厌倦了每次

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‎防着你们这些
‎不断冒出来的坏蛋破坏我们的生意

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‎现在 轮到我们了

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‎该玩剪刀石头布了！

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‎JJ？

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‎昂贵的芥末勺子！

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‎哎呀！

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‎我是不是把妈妈说的那些
‎绝对不能碰的银器拿出来了？

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‎我应该把它收起来

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‎这下我可难办了

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‎-好的！
‎-嘿！

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‎我们已经准备好了一段旅程

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‎带你进入保姆噩梦的烈火深渊

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‎迟早 你们中有一个会崩溃

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‎一旦被激怒 杀人蜂不会停止攻击

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‎直到受害者尝到它们致命的尖刺

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‎再给我讲讲杀人蜂

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‎-嘿！
‎-不管怎样

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‎你们的合作社成员都不能再做保姆了

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‎告诉我 不讨喜分子
‎你想让今晚变得多丑恶…

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‎我和你们没什么可说的！

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‎大伙们！

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‎通常我们不会从后面拎起婴儿

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‎你可以写在笔记上

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‎你们没必要闹成这样

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‎我家里有婴儿 我也有保姆朋友

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‎如果我没有问题

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‎我们可以解决你们的分歧呀？

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‎-不可能！
‎-听起来不错！

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‎耶！解决一个 马耳他

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‎你的外交手段真是有效

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‎我去拿点零食
‎没有和平款待就无法谈成和平条约

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‎准备好求饶了吗？

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‎没有 只是摆脱了场外人员

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‎紧身衣襁褓

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‎你想玩点肮脏的？

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‎我们可以…

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‎-怎么？
‎-没事 继续

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‎真不敢相信她这么容易上钩

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‎-什么？
‎-继续威胁婴儿吧

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‎-如果你不介意 直接对着摄像机？
‎-偷拍相机！

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‎其实有很多个偷拍相机

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‎比烤土豆和蜘蛛的眼睛还多

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‎我们外勤小组所有人的家里都有

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‎偷拍

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‎我告诉过你

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‎你的保姆事业快到头了

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‎你想自己把它彻底毁掉 那就来吧

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‎我们可以做一个合集
‎我会放上恐怖音乐 比如

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‎邪恶的保姆

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‎骗子

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‎婴儿最喜欢紧裹的襁褓了

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‎你觉得我适应不了？

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‎我是个保姆 宝贝

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‎小豆子蒂娜 你不需要
‎因为你很善良 很乐于助人对吧？

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‎你知道的！

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‎太诡异了

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‎别动

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‎小心 婴儿们有摄像机！

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‎见鬼 真的？

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‎还好我只是给婴儿从背后拍嗝儿！

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‎放下那些昂贵的勺子！

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‎铁尿布抓紧！

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‎他们想让我们关门大吉

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‎但我们还是这里的保姆！

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‎确保一切正常

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‎请勿拍照？

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‎他藏了这么多年 知道此时此刻

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‎安东尼奥会来找他？

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‎这个婴儿能预知未来？

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‎警告我们即将发生的自然灾害
‎是你的责任！

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‎他疯掉了

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‎我的职责已经完成

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‎手提箱出现

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‎是不是有人说手提箱？

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‎我暴露了

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‎你好 小戴兹

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‎戴兹不存在 安东尼奥

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‎只有令人毛骨悚然的鬼魂！

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‎奥斯丁你还好吗？小家伙在做什么？

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‎什么也没干 吓死我了

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‎他真做了什么的话 情况会很糟糕

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‎所以别让他做主！

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‎你是保姆 你来做主！

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‎是啊

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‎电视时间结束了 兄弟

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‎电视！

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‎电视！

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‎电视！

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‎我们现在是在吵闹吗？

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‎我知道这游戏怎么玩

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‎-我拿了饼干
‎-这只小猪去了…

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‎嗨 小塔比

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‎教教我 你是怎么让他安静下来的

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‎解开我的脚 我带你去找小猪们！

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‎不！你这样正好印证了
‎他们对你最坏的看法

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‎我们的蒂娜小宝贝可不是这样

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‎她表现得很好 值得额外的饼干奖励

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‎是的 我是个小甜心

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‎用你的赞美和糖果奖励我

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‎对不起 我是说
‎我们的血管里流淌着混乱不安

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00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,514
‎意思是“用餐愉快”

211
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,141
‎我只会这一句马耳他语

212
00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:03,019
‎我宣布召开紧急模拟联合国和平峰会

213
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:03,936
‎在我的房间

214
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,896
‎我们没有心情参加

215
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,567
‎我加入 那你呢 我最亲爱的蒂娜？

216
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,193
‎不想来个茶话会吗？

217
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,613
‎你没听见吗？我们不想…

218
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,072
‎太棒了 我们想参加！

219
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,241
‎没错 你会喜欢的！

220
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,951
‎好的 两位参加者！

221
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,119
‎蒂娜 不要！

222
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,539
‎那些不讨喜分子都是怪物！

223
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,627
‎愚蠢的怪物！

224
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,962
‎抱歉 私人峰会

225
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,797
‎给过你机会了

226
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,884
‎不讨喜分子超出视线范围！

227
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,136
‎告诉我 你们有人快搞定了！

228
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:41,390
‎不能说话 他在接近
‎我的伪装必须无懈可击

229
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,518
‎也许如果我长出一朵花
‎他会被花的美丽吸引

230
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:46,646
‎JJ？

231
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,065
‎我很抱歉

232
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,858
‎JJ现在正忙

233
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:55,154
‎她把昂贵银器藏起来了
‎现在她只能用我的餐具吃饭

234
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,198
‎这是什么？

235
00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:58,741
‎是个叉匙

236
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,786
‎一半是叉子 一半是汤匙 多功能哦

237
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,080
‎只有柄的那部分 老板！

238
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:07,583
‎而她给我做了汤！

239
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:13,923
‎自如使用叉匙需要很多年时间

240
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,592
‎皮皮？我们真的需要帮助！

241
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,511
‎电视！

242
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,430
‎我喊不动了

243
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,849
‎我也是 我可以看平板吗？

244
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,478
‎如果你感到害怕

245
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:31,107
‎就来聆听我流畅、理智的声音

246
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,109
‎你看《安全游侠宾克顿》？

247
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,860
‎我是看着那部剧长大的！

248
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,987
‎游侠冥想

249
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,073
‎游侠冥想

250
00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:42,076
‎合掌礼

251
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,370
‎游侠冥想

252
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,038
‎皮皮？

253
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,668
‎就我个人而言
‎感觉我们开辟了新天地！

254
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:53,045
‎帮我做晚餐吗 未来的保姆？

255
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,674
‎是的 让我把我们的协议写完

256
00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:01,762
‎为什么我们的对手
‎在谈判结束后看起来那么开心？

257
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,722
‎饼干真好吃

258
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,474
‎茶是巧克力味的

259
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,144
‎她像妈妈一样给我挠背

260
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,647
‎我想大发脾气 但是她的声音

261
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,233
‎十分舒缓 让我想起了夸拉尔

262
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,651
‎你是说卡萝尔？

263
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,194
‎我忘了妈咪的名字！

264
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,197
‎我早该预料到这些症状的

265
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,576
‎妈咪离开 你就开始找妈妈

266
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,327
‎你得了妈拜症

267
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,247
‎妈妈拜拜综合症

268
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:31,876
‎那个少女暴君米雅利用了这一点

269
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,712
‎我很抱歉 我毁了这个任务

270
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,464
‎-这个嘛…
‎-什么？

271
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:40,968
‎这么说吧 这次行动
‎成功的机会总是很渺茫

272
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:44,096
‎因此真正的任务一直在秘密进行

273
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,183
‎让我们来见见秘密外勤小组B组！

274
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:50,144
‎研发部宝贝希梦思 最聪明成员

275
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:54,148
‎喜欢的颜色？
‎她发明了一种叫做“鱼子橘”的颜色

276
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,984
‎人事部巴迪 负责文书工作

277
00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,529
‎对于“是”或“不是”问题
‎最喜欢的答案？“是”

278
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,739
‎萨姆韦尔

279
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:04,658
‎我们用糖果收买的布里克雇佣兵

280
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:08,162
‎他来自亚美尼亚
‎比婴儿个儿高 还爱吃糖

281
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,079
‎还有我！

282
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:13,292
‎保姆摄像头无滤镜首席执行官宝贝
‎由屁屁舒纸尿裤赞助

283
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,712
‎我也是聪明的人 但我并不吹嘘

284
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:17,922
‎我是负责人！

285
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,716
‎今天我们要闯入一个中世纪车库

286
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:23,844
‎这也是不讨喜分子的藏身之处

287
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,556
‎感谢掩护 外勤小组！B组从这里开始

288
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,142
‎制作准备得很充分！

289
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,145
‎是吧？所以没有造成伤害
‎我们只是个幌子

290
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,689
‎以掩护B组收集情报

291
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:38,025
‎抱歉我一直保守秘密

292
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,529
‎但保姆摄像头和我都同意
‎知道此事的宝贝越少

293
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,031
‎-对大家越安全
‎-为什么告诉我

294
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:47,034
‎尤其此刻米雅妈妈般的声音
‎能随便控制我

295
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,538
‎-我没把这件事考虑清楚
‎-小乖乖！

296
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,082
‎你的小肚肚该吃晚饭了！

297
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,376
‎我做了意大利面！

298
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,128
‎如果我很乖 并且坦白我们的计划

299
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,340
‎我能吃到更多意大利面吗？
‎我不能再待在这里了

300
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,841
‎走吧 我会赶上的！

301
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,803
‎上次在B组时

302
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,305
‎我们的英雄蜷缩在灌木丛 等待…

303
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:10,724
‎萨姆韦尔

304
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:19,358
‎等等 这门根本没锁？

305
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,402
‎我们太幸运了！

306
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,029
‎是啊 但不好玩

307
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,908
‎我需要复杂的情节 各位 考验和磨难

308
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,201
‎人性！

309
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:33,038
‎萨姆维尔 把它放下
‎西蒙斯 用激光打开它

310
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,958
‎兄弟 告诉镜头一个
‎你永远不会说的秘密

311
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,669
‎但镜头已经看到我们打开门了

312
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,630
‎现实很无聊的 我们可以靠剪辑啊

313
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,132
‎第二次拍摄！

314
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,176
‎亲爱的相机：当我去纽约的时候

315
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,638
‎我给我看到的每一只鸽子
‎都起了姓和名

316
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,308
‎我仍记得它们每一只

317
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,145
‎为什么停下来？

318
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,814
‎我应该在走之前和新妈咪说一下

319
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,274
‎“新妈咪”

320
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,443
‎我给她起的昵称

321
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:06,488
‎我得告诉她 她会很骄傲的
‎我想让妈咪开怀大笑

322
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,200
‎-真正的妈咪？
‎-只是她的香水

323
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,202
‎一点点“回归现实”的味道

324
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,413
‎我带你去个不会泄密的地方…

325
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,706
‎小蒂娜娜？

326
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,625
‎你是怎么出去的？

327
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,878
‎-饭饭已经准备好好了
‎-挺住啊

328
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,464
‎她身上有意大利面蒜香酱汁味

329
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,341
‎就像妈咪做的饭

330
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,260
‎不 我有妈咪

331
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,970
‎-她叫卡纸板
‎-卡萝尔

332
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:33,474
‎-谁？
‎-有乖女孩愿意帮帮忙

333
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,685
‎把桌桌摆摆好吗？

334
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,604
‎米雅妈妈

335
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,064
‎蒂娜 不要！

336
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,657
‎适合青少年的游戏？

337
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,867
‎我以为这些都是传说

338
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,913
‎没错 伙计们
‎我们在寻找让秘密暴露的秘密

339
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,164
‎反应视频！

340
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:02,044
‎这个很好 你们绝对不会相信

341
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,965
‎摄像头对着你的脸 他们看不到证据

342
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,174
‎我忏悔

343
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,843
‎西蒙斯这么说我没有生气

344
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,720
‎但我也不开心

345
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,225
‎看起来像是秘密日记

346
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,980
‎我们忘记了一个不讨喜分子

347
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,107
‎那个叫“柯帝士”的笨笨鸭

348
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:26,652
‎两个好听的名字 一只邪恶的鸭子

349
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,905
‎我的面部语言说“我们中了头彩

350
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,199
‎但我们得悄悄做这件事

351
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,868
‎否则鸭子会醒来并攻击我们”

352
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,458
‎-什么？
‎-我知道你想要和平

353
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,585
‎还有马耳他风格 但你得选立场

354
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,005
‎米雅完全控制了蒂娜

355
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,923
‎是啊 她很棒

356
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,050
‎如果你读了那个提案…

357
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,511
‎我不需要提案 我有计划

358
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,889
‎别告诉我！我得保持中立！

359
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,017
‎不 你得加入胜者阵营

360
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,102
‎并且帮我 趁蒂娜还没说出

361
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,479
‎B组正在侵入车库获取情报…

362
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,356
‎你们侵入了我的车库？

363
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,942
‎这可不厚道 会说话的宝贝

364
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,111
‎她是我最好的朋友 我们在聊天

365
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,572
‎我没把这件事考虑清楚

366
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,826
‎什么？他们正在入侵车库？

367
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,620
‎好 我现在就过去拿

368
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:23,000
‎上百只鸭子 自由地奔跑

369
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:27,254
‎嘎嘎叫着 吃光了鸟食

370
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,338
‎好吗？

371
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,467
‎任务已暴露
‎不讨喜分子知道了一切！

372
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,720
‎你们队现在要加倍努力了！
‎都还好吗？

373
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:39,016
‎不 我的面部表情说
‎“你刚叫醒了一只愤怒的鸭子”

374
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,733
‎小乖乖真是个乖宝贝

375
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:52,446
‎她可以去我们的秘密藏身处散步

376
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,199
‎我们去给你拿些路上玩的玩具

377
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:58,202
‎我真的没把这件事考虑清楚

378
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:03,457
‎新妈咪说你是个坏孩子

379
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,418
‎所以现在你不中立了？

380
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,379
‎我们多方同时在场真是太好了

381
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,632
‎一旦看到了彼此的共同点…

382
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,139
‎拜托 我马上就吃到了！

383
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:22,142
‎如果我是婴儿 我会藏在哪儿？

384
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,312
‎我是个婴儿 世界真让人困惑

385
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,899
‎我这么弱小、却渴望知识

386
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,651
‎我到处躲藏

387
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,694
‎不留踪影

388
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,572
‎影子？叶子！

389
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,157
‎我是一棵室内植物！

390
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,535
‎严格来说 我是盆栽土壤

391
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,746
‎让所有的想法都过去吧

392
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:47,042
‎比如“番茄酱是甜的、咸的
‎还是它本身的味道？”

393
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,503
‎都忘掉吧

394
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,382
‎奥斯丁！藏身地暴露

395
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,050
‎把皮皮抓过去

396
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,886
‎我永远不会忘记我们

397
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,931
‎或者我马上忘记 就像抛硬币

398
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,560
‎下次被杀人蜂蛰的时候 我会想你的

399
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,150
‎这是心形的

400
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,069
‎日记安保的最高级别！

401
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,492
‎我震惊的双眼 好吧

402
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,035
‎B组会带着

403
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,204
‎不讨喜分子的秘密逃跑吗？

404
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,499
‎这么晚了我的发型怎么还这么好？

405
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,586
‎希梦思是否真的是机器人？
‎请听下回分解

406
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:34,047
‎没有下一次了！
‎别搞戏剧效果了 做点什么！

407
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:38,302
‎好的 首先 戏剧效果
‎就是我做事情的方式

408
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,889
‎让保姆们说出笨笨鸭柯帝士的名字
‎相信我

409
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,934
‎原来我的同事们

410
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,644
‎正在和公园笨笨鸭竞争

411
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,646
‎-柯帝士
‎-他叫柯帝士

412
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,607
‎够了 这么做有什么用？

413
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,693
‎因为我们有…剪辑

414
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,445
‎切到外勤小组C组！

415
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,280
‎外勤小组C组！

416
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,157
‎他们把无聊的内容删掉

417
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,909
‎柯帝士有牛奶口臭！

418
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,620
‎并不是那么天衣无缝 但能骗过鸭子

419
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:08,373
‎敬请呈现

420
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,220
‎你能搞定他吗？

421
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,723
‎抱歉 我们没有糖果了

422
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,976
‎这只是商业行为

423
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,609
‎他坚持自己的原则 得尊重这一点

424
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,615
‎在你结束三个婴儿的生命之前

425
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,868
‎你应该听听你朋友是怎么说你的

426
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,497
‎柯帝士有牛奶口臭！

427
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,750
‎柯帝士使婴儿困惑

428
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,710
‎柯帝士很坏

429
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:57,714
‎该死 柯帝士吃泡菜打嗝 太糟糕了

430
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,717
‎看好婴儿们！

431
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,345
‎嘿！柯帝士！

432
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,222
‎我们是你的伙伴！

433
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,307
‎小乖乖！

434
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,894
‎你能帮我们控制一下小柯帝士吗？

435
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,063
‎-别听…
‎-什么样的妈咪

436
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,648
‎会让孩子和鸭子打架？

437
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,943
‎-虚假的妈咪 就是她
‎-不

438
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,195
‎停止你的咬牙声！

439
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,447
‎把这个送到总部去解密

440
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,491
‎为什么这么做？

441
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,452
‎我们是为了粉丝

442
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,997
‎我们也爱你 愤怒的鸭子

443
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:34,167
‎-他们表现怎么样？
‎-绝对是小天使

444
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:38,714
‎谢谢你们养育这么棒的孩子
‎让我的工作变得如此轻松

445
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,429
‎请顺时针揉

446
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,265
‎-这是什么？
‎-和平条约

447
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,852
‎我跟米雅和蒂娜拟定的 你没参与

448
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,730
‎你的转变真大 很好

449
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,024
‎是啊 然后你的公司欺骗一只鸭子

450
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,568
‎让它背叛朋友 一只鸭子？

451
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,904
‎-我爱你们 但你们都是混蛋
‎-他们是自找的

452
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:08,410
‎你以为我会跟不讲理的
‎家长阵营的保姆谈判吗？

453
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:12,581
‎很高兴知道我的立场了
‎我想我通过训练了

454
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,458
‎（塔比莎）

455
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,129
‎日记已破解！

456
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:23,342
‎里面讲了很多艾德
‎是学校里最让人动心的男孩的故事

457
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,594
‎但他根本没上过学校

458
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,720
‎他们的计划？

459
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:31,850
‎不过很快 你看到艾德写的是
‎维尔布洛克高中了吗？

460
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,686
‎他们还要袭击小巧饺子盛宴

461
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,813
‎我们已知道他们的目标

462
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:40,150
‎是时候给一些青少年施加压力了

463
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,277
‎吃完意大利面之后

464
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