1 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:16,474 -Hold all my-- Whoa! -[laughing] 2 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:18,351 ♪ Boss Baby! ♪ 3 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,562 ♪ I'm the boss, dial in to the meeting ♪ 4 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,647 ♪ Everybody here? Please find your seating ♪ 5 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,983 ♪ While you teething I'm sinking my teeth in ♪ 6 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,444 ♪ First one to show So I could do all my greeting ♪ 7 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,612 ♪ Profits, payrolls, and pacifiers ♪ 8 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,823 ♪ I make friends I love you, you're hired! ♪ 9 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:34,576 ♪ So come on And raise your juice boxes skyward ♪ 10 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:36,578 ♪ Boss babies until we retire ♪ 11 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:38,538 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪ 12 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:40,790 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 13 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,460 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪ 14 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,628 ♪ Grab a high chair This the family business 15 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:46,963 ♪ Boss baby ♪ 16 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,424 [alarm ringing] 17 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,968 It's my-- [grunts] 18 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:52,969 [groans] 19 00:00:54,053 --> 00:00:55,138 Oh, yeah. 20 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:59,392 Oh, yeah. 21 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,729 Today's the big day, right? 22 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,814 Oh, yeah. 23 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:09,819 Let me say happy birthday, so I don't have to participate in that. 24 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:13,323 ♪ Oppah, oppah, oppah It's your birthday, it's your birthday ♪ 25 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,284 ♪ Oppah, oppah, oppah Here's your bib, here's your card ♪ 26 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:21,331 ♪ Oppah, oppah, oppah Happy birthday to you, to you, to you ♪ 27 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,124 So good. If I seem unappreciative, 28 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:27,337 it's because you can't see my heart smiling. Talk tomorrow? [shouts] 29 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,341 Dig in, birthday boy. 30 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,761 Blow out the candle, if you can. Why'd it be hard? 31 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,471 That's crazy. Just blow. 32 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:39,808 -Is it a trick candle? -What? They make those? 33 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,644 Sorry, I'm just not in the mood. 34 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:44,938 For completely normal candles? 35 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:49,108 [Tina laughs] Isn't it amazing? 36 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:54,197 Die, mesmerizing birthday sorcery! 37 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:58,034 How are you grumpy on your b-day? That's like being mad at time. 38 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,287 I know, I'm sorry. It was a good song and dance. 39 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:05,375 I'm just not used to spending birthdays like... this. 40 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,419 In a suit? 'Cause it's Saturday, and you did have options. 41 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,879 No, as a baby. 42 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:14,634 Back in my pre-framed-for-embezzlement days, my parties were legendary. 43 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:18,346 Everyone used to say my birthday was like a national holiday but better 44 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:21,850 -'cause the banks stayed open. -I doubt everyone said that. 45 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,144 One guy did, in the comments on the video. 46 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,855 -Video? Found it! -Don't search for-- 47 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,899 The Teddy Templeton Birthday Experience? 48 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:35,196 Years ago, I had my assistant, Jaron, put together a birthday sizzle reel. 49 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:38,533 [Jaron] Legendary business tycoon. 50 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:41,494 Legend. Tycoon. 51 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:46,291 Good bud. Best friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah! 52 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:47,625 Great style. 53 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:48,918 Swanky. 54 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,295 Ooh-la-la! 55 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:53,506 Bro, I would embezzle anything for that suit. 56 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,091 And I know embezzling. 57 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:59,762 In hindsight, it's obvious Bradley was gonna frame me. 58 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,723 [Jaron] Killer food. 59 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:04,350 Deep dish. 60 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,352 An improv comedy. 61 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,897 It's all made up. 62 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:12,150 -Special delivery. It's-- -An answering machine. 63 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,277 Right. An answering machine. Beep! 64 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,572 Hey, guy, filming prohibited! 65 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:20,366 [Jaron] I'm not allowed to watch or participate in violence! 66 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,119 That was so much better than our song. 67 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:29,292 No offense, all I can think about is what I'd be doing if I wasn't on the run. 68 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,295 You're not. 69 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,632 The FBI is after Teddy Templeton, the adult. 70 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:39,802 Boss Baby is free to go live it up in Chicago all he wants. 71 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:43,181 You deep dishing what I think you're deep dishing? 72 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:47,185 If we leave now, you'll be there in time for all the best birthday nightlife. 73 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,354 If we leave? Are we talking...? 74 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,439 [both] Brother road trip! 75 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:53,441 -I'll get the tunes. -I'm on snacks. 76 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,026 [screaming] 77 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:56,444 [groaning] 78 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,197 Let's hit the road. 79 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,116 I got rezzies at Chez Big Boeuf without dropping a name. 80 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,368 A miracle! 81 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:07,664 If there's one thing Tim Templeton believes in, it's birthday miracles. 82 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:08,581 Key me! 83 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,584 [shouts] No, okay, I can't drive. 84 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:15,046 Your feet work fine. You do gas and brakes, I'll take the wheel. 85 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,507 -It's every baby's dream. -Not happening. 86 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,343 -Nice idea, but-- -Why doesn't Mom take Uncle Teddy? 87 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:21,261 -Bad idea! -No. 88 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,806 -Great idea. -Thanks. It's a Tabitha original. 89 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:29,477 I love your uncle as much as I have to, but put us alone for hours? 90 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,646 -We'll just fight and argue. -Exactly. 91 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:36,067 Aw, look at you two on the same page. Hit that road! 92 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:41,656 -You'll wanna take-- -I've driven to Chicago, thanks. 93 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:43,658 Chicago. 94 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,285 Chi-Town. 95 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:49,539 Old Paris on the Prairie. The Big Cheese and Caramel. 96 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,542 -City of the Wet Sandwich. -How about some music? 97 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,669 [man] Ooh. An alligator just bit-- 98 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:56,671 [rock music playing over stereo] 99 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,302 This is great. 100 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:06,347 This is the waiting room music at a tattoo parlor for moms. 101 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,516 Now, this is a road trip jam. 102 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,977 It's my birthday mix, and it kicks. 103 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,478 And it's my birthday. 104 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,191 [muttering] Industry! 105 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,819 [hip-hop music playing over stereo] 106 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:23,323 Greatest value! 107 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,117 Did the band forget to show up? The music is garbage. 108 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:30,371 That garbage is Wall Street's top a capella group, the T-Notes, 109 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,582 covering Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations. 110 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,001 -[rock music resumes] -Hey, put the T's back on! 111 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:39,172 No chance. I'm getting through this as painlessly as possible. 112 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:41,966 -[crying] -You think crying will work? I have kids. 113 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:45,344 I do crosswords during tantrums. Come at me. 114 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,097 [hip-hop music resumes, then stops] 115 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,476 Never launch anything from the back. You could've caused a wreck. 116 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,478 I'm an excellent marksman, 117 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:57,065 -just below distinguished marksman. -Stop saying "marksman." 118 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,983 -Play my music. -That wasn't music. 119 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:02,236 Excellent marksman is above first-class marksman 120 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,697 -and above general marksman... -You want music? 121 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,408 -...which anyone can be... -I got your music. 122 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:10,411 -This isn't the T-Notes-- [snoring] -[lullaby playing] 123 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,456 Let's never leave Aruba, Adam Smith. 124 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:14,540 [grunting] 125 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:16,250 How dare you! 126 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,336 Did we have a good nappy-nap? 127 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:23,049 All I asked for today was to not feel like a baby, and what do you do? 128 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:26,677 You drug me for transport, like a common circus rhino! 129 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,262 Would you look up? 130 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:36,604 Really is the Paris on the Prairie, huh? So, birthday boy, where to first? 131 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,441 I said viridian. 132 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:44,320 This is kelly. If I wanted someone colorblind to fetch me things, 133 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:45,863 I would've hired a dog. 134 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,240 [sobbing] 135 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:50,660 Milton Livree is the best tailor this side of Savile Row. 136 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,537 I buy a suit from him every birthday. 137 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:55,623 Your party, your clown. I'm just here to push the stroller. 138 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:58,042 Prepare to see true genius at work. 139 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,962 Milton knows how to dress a man who knows what he wants. 140 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:03,840 And I am a man who knows what he wants. 141 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:05,424 Yes? 142 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,509 Uh-- 143 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,219 [babbling] 144 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,389 Of course, the baby can't talk. 145 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:15,810 If you want a cute outfit to out-mommy the other mommies, 146 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:18,729 the baby department is in the basement. 147 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,691 And the shoe department is over there. 148 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:24,193 -Great meeting you. -Where you going? 149 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,988 I'm here to push the stroller. If you can't order-- 150 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,156 Order it for me. 151 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:31,492 Custom travel suit, pinstripes, peak lapels. Will you just stop? 152 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:33,828 Hey! 153 00:07:36,038 --> 00:07:39,500 Are you able to control your stroller pet? 154 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:46,883 Depends. Are you able to make a travel suit with pinstripes and peak lapels? 155 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,051 -For a baby? -Ooh! 156 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:53,097 Challenge accepted. Lay the thing down, and we'll begin. 157 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,683 He's gonna ask questions. 158 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:58,060 Pay attention, and we'll be okay. 159 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:02,815 How many buttons? 160 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:07,403 Two? 161 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,115 Three! 162 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:14,410 -[Milton] And you want this in flannel? -Sure... 163 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,788 ...ly not. 164 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:18,998 [Milton] Tweed? 165 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,584 That. I think. 166 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,003 [Milton] Cuffed pants or hemmed? 167 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,172 Uh, one of each. 168 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,882 How unique. 169 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,843 Moving on to footwear. Where's my shoe horn? 170 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,888 You just designed a suit for some salesman. 171 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:36,516 -You wouldn't quit giggling! -Everything tickles! 172 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,977 Listen to me, Harris Tweed, cuffed pants, 173 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:43,147 single monk strap, brown Italian leather shoes. 174 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,775 I can't remember those meaningless details. 175 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,693 It's my birthday! 176 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:49,862 Fine. What was it? 177 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,490 Hairy tweed, monkey strap shoes? 178 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,784 I'm in a nightmare. 179 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,286 Found my shoe horn. Ow! 180 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,496 Enough! 181 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:02,625 I am a bespoke artisan, not some spittle-rag maker! 182 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,336 Please, Mr. Livree, 183 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:08,256 I know his order and I know his shoe size. 184 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,966 It's his birthday. 185 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,720 All right. It'll be 9000 for the suit. Payment up front. 186 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,724 -Cool. What can I get for 5? -[gasps] 187 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:21,644 [groans] 188 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:25,690 -It looks nice. -Of course, you're a hillbilly. 189 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:28,859 -I would've paid you back. -How? You're a baby. 190 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,571 Can we go five minutes without reminding me of that? 191 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,699 You're right, your birthday. So where to next? 192 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,249 Chez Big Boeuf. 193 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,459 [maître d'] Madame, right this way. 194 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:47,545 Ooh-la-la. "Madame." 195 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:50,840 -Play it cool, hillbilly. -I'm from Dallas! 196 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:55,678 The booth d'triomphe! I didn't think it was available. 197 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,555 Your table, madame. 198 00:09:58,764 --> 00:09:59,599 [shouts] 199 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:03,436 Merci, and do you have a seat for the bundle of joy? 200 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,857 This is nice. 201 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,358 That's nice. 202 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:14,530 This is a backwoods jail cell at the intersection of Kitchen Street, 203 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,325 Bathroom Ave. and Rue de Back Door. 204 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,076 [cooks chattering] 205 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,829 Food's the same, so quit crying. 206 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,664 Is that a baby slur? 207 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:27,627 This is what I'm talking about, Carol. It's booth politics. 208 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,504 Just 'cause I can't grow a mustache or win at peekaboo, 209 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:34,383 -I get the trash and toilet table? -I couldn't care less! 210 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:38,179 If there was a care bank and I had an account, it'd be empty, 0.00 cares. 211 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:39,972 So drop it, I'm starving! 212 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,893 [maître d'] Here are the menus, and please stop yelling at your baby. 213 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,061 Was I yelling? 214 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,772 It's so loud in here, I didn't realize. 215 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:50,441 Yes, we'd love some bread. Thanks! 216 00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,736 -Not another word. -I'm in menu land. Keep up. 217 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:57,573 Speaking of, I'll order. Two of everything, medium rare. 218 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,202 Like I'm paying for $60 steaks. Choose one, we'll share. 219 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,496 Fine. Wagyu T-bone. 220 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:07,541 -Of course, he picks the most expensive. -I picked the best. 221 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:11,087 This is for you too. We're in the big city. 222 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,632 -Live a little, hillbilly. -I'm from Dallas! 223 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,135 And we do like our steaks. 224 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:25,059 Oh, would you look at that? We're having a moment. 225 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,895 Enjoy your overpriced meat, birthday boy. 226 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:30,523 -[man] Baby's got a knife! -[woman] Call Child Services! 227 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,525 I got it. Chill your uppity butts. 228 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,194 Moment over. 229 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,781 Mm, mm. 230 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,741 "Give me my sin again." 231 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:44,120 -Dude? -It's Shakespeare, hillbilly. 232 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:48,332 -Call me hillbilly one more time... -It means, "Me want more!" 233 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,543 -Just cut me off another-- -[stomach gurgling] 234 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,253 -No. No, no, no! -What? 235 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:56,048 -My stupid baby belly is already full. -Are you serious? 236 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,259 You made me buy the most expensive steak. 237 00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,762 How do you think I feel? I don't even have the meat sweats. 238 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:02,847 [grunting] 239 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,227 It's all yours. 240 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:11,313 Fine. Yo, waiter! Need this back on the grill! 241 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,400 -What are you doing? -I like it medium-well. 242 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:18,320 -You won't taste-murder this! -Mine. I'll eat it my way. 243 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,781 Burnt over a hillbilly trash fire? 244 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,785 Dallas-Fort Worth is the 4th-largest metropolitan region in the U.S.! 245 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:25,703 Hillbilly. 246 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,372 It's the cultural and economic powerhouse of Texas! 247 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,624 A 19-block arts district and an aquarium! 248 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,127 I have a master's degree, dumb baby! 249 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,589 [maître d' clearing throat] 250 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,384 Slow down! I got stubby legs! 251 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,928 You got us kicked out of a restaurant. 252 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,681 Uh, I don't remember me yelling at a baby. 253 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:47,725 That is exactly what you are! 254 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,060 Stubborn, selfish, loudest voice in the room, 255 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,271 everything's gotta be done your way. 256 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,274 That didn't come from drinking Baby Corp formula 257 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,943 that shrank you back to toddler size. Mm-mm. 258 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:01,071 Teddy Templeton never stopped being a baby. 259 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,491 Happy birthday. We're going home. 260 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,744 -Give me the keys. -No. 261 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,954 We have to hit my favorite improv show. 262 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,832 Why would I watch unemployed people play make-believe? 263 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,792 -I have kids. -I've been selfish! 264 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,462 This is the birthday tradition I care about most. 265 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,796 It's right there! 266 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:23,594 It's not fussy. It's not pricey. It's just fun. Please. 267 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,222 If you hate it, we can leave at intermission. 268 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,644 Two tickets for Duran Durango. 269 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,896 No outside food or beverages. 270 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,650 Uh, it's formula. For my baby. 271 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,026 Rules are rules. 272 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,779 I won't change them because some bad mom 273 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:45,908 decided to bring a baby to an improv show. At night. 274 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,576 One moment, please. 275 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:52,081 Bav. He's a real mood. Leave the stuff, it's fine. 276 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,708 Including the magic juice that keeps you a baby? 277 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,671 I'll grab a sip at intermish. Come on, I need laughs! 278 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,008 Improv comedy, huh? 279 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,929 It's off-brand for me. But there's something about improv. 280 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,682 The unpredictable vibe. The risk-taking. 281 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:12,601 The guy who framed me for embezzlement-- Bradley? 282 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,773 The guy who forced you to live at our house? 283 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:21,277 And stole from my company and sent the federal government after me, 284 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,696 but who's prioritizing, Carol? 285 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,322 -We should go. -No. 286 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:29,368 He took my business, but he's not taking my Duran Durango. 287 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,581 He's looking right at me. 288 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,374 I think he recognizes me! 289 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,626 Maybe from a photo on your desk. 290 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,337 I cut you and Tim out of all my photos of the girls. 291 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,340 He's mouthing something. Menu? Menu? 292 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:48,220 -Does he think I'm serving tables? -He thinks every woman's a waitress. 293 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,348 [both] Ugh. 294 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,184 -Wanna mess with that jerk? -What? 295 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,103 Beans? Oh, boy. 296 00:14:56,186 --> 00:15:00,024 Nobody knows you as a baby. Let's have some fun with that. 297 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,984 Now we're having a moment. 298 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:06,071 I need that map to chomp town U.S.A., lady. 299 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,573 -[cell phone buzzing] -Ooh. 300 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:12,453 Unknown number. Very spicy. You got the Bradley. Speak at me. 301 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,288 [Boss Baby] Hello, Bradley. 302 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:15,789 Teddy. Where are you? 303 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:19,877 Bolivia. Or is it Zimbabwe? Or am I TP'ing your lake house? 304 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:24,214 Don't! I was gonna burn that down and collect on the insurance! 305 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,884 Ugh. Are you ever not a criminal? 306 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,886 -Hello, beautiful humans! -[crowd cheering] 307 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,097 We are your improv entertainment, Duran Durango. 308 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:36,852 [echoing] And remember, in improv, we never say no, always "yes and..." 309 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:42,107 Your phone's being weird bro-- Bro! You're here at the show! 310 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,567 What? No, I'm not. 311 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,029 Bro, there's an echo. You totes be in the house. 312 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,198 We love you, Duran Durango! 313 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,492 Heard that. Swing by my tabe. 314 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:57,790 Sorry I couldn't invite our old buds, but I had to bring all these FBI guys. 315 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:01,585 Told you he wouldn't miss Duran Durango on his birthday! 316 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,171 -Say hi, Agent Browns! -[all] Hello. 317 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,757 I'm not here. Bye. It's an ambush! 318 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,511 We'll do improv for you. No scripts, no planning, 319 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:13,347 everything on the spot, never to be seen again. 320 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:16,642 Like an alien abduction but with more laughs. Hopefully. 321 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,060 [audience laughing] 322 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,896 They are on tonight. 323 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,524 -[cell phone buzzing] -It's Bradley! Don't answer it! 324 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,487 Hello? Oh! 325 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,699 -[Don] Can we get a suggestion... -Not him. 326 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,283 ...to start our show? 327 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,286 Where are you, bro? Give yourself up! 328 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,621 Thank you so much. 329 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:42,876 Duran Durango presents "Where are you, bro? Give yourself up!" 330 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,921 I'm here to take you to the opera. 331 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,424 [operatic] I'm late! I'm late! 332 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:52,302 Sorry to interrupt your good time, but the FBI is looking for you! 333 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,555 They're looking for grown-up me. 334 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,933 Eventually they'll get to this table, check my ID, 335 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:02,021 -and find out my name ends in Templeton! -Ugh. Fine. Let's go. 336 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,648 That will look more suspicious! We need a plan! 337 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:08,694 You're in Marrakech. In Morocco. In Africa. 338 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,446 [audience laughing] 339 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:14,366 Marrakech! Bav just had that one at his fingertips! 340 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,201 Okay! 341 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,249 We move one table at a time. 342 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:26,045 We get behind them and they'll think they've already ID'd us. 343 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,588 It's what I got. 344 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:31,425 Honey, will you pass the salad with your dolphin flippers? 345 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,595 -[mimicking dolphin squeak] -[audience laughing] 346 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,765 [operatic] My boss is gonna kill me. 347 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,100 I love you too! 348 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,608 I think it worked! 349 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,902 Did we check that irresponsible mother? 350 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,490 The winds of Marrakech sweep through the city square. 351 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,116 [all] Sweep. Sweep. 352 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,452 Sweep. Sweep. 353 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,330 Sweep. Sweep. 354 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,498 Go! 355 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,838 "Guard the door, Agent Brown." I hate being the rookie. 356 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,925 Okay. We can hide here until they give up. 357 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,426 Oh, no. 358 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:17,888 [screams] 359 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,682 All rise for honorable Judge Jones. 360 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:25,729 Standing 5'6", 190 pounds, from Judge University. 361 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,568 Ugh. I'll get arrested in earth tones. 362 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,988 You said you didn't need more special formula until intermission! 363 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:39,034 -It's not exact science! -[Brown] Mr. Templeton? Agent Brown, FBI. 364 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,994 -And associates. -[agents] Hello. 365 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,747 I don't wanna go to prison for harboring a fugitive. 366 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,917 I wanna go for something fun. Like impersonating the queen. 367 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,335 No one's going to prison. 368 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:56,510 When that opera lady takes the stand, you take her out with this... 369 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,594 [Boss Baby] Burrito! 370 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:02,975 [EJ] Take her out with this burrito. Because her career's a wrap! 371 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,396 I would've made a "full of beans" joke, but I'm not the professional. 372 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,398 Focus! Rooftop exit! 373 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:15,487 We'll swing across. I'll go first then send it back. 374 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,489 Teddy! 375 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,991 [screaming] 376 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:31,753 ♪ He's coming Who will save me? ♪ 377 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:35,966 It's me! Detective Backwards Man! 378 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,179 Egad! Not Detective Backwards Man! 379 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:45,058 That's right. You thought you could just leave right now out the door. 380 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,604 The exit of this room, Carol. 381 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,732 Hang on. I know who you are. 382 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,235 It's the waitress who never brought me those menus! 383 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,238 Investigate why she's so stuck up! 384 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,160 The case has come full circle, wouldn't you say, 385 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,621 Detective Frontwards Man! 386 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,123 It's him! Back-Front-Man! Get him! 387 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,208 Carol, go! 388 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,126 Sorry for ruining what was, 389 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,504 as always, an incredible Duran Durango show. 390 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,757 Business tycoon Teddy Templeton, 391 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,384 your legendary birthday parties kept the lights on 392 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,220 in this theater for years. 393 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:26,767 You've always been loyal to improv. And improv will always be loyal to you. 394 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,478 Ladies and gentlemen, a real treat. 395 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,439 Legendary improv founder Saul Mayes! 396 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:33,857 [chattering] 397 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:41,448 That's intermission! See you at the second act for more! 398 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,408 [knocking on door] 399 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,577 Let us in. Agent Brown, FBI. 400 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,121 Bav, house manager, halfway decent improviser, 401 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,498 and law school dropout. 402 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,792 The only way you'll get in is with a warrant 403 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,919 or with food in lieu of being paid. 404 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,754 And I don't see either. 405 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,757 Your hearts are as kind as your parents were 406 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,300 about your chosen life paths. 407 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,636 But now we're all trapped. Any ideas? 408 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:07,474 -We could improv our way out! -That's a dumb idea, Don! 409 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,018 Back with those menus in a sec, hun! 410 00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:13,855 Real steak! 411 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,984 Hyenas. 412 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,819 No. Artists. 413 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:23,573 Duran Durango! Go crush that 'prov. We got it from here. 414 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:26,660 Who's ready for more improv? 415 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,078 [audience cheering] 416 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,579 Where is he? 417 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,624 Waitress! You see a business bro in here? 418 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,001 Afraid not, sugar! 419 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,969 [laughs] And Bradley, what a pig idiot that guy is! 420 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,263 But that escape? Woo-hoo! 421 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,682 Bet you're glad you're a baby now. 422 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,310 Oh, yeah. 423 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,480 Sorry. One quick stop. 424 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,274 [Boss Baby] Magalagabagagianos! 425 00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:02,195 -My favorite deep dish! How'd you know? -I saw it in your birthday video. 426 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:06,742 You had a rough day. I'm a mom. I'm a sucker for pouty baby faces. 427 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,373 Save me a slice, birthday boy. 428 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,462 "Pontooning it up in Lake Geneva this weekend. 429 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,506 Back with slices on Monday. Go State!" 430 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,091 Oh, I'm so sorry. 431 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:27,095 Oh, no, hey, come on, fight the tears. 432 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,682 I can't. I'm a baby. 433 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:31,892 [crying] 434 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,229 Hey, come on. 435 00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:41,068 It's gonna be all right. It's gonna be all right. 436 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:44,863 [closing theme playing] 437 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:48,784 ♪ Boss baby ♪ 438 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,036 ♪ Boss baby ♪ 439 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,330 ♪ Boss baby ♪ 440 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,169 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪ 441 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:01,588 -♪ Boss baby ♪ -♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 442 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,341 ♪ Y'all heard the story But you know what the twist is? ♪ 443 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:07,344 ♪ Welcome to the family business Boss baby ♪