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-Hold all my-- Whoa!
-[laughing]
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♪ Boss Baby! ♪
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♪ I'm the boss, dial in to the meeting ♪
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♪ Everybody here?
Please find your seating ♪
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♪ While you teething
I'm sinking my teeth in ♪
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♪ First one to show
So I could do all my greeting ♪
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♪ Profits, payrolls and pacifiers ♪
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♪ I make friends
I love you, you're hired! ♪
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♪ So come on
And raise your juice boxes skyward ♪
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♪ Boss babies until we retire ♪
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-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪
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-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪
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-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪
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♪ Grab a high chair
This the family business ♪
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♪ Boss baby ♪
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[Boss Baby] Mia. Antonio.
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Weird mascot Lumpy the Park Duck.
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And the suspected member
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of that shady babysitting co-op
The Uncuddleables,
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Tabitha's best friend Yvette.
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[Dez] That was my jaw opening
in horror. I am a chest of drawers.
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Dez, we're secure. Not sure
you need to be in disguise-- Oh!
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[Dez] Constant state of readiness.
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So, what do we do about this?
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First, we have to tell Tabitha.
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Nope, nope, nope. Bad idea.
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She's unknowingly play-dating
and sleepover-ing with the enemy!
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We have to tell her.
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Tell her what? She's all about math
and science and hard data.
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Do we have actual proof
Yvette's an Uncuddleable?
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I saw her turning babies
into gold with alchemy.
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I didn't, but I have no problem lying
about this or anything.
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Bless you for it, but Tina's right.
We need conclusive evidence--
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[Tim chanting] Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks!
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-[Tim & Carol] Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks!
-What is...?
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-Tina, do you have any--? Gah!
-Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks!
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[all] Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks!
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Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks!
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Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks!
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Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks!
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[popping sounds]
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I'll miss you
after you're institutionalized.
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[Tim] Gotta follow the rules.
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A War of the Cheeks has been declared!
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-I'm sorry, a "War of the--"?
-[Tina] Cheeks!
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They're so chubby, I wanna kiss the paper!
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A Templeton family Go Fish tournament,
with matching animal cards.
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Three games,
points carry over from round to round,
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and the winner gets declared
"Cheeksmaster General."
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Didn't go with "Commander-in-Cheeks"?
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It's mostly a ceremonial title.
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The Cheeksmaster does get to make rules
the family has to live by for the day.
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Remember when Tabitha made us
wear socks on our hands?
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Or when she made it illegal
to use R, L and D?
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"I emembe ike it was yeste-ay."
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And kids-parents bedtime switch?
Brilliant.
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You win this thing a lot?
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For seven months running.
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And long may you reign.
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As charming as all of this is, the field
team is occupied right now, so...
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Come on, Tina, let's--
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This was the deal when we let you stay.
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You live under our roof,
participate in activities.
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The girls are counting on this.
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Oh, are "the girls"?
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Tina, explain to your actual mother
and my cover story--
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I hope I get the baby bear,
I'm gonna get the baby bear.
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[Boss Baby] Tina!
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I never got to play. It's been torture!
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Having to sit there acting like a baby
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while the rest of the family
makes animal matches.
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But we have business.
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[JJ] Bosses?
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Were you coming back up, or...?
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Just do your baby meeting later.
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-Oh, you did not just--
-It's family time.
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[grumbles]
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Track down proof of that "connection"
we talked about,
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without us.
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-Okay.
-On it.
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[Dez] I will require a trolley.
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Let's superglue this family time.
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Bonding thoroughly
but as fast as possible.
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Dames and dudes,
the name of the game is Go Fish.
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Standard house rules, no mercy.
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The deck has 23 pairs of mama
and baby animals: giraffes, whales, bears.
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[Tina] Love you, baby bear!
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[Tabitha] You win by matching up
more pairs than the other players.
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When it's your turn,
you can ask any other player
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for a card to match one in your hand.
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Mother, do you have the baby gecko?
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Hi-yah!
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Sadly, I do!
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[Tabitha] Made a match? Great.
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You score one pair
and your turn keeps going.
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-Uncle Teddy, do you have the--?
-[Boss Baby] Hold up.
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Need me to explain slower?
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No, I know how to play Go Fish.
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I meant, hold up,
why are you only dealing four hands?
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Oh, I'm a noncombatant in this war.
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-I'll be Tina's helper.
-Yay! Daddy attention!
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-What happened to "It's family time"?
-Tim doesn't play our silly game.
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You know I know that's not true.
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We grew up in this house.
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You loved games, and I loved
crushing you at them. [cackles]
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Your big, mad, pouty face.
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Heh.
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It's more fun if I stay on the sidelines.
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For who?
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Cheeks! Let's play.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Spreading out the fishing pile. That's
where you'll grab a card if the player--
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-I know how to play Go Fish.
-Jeez, okay.
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I'm dying already.
Is there any way to hurry this up?
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Not really.
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The War of the Cheeks is sacred,
with traditions which must be respected.
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All right, war on.
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Oh, Lucky Carol got dealt
a mama-baby chicken match.
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[imitates chicken]
Score one for the mama human!
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Nice one, Mom.
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I mean, I got two pairs, but...
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Oh, [chuckles] cheeky!
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Tabitha takes the early lead.
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-Can we move this along?
-Sure.
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You can go,
unless you need me to explain--
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I know how to play Go Fish!
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Psychological gamesmanship?
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The warfare has already begun,
in your mind.
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Game on. Let's make this quick.
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-Carol-Mommy.
-Oh, yeah, no.
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-We're not gonna call me that.
-Do you have a baby goat?
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It appears I do.
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Lovely. And might you also have
a mama kangaroo?
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No. Go fish.
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Thank you, I will.
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No match. Who's next?
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Okay, Tina, you're up.
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What we do is we look at our cards
and try to figure out who might--
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-Teddy, do you have the baby bear?
-I do not. Go fish.
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-Darn!
-No, that was actually good, see?
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You have the baby moose, so mama moose
match and you get to go again.
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High five!
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I don't feel I can give an honest
high five while I'm sitting here cub-less.
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I pass. Mommy's turn.
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No, you don't pass.
You ask about one of your other--
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You think I wanna match
these trash animals?
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-Honey, your cards. Sorry.
-[yelps]
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Tim!
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You are actually worse as a helper
than you were as a player.
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Sure you don't wanna join?
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-Tina passes. We need a minute.
-And adhesive bandages.
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-It's not a cut, you don't need one.
-They make me feel safer.
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-You wanna wait?
-Nah, I saw her hand.
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Nothing I need.
Tabitha, you holding that baby goose?
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Go fish.
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Ah. Sorry, no bandages
with baby bears on them.
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Never mind, I'm good.
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It's your turn. Let's keep this moving.
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-Mommy, the baby bear?
-Sorry. Go fish.
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-Ugh.
-Awesome! You got lucky again.
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So, okay, now maybe we ask for a--
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Teddy, got a baby bear?
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Still no. Doing a great job, coach.
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Wow, lucky break. Now let's think about--
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-Tab! Still looking for bear baby.
-She doesn't have cards.
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-[groans] Honey.
-Stupid cows!
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Your smiles mock my longing!
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-Teddy, the baby bear?
-Nope.
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You already asked--
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Rhinos? Come on!
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Mommy, do you have the baby bear?
Aw, whale match.
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Tabitha, help me out.
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-Horses!
-Tina.
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You know I want that baby bear.
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I hate you, giraffes!
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I will buy you a real bear cub
if you stop.
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Mom? Tab?
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-Teddy?
-Go fish.
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[angelic music playing]
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Yay! Baby bear!
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I'm out of cards.
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-Baby armadillo?
-Yup.
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[Tabitha] And with a whopping
12 matched animal pairs,
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Tina takes the early lead,
a Game 1 victory
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and being named
"Field Marshal von Snackmeister."
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Another? What happened
to Cheeksmaster General?
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The lore of this ceremony runs deep.
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Cheeksmaster is the overall title.
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Game 1 winner gets to choose treats.
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Von Snackmeister!
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-I'll help her.
-Thanks, Tabsy.
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How does she--? Like, mathematically...
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JJ, sitrep on Yvette. Where are we?
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Still upstairs.
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Dez's dresser disguise was too big
to fit down the attic stairs,
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so we were thinking window,
but you still gotta find the right angle--
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-[Dez screams]
-[Pip] Never mind, we good!
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Timbo! Ready to join the fun?
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I'm helping Tina.
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-[laughs] I could tell.
-Nope. He already said he's not playing.
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-Ignore him.
-I get it.
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You're terrible,
and you don't want to lose
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any lingering respect they have for you.
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[singsong] Ignore him.
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It'll speed up the game,
five fewer cards if we deal you in.
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Everybody wins!
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Probably not you, historically speaking.
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Ignore him.
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Do you hear the bears?
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[imitating bear growl]
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"Timmy, take your kiddie
card-game spanking like a big boy."
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-Deal me in.
-Honey.
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-Great!
-You can't come in late.
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We already played. How is that fair?
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A good point.
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War of the Cheeks is a game
of tradition, honor and rules.
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Do any official statutes forbid
a warrior from joining late?
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-Huh, I guess not.
-Then deal me in.
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I choose vegetable puffs.
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[heroic music playing]
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Tabitha, do you have baby fox?
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Go fish.
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Nope. Play's to you, Tina.
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-Mommy, do you--?
-I don't have baby bear. Go fish.
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[squeals]
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He's so cute!
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-I fold.
-Not how the game works.
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[groans] Fine. Daddy, any geckos?
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Mmm, sorry, kiddo, go fish.
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So that's me? Okay. Um...
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Teddy, do you have...
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mama fox?
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[Boss Baby snickers]
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-Dad!
-Oh, honey.
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Do you mean the mama fox
that Carol clearly has
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because she asked Tabitha
for the baby fox?
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Uh, no. Go fish.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no. It's all happening again.
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[Boss Baby] Sorry, I think we broke Daddy.
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But the War of the Cheeks must go on.
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Tab, show me how we play cards
at the grown-up table.
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00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:21,115
Let's shift this train to the
express tracks. [imitates train whistle]
244
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[inaudible dialogue]
245
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,209
Tim? Tim.
246
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,254
Huh. What's up?
247
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,298
Uh... It's your turn.
248
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:39,758
Good.
249
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,221
Tina, I'd like that mama gecko
you're holding.
250
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,974
-Take it.
-Carol, cat, purdy please.
251
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,185
I do have one of those.
252
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,313
Teddy, you have a baby jaguar.
You'll note that wasn't a question.
253
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,647
[imitates jaguar growl]
254
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,566
How could you have known that?
255
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:59,695
Because I burned a whole round
on a "mistake" just to get a feel.
256
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:03,616
Because after a childhood of board game
beatdowns from my baby brother,
257
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,452
I spent my college years
and a semester abroad in Reno,
258
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:10,206
learning every game from tic-tac-toe
to cage match Slapjack.
259
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,249
Tab, hit me with that baby chick.
260
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,504
You think I didn't wanna play this game
because I'm bad at it?
261
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,755
Giraffe me, Carol.
262
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:21,217
I didn't wanna play because
I don't like what the game does to me.
263
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,427
Because Teddy Templeton,
264
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,889
you are playing Go Fish
with a mama-baby shark in the pond!
265
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,933
Teddy, horse baby.
266
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,478
I'll be taking
that there orangutan off you.
267
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,647
And the zebra. Stripes!
268
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:38,067
Mama Templeton, Timmy boy needs
a new baby sheep.
269
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,860
Baby tiger! Mrs. Pig!
270
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,821
Is she married?
Maybe single mom, I don't wanna assume.
271
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,990
[stutters] Goose baby!
272
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,283
And finally...
273
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,370
Aw, moose finds his mommy.
274
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,829
That's a family!
275
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,915
[Tim whooping]
276
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:59,004
[Tabitha] And that's Dad not only tying
for the overall lead with Tina,
277
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,383
but his Game 2 victory
earned him the title...
278
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,219
Archbishop of Tunesbury.
279
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,179
He gets to pick the soundtrack.
280
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,974
Let there be tunes!
281
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,685
The stakes are set,
and the knives are sharpened.
282
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,229
Can Uncle Teddy accept losing
to his brother?
283
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,898
Can Mom keep control of her husband?
284
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:21,360
Can Tabitha come back
and retain her crown?
285
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:26,907
Probably, because she's good at this game,
but only a climactic Game 3 will tell.
286
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,868
Tim? Sugar buns?
287
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,746
Go ahead. Just choosing the ideal
soundtrack for annihilating my brother.
288
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,165
Yeah, that's fun. And I get it.
289
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:39,295
This is a children's game.
Which you are playing with your children.
290
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:44,383
[growling] We're good for you,
but we crunch like we're bad for you.
291
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,677
Maybe we keep this fun for the kids?
292
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,597
[laughs] It really is fun.
293
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,765
[scoffs] This is taking forever.
294
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:55,144
We need to prove
the Yvette-Uncuddleables connection!
295
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,646
Oh, yeah!
296
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,315
"Oh, yeah"?
297
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,067
-Did you--?
-Been living in the moment!
298
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:06,488
But relax, team's on it.
Yo, JJ, what's the news?
299
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,365
-Good? Great?
-Nothing.
300
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:13,412
I put a tail on every known Uncuddleable,
but none of them's made contact.
301
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,706
Keep at it. We'll join as soon as we can--
302
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:16,665
[Tim] Boom!
303
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,961
Apparatus Courthouse, "Music for
the Robots to Love and Be Sad By."
304
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:25,758
-That's a baby-crushing soundtrack.
-I got that for you, Mr. Tab's Dad.
305
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,302
Yvette? Didn't know you were coming.
306
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,263
I assume an open window is an invitation.
307
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,976
-Did she hear anything?
-Hope not the "baby-crushing soundtrack"
308
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,103
because that is open
for misinterpretation.
309
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,731
-Think there's a good interpretation?
-[Yvette] Dudes!
310
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:44,276
You guys are Go Fishing?
That is so wholesome!
311
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,029
We spend evenings
cutting out cologne samples
312
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,407
and rubbing them
on our handsomest porcelain figurines.
313
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,533
Can I join?
314
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,161
That'd be awesome,
you'll love War of the Cheeks.
315
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,414
It's so funny,
we have all these weird rules--
316
00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:01,502
Tabitha, this is really more
of a family thing.
317
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,588
Well, good thing
I have a family. Deal me in.
318
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:10,928
Yvette's my best friend and increases
the odds of my comeback win by 11.6%.
319
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:15,099
I don't think she'd have much fun
playing with a couple of babies.
320
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,351
-[babbling]
-[Yvette] You kidding?
321
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:21,563
I'm in a babysitting co-op,
I love the little tater totters.
322
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:25,526
War of the Cheeks is a game
of tradition, honor and rules.
323
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:29,279
Do any official statutes forbid a warrior
from joining the battle late?
324
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,285
[suspenseful music playing over speakers]
325
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,715
Game's changed. We tell Tabitha.
326
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,802
We don't have proof, and if we're wrong,
we'd snap the brain of an innocent.
327
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:55,723
That brain's already a mixed bag.
Don't you see what Yvette's doing here?
328
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,768
If she wins,
she gets to make up "wacky rules"
329
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,479
the family has to live by
for the rest of the day!
330
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,065
My brain's already running scenarios.
331
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:12,114
I decree all babies in this house
shall be worn as shoes!
332
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,201
-[grunting and crying]
-[Yvette cackles]
333
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,372
Mommy and Daddy wouldn't sign off
on that one,
334
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,167
but it's freaking me out!
335
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,128
We have to make sure she does not win.
336
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,337
Should be easy.
337
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,674
Coming in this late,
she'd need a miracle to catch up.
338
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:34,636
Ka-chunk-a-ching!
Two pairs right off the deal.
339
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,514
And I get to go first?
340
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:42,061
Mrs. Temp, you got the other half
of this 'dilla?
341
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,980
-You holding a horse baby, Papa T?
-[groans]
342
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,232
Chick-a-chick-a-mama-chicken!
343
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,820
-[grumbles] Your turn, Tina.
-How's that work?
344
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,534
[babbling]
345
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,913
Sorry, Baby Tina,
Mommy doesn't have a baby bear.
346
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,414
[whimpers]
347
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,708
Oink, oink. I'm looking for a rhino.
348
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,462
-[babbling]
-What's that, Baby Teddy?
349
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,507
Didn't quite get that.
350
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,133
[imitates cow]
351
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,428
Oh, sorry, I don't have the horsie.
352
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,138
[chuckles] Go fish.
353
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,974
You're going down dirty.
354
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,477
Zoink! Hooked one!
355
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,062
How do you not have a deer?
356
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,773
Somebody wanna check for goats?
357
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,400
[exclaims]
358
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,611
[makes an animal sound]
359
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,364
I honestly have no idea.
360
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,367
-I claim your gecko!
-[groans]
361
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,285
Zebra?
362
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,621
[babbling]
363
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,706
Sorry, honey, still no.
364
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:52,214
[Tina babbling]
365
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,636
Baby Tina, do you have any bears?
366
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:03,058
[robot voice] My robot heart is breaking.
367
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,270
[EKG flatlining]
368
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,649
At least my friend isn't an Uncuddleable!
369
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,365
Dang!
370
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,617
You guys got a talking baby?
371
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,704
Your brain is okay with this?
372
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,373
Meh. The world is full of wonders.
373
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,750
She does have a goldfish that grew toes.
374
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,421
-I call him Finfoot.
-Maybe she's immune to weirdness?
375
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,131
Great, we can talk!
376
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,632
[Yvette] Dang!
377
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,176
Second talking baby.
378
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,554
So are we just ignoring
she's one of The Uncuddleables?
379
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:41,638
-The what?
-The who?
380
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,182
The babysitting co-op!
381
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,476
That's who you guys have been calling
your new archnemeses?
382
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,353
Yvette and her friends?
383
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,064
And they're evil because they babysit?
384
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,484
You guys really lowered the bar
on archnemeses.
385
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:58,822
They gave a kid a trike when they knew
that was this other baby's 5%-er thing!
386
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:03,035
And they tried to make this one baby frown
and the baby is ugly when he frowns.
387
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,786
Wow, judgy.
388
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,248
Their mascot Lumpy the Park Duck
gave a baby lice.
389
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,625
His name is Curtis!
390
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,502
[laughs] A duck named Curtis?
391
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,632
Now, let's finish this Cheek War.
392
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,134
[suspenseful music playing]
393
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:28,185
Teddy, do you have the kangaroo mama?
394
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,187
Go fish.
395
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,495
No!
396
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,579
Yes!
397
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,416
What's the point?
398
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,131
It's all down to this.
399
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,425
Fishing pond's empty, Daddy's up next,
400
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,804
but his two cards can't match,
so he must--
401
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,223
I know how to play Go Fish!
402
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,058
That's not the problem.
403
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,271
[Tina] Oh. You can't catch up.
404
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,023
-Yeah.
-So?
405
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,108
Yeah.
406
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:22,864
Yvette, do you have the baby fox?
407
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,284
[scoffs] No.
408
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:29,246
Teddy, do you have the mama fox?
409
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,832
It appears I do.
410
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,585
And, Yvette, baby kitty?
411
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,962
Dang.
412
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,551
[Tabitha] And with that mistake
from Baby Teddy,
413
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:47,055
Timothy Leslie Templeton,
you are our new Cheeksmaster General!
414
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:51,226
Yeah!
415
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,563
Nice win, Templeton.
416
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:55,897
[clears throat]
417
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,819
Nice win, Master of Cheeks,
Superior Card-Playing Brother,
418
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,446
My Inspiration in All Things,
419
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:06,116
In Whose Presence I Look Like
a Hairy Drain Clog By Comparison--
420
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,202
-Do I have to use the full title?
-Mm-hm.
421
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,333
Sorry, man. But thanks.
422
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:19,004
Sometimes you have to lose the War
to win the battle for--
423
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,465
This doesn't make any sense,
but you get it.
424
00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:24,968
Yeah. At least you stopped
whatever Yvette was planning.
425
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,511
Sorry your streak got broke.
426
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:31,683
But, hey, no Cheeksmaster duties
means you and me get more time to hang.
427
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,435
Always a bright side.
428
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:37,731
Unless she was playing
the same lose-to-win strategy.
429
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,317
Come on, we can walk my goldfish.
430
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,363
[theme music playing]
431
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,785
♪ Boss baby ♪
432
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,828
♪ Boss baby ♪
433
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,789
♪ Boss baby ♪
434
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,211
-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪
435
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,713
-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪
436
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,382
♪ Y'all heard the story
But you know what the twist is? ♪
437
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,552
♪ Welcome to the family business
Boss baby ♪