1 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:16,599 -Hold all my-- Whoa! 2 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,926 Mia. Antonio. 3 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:55,013 Weird mascot Lumpy the Park Duck. 4 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:56,723 And the suspected member 5 00:00:56,806 --> 00:01:00,310 of that shady babysitting co-op The Uncuddleables, 6 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:03,521 Tabitha's best friend Yvette. 7 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:09,235 That was my jaw opening in horror. I am a chest of drawers. 8 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:13,573 Dez, we're secure. Not sure you need to be in disguise-- Oh! 9 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,658 Constant state of readiness. 10 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,244 So, what do we do about this? 11 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,039 First, we have to tell Tabitha. 12 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,625 Nope, nope, nope. Bad idea. 13 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:27,921 She's unknowingly play-dating and sleepover-ing with the enemy! 14 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:29,380 We have to tell her. 15 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:33,635 Tell her what? She's all about math and science and hard data. 16 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:36,971 Do we have actual proof Yvette's an Uncuddleable? 17 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:40,266 I saw her turning babies into gold with alchemy. 18 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:46,022 I didn't, but I have no problem lying about this or anything. 19 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:50,443 Bless you for it, but Tina's right. We need conclusive evidence-- 20 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,780 Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks! 21 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:58,618 -Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks! -What is...? 22 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:02,372 -Tina, do you have any--? Gah! -Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks! 23 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:06,167 Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks! 24 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,378 Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks! 25 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:11,464 Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks! 26 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:14,592 Cheeks! Cheeks! Cheeks! 27 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:20,682 I'll miss you after you're institutionalized. 28 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:23,059 Gotta follow the rules. 29 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,020 A War of the Cheeks has been declared! 30 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:28,815 -I'm sorry, a "War of the--"? -Cheeks! 31 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:32,068 They're so chubby, I wanna kiss the paper! 32 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:37,907 A Templeton family Go Fish tournament, with matching animal cards. 33 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,743 Three games, points carry over from round to round, 34 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:44,539 and the winner gets declared "Cheeksmaster General." 35 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:47,250 Didn't go with "Commander-in-Cheeks"? 36 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,460 It's mostly a ceremonial title. 37 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:54,591 The Cheeksmaster does get to make rules the family has to live by for the day. 38 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,927 Remember when Tabitha made us wear socks on our hands? 39 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,514 Or when she made it illegal to use R, L and D? 40 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:04,809 "I emembe ike it was yeste-ay." 41 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,312 And kids-parents bedtime switch? Brilliant. 42 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:09,063 You win this thing a lot? 43 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,524 For seven months running. 44 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,234 And long may you reign. 45 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:18,281 As charming as all of this is, the field team is occupied right now, so... 46 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:19,866 Come on, Tina, let's-- 47 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:22,744 This was the deal when we let you stay. 48 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:26,205 You live under our roof, participate in activities. 49 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,082 The girls are counting on this. 50 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,126 Oh, are "the girls"? 51 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:33,922 Tina, explain to your actual mother and my cover story-- 52 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:37,342 I hope I get the baby bear, I'm gonna get the baby bear. 53 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,259 Tina! 54 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,221 I never got to play. It's been torture! 55 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,306 Having to sit there acting like a baby 56 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:46,851 while the rest of the family makes animal matches. 57 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,646 But we have business. 58 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,772 Bosses? 59 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:53,441 Were you coming back up, or...? 60 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,902 Just do your baby meeting later. 61 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:58,655 -Oh, you did not just-- -It's family time. 62 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:03,868 Track down proof of that "connection" we talked about, 63 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,286 without us. 64 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,412 -Okay. -On it. 65 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,373 I will require a trolley. 66 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,626 Let's superglue this family time. 67 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,463 Bonding thoroughly but as fast as possible. 68 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:19,050 Dames and dudes, the name of the game is Go Fish. 69 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,302 Standard house rules, no mercy. 70 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:28,601 The deck has 23 pairs of mama and baby animals: giraffes, whales, bears. 71 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:29,978 Love you, baby bear! 72 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:33,064 You win by matching up more pairs than the other players. 73 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,650 When it's your turn, you can ask any other player 74 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,777 for a card to match one in your hand. 75 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:41,656 Mother, do you have the baby gecko? 76 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:42,865 Hi-yah! 77 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,954 Sadly, I do! 78 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,624 Made a match? Great. 79 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,085 You score one pair and your turn keeps going. 80 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:57,672 -Uncle Teddy, do you have the--? -Hold up. 81 00:04:57,755 --> 00:04:59,299 Need me to explain slower? 82 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,634 No, I know how to play Go Fish. 83 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:05,430 I meant, hold up, why are you only dealing four hands? 84 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:08,016 Oh, I'm a noncombatant in this war. 85 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:11,227 -I'll be Tina's helper. -Yay! Daddy attention! 86 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:15,732 -What happened to "It's family time"? -Tim doesn't play our silly game. 87 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,984 You know I know that's not true. 88 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,403 We grew up in this house. 89 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:24,032 You loved games, and I loved crushing you at them. 90 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,701 Your big, mad, pouty face. 91 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,036 Heh. 92 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,955 It's more fun if I stay on the sidelines. 93 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,332 For who? 94 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,584 Cheeks! Let's play. 95 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:41,299 Spreading out the fishing pile. That's where you'll grab a card if the player-- 96 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:44,469 -I know how to play Go Fish. -Jeez, okay. 97 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,848 I'm dying already. Is there any way to hurry this up? 98 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:49,766 Not really. 99 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:54,771 The War of the Cheeks is sacred, with traditions which must be respected. 100 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,773 All right, war on. 101 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:05,698 Oh, Lucky Carol got dealt a mama-baby chicken match. 102 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,826 Score one for the mama human! 103 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,078 Nice one, Mom. 104 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:12,955 I mean, I got two pairs, but... 105 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,124 Oh, cheeky! 106 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,627 Tabitha takes the early lead. 107 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,754 -Can we move this along? -Sure. 108 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:22,840 You can go, unless you need me to explain-- 109 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,842 I know how to play Go Fish! 110 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,305 Psychological gamesmanship? 111 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:33,309 The warfare has already begun, in your mind. 112 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,728 Game on. Let's make this quick. 113 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,730 -Carol-Mommy. -Oh, yeah, no. 114 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:41,651 -We're not gonna call me that. -Do you have a baby goat? 115 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,820 It appears I do. 116 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:48,741 Lovely. And might you also have a mama kangaroo? 117 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,535 No. Go fish. 118 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,620 Thank you, I will. 119 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,372 No match. Who's next? 120 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:56,249 Okay, Tina, you're up. 121 00:06:56,332 --> 00:07:00,920 What we do is we look at our cards and try to figure out who might-- 122 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:04,841 -Teddy, do you have the baby bear? -I do not. Go fish. 123 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:09,512 -Darn! -No, that was actually good, see? 124 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:13,182 You have the baby moose, so mama moose match and you get to go again. 125 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,267 High five! 126 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:18,688 I don't feel I can give an honest high five while I'm sitting here cub-less. 127 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,107 I pass. Mommy's turn. 128 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:24,819 No, you don't pass. You ask about one of your other-- 129 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:27,363 You think I wanna match these trash animals? 130 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,240 -Honey, your cards. Sorry. 131 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:30,575 Tim! 132 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,870 You are actually worse as a helper than you were as a player. 133 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,830 Sure you don't wanna join? 134 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:39,125 -Tina passes. We need a minute. -And adhesive bandages. 135 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:42,545 -It's not a cut, you don't need one. -They make me feel safer. 136 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,214 -You wanna wait? -Nah, I saw her hand. 137 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,176 Nothing I need. Tabitha, you holding that baby goose? 138 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,093 Go fish. 139 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:53,556 Ah. Sorry, no bandages with baby bears on them. 140 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,099 Never mind, I'm good. 141 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,353 It's your turn. Let's keep this moving. 142 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:02,356 -Mommy, the baby bear? -Sorry. Go fish. 143 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,820 -Ugh. -Awesome! You got lucky again. 144 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,281 So, okay, now maybe we ask for a-- 145 00:08:10,364 --> 00:08:12,116 Teddy, got a baby bear? 146 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,161 Still no. Doing a great job, coach. 147 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:18,539 Wow, lucky break. Now let's think about-- 148 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:22,585 -Tab! Still looking for bear baby. -She doesn't have cards. 149 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,755 -Honey. -Stupid cows! 150 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,007 Your smiles mock my longing! 151 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:30,051 -Teddy, the baby bear? -Nope. 152 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,427 You already asked-- 153 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:34,013 Rhinos? Come on! 154 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:37,099 Mommy, do you have the baby bear? Aw, whale match. 155 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,018 Tabitha, help me out. 156 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,937 -Horses! -Tina. 157 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,689 You know I want that baby bear. 158 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,067 I hate you, giraffes! 159 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:49,403 I will buy you a real bear cub if you stop. 160 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,280 Mom? Tab? 161 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,698 -Teddy? -Go fish. 162 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,664 Yay! Baby bear! 163 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:06,045 I'm out of cards. 164 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,298 -Baby armadillo? -Yup. 165 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,930 And with a whopping 12 matched animal pairs, 166 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:19,100 Tina takes the early lead, a Game 1 victory 167 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:23,187 and being named "Field Marshal von Snackmeister." 168 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,399 Another? What happened to Cheeksmaster General? 169 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,943 The lore of this ceremony runs deep. 170 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,237 Cheeksmaster is the overall title. 171 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,990 Game 1 winner gets to choose treats. 172 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,909 Von Snackmeister! 173 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,912 -I'll help her. -Thanks, Tabsy. 174 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,583 How does she--? Like, mathematically... 175 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:47,628 JJ, sitrep on Yvette. Where are we? 176 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,796 Still upstairs. 177 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:52,466 Dez's dresser disguise was too big to fit down the attic stairs, 178 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:56,220 so we were thinking window, but you still gotta find the right angle-- 179 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:59,265 -Never mind, we good! 180 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,187 Timbo! Ready to join the fun? 181 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,023 I'm helping Tina. 182 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:12,028 -I could tell. -Nope. He already said he's not playing. 183 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,113 -Ignore him. -I get it. 184 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:16,741 You're terrible, and you don't want to lose 185 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:19,118 any lingering respect they have for you. 186 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:20,494 Ignore him. 187 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:24,790 It'll speed up the game, five fewer cards if we deal you in. 188 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,167 Everybody wins! 189 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,128 Probably not you, historically speaking. 190 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,463 Ignore him. 191 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,089 Do you hear the bears? 192 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:38,596 "Timmy, take your kiddie card-game spanking like a big boy." 193 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,098 -Deal me in. -Honey. 194 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,517 -Great! -You can't come in late. 195 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,728 We already played. How is that fair? 196 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,271 A good point. 197 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,733 War of the Cheeks is a game of tradition, honor and rules. 198 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:54,195 Do any official statutes forbid a warrior from joining late? 199 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:58,949 -Huh, I guess not. -Then deal me in. 200 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,619 I choose vegetable puffs. 201 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:17,385 Tabitha, do you have baby fox? 202 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:18,511 Go fish. 203 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,889 Nope. Play's to you, Tina. 204 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:25,601 -Mommy, do you--? -I don't have baby bear. Go fish. 205 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:32,149 He's so cute! 206 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,402 -I fold. -Not how the game works. 207 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,029 Fine. Daddy, any geckos? 208 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,365 Mmm, sorry, kiddo, go fish. 209 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,330 So that's me? Okay. Um... 210 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,875 Teddy, do you have... 211 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,001 mama fox? 212 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,255 -Dad! -Oh, honey. 213 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:57,758 Do you mean the mama fox that Carol clearly has 214 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,928 because she asked Tabitha for the baby fox? 215 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,931 Uh, no. Go fish. 216 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:05,224 Oh, no. 217 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:08,894 No, no, no. It's all happening again. 218 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,690 Sorry, I think we broke Daddy. 219 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,733 But the War of the Cheeks must go on. 220 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,611 Tab, show me how we play cards at the grown-up table. 221 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:21,115 Let's shift this train to the express tracks. 222 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,209 Tim? Tim. 223 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,254 Huh. What's up? 224 00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,298 Uh... It's your turn. 225 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:39,758 Good. 226 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,221 Tina, I'd like that mama gecko you're holding. 227 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,974 -Take it. -Carol, cat, purdy please. 228 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,185 I do have one of those. 229 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,313 Teddy, you have a baby jaguar. You'll note that wasn't a question. 230 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,566 How could you have known that? 231 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:59,695 Because I burned a whole round on a "mistake" just to get a feel. 232 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:03,616 Because after a childhood of board game beatdowns from my baby brother, 233 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:06,452 I spent my college years and a semester abroad in Reno, 234 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:10,206 learning every game from tic-tac-toe to cage match Slapjack. 235 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,249 Tab, hit me with that baby chick. 236 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,504 You think I didn't wanna play this game because I'm bad at it? 237 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,755 Giraffe me, Carol. 238 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:21,217 I didn't wanna play because I don't like what the game does to me. 239 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,427 Because Teddy Templeton, 240 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,889 you are playing Go Fish with a mama-baby shark in the pond! 241 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,933 Teddy, horse baby. 242 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,478 I'll be taking that there orangutan off you. 243 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,647 And the zebra. Stripes! 244 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:38,067 Mama Templeton, Timmy boy needs a new baby sheep. 245 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,860 Baby tiger! Mrs. Pig! 246 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,821 Is she married? Maybe single mom, I don't wanna assume. 247 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,990 Goose baby! 248 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,283 And finally... 249 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,370 Aw, moose finds his mommy. 250 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,829 That's a family! 251 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:59,004 And that's Dad not only tying for the overall lead with Tina, 252 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,383 but his Game 2 victory earned him the title... 253 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,219 Archbishop of Tunesbury. 254 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,179 He gets to pick the soundtrack. 255 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,974 Let there be tunes! 256 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,685 The stakes are set, and the knives are sharpened. 257 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,229 Can Uncle Teddy accept losing to his brother? 258 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,898 Can Mom keep control of her husband? 259 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:21,360 Can Tabitha come back and retain her crown? 260 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:26,907 Probably, because she's good at this game, but only a climactic Game 3 will tell. 261 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,868 Tim? Sugar buns? 262 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,746 Go ahead. Just choosing the ideal soundtrack for annihilating my brother. 263 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,165 Yeah, that's fun. And I get it. 264 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:39,295 This is a children's game. Which you are playing with your children. 265 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:44,383 We're good for you, but we crunch like we're bad for you. 266 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,677 Maybe we keep this fun for the kids? 267 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,597 It really is fun. 268 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,765 This is taking forever. 269 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:55,144 We need to prove the Yvette-Uncuddleables connection! 270 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,646 Oh, yeah! 271 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,315 "Oh, yeah"? 272 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,067 -Did you--? -Been living in the moment! 273 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:06,488 But relax, team's on it. Yo, JJ, what's the news? 274 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,365 -Good? Great? -Nothing. 275 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:13,412 I put a tail on every known Uncuddleable, but none of them's made contact. 276 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,706 Keep at it. We'll join as soon as we can-- 277 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:16,665 Boom! 278 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,961 Apparatus Courthouse, "Music for the Robots to Love and Be Sad By." 279 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:25,758 -That's a baby-crushing soundtrack. -I got that for you, Mr. Tab's Dad. 280 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,302 Yvette? Didn't know you were coming. 281 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,263 I assume an open window is an invitation. 282 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,976 -Did she hear anything? -Hope not the "baby-crushing soundtrack" 283 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,103 because that is open for misinterpretation. 284 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,731 -Think there's a good interpretation? -Dudes! 285 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:44,276 You guys are Go Fishing? That is so wholesome! 286 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,029 We spend evenings cutting out cologne samples 287 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,407 and rubbing them on our handsomest porcelain figurines. 288 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,533 Can I join? 289 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,161 That'd be awesome, you'll love War of the Cheeks. 290 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:57,414 It's so funny, we have all these weird rules-- 291 00:15:57,498 --> 00:16:01,502 Tabitha, this is really more of a family thing. 292 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:04,588 Well, good thing I have a family. Deal me in. 293 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:10,928 Yvette's my best friend and increases the odds of my comeback win by 11.6%. 294 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:15,099 I don't think she'd have much fun playing with a couple of babies. 295 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,351 -You kidding? 296 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:21,563 I'm in a babysitting co-op, I love the little tater totters. 297 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:25,526 War of the Cheeks is a game of tradition, honor and rules. 298 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:29,279 Do any official statutes forbid a warrior from joining the battle late? 299 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,715 Game's changed. We tell Tabitha. 300 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,802 We don't have proof, and if we're wrong, we'd snap the brain of an innocent. 301 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:55,723 That brain's already a mixed bag. Don't you see what Yvette's doing here? 302 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,768 If she wins, she gets to make up "wacky rules" 303 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,479 the family has to live by for the rest of the day! 304 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,065 My brain's already running scenarios. 305 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:12,114 I decree all babies in this house shall be worn as shoes! 306 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,372 Mommy and Daddy wouldn't sign off on that one, 307 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,167 but it's freaking me out! 308 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,128 We have to make sure she does not win. 309 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,337 Should be easy. 310 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,674 Coming in this late, she'd need a miracle to catch up. 311 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:34,636 Ka-chunk-a-ching! Two pairs right off the deal. 312 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,514 And I get to go first? 313 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:42,061 Mrs. Temp, you got the other half of this 'dilla? 314 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,980 -You holding a horse baby, Papa T? 315 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,232 Chick-a-chick-a-mama-chicken! 316 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,820 -Your turn, Tina. -How's that work? 317 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,913 Sorry, Baby Tina, Mommy doesn't have a baby bear. 318 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,708 Oink, oink. I'm looking for a rhino. 319 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,462 -What's that, Baby Teddy? 320 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,507 Didn't quite get that. 321 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,428 Oh, sorry, I don't have the horsie. 322 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,138 Go fish. 323 00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,974 You're going down dirty. 324 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,477 Zoink! Hooked one! 325 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,062 How do you not have a deer? 326 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,773 Somebody wanna check for goats? 327 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,364 I honestly have no idea. 328 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,367 -I claim your gecko! 329 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,285 Zebra? 330 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,706 Sorry, honey, still no. 331 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,636 Baby Tina, do you have any bears? 332 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:03,058 My robot heart is breaking. 333 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,649 At least my friend isn't an Uncuddleable! 334 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,365 Dang! 335 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:20,617 You guys got a talking baby? 336 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,704 Your brain is okay with this? 337 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,373 Meh. The world is full of wonders. 338 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,750 She does have a goldfish that grew toes. 339 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:32,421 -I call him Finfoot. -Maybe she's immune to weirdness? 340 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,131 Great, we can talk! 341 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,632 Dang! 342 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,176 Second talking baby. 343 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,554 So are we just ignoring she's one of The Uncuddleables? 344 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:41,638 -The what? -The who? 345 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,182 The babysitting co-op! 346 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,476 That's who you guys have been calling your new archnemeses? 347 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,353 Yvette and her friends? 348 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,064 And they're evil because they babysit? 349 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,484 You guys really lowered the bar on archnemeses. 350 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:58,822 They gave a kid a trike when they knew that was this other baby's 5%-er thing! 351 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:03,035 And they tried to make this one baby frown and the baby is ugly when he frowns. 352 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,786 Wow, judgy. 353 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,248 Their mascot Lumpy the Park Duck gave a baby lice. 354 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,625 His name is Curtis! 355 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,502 A duck named Curtis? 356 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,632 Now, let's finish this Cheek War. 357 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:28,185 Teddy, do you have the kangaroo mama? 358 00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:30,187 Go fish. 359 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,495 No! 360 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,579 Yes! 361 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:51,416 What's the point? 362 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,131 It's all down to this. 363 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,425 Fishing pond's empty, Daddy's up next, 364 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,804 but his two cards can't match, so he must-- 365 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,223 I know how to play Go Fish! 366 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,058 That's not the problem. 367 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,271 Oh. You can't catch up. 368 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,023 -Yeah. -So? 369 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,108 Yeah. 370 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:22,864 Yvette, do you have the baby fox? 371 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,284 No. 372 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:29,246 Teddy, do you have the mama fox? 373 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,832 It appears I do. 374 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,585 And, Yvette, baby kitty? 375 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,962 Dang. 376 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,551 And with that mistake from Baby Teddy, 377 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:47,055 Timothy Leslie Templeton, you are our new Cheeksmaster General! 378 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:51,226 Yeah! 379 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,563 Nice win, Templeton. 380 00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,819 Nice win, Master of Cheeks, Superior Card-Playing Brother, 381 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,446 My Inspiration in All Things, 382 00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:06,116 In Whose Presence I Look Like a Hairy Drain Clog By Comparison-- 383 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,202 -Do I have to use the full title? -Mm-hm. 384 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,333 Sorry, man. But thanks. 385 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:19,004 Sometimes you have to lose the War to win the battle for-- 386 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,465 This doesn't make any sense, but you get it. 387 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:24,968 Yeah. At least you stopped whatever Yvette was planning. 388 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,511 Sorry your streak got broke. 389 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:31,683 But, hey, no Cheeksmaster duties means you and me get more time to hang. 390 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,435 Always a bright side. 391 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:37,731 Unless she was playing the same lose-to-win strategy. 392 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,317 Come on, we can walk my goldfish.