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-Hold all my-- Whoa!
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Right now, a league
of evil babysitters has a target
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placed squarely on the back of Baby Love.
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All I ask is for the support I need
to crush this movement
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and lead Baby Corp to victory.
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I get that. I do.
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But it's company policy.
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You've worked too many days in a row,
so you're required to take a day off.
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Or as we call it in
the HR department, a Vacay Day.
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Trendy abbreviations. Another rung
in the ladder to society's demise.
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Totes.
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Just pick your Vacay D
and LMK ASAP to make it offish, 'kay?
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Of course, you're no help.
You probably love vacation days.
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Oh, you bet I do. I'm saving mine up
for a trip to Floaties Jamaica.
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Shade-bathing in a thick layer of SPF 500,
running panicked from the surf...
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Wait, why can't I just save up
my vacation days?
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You can, but vacation days are different
from mandatory Vacay Days,
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not to be confused with personal days,
sick days, brain rests, or me time.
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The HR department
is like a thesaurus for slacking off.
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What's next? Summer Fridays?
Meditation? Working from home?
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You heard the baby. Rules are rules.
You gotta take a Vacay Day.
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Fine. I'll do it tomorrow.
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Let me see.
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Let me see.
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Well, I'm not gonna miss
Iggy's first haircut.
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I meant I'll take my Vacay Day
the next tomorrow.
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Aw, hey.
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What's our cutest thing for the delivery?
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Sunglasses! Nothing more adorable than
a baby who wants a grown-up to look cool.
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Well, I'm not gonna miss
Trike Delivery Baby's birthday party.
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Tomorrow, I'm off. I swear.
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What? Gotta get the perfect light
for Bowtie Baby's 10-month photo shoot.
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-Ah! I've been bamboozled!
-Busted, m'kay.
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For crying out loud, take a day off.
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Tomorrow's mandatory fridge-cleaning day
at the office. You won't miss a thing.
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I'd kill to clean
an office fridge right now.
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Come on, team.
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Let's hear some bold new ideas
for me to shoot down
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and improve upon using
my superior business knowledge. Anyone?
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You can't keep
coming to work like this, Trevor.
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Timmy T.
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You writers "work from home." Perhaps you
have some business challenge I could--
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Nope, sorry, between the hours
of 9 a.m. and whenever I make lunch,
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I am inside
an impenetrable creative cocoon.
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You're eating cereal and watching
medical show bloopers online.
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-Dev, you prankster!
-Don't pop my cocoon.
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That cable package is a tantalizing offer,
but what I'm offering you
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is a day of private business coaching
at an outrageous discount.
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Can I count on your commitment? Marlene?
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A telemarketer just hung up on me.
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No, it's not funny, Trevor!
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Tabitha, thank goodness you're home.
I'm so unproductive!
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Well, I'm glad you're home.
I need some business advice.
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Anything.
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Yvette and I tried
to start a scooter squad.
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Yvette's got hers,
but electric scooters are super expensive.
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I need to figure out how to buy one.
Are you not gonna help me?
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Lesson's already started!
You're late upstairs! Whoo! Business!
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This is how we get your scooter.
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-With a pen cap?
-A valueless hunk of plastic, right?
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It has value,
or you wouldn't ask the question.
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Wrong! I mean, yes. Hm, you're good.
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This pen cap is a value seed,
from which your scooter will grow.
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How? Trading up. Is it easy?
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-Again, you wouldn't have asked if--
-No!
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But with hard work, business know-how,
and a series of clever, calculated trades,
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we will turn this pen cap into...
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Sorry, the scooter website's
still loading.
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Dad, Are you hogging the Wi-Fi?
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Who put a lizard in my scrubs?
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Uh... No.
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Uh, just imagine how cool
it would have been if the scooter loaded.
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Remember this!
A key part of business is show business.
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This is awesome.
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A whole afternoon
of business lessons from my mentor,
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and Hot Purscoot
can finally hit the pavement.
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-It's the name of our scooter squad.
-It's terrible.
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Yeah. I kind of love it.
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Lesson One, find a need.
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Need gives an object value.
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A pen cap may seem worthless,
but find someone who desperately needs it,
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their weakness becomes our gold.
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The caricaturist.
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No pen to draw with, no money.
Boom, value.
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Ah. But she knows that. See?
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So of course, she'd never lose the cap.
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Come on, Tabitha, you wanna
walk everywhere like a common horse?
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You're on the right track.
Just keep looking.
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-Struggling poets?
-Pencil people.
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Toddler art class?
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You don't need caps when you paint
with boogers. Uh, what about--?
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Quick Break Quarry.
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Over-stressed
veterinary surgeons, bond traders,
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all desperate for the release
of a puzzle come break time.
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They're so confident.
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They'd never do a crossword in pencil.
They're pen people.
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When work calls,
they'll drop a pen cap without a thought.
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How many times, Pam?
We sell seashells by the seashore.
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Not buy seashells, sell the seashore.
What is confusing?
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If they have the same need,
who do we trade with?
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That would be Lesson Two,
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who's most likely to have
something of value to you?
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"Charla Lazlo, Attorney at Law."
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She's got her face on every bus stop
and a purse as big as her face.
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Full of treasure, I bet.
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Look at you, master up-trader. Go get her.
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Greetings, sir.
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Dez? This was supposed to be a slow day.
Shouldn't you clean the office fridge?
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Well, there's been a sitch.
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You know Smiling Samir?
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Five percenter with a smile that could
turn a lemon into a lolly? What?
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Well, we met a new Uncuddleable
this morning, Antonio.
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Showed up at Samir's dad's cafe
with a stack of references
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from satisfied babysitting customers
and an offer.
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One sprightly, soothing walk,
traipsing the out-of-doors,
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free of charge as a sample
of our impeccable service.
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Quite a deal. Wouldn't you "agwee"?
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They all "agweed."
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Ha! Dopes
just did our Baby Love work for us.
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Taking Samir out
to show off that smile in public?
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Yeah, but here's the thing about Samir.
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He's always smiling
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because of the constant stimulation
at his dad's cafe.
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Get him someplace boring...
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No jaunty picture books today.
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We're off to sift through
old town council meeting write-ups.
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...and that smile
drops into the wrinkly mug
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of a disapproving British grandpa.
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-Ugh.
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No need to worry, Boss.
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Tina's been running a multi-phase plan
all morning to keep Samir smiling.
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-Whoop.
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Late for Phase Three.
Enjoy your Vacay Day!
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-Tina, what can I do to hel--?
-Chillax. You're in Vacay Mode.
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What company doesn't want
its employees to work?
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Why is the sun wearing sunglasses?
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Nothing makes sense.
Chillax yourself, gas ball!
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What's wrong? She wouldn't trade?
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Oh, no, I had Lazlo
begging for that pen cap.
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Traded for a travel bottle
of fancy hand cream,
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which I traded up to a basketball, and--
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-I'm so embarrassed.
-What for?
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-You're doing great.
-I was.
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I got impatient thinking how far
I was from an electric scooter,
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and I'm pretty sure
I just traded down for these.
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Used hearing aids.
Freshly used, judging by the wax.
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Hey, that's a really nice trade.
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Sorry, what?
Could you talk down to me louder?
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-Sorry.
-I'm smart.
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I should be good at this.
What am I missing?
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-An opponent.
-What?
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You're like me, kid.
For us, business is a contact sport.
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It's not just the win, it's crushing
the competition to get that win.
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You need the challenge.
That pit fight on the trading floor.
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You need me.
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One-on-one trade-up-off?
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Whoever trades up
to an electric scooter first wins.
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-Promise you won't go easy on me.
-I've seen you in competition.
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You promise not to go easy on me.
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Okay. Let's make this interesting.
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Loser has to untangle that box
of random cords in the basement.
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Deal.
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You know what I like about smashing?
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It answers life's most burning question,
what's inside things?
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Huh. I wonder what's inside this thing.
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-Oh, you want to smash it?
-Well, maybe if we traded for it.
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I'm thinking for that bag
of smushed grapes?
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A white-breasted nuthatch,
this time of year?
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-Where?
-Oh, I don't see it. I hear it.
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Her call is haunting, like an old
sea shanty sung by bird mermaids.
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I don't hear a thing.
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Yuck. Smushed grapes? Who'd wanna play
with something gross and mushy?
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You know what would really
make those toes sing? Friction.
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Oh, how I miss the
sights and sounds of my home in old Paris.
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Nice day for a picnic, eh?
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Be happy to trade you my blanket.
What you got in the pack?
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Tessa, are those new designer booties?
Ricardo Tooshay, classy.
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Of course, if you had a pair
of shiny binocs instead, you could--
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Ouch. I am a clown. Ouch.
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Hold that thought, Tess.
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Boing. Ha, ha!
Bop me again, I dare you. Rebound.
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-Tina! What's--?
-Chillax.
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-You're in Vacay Mode.
-You bloated ball of freeloading plasma!
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Those are the fruits
of your chillaxidaisical attitude.
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I wanna change our trade.
The Fidget Winkle.
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Fidget Winkle,
the goofiest toy on the market,
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there, top of your toy pile.
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Perfect.
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Bingo.
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Okay, uh, O-71.
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-What?
-What is she saying?
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Speak up, you.
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I should have traded
the hearing aids here.
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I could have gotten a whole car.
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-I-22.
-Speak up!
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00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,998
-O-72.
-Hm...
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-You. You.
-Action's really heating up, folks.
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Not you. And you.
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00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,882
Hello, senior sirs and mature ma'ams.
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I've calculated the odds,
and one of your cards is about to win.
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00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:04,598
But I have a special offer
just for you select few.
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-Sticky toffees? Those are contraband.
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00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:13,232
My daughter says they're too sticky
for my chompers, but I can't resist.
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This is a trade offer. A handful
of toffees each for your bingo cards.
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You want a slim chance
of winning their prize,
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or a guaranteed mouthful of sticky bliss?
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-Toffees.
-I'll take the candy.
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Good luck, toffee girl.
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I don't need luck. I have statistics.
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-B-14.
-Bingo!
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And our youngest winner ever
takes the grand prize.
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A coupon.
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This is a tree. There are
over four kinds of trees in the world.
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I don't know any of them.
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That's another one. That's another one.
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They're stopping to look at foliage again?
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JJ, can we see Phase Six?
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Not working, just saying hi.
Oh, what's that? Antonio's right there.
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Why don't we--? I mean, you just-- What?
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Oh, you have missed so much.
Let me catch you up.
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Phase Three was off to a bang.
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I missed a few steps in the Salty Dog Rag,
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but I caught up eventually
and won a medal.
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Then, I found a dinosaur egg.
And it turned into a real dino.
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I named him Stegathan
and vowed to raise him as my son.
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Over time, we grew a deep
and meaningful bond.
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Stop. Obviously, none of that happened.
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Yes, none of that.
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Besides, we don't need to catch you up.
You're on Vacay.
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Don't worry about us. We're fine.
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Yes. I am on Vacay.
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And when Dez was being clown-bopped
by an evil babysitter, that was fine.
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It was. Phase Four, a totally planned bit
of physical comedy to keep Samir giggling.
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-Dez?
-Clown bop!
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-I don't get it.
-That's stress talking.
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Go enjoy your Vacay Day.
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-Recharge, refresh.
-What do you think I've been doing?
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My industrious protégée Tabitha and I are
engaged in a Trading Up competition,
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which leads me to why I'm here,
a Fidget Winkle!
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I can't believe you didn't think of this.
Keeps babies laughing for hours.
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-That's the Winkle guarantee.
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-His mushy hair.
-His stupid feet.
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His crazy old eyeballs.
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Yes, well, that would be helpful,
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if Samir's next stop
wasn't baby yoga class.
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Even better. We can slip it to him while--
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Where no toys are allowed.
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So we gotta get a laugh without props, hm?
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No. Not we. Us. You go.
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-Stop turning those brain wheels.
-And it's a yoga class.
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No! Stop! Teddy!
252
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Tim! Oh, Tim!
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Where's my brother who's allowing me
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to live as a baby
in his home which I appreciate?
255
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,397
I hear you two are having
a Trading Up competition. Right on.
256
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:02,359
Oh, hi. I actually came to make a trade.
257
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,945
Tim, do you remember
that old tape recorder--?
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00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,739
You mean my Fart Library?
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A curated audio anthology of farts
collected over many years?
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00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:14,955
Everything from the High Pitched Squeaker
to the elusive Mom Car Fart?
261
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Moms don't fart.
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00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,421
Wait. Do you just have that with you?
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Usually. Also Tabitha was
already asking to trade me for it.
264
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,884
I can't believe it.
265
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,720
Did you strike a deal
with Pancake Burrito Vinny,
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the morning drive DJ too?
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Who?
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Vinny's radio show
survives on fart sounds.
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And any good trader would know
Vinny's got a unicycle collection,
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which opens up the whole
pedestrian vehicle trading sector.
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Sharp move.
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-Thanks.
-But I'm getting that Fart Library.
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00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:52,701
From the '99 New Year's celebration,
when Marsha Krinkle tooted on live TV?
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-She pretended to ride a German Shepherd--
-All right.
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Looks like you've got a choice to make.
It's a trade-Up-off.
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And I get to be the judge? So much power.
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00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:05,297
I hope it doesn't corrupt me.
No. It won't. I'm strong.
278
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,762
Writing, an art form as old as paper.
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00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,056
The writer's brain is like a treasure map,
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full of hidden gems,
but also wrong turns and booby traps.
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Mm. Yes, that is true.
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Allow me to present the Fidget Winkle.
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A toy, yes, designed for babies,
but also a proven cure for writer's block.
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00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,905
I heard F. Scott Fitzgerald had one,
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and let's just say, The Great Gatsby
was The Just Okay Gatsby
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before old F. Scott put one
of these on his desk.
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00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:43,836
I'm sorry! It's just-- His hair. I can't--
Thank you for your consideration.
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Inside this envelope lies a coupon.
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Sorry. Coupon?
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For a private serenade
by local legend The Great Carpaccio.
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Tabitha wins!
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00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,856
Yes! Rocketship to Scooterworld
in three, two...
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I'll wear my Great Carpaccio ascot.
Or is it tacky to wear merch?
294
00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,364
Carol, I need you!
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00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,367
Well-traded, but you have
to give me that Fart Library.
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You made me promise not to go easy on you.
Vin, who's my favorite DJ?
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00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,750
No, it's you.
Meet at the station to trade? What?
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Free bonus lesson.
Always do business in public.
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No home court advantage.
300
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,048
Ask him to meet
in the town square instead.
301
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,760
Actually, meet you in the town square?
Cool. See you in five.
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00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,930
-Thanks, Dad's weird thing.
-I really wouldn't kiss that.
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00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:42,144
-Hey, maybe Vinny's over this way.
-Sure, maybe.
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00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,773
All right, babies, as we sit in Easy Pose,
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let's just think about what we think
when there's nothing to think about.
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00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:57,117
I know it's rude to ask,
but what is up with that baby's face?
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00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:01,163
It keeps switching between adorable
and a dumpster load of deli meat.
308
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,581
I propose a trade.
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00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:06,001
Give me one minute with the Fart Library
in exchange for Winkle.
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00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,922
You can still trade with Vinny and get
the Winkle, full keeps no tradebacks.
311
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:13,884
You were gonna take this competition
seriously. That's a terrible trade.
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00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:17,387
Part of my master plan to beat you,
details withheld but very real.
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00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:21,517
-Just please, the library.
-Okay. See you in one minute.
314
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:27,856
-Ugh. You can actually taste the smells.
-Show me that deep Forward Fold.
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-That's adorable.
-Isn't he? Look at that.
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00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:40,202
Samir, don't reward low comedy.
Breaking wind is as natural as blinking.
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00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,253
I can smell that Baby Love soaring.
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00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:53,423
-Ugh. Smells awful.
-No, that's Pip's dinosaur.
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He's teething.
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Don't tell him it's just an old egg.
He's been so delighted.
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00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:03,016
Oh, hi. Aren't you all glad
I didn't actually take a day off?
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00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:09,273
That laughing fit's gonna last for hours.
Antonio's got no card left to play. What?
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00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,608
You're a natural with little ones.
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00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,986
I'm all a-blush.
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00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:17,072
I don't know if my skills
are natural or the result
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of the child development classes
my babysitters' co-op is taking.
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00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,245
There are more babysitters
like you out there?
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00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:27,416
Oh, we are many.
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He has lots of cards to play.
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Around Phase Seven, we realized
we couldn't make Samir too happy
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or that would happen.
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00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:41,013
In fairness, it's not my fault that
I wasn't around to get that information.
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00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:44,850
It absolutely is. You think Vacay Days
are there because we're lazy?
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00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,435
I pretty clearly do.
335
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:50,731
We need clear heads to keep us sharp.
So we don't blow missions.
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00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,150
Like I just did.
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00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,569
-I wasn't gonna say it--
-Yes.
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00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:59,448
-We'll work damage control. You just--
-Chillax.
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00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:03,035
-What the cartoon sun said.
-One minute.
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00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,870
-Cough it up.
-All right.
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00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:08,582
But be warned,
this contest has my full attention now.
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00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:12,002
You think losing a winkle
and fart machine scares me? Ha!
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00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,504
I built a whole company in Chicago with--
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Thank you so much.
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00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:26,225
-Tessa didn't even want that Winkle.
-I just followed your lessons.
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00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:30,187
I found a need, and who was
most likely to have what I wanted.
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00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,649
I overheard your conversation with JJ
when testing my hearing aids.
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00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:37,319
There's been a sitch.
You know Smiling Samir?
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When you proposed a competition,
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00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,741
the fierce Trader-Upper inside of me
came alive. Thanks for that.
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00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:45,827
I'd already found a need,
your need to keep working.
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00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:50,082
You couldn't help butting
into the mission, so I kept an eye on you.
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00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,501
I watched you trade
for Tessa's Fidget Winkle.
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00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,170
But you didn't see what happened
after you left.
355
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:59,508
-Oh, honey. Did you lose your Winkle?
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00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:03,553
-When Tina told me the next stop was a...
-No-toys-allowed baby yoga class.
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00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,097
...I had to get in your head.
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00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,432
How would you make
a baby laugh without a toy?
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00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,059
Only one answer to that.
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00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,396
Tabitha wins!
361
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:16,358
So then, it was just a matter of playing
to Dad's rabid Carpaccio fandom
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00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:20,112
and turning up your desperation
with a hot deal that didn't exist.
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00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:24,074
You made me promise not to go easy on you.
Vin, who's my favorite DJ?
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00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:28,328
You ever think
about how whales are just huge?
365
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,498
You offer me the Winkle I need,
and bing, bang, scoot,
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00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,125
victory Tabitha.
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00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:39,381
I'd applaud but my hands are tingling
because I'm just so proud.
368
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,216
Hey, I learned from the best.
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00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,012
I only wish you'd made it harder on me.
That was honestly pretty easy.
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00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,514
Rubbing it in. Like a champ.
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00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,268
Pull that one. Or that one, or--
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00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,562
You know, this is a one-person job.
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00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,814
-I know.
-I'm off for a scoot with Yvette.
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00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,901
-You want help when I come back?
-Thanks, but take your time.
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00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,905
I like my defeats to sting bitterly,
so I remember never to fail again.
376
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,491
I should be pretty quick.
Yvette has to babysit.
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00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:11,830
-Yvette babysits?
-She's in business with kids from school.
378
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,082
That's how she bought her scooter. Lucky.
379
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:19,171
She's got a business card. You'd be proud.
Later, babies. Love you both.
380
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,052
Hot Purscoot has hit the streets.
381
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:28,472
Look out, city.
You don't stand a chance against us.
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00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,518
Tabitha is scootering with the enemy.
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00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,940
Yes! The ultra-rare shocked baby ripper.
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00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,277
Fart Library, volume two, coming in hot!