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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎老闆正在忙

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎大老闆線上加入會議

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‎大家都到齊？請依序入席

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‎你牙沒長齊，我在日理萬機

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‎洗耳恭聽我給大家問候鼓勵

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‎-利潤，薪資，奶嘴別忘了
‎-交到朋友

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‎我愛你，你錄取了

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‎一起來，朝天空高舉果汁盒

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‎寶貝老闆，直到退休時刻

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-誰才是老大

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-我是傳說神話

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-別看我只是小娃娃

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‎-不怕不怕，我就是家大業大
‎-寶貝老闆

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‎我再跟你說那快閃讀書俱樂部
‎祝你睡眠訓練順利

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‎我們快走吧，一早報到別遲到了

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‎-蒂娜機器娃
‎-希夢思，我研發部的閨蜜

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‎丟石頭錦標賽進展如何？

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‎別當個扁石頭，跳過任何細節

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‎跳過

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‎這幽默可造成了水花

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‎水花

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‎要見可以開除我們，讓我們升官

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‎或是把我們辦公桌調到
‎“私人電話大聲公”旁的賴瑞？

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‎我愛賴瑞

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‎-我得走了
‎-好

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‎配方休息再聊？

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‎蒂娜

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‎我注意到妳喜歡玩食物

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‎對，有些寶寶為吃而活
‎我活著是為手指塗食料

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‎是啊，我也有涉獵

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‎米洛維納斯的卡芒貝爾起司

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‎博物館沒有手臂的女士？

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‎我完全看得出來，而且超愛

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‎留一些長牙餅乾給我

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‎讓開，長官要過了

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‎-JJ，真的不用護送
‎-早安，蒂娜

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‎早安

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨，你好

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‎等不及聽到了

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‎要去開會，你們懂的

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‎我是個受歡迎的寶寶

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‎我根本還沒遲到

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‎我打敗戴子

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‎那不算，他是請私人假

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‎不，我在這裡

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‎你懂的，你想利用一下私人的時間

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‎但你最後還是會被拖進去開會

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‎抱歉，你看起來好舒服

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‎我無法感到抱歉

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‎只是過著懶骨頭沙發的生活

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‎當個座位

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‎當懶骨頭

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‎抱歉遲到

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‎醒來時發現嚴重的尿布疹

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‎還好我的贊助商也生產
‎神奇的尿布疹治療藥膏：

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‎妥屁逸，讓你的疹子受到酷刑

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‎神奇藥膏治療要花多久？

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‎已經好了

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‎愛

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‎我

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‎了不起的妥屁逸

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‎來看百分之五寶寶報到吧

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‎嘉美，播一下串流？

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‎眼鏡寶寶正在爬？

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‎明天的寶貝愛數據
‎又會達到機動性高點

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‎喜歡

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‎所有報告顯示
‎伊吉寶寶的公園散步成功

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‎髮絲驚艷達最大值

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‎好閃亮

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‎彈跳屋鬥牛應該…

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‎在這裡…

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‎彈跳

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‎這是她正常彈跳時間吧？

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‎立刻找出昨天同一時間的串流

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‎連我開口都不用？

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‎-嘉美，妳今天超積極
‎-我都在聽

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‎自我改進的有聲書

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‎-成果卓越
‎-謝謝

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‎好的，所以

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‎昨天的同一時間

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‎然後回到今天

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‎我為何沒看見彈跳？

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‎-我去調查，然後回報
‎-非常好

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‎但有了妥屁逸
‎你在也不需要抓屁屁了

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‎讓我看更多可愛的寶寶

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‎脹氣法蘭西

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‎等候

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‎真是悅耳

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‎現在，那骯髒的屁屁聲呢？

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‎回答了我自己的問題

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‎繼續

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‎三輪快遞寶寶

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‎謝謝

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‎在三輪車公園散播可愛

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‎你查到什麼結果？

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‎一整個早上，沒人看見鬥牛

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‎據彈跳屋這裡的消息
‎她有輛新的三輪…

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‎-喔，不
‎-小心

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‎找到她了

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‎她在三輪車公園幹嘛？
‎那不是她的地盤

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‎百分之五寶寶地盤之爭

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‎上鏡頭寶貝要歷史重演了…

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‎-不
‎-懶骨頭老天爺

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‎-我們禁不起再一次了
‎-再一次什麼？

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‎是去年的冠軍賽

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‎人山人海的運動場
‎我們上鏡頭寶貝的最佳環境

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‎在體育場的螢幕
‎展現她百分之五寶寶魅力

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‎那寶寶可愛多了

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‎沒人發現百變造型寶貝的父母
‎也是運動迷

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‎長話短說，她上報了

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‎而且被列入數個政府名單上

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‎我要這情況盡快解除，就像是…

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‎妥屁逸

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‎治療…

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‎尿布疹一樣快

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‎前往三輪車公園

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‎戴子，加入嗎？

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‎我怎麼能夠在我團隊
‎面對地盤之爭的時候休假？

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‎小皮傳送我

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‎不

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‎你以為我的嘴巴在那裡嗎？

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‎鬥牛，要怎樣妳才肯回到彈跳屋？

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‎軟糖？棒棒糖？

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‎各種糖果在溫度高的車裡
‎然後融化成一個超級糖果？

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‎每個寶寶都能被收買

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‎小孩對賄賂沒反應，這個該怎麼做？

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‎-也許我來試試
‎-我欣賞妳的樂觀

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‎這是自史古特巴斯基以來
‎我見過最糟糕的寶寶

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‎-你認識古斯基神父？
‎-地區神父

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‎在撒哈拉以南非洲
‎創立糧食配給牧師一職？

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‎我長大後，我要跟他一樣

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‎好，舉例錯誤，但是…

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‎沒有寶寶壞到無法扭轉

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‎這任務非我莫屬

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‎-知道原因？
‎-空手道

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‎下一題

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‎我是受歡迎寶寶，大家都愛我

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‎哇，妳真的自我感覺良好

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‎不是自我感覺良好，我身體力行

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‎我喜歡大家喜歡的

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‎我們有個百分之五寶寶打哈欠
‎所以我…

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‎我們有個百分之五寶寶打嗝
‎所以我…

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‎我們有個寶寶騎三輪車，所以…

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‎寶寶，我騎三輪車

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‎哈囉，特別快遞

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‎別擔心，我立刻幫你送回來

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‎妳好，禁不住崇拜妳的三輪車技術

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‎我本身也是個三輪車手
‎想說我們也許可以交流看法

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‎沒反應？拜託

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‎當然，妳是彈跳屋鬥牛

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‎妳鬥牛，所以我…

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‎我們現在是閨蜜了，對嗎？

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‎這攻擊我天使寶貝的是誰？

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‎嗨，親愛的
‎我得要跟你疏忽的父母談談

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‎直昇機代號行動，進行規避動作

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‎我可以跟養育課不及格
‎沒在看管這…？

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‎-你
‎-豆袋攻擊

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‎最好快跑，沒人看管的寶寶

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‎但你跟你打瞌睡的父母會接到通知

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‎我差一點就可以跟鬥牛成為閨蜜了

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‎我們現在完全接近不了鬥牛

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‎我們當然可以，只需要有人看顧就行

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‎泰貝莎

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‎跟我去公園

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‎泰貝莎下午出去了，蒂娜寶貝

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‎把拔呢？

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‎跟泰貝莎一起出門
‎他們去見最愛的科幻作家

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‎還是最不愛的作家，我忘記了

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‎格羅比剛，哈囉，經典地球的居民

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‎-我要簽給誰？
‎-我不要簽名

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‎我要妳重寫這個
‎意料之中又很老梗的結局

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‎作家之間的建議？我會聽孩子的話

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‎-妳想說什麼？
‎-讓我驚訝

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‎改變一下

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‎真是的

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‎妳可以跟我去三輪車公園嗎？

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‎喔，寶貝，我討厭那公園的程度
‎幾乎跟我愛妳的程度一樣

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‎我們做別的好嗎？
‎動物園裡剛出生的河馬寶寶

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‎什麼名字？我可以叫牠羅尼？

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‎很小嗎？還是出生就很大？

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‎等一下，不行，一定要去那個公園
‎這是寶貝企業的任務

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‎那妳有一堆高科技的小玩意

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‎妳不需要我

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‎我們需要有人看顧

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‎-保護，真的
‎-需要什麼保護？

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‎一位直昇機媽媽

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‎-上來
‎-太好了

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‎歡迎加入小隊

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‎-邪惡的懶骨頭座椅
‎-不，沒關係，他只是臥底

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‎酷，那位發射飛彈的
‎直昇機媽媽在那裡？

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‎為媽咪笑一個

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‎這適合無特定教派使用的佳節卡片

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‎她是不是最可愛的？妳不需要回答

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‎避免傷害到妳孩子的自尊

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‎看看妳

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‎年度模範母親

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‎哪個是妳的？

200
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:06,063
‎我不得不告訴妳，但那個真的很調皮

201
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,940
‎小啾啾？天使寶貝？

202
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:11,193
‎媽咪需要手機保留妳的珍貴記憶

203
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,571
‎妳要我讓她被踢出公園

204
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,656
‎還是妳真的要我把她踢出公園？

205
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,451
‎只需要親切地聊天，轉移媽咪注意

206
00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:21,287
‎好讓我們把鬥牛引導回彈跳屋

207
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,288
‎什麼？不

208
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,666
‎我以為你們要我來是修理人
‎不是來聊天的

209
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,044
‎蒂娜，妳知道我對公園媽咪的觀感

210
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,880
‎知道，所以我才會找
‎泰貝莎或是爸比來

211
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,299
‎但我知道妳也辦得到

212
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:37,887
‎壞消息：快遞寶貝打算用武力奪回

213
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,181
‎鬥牛的武力佔有

214
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:49,815
‎-我討厭這公園
‎-謝謝，愛妳，馬麻

215
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:57,531
‎他要拿特別快遞給鬥牛：砸臉泥巴派

216
00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,950
‎加上癢癢蟲！

217
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,411
‎我們不能讓這地盤之爭戰事擴大

218
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,580
‎小痞，不，他要幹什…？

219
00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:07,416
‎生氣讓你變小

220
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,627
‎蔬菜讓你變大

221
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,969
‎怎樣？我又踩到老鼠嗎？

222
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:21,931
‎不是，我只是沒想到，一個告訴我

223
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,100
‎分不清對錯的寶寶能這麼做

224
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:25,684
‎我是分不清

225
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,562
‎所以我爸比給我看所有這些影片

226
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,523
‎《別放進耳朵，寶貝》

227
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,983
‎《小心，你會踩到老鼠》

228
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,986
‎喔，拜託

229
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:40,157
‎我知道你們一定看過《電不能吃》

230
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,784
‎寶貝，叉子放下

231
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,453
‎我知道插座看起來很可口

232
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:48,791
‎但電在你的消化系統會是這樣…

233
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,086
‎噁心

234
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,170
‎再來

235
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,971
‎嗨，女朋友，是我，妳剛才的閨蜜

236
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:06,851
‎我沒有敵人，傻瓜，妳跟我一起推擠

237
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,644
‎我們物以類聚

238
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:12,815
‎什麼意思，妳一輩子“標示”我了

239
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:13,816
‎嘿

240
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,454
‎妳女兒的速度非常不安全

241
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:28,622
‎所以…？

242
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,916
‎妳孩子有上托兒所嗎？

243
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,919
‎早期教育很重要

244
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,631
‎她在上下溪林優秀幼兒學前班上半天

245
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:41,135
‎碳中和點心時間
‎他們的吉祥物是身分概念

246
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,512
‎價錢貴到讓賤民付不起

247
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,555
‎不像這個公園

248
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,187
‎有一天我當妳的伴娘

249
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,689
‎妳要我在妳婚禮上發表感言

250
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:56,025
‎我們將會想起這個並且大笑

251
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,278
‎抱歉，鬥牛，妳稍待，好嗎？

252
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,572
‎快遞寶貝的和平談話失敗

253
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,492
‎這小傢伙有一堆泥巴派
‎外加一個專業手臂

254
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,162
‎拜託告訴我一點好消息

255
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:11,957
‎妳後面是眼神充滿殺氣的鬥牛嗎？

256
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:12,875
‎對

257
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,251
‎說嗨，鬥牛

258
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,338
‎我們現在在聯絡感情，馬上有結果

259
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,174
‎蒂娜的計畫完了
‎我們需要立刻想個計畫

260
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,678
‎別放進耳朵裡，寶寶

261
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,849
‎小痞，我想你沒有
‎三輪車安全的影片吧？

262
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:34,104
‎你是說《三輪痛痛製造機》？
‎我當然有

263
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,527
‎我們該進入彼此了解的階段了

264
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,070
‎最愛的床邊故事，快

265
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:47,117
‎別傻了，妳的腳程怎麼可能夠快呢？

266
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,624
‎沒有任何舞會像土風舞會

267
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,502
‎再加上我的新閨蜜，就好上加好了

268
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:03,592
‎哈囉，孩子們

269
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,512
‎是我，安全賓克頓守衛

270
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,973
‎你不喜歡痛痛吧？

271
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,897
‎那就要非常小心三輪車

272
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:22,486
‎這邪惡的痛痛製造機
‎絕對讓你的身體到處痛

273
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,866
‎-這是什麼？
‎-結束地盤之爭的最佳機會

274
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:31,370
‎騎三輪車是危險的，有三條法則

275
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,830
‎遠離三輪車

276
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,248
‎絕不騎三輪車

277
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,250
‎以及絕對絕對不要騎三輪車

278
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,380
‎我想轉頭不看，但我沒辦法

279
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:42,339
‎我知道

280
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:45,426
‎這能讓鬥牛嚇到永遠丟掉三輪車

281
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,219
‎她會回到彈跳屋

282
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,472
‎然後一切就回到平常
‎百分之五寶寶的運作模式

283
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,433
‎喔喔

284
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,644
‎可憐的葛斯

285
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,403
‎恐嚇戰術？製造恐慌？

286
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,113
‎這不是寶貝企業的作風

287
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,241
‎顯然妳還沒到所謂行銷說的

288
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,576
‎“生理時鐘”階段

289
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,244
‎這甚至沒有必要

290
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,622
‎我真的跟鬥牛有進展了

291
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,167
‎這客觀說來不是事實
‎影片是唯一的方法

292
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:24,173
‎想像海嘯以危險的速度衝向你

293
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:28,302
‎你真的以為你的三輪車能救你？

294
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,929
‎-小心
‎-豆袋

295
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,056
‎快，我救妳出去

296
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,848
‎我要說妳女兒是個不良影響

297
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,811
‎妳是當地人
‎還是只是路過的外地人？

298
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,898
‎閉嘴，好嗎？
‎我對她的行為也是很不開心

299
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,150
‎但我準備結束這一切

300
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:32,908
‎妳…

301
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,118
‎喜歡我

302
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:41,000
‎-妳在幹什麼？
‎-我明白要跟她如何溝通了

303
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:45,087
‎我得喜歡她喜歡的：無悔的淘氣

304
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,590
‎妳就是忍受不了
‎也許有一位寶寶不喜歡妳

305
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,800
‎給我回來

306
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,928
‎什麼？在我頑皮之上，我聽不見妳

307
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,638
‎不，不要…

308
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,182
‎熱狗

309
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,561
‎熱狗，混亂之肉

310
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:04,189
‎蒂娜，到馬麻身邊來，寶貝

311
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:09,236
‎聽媽媽的話，我知道妳懂…

312
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,697
‎甚至…

313
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,948
‎想…

314
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,283
‎都…

315
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,451
‎別想

316
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,163
‎我天賜的禮物
‎不該再跟妳女兒一起玩了

317
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,123
‎酷…寫下來

318
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:31,300
‎知道什麼原因寶寶愛度計
‎目前像是失控了一樣嗎？

319
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,386
‎我想可能是軟體出現失靈
‎但後來我想…

320
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,263
‎絕對是失靈，不是我們

321
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,317
‎別放棄，世界需要藝術家

322
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,448
‎-妳得阻止這一切
‎-但鬥牛目前在我這邊

323
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,284
‎我就快讓她回去彈跳屋了

324
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:01,246
‎-這是為了任務
‎-看看四周，妳成了任務目標了

325
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,667
‎好玩吧？追逐的刺激

326
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,753
‎我們血液裡淘氣的衝動

327
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:11,799
‎但騎三輪車絕對沒有
‎妳在老彈跳屋感受到的力量

328
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,883
‎妳覺得呢？

329
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,845
‎對，不，妳說得對
‎我們現在暫時繼續騎三輪車

330
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,138
‎我喜歡破壞

331
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,854
‎結束了，蒂娜

332
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,482
‎-蒂娜，妳到妳母親身邊來
‎-親愛的

333
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,901
‎妳碳中和點心時間到了

334
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:34,071
‎妳不用特別強調，寶寶不在乎的

335
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,531
‎騎一程很開心

336
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,825
‎也許我們回頭彈跳屋見？

337
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,756
‎蒂娜天普頓

338
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,176
‎妳不需要吼叫，小孩天生叛逆…

339
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,720
‎不，妳說得對，妳說得好…

340
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,765
‎要是他們沒有母親
‎在身邊好好管教的話

341
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:06,478
‎馬麻來救妳離開壞榜樣
‎可愛的小天使

342
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,651
‎這件事，你欠我一個
‎非常長而且鉅細靡遺的解釋

343
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,278
‎嘿，她不是我女兒

344
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,406
‎好，沒問題，等一下解釋
‎先抓住那些三輪車吧

345
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:23,495
‎她的錯

346
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,916
‎根據妳設定獨眼巨人血液的規則

347
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,795
‎對鑿地的矮人手套根本沒有任何效果

348
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,965
‎沒錯，我從沒想到這點

349
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:37,217
‎阿爾西亞太陽77號的弧線呢？

350
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,053
‎我是說太空狼？拜託

351
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:43,640
‎我太笨了，狼在太空活不下去

352
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,475
‎妳知道這結局需要什麼？

353
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,227
‎雷射長頸鹿

354
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,693
‎快點，要跟丟了，快，駕…

355
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:58,071
‎泰德，那就幫幫我
‎要是你再踢我一下，我會…

356
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,199
‎怎樣？

357
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,162
‎我們事實上離彈跳屋不遠

358
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,457
‎我們前去如何？跳一下？

359
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,797
‎就這樣

360
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:20,052
‎好的，鬥牛
‎從今後我會把妳當成閨蜜

361
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,803
‎不論生老病死…

362
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,140
‎妳想做什麼？

363
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,060
‎有任何關於撫養
‎可怕小孩課程的闇黑網站

364
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:31,188
‎還是妳天生就有性格瑕疵？

365
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,106
‎-她們要幹什…？
‎-絆倒繩

366
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,570
‎我可以跟妳說一件事

367
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,448
‎我孩子不是在我家學到這種行為

368
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,618
‎我愛友誼

369
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,871
‎有妳這樣的父母，我很驚訝

370
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,792
‎她怎麼沒被丟在礦井或是鬥狗場裡

371
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:59,883
‎妳是個壞馬麻

372
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,678
‎不

373
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,898
‎跳繩：惡魔的牙線

374
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,276
‎你試圖警告過我們了，賓克頓守衛

375
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,529
‎-我可以…？
‎-我不需要妳的協助，謝了

376
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,031
‎這件事我等一下會上傳馬麻部落格

377
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,618
‎以我完美選擇相關注目的字眼

378
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,456
‎夠了，妳這霸凌的混球

379
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,587
‎怎樣？有時候妳就是得當面批評

380
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,965
‎妳不可能讓每個人都喜歡妳

381
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,010
‎-別把自己試到累死
‎-但她是百分之五寶寶

382
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,886
‎兩個之中救回一個

383
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,763
‎這也算了不起了，女長官

384
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,100
‎要是鬥牛不回去彈跳屋怎麼辦？

385
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,519
‎我能遞補，直到我們找到取代者為止

386
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:55,939
‎我自然富有彈性而且
‎三輪車誘拐不了我

387
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,274
‎因為我是豆袋

388
00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:00,402
‎誘拐？鬥牛哪裡拿到三輪車的？

389
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,738
‎彈跳屋孩子們說是她的保母給的

390
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,407
‎天啊，韓森詹森小姐

391
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,408
‎不討喜分子

392
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,286
‎妳們今天還好嗎？
‎妳受傷了嗎，親愛的？

393
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:12,205
‎用我教妳的手語告訴我

394
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,291
‎她沒事

395
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:17,669
‎蜜雅，妳真是我最好的保母

396
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:18,837
‎顧孩子

397
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,007
‎這就是不討喜分子
‎接近我們百分之五寶寶的方法

398
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,217
‎真厲害，蜜雅

399
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,469
‎謝謝

400
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:28,138
‎我朋友跟我建立的保母合作社

401
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:32,768
‎我們相信保母帶來更多好處
‎而不只是賺錢而已

402
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:36,438
‎保母可以改變世界

403
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,150
‎你卻以為是鴨子

404
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:42,277
‎這件事還沒完嗎？

405
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,308
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