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-Hold all my-- Whoa!
-[laughing]
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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♪ I'm the boss
Dial in to the meeting ♪
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♪ Everybody here?
Please find your seating ♪
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♪ While you teething
I'm sinking my teeth in ♪
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♪ First one to show
So I can do all my greeting ♪
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♪ Profits, payrolls and pacifiers ♪
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♪ I make friends!
I love you, you're hired! ♪
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♪ So come on and raise
Your juice boxes skyward ♪
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♪ Boss babies until we retire! ♪
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-♪ Boss Baby ♪
-♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪
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-♪ Boss Baby ♪
-♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪
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-♪ Boss Baby ♪
-♪ Can a baby get a witness ♪
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♪ Grab a high chair
This the family business ♪
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♪ Boss Baby ♪
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I'll let you know about Pop-up Book Club,
and good luck with the sleep training.
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We better scoot.
Don't wanna be late for check-ins.
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-Tina the machine-a!
-Simmons, my R&D BFF!
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How'd the rock throwing tournament go?
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Don't be a flat stone
and skip any details!
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[laughing] Skip.
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That joke made a splash.
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Splash.
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[clears throat] Meeting with the baby
who can fire us, promote us
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or relocate our cubicle next to
"Loud Personal Phone Conversation" Larry.
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I love Larry!
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-Gotta run. Formula break later?
-Yeah.
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Tina. It's come to my attention
you like to play with your food.
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Yeah! Some babies eat to live,
I live to fingerpaint with my eat stuff.
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As it happens, I also dabble.
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Venus de Milo de camembert.
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That armless lady from museums?
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I totally see it, and I love it!
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Back soon. Save me some teething crackers!
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Make room! Ma'am's coming through!
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-Escort's not really necessary, JJ.
-Morning, Tina!
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Morning!
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-Hi
-Hi there.
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Can't wait to hear all about it.
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Headed into a meeting, you understand.
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I'm a people baby!
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And I'm not even late! I beat Dez.
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Doesn't count, he's taking a personal day.
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[Dez] No, I'm here.
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You know how it is.
You try to take some me time
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but you always wind up
dragged into a meeting anyway.
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I'm sorry, you looked so cozy.
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And I'm incapable of feeling sorry.
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[Dez grunts]
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Just living that beanbag life.
Being a seat.
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Beanbagging.
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Apologies for being late.
Woke up with a doozy of a diaper rash.
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Lucky for me, my sponsor also produces
a miracle cure diaper cream:
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Buttsoothers.
It gets medieval on your rash.
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How long is the miracle cure
supposed to take?
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Already cured.
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Love...
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me...
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some Buttsoothers.
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Let's see those five percenters check-ins.
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Cammy, bring up the feeds.
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[CEO Baby whoops]
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Spectacles Baby is crawling now?
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Expect a high-side mobility bump
in tomorrow's Baby Love numbers.
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Love that!
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[Boss Baby] All reports show
a successful park stroll with Baby Iggy.
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Maximum hair gawking.
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It's so shiny!
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Bounce House Bruiser should...
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be here...
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bouncing.
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This is her normal bounce time, right?
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Bringing up yesterday's feed
from the same time.
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Without me even asking?
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-Cammy, you're so proactive today!
-I've been listening to
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a self-improvement audio picture book.
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-And it shows.
-Thank you.
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[clears throat]
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[Cammy] All right, so...
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Same time yesterday...
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And back to today.
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Why am I not seeing bouncing?
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-I'll dig around and report back.
-Great!
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But with Buttsoothers, you'll never have
to dig around back again.
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[strains]
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Show me more cute babies!
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[Tina] Gassy Francis.
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Wait for it...
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-[burps]
-[CEO Baby] Music to my ears!
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Now, where are we on getting
that dirty south sound?
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-[farts]
-[laughs] Answered my own question.
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[Tina] Moving on.
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Trike Delivery Baby.
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-Aww.
-Thank you!
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Delivering up cuteness
at the tricycle park.
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What'd you find out?
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Nobody's seen Bruiser all morning.
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Word around the bounce house
is she got a new tricyc--
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-[woman screams] Look out!
-[man] Oh, no!
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[clamoring]
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Found her!
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What is she doing at the tricycle park?
That's not her thing!
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[laughing]
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[gasps] A five percenter turf war.
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It's Crowd Cam Baby all over again.
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-No!
-[Dez] Bean bag gasp!
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-We can't take another one of those!
-Another one of what?
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It was last year's championship...
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Packed stadium, prime conditions
for our Crowd Cam Baby
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to work her five percenter magic
on the stadium screen.
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[man] That baby's much cuter.
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[JJ] No one realized
Always-Wears-A-Costume Baby's parents
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were also big sports fans.
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[babies babbling]
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Long story short,
she got her picture in the paper
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and on several government lists.
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I want that cleared up
as quickly as... [groaning]
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Buttsoothers...
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heals...
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diaper rash.
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To the trike park!
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Dez, you in?
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How can I take a day off with my team
facing a turf war? Chupie me!
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Ow! No.
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Is that where you think my mouth is?
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-[horn honking]
-[screams]
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[rock music playing]
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[screeching]
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Bruiser. What's it gonna take
to get you back in the bouncy house?
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Gummies? Lollies?
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Various candies left in a hot car
and melted together into one supercandy?
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Every baby has their price.
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[yells, then groans]
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Kid didn't respond to bribery!
What am I supposed to do with that?
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-Maybe I should give it a shot.
-I admire the optimism,
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but this is the worst baby I've seen
since Scooter Buskie!
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-You know Father Buskie?
-The local priest
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who started a food distribution ministry
in Sub-Saharan Africa?
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When I grow up,
I want to assume his identity!
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Fine, bad example. But--
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No baby's so bad
they can't be turned around.
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And I'm exactly the baby for the job.
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-Know why?
-Karate!
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Next question.
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I'm a people baby! Everybody loves me!
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Wow, you are just 95% ego.
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It's not ego, I just do the work.
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I love loving what people love.
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We got a five percenter
that yawns, so I... [yawns]
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We got a five percenter
that burps, so I... [burps]
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And we got a baby that trikes, so...
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Baby, I trike.
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[rock music playing]
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[crying]
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Yoo-hoo, special delivery!
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Don't worry. I'll get you
on your delivery beat in no time.
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Hey there. Couldn't help
but admire your trike skills--
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I'm actually a triker myself.
Thought we could compare notes--
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Nothing? Come on!
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Of course!
You're the Bounce House Bruiser!
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You bruise, so I...
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[yells]
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Huh? We're practically sisters now, right?
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Who is this baby attacking
my precious angel of creation?
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Hi, sweetheart, I'm gonna need
to talk to your neglectful parents.
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Code helicopter! Engage evasivity!
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Can I speak with whichever parenting class
dropout isn't supervising this--?
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Whoa!
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-You!
-[Dez] Beanbag!
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Oh, sure, toddle away,
unsupervised babies!
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But you and your
snooze-button parents are on notice!
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[groans] And just when
Bruiser and I became best friends.
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We won't be able to get
anywhere near Bruiser now.
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Sure we can. We just need supervision.
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Tabitha!
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Come to the park with me!
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Oh, Tabitha's out for the afternoon,
Tina, baby.
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-What about Daddy?
-With Tabitha.
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They went to meet
their favorite sci-fi author.
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Or least favorite. I can't remember.
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Glorbigon and hello,
residents of Earth Classic!
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-Who should I make this out to?
-I don't want an autograph.
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I want you to rewrite
this predictable, cliche ending.
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Author to author? I'd listen to the kid.
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-[scoffs] What do you want it to say?
-Surprise me.
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For a change.
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Darn it!
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[gasps] Will you come
to the trike park with me?
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Oh, mi vida, I hate that park
almost as much as I love you.
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Let's do something else, yeah?
A baby hippo was just born in the zoo.
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What's its name? Can I name it Rodney?
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Is it still teeny tiny?
Or are they born all gigantic?
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Wait. No. It has to be the park.
This is a Baby Corp mission.
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Oh, then you have
all those hi-tech doodads.
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You don't need me.
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We need supervision.
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-Protection, really.
-Protection from what?
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A helicopter mom.
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-[dramatic sting plays]
-[growls]
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-Strap in.
-Yes!
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-Welcome to the team, Mrs.--!
-[screams]
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-Demon bean bag!
-No, it's okay he's just undercover!
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-[rock music playing]
-[horn honks]
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-[cries]
-[laughing]
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Cool. And where's the helicopter mama
that launched that missile?
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Smile for mommy!
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Aw, there's one for the
nondenominational holiday card.
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Isn't she the cutest?
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You don't have to answer
if it'll hurt your child's self-esteem.
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Look at you.
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Mother of the year.
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Hm... and which one's yours?
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Oh.
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Hate to have to tell you,
but that one was really acting up.
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Snuggywug? Angel love?
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Mommy needs her phone
for preserving precious memories of you!
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You want me to get her
thrown out of the park
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or I get to do the actual throwing?
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Just need some friendly chitchat.
Keep mommy occupied
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while we steer Bruiser
back to the bounce house.
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What? No!
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I thought you brought me here
to kick butt, not talk face.
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Tina, you know how I feel
about park mommies.
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Yeah, that's why I would've
preferred Tabitha or Dad.
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You can do this, I know it!
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[device chimes]
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Bad news: Delivery Baby's
planning a hostile takeover
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to Bruiser's hostile takeover.
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-[groans] I hate this park.
-Thanks. Love you, Mommy!
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[suspenseful music playing]
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He's bringing Bruiser a special delivery:
mud pie to the face!
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[Boss Baby] Spiked with icky bugs!
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We can't let this turf war escalate!
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Pip, no! What is he--?!
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Anger makes you smaller.
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Vegetables make you bigger.
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[giggles]
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What? Did I step in mice again?
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No, I just didn't expect that
from the baby who told me
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-he doesn't know right from wrong.
-[laughs] Oh, I don't.
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That's why my baba shows me
all those videos.
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"Don't put that in your ear, baby!"
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"Look out, you're gonna step in mice!"
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Oh, come on!
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I know you must've seen
"You can't eat electricity."
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[man] Put the fork down, baby.
247
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,453
I know that power socket looks delicious,
248
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:48,791
but here's what electricity looks like
in your digestive system...
249
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,626
-[electricity crackling]
-[gasping]
250
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,086
[chuckles] Gross! Yuck!
251
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,170
More!
252
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,922
[barking]
253
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,133
[caterwauling]
254
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:01,971
Hey, girlfriend!
It's me, your best bud from earlier.
255
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,722
-[babbling]
-[Tina giggles]
256
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,851
I don't have enemies!
You and me shared a shove!
257
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,645
-We looked into each other's eyes!
-[babbling]
258
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:13,941
What does that mean,
you "marked" me for life? Hey!
259
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,658
-[gasps, then screams]
-[rock music playing]
260
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,454
Your daughter's speed is very unsafe.
261
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,622
[groans] So...?
262
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:30,916
Does your kid do daycare?
263
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,919
Um... Early education is crucial.
264
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,631
She does half days at Greater Tots
of Upper Lower Riverwoods Pre-pre-k.
265
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:41,135
Carbon-neutral snack times.
Their mascot is the concept of identity.
266
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:44,555
It's pricey enough to keep
the riff-raff out. Unlike this park.
267
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,187
Someday when I'm your maid of honor
268
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,689
and you ask me
to give a speech at your wedding,
269
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:56,025
we're gonna remember this
and laugh so hard!
270
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,151
[device chiming]
271
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,278
Sorry, Bruiser. Can you hold on a jiff?
272
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,572
Peace talks with Delivery Baby broke down.
273
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,658
Kid's got a stack of mud pies
and a crackerjack arm.
274
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,162
Please give me some good news on--
275
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:11,957
Is that Bruiser behind you
with the glint of bloodshed in her eyes?
276
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:12,875
Yeah.
277
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,251
Say hi, Bruiser!
278
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,338
We're bonding now, results soon!
279
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,174
Tina's plan's a bust.
We need a new strategy pronto.
280
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:24,678
Ah! Don't put that in your ear, baby!
281
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,849
Hey, Pip, I don't suppose
you have a video on tricycle safety?
282
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:34,104
You mean "The Three Wheeled
Boo-Boo Machine?" Heck, yeah I do!
283
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,527
So we probably should get
the get-to-know-ya's out of the way:
284
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,070
favorite bedtime story, go.
285
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,113
[babbling]
286
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:47,201
[chuckles] Don't be silly,
how would your foot even fit up in there?
287
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,745
-[Boss Baby] Psst!
-Huh?
288
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,749
Ooh! Ain't no party like a hoedown party.
289
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,502
And give me a plus-one
for my new best bud!
290
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:06,512
Hello, children.
It's me, Ranger Safety Binkerton.
291
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,973
You don't like getting boo-boos, do you?
292
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,897
Then be very wary of tricycles!
293
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:22,486
The devilish boo-boo machines heck-bent
on covering your body in ouchies.
294
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,866
-What is this?
-Our best chance to end this turf war.
295
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:31,370
It's a dangerous ride
with three wheels and three rules.
296
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,830
Stay off of them.
297
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,248
Never use them.
298
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,250
And never ever use them.
299
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,169
[crying]
300
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,380
I want to look away, but I can't!
301
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:42,339
I know!
302
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:45,426
This'll scare Bruiser
into ditching trikes forever.
303
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,261
She goes back to the bounce house
304
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:50,472
and everything returns
to five percenter business as usual.
305
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,433
[Binkerton] Uh-oh.
306
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,644
Poor Gussy.
307
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,109
[sobbing]
308
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,403
Scare-tactics? Fear-mongering?
309
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,113
That's not the Baby Corp way!
310
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:10,409
Uh, you weren't around when Marketing
coined the phrase "biological clock."
311
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,244
This isn't even necessary!
312
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,622
I was getting somewhere with Bruiser.
313
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,167
That's objectively untrue.
This video's the only way.
314
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:24,173
Why, imagine a tsunami
bearing down on you at breakneck speed.
315
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:28,302
Do you really think that your tricycle
is going to help you?
316
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,929
-[Pip] Look out!
-[Dez] Beanbag!
317
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,056
Come on, I'm busting you out.
318
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,809
[rock music playing]
319
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,771
[all screaming]
320
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,454
-Ugh!
-Ew, bugs!
321
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,627
[blaring]
322
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,343
-[loud crash]
-[wailing]
323
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,848
I'm gonna say it.
Your daughter is a bad influence.
324
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,811
Are you locals,
or trainhoppers just drifting through?
325
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,898
Just, shh! All right? I'm not thrilled
about her behavior either.
326
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,150
But I'm the parent putting an end to this.
327
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,902
[babbling]
328
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,490
[giggling]
329
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:32,908
You...
330
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,118
like me!
331
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,205
[device chimes]
332
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:41,000
-What are you doing?
-I figured out how to reach her!
333
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:45,087
I just have to love what she loves:
unremorseful naughtiness!
334
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,590
[groans] You can't stand that
maybe one baby doesn't like you.
335
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,800
Get back here.
336
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,928
Hm? What's that?
I can't hear you above my naughtiness!
337
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,638
No-no-no. Don't--!
338
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,182
Oh, the hot dog!
339
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,561
Hot dog. The meat of anarchy.
340
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:04,189
Tina! Come to Mommy, baby!
341
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:09,236
Listen to Mommy's words,
which I know you understand...
342
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,697
Don't...
343
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,324
you even...
344
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,076
-dare!
-[giggling]
345
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,163
My gift from heaven shouldn't
hang out with your daughter.
346
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,582
Cool, cool, cool! Put it in writing!
347
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,378
[device chiming]
348
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:31,300
Any idea why the Baby Love Meter is going,
like, whoo, banana bonkers right now?
349
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,386
Figured it could be a software glitch,
but then I thought--
350
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,263
Not us, definitely glitch!
351
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,310
[rock music playing]
352
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,317
Don't give up! The world needs artists!
353
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,570
[Boss Baby grunts]
354
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,448
-You have to stop this!
-But I got Bruiser on my side
355
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,284
and I'm this close to getting her
back to the bounce house.
356
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,621
-This is for the mission!
-Look around, you've become the mission!
357
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,498
[yells, then groans]
358
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,667
What a time, huh? Thrill of the chase.
359
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,753
Naughty rushing through our veins.
360
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:11,799
But triking's got nothing on the power
you feel in the old bounce house.
361
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:12,883
Wouldn't you say?
362
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:16,845
Oh, yeah. No, you're right.
Let's keep triking for now.
363
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,138
I love destruction.
364
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,936
[babbles]
365
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,854
It's over, Tina.
366
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,482
-Tina. You come to your mother.
-Honey!
367
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,442
It's time for your carbon-neutral snack.
368
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:34,071
[groans] You don't have to specify,
the baby doesn't care!
369
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,531
Been a fun ride.
370
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,825
Maybe I'll see you around
the bounce house?
371
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,756
Tina Templeton!
372
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,176
You don't have to yell.
Kids are naturally rebellious...
373
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,720
No, you're right. You make a good point--
374
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,516
...if they don't have
a good mother around to set boundaries.
375
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:06,520
Mommy's coming to save you
from poor example modeling, sweet angel!
376
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,651
You owe me a very long,
detailed explanation for this.
377
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,403
Hey, she's not my daughter.
378
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,406
Yeah. Sure, explanation later.
Just catch those trikes.
379
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,745
[Bruiser's mom] Her fault!
380
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,916
With the rules you set up
on cyclops blood,
381
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,795
it would never have any effect
on the dwarven gauntlets of jackhammering.
382
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,965
Yes! I never thought of that.
383
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:37,384
And what's with Althea's Solar-77 arc?
384
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,053
I mean, space wolves? Come on.
385
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:43,640
I've been such a fool!
Wolves can't live in space!
386
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,642
You know what this ending needs?
387
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,227
Laser giraffes!
388
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,693
Faster! We're losing them!
Giddyup! Hyah! Hyah!
389
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:58,113
So help me, Teddy,
if you kick me one more time, I will--
390
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,199
What?
391
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,162
Hey, we're actually not far
from the bounce house.
392
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,457
What do you say we head over?
Get some bounce on?
393
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,046
[babbles]
394
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,797
This is it!
395
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:20,052
Yes, Bruiser, I will take you as
my best friend from this day forward,
396
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,803
in sickness and in health--
397
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,222
[babbling]
398
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,140
You wanna do what?!
399
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,060
Are there classes on the dark web
about raising awful children,
400
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:31,188
or is it just a character flaw
you have to be born with?
401
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,106
-What are they--?
-A trip wire!
402
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,192
[man scatting]
403
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,570
Well, I can tell you one thing.
404
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,448
My child didn't learn
that behavior in my home.
405
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,783
[scatting continues]
406
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,618
I love friendship.
407
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,871
With a parent like you, I'm surprised
408
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,208
she's not stuck in a mine shaft
or a dogfighting kennel.
409
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,584
[giggling]
410
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,753
[suspenseful music playing]
411
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:59,883
You're a bad mommy.
412
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,678
No!
413
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,648
[Binkerton] Jump ropes: The Devil's Floss.
414
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,276
[sighs] You tried
to warn us, Ranger Binkerton.
415
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,529
-Can I--?
-I don't need your help, thanks!
416
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,031
I will be mommyblogging about this later!
417
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,618
Mark my perfectly chosen
and relatably evocative words!
418
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,079
[yelling in gibberish]
419
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,456
Oh, give it a rest, you bullying jerk.
420
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,541
[gasps]
421
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,587
What? Sometimes you gotta call them out.
422
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,965
You're never gonna
get everyone to like you.
423
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,010
-So don't wreck yourself trying.
-But she's a five percenter!
424
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,886
We got one out of two back.
425
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,763
That's something, ma'am.
426
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:47,889
Aw!
427
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,100
What if Bruiser doesn't go back
to the bounce house?
428
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:52,311
I could fill in
till we find a replacement.
429
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,772
I'm naturally bouncy and incapable
of being lured away by tricycles.
430
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,274
Because I am a beanbag.
431
00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:00,402
Lured away?
Where did Bruiser get that trike?
432
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,738
Kids said it was from her babysitter.
433
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:05,157
-[Mia] Oh, my gosh, Ms. Hansen-Jansen!
-[gasps]
434
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,408
Uncuddleable!
435
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,286
Are you guys okay?
Are you injured, sweetie?
436
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:12,205
Show me in the sign language I taught you.
437
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,291
-She's fine.
-[exhales]
438
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:17,669
Mia, you are just the best babysitter!
439
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:18,837
Babysitting!
440
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,007
That's how the Uncuddleables
are getting to our five percenters!
441
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,217
Wow, that's really impressive, Mia!
442
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,469
Thank you!
443
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:28,138
My friends and I have a babysitting co-op.
444
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:32,768
We believe a lot more good can come
from babysitting than just making money.
445
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:36,438
-Babysitters can change the world.
-[ominous music playing]
446
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,275
And you thought it was a duck.
447
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:42,277
Are we still doing this?
448
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,363
[theme music playing]
449
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,785
♪ Boss baby ♪
450
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,828
♪ Boss baby ♪
451
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,872
♪ Boss baby ♪
452
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,211
-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪
453
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,713
-♪ Boss baby ♪
-♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪
454
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,382
♪ Y'all heard the story
But you know what the twist is? ♪
455
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,552
-♪ Welcome to the family business ♪
-♪ Boss baby ♪