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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎老闆正在忙

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‎寶貝老闆

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‎大老闆線上加入會議

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‎大家都到齊？請依序入席

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‎你牙沒長齊，我在日理萬機

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‎洗耳恭聽我給大家問候鼓勵

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‎-利潤，薪資，奶嘴別忘了
‎-交到朋友

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‎我愛你，你錄取了

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‎一起來，朝天空高舉果汁盒

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‎寶貝老闆，直到退休時刻

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-誰才是老大

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-我是傳說神話

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‎-寶貝老闆
‎-別看我只是小娃娃

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‎-不怕不怕，我就是家大業大
‎-寶貝老闆

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‎-我們馬上回來，好好玩
‎-好

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‎該是看粗野的喜劇演員
‎就是打鬥跟親親的時候了

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‎嗨，小牛仔，這是禁播的節目

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‎-什麼？你是誰？
‎-我是馬桶警長夥伴

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‎你爸媽安裝我好遞補這裡線上
‎所有的禁播節目

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‎然後把它們都沖進
‎它們該去的馬桶裡

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‎伊比啞呼

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‎所以你住在這裡面？

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‎我住在爸跟媽需要我
‎維持小朋友安全的任何地方

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‎所以我甚至現在可以在螢幕上看守

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‎他們怎麼知道？

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‎有件事就是，有了馬桶警長夥伴

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‎你的耳朵絕不會聽見任何淘氣的話

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‎我拿走所有禁說的話

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‎然後用我最喜歡的傻字“叭”取代

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‎來，說句淘氣的話

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‎叭

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‎這比禁語要有趣多了

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‎馬桶警察夥伴網路守門員

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‎要是有什麼讓父母不滿
‎我們就沖掉它

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‎廣告結束了，節目上線，來吧

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‎百分之五寶寶準備要比
‎我袖子上的鼻涕痕跡還更耀眼

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‎討厭衛生紙，壞習慣
‎不在乎，我是寶寶

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‎…八號頻道，瑪莎柯林克

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‎我在小朱尼凡希繼承的男童服飾店

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‎此處的水漬，像極了
‎小鎮創建者，湯馬斯庫考卡

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‎吸引了大批的人潮與一位經驗老道

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‎獲獎無數的記者帶著一堆問題前來

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‎-戴子？為何？
‎-紙箱

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‎因為沒人會看見箱子過來

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‎好，幫我頂一下，我得繼續工作

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‎百分之五寶寶馬上就要登場了

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‎所以我才要追蹤我們新的勁敵

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‎公園鴨浪皮

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‎鴨子怎麼變扁了？

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‎他是終極小偷

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‎我們從什麼時候開始
‎把公園鴨浪皮當成正式勁敵？

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‎從我私下的結論開始

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‎而剛才公開宣佈
‎還得到大家熱烈的支持

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‎-確定嗎，老闆？
‎-熱烈的支持

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‎沒錯，老闆

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‎謝謝，恕我告退

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‎我得去弄明白浪皮接下來的意圖

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‎你要去哪裡，傳奇？

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‎你得看著我們的小星星成為超級新星

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‎這表示這水漬是假的

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‎-柯林克逮到的
‎-保佑你健康

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‎那是誰？

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‎湊熱鬧寶寶
‎厲害的百分之五寶寶之一

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‎就是當你在看個節目的時候

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‎然後路人甲出現

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‎你會喊“啊，塔莎，過來看”

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‎假設你最好的朋友是塔莎
‎而且她跟你住在一起

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‎我就這樣假設的

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‎我們確保我們的超級可愛
‎湊熱鬧寶寶就是那位路人甲

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‎有頭條新聞的時候
‎我們送湊熱鬧寶寶的媽咪

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‎匿名提醒，去看看怎麼回事

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‎所以每個看見這段影片的人…

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‎直接看到寶寶愛

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‎-命中紅心
‎-叭

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‎嘿，這是正式家庭男童服飾店

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‎不許動

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‎那是什麼？

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‎有人脫口而出的嚴重粗話

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‎毀了我們湊熱鬧寶寶的轉播

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‎對，我從內容看得出來

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‎我意思是那是什麼字

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‎什麼意思，怎麼拼
‎如果我真的生氣時，能用嗎…

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‎誰的…臭…嘴…做出這件事？

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‎我立刻查

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‎快點，我們需要知道
‎誰說了我們都知道

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‎但同時仍舊需要大聲定義的字

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‎我有多少人生成就獎？叭

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‎不可能

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‎明星是完美無瑕的典範

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‎我可以倒轉確定

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‎叭…

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‎有人能說明一下“叭”是什麼意思嗎

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‎為何不該說出來？

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‎-這簡直是災難
‎-也許不是

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‎-…男童服飾店
‎-誰說的？你，名字，現在

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‎我？伊恩？

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‎這絕對是個會毀掉我們
‎現場電視直播之人的名字

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‎噗

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‎湊熱鬧寶寶沒被抓到

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‎危機轉移了，各位

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‎剛好相反，危機正要開始

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‎看見模式了嗎？

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‎我們一頭秀髮的
‎百分之五寶寶得到頭蝨

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‎透過公園鴨浪皮

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‎這次我們上鏡頭的明星無法被播出

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‎因為教她說禁播的話的是…

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‎你意思是說鴨子教
‎我們的寶寶說禁播的話？

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‎我是說有個新勁敵
‎教我們寶寶說禁播的話

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‎是的，這勁敵是鴨子

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‎讓我把浪皮帶來

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‎牠針對百分之五寶寶
‎我們就來終結這場陰謀

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‎你的夢想真大，寶貝老闆

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‎我有過個夢想，我的毯子可以讓我飛

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‎我去嘗試的時候…

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‎摔爛我的屁股，但寓意？

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‎永遠追隨你的夢想

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‎世界會製造更多屁股

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‎任務獲准

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‎都做好萬全準備了

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‎一隻聰明到會教寶寶粗話的鴨子

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‎就夠聰明到能夠…擺脫罪嫌

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‎我只是在想

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‎當然是最有幫助方法，就是也許

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‎我們不該把勁敵所有的蛋

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‎放在鴨籃裡教鴨寶寶說粗話

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‎還有誰也這麼覺得？小痞？

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‎讓我再看一次照片

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‎我沒意見，我只是想再看他可怕的臉

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‎戴子？

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‎你幾時見過紙箱有意見過？

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‎你們知道這是什麼嗎？

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‎小肚肚，但我覺得
‎這讓你看起來與眾不同

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‎什麼？不是，是我的膽識

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‎這是比勁敵提早兩步

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‎而且它告訴我，絕對是浪皮

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‎要是不反對的話，蒂娜
‎這案子就我來主導

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‎我們瞧瞧

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‎叭

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‎叭

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‎所以妳的確粗俗地反對

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‎不，我意思是，不能去

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‎因為我待在後方

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‎做鴨子對立研究

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‎好主意，小痞、JJ、戴子
‎幫我把補給裝好

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‎你自稱是書蟲？

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‎你只有沒用的東西

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‎“流涎”
‎“紫電氣石”、“齒擦音”

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‎字典定義“手足”為

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‎“一個人共有一個或兩個共同父母
‎兄弟或是姊…”

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‎不行，不能說話

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‎完美，“因為我不想說話
‎我想問問題…

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‎蒂娜，我是說真的

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‎我只剩下幾小時要寫一篇長期關係的

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‎研究報告，而我才剛寫完引言而已

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‎抱歉，但我幫不了妳

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‎所以晚一點妳能幫忙？好的

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‎你人不錯是吧？

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‎釋放

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‎你人不錯是吧？

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‎他上鉤了

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‎我們建立範圍，等一下…
‎小痞，太多了

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‎你得告訴我數量限制

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‎我們被發現了

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‎所以才需要紙箱

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‎我能老實說嗎，老闆？

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‎他看起來不太像勁敵

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‎阿提拉長得跟每一位匈奴一樣

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‎我們得追根究底，揭開他的主要陰謀

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‎他替什麼鴨子愛組織工作…

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‎一旦我們突破他心房
‎他就會招供所有一切

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‎還不說？可惜

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‎因為我有池塘水藻與昆蟲三明治

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‎份量足夠分享

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‎我需要你分享…

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‎你得跟我分享…情報

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‎你得分享情報…

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‎別再裝傻鴨了

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‎我們知道是你教湊熱鬧寶寶說叭

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‎說出鴨情

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‎所以浪皮，你喜歡玩遊戲？

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‎那我們就來玩吧

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‎叫做單獨禁閉

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‎要我幫你列一些
‎更真實且會說人話的嫌犯？

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‎就是浪皮，我們得突破他的心房

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‎用小痞慣例的口水酷刑

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‎無盡的創意而且完全沒良心

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‎你是世界上最完美的生意人

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‎妳得停止

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‎因為妳寫完了？太好了

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‎字彙問題，什麼…

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‎我根本還沒開始

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‎我只想到妳坐在那
‎妳讓我壓力太大了

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‎妳究竟要幹嘛？

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00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,621
‎-等妳壓力消失
‎-等候才是讓我產生壓力的原因

196
00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:44,041
‎現在我身體說我需要卡路里

197
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:48,254
‎我的腦袋才能開始運作，我去拿點心

198
00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:51,173
‎抱歉，我真的有個重要的問題

199
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,801
‎我需要知道所有答案的人幫忙

200
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,512
‎算了

201
00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:01,058
‎“叭是什麼意…”

202
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:05,646
‎呼喂，小傢伙，你查了個禁止的字

203
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:10,109
‎妳30分鐘暫時不能使用網路

204
00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:13,571
‎為什麼我螢幕上
‎會出現馬桶警長夥伴？妳做了什麼？

205
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,406
‎我只是查一下叭

206
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,742
‎永遠別，說，那個，字

207
00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,535
‎為何不？是什麼意思？

208
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,120
‎哇，不行

209
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:24,081
‎我不負責教我小妹

210
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,083
‎如何使用馬桶字

211
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,752
‎只要暗示我對不對就好了

212
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,463
‎-是臭疤？生肉…？
‎-蒂娜

213
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,923
‎妳真的讓我沒辦法寫作

214
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,134
‎還要讓我被爸媽找麻煩？

215
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:37,845
‎糟了，妳沒辦法寫報告了

216
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,348
‎30分鐘內是不行了

217
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,432
‎對不起

218
00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:44,560
‎告訴爸媽一切，解開控制

219
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,688
‎不…妳不可以這麼做

220
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,065
‎因為我會惹上麻煩？

221
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,149
‎妳開玩笑嗎？

222
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:53,402
‎我們有這世上最善解人意的父母

223
00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:57,323
‎對妳而言，只是網路犯錯

224
00:10:57,406 --> 00:11:01,327
‎對他們而言，是全家人
‎好好坐下來深談的機會

225
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,413
‎從非常漫長
‎非常鬆懈防禦的擁抱開始

226
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,123
‎得花個25分鐘

227
00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,334
‎這等於是永恆的3分鐘了

228
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,169
‎然後會拿出相簿

229
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,755
‎“我們以前就跟妳一樣”

230
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,465
‎我得看看這些

231
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,592
‎然後就是重頭戲了

232
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,929
‎一場賦予意義與有趣聲音並且

233
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,182
‎讓妳對鏟子與釘書機
‎永遠改觀的角色扮演大戲

234
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,600
‎聽起來還不賴

235
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,353
‎很棒，感覺時間匆匆而過

236
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:28,938
‎但實際上是好幾個小時

237
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,315
‎我跟我研究報告目前都

238
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,526
‎沒時間的幾小時養育經

239
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,194
‎我只需要等時間到

240
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,281
‎如果我們不需要等呢？

241
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:43,536
‎現在按下彈跳出來的“是”
‎然後讓我進入筆電，然後…

242
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,372
‎我們的系統就能連結…哇

243
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:49,125
‎這是馬桶警長夥伴問題？

244
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,877
‎-有這麼糟嗎？
‎-奇怪，通常都管用

245
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,087
‎妳做了什麼事？

246
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,505
‎-查了“叭”
‎-蒂娜

247
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:57,133
‎若我不知道這字不好
‎我就能隨意使用

248
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,342
‎規矩就是這樣

249
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,303
‎-真的不懂那意思？
‎-你知道？告訴我

250
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,973
‎什麼？不，我不能就這樣告訴妳

251
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,351
‎-她也不知道叭是什麼意思
‎-蒂娜，住口

252
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,937
‎我也是，我可以用在句子裡

253
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,482
‎但是給妳個文字寫的定義…

254
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,359
‎-你可以查
‎-好主意

255
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,194
‎不，等一下…

256
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,696
‎又是線上禁止的字？

257
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:22,908
‎看來馬桶警長得不讓你上網90分鐘

258
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,160
‎一路平安

259
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,122
‎我們的系統都是連通的

260
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:31,000
‎你讓我們倆被封鎖了三倍的時間

261
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:36,213
‎是公司的網路，不只妳跟我兩個了

262
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,512
‎她沒回電，肯定在講電話

263
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,182
‎她在那裡，蒂娜

264
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:50,102
‎我們抓住浪皮，並且都相信他是勁敵

265
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,688
‎就連小痞的口水酷刑也沒讓他招供

266
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,273
‎當然，鴨子喜歡水

267
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:58,736
‎顯然是事後諸葛，所以這正是
‎為何我們需要蒂娜的鴨子對立研究

268
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,447
‎鳥類的事實，著名的共犯

269
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,741
‎任何我們能用來對付浪皮…

270
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,287
‎拜託，我正在玩…

271
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,414
‎為何電腦上都是馬桶？

272
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,334
‎沒事，一切都沒事

273
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,045
‎我只需要手動重置系統

274
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:21,091
‎先提醒一下，所有科技
‎都會暫時關閉幾秒鐘

275
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,719
‎所有科技？不，等一下…

276
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,728
‎現在我們勁敵鴨被釋放在寶貝企業裡

277
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,150
‎還有89分鐘

278
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,402
‎你這狡猾的敵人，警長…

279
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,655
‎該死，等一下，浪皮被釋放？

280
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:48,536
‎如果膽識跟我了解我們的勁敵
‎這才是他真正的計謀…

281
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,663
‎JJ，妳想建議什麼嗎？

282
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,165
‎是的，如果你要我說的話

283
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,000
‎這一切都沒道理，老闆

284
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:59,046
‎別提那些浪皮可能
‎早就預測到的超級巧合事件

285
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,130
‎最後要幹嘛呢？

286
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,717
‎如果他要打敗百分之五寶寶
‎為何要逃出監獄？

287
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,428
‎就為了在寶貝企業
‎高度警戒側廳閒晃？

288
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,473
‎那裡什麼都沒有

289
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,850
‎當然，除了優寶歐以外

290
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,063
‎優特寶貝歐米加？

291
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,023
‎史上最可愛的小傢伙？

292
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,359
‎我們寶寶愛的核子武器？

293
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,654
‎是，我們知道歐寶歐是誰
‎她住在高度警戒側廳？

294
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:28,701
‎是的，寶貝企業裡最安全的地方
‎我親自協助她舒適的育嬰房

295
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:29,702
‎快去

296
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,495
‎快恢復系統

297
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,289
‎我正在修理所有一切

298
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:37,334
‎我假設妳們都不知道
‎父母監控密碼吧？

299
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,211
‎-不知道
‎-那可是父母監控

300
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,423
‎沒什麼大不了
‎我們只要在他們不知情的情況下

301
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,133
‎騙他們告訴我們就行

302
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,135
‎什麼？不行，這主意不好

303
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,178
‎-親愛的，妳手機響了
‎-喂？

304
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,557
‎天普頓女士？
‎嗨，嘉美，這是沖沖家長監控

305
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,475
‎我們需要安裝軟體補丁

306
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,103
‎檔案上好像沒有妳的密碼

307
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,733
‎過來，呆頭鵝，呆…

308
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,485
‎現在正需要魔術盒，戴子在哪裡？

309
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:08,240
‎-你人不錯是吧？
‎-是的，我是

310
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,081
‎…呆頭鴨

311
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,669
‎牠要去找優寶歐，你這混球

312
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,676
‎不，牠仍舊只是呱呱叫

313
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,303
‎別被牠的裝模作樣騙了

314
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,554
‎接下來呢，浪皮？

315
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,558
‎醜鴨軍團，進軍全球幼幼池？

316
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,811
‎我們拿到父母監控密碼，現在輸入

317
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,522
‎不能再逃獄了浪皮

318
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,442
‎你好，大人管理者

319
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,569
‎享受你的開放網路

320
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,073
‎-太好了
‎-為了確保是你本人

321
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,617
‎我要傳送小小確認鈴聲

322
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,994
‎-不要…
‎-有人鈴我們了

323
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,039
‎-在網路裡都安全嗎？
‎-妳被網路霸凌了？

324
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,917
‎網路不穩

325
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,961
‎-可能是泰德叔叔搞的
‎-什麼？

326
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,880
‎居然把我按靜音

327
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,007
‎我們只是在查鴨子的資料

328
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,176
‎鴨子的資料？什麼資料？

329
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,972
‎鴨子喜歡水

330
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,350
‎雄性鴨子叫公鴨，雌性叫母鴨

331
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,435
‎知道鴨子在半夜間活動？

332
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,354
‎對，我想你一定是熬夜

333
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:25,234
‎跑去那些充滿粗話的
‎喜劇俱樂部與骯髒爵士酒吧

334
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,529
‎沒有發生其他的事情？

335
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,239
‎-也許？
‎-絕對沒有

336
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:39,331
‎你確定嗎，夥伴？好的
‎那我們就進入…全面封鎖

337
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,542
‎咿哈

338
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,553
‎不，我們死了

339
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,513
‎等一下，我還能說話

340
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,849
‎我們沒事

341
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,893
‎電子設備保持斷線
‎直到妳們說清楚為止

342
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,061
‎愛妳們

343
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:06,233
‎泰德，嗨？嘉美？一切都不管用了

344
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,526
‎大家都還好嗎？

345
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:11,321
‎我沒事，只希望我也是半個夜間動物

346
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,950
‎我也是，我知道一半夜間是什麼意思

347
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,703
‎這表示鴨子在黑暗中看得見

348
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,247
‎誰的長長利嘴咬我？

349
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,920
‎我們得修好這個

350
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,089
‎妳聰明也愛我，給我答案

351
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,341
‎我聰明，因為我做我的研究

352
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:35,679
‎但我沒辦法，因為妳害我們
‎被咿哈嗚哈夥伴牛仔全面網路封鎖

353
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:39,016
‎爸跟媽不知道這有多惱人嗎？

354
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:43,312
‎還不知道，有主意

355
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,982
‎把拔，北美水獺跟

356
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,194
‎長尾水獺有什麼不同？

357
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:53,655
‎我不知道，蒂娜寶貝
‎讓我看看，我們是否有書…

358
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:58,035
‎嗨，媽咪，我要幾歲
‎才能開退休存款帳戶？

359
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,206
‎我也許有些文件，放在什麼地方？

360
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:08,837
‎坐在雲上最安全的方法是什麼？

361
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,673
‎-葡萄乾可以再變回葡萄嗎？
‎-為何是法國？

362
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,552
‎樹能感受，還有它們是
‎早上比較快樂，還是晚上？

363
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,263
‎…一起，胃就會爆炸，真的嗎？

364
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,310
‎糟糕，小痞不見了，小痞

365
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,023
‎進來，我們可以躲起來

366
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,487
‎-鎖住了
‎-等一下，我找到說明

367
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,906
‎很多說明

368
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:39,284
‎“門閂上下兩次”

369
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,703
‎真的很抱歉，老闆

370
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,540
‎“密碼轉盤逆時鐘轉兩次”

371
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:48,877
‎你跟你的膽識說牠是勁敵
‎但我不相信

372
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:53,298
‎現在牠有可怕的夜視能力
‎要來抓我們了

373
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,634
‎“反向輸入寶貝企業…”

374
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,636
‎牠要來捉我們

375
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,429
‎牠的隔壁就是優寶歐

376
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,015
‎寶貝企業軍火庫裡
‎最可愛百分之五寶寶

377
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,559
‎而且保全還失效

378
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,353
‎沒有任何勁敵會放過這種機會

379
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,230
‎牠只是隻普通鴨子

380
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,733
‎牠還在追我們，進去

381
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,735
‎為何我上週四會累？

382
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,864
‎糖霜是蛋糕最棒的部分
‎為什麼沒有…？

383
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,574
‎我需要戴踝鍊嗎？

384
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,702
‎-鈴鼓手…？
‎-去網路上查

385
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,539
‎所以妳會跟
‎馬桶警長夥伴說“一路平安”？

386
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,751
‎鄭重聲明，這不是懲罰
‎我們只是稍微緊張了一下

387
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,920
‎網路可以是個好玩的地方

388
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,716
‎但也是個危險的地方

389
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,427
‎妳們知道在我們還是妳的年紀時…

390
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,889
‎網路的確很微妙，你們都經歷過

391
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,016
‎我們成長太快，慢一點，愛你們

392
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,311
‎好，解除封鎖

393
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,813
‎-太好了
‎-我只想說…

394
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,733
‎你們兩個真是世界上最叭的父母

395
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,446
‎我以為我懂它的意思，顯然還是不懂

396
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,617
‎那不是我教她的
‎謝謝你們都很棒，我走了

397
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,288
‎太好了，珍貴時光

398
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,208
‎你是怎麼一回事，膽識？

399
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:14,671
‎-我為我們兩個感到噁心
‎-牠越來越近了

400
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,760
‎沒關係，牠只是走過去

401
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,553
‎當然啦

402
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:25,849
‎因為牠是隻完全沒有心懷不軌的笨鴨

403
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,894
‎門閂被上下拉兩次

404
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,104
‎現在牠在轉密碼盤

405
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,315
‎對於笨鴨來說，是不是太聰明了

406
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,525
‎-牠現在在打字
‎-打什麼？

407
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,153
‎寶貝企業順序反過來打

408
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,906
‎牠看說明，牠識字

409
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,492
‎公園鴨浪皮是我們的勁敵

410
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,329
‎哇，你為何看起來像
‎被附身的割草機？

411
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,707
‎平反了，JJ，平反了

412
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,216
‎這是我們的勁敵？

413
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,134
‎牠絕對是

414
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:05,931
‎好的，我認識斯里蘭卡辦公室裡
‎有個寶寶是鴨子心理學專家

415
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,016
‎哈囉，寶貝企業

416
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,645
‎湊熱鬧寶寶
‎那位戴面具咯咯笑的人是誰？

417
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,522
‎我是眾人之一

418
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,899
‎我們的熱情深不可測

419
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,777
‎我們的復仇抵擋不住

420
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:24,491
‎我們是不討喜…爛橡皮，你們沒看見

421
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,077
‎-我們看見了
‎-是妳的笨臉看見的

422
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,913
‎我們是不討喜分子

423
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,333
‎教妳的湊熱鬧寶寶說“叭”的
‎就是我們

424
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,877
‎-妳為何…
‎-你想知道嗎？

425
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,921
‎但你決定把事情鬧大

426
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,300
‎所以現在每10分鐘
‎我們就教她一個新粗話

427
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,136
‎直到你釋放我們的吉祥物，柯帝士

428
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,763
‎公園鴨浪皮？

429
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,308
‎浪皮是社會給他的名字

430
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,726
‎牠叫柯帝士

431
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:55,272
‎立刻釋放他，否則我們就教
‎這寶寶所有的粗話

432
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:56,565
‎她在吹牛

433
00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,527
‎這個加拿大世界少年
‎冰上曲棍球更衣室錄影

434
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,946
‎-像是我在吹牛嗎？
‎-來吧，各位

435
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,783
‎我們叭，叭…

436
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,869
‎喔，這我要用

437
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,996
‎可以，釋放浪皮柯帝士

438
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:18,587
‎你們做了聰明的決定，寶寶們

439
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:22,466
‎感謝毀了我的演出

440
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,386
‎膽識說那是我們的勁敵

441
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,638
‎顯然是的

442
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,433
‎我們會一起抓到他們的，老闆

443
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:35,353
‎戴子，你去哪兒了，兄弟？

444
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,564
‎在路上，兄弟

445
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:42,277
‎看這美麗的國家，從叭到耀眼的叭

446
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,266
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