1 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,683 -Hold all my-- -[laughing] 2 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:18,351 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 3 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,603 ♪ I'm the boss dial in to the meeting ♪ 4 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,897 ♪ Everybody here Please find your seating ♪ 5 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,191 ♪ While you're teethin' I'm sinkin' my teeth in ♪ 6 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,485 ♪ First one to show So I can do all my greeting ♪ 7 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,529 ♪ Profits, payrolls, and pacifiers ♪ 8 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:31,823 ♪ I make friends I love you, you're hired ♪ 9 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:34,409 ♪ So come on And raise your juice boxes skyward ♪ 10 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,327 ♪ Boss babies until we retire ♪ 11 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,663 -♪ Boss Baby ♪ -♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪ 12 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:40,832 -♪ Boss Baby ♪ -♪ I'm a legend, mythic ♪ 13 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,460 -♪ Boss Baby ♪ -♪ Can a baby get a witness? ♪ 14 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,628 ♪ Grab a high chair This the family business ♪ 15 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:46,963 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 16 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:52,302 -[dad] We'll be back later. Have fun. -Yeah! 17 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,930 Time to watch rude comedians, mean fights, and kissing. 18 00:00:56,014 --> 00:01:00,727 Whoa, there, little cowpoke. Them there's no-no shows. 19 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:04,230 -Huh? Who are you? -I'm Sheriff Potty Pardner. 20 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:08,109 Your mom and dad installed me to round up all the online no-nos 21 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:11,237 and flush them down the potty, where they belong. 22 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:12,489 [flushes] 23 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,991 Yippee-ya-hoooo! 24 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,826 So you live in here? 25 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,497 I live anywhere moms and dads need me to keep young'uns safe. 26 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:25,126 Why, I could even be on the screen folks are watching right now. 27 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,420 -How would they know? -Well, for one thing, 28 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,005 with Sheriff Potty Pardner, 29 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,925 your ears will never hear a dang naughty thing. 30 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,260 I take all the worst no-no words 31 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:37,722 and replace them with my favorite silly word: BOMP*! 32 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,933 Go ahead. Say something naughty. 33 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:41,810 BOMP*! 34 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,272 This is way more fun than no-no words. 35 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,608 Sheriff Potty Pardner Online Guardian. 36 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:52,278 If it makes parents frown, we flush it down. 37 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,615 Commercial's over, show's on, bring it in. 38 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:59,744 A five percenter is about to shine shinier than the snot tracks on my sleeves. 39 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,455 Hate tissues, bad habit. Don't care, I'm a baby. 40 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,374 [reporter] Channel 8's Marsha Krinkle. 41 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:08,628 I'm at Junior Fancy Junior's inherited Boyswear Emporium, 42 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:12,173 where a water stain resembling town founder Thomas Kulkelka 43 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:16,177 has drawn large crowds and one seasoned journalist 44 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,264 with a storage unit of awards, and two lungs full of questions. 45 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:20,723 -Dez? -[Dez] Cardboard box. 46 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,018 -Why? -Because nobody sees the box coming. 47 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,813 Eh, fine. Cover for me. I gotta keep working. 48 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,357 Got a five percenter rolling out any second. 49 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,986 Exactly why I need to track our new archnemesis: 50 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,529 Lumpy the Park Duck. 51 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:36,948 [screams] How'd the duck get flat? 52 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:39,200 He's the ultimate thief. 53 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:43,371 Since when did we declare Lumpy the Park Duck an official archnemesis? 54 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,039 Since I concluded it privately 55 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:48,835 and announced it publicly with the team's enthusiastic support. 56 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:53,006 -Sure about this one, Boss? -Enthusiastic support. 57 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,717 You sure about this one, Boss. 58 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,385 Thank you. Now excuse me. 59 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,929 I gotta go suss out Lumpy's next move. 60 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,514 Where are you going? 61 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:05,435 You gotta watch our little star go supernova. 62 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:09,147 And that means this water stain is a lie. 63 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,024 -Krinkle's got them. -[sneezes] 64 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,108 Gesundheit. 65 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:15,153 [gasps] Who is that? 66 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:18,615 Bystander Baby. One heck of a five percenter. 67 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,701 You know how you'll be watching whatever-you-watch 68 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,536 and a rando shows up, 69 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,915 and you're just like, "Ah! Eh! Tasha, come see this!" 70 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,918 Your best friend is Tasha, and she lives with you. 71 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:30,919 I assumed. 72 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:36,132 We make sure our super-cute Bystander Baby is that background rando. 73 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:39,010 When news breaks, we send Bystander's mommy 74 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:41,095 an anonymous tip to see what's up. 75 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,932 So every single person who sees these clips... 76 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,642 Gets a shot of Baby Love, 77 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,269 -right to the heart-- -BOMP*! 78 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,814 Hey, this is a family formal Boyswear Emporium. 79 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:52,899 Freeze! 80 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,317 What was that? 81 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,737 Someone ruined our Bystander Baby broadcast 82 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,031 by blurting some serious profanity. 83 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:03,743 Yeah, I got that from context. I meant what was that word. 84 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:07,413 What's it mean? How's it spelled? Do I get to use it if I'm angry? 85 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:11,876 Whose filthy mouth did this? 86 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,586 I'm on it. 87 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,714 Hurry. We need to know who said the word we all know 88 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,467 but should still define aloud simultaneously. 89 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:22,345 -...how many achievement awards I have? -BOMP*! 90 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:26,307 -[Tina] Oh, my God! -That's not possible. 91 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,977 Celebrities are flawless role models. 92 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,020 Well, I can rewind and make sure. 93 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,982 BOMP*! BOMP*! 94 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,858 [all shouting and gasping] 95 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:39,153 Anybody. Just shout out a summary of what BOMP* is, 96 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,989 and why I shouldn't have just said it. 97 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:44,492 -Ugh. This is a disaster. -Maybe not. 98 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:48,538 -...Boyswear Emporium. -Who said that? You! Name! Now! 99 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,123 [stammers] Me? Ian. 100 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:54,335 Oh, that is definitely the name of someone who would ruin live TV. 101 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,503 Boo! 102 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,923 Bystander Baby didn't get caught. Yay! 103 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,883 Crisis averted, people. 104 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:04,304 Counterpoint. Crisis just beginning. 105 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,513 See a pattern? 106 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:08,433 Our five percenter with beautiful hair gets lice, 107 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,601 delivered by Lumpy the Park Duck. 108 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:14,147 This time, our on-camera charmer became un-air-able 109 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,941 because she was taught a no-no word by... 110 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,112 You're saying a duck taught our baby a no-no word? 111 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:25,158 I'm saying a new archnemesis taught our baby a no-no word. 112 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,951 And yes, the nemesis is a duck. 113 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,369 Let me bring in Lumpy. 114 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,831 I'll prove it's targeting five percenters and we'll put an end to this. 115 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:33,541 You dream big, Boss Baby. 116 00:05:33,624 --> 00:05:36,377 I had a dream my blankie could make me fly. 117 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,795 And when I tried it... 118 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,548 [imitates airplane crash] 119 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,967 Broke my butt. The moral? 120 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,344 Always follow your dreams. 121 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,597 The world will make more butts. 122 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,432 Mission approved. 123 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:54,771 Be ready for anything. A duck smart enough to teach babies profanity 124 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,398 is smart enough to-- Out with it. 125 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,317 I'm just wondering, 126 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,071 in the most helpful way, of course, if maybe 127 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,782 we shouldn't put all our archnemesis eggs 128 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:09,077 in the basket of a duck teaching a baby no-no words. 129 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,037 Anyone else feel this way? Pip? 130 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,582 Let me see that picture again. [laughs] 131 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,336 I don't have an opinion, I just like seeing his face. 132 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:19,295 Dez? 133 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:21,881 When's the last time you met a box with an opinion? 134 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:24,133 Do you know what this is? 135 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,137 Bit of a tum tum, but I think it makes you look distinguished. 136 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,515 What? No. It's my gut. 137 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,142 It's danced the archnemesis two-step before. 138 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,353 And it's telling me Lumpy did this. 139 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,314 If there's no objection, Tina, I should take the lead. 140 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,732 Let's see. 141 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,067 BOMP*! BOMP*! 142 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:42,318 BOMP*! 143 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:46,030 So you do object. Obscenely. 144 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,157 No. I mean, no can go, 145 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,618 'cause I am staying back 146 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:54,163 to do duck opposition research. 147 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,917 Good idea. Pip, JJ, Dez, help me load supplies. 148 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:02,588 You call yourself a book of words? All you have are the useless ones. 149 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:07,093 "Sialosis, siberite, sibilant." [gasps] 150 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,638 The dictionary defines "sibling" 151 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:15,143 as "person sharing one, or both parents, in common. A brother or sist--" 152 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,519 Nope. Can't talk. 153 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,689 Perfect, I don't wanna talk. I wanna ask a question. 154 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,190 Tina. I'm serious. 155 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,026 I've got only got a few hours to write a research paper 156 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,447 on long-term relationships, and I'm barely past the introduction. 157 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,365 I'm sorry, but I can't help. 158 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,701 So you can help later? Okay. 159 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,833 [old man on recording] Aren't you a nice fella? 160 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,377 Release! 161 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:44,547 Aren't you a nice fella? 162 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,383 -[quacking] -[Boss Baby] He's taken the bait. 163 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,595 We establish a perimeter, wait for-- Pip, that's too much! 164 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,180 You have to give me limits. 165 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:55,224 Aren't you a nice fella? 166 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,310 [gasps] We've been made. 167 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,938 [Dez grunting] 168 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,152 [Dez] And that's why a cardboard box. 169 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,987 [quacking] 170 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,531 Can I be honest, Boss? 171 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,242 He doesn't look very nemesis-y. 172 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,245 And Attila looked like every other Hun. 173 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,332 We have to dig deeper, uncover his master scheme, 174 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:21,918 what Ducky Love organization he's fronting... 175 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:26,047 All the things he'll fess up to, once we break him. 176 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,551 -[quacks] -Still not talking? Shame. 177 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,513 I've got this pond algae and insect sandwich 178 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,765 that's big enough to share. 179 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,643 -But I need you to share something-- -[quacking] 180 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,979 You'd have to share something with me-- Information. 181 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,981 You have to share information-- 182 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,692 Drop the dumb duck act! 183 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,488 We know you taught Bystander Baby to say BOMP*. 184 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,782 Spill your foie gras. 185 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:54,992 So you like games, Lumpy? 186 00:08:56,118 --> 00:09:01,290 Well, I've got one for you. It's called solitaire...y confinement! 187 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:06,170 Want me to help you make a list of more realistic suspects who speak human words? 188 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,923 Oh, it's Lumpy. We just need to break him. 189 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,801 With Pip's custom drool torture. 190 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,636 [slurps] 191 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:18,224 Endlessly creative and completely conscience-free. 192 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,434 You are the world's perfect businessman. 193 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,940 You have to stop. 194 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,608 'Cause you're done? Great. 195 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,402 Vocabulary question. What does-- 196 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:30,570 I've barely started! 197 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,990 All I can think about is you sitting there. It's stressing me out. 198 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:36,993 What are you doing? 199 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,288 -Waiting for your stress to pass. -The waiting is what's stressing me. 200 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,081 -[stomach grumbles] -[groans] 201 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:44,041 And now my body says it needs calories 202 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,919 before my brain starts functioning at suboptimal levels. 203 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,254 I'm grabbing a snack. 204 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:51,173 Sorry. I just have a really important question, 205 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,926 and I need somebody who knows all the answers. 206 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,512 Never mind. 207 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:01,058 "What does BOMP* mea--" 208 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:05,646 Hoo-wee, small fry! You looked up a no-no word. 209 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:10,109 I'mma have to put you on a 30-minute Internet time-out. 210 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:13,571 Why is Sheriff Potty Pardner on my screen? What'd you do? 211 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,406 I just looked up BOMP*. 212 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,742 Never say that word. 213 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,535 Why not? What does it mean? 214 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,120 Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. 215 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:24,081 I am not gonna be responsible for teaching my baby sister 216 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,083 how to use potty words in a sentence. 217 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,752 Tell me if I'm getting warmer. 218 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,463 -Does it mean a smelly scar? Raw meat...? -Tina. 219 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:33,007 You've made it impossible for me to work. 220 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,301 Now you wanna get me in trouble with Mom and Dad? 221 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,845 Oh, no. You can't do your paper. 222 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,348 Not for another 30 minutes. 223 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,432 I'm sorry. 224 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:44,560 I'll tell Mommy and Daddy and get them to unlock the controls. 225 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,688 No, no, no. You cannot do that. 226 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:48,981 I'll get in trouble? 227 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,149 Are you kidding? 228 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:53,402 We have the most understanding mom and dad on the planet. 229 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:57,323 To you, it's an Internet slip-up. 230 00:10:57,406 --> 00:11:01,327 But to them, it's a chance for a deeply meaningful family sit-down. 231 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,413 It'll start with a very long, very guard-dropping hug. 232 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,334 -I'm talking 25 minutes. -[Tina] That's three minutes too long. 233 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,169 [Tabitha] Then the photos come out. 234 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,088 "We used to be just like you." 235 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,465 [Tina] Ha! I gotta see those. 236 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,592 [Tabitha] Then the clincher: 237 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,929 Role-playing scenes filled with lessons and funny voices 238 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,182 that will change the way you look at spatulas and staplers. 239 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,600 [Tina] Doesn't sound so bad. 240 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,353 [Tabitha] It'll be great. It'll feel like minutes. 241 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:28,896 But it'll take hours. 242 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,315 Hours of great parenting that neither I 243 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,526 nor my research paper have time for. 244 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,237 I'll just have to wait it out. [groans] 245 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,281 What if we didn't have to wait? 246 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:43,536 Now click yes on that pop-up to give me access to the laptop, and... 247 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,372 Our systems are connected-- Whoa, whoa, whoa. 248 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:49,125 This is a Sheriff Potty Pardner problem? 249 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,877 -Is that bad? -Weird. That usually works. 250 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:52,795 What did you do? 251 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,505 -Looked up BOMP*. -Tina! 252 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:57,133 If I don't know why it's bad, I can use it freely. 253 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,342 That's the rules. 254 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,303 -[chuckles] Don't know what that means? -You do? Tell me. 255 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,973 What? No. I can't just tell you. 256 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,393 -She doesn't know what BOMP* means either. -Tina, stop. 257 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,937 I do too. I mean, I could use it in a sentence. 258 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,482 But, like, to give you a textbook definition... 259 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,359 -You could look it up. -Great idea. 260 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,194 No, no, no. Wait--! 261 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,696 Another online no-no? 262 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:22,908 Looks like this sheriff's gotta up your time-out to 90 minutes. 263 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,160 Happy trails! 264 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,704 [Tabitha groans] 265 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,122 Our systems are connected! 266 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:31,000 Now you've got us on lockdown for three times as long. 267 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:36,213 Uh, yeah, it's more than the both of us on the company network. 268 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:39,008 [all shouting angrily] 269 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,512 She's not answering. Must be on another call. 270 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,182 Oh, there she is. Tina! 271 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:50,102 We've got Lumpy, and we're all convinced he's an archnemesis. 272 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,688 Even Pip's drool torture didn't make him talk. 273 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,273 Well, yeah, ducks like water. 274 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:58,736 Obvious in hindsight, but this is why we need Tina's duck opposition research. 275 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,447 Avian facts. Known criminal associates. 276 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,741 Anything we can use against Lumpy to... 277 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,287 Aw, come on, I was playing backgammon. 278 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,414 Why are there toilets on everyone's computers? 279 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,334 It's fine, everything's fine! 280 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,045 I just need to reset the system manually, 281 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:21,091 so just a heads up, all tech will shut down for a few seconds. 282 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,719 All tech? No, hang on--! 283 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,596 [electrical systems powering down] 284 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,599 [quacking] 285 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:32,728 [groans] Now our archnemesis duck is loose in Baby Corp. 286 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,981 [scatting] 287 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,150 Eighty-nine minutes to go! 288 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,402 You're a wily foe, Sheriff. 289 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,655 Darn it. Wait, Lumpy's loose? 290 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:48,536 And if Gutso and I know our archnemeses, this was his scheme all along. 291 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,663 Something you'd like to add, JJ? 292 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,165 Yes, if you're gonna make me. 293 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,000 None of this holds together, Boss! 294 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:59,046 Forget all the huge coincidences Lumpy would've had to anticipate. 295 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,130 What's the endgame? 296 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,717 If he's taking down five percenters, why bust out of a holding cell, 297 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,428 just to hang out in Baby Corp's High Security Wing? 298 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,556 There's nothing down there. 299 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,850 Eh, except our UBO, of course. 300 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,063 Uh, UltraBaby Omega? 301 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,023 Cutest little thing there ever was? 302 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,359 Our nuclear weapon of Baby Love? 303 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,654 Yes, we know who UBO is. She lives in the High Security Wing? 304 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:28,701 Yep. Safest place in Baby Corp. I helped design her cozy nursery myself. 305 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:29,702 Go! 306 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,495 Get those systems back online! 307 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,289 I'm fixing everything! 308 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:37,334 May I assume neither of you knows the parental control password? 309 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,211 -Nope. -They're parental controls. 310 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,214 No biggie. We'll just trick your parents into giving it to us 311 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,174 without knowing they're giving it to us. 312 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,135 -What? No, bad idea. -[cell phone ringing] 313 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,178 -[Tim] That's yours, hon! -[Carol] Hello? 314 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,557 Mrs. Templeton? Hi, Cammy with FLUSH Parental Controls. 315 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,475 We need to install a software patch 316 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,103 and don't appear to have your password on file. 317 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,733 Here, goose, but dumber looking, dumber looking... 318 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,485 Could use that trick box right now. Where's Dez? 319 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,614 -Aren't you a nice fella? -[Dez] Whoa! 320 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,240 Yes, I am. 321 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,369 [sniffing and quacking] 322 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,081 ...dumber looking duck! 323 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,669 He's going after UBO. [shrieks] You monster! 324 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,676 Nope, he's still just quacking. 325 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,303 Don't fall for this charade. 326 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,554 What's next, Lumpy? 327 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,432 Ugly duck army marches on kiddie pools across the globe? 328 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:34,558 [phone ringing] 329 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,645 We got the parental control password. Punching it in now. 330 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,522 Ha! No more breakouts, Lumpy. 331 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,569 Howdy, grownup administrator. Enjoy your wide open internet. 332 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,073 -Yes! -Just to make sure this is you, 333 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,617 I'm gonna send a little confirmation ping. 334 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,994 -No, no, no. -[Carol] We got pinged. 335 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,039 -Everyone safe in cyberspace? -Are you being bullied? 336 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,917 Internet's been acting wonky. 337 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,670 -Maybe Uncle Ted did something. -[Boss Baby] What? 338 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,880 [gasps] They muted me. 339 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,007 We were just looking up duck stuff. 340 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,093 Duck stuff? Like what? 341 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,972 Uh, ducks like water. 342 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,350 Male ducks are called drakes. Females are hens. 343 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,435 Ducks are partially nocturnal. 344 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,354 Yeah, I bet you stay up late 345 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:25,234 hitting all those swear-filled comedy clubs and dirty jazz bars. 346 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,529 So there's nothing else going on? 347 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,239 -Definitely not. -Maybe? 348 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:39,331 You sure, pardner? Well, okay. Let's go into... full lockdown mode! 349 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,542 Yee-haw! 350 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,553 [Pip] No, we died. 351 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,388 Oh, wait, I'm still talking. 352 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,849 Phew! We good. 353 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,893 The electronics can stay off until you're ready to come clean. 354 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,061 Love you. 355 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:06,233 Teddy. Yo. Cammy? Nothing's working. 356 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,902 -[Boss Baby] Everybody okay? -[JJ] I'm fine. 357 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,321 Just wishing I was partially nocturnal. 358 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,950 [Pip] Me too. And that I knew what partially nocturnal meant. 359 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,953 [Boss Baby] It means ducks can see things in the dark. Ow! 360 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,247 Whose long, sharp lips bit me? 361 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,499 [Lumpy quacks menacingly] 362 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,461 -Oh. -[all scream] 363 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,920 We have to fix this. 364 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,089 You're smart and love me, give me answers. 365 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,341 I'm smart because I do my research. 366 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:35,679 Which I can't, because you got us on Yee-haw Whoa Pardner Giddyup Lockdown. 367 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:39,016 Do Mom and Dad have any idea how annoying this is? 368 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:43,312 Not yet. Idea! 369 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,982 Daddy, what's the difference 370 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,818 between a North American River Otter and a Neotropical Otter? 371 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,655 I don't know, Tina-beana. Uh, let me see if we have a book on... 372 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,659 Hey, Mom, how old do I have to be to open a retirement savings account? 373 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:02,206 Uh... I might have some paperwork somewhere. 374 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:08,754 -What's the safest way to sit on a cloud? -Can you make lasagna without pasta? 375 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,673 -Can raisins ever become grapes again? -Why France? 376 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,552 Do trees feel and are they happier in the morning, or at night? 377 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,263 ...together, your stomach explodes, is that true? 378 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,310 Oh, no. We lost Pip. Pip--! 379 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,686 [muffled dialogue] 380 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,023 In there. We can hide. 381 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,487 -It's locked. -Hang on, I found instructions. 382 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,906 A lot of instructions. 383 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:39,284 "Shift latch up and down. Twice." 384 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,703 I am so sorry, Boss. 385 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,540 "Rotate code panel clockwise, twice." 386 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:48,877 You and your gut said he was an archnemesis, but I didn't believe it, 387 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:53,298 and now he's got spooky night vision and he's coming after us. 388 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,634 "Type Baby Corp backwards..." 389 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,636 He's coming after us. 390 00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,429 He was right next to UBO, 391 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,015 the cutest five percenter in Baby Corp's arsenal, 392 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,559 with security down. 393 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,353 No archnemesis would pass up a chance like that. 394 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,230 He's just an ordinary duck. 395 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,733 -[Lumpy quacks] -He's still after us, sir! Get in! 396 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,735 Why was I tired last Thursday? 397 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,864 If frosting is the best part of the cake, why isn't there...? 398 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,574 Do I have to wear anklets? 399 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,702 -Do tambourine players...? -Just look it up online! 400 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,539 So you're saying "Happy Trails" to Sheriff Potty Pardner? 401 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,751 For the record, this wasn't a punishment. We just get nervous. 402 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,920 The Internet can be a fun place. 403 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,716 But it can also be a dangerous one. 404 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,427 You know, when we were your age-- 405 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,889 The Internet's tricky. You've been there before. 406 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,016 We're growing up too fast. We'll slow down. 407 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,311 Oh, uh... Lockdown lifted. 408 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,813 -Yes. -I just wanna say, 409 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,733 you two are the BOMP*-est parents in the world. 410 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,446 Thought I'd figured out what it meant, clearly miscalculated. 411 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,617 I didn't teach her that. Thanks, you're all great, I'm out. 412 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,288 Yay, quality time. 413 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,208 [Boss Baby] What happened to you, Gutso? 414 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:14,671 -I'm disgusted with both of us. -Shh! He's getting closer. 415 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,760 Never mind. He's waddling off. 416 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,553 Of course he is. 417 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:25,849 Because he's a dumb duck with no evil agenda. 418 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,894 -[latch clicking] -That's the latch up and down twice. 419 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,104 And now he's rotating the keypad. 420 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,315 Kind of smart for a dumb duck. 421 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,525 -Now he's typing. -Typing what? 422 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,153 Baby Corp backwards. 423 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,906 He read the instructions. He does know words. 424 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,492 Lumpy the Park Duck is an archnemesis! 425 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,329 Whoa. Why do you look like a possessed lawn mower? 426 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,707 Vindication, JJ. Vindication. 427 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,044 [grunting and quacking] 428 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,216 So this is our archnemesis? 429 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,134 You bet he is. 430 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:05,931 Okay. I know a baby in the Sri Lanka office, duck psychology expert. 431 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,016 Hello, Baby Corp. 432 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,645 Bystander Baby? Well, who's the chucklebutt in the mask? 433 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,522 I am one of many. 434 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,899 Our fervor is unfathomable. 435 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,777 Our vengeance is unquenchable. 436 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:24,408 We are The Uncuddleab-- Cheap elastic. You didn't see that. 437 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:27,077 -Oh, we did. -Your stupid face did. 438 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,913 We are The Uncuddleables. 439 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,333 We're the ones who taught your Bystander Baby to say BOMP*. 440 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:34,751 Why would you--? 441 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,921 Wouldn't you like to know? But you decided to escalate things. 442 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,300 So now, we will teach her one new profanity every 10 minutes 443 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,136 until you release our mascot, Curtis. 444 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,763 Lumpy the Park Duck? 445 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,308 Lumpy is the name society gave him. 446 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,726 He goes by Curtis. 447 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:55,272 Now release him, or we teach this baby all the swears. 448 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:56,565 She's bluffing. 449 00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,360 Does this recording of the Canadian World Juniors hockey locker room 450 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,946 -sound like I'm bluffing? -[on recording] Come on, guys. 451 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,783 Let's BOMP* the BOMP* BOMP* BOMP* BOMP*. 452 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,869 Ooh, I'm using that. 453 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,996 It's a deal. Release Lumpy Curtis. 454 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,919 -You have made a wise decision, babies. -[quacks] 455 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:22,466 [groans] Thanks for ruining my presentation! 456 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,386 Gutso says that's our archnemesis. 457 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,679 Obviously. 458 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,433 We'll get them, Boss. Together. 459 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:35,353 Dez. Where you been, buddy? 460 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,564 [Dez] On the road, man. 461 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:42,277 Seeing this beautiful country. From BOMP* to shining BOMP*. 462 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,363 [closing theme playing] 463 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,826 -♪ Boss Baby ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 464 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,120 -♪ Boss Baby ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 465 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,081 -♪ Boss Baby ♪ -♪ Baby ♪ 466 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,086 -♪ Boss Baby ♪ -♪ Tell 'em who this is ♪ 467 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,671 -♪ Boss Baby ♪ -♪ I'm a legend mythic ♪ 468 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,466 ♪ Y'all heard the story But you know what the twist is? ♪ 469 00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,260 ♪ Welcome to the family business Boss Baby ♪