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-Hold all my--
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-We'll be back later. Have fun.
-Yeah!
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Time to watch rude comedians,
mean fights, and kissing.
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Whoa, there, little cowpoke.
Them there's no-no shows.
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-Huh? Who are you?
-I'm Sheriff Potty Pardner.
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Your mom and dad installed me
to round up all the online no-nos
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and flush them down the potty,
where they belong.
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Yippee-ya-hoooo!
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So you live in here?
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I live anywhere moms and dads
need me to keep young'uns safe.
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Why, I could even be on the screen
folks are watching right now.
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-How would they know?
-Well, for one thing,
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with Sheriff Potty Pardner,
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your ears will never hear
a dang naughty thing.
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I take all the worst no-no words
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Go ahead. Say something naughty.
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This is way more fun than no-no words.
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Sheriff Potty Pardner Online Guardian.
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If it makes parents frown,
we flush it down.
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Commercial's over, show's on, bring it in.
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A five percenter is about to shine shinier
than the snot tracks on my sleeves.
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Hate tissues, bad habit.
Don't care, I'm a baby.
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Channel 8's Marsha Krinkle.
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I'm at Junior Fancy Junior's
inherited Boyswear Emporium,
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where a water stain resembling
town founder Thomas Kulkelka
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has drawn large crowds
and one seasoned journalist
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with a storage unit of awards,
and two lungs full of questions.
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-Dez?
-Cardboard box.
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-Why?
-Because nobody sees the box coming.
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Eh, fine. Cover for me.
I gotta keep working.
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Got a five percenter
rolling out any second.
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Exactly why I need to track
our new archnemesis:
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Lumpy the Park Duck.
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How'd the duck get flat?
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He's the ultimate thief.
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Since when did we declare Lumpy
the Park Duck an official archnemesis?
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Since I concluded it privately
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and announced it publicly
with the team's enthusiastic support.
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-Sure about this one, Boss?
-Enthusiastic support.
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You sure about this one, Boss.
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Thank you. Now excuse me.
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I gotta go suss out Lumpy's next move.
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Where are you going?
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You gotta watch our little star
go supernova.
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And that means this water stain is a lie.
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-Krinkle's got them.
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Gesundheit.
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Who is that?
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Bystander Baby.
One heck of a five percenter.
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You know how you'll be watching
whatever-you-watch
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and a rando shows up,
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and you're just like, "Ah! Eh!
Tasha, come see this!"
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Your best friend is Tasha,
and she lives with you.
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I assumed.
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We make sure our super-cute
Bystander Baby is that background rando.
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When news breaks,
we send Bystander's mommy
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an anonymous tip to see what's up.
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So every single person
who sees these clips...
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Gets a shot of Baby Love,
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Hey, this is a family formal
Boyswear Emporium.
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Freeze!
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What was that?
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Someone ruined
our Bystander Baby broadcast
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by blurting some serious profanity.
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Yeah, I got that from context.
I meant what was that word.
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What's it mean? How's it spelled?
Do I get to use it if I'm angry?
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Whose filthy mouth did this?
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I'm on it.
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Hurry. We need to know
who said the word we all know
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but should still define aloud
simultaneously.
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-Oh, my God!
-That's not possible.
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Celebrities are flawless role models.
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Well, I can rewind and make sure.
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and why I shouldn't have just said it.
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-Ugh. This is a disaster.
-Maybe not.
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-...Boyswear Emporium.
-Who said that? You! Name! Now!
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Me? Ian.
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Oh, that is definitely the name of someone
who would ruin live TV.
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Boo!
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Bystander Baby didn't get caught. Yay!
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Crisis averted, people.
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Counterpoint. Crisis just beginning.
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See a pattern?
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Our five percenter
with beautiful hair gets lice,
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delivered by Lumpy the Park Duck.
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This time, our on-camera charmer
became un-air-able
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because she was taught a no-no word by...
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You're saying a duck
taught our baby a no-no word?
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I'm saying a new archnemesis
taught our baby a no-no word.
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And yes, the nemesis is a duck.
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Let me bring in Lumpy.
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I'll prove it's targeting five percenters
and we'll put an end to this.
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You dream big, Boss Baby.
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I had a dream my blankie
could make me fly.
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And when I tried it...
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Broke my butt. The moral?
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Always follow your dreams.
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The world will make more butts.
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Mission approved.
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Be ready for anything. A duck
smart enough to teach babies profanity
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is smart enough to-- Out with it.
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I'm just wondering,
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in the most helpful way,
of course, if maybe
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we shouldn't put all our archnemesis eggs
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in the basket of a duck
teaching a baby no-no words.
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Anyone else feel this way? Pip?
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Let me see that picture again.
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I don't have an opinion,
I just like seeing his face.
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Dez?
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When's the last time
you met a box with an opinion?
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Do you know what this is?
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Bit of a tum tum, but I think
it makes you look distinguished.
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What? No. It's my gut.
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It's danced the archnemesis
two-step before.
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And it's telling me Lumpy did this.
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If there's no objection, Tina,
I should take the lead.
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Let's see.
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So you do object. Obscenely.
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No. I mean, no can go,
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'cause I am staying back
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to do duck opposition research.
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Good idea.
Pip, JJ, Dez, help me load supplies.
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You call yourself a book of words?
All you have are the useless ones.
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"Sialosis, siberite, sibilant."
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The dictionary defines "sibling"
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as "person sharing one, or both parents,
in common. A brother or sist--"
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Nope. Can't talk.
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Perfect, I don't wanna talk.
I wanna ask a question.
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Tina. I'm serious.
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I've got only got a few hours
to write a research paper
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on long-term relationships,
and I'm barely past the introduction.
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I'm sorry, but I can't help.
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So you can help later? Okay.
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Aren't you a nice fella?
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Release!
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Aren't you a nice fella?
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-He's taken the bait.
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We establish a perimeter, wait for--
Pip, that's too much!
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You have to give me limits.
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Aren't you a nice fella?
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We've been made.
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And that's why a cardboard box.
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Can I be honest, Boss?
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He doesn't look very nemesis-y.
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And Attila looked like every other Hun.
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We have to dig deeper,
uncover his master scheme,
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what Ducky Love organization
he's fronting...
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All the things he'll fess up to,
once we break him.
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-Still not talking? Shame.
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I've got this pond algae
and insect sandwich
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that's big enough to share.
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-But I need you to share something--
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You'd have to share something with me--
Information.
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You have to share information--
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Drop the dumb duck act!
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Spill your foie gras.
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So you like games, Lumpy?
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Well, I've got one for you.
It's called solitaire...y confinement!
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Want me to help you make a list of more
realistic suspects who speak human words?
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Oh, it's Lumpy. We just need to break him.
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With Pip's custom drool torture.
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Endlessly creative
and completely conscience-free.
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You are the world's perfect businessman.
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You have to stop.
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'Cause you're done? Great.
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Vocabulary question. What does--
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I've barely started!
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All I can think about is you
sitting there. It's stressing me out.
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What are you doing?
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-Waiting for your stress to pass.
-The waiting is what's stressing me.
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And now my body says it needs calories
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before my brain starts functioning
at suboptimal levels.
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I'm grabbing a snack.
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Sorry. I just have a really
important question,
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and I need somebody
who knows all the answers.
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Never mind.
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Hoo-wee, small fry!
You looked up a no-no word.
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I'mma have to put you
on a 30-minute Internet time-out.
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Why is Sheriff Potty Pardner on my screen?
What'd you do?
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Never say that word.
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Why not? What does it mean?
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Whoa, whoa. No, no, no.
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I am not gonna be responsible
for teaching my baby sister
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how to use potty words in a sentence.
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Tell me if I'm getting warmer.
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-Does it mean a smelly scar? Raw meat...?
-Tina.
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You've made it impossible for me to work.
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Now you wanna get me
in trouble with Mom and Dad?
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Oh, no. You can't do your paper.
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Not for another 30 minutes.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll tell Mommy and Daddy
and get them to unlock the controls.
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No, no, no. You cannot do that.
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I'll get in trouble?
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Are you kidding?
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We have the most understanding
mom and dad on the planet.
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To you, it's an Internet slip-up.
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But to them, it's a chance for
a deeply meaningful family sit-down.
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It'll start with a very long,
very guard-dropping hug.
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-I'm talking 25 minutes.
-That's three minutes too long.
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Then the photos come out.
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"We used to be just like you."
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Ha! I gotta see those.
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Then the clincher:
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Role-playing scenes
filled with lessons and funny voices
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that will change the way you look
at spatulas and staplers.
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Doesn't sound so bad.
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It'll be great.
It'll feel like minutes.
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But it'll take hours.
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Hours of great parenting that neither I
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nor my research paper have time for.
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I'll just have to wait it out.
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What if we didn't have to wait?
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Now click yes on that pop-up
to give me access to the laptop, and...
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Our systems are connected--
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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This is a Sheriff Potty Pardner problem?
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-Is that bad?
-Weird. That usually works.
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What did you do?
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If I don't know why it's bad,
I can use it freely.
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That's the rules.
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-Don't know what that means?
-You do? Tell me.
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What? No. I can't just tell you.
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I do too.
I mean, I could use it in a sentence.
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But, like, to give you
a textbook definition...
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-You could look it up.
-Great idea.
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No, no, no. Wait--!
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Another online no-no?
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Looks like this sheriff's gotta
up your time-out to 90 minutes.
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Happy trails!
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Our systems are connected!
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Now you've got us on lockdown
for three times as long.
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Uh, yeah, it's more than the both of us
on the company network.
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She's not answering.
Must be on another call.
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Oh, there she is. Tina!
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We've got Lumpy, and we're all convinced
he's an archnemesis.
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Even Pip's drool torture
didn't make him talk.
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Well, yeah, ducks like water.
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Obvious in hindsight, but this is why
we need Tina's duck opposition research.
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Avian facts. Known criminal associates.
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Anything we can use against Lumpy to...
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Aw, come on, I was playing backgammon.
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Why are there toilets
on everyone's computers?
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It's fine, everything's fine!
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I just need to reset the system manually,
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00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:21,091
so just a heads up, all tech
will shut down for a few seconds.
246
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,719
All tech? No, hang on--!
247
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:32,728
Now our archnemesis duck
is loose in Baby Corp.
248
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,150
Eighty-nine minutes to go!
249
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,402
You're a wily foe, Sheriff.
250
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,655
Darn it. Wait, Lumpy's loose?
251
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:48,536
And if Gutso and I know our archnemeses,
this was his scheme all along.
252
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,663
Something you'd like to add, JJ?
253
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,165
Yes, if you're gonna make me.
254
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,000
None of this holds together, Boss!
255
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:59,046
Forget all the huge coincidences
Lumpy would've had to anticipate.
256
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,130
What's the endgame?
257
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,717
If he's taking down five percenters,
why bust out of a holding cell,
258
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,428
just to hang out
in Baby Corp's High Security Wing?
259
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,556
There's nothing down there.
260
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,850
Eh, except our UBO, of course.
261
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,063
Uh, UltraBaby Omega?
262
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,023
Cutest little thing there ever was?
263
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,359
Our nuclear weapon of Baby Love?
264
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,654
Yes, we know who UBO is.
She lives in the High Security Wing?
265
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:28,701
Yep. Safest place in Baby Corp.
I helped design her cozy nursery myself.
266
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:29,702
Go!
267
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,495
Get those systems back online!
268
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,289
I'm fixing everything!
269
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:37,334
May I assume neither of you knows
the parental control password?
270
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,211
-Nope.
-They're parental controls.
271
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,214
No biggie. We'll just trick
your parents into giving it to us
272
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,174
without knowing they're giving it to us.
273
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,135
-What? No, bad idea.
274
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,178
-That's yours, hon!
-Hello?
275
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,557
Mrs. Templeton?
Hi, Cammy with FLUSH Parental Controls.
276
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,475
We need to install a software patch
277
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,103
and don't appear to have
your password on file.
278
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,733
Here, goose, but dumber looking,
dumber looking...
279
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,485
Could use that trick box right now.
Where's Dez?
280
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,614
-Aren't you a nice fella?
-Whoa!
281
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,240
Yes, I am.
282
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,081
...dumber looking duck!
283
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,669
He's going after UBO.
You monster!
284
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,676
Nope, he's still just quacking.
285
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,303
Don't fall for this charade.
286
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,554
What's next, Lumpy?
287
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,432
Ugly duck army marches
on kiddie pools across the globe?
288
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,645
We got the parental control password.
Punching it in now.
289
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,522
Ha! No more breakouts, Lumpy.
290
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,569
Howdy, grownup administrator.
Enjoy your wide open internet.
291
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,073
-Yes!
-Just to make sure this is you,
292
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,617
I'm gonna send a little confirmation ping.
293
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,994
-No, no, no.
-We got pinged.
294
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,039
-Everyone safe in cyberspace?
-Are you being bullied?
295
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,917
Internet's been acting wonky.
296
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,670
-Maybe Uncle Ted did something.
-What?
297
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,880
They muted me.
298
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,007
We were just looking up duck stuff.
299
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,093
Duck stuff? Like what?
300
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,972
Uh, ducks like water.
301
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,350
Male ducks are called drakes.
Females are hens.
302
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,435
Ducks are partially nocturnal.
303
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,354
Yeah, I bet you stay up late
304
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:25,234
hitting all those swear-filled
comedy clubs and dirty jazz bars.
305
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,529
So there's nothing else going on?
306
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,239
-Definitely not.
-Maybe?
307
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:39,331
You sure, pardner? Well, okay.
Let's go into... full lockdown mode!
308
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,542
Yee-haw!
309
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,553
No, we died.
310
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,388
Oh, wait, I'm still talking.
311
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,849
Phew! We good.
312
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,893
The electronics can stay off
until you're ready to come clean.
313
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,061
Love you.
314
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:06,233
Teddy. Yo. Cammy? Nothing's working.
315
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,902
-Everybody okay?
-I'm fine.
316
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,321
Just wishing I was partially nocturnal.
317
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,950
Me too. And that I knew
what partially nocturnal meant.
318
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,953
It means ducks
can see things in the dark. Ow!
319
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,247
Whose long, sharp lips bit me?
320
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,461
-Oh.
321
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,920
We have to fix this.
322
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,089
You're smart and love me, give me answers.
323
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,341
I'm smart because I do my research.
324
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:35,679
Which I can't, because you got us
on Yee-haw Whoa Pardner Giddyup Lockdown.
325
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:39,016
Do Mom and Dad
have any idea how annoying this is?
326
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:43,312
Not yet. Idea!
327
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,982
Daddy, what's the difference
328
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,818
between a North American River Otter
and a Neotropical Otter?
329
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,655
I don't know, Tina-beana.
Uh, let me see if we have a book on...
330
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,659
Hey, Mom, how old do I have to be
to open a retirement savings account?
331
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:02,206
Uh... I might have
some paperwork somewhere.
332
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:08,754
-What's the safest way to sit on a cloud?
-Can you make lasagna without pasta?
333
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,673
-Can raisins ever become grapes again?
-Why France?
334
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,552
Do trees feel and are they happier
in the morning, or at night?
335
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,263
...together, your stomach explodes,
is that true?
336
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,310
Oh, no. We lost Pip. Pip--!
337
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,023
In there. We can hide.
338
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,487
-It's locked.
-Hang on, I found instructions.
339
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,906
A lot of instructions.
340
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:39,284
"Shift latch up and down. Twice."
341
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,703
I am so sorry, Boss.
342
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,540
"Rotate code panel clockwise, twice."
343
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:48,877
You and your gut said he was
an archnemesis, but I didn't believe it,
344
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:53,298
and now he's got spooky night vision
and he's coming after us.
345
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,634
"Type Baby Corp backwards..."
346
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,636
He's coming after us.
347
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,429
He was right next to UBO,
348
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,015
the cutest five percenter
in Baby Corp's arsenal,
349
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,559
with security down.
350
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,353
No archnemesis
would pass up a chance like that.
351
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,230
He's just an ordinary duck.
352
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,733
-He's still after us, sir! Get in!
353
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,735
Why was I tired last Thursday?
354
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,864
If frosting is the best part
of the cake, why isn't there...?
355
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,574
Do I have to wear anklets?
356
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,702
-Do tambourine players...?
-Just look it up online!
357
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,539
So you're saying "Happy Trails"
to Sheriff Potty Pardner?
358
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,751
For the record, this wasn't a punishment.
We just get nervous.
359
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,920
The Internet can be a fun place.
360
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,716
But it can also be a dangerous one.
361
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,427
You know, when we were your age--
362
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,889
The Internet's tricky.
You've been there before.
363
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,016
We're growing up too fast.
We'll slow down.
364
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,311
Oh, uh... Lockdown lifted.
365
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,813
-Yes.
-I just wanna say,
366
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,446
Thought I'd figured out what it meant,
clearly miscalculated.
367
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,617
I didn't teach her that.
Thanks, you're all great, I'm out.
368
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,288
Yay, quality time.
369
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,208
What happened to you, Gutso?
370
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:14,671
-I'm disgusted with both of us.
-Shh! He's getting closer.
371
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,760
Never mind. He's waddling off.
372
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,553
Of course he is.
373
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:25,849
Because he's a dumb duck
with no evil agenda.
374
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,894
-That's the latch up and down twice.
375
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,104
And now he's rotating the keypad.
376
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,315
Kind of smart for a dumb duck.
377
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,525
-Now he's typing.
-Typing what?
378
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,153
Baby Corp backwards.
379
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,906
He read the instructions.
He does know words.
380
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,492
Lumpy the Park Duck is an archnemesis!
381
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,329
Whoa. Why do you look like
a possessed lawn mower?
382
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,707
Vindication, JJ. Vindication.
383
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,216
So this is our archnemesis?
384
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,134
You bet he is.
385
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:05,931
Okay. I know a baby in the Sri Lanka
office, duck psychology expert.
386
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,016
Hello, Baby Corp.
387
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,645
Bystander Baby?
Well, who's the chucklebutt in the mask?
388
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,522
I am one of many.
389
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,899
Our fervor is unfathomable.
390
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,777
Our vengeance is unquenchable.
391
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:24,408
We are The Uncuddleab-- Cheap elastic.
You didn't see that.
392
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:27,077
-Oh, we did.
-Your stupid face did.
393
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,913
We are The Uncuddleables.
394
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:34,751
Why would you--?
395
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,921
Wouldn't you like to know?
But you decided to escalate things.
396
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,300
So now, we will teach her one
new profanity every 10 minutes
397
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,136
until you release our mascot, Curtis.
398
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,763
Lumpy the Park Duck?
399
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,308
Lumpy is the name society gave him.
400
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,726
He goes by Curtis.
401
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:55,272
Now release him, or
we teach this baby all the swears.
402
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:56,565
She's bluffing.
403
00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,360
Does this recording of the Canadian
World Juniors hockey locker room
404
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,946
-sound like I'm bluffing?
-Come on, guys.
405
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,869
Ooh, I'm using that.
406
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,996
It's a deal. Release Lumpy Curtis.
407
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,919
-You have made a wise decision, babies.
408
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:22,466
Thanks
for ruining my presentation!
409
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,386
Gutso says that's our archnemesis.
410
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,679
Obviously.
411
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,433
We'll get them, Boss. Together.
412
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:35,353
Dez. Where you been, buddy?
413
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,564
On the road, man.