1 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,683 -Hold all my-- 2 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:52,302 -We'll be back later. Have fun. -Yeah! 3 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,930 Time to watch rude comedians, mean fights, and kissing. 4 00:00:56,014 --> 00:01:00,727 Whoa, there, little cowpoke. Them there's no-no shows. 5 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:04,230 -Huh? Who are you? -I'm Sheriff Potty Pardner. 6 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:08,109 Your mom and dad installed me to round up all the online no-nos 7 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:11,237 and flush them down the potty, where they belong. 8 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,991 Yippee-ya-hoooo! 9 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,826 So you live in here? 10 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:20,497 I live anywhere moms and dads need me to keep young'uns safe. 11 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:25,126 Why, I could even be on the screen folks are watching right now. 12 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,420 -How would they know? -Well, for one thing, 13 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,005 with Sheriff Potty Pardner, 14 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,925 your ears will never hear a dang naughty thing. 15 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,260 I take all the worst no-no words 16 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,933 Go ahead. Say something naughty. 17 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,272 This is way more fun than no-no words. 18 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,608 Sheriff Potty Pardner Online Guardian. 19 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:52,278 If it makes parents frown, we flush it down. 20 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,615 Commercial's over, show's on, bring it in. 21 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:59,744 A five percenter is about to shine shinier than the snot tracks on my sleeves. 22 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,455 Hate tissues, bad habit. Don't care, I'm a baby. 23 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,374 Channel 8's Marsha Krinkle. 24 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:08,628 I'm at Junior Fancy Junior's inherited Boyswear Emporium, 25 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:12,173 where a water stain resembling town founder Thomas Kulkelka 26 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:16,177 has drawn large crowds and one seasoned journalist 27 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,264 with a storage unit of awards, and two lungs full of questions. 28 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:20,723 -Dez? -Cardboard box. 29 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,018 -Why? -Because nobody sees the box coming. 30 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,813 Eh, fine. Cover for me. I gotta keep working. 31 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,357 Got a five percenter rolling out any second. 32 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,986 Exactly why I need to track our new archnemesis: 33 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,529 Lumpy the Park Duck. 34 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:36,948 How'd the duck get flat? 35 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:39,200 He's the ultimate thief. 36 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:43,371 Since when did we declare Lumpy the Park Duck an official archnemesis? 37 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,039 Since I concluded it privately 38 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:48,835 and announced it publicly with the team's enthusiastic support. 39 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:53,006 -Sure about this one, Boss? -Enthusiastic support. 40 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,717 You sure about this one, Boss. 41 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,385 Thank you. Now excuse me. 42 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,929 I gotta go suss out Lumpy's next move. 43 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,514 Where are you going? 44 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:05,435 You gotta watch our little star go supernova. 45 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:09,147 And that means this water stain is a lie. 46 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:11,024 -Krinkle's got them. 47 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,108 Gesundheit. 48 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:15,153 Who is that? 49 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:18,615 Bystander Baby. One heck of a five percenter. 50 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,701 You know how you'll be watching whatever-you-watch 51 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,536 and a rando shows up, 52 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,915 and you're just like, "Ah! Eh! Tasha, come see this!" 53 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,918 Your best friend is Tasha, and she lives with you. 54 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:30,919 I assumed. 55 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:36,132 We make sure our super-cute Bystander Baby is that background rando. 56 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:39,010 When news breaks, we send Bystander's mommy 57 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:41,095 an anonymous tip to see what's up. 58 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,932 So every single person who sees these clips... 59 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:45,642 Gets a shot of Baby Love, 60 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,814 Hey, this is a family formal Boyswear Emporium. 61 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:52,899 Freeze! 62 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,317 What was that? 63 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,737 Someone ruined our Bystander Baby broadcast 64 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,031 by blurting some serious profanity. 65 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:03,743 Yeah, I got that from context. I meant what was that word. 66 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:07,413 What's it mean? How's it spelled? Do I get to use it if I'm angry? 67 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:11,876 Whose filthy mouth did this? 68 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,586 I'm on it. 69 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,714 Hurry. We need to know who said the word we all know 70 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,467 but should still define aloud simultaneously. 71 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:26,307 -Oh, my God! -That's not possible. 72 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,977 Celebrities are flawless role models. 73 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,020 Well, I can rewind and make sure. 74 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,989 and why I shouldn't have just said it. 75 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:44,492 -Ugh. This is a disaster. -Maybe not. 76 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:48,538 -...Boyswear Emporium. -Who said that? You! Name! Now! 77 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,123 Me? Ian. 78 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:54,335 Oh, that is definitely the name of someone who would ruin live TV. 79 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,503 Boo! 80 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,923 Bystander Baby didn't get caught. Yay! 81 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,883 Crisis averted, people. 82 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:04,304 Counterpoint. Crisis just beginning. 83 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,513 See a pattern? 84 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:08,433 Our five percenter with beautiful hair gets lice, 85 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,601 delivered by Lumpy the Park Duck. 86 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:14,147 This time, our on-camera charmer became un-air-able 87 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,941 because she was taught a no-no word by... 88 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,112 You're saying a duck taught our baby a no-no word? 89 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:25,158 I'm saying a new archnemesis taught our baby a no-no word. 90 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,951 And yes, the nemesis is a duck. 91 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,369 Let me bring in Lumpy. 92 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,831 I'll prove it's targeting five percenters and we'll put an end to this. 93 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:33,541 You dream big, Boss Baby. 94 00:05:33,624 --> 00:05:36,377 I had a dream my blankie could make me fly. 95 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:37,795 And when I tried it... 96 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,967 Broke my butt. The moral? 97 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,344 Always follow your dreams. 98 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,597 The world will make more butts. 99 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,432 Mission approved. 100 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:54,771 Be ready for anything. A duck smart enough to teach babies profanity 101 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,398 is smart enough to-- Out with it. 102 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,317 I'm just wondering, 103 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,071 in the most helpful way, of course, if maybe 104 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,782 we shouldn't put all our archnemesis eggs 105 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:09,077 in the basket of a duck teaching a baby no-no words. 106 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,037 Anyone else feel this way? Pip? 107 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,582 Let me see that picture again. 108 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,336 I don't have an opinion, I just like seeing his face. 109 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:19,295 Dez? 110 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:21,881 When's the last time you met a box with an opinion? 111 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:24,133 Do you know what this is? 112 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,137 Bit of a tum tum, but I think it makes you look distinguished. 113 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,515 What? No. It's my gut. 114 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,142 It's danced the archnemesis two-step before. 115 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,353 And it's telling me Lumpy did this. 116 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,314 If there's no objection, Tina, I should take the lead. 117 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,732 Let's see. 118 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:46,030 So you do object. Obscenely. 119 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,157 No. I mean, no can go, 120 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,618 'cause I am staying back 121 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:54,163 to do duck opposition research. 122 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,917 Good idea. Pip, JJ, Dez, help me load supplies. 123 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:02,588 You call yourself a book of words? All you have are the useless ones. 124 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:07,093 "Sialosis, siberite, sibilant." 125 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,638 The dictionary defines "sibling" 126 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:15,143 as "person sharing one, or both parents, in common. A brother or sist--" 127 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,519 Nope. Can't talk. 128 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:19,689 Perfect, I don't wanna talk. I wanna ask a question. 129 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,190 Tina. I'm serious. 130 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,026 I've got only got a few hours to write a research paper 131 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:27,447 on long-term relationships, and I'm barely past the introduction. 132 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,365 I'm sorry, but I can't help. 133 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,701 So you can help later? Okay. 134 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,833 Aren't you a nice fella? 135 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,377 Release! 136 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:44,547 Aren't you a nice fella? 137 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,383 -He's taken the bait. 138 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,595 We establish a perimeter, wait for-- Pip, that's too much! 139 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,180 You have to give me limits. 140 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:55,224 Aren't you a nice fella? 141 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,310 We've been made. 142 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,152 And that's why a cardboard box. 143 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,531 Can I be honest, Boss? 144 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,242 He doesn't look very nemesis-y. 145 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,245 And Attila looked like every other Hun. 146 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:19,332 We have to dig deeper, uncover his master scheme, 147 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:21,918 what Ducky Love organization he's fronting... 148 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:26,047 All the things he'll fess up to, once we break him. 149 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,551 -Still not talking? Shame. 150 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,513 I've got this pond algae and insect sandwich 151 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,765 that's big enough to share. 152 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,643 -But I need you to share something-- 153 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,979 You'd have to share something with me-- Information. 154 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,981 You have to share information-- 155 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,692 Drop the dumb duck act! 156 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,782 Spill your foie gras. 157 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:54,992 So you like games, Lumpy? 158 00:08:56,118 --> 00:09:01,290 Well, I've got one for you. It's called solitaire...y confinement! 159 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:06,170 Want me to help you make a list of more realistic suspects who speak human words? 160 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,923 Oh, it's Lumpy. We just need to break him. 161 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:11,801 With Pip's custom drool torture. 162 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:18,224 Endlessly creative and completely conscience-free. 163 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,434 You are the world's perfect businessman. 164 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:25,940 You have to stop. 165 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,608 'Cause you're done? Great. 166 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,402 Vocabulary question. What does-- 167 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:30,570 I've barely started! 168 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,990 All I can think about is you sitting there. It's stressing me out. 169 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:36,993 What are you doing? 170 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,288 -Waiting for your stress to pass. -The waiting is what's stressing me. 171 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:44,041 And now my body says it needs calories 172 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,919 before my brain starts functioning at suboptimal levels. 173 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,254 I'm grabbing a snack. 174 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:51,173 Sorry. I just have a really important question, 175 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,926 and I need somebody who knows all the answers. 176 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,512 Never mind. 177 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:05,646 Hoo-wee, small fry! You looked up a no-no word. 178 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:10,109 I'mma have to put you on a 30-minute Internet time-out. 179 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:13,571 Why is Sheriff Potty Pardner on my screen? What'd you do? 180 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,742 Never say that word. 181 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,535 Why not? What does it mean? 182 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,120 Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. 183 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:24,081 I am not gonna be responsible for teaching my baby sister 184 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,083 how to use potty words in a sentence. 185 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,752 Tell me if I'm getting warmer. 186 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,463 -Does it mean a smelly scar? Raw meat...? -Tina. 187 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:33,007 You've made it impossible for me to work. 188 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,301 Now you wanna get me in trouble with Mom and Dad? 189 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,845 Oh, no. You can't do your paper. 190 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,348 Not for another 30 minutes. 191 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,432 I'm sorry. 192 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:44,560 I'll tell Mommy and Daddy and get them to unlock the controls. 193 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,688 No, no, no. You cannot do that. 194 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:48,981 I'll get in trouble? 195 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,149 Are you kidding? 196 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:53,402 We have the most understanding mom and dad on the planet. 197 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:57,323 To you, it's an Internet slip-up. 198 00:10:57,406 --> 00:11:01,327 But to them, it's a chance for a deeply meaningful family sit-down. 199 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,413 It'll start with a very long, very guard-dropping hug. 200 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,334 -I'm talking 25 minutes. -That's three minutes too long. 201 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,169 Then the photos come out. 202 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,088 "We used to be just like you." 203 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,465 Ha! I gotta see those. 204 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,592 Then the clincher: 205 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,929 Role-playing scenes filled with lessons and funny voices 206 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,182 that will change the way you look at spatulas and staplers. 207 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,600 Doesn't sound so bad. 208 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,353 It'll be great. It'll feel like minutes. 209 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:28,896 But it'll take hours. 210 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,315 Hours of great parenting that neither I 211 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,526 nor my research paper have time for. 212 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,237 I'll just have to wait it out. 213 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,281 What if we didn't have to wait? 214 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:43,536 Now click yes on that pop-up to give me access to the laptop, and... 215 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,372 Our systems are connected-- Whoa, whoa, whoa. 216 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:49,125 This is a Sheriff Potty Pardner problem? 217 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,877 -Is that bad? -Weird. That usually works. 218 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:52,795 What did you do? 219 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:57,133 If I don't know why it's bad, I can use it freely. 220 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,342 That's the rules. 221 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,303 -Don't know what that means? -You do? Tell me. 222 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,973 What? No. I can't just tell you. 223 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,937 I do too. I mean, I could use it in a sentence. 224 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:13,482 But, like, to give you a textbook definition... 225 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,359 -You could look it up. -Great idea. 226 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,194 No, no, no. Wait--! 227 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,696 Another online no-no? 228 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:22,908 Looks like this sheriff's gotta up your time-out to 90 minutes. 229 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,160 Happy trails! 230 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,122 Our systems are connected! 231 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:31,000 Now you've got us on lockdown for three times as long. 232 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:36,213 Uh, yeah, it's more than the both of us on the company network. 233 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,512 She's not answering. Must be on another call. 234 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,182 Oh, there she is. Tina! 235 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:50,102 We've got Lumpy, and we're all convinced he's an archnemesis. 236 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,688 Even Pip's drool torture didn't make him talk. 237 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,273 Well, yeah, ducks like water. 238 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:58,736 Obvious in hindsight, but this is why we need Tina's duck opposition research. 239 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:01,447 Avian facts. Known criminal associates. 240 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,741 Anything we can use against Lumpy to... 241 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,287 Aw, come on, I was playing backgammon. 242 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,414 Why are there toilets on everyone's computers? 243 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,334 It's fine, everything's fine! 244 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:16,045 I just need to reset the system manually, 245 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:21,091 so just a heads up, all tech will shut down for a few seconds. 246 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,719 All tech? No, hang on--! 247 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:32,728 Now our archnemesis duck is loose in Baby Corp. 248 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,150 Eighty-nine minutes to go! 249 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,402 You're a wily foe, Sheriff. 250 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,655 Darn it. Wait, Lumpy's loose? 251 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:48,536 And if Gutso and I know our archnemeses, this was his scheme all along. 252 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,663 Something you'd like to add, JJ? 253 00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:53,165 Yes, if you're gonna make me. 254 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,000 None of this holds together, Boss! 255 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:59,046 Forget all the huge coincidences Lumpy would've had to anticipate. 256 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,130 What's the endgame? 257 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,717 If he's taking down five percenters, why bust out of a holding cell, 258 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,428 just to hang out in Baby Corp's High Security Wing? 259 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,556 There's nothing down there. 260 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,850 Eh, except our UBO, of course. 261 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,063 Uh, UltraBaby Omega? 262 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,023 Cutest little thing there ever was? 263 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,359 Our nuclear weapon of Baby Love? 264 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,654 Yes, we know who UBO is. She lives in the High Security Wing? 265 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:28,701 Yep. Safest place in Baby Corp. I helped design her cozy nursery myself. 266 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:29,702 Go! 267 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,495 Get those systems back online! 268 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,289 I'm fixing everything! 269 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:37,334 May I assume neither of you knows the parental control password? 270 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,211 -Nope. -They're parental controls. 271 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,214 No biggie. We'll just trick your parents into giving it to us 272 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,174 without knowing they're giving it to us. 273 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,135 -What? No, bad idea. 274 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,178 -That's yours, hon! -Hello? 275 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:51,557 Mrs. Templeton? Hi, Cammy with FLUSH Parental Controls. 276 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,475 We need to install a software patch 277 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,103 and don't appear to have your password on file. 278 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,733 Here, goose, but dumber looking, dumber looking... 279 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,485 Could use that trick box right now. Where's Dez? 280 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,614 -Aren't you a nice fella? -Whoa! 281 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,240 Yes, I am. 282 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,081 ...dumber looking duck! 283 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,669 He's going after UBO. You monster! 284 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,676 Nope, he's still just quacking. 285 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,303 Don't fall for this charade. 286 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,554 What's next, Lumpy? 287 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,432 Ugly duck army marches on kiddie pools across the globe? 288 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,645 We got the parental control password. Punching it in now. 289 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,522 Ha! No more breakouts, Lumpy. 290 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,569 Howdy, grownup administrator. Enjoy your wide open internet. 291 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,073 -Yes! -Just to make sure this is you, 292 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,617 I'm gonna send a little confirmation ping. 293 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,994 -No, no, no. -We got pinged. 294 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,039 -Everyone safe in cyberspace? -Are you being bullied? 295 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,917 Internet's been acting wonky. 296 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,670 -Maybe Uncle Ted did something. -What? 297 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,880 They muted me. 298 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,007 We were just looking up duck stuff. 299 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,093 Duck stuff? Like what? 300 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:12,972 Uh, ducks like water. 301 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:16,350 Male ducks are called drakes. Females are hens. 302 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,435 Ducks are partially nocturnal. 303 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,354 Yeah, I bet you stay up late 304 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:25,234 hitting all those swear-filled comedy clubs and dirty jazz bars. 305 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,529 So there's nothing else going on? 306 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,239 -Definitely not. -Maybe? 307 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:39,331 You sure, pardner? Well, okay. Let's go into... full lockdown mode! 308 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,542 Yee-haw! 309 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,553 No, we died. 310 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,388 Oh, wait, I'm still talking. 311 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,849 Phew! We good. 312 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,893 The electronics can stay off until you're ready to come clean. 313 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,061 Love you. 314 00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:06,233 Teddy. Yo. Cammy? Nothing's working. 315 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,902 -Everybody okay? -I'm fine. 316 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,321 Just wishing I was partially nocturnal. 317 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,950 Me too. And that I knew what partially nocturnal meant. 318 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,953 It means ducks can see things in the dark. Ow! 319 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,247 Whose long, sharp lips bit me? 320 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,461 -Oh. 321 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,920 We have to fix this. 322 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,089 You're smart and love me, give me answers. 323 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,341 I'm smart because I do my research. 324 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:35,679 Which I can't, because you got us on Yee-haw Whoa Pardner Giddyup Lockdown. 325 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:39,016 Do Mom and Dad have any idea how annoying this is? 326 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:43,312 Not yet. Idea! 327 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,982 Daddy, what's the difference 328 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,818 between a North American River Otter and a Neotropical Otter? 329 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,655 I don't know, Tina-beana. Uh, let me see if we have a book on... 330 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,659 Hey, Mom, how old do I have to be to open a retirement savings account? 331 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:02,206 Uh... I might have some paperwork somewhere. 332 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:08,754 -What's the safest way to sit on a cloud? -Can you make lasagna without pasta? 333 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,673 -Can raisins ever become grapes again? -Why France? 334 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,552 Do trees feel and are they happier in the morning, or at night? 335 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,263 ...together, your stomach explodes, is that true? 336 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,310 Oh, no. We lost Pip. Pip--! 337 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,023 In there. We can hide. 338 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,487 -It's locked. -Hang on, I found instructions. 339 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,906 A lot of instructions. 340 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:39,284 "Shift latch up and down. Twice." 341 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,703 I am so sorry, Boss. 342 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,540 "Rotate code panel clockwise, twice." 343 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:48,877 You and your gut said he was an archnemesis, but I didn't believe it, 344 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:53,298 and now he's got spooky night vision and he's coming after us. 345 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,634 "Type Baby Corp backwards..." 346 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,636 He's coming after us. 347 00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,429 He was right next to UBO, 348 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,015 the cutest five percenter in Baby Corp's arsenal, 349 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,559 with security down. 350 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,353 No archnemesis would pass up a chance like that. 351 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,230 He's just an ordinary duck. 352 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,733 -He's still after us, sir! Get in! 353 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,735 Why was I tired last Thursday? 354 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,864 If frosting is the best part of the cake, why isn't there...? 355 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,574 Do I have to wear anklets? 356 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,702 -Do tambourine players...? -Just look it up online! 357 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:25,539 So you're saying "Happy Trails" to Sheriff Potty Pardner? 358 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,751 For the record, this wasn't a punishment. We just get nervous. 359 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,920 The Internet can be a fun place. 360 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,716 But it can also be a dangerous one. 361 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:38,427 You know, when we were your age-- 362 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,889 The Internet's tricky. You've been there before. 363 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,016 We're growing up too fast. We'll slow down. 364 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,311 Oh, uh... Lockdown lifted. 365 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,813 -Yes. -I just wanna say, 366 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,446 Thought I'd figured out what it meant, clearly miscalculated. 367 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,617 I didn't teach her that. Thanks, you're all great, I'm out. 368 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,288 Yay, quality time. 369 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,208 What happened to you, Gutso? 370 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:14,671 -I'm disgusted with both of us. -Shh! He's getting closer. 371 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,760 Never mind. He's waddling off. 372 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,553 Of course he is. 373 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:25,849 Because he's a dumb duck with no evil agenda. 374 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,894 -That's the latch up and down twice. 375 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,104 And now he's rotating the keypad. 376 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,315 Kind of smart for a dumb duck. 377 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,525 -Now he's typing. -Typing what? 378 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,153 Baby Corp backwards. 379 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,906 He read the instructions. He does know words. 380 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,492 Lumpy the Park Duck is an archnemesis! 381 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:47,329 Whoa. Why do you look like a possessed lawn mower? 382 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,707 Vindication, JJ. Vindication. 383 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,216 So this is our archnemesis? 384 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,134 You bet he is. 385 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:05,931 Okay. I know a baby in the Sri Lanka office, duck psychology expert. 386 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,016 Hello, Baby Corp. 387 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,645 Bystander Baby? Well, who's the chucklebutt in the mask? 388 00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,522 I am one of many. 389 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,899 Our fervor is unfathomable. 390 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,777 Our vengeance is unquenchable. 391 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:24,408 We are The Uncuddleab-- Cheap elastic. You didn't see that. 392 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:27,077 -Oh, we did. -Your stupid face did. 393 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,913 We are The Uncuddleables. 394 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:34,751 Why would you--? 395 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,921 Wouldn't you like to know? But you decided to escalate things. 396 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,300 So now, we will teach her one new profanity every 10 minutes 397 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,136 until you release our mascot, Curtis. 398 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,763 Lumpy the Park Duck? 399 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,308 Lumpy is the name society gave him. 400 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,726 He goes by Curtis. 401 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:55,272 Now release him, or we teach this baby all the swears. 402 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:56,565 She's bluffing. 403 00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,360 Does this recording of the Canadian World Juniors hockey locker room 404 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,946 -sound like I'm bluffing? -Come on, guys. 405 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,869 Ooh, I'm using that. 406 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,996 It's a deal. Release Lumpy Curtis. 407 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,919 -You have made a wise decision, babies. 408 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:22,466 Thanks for ruining my presentation! 409 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,386 Gutso says that's our archnemesis. 410 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,679 Obviously. 411 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,433 We'll get them, Boss. Together. 412 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:35,353 Dez. Where you been, buddy? 413 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,564 On the road, man.