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-Hold all my call-- Whoa!
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I've got eyes on the launch site.
What's our countdown, Pip?
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T-minus-number, number, number--
I don't know how to count backwards.
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HQ to team.
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VP of Field Operations
Tina Templeton speaking.
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Co-VP.
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We're looking at blue skies
with a warm breeze.
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Should have a great crowd
for today's stroll.
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Let me hear those final check-ins.
Honey Badger?
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Vroom, vroom, vroom.
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I'll count that as present, Honey Badger.
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Tina, I don't wanna overstep.
Today's your mission. Great job so far.
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But wouldn't it be simpler
to just use our regular names?
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Yes. But the secret code names
are animals.
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-Golden Retriever?
-What do you need?
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Formula? Breath mint? Back adjustment?
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Your can-do attitude
and infectious positivity. Chameleon?
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Did we lose Dez?
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-Rustle, rustle.
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I am foliage.
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-Stress toy.
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Squeeze out your fears, boss.
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-Co-boss.
-Sorry. I am so sorry.
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I've never assisted two bosses.
I don't know what to call you!
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Don't overthink it, JJ.
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Tina and I are two professionals
sharing power
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with a mutual respect.
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Still need your check-in, Pufferfish.
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Come in, Pufferfish.
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-Here, Pufferfish, Pufferfish.
-I'm not answering to Pufferfish.
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Round? Adorable? Kind of prickly?
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Gets all swollen when mad?
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Present.
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Ready stations.
Baby Eaglet is leaving the nest.
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-That's it? This is what the hoopla--?
-Stand by for six seconds from now,
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when you thank me
for not letting you finish that sentence.
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And you are welcome.
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Ooh! Look at that.
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Oh, I just wanna eat it with a spoon!
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Aw!
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Aw!
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All that Baby Love.
You get this much every day?
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Pshh. That's not our goal for the morning.
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Welcome to the Five Percenter System.
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Code wet.
Do not let that mop get water-sagged.
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Pufferfish, deploy spikes.
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Uh, spikes?
I don't wanna tell you how to do your job.
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Yay! I don't want you
to do that either. Deploy spikes.
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-Can I get a better animal name?
-I gave you the best one.
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Fine.
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Hang on to your romper, Iggy.
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Whee!
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Code wet. Hung out to--
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Wow.
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Crowd's engaged, team.
Let's kill them with cuteness.
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Puff and pucker, go.
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-So beautiful.
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And chow for quacker.
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Is this part necessary?
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You gonna not feed
Lumpy the Park Duck?
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His face looks like loose taco meat.
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-Can you just trust that I know my job?
-Of course.
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-Playgroup's active. What are we thinking?
-Pat-a-Cake?
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Bake me a cake as fast as you can.
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Yeah. He was born with all of it.
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Aw!
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Spectacular work. Take some personal time.
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-Yay!
-Okay.
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-Rustle, rustle. Photosynthesis.
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We hit our love goal?
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Super almost.
We'll pick back up after playgroup.
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Why are we stopping?
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Playgroup runs on autopilot,
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and we have lives outside of our jobs.
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Why?!
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JJ, could you tell Boss Baby that we work
with these Five Percenters every day
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and are excellent at it?
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JJ, could you please teach Tina the ABC's?
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"Always be checking
to find unexplored avenues
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for increasing Baby Love."
It's basic management.
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Oh, please don't ask me to take sides.
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I'd be assisting one of you
and unassisting the other.
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And I'm sorry, my heart can't do that!
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-And we never should have asked you, JJ.
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-Fine. You want a turn running this show?
-No.
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I'd do an amazing job,
of course, but only if you think.
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You're up. You'd better give me
an amazing animal code name.
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Break's over.
I don't like the lighting in that spot.
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-To the picnic area.
-That's in the opposite--
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Initiate a daddy fetch
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and trust that I know my job,
Yappy Schnauzer.
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You probably meant that name
as an insult, but I love it.
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Whoopsie shoesie. Vroom, vroom, vroom...
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Five...
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four...
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three...
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two...
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And that's how it's done.
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-Yes! All right!
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Wind in the hair? Wow. Brilliant.
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Team effort, co-boss.
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Yeah, it was.
You earned your 10% credit for this win.
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Let's call it fifty-fifty.
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Why fifty-fifty
when I was in that chair 90% of the time?
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The last 10% is five times
as important as other parts.
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Did I see a scratch?
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-I can confirm a scratch.
-Take care of that dry scalp.
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Baby oil locked and loaded.
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-Look, I just came to say good job.
-Back at you.
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Sorry, I'm only able
to perform 10% of a fist bump.
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-What's wrong?
-Wonderlocks is scratching.
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What's the--?
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Head lice!
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-We take full responsibility.
-90%, 10%.
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Shh, shh, shh. Look at these cameras.
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Do you think they care about who did what,
how, wheretofore, whomst?
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No. All they care about is le performance.
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"Performance."
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Dialect coach.
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My sponsor's looking to expand
into French-speaking markets.
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Buttsnuggers Diapers, le très super bon.
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Ah-ah-ah. Très "super" bon.
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Thank you. No shame in having head lice.
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Gah-gah knows I've had my share
of disgusting body issues.
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But with Buttsnuggers Diapers, oh,
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you would never know.
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I've told you saying things
that way does not make it French.
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Here's the skinny-skin.
I'm always on. This company's always on.
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We need our Five Percenters
to be always on.
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Can't have Iggy missing his stroll
for a hair-bug quarantine,
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or Baby Corp will be left
sitting uncomfortably
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in our own doo-doo.
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Like a baby in a Buttsnuggers Diaper?
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No. That would be a pleasant experience.
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-On it.
-We'll take care of it.
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-"Rub shampoo vigorously into hair."
-Don't crowd.
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-I'm trying. There's not much room.
-Sorry, ma'am.
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I'm the biggest I could be.
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-Dez?
-No. Who's Dez?
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I'm a part of this landscape.
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-How we doing, Igs?
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Cute. Sort of.
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Yeah, really loses something
without the hairdo, huh?
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Come on, Iggy's pop, shampoo that kid
back to Five Percenter status stat.
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"Leave hair in shower cap
and repeat for three days."
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Three days?
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We can't be Iggy-less
for three whole days.
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-Baby Love would crater.
-Wow, really?
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Seems like a flaw
in the Five Percenter business strategy.
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You wanna help or criticize?
Your words can only do one of those.
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Ma'am, sir,
no idea why a potted tropical frond
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would know this,
but you should talk to Simmons in R&D.
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Heh. You better believe I have a solution.
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I've spent months dreaming up
a whole salon's worth of hair products
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-for baby Iggy.
-Why?
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It's not my fault
society trained us to overvalue celebrity.
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Quick-kill lice formula.
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Just lather it up, and in three minutes,
watch Iggy's head lice get massacred
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worse than--
No way to end that analogy tastefully.
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You're the best, Simmons.
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Not sure how you're gonna apply it.
Iggy's dad is incredibly devoted.
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Almost never takes his eyes off him,
even when Iggy's sleeping.
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It's society's fault I know this!
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We got anybody on the team who can occupy
a grown-up's time that long?
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But if aerodynamics
and ancient Australian hunters
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don't convince you
I should own this device,
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here's Yvette demonstrating
over 207 uses for the boomerang.
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In pantomime, obvs, because we don't
really have the 'rang yet.
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I don't know.
It can't be that unsafe, right?
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-I mean, yeah, it looks fine.
-We gotta be on the same page.
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-I guess.
-You can get a boomerang.
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-Yes!
-Up-bup-bup.
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But you have to buy it with your money.
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Naturally. I was thinking
you could pay me in advance
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for the home security services
I'd provide as a boomeranger.
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Thank you, but no.
You don't have to keep doing that.
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It's not for you anymore.
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There's allowance money
waiting for you to finish your chore list.
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I've been crazy busy
with schoolwork and soccer
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-and preparing a boomerang presentation.
-Psst!
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Okay. You know where to find us
when your chores are done.
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What? No. Ugh!
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-Excuse me, I'll be right back.
-Oh!
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Those will be our boomerang's first words.
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What's the prob--? Hey!
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-Field team mission.
-We'll brief you on the way.
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I can't do a mission. I've got chores.
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00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:06,374
Congratulations.
You wrote the most boring spy novel.
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-I need the money.
-If you help us, we could help you.
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00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,754
Oh. Really?
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00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,340
I'll put dishes away
just to end this conversation.
192
00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:17,426
Throw in trash takeout
and we just closed this deal.
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Demanding an unrelated concession
as a final closing condition.
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I've never been so proud.
195
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:28,687
Hello. I'm with the Future Nurses Club,
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gathering donations
for the children's clinic.
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Kid, you rang the right bell.
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I love children, charity and health care.
What do you need?
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00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:40,783
We always need diapers,
if you happen to have a baby.
200
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I do have a baby. Give me two shakes.
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-Shh.
-I know I have to keep quiet.
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00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,673
-You don't have to shush me.
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00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,928
-You hear something?
-Just me singing the Future Nurses anthem.
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00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,350
Nurses of the Future! Pshh!
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Wow, look at all those diapers. Thank you.
206
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,022
Wonder if you can help me
tick other stuff off my list.
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00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,358
-Whatever you need.
-Hmm. Let's see.
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00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:19,071
Toilet paper, paper towels,
moving boxes, file boxes, cereal box tops,
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tops as in toy, tops as in clothes...
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Now we sit for three minutes
and enjoy the screams of dying lice.
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00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,122
We know the lice are gone,
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00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,875
but how are you planning
to tell Iggy's dad it's clear
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for tomorrow's stroll?
214
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:36,714
-Okay. I'm just gonna take this one.
-I got it.
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00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:43,721
...canned fruits, canned vegetables,
canned air, air horns, bike horns,
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those party favors you swing around
that go...
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Psst! Hey.
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Just one moment, kind sir.
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-Dad needs to know that--
-Iggy's lice are gone.
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And I'm gonna need my room cleaned.
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-Fine.
-Deal.
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A passing medical professional reminded me
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I can get
another Future Nurses achievement
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if anyone in this house
has a contagious disease
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or parasitic infestation I could identify.
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00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,792
-My son has head lice.
-Let's identify that sucker.
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00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,130
Bad news for my Future Nurses achievement,
but good news for you and Iggy:
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Shampoo must have worked fast,
'cause those head lice are gone.
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00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,511
What? Hear that, Iggy?
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We get to take our walk tomorrow.
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Aw-- Whoa!
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So cute.
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All right, team.
Make them open up and say "aw."
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Freeze.
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00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:50,913
Advance to the important part.
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Zoom. Zoom. Zoom.
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-Zoom. Zoom.
-It doesn't zoom any closer.
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00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:04,051
Um, pretend it zoomed a billion times
and tell me what I'd be seeing.
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00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,930
The head lice are, uh, back, ma'am.
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Ah! Legend nails it first try.
241
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:14,853
And now we are again looking
at one of our cutest babies
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going into quarantine.
243
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,400
What happens
if we lose Iggy for three days?
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His dad's gonna shave his head.
245
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,446
Ugh. Spectacular worst case, Simmons.
246
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,283
Who else wants
to shout your nightmares? Don't be shy.
247
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,952
No, that's what's actually happening.
248
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,997
The lice keep coming,
and Papa Bear thinks the only way out
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is a clean shave once Iggy goes to sleep.
250
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,878
Oh! That hair is too pure for this world.
251
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,423
This company can't afford
to lose a Five Percenter.
252
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:45,634
You get over there
and get that baby lice-free.
253
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,013
-That's what we did yesterday--
-Yesterday's gone.
254
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,348
All we have is our now.
255
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,894
-Buttsnuggers.
-Better.
256
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,940
Should I hit up Simmons
for a batch of quick-kill lice formula?
257
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No.
258
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,907
Fight, fight, fight!
259
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,909
-No, what?
-Not what's happening.
260
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,037
Tina and I
are on the same leadership page.
261
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,830
We both know the same thing.
262
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,249
We're not gonna stop this
with lice treatment.
263
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,920
-If we wanna save Iggy's hair...
-We have to stop who's doing this.
264
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,048
You think someone
gave Iggy lice on purpose?
265
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,925
Two outbreaks in two days?
266
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,260
That's not coincidence. That's targeting.
267
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,263
Somebody's trying
to take out our Five Percenter.
268
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,932
-Lice Co.
-What?
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-Our new arch nemesis.
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00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,979
A secret corporation
of intelligent lice with one goal:
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total itchy apocalypse.
272
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,658
-I drew it while you were talking.
-No, the drawing isn't the point.
273
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,659
Lice Co?
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00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,329
It's like Baby Corp.
But they work to increase Lice Love.
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By giving babies lice?
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00:15:57,247 --> 00:16:00,960
I'm not saying it's a quality business.
Who do you think did it?
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00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,005
The obvious suspect, a jealous baby
from the Pat-a-Cake group.
278
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,424
-None of whom have lice.
-They're hiding it.
279
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,593
That's the diabolical genius of it.
280
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:13,013
We only have time to pursue one lead
before Iggy gets shaved.
281
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,306
We'll have to agree.
282
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,266
-All right, team.
-All right, team.
283
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,979
We are gonna shake down those Pat-a-Cakers
and find out which is licing Iggy.
284
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,939
We are going to recreate Iggy's stroll,
285
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:26,276
find out how he stumbled onto Lice Co's
secret HQ, and bust it wide open.
286
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:33,492
That's JJ paralyzed with indecision.
So how do we split up the team?
287
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:36,745
As the more ludicrous plan,
you'll need the most help.
288
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,373
I'm strolling.
All I need is a stroller.
289
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,876
Zinc-coated rear-wheel shocks
and snacks in all my pouches, ma'am.
290
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,922
Swank. So Pip can help
with your pointless interrogation.
291
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,093
-I don't respect boundaries.
-Come on, Pip, clock's ticking.
292
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,596
Okay, Dez, let's go get lice.
293
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,725
I'm a push stroller, ma'am.
Don't ask me to be what I'm not.
294
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,769
Hey, Tabitha. Pushies?
295
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,687
Depends.
296
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,065
I'll do the windows.
297
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,781
Pat-a-Cakers, huh?
298
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,908
Sure that's your only game?
299
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:19,163
I hear one of you has been playing
Itch Bug Peekaboo on the side.
300
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:24,835
So you wanna tell me who's carrying,
or do I let him find out?
301
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,176
Keep your eyes peeled.
302
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:35,429
Lice Co's HQ
has to be on Iggy's stroll path.
303
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,973
If it looks itchy, gross or nefarious--
304
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,059
Ooh, nasty hats. Gimme.
305
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,187
Not itching. Go.
306
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,564
Weird old guy with too many cats.
307
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:52,321
Whoa, princess.
My fur babies don't go in for horseplay.
308
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,533
-What are you doing?
-Tina. Sorry. She has a friendly head.
309
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,244
Promising, but no Lice Co-- Tree!
310
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,414
Darn. No lice.
311
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,791
Lots of chewed gum.
312
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,668
Is this what
all Baby Corp field missions are like?
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00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,212
Yes.
314
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,631
Is it you, Shifty Eyes?
315
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:14,635
How about you?
The sensation must be unbearable.
316
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:18,430
Bloodsucking parasites
set up a cabana in that corn silk,
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00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,266
crawling all over your scalp.
318
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,227
Skit, skit, skit.
319
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,395
Ooh, you're dying for one scratch--
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00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,939
-Not you, Pip!
321
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,233
You painted a picture with words.
322
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,569
-Hmm. None of them are itching.
-I can see that.
323
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,824
Yo, Boss Baby. You seen any flowerbeds
I could rub my head around in?
324
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:41,203
What's up? No sign of the elusive-
because-it-doesn't-exist Lice Co?
325
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,288
This close. How's the interrogation?
326
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:47,209
-Uh, perfect.
-Even though nobody's talked at all.
327
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,964
It's obvious what you're doing wrong.
But it's okay. I can fix it.
328
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,382
Great. Yes, please.
329
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:57,678
I said, I can, but I sort of already
made a deal with Tina.
330
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,222
-I'll beat her price. Double it.
-No.
331
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,517
A ten-pounder?
Hold on to it, Pam. I'll be right there.
332
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,395
-Uh, ma'am.
-We sell seashells by the seashore.
333
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,691
-It's a team business and has always been.
-Come on. I'm your favorite.
334
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:13,485
Uh-uh. I love you equally.
335
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,447
Which is less than I love the idea
of boomerang ownership.
336
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,825
Wash the windows and dust the blinds.
337
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:20,909
-Deal.
-Hey!
338
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,328
Love you, Tina. We'll boomerang later.
339
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,540
Guess it's just you
and me now, Dez.
340
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,167
Dez? Dez?
341
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,879
-Dez? Dez?
342
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,964
Hi, Lumpy the Park Duck.
343
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:36,800
-I forgot to feed-- [yelps
344
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,021
This is the expertise I'm paying for?
345
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,735
Peekaboo.
346
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,782
You just needed
that big-sister playtime vibe.
347
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,535
Now that they trust me,
they're putty in my hands.
348
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,370
So talk, putty.
349
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:09,208
Tell big fun Tabitha
which of you gave Iggy a lice head.
350
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,710
-Or just scratch already!
-Hi there.
351
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,339
-Don't think we've met.
-Oh, hey.
352
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,050
Hope it's okay
my brother and his friend play here.
353
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,220
Their play group was canceled
'cause of a lice outbreak.
354
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,679
-Lice?
-Oh, no!
355
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,806
-Lice?
-Lice!
356
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,933
Lice!
357
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:26,850
Lice!
358
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,648
There are so many bones in the human foot.
359
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,985
I never know the right words,
so I just try things.
360
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,154
Marshmallow.
361
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,074
That mass panic was genuine.
362
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,618
I don't believe those babies have lice.
363
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,370
-Tina!
364
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,750
-Tina, are you okay?
-It's my own fault.
365
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,502
Poor birdie's just hungry.
366
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,838
Ugh. You always feed Lumpy the Park Duck.
367
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,467
I fed the duck, ma'am.
I'm a stroller. I have snacks.
368
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,469
Wait, then why the attack?
369
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,305
Hmm. That is a very good question.
370
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,225
Tina, is that
just ponder scratching or...?
371
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,768
I finally got lice!
372
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,853
-Ew. Warn me next time.
-Ew.
373
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:16,108
The duck is the source.
You weren't attacked for not feeding him.
374
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,443
You were attacked
for getting close to the truth.
375
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,821
Yes! The duck works for Lice Co!
376
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:22,948
No, that's ridiculous.
377
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,993
He's operating some sort
of Duck Love organization.
378
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,120
-Who loves ducks?
-Who loves lice?
379
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,080
-Duck chase!
380
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,640
Might I be of assistance?
381
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,642
-Great work, JJ.
382
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:55,147
Dez has lice shampoo in his storage pouch.
Hurry, we'll hold Lumpy.
383
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,983
-Seriously?
-We're doing this now?
384
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,986
I wanna 'rang something.
Can you water plants?
385
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,779
-Fine! Get the duck!
-Okay!
386
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,459
No, no, no, wait!
387
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,003
Hallelujah!
388
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,630
-You're sure?
-Sir, I'm a future nurse.
389
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,175
I know when a lice crisis
has been contained.
390
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:26,553
-You and your baby are free to stroll.
-How can I ever repay you?
391
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,722
No need, sir. I have my reward.
392
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,808
Hey. Throw it to me.
393
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,977
I'm trying. It just comes back.
394
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,899
Who gives toilet work to a baby?
We don't even use them.
395
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:41,693
Yeah, we gotta keep an eye on that kid.