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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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(lights buzzing softly)

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(TV playing quietly)

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- (sighs)
- (watch ticking)

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Another glass of...

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...rosé?

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No.
The hour is long past.

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Check.

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Check!

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(traffic rumbling in distance)

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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The case, Santos.

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My case. Stand back!

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Do not advance!

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The case, Santos.

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Halt! Evildoer.

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The case, Santos.

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Not on your life, waiter.

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(gasps)

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- (lid clatters)
- (cat yowls)

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(tires squealing)

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SANTOS:
Oh, God.

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(car door closes)

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(gasps, screams)

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(choking)

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(groaning)

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(gasps, yells)

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(gurgles, spits)

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(Santos gasps, yells)

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(muffled groaning)

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Go.

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- (tires squealing)
- (screaming)

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(screaming continues)

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(gasping, moaning)

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- Oh, Jamie!
- (phone ringing)

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SUKIE (recorded): <i>Neither Sukie
nor Jamie are here right now.</i>

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<i>Leave a message.</i>

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- (beeps)
- MARIAN (on phone): <i>Hey, Jamie.</i>

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- <i>Are you there?</i>
- (Carla gasping)

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MARIAN: <i>Just wondering,
are you and Sukie</i>

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- <i>going to shot night tonight?</i>
- CARLA: Oh, my God!

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MARIAN: <i>I don't want to be
stuck there not knowing anyone.</i>

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<i>Maybe Carla's going.</i>

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<i>Do you know if Carla's going?</i>

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Are you going?

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(grunting)

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<i>MARIAN: Anyway,
call me if you would.</i>

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Come on, back to mama.

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MARIAN: <i>Hope you and Sukie
are doing well.</i>

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<i>Miss you, friend. It's Marian.</i>

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Hey. Marian.

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Hi, Bart.

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Say, what are you doing
tomorrow night?

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There's a Phish concert.

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What?

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Phish concert.

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Great jam band,
at the Civic Center.

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Yeah, oh, I...

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P-H.

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I know how to spell Phish.

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Y-Yeah, of course.
I didn't mean to...

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- Y-You know, I just meant...
- Sorry, I have an engagement.

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Okay. Bummer. (chuckles)

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Didn't mean to, you know...

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That's fine.

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Anyhoo, what about...

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Please don't use
that expression.

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- What expression?
-"Anyhoo."

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(laughs):
It's not an expression.

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What is it?

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A word.

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Please don't use that word.

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Okay. You-you free Wednesday?

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Plus, it's not even a word.
Not really.

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Okay, sure.
Free for dinner Wednesday?

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There's a new place
near me, Montana's.

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It's very good.

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Yeah, the food is trendy,
but it's super gourmet.

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No, I have an engagement
Wednesday.

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Okay. Huh. Wednesday, too.

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People don't usually
call them "engagements."

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Do I tell you how to speak?

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Yes.

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The fact remains.

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The engagement.

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That's right.

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- (siren wailing in distance)
- (panting)

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- (Carla moans)
- (grunts)

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(gasping, shuddering)

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(giggles)

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(moaning)

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(phone ringing)

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Oh, my.

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Oh, my God. Oh!

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My God!

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(breathing heavily)

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(phone continues ringing)

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(grunting)

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SUKIE (recorded): <i>Neither Sukie
nor Jamie are here right now.</i>

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- <i>Leave a message.</i>
- (machine beeps)

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JAMIE: Jesus, Marian,
don't call me during sex.

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Yes, I am going tonight.

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SUKIE: <i>During sex?</i>

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(Carla moaning, panting)

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- Hi, Sukie.
- SUKIE: <i>Wow.</i>

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(busy signal)

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- Who? Here?
- SUKIE: <i>Yes, there.</i>

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Oh, no one's here, babe.

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- I was just masturbating.
- SUKIE: <i>Uh-huh.</i>

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Me... me time.

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(Carla yells, pants)

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Let me turn the video down.

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- (electrical buzzing)
- (cat meows)

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- (dance music playing)
- (lively chatter)

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CARLA: No.

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- MARIAN: What?
- No.

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No what, Carla?

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You're not wearing that.

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- I just came from work.
- I came from Toledo.

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I don't dress like it.

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- Is Jamie here?
- Okay, look.

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Keep the coat on.
Take the shirt off underneath.

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And flaunt my breasts?

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I'm not here to peddle my wares.

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Why else would you be here?

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To socialize.

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- (feedback squeals)
- DJ: Hello, girls.

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(cheering)

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All I hear lately is "Y2K, Y2K."

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But Jamie Dobbs
is here to say...

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Why not 2K?

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(cheering)

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New millennium, bring it on.

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(cheering)

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Oh, yeah. It's the last
body shot competition of 1999

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here at Sugar 'n Spice,

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and Jamie is
last month's winner,

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so we are gonna salt you up.

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(cheering)

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Show us where
the first lick goes, babe.

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(sighs) So, first lick...

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Here.

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(cheering)

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God, look at that slut.

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Oh. Hi, Sukie.

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SUKIE: Don't put that woman

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in front of a crowd
with a microphone.

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- JAMIE: And then second lick...
- Well, she likes to entertain.

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WOMAN: Ooh!
Take it off! Take it off!

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(cheering, excited shouting)

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Here.

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(cheering)

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And then she gets
this reinforcement.

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- JAMIE: And then third lick...
- Do you know who she's fucking?

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I don't know that
she's seeing anyone.

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She's seeing you, of course.

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WOMAN: Can I have your shirt?

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Here.

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(cheering)

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She's a free spirit.

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- I admire her.
- (scoffs)

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Free.
Yeah, that's the problem.

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Put a meter on her pussy,
we could all retire!

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That's not fair, Sukie.

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And a lime wedge... right here!

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(cheering)

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Pull that out!

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That is not a public receptacle!

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- Somebody's gonna get hit.
- JAMIE: Oh. Hi, Sukie.

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- (punch lands, body thuds)
- (crowd gasping)

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JAMIE:
I've had it with love.

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I know bards and troubadours
are high on it,

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but I don't believe
it's relevant to the modern

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20th-- soon-to-be 21st--
century lesbian.

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Here are some carrots.
Those peas are thawed.

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- This right here is
what it gets you.
- Mm-hmm.

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So I've hatched a plan,
my friend.

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If you'll come help me

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move my shit
out of Sukie's tomorrow...

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I'm not getting
in the middle of that.

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I have my own problems.

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What problems?

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Internal.

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- Internal?
- Yes.

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I don't know
how else to put it.

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Problems with
what I feel internally.

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How can you have
internal problems?

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You got your ass all bricked up.

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I'm not certain, honey darling,
that you have ever

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reached deep inside any orifice
to scoop out your soul

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and fling it shamelessly
at a fellow human being

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and humiliate yourself
and grovel and weep

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and feel your ego
completely disintegrate,

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otherwise known as
the glory of love.

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Please don't eat those peas.

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Now, my plan is:
you come help me pack,

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- and then we two...
- I can't. I'm leaving town.

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What? I am, too.
That was my plan.

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Where are you going?

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Tallahassee, Florida.

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Why would anybody go
to Tallahassee, Florida?

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My Aunt Ellis lives there.

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Can't she move?

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Tallahassee is very nice.

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It's not glitzy and gross
like Miami.

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It has live oak
and Spanish moss.

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Me and Aunt Ellis go to
the St. Marks Wildlife Preserve.

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There's good birding.

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Birding?

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How have I missed out on this?

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It's very pleasant.

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So you just came up with this
wild hair in your ass to bird.

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I've been unhappy,

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and I'm starting to snap
at people at work,

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and it's not fair to them.

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I'm only impatient with myself.

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Well, we can fix that.

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We'll have you running right
in no time.

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That's why we take
this trip together, honey babe.

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We get our shit together, together.

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See, I was gonna take
some time off,

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get a drive-away,
just go potluck anywhere.

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Now you can come with me,

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and we can go to Tallahassee
and bird.

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What's a drive-away?

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Free one-way rental.

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You deliver the car
to wherever some client

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of the drive-away company
wants it,

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if they got one going
near your destination.

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I don't know
if you'll like Aunt Ellis.

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Are you kidding? A birder?

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I'll wear
my great big old straw hat,

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and she is going to
L-O-V-E love me.

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You know how
parents and such love me.

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They think I got charisma.

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"Oh, Marian,
who's your loquacious friend?

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"I just love that
chatty little girl.

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Isn't she something?"

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I'm not sure.

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Don't go finding a problem here.

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This is going to be
F-U-N-N fun, girl.

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Just come help me move my stuff
out of Sukie's tomorrow.

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Don't worry,
she's not even gonna be there.

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SUKIE: <i>Oh, God!</i>

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- (sobbing): Take it! Oh, God!
- (power drill whirring)

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Sukie, don't.
What are you doing?

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- I don't want it anymore.
- (dog barking)

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(hushed): You said
she wouldn't be here.

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Sukie, I'm just taking
my own stuff.

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That was a gift.

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I wanted you to have it.

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I don't want it if we're not
going to both use it!

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Sukie, it's your wall dildo.

257
00:11:29,962 --> 00:11:31,524
No, no, no, no.

258
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,295
And take Alice, too.

259
00:11:33,295 --> 00:11:34,967
I never liked her.

260
00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:36,661
And she won't stop barking!

261
00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:39,103
How can I take the dog, Sukie?
I don't have a home.

262
00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:40,599
Remember, you kicked me out?

263
00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:41,732
(continues sobbing)

264
00:11:41,732 --> 00:11:44,636
Take Alice. Take the wall dildo.

265
00:11:44,636 --> 00:11:46,781
It's your dildo,
Susanne.

266
00:11:46,781 --> 00:11:49,674
(Alice barks, growls)

267
00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,181
Curlie's Drive-Away,

268
00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:53,249
Pennsylvania's most trusted
name in car delivery.

269
00:11:53,249 --> 00:11:54,613
Curlie speaking.

270
00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:55,955
MAN (on phone): <i>Okay,
it's going to Tallahassee.</i>

271
00:11:55,955 --> 00:11:57,682
Uh-huh. Tallahassee, Florida.

272
00:11:57,682 --> 00:11:59,552
<i>Yeah, you have something
to write this down?</i>

273
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,753
Yes, I'm writing it down.
<i>- To 14 Tinywick Road.</i>

274
00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:03,831
Right.
<i>- Tallahassee.</i>

275
00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:04,997
Sure.
<i>- You got it?</i>

276
00:12:04,997 --> 00:12:06,625
- Right. Got it.
- Can you help us?

277
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,935
<i>And it's got to be there
by end of day tomorrow.</i>

278
00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:10,728
By tomorrow.
<i>- No later.</i>

279
00:12:10,728 --> 00:12:12,235
Uh-huh.
<i>- Okay.</i>

280
00:12:12,235 --> 00:12:14,336
Okay.
<i>- Over and out.</i>

281
00:12:15,438 --> 00:12:18,241
Can you help us?
We need a drive-away.

282
00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:21,310
$250 deposit and a reference.

283
00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:22,707
A reference?

284
00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:24,544
Somebody local
I can break his balls

285
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,744
if you don't show up
where you're supposed to.

286
00:12:26,744 --> 00:12:28,449
His balls.

287
00:12:28,449 --> 00:12:31,287
Can the reference
be a woman?
We don't know a lot of men.

288
00:12:32,323 --> 00:12:33,487
No kidding.

289
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:36,160
- Where do you want to go?
- Tallahassee.

290
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,130
Tallahassee?

291
00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:41,429
What's wrong with Tallahassee?
It's very nice.

292
00:12:41,429 --> 00:12:43,101
There's Spanish moss
and live oak.

293
00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:44,234
I think Curlie here...

294
00:12:44,234 --> 00:12:45,972
Don't call me Curlie.

295
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,909
Isn't your name Curlie?

296
00:12:48,909 --> 00:12:50,075
My name is Curlie.

297
00:12:50,075 --> 00:12:51,879
We just met. It's too familiar.

298
00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,947
Have you ever been
to Tallahassee?

299
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,245
No, I got good sense.

300
00:12:55,245 --> 00:12:58,017
- Your car is a Dodge Aries.
- Oh.

301
00:12:58,017 --> 00:13:00,547
Okay. Is that a good car?

302
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,120
Not really.

303
00:13:04,223 --> 00:13:05,750
You sell those shirts?

304
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,785
JAMIE: There's also a place
here in Wilmington--

305
00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:09,754
fantastic dyke bar,
the Butter Churn.

306
00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,965
And this place,
Levi's Barbecue in Charleston.

307
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,824
Memphis-style barbecue,
really good.

308
00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:15,034
Everyone goes
to Charlie Vergos',

309
00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,332
- but it's just...
- Jamie.

310
00:13:16,332 --> 00:13:17,498
It's a straight shot
to Tallahassee.

311
00:13:17,498 --> 00:13:18,763
Down and across.

312
00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:20,270
Right here's the world's
largest Dixie cup

313
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:21,832
outside of Mitchell, Georgia.

314
00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:23,570
MARIAN:
Direct route, down and across.

315
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,243
We don't need to see
the world's largest Dixie cup.

316
00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:29,048
We don't need to enjoy life,
but as long as we're here...

317
00:13:29,048 --> 00:13:31,413
The world's largest Dixie cup
is not life.

318
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,921
It's a straight shot on
the interstate, down and across.

319
00:13:33,921 --> 00:13:35,351
The interstate is not life.

320
00:13:35,351 --> 00:13:37,287
It is, more than
the world's largest Dixie cup.

321
00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,223
You're the one
that wanted to go birding.
That's nature.

322
00:13:39,223 --> 00:13:40,587
What's a dyke bar?
That's not nature?

323
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,589
Even a Dixie cup,
you could make an argument.

324
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,063
He said it was a rush job.

325
00:13:44,063 --> 00:13:45,196
We're supposed to have
the car there tomorrow.

326
00:13:45,196 --> 00:13:46,560
Tomorrow can wait a day.

327
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,067
We could even go to Miami.

328
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,332
Bikinis and high heels.

329
00:13:49,332 --> 00:13:51,400
(engine revs, tires squeal)

330
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,072
A medical doctor?

331
00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:54,667
Or a reverend?

332
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,836
Yeah, no, we don't have
a discount for men of God, no.

333
00:13:58,836 --> 00:14:01,014
No, not for medical doctors, either.

334
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,708
Make up your mind--
which are you?

335
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,513
It doesn't matter.
We have no discounts.

336
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:08,956
Our everyday low prices
are already rock bottom.

337
00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:11,321
Thank you for calling Curlie's.

338
00:14:13,028 --> 00:14:14,962
Welcome to Curlie's Drive-Away.

339
00:14:14,962 --> 00:14:18,526
Well, we're here.

340
00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:21,067
Okay. Who are you?

341
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,697
- The car.
- The car?

342
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,369
The Dodge Aries.

343
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,635
The Dodge Aries?

344
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,977
What are you, a mynah bird?

345
00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:31,143
I'm Curlie.

346
00:14:31,143 --> 00:14:33,013
I understand that.

347
00:14:33,013 --> 00:14:34,674
You're not the Dodge.

348
00:14:35,545 --> 00:14:38,744
What do you mean,
we're not the Dodge?

349
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,647
♪ ♪

350
00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:45,058
(doors open and close)

351
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,621
(engine starts, tires squeal)

352
00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:50,756
What's the big deal?
The car isn't ours.

353
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:53,297
But it's art, and the car
is ours till Tallahassee.

354
00:14:53,297 --> 00:14:56,531
And once we get to Tallahassee,
it stops being art
and starts being vandalism.

355
00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:58,731
Fuckety-fuck's sake, Marian,
it'll come off with a little

356
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,370
- soap and water.
- It won't.

357
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:02,339
- Won't what?
- Come off with soap and water.

358
00:15:02,339 --> 00:15:04,803
- Well, how do you know?
- I tried.

359
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,871
Marian, it's art.

360
00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:08,213
Stop saying it's art.

361
00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:09,874
That doesn't end all discussion.

362
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,084
We're gonna be driving through

363
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,152
some conservative towns--
the South.

364
00:15:13,152 --> 00:15:14,945
- The Bible Belt.
- Mm, don't I know it.

365
00:15:14,945 --> 00:15:16,914
Honey, I grew up
where the Bible Belt

366
00:15:16,914 --> 00:15:18,685
meets the ass crack
of the Pecos River.

367
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,951
Fort Worth is nowhere near
the "Pay-cos" River.

368
00:15:20,951 --> 00:15:23,393
That's "Peck-us,"
honey darling.

369
00:15:23,393 --> 00:15:26,000
And the car art is just a part
of my larger undertaking.

370
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,232
My project.

371
00:15:27,232 --> 00:15:29,267
What's your project?

372
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:32,974
Loosening you up so we can
get you laid, sugar sweet.

373
00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:35,372
How long's it been?

374
00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:39,145
Weeks?

375
00:15:41,116 --> 00:15:42,346
Months?

376
00:15:43,646 --> 00:15:44,612
Oh, my God, Marian.

377
00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,977
Don't tell me it's been years.

378
00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:48,913
H-How many years? Who was it?

379
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,256
You've had sex since
what's-her-name, haven't you?

380
00:15:51,819 --> 00:15:52,851
Donna.

381
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,358
Yeah, Donna.

382
00:15:57,462 --> 00:15:59,099
Oh, my God.

383
00:15:59,596 --> 00:16:01,761
Oh, my God. Donna?

384
00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:04,929
(sighs)
She work for Al Gore now?

385
00:16:04,929 --> 00:16:06,304
Nader.

386
00:16:06,304 --> 00:16:08,636
That's right.
She just looks like Al Gore.

387
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,375
CURLIE:
Wait a minute.

388
00:16:12,279 --> 00:16:15,313
You said people of yours
would come in for it.

389
00:16:17,548 --> 00:16:18,976
Yes, I did.

390
00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:22,320
You call with a drop-off
in Tallahassee,

391
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,816
and then these broads come in

392
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,291
and say they're ready
to go to Tallahassee.

393
00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:28,326
You gave them the car.

394
00:16:28,326 --> 00:16:30,130
You don't know who they were?

395
00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:31,824
CURLIE:
I told you their names.

396
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,265
Their names, yes, but...

397
00:16:33,265 --> 00:16:35,102
This place is a dump.

398
00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:37,203
They drive the car
instead of you.

399
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:38,369
Is that bad?

400
00:16:38,369 --> 00:16:39,931
Bad if they find the goods.

401
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:42,406
This place is a pigsty.
Why don't you get a girl in?

402
00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:44,001
CURLIE:
I like clutter.

403
00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:45,343
They didn't have
a cellular phone?

404
00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:46,575
Sterile doesn't work for me.

405
00:16:46,575 --> 00:16:48,247
He asked you a question,
dick-yank.

406
00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:49,809
- Dick-yank?
- CHIEF: Flint.

407
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,041
I'm a dick-yank?

408
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,449
Don't antagonize.

409
00:16:52,449 --> 00:16:54,044
It's like talking
to a bucket of wet cement.

410
00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:55,980
You wouldn't know wet cement
if it bit you in the ass.

411
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,586
And you would?

412
00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:59,951
So, there's no way
to get in contact with them?

413
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:01,623
(footsteps approaching)

414
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:02,822
Not per se.

415
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,296
"Per se"?!

416
00:17:04,296 --> 00:17:06,760
They left a local number.

417
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,895
Everybody's got to leave
a local number.

418
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,666
Someone whose balls I can break.

419
00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,173
(grunts)

420
00:17:13,173 --> 00:17:15,901
(groaning)

421
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,079
Now you've gone and done it.

422
00:17:19,742 --> 00:17:22,116
(grunting)

423
00:17:22,116 --> 00:17:26,043
Susanne Shinkleman,
2431 North Garnet.

424
00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:28,848
- (thumping)
- (grunting and groaning)

425
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,554
You better hope your friends
deliver that car.

426
00:17:33,195 --> 00:17:34,326
Tomorrow.

427
00:17:34,326 --> 00:17:36,592
(grunting and groaning continue)

428
00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:39,232
(sighs) This is great.

429
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,597
This is so slutty.
I love this.

430
00:17:41,597 --> 00:17:44,303
- Hope they have postcards.
- Uh, Jamie?

431
00:17:44,303 --> 00:17:46,206
All right,
let's put on our war paint.

432
00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:47,405
The Butter Churn awaits.

433
00:17:47,405 --> 00:17:48,802
Jamie,
I think I'd prefer to...

434
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,771
No. No, don't even.

435
00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:52,036
You come with me.

436
00:17:52,036 --> 00:17:53,807
I'll show you how this is done.

437
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,944
(chatter in foreign language,
audience laughter over TV)

438
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,617
(door opens, closes)

439
00:18:02,488 --> 00:18:04,752
Hiya. Do you know
where the Butter Churn is?

440
00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:06,358
It's a dyke bar.

441
00:18:07,262 --> 00:18:09,592
Or do you have, like,
a <i>Time Out Wilmington?</i>

442
00:18:09,592 --> 00:18:12,529
I mean, is there one with,
uh, gay/lesbian listings?

443
00:18:12,529 --> 00:18:14,531
You wouldn't have one,
but do you know

444
00:18:14,531 --> 00:18:17,666
if there's a newsstand
or a lesbian bookstore?

445
00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:20,669
You know, Sapphic Wonders,
something like that?

446
00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:26,345
Hello?

447
00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:29,678
(engine idling)

448
00:18:29,678 --> 00:18:31,878
- (engine shuts off)
- (muffled music playing inside)

449
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,550
JAMIE: Confidence.

450
00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:36,113
You got to show that you're
comfortable with the physical.

451
00:18:36,113 --> 00:18:38,489
This isn't like meeting somebody
at a NOW convention,

452
00:18:38,489 --> 00:18:40,458
where you talk about
dismantling the patriarchy.

453
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,196
Jamie, I have done this before.

454
00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:43,791
It's just like this.

455
00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:45,298
One message.

456
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,861
You dig the female body.

457
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,203
Your body.

458
00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:51,238
You're like this.

459
00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:54,032
Not like this.

460
00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:57,101
"Let's dismantle
the patriarchy."

461
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:58,168
I have done this before.

462
00:18:58,168 --> 00:18:59,576
I am not a schoolmarm.

463
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:01,138
You fuck people
that work for Ralph Nader.

464
00:19:01,138 --> 00:19:03,074
- Not only.
- Only in the last four years.

465
00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:04,779
Three years.

466
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,617
(hushed):
And four months and 14 days.

467
00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:09,652
("Peanut Butter"
by The Liverbirds playing)

468
00:19:09,652 --> 00:19:12,523
<i>♪ Peanut, peanut butter ♪</i>

469
00:19:12,523 --> 00:19:14,085
Okay.

470
00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:15,427
<i>♪ Yeah, it tasted real good,
but it stuck to my teeth... ♪</i>

471
00:19:15,427 --> 00:19:17,088
You feeling your body?

472
00:19:17,088 --> 00:19:18,925
Very much so.

473
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,531
Okay.

474
00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:23,501
Who looks good to you?

475
00:19:24,306 --> 00:19:26,801
<i>♪ Peanut, peanut butter... ♪</i>

476
00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:28,308
They all look fine.

477
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,409
Fine?

478
00:19:30,409 --> 00:19:31,707
Like, "You'll do"?

479
00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:33,577
"Please, please
come home with me, baby.

480
00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:35,040
"You seem totally okay.

481
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,745
Are there any other mediocre
ones like you at home?"

482
00:19:36,745 --> 00:19:38,384
I didn't say
they all looked mediocre.

483
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:39,748
I said they all looked fine.

484
00:19:39,748 --> 00:19:42,520
Yeah, but not in
the sense of "super fine."

485
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:45,358
In the sense of
"fine, whatever."

486
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,261
Why are you jousting with me?

487
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,659
I'm not jousting.

488
00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:50,891
I'm asking which of these women

489
00:19:50,891 --> 00:19:52,629
you want to throw up
against the wall

490
00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:54,191
and fuck like
there's no tomorrow.

491
00:19:54,191 --> 00:19:56,435
Look, Jamie, I'm not a
"throw up against the wall

492
00:19:56,435 --> 00:19:58,305
and fuck the daylights out of"
kind of person.

493
00:19:58,305 --> 00:19:59,801
Stop trying to make me
something I'm not.

494
00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:02,067
I'm just trying to
get you laid, sugar sweet.

495
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,233
They sense it,

496
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:04,575
whether you want to fuck them

497
00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:06,038
or you think they're just fine.

498
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,512
I have to be me.

499
00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:09,547
It has to be done
with authenticity.

500
00:20:09,547 --> 00:20:11,549
- You mean with authority.
- I mean with authenticity.

501
00:20:11,549 --> 00:20:14,244
Authenticity gets you somebody
that works for Ralph Nader.

502
00:20:14,244 --> 00:20:15,751
You don't know
what our life was like.

503
00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:17,489
You know nothing
about its worth.

504
00:20:17,489 --> 00:20:18,919
Then why didn't
the two of you move

505
00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:20,921
to Santa Fe and synchronize
your menstrual cycles?

506
00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:22,087
That didn't happen.

507
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,188
That's why you're here
in a dyke bar

508
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:25,530
looking for cheap, sleazy sex.

509
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:26,927
No, I'm not.

510
00:20:27,864 --> 00:20:28,863
This is not me.

511
00:20:28,863 --> 00:20:29,996
You're right.
I can't do this.

512
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,899
No, Marian.

513
00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:35,771
I'm sorry, honey girl.
I-I'm saying you can do this.

514
00:20:35,771 --> 00:20:37,377
You can do this.

515
00:20:37,377 --> 00:20:39,313
You can be cheap.
I promise, honey girl.

516
00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:40,611
Your best self.

517
00:20:40,611 --> 00:20:41,876
Jamie, I know
you're well-intentioned,

518
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,581
but this really isn't
right for me.

519
00:20:43,581 --> 00:20:46,518
You should stay and enjoy
your night on the town.

520
00:20:47,554 --> 00:20:49,884
<i>♪ Yeah, come on,
open up that jar... ♪</i>

521
00:20:49,884 --> 00:20:51,182
"On the town"?

522
00:20:51,182 --> 00:20:53,085
<i>♪ Put it on that cracker ♪</i>

523
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,593
- <i>♪ Peanut, peanut butter ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Tastes real fine... ♪</i>

524
00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:02,699
- (footsteps)
- JAMIE (outside): Here we go.

525
00:21:02,699 --> 00:21:04,261
- Right here. Look.
- (woman laughing)

526
00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:05,603
- Hold it. Better.
- (key jingling)

527
00:21:05,603 --> 00:21:07,770
- Great. Turn.
- (doorknob jiggling)

528
00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:09,167
(laughing)

529
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,641
Oh.

530
00:21:12,414 --> 00:21:13,809
Hello.

531
00:21:14,845 --> 00:21:16,317
Good evening.

532
00:21:18,112 --> 00:21:19,782
I'm Amber.

533
00:21:19,782 --> 00:21:21,586
Marian.

534
00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:25,590
What you reading?

535
00:21:26,692 --> 00:21:29,253
<i>Europeans</i> by Henry James.

536
00:21:29,253 --> 00:21:31,893
Wow. Thick one.

537
00:21:34,128 --> 00:21:35,831
Hello, Marian.

538
00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:38,438
Hello.

539
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,871
So, is this gonna be
a threesome?

540
00:21:42,871 --> 00:21:43,905
No.

541
00:21:43,905 --> 00:21:45,874
No, no.

542
00:21:45,874 --> 00:21:48,107
- No.
- Oh. Okay.

543
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,549
(chuckling): Rats.

544
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,178
(smacks lips)

545
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,751
Well...

546
00:21:56,084 --> 00:21:57,589
I'll just...

547
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,430
- (patting)
- (chuckling)

548
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:05,696
(upbeat music playing over TV)

549
00:22:09,603 --> 00:22:12,329
(wheezing softly)

550
00:22:12,329 --> 00:22:14,606
♪ ♪

551
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:23,208
(thunder crashes)

552
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,485
♪ ♪

553
00:22:30,492 --> 00:22:32,558
(thunder crashes)

554
00:22:42,999 --> 00:22:45,032
♪ ♪

555
00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:09,463
♪ ♪

556
00:23:13,931 --> 00:23:17,031
("Eau d'Bedroom Dancing"
by Le Tigre playing)

557
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,545
How was it?

558
00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:28,207
Bouncy.

559
00:23:32,147 --> 00:23:33,751
How's your book?

560
00:23:34,589 --> 00:23:35,885
Good.

561
00:23:35,885 --> 00:23:38,085
It's about two free spirits

562
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:40,054
who visit a repressed family
in New England.

563
00:23:40,054 --> 00:23:43,860
Uh, hello. They are all
repressed in New England.

564
00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:46,423
That is why we are going
the other way.

565
00:23:46,423 --> 00:23:47,831
Although there was
this one chick

566
00:23:47,831 --> 00:23:49,503
I screwed once
from New Hampshire.

567
00:23:49,503 --> 00:23:51,164
Uh, she got her tongue
so far in me,

568
00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:53,331
I swore it was gonna
wriggle out my asshole.

569
00:23:53,331 --> 00:23:54,904
No, I'm not kidding.

570
00:23:54,904 --> 00:23:56,807
They say that there's
advanced yoga people

571
00:23:56,807 --> 00:23:58,545
in India supposedly
who can do that.

572
00:23:58,545 --> 00:24:00,547
Black belts in cunnilingus.

573
00:24:00,547 --> 00:24:02,912
They can even
cunniling themselves.

574
00:24:02,912 --> 00:24:05,211
They got pictures of it
in, like, medical texts.

575
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,520
You got to ask the librarian.

576
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,478
They don't keep 'em
in the stacks.

577
00:24:08,478 --> 00:24:10,117
Who wrote your book?

578
00:24:11,054 --> 00:24:13,659
Henry James...

579
00:24:13,659 --> 00:24:15,892
American writer.

580
00:24:15,892 --> 00:24:18,059
Famous family. His brother, too.

581
00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:19,126
Rick?

582
00:24:20,096 --> 00:24:21,601
No, I'm kidding.

583
00:24:21,601 --> 00:24:23,460
I know who Henry James is.

584
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:25,000
White and uptight.

585
00:24:25,904 --> 00:24:29,301
They had us read
<i>Portrait of a Lady</i> in school.

586
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,171
Boy, that was a great read.

587
00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:34,174
Like somebody dragging day-old
spaghetti across my tits.

588
00:24:34,174 --> 00:24:36,979
(chuckles)
That's a very apt simile.

589
00:24:36,979 --> 00:24:39,652
- His prose is labyrinthine.
- Yeah.

590
00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:42,083
Put me off the whole book thing.

591
00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,316
Henry James is, in fact,
the reason that I don't read.

592
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,384
- Uh-huh.
- Except road signs.

593
00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:48,595
Uh-huh, yeah. I don't think
you should've brought
someone back to the room.

594
00:24:50,027 --> 00:24:51,488
Okay.

595
00:24:51,488 --> 00:24:52,830
I knew this was coming.

596
00:24:52,830 --> 00:24:54,568
How do you think I felt?

597
00:24:54,568 --> 00:24:56,163
You told me to have
a night on the town.

598
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:58,396
Yeah, people say things.
It's not always what they feel.

599
00:24:58,396 --> 00:25:00,706
Yeah, well, I'm from Texas.
We don't read minds.

600
00:25:00,706 --> 00:25:02,070
We operate on
a handshake basis.

601
00:25:02,070 --> 00:25:03,940
- What does that mean?
-"Hiya. How you doing?

602
00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:05,304
"How much for that Cadillac car?

603
00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:07,339
How would you like to have
oral sex?" Texas!

604
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,945
- Okay.
- Where you from, girl?

605
00:25:08,945 --> 00:25:10,177
- Not Texas.
- I know that.

606
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:12,476
- Well, then why'd you ask?
- I...

607
00:25:12,476 --> 00:25:15,479
<i>♪ You teach me ♪</i>

608
00:25:15,479 --> 00:25:17,250
I don't know. I'm...

609
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:20,352
<i>♪ You teach me ♪</i>

610
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,892
<i>♪ You ♪</i>

611
00:25:21,892 --> 00:25:23,289
Sorry.

612
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:25,027
<i>♪ Teach me ♪</i>

613
00:25:25,027 --> 00:25:28,635
<i>♪ You teach me... ♪</i>

614
00:25:30,672 --> 00:25:32,837
No. I'm sorry.

615
00:25:32,837 --> 00:25:34,003
Why are you sorry?

616
00:25:34,003 --> 00:25:36,500
You're good. I'm a little...

617
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,875
No, I'm a big baby sometimes.

618
00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:40,845
- Uncle Gino's!
- (tires squeal, horn honks)

619
00:25:41,947 --> 00:25:44,585
You are not going
to believe this.

620
00:25:45,313 --> 00:25:47,313
See over there?

621
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:48,721
UNG soccer team.

622
00:25:48,721 --> 00:25:50,019
MARIAN:
Uh-huh.

623
00:25:50,019 --> 00:25:52,153
I was in line next to Doreen,
the captain.

624
00:25:52,153 --> 00:25:53,286
MARIAN:
Uh-huh.

625
00:25:53,286 --> 00:25:54,958
JAMIE:
They're very committed lesbians,

626
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:56,124
and they're on their way
to Marietta, Georgia,

627
00:25:56,124 --> 00:25:57,763
which is practically on our way.

628
00:25:57,763 --> 00:25:59,061
Not exactly.

629
00:25:59,061 --> 00:26:00,766
We were supposed to deliver
the car today.

630
00:26:00,766 --> 00:26:02,130
Should we look at the map,
see how long...

631
00:26:02,130 --> 00:26:04,198
JAMIE: Forget the map.
After today's game,

632
00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:06,464
these girls are gonna have
a basement party.

633
00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:07,806
And guess who's invited.

634
00:26:07,806 --> 00:26:09,236
I'm sure you are.

635
00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:10,303
Nuh-uh.

636
00:26:11,504 --> 00:26:13,108
Us.

637
00:26:13,108 --> 00:26:14,274
You see?

638
00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:16,749
Shit happens when
you eat at Uncle Gino's.

639
00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:20,280
- Goal! Goal!
- (laughter)

640
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,348
♪ ♪

641
00:26:38,102 --> 00:26:40,135
♪ ♪

642
00:26:51,379 --> 00:26:53,412
(phone ringing)

643
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,159
Hello?

644
00:27:04,159 --> 00:27:06,029
MAN (over phone): <i>Well,
here I am, my thumb up my ass.</i>

645
00:27:06,029 --> 00:27:08,460
- They didn't.
- <i>No.</i>

646
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,737
That's all right.
We've got a plan B.

647
00:27:10,737 --> 00:27:12,035
<i>Another way to get them back?</i>

648
00:27:12,035 --> 00:27:14,004
- Yes, sir.
- (Curlie groaning)

649
00:27:15,337 --> 00:27:17,436
- <i>I'm not gonna wait forever.</i>
- Yes, sir.

650
00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:18,712
I understand that, sir.

651
00:27:18,712 --> 00:27:20,010
<i>You do understand?</i>

652
00:27:20,010 --> 00:27:22,111
- You got my word on it.
- <i>Your word.</i>

653
00:27:22,111 --> 00:27:24,949
- Let me just... (sighs)
- (click, dial tone)

654
00:27:26,821 --> 00:27:28,150
(whispers): No-show.

655
00:27:29,021 --> 00:27:30,482
("Long Long Time"
by Linda Ronstadt playing)

656
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:34,288
<i>♪ And I think
I'm gonna miss you ♪</i>

657
00:27:34,288 --> 00:27:39,733
<i>♪ For a long, long time ♪</i>

658
00:27:39,733 --> 00:27:41,735
<i>♪ 'Cause I've done ♪</i>

659
00:27:41,735 --> 00:27:45,739
<i>♪ Everything I know ♪</i>

660
00:27:45,739 --> 00:27:50,139
<i>♪ To try and make you mine ♪</i>

661
00:27:50,139 --> 00:27:55,639
<i>♪ And I think
I'm gonna love you ♪</i>

662
00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:57,784
<i>♪ For a long ♪</i>

663
00:27:57,784 --> 00:28:02,052
<i>♪ Long time. ♪</i>

664
00:28:15,331 --> 00:28:17,364
(song ends)

665
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,202
(blows whistle)

666
00:28:20,202 --> 00:28:21,775
Rotate right.

667
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:28,045
("Blue Bayou"
by Linda Ronstadt playing)

668
00:28:29,774 --> 00:28:31,917
<i>♪ I feel so bad ♪</i>

669
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:35,382
<i>♪ I've got a worried mind ♪</i>

670
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:38,121
<i>♪ I'm so lonesome
all the time... ♪</i>

671
00:28:38,121 --> 00:28:39,551
Um... (clears throat)

672
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,860
Ca-Can we, um...

673
00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:42,422
See, actually,
we're just friends.

674
00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:48,197
<i>♪ Baby behind on Blue Bayou ♪</i>

675
00:28:51,004 --> 00:28:55,402
<i>♪ Saving nickels, saving dimes ♪</i>

676
00:28:56,372 --> 00:28:57,668
Come on, Marian.

677
00:28:57,668 --> 00:28:59,241
<i>♪ Working till
the sun don't shine ♪</i>

678
00:28:59,241 --> 00:29:00,770
(pats lap)

679
00:29:00,770 --> 00:29:02,277
It's no big deal.

680
00:29:02,277 --> 00:29:05,214
<i>♪ Looking forward
to happier times ♪</i>

681
00:29:05,214 --> 00:29:08,217
<i>♪ On Blue Bayou ♪</i>

682
00:29:09,418 --> 00:29:12,782
<i>♪ I'm going back someday ♪</i>

683
00:29:12,782 --> 00:29:14,861
<i>♪ Come what may ♪</i>

684
00:29:14,861 --> 00:29:18,359
<i>♪ To Blue Bayou ♪</i>

685
00:29:20,132 --> 00:29:22,429
<i>♪ Where the folks are fun ♪</i>

686
00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:25,069
<i>♪ And the world is mine ♪</i>

687
00:29:25,069 --> 00:29:28,941
<i>♪ On Blue Bayou... ♪</i>

688
00:29:34,014 --> 00:29:35,409
(grunting)

689
00:29:35,409 --> 00:29:37,708
- Susanne Shinkleman?
- Susanne Shinkleman.

690
00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,380
Who the fuck are you?

691
00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:41,580
Since when do women
curse like that?

692
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:43,450
(screams, grunts)

693
00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,023
You know Jamie Dobbs?

694
00:29:45,023 --> 00:29:47,586
- Do you know Jamie Dobbs?
- You guttersnipe.

695
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:50,391
Should've known
it was about that cunt!

696
00:29:50,391 --> 00:29:52,998
- (groaning)
- And Marian Pallavi?

697
00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,265
You-you shouldn't do that.

698
00:29:56,265 --> 00:29:58,201
He can't fight back.
He can't hit a girl.

699
00:29:58,201 --> 00:29:59,796
He's old-school.

700
00:29:59,796 --> 00:30:02,337
We just want to locate
your friends.

701
00:30:02,337 --> 00:30:04,702
They inadvertently took
something that belongs to us.

702
00:30:04,702 --> 00:30:06,803
- We don't want to hurt them.
- They're not my friends.

703
00:30:06,803 --> 00:30:08,277
Hurt 'em as much as you want.

704
00:30:08,277 --> 00:30:09,982
Okay.

705
00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:12,380
It would be helpful
if you had a picture.

706
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:16,252
Picture? Yeah.

707
00:30:21,061 --> 00:30:23,864
- (barks, growls)
- Got a picture of one of 'em.

708
00:30:26,495 --> 00:30:29,232
- (barking, panting)
- (groaning)

709
00:30:30,763 --> 00:30:34,567
If you find 'em, give it to her.

710
00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,107
Okay.

711
00:30:36,945 --> 00:30:38,472
Will do.

712
00:30:39,244 --> 00:30:41,541
<i>♪ Where those fishing boats ♪</i>

713
00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:44,115
<i>♪ With their sails afloat ♪</i>

714
00:30:44,115 --> 00:30:49,120
<i>♪ If I could only see... ♪</i>

715
00:30:50,090 --> 00:30:52,453
If you bring someone back,
just...

716
00:30:52,453 --> 00:30:54,290
I'll take my book to the office.

717
00:30:54,290 --> 00:30:56,556
<i>♪ How happy I'd be... ♪</i>

718
00:30:56,556 --> 00:30:59,394
(crying): I still have
a couple of chapters left.

719
00:31:01,629 --> 00:31:03,002
Marian.

720
00:31:03,002 --> 00:31:04,630
(song fades)

721
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:06,830
We don't yet know exactly
where they are,

722
00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:08,568
but we do know who they are.

723
00:31:08,568 --> 00:31:10,306
We've got a picture of one of
the girls. We're all set to...

724
00:31:10,306 --> 00:31:11,901
MAN (over phone): <i>Oh,
who gives a shit who they are?</i>

725
00:31:11,901 --> 00:31:13,111
<i>I want the package.</i>

726
00:31:13,111 --> 00:31:14,442
We will find
and deliver the package.

727
00:31:14,442 --> 00:31:16,444
Under control.
<i>- I am unhappy.</i>

728
00:31:16,444 --> 00:31:18,512
I understand that
you are unhappy, sir.

729
00:31:18,512 --> 00:31:19,909
<i>Damn right I am.</i>

730
00:31:19,909 --> 00:31:21,845
I've got my two best men
on the...

731
00:31:21,845 --> 00:31:24,023
(click, dial tone)

732
00:31:28,557 --> 00:31:30,194
All right.

733
00:31:30,194 --> 00:31:32,295
Get some coffee.

734
00:31:32,295 --> 00:31:35,067
You two are gonna be
driving all night.

735
00:31:37,368 --> 00:31:39,401
♪ ♪

736
00:31:52,713 --> 00:31:54,449
(siren whoops)

737
00:32:04,824 --> 00:32:07,099
(quiet police radio chatter)

738
00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:27,317
Where you headed, miss?

739
00:32:28,012 --> 00:32:29,253
Home.

740
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,354
And where's that?

741
00:32:31,354 --> 00:32:33,224
Some motel. I don't know.

742
00:32:33,224 --> 00:32:35,160
You don't know?

743
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,129
I can't remember the name.

744
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:39,131
A motel on the highway.

745
00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,693
And where you coming from?

746
00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:41,958
A house.

747
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,564
Whose house?

748
00:32:43,564 --> 00:32:44,763
I don't know.

749
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:46,435
It was a slumber party.

750
00:32:47,504 --> 00:32:50,373
Little old for slumber parties,
aren't you, miss?

751
00:32:51,211 --> 00:32:54,047
(sighs) Look, mister...

752
00:33:01,254 --> 00:33:03,617
("Never Nowhere"
by Longstocking playing)

753
00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:14,661
You know what?

754
00:33:16,599 --> 00:33:18,830
I'm gonna drop you off at home.

755
00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,997
Aw.

756
00:33:20,997 --> 00:33:22,801
(siren whooping)

757
00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:26,475
<i>♪ You know it's true,
you know it... ♪</i>

758
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,216
(lock clicks)

759
00:33:31,216 --> 00:33:33,284
(door opens)

760
00:33:45,397 --> 00:33:48,332
("Blue Bayou"
by Linda Ronstadt playing)

761
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:55,570
<i>♪ Gonna see my baby again ♪</i>

762
00:33:56,573 --> 00:34:01,279
<i>♪ Gonna be with
some of my friends ♪</i>

763
00:34:01,279 --> 00:34:04,975
<i>♪ Maybe I'll feel better again ♪</i>

764
00:34:04,975 --> 00:34:07,120
<i>♪ On Blue Bayou ♪</i>

765
00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:15,854
<i>♪ Saving nickels, saving dimes ♪</i>

766
00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:20,925
<i>♪ Working till
the sun don't shine ♪</i>

767
00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:25,435
<i>♪ Looking forward
to happier times ♪</i>

768
00:34:25,435 --> 00:34:28,207
<i>♪ On Blue Bayou ♪</i>

769
00:34:30,211 --> 00:34:33,608
<i>♪ I'm going back someday ♪</i>

770
00:34:33,608 --> 00:34:35,148
<i>♪ Come what may ♪</i>

771
00:34:35,148 --> 00:34:39,680
<i>♪ To Blue Bayou ♪</i>

772
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,286
<i>♪ Where the folk... ♪</i>

773
00:34:56,402 --> 00:34:58,567
(crickets chirping)

774
00:34:58,567 --> 00:35:00,635
♪ ♪

775
00:35:19,986 --> 00:35:22,228
♪ ♪

776
00:35:32,273 --> 00:35:34,504
(distorted laughing)

777
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:38,343
(distorted, indistinct chatter)

778
00:35:50,951 --> 00:35:53,457
♪ ♪

779
00:35:53,457 --> 00:35:55,657
WOMAN (distorted):
<i>Hey, handsome.</i>

780
00:35:57,463 --> 00:35:59,694
(distorted chatter continues)

781
00:36:26,492 --> 00:36:28,085
(echoing):
Hey, handsome.

782
00:36:28,085 --> 00:36:30,186
Want to get plastered?

783
00:36:30,186 --> 00:36:32,265
(projector rattling)

784
00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:35,565
GOON: I'll drive
when it's my turn.

785
00:36:35,565 --> 00:36:37,567
- At the end of three hours.
- (snorts)

786
00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:39,668
I have no sympathy for you,
my friend.

787
00:36:39,668 --> 00:36:41,835
You could've just asked her,
and you'd be fine right now.

788
00:36:41,835 --> 00:36:44,409
- (snorting)
- I just asked. She answered.

789
00:36:44,409 --> 00:36:45,971
But you cannot relate
to the public,

790
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:48,281
which, in a service profession,
is a big fucking handicap.

791
00:36:48,281 --> 00:36:49,645
- (snorting)
- And that sound

792
00:36:49,645 --> 00:36:51,284
is beginning to get irritating.

793
00:36:51,284 --> 00:36:52,780
Well, your lectures
are getting irritating.

794
00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:55,288
I don't lecture, my friend.
That's my point.

795
00:36:55,288 --> 00:36:57,422
I take people in. I react.

796
00:36:57,422 --> 00:36:59,589
I read people
to get what I want.

797
00:36:59,589 --> 00:37:01,657
You, though,
you think life is this

798
00:37:01,657 --> 00:37:03,824
orderly series of people
to beat the shit out of.

799
00:37:03,824 --> 00:37:06,057
(chuckling): Well, real life
is not like that.

800
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,466
You only see it that way
because you're not nourished

801
00:37:08,466 --> 00:37:11,634
by human contact, the human
give-and-take, so forth.

802
00:37:11,634 --> 00:37:13,636
Uh-uh. "Me want, me take."

803
00:37:13,636 --> 00:37:15,066
That's what you're
comfortable with.

804
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,573
- Yeah, yeah.
- Caveman shit.

805
00:37:16,573 --> 00:37:17,937
You don't engage
the whole person.

806
00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:20,071
Well, you did a great job
helping me engage

807
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,272
that very agile harpy.

808
00:37:23,272 --> 00:37:24,812
(chuckles) Didn't have to.

809
00:37:24,812 --> 00:37:26,913
No need whatsoever
for the physical approach,

810
00:37:26,913 --> 00:37:29,212
which you couldn't see
because you don't savor

811
00:37:29,212 --> 00:37:30,719
the stuff of life.

812
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,424
I'm not a sissy boy,
if that's what you mean.

813
00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:34,657
- Kiss my ass. I...
- (cell phone ringing)

814
00:37:35,957 --> 00:37:38,430
- Hello?
- CHIEF: <i>Okay, we're on track.</i>

815
00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:40,432
<i>Marian Pallavi was picked up
for vagrancy</i>

816
00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:42,797
<i>last night in Marietta, Georgi.</i>

817
00:37:42,797 --> 00:37:44,931
<i>- Just north of Atlanta.</i>
- On it.

818
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,571
Georgia.

819
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,750
Thank you.

820
00:38:02,786 --> 00:38:03,818
For what?

821
00:38:04,557 --> 00:38:06,656
Just picking me up.

822
00:38:06,656 --> 00:38:08,493
Am I not gonna pick you up?

823
00:38:08,493 --> 00:38:10,319
Hard not to.

824
00:38:10,319 --> 00:38:12,629
"Ma'am, your friend here
is in the hoosegow.
Care to come get her?"

825
00:38:12,629 --> 00:38:14,433
I'll come get you
all day, every day.

826
00:38:14,433 --> 00:38:16,325
I will not let a friend of mine
rot in prison

827
00:38:16,325 --> 00:38:18,536
longer than is
absolutely necessary.

828
00:38:18,536 --> 00:38:21,671
And so I say thank you.

829
00:38:26,909 --> 00:38:29,679
Course, you ain't told me
how you come to be in prison,

830
00:38:29,679 --> 00:38:32,275
and I've been careful
not to ask,

831
00:38:32,275 --> 00:38:34,750
but damn, Marian,

832
00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:38,281
landing yourself in prison is
a very hopeful sign for you.

833
00:38:38,281 --> 00:38:40,283
I think it was jail,
not prison.

834
00:38:40,283 --> 00:38:41,823
Oh. I'm sorry.

835
00:38:41,823 --> 00:38:44,221
Uh, you ain't told me
how you come to be in jail.

836
00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:46,025
It wasn't hell-raising.

837
00:38:46,025 --> 00:38:47,796
Sorry to disappoint.

838
00:38:47,796 --> 00:38:50,667
A policeman didn't like my tone.

839
00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:51,965
Oh.

840
00:38:52,803 --> 00:38:54,638
You copped some attitude.

841
00:38:55,267 --> 00:38:56,904
I don't have attitude.

842
00:38:58,578 --> 00:39:00,512
Marian, if I may,

843
00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:02,778
there are certain things in life

844
00:39:02,778 --> 00:39:05,583
which you got to sense
and understand

845
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,717
in order to live life,

846
00:39:07,717 --> 00:39:10,753
and one of the things that
you got to understand is, uh...

847
00:39:10,753 --> 00:39:13,085
well, all these
funny little creatures

848
00:39:13,085 --> 00:39:15,560
that you probably noticed
walking around on two legs,

849
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,122
we call 'em human beings.

850
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,927
Got to understand
what makes 'em tick.

851
00:39:19,927 --> 00:39:22,468
And your whole social situation,

852
00:39:22,468 --> 00:39:23,931
you got to understand
what that is.

853
00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:24,833
Uh-huh.

854
00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:26,263
You know what that means?

855
00:39:26,263 --> 00:39:27,605
"Social situation"?

856
00:39:27,605 --> 00:39:29,508
I know what
"social situation" means.

857
00:39:29,508 --> 00:39:30,707
Okay, good.

858
00:39:30,707 --> 00:39:32,676
So, the whole thing
with a cop is--

859
00:39:32,676 --> 00:39:34,942
and you should remember this
for future reference--

860
00:39:34,942 --> 00:39:38,407
when you're in
a social situation with a cop,

861
00:39:38,407 --> 00:39:40,310
there ain't no social situation.

862
00:39:40,310 --> 00:39:43,247
There's a "keep your fucking
mouth shut" situation.

863
00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:45,315
There's a "yes, sir" situation
is what there is.

864
00:39:45,315 --> 00:39:47,383
Believe me, honey doll,
I've been dating a cop

865
00:39:47,383 --> 00:39:48,890
for two years now, and...

866
00:39:48,890 --> 00:39:50,595
I ain't talking through
my vulva here.

867
00:39:50,595 --> 00:39:52,993
Thank you. I understand.

868
00:39:52,993 --> 00:39:55,160
But if authority
is being abused,

869
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,767
- there's an obligation to...
- Holy shit.

870
00:39:59,232 --> 00:40:00,803
Florida.

871
00:40:05,172 --> 00:40:06,776
Lesbian...

872
00:40:06,776 --> 00:40:11,583
don't let the sun
go down on you here.

873
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:14,443
(electrical buzzing)

874
00:40:14,443 --> 00:40:16,148
(tire pops loudly)

875
00:40:16,148 --> 00:40:17,919
(screaming)

876
00:40:20,319 --> 00:40:22,660
(horns honking)

877
00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:24,222
- (Marian groans)
- (screaming stops)

878
00:40:25,698 --> 00:40:27,929
(horn honking)

879
00:40:30,098 --> 00:40:31,669
(both breathe deeply)

880
00:40:31,669 --> 00:40:34,100
BOTH: You okay?

881
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,036
Spare tire.

882
00:40:46,114 --> 00:40:48,081
♪ ♪

883
00:40:50,888 --> 00:40:52,056
What?

884
00:40:55,123 --> 00:40:56,826
Something burning?

885
00:41:12,646 --> 00:41:14,877
Jamie, it's cold.

886
00:41:17,409 --> 00:41:18,683
Don't touch it.

887
00:41:20,412 --> 00:41:21,983
I saw this movie once where

888
00:41:21,983 --> 00:41:24,590
they come across this box,
the people in the movie,

889
00:41:24,590 --> 00:41:26,086
and they opened the box,

890
00:41:26,086 --> 00:41:29,892
and it was, like,
really, really bad.

891
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:47,041
Head!

892
00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:49,274
(screaming)

893
00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:51,551
(laughter)

894
00:41:56,657 --> 00:41:58,316
No, I'm kidding.

895
00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:01,088
It was a minor traffic accident.

896
00:42:01,088 --> 00:42:02,551
Fast stop.

897
00:42:02,551 --> 00:42:05,829
His, uh, face hit the wheel.

898
00:42:05,829 --> 00:42:07,996
Looking at a pretty girl,
weren't you, Flint?

899
00:42:07,996 --> 00:42:09,767
(laughter)

900
00:42:09,767 --> 00:42:11,736
No more looking at
pretty girls for you, right?

901
00:42:11,736 --> 00:42:13,562
(laughter)

902
00:42:13,562 --> 00:42:15,003
That's right.

903
00:42:15,003 --> 00:42:17,874
So, are they, like,
wanted or something?

904
00:42:17,874 --> 00:42:20,712
Oh, no, no. No, they're not
in trouble at all.

905
00:42:20,712 --> 00:42:22,538
Just drove off
with something we need.

906
00:42:22,538 --> 00:42:24,144
Didn't even know they had it.

907
00:42:24,144 --> 00:42:26,949
So, what were you all
doing here last night?

908
00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:30,348
- Just making out.
- (light laughter)

909
00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:32,251
(chuckling): Oh, yeah?

910
00:42:32,251 --> 00:42:33,758
With who?

911
00:42:33,758 --> 00:42:35,958
(laughter)

912
00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:38,092
No kiss-and-tell, huh?

913
00:42:38,092 --> 00:42:39,731
(laughs)

914
00:42:39,731 --> 00:42:42,162
Anyway, we need to find
those girls to get our...

915
00:42:43,363 --> 00:42:45,033
sample case back.

916
00:42:45,033 --> 00:42:47,838
And when we heard Doreen here
paid Marian's fine, we thought,

917
00:42:47,838 --> 00:42:49,433
well, you girls might know
where they're headed.

918
00:42:49,433 --> 00:42:52,073
How did you know about
its being Doreen's check?

919
00:42:52,073 --> 00:42:54,339
We have contacts
in law enforcement.

920
00:42:59,016 --> 00:43:00,543
No, no.

921
00:43:00,543 --> 00:43:01,885
We should just call the cops.

922
00:43:01,885 --> 00:43:03,282
We will, Jamie.

923
00:43:03,282 --> 00:43:06,516
First, we should see
what's in here.

924
00:43:06,516 --> 00:43:08,056
Why? I don't want to look.

925
00:43:08,056 --> 00:43:10,091
- Why do I have to look?
- Jamie, listen.

926
00:43:10,091 --> 00:43:12,522
Whoever sliced that head off
knows who we are.

927
00:43:12,522 --> 00:43:14,095
This might tell us
who they are,

928
00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:16,064
so we won't be
at a disadvantage.

929
00:43:16,064 --> 00:43:18,429
The police can find out,
and the police can protect us.

930
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,233
Protect us?

931
00:43:20,233 --> 00:43:22,565
They're not the Secret Service,
and we're not Chelsea Clinton.

932
00:43:22,565 --> 00:43:24,039
What do we lose by looking?

933
00:43:25,438 --> 00:43:26,943
Look.

934
00:43:27,847 --> 00:43:30,078
I just want to know
what's going on.

935
00:43:31,312 --> 00:43:33,081
This might tell us.

936
00:43:33,886 --> 00:43:35,182
I bet it's locked.

937
00:43:43,225 --> 00:43:45,192
(latch clicks)

938
00:43:45,192 --> 00:43:47,425
♪ ♪

939
00:43:59,274 --> 00:44:01,912
- We got to call the cops.
- Why?

940
00:44:01,912 --> 00:44:03,276
That was awful.

941
00:44:03,276 --> 00:44:05,245
You just said
not to call the cops.

942
00:44:05,245 --> 00:44:06,851
In ignorance.

943
00:44:06,851 --> 00:44:08,248
No, what you said was true.

944
00:44:08,248 --> 00:44:10,019
The cops could think
you're involved.

945
00:44:10,019 --> 00:44:11,581
You just spent
the night in jail.

946
00:44:11,581 --> 00:44:13,022
For vagrancy.

947
00:44:13,022 --> 00:44:15,420
We wouldn't have anything
to do with... that.

948
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:16,762
Okay, honey, cool your jets.

949
00:44:16,762 --> 00:44:17,994
Here's what we do.

950
00:44:17,994 --> 00:44:19,996
First, we get to Tallahassee.

951
00:44:19,996 --> 00:44:21,426
ALL (laughing): Bye!

952
00:44:23,463 --> 00:44:25,936
How about next time,
you let me do all the talking?

953
00:44:25,936 --> 00:44:27,465
Sure, gassing is
what you're good at.

954
00:44:27,465 --> 00:44:29,236
Well it sure as hell
ain't what you're good at.

955
00:44:29,236 --> 00:44:31,139
I'm not a suck-up or a salesman.

956
00:44:31,139 --> 00:44:32,404
Uh-huh.
You think you would've gotten

957
00:44:32,404 --> 00:44:33,911
the address
where they're headed?

958
00:44:33,911 --> 00:44:36,144
I don't think so, Mr. Sunshine.

959
00:44:36,144 --> 00:44:38,047
Okay, we've got
some hard driving to do.

960
00:44:38,047 --> 00:44:40,082
- (car doors close)
- ALL: Bye!

961
00:44:40,082 --> 00:44:42,381
(gentle piano music playing)

962
00:44:44,187 --> 00:44:45,890
Welcome to El Conquistador.

963
00:44:45,890 --> 00:44:48,453
Yeah, hiya. Do you have a room
for two right away?

964
00:44:48,453 --> 00:44:50,895
Uh, we do have one available.
Yes. How many nights?

965
00:44:50,895 --> 00:44:53,458
Well, tonight,
and then we'll play it by ear.

966
00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:54,866
You take the Rainbow Card?

967
00:44:54,866 --> 00:44:56,428
Uh, I'm sure we do.

968
00:44:56,428 --> 00:44:58,496
Yes, actually, that's just
a, uh, Visa specialty card.

969
00:44:58,496 --> 00:45:00,366
Yeah, but they give
a percentage of each purchase

970
00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:02,467
to gay, lesbian, bi,
transgender charities.

971
00:45:02,467 --> 00:45:04,007
You do that, right?

972
00:45:04,007 --> 00:45:05,239
Well, the issuer would be
the one to take care of that.

973
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:06,779
Do you have
a super reinforced safe

974
00:45:06,779 --> 00:45:08,374
for sensitive materials?

975
00:45:08,374 --> 00:45:09,815
We do have in-room safes

976
00:45:09,815 --> 00:45:11,850
for any valuables
that you may have.

977
00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:13,610
This place is
lesbian-friendly, right?

978
00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:15,414
Uh, yes. Uh, well, sure.

979
00:45:15,414 --> 00:45:17,317
We're friendly to anyone
who wants to stay.

980
00:45:17,317 --> 00:45:18,384
Do you have ice?

981
00:45:18,384 --> 00:45:21,354
("I Love You"
by Asie Payton playing)

982
00:45:23,589 --> 00:45:27,624
<i>♪ I've been waitin' on you,
girl... ♪</i>

983
00:45:27,624 --> 00:45:29,329
This is it?

984
00:45:30,596 --> 00:45:32,266
They said Farm Road 80.

985
00:45:33,071 --> 00:45:34,807
What's the matter?

986
00:45:34,807 --> 00:45:36,974
Afraid of the stuff of life?

987
00:45:36,974 --> 00:45:40,307
<i>♪ Lovin' another guy ♪</i>

988
00:45:42,014 --> 00:45:46,016
<i>♪ Ooh, babe ♪</i>

989
00:45:46,854 --> 00:45:49,085
<i>♪ I love you ♪</i>

990
00:45:51,716 --> 00:45:55,828
<i>♪ Ooh, babe ♪</i>

991
00:45:55,828 --> 00:45:58,787
<i>♪ I love you... ♪</i>

992
00:45:58,787 --> 00:46:02,098
Is this, um... Slappy's?

993
00:46:02,098 --> 00:46:04,034
That's right.

994
00:46:06,467 --> 00:46:10,766
Have you seen two, um,
nonlocal women come in here?

995
00:46:10,766 --> 00:46:12,207
That's one of them.

996
00:46:14,211 --> 00:46:15,441
I was sittin' here listening

997
00:46:15,441 --> 00:46:17,146
to Junior Kimbrough
a couple years back.

998
00:46:17,146 --> 00:46:20,413
One girl come in here,
appear to be to me a half local.

999
00:46:20,413 --> 00:46:23,515
I don't recollect two
come in here any time recent.

1000
00:46:26,751 --> 00:46:28,619
Now, that's true.

1001
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,522
Love will bite your ass.

1002
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:37,661
<i>♪ Ooh, babe ♪</i>

1003
00:46:37,661 --> 00:46:40,037
<i>♪ I love you. ♪</i>

1004
00:46:41,271 --> 00:46:43,139
JAMIE: Oh, I can send Sukie.

1005
00:46:43,139 --> 00:46:45,174
But why would these people
just be waiting there

1006
00:46:45,174 --> 00:46:46,637
in the drive-away office?

1007
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:47,913
Well, clearly, this was not

1008
00:46:47,913 --> 00:46:49,541
your garden-variety
decapitation.

1009
00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:51,048
This was some kind of a...

1010
00:46:51,048 --> 00:46:52,984
Well, I don't know what it was,

1011
00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:55,646
but they know
we have their stuff.

1012
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:56,889
Yeah?

1013
00:46:56,889 --> 00:46:59,584
Look, Marian,
they can't find us.

1014
00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:02,257
Maybe they're waiting
for us to find them.

1015
00:47:02,257 --> 00:47:04,160
That's the only place
we'd know to call.

1016
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,327
But why would we get
in touch with them?

1017
00:47:07,231 --> 00:47:09,231
Sell it back, shake 'em down.

1018
00:47:09,231 --> 00:47:11,827
Which, incidentally,
is not such a bad idea.

1019
00:47:11,827 --> 00:47:13,235
Jamie.

1020
00:47:13,235 --> 00:47:14,940
Look, I didn't invent extortion.

1021
00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:16,942
But, Jamie,
why would Susanne help us?

1022
00:47:16,942 --> 00:47:18,339
She hates you.

1023
00:47:18,339 --> 00:47:21,408
Oh, she's had
two days to cool off.

1024
00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:23,575
Get the fuck back
in that lockup.

1025
00:47:24,512 --> 00:47:26,952
Officer Kracik said
I could speak to my attorney.

1026
00:47:26,952 --> 00:47:29,383
Attorney?
Are you a college boy?

1027
00:47:29,383 --> 00:47:32,551
Officer Kracik said
I could speak to my lawyer.

1028
00:47:32,551 --> 00:47:34,883
Officer Kracik
ain't running booking.

1029
00:47:34,883 --> 00:47:36,588
I'm running booking, jackass.

1030
00:47:36,588 --> 00:47:38,722
- He said...
- You want me to walk over there

1031
00:47:38,722 --> 00:47:40,328
and kick your number-running ass

1032
00:47:40,328 --> 00:47:42,330
back into
the Delaware fucking River?

1033
00:47:42,330 --> 00:47:45,168
Who's running booking?

1034
00:47:45,168 --> 00:47:46,939
- You are.
- Who is?

1035
00:47:46,939 --> 00:47:49,073
- You are.
- No fucking shit!

1036
00:47:49,073 --> 00:47:50,734
- MAN: Shink!
- Yeah.

1037
00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:52,109
Telephone.

1038
00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:54,837
Sergeant Shinkleman.

1039
00:47:54,837 --> 00:47:56,806
Hey. It's me.

1040
00:47:56,806 --> 00:47:58,511
<i>Oh, what a lovely surprise.</i>

1041
00:47:58,511 --> 00:48:00,843
Sukie, come on, now.
Let's be friends. I...

1042
00:48:00,843 --> 00:48:03,318
Did the two creeps find you?
<i>- What?</i>

1043
00:48:03,318 --> 00:48:05,287
The two weirdos looking for you.

1044
00:48:05,287 --> 00:48:06,552
I tried to be helpful.

1045
00:48:07,456 --> 00:48:09,456
Uh, but who were they?
<i>- How should I know?</i>

1046
00:48:09,456 --> 00:48:11,359
Bill collectors,
herpes patients.

1047
00:48:11,359 --> 00:48:13,229
Two more people
you fucked over somehow.

1048
00:48:13,229 --> 00:48:16,034
<i>- George and Lennie.</i>
- George and Lennie?

1049
00:48:17,169 --> 00:48:19,895
<i>Of Mice and Men.</i>
Have you read any books?

1050
00:48:19,895 --> 00:48:21,567
Books, maybe not, but, sweetie,

1051
00:48:21,567 --> 00:48:23,437
I'm gonna help you break
a big murder case.

1052
00:48:23,437 --> 00:48:25,736
-"Break a big murder case"?
- (indistinct radio chatter)

1053
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:28,541
JAMIE: <i>Just go over
to Curlie's Drive-Away.</i>

1054
00:48:28,541 --> 00:48:30,576
Curlie's Drive-Away?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

1055
00:48:30,576 --> 00:48:33,348
<i>- And you ask Curlie about...</i>
- (radio warbling)

1056
00:48:33,348 --> 00:48:35,713
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Turn that down!

1057
00:48:37,057 --> 00:48:38,815
Ask him about the what
in the attaché case?

1058
00:48:38,815 --> 00:48:41,191
<i>You should see what they got
locked up in that thing.</i>

1059
00:48:41,191 --> 00:48:42,753
(chuckles) Jamie, that is about

1060
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:45,459
the dumbest thing
I've ever heard, and I'm a cop.

1061
00:48:45,459 --> 00:48:47,461
Why would I make it up?
Just go to Curlie's Drive-Away.

1062
00:48:47,461 --> 00:48:49,034
I guarantee you someone's there.

1063
00:48:49,034 --> 00:48:51,630
You guarantee?
I'm supposed to believe you?

1064
00:48:51,630 --> 00:48:54,072
Fine. You know what?
If no one's there,

1065
00:48:54,072 --> 00:48:55,898
I'll take Alice.

1066
00:48:55,898 --> 00:48:57,504
<i>Really? Swear?</i>

1067
00:48:57,504 --> 00:48:59,737
Yes, I swear. I pussy-promise.
I will take the dog.

1068
00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:02,509
You'll never have to deal
with her again.

1069
00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:05,611
CHIEF (over phone):
<i>A juke joint where?</i>

1070
00:49:05,611 --> 00:49:07,646
Wetumpka, Alabama.

1071
00:49:07,646 --> 00:49:09,285
Well, outside of Wetumpka.

1072
00:49:09,285 --> 00:49:10,550
They hadn't been there,

1073
00:49:10,550 --> 00:49:13,982
but a very personable
music lover

1074
00:49:13,982 --> 00:49:15,654
told us of another juke joint

1075
00:49:15,654 --> 00:49:17,557
- fairly close by called...
- You see?

1076
00:49:17,557 --> 00:49:18,756
Stop!

1077
00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:20,527
Called Ike's.

1078
00:49:21,398 --> 00:49:23,398
<i>Maybe he said "Mike's."</i>

1079
00:49:23,398 --> 00:49:25,136
<i>Maybe he said "Mike."</i>

1080
00:49:25,136 --> 00:49:27,303
Uh, "Mike" or... But whatever.

1081
00:49:27,303 --> 00:49:29,173
I think the soccer team
was just confused

1082
00:49:29,173 --> 00:49:31,175
about which joint
these girls were going to,

1083
00:49:31,175 --> 00:49:32,737
so we're gonna drive...

1084
00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:35,443
Stop saying words.

1085
00:49:35,443 --> 00:49:38,116
One of the girls
finally used a credit card.

1086
00:49:38,116 --> 00:49:39,678
They arrived in Tallahassee

1087
00:49:39,678 --> 00:49:43,220
and checked into a hotel
called El Conquistador.

1088
00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:45,420
Tallahassee.

1089
00:49:45,420 --> 00:49:47,059
<i>I want you to get
your asses over there</i>

1090
00:49:47,059 --> 00:49:49,160
<i>and take care of it right away.</i>

1091
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,656
Not a juke joint.

1092
00:49:50,656 --> 00:49:52,295
You should arrive
by early morning.

1093
00:49:52,295 --> 00:49:53,428
I'll meet you there.

1094
00:49:53,428 --> 00:49:55,694
Uh, I'll level with you, Chief.

1095
00:49:55,694 --> 00:49:57,663
Flint and me could use
a little shut-eye.

1096
00:49:57,663 --> 00:49:59,599
We have not slept
since the night before last,

1097
00:49:59,599 --> 00:50:01,700
- and we...
- (click, dial tone)

1098
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:03,306
Hello?

1099
00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:06,738
- Chief?
- Who's in Tallahassee?

1100
00:50:07,741 --> 00:50:09,213
DESK CLERK:
Certainly.

1101
00:50:09,213 --> 00:50:11,149
There are a number of places
I can recommend locally,

1102
00:50:11,149 --> 00:50:12,579
or right here at the hotel,

1103
00:50:12,579 --> 00:50:15,120
we have Espadrilles
for casual dining,

1104
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,748
or we have Baxter's by the Pool,

1105
00:50:16,748 --> 00:50:19,784
which is our more elegant venue
down in the lower level.

1106
00:50:20,919 --> 00:50:22,226
Maybe we should stay here.

1107
00:50:22,226 --> 00:50:23,755
Replenish the ice.

1108
00:50:26,463 --> 00:50:28,265
(piano playing
"Fly Me to the Moon")

1109
00:50:28,265 --> 00:50:30,366
This is great, but how...

1110
00:50:30,366 --> 00:50:32,764
Ladies, are we enjoying
a beverage this evening?

1111
00:50:34,306 --> 00:50:36,438
(softly):
Rainbow.

1112
00:50:36,438 --> 00:50:37,571
Yes.

1113
00:50:37,571 --> 00:50:40,035
Uh, can we get
some champagne, please?

1114
00:50:40,035 --> 00:50:41,773
Like, a really, really good one?

1115
00:50:41,773 --> 00:50:42,840
WAITER: Of course.

1116
00:50:43,876 --> 00:50:46,877
Won't you have to pay
for the card at some point?

1117
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,483
Theoretically.

1118
00:50:50,619 --> 00:50:52,388
(Jamie sighs)

1119
00:50:56,922 --> 00:50:58,163
So...

1120
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:03,201
I've been thinking
about it, and...

1121
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:08,063
...finally dawned on me that
you are not the kind of person

1122
00:51:08,063 --> 00:51:11,770
that a girl brings to
a roadside motel for a quickie.

1123
00:51:12,608 --> 00:51:14,674
Now, I have heard of
the more soulful sex

1124
00:51:14,674 --> 00:51:17,677
where you have a nice dinner
and conversation first

1125
00:51:17,677 --> 00:51:19,613
so it all comes out of
someplace deeper,

1126
00:51:19,613 --> 00:51:22,451
but I usually have stuff to do.

1127
00:51:23,256 --> 00:51:25,256
Perrier-Jouët Belle Epoque '95.

1128
00:51:25,256 --> 00:51:27,786
You mean you want
to sleep with me?

1129
00:51:28,756 --> 00:51:32,329
Marian, you have got to have
a good, steamy fuck.

1130
00:51:32,329 --> 00:51:34,331
- (cork pops)
- Something I decided

1131
00:51:34,331 --> 00:51:35,827
last night
while I was lying in bed

1132
00:51:35,827 --> 00:51:38,830
before I started masturbating,
and I figure,

1133
00:51:38,830 --> 00:51:43,098
it's important to me,
I should take care of it myself.

1134
00:51:43,098 --> 00:51:44,572
Especially since, with you,

1135
00:51:44,572 --> 00:51:46,607
it's got to be with somebody
who cares for you.

1136
00:51:46,607 --> 00:51:47,675
Am I right?

1137
00:51:48,677 --> 00:51:51,183
Can't just be a finger
jiggling your clit and adios.

1138
00:51:52,450 --> 00:51:54,252
- Thank you.
- WAITER: My pleasure. Madame?

1139
00:51:54,252 --> 00:51:55,781
Yes, please.

1140
00:51:55,781 --> 00:51:57,981
But is it a good idea
for us to have sex?

1141
00:51:57,981 --> 00:51:59,587
I mean, we're good friends,

1142
00:51:59,587 --> 00:52:01,589
and maybe it's not supposed
to be more than that.

1143
00:52:01,589 --> 00:52:03,019
Maybe we shouldn't risk
ruining it.

1144
00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:06,627
Look, you can always find
reasons to not have sex,

1145
00:52:06,627 --> 00:52:09,597
and if you think about them
too much, guess what.

1146
00:52:09,597 --> 00:52:11,797
- You never have sex.
- Exactly.

1147
00:52:11,797 --> 00:52:13,766
Like my high school
guidance counselor.

1148
00:52:13,766 --> 00:52:16,373
She was always saying
that this or that

1149
00:52:16,373 --> 00:52:18,243
- would be inappropriate.
- Uh-huh.

1150
00:52:18,243 --> 00:52:20,509
But when I finally
got her to relax,

1151
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,446
the sex was great.

1152
00:52:23,446 --> 00:52:25,316
Ladies, have we decided?

1153
00:52:27,518 --> 00:52:29,716
Don't rush us, buddy.

1154
00:52:30,455 --> 00:52:33,753
First, we'll dance.

1155
00:52:33,753 --> 00:52:37,361
("You Belong to Me"
by Diana Krall playing)

1156
00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:48,570
Maybe I do overthink things.

1157
00:52:50,343 --> 00:52:51,573
Yeah.

1158
00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:55,577
Got to keep that brain loose,
let that mind fly.

1159
00:52:58,076 --> 00:52:59,548
(sighs softly)

1160
00:52:59,548 --> 00:53:02,782
There was this one time
I was with Debbie Augenblick.

1161
00:53:02,782 --> 00:53:04,113
Ah, you know Debbie.

1162
00:53:04,113 --> 00:53:07,182
She's got this humongous dildo
she's got mounted

1163
00:53:07,182 --> 00:53:08,755
on a Black & Decker
circular sander,

1164
00:53:08,755 --> 00:53:11,923
and she had me going
like my brains were gonna

1165
00:53:11,923 --> 00:53:13,694
come out the top
of my freaking skull.

1166
00:53:13,694 --> 00:53:16,125
I mean, I came like the
Grand Burlington motherfuck...

1167
00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:21,504
<i>♪ Watch the sunrise
from a tropic isle ♪</i>

1168
00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:26,971
<i>♪ Just remember, darling ♪</i>

1169
00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:29,512
<i>♪ All the while ♪</i>

1170
00:53:31,516 --> 00:53:36,288
<i>♪ You belong to me... ♪</i>

1171
00:53:48,401 --> 00:53:50,632
(music continues faintly
in distance)

1172
00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:18,462
♪ ♪

1173
00:54:39,419 --> 00:54:41,650
(gasps softly)

1174
00:54:54,093 --> 00:54:56,632
(gasps, exhales)

1175
00:55:03,674 --> 00:55:05,905
(breathing heavily)

1176
00:55:10,417 --> 00:55:12,648
(moaning)

1177
00:55:18,183 --> 00:55:20,425
(moaning continues)

1178
00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:31,634
(moans softly)

1179
00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:50,048
♪ ♪

1180
00:56:08,739 --> 00:56:10,365
GOON: One accomplishment.

1181
00:56:10,365 --> 00:56:12,609
Huh? Name me one.

1182
00:56:12,609 --> 00:56:15,073
At least I'm in the arena
dealing with people.

1183
00:56:15,073 --> 00:56:17,009
Those girls wound you up
like a top.

1184
00:56:17,979 --> 00:56:20,815
Flint, have you ever
fucked a woman

1185
00:56:20,815 --> 00:56:22,553
on a creaky porch swing

1186
00:56:22,553 --> 00:56:24,280
on a warm summer evening--
crickets, so forth?

1187
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,591
I mean, just fucked her
like there's no tomorrow,

1188
00:56:27,591 --> 00:56:29,461
trousers around your ankles,

1189
00:56:29,461 --> 00:56:31,859
belt jangling,
yelling to beat the band,

1190
00:56:31,859 --> 00:56:34,598
slamming away
like a Cincinnati jackhammer.

1191
00:56:34,598 --> 00:56:36,633
Yes, people might stroll by

1192
00:56:36,633 --> 00:56:38,162
and see you
looking foolish up there

1193
00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:39,603
slapping ham on the veranda,

1194
00:56:39,603 --> 00:56:42,639
but that is the price you pay
for interaction.

1195
00:56:42,639 --> 00:56:45,169
If this is too messy for you,
then you will spend

1196
00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:47,809
the rest of
your miserable fucking life

1197
00:56:47,809 --> 00:56:50,845
just hitting people and then
pulling your measly little pud.

1198
00:56:50,845 --> 00:56:52,209
Can't wait to tell the chief.

1199
00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:54,552
Yeah, and why don't you
also tell him

1200
00:56:54,552 --> 00:56:56,488
that you're
a social fucking imbecile

1201
00:56:56,488 --> 00:56:58,182
that I've been carrying
on my back

1202
00:56:58,182 --> 00:57:00,459
all the way from Philadelphia!

1203
00:57:01,891 --> 00:57:04,892
(faint police radio chatter)

1204
00:57:08,029 --> 00:57:11,503
(grunts, moans)

1205
00:57:17,005 --> 00:57:18,576
(moans)

1206
00:57:18,576 --> 00:57:20,204
(weakly):
Help.

1207
00:57:29,149 --> 00:57:30,720
"Big case."

1208
00:57:31,514 --> 00:57:33,118
That woman.

1209
00:57:36,695 --> 00:57:39,421
Won't anybody save Curlie?

1210
00:57:39,421 --> 00:57:41,060
(car door closes)

1211
00:57:41,060 --> 00:57:43,128
(car departing)

1212
00:57:51,974 --> 00:57:54,007
♪ ♪

1213
00:58:00,378 --> 00:58:02,213
Wake me in Tallahassee.

1214
00:58:02,213 --> 00:58:03,885
CHAUFFEUR: Yes, sir.

1215
00:58:16,064 --> 00:58:18,097
♪ ♪

1216
00:58:41,221 --> 00:58:43,254
♪ ♪

1217
00:58:45,830 --> 00:58:48,061
(water splashing gently)

1218
00:59:15,618 --> 00:59:17,860
♪ ♪

1219
00:59:21,228 --> 00:59:23,261
(door slides open)

1220
00:59:24,704 --> 00:59:27,804
MAN:
Honey, we eating soon?

1221
00:59:27,804 --> 00:59:29,641
WOMAN: Okay.

1222
00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:33,876
MAN:
Oh. All right.

1223
00:59:38,509 --> 00:59:40,751
(door closes)

1224
00:59:48,189 --> 00:59:50,222
♪ ♪

1225
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,299
(Jamie gasping)

1226
01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,437
Jamie?

1227
01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:12,409
(panting): Waited for you
as long as I could.

1228
01:00:14,644 --> 01:00:16,655
Jamie, no!

1229
01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:24,828
(yelling)

1230
01:00:24,828 --> 01:00:26,390
Jamie, why?

1231
01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:28,667
(gasping)

1232
01:00:32,233 --> 01:00:34,035
Oh, my God.

1233
01:00:34,035 --> 01:00:35,366
Marian.

1234
01:00:36,501 --> 01:00:38,270
CHAUFFEUR: Sir?

1235
01:00:38,270 --> 01:00:39,876
- Sir.
- Hmm?

1236
01:00:40,945 --> 01:00:42,879
Tallahassee, sir.

1237
01:00:42,879 --> 01:00:45,640
- Where to, exactly?
- (sighs)

1238
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:47,851
Yes, um...

1239
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:49,787
The track.

1240
01:00:49,787 --> 01:00:51,855
Dog track? Yes, sir.

1241
01:00:51,855 --> 01:00:53,648
Those penises are trouble,
Jamie.

1242
01:00:53,648 --> 01:00:55,122
JAMIE:
Oh, come on now.

1243
01:00:55,122 --> 01:00:57,960
I thought you were
gonna loosen up.

1244
01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:59,896
You gonna work your way
through all of them?

1245
01:00:59,896 --> 01:01:02,195
No. I like this one.

1246
01:01:03,198 --> 01:01:05,770
Oh, come on. Don't be mad.

1247
01:01:06,399 --> 01:01:07,596
Last night was beautiful,

1248
01:01:07,596 --> 01:01:09,268
but you fell asleep
and I didn't get my turn

1249
01:01:09,268 --> 01:01:10,874
on the waterslide,
if you know what I'm saying.

1250
01:01:10,874 --> 01:01:12,700
- Okay! -All right!
- (Jamie and Marian screaming)

1251
01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:15,109
Everyone, relax. Stay calm.

1252
01:01:15,109 --> 01:01:17,045
We're here for two things.

1253
01:01:17,045 --> 01:01:18,376
- (screaming continues)
- (grunts)

1254
01:01:18,376 --> 01:01:20,180
Careful with that thing,
you fucking moron!

1255
01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:21,885
- Screw you!
- (screaming)

1256
01:01:21,885 --> 01:01:23,711
We're here for two items.

1257
01:01:23,711 --> 01:01:25,119
Whoa. She's naked.

1258
01:01:25,119 --> 01:01:27,517
All right, no big deal.
Just a naked lady.

1259
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:28,892
We're here for two items.

1260
01:01:28,892 --> 01:01:31,026
Yes, this. Please and thank you.

1261
01:01:31,026 --> 01:01:33,127
- And the head box.
- Head box!

1262
01:01:33,127 --> 01:01:34,931
Fuck you!
Don't you fucking lecture me!

1263
01:01:34,931 --> 01:01:36,999
All right, ladies.
No need to panic. One more time.

1264
01:01:36,999 --> 01:01:39,034
Please and thank you.
We're all friends here.

1265
01:01:39,034 --> 01:01:41,663
Two items. Don't panic. Okay.

1266
01:01:41,663 --> 01:01:43,907
Let's get this show on the road.

1267
01:01:43,907 --> 01:01:45,601
(screaming continues)

1268
01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:47,845
Yeah, baby.

1269
01:01:47,845 --> 01:01:55,083
You're such a big, bouncy,
beautiful baby.

1270
01:01:56,152 --> 01:01:58,889
Love doesn't have to die, baby.

1271
01:02:00,651 --> 01:02:02,387
Whoa.

1272
01:02:02,387 --> 01:02:04,796
This is so groovy.

1273
01:02:04,796 --> 01:02:07,799
Now I can love you forever.

1274
01:02:07,799 --> 01:02:09,427
Whoa.

1275
01:02:09,427 --> 01:02:10,835
And ever

1276
01:02:11,695 --> 01:02:15,400
and ever and ever

1277
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:20,537
- and ever and ever.
- And ever and ever.

1278
01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:25,014
Never to wilt, never to wane.

1279
01:02:25,014 --> 01:02:29,117
BOTH: Never to wilt,
never to wane.

1280
01:02:29,117 --> 01:02:33,748
Never to wilt, never to wane.

1281
01:02:33,748 --> 01:02:38,060
(echoing): Never to wilt,
never to wane.

1282
01:02:38,060 --> 01:02:41,789
Never to wilt, never to wane.

1283
01:02:41,789 --> 01:02:45,463
Never to wilt...

1284
01:02:45,463 --> 01:02:46,794
(bell rings)

1285
01:02:46,794 --> 01:02:49,269
(snarling)

1286
01:02:49,269 --> 01:02:51,007
Took 'em straight here.

1287
01:02:51,007 --> 01:02:52,173
Haven't debriefed 'em, Chief.

1288
01:02:52,173 --> 01:02:54,175
Figured you want to do
the talking.

1289
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,477
This is all they had?

1290
01:02:59,477 --> 01:03:01,215
What's all they had?

1291
01:03:02,350 --> 01:03:06,891
Ladies, you're a day late
and a dick short.

1292
01:03:06,891 --> 01:03:08,926
GOON:
What are you talking about?

1293
01:03:08,926 --> 01:03:11,159
The senator's penis
is not in the case!

1294
01:03:11,159 --> 01:03:13,656
- Not in the...
- Well, that just figures.

1295
01:03:13,656 --> 01:03:15,328
Come on, girls.

1296
01:03:15,328 --> 01:03:17,033
Where's the last phallus?

1297
01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:20,234
(muffled chattering)

1298
01:03:20,234 --> 01:03:22,533
You didn't check the case
before you left?

1299
01:03:22,909 --> 01:03:24,502
I-I...

1300
01:03:24,502 --> 01:03:26,141
He's been stepping on his dick
the whole way down, Chief.

1301
01:03:26,141 --> 01:03:28,044
What have you done, jerk-off?

1302
01:03:28,044 --> 01:03:29,914
I got the Spanish guy's head,
Einstein!

1303
01:03:29,914 --> 01:03:31,377
They gave you the combination,

1304
01:03:31,377 --> 01:03:33,379
and it still took you
15 minutes!

1305
01:03:33,379 --> 01:03:35,084
- FLINT: I never slip up.
- GOON: Right, left,

1306
01:03:35,084 --> 01:03:36,888
- past the first number.
- (yells)

1307
01:03:37,715 --> 01:03:39,957
(snarling)

1308
01:03:50,002 --> 01:03:53,267
The senator is a good man.

1309
01:03:54,138 --> 01:03:57,040
He smoked marijuana
once in college.

1310
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,404
Many of us did.

1311
01:03:58,404 --> 01:04:00,912
- It was a different time.
- (muffled muttering)

1312
01:04:00,912 --> 01:04:03,981
He went to a party
and met a hippie chick,

1313
01:04:03,981 --> 01:04:06,511
Tiffany Plaster Caster.

1314
01:04:12,651 --> 01:04:13,958
Housekeeping.

1315
01:04:13,958 --> 01:04:15,883
(snarling)

1316
01:04:15,883 --> 01:04:20,228
She took a plaster cast
of his excited...

1317
01:04:21,924 --> 01:04:23,264
...thing.

1318
01:04:24,630 --> 01:04:28,566
She made one model
of each of her "old men."

1319
01:04:28,566 --> 01:04:30,106
(beeping)

1320
01:04:31,175 --> 01:04:33,703
At the time, the senator
didn't know that someday

1321
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:36,948
he'd be called on to serve
his community, his state,

1322
01:04:36,948 --> 01:04:39,577
and perhaps someday, his nation.

1323
01:04:41,647 --> 01:04:42,877
He was just a kid.

1324
01:04:42,877 --> 01:04:46,188
(humming an upbeat tune)

1325
01:04:46,188 --> 01:04:50,192
His penis passed
from hand to hand.

1326
01:04:50,192 --> 01:04:52,326
Finally ended up
with an international collector

1327
01:04:52,326 --> 01:04:55,230
named
Alejandro Santos y Obrador.

1328
01:04:55,230 --> 01:04:58,629
(hushed):
You saw him, sort of.

1329
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:05,141
(continues humming)

1330
01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:08,606
(stops humming)

1331
01:05:11,281 --> 01:05:13,545
(housekeeper screaming)

1332
01:05:13,545 --> 01:05:16,845
This penis cannot become
a piece of merchandise.

1333
01:05:16,845 --> 01:05:19,485
Think of it: eBay,

1334
01:05:19,485 --> 01:05:23,786
"Senator Gary Channel's
ding-dong, lightly used."

1335
01:05:23,786 --> 01:05:26,261
Comments, reviews.

1336
01:05:26,261 --> 01:05:28,659
Think of what
it would do to him.

1337
01:05:28,659 --> 01:05:33,037
His children, his family,
his career.

1338
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,303
(gasps)

1339
01:05:36,306 --> 01:05:39,241
- (goons yelling in distance)
- We're not unreasonable.

1340
01:05:39,241 --> 01:05:41,012
We'll gladly pay for it.

1341
01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:42,970
We just...

1342
01:05:42,970 --> 01:05:44,939
Will you please shut up!

1343
01:05:44,939 --> 01:05:46,149
That wasn't my idea!

1344
01:05:46,149 --> 01:05:47,777
I was just trying
to keep us awake.

1345
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:48,844
I was experimenting.

1346
01:05:48,844 --> 01:05:50,120
But you liked it.

1347
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:51,418
- FLINT: No, I didn't!
- I could tell.

1348
01:05:51,418 --> 01:05:53,156
Hey, it was the Irish coffee.
I was drunk!

1349
01:05:53,156 --> 01:05:54,586
Drunk on cock.

1350
01:05:54,586 --> 01:05:56,390
- FLINT: No! I didn't.
- It's not my thing.

1351
01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:58,062
I was just trying
to help you be a man.

1352
01:05:58,062 --> 01:05:59,954
- To understand life.
- No!

1353
01:05:59,954 --> 01:06:02,561
- The stuff of life!
- No, no, no!

1354
01:06:02,561 --> 01:06:03,826
(groaning)

1355
01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:05,135
(screaming)

1356
01:06:05,135 --> 01:06:08,072
CHIEF: God, man,
what are you doing?!

1357
01:06:08,072 --> 01:06:10,239
- (both screaming)
- (Flint yelling)

1358
01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:14,243
(Marian and Jamie whimpering)

1359
01:06:25,014 --> 01:06:27,388
(Marian and Jamie
whimpering loudly)

1360
01:06:31,262 --> 01:06:33,130
(gun clicks)

1361
01:06:35,827 --> 01:06:37,563
(clicking)

1362
01:06:41,536 --> 01:06:42,568
Mommy.

1363
01:06:44,770 --> 01:06:46,803
(crying)

1364
01:06:53,317 --> 01:06:55,977
(door opens, closes)

1365
01:06:55,977 --> 01:06:58,518
(dogs barking, yelping
in distance)

1366
01:07:00,456 --> 01:07:02,687
(dogs barking in distance)

1367
01:07:04,526 --> 01:07:06,229
MARIAN: All right, we have to
get back to the hotel

1368
01:07:06,229 --> 01:07:07,725
and grab the penis
out of the bed.

1369
01:07:07,725 --> 01:07:08,990
Then we switch hotels.

1370
01:07:08,990 --> 01:07:11,102
You grab the penis.
I'll meet you at the hotel.

1371
01:07:11,102 --> 01:07:12,532
Okay. The La Lanterna.

1372
01:07:12,532 --> 01:07:14,930
I'll check in
under the name Abzug.

1373
01:07:14,930 --> 01:07:17,174
- Where are you going?
- Art store.

1374
01:07:22,511 --> 01:07:24,346
(barking)

1375
01:07:24,346 --> 01:07:26,513
WOMAN:
Next customer, please.

1376
01:07:26,513 --> 01:07:29,318
SUKIE: Shinkleman.
Going to Tallahassee.

1377
01:07:29,318 --> 01:07:31,045
Don't ask me why.

1378
01:07:31,045 --> 01:07:33,850
(line ringing)

1379
01:07:33,850 --> 01:07:35,621
MAN (over phone):
<i>Committee to Reelect.</i>

1380
01:07:35,621 --> 01:07:37,458
JAMIE:
I need to speak to the senator.

1381
01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:40,989
MAN: <i>Well, who should I say
is calling?</i>

1382
01:07:40,989 --> 01:07:43,398
Someone who has his...

1383
01:07:44,896 --> 01:07:47,105
...personal effects.

1384
01:08:00,780 --> 01:08:03,220
- (airplane engine whirring)
- (barking)

1385
01:08:18,028 --> 01:08:20,534
- (line clicks)
- GARY (over phone): <i>Who is this?</i>

1386
01:08:20,534 --> 01:08:21,865
Senator?

1387
01:08:21,865 --> 01:08:24,340
<i>Yes. Who is this?</i>

1388
01:08:24,340 --> 01:08:27,211
Somebody who wants
a million dollars.

1389
01:08:27,211 --> 01:08:30,808
If you can get it by tonight,
you can have your thing back.

1390
01:08:30,808 --> 01:08:32,447
Everybody's things.

1391
01:08:32,447 --> 01:08:35,219
I'll tell you where to bring
the money. Come alone.

1392
01:08:35,219 --> 01:08:37,221
If you're not alone,

1393
01:08:37,221 --> 01:08:39,256
believe me, I'll know it.

1394
01:08:39,256 --> 01:08:41,522
(Alice barking)

1395
01:08:49,268 --> 01:08:50,498
Someone named Jamie Dobbs

1396
01:08:50,498 --> 01:08:52,093
made a phone call
from here last night.

1397
01:08:52,093 --> 01:08:53,369
Uh, yeah. Mm-hmm.

1398
01:08:54,999 --> 01:08:56,867
Well, this is for her.

1399
01:08:56,867 --> 01:08:58,308
Oh, I'm sorry, miss.

1400
01:08:58,308 --> 01:08:59,573
You've missed them.

1401
01:08:59,573 --> 01:09:02,312
Um, her-her friend
just checked them out.

1402
01:09:16,790 --> 01:09:18,823
♪ ♪

1403
01:09:22,268 --> 01:09:23,894
JAMIE: Done.

1404
01:09:25,898 --> 01:09:26,930
With what?

1405
01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:29,273
Tell you later.
I'm gonna clean up.

1406
01:09:30,100 --> 01:09:31,638
Want to join me?

1407
01:09:31,638 --> 01:09:33,838
(dogs barking in distance)

1408
01:09:33,838 --> 01:09:36,445
♪ ♪

1409
01:09:36,445 --> 01:09:38,711
(shower running)

1410
01:09:46,655 --> 01:09:48,688
♪ ♪

1411
01:10:01,098 --> 01:10:02,636
Jamie.

1412
01:10:04,772 --> 01:10:06,376
I want...

1413
01:10:06,376 --> 01:10:07,971
Uh-huh?

1414
01:10:07,971 --> 01:10:11,040
I... I-I want...

1415
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,548
What do you want, sugar sweet?

1416
01:10:15,651 --> 01:10:18,146
I want to make love
with the senator's penis.

1417
01:10:18,146 --> 01:10:21,292
♪ ♪

1418
01:10:34,197 --> 01:10:36,439
♪ ♪

1419
01:10:43,041 --> 01:10:46,284
(moaning, heavy breathing)

1420
01:10:56,791 --> 01:10:59,693
(lively chatter in distance)

1421
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,402
(dance music pulsing
in distance)

1422
01:11:11,509 --> 01:11:14,741
("Fire" by
Lizzy Mercier Descloux playing)

1423
01:11:20,683 --> 01:11:22,584
<i>♪ Fire ♪</i>

1424
01:11:23,488 --> 01:11:25,653
<i>♪ I bid you to burn ♪</i>

1425
01:11:28,119 --> 01:11:29,888
<i>♪ Fire ♪</i>

1426
01:11:29,888 --> 01:11:33,089
<i>♪ I bid you to learn ♪</i>

1427
01:11:33,089 --> 01:11:35,333
(watch ticking)

1428
01:11:39,537 --> 01:11:40,800
Who are you?

1429
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,902
Democrats.

1430
01:11:43,902 --> 01:11:45,475
Mind if we sit down?

1431
01:11:45,475 --> 01:11:48,379
<i>♪ Got your mind,
you turn around ♪</i>

1432
01:11:48,379 --> 01:11:50,744
<i>♪ You've been so blind ♪</i>

1433
01:11:50,744 --> 01:11:53,945
<i>♪ You fall behind, oh, no ♪</i>

1434
01:11:53,945 --> 01:11:55,386
Are they all there?

1435
01:11:55,386 --> 01:11:57,454
<i>♪ Fire ♪</i>

1436
01:11:57,454 --> 01:11:59,456
<i>♪ I'll take you to burn ♪</i>

1437
01:11:59,456 --> 01:12:00,721
Count 'em.

1438
01:12:02,186 --> 01:12:03,922
<i>♪ Fire ♪</i>

1439
01:12:04,826 --> 01:12:06,958
<i>♪ I'll take you to learn ♪</i>

1440
01:12:12,394 --> 01:12:16,374
<i>♪ You've been living
like a little girl... ♪</i>

1441
01:12:17,201 --> 01:12:18,739
We didn't deserve this...

1442
01:12:20,138 --> 01:12:21,841
this commodification.

1443
01:12:23,812 --> 01:12:26,010
These are all good people.

1444
01:12:26,010 --> 01:12:28,782
Important people, too,
some of them.

1445
01:12:29,884 --> 01:12:33,622
There's the head of one of the
bigger Fortune 500 companies.

1446
01:12:34,592 --> 01:12:37,692
The owner of
a large-market football team.

1447
01:12:39,289 --> 01:12:40,893
A Supreme Court justice.

1448
01:12:42,193 --> 01:12:44,391
<i>♪ Fire... ♪</i>

1449
01:12:44,391 --> 01:12:48,472
You little people
titillate yourselves

1450
01:12:48,472 --> 01:12:51,002
with something
that was never meant for you,

1451
01:12:51,002 --> 01:12:55,270
trafficking in
other people's attainments.

1452
01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:56,843
Senator, save the sanctimony.

1453
01:12:56,843 --> 01:12:59,846
And hand over
the million smackers.

1454
01:13:01,949 --> 01:13:05,016
I used to believe in
the unfettered free market.

1455
01:13:05,016 --> 01:13:07,051
<i>♪ Fire ♪</i>

1456
01:13:09,154 --> 01:13:10,989
<i>♪ Fire... ♪</i>

1457
01:13:10,989 --> 01:13:12,122
I don't know.

1458
01:13:15,864 --> 01:13:17,358
<i>♪ Fire... ♪</i>

1459
01:13:17,358 --> 01:13:18,700
Whose head, Senator?

1460
01:13:18,700 --> 01:13:23,001
Don't get lofty with me, women.

1461
01:13:26,468 --> 01:13:28,072
Did we do the wrong thing?

1462
01:13:29,339 --> 01:13:31,207
What if he's the next president?

1463
01:13:32,276 --> 01:13:33,979
WOMAN:
You girls are cute.

1464
01:13:33,979 --> 01:13:37,147
My friends and me are having
a little basement party later.

1465
01:13:37,147 --> 01:13:38,588
You want to join?

1466
01:13:47,027 --> 01:13:48,499
Not tonight.

1467
01:13:49,194 --> 01:13:51,227
(Alice barking)

1468
01:13:52,263 --> 01:13:54,065
Sukie?

1469
01:13:54,065 --> 01:13:55,198
There you are.

1470
01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:57,233
So what was that
crackhead phone call about?

1471
01:13:57,233 --> 01:13:59,235
Wha-What do you mean?
How'd you know I'd be here?

1472
01:13:59,235 --> 01:14:01,578
How many dyke bars are there
in Tallahassee?

1473
01:14:01,578 --> 01:14:03,844
What, are you an executive now?

1474
01:14:03,844 --> 01:14:05,615
Did they, uh, make you
the president

1475
01:14:05,615 --> 01:14:07,210
of Little Miss Liar Pants, Inc.?

1476
01:14:08,279 --> 01:14:10,279
Oh, this? No, I just, uh...

1477
01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:12,182
♪ ♪

1478
01:14:22,293 --> 01:14:23,930
'Cause we thought
they didn't know where we were,

1479
01:14:23,930 --> 01:14:25,635
but somehow they did,
and this morning,

1480
01:14:25,635 --> 01:14:27,263
they put us in the back
of a Toyota Tercel

1481
01:14:27,263 --> 01:14:29,067
and took us to the dog track,
and I'm sure

1482
01:14:29,067 --> 01:14:30,937
they were gonna kill us,
but lucky for us,

1483
01:14:30,937 --> 01:14:32,741
they had left
the most important penis behind.

1484
01:14:32,741 --> 01:14:35,975
Well, you've had a full day.

1485
01:14:38,881 --> 01:14:41,145
- She's yours now.
- (barks)

1486
01:14:42,511 --> 01:14:45,184
Hang on. This doesn't look good.

1487
01:14:48,253 --> 01:14:49,791
(tape rips)

1488
01:14:49,791 --> 01:14:52,662
- (gun fires)
- (people screaming)

1489
01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:03,970
Motherfucker.

1490
01:15:05,270 --> 01:15:06,434
(screaming)

1491
01:15:06,434 --> 01:15:08,711
(barking)

1492
01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,651
SUKIE:
What's she chasing?

1493
01:15:14,651 --> 01:15:16,081
Yeah.

1494
01:15:16,820 --> 01:15:18,149
We forgot to tell you about

1495
01:15:18,149 --> 01:15:20,382
the suave guy's head
in the hatbox.

1496
01:15:20,382 --> 01:15:21,691
(groans)

1497
01:15:21,691 --> 01:15:24,659
(barking continues)

1498
01:15:27,732 --> 01:15:30,700
JAMIE: Boy, I think
I could win against him.

1499
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,702
And now we get to just
keep on going.

1500
01:15:32,702 --> 01:15:35,133
Who's gonna complain
if we keep the car?

1501
01:15:35,133 --> 01:15:37,432
Things could not have
worked out better.

1502
01:15:37,432 --> 01:15:39,676
Well, I guess.

1503
01:15:40,404 --> 01:15:42,074
What's wrong?

1504
01:15:42,074 --> 01:15:46,144
I am fully aware that the
senator is a terrible person,

1505
01:15:46,144 --> 01:15:48,509
but I have to admit,

1506
01:15:48,509 --> 01:15:50,379
I'll miss his...

1507
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:51,787
No worries, girl.

1508
01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:54,284
I made a cast.

1509
01:15:54,284 --> 01:15:55,923
And two copies.

1510
01:15:57,696 --> 01:15:59,157
MARIAN: Great.

1511
01:15:59,157 --> 01:16:00,730
But why two?

1512
01:16:00,730 --> 01:16:02,325
For each other.

1513
01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:04,492
Ladies, your visitor is here.

1514
01:16:04,492 --> 01:16:06,527
Can we get our car?

1515
01:16:06,527 --> 01:16:10,003
You know, hers and hers.

1516
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,008
Aunt Ellis.

1517
01:16:16,308 --> 01:16:17,813
Oh, hello, darling.

1518
01:16:17,813 --> 01:16:19,408
- She's your aunt?
- Uh-huh.

1519
01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:20,816
Uncle John met her in church.

1520
01:16:20,816 --> 01:16:22,609
Watch what you say.
She's very religious.

1521
01:16:22,609 --> 01:16:24,853
So good to see you.

1522
01:16:25,790 --> 01:16:27,053
This is my friend Jamie.

1523
01:16:27,053 --> 01:16:28,659
Oh, how are you,
young lady?

1524
01:16:28,659 --> 01:16:30,155
This your first time
in Tallahassee?

1525
01:16:30,155 --> 01:16:32,927
Yes, ma'am,
and what a beautiful city.

1526
01:16:32,927 --> 01:16:35,732
- Not like Miami.
- Oh, no, no.

1527
01:16:35,732 --> 01:16:37,965
Not like Miami.

1528
01:16:37,965 --> 01:16:39,934
You able to stay with us long?

1529
01:16:39,934 --> 01:16:41,397
No, unfortunately...

1530
01:16:41,397 --> 01:16:43,102
Right after birding,
we're off to Massachusetts.

1531
01:16:43,102 --> 01:16:45,170
- We just decided last night.
- Jamie.

1532
01:16:45,170 --> 01:16:46,974
Well, what do they have
in Massachusetts

1533
01:16:46,974 --> 01:16:49,570
that we don't have right here
in North Florida?

1534
01:16:49,570 --> 01:16:51,682
Women can get married there.

1535
01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:57,248
To each other?

1536
01:16:59,725 --> 01:17:01,054
Hmm.

1537
01:17:02,057 --> 01:17:04,827
Well, that's an innovation.

1538
01:17:04,827 --> 01:17:07,764
("Cryin' My Eyes Out (Lyin'
Beside You)" by Shannon Shaw)

1539
01:17:07,764 --> 01:17:10,030
(engine starts)

1540
01:17:19,470 --> 01:17:21,338
- Ladies!
- (song stops)

1541
01:17:33,319 --> 01:17:35,088
(song resumes)

1542
01:17:35,088 --> 01:17:38,025
<i>♪ Here I am ♪</i>

1543
01:17:38,025 --> 01:17:41,193
<i>♪ Lying beside you ♪</i>

1544
01:17:41,193 --> 01:17:44,834
<i>♪ Feeling your heart
beat in time ♪</i>

1545
01:17:44,834 --> 01:17:48,134
<i>♪ Same as mine ♪</i>

1546
01:17:49,632 --> 01:17:51,907
<i>♪ Here I am ♪</i>

1547
01:17:51,907 --> 01:17:55,537
<i>♪ Since I'm beside you ♪</i>

1548
01:17:55,537 --> 01:17:59,079
<i>♪ And I'm your wife
and you're mine ♪</i>

1549
01:17:59,079 --> 01:18:03,853
<i>♪ Everything's fine, fine ♪</i>

1550
01:18:04,856 --> 01:18:08,022
<i>♪ You were the second thing
that I ♪</i>

1551
01:18:08,022 --> 01:18:10,860
<i>♪ I ever knew ♪</i>

1552
01:18:10,860 --> 01:18:14,996
<i>♪ Didn't think there was
anything on this earth ♪</i>

1553
01:18:14,996 --> 01:18:18,428
<i>♪ That you couldn't do ♪</i>

1554
01:18:19,728 --> 01:18:22,234
<i>♪ Here I am ♪</i>

1555
01:18:22,234 --> 01:18:25,435
<i>♪ Lying beside you ♪</i>

1556
01:18:25,435 --> 01:18:29,538
<i>♪ Feeling your heart
beat in time ♪</i>

1557
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:33,014
<i>♪ Same as mine ♪</i>

1558
01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:36,380
<i>♪ Here I am ♪</i>

1559
01:18:36,380 --> 01:18:39,746
<i>♪ Since I'm beside you ♪</i>

1560
01:18:39,746 --> 01:18:43,750
<i>♪ And I'm your wife
and you're mine ♪</i>

1561
01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:49,030
<i>♪ Everything's fine, fine ♪</i>

1562
01:18:49,030 --> 01:18:52,462
<i>♪ Hands still strong
and fingers straight ♪</i>

1563
01:18:52,462 --> 01:18:56,136
<i>♪ Where have you been,
for goodness' sake? ♪</i>

1564
01:18:56,136 --> 01:18:59,601
<i>♪ What do you feel
from this point, huh? ♪</i>

1565
01:18:59,601 --> 01:19:02,978
<i>♪ What will it take? ♪</i>

1566
01:19:19,425 --> 01:19:21,623
<i>♪ You were the second thing ♪</i>

1567
01:19:21,623 --> 01:19:25,836
<i>♪ That I ever knew ♪</i>

1568
01:19:25,836 --> 01:19:30,038
<i>♪ Didn't think there was
anything on this earth ♪</i>

1569
01:19:30,038 --> 01:19:33,910
<i>♪ You couldn't do ♪</i>

1570
01:19:34,638 --> 01:19:40,510
♪ ♪

1571
01:20:06,736 --> 01:20:09,110
<i>♪ Here I am ♪</i>

1572
01:20:09,110 --> 01:20:12,575
<i>♪ Lying beside you ♪</i>

1573
01:20:12,575 --> 01:20:16,183
<i>♪ Feeling your heart
beat in time ♪</i>

1574
01:20:16,183 --> 01:20:19,417
<i>♪ Same as mine ♪</i>

1575
01:20:20,992 --> 01:20:23,388
<i>♪ Here I am ♪</i>

1576
01:20:23,388 --> 01:20:26,853
<i>♪ Since I'm beside you ♪</i>

1577
01:20:26,853 --> 01:20:30,494
<i>♪ And I'm your wife
and you're mine ♪</i>

1578
01:20:30,494 --> 01:20:35,664
<i>♪ Everything's fine, fine. ♪</i>

1579
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,567
(song ends)

1580
01:20:37,567 --> 01:20:39,140
<i>♪ Well... ♪</i>

1581
01:20:39,140 --> 01:20:41,505
("Got My Mojo Working" by
Joyce Harris & The Daylighters)

1582
01:20:41,505 --> 01:20:46,246
<i>♪ I got my mojo working,
but it-it won't work on you ♪</i>

1583
01:20:46,246 --> 01:20:49,645
<i>♪ Yeah, I got my mojo working ♪</i>

1584
01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:52,384
<i>♪ It just won't work on you ♪</i>

1585
01:20:52,384 --> 01:20:55,486
<i>♪ Well, I'm going
to love you so ♪</i>

1586
01:20:55,486 --> 01:20:58,390
<i>♪ Till I don't know what to do ♪</i>

1587
01:20:59,998 --> 01:21:03,362
<i>♪ I got my four-leaf clover
all a-hangin' high ♪</i>

1588
01:21:03,362 --> 01:21:06,464
<i>♪ Got my black cat bones
all clear and dry ♪</i>

1589
01:21:06,464 --> 01:21:08,829
<i>♪ Got my mojo working ♪</i>

1590
01:21:08,829 --> 01:21:11,601
<i>♪ It won't work on you ♪</i>

1591
01:21:11,601 --> 01:21:14,142
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm going
to love you so ♪</i>

1592
01:21:14,142 --> 01:21:17,112
<i>♪ Till I don't know what to do ♪</i>

1593
01:21:18,643 --> 01:21:21,985
<i>♪ I got my hoodoo ashes
all around your place ♪</i>

1594
01:21:21,985 --> 01:21:25,252
<i>♪ Got my black cat boots
underneath your bed ♪</i>

1595
01:21:25,252 --> 01:21:27,419
<i>♪ Got my mojo working ♪</i>

1596
01:21:27,419 --> 01:21:29,784
<i>♪ It won't work on you ♪</i>

1597
01:21:29,784 --> 01:21:32,721
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm going
to love you so ♪</i>

1598
01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:35,427
<i>♪ Till I don't know what to do ♪</i>

1599
01:21:37,497 --> 01:21:39,431
<i>♪ I got my mojo working ♪</i>

1600
01:21:39,431 --> 01:21:40,894
<i>♪ Oh, let me hear it ♪</i>

1601
01:21:40,894 --> 01:21:42,434
<i>♪ Got my mojo working ♪</i>

1602
01:21:42,434 --> 01:21:43,831
<i>♪ Come on by, now ♪</i>

1603
01:21:43,831 --> 01:21:45,503
<i>♪ I got my mojo working ♪</i>

1604
01:21:45,503 --> 01:21:47,340
<i>♪ Like, I mean,
you know, turn me off ♪</i>

1605
01:21:47,340 --> 01:21:49,474
- <i>♪ I got my mojo working ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1606
01:21:49,474 --> 01:21:51,839
<i>♪ I got my mojo working ♪</i>

1607
01:21:51,839 --> 01:21:53,148
<i>♪ Yeah, I know you have ♪</i>

1608
01:21:53,148 --> 01:21:54,985
<i>♪ I got my mojo working ♪</i>

1609
01:21:54,985 --> 01:21:57,845
<i>♪ Yeah, I got my mojo working ♪</i>

1610
01:21:57,845 --> 01:22:00,848
<i>♪ But it just won't
work on you ♪</i>

1611
01:22:00,848 --> 01:22:04,621
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I got my mojo working ♪</i>

1612
01:22:04,621 --> 01:22:07,327
<i>♪ It won't work on you ♪</i>

1613
01:22:07,327 --> 01:22:10,363
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm going
to love you so ♪</i>

1614
01:22:10,363 --> 01:22:13,366
<i>♪ Till I don't know what to do ♪</i>

1615
01:22:13,366 --> 01:22:18,173
<i>♪ Yeah, I got a Gypsy woman
giving me advice ♪</i>

1616
01:22:18,173 --> 01:22:21,176
<i>♪ Red-hot tip
gonna keep on ice ♪</i>

1617
01:22:21,176 --> 01:22:23,376
<i>♪ I got my mojo working ♪</i>

1618
01:22:23,376 --> 01:22:25,510
<i>♪ It won't work on you ♪</i>

1619
01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:28,909
<i>♪ Yeah, I'm going
to love you so ♪</i>

1620
01:22:28,909 --> 01:22:33,419
<i>♪ Till I don't know
what to do. ♪</i>

1621
01:22:33,419 --> 01:22:35,421
(song ends)

1622
01:22:40,428 --> 01:22:42,428
♪ ♪

1623
01:22:44,168 --> 01:22:47,070
(quiet, indistinct chatter)

1624
01:22:50,801 --> 01:22:53,043
(indistinct chatter continues)

1625
01:23:28,707 --> 01:23:33,149
(indistinct recording
playing over phone)

1626
01:23:50,058 --> 01:23:52,102
(music fades)