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[Controller] This snake could crush
a human to death in seconds.

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For twenty five thousand pounds,

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what's the length of this snake?

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One hundred and eighty-five centimetres.

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Two hundred and twenty centimetres.

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Two hundred and sixty-five centimetres.

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[Joey] We're well over 185.

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I think we are well over 220.

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So we're nearer to 265.

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-Alright, you sure?
-Yeah.

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-Alright.
-Listen, we've had a go.

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It's not easy.

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[James] There's only so many times
you can measure a snake.

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Cool?

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-[switch beeps]
-[Joey] C. 265.

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[Joey huffs]

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[button beeps]

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[Controller]
For twenty five thousand pounds,

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you have selected answer C.

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Your answer is…

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[Joey] Mate, come on.

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[whispering] You bastard.

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[Controller] Correct.

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-Yes!
-[Joey] Yes! Get in there.

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-Sweet as a nut.
-Oh, mate!

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[James Bond theme music tones]

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[music fades]

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[Kamara] No, put your hands on the wheel.

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[Josh laughs]

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[Kamara] No, just put
your hands on the wheel.

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[Josh] Don’t worry man, I got this.

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[suspenseful music]

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[Kamara] You’re a bit on the side.

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[Josh] Trust me.

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[Kamara] Uh, it’s too much.

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Half an hour, Bubs.

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-[Josh] Half an hour, yeah?
-To find the question, yeah.

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[suspenseful music continues]

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[Controller] Josh and Kamara.

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The married couple.

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[Kamara] Oh my days.

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What is that?

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[sheep bleating]

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[Kamara] Oh, there's sheep.

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What the hell?

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-[Josh trills loudly]
-[Kamara] Slowly, slowly, Bubs.

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[Kamara] Oh my God.

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Oh my God.

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[Josh trilling loudly]

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[Kamara] I'm going to ask him.

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[Josh] Say “Il Ponte di Gravina.”

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-Il Ponte di Gravina.
-Il Ponte di Gravina.

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[Kamara] Okay.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me.

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[panting] Il Ponte di Gravina.

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Uh, you speak English?

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Non capisco l'inglese.

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[Kamara sighs]

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-[Josh] Parli inglese, no?
-No.

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Gravina bridge?

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[farmer] Ah, Gravina.

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[farmer] You need to go from
here and turn left.

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[farmer] No, to the left.

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[Josh] Sì, sì, sì.

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-This way?
-[Josh] Huh?

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-I don't know.
-[both laugh]

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[Josh] He said, just go straight on
and then on the left side.

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-And time?
-Time.

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[farmer] Twenty minutes.

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Ten?

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Ten minutes, okay, sì. Grazie.

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[Kamara] Alright, come on, let’s go.

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[Josh] Kamara's Caribbean.

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You know, and I'm from Bangladesh.

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You're never going to get this mix, ever.

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This is one of those cocktails
that everybody goes,

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"Oh my God."

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[both laugh]

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And they forever remember it.

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[Controller] Well,
they’ve done alright so far.

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[phone ringing]

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-The phone’s ringing, man.
-[Kamara] Hello?

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[Controller] For five thousand pounds,

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according to legend, a mythical creature
used to roam these lands.

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[suitcase clicks open]

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[Controller] What is
this horned, mythical creature?

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[Josh] It's one of the flags

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that’s got the lion and the unicorn.

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-[Josh] Yeah, I reckon C.
-Kamara] Go on then.

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-What's that, is that green?
-Hold it up.

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-Whoo!
-Yes!

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[Kamara laughs]

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[suspenseful music]

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[Controller] The next question
is for ten thousand pounds.

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You'll find it
eight miles across these mountains

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in the town of Kinlochleven,

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in a house called Kincade.

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[Josh] Kincade house. Kincade!

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[Kamara] Oh shit.

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[Kamara pants]

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[Josh knocks] Hello?

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[Josh] Alright,
we’re looking for something.

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[Josh] Wow, what a house.

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[Kamara] I'm scared, wait.

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[Josh] Wait, hold on.

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[Kamara] Okay, it's all very queen.

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[Josh] I feel bad walking in my shoes.

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Hello?

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Oh look, "play me."

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Oh shit.

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Oh yes, yes, yes. Hold on, hold on.

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[television beeps]

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[Controller] This is Princess Elizabeth
arriving in Scotland with her children.

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Is that Prince Charles?

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[Controller] For ten thousand pounds,

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what year is this?

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[Josh, whispering] Oh flip.

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She was Queen in 1953.

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Yeah, she was Queen in 1953,
so it can't be 1960.

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-[Josh] Yeah.
-Yeah?

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And 1940, it can't be
because she didn't have any children.

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She wasn't married. It was 1950.

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Khalas, done.

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[Josh] Right, are you sure?

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[Kamara, laughing] Oh shit.

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[Josh] A million pounds would be
life changing for us and our children.

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To be able to buy a home.

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To be able to buy a car.

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[Controller] You chose option B.

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[Josh] To even move your life
into a different area.

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We grew up on the largest
social housing estate

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in the whole of Europe.

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Racism, knife crime, gun crime.

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Anything that we do, to be honest, now,

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we do it for our children.

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We don't want them
to go through that same life.

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[Controller] Your answer is…

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[whispering] Oh my God.

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Please.

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-[Controller] Correct.
-Yes!

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Oh my God.

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-[Kamara] What?
-[Josh] Whoo!

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Yeah?

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You smashed it. Well done,
well done, well done, well done.

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[Controller] The next question
is for twenty-five thousand pounds.

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You'll find it thirty miles away,

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next to Il Ponte di Gravina.

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When you get there,
look for the highest point.

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You have ninety minutes.

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[Kamara] Okay, there's the junction.

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Come on, come on, come on, come on.

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-Let's go.
-[Kamara] Focus.

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Just look out for signs,
just keep an eye out for signs.

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Il Ponte di Gravina.

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[Kamara] "Gravina."

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-[Josh] Come on, Bubs.
-Yeah.

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[Josh] We got this.

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[both panting]

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[Josh] Careful.

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[Josh] Ooh.

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[Kamara] Oh my days.

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[Josh exhales in awe]

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[Kamara] What the hell?

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[suspenseful music]

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[Kamara] Look for the highest point.

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[Kamara] The highest point
to find the question.

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[Josh] Up on those buildings?

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-By the church bell?
-[Kamara] Unless it's the crane?

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[Josh] The crane?

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Oh my God.

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[music swells]

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[Josh] Oh my God.

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Can you see that, Bubs?

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Yeah, there's something
sticking out up there.

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-At the end?
-Yeah.

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You weren’t expecting that.

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[Kamara] Come on.

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[Kamara] Oh my God.

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You've got to be
actually shitting me right now.

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Oh my God.
Okay, I need a minute to breathe.

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One harness. What?

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So, one of us has to go and do it.

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-[Josh exhales]
-Bubs.

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Are you alright?

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[Josh] I am shitting bricks.

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I'm scared of heights.

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You are not scared of heights, yeah?

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[Kamara] I'm scared of heights.

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But listen, don't come here

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and then start saying
you're scared of heights.

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-Seriously, that's taking the mick.
-Okay.

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All this time,
you haven't even declared it

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and now you're telling me
you're scared of heights.

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Are you… [sighs]

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-[Kamara exhales]
-You can do it.

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Listen, I've honestly got
a genuine fear of heights. [laughs]

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-Alright.
-Yeah?

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That? No.

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Bubs, if you are…

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From that cliff, I was shitting bricks.

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[Kamara] Okay. [sighs]

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-So I'm gonna go up, then.
-[Josh] Yeah.

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-And I'll watch.
-[both laugh]

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Umm, yeah.

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[harness jingling]

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[Kamara] I've always had to have
this kind of exterior of being hard

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and don't show emotion.

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[Josh] Go on.

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[Kamara] And I think that's
to do with just my upbringing.

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[Josh] Mind your head.

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[Kamara whispering indistinctly]

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[Josh] Come on, Kamara.

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[Kamara] I grew up
in a single parent household.

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My dad left
when I was about six years old.

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Nice and slow.

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[Kamara] A lot went on in my household

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and I left home quite young.

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That's when I had to become
really responsible

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in order to survive and…

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basically make something of myself.

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[tense music plays]

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[Kamara] It was always,
I'm kind of fighting.

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I've gotta fight for myself.

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Fighting for my own survival
and making sure that I'm alright.

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Jesus.

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I'm not watching that.

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[Josh exhales]

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[Kamara panting heavily]

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[Kamara] Oh, I feel sick.

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[sighs]

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I'm tired. I'm really tired.

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[Kamara] You've got this,
you've got this, you've got this.

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[Josh] That's it Bubs, you've got this!

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Keep going!

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[wind howling]

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[suspenseful music]

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[Kamara grunts and shouts]

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You are amazing.

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Keep going, Bubs.

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[Kamara breathing shakily]

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[Kamara] Oh shit,
I shouldn't have looked down.

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[panicked] Ooh.

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The wind. The wind.

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[Kamara] You’ve got this,
you’ve got this, you've got this.

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[sighs] Shit.

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Bubs, it's getting windy.

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Oh shit.

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[wind howling and crane rattling]

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[Kamara] Oh shit.

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Oh God. Alright.

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[Kamara, panting] Bubs, I've got here!

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The package is secure on me, Bubs!

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Yes!

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[Josh chuckles] That's my girl!

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[music intensifies]

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[Kamara exhales sharply]

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[intense music continues]

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[music stops]

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[Josh] So proud of you, well done.

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Smashed it.

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00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,680
You smashed it.

263
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,040
Come on,
we need to sort out the questions.

264
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:28,960
[Kamara sighs]

265
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,720
-Alright.
-[suitcase clicks open]

266
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,840
-[Josh] Here it goes.
-[Kamara] Yep, come on.

267
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,840
[Controller] I hope you enjoyed
the breathtaking views

268
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,920
of the Italian countryside.

269
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,880
It was here, in southern Italy,

270
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:54,640
that a professional female poisoner
brewed a deadly potion,

271
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,480
sold in perfume bottles

272
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,600
to women who wanted
to kill their husbands.

273
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,440
It was colourless,

274
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,320
odourless,

275
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,720
tasteless

276
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,280
and thought to have led
to six hundred deaths.

277
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,280
[Josh, laughing] Don't get any ideas.

278
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,800
[Controller]
For twenty-five thousand pounds,

279
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,200
what was the poison made of?

280
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,560
Arsenic.

281
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:21,440
Sulphur.

282
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,880
Gold.

283
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,680
[Josh] Right, okay.

284
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,680
So, gold, definitely not.

285
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,760
-It's got a colour to it.
-Yeah.

286
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,480
Sulphur, sulphur.

287
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,160
Oh God, you know, I'm so tired.

288
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,720
I can't think.

289
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,000
Sulphur.

290
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,400
[Josh] Arsenic…

291
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,880
I think I've heard that
used as a poison.

292
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,360
-[Kamara] Are you sure?
-No, don't put it on me.

293
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,920
[Kamara laughs] Umm…

294
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,520
[Josh, whispering] Arsenic…

295
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,360
I've either had a revelation,

296
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,480
or… [laughs]

297
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,400
Umm.

298
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,600
-You're gonna go for arsenic?
-Yeah, yeah, let's go for it.

299
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,280
[Kamara] If it's red,
it's not even a joke.

300
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,320
[Josh] Don't worry about that,
you smashed it.

301
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,720
You took the world on, mate,
so you don't need to worry about that.

302
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,800
What you did up there was…

303
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,440
Invincible.

304
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,520
[suspenseful music]

305
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,480
[Josh] Some of these questions,
when you're on the spot…

306
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,560
-You just go so dumb.
-I can't think.

307
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,480
Ugh!

308
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,840
[cannister cracks open]

309
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,160
That's it, pull it.

310
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,120
[both] Whoo!

311
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,200
[Kamara] Yes!

312
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,920
Well done, Bubs.

313
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,440
Oh God, we've done it.

314
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,320
-[Josh] Tell everybody.
-Oh my God.

315
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,720
[Josh] Yay, Italy!

316
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,480
Bellissimo!

317
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,560
[Kamara] Okay.

318
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,920
I'm just really tired.

319
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,400
[laughing] I'm happy.

320
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,280
[Josh] Amazing.
Happy tears, happy tears.

321
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,839
Amazing.

322
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,800
[sighs] Okay. Sorry.

323
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:09,880
[both chuckle]

324
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,680
-Feels good, yeah.
-[Josh] Don't say sorry.

325
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,960
[Josh] You were amazing.

326
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,680
I'm happy.

327
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,800
We did it.

328
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,160
[Controller] "We"?

329
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,079
That's generous.

330
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,160
[Kamara] Well done, Bubs. [chuckles]

331
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,240
[dramatic music]

332
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
[dramatic music continues]

333
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,760
[car horn sounds]

334
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,160
[Keith] There might be
some road signs up here.

335
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,640
There is a kiosk, if you want to…

336
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,560
[Nick] Do you want to dive out and ask?

337
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,080
-[Keith] Can do.
-[Nick] Yeah.

338
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,400
[Keith] Scusi. English?

339
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,800
-[man] Little bit.
-[Keith] Little bit?

340
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,440
Via dei Tribunali?

341
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,400
[man] Two Peroni?

342
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,640
-[man] Two Peroni.
-[Keith] No, no, no.

343
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,080
Directions.
We're looking for Via dei Tribunali.

344
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,240
[indecipherable]

345
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,240
-Via dei Tribunali?
-[Nick] Tribunali!

346
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,040
[Keith] Yeah. Is it that way?

347
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,320
[man] Ten minutes about.

348
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,080
[Keith] Okay, thank you.

349
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,800
-[Nick] Yeah?
-[Keith] Yeah.

350
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,000
He was trying to give me
a Peroni. [laughs]

351
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,320
-[Nick] A what?
-A beer.

352
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,240
[suspenseful music]

353
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,560
[Keith and Nick talking indistinctly]

354
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,280
[music intensifies]

355
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,080
[Controller] Keith and Nick.

356
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,400
[Nick] You've done
more doors than I've done.

357
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,920
-[door breaks]
-[Keith] That's one out.

358
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,440
[Controller] Two ex-coppers.

359
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:51,080
[Keith] We've got ski poles
and a big silver metal case.

360
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,320
[Controller] For five thousand pounds…

361
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,560
[suitcase clicks open]

362
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:59,680
What were the powerful family groups
that ran Scotland called?

363
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,680
[Nick] I am fairly certain
that that's B, the clans.

364
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,080
[both] Together.

365
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,640
[both] Yes!

366
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,160
[both laughing]

367
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,520
[Controller] The next question
is for ten thousand pounds.

368
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,800
This is Castle Stalker.

369
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,800
For centuries,
a place where hawks were kept.

370
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,680
What were these hawks used for?

371
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,320
Spying.

372
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,520
Hunting.

373
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,960
Sending messages.

374
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,400
[Nick] Definitely not spying.
That was pigeons.

375
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,160
I'll go with hunting.

376
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,480
[Keith] Don't push that play button
unless you are 100%.

377
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,240
We're pushing it together, mate.

378
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,640
[button clicks]

379
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,200
[Controller] Your answer is…

380
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,280
Correct.

381
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,080
[both laughing] Yes!

382
00:19:55,440 --> 00:20:00,040
[Controller] The next question
is for twenty-five thousand pounds.

383
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,960
Straight up that way, isn't it?

384
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,080
[Controller] You'll find it
on the Via dei Tribunali,

385
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,800
in the Caseggiato Sciarra
on the third floor.

386
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,160
-[Keith] Right…
-[Nick] Caseggiato…

387
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,080
Hold on, is this the right one?

388
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,320
[Nick] Yes.

389
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,560
[indistinct chatter]

390
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,520
Only got 15 minutes.

391
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,760
[Nick] Okay.

392
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,680
[Keith] When I first retired,
it took me about six months

393
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,960
just to get used to the fact
that I wasn't carrying my ID card.

394
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,040
[tense music]

395
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,920
[Keith] It was who I was for 30 years.

396
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,280
That sense of identity.

397
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,440
Got nine minutes, Nick.

398
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,640
[Keith panting heavily]

399
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,400
If you're gonna find it,
now would be a good time.

400
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,760
30 years of family,
and it's almost like a bereavement.

401
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,280
-[Nick] "Caseggiato Sciarra".
-[Keith] You found it?

402
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:04,480
[Nick] I first worked on shift
with Keith in 1991.

403
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,280
We've been close friends ever since.

404
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,520
-[Keith] We've got to run.
-Got to get to the third floor now.

405
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,520
[Nick] We think the same.

406
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,160
We were good at solving stuff,
we were good at getting on together

407
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,240
and when things were rough at work
or you've had a bad day,

408
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,080
he was there to support.

409
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,920
-[Keith] Try the door.
-It's open.

410
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,000
[Keith] Okay. Hello? Anyone here?

411
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,200
-[Keith] This is interesting.
-Okay.

412
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,400
[Nick] What have we got here?

413
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,880
[Keith] Looks like someone's been
going through a diary or something.

414
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,560
[Keith] Nick? You coming?

415
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,720
[Nick] Okay.

416
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,240
[Keith] Big trunk.

417
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,000
[Nick] Shall we open it?

418
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,120
-Ugh!
-[Keith] Oh, okay.

419
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,480
[snakes slithering]

420
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,280
[Keith] Right.

421
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,840
[Nick] You alright doing that?

422
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,240
Well…

423
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,280
In a second.

424
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,640
[snake hissing]

425
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,280
They do look a little bit feisty.

426
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,800
[Keith] Ah, here we go.

427
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,440
[suitcase clicks open]

428
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,640
Unless there's a snake hiding in this one.

429
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,400
[gasps]

430
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,840
[Nick] Now, I would suggest
that this little thing…

431
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,360
-[Keith] Goes back in the box?
-Back in that box.

432
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,120
[Keith pants]

433
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,680
[Nick] You reckon
I can pick it up by the tail?

434
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,120
-[Keith] It will be very wriggly.
-You reckon?

435
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,880
[Nick] Hold on.

436
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,200
[Keith] Okay, I'll go get…

437
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,280
[tense music plays]

438
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,040
[Nick] That was
a bit too close for comfort.

439
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,800
[panting heavily]

440
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,720
[Keith] It's their heads
they want to keep under control.

441
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,520
-[Nick] Go on then.
-Alright.

442
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,080
-[Nick] You got it?
-I've got it, you get the box.

443
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,440
-[Nick] I'll get the box.
-You get the box.

444
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,480
[Keith] Sooner rather than later, please.

445
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,720
And we'll put him back in with his mates.

446
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,880
[Nick] Lovely piece of tail. There we go.

447
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,560
-[both panting]
-[Nick] Teamwork.

448
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,560
I have never, ever

449
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,200
handled a snake like that before.

450
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,560
[Keith] You didn't handle it,
you dropped it.

451
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,160
I handled it and then it put
its head near my hand.

452
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,240
Yeah, yeah.

453
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,080
[Controller]
Please don't let the snakes bother you.

454
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,560
They're fairly harmless.

455
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,680
[whispers] "Fairly."

456
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:21,080
[Controller] The painting
in front of you is a masterpiece.

457
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,400
Modigliani's Woman with a Fan.

458
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,440
In 2010, it was stolen

459
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,200
in one of the world's biggest art heists,

460
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,600
along with Picassos and Matisses.

461
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,320
The value of the stolen artworks
was thought to be

462
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,360
over a hundred million pounds.

463
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,120
The man responsible was captured

464
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,160
and sentenced in a Parisian court.

465
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,000
For twenty-five thousand pounds,

466
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,800
how many years in prison
was the man sentenced to?

467
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,800
What the…

468
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,360
[Controller] Two years.

469
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,080
Eight years.

470
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,560
Twenty-five years.

471
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,120
[Nick] Okay…

472
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,040
Alright.

473
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,240
[Nick] Okay, I have absolutely no idea.

474
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,600
However, there's a newspaper over there.

475
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,880
-I was gonna say…
-Let's have a look round.

476
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,440
There might be some clues.

477
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,880
[suspenseful music]

478
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,440
Trouble is, I don't read Italian.

479
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,040
No, but it might say
in fairly big letters.

480
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,600
-Well, there's nothing on that one.
-Okay.

481
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,040
[Keith] Literally every book
in here is on art.

482
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,440
-Anything in yours?
-No.

483
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,400
[Keith] What are you thinking
at the moment?

484
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
It's a French court.

485
00:25:55,080 --> 00:26:00,000
French courts are notoriously strict
on people, aren't they?

486
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,120
See, I must admit, because of that,

487
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,920
I'm leaning more towards the 25
than the eight.

488
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,120
[Keith] Two seems too lenient,

489
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:13,200
and even eight years,
it's a hundred million-pound theft.

490
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,600
Are you gonna get away with eight years
or are we going down for 25?

491
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,560
What's your gut telling you?

492
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,640
Well, my gut's telling me it's 25.

493
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,520
And that's what my gut's telling me.

494
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,000
-[Nick] There's nothing else.
-No.

495
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,440
I can't see anything else
that I can base it on.

496
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,840
[Keith] Your gut's saying 25
and at the moment, my gut's saying 25.

497
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,880
So, happy?

498
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,200
No, I'm not happy, but…

499
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,080
But you're happy with pushing C?

500
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,480
Because we're going round
in circles otherwise.

501
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,200
Yeah, I think so.

502
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,480
I think so.

503
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,120
-[Keith] Ready?
-[Both] Three, two, one, go.

504
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,520
[switch beeps]

505
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,840
-[Keith] Ready?
-Yep.

506
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,920
[button beeps]

507
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,640
[Controller] You chose option C.

508
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,320
-I reckon it's B.
-Probably is now.

509
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,800
[Controller] Your answer is…

510
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,480
Incorrect.

511
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,160
[Keith sighs]

512
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,160
[Keith] Just tell us.

513
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,440
[Nick] Put us out of our misery, please.

514
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,720
[tense music builds]

515
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,840
-[Controller] Incorrect.
-Ugh.

516
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,920
[chuckles]

517
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,080
Criminal.

518
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,480
-Bye-bye.
-[beep]

519
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,080
ART THIEF SENTENCED TO EIGHT YEARS

520
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,200
[church bell ringing]

521
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,040
[phone ringing]

522
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,720
Hello?

523
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,720
[Controller] The next question
is for fifty thousand pounds.

524
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,480
You'll find it twenty miles away.

525
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,160
-20 miles away.
-20 miles?

526
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,560
-[Controller] In the town of Matera…
-[Josh] In the town of Matera.

527
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,040
[Controller]
At a restaurant called Taranto.

528
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,040
[Josh] At a restaurant called Taranto.

529
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,840
[Controller] You have 90 minutes
to reach the question.

530
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,720
Ninety minutes.
A restaurant called Taranto.

531
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,800
Alright.

532
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,560
-[Josh] Let's go.
-Okay. What do you want to do?

533
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,360
Twenty miles away?

534
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,560
We should jump on the car.

535
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,480
Alright, so, back that way.

536
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,720
-Yeah? You remember?
-Yep.

537
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,080
Matera.

538
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,600
[engine whirring]

539
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,120
Oh God, seatbelt.

540
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,680
[Kamara] You got it?

541
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,920
[engine whirring]

542
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,440
Oh my God, don't tell me.
Is the car not working?

543
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,520
It is, it is.

544
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,600
I think.

545
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,400
[engine whirring]

546
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,200
[Kamara] What is going on?

547
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,080
[Josh] Turn.

548
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,320
-[Josh] Right, the car's not working.
-Okay.

549
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,200
Seriously, man.

550
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,600
Like, as if you get
a bloody good car like that

551
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,840
and then…

552
00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,960
I tell you what,

553
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,200
a hundred percent,
it's that guy we speak to on the phone.

554
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,680
He's messed up our car.

555
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,840
[Josh] Sorry.

556
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,320
English?

557
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,840
No English?

558
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:20,280
-It's not London, where you get taxis.
-Shall we ask one of those guys?

559
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,960
-Which guys?
-In that car there.

560
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,040
-[Josh] English?
-[man] Little.

561
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,040
[Josh] Oh, fantastic!

562
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,920
We want to get to Matera.
Can you take us to Matera?

563
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,320
-Come on.
-Okay, amazing.

564
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,400
[Kamara] Thank you.

565
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,800
-My name is Gino.
-Hi, Gino!

566
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,640
You are a superstar.

567
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,400
-[Gino laughs]
-Thank you so much.

568
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,160
-[Josh] We've got 65 minutes.
-Just over an hour.

569
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,560
[Josh] Just over an hour.
We need to get there.

570
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,040
[Kamara] Can you go fast?
And the quickest route.

571
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,840
-[Gino] In the dialect of Matera…
-[Josh] Yes?

572
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,560
[Gino] "Come on" is “sciamaninn”.

573
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,120
[Josh and Kamara] Sciamaninn.

574
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,560
[Kamara] Okay, sciamaninn!

575
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,960
-[Gino] Sciamaninn!
-[both] Sciamaninn!

576
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,920
-[Josh] Let's go!
-[Gino] Sciamaninn!

577
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,040
[both] Sciamaninn!

578
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,280
[tense music]

579
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,320
[Josh] Do you know
where the restaurant…

580
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,600
-Yum yum?
-[Josh] Yes.

581
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,320
-[Kamara] Taranto.
-[Josh] Taranto, Taranto.

582
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,880
[Gino] Yes.

583
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,480
It's a very good restaurant!

584
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,040
[Josh] You can take us there?

585
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,960
[Josh] You are an angel.

586
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,200
[intense music]

587
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,400
[Josh] Okay, let's go.

588
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,480
Just keep going up.
He said straight, straight up.

589
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,320
So, let's just keep going straight.

590
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,480
-[Josh] 15 minutes.
-Shit, we've got 15 minutes, come on.

591
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,080
[Josh] Let's run, come on.

592
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,880
[both panting]

593
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,280
-[Josh] Right here, right here.
-Come on.

594
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,160
-[Josh] Careful, steps.
-Yep.

595
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,000
[Josh] Up here, there're no lights there.
There's no restaurant.

596
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,080
[dog barking]

597
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,080
[Josh] Look. Oh, yes!

598
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:03,960
[Kamara] Oh! Oh!

599
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,880
-[Josh] Come on, let's go. We made it.
-Alright, quickly.

600
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,960
[suspenseful music]

601
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,400
[Josh] Press there.

602
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,000
[Kamara] Is there a key?

603
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,080
[Josh knocks]

604
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,640
[Kamara] Any keys?

605
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,440
[Josh] I'm trying to think.
What to do? What to do?

606
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,480
-[Josh] Oh shit.
-There's nothing there.

607
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,600
[rattling]

608
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,520
[Josh] Keys? No, that's glass.

609
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,640
[Kamara] Should we smash
the glass? Bust the door?

610
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,480
No, I'm going to try and kick it.

611
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,320
[Kamara] Yeah, go on, kick that.

612
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,800
One, two, three. Whoa, shit!

613
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,640
-Okay, let's go.
-[Josh] Okay.

614
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,360
-[Kamara] Oh my God.
-Whoo!

615
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,880
[Josh] This looks crazy. Demonic.

616
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,040
[Kamara] Come on.

617
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:50,800
[Josh] What's going on here?

618
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,120
[Kamara] Geez.

619
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,680
-[Josh] This is freaking me out.
-Oh my God.

620
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,080
-Oh! Yo!
-[gasps] Wait, wait, wait.

621
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,880
-[Kamara] What?
-Look, look, look.

622
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,360
[Kamara] That's not real. Is that real?

623
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,440
[Josh] Look, knock it. [knocks on glass]

624
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,880
-[Kamara] No, it's not real. See?
-We've got the briefcase.

625
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,680
-Okay. Alright.
-[suitcase clicks open]

626
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,280
[Josh panting heavily]

627
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,440
[Controller] The nearby city of Taranto

628
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,720
inspired the name
of this beautiful spider.

629
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:28,800
Tarantula.

630
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,720
[Controller] For thousands of years,

631
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,600
people have lived in fear
and harmony with the tarantula.

632
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:40,000
Its fearsome bite
gave rise to a wild dance,

633
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,240
the tarantella,

634
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:46,600
associated with the writhing agony
that can follow a tarantula’s bite.

635
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,320
For fifty thousand pounds,

636
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,720
approximately how much
does this tarantula weigh?

637
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,800
[Josh] Oh, Jesus Christ.

638
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,480
[Controller] Twenty-three grams.

639
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,160
Fifty-three grams.

640
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,800
Eighty-three grams.

641
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,000
[Josh] How in the flip
are you gonna work that one out?

642
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,880
-I'm saying…
-How much…

643
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,640
All I'm thinking
is taking that spider out

644
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,320
and look for some…

645
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:21,360
-[Kamara] I'm not touching it.
-[laughs] …set of scales or something.

646
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,720
-And then…
-Is that a real spider?

647
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,840
[Josh] I don't know, man. Wait, hold on.

648
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,360
-[Josh] Oh no!
-Shit. Shit.

649
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,720
That's a real spider.

650
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,920
Oh my…

651
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,120
[Josh gasps] Jesus!

652
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,720
Whoo! [gasps]

653
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,360
[Kamara] No, seriously,
I'm not touching it.

654
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,840
[Josh] We can find some scales,
put it in there…

655
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,760
No, no, no. There's no scales here.

656
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,200
[Josh] And we'll put the tarantula
or whatever onto the scales.

657
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,440
[Kamara] Bubs…

658
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,560
[Josh] Ugh, shit.

659
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,960
-[Kamara] Can we just look for clues?
-This is a kitchen, as well.

660
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,640
[Josh] There's scales here.

661
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,600
[Kamara] Ooh, ooh, ooh.

662
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,960
[Josh, muttering] Okay, 23, 53…

663
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,199
[Kamara] Let's work out
how we're gonna weigh it first,

664
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,639
because I don't want to fiddle
too much with it.

665
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,800
So…

666
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,840
[Kamara] Oh, this is 50.

667
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,000
-This is 50.
-Okay.

668
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,120
[Kamara] 50 is the middle ground,
so we'll put 50 on.

669
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:27,320
If the spider comes up too high,
that means that he's too light.

670
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,880
So, if the spider
comes up too high and it's 50,

671
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,280
then that means
the spider would be 23,

672
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,520
and if the spider drops low
and this comes up,

673
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,639
it means that it'll be 80.

674
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,280
But if they're quite balanced,
then it means that he's 53.

675
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,480
Does that make sense?

676
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,120
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

677
00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:48,080
So then we put 50 down
because that's the middle ground.

678
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,960
[Josh] My hair is on end.

679
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,600
-I'm telling you, I've got goosebumps.
-I don't want to have to do this.

680
00:34:54,639 --> 00:34:58,560
[Josh] David Attenborough
can play with that all day long, but…

681
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,200
Like, listen, I'm not on that.

682
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,360
No, I can't. It was alright
when it was scrunched up.

683
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,800
[Josh] Look. Look at that.

684
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,120
[Kamara] Can we just do it?
You're gonna get me scared out of it.

685
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,440
[tense music]

686
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,640
You got this, Bubs.
You got this, you got this.

687
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,920
Don't touch it with the scales.
That's it, Bubs, that's it.

688
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,520
Well done, Bubs.

689
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,640
That's it.

690
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,040
[Kamara, whispering] Okay, okay.

691
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,120
Okay, okay, okay.

692
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,000
[Kamara gasps] Bubs, Bubs.

693
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,800
[music intensifies]

694
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,520
[Josh] Okay, so,
what did you see the scale do?

695
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,880
-What did you see the scale do?
-I didn't see.

696
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,480
[Josh] Give me that.

697
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,480
-Here, take that side.
-Get the box.

698
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,440
[Josh] Shit.

699
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,000
[Josh] Ugh.

700
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,640
[Kamara] That's it.

701
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,920
That's it.

702
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,960
Slowly. Go back to where you was.

703
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,640
Okay. That's it, that's it.

704
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,400
-[Josh] Watch the scale.
-Yep.

705
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,040
[Kamara] Okay, that's it, Bubs.

706
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,120
Wait, not too much.

707
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,360
-Okay, no sudden movements.
-[Josh] Okay.

708
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,400
[Kamara] Wait, wait.

709
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,280
Wait, wait, wait!

710
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,200
He is…

711
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,400
Wait, it's still moving,
don't get the box next to it.

712
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,400
Wait.

713
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,560
-Alright, alright.
-[Josh] It's 53.

714
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,800
-[Kamara] It's 53. Put him back in?
-Yeah.

715
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,680
[Kamara] Alright, come on, spidey.

716
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,040
[sighs] Come on, that's it.

717
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,120
That's it, that's it.

718
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,160
Yes, good boy. Go and get the lid.

719
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,160
[both gasping heavily]

720
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,680
I'm shaking.
Alright, we're saying it's 53, yeah?

721
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,640
-[Josh] Okay, alright.
-My legs, I'm shaking.

722
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,760
-[Kamara] 53?
-Yeah.

723
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,160
[switch beeps]

724
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,640
[button clacks]

725
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,480
[Controller] For fifty thousand pounds,

726
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,000
you chose option B.

727
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,520
Your answer is…

728
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,880
[suspenseful music builds]

729
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,440
[Kamara, softly]
Come on, come on, come on.

730
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,280
Please.

731
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,360
-[Controller] Correct.
-[both] Yes!

732
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,160
[James Bond theme music tones]

733
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,760
-Wicked.
-Phew!

734
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,440
Hey, spidey!

735
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,600
You did it, baby. Bellissimo!

736
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,040
-[Kamara] You did really well.
-No, no. You did well.

737
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,680
[Kamara] Oh, man.

738
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,400
[phone dialling tone]

739
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,480
[James] Alright, Mum? It's James.

740
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,040
[Bone brothers' mum]
Hi, James, how are you?

741
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,800
-Buongiorno!
-[mum] Buongiorno! Where are you?

742
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,120
We're in Venice.

743
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,840
[mum] In Venice? Oh my gosh!

744
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,880
[James] We've won
twenty-five thousand pounds.

745
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,640
You've won twenty five thousand pounds?

746
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,640
Don't tell everyone, we'll get robbed.

747
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:42,080
Yeah, and we've basically done so
by measuring a snake.

748
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,920
[James] Listen, have a quick chat
with Joe, alright? We've got to shoot.

749
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,080
-Alright, Mother?
-Hi, darling. You okay?

750
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,880
Yeah, we've got it. 25 large.

751
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,360
You're doing really well.
You looking after him?

752
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,840
Yeah, he's behaving himself.

753
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,360
He's cut his knee
and he's ripped his shirt open.

754
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,160
But he's doing alright.
His brother's looking after him.

755
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,200
[mum] What did James say about a snake?

756
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,080
I heard snake, but I couldn't hear
exactly what he said.

757
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,560
You're breaking up a bit.

758
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,360
I think we'd better move on, yeah?

759
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,320
So, hopefully we'll see you
when we're fifty grand richer.

760
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,640
Good luck!

761
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,520
Bye, darling, bye. Love you both.

762
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,400
Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye.

763
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,880
[phone ringing]

764
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,120
Here we go.

765
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,840
[Controller] The next question,
for fifty thousand pounds.

766
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,080
Next question. Fifty grand.

767
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,600
[Controller] You'll find it
near St Mark's Square…

768
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,400
Near St Mark's Square.

769
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,920
[Controller] On a yellow buoy,

770
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,120
out in the lagoon.

771
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,480
Out in the lagoon?

772
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,960
Oh my God.

773
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,040
[Controller] You must reach
this question by 7:00 p.m.

774
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,160
or your journey is over.

775
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,000
That's not the yellow buoy there, is it?

776
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,480
[Joey] I reckon it might be.

777
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,520
There's one straight in front of you.

778
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,520
I need a telescope.

779
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,920
[James] There's definitely
something out there.

780
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,920
[Joey] There's something
sitting on there, without a doubt.

781
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,520
[tense music]

782
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,960
-[James] Buongiorno.
-[Joey] How you doing?

783
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,760
[James] Could you take us
to the yellow buoy?

784
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,880
We just want to go to there,
pick something up, come back.

785
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,480
-[both] Please.
-[gondola man 1] Not possible, sir.

786
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,080
-Why not?
-Because there is the races, now.

787
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,640
They're doing a race?

788
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,760
Is there any other way
we can get around to go there?

789
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,160
[gondola man 1]
Not at the moment, it's closed.

790
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,400
-Area's closed.
-[James] But what can we do?

791
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,760
[Joey] We need to find a rogue gondolier.

792
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,800
Someone who's, you know…

793
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,440
-[James] There's a motorboat there.
-Should we ask?

794
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,200
[James] Buongiorno, signor. Buongiorno.

795
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,160
My brother and me,

796
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,000
we need to get to the yellow buoy.

797
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,320
-[Joey] In your boat.
-[James] It's possible?

798
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,560
[man] No, no.
Polizia. Regatta. Closed now.

799
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,320
[James] Please.

800
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,200
Please. We have to get there.

801
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,160
-This is a life-changing opportunity.
-Okay.

802
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,040
-[man] Maybe half past six.
-[Joey] Half an hour?

803
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,320
-[man] 6:30.
-[both] 6:30?

804
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,200
-You'll take us?
-[man] Yeah.

805
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,440
[James] We must leave at 6:30, okay?

806
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,640
[Joey] Because we've got till seven, okay?

807
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,760
-[James] We'll see you here.
-[man] Okay.

808
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,800
[Joey] See you at half six. Thank you.

809
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,960
[suspenseful music]

810
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,920
[James] Do you know what this is?
A nightmare.

811
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,840
Because we're literally losing time.

812
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,360
It wasn't our fault
that we can't get out there.

813
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,880
We was here at five o'clock.

814
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:54,280
[James] I just hope
that we can actually go when he says.

815
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,800
[Joey] As soon as that hits
half six, we're in his boat.

816
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,880
-[Joey] That's got to be the one.
-Yeah, that's the one.

817
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,160
-[alarm beeps]
-[Joey] We got the time, yeah?

818
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,120
-[James] We've got to go.
-Let's go.

819
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,960
[James] Dude.

820
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,160
[Joey] Daniel, ready to go?

821
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,840
No, no. Look, the regatta.

822
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,560
-Daniel.
-[Daniel] It's the regatta, you cannot.

823
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,880
[Joey] As soon as that goes,

824
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,920
if we get in, can we go soon?

825
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,680
Wait. Stay here, wait.

826
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,400
[Joey] We're up against the clock.

827
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,840
We're up against the clock.

828
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,640
-[Joey] We're trying to be calm.
-[James] Yeah, we're trying to be calm.

829
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,400
-[James] We're really up against it.
-[Daniel] Calma.

830
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,640
Of all the days to do it,
a bloody regatta.

831
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,040
[James] Look how chilled he is,
he's having a fag on the boat…

832
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,160
[Joey] He's chill,
but he ain't got fifty grand rested.

833
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,480
Has he?

834
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,600
We’re looking at a life-changing
amount of money now.

835
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,160
[Joey] What's the time?

836
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,760
[James] We've got ten minutes.

837
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,920
They are finished. Come.

838
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,440
[Joey] Thank you so much.

839
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,640
[James chuckles]

840
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:11,680
[engine roars to life]

841
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,400
[James] We might just have
to get a little wriggle on.

842
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,560
[tense music]

843
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,200
[James] Alright, roll in
a bit closer there, Daniel, please.

844
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,280
Look at it,
it's tied round to the bloody chain.

845
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,880
[Joey] Yeah, I've got it.

846
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,600
[James] Alright, get in close, Daniel.

847
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,920
-[Joey] Get us in as best you can.
-[James] As best as you can.

848
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
[tense music continues]

849
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,400
[Joey] Ah! Can't get a grip.

850
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,640
Right, okay.

851
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,880
[James] Alright?

852
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,040
[Joey grunts]

853
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,320
[James grunts]

854
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,240
[Joey] Look, it's all roped up.

855
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,400
-I think first things first is…
-[James] Get the rope undone.

856
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,280
How are we doing for time, James?

857
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,640
We can only do
what we can do at this point.

858
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,000
Let's try and get this out
as much as possible.

859
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,040
[Joey] Needs to be loosened
a little bit more.

860
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,840
Go on, that'll go. That'll go.

861
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,280
That'll go. [grunts]

862
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,000
Alright, let's get it down here.

863
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,000
[Joey] Do we answer it here
or do we get it back to shore?

864
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,560
We haven't got time,
we've got to answer it here.

865
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,400
[James] Let's do it here, mate.

866
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,200
Alright.

867
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,400
-[suitcase clicks open]
-[Joey] Well done.

868
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,840
[James] Here we go.

869
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,960
[Controller]
You are in the Venetian Lagoon.

870
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,240
From here you can see
the entrance to the grand canal.

871
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,160
This is one
of the busiest lagoons in the world,

872
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:50,280
with every kind of boat imaginable
moving around.

873
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:56,160
To prevent accidents and damage
to the foundations of Venice,

874
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,880
speed limits have been imposed.

875
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,760
[softly] Oh, for fuck's sake.

876
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,480
[Controller] For fifty thousand pounds,

877
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,960
in this lagoon where you are now,

878
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,320
what is the speed limit?

879
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,880
Two kilometres an hour.

880
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,200
Seven kilometres an hour.

881
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:18,600
Forty three kilometres an hour.

882
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,440
I reckon, I was just gonna say
seven kilometres an hour.

883
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,880
That's what I think it is.

884
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:26,200
I've seen boats going faster
than two kilometres an hour.

885
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,000
[Joey] But people break
speed limits, remember that.

886
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,880
-But 43 kilometres an hour is fast.
-That's a no.

887
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,280
That's a no-no.

888
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,200
-Can we agree that?
-I'm agreed with that.

889
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,280
Two kilometres an hour…

890
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,160
[James] If I can jog
five kilometres an hour,

891
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:43,240
these boats can go faster than me,

892
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,680
even if they're trickling along
at a slow pace.

893
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:49,240
Well, I would run on a treadmill
at about eight kilometres an hour.

894
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,360
I think it's seven kilometres an hour.

895
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,320
It's got to be faster than two.

896
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,480
How fast is that boat going, over there?

897
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,720
[Joey] It looks faster
than two kilometres an hour.

898
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,280
I'm not saying it's rapid, but it's more
than two kilometres an hour.

899
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,040
-[Joey] And 43 is too fast.
-No way, no way.

900
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,480
-It's got to be seven.
-Let's just do it. Fuck it.

901
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,640
-I'm absolutely knackered.
-Alright, let's do it. Let's do it.

902
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,880
[James] You ready to go?

903
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,240
[cannister cracks open]

904
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,800
[both] Yes!

905
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,200
[both laughing] Yes!

906
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,640
-[Joey] Fifty grand up!
-[James] Fifty large!

907
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:28,920
[Joey] Oi oi!

908
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,160
[James] My student loan
is officially paid!

909
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:35,040
[both cheering loudly]

910
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,400
[James Bond theme music tones]

911
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,760
[Joey] In the words of Axl Rose,
welcome to the jungle.

912
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,760
We're going deep cover, man.

913
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,360
[James Bond theme music tones]