1
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[exclaiming, grunting]

2
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Skadoosh.

3
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-[seagulls cry]
-[dramatic music plays]

4
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Come one, come all.

5
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Who wants to watch
the Soul Reaper and his loser group

6
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meet their maker?

7
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[cheering]

8
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Hey, hey, hey.
Forouzan, this has gone too far.

9
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Have I made some mistakes, huh?

10
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[splutters] Sure, but nobody's perfect.

11
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Tell me about it.

12
00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:57,724
Oh, Po. Please. Take your papa's hand.

13
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I may be an ex-pirate,

14
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but I'm still your dad.

15
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How do I know that?

16
00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,275
How do I know anything anymore?

17
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How do I know that's Rukhmini
and not some weird furry puppet?

18
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Okay, you gotta get over
whatever this is, right now.

19
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Wow. It even talks.

20
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[Forouzan] Hey!

21
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Are you all going to shut up and listen
while I explain your impending demise?

22
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Sure, whatever, demise me.
I don't even care anymore.

23
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Oh, Po. [cries]

24
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Don't worry. I'll bust us outta here.

25
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[grunts]

26
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[exclaiming]

27
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[chuckles awkwardly]

28
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Uh, still making some tweaks, so…

29
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[groans, grunts]

30
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[dramatic music plays]

31
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[grunting]

32
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You've invoked Pirate's Code 32457,

33
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also known as
the Triple Tournament of Certain Doom.

34
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Uh, sorry, uh,
how certain is the "certain doom" part?

35
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It's simple, really. The only rule…

36
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-There are no rules.
-[crowd cheering]

37
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Except the ones I get to make up as I go.

38
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[gasping]

39
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Rules?

40
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What are rules in a world
where truth is tossed to the wind?

41
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Laying it on a bit thick, don't you think?

42
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Po! Focus! [scoffs]

43
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Now, now, there's still hope.
You could win.

44
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There is three rounds of battle,
and you need only to win one.

45
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Do I remember how to fight?
Did I ever know?

46
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If you win,
you can leave with your worthless lives.

47
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And when we win,
we get everything you took from us.

48
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-My sword--
-My antlers!

49
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-And our trunk of--
-[gasps]

50
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Clothes!

51
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Deal.

52
00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:18,281
But if I win,
I will exact my long-awaited revenge,

53
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not just on Ping, but on you all!

54
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[crowd cheers]

55
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Forouzan, please!

56
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If our time together meant anything--

57
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-Blah, blah, blah.
-[gasps]

58
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Okay, you know it takes two
in every relationship.

59
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Hm. What a great idea.

60
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Why don't we do a two-on-two?

61
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[cheering]

62
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[chanting] Two-on-two! Two-on-two!

63
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Who wants to die first?

64
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[whimpers]

65
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You up for this right now?

66
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Yeah, yeah!

67
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Gimme the sweet release
of hand-to-hand combat

68
00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,411
to realign my sense of right and wrong!

69
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[groans]

70
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-[Colin] Enough!
-[exclaims, growls]

71
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I am hereby arresting
the charlatan Luthera of Landreth,

72
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in the name of Her Majesty the Queen.

73
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-[laughs]
-[crowd laughs]

74
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Thanks for volunteering, Antlers.

75
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-[groaning]
-[crowd jeers]

76
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Great.

77
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I was gonna punch out my feelings, but no,
just more disappointment for old Po.

78
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[laughing]

79
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-Stop it.
-Stop.

80
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[Forouzan] This is going to be
so dramatic.

81
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He would not stop talking about you
the whole voyage.

82
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He's obsessed.

83
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I-- You're making it sound weird.
I have a job to do.

84
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Any obsession was strictly professional.

85
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Sure, sure.

86
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And for your opponents…

87
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[cheering]

88
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I choose…

89
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-[Forouzan] The Stabbit Rabbits.
-[cheering]

90
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Aw.

91
00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,192
I don't think I can do this.

92
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They're so puny.

93
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Fight!

94
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-[cheerful music plays]
-[chittering]

95
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[scary music plays]

96
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[exclaiming]

97
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-[grunts, screams]
-Die!

98
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-[Colin] Get it off, get it off!
-[exclaiming]

99
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[cheering]

100
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Watch it!

101
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Ow!

102
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[groaning]

103
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[gasps]

104
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[grunting]

105
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Alright!

106
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That's 15 marks for the Stabbit Rabbits
pulling a KO in under five minutes.

107
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Step right up!

108
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-[Rukhmini] Place your bets.
-Huh?

109
00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:57,565
-Rukhmini! You escaped?
-And you're taking bets against us?

110
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Writing's on the wall, kid.

111
00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:02,528
Got to scrounge up some cash to make
my own way out of this cursed rock.

112
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[grunting]

113
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Get back in there!
Rukhmini needs a new pair of shoes!

114
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Why are they called Stabbit Rabbits
if they don't even stab?

115
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-[gasps]
-[grunts]

116
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Blade!

117
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My friend's gonna get her head chopped off
because of you, you lying pirate liar!

118
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[gasps]

119
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[splutters] Po,
you have never spoken to me this way.

120
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[spluttering]

121
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I don't even know who you are anymore,
and that makes me mad!

122
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-Po, please. It's still me, your dad.
-[soft music plays]

123
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Take my hand,

124
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just as you did when you were little.

125
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Remember?

126
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No!

127
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[sighs]

128
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[grunting]

129
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Stop thrashing!

130
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I'm not thrashing, you're thrashing!

131
00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,219
[groaning]

132
00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,806
[Forouzan] Three, two, one,

133
00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,182
out!

134
00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,184
[groaning]

135
00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:19,730
Put the knives away, boys.
I get the honors at the end of this.

136
00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:22,567
Round one goes to the rabbits.

137
00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,569
[cheering]

138
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-[gasps]
-[groans]

139
00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:28,865
-Whoa!
-Ow!

140
00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,950
[laughing]

141
00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:37,748
Oof. That was embarrassing for you.

142
00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,501
She called the match
before it was even over!

143
00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,086
It's totally rigged.

144
00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,504
I hate pirates.

145
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[spluttering] It is rigged.
Of course it is.

146
00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:51,721
That went by quicker than we expected,
didn't it, folks?

147
00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,097
[jeering]

148
00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,019
Wasn't much of a show, was it?

149
00:07:58,102 --> 00:07:59,645
No!

150
00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:05,359
But I've always thought
the most fun is one-on-one.

151
00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,487
[cheering]

152
00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,911
I summon next to the ring, you know him.

153
00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:17,997
You love him.

154
00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,792
-[gasps]
-You're deathly afraid of him.

155
00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,085
[teeth chattering]

156
00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:28,216
-Meatmasher!
-[echoing footsteps]

157
00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,676
-[yelling]
-[exclaims]

158
00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,094
Yeah! [groans]

159
00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:34,972
[gasps]

160
00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:39,769
[exclaims]

161
00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:41,771
[chuckles menacingly]

162
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,731
[cheering]

163
00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:48,486
[chanting] Mash that meat! Mash that meat!

164
00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:50,613
Oh no!

165
00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:53,616
Oh, what? You know him
from robbing ships or something?

166
00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,994
Well, yes, actually.

167
00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:01,457
-[gasps]
-Oh, but we can use that against them. Hm?

168
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,460
You robbed ships too? Great.

169
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:10,049
Now, who, oh, who will I choo-choo-choose?

170
00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:13,761
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
You want me, the bad boy kung fu master.

171
00:09:13,844 --> 00:09:15,513
Fine, I can handle it.

172
00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:19,100
-On my own.
-Why are you being like this?

173
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,310
Why did you lie to me my entire life?

174
00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:25,022
Now that is a gross exaggeration.

175
00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,191
You're a gross exaggeration.

176
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:31,612
Hm. I want…

177
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,448
[Forouzan] The little one.

178
00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,243
-[crowd cheers]
-No, no, no.

179
00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:39,495
Someone better let me
fight out my feelings soon

180
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,705
or I'm gonna pop!

181
00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,915
[snorts, grunts]

182
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,084
[joints crack]

183
00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,547
[pirate] Get in there, you scallywag.

184
00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,507
[gasps] Oh, wow!

185
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,301
Meatmasher, huh?

186
00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:57,263
I guess that makes me the meat. [laughs]

187
00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,098
Uh-oh…

188
00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:02,226
Don't worry, I know this guy.
I can coach you through this.

189
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:06,147
[scoffs] Only if you wanna be fed
a delicious bowl of pure deceit.

190
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:08,441
Round two. Fight!

191
00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,234
[cheering]

192
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:14,614
[chanting] Mash that meat! Mash that meat!

193
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,407
[crowd jeers]

194
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,119
[chanting] Mash that meat! Mash that meat!

195
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:23,289
[yelping]

196
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,876
[grunting]

197
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,754
[grunts, exclaims]

198
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,672
[laughing]

199
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,382
[Meatmasher grunts]

200
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,508
[snarls]

201
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,802
Come on, come on!

202
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,096
Yes, use your speed to trip him up.

203
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,682
[Mr. Ping] Meatmasher's big but slow.

204
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,519
-Then when he's down, you--
-No! No pirate moves!

205
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,730
You can win
with the superior power of kung fu.

206
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,399
How do I do that?
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna die!

207
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,485
[whimpering]

208
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,154
Enough! This is not about you, Po.

209
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:56,781
[gasps]

210
00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,950
[gasps, exclaims]

211
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,661
-[grunting]
-[exclaiming]

212
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,751
[gasps]

213
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,337
You gotta insult his mother!

214
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,715
Meatmasher's very sensitive
about the women in his life!

215
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,050
[snorts]

216
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,051
[gulps]

217
00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:19,762
[crowd chanting] Mash that meat!
Mash that meat!

218
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,977
Um, I don't like your mom, sir!

219
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,606
[cries]

220
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:33,275
[sobs]

221
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,944
[jeering]

222
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:38,447
[laughs] The old trick still works!

223
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,825
Great. Great work, Reaper.

224
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,536
Get your commemorative

225
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:48,916
"I watched Rukhmini's idiot friends die
and all I got was this coconut" cup!

226
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,627
Aw, you consider me a friend? [shrieks]

227
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,296
-[grunting]
-[crashing]

228
00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,509
-This isn't working.
-[Colin] Obviously.

229
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:03,639
[sighs]

230
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:08,185
Knights rehydrate after every bout,
which you'd know if you were a real--

231
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,021
The knights! You can summon the knights!

232
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,898
You made me drop my coconut.

233
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,859
[gasps] They patrol these seas.

234
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,027
They'll arrest the pirates,
and we can escape!

235
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,738
But I don't want you to escape.

236
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,991
I'm on a mission of grave importance!

237
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,326
And I haven't completed my mission.

238
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,704
If the knights show
and I haven't arrested you,

239
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:27,997
they'll throw me out!

240
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,042
You have arrested me.

241
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:37,423
What about your friends?
You'd let me arrest them too?

242
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:42,887
No. Just me.
Then deliver them safely to England.

243
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:43,804
Deal?

244
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,559
Do you have a flare?

245
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:54,398
[sighs] I really can't do this anymore.

246
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,733
[groans]

247
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:59,904
[crowd chanting] Mash that meat!
Mash that meat!

248
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,240
[roars]

249
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,617
Please work.

250
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,244
[echoing clang]

251
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,205
[gasping]

252
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,794
[groans]

253
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,260
[Mr. Ping] Yes! Sneaky!

254
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,762
-[Mr. Ping] Perfect!
-[gasps]

255
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,598
[whoops] Yes.

256
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,522
I… I did it? I did it?

257
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,523
I did it!

258
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,235
[cheering]

259
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:42,238
[grunting]

260
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,114
[groans]

261
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,116
No, no, no!

262
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,034
Huh?

263
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,036
[snorts]

264
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,371
Oh, uh…

265
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,124
[echoing footsteps recede]

266
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,419
-[gasps]
-[Forouzan] Well, well, well.

267
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,549
[yelling]

268
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:02,675
[groaning]

269
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,802
-[in unison] Hey!
-[groaning]

270
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,138
No! My merchandise!

271
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:11,225
[groans] One coco-cup, please.

272
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,563
-Three, two, one, out!
-[crowd cheers]

273
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,941
Looks like Ping and his crew
lose round two.

274
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,901
Cheater. You hit her.

275
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,653
That's not one-on-one.

276
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:25,990
Boohoo. You're gonna cry about it?

277
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,700
It's not off the table.

278
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,495
-I can't believe you ever…
-[Mr. Ping] Stop it!

279
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,706
…teamed up… with this monster!

280
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,500
I was a different person then.

281
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,543
Were you?

282
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,754
Oh Po, stop being a brat!

283
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,090
[gasping]

284
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,968
[gasps]

285
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,386
[groans]

286
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:50,014
Give it up, Ping.

287
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,850
You were born to cheat and lie.

288
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,102
You were born to be a pirate.

289
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:57,187
Stay out of this, will ya?

290
00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:02,026
Oh, my sweet.
I think you're going to love round three.

291
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,906
Who goes there?!

292
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,075
I guess no one goes there.
Back to me knitting.

293
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:16,290
We need to get to high ground
if anyone is going to see this flare.

294
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,207
There!

295
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,128
[gasps]

296
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,799
Oi. Oi, what are you supposed to be?

297
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,176
Pardon?

298
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:30,930
The fancy get-up.
Don't look like much of a pirate to me.

299
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,140
Well, I am!

300
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,059
[Blade] I happen to be a…

301
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,103
A fancy pirate, thank you very much.

302
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,314
Matter of fact…

303
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,360
You kinda look like a knight.

304
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,444
[snarls]

305
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,489
Step away from my fearsome pirate wife!

306
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,742
[laughs]

307
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:54,745
Hm?

308
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,500
Sorry, sorry. I'd rather die.

309
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,712
Knight scum! I knew it! [grunts]

310
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,051
Just let me up.

311
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,013
[groans, snarls]

312
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,723
If only we had…

313
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,435
[yelling]

314
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,728
Huh? [grunts]

315
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,606
[groans]

316
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,025
Not bad for a fake knight.

317
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,653
Why am I still handcuffed to you?

318
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:31,490
I may have lost the key
in the fight with the terrifying bunnies.

319
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,410
[groans] You absolute buffoon.

320
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,914
I was right. I was right…

321
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,000
[crowd cheers]

322
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:48,215
Ladies and gentle-pirates,
your final champion is…

323
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,800
your Queen.

324
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:53,429
[chanting] Forouzan! Forouzan!

325
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:58,225
This has been coming for 30 years,
you dirty traitor.

326
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,853
Bring it on, Forouzan!

327
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,021
[groans]

328
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,233
[grunting]

329
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,736
[grunts] Finally.

330
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:12,031
-Let's do this. [grunting]
-Wait! No!

331
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,907
She won't fight fair, Po.

332
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,201
Yeah? I'm counting on it.

333
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,122
Fight me! I'm the one you want. Come on!

334
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:26,170
Hm, I'd rather make you watch
as I destroy the life you chose over me.

335
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,172
Whatever, Pirate Queen.

336
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:32,134
You can't hurt this bad boy
any more than my own dad hurt my heart!

337
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,844
[whimpers]

338
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,512
I've known you less than a day,

339
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:40,017
and I can already tell
you're the least bad boy on Earth.

340
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,811
Um, I'm actually a very bad boy.

341
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,480
[yells]

342
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,107
[yelps] Wow! Okay! You got me!

343
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,233
I'm a good boy!

344
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,995
How come you get two swords
and I get nothing?

345
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,124
Because I make the rules, remember?

346
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,507
[groaning]

347
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:14,093
Ow! My face hurts like my heart.

348
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,261
[laughing, cheering]

349
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:21,141
[gasps] My bad-boy do!

350
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,440
[gasping]

351
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,441
Yes!

352
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,946
Yes! Did I just--

353
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,405
[yelling]

354
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,120
[exclaiming] Hot toes! I got hot toes!

355
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,122
[Mr. Ping] Po!

356
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:47,751
You have to listen to me.
Throw sand in her eyes. Fight dirty!

357
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:51,672
I'm not gonna be like you, Dad.
I'm flying solo from now on.

358
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,883
Maybe you were born to be a pirate,
but not me!

359
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,345
[grunting]

360
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:02,307
You're right, Po.
I was wrong to keep my past from you.

361
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:06,687
Being a pirate is part of me.
I'll never be able to change that.

362
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,604
I'm sorry.

363
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,941
But, the greatest thing I've ever done,

364
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,193
the thing I was born to do,

365
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,112
is to be your dad!

366
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,446
Huh?

367
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,448
[groans]

368
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,120
[groans]

369
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,622
[crowd cheers]

370
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,879
Any last words?

371
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,631
-[gasps]
-[Mr. Ping] Po!

372
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,889
-Ursa Major!
-[groans]

373
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,686
-[dramatic music plays]
-[grunting]

374
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:55,652
[yelling]

375
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,446
[echoing bellow]

376
00:19:58,739 --> 00:19:59,823
[Mr. Ping squawks]

377
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:08,540
-Three, two, one…
-[gasping]

378
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,541
Out!

379
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,418
[gasping]

380
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:12,920
-Son?
-[crowd gasps]

381
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,755
-[groans]
-[crowd gasps]

382
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:19,051
I'm not great at being bad.
Guess you raised me too good.

383
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,053
Oh, no, no, no, son.

384
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:25,349
You were very bad,
uh, but like, in a cool way.

385
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,184
I'm very impressed.

386
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:29,811
[soft music plays]

387
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:34,274
Hm. That's the shortest rebellious phase
I've ever seen.

388
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,652
[grunts, gasps]

389
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,195
Oh, one sec.

390
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,533
Go on, tell him he won, Forouzan.

391
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:47,037
You're out!
Even by your own made-up rules.

392
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,330
[groaning]

393
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,959
Very well.

394
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,044
[cheering]

395
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:55,545
[Po] Yes!

396
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,299
These are pretty cool.

397
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,177
Wish you didn't hate
our family so much, though.

398
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:07,099
Hate and love are
two sides of the same doubloon, kid.

399
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,851
You raised a formidable fighter, Ping.

400
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,728
I'm almost impressed.

401
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,943
[whooping, laughing]

402
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,154
Hey buddy, watch the tenders.

403
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,323
Hey, where's Blade?

404
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,954
[sprightly music plays]

405
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,045
I'm keenly aware that you could use
the knights as a distraction to escape,

406
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,381
and leave me empty-handed once again.

407
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,465
However…

408
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,386
I've come to believe
you may be an honorable person.

409
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,265
But the other knights won't believe it.

410
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,517
Do I have your word
that you'll go peaceably?

411
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,397
So long as my friends
arrive in England safely, you do.

412
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,568
[dramatic music plays]

413
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:05,949
Those pirates have no idea
what's about to hit them.

414
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,208
[cheering, whooping]

415
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,338
See?

416
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,133
-Look, fireworks! [yelps]
-[gasping]

417
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,306
Not fireworks.

418
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,308
Wait, what?

419
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:33,602
The knights are coming!

420
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,062
-[gasping]
-Huh?

421
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:37,981
[whimpers]

422
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:46,031
[rhythmic music plays]