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<i>Previously on</i> So Help Me Todd...
Chet and I are

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having another...
Baby.

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A baby!

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Patty, you are on a date
with a murderer.

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Again?

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{\an8}I rest my case.

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{\an8}JUDGE MELANIE:
All right, thank you. Bailiff?

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{\an8}If you would escort the jurors
to the deliberation room.

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{\an8}We appreciate your time
on this case, thank you.

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{\an8}It looks like closing testimony
wrapped at 4:47...

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{\an8}Gillian, this is the hard part--

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{\an8}the waiting-- but you were brave

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{\an8}and articulate, and
we have a good chance.

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{\an8}Thank you,
everyone else,

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{\an8}thank you all.

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{\an8}This concludes the
final day on this case.

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{\an8}My whole life is
in those 12 people's hands.

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{\an8}But the jury's deliberations
have just begun.

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{\an8}(gavel bangs)

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{\an8}DICK (on recording):
You got to choose, every second

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{\an8}of every day, to be a detective.

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{\an8}You got to think
about how you spend your time,

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{\an8}how you live your damn life...

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{\an8}Hey, Todd.
{\an8}Hey.

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{\an8}You going home?
{\an8}Uh...

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{\an8}What are you doing tonight?

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{\an8}There is a fireworks
thing at Oaks Park.

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{\an8}Uh, yeah, sorry.

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{\an8}I actually got
a big family dinner, so...

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{\an8}Oh, well, maybe
this weekend?

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{\an8}Laser Floyd in the
OMSI Planetarium.

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{\an8}Uh, no... no.

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{\an8}No can do.
I'm just focusing on work.

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{\an8}Zeroing in on some career goals.

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{\an8}Oh, right,
"Portland's number one P.I."

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{\an8}Yeah, I saw your flyer.

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{\an8}In the trash can
at the Rose Gardens.

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{\an8}Anyway,
thank you for the invite.

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{\an8}Yeah.
{\an8}Uh, another time.

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{\an8}Maybe or...
{\an8}Okay.

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{\an8}...maybe not.

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{\an8}DICK:
There can be no distractions.
Yeah.

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{\an8}No distractions.
{\an8}All right, bye.

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{\an8}It was a nice cross
with the dean.

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{\an8}(chuckles)
Thanks. Strong closing remarks.

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{\an8}Yeah, but
was it enough?

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{\an8}Which way do you
think they'll go?

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{\an8}I don't know.
Your client is sympathetic.

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{\an8}But I think I have
stronger evidence.

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{\an8}Could go either way.

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{\an8}Maybe.

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{\an8}You know he came
to me first?

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{\an8}I know.

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{\an8}And I'm surprised
you didn't take him on.

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{\an8}Well, I didn't like him.

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{\an8}He's got deep pockets.

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{\an8}If what I'm hearing
about your firm is true.

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{\an8}Mm-hmm.

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{\an8}I guess my pesky morals
got in the way again.

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{\an8}And Gillian, oh.

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{\an8}I felt really strongly
about her case.

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{\an8}Mm, I've had those moments, too.

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{\an8}You have a good night.

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{\an8}You, too, Dorothy.
{\an8}Mm-hmm.

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{\an8}FEMALE VOICE:
Hello?

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{\an8}(running footfalls)

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{\an8}(panting)

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{\an8}Are you Margaret Wright?
{\an8}Yes.

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{\an8}I... I'm here to testify.

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{\an8}I'll do it.

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{\an8}Testify for what?

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{\an8}Who are you?

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{\an8}I got your letter.

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{\an8}About the Oregon City College
case.

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{\an8}And I'll do it.
{\an8}Gillian's case?

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{\an8}But the-the trial is over.

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We're done, we-we just finished.
The jury is...

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Okay, all right.

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Okay, um...

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Wait, wait, wait.
What is your name?

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When did you get my letter?

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Um, no. No, no, no.
No, never mind. Thank you, no.

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MARGARET:
<i>It was the strangest thing.</i>

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And I have no idea who she was.

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But do you think she has
any information about the case?

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Well, e-even if she does,
it's-it's too late.

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The jury is
in deliberations now.

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And it's practically impossible
to reopen a trial.

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Sorry, this is
the college defamation case

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with the gross professor?

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Yeah, he offered her
an internship in exchange

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for, um, inappropriate favors.

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Quid pro gross.

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She reported the incident

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and no one believed her,
of course.

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So she bravely
called him out on TikTok,

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and now he's suing her

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for defamation.
I mean, it's just,

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it's awful.
PATTY:
Oh, I don't know.

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I wouldn't say
that TikTok is awful.

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I just opened my own account,

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PattyJam6005-lowercase-B.

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And what I'm seeing,

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on all my little
feeding streams,

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is one video of one woman

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making one ham sandwich.

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Is that all TikTok is?

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(overlapping chatter)
No, I think it's just more

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of one section of TikTok.

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CHET: And I heard
that the college

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barely investigated
her claims.

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They just tried
sweeping it under the rug.

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And meantime,
her scholarship,

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her bank accounts and...

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her future career are
all in jeopardy.

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So he's claiming that her TikTok
defamed his public image?

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So that's what TikTok
is about, defaming?

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So then that one woman is...

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defaming her ham sandwich? I...

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That's-- No.

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Oh, look who it is.
Hey, Lawrence.

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Mr. Robot.
(overlapping greetings)

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Hello.
Hi, Papa.

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Hi, Clem.

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What is
this ominous balloon for?

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Oh, it's real. Okay.

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I thought
my retina had detached.

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It's a gender reveal balloon.

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I'm sorry, it's a what?
Ah, for the baby?

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Seriously? A balloon?
I thought for gender reveals

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you were supposed to,
like, burn down a farm.

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This is so bougie
and heteronormative.

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Allison, try not
to belittle your brother...

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I'm not belittling him,
I'm just saying.
Fine.

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Okay, we wanted
to share this information

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with you all in a fun way,
like a normal couple would.

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You and Chet are
a normal couple.
Well, Chet is a normal.

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Wait, but do you
know what it is?

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Okay, then just
tell us rather than--

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I'm going
to pop this now.

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Okay, he wants to do this.
Now, please.

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This is fun.
Is it?

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(shouting, clamoring)

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God.

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It's, it's green.

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Which means?

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You're having a frog?

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It would seem that they gave me
the wrong balloon.

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Oh, babe.

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My mashed potatoes are
full of gender reveal.

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And the baby?

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Well, Clem?

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I get a little brother!

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(all cheering, clamoring)

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MARGARET:
A boy.

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I've always wanted a boy.
What?

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Oh, Clem, having a baby brother

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is the absolute best thing
in the whole world.

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(phone ringing)

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Oh, it's, it's
the clerk at court.

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At this hour?

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Uh, I should take it in
the bedroom. Here, Todd.

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Yep, yep.
Oh, congratulations, Lawrence.

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Oh, thank you.

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Okay. I am going
to de-frog myself

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in the bathroom.

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Hey, Clem, you're gonna be
a big sister just like me.

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We should have a sleepover to
celebrate. We can watch <i>Frozen.</i>

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Or do some nails?
Or we can do nails.

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ALLISON: And we can
make a volcano

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and we can blow some stuff up.

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Wouldn't that be so fun?
And where would you do this?

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(stammers)
Uh...

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I don't know, I guess at Todd's.

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Uh, no, Clem isn't going
near Todd's.

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She hasn't had
her final vaccinations yet.

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Okay, well, I'm sure
Mom would let me do it here.

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Why are you resisting this?
I'm offering to babysit.

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It's just that
I'm not sure that your...

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I'm not sure
that your current lifestyle

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is appropriate for Clem
to be around.

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My current lifestyle?
What does that mean?

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We can discuss it later. Maybe.

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Clem, hey, let's go
show Daddy what you made.

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(scoffs)
Okay.

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Oh, Al-pal.

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I'll have a girls' night
with you.

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Just two sexy ladies

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with some catalogs
and some milkshakes, woo-hoo!

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(laughs)

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But I won't watch <i>Frozen,</i> no.

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It's too real.

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Too close, can't do it.

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They were deliberating
this late?

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And-and-and they have questions.

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Okay. No, all right, all right.

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I'll be at the courthouse
first thing in the morning.

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All right. Okay, thank...

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thank you.

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Hey! What the--?

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Lawrence, uh...

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what is going on?

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Why are you turning on
all of the--?

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Are you gonna kill me?

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Is it true
that you're now operating

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a private detective agency
within Mother's law firm?

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Yes.
And your business is
separate from hers?

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You don't report your clients
or income to anyone there?

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Yes.
And you can keep
your work confidential?

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Yes.

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Then I have a job for you.

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Find out if he's gay.

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What?

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♪ ♪

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{\an8}Thank you for coming.
I know it was somewhat

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{\an8}short notice. The jurors were
here until 9:45 last night,

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{\an8}and they have some requests.

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{\an8}Juror number seven is
requesting an early release.

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{\an8}It's her daughter's wedding
is tomorrow.

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Juror number seven?
I am inclined to say no.

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Margaret, come on,
her daughter's wedding?

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She's gonna turn on you
if you keep her.

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All right, yes.

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Yes. Release her.

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And the jury has asked
to have Hank Jennings'

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testimony re-read to them,
which I am inclined to grant.

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Thank you, Counsel,
that's all.

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Tough break.

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I think you had
juror number seven.

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But the alternates.

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No, they-- they don't
like me or Gillian.

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I can tell from the
looks on their faces.

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And re-reading the lab
partner's testimony?

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Doesn't bode well.

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All right, you too.
Take care.

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How'd it go?

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What happened?

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We're losing.

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I'm losing. My God.

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Why am I the one getting
punished when I didn't

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do anything wrong?
Gillian.

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Nothing happened yet.

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We are not losing.

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You know what?

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Let me make a quick phone call.

246
00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:00,106
All right.

247
00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:06,078
Mom?
Todd, this may be pointless,

248
00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:09,715
but I want you to look into that
mysterious girl from yesterday.

249
00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,250
Well, I thought
that case was closed.

250
00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:12,919
Also I'm in the middle
of something, so I can't.

251
00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,320
In the middle of what?

252
00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,589
A nap? A meal? A disaster?

253
00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,257
Hey, my contract with you
allows me to take on

254
00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:20,493
outside clients,
and this one is confidential.

255
00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,094
"Confidential"?

256
00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,430
I don't remember agreeing
to confidential.

257
00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:26,332
Then I am setting
some healthy boundaries

258
00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,801
and this is a private matter.
Call Lyle. Guh-bye.

259
00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,771
Hey, Lawrence?

260
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,472
Hey.

261
00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:35,608
What, are you following me?
Yes. It was very easy.

262
00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,877
Turns out, you're the only
lumbering robot on this street.

263
00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,812
Do you have an answer for me?

264
00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:42,048
Not yet, but what is going
on with this situation?

265
00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:43,716
Are you trying to
get with this guy?

266
00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,618
You're using me to have
some sort of affair?

267
00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:47,153
'Cause, look, you got
very lucky with Chet.

268
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,388
You don't want to risk--
I'm not.

269
00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,457
Okay, okay.

270
00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,126
Great, not cheating.

271
00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,095
So I did some
preliminary digging,

272
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,964
and he's a local judge.

273
00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,999
Which I assume
you already knew.

274
00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:01,934
But why do you need
to know if he's gay?

275
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,302
Can't you just ask him?

276
00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:04,870
I mean, what's the big deal?
No.

277
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,906
Do not ask him if he's gay,
absolutely not.

278
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,641
That's the one thing
you cannot do.

279
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,776
Okay, wow, all right.

280
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,244
I knew this was a bad idea.

281
00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:13,646
Look.

282
00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,047
If you can't help me,
I will find

283
00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:16,949
a real detective who can.

284
00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,884
No, no, hey, I can do it. I can.

285
00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:21,520
Lawrence, I'll find out.

286
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,998
Ah, perfect timing.

287
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:35,267
All right,
of the 184 letters we sent out

288
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,503
in search of information
on Gillian's professor,

289
00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,673
36 people never responded,
and five of those were women

290
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:43,342
between the ages of 18 and 25.
Mm-hmm.

291
00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:46,512
One, two, three, four.

292
00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,514
No, no, none of those are her.

293
00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:51,450
She was, um, my height,
and dark reddish hair.

294
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:54,620
Very pale.
Oh, uh...

295
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,522
The fifth woman,
Clara Wilkins, has

296
00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:59,191
no online photos
and no Internet presence.

297
00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:01,394
Well, that is unusual for
a college student today.

298
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:06,265
But she does have a P.O. box
in her name in Hillsboro.

299
00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,967
Let's just go out there

300
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,969
and see what she knows
about Gillian's case.

301
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,840
Todd, you got to be kidding me.

302
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,175
Stealing a judge's trash
has got to be

303
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,610
some sort of federal crime.

304
00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,478
Come on, it's trash.

305
00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:20,880
And why do you need me?

306
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,715
But more importantly,
why are we doing this down here?

307
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,884
Secret assignment. Top secret.

308
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,552
And I need a woman's opinion.

309
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,554
Okay, so...
(sighs)

310
00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:31,123
Okay, okay, okay.
Empty instant ramen cup?

311
00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:32,525
Straight.
What?

312
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,294
Um-- Ooh, Popsicle stick? Gay.

313
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,529
Why is a Popsicle stick gay?

314
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,197
I don't know.
Summer, tank tops, Popsicles,

315
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,032
pride parade, crafts.

316
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,034
This is ridiculous,
and reductive.

317
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:45,171
Believe me, I know,
but I got to start somewhere.

318
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,373
Okay, let's see. Um...

319
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,575
Okay. Uh, hair? Is this hair?

320
00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:51,343
Wait, he cuts his own hair?

321
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,379
Oh. Straight.
No, wait, no-- wait, oh.

322
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,848
These are actually
just feathers?
Okay, gay.

323
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,717
From a discarded down jacket?

324
00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:01,187
Straight?
Ugh, this guy's
all over the place.

325
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:04,023
I really have to crack this.

326
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,458
Hey, what's going on over here?

327
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,892
Do I know this woman?
She's giving me

328
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,695
a really weird look.
Oh, no. Well, I mean, maybe.

329
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:12,264
But the googly eyes
are for me, not you.

330
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:14,600
She wants to, uh, "date me."
Wait.

331
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,668
Is that why you
brought me down here?

332
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,002
So you can make googly eyes
back at her?

333
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:19,405
No, no, no, no. I am not
in that headspace right now.

334
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,408
And I'm not interested, okay?
I'm a...

335
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,776
Lone wolf.
Yeah, I know, I know.

336
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,277
I heard you muttering that
in the elevator.

337
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:26,912
I was alone in
that elevator.

338
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,047
No, you were not.

339
00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,081
You know, you should go for her.

340
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,116
She-She's cute.

341
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:31,550
Hey, you don't have to

342
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,052
matchmaker me into a match

343
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,287
just because you are blissfully
married and happy now.

344
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:37,923
Aww, and you will be, too,
someday. Mwah.

345
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,758
(laughs)
Okay, okay. Um...

346
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,594
(mouthing)

347
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,496
TODD: Back into
the judge's trash.
(mouthing)

348
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,664
Okay, here we go.

349
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:48,067
Candy bar wrapper.
Dark chocolate, almonds...

350
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,069
mint?

351
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,837
Bi. Almonds and mint?
Asexual. What?

352
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,839
Are you joking? No,
that's three things.

353
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,741
Is trisexual a thing?

354
00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,343
MICAH:
They have those
peppermint sticks.

355
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,578
I know you like them.
No, no candy.

356
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,413
Oh, come on. Just one, please?

357
00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:02,948
Micah, no.

358
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,453
Excuse me,
Clara Wilkins?

359
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,155
Uh, w-what are you doing here?
How did you find me?

360
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,223
Whoa, uh, it's important.

361
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,092
Do you have something
that you want to share

362
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:14,226
about Professor Madden?

363
00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,761
Micah, go wait in the truck.

364
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,163
Now.

365
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,732
You-you said that the trial
was over.

366
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:23,469
I know, I know, and
technically, it is,

367
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,739
but if Professor Madden
wins this defamation suit,

368
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,242
Gillian will be bankrupt,
and it will destroy

369
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:32,478
any future career opportunities
that she may have.

370
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,113
She needs all the help
she can get.

371
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,748
Would you be willing
to just talk to us?

372
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,016
No.

373
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,918
No, no, I-I can't talk
to anyone, I don't...

374
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,619
Clara.

375
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:46,125
If you know something that
is integral to this case,

376
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,395
it is your duty as a
citizen to come forward.

377
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:52,131
I could subpoena you, and
legally, you would have to...

378
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,967
No, don't.
That would ruin my life.

379
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,268
Clara.

380
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:59,104
(sighs)

381
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:05,844
I've got her plates.

382
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,246
Should be easy
to track her from there.

383
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,581
Good.
But Margaret,

384
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,049
to what end are we pursuing her?

385
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,183
If the trial is
over, then...

386
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,451
The jury is still out, Lyle.

387
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,652
It's not over yet.
(phone buzzes)

388
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:16,722
It's Francey. Court wants
you back immediately.

389
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,557
Maybe they've reached a verdict.

390
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:25,464
Well, this is a delight, Todd.

391
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,700
You taking your sad old
spinster aunts out to lunch.

392
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,702
I'm not a...

393
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,337
Why are we eating
at the courthouse?

394
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,972
Well, Mom loves
the shrimp salad here

395
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,673
and there's tons
of cute lawyers around.

396
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,642
Maybe you might meet someone.
You never know.

397
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,077
Oh, that's true.
I've met a number

398
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,478
of incarcerated gentlemen

399
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,313
through the
judicial system.

400
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,616
Coco, Hammer, 5-Knife-Lick...

401
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,352
You dated someone
named "5-Knife-Lick"?

402
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:47,953
Oh, he was very, very shy,

403
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,588
and I'm not sure
I appreciate your tone.

404
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:51,790
Who are <i>you</i> currently dating?

405
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:52,891
No one. I...

406
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,460
I didn't mean...
Okay, but wow.

407
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,462
Hey, there's a cute guy
over there.

408
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,097
No, no, no, no, not-not there.

409
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,599
Right there, right there.
No, no, not him. Him.

410
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,067
That guy. That guy.

411
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,736
Yeah, he looks
nice and cute.

412
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,638
Why don't you go over there
and talk to him, Allison?

413
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,239
Or Patty? Or anyone?

414
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,109
What is going on?
Are you prostituting us?

415
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,777
You're prostituting us?

416
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,746
This is gross and weird.
I'm leaving.

417
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,216
Try your skeevy shenanigans
with some other nutcase.

418
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,717
(blowing nose)

419
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,219
(sniffles)

420
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,323
Hello. Is this seat taken?

421
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,026
Oh, I love your lunch.
(chuckles)

422
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,963
What a day, huh?

423
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,098
So many courts, so many rulings,

424
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,034
people being executed,
it's so exciting.

425
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,235
TODD (over earbud):
T-Try something else.

426
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,903
Entice him. Beguile him.

427
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,472
(laughs softly)

428
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:43,942
You know,
I happen to own an island.

429
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:46,512
It's off the coast,
in the Pacific, it's...

430
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,281
...Magic Crystal Island.

431
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:52,985
It's full of beautiful
waterfalls and badgers and...

432
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,486
What are you saying?

433
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:55,788
It's like a nicer Ecuador,
it's...

434
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,429
Hi. Hello, there.

435
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,664
Um, I'm new here,

436
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,533
and...

437
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,968
this courthouse is so big,

438
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,970
and I was wondering
if you could, maybe,

439
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:14,673
show me to the, um,
jury room?

440
00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,108
I'm not allowed
to speak to jurors.

441
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:17,309
Oh, oh, are you a judge?

442
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,478
I'd love for you
to render my verdict.

443
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,181
No? Céline Dion?

444
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,982
(sighs)
What is with that guy?

445
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:27,186
Hey, do you know
anything about that guy?

446
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,687
GUARD:
Oh, yeah, Judge Spinks?
Mm-hmm.

447
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,122
Thinks he's so cool
'cause the governor

448
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:31,523
wanted to talk to him.

449
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,959
(scoffs)
Big deal.

450
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,761
Yeah.

451
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,963
Big deal.

452
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,164
Huh.

453
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,166
After two days of deliberations,

454
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,203
I've been informed by the jury
that they are deadlocked.

455
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,637
11 to one. Now...

456
00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:48,707
Is that 11 for or against me?

457
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,376
They don't tell us
which is which.

458
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,910
JUDGE:
There will be no mistrial.

459
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:55,247
I am not wasting
this court's time or money.

460
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,316
You will keep
deliberating.

461
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,985
There is no deadlock,
no gray area.

462
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:02,921
You must pick a side.

463
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:05,557
Either guilty or not guilty.

464
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:08,260
Now I will send you back
into the jury room.

465
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,095
And if you need
any testimony...

466
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,531
You want to find a way
to reopen the case.

467
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,233
Yes.
...but you need
to come to a decision.

468
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:17,302
We are going to subpoena
Clara Wilkins.

469
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,977
So, it would seem
our friend Adam Spinks

470
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,780
is up for a state
supreme court appointment.

471
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,381
Uh-huh? Thank you very much

472
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,717
for trusting me
with that <i>información.</i>

473
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,019
Now tell me why it matters
if he's gay.

474
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,954
There are seven judges on
the state supreme court.

475
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,356
Mm-hmm.
And two of them,

476
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,224
by complete random chance,
happen to be gay.

477
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,494
Then, the Honorable
Edna Lewis recently...

478
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,563
became a lesbian.
What, like, through magic?

479
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,999
Now, the governor has to
fill a vacancy on the court,

480
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,901
and her more conservative
constituents...

481
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,170
Ugh, I hate that word. It sounds
like voters with stitches.

482
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,572
...are concerned that,
if the new judge is gay,

483
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,074
then the gay agenda
will have a majority.

484
00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:59,545
And will do what, make culottes
and square dancing mandatory?

485
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,779
The governor is
up for reelection.

486
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,014
Okay, so now's the perfect time

487
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,216
to start discriminating,
or reverse discriminating?

488
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,218
Or reverse-reverse
discriminating?
(stammers)

489
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,120
Last year, the
governor appointed

490
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,923
a very moderate judge to a
different court in Ashland...

491
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,192
Mm-hmm.
...and that judge
took a hard right turn

492
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:17,429
and began supporting extremely
homophobic legislation.

493
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:21,033
And then, of course, got
caught on a gay hookup site.

494
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,603
Oh, I remember that.
His username was ChamberLord.

495
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,371
It was humiliating
for the governor.

496
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,006
And if I want to stay
in her good graces

497
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,775
and get her endorsement
when she retires,

498
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,544
I need to fully vet Spinks.

499
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,179
No surprises this time.

500
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,782
Okay, yes, look,
so I can get your answer,

501
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,051
but I need to borrow your car.

502
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,686
Yes, to tail Spinks.

503
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,054
And your car is...?

504
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,255
Allison took it.
Hers got booted again.

505
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,290
What is going on with her?
I know.

506
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,758
She's spiraling into
a chaotic black hole.
Total mess.

507
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,260
We're the good ones now.
Can you believe it?

508
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,394
No, I wouldn't go that far.

509
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,396
What-- Okay,
so give me your car.

510
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,765
No. No way. I drive a
government-sanctioned vehicle.

511
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,634
Okay, well, if you want me
to go out and out your judge,

512
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,069
I'm gonna need some wheels.

513
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,337
You're making this
very difficult.

514
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,939
You are the one who is working
against your own kind.

515
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,842
I mean, if he's gay
and he doesn't get the job,

516
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,077
isn't that precisely homophobic?

517
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,679
It is not homophobic.
It's politics.

518
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,248
Well, do you think he's gay?

519
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,750
I mean, don't you have, like,
gaydar or whatever?

520
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,190
I'm... I'm not even really gay.

521
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,226
Just forget this whole thing.

522
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,067
MARGARET:
This can't be where Clara lives.

523
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:32,271
In an old community center?

524
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,939
Could be a nonprofit.

525
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,340
Can I help you?

526
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,342
Ah, yes. I'm Margaret Wright.

527
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,946
I'm looking for Clara
Wilkins. Is she here?

528
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:42,147
Is she in trouble?

529
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,415
Uh...
Clara!

530
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,017
Yes, Mother.

531
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,452
These people are
asking for you. Why?

532
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:48,353
What's going on?

533
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,821
LYLE:
Clara Wilkins,

534
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:52,591
you have been ser...
Selected,

535
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,294
as a winner for
a-a beauty makeover

536
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,729
from your local
radio station

537
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,565
KOLP. Congratulations.

538
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,700
We don't allow cosmetics
in our community.

539
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,069
Oh.
(laughter)

540
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,971
(laughs)

541
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,941
Micah! Stop playing
with the girls.

542
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,378
Uh, well, we're so sorry.
We had no idea.

543
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,213
We'll just show
ourselves the way out.

544
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,249
Is this the way?

545
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,084
I'll point them
in the right direction.

546
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,919
I'll be right back, Mother.

547
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,854
This way.

548
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,891
Clara, I am so, so sorry.

549
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,961
Had we known that you were part
of such a strict community,

550
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,562
we never would have...
If anyone finds out

551
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,798
that I've been taking college
classes, I'll be disowned.

552
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,533
Education goes
against your beliefs?

553
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,301
For girls, it does.

554
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,870
Where do they think you
are when you're at school?

555
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,239
The market, groceries, laundry.

556
00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:44,476
My family wouldn't
understand my choices.

557
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:45,911
Not even your mother?

558
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,012
She wants...

559
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,516
...they all want
a very specific life for me.

560
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:52,818
I know how that feels.

561
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,353
Well, Clara, I
am very sorry.

562
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,322
We will find another way.
Thank you.

563
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,396
You're right about
Professor Madden.

564
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,366
He's a bad person.

565
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,701
I was reading in
a private room

566
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:13,972
when I heard him ask
Gillian to touch him.

567
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,076
He said that he would
give her an internship.

568
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,479
And she said no,

569
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:24,583
and then he tried to block her
from leaving the room.

570
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,084
Oh, Clara.
And he said
bad things

571
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,587
to me, too.

572
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:31,556
So when I got your letter, I...

573
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:33,025
You wanted to help Gillian,

574
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,293
but the personal risk
is too great.

575
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:37,562
And yet you
came down to

576
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:40,799
that courthouse
that day to find me.

577
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,435
Gillian is
still in danger,

578
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,270
and we have very
little time left

579
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,406
before this trial
is truly over.

580
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,475
We cannot let
Professor Madden win.

581
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,877
Clara, you are
going to school now.

582
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,078
You are
studying things,

583
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,613
you are
improving yourself.

584
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,115
Maybe there's
a part of you

585
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:59,885
that wants to be
out of this life.

586
00:22:02,554 --> 00:22:04,356
Could I, um,

587
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:06,591
could I talk to the judge
without anyone knowing?

588
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:07,759
You would do that?

589
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,695
Yes.

590
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,596
I'll see what I can do.

591
00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:13,565
Okay.
Thank you.

592
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,642
You know, you didn't
have to come with me.

593
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:24,643
I am not
leaving you alone

594
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,611
to eat snacks
in my car.

595
00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,747
They're Funyuns, okay?
They're fun onions.

596
00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:33,018
Which store
are we watching?

597
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,019
Well, he's parked
right here

598
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,020
so he's likely
over there,

599
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,154
in the Outback
Steakhouse,

600
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:37,622
or the American
Girl doll store,

601
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:39,157
or Hooters,

602
00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:41,259
or Calico Corners
fabric shop,

603
00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:42,828
or, you know,
down at Home Despot.

604
00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,196
If you had been quicker
in the bathroom,

605
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,531
we would have seen him.
And it's Home Depot.

606
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,999
No, no,
they changed it to

607
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:49,868
Home Despot,
like, six months ago.

608
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,636
That seems like a big
marketing mistake.

609
00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:58,276
What did you mean when you said

610
00:22:58,276 --> 00:22:59,811
you're not really gay?

611
00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:03,482
(sighs)

612
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,484
Well, all I do is work.

613
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,719
17, 18-hour days.

614
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,387
And when I'm home,
if I'm home,

615
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:10,756
I'm doing laundry.
Mm-hmm.

616
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:13,258
Clem has, like,
600 socks,

617
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:14,693
and none of them
have a match.

618
00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:15,761
And Chet and I
are too tired

619
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:16,862
after work for
any kind of--

620
00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:17,863
You can skip that part.

621
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:21,566
So, what about this life is gay?

622
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:23,101
How am I gay?

623
00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:25,337
Why does it matter
if I have that label?

624
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:28,106
All I am is a working,
busy, tired father.

625
00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:29,241
Yeah, who sleeps
in bed at night

626
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,543
with a man he's married to.
You're gay.

627
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,011
Well, I don't feel gay.

628
00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,013
I'm not skipping around

629
00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:37,082
or listening to Metallica,

630
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,018
or wearing lederhosen,
or going to Croatia,

631
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:41,753
or driving around
in a convertible

632
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,188
with bubbles flowing
out over the top...

633
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:45,991
What? What are you saying?
Bubbles? What?

634
00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:49,728
Lawrence, being gay
isn't only one thing

635
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,763
or-or-or one way of life.

636
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,865
Gay could be anything.

637
00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:55,901
I mean, you could be you gay.
You could be Croatia gay...

638
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:59,204
If gay can be anything,
then isn't it nothing?

639
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,438
Who cares if
anyone is gay?

640
00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:02,207
Aren't we beyond labels now?

641
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,775
Why do I have to be gay?

642
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,243
The whole thing is pointless.

643
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:06,444
I mean, all I care about

644
00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:08,380
is Chet and Clem's
health and happiness

645
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:11,349
and paying
the utility bills on time.

646
00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:13,485
(phone buzzes)

647
00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:15,720
It's Mom. Should I--

648
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:16,988
No, don't answer it.

649
00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:18,490
Should I not?
No.

650
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:19,658
Well, why don't I just...
Do not answer it, Todd.

651
00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,226
Eh, I'm gonna answer it.
Don't, don't...

652
00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:22,494
Don't answer it.
Hey, Mom?

653
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,596
Uh, Todd, I found her.

654
00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:28,300
She's part of a fundamentalist
religious sect in Hillsboro.

655
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,268
Is she gonna help you?
MARGARET: I think so.

656
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:33,305
I'm working on it,
but, Todd, I'm...

657
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,641
I'm having doubts about
pushing her into something

658
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:37,776
that could destroy her.

659
00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:39,244
Todd, let me ask you something.

660
00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:41,379
I didn't ruin your
sister's life, did I?

661
00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:43,048
I mean, am I the reason

662
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:44,783
that Allison is flailing?

663
00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:46,651
No, she's just...

664
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,888
Look, Allison is
in transition, you know?

665
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:52,991
She was in one life
that she was maybe forced into,

666
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,460
and now she's changing lanes,
and that's bumpy.

667
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:56,895
MARGARET:
She never wants to see me.

668
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,230
She shows up at the opera

669
00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,265
dressed like an inebriated

670
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:02,234
yoga teacher.
I think she's seeing someone

671
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:03,635
but she won't tell me who.

672
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,737
Yeah, you know
who else is a mess? Lawrence.

673
00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:07,472
Be kind to your brother.

674
00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:10,809
He may not be as bright
as you or your sister

675
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,644
but he means well.

676
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:13,879
Although I do have to
talk to Chet

677
00:25:13,879 --> 00:25:15,113
about the way he dresses.

678
00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:17,849
Oh, some of those
communist suits

679
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,017
are so stiff.

680
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,118
Oh, oh, oh.

681
00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:21,186
MARGARET: Who is that?
Mom, Mom, Mom,

682
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,654
I gotta go. Bye.
What's going on, Todd?

683
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:23,688
There's a fire.
Fire?

684
00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:24,723
Once again,
if you'd been

685
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:25,957
focused on the
task at hand,

686
00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:27,125
we would have seen which
store he came out of.

687
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:28,193
TODD:
You know, you think

688
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,628
you're so cute with all that,

689
00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:30,662
but you're not quite
as bright as me,

690
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:31,963
are you, in your
communist suit? What?

691
00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:33,164
LAWRENCE:
Wait, what is he doing?

692
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:34,165
TODD:
What is he...

693
00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:35,333
What is...
What is that?

694
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:38,837
TODD:
What is he wearing?
What is he putting on?

695
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,472
Is that-- Is he putting that
on his head?
What is he holding?

696
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:41,606
TODD: What-what is that?
LAWRENCE:
Wait, that's-that's strange.

697
00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:42,674
What is he doing with that?
Oh, my God.

698
00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:44,175
You need to relax.
That is disturbing.

699
00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:45,210
TODD:
But what is going--

700
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,113
What-- That
is disturbing.

701
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:53,385
Follow that milk carton.

702
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,552
Yeah.

703
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:04,262
And that's when I went to go
find Ms. Wright.

704
00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:07,432
Thank you, Clara,
for sharing your story.

705
00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:09,167
I appreciate
you coming in.

706
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:13,238
Good job.

707
00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,574
(door opens, closes)

708
00:26:16,574 --> 00:26:18,343
Okay,

709
00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:20,178
so, off the record,
I think we can all agree

710
00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,314
this guy's a scumbag, but what
are we going to do about it?

711
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,982
The testimony
should be admitted.

712
00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:25,350
This courageous young woman

713
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,085
is putting
her well-being on the line.

714
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,321
She's risking being
disowned by her community

715
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,822
to do the right thing.

716
00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:33,591
That is awful, but
the law is the law.

717
00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:35,694
Opening the case,
adding in a witness

718
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:36,861
at this midnight hour
would place

719
00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:38,496
an inordinate amount of weight

720
00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:40,065
on Clara's testimony
for the jury.

721
00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:43,468
Why are we here
if not to defend the truth?

722
00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:46,471
Dorothy, Melanie, the truth
just walked in that door,

723
00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:48,406
and we're going to
turn a blind eye?

724
00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:50,642
How is that
upholding the law?

725
00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:53,845
We cannot fail
these two young women.

726
00:26:53,845 --> 00:26:55,480
We have to reopen the case.

727
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,648
It's not without precedent.

728
00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:58,717
And, of course,
I want to do it. I--

729
00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:00,552
If you say no, and I lose,

730
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,654
I'm just going to
file a motion to appeal.

731
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:04,522
The brief is right here.

732
00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:07,926
And we will all end up right
back here in a few weeks,

733
00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:11,463
but next time,
I will have Clara as a witness,

734
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,065
and I will win.

735
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:16,534
So... it's your choice.

736
00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:18,036
Now or later.

737
00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:19,738
You decide.

738
00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:23,641
I can't throw my
client under the bus.

739
00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:25,810
I'll leave it up to
the court's discretion.

740
00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:29,481
What is Clara studying?

741
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,583
Robotics.

742
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,919
MARGARET:
Clara.

743
00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:37,288
The judge has agreed
to reopen the case

744
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,324
and include your testimony.

745
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:42,560
But she has denied
our request for anonymity.

746
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,396
She-she wants me to

747
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:46,264
get on the stand
in front of everyone?

748
00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:47,565
Yes.

749
00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:50,268
And it would be tomorrow.

750
00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:52,771
So, you need to go home
tonight and think about this,

751
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:55,006
and maybe talk to
your family.

752
00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:59,778
(loud music playing)
Next. Go. Come on.

753
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,546
This is a costume party?

754
00:28:01,546 --> 00:28:03,248
For courthouse
employees only.

755
00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:05,450
(sighs)
We'll need
wristbands to get in.

756
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:06,551
Damn it.

757
00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:07,886
JUDY:
Hey.

758
00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:09,320
What are you doing here?

759
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,257
Hey. Um, I'm on
undercover assignment.

760
00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:13,825
This is my
manservant, Lawrence.

761
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:15,593
Oh, hey.
What are you
doing here?

762
00:28:15,593 --> 00:28:17,695
Oh, I'm moonlighting for
extra cash, you know.

763
00:28:17,695 --> 00:28:19,831
Um, are you guys
trying to get inside?

764
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:20,865
Yeah.

765
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:22,567
I think I can help you.

766
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:26,304
Who is this?

767
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:28,440
Judy. She's, um...

768
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,642
I work with her.
Well, I work above her.

769
00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:32,510
She's interested in me,

770
00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:34,512
but I am not.
I'm busy with my career.

771
00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:37,015
Trying to remain
focused, like a wolf.

772
00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:38,383
Wolves are
not focused.

773
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,385
Most wolves are starved
to the point of delirium.

774
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,320
They kill and eat
indiscriminately

775
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,455
because they
have to.

776
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:45,123
Huh.

777
00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,925
I didn't know that.

778
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:50,195
These should help you
with your mission,

779
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:52,497
should you choose
to accept them.

780
00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:54,532
(chuckles)
All right, see you inside.

781
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:02,474
♪ I'm seeing everything
in a new light... ♪

782
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:04,209
Oh, there he is.

783
00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:07,812
TODD:
Okay. Well, he seems very
friendly with that piñata.

784
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:09,714
There's someone
inside that costume.

785
00:29:09,714 --> 00:29:11,850
Ah, yes. Good point.
Thank you.

786
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:13,885
Let's just
wait and watch

787
00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:15,587
to see who's inside.

788
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,655
Oh. Hi.

789
00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:19,657
♪ ♪

790
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:26,431
TODD:
Yeah, they're an item,
but at some point,

791
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,566
that piñata's gonna have
to come out of that costume

792
00:29:28,566 --> 00:29:30,768
to pee or breathe.

793
00:29:30,768 --> 00:29:32,837
I mean, how is it
drinking that drink?

794
00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:35,507
I don't even see
a mouth opening.

795
00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:36,941
Hey.

796
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,543
How many Jell-O
shots have you had?

797
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:39,544
What?

798
00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:40,678
Oh, my God. You're drunk.

799
00:29:40,678 --> 00:29:42,614
No, these are just Jell-O.

800
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,783
No, they are Jell-O shots,
full of grain alcohol.

801
00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:47,185
Didn't you have parties
in military school?

802
00:29:47,185 --> 00:29:48,853
No, I wasn't invited.

803
00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:52,190
But I think you're pretty,
no matter what anyone says.

804
00:29:52,190 --> 00:29:54,159
Wow. (laughs)
Hey.

805
00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:55,827
Are you
having fun?
(groans)

806
00:29:55,827 --> 00:29:58,329
No, ah-ah. Not the shrimp, no.

807
00:29:58,329 --> 00:29:59,697
That bad?
Yeah.

808
00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:01,666
Okay.

809
00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:03,735
JUDY: You're watching
that piñata?
Yeah.

810
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:05,603
We need to know what's
inside the piñata.

811
00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:08,173
I think
it's usually candy.

812
00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:09,207
♪ ♪

813
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,241
TODD:
Oh. Hey, hey, hey.

814
00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:12,277
It's moving, it's moving.

815
00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:15,580
It's going to the bathroom.
(groans)

816
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,415
Hey, Lawrence? Lawrence!

817
00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:19,651
You're a robot and a pirate,

818
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,219
but I'm okay with it.

819
00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:22,754
You know, I'll go
check it out.

820
00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:24,889
Okay, we need to know
if it's a piña-tah

821
00:30:24,889 --> 00:30:27,158
or a piña-toe.
Got you.

822
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,660
Okay. Okay, let's go, drunky.

823
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,395
Hey, wait.
I was talking to him.

824
00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:31,930
Okay, let's get
some food in you, huh?

825
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:32,997
What about these cupcakes?

826
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,065
Or, I hear the shrimp
are pretty good.

827
00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:35,733
I don't wanna go home.
No?

828
00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:36,935
Oh, my God,
it's Albert Einstein.

829
00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:38,670
Are you dating
Gayle King?

830
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,972
Okay, I'm very sorry for
my robot idiot brother,

831
00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:42,273
but big fan of
both of your work.

832
00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:45,243
I'm a robot and a pirate
at the same time.

833
00:30:45,243 --> 00:30:47,745
TODD: Oh, my God.
Oh, no luck.
Unisex restroom.

834
00:30:47,745 --> 00:30:49,314
The line was long
and the piñata gave up.

835
00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:51,649
Great, now the milk
is nowhere to be found.

836
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:52,951
God, this is
ridiculous.

837
00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:54,719
Can we just rip off
that piñata's head

838
00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:56,221
and find out
what's inside?

839
00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:58,489
Pretty sure you need a bat
to destroy a piñata.

840
00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:00,558
JUDY:
So, when you say
manservant?

841
00:31:00,558 --> 00:31:01,993
TODD:
Just my brother,
my idiot brother...

842
00:31:01,993 --> 00:31:03,628
Hey, bat, spill it!

843
00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:05,230
Open up! Come on!

844
00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:06,564
No, no, no.
Wrong bat! Wrong bat!

845
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,799
MAN: Hey!
Oh, uh...

846
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,067
You should go.
I'll take care of him.

847
00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:10,335
Thank you.
Yes.

848
00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:11,769
Hey, Derek, hi.

849
00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:12,971
Come on, let's go, Batman.

850
00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:14,739
Excuse me. So sorry, so sorry.
(clamoring)

851
00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,007
LAWRENCE:
Bye!

852
00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:17,508
(others murmuring)
Bye, everyone. Goodbye.

853
00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:18,977
Thanks again!

854
00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:20,478
Give me the keys.
Gimme!

855
00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:23,181
But I want the candy
inside of that piñata.

856
00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:24,649
Go back.
What?

857
00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:25,984
Todd?

858
00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:27,018
Lawrence?

859
00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:28,686
Mom! Jell-O!

860
00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:31,322
What is going on?

861
00:31:31,322 --> 00:31:32,624
He's been doing
Jell-O shots.

862
00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:34,726
(slurring):
Every color of the rainbow.

863
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,527
What is happening here?

864
00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:37,962
Um, mid-gay-life
crisis?

865
00:31:37,962 --> 00:31:39,130
What are you
doing downtown?

866
00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:40,632
Oh, I was at
the courthouse but--

867
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:42,700
(belches)
Oh, my God.
We need to get him home.

868
00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:44,802
Yeah.
No, but I can't. (groans)

869
00:31:44,802 --> 00:31:46,537
Chet's mom is here. Boo.
Okay.

870
00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:48,006
I'm gonna take him
to my place.

871
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,474
Your place? Oh, great.

872
00:31:49,474 --> 00:31:51,009
Mom says it's a dump.

873
00:31:51,009 --> 00:31:52,777
What? You called
my place a dump?

874
00:31:52,777 --> 00:31:54,479
Not now, Todd.
But, yes.

875
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:56,281
She says it's a dump.

876
00:31:56,281 --> 00:31:59,450
LAWRENCE:
♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪

877
00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:01,219
(Todd muttering)
♪ Round and round,
round and... ♪

878
00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:03,388
Lawrence, honey,
you have to walk.

879
00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:05,290
Take steps.
Hey, hi, everybody.

880
00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:06,858
Hey.
Patty.

881
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,326
What?
What are you
doing here?

882
00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,528
Oh, I'm surprising Allison
with a little girls' night.

883
00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:12,330
I think she could use
some female bonding

884
00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:13,564
and guidance.
From you?

885
00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:15,033
Yes, me.
I've got some face masks,

886
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,301
hummus, bath salts.

887
00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:18,069
Not the kind that
turn you into a zombie.

888
00:32:18,069 --> 00:32:19,370
And I don't really
recommend those.

889
00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:20,672
Can we just--
Lawrence is very heavy.

890
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,674
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
I'm not heavy,
I'm your brother.

891
00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,375
Come on.
(keys jingle)

892
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:26,444
Lawrence, you are hooking
my bra right now.
Okay, sweetheart.

893
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,512
MAN:
I saw this in the movies once...
(gasps)

894
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:28,680
Oh, my God.

895
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,847
Allison!
Dick?!

896
00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:31,182
Mom?
Tony.

897
00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:32,950
Feliz Navidad!

898
00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,019
Oh!

899
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,159
What?!
Oh, my God, he hit his head.

900
00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:42,660
Patty, get some ice.
You said you had
an all-night stakeout--

901
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:43,761
What are you wearing?

902
00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:45,596
What am I wearing?
What am I wearing?

903
00:32:45,596 --> 00:32:48,232
What are you doing in my bed
with him?

904
00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:49,500
Oh, I'm sorry,
is this your wife?

905
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,369
This is my sister,
and you told me

906
00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:52,370
I had to be a lone wolf.
LAWRENCE: Ow.

907
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:53,705
No distractions.
Ow...

908
00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:55,673
No girls, no boys.
So what is this?

909
00:32:55,673 --> 00:32:58,476
What can I say, Tyler?
I love her, man.
What?!

910
00:32:58,476 --> 00:32:59,577
Oh, my God.
Yeah, but listen,

911
00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:00,578
she's not gonna be around
long, right?

912
00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:01,713
You know, she's a cop.

913
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:03,247
So she's gonna die
in the line of duty

914
00:33:03,247 --> 00:33:04,716
any day now, quickly.

915
00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:07,518
I am a doctor.
I was your doctor.

916
00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,854
Okay, Dr. Feelgood, what
do we do about this injury?

917
00:33:09,854 --> 00:33:11,155
Okay, just sit him up.

918
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,524
Um, keep the ice
on his forehead.

919
00:33:13,524 --> 00:33:15,026
Is he disoriented?
Very.

920
00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:16,427
And so are you, by the way.

921
00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:18,162
Allison, this is
very disappointing.

922
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,031
Yeah, I'll say it is.
Why?

923
00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:22,200
I am a grown, marri--
Single.

924
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,901
I am a single woman.

925
00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:26,304
I don't think marriage is
in the cards for us, babe.
Stop talking.

926
00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:28,573
Also, what do you care
who I sleep with?

927
00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:30,875
You told Lawrence it doesn't
matter who we love.

928
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,477
You love him? Him?!

929
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,779
It doesn't matter.
Gay or straight,

930
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:37,415
we can all make terrible
life choices.

931
00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:39,450
Okay, this is ridiculous.
Can everyone please just

932
00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:40,485
get out right now?

933
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:41,753
What? I live here.

934
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,821
This is my apartment.
(grunts)

935
00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:45,590
Dick?

936
00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:48,326
It's me.

937
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,295
Oh, dear God, Patty,
is that you?

938
00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:52,330
You know my aunt?

939
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:54,732
I, uh, I thought
you were dead.

940
00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:57,402
No, no, no, not yet.

941
00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:59,570
Dick, I waited for your call

942
00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:01,739
for many, many years.
Oh, my God.

943
00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:03,608
Hey, listen, Patty, you know
I think you're a great gal.

944
00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:04,642
We had some great times
together, right?

945
00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:05,743
But I'm a lone wolf.

946
00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:06,778
I live in the shadows.

947
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:08,146
I-I got garbage down my pants

948
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,248
so I can stay warm at night.
That's you, by the way.

949
00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:11,482
The garbage in his pants,
that's you.

950
00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:13,418
Todd, you're your own garbage
in your pants.

951
00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:14,719
I'm not really sure
that makes any sense.

952
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,788
And you are such a fraud,
by the way.

953
00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:19,056
I wanted to be just like you,
a great detective,

954
00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:20,124
but look at me now.

955
00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:22,160
Yeah, you're a terrible
detective.

956
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,328
Couldn't even solve
my little gay case.

957
00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:27,131
Wait, your confidential client
is Lawrence?

958
00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,800
Yeah. He failed me.
You're fired.

959
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,601
I'm a failure, too.

960
00:34:30,601 --> 00:34:31,869
I'm probably gonna be fired.

961
00:34:31,869 --> 00:34:34,138
I vetted that judge
they found on Grindr.

962
00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:35,373
It was me.

963
00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:37,341
I don't have gaydar.

964
00:34:37,341 --> 00:34:39,844
I don't wear espadrilles.
I hate Metallica.

965
00:34:39,844 --> 00:34:41,646
Is Metallica a gay band?

966
00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,147
Oh, yeah.
Duh.

967
00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:45,450
You are not a failure,
and of all my children--

968
00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:46,584
He's the favorite.
I knew it.
He what?

969
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,052
We're letting you down,
and he's not?

970
00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:50,521
DICK: Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Listen up, everybody.

971
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:52,390
I've had a really great time.

972
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:53,825
I like most of you.

973
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,493
But right now, I'm having
a heart attack,

974
00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:57,462
so could someone
call me a 911?

975
00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:58,763
<i>(siren wailing)</i>

976
00:35:05,837 --> 00:35:07,572
Oh...

977
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,841
Oh, Clara, hi.

978
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,510
I'm so sorry
I'm two minutes late.

979
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:14,645
Uh, it was a strange night.

980
00:35:14,645 --> 00:35:16,948
Are you ready for this?

981
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,816
Did you talk to your family?

982
00:35:18,816 --> 00:35:20,351
Let's just go in
and do it.

983
00:35:20,351 --> 00:35:22,186
Okay, okay.
So remember,

984
00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:24,322
all you have to do is
tell the truth.
Mm-hmm.

985
00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:25,456
(camera clicks)

986
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:26,858
(shudders)
Um...

987
00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:29,026
is he taking photos...

988
00:35:29,026 --> 00:35:31,596
of-of people in there? No.

989
00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:32,830
Is it gonna be in the papers?

990
00:35:32,830 --> 00:35:35,867
Because if-if my family--

991
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,602
What if my family sees?
If they send me away,

992
00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:39,337
then Micah-- what will
happen to my brother?
Okay.

993
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:41,672
He's-he's, um-- And they
won't, they won't...

994
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:44,842
Clara, shh, shh, shh.
Breathe, breathe, breathe.

995
00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:48,379
I'm not gonna ask you
to do this.

996
00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:52,683
I-- Your safety is
the most important thing.

997
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:59,190
Um, what-what happens
if I don't?

998
00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:02,193
Gillian will lose,
but we'll appeal.

999
00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:06,397
I am not going to trade
her future for yours.

1000
00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:09,066
So I'm just gonna go inside
and tell them

1001
00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:10,501
it's not gonna happen.

1002
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,604
I keep thinking that
I'm ready, and then...

1003
00:36:13,604 --> 00:36:15,840
I just get scared,
and then I...

1004
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,608
(breathing heavily)

1005
00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:24,849
Clara, I'm going to
go inside,

1006
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,951
and if you're ready,
you'll join me.

1007
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:28,619
Or you'll wait here.

1008
00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:31,122
Either one is okay.

1009
00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:34,325
You do what's right for you.

1010
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,268
Ms. Wright,
is the witness here?

1011
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:50,908
Your Honor, unfortunately...

1012
00:36:50,908 --> 00:36:54,011
♪ ♪

1013
00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:55,446
(gallery murmuring)

1014
00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,618
Yes, Your Honor,
she is ready now.

1015
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,443
Will the defendant
please rise?

1016
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:30,448
In the case of <i>Richard Madden
v. Gillian Gibbons,</i>

1017
00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:34,518
the jury finds the defendant
not liable for defamation.

1018
00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:36,621
(gavel bangs)
(laughs): Okay.

1019
00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:38,389
(indistinct chatter)

1020
00:37:38,389 --> 00:37:40,124
Congratulations.

1021
00:37:40,124 --> 00:37:43,060
You are so brave, Gillian.

1022
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:46,163
He will lose his job, and he is
not a threat to you anymore.

1023
00:37:46,163 --> 00:37:47,365
Okay.

1024
00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:49,266
Okay? Yes.
Thank you.

1025
00:37:54,639 --> 00:37:55,640
Mmm. That's good.

1026
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,641
Hey.

1027
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:57,575
Hi.

1028
00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:59,877
Are those from that party?

1029
00:37:59,877 --> 00:38:02,513
Yes. I am upcycling.

1030
00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:04,582
There's so much waste
in the world.

1031
00:38:04,582 --> 00:38:06,183
Mm. Yeah.

1032
00:38:06,183 --> 00:38:10,187
Ooh.
Uh, I just wanted
to come by

1033
00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:13,324
and say thank you
for all your help last night.

1034
00:38:13,324 --> 00:38:17,161
I mean, it was fun.
And-and-and you really...

1035
00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:19,463
Do you want to have
dinner sometime?
Yes!

1036
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:21,632
Y-Yes, I do.

1037
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,000
Good.
I really do.

1038
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,101
Good.
Mm.

1039
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,806
Oh, and by the by,
I figured out the gender

1040
00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,007
of your little piñata friend
last night.

1041
00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:31,075
What? You did? How?

1042
00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:32,376
Bad shrimp.

1043
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:34,679
Oh.
Yeah, there was a little
flap in the neck,

1044
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:37,715
and I just, I delivered
that bad shrimp right on in.

1045
00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:40,084
They had to remove the head
to get to the toilet.

1046
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:42,086
Probably still throwing
up somewhere.

1047
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,388
(chuckles)

1048
00:38:44,388 --> 00:38:48,292
So who was inside?
Was it a man or a woman?

1049
00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:52,463
MARGARET:
How did it go?

1050
00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:55,299
Well, they're still
talking to me for now.

1051
00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:57,034
But I am leaving.

1052
00:38:57,034 --> 00:39:00,905
Okay. And the college
has agreed to house you

1053
00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:03,741
as part of their
work study program.

1054
00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:05,242
And what about my brother?

1055
00:39:05,242 --> 00:39:08,446
Clara, should you need to
bring Micah with you,

1056
00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:11,882
we will find a legal way
to make that happen.

1057
00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:13,217
He'll be okay.

1058
00:39:13,217 --> 00:39:16,353
That first day when I saw you
at the courthouse,

1059
00:39:16,353 --> 00:39:18,622
I thought that you were...

1060
00:39:18,622 --> 00:39:21,859
just a lawyer helping Gillian.
(chuckles)

1061
00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:24,261
I didn't realize that
you would help me, too.

1062
00:39:24,261 --> 00:39:26,564
(laughs)
Thank you.

1063
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:29,366
I-- Honestly, I don't know

1064
00:39:29,366 --> 00:39:31,102
how to thank you enough.
Thank you.

1065
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:33,037
(both chuckle)

1066
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:35,473
Oh...

1067
00:39:35,473 --> 00:39:37,608
Thank you.
So why don't you
take a seat right here.

1068
00:39:37,608 --> 00:39:39,510
I will find Todd for you.
Okay. Thank you, Susan.

1069
00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:41,245
It's really great
seeing you, Lawrence.

1070
00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:42,880
Great seeing you, too.

1071
00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:45,683
Oh.

1072
00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:48,185
Thank you.

1073
00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:50,154
Uh, who's this?

1074
00:39:50,154 --> 00:39:53,090
That is my husband Chet
and our daughter Clementine.

1075
00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:56,527
She's at the movies today
with her Aunt Allison.

1076
00:39:58,395 --> 00:40:02,032
So you're married to a man?

1077
00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:05,302
Yes.

1078
00:40:05,302 --> 00:40:06,871
Lawrence.
Hi, Mom.

1079
00:40:06,871 --> 00:40:08,472
Hi, honey. I didn't know

1080
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:09,640
you were
coming in today.

1081
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:10,775
Yeah. I'm here
to see Todd.

1082
00:40:10,775 --> 00:40:12,643
Okay. Come on, Micah.

1083
00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:14,178
Thank you.
Thanks.

1084
00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,913
We'll get some paperwork
for his sister's college.

1085
00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:19,917
Oh, hello.
Walk with me, won't you?

1086
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,820
Todd, uh, I wanted
to come by and say...
Ooh, ooh.

1087
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:25,689
Sorry. Is this in an official
capacity? Because you fired me.

1088
00:40:25,689 --> 00:40:29,593
So now, anything you say will
be emailed directly to CNN.

1089
00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:33,130
And the FBI. And TMZ.
And CBS. And KFC.

1090
00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:35,065
Ha, ha, ha. Listen.

1091
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,668
I am sorry
about the other night.

1092
00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:39,637
I have never done
Jell-O Slaps before.

1093
00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:41,238
Oh, boy.
And

1094
00:40:41,238 --> 00:40:44,141
some of the things
I said were maybe... misguided.

1095
00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:46,577
Yeah. Like
"I'm not really gay"?

1096
00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:48,879
'Cause you weren't drunk
for that.

1097
00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:51,282
I <i>am</i> gay. Of course.

1098
00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:55,419
My connection to that community
may not be very... strong.

1099
00:40:57,054 --> 00:41:00,724
But perhaps there is value
in embracing the label.

1100
00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:02,493
Yeah.

1101
00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:05,062
And I have decided to recommend
Adam Spinks for the position.

1102
00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:07,031
He is extremely qualified.

1103
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:09,366
Oh, okay. Damn. So you don't
want to know anymore?

1104
00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:11,769
'Cause I figured it out.
You did?

1105
00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:14,471
Yeah, with some help
from my friend... Dorothy.

1106
00:41:14,471 --> 00:41:16,674
And I have something for you.

1107
00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:24,682
(clears throat)
What is this?

1108
00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:27,918
This is a Sexual Orientation
Reveal Balloon.

1109
00:41:27,918 --> 00:41:30,054
Just pop it,
and the confetti inside

1110
00:41:30,054 --> 00:41:32,523
will tell you
which team the judge plays for.

1111
00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:35,226
Seriously?
Why... can't you just tell me?

1112
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:36,727
I mean, what color is...?

1113
00:41:36,727 --> 00:41:38,395
You'll know. Just pop it.

1114
00:41:38,395 --> 00:41:39,930
But not in here
'cause it'll make a big mess,

1115
00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:41,665
and Mom will get mad.

1116
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,267
But take it outside and pop it.
(elevator bell dings)

1117
00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:46,804
Wait. Does pink mean...?
Or is-is blue...?

1118
00:41:46,804 --> 00:41:49,573
Just pop it. You'll see.

1119
00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:51,575
You did it.

1120
00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:53,410
Nice work.

1121
00:41:54,445 --> 00:41:56,547
Proud of you, too.

1122
00:41:56,547 --> 00:42:00,384
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

1123
00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:03,153
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh... ♪

1124
00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:04,922
But poor sweet Allison.

1125
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:07,057
She's turning into
someone else, isn't she?

1126
00:42:07,057 --> 00:42:09,260
She certainly is, but who?

1127
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:10,995
Thank you.
Hello.

1128
00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:13,297
Jury's still out on that one,
but I think it'll be okay.

1129
00:42:13,297 --> 00:42:15,432
Let's just wait
and see. Hey.

1130
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:19,036
Although, you know who she
reminds me of at this age?

1131
00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:20,905
Lester.
Lester?

1132
00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:22,907
Was Lester acting out,
rebelling in his 30s?

1133
00:42:22,907 --> 00:42:24,575
He shaved his head

1134
00:42:24,575 --> 00:42:26,610
and then hijacked that
little train at the zoo.

1135
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:28,379
Remember? Father
was furious.

1136
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:32,116
Dear God, is Allison
turning into Lester?

1137
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:33,584
I need to talk to her.

1138
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:39,823
♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪

1139
00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:45,229
♪ Way up high ♪

1140
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:50,601
♪ And the dreams
that you dream of ♪

1141
00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:56,607
♪ Once in a lullaby... ♪

1142
00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:06,116
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