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Previously on
So Help Me Todd...

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This is my life,

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putting an ad in the newspaper
in Iceland

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to tell my missing husband
that our marriage is over.

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You... kissed me.

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And now, you're just, like,
no, it never happened.

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Life's too short
to not be friends.

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I've got less than 100 hours
left until I get

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my P.I. license restored,
and then, who knows.

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I'm mostly just trying
to escape from Mom.

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Moving in with her
a part of this exit strategy?

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And I'm Alex.

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Vegas. What about tonight?

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Like elope?
Mm-hmm.

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A divorce?
Are you sure?

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Yes.

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MALE ANNOUNCER:
Well, it's a beautiful day,

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and here we are on the streets
of Portland

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for the 47th
Annual Waterfront Parade.
Hello!

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FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Absolutely right, Bob.

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Look, there's the governor.
Oh, and there's Fang

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from the Portland Widows.

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Here comes the float
from McBarton's Beer Company.

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It says here that the driver
of their float

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is their employee of the month

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Billy P.

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MALE ANNOUNCER: Oh, wait
a minute now, it looks like

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the parade float
from McBarton's Beer Company

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is having a little bit
of trouble.

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FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
It seems to be malfunctioning.

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Oh, my God, what's going on?

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MALE ANNOUNCER: That float
is out of control. My God!
(crowd screaming)

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(alarm beeping)

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(groans)

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(groaning)

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(groans)

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(screams)

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Hi.

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Oh, Allison.
Another bath?

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What does that
make it?

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Number seven
this week?

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Mm, yeah, I guess.

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(groans)
Are you okay?

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Oh, I...

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No. No.

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I am not sick.

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I cannot be sick.

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You might have that nasty 24-
hour virus that's going around.

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You should just get back in bed.

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I have a huge
settlement hearing

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at 10:00 a.m.,
and I have to be there.

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You remember that

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parade float that lost control

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and crashed into the crowd?

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Well, they hired me
to represent

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the injured spectators
in a class action suit

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against the brewery,

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and if I drop the ball
on this,

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Beverly will see it
as a sign of weakness.

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Mom, just take the day off.

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I've only been able to eke out

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a very tiny
settlement,

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and I am not going to bungle it.

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I have to be there.

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Mom.

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I'm a medical professional.
Go back to bed.

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No, no, I'm fine.

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I must attend
the settlement.

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Oh, God. I can't...

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attend... (panting) the

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settle... ment.

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(grunts)

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Well, hello.

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Guess who was
ten minutes early this morning

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and who is late.

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Oh, Todd, you have to
find Susan.

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Tell her she has to go to
the McBarton Beer Company

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arbitration conference
and get that settlement signed.

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TODD:
Mm-hmm.

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Scrambling at the last minute

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to complete our homework?
Did I mention

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I alphabetized all the files
in my nook

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this morning?
Todd.

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Go find Susan now.

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(overlapping shouting)

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(knock on door)

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What's up?

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Oh, super chill bloodbath
in there, huh?

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Yeah. What do you need?
Uh, my mom needs you

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to go accept a settlement offer.

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I can't go anywhere.

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Right, totally.

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(overlapping shouting
continues)

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Well, Susan's a no-go, Mom.

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(sighs) Go try Beverly. Quick.

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(overlapping shouting)
Stop it! Watch it.

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You're acting
like big babies!

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Knock it off.
You're the little man.

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I'm telling you!
Beverly is occupied.

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You'll just have to do it.

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Me? Wait, what? What am I doing?

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MARGARET:
There's a file on my desk marked

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"Parade Victims v. Brewery."

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If we don't settle
before 10:00 a.m.,

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the arbitrator
decides the amount, and my

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clients go empty-handed.

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Relax, I've got the file.

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Now what do I do? Wait. Does it
smell like mint in your office?

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Or like... (sniffs) minty roses?

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Todd, I am counting
on you right now.

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I need you, so please,

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please stop goofing around

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and help me!

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Okay, you know what?

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Drop me a pin, and I'm there.

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Get the pink page

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marked "Settlement"

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and go.
(clock ticking)

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You've got 26 minutes.

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MARGARET:
Todd, you will be my proxy.

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Find the plaintiff's
representative,

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Jane Tippet, you can't miss her.

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Have Jane sign the settlement

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with the arbitrator,
and accept the offer,

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but you have to do it
before 10:00 a.m.,

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or the arbitrator decides
the final award,

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and he is not favorable

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to my side.
Whoa!

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MARGARET:
Did you get all that?

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You serious?!

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(horn honks)

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Oh, God.

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(panting)

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(elevator dings)

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(button clicking)

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(sighs)
SECURITY GUARD: H-H-Hold.

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Fourth floor. Back office.
Michelle.

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No, no, no, I'm not the...
pizza guy.

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(sighs)

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(elevator dings)

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Six minutes
till success.

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Can't believe
we're getting away

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with this paltry
settlement.

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Especially since Margaret Wright
is their attorney.

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I guess she's not
so tough after all.

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She's about two feet tall
out of those stilettos.

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But she makes up for it
with those gigantic blouses.

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(both laugh)

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Good thing
she never heard

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about "Crimson Monday."

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(elevator doors open)

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(sighs)

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Crimson Monday?

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(giggling)

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(line ringing)

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Pick up, pick up, pick up.
(phone buzzing)

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(grunts)

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(grunts)

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(sighs)

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(grunts)

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(Italian accent):
Yeah, I got
pizza here.

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(indistinct chatter)

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Uh, fourth floor, Michelle.

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(clock ticking)

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ARBITRATOR:
There now.

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The arbitration has
officially commenced.

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She's not here. Margaret Wright
abandoned her clients.

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McTABRIA:
Then you have the authority

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to choose the figure awarded.

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No! We don't want you
making this decision.

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MARGARET:
Todd, accept the offer.

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JANE:
In the absence
of our representative,

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I will speak for the plaintiffs,
and we will

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accept the settlement
amount offered.

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(murmuring)
Got it.

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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

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I'm here, and I, um, I speak

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for these people.
I represent the plaintiffs.

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I'm from Crest Folding,

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I am Margaret Wright's epoxy,

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and-and we are rejecting

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this settlement offer.

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* *

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And how are we today?

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I don't really know.

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Uh, I feel weirdly
untethered from my life.

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Like the future

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that I saw for myself

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is gone.

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So...

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what's now?

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Anyway,

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you're in town tonight?

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Yes, I'm...

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here for dinner.

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Where's Clem?

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She's right there.

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Where's
Uncle Chuck?

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That's a really good question.

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I don't know.

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He might be at home,
at his home.

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I don't actually
live there anymore.

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Um, how's your mom?

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She's fine. It's viral.

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I made her stay in bed
so we don't get it.

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But isn't Todd
in there with her?

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Whatever.

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So, everything
is great.

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Uh, it all
went perfect,

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but, uh, I did make
one tiny change.

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See, the clock was ticking,
and everybody was yelling,

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and I guess I overheard--
I mean, I did

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overhear these awful defense

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lawyers, who looked like
America's Next Top Model:

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Legal Edition
contestants,

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talking in the elevator

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and congratulating themselves
on pulling one over on you.

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And they were referencing
this secret something called

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"Crimson Monday" because
they're hiding something,

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or they are lying
to you, but, anyway,

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one thing led to a mother,

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and I sort of
stepped up,

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in a good way,
and acting as

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your proxy-- it's not epoxy--

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I kind of took over the case,

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and I, uh, rejected
the settlement offer.

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So...

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no big deal, right?

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Mom?

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It's good.
Baby, eat your pasta.

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Oh. You feeling better, Mother?

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(door opens)
Mother?

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(sighs)

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(elevator dings)

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Did I do something...
Shh.

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(sighs)

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Did you today

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ever say the words,

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"I am a lawyer"?

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No.

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"Legal counsel"?
"Attorney"?

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No. No?
No, no, no, no.

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I-I-I just said that I, uh,
speak for these people,

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and I said
I represent them.

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Mom?

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Oh, my God! Whoa.

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Oh, Todd.

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You are brilliant.

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What? Wait, you're
not murdering me?

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And waste genius

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like this?
Of course not.

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Todd, I knew

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that they were
hiding something.

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They were trying
to force us

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to accept their
crappy settlement

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so we wouldn't find out.
(laughs)
(laughs weakly)

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(sighs) This Red Sunday...

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Crimson Monday.
Mm.

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We need
to investigate,

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and the little stunt
you did today

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bought us the time
we need.
What?

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"A Plaintiff Group
in a class action suit

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"may change their representative

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"once and only once,
and if

265
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,789
"a change is made,

266
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,424
"the arbitration hearing
must be delayed

267
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,526
for three
business days."

268
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,896
Wait, so I'm their attorney now?
So to speak.

269
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,397
Oh, fantastic.
I mean, I'm basically

270
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:38,732
a lawyer anyway at this point.

271
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,567
I mean, briefs,
motions, overruled.

272
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,302
Oh, but, Todd,
you have to be careful.

273
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,871
Huh?
You must never
misrepresent

274
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,573
yourself or deceive
these people.
Yeah. I know.

275
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,608
It is illegal.
Okay.

276
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,778
If the plaintiffs think
that you're a lawyer...

277
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,880
(mutters)
we let them,

278
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,582
but you must never
lie to them.

279
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,584
No lies, whatsoever,

280
00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,787
for three days.
Oh, um...

281
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,621
No lies? But how?
No.

282
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,923
What are you
gonna be doing?

283
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:06,059
I am going to use
these next three days

284
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,394
to get some answers.

285
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,896
And what am I gonna do
with the plaintiffs

286
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,397
while you figure out
this Crime-son Monday--

287
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,199
uh, Crimson Sunday. (sighs)
Now you got me doing it.

288
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,666
Crimson Monday.

289
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,703
You are going to stall.

290
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:17,871
JANE:
This is outrageous.

291
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,573
We have no idea
who you are.

292
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,310
I am from Crest and Folding.

293
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,577
You're a lawyer.

294
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,713
Is that a statement
or a question?

295
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,816
Ugh, classic lawyer response.

296
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,717
JANE:
Well, what happened
to Margaret Wright?

297
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,019
And why on earth
did you reject

298
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,321
our settlement?
I mean, look at us.

299
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,723
Our lives are falling apart.

300
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:40,060
Look at Elton.
He's pitiful.

301
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,295
So, um...
(microphone feedback)

302
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,131
Margaret Wright is...

303
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,999
indisposed,

304
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,536
and there has been
a significant development

305
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,304
in your case-- or our case,

306
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,606
and we just need
some time to,

307
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,076
uh, look into it and, hopefully,

308
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,777
um, get more money.

309
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,212
(overlapping chatter)

310
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,081
Yes, and now I have to ask,

311
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,084
does anybody here know
what "Crimson Monday" is?

312
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,718
Yes. Elton?

313
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,620
I drank a ton of those
at Mardi Gras.

314
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,156
Nope, that's not it.

315
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,790
Okay, well, moving on.

316
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,192
No, we're not moving on.

317
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,760
We have questions,

318
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,362
and we all
have enormous

319
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,563
medical bills to pay.

320
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:17,764
Right.

321
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,532
JANE:
My wrist was shattered.

322
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,234
It was shattered.

323
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,669
I'm still dizzy when I stand up.

324
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,037
I'm so sorry.

325
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,472
I hear beeping wherever I go.

326
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,175
But you... broke your leg.
Yeah.

327
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:31,912
Okay, well, um, I feel like now
would be a great time

328
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,747
to bring in my
"medical consultant."

329
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,684
Uh, yeah, so, um...

330
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:38,919
the beeping,

331
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,787
you heard this
before the parade?

332
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,022
I've always
heard it.

333
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,524
Right, so I don't think you can

334
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,159
sue the brewery
for that,

335
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,560
but the-the broken leg...

336
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,963
Do you have any idea
what it's like to be dizzy

337
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,664
and disoriented at all times?

338
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:55,435
So funny you should ask that.
I know exactly how that feels.

339
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,605
Like, I didn't recently
get hit by a parade float,

340
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,274
but I feel like my life

341
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,043
has unraveled recently.

342
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,312
Keep it parade related.
Yeah, sure. Um...

343
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,181
Okay, so, my medical advice,

344
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,616
as a doctor,

345
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,851
I am one, is that you should put

346
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,555
your trust in this man
and just

347
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,790
let him have
the time

348
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,226
that he needs

349
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,360
to do

350
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,794
whatever it is
that he needs to do,

351
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,063
and, in the meantime,

352
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,198
if anyone wants
to see a movie...

353
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,866
Okay, thank you, thank you
very much, medical consultant,

354
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,735
thank you. Um, well,

355
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,603
it looks like the verdict--
excuse me,

356
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,005
the diagnosis is in.

357
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,574
So, you guys can all
just sit tight

358
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,343
and wait to hear from me.

359
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,379
Hey.
Hey.

360
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,982
The brewery financials
came back pretty clean.

361
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,683
No shady
offshore accounts,

362
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,252
clean record with the IRS.

363
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,954
Well, I found something.

364
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,523
(sniffs)
Are you wearing cologne?

365
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,459
Oh...

366
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,961
Didn't you have lunch
with Alex?

367
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,063
Alex, a...
professional

368
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,897
forensic accountant,
was kind enough

369
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,532
to deep dig up some dirt for me.

370
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,633
What dirt?

371
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,735
Someone smells
marvelous.

372
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:03,803
Mm-hmm.

373
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,039
It would seem our homegrown

374
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,607
microbrewery, McBarton Beer Co.,

375
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,776
isn't so mom and pop
anymore.

376
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,178
They were acquired,

377
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,912
just two weeks
before the parade,

378
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,381
by a massive corporation,

379
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,250
E.L.B.I., "Endless Lake
Beverages International."

380
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,786
Code name for the acquisition,
which won't be made public

381
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,155
for two more weeks?
"Crimson Monday."

382
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,690
Of course,
it all makes sense now.

383
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,392
First, E.L.B.I.
bought the brewery,

384
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,894
then the parade accident
happened, and now

385
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:31,264
E.L.B.I. is hiding
behind the brewery.

386
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,567
Because once those plaintiffs
hear "bought by E.L.B.I.,"

387
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:35,868
they'll want
a much bigger settlement

388
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,870
from E.L.B.I.'s
much deeper pockets.

389
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,240
So, the brewery is a subsidiary
that is protecting

390
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,209
the parent corporation?
Mm-hmm.

391
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,943
Then how do we tie
the two together

392
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,245
and get to
E.L.B.I.'s money?

393
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,813
And how do we do it
before the new

394
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,349
arbitration settlement
in, ugh, two days?

395
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,717
Okay, quick, Lyle, Susan,

396
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,086
somebody, just check
very quickly and see

397
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,123
if anyone has ever sued
one of E.L.B.I.'s subsidiaries

398
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:59,559
and forced them to open up
their fat corporate piggy bank.

399
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,894
LYLE: Glad you're
feeling better.
MARGARET: Oh, thank you.

400
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,364
SUSAN:
Looks like only once,
three years ago.

401
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,434
One attorney got a huge
settlement out of them.

402
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,736
Oh, great. Who is it?
We'll ask them for advice.

403
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,938
(sighs)

404
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,973
GUS:
Here's that report verbatim.

405
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,676
"There are no birds living
out here. This is a swampy

406
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,778
"hellhole
full of snakes,

407
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,780
trash, and abandoned couches."

408
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,615
Corduroys.

409
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,484
I think not.

410
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,187
Uh...

411
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,928
Okay, now, now, well,
just-just-just so

412
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,030
we're clear here,

413
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,331
last time we
saw each other,

414
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,665
you threw me out
of a restaurant.

415
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,834
I did not throw you out.
You left

416
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,504
after I made it clear
that you were no longer welcome.

417
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,739
Now, you want pointers

418
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,876
from me on how to beat E.L.B.I.

419
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,611
A professional favor,

420
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,381
which I'm more than happy
to repay.

421
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,049
Later.

422
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,884
Fine,

423
00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,152
but you owe me.

424
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,288
What do you
want to know?

425
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,957
Uh, in order to "pierce
the corporate veil," as it were,

426
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,627
and to gain access
to E.L.B.I.'s money,

427
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,431
we need to prove that E.L.B.I.
had direct control

428
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,700
over some aspect,
I mean, any aspect,

429
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,336
of McBarton Beer Company's
daily operations.

430
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,771
Here's the thing
about E.L.B.I., that place

431
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,741
is a cesspool
of smug bastard executives

432
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,676
with God complexes
that can't keep their fingers

433
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,546
out of anything.
If E.L.B.I.

434
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,981
is buying that brewery,
I guarantee you

435
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:30,850
they've already stuck
their noses in there.

436
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,620
Those executives
are never gonna talk,

437
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,388
ever.
(gasps)

438
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,690
But the employees,
they will.

439
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,992
Ever know an employee that
didn't complain about their job?

440
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,060
Never. (laughs)

441
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,529
Thank you so much.

442
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,231
That is very helpful.

443
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,266
And I now owe you

444
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,034
one favor.

445
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,137
Whoa, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

446
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,472
What, that's it?

447
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,174
You pump me
for information,

448
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,342
no apology?

449
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,709
Apology?

450
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,512
You want me to apologize to you?

451
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,281
Uh...
You're interviewing

452
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,449
for my job.

453
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,083
That wasn't your job.

454
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,119
It was nobody's job.
That is so like you.

455
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,654
You know, if anyone
owes anyone an apology...
If you want that job,

456
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,156
then go out and take it.
...you owe me.

457
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,657
Okay? Don't blame me.
Oh, God,

458
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,958
I knew it was a mistake
to come here.

459
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,260
Yes, it was a mistake.
Yeah, goodbye.

460
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,661
Goodbye.

461
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,967
MARGARET:
Todd, major intel.

462
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,136
I've discovered that
the brewery employees

463
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,804
were trying to unionize,

464
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,274
but it looks like they were
opposed by that floor manager

465
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,641
I sent you to find.

466
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,410
Have you located her yet?
Yes.

467
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,611
Got eyes on her
right now.

468
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,812
So, Theresa...

469
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,847
Theresa Wallace. Question her

470
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,150
and find out what she knows
about E.L.B.I.

471
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,251
Okay, great, I got to go.

472
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,519
Okay,

473
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,522
today is all about fun
and romance,

474
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,426
and your future,
which starts now.

475
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,495
(whistle blows)

476
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,929
(sighs) Hi.

477
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:50,997
Hi. (chuckles)

478
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,166
SHERRY:
Okay, I hate these things.

479
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,301
I always
get so nervous,

480
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,668
and men just lie
about everything,

481
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,969
so don't lie to me.

482
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,038
Tell me about your
last relationship.

483
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,374
Uh... well, um...

484
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,977
Me? Uh, Todd. So, yes, um, Amy

485
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,313
was a great girl,

486
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:09,316
Rose Festival Queen,
but she's at Cornell now.

487
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,350
(whistle blows)

488
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,385
And then there was Lea Luna.

489
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,187
Lea Luna, the podcaster?

490
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,322
PDX Files.

491
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,224
Yeah, she's much too cool
for you.

492
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,058
(whistle blows)

493
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,393
No.
Yes.

494
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,094
This Veronica sounds terrible.

495
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,297
But it was all just a trap
to get my mom arrested.

496
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,532
And now,
Susan's engaged

497
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,166
to this awesome guy, Peter,

498
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,568
and I guess that's that.

499
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,303
But you love her, right?

500
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,171
Huh.
(whistle blows)

501
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,375
Hi.

502
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,043
Allison? Oh, my God,

503
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,545
what are you doing here?
Oh, my God, hi.

504
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,146
I'm here, I'm speed dating.

505
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,782
Do I like woodworking?
No, you don't.

506
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,884
Okay, 'cause I maybe
just told a guy

507
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,319
that I would build
a canoe with him.

508
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,321
I don't think that you
should be here right now.

509
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,524
It's too soon?
It is too soon.
You are definitely not ready

510
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,092
for this, Al.
Mm-hmm, okay.

511
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,127
(whistle blows)
And get away.

512
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,796
Bye-bye. Love you.

513
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,165
THERESA: Mm.
Hi.

514
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,333
Mm.

515
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,235
How are you?
Aren't you a nugget.

516
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,303
Aren't I.

517
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,637
I'm Theresa.
Hi, Theresa.

518
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,839
I'm Todd. So...

519
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,575
uh, what do you know?

520
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,578
(stammers) Or what do you do,
um, for a living?

521
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,746
I'm a floor manager.
Impressive.

522
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,515
McBarton Beer Company.
Heard of them.

523
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,084
You know, I just bought
a sailboat.

524
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,085
50-footer.

525
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,453
(exhales)
And I'd bet

526
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,290
you'd look so good
tanning on my deck

527
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,857
with me
all over you

528
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,059
like SPF.

529
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,060
Uh-huh.

530
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,429
I think I'm in love with you.

531
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,863
No you're not, no you're not.

532
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,965
Okay, but I am open
to Cuba, for sure.

533
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,767
No one's open to Cuba here.
No one.

534
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,304
Okay. So...
Y'all know each other?

535
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,838
TODD:
Uh, yes. No.

536
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,173
Well, um, she's my sister.
It's a long story.

537
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,376
We're not dating.
That's good to know.

538
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,611
Mm-hmm.

539
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,713
So, what do you do for a living?

540
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,349
Well...
He's an investigator
at Crest Folding.

541
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,285
Are...
Okay, now I'll get out of it.
Back to you, Paul.

542
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,654
You work for the law firm
that's suing my brewery?

543
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,823
I shouldn't be talking to you.

544
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,225
(sighs)
I could've loved you.

545
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:02,028
And I'm calling my lawyer.

546
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,029
Y'all nasty.

547
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,197
Okay, just... just... (sighs)

548
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,668
She seemed nice.
You should go after her.

549
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,471
MARGARET:
So, Todd, I've discovered

550
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,672
that the brewery union was being

551
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,974
organized by someone
named Billy P.

552
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,276
Is she...?
I don't know.
She's totally lost her mind.

553
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,480
But this fledgling union has to
be significant to the case,

554
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,081
and this Billy P...
And Theresa.

555
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,650
How does she afford
a brand-new

556
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,952
50-foot sailboat on her
floor manager's salary?

557
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,488
I mean, that is
definitely suspicious.
It is.

558
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,524
Margaret, Todd, Jane Tippet
is here to see you.
Oh, hello, Jane.

559
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,526
What are you...
Did you think
that we were fools?

560
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,528
No, I...
He's not even a lawyer.

561
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,263
I never said I was a lawyer.
I never said I was a lawyer.

562
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,065
I did not...
And then we hear that he's

563
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,867
throwing himself
at that Theresa woman

564
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,569
in public. Our opponent.
What?

565
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:43,903
Begging her to love him.

566
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,438
No, I never said-- I did not--

567
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,273
I was gathering intel.

568
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,875
You made fools of us.

569
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,810
And you asked us
to trust you.

570
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,846
And now, the brewery thinks
that we are desperate,

571
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:57,049
and they have cut that
ridiculous settlement offer

572
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,485
in half. In half!

573
00:21:58,585 --> 00:21:59,819
Yeah.
Okay, we can fix this, Jane.

574
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,120
It is too late.

575
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,622
The final settlement
is tonight.

576
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,625
And I am gonna speak
for the group,

577
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,361
No, Jane...
and you are both fired.

578
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,228
Fired?
No, wait.

579
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,397
Good day.

580
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:12,799
(stammers)

581
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,940
Mom, we can't just
give up on this.

582
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,475
The new settlement
hearing isn't until 8:00.

583
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,110
Maybe we could find...
Todd, the plaintiffs

584
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,779
have moved on, and so must we.

585
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,848
We can't jeopardize
what little settlement

586
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,550
they have left.

587
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,486
I'll just, I'll go
tell Beverly what happened.

588
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,988
Oh, great, that's the
last straw for me, then.

589
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,624
I am definitely gonna get fired.

590
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,159
I mean, I have pushed it
too far one too many times.

591
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:41,327
I'm gone. Kersplitzo.

592
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:42,462
Oh, you're not kersplitzo.

593
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,864
Yes, I am. Wood-fired pizza.

594
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,666
Canned Film Festival.

595
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:47,834
PD Axed.

596
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:51,438
Todd, I will take care of it,
if I can.

597
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:55,241
I just have to think
of something to say.

598
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:57,844
Earth, Wind & Fired.

599
00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,278
(indistinct chatter)

600
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,213
Hey, Allison? What's going on?

601
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,115
Hey, I'm just...
SUSAN:
Uh, Margaret.

602
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,251
Could you take a seat, please?

603
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:07,454
(exhales)
Okay.

604
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,388
It's actually good timing
to have you both here.

605
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:12,191
Because I have something
for each of you.

606
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,126
It's official.

607
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,997
You are both hereby divorced.

608
00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,717
(inhales sharply)

609
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,791
Oh, Allison.

610
00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:47,594
Allison, honey,
I-I know this isn't how

611
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:49,996
either of us
wanted things to turn out,

612
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,898
but we are...
Mom.

613
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:54,233
You're gonna be okay.

614
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,302
And so am I.

615
00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,406
But right now,
I think I want to be alone

616
00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:02,509
so I can figure some things out

617
00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:04,343
by myself.
Okay.

618
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,512
Okay.

619
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,346
(stammers)
Yep.

620
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,050
I love you.

621
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,986
Thanks.

622
00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:18,625
Congratulations?

623
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,860
Oh, my God, what a day,
what a day.

624
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,194
(phone chimes)

625
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,863
(sighs)

626
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,903
Uh...

627
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,539
Thank you, Susan.

628
00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:35,508
(sighs)

629
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:38,077
FRANCEY:
Hey.
Hey.

630
00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:39,546
How'd that go?

631
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,914
Let's just say it wasn't
a banner day for love.

632
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,183
Francey, am I an idiot?
Is marriage ridiculous?

633
00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:45,885
I mean, if the two of them
can't make it work,

634
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,588
then what am I doing
getting marr...
Suze, stop.

635
00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,623
Don't compare
yourself to anybody.

636
00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,592
Not them, not anyone.

637
00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:55,027
This is your life.
What do you want?

638
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:57,697
(laughs):
I don't...
Do you love Peter?

639
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:01,100
Yes.

640
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,503
Do you want to spend
the rest of your life with him?

641
00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:07,373
(exhales)

642
00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:08,708
Yes.

643
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,910
Then that's all that matters.

644
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,580
(both laugh)

645
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,417
Silly girl.
(chuckles)

646
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:23,890
LYLE:
Todd, I got info

647
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,057
on the McBarton Beer Co.

648
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:26,993
from the National Labor
Relations Board.

649
00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:28,060
The workers did file

650
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,129
paperwork to organize a union.

651
00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:32,364
Oh, I guess no one told you

652
00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:33,766
we were let go from that case.

653
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,401
Yeah, the final
settlement's at 8:00,

654
00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:38,270
and, uh... we're out.

655
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,939
(scoffs)
Don't bother telling Lyle

656
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,541
so he can work all night
with no sleep.

657
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:44,977
Would it make you
feel any better

658
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:47,113
to know that I'm likely
gonna be fired?

659
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,581
For impersonating
a lawyer

660
00:25:48,681 --> 00:25:50,750
and losing a client and
opening a credit card

661
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,785
in your name.
Wha...

662
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:56,756
Well, that part's a joke, but
I'm probably gonna get fired.

663
00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,190
Oh.

664
00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:03,195
Well, that is... unfortunate.

665
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,665
Unfortunate indeed.

666
00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:20,212
The brewery workers, they filed
to start a union, right?

667
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:23,049
Yes. The papers were
filed by one of them.

668
00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:25,084
A William Phillips.

669
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,954
Oh, okay. Thanks.

670
00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:29,622
Yeah.

671
00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:34,126
William Phillips?

672
00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:35,795
With a P?

673
00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:39,231
And William,
which could be Billy,

674
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,667
and P for Phillips?

675
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:44,804
So, possibly, Billy P.?

676
00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:46,105
Possibly.

677
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:47,273
What was the name of the guy

678
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,041
who drove the parade float?

679
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,748
"Billy P."

680
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,651
So, uh, William Phillips,

681
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:01,821
aka Billy P.,
the union organizer,

682
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,856
was driving the parade float...

683
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,592
When he was overcome by
carbon monoxide and nearly died.

684
00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:09,028
Is it possible...
Someone was trying to...

685
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,163
Kill the union organizer?

686
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,640
MARGARET: (sighs)
Double martini, please.

687
00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:23,575
Wow. Bad day?

688
00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:26,278
Ah, ha, ha. Yes.

689
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,514
Me, too.
(sighs):
Well...

690
00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:30,883
Oh! Oh! Oh, no.

691
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,651
My phone. Super.

692
00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:34,253
Just super.
Can I get another pitcher

693
00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:36,055
of Portland Union Brew
back here?

694
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,223
This one's got a phone in it.

695
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,191
Make it a triple martini.

696
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:40,626
Hello? Anybody?

697
00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:42,561
It is dead. It's dead.

698
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:47,033
So, how'd it go with E.L.B.I.
and piercing

699
00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:49,601
ye olde corporate veil?

700
00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:51,437
We failed. I failed.

701
00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:52,671
The plaintiffs
fired us,

702
00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:54,206
and they're about
to get steamrolled

703
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,275
over the final arbitration
tonight.

704
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:58,911
And I might have gotten
my son Todd fired,

705
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:02,014
and my divorce--

706
00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:03,215
and my daughter's
divorce, Allison--

707
00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:04,650
came through on the same day,

708
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:05,852
which was just so sad.

709
00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:06,986
Are you even
listening to me, Gus?

710
00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:08,988
Yes.

711
00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:11,523
You are not. You are
playing with darts.

712
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:14,493
I'm not playing with darts,
I am playing darts.

713
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:16,829
Here. Give me one of those.

714
00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:23,035
* Sometimes, we say... *

715
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,071
Eh, that's not bad.
You got to...

716
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:26,372
try and lift your arm up
a little bit there.

717
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:30,476
Do not give me
dart tips, please.

718
00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:33,012
Dart tips are the pointy end,
you know?

719
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:37,483
* When you realize... *

720
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:41,153
I'm really sorry
what happened with the E.L.B.I.

721
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:45,624
Although, I'm not surprised
you lost to them.

722
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,659
Oh! Really?

723
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,863
You're not surprised?
Oh, I see, I see, I see.

724
00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:52,564
So the great Gus Easton

725
00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,266
can beat E.L.B.I....
Oh, come on.

726
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,102
but poor, little,
tiny Margaret can't?

727
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,804
Oh, come on, I didn't
say that. Would...

728
00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,406
Will you please stop trying
to pick a fight with me?

729
00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:01,841
No, I am not trying
to pick a fight with you.
Yes...

730
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,475
You just now were trying
to pick a fight with me,

731
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,610
by saying, you know,
"I'm not surprised about that."

732
00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:06,145
That is horrible.
I mean, anyway,

733
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,815
why should I stop...
Because I like you, okay?

734
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:11,283
And I'm doing my darnedest
to try and date you,

735
00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:12,684
if you'd just be quiet
long enough

736
00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:15,054
for me to ply you
with my charms.

737
00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:16,889
Oh, and does plying me
with your charms

738
00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:20,259
include walking out
on our first dinner date?

739
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:21,861
You said it was officially over.

740
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,530
And by the way, I paid
for the check on the way out.

741
00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:26,732
I would like you to know that.
And probably expensed it.

742
00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:30,803
Oh, I have never, ever,
in court or on the street,

743
00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:34,473
met a woman
as frustrating as you.

744
00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:39,311
* *

745
00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:52,658
* Where to? *

746
00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:54,393
Gus.

747
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:57,897
When you were suing E.L.B.I.,

748
00:29:57,997 --> 00:30:00,332
is it possible

749
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:04,803
any of their subsidiaries
had unions?

750
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:07,974
Oh, hell no.
They'd never allow that.

751
00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:09,375
No, they're like rabid wolves

752
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,543
when it comes
to organized labor.

753
00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:14,613
That's it. The union.

754
00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:16,949
They were trying
to stop the union.

755
00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:18,985
Oh, Gus, do you think
that it's possible

756
00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:22,855
that E.L.B.I. would go so far
as to demand

757
00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:24,823
that any of their
future subsidiaries would squash

758
00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:26,692
any union labor
activity...
Ow, that-that's sharp.

759
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,094
...before they would
acquire them?

760
00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:29,996
That's really sharp.
Oh, I'm sorry.

761
00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:31,297
(phone ringing)

762
00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:33,332
Wait, that's-that's my phone.

763
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:37,303
TODD: Mom. That parade accident
was no accident.
Todd. Union busters, E.L.B.I.

764
00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:39,305
The float driver
was the union leader.

765
00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,440
So, they must have
stipulated that.

766
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,309
Yes.
So it was attempted murder?

767
00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:45,377
Yes. Yes.
By Theresa?

768
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:48,614
Todd, how did you know
to call me on Gus's phone?

769
00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:50,782
I tracked your location.
Lucky guess.

770
00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:52,885
Well, uh, we have to get
to that arbitration.

771
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:55,254
I mean, you-you do, you do,
because you--

772
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,588
you are their representative.

773
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,290
Oh, my God!
We've only got 45 minutes.

774
00:30:58,390 --> 00:30:59,791
Okay. Yeah.
Okay, Todd, before you go,

775
00:30:59,892 --> 00:31:02,294
you need to make sure that...
TODD: I'm gonna...

776
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:04,964
Todd? Todd?

777
00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:10,169
Gus, you don't charge your phone
before you leave your boat?

778
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:12,504
You threw your phone in my beer.

779
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:14,974
Gus, come on. We've got to run.

780
00:31:15,942 --> 00:31:18,377
Gus, I didn't get a
chance to tell Todd

781
00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:20,346
all the things he's gonna
need to know to prepare.

782
00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:21,680
First, he's gonna
have to request

783
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,215
that Theresa attend the meeting.

784
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:24,816
Then he's gonna have
to question her.

785
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,618
If he's learned anything
from working for me

786
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,787
this entire year, he'll
already know all those things.

787
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,489
Todd is representing
the plaintiffs?

788
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:33,892
Yes, and he has to get them,
and Jane, back on board.

789
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,728
Oh, maybe if he tells them
it was murder.

790
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,298
Are you sure your son is gonna
be able to pull any of this off?

791
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,667
What are you saying about
my son? How dare you!
No, I...

792
00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:43,302
Todd is very competent
and he's very smart

793
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,304
and he's very capable,
and he can convince

794
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,073
almost anyone of anything.
Oh-- Oh!

795
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,774
At least I hope he can.
What is going on with you?
Ow! Ow...

796
00:31:48,874 --> 00:31:50,709
I pulled a hamstring.
Oh, my God.

797
00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,444
Are you okay?
Oh, God. No, it's okay.

798
00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:53,545
No, it's okay. Go.
Are you good? Okay, good.

799
00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,181
Leave me behind. Go.
I will.

800
00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:57,149
Go! Save those plaintiffs.

801
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,185
I'll call you later!
Go!

802
00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:00,652
(grunts)

803
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,889
Todd, can you pull this off?

804
00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:05,724
And can I trust you?

805
00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:07,893
Oh, Todd!

806
00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:08,995
(screams)

807
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:10,929
(panting)

808
00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:13,632
(horn honks)

809
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,568
Okay. Gotta go.

810
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:19,238
(elevator dings)

811
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:21,573
(panting)

812
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,142
Oh, I'm sorry-- Ma'am?

813
00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:24,576
The-the settlement arbitration
is in session already.

814
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:25,844
Y-You can't go in.

815
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,847
But I'm Margaret Wright.
I'm the attorney.

816
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,517
Oh, but I guess I'm not anymore.
Okay, a-all right.

817
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,419
It's only representatives
and clients.

818
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,121
But, uh, my son.

819
00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:37,289
Is my son here? Oh, where is he?

820
00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:38,257
Todd?

821
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:39,358
W-Wait, did you say Todd?

822
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,526
Yes.
Todd Wright?

823
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,560
Yes.
Uh...

824
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:42,894
Hang on a moment.

825
00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:44,363
Are you "Mom"?

826
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,531
Ah! Yes.

827
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,466
He left this for you.
Thank you.

828
00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:49,635
(panting)
Oh...

829
00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,438
Oh...

830
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:55,407
Todd.

831
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,547
Todd? Todd?

832
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,082
Are you there, Todd?

833
00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:05,217
It's me, your mother.

834
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,685
Yes.

835
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:08,687
You had better be
right about this.

836
00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:11,590
Please trust me. I'm not lying.

837
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:14,660
All right, sorry for all
these last-minute changes

838
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,263
rushed through by the
plaintiffs' representative.

839
00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:18,430
But we were
able to get

840
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,499
Ms. Theresa Wallace here

841
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,101
and you requested
to ask her a few questions

842
00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:23,202
before accepting

843
00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:24,370
the lower settlement offer?

844
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,305
Yes. Ms. Wallace.

845
00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:27,673
You are the floor manager

846
00:33:27,773 --> 00:33:30,242
at the McBarton Beer Company
Brewery, correct?

847
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,544
Yes, but why am I here?

848
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:34,513
Y'all just can't rope me
into this last minute.

849
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:35,881
And he tried to seduce me.

850
00:33:35,981 --> 00:33:37,316
KRISTEE:
Mr. Arbitrator,
this is ridiculous.

851
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,118
This isn't a trial.

852
00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:42,954
Just a few questions,
you said, Mr. Representative?

853
00:33:43,055 --> 00:33:45,157
MARGARET: Okay. Okay.
Mm-hmm.

854
00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:47,359
Now say "Mr. Arbitrator, sir,
if you'll just..."

855
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,195
Mr. Arbitrator, sir,
if you'll allow me

856
00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:52,164
just a little runway,
I will establish relevance.

857
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,134
Go ahead, then.

858
00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:56,335
Thank you.

859
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:57,769
Okay, Todd, we've got this.

860
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,037
You remember playing tug-of-war
in grade school?

861
00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:00,106
Mm-hmm.

862
00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:01,673
Well, this is just like that.

863
00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:04,476
Yeah, you give a little slack,
and you pull a little.

864
00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,313
First we want Theresa
off balance.

865
00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:08,980
So we got to build her up.

866
00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:10,349
Stroke her ego.

867
00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:12,583
"Oh, you are so important..."

868
00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:15,087
Mm-hmm. So, Theresa.

869
00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:16,487
Hello again.

870
00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:20,126
Floor manager sounds
like a pretty big job.

871
00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:23,027
It is. I supervise 53 employees.

872
00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:24,463
Give a little more slack.

873
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,063
Let her think she's winning.

874
00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:28,634
Wow. Fifty-three.

875
00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:30,768
Sounds like your bosses
have a lot of faith in you.

876
00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:32,971
They have said
they'd be lost without me.

877
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,072
Now pull.
The union was a threat.

878
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:38,944
If your workers were successful
in forming a union,

879
00:34:39,043 --> 00:34:40,112
all of that power

880
00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,513
and responsibility you had

881
00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:43,047
would be threatened,

882
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:44,916
wouldn't it?
No.

883
00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:46,252
That's not true.

884
00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:48,187
No? Oh, that's-that's funny,
because all 53

885
00:34:48,286 --> 00:34:52,458
of your supervisees signed
a petition to form a union.

886
00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:54,493
And I'm guessing,
if we asked

887
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:58,730
any of them, they'd say
they're not so crazy about you.

888
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,366
That's 'cause they don't like
working hard.

889
00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:01,600
Bring up Billy P.

890
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,569
If William Phillips,
the union organizer,

891
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,137
had a little accident,

892
00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:06,638
maybe...

893
00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:08,440
all of this would go away.

894
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:10,242
T-This is crazy.

895
00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:12,478
Now yank. Lay out the crime.

896
00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:13,812
You fiddled with the exhaust

897
00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:15,747
on the parade float
that you built

898
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,783
because you wanted
Billy P. dead.

899
00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:19,451
No. That's not true.

900
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:21,820
Don't let up. Make the crime
bigger so she has to explain.

901
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,723
You don't care
if you hurt 40 other people

902
00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,091
so long as you got

903
00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:27,359
what you wanted.

904
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,495
What's a little broken leg here,

905
00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:30,762
a broken wrist there?

906
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:33,632
40 people stuck
with medical bills

907
00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,534
and losing their jobs

908
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,204
because they're in too much pain
to work.

909
00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,471
But what's it matter to you?

910
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:41,273
They weren't supposed
to be hurt!

911
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:43,175
(all gasping)

912
00:35:44,410 --> 00:35:46,578
Ah. We've got her.

913
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:48,447
That wasn't supposed to happen.

914
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:51,917
The driver wasn't supposed
to get that far, and I just...

915
00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:55,487
It was E.L.B.I.

916
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:57,456
They told me
to squelch the union,

917
00:35:57,556 --> 00:35:59,225
and I just...
You just accepted money

918
00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:03,895
from E.L.B.I. so you could buy
your beloved 50-foot sailboat.

919
00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:06,232
And you decided

920
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:09,401
to attempt murder.

921
00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,837
(overlapping chatter)

922
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,705
ARBITRATOR:
We need to, um,

923
00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:14,940
end this session.

924
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,375
And I need to contact the D.A.

925
00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:18,277
This settlement

926
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:19,845
will need to be renegotiated.

927
00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:21,980
(gavel bangs)
(cheering)

928
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,915
* Isn't it funny... *

929
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,551
(whooping)

930
00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:27,586
(applause)

931
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:28,754
(whooping)

932
00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:30,656
* Never gonna... *

933
00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:32,958
(sighs)

934
00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:36,628
* Imagine, harder when it's... *

935
00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:38,230
That was amazing.
Amazing. I know.

936
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:40,566
You were perfect in my ear and
it was like we were, like...

937
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:43,201
Totally in sync. Yes!
Yes.
(laughs)

938
00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:44,836
Todd. Oh, that was incredible.

939
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:46,705
They are going to add
a lot more zeroes

940
00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,307
to that settlement number now.

941
00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:49,975
Oh! Okay, I'll go get my keys,

942
00:36:50,075 --> 00:36:51,543
and then I will
drive you home.

943
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:52,978
(laughs)

944
00:36:53,078 --> 00:36:55,180
* Tell me that love isn't... *

945
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:56,582
TODD:
Francey.

946
00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:59,150
What are you doing here so late?
What's going on?

947
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:01,320
Oh, my God,
I came back for my coat

948
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,488
and I found this in the mail.

949
00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:04,356
I must've missed it before.

950
00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,325
Todd, you did it.

951
00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:08,260
You got your license.

952
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,228
I did it?
You did it.

953
00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:12,197
I'm back.
Yes.

954
00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:13,365
I'm back.

955
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:15,401
Yes. Yes.
(both laugh)

956
00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:18,537
Oh, my God. Oh...

957
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:20,706
Wait, uh, i-is Susan here, too?

958
00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:24,410
No, she went to Vegas.

959
00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,744
With Peter.

960
00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,946
To do what?

961
00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:30,716
To get married?
Wait, seriously? Uh...

962
00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:32,851
W-What time is her flight?
Todd.

963
00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:34,653
Please don't screw this up
for her.

964
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,422
Screw this up for her? I'm not
gonna screw this up for her.

965
00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:37,956
What do you mean?

966
00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:39,891
She's been building a life
with Peter for a long time now.

967
00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,993
I don't want you running off
to the airport to...

968
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,295
Running off to the airport?

969
00:37:43,395 --> 00:37:45,163
Francey, I'm not
gonna run off...
Just...

970
00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,399
leave her alone.

971
00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:50,436
Okay.

972
00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:51,703
But you did it.

973
00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:53,605
You did it.
I did it.

974
00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,807
Yes!
(both laugh)

975
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,009
Oh...

976
00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:03,582
Okay...

977
00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:05,651
BEVERLY:
I understand we have a new
lawyer here at the firm?

978
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:07,686
(laughs):
Oh, Beverly.

979
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,588
You scared me.
Todd Wright, Esquire,

980
00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:11,222
represented
the parade plaintiffs

981
00:38:11,323 --> 00:38:13,392
at the arbitration hearing
this evening?

982
00:38:13,492 --> 00:38:14,960
I can explain.
You have put

983
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,995
the firm's reputation
on the line again.

984
00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:18,764
Your actions are unprofessional,

985
00:38:18,864 --> 00:38:20,599
unethical and,
frankly, ridiculous.

986
00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,834
Beverly.

987
00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:25,704
Todd and I followed the letter
of the law

988
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:28,740
to the letter of the law.

989
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,376
And, frankly, I am tired

990
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:33,144
of being raked
over the coals by you.

991
00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:34,346
Excuse me?

992
00:38:34,446 --> 00:38:36,782
No, excuse me!

993
00:38:36,882 --> 00:38:40,352
I have bent over backwards
for my clients,

994
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:44,022
for you, for Song,
for this firm, for years.

995
00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:46,191
Dancing like a puppet
on a string

996
00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:49,761
while you dangle a named
partnership over my head?

997
00:38:49,861 --> 00:38:51,430
And I'm sick of it!

998
00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:01,139
I deserve to have my name
above that door,

999
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,311
and if you can't see that,
then you don't deserve me.

1000
00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:09,648
And I am more than happy
to walk out of here,

1001
00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:14,953
and start my own firm
and spend the rest of my days

1002
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:20,358
kicking your legal butt
up and down Burnside.

1003
00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:23,529
BEVERLY:
I've been waiting
for this moment for a very,

1004
00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:25,397
very long time.

1005
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:27,733
You, pushing back.

1006
00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:30,068
Fighting for what's yours.

1007
00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:32,804
Like a named partner should.

1008
00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:37,776
See you first thing
Monday morning...

1009
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:43,181
...at Crest, Folding & Wright.

1010
00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:51,122
(softly):
Okay.

1011
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,060
I can't believe you got
I can't believe you got

1012
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,595
named partner.
your license back.

1013
00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:58,329
(both chuckle)

1014
00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:01,633
You really deserve this, Mom.

1015
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,569
Aww, Todd.
(laughs)

1016
00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:06,472
You, too.
Yeah.

1017
00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:11,543
Oh, you know, it's gonna be
a lot harder around here,

1018
00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,211
when you're gone.

1019
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,147
Not nearly as much fun.

1020
00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,884
You know, I'm not gonna
leave right away.

1021
00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,986
I'm gonna look
into going freelance,

1022
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:23,154
open up my own firm again.

1023
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,123
You know, maybe take on
some big corporate client first,

1024
00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,892
just to pay the bills.
I mean, I'm not gonna leave

1025
00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:28,827
a steady paycheck
and go right back to nothing

1026
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,361
and no health insurance.

1027
00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:31,963
Todd?
Hmm?

1028
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:36,735
As your mother, you have no idea
how happy those words make me.

1029
00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,236
"Health insurance"?

1030
00:40:38,336 --> 00:40:39,170
(elevator dings)

1031
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,706
Todd. Okay, let's go home.

1032
00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,508
Okay. Oh, uh, actually,

1033
00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:44,009
I'm not gonna go home just yet.

1034
00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:45,477
I'm gonna go check up
on a few things

1035
00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:48,614
and maybe get a bite to eat,
but I will see you later?

1036
00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:51,416
Well, okay, then.

1037
00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:52,651
(laughs softly)

1038
00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:55,320
Good night.
I love you, sweetheart.

1039
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:57,589
(whispers):
I love you, too, Mom.

1040
00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:00,959
I'm proud of you, Todd.

1041
00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:10,602
* *

1042
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,407
(exhales)

1043
00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:24,282
So, what are we doing?

1044
00:41:24,382 --> 00:41:27,285
I don't know.
I, uh, I was walking home,

1045
00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:30,188
and I saw that you were open
and I...

1046
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:32,157
I just got a divorce.
Mm.

1047
00:41:32,257 --> 00:41:35,160
Then I'm not legally allowed
to give you bangs.

1048
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,529
Right, yeah. That makes sense.

1049
00:41:37,629 --> 00:41:41,232
I just, I just need a change.
Like, something big.

1050
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,935
You should go on, like,
a retreat or something.

1051
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:46,605
Like meditation? Or yoga?

1052
00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:49,240
I did this personal
exploration weekend.

1053
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,209
You get dropped down
in the mountains

1054
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:52,778
with, like,
an apple and a knife,

1055
00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:55,647
and you have to just, like,
live for two weeks.

1056
00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,215
It was amazing.

1057
00:41:57,315 --> 00:41:59,417
In the mountains?
The point is,

1058
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:03,054
you strip everything away
and just figure out, you know,

1059
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,890
who you really are.

1060
00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:06,391
* North Star... *

1061
00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:07,959
(elevator dings)
Are you sure

1062
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,195
your leg's okay?
(laughs)

1063
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:12,363
And you made it home all right?

1064
00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:15,901
Okay, good.
No, Gus, I just got home.

1065
00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:18,536
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go take a shower

1066
00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:22,507
and then I'm going to change
my clothes and...

1067
00:42:22,608 --> 00:42:24,542
then I'm gonna meet you
over at your place.

1068
00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:27,145
I-If that's okay.

1069
00:42:27,245 --> 00:42:30,616
Yes, unfinished business.
Uh-huh.

1070
00:42:30,716 --> 00:42:32,951
All right, I'll see you soon.

1071
00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:35,821
(sighs)

1072
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:38,023
(lock clicking)

1073
00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:43,194
(gasps)

1074
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:47,699
Harry?

1075
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:53,404
Iceland... was horrible.

1076
00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:55,406
(crying)

1077
00:43:05,651 --> 00:43:08,553
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1078
00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:11,356
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1079
00:43:11,456 --> 00:43:14,893
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